First:[2] There are no shops around with sufficiently cheap bows.
Head to the shops to buy a bow and arrows.
Swift, Lucky, Charismatic
An oval with jagged edges. I promptly attach myself to the face of someone to become an OMNOMNOM mouth.[3] You are someone's mouth. He feels hungry and eats some gruel. Eww...
A CAUTIOUS CONSUMER OF VELOCITY[1] They revolt against you. You are taken to the gallows.
>STAGE REVOLUTION
All of my actions will have a multiple of three words.[1] You climb the wall and jump off. You are dead.
Very Bad Ninja.
Try to Fly!
POSSESS DUDE[3] You control his upper body. [2] You eat a couple bricks, then feel sick.
EAT THE TOWN
Solid Snake Impersonator.[3] You light a cigarette on fire without burning yourself, about the best that's been done so far. [1] You look kinda dumb.
Have a smoke.
Look cool.
A cloud with an eye and some miserable lightning, posing as this region's local failing diety.[2+2] You succeed! You still roll a d3.
Fail to upgrade dice into d6
EAT THE GALLOWS AS PER ANCIENT TOWN CUSTOM[1] Your stomach is skewered. Luckily, it doesn't hurt anymore. Nothing does...
QUICKLY[3] You start eating the well. Your host is full before you get finish the shady bit, though.
CONSUME THE LOCAL WELL
WAIT FOR PEOPLE TO FALL IN
Still. Not. Dead.[1] That lit bomb looks useful!
Steal Useful Stuff.
MAKE TOWNSPEOPLE WORSHIP ME[3] You're like a saint now. [1] The gods' hold on this town has never been stronger.
DEPOSE THE GODS
Eat lit bomb!You are dead.
PUNCH PEOPLE IN THE FACE![3] You punch someone in the face. They get angry.
New character: Not As Dead[3] You find a knife.
Look for useful stuff.
Search the answer.[3] You locate some sort of answer. What does "6*7" mean?
USE SAINT POWERS TO DO STUFF...[2] You have no saint powers. [1] You defeat yourself, lethally.
DEFEAT DA VILLANS
BE A TOWNSPERSON[2] You lose the election.
GET ELECTED MAYOR
murder hamster with knife, eat it[1] You catch a hamster, draw a knife, and it kills you.
BECOME KEITH DAVID[1] You are, oh...Justin Bieber. [2] You do not win.
WIN
MURDER MAYOR
HELP CHEVII WITH MURDER (YES, 6 SYLLABLES!)[2+1] Is that any way to lose an election? Apparently, since you lost the election and killed the mayor. [2+1] You are automatically considered a candidate in the reelection.