Okay. I've decided to try out this challenge to see if anything bad happens.
Freezing Glacier, Terrifying Surroundings. Oh yeah, that's what we want.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
However, there's already one problem:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Dwarf me as:Your dwarf is 'Ulthed Nilthe' Ashokbim, the only mason in the founding seven.
Ulthed Nilthe
mason/Engraver
Do you have a smith? If so, please dwarf me as him/her, naming him/her GreatWyrm[metal or mineral the dwarf likes].Nobody has any points in smithing yet. However, two things to note:
Please dorf me as your most useless member, than please train him/her in combat skills, no weapons needed, I'm fine with unarmed. Name my dorf Nix.Your dwarf is 'Nix' Rigòthlar, 1 of 3 dabbling brewers, and an adequate fighter to boot.
Dorf me as your miner! I get to use the pick yay!Requested dorf name?
Humbly requesting a dorf. If you have any free females, name: Clover Magic, profession: Sparklemaster. I'll take any dorf, though. Would like it if it's the jeweler/you enabelt he jewelry labors on them.'Clover Magic' Avalbomrek, Sparklemaster likes banded agate and clear glass, and water buffalos for their water wallowing.
These are always fun to read.
ThanksNo worries :)
I'll be the bookkeeper/broker if you have one. If not, then any dwarf will do.Done. You are 'MrWillsauce' Zèleretur, manager, bookkeeper and broker for this outpost.
Dorf me as your miner! I get to use the pick yay!You are 'NAV' Edtûlfeb, chief Miner for this outpost. You happen to be lovers with 'Nix' Rigòthlar, a fellow miner.
I want to be a woodcutter, KaspaYou are 'Kaspa' Kêshshakmelbil, miner turned lone woodcutter in this outpost. You admired a fine bed recently, and you're currently taking a break.
So I noticed the thread name in the forum main page, and now I'm thoroughly disappointed that what follows the p is not "ants".Awww.. we can try that next time then. Expect about
Dorf me! Don't care about my job, as long as my profession is Sprinkle King! :PDorfed you as our best grower. Apparently you suffer from the following problem:
Dorf me too, please.
Space Cat
Preferably that last miner
I wanna whack at undead with my pickaxe! (so, could my miner get put in the military too?)
Dorf me, please.You're both drafted. Here's the copper pick, now go and fight undead :P
Volfgarix
Profession: Wolf Eater
Military dwarf (live short, but intensively!)
Why do all of my community dorfs get into romantic relationships with OTHER community dorfs?Beats me :P
Wow! So many kills...Here you go. He seems to be.. rather physical-oriented.
What's my dorf's traits and skills?
Dorf me as your main armorer if possible.You are 'Tomio' Olonèzum, Metal Puncher. You made a friend recently, and you like shields and war hammers.
Name: Tomio
Profession: Metal Puncher.
Why are there so many miners if you only have one pick? Anyways good job and I honestly expected everyone to be dead by now.I have no clue what I was doing when I allocated skills lol. For now, let's just assume that the founding seven were in a party of seven miners asked to explore the frozen wastes for minerals.
NEW CHALLENGE: No traps, No drawbridge.
Damn! Guess we know who's getting the pick.Well, our forge and smelter are up and running, we can make more picks, so plenty of picks to go round :)
Name it Donut Hole. Clearly it's the missing center of the donut. :P(http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq165/kyp2055/Dwarf%20Fortress%20Terrifying%20biome%20fort/donuthole_zpse73d5a75.png)
Woo! Requesting a Dorf, I don't car which one, we seem to be running out of un-named ones. Name them MastahcheeseI chose the most appropriate dorf. Namely the only dwarf with any cheesemaking skills in the whole fort.
Uh, I guess I'll take a dwarf if there are any left. Name him Card.I chose an impulsive dorf for you. Sadly, it's not a he-dorf.
Awesome, I'm a cheese maker!Not quite.. you're a planter recruited to be a cheese maker :P
What was the statue of? can we get a description?Indeed, this fort seems to be doing fine.. so far. I haven't walled off the caverns, so a lot can go wrong still, especially if FBs come along. Here's the description of the statue:
YAY PARTY TIME!!! Do we have cake?
This fort is turning out suprisingly happy.
I also request dorfing as 'Nepeta', Profession 'Reader'You are 'Nepeta' Kuletbuzat, previously Vucar Kuletbuzat. You have just given birth to a girl (refer above).
I'm the expedition leader, right?Pfft, i aint no metal guy, so go ahead. +1 :3
GreatWyrmHematite has mandated to production of certain goods.
1 hematite coffer (0/1)
1 hematite coffin (0/1)
5 steel bars (0/5)
2 adamantine wafers (0/2)
I'm the expedition leader, right?Pfft, i aint no metal guy, so go ahead. +1 :3
GreatWyrmHematite has mandated to production of certain goods.
1 hematite coffer (0/1)
1 hematite coffin (0/1)
5 steel bars (0/5)
2 adamantine wafers (0/2)
Hot damn this fort is actually not failing.If I'm doing it right, I have no idea what I'm doing right :P
I am awesome, i has the first kiddo!olololololol :P
I'm the expedition leader, right?I'll keep this thread updated with mandate completion. You keep me updated with your thoughts :P
GreatWyrmHematite has mandated to production of certain goods.
1 hematite coffer (0/1)
1 hematite coffin (0/1)
5 steel bars (0/5)
2 adamantine wafers (0/2)
We need to wall off those caverns, quick!Getting on to it. I really don't want to deal with flying FBs - all of the dwarves don't have crossbow skills.
Let's throw a party!We have a nice statue garden for this :D
Oh wait, we need a dining room for this...
I hope you two are happy together!LOLZ :P
Great Wyrm Hematite's mandate arrives at the desk of MrWillsauce, bookkeeper. Concealed within the privacy of his office, he discretely edits it as convincingly as he can, before putting it in his "out" pile of documents.Later, GWH notes this, retrieves the orders, modifies them some more, and returns them to Willsauce's desk.
1 hematite coffer (0/1)
1 hematite coffin (0/1)
5 steel bars (0/5)
2 adamantine wafers (0/2)
1adamantinestone sarcophagus reserved for the acting bookkeeper (0/1), which will be needed if I catch him modifying orders again.1 adamantine throne reserved for the acting bookkeeper (0/1)
1 adamantine table reserved for the acting bookkeeper (0/1)
The previous items have been mandated by your expedition leader, me,GreatWyrm... something or otherGreatWyrmHematite. Anyway, no need to askhimme abouthismy orders, especially the adamantine goods, which I have reserved for our handsome and hardworking bookkeeper who totally deserves them.
I'm suprised GWH didn't dumb it all the way down to a wooden casket.I'm not cruel...
Dorf me please, Bobnova, something to do with metal or stone.You are 'Bobnova' Agnish, fort weaponsmith, married to mastahcheese.
ololololololololol :PGreat Wyrm Hematite's mandate arrives at the desk of MrWillsauce, bookkeeper. Concealed within the privacy of his office, he discretely edits it as convincingly as he can, before putting it in his "out" pile of documents.Later, GWH notes this, retrieves the orders, modifies them some more, and returns them to Willsauce's desk.
1 hematite coffer (0/1)
1 hematite coffin (0/1)
5 steel bars (0/5)
2 adamantine wafers (0/2)
1adamantinestone sarcophagus reserved for the acting bookkeeper (0/1), which will be needed if I catch him modifying orders again.1 adamantine throne reserved for the acting bookkeeper (0/1)
1 adamantine table reserved for the acting bookkeeper (0/1)
The previous items have been mandated by your expedition leader, me,GreatWyrm... something or otherGreatWyrmHematite. Anyway, no need to askhimme abouthismy orders, especially the adamantine goods, which I have reserved for our handsome and hardworking bookkeeper who totally deserves them.
Ha this will be fun when a forgotten beast comes! And all the dwarves died in the exact same spot? that's odd and funny to imagine.Lol no, Volfgarix stabbed the troll in the head with a large silver dagger. Nobody has died so far :)
Yeah, that's what I thought first too.Ha this will be fun when a forgotten beast comes! And all the dwarves died in the exact same spot? that's odd and funny to imagine.Lol no, Volfgarix stabbed the troll in the head with a large silver dagger. Nobody has died so far :)
Willsauce volunteers for the position of hammer... as penance for his misdeeds ::).Can I be the hammerer then?
All I wanted was a candy office :'( is that really too much for a dwarf to ask?Fine, just remember that with great wealth, comes great unfortunate accidents!
All I wanted was a candy office :'( is that really too much for a dwarf to ask?Yes.
Comrades! Can't you see the greed in our oppressive leader's actions? He denies the fortress of useful potential iron and steel, just to fulfill his disgusting hematite fetish. I only wanted the adamantine goods to improve the quality of our bookkeeping, not to be selfish. Rise up! Revolt against the evil GWH!Says the guy with a cartass and candy is too expensive to use for other stuff than armor and swords.
Obviously, Donuts won't abuse his position.Not if he doesn't want me to order him to hammer himself. And I will!
Head Deathroom Builder! I vote myself.If you vote for yourself, the madman will certainly win. We must pool our votes into one non-Donuts orifice (read: me) for the continued prosperity of the fortress.
Or you could just vote for me so I will build a nice looking pit with pretty pictures for you to look at when you get thrown in.Head Deathroom Builder! I vote myself.If you vote for yourself, the madman will certainly win. We must pool our votes into one non-Donuts orifice (read: me) for the continued prosperity of the fortress.
Maybe we should build some industry or something like this? Guys! We have living corpses on surface! We should work together!
I want some wolf meat...
Hey, I just noticed I gave birth! Wow, I must be really unobservant. Anyway, do you think I could see my stats?Sure, here you go:
Dorf me asHmmm.. you don't need "a bit of wrestling training" :P
Sprin
Male
Cheif Medical Dwarf
Also train me a bit in wretsling so if anything trys to kill me I have a chance.
GreatWyrmHematite has demanded certain items. (What color are demands, typically?)(No idea what colour demands typically are.. lol)
Hematite Coffer, Bedroom (0/1)
Hematite Coffin, Tomb (0/1)
GreatWyrmHematite has mandated the appointment of certain nobles.Head Deathroom Builder will most likely be Ulthed, as he's our most qualified mason. As for Head Deathroom Designer.. get cracking on those designs GWH :P
GreatWyrmHematite as Head Deathroom Designer (0/0)
Anyone as Head Deathroom Builder (0/0)
Maybe we should build some industry or something like this? Guys! We have living corpses on surface! We should work together!Shotgangs currently exports clay crafts and dimple dye.
I want some wolf meat...
Can I request something? I would like a helm, so that way I would be less likely to die.Fine by me.
Advising the dwarves while they build the fortress is very different from ordering them to produce a personal lavish tomb and bedroom. Whatever power you have, you are most certainly abusing."Lavish?" I suppose I was the one who asked for an adamantine sarcophagus, table, and throne? No, wait, I asked for a simple coffin and coffer made from a lovely red stone. And some metal bars.
Yes but I was trying to secretly break the law, while you are publicly displaying your intentions and trying to pass them off as legitimate.Advising the dwarves while they build the fortress is very different from ordering them to produce a personal lavish tomb and bedroom. Whatever power you have, you are most certainly abusing."Lavish?" I suppose I was the one who asked for an adamantine sarcophagus, table, and throne? No, wait, I asked for a simple coffin and coffer made from a lovely red stone. And some metal bars.
And a coffin which you will inhabit if you keep up your hypocrisy.
Did any dwarf who isn't an admitted law-breaker complain? Did the overseer allow it?Yes but I was trying to secretly break the law, while you are publicly displaying your intentions and trying to pass them off as legitimate.Advising the dwarves while they build the fortress is very different from ordering them to produce a personal lavish tomb and bedroom. Whatever power you have, you are most certainly abusing."Lavish?" I suppose I was the one who asked for an adamantine sarcophagus, table, and throne? No, wait, I asked for a simple coffin and coffer made from a lovely red stone. And some metal bars.
And a coffin which you will inhabit if you keep up your hypocrisy.
*EDIT: Feel free to suggest things to do and dorfing requests.*This means that every dwarf has a say in how Shotgangs is run, so long as all dwarves can agree that it's not suicidal to do so.
*Create hammering list*>Locate list
*Put MrWillSauce everywhere on it*
*Make it a note in my room*
So, pretty much a note in my room saying: Hammering list: MRWILLSAUCE X9001
He is a criminal. Faking is a crime! He didn't even get punishment. Please, at least just lock him out in the snow for a week or something! Or just a tiny little training hammer beating?*Create hammering list*>Locate list
*Put MrWillSauce everywhere on it*
*Make it a note in my room*
So, pretty much a note in my room saying: Hammering list: MRWILLSAUCE X9001
>Destroy list
>Ask if Donuts has a legitimate claim against Willsauce
>If yes, allow hammering. Once. Probably.
Wait, just to be clear, secretly breaking the law is better than trying to do break the law in public?Yes but I was trying to secretly break the law, while you are publicly displaying your intentions and trying to pass them off as legitimate.Advising the dwarves while they build the fortress is very different from ordering them to produce a personal lavish tomb and bedroom. Whatever power you have, you are most certainly abusing."Lavish?" I suppose I was the one who asked for an adamantine sarcophagus, table, and throne? No, wait, I asked for a simple coffin and coffer made from a lovely red stone. And some metal bars.
And a coffin which you will inhabit if you keep up your hypocrisy.
Metal Puncher Tomio has made a mandate. (or whatever.)You are not allowed to mandate anything before you got a sig! ::)
Tomio has demanded the following:
Three magma forges (0/3)
Six magma smelters (0/6)
Can you limit it to a single punch in public?He is a criminal. Faking is a crime! He didn't even get punishment. Please, at least just lock him out in the snow for a week or something! Or just a tiny little training hammer beating?*Create hammering list*>Locate list
*Put MrWillSauce everywhere on it*
*Make it a note in my room*
So, pretty much a note in my room saying: Hammering list: MRWILLSAUCE X9001
>Destroy list
>Ask if Donuts has a legitimate claim against Willsauce
>If yes, allow hammering. Once. Probably.
I request:OVERRIDDEN. Obsidianizers waste perfectly good furniture. Let me draw up something...
Emergency obsidianizer in Donuts' quarter/office/whatever he stay in
Couldn't we just link the hatch to a lever, burrow avictimelf-lovercriminal into the room and lock the door?
There would still be drowning, it's just that if the hatch/door is pressure plate operated, then yes, normal dwarves wouldn't go in there, but a new migrant, trying to find a proper room to claim, might.Extra benefit!
Lovely fort you have going on here, even the wilddead are nice! I might see about getting dorfed...I'd like to be a hunter, but that would be suicide at best (if a hunter 'kills' undead animals, will they bring back the remains?). Maybe a dwarf with some hunting skill, but turned off for now...yes, that would be an idea. Call him/her Kirby.We have a couple of hunters, I can dorf you as one of them and let you know who you get in the next update.
Also, there appears to be an issue with the images for updates on page...huh. I just checked and I guess they're normal now. Never mind then.
Hmm... what this fort could use is some surface section, but that's AFTER we get an obsidian production underway... nothing like a fairly dark tower to fit with the terrifying surroundings!We could do an ice citadel on the surface. This fort is run in 0.34.07 (mainly because that was the version I had when I saw the challenge), so ice is plentiful.
As for dorfing, I'll take a dorf if possible. (Chances are good I'll be a XXdwarf corpseXX by the end of dorfing #1, but eh...)
This fortress is thriving in a Terrifying Biome? Lovely.Thriving.. kinda - we're getting migrants now :D
Dwarf me, if you wish, as a female, preferably military.
And are unfortunate accidents applicable to your mandaters?
Written Proposal:We can always include a door in the design and forbid the door under normal circumstances. When the room needs to be used, designate the bedroom and unlock the door to the bedroom.
We should construct a bedroom, engraved with fine images and adorned with lovely furniture. There will be two statues and a pressure plate in between, such that a dwarf can only reach the bed by stepping on the pressure plate. The pressure plate will be linked to a hatch in the ceiling and to the door, such that stepping on the plate causes the room to be sealed off and flooded. The bedroom will be assigned to any dwarf in need of execution.
He is a criminal. Faking is a crime! He didn't even get punishment. Please, at least just lock him out in the snow for a week or something! Or just a tiny little training hammer beating?I could.. facing undead ice wolves that might be sufficient punishment :P
Metal pumpstack from the sea to the surface!And make a ring of fire around the fort? This might be viable.
I request:Will do the import request when the next dwarven caravan rolls around. As for weapons and armour, forging should be able to start soon, as we have steel already.
Some wolf meat to be imported from mountainhome.
a good weapon and armor.
I request a lever in my personal bedroom that opens/closes the front gates.A lever to open and close the willow door standing between us and the outside world? Hmmm.. why not?
Can I request something? I would like a helm, so that way I would be less likely to die.One steel helm, on the way.
Fine!Can you limit it to a single punch in public?He is a criminal. Faking is a crime! He didn't even get punishment. Please, at least just lock him out in the snow for a week or something! Or just a tiny little training hammer beating?*Create hammering list*>Locate list
*Put MrWillSauce everywhere on it*
*Make it a note in my room*
So, pretty much a note in my room saying: Hammering list: MRWILLSAUCE X9001
>Destroy list
>Ask if Donuts has a legitimate claim against Willsauce
>If yes, allow hammering. Once. Probably.I request:OVERRIDDEN. Obsidianizers waste perfectly good furniture. Let me draw up something...
Emergency obsidianizer in Donuts' quarter/office/whatever he stay in
Fine!Assuming you have wafers.
Also, guess it is "Weaponsmith" and "Fey mood"? That means legendary weaponsmith = masterwork candy swords!
Woo!I request a lever in my personal bedroom that opens/closes the front gates.A lever to open and close the willow door standing between us and the outside world? Hmmm.. why not?
GreatWyrmHematite has mandated the production of certain goods.You know it!
Lever controlling outside gate in bedroom (0/1)
I have a feeling that once the gates can be opened by a clumsy, sleepy roll of a fellow dwarf, things will go to Hell.
and then the two of you can begin repeatedly pulling the levers in a battle of...err, something honourable. Either way, it's potentially dangerous, and would waste everyone's time, so that's a bonus.
New idea: I propose that every dwarf's bedroom come equipped with a lever controlling the front gate/door. In some way or another, I guarantee that this will save the fort years from now.
I vote for this!and then the two of you can begin repeatedly pulling the levers in a battle of...err, something honourable. Either way, it's potentially dangerous, and would waste everyone's time, so that's a bonus.
New idea: I propose that every dwarf's bedroom come equipped with a lever controlling the front gate/door. In some way or another, I guarantee that this will save the fort years from now.
I second this motion, even if I haven't actually been dorfed yet.
I vote for this!and then the two of you can begin repeatedly pulling the levers in a battle of...err, something honourable. Either way, it's potentially dangerous, and would waste everyone's time, so that's a bonus.
New idea: I propose that every dwarf's bedroom come equipped with a lever controlling the front gate/door. In some way or another, I guarantee that this will save the fort years from now.
I second this motion, even if I haven't actually been dorfed yet.
Donuts: I authorize the forging of a hammer from our lightest metal for official use in justice. You may have a heavier hammer if you kill a goblin.Sure! I will then stand guard at le entrance :P
The bad news is that my laptop screen has diedI remember when my laptop's screen died on me. I wasn't able to get it fixed, and had to get a new computer. Of course, my old one was really old. Hope you can get yours fixed.
Oh, this is an interesting game! I'd like to request a dorfing, name: Inspiredsimji, profession: Bookkeeper (is that still available? If not, I'll take a mason.)
Query: What is the lightest weapons-grade metal we have ATM?Iron.
Well, now I have one. GO GO MAGMA!!Metal Puncher Tomio has made a mandate. (or whatever.)You are not allowed to mandate anything before you got a sig! ::)
Tomio has demanded the following:
Three magma forges (0/3)
Six magma smelters (0/6)