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Dwarf Fortress => DF Community Games & Stories => Topic started by: crazysheep on October 15, 2012, 08:17:26 pm

Title: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: crazysheep on October 15, 2012, 08:17:26 pm
Inspired by this thread (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=117389.0), and this thread before it (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116711.0), I decided to boot up DF, gen a new world, and start my own Pick and Plump Helmet adventure.

Updates:
Year 1, Autumn update (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=117758.msg3699508#msg3699508)
Year 2, Spring update (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=117758.msg3701879#msg3701879)
Year 2, Midsummer update (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=117758.msg3702178#msg3702178)
Year 2, Late Autumn update: Undead kobold incursion occurs, human maceman paint our front door red (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=117758.msg3705569#msg3705569)
Year 3, Mid Spring update: 1: Troll, troll in the dungeon! 2: Migrants come in spring, and someone decides to make something out of bone (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=117758.msg3707489#msg3707489)
Year 3, Midsummer update: Achievements unlocked: first artifact successfully completed, first possession, first legendary dwarf (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=117758.msg3708694#msg3708694)
Year 3, Late Summer update: Achievement unlocked: first fey mood (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=117758.msg3757341#msg3757341)


This was last night's update just after embark:
Okay. I've decided to try out this challenge to see if anything bad happens.
Freezing Glacier, Terrifying Surroundings. Oh yeah, that's what we want.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

However, there's already one problem:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Today, I continue.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Oh, so there you are. And I was beginning to worry that you guys wouldn't show up at all..

*Disclaimer: After seeing those ice wolf corpses I rushed things, so no pretty screenshots for Before shots. Lots of After shots though.*

Now by this stage I had already moved the founding seven into this icy cave into the side of the mountain, and set them to work on getting a still and a carpenter's workshop up and running. After getting a willow door up, time to lock everyone away from the outside!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The next logical step was to secure some sort of food supply.. or dig for magma. I chose the latter, and dug down.. to find a cavern and a passage.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Time to set up shop in the caverns! And by shop I mean permanent home. Until we find magma.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

*EDIT: Feel free to suggest things to do and dorfing requests.*

*EDIT 2: Links to major updates included.*
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: OREOSOME on October 15, 2012, 08:18:36 pm
PTW
EDIT:
Dwarf me as:
Ulthed Nilthe
mason/Engraver
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: NRDL on October 15, 2012, 08:19:04 pm
PTW
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: GoombaGeek on October 15, 2012, 08:21:26 pm
WTP
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 15, 2012, 08:24:49 pm
Do you have a smith? If so, please dwarf me as him/her, naming him/her GreatWyrm[metal or mineral the dwarf likes].
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: NRDL on October 15, 2012, 08:28:06 pm
Please dorf me as your most useless member, than please train him/her in combat skills, no weapons needed, I'm fine with unarmed.  Name my dorf Nix. 
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: NAV on October 15, 2012, 08:45:38 pm
Dorf me as your miner! I get to use the pick yay!
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: crazysheep on October 15, 2012, 08:46:17 pm
We made it to the 3 month point! Summer in a glacier is boring though.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Dwarf me as:
Ulthed Nilthe
mason/Engraver
Your dwarf is 'Ulthed Nilthe' Ashokbim, the only mason in the founding seven.

Do you have a smith? If so, please dwarf me as him/her, naming him/her GreatWyrm[metal or mineral the dwarf likes].
Nobody has any points in smithing yet. However, two things to note:
1. In pretty much every regular fort I run, smithing is the primary goal of the fort - all metalworkers are cherished.
2. There is a lot of flux and iron ore in this glacier.

So, no worries. You will definitely get dwarfed as a smith. In this case, you're the expedition leader as well - 'GreatWyrmHematite' Monomakgos.
PS: there's a lot of hematite in this glacier.

Please dorf me as your most useless member, than please train him/her in combat skills, no weapons needed, I'm fine with unarmed.  Name my dorf Nix. 
Your dwarf is 'Nix' Rigòthlar, 1 of 3 dabbling brewers, and an adequate fighter to boot.

Dorf me as your miner! I get to use the pick yay!
Requested dorf name?
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: Clover Magic on October 15, 2012, 08:55:10 pm
Humbly requesting a dorf.  If you have any free females, name: Clover Magic, profession: Sparklemaster.  I'll take any dorf, though.  Would like it if it's the jeweler/you enabelt he jewelry labors on them.

These are always fun to read.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: NRDL on October 15, 2012, 09:00:29 pm
Thanks
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: crazysheep on October 15, 2012, 09:25:16 pm
Humbly requesting a dorf.  If you have any free females, name: Clover Magic, profession: Sparklemaster.  I'll take any dorf, though.  Would like it if it's the jeweler/you enabelt he jewelry labors on them.

These are always fun to read.
'Clover Magic' Avalbomrek, Sparklemaster likes banded agate and clear glass, and water buffalos for their water wallowing.

Thanks
No worries :)
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: Thecard on October 15, 2012, 09:31:34 pm
Ohh... this looks like fun.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 15, 2012, 09:33:54 pm
Sweet, I'm the expedition leader!
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: MrWillsauce on October 15, 2012, 09:39:49 pm
I'll be the bookkeeper/broker if you have one. If not, then any dwarf will do.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: crazysheep on October 16, 2012, 12:00:49 am
3 migrants turned up in summer, a carpenter, a (male) gem setter, and a farmer. That's surely some good news, everyone else in this cave is a miner first and dabbling whatever second.

(http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq165/kyp2055/gem_zps68343a9e.png)

I'll be the bookkeeper/broker if you have one. If not, then any dwarf will do.
Done. You are 'MrWillsauce' Zèleretur, manager, bookkeeper and broker for this outpost.

Dorf me as your miner! I get to use the pick yay!
You are 'NAV' Edtûlfeb, chief Miner for this outpost. You happen to be lovers with 'Nix' Rigòthlar, a fellow miner.
(http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq165/kyp2055/lovers_zps28e9aaee.png)
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: hops on October 16, 2012, 12:38:42 am
PTWTGTH... Maybe literally.

[Posting to watch this go to hell]
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: TheKaspa on October 16, 2012, 12:50:47 am
I want to be a woodcutter, Kaspa
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: Darvi on October 16, 2012, 01:19:43 am
So I noticed the thread name in the forum main page, and now I'm thoroughly disappointed that what follows the p is not "ants".
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: crazysheep on October 16, 2012, 01:30:28 am
Autumn update time!

I wasn't sure if we'd be getting a dwarven caravan, so I asked our mason Ulthed Nilthe to handle architecture jobs as well. Considering that I asked him to build this trade depot out of ice, I'd say he's doing well.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Meanwhile, NAV is busy digging out more exploratory shafts. She finds a warm spot of rock, which I order channeled out to fuel our forges.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

And that's the smelter for GreatWyrmHematite.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

More migrants arrive! What's attracting them to this literal frozen hole in the ground?
A lye maker, a peasant, and a clerk. Darn. And MrWillsauce already has max precision at bookkeeping.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Slightly later in the season, a trade caravan shows up! I open up the willow front door to invite them in. MrWillsauce is still updating records, so drastic action is called for. I order his chair to be deconstructed...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Since our challenge was to embark with a pick and a plump helmet, we lack an anvil to kickstart smithing. We have some dimple dye harvested from dimple cups down in these caverns, which come in useful as a bargaining tool with these traders. MrWillsauce manages to convince them to sell us some cave wheat seeds and a steel anvil for 4 bags of dimple dye and a bag of dwarven sugar. They seem pleased with their acquisitions. On their way out, guess who comes to greet them?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I later discover that a polar bear was mauled by the axedwarves as well.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

(http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq165/kyp2055/Dwarf%20Fortress%20Terrifying%20biome%20fort/spring_zps96f68fd6.png)

Well, we survived one year in a Terrifying biome! It was a bumpy start, but the undead ice wolves left us alone, allowing us to get a tenuous foothold in this environment.

Spoiler: Current Situation (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Current Citizens (click to show/hide)

I want to be a woodcutter, Kaspa
You are 'Kaspa' Kêshshakmelbil, miner turned lone woodcutter in this outpost. You admired a fine bed recently, and you're currently taking a break.

So I noticed the thread name in the forum main page, and now I'm thoroughly disappointed that what follows the p is not "ants".
Awww.. we can try that next time then. Expect about 2 0 dwarves to survive :P
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: NRDL on October 16, 2012, 02:57:44 am
Why do all of my community dorfs get into romantic relationships with OTHER community dorfs? 
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: hops on October 16, 2012, 03:02:37 am
Urist! You have my pant! And my mug! And.. that's all.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: TheKaspa on October 16, 2012, 03:06:31 am
Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And...

my Vuvuzela!

Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: Donuts on October 16, 2012, 05:06:21 am
Dorf me! Don't care about my job, as long as my profession is Sprinkle King! :P
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 16, 2012, 07:35:06 am
Dorf me too, please.

Space Cat
Preferably that last miner

I wanna whack at undead with my pickaxe! (so, could my miner get put in the military too?)
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: Volfgarix on October 16, 2012, 08:14:44 am
Dorf me, please.

Volfgarix
Profession: Wolf Eater

Military dwarf (live short, but intensively!)
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: crazysheep on October 16, 2012, 09:04:40 am
Quick update for all the dorfing requests before I turn in for the night:
Dorf me! Don't care about my job, as long as my profession is Sprinkle King! :P
Dorfed you as our best grower. Apparently you suffer from the following problem:
(http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq165/kyp2055/Dwarf%20Fortress%20Terrifying%20biome%20fort/sameoldbooze_zps28c2810c.png)
This seems to be common in this fort, I'm so sorry. But once we get our trade up and running, and get another farm up for cave wheat production, everyone will have more booze types :)

Dorf me too, please.

Space Cat
Preferably that last miner

I wanna whack at undead with my pickaxe! (so, could my miner get put in the military too?)
Dorf me, please.

Volfgarix
Profession: Wolf Eater

Military dwarf (live short, but intensively!)
You're both drafted. Here's the copper pick, now go and fight undead :P
I may draft Nix tomorrow or something as he wants to see some action.
(http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq165/kyp2055/Dwarf%20Fortress%20Terrifying%20biome%20fort/military_zpsd5b0c9b5.png)

Also, here's the reason why Volfgarix is the provisional militia commander:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)


Why do all of my community dorfs get into romantic relationships with OTHER community dorfs?
Beats me :P
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: Volfgarix on October 16, 2012, 09:16:55 am
Wow! So many kills...
What's my dorf's traits and skills?
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: tomio175 on October 16, 2012, 10:05:51 am
Dorf me as your main armorer if possible.
Name: Tomio
Profession: Metal Puncher.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: NAV on October 16, 2012, 01:34:11 pm
Why are there so many miners if you only have one pick? Anyways good job and I honestly expected everyone to be dead by now.

NEW CHALLENGE: No traps, No drawbridge.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: Thecard on October 16, 2012, 02:34:04 pm
Damn!  Guess we know who's getting the pick.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: crazysheep on October 16, 2012, 07:15:42 pm
Good morning everybody! Welcome back to Keskalinsél, or Shotgangs in our tongue. It's early spring, and nothing much has been ordered yet - everyone's having their New Year celebrations still.


Wow! So many kills...
What's my dorf's traits and skills?
Here you go. He seems to be.. rather physical-oriented.
(http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq165/kyp2055/Dwarf%20Fortress%20Terrifying%20biome%20fort/volfgarixstats_zpsfb14f718.png)

Dorf me as your main armorer if possible.
Name: Tomio
Profession: Metal Puncher.
You are 'Tomio' Olonèzum, Metal Puncher. You made a friend recently, and you like shields and war hammers.

Why are there so many miners if you only have one pick? Anyways good job and I honestly expected everyone to be dead by now.

NEW CHALLENGE: No traps, No drawbridge.
I have no clue what I was doing when I allocated skills lol. For now, let's just assume that the founding seven were in a party of seven miners asked to explore the frozen wastes for minerals.

Also, CHALLENGE noted. Question though - will you allow us cage traps and retracting bridges?

Damn!  Guess we know who's getting the pick.
Well, our forge and smelter are up and running, we can make more picks, so plenty of picks to go round :)
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: crazysheep on October 16, 2012, 07:51:33 pm
Terrifying glacier is terrifying I suppose. Nobody's turned up to join us for New Year celebrations :(
(http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq165/kyp2055/Dwarf%20Fortress%20Terrifying%20biome%20fort/nomigrants122_zps937ccf73.png)

Although we have had a little bundle of joy recently: congratulations to Donuts and her newborn!
(http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq165/kyp2055/Dwarf%20Fortress%20Terrifying%20biome%20fort/firstborn_zps84f574a5.png)
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: Eric Blank on October 16, 2012, 07:52:33 pm
Name it Donut Hole. Clearly it's the missing center of the donut. :P
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: mastahcheese on October 16, 2012, 09:38:29 pm
Woo! Requesting a Dorf, I don't car which one, we seem to be running out of un-named ones. Name them Mastahcheese
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: Thecard on October 16, 2012, 09:46:48 pm
Uh, I guess I'll take a dwarf if there are any left.  Name him Card.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: crazysheep on October 16, 2012, 10:09:00 pm
Name it Donut Hole. Clearly it's the missing center of the donut. :P
(http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq165/kyp2055/Dwarf%20Fortress%20Terrifying%20biome%20fort/donuthole_zpse73d5a75.png)

Woo! Requesting a Dorf, I don't car which one, we seem to be running out of un-named ones. Name them Mastahcheese
I chose the most appropriate dorf. Namely the only dwarf with any cheesemaking skills in the whole fort.
(http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq165/kyp2055/Dwarf%20Fortress%20Terrifying%20biome%20fort/mastahcheese_zpsb3f5ad32.png)

Uh, I guess I'll take a dwarf if there are any left.  Name him Card.
I chose an impulsive dorf for you. Sadly, it's not a he-dorf.
(http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq165/kyp2055/Dwarf%20Fortress%20Terrifying%20biome%20fort/card_zps998caf0c.png)

There are now 3 dwarves left for dorfing.

Volfgarix made a clay statue, which was promptly installed to boost morale. Someone then decided to host a party, involving all the founding seven.
(http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq165/kyp2055/Dwarf%20Fortress%20Terrifying%20biome%20fort/partyingpartying_zps7cb25015.png)
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Post by: mastahcheese on October 16, 2012, 11:02:21 pm
Awesome, I'm a cheese maker!
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: NAV on October 16, 2012, 11:10:07 pm
What was the statue of? can we get a description?
YAY PARTY TIME!!! Do we have cake?

This fort is turning out suprisingly happy.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: hops on October 16, 2012, 11:31:21 pm
I also request dorfing as 'Nepeta', Profession 'Reader'
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: crazysheep on October 17, 2012, 12:04:28 am
Midsummer update time!

Some elves came to our little frozen hole in the wall.
(http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq165/kyp2055/Dwarf%20Fortress%20Terrifying%20biome%20fort/elves_zps886eaff8.png)
MrWillsauce went to greet them, and managed to snare some edible goodies off them. Lots of common aboveground plants, but no sun berries yet. Not expecting that, and we can't really use that until we get some sunlight poking down into our caves. Or we can just live off the elves.
Trading must have tired MrWillsauce out, as he flopped down on his bed after trading with the elf merchants.
(http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq165/kyp2055/Dwarf%20Fortress%20Terrifying%20biome%20fort/brokernap_zpsaf2f9ed7.png)

As the elves left, a swarm of undead ice wolves showed up. One of these undead wolves made a beeline for an elf and his donkey.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The donkey seemed to be doing fine at first.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Then this happened:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Luckily for the donkey, this happened near the map edge, so it got to run away quickly. Complete fight log:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)


Although we didn't get any more migrants this season, the womenfolk popped out a few more babies! Congrats to mastahcheese and Nepeta/Objective/Vucar!
(http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq165/kyp2055/Dwarf%20Fortress%20Terrifying%20biome%20fort/internalpopulationboom_zpse2db4993.png)

Awesome, I'm a cheese maker!
Not quite.. you're a planter recruited to be a cheese maker :P

What was the statue of? can we get a description?
YAY PARTY TIME!!! Do we have cake?

This fort is turning out suprisingly happy.
Indeed, this fort seems to be doing fine.. so far. I haven't walled off the caverns, so a lot can go wrong still, especially if FBs come along. Here's the description of the statue:
(http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq165/kyp2055/Dwarf%20Fortress%20Terrifying%20biome%20fort/firststatue_zps4aea688c.png)
No cake, but there are biscuits, stew and plenty of booze from aboveground and underground plants :)

I also request dorfing as 'Nepeta', Profession 'Reader'
You are 'Nepeta' Kuletbuzat, previously Vucar Kuletbuzat. You have just given birth to a girl (refer above).
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all.
Post by: hops on October 17, 2012, 12:11:19 am
Hot damn this fort is actually not failing.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 2 Midsummer)
Post by: Donuts on October 17, 2012, 02:10:43 am
I am awesome, i has the first kiddo!
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 2 Midsummer)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 17, 2012, 06:55:40 am
I'm the expedition leader, right?
GreatWyrmHematite has mandated to production of certain goods.

1 hematite coffer (0/1)
1 hematite coffin (0/1)
5 steel bars (0/5)
2 adamantine wafers (0/2)
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 2 Midsummer)
Post by: Donuts on October 17, 2012, 07:17:16 am
I'm the expedition leader, right?
GreatWyrmHematite has mandated to production of certain goods.

1 hematite coffer (0/1)
1 hematite coffin (0/1)
5 steel bars (0/5)
2 adamantine wafers (0/2)
Pfft, i aint no metal guy, so go ahead. +1 :3
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 2 Midsummer)
Post by: tomio175 on October 17, 2012, 09:59:04 am
I'm the expedition leader, right?
GreatWyrmHematite has mandated to production of certain goods.

1 hematite coffer (0/1)
1 hematite coffin (0/1)
5 steel bars (0/5)
2 adamantine wafers (0/2)
Pfft, i aint no metal guy, so go ahead. +1 :3

I agree. I wanna punch some METAL!
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 2 Midsummer)
Post by: mastahcheese on October 17, 2012, 06:02:23 pm
We need to wall off those caverns, quick!
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 2 Midsummer)
Post by: crazysheep on October 18, 2012, 02:47:17 am
This following update is brought to you by a very annoying final year project. It menaces with spikes of DO ME NOW OR ELSE.

Our total baby population now stands at 4, congrats to Card! In 12 years time they'll be productive fort members. Until then, they'll just whittle down our food and drink supplies.
(http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq165/kyp2055/anotherbirth_zps3de8c083.png)

A cloud of haunting gloom drifted by. Nobody's outside.. yet.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)


Hot damn this fort is actually not failing.
If I'm doing it right, I have no idea what I'm doing right :P

I am awesome, i has the first kiddo!
olololololol :P

I'm the expedition leader, right?
GreatWyrmHematite has mandated to production of certain goods.

1 hematite coffer (0/1)
1 hematite coffin (0/1)
5 steel bars (0/5)
2 adamantine wafers (0/2)
I'll keep this thread updated with mandate completion. You keep me updated with your thoughts :P
Current GWH mandate status:
0/1 hematite coffers completed
0/1 hematite coffins completed
0/5 steel bars completed
0/2 adamantine wafers completed

We need to wall off those caverns, quick!
Getting on to it. I really don't want to deal with flying FBs - all of the dwarves don't have crossbow skills.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 2 Midsummer)
Post by: crazysheep on October 18, 2012, 09:05:02 am
Late autumn (major) update:

While the ice wolf corpses were chasing an elf merchant and his donkey around, I noticed sand walls.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Anyway, I decided to get some sand to round out our furnace operations. We have metal smelting and smithing operations, clay baking operations, so adding glassmaking to that mix should be a pretty good bet. I send NAV out to tunnel through ice to get to the sand.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

After the elves came in summer, I wondered if anyone else would turn up to trade. Surprise surprise, someone came!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

They were greeted by the local wilddead.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

After they dispatched the wilddead, I opened the front door to let them in. Someone came sneaking in with them..
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The human macemen (and macewomen) gave the kobolds a good pounding, killing one and chasing the other two away. However, this being a self-raising biome, the dead kobold came back and found its way into the main meeting area. The militia was raised to get rid of it.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Once it was punched to death, the first proper run of the magma-based corpse disposal system was tested out.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

After trading some leather and lots of meat and berries to us in exchange for some earthenware trinkets and dimple dye, the humans left. On the way out, the local wilddead brought reinforcements.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Undead list after the humans left:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Anyway, time for some cheerier news: Nix and NAV got married!
(http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq165/kyp2055/The%20Pick%20and%20The%20Plump%20Helmet/happycouple_zpsac31fde8.png)


Current GWH mandate status:
0/1 hematite coffers completed
0/1 hematite coffins completed
0/5 steel bars completed
0/2 adamantine wafers completed
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 2 Midsummer)
Post by: TheKaspa on October 18, 2012, 10:00:32 am
Let's throw a party!
Oh wait, we need a dining room for this...
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 2 Midsummer)
Post by: crazysheep on October 18, 2012, 10:12:36 am
Let's throw a party!
Oh wait, we need a dining room for this...
We have a nice statue garden for this :D
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 2 Autumn)
Post by: MrWillsauce on October 18, 2012, 02:09:11 pm
Great Wyrm Hematite's mandate arrives at the desk of MrWillsauce, bookkeeper. Concealed within the privacy of his office, he discretely edits it as convincingly as he can, before putting it in his "out" pile of documents.

1 hematite coffer (0/1)
1 hematite coffin (0/1)
5 steel bars (0/5)
2 adamantine wafers (0/2)
1 adamantine sarcophagus reserved for the acting bookkeeper (0/1)
1 adamantine throne reserved for the acting bookkeeper (0/1)
1 adamantine table reserved for the acting bookkeeper (0/1)


The previous items have been mandated by your expedition leader, me, GreatWyrm... something or other GreatWyrmHematite. Anyway, no need to ask him me about his my orders, especially the adamantine goods, which I have reserved for our handsome and hardworking bookkeeper who totally deserves them.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 2 Autumn)
Post by: Thecard on October 18, 2012, 04:22:27 pm
I hope you two are happy together!
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 2 Autumn)
Post by: Ruhn on October 18, 2012, 04:50:16 pm
I hope you two are happy together!
LOLZ  :P
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 2 Autumn)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 18, 2012, 05:41:41 pm
Great Wyrm Hematite's mandate arrives at the desk of MrWillsauce, bookkeeper. Concealed within the privacy of his office, he discretely edits it as convincingly as he can, before putting it in his "out" pile of documents.

1 hematite coffer (0/1)
1 hematite coffin (0/1)
5 steel bars (0/5)
2 adamantine wafers (0/2)
1 adamantine stone sarcophagus reserved for the acting bookkeeper (0/1), which will be needed if I catch him modifying orders again.
1 adamantine throne reserved for the acting bookkeeper (0/1)
1 adamantine table reserved for the acting bookkeeper (0/1)



The previous items have been mandated by your expedition leader, me, GreatWyrm... something or other GreatWyrmHematite. Anyway, no need to ask him me about his my orders, especially the adamantine goods, which I have reserved for our handsome and hardworking bookkeeper who totally deserves them.

Later, GWH notes this, retrieves the orders, modifies them some more, and returns them to Willsauce's desk.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 2 Autumn)
Post by: Bobnova on October 18, 2012, 05:52:16 pm
Dorf me please, Bobnova, something to do with metal or stone.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 2 Autumn)
Post by: mastahcheese on October 18, 2012, 06:44:18 pm
I'm suprised GWH didn't dumb it all the way down to a wooden casket.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 2 Autumn)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 18, 2012, 07:40:51 pm
I'm suprised GWH didn't dumb it all the way down to a wooden casket.
I'm not cruel...
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 2 Autumn)
Post by: crazysheep on October 18, 2012, 08:43:50 pm
This update is brought to you by the number 123.

Winter brought out a troll to our little dungeon/fort. We were working on walling off the caverns as per mastahcheese's reminder, but this troll lumbered along anyway, disturbing everyone.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Once again, the militia is raised to deal with the clear and present threat to the fort. The result? See below :)
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Donuts gave birth again. This time, it's a boy! Congrats are in order once again!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

And it's spring, and a new year! Another milestone has been reached: 2 years of holding out in this fort!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It seems that news of this exotic frozen hole in the ground has spread far. Suddenly dwarves want to come here.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

One of them got possessed almost as soon as he got onto the map, asking for bones. A goat and a water buffalo were sacrificed.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Current GWH mandate status:
0/1 hematite coffers completed
0/1 hematite coffins completed
0/5 steel bars completed
0/2 adamantine wafers completed
0/1 adamantine stone sarcophagus reserved for the acting bookkeeper


Dorf me please, Bobnova, something to do with metal or stone.
You are 'Bobnova' Agnish, fort weaponsmith, married to mastahcheese.

Great Wyrm Hematite's mandate arrives at the desk of MrWillsauce, bookkeeper. Concealed within the privacy of his office, he discretely edits it as convincingly as he can, before putting it in his "out" pile of documents.

1 hematite coffer (0/1)
1 hematite coffin (0/1)
5 steel bars (0/5)
2 adamantine wafers (0/2)
1 adamantine stone sarcophagus reserved for the acting bookkeeper (0/1), which will be needed if I catch him modifying orders again.
1 adamantine throne reserved for the acting bookkeeper (0/1)
1 adamantine table reserved for the acting bookkeeper (0/1)



The previous items have been mandated by your expedition leader, me, GreatWyrm... something or other GreatWyrmHematite. Anyway, no need to ask him me about his my orders, especially the adamantine goods, which I have reserved for our handsome and hardworking bookkeeper who totally deserves them.

Later, GWH notes this, retrieves the orders, modifies them some more, and returns them to Willsauce's desk.
ololololololololol :P
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 2 Autumn)
Post by: NAV on October 18, 2012, 08:51:49 pm
Ha this will be fun when a forgotten beast comes! And all the dwarves died in the exact same spot? that's odd and funny to imagine.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 2 Autumn)
Post by: crazysheep on October 18, 2012, 09:14:16 pm
Ha this will be fun when a forgotten beast comes! And all the dwarves died in the exact same spot? that's odd and funny to imagine.
Lol no, Volfgarix stabbed the troll in the head with a large silver dagger. Nobody has died so far :)
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 2 Autumn)
Post by: Thecard on October 18, 2012, 09:16:37 pm
Ha this will be fun when a forgotten beast comes! And all the dwarves died in the exact same spot? that's odd and funny to imagine.
Lol no, Volfgarix stabbed the troll in the head with a large silver dagger. Nobody has died so far :)
Yeah, that's what I thought first too.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Spring)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 18, 2012, 09:21:17 pm
GreatWyrmHematite has mandated the appointment of certain nobles.

Anyone to the position of Hammerer: Incomplete
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Spring)
Post by: MrWillsauce on October 18, 2012, 09:22:50 pm
Willsauce volunteers for the position of hammerer... as penance for his misdeeds  ::).

Edit: hammerER (as in HERRR)
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Spring)
Post by: Thecard on October 18, 2012, 09:28:44 pm
Willsauce volunteers for the position of hammer... as penance for his misdeeds  ::).
Can I be the hammerer then?
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Spring)
Post by: Donuts on October 19, 2012, 04:25:40 am
I have 2 children annoying idiots now! WOOH! I AM THE FORTS SAVIOR!
I can be hammerer? Then i will prepare for hammering MrWillsauce in the near future.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Spring)
Post by: crazysheep on October 19, 2012, 04:44:34 am
Since we have 3 candidates for hammerer, all dwarfed posters can and should post to vote for the hammerer candidate of their choice. Each poster gets one vote, in the case of a tie GWH's vote is a double vote. Voting will close tomorrow 1000 hours, GMT +11.

Get voting :P
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Spring)
Post by: Donuts on October 19, 2012, 04:52:18 am
Pm or public voting?
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Spring)
Post by: crazysheep on October 19, 2012, 04:53:43 am
Public :)

EDIT: The current dwarven voting system makes me think that the dwarves hold a meeting and vote by shouting names out and counting the number of hands that go up.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Spring)
Post by: Donuts on October 19, 2012, 04:58:44 am
*Commence election campaign*

Also vote for Thecard. If i can't vote for myself. Mrwillsauce is clearly just gonna abuse his position.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Spring)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 19, 2012, 06:31:00 am
I vote for Donuts.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Spring)
Post by: TheKaspa on October 19, 2012, 06:35:41 am
Donuts
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Spring)
Post by: MrWillsauce on October 19, 2012, 07:39:33 am
-.- you motherfuckers. Vote for myself of course.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Spring)
Post by: Eric Blank on October 19, 2012, 08:30:00 am
Vote for donuts!

Yes I know I wasn't technically dwarfed and barely follow the thread, but I requested Donut hole be named. Vote for mommy! :P
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Spring)
Post by: Donuts on October 19, 2012, 08:39:38 am
My evil children shall not stop me from saving the world from the cheating Willsauce's and other criminals!
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Spring)
Post by: MrWillsauce on October 19, 2012, 08:42:03 am
All I wanted was a candy office  :'( is that really too much for a dwarf to ask?
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Spring)
Post by: Donuts on October 19, 2012, 08:44:31 am
All I wanted was a candy office  :'( is that really too much for a dwarf to ask?
Fine, just remember that with great wealth, comes great unfortunate accidents!
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Spring
Post by: crazysheep on October 19, 2012, 09:48:55 am
Update: Midsummer, 123

The possessed fisherdwarf made Bâsenzokun, a set of artifact goat bone greaves. I'm pretty sure Volfgarix would like to wear that when he charges out to fight :D
(http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq165/kyp2055/The%20Pick%20and%20The%20Plump%20Helmet/basenzokun_zpsc063209e.png)
(http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq165/kyp2055/The%20Pick%20and%20The%20Plump%20Helmet/basenzokun2_zpsc6ab13db.png)

While the fisherdwarf laboured away under possession of unknown forces, I sent NAV to dig out some bedrooms, and sent Ulthed to smooth the walls and floors.
Spoiler: The end result? (click to show/hide)

A couple of babies were born, and a couple of babies grew up:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

And finally, more migrants came! We now have a healthy dwarf population of 46, so feel free to ask for more dorfings!
(http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq165/kyp2055/The%20Pick%20and%20The%20Plump%20Helmet/migrants123midsummer_zps31fd11ad.png)


Current GWH mandate status:
1/1 hematite coffers completed
1/1 hematite coffins completed
0/5 steel bars completed
0/2 adamantine wafers completed
1/1 adamantine stone sarcophagus reserved for the acting bookkeeper: completed

Anyone to the position of Hammerer: Incomplete, voting open till 1000 hours GMT +11.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Spring)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 19, 2012, 03:08:08 pm
All I wanted was a candy office  :'( is that really too much for a dwarf to ask?
Yes.
If anyone gets a candy office, it's the expedition leader.

GreatWyrmHematite has demanded certain items. (What color are demands, typically?)

Hematite Coffer, Bedroom (0/1)
Hematite Coffin, Tomb (0/1)
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: hops on October 19, 2012, 03:12:41 pm
I still vote for MrWillsauce to be the hammerer.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: MrWillsauce on October 19, 2012, 03:17:20 pm
Comrades! Can't you see the greed in our oppressive leader's actions? He denies the fortress of useful potential iron and steel, just to fulfill his disgusting hematite fetish. I only wanted the adamantine goods to improve the quality of our bookkeeping, not to be selfish. Rise up! Revolt against the evil GWH!
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: Donuts on October 19, 2012, 03:36:55 pm
Comrades! Can't you see the greed in our oppressive leader's actions? He denies the fortress of useful potential iron and steel, just to fulfill his disgusting hematite fetish. I only wanted the adamantine goods to improve the quality of our bookkeeping, not to be selfish. Rise up! Revolt against the evil GWH!
Says the guy with a cartass and candy is too expensive to use for other stuff than armor and swords.
Greed is dwarfy ya know? Also, we do not care abot enemies of progress. Cartman. :D!!! You are just like him.
*Put Cartman on top of hammering list*
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: Thecard on October 19, 2012, 03:50:50 pm
Obviously, Donuts won't abuse his position.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: Volfgarix on October 19, 2012, 04:54:45 pm
Well... I saw traits, but who is my dwarf with skills? An axedwarf, speardwarf, sworddwarf? He now have just a big dagger.
Traits screenshots needs refresh.

In character post (with rather weak english... sorry) :

Volfgarix's Diary
First entry


 "Last months were good, I made clay statue of the something like beast or so... Whatever, it looks not bad. Card is take care of kid, I killed a troll by stabbing him with silver large dagger... Hmm, I must ask for better weapon, that dagger should be remelted into hammer or mace.

 I still wonder was a good idea to arrive here, I heard voices that wanted it. But why? This place isn't safest fortress in the world... Well, maybe I'm here do defend my countrymen from that all evil, yea, but they didn't have to embark here. I don't know what Overseer plans, I will just do what I have to do.

 I heard about one of dwarves made a artifact bone greaves and overseer want to give it to me, well... it looks really good and it is always some protection.

 Comrades are making voting for choose someone as hammerer, I hope that will be the weakest one, we have enough problems"
 
 
 
 
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer
Post by: Sprin on October 19, 2012, 04:59:25 pm
Dorf me as
Sprin
Male
Cheif Medical Dwarf
Also train me a bit in wretsling so if anything trys to kill me I have a chance.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: Thecard on October 19, 2012, 05:14:48 pm
Hey, I just noticed I gave birth!  Wow, I must be really unobservant.  Anyway, do you think I could see my stats?
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 19, 2012, 05:32:37 pm
Obviously, Donuts won't abuse his position.
Not if he doesn't want me to order him to hammer himself. And I will!
Maybe I should...

GreatWyrmHematite has mandated the appointment of certain nobles.

GreatWyrmHematite as Head Deathroom Designer (0/0)
Anyone as Head Deathroom Builder (0/0)
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: mastahcheese on October 19, 2012, 05:34:20 pm
Head Deathroom Builder! I vote myself.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: MrWillsauce on October 19, 2012, 05:37:14 pm
Head Deathroom Builder! I vote myself.
If you vote for yourself, the madman will certainly win. We must pool our votes into one non-Donuts orifice (read: me) for the continued prosperity of the fortress.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: mastahcheese on October 19, 2012, 05:39:16 pm
Head Deathroom Builder! I vote myself.
If you vote for yourself, the madman will certainly win. We must pool our votes into one non-Donuts orifice (read: me) for the continued prosperity of the fortress.
Or you could just vote for me so I will build a nice looking pit with pretty pictures for you to look at when you get thrown in.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer
Post by: Sprin on October 19, 2012, 05:39:21 pm
I vote donut
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: Volfgarix on October 19, 2012, 05:41:45 pm
 Maybe we should build some industry or something like this? Guys! We have living corpses on surface! We should work together!
 I want some wolf meat...
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 19, 2012, 08:09:25 pm
Maybe we should build some industry or something like this? Guys! We have living corpses on surface! We should work together!
 I want some wolf meat...

Mmmmm-mmm! Nothing like a masterwork *Rotted Wolf Meat Roast* after a hard day of mining!

On a related note, can zombies (read: undead) even be butchered?
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 19, 2012, 08:13:33 pm
If they are either unrotted or rotted to the bone, yes.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: crazysheep on October 19, 2012, 09:21:02 pm
Results from hammerer voting: Donuts 5, MrWillsauce 2. Donuts will be installed as the hammerer for Shotgangs!

Hey, I just noticed I gave birth!  Wow, I must be really unobservant.  Anyway, do you think I could see my stats?
Sure, here you go:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Dorf me as
Sprin
Male
Cheif Medical Dwarf
Also train me a bit in wretsling so if anything trys to kill me I have a chance.
Hmmm.. you don't need "a bit of wrestling training" :P
(http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq165/kyp2055/The%20Pick%20and%20The%20Plump%20Helmet/sprin_zps077e9c56.png)

GreatWyrmHematite has demanded certain items. (What color are demands, typically?)

Hematite Coffer, Bedroom (0/1)
Hematite Coffin, Tomb (0/1)
(No idea what colour demands typically are.. lol)
Hematite Coffin, Tomb (1/1) has been completed.
Spoiler: Tomb (click to show/hide)

GreatWyrmHematite has mandated the appointment of certain nobles.

GreatWyrmHematite as Head Deathroom Designer (0/0)
Anyone as Head Deathroom Builder (0/0)
Head Deathroom Builder will most likely be Ulthed, as he's our most qualified mason. As for Head Deathroom Designer.. get cracking on those designs GWH :P

Maybe we should build some industry or something like this? Guys! We have living corpses on surface! We should work together!
 I want some wolf meat...
Shotgangs currently exports clay crafts and dimple dye.
If you want to get undead meat (LW knows that zombie pig bacon is better and tastier than bacon), I'll see what I can do about hunting undead.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: MrWillsauce on October 19, 2012, 09:29:54 pm
A guy named "donuts" is the central figure of justice in our society. Armok help us.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: Thecard on October 19, 2012, 09:37:44 pm
Wow.  My dwarf is a lot like me.  Well, except for the vagina.  But other than that, she's pretty much me.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 19, 2012, 09:57:29 pm
Excellent. One crappy tablet drawing coming up!
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: OREOSOME on October 19, 2012, 10:00:45 pm
Ulthed has mandated the constuction of certain goods
Ice Citadel aboveground 0/1
Nethercap coffin, placed in tomb to be flooded with lava 0/1
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 19, 2012, 10:54:32 pm
And what position does Ulthed have to justify his mandate? GreatWyrmHematite is the expedition leader.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: MrWillsauce on October 19, 2012, 11:07:22 pm
Why should the expedition leader have the power to mandate things anyway? He's just the guy who talks to traders and offers his shoulders for his comrades to cry on. That is of course until he becomes the mayor.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 19, 2012, 11:09:32 pm
He also leads the expedition until a mayor can be elected.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: NAV on October 19, 2012, 11:11:38 pm
Can I request something? I would like a helm, so that way I would be less likely to die.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: MrWillsauce on October 19, 2012, 11:12:41 pm
Advising the dwarves while they build the fortress is very different from ordering them to produce a personal lavish tomb and bedroom. Whatever power you have, you are most certainly abusing.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 19, 2012, 11:18:02 pm
Can I request something? I would like a helm, so that way I would be less likely to die.
Fine by me.

Advising the dwarves while they build the fortress is very different from ordering them to produce a personal lavish tomb and bedroom. Whatever power you have, you are most certainly abusing.
"Lavish?" I suppose I was the one who asked for an adamantine sarcophagus, table, and throne? No, wait, I asked for a simple coffin and coffer made from a lovely red stone. And some metal bars.
And a coffin which you will inhabit if you keep up your hypocrisy.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: MrWillsauce on October 19, 2012, 11:19:59 pm
Advising the dwarves while they build the fortress is very different from ordering them to produce a personal lavish tomb and bedroom. Whatever power you have, you are most certainly abusing.
"Lavish?" I suppose I was the one who asked for an adamantine sarcophagus, table, and throne? No, wait, I asked for a simple coffin and coffer made from a lovely red stone. And some metal bars.
And a coffin which you will inhabit if you keep up your hypocrisy.
Yes but I was trying to secretly break the law, while you are publicly displaying your intentions and trying to pass them off as legitimate.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 19, 2012, 11:42:06 pm
Advising the dwarves while they build the fortress is very different from ordering them to produce a personal lavish tomb and bedroom. Whatever power you have, you are most certainly abusing.
"Lavish?" I suppose I was the one who asked for an adamantine sarcophagus, table, and throne? No, wait, I asked for a simple coffin and coffer made from a lovely red stone. And some metal bars.
And a coffin which you will inhabit if you keep up your hypocrisy.
Yes but I was trying to secretly break the law, while you are publicly displaying your intentions and trying to pass them off as legitimate.
Did any dwarf who isn't an admitted law-breaker complain? Did the overseer allow it?
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: Clover Magic on October 19, 2012, 11:51:34 pm
..Weeelll I just didn't want to say anything because I didn't think it was a big deal.  But I do think that if one of us gets mandates, we all get mandates.

After all, aren't we all just sitting around watching as crazysheep does all the work of actually running the fort?  If that doesn't make us nobles, I don't know what does.   :P

That said, Clover humbly requests that precious gems be stockpiled in her bedroom.  And if she does not have a personal bedroom, that would be nice too for the aforementioned gem stockpile.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: MrWillsauce on October 19, 2012, 11:57:10 pm
If the others get their demands, I should get my candy office.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: Cassandra on October 20, 2012, 12:01:39 am
This fortress is thriving in a Terrifying Biome? Lovely.

Dwarf me, if you wish, as a female, preferably military.

And are unfortunate accidents applicable to your mandaters?
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: crazysheep on October 20, 2012, 01:14:49 am
Shotgangs' overseer would like to remind all dwarves of the following statement, issued on 1 Granite 121, with particular emphasis on sections in bold:
*EDIT: Feel free to suggest things to do and dorfing requests.*
This means that every dwarf has a say in how Shotgangs is run, so long as all dwarves can agree that it's not suicidal to do so.

OOC: I have a tendency to get bored if I don't find something fun to do for my dwarves, so I really don't mind having these mandates coming my way, as long as it doesn't get in the way of me running the fort :)
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: hops on October 20, 2012, 02:15:21 am
Have we breached magma yet?
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: crazysheep on October 20, 2012, 02:21:59 am
Yes, a long time ago (some time in year 1).
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: MrWillsauce on October 20, 2012, 02:27:02 am
Metal pumpstack from the sea to the surface!
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: Donuts on October 20, 2012, 02:44:48 am
*Create hammering list*
*Put MrWillSauce everywhere on it*
*Make it a note in my room*

So, pretty much a note in my room saying: Hammering list: MRWILLSAUCE X9001
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: NESgamer190 on October 20, 2012, 07:15:38 am
Hmm...  what this fort could use is some surface section, but that's AFTER we get an obsidian production underway...  nothing like a fairly dark tower to fit with the terrifying surroundings!

As for dorfing, I'll take a dorf if possible.  (Chances are good I'll be a XXdwarf corpseXX by the end of dorfing #1, but eh...)
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: mastahcheese on October 20, 2012, 09:18:40 am
I request a lever in my personal bedroom that opens/closes the front gates.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: Volfgarix on October 20, 2012, 10:37:43 am
I request:
 Some wolf meat to be imported from mountainhome.
 a good weapon and armor.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: Kirbypowered on October 20, 2012, 01:41:42 pm
Lovely fort you have going on here, even the wilddead are nice! I might see about getting dorfed...I'd like to be a hunter, but that would be suicide at best (if a hunter 'kills' undead animals, will they bring back the remains?). Maybe a dwarf with some hunting skill, but turned off for now...yes, that would be an idea. Call him/her Kirby.

Also, there appears to be an issue with the images for updates on page...huh. I just checked and I guess they're normal now. Never mind then.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 20, 2012, 02:06:36 pm
*Create hammering list*
*Put MrWillSauce everywhere on it*
*Make it a note in my room*

So, pretty much a note in my room saying: Hammering list: MRWILLSAUCE X9001
>Locate list
>Destroy list
>Ask if Donuts has a legitimate claim against Willsauce
>If yes, allow hammering. Once. Probably.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: Donuts on October 20, 2012, 02:35:07 pm
*Create hammering list*
*Put MrWillSauce everywhere on it*
*Make it a note in my room*

So, pretty much a note in my room saying: Hammering list: MRWILLSAUCE X9001
>Locate list
>Destroy list
>Ask if Donuts has a legitimate claim against Willsauce
>If yes, allow hammering. Once. Probably.
He is a criminal. Faking is a crime! He didn't even get punishment. Please, at least just lock him out in the snow for a week or something! Or just a tiny little training hammer beating?
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: Thecard on October 20, 2012, 03:40:42 pm
Advising the dwarves while they build the fortress is very different from ordering them to produce a personal lavish tomb and bedroom. Whatever power you have, you are most certainly abusing.
"Lavish?" I suppose I was the one who asked for an adamantine sarcophagus, table, and throne? No, wait, I asked for a simple coffin and coffer made from a lovely red stone. And some metal bars.
And a coffin which you will inhabit if you keep up your hypocrisy.
Yes but I was trying to secretly break the law, while you are publicly displaying your intentions and trying to pass them off as legitimate.
Wait, just to be clear, secretly breaking the law is better than trying to do break the law in public?
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: tomio175 on October 20, 2012, 03:57:13 pm
Metal Puncher Tomio has made a mandate. (or whatever.)

Tomio has demanded the following:

Three magma forges (0/3)
Six magma smelters (0/6)
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: Donuts on October 20, 2012, 03:58:51 pm
Metal Puncher Tomio has made a mandate. (or whatever.)

Tomio has demanded the following:

Three magma forges (0/3)
Six magma smelters (0/6)
You are not allowed to mandate anything before you got a sig!  ::)
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: hops on October 20, 2012, 04:00:01 pm
I request:

Emergency obsidianizer in Donuts' quarter/office/whatever he stay in
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 20, 2012, 04:14:57 pm
*Create hammering list*
*Put MrWillSauce everywhere on it*
*Make it a note in my room*

So, pretty much a note in my room saying: Hammering list: MRWILLSAUCE X9001
>Locate list
>Destroy list
>Ask if Donuts has a legitimate claim against Willsauce
>If yes, allow hammering. Once. Probably.
He is a criminal. Faking is a crime! He didn't even get punishment. Please, at least just lock him out in the snow for a week or something! Or just a tiny little training hammer beating?
Can you limit it to a single punch in public?

I request:

Emergency obsidianizer in Donuts' quarter/office/whatever he stay in
OVERRIDDEN. Obsidianizers waste perfectly good furniture. Let me draw up something...
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 20, 2012, 04:29:50 pm
GreatWyrmHematite has submitted a carving!

"The Room of Seas," a slate slab.
This is a slate slab. All craftdwarfship is of average quality. It is shaded in dimple dye.
On the object is an image of a pressure plate, a door, and a hatch in slate. The pressure plate is linked to the door and hatch. This image relates to the drowning of accused criminals in the near future.
On the object is a a an image of a tank in dimple dye. The tank is full of water. On the object are words in slate. The words are crudely drawn.
Spoiler: Pic (click to show/hide)

-----

Written Proposal:
We should construct a bedroom, engraved with fine images and adorned with lovely furniture. There will be two statues and a pressure plate in between, such that a dwarf can only reach the bed by stepping on the pressure plate. The pressure plate will be linked to a hatch in the ceiling and to the door, such that stepping on the plate causes the room to be sealed off and flooded. The bedroom will be assigned to any dwarf in need of execution.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: mastahcheese on October 20, 2012, 08:11:28 pm
Couldn't we just link the hatch to a lever, burrow a victim elf-lover criminal into the room and lock the door?
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 20, 2012, 08:17:02 pm
Couldn't we just link the hatch to a lever, burrow a victim elf-lover criminal into the room and lock the door?

Yes, except there wouldn't be any drowning or carp involved. That's just not dorfy enough!
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: mastahcheese on October 20, 2012, 08:21:29 pm
There would still be drowning, it's just that if the hatch/door is pressure plate operated, then yes, normal dwarves wouldn't go in there, but a new migrant, trying to find a proper room to claim, might.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 20, 2012, 08:32:21 pm
There would still be drowning, it's just that if the hatch/door is pressure plate operated, then yes, normal dwarves wouldn't go in there, but a new migrant, trying to find a proper room to claim, might.
Extra benefit!
Alright, let's out it to a vote of the citizens...Shall we use proper parliamentary procedure?
I move to the previous question.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: crazysheep on October 20, 2012, 08:52:23 pm
OOC Notice to everyone (and anyone asking for updates):
I have 100 hours to finish off a major assignment. There will be no updates until then, but here's a teaser image for what's coming next for the fort:

(http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq165/kyp2055/The%20Pick%20and%20The%20Plump%20Helmet/123/mood2_zps133993d4.png)

There are two keywords in that announcement that almost every overseer wants to hear BTW :)


Wall of dorfing requests:

Lovely fort you have going on here, even the wilddead are nice! I might see about getting dorfed...I'd like to be a hunter, but that would be suicide at best (if a hunter 'kills' undead animals, will they bring back the remains?). Maybe a dwarf with some hunting skill, but turned off for now...yes, that would be an idea. Call him/her Kirby.

Also, there appears to be an issue with the images for updates on page...huh. I just checked and I guess they're normal now. Never mind then.
We have a couple of hunters, I can dorf you as one of them and let you know who you get in the next update.

I believe they will haul hunted corpses back to the butchers. Although we have a self raising biome, there is a significant lag between death and reanimation, and so we should be able to safely butcher any undead ice wolves. All I'd have to do is to relocate the butchers and tanners nearer to the entrance and we should be able to get some fresh undead meat.

As for the images, I think that's because I was reorganising pictures into albums in photobucket, so some of the links would have broken. I'll try and fix those.

Hmm...  what this fort could use is some surface section, but that's AFTER we get an obsidian production underway...  nothing like a fairly dark tower to fit with the terrifying surroundings!

As for dorfing, I'll take a dorf if possible.  (Chances are good I'll be a XXdwarf corpseXX by the end of dorfing #1, but eh...)
We could do an ice citadel on the surface. This fort is run in 0.34.07 (mainly because that was the version I had when I saw the challenge), so ice is plentiful.

I'll dorf you and let you know who you get in the next update.

This fortress is thriving in a Terrifying Biome? Lovely.

Dwarf me, if you wish, as a female, preferably military.

And are unfortunate accidents applicable to your mandaters?
Thriving.. kinda - we're getting migrants now :D
We have a couple of female dwarves with military skills, I can dorf you as one of them and let you know who you get in the next update.

As for unfortunate accidents, they shouldn't happen.. not yet :P


Wall of other requests:

Written Proposal:
We should construct a bedroom, engraved with fine images and adorned with lovely furniture. There will be two statues and a pressure plate in between, such that a dwarf can only reach the bed by stepping on the pressure plate. The pressure plate will be linked to a hatch in the ceiling and to the door, such that stepping on the plate causes the room to be sealed off and flooded. The bedroom will be assigned to any dwarf in need of execution.
We can always include a door in the design and forbid the door under normal circumstances. When the room needs to be used, designate the bedroom and unlock the door to the bedroom.

He is a criminal. Faking is a crime! He didn't even get punishment. Please, at least just lock him out in the snow for a week or something! Or just a tiny little training hammer beating?
I could.. facing undead ice wolves that might be sufficient punishment :P

Overseer is not that mean.. not yet :P

Metal pumpstack from the sea to the surface!
And make a ring of fire around the fort? This might be viable.

I request:
 Some wolf meat to be imported from mountainhome.
 a good weapon and armor.
Will do the import request when the next dwarven caravan rolls around. As for weapons and armour, forging should be able to start soon, as we have steel already.

I request a lever in my personal bedroom that opens/closes the front gates.
A lever to open and close the willow door standing between us and the outside world? Hmmm.. why not?

Can I request something? I would like a helm, so that way I would be less likely to die.
One steel helm, on the way.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: inspiredsimji on October 20, 2012, 10:22:41 pm
Oh, this is an interesting game! I'd like to request a dorfing, name: Inspiredsimji, profession: Bookkeeper (is that still available? If not, I'll take a mason.)
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 20, 2012, 10:29:29 pm
GreatWyrmHematite has mandated the production of certain goods.

Lever controlling outside gate in bedroom (0/1)
Lever flooding passageway to private quarters without flooding private quarters (0/1)
Chamber containing plump helmet spawn and a farm plot, sealed via locked door and connected only to quarters (0/1)

I have a feeling that once the gates can be opened by a clumsy, sleepy roll of a fellow dwarf, things will go to Hell.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: Donuts on October 21, 2012, 03:00:00 am
*Create hammering list*
*Put MrWillSauce everywhere on it*
*Make it a note in my room*

So, pretty much a note in my room saying: Hammering list: MRWILLSAUCE X9001
>Locate list
>Destroy list
>Ask if Donuts has a legitimate claim against Willsauce
>If yes, allow hammering. Once. Probably.
He is a criminal. Faking is a crime! He didn't even get punishment. Please, at least just lock him out in the snow for a week or something! Or just a tiny little training hammer beating?
Can you limit it to a single punch in public?

I request:

Emergency obsidianizer in Donuts' quarter/office/whatever he stay in
OVERRIDDEN. Obsidianizers waste perfectly good furniture. Let me draw up something...
Fine!
Also, guess it is "Weaponsmith" and "Fey mood"? That means legendary weaponsmith = masterwork candy swords!
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: hops on October 21, 2012, 05:27:19 am
Fine!
Also, guess it is "Weaponsmith" and "Fey mood"? That means legendary weaponsmith = masterwork candy swords!
Assuming you have wafers.
Also you will have to monitor them and forbid all the crap items when they take them to the workshop.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 21, 2012, 08:13:00 am
No, masterwork. As in, post-mood.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: Thecard on October 21, 2012, 02:06:32 pm
Oh, just realized the kid is mine and Volf's.  I hope they take after him instead of me.  I also really, really hope Volf isn't a vampire or something with that kill-count...
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: Kirbypowered on October 21, 2012, 02:52:24 pm
Awesome luck with the fey weaponsmith. Can't hurt to have masterwork weapons lying around the fort.

Good to hear about the hunting situation too. It's been too long since I've actually played the game, so I've forgotten quite a bit... Also, I'd like to request an archery range be built for me to train and that I be placed in a squad. If I don't die due to some unfortunate accident(s), I might as well put my skills to use in case of any serious threat.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: Cassandra on October 21, 2012, 09:15:08 pm
I don't expect to live long, but I wouldn't mind dangerroom training..8
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: mastahcheese on October 23, 2012, 08:13:22 pm
I request a lever in my personal bedroom that opens/closes the front gates.
A lever to open and close the willow door standing between us and the outside world? Hmmm.. why not?
Woo!
GreatWyrmHematite has mandated the production of certain goods.
Lever controlling outside gate in bedroom (0/1)
I have a feeling that once the gates can be opened by a clumsy, sleepy roll of a fellow dwarf, things will go to Hell.
You know it!
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: Kirbypowered on October 23, 2012, 09:44:04 pm
and then the two of you can begin repeatedly pulling the levers in a battle of...err, something honourable. Either way, it's potentially dangerous, and would waste everyone's time, so that's a bonus.

New idea: I propose that every dwarf's bedroom come equipped with a lever controlling the front gate/door. In some way or another, I guarantee that this will save the fort years from now.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: inspiredsimji on October 23, 2012, 10:31:16 pm
and then the two of you can begin repeatedly pulling the levers in a battle of...err, something honourable. Either way, it's potentially dangerous, and would waste everyone's time, so that's a bonus.

New idea: I propose that every dwarf's bedroom come equipped with a lever controlling the front gate/door. In some way or another, I guarantee that this will save the fort years from now.

I second this motion, even if I haven't actually been dorfed yet.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: Donuts on October 24, 2012, 05:38:41 am
and then the two of you can begin repeatedly pulling the levers in a battle of...err, something honourable. Either way, it's potentially dangerous, and would waste everyone's time, so that's a bonus.

New idea: I propose that every dwarf's bedroom come equipped with a lever controlling the front gate/door. In some way or another, I guarantee that this will save the fort years from now.

I second this motion, even if I haven't actually been dorfed yet.
I vote for this!


DONUTS HAS DERMANDED SOMETHINNNNG!


Any kind of hammer. Just for business, it's nothing personal.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: hops on October 26, 2012, 01:26:00 am
and then the two of you can begin repeatedly pulling the levers in a battle of...err, something honourable. Either way, it's potentially dangerous, and would waste everyone's time, so that's a bonus.

New idea: I propose that every dwarf's bedroom come equipped with a lever controlling the front gate/door. In some way or another, I guarantee that this will save the fort years from now.

I second this motion, even if I haven't actually been dorfed yet.
I vote for this!

Unlurked to tell I support this.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: crazysheep on October 28, 2012, 02:09:43 am
Okay guys, I have good news and bad news.

The good news is that I have finished the 100 hours required to finish off my project.
The bad news is that my laptop screen has died and I don't really plan to camp in uni computer labs all day long.. so there will be some delay in getting the next batch of updates out.

Have a pleasant day, and please continue sending ideas through for Shotgangs :)
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 28, 2012, 07:16:25 am
Donuts: I authorize the forging of a hammer from our lightest metal for official use in justice. You may have a heavier hammer if you kill a goblin.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: Donuts on October 28, 2012, 07:49:12 am
Donuts: I authorize the forging of a hammer from our lightest metal for official use in justice. You may have a heavier hammer if you kill a goblin.
Sure! I will then stand guard at le entrance :P
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: Thecard on October 28, 2012, 12:34:38 pm
The bad news is that my laptop screen has died
I remember when my laptop's screen died on me.  I wasn't able to get it fixed, and had to get a new computer.  Of course, my old one was really old.  Hope you can get yours fixed.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: crazysheep on November 04, 2012, 02:11:17 am
OOC note: No, sadly my laptop screen isn't fixed yet. However, I can still play games once in a while, and here's the latest update :D

Year 3, Late Summer. After duly claiming a magma forge for himself, Bobnova started collecting cut gems and metal bars. I could only spare him iron, as we haven't had enough time to start steel production specially for him.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

While he churned away in the belly of the mountain, more babies are being born, this time Mastahcheese has another child. Perhaps dwarves have too much time on their hands.. and perhaps they don't.

Finally, Ulzestusir was born!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Maybe the humans got wind of our achievement. They sent us another caravan..
(http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq165/kyp2055/The%20Pick%20and%20The%20Plump%20Helmet/123/humans2.png)

And were promptly welcomed.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

While the door was open Kirby ran out to hunt something.
(http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq165/kyp2055/The%20Pick%20and%20The%20Plump%20Helmet/123/huntinglog.png)

With some luck the giant owl won't reanimate before the butchers get to it.. and that's all for the next update!


Dorfing requests fulfilled:

Kirby Shedfeb, resident hunter. You killed that snowy owl and are trying to drag it to the butcher's before it reanimates:
(http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq165/kyp2055/The%20Pick%20and%20The%20Plump%20Helmet/123/kirbykills.png)

Cassandra Rìtharletmos, Competent Axedwarf. It appears you have a talent for killing male goblins:
(http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq165/kyp2055/The%20Pick%20and%20The%20Plump%20Helmet/123/cassstats.png)

NESgamer Oslanmìshos, Dyer. You like brown recluse spider silk, but not brown recluse spiders. Best not to let you see how we get silk for your clothes then.. :P
(http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq165/kyp2055/The%20Pick%20and%20The%20Plump%20Helmet/123/NESgamerstats.png)

Oh, this is an interesting game! I'd like to request a dorfing, name: Inspiredsimji, profession: Bookkeeper (is that still available? If not, I'll take a mason.)

No bookkeepers left, so you'll be a mason. It seems that you enjoy the food here :P:
(http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq165/kyp2055/The%20Pick%20and%20The%20Plump%20Helmet/123/simjistats.png)


In the next updates I hope to get the levers up to control the front door. I am looking to replace the front door with metal or stone doors as well. Steel production should start soon, after dealing with the potential micromanagement required to manage butchery and tanning.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: Cassandra on November 04, 2012, 02:19:53 am
Axe. Perfect..... Giggles wildly
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: NESgamer190 on November 04, 2012, 09:02:42 am
Well, that's a shock to see my dwarf detest the producer of something they love.  It'd make for some wierd thoughts...  Hopefully they know to collect the cave spider silk, instead of me.  Wait a second...  if we only have plump helmet...  this might prove to be a quick career change if I have a gut feeling about this.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: Kirbypowered on November 04, 2012, 01:01:16 pm
Awesome, being useful already. As long as we've got a butcher who isn't busy, anyways.

Interesting that I've killed only female goblins whereas Cassandra's killed only male goblins (lots of them)...
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 04, 2012, 10:05:42 pm
Query: What is the lightest weapons-grade metal we have ATM?
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: inspiredsimji on November 04, 2012, 11:01:57 pm
Excellent. My love for +Plump Helmet roast+ knows no bounds.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: crazysheep on November 06, 2012, 08:04:28 am
Query: What is the lightest weapons-grade metal we have ATM?
Iron.
Title: Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
Post by: tomio175 on November 15, 2012, 04:45:26 pm
Metal Puncher Tomio has made a mandate. (or whatever.)

Tomio has demanded the following:

Three magma forges (0/3)
Six magma smelters (0/6)
You are not allowed to mandate anything before you got a sig!  ::)
Well, now I have one. GO GO MAGMA!!