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Title: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
Post by: Slayerhero90 on October 29, 2012, 05:12:56 pm: It's simple. Roll to maim yourself horribly in a deathtrap ridden hallway that stretches for mile. First to die is win.

1 - You magnificently navigate past the trap.
2 - You still evade the trap.
3 - You evade the trap and hurt yourself for it.
4 - You almost evade the trap.
5 - You sustain a minor injury.
6 - You lose something, small, and then working up.

Some traps are obvious, some are not.

Obvious trap! Pool noodles!
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Post by: choobakka on October 29, 2012, 05:20:38 pm: I trip over a pool noodle, slamming my head into the floor!
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Post by: Mr.Zero on October 29, 2012, 05:24:08 pm: I somehow manage to eat the noodle and choke myself with the foam.
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Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 29, 2012, 05:28:38 pm: Trip over Choobakka, slamming my head into the floor!
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Post by: Slayerhero90 on October 29, 2012, 05:38:10 pm: Quote from: choobakka on October 29, 2012, 05:20:38 pm
I trip over a pool noodle, slamming my head into the floor!
[~~8 WRONG DIE!~~]
[1] What pool noodle? Just floor. You jump anyways.

Quote from: Mr.Zero on October 29, 2012, 05:24:08 pm
I somehow manage to eat the noodle and choke myself with the foam.
[3] After finding that the noodle doesn't fit into your mouth, you punch yourself in the jaw for not being a snake.

Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on October 29, 2012, 05:28:38 pm
Trip over Choobakka, slamming my head into the floor!
[2] He didn't trip, therefore you try to make him trip. You just stumble and manage to stumble right over a stray noodle.
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Post by: Xantalos on October 29, 2012, 05:41:43 pm: The pool noodle comes alive and strangles me.
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Post by: Slayerhero90 on October 29, 2012, 05:44:13 pm: Oh wait sorry. Everyone is on the same trap, even new arrivals.

Next trap: Not Immediately obvious. There's a foot-width gap in the ground.
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Post by: Xantalos on October 29, 2012, 05:45:31 pm: I accidentally trip and break my neck on the wall beside it.
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Post by: choobakka on October 29, 2012, 05:49:21 pm: I stick my hand in it.
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Post by: Mr.Zero on October 29, 2012, 06:04:20 pm: Drop kick choobakka into the hole.
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Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 29, 2012, 06:13:19 pm: Drop rock into hole.
Get eaten by what comes out.
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Post by: Slayerhero90 on October 29, 2012, 06:17:22 pm: Quote from: Xantalos on October 29, 2012, 05:45:31 pm
I accidentally trip and break my neck on the wall beside it.
[2] You slide against the wall, bypassing the hole.

Quote from: choobakka on October 29, 2012, 05:49:21 pm
I stick my hand in it.
[6] A cactus pos out and crashes into your face, knocking out a tooth.

Quote from: Mr.Zero on October 29, 2012, 06:04:20 pm
Drop kick choobakka into the hole.
[ERROR] You cannot dropkick anyone into a hole that's that small.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 29, 2012, 06:13:19 pm
Drop rock into hole.
Get eaten by what comes out.
[4] You throw a stray tooth into the hole and another cactus comes out and spikes into your hands.
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Post by: Xantalos on October 29, 2012, 06:23:00 pm: Slip on cactus peel, falling backward into the hole.
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Post by: Slayerhero90 on October 29, 2012, 06:26:53 pm: Damnit! Keep forgetting the next trap.

Obviously a field of bananas.
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Post by: Xantalos on October 29, 2012, 06:27:36 pm: Eat one. It explodes in my mouth, killing me.
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Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 29, 2012, 06:49:45 pm: Hop around!
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Post by: misko27 on October 29, 2012, 07:02:43 pm: Peel banana! Get exploded.
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Post by: Slayerhero90 on October 29, 2012, 07:34:52 pm: Quote from: Xantalos on October 29, 2012, 06:27:36 pm
Eat one. It explodes in my mouth, killing me.
[6] The banana's only firm. You bite into it and it takes a tooth out.

Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on October 29, 2012, 06:49:45 pm
Hop around!
[3] You fail to activate any possible banana-mines. You punch yourself in the gut.

Quote from: misko27 on October 29, 2012, 07:02:43 pm
Peel banana! Get exploded.
[5] The banana isn't a bomb. It shoots a gun at you and you get a bullet-wound in your shoulder.
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Post by: misko27 on October 29, 2012, 07:39:02 pm: Make hilarious Joke with Banana, shooting self as punchline.

Oh yeah, turn one and already have a gun shot wound!
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Post by: Slayerhero90 on October 29, 2012, 07:39:41 pm: Let's just say it was another banana field.
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Post by: Mr.Zero on October 29, 2012, 07:41:25 pm: Choke in banana's
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Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 29, 2012, 07:53:19 pm: Slip.
Classic.
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Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 29, 2012, 07:55:42 pm: Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 29, 2012, 07:53:19 pm
Slip.
Classic.
Do this and land on top of him.
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Post by: Xantalos on October 29, 2012, 07:56:48 pm: Bananas grow through my feet and kill me.
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Post by: Dirg on October 29, 2012, 08:26:27 pm: SMUGGLE BANANAS OUT OF FIELD USING ANY MEANS NECESSARY.
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Post by: Corai on October 29, 2012, 08:33:21 pm: Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on October 29, 2012, 07:55:42 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 29, 2012, 07:53:19 pm
Slip.
Classic.
Do this and land on top of him.

This.
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Post by: misko27 on October 29, 2012, 08:34:33 pm: Quote from: Corai on October 29, 2012, 08:33:21 pm
Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on October 29, 2012, 07:55:42 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 29, 2012, 07:53:19 pm
Slip.
Classic.
Do this and land on top of him.

This.
This, but land under them
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Post by: Slayerhero90 on October 30, 2012, 07:09:53 am: Quote from: Mr.Zero on October 29, 2012, 07:41:25 pm
Choke in banana's
[6] You try to swallow the banana but it's angry. It punches your teeth out.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 29, 2012, 07:53:19 pm
Slip.
Classic.
[2] You misjudge and run right by the bananas.

Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on October 29, 2012, 07:55:42 pm
Do this and land on top of him.
[6] You fall through a hole in the fabric of space onto GWG, knocking teeth out of you. He takes it like a man.

Quote from: Dirg on October 29, 2012, 08:26:27 pm
SMUGGLE BANANAS OUT OF FIELD USING ANY MEANS NECESSARY.
[1] You shove bananas upon bananas into your pockets. It's beautiful.

Quote from: Corai on October 29, 2012, 08:33:21 pm
This.
[3] You fail to slip so you smack your head on the wall out of shame.

Quote from: misko27 on October 29, 2012, 08:34:33 pm
This, but land under them
[6] You get crushes by falling bananas, taking out even more teeth.

Obviously spikey pool noodles.
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Post by: Ultimuh on October 30, 2012, 07:10:47 am: Take a leap of faith from a clifftop!
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Post by: Mr.Zero on October 30, 2012, 07:39:43 am: Insert spiky pool noodle into rectum.
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Post by: Fireiy on October 30, 2012, 07:46:00 am: Trip into pit
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Post by: choobakka on October 30, 2012, 07:47:28 am: Place pool noodles into left eye socket. All of them.
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Post by: misko27 on October 30, 2012, 10:21:23 am: Sexy Pool Noodle dance.
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Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 30, 2012, 10:27:27 am: Faint
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Post by: Aseaheru on October 30, 2012, 10:55:06 am: jump over.
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Post by: Dirg on October 30, 2012, 01:09:32 pm: LOOK FOR SECRET PATH AROUND OBSTACLE.
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Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 30, 2012, 03:41:15 pm: Hit "zombie killer" (the user) with a pool noodle! Grip by a non-spikey part!
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Post by: Slayerhero90 on October 30, 2012, 05:51:29 pm: Quote from: Ultimuh on October 30, 2012, 07:10:47 am
Take a leap of faith from a clifftop!
[4] You would almost avoid the pile of noodles on the floor had a panel not risen in front of you. You jump off and hurt yourself on the floor.

Quote from: Mr.Zero on October 30, 2012, 07:39:43 am
Insert spiky pool noodle into rectum.
[2] The spikey noodle slips right through and cuts nothing. But please stop masturbating.

Quote from: Fireiy on October 30, 2012, 07:46:00 am
Trip into pit
[5] A pit appears in front of you and you jump into the land of crotch kicks. I feel sorry for you.

Quote from: choobakka on October 30, 2012, 07:47:28 am
Place pool noodles into left eye socket. All of them.
[3] Failing to poke your eye out, you stick it up your nose. Strangely no brain damage.

Quote from: misko27 on October 30, 2012, 10:21:23 am
Sexy Pool Noodle dance.
[6] You cut off a finger, but now the pool noodle wants to marry you. I don't entirely know why... or how...

Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on October 30, 2012, 10:27:27 am
Faint
[5] You faint and fall on a pile of pool noodles, which wakes you up and give you back-cuts.

Quote from: Aseaheru on October 30, 2012, 10:55:06 am
jump over.
[2] You harmlessly trip over each and every noodle.

Quote from: Dirg on October 30, 2012, 01:09:32 pm
LOOK FOR SECRET PATH AROUND OBSTACLE.
[2] You look for a secret path but find none. You also walked right past the noodles.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 30, 2012, 03:41:15 pm
Hit "zombie killer" (the user) with a pool noodle! Grip by a non-spikey part!
[1] You gracefully slice into zk, cutting up a patch of skin. You're helping him win...
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Post by: misko27 on October 30, 2012, 05:55:27 pm: Eat Duck.
Also smack GWG with noodle.
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Post by: tomio175 on October 30, 2012, 05:56:57 pm: Use spiky noodles to tie a very tight noose aroundcmy wrist, assuring necrosis of my left hand. (wait I fap with that). Tie it around my right hands middle finger.
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Post by: Slayerhero90 on October 30, 2012, 05:57:53 pm: The pool noodles disappear and become rubber ducks. Except for misko's new girlfriend.
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Post by: Ultimuh on October 30, 2012, 05:58:27 pm: Brutally pummel everyone who currently does something silly.
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Post by: tomio175 on October 30, 2012, 06:00:55 pm: Start doing a silly act with two rubber duckies that try to fit in my mouth.

(Dislocated jaw, c'mon...)
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Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 30, 2012, 06:05:30 pm: zombie killer's not even playing.

Hit everyone with a rubber duckie!
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Post by: Fireiy on October 30, 2012, 06:08:20 pm: Run around
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Post by: Dirg on October 30, 2012, 06:22:58 pm: USE SMUGGLED BANANAS TO START WAR ON RUBBER DUCKIES!
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Post by: Mr.Zero on October 30, 2012, 06:23:12 pm: OH god, it's the Rubber ducky of death! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkuFM-NYm6s)

Obviously i must pick it up and die on the spot. ((God dammit, with every new trap you post, the first thing i can think off is ..... Ram it up my ass.))
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Post by: misko27 on October 30, 2012, 06:28:00 pm: Quote from: Mr.Zero on October 30, 2012, 06:23:12 pm
OH god, it's the Rubber ducky of death! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkuFM-NYm6s)

Obviously i must pick it up and die on the spot. ((God dammit, with every new trap you post, the first thing i can think off is ..... Ram it up my ass.))
...
What do you think the implications of that are?

Mine is to eat it.
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Post by: choobakka on October 30, 2012, 06:48:53 pm: Step on a duck, causing it to violently squeak, damaging my eardrums permanently.
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Post by: Aseaheru on October 30, 2012, 07:40:21 pm: eat one
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Post by: Xantalos on October 30, 2012, 08:38:05 pm: Hypnotize the ducks to kill me.
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Post by: Corai on October 30, 2012, 09:01:06 pm: Quote from: Ultimuh on October 30, 2012, 05:58:27 pm
Brutally pummel everyone who currently does something silly.

Aaaaaaayyyy wealthy ladies! *Mitt Romney style*
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Post by: Xantalos on October 30, 2012, 09:44:37 pm: Quote from: Corai on October 30, 2012, 09:01:06 pm
Quote from: Ultimuh on October 30, 2012, 05:58:27 pm
Brutally pummel everyone who currently does something silly.

Aaaaaaayyyy wealthy ladies! *Mitt Romney style*
I've got large amounts
In Swiss bank accounts
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Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 30, 2012, 10:54:26 pm: >Hide under Ducks. Hope someone steps on me.
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Post by: Tavik Toth on October 31, 2012, 12:16:58 pm: The ducks eat me.
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Post by: miauw62 on October 31, 2012, 12:21:09 pm: Try to eat an entire duck and choke on it
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Post by: Slayerhero90 on October 31, 2012, 05:29:10 pm: Quote from: misko27 on October 30, 2012, 05:55:27 pm
Eat Duck.
Also smack GWG with noodle.
[1] You swallow the poor duck whole.
[4] You whack GWG across the face, but he dodges, so you only scrape him.

Quote from: tomio175 on October 30, 2012, 05:56:57 pm
Use spiky noodles to tie a very tight noose aroundcmy wrist, assuring necrosis of my left hand. (wait I fap with that). Tie it around my right hands middle finger.
[NYET] No noodles found.

Quote from: tomio175 on October 30, 2012, 06:00:55 pm
Start doing a silly act with two rubber duckies that try to fit in my mouth.
[1] You flawlessly stick them in your mouth. Bravo!

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 30, 2012, 06:05:30 pm
Hit everyone with a rubber duckie!
[3] You're a terrible thrower right now. You punch yourself for it.

Quote from: Fireiy on October 30, 2012, 06:08:20 pm
Run around
[6] You trip on a duck and break your jaw.

Quote from: Dirg on October 30, 2012, 06:22:58 pm
USE SMUGGLED BANANAS TO START WAR ON RUBBER DUCKIES!
[8] You engage the ducks it open combat. None of them return your spit. Your hand just falls off like that.

Quote from: Mr.Zero on October 30, 2012, 06:23:12 pm
Obviously i must pick it up and die on the spot. ((God dammit, with every new trap you post, the first thing i can think off is ..... Ram it up my ass.))
[2] You pick it up and ram it up your ass. Ow.

Quote from: choobakka on October 30, 2012, 06:48:53 pm
Step on a duck, causing it to violently squeak, damaging my eardrums permanently.
[1] You step on a duck and it meows. Wat.

Quote from: Xantalos on October 30, 2012, 08:38:05 pm
Hypnotize the ducks to kill me.
[6] The ducks bite out a tooth. Good enough.

Quote from: Corai on October 30, 2012, 09:01:06 pm
Aaaaaaayyyy wealthy ladies! *Mitt Romney style*
[2] You perform a wierd dance and achieve nothing. Clapclapclap.

Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on October 30, 2012, 10:54:26 pm
>Hide under Ducks. Hope someone steps on me.
[1] You befriend the ducks.

Quote from: Tavik Toth on October 31, 2012, 12:16:58 pm
The ducks eat me.
[2] You eat the ducks. Stop that. Spit it out.

Quote from: miauw62 on October 31, 2012, 12:21:09 pm
Try to eat an entire duck and choke on it
[5] You choke on the duck and then swallow it. Too many of you have ducks in your stomachs.

Next trap: Dwarves with picks!
"Rash numol libash thol!"
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Post by: misko27 on October 31, 2012, 05:31:56 pm: Utilize noodle to look like noble. Yell at dwarves about slade beds.
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Post by: Ultimuh on October 31, 2012, 05:36:07 pm: You forgot my attempt to punish those who does silly things!

Beat up everyone who currently does silly things.
Then breat up OP for forgetting my previous action.
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Post by: Dirg on October 31, 2012, 05:36:26 pm: OH GOD MY HANDS! RUN AROUND AND SCREAM WHILE WAVING STUMPS AROUND.
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Post by: Xantalos on October 31, 2012, 05:40:21 pm: Act like a skeletal moose in front of Captain Ironblood.
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Post by: misko27 on October 31, 2012, 05:41:23 pm: Quote from: Xantalos on October 31, 2012, 05:40:21 pm
Act elvish.
Oh motherfucker. I should have thought of that. I suppose I could be a noble.
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Post by: Mr.Zero on October 31, 2012, 05:41:53 pm: Spew hate about Armok, say that i love trees and tell them that their momma's squealed when they got murdered by goblins. and ram the pickaxe into my ass.
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Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 31, 2012, 06:43:06 pm: Quote from: Ultimuh on October 31, 2012, 05:36:07 pm
You forgot my attempt to punish those who does silly things!

Beat up everyone who currently does silly things.
Then breat up OP for forgetting my previous action.

Beat up Ultimah Sillily.
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Post by: Fireiy on October 31, 2012, 06:57:58 pm: Disguise self as elf and act like an elf.
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Post by: Doomblade187 on October 31, 2012, 07:12:04 pm: Insult the dwarves. (If you don't mind me joining.)
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Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 31, 2012, 07:28:25 pm: Steal pick.
Mine out.
Cause cave-in destroying everything and -one.
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Post by: Aseaheru on October 31, 2012, 08:29:49 pm: you missed mine.... sad.

SING! and S.I.N.G.!
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Post by: choobakka on October 31, 2012, 09:25:28 pm: Grab axe. Maim self.
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Post by: tomio175 on November 01, 2012, 06:48:55 am: Act like a rock waiting to be mined out by brave dwarves with picks.
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Post by: Tavik Toth on November 02, 2012, 06:16:26 pm: I walk into the dwarf to beat me to death.
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Post by: Corai on November 02, 2012, 09:53:14 pm: Summon Fischer from Spearbreakers.

Tell her she is a pathetic elf of a dwarf.

Present ass for asskicking.
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Post by: Splint on November 02, 2012, 09:57:28 pm: Ass kick nothing, she'll snap every limb you have, tear your ears off, bite out your teeth and punch your voicebox into your stomache. before she give you the sweet release of pike-induced death.
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Post by: Aseaheru on November 02, 2012, 10:01:21 pm: and then if you try to hurt her she'll just look at you oddly. then kill you.

not shell.><
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Post by: tomio175 on November 03, 2012, 03:55:14 am: Quote from: Corai on November 02, 2012, 09:53:14 pm
Summon Fischer from Spearbreakers.

Tell her she is a pathetic elf of a dwarf.

Present ass for asskicking.
Only Spearbreakers' overseer can do that. Huehuehuehue...
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Post by: miauw62 on November 03, 2012, 05:55:08 am: STEAL THEIR SOCKS