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Dwarf Fortress => DF General Discussion => Topic started by: Dehydration on August 22, 2006, 03:18:00 pm

Title: Tribute to Dwarf Fortress' Resource System
Post by: Dehydration on August 22, 2006, 03:18:00 pm
Dwarf Fortress, where the most valuable resource really does grow on (in) trees.
Title: Re: Tribute to Dwarf Fortress' Resource System
Post by: Pratz Strike on August 22, 2006, 06:34:00 pm
Dwarf Fortress, where drawing on the walls isn't just allowed, it's encouraged.
Title: Re: Tribute to Dwarf Fortress' Resource System
Post by: tourettedog on August 22, 2006, 06:48:00 pm
Dwarf Fortress: puppies are fun and delicious.
Title: Re: Tribute to Dwarf Fortress' Resource System
Post by: Aquillion on August 22, 2006, 06:50:00 pm
Dwarf Fortress:  The best simulation of how to deal with door-to-door salesmen in any game, ever.
Title: Re: Tribute to Dwarf Fortress' Resource System
Post by: PNB on August 22, 2006, 07:42:00 pm
Dwarf Fortress, you may only enter with the corpse of a unicorn on your back.
Title: Re: Tribute to Dwarf Fortress' Resource System
Post by: Mechanoid on August 22, 2006, 07:48:00 pm
Dwarf Fortress: Blood-filled waters make the crops grow better!
Title: Re: Tribute to Dwarf Fortress' Resource System
Post by: FunkyWaltDogg on August 22, 2006, 08:25:00 pm
Dwarf Fortress:  The only cure for a bruised elbow is a watery grave.
Title: Re: Tribute to Dwarf Fortress' Resource System
Post by: tourettedog on August 22, 2006, 10:05:00 pm
Dwarf Fortress: Enjoy our indoor swimming pool!
Title: Re: Tribute to Dwarf Fortress' Resource System
Post by: PNB on August 22, 2006, 10:36:00 pm
Dwarf Fortress: Metal Bridges don't conduct the heat of MOLTEN MAGMA
Title: Re: Tribute to Dwarf Fortress' Resource System
Post by: Gronut on August 22, 2006, 11:29:00 pm
Dwarf Fortress: The Sheriff's from L.A.
Title: Re: Tribute to Dwarf Fortress' Resource System
Post by: Kjoery on August 22, 2006, 11:36:00 pm
Dwarf Fortress: Where only right angles exsist
Title: Re: Tribute to Dwarf Fortress' Resource System
Post by: Citizen of Erl on August 22, 2006, 11:50:00 pm
Dwarf Fortress, where cooked food is for saps.
Title: Re: Tribute to Dwarf Fortress' Resource System
Post by: PNB on August 23, 2006, 12:13:00 am
This Seasons hottest new flick, Snakes IN A FORT!. staring, samsol De Jacksrum.

Best Quote, I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKEMEN IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING FORT.


unfortunantly the sheriff beat him to death.

Title: Re: Tribute to Dwarf Fortress' Resource System
Post by: Anvilsmith on August 23, 2006, 12:27:00 am
Dwarf fortress: where not only the good die young.

EDIT: and for the game's resource system...

Dwarf fortress: They may prefer cougar and elephant, but everyone knows dwarven leather is the cheapest all-around.

[ August 23, 2006: Message edited by: Anvilsmith ]

Title: Re: Tribute to Dwarf Fortress' Resource System
Post by: Mechanoid on August 23, 2006, 01:36:00 am
Dwarf Fortress: Freakishly huge gameplay.
Title: Re: Tribute to Dwarf Fortress' Resource System
Post by: Zonk on August 23, 2006, 03:02:00 am
I really have to do some of this...

Dwarf Fortress: And you thought Armok and Liberal Crime Squad were weird!

Dwarf Fortress: Drink and be merry, for tomorrow the things from the depths will get you!

Dwarf Fortress: A flood a day keeps immigrants away!

DF: Die Frequently!

Title: Re: Tribute to Dwarf Fortress' Resource System
Post by: Mechanoid on August 23, 2006, 04:18:00 am
quote:
Originally posted by Zonk:
<STRONG>DF: Die Frequently!</STRONG>

You win. 100% win.

Title: Re: Tribute to Dwarf Fortress' Resource System
Post by: Hazman on August 23, 2006, 05:30:00 am
Dwarf Fortress: Our super-healthy Strawberry biscuits are only 75% fish!

Dwarf Fortress: Bedrooms just £400/night, becuase The Broker knows best!

Title: Re: Tribute to Dwarf Fortress' Resource System
Post by: Premier on August 23, 2006, 06:16:00 am
Dwarf Fortress: where you WILL earn a doctorate in metallurgy, or die trying!

alternatively

Dwarf Fortress: with more obscurely-named ore types than you can shake a stick at!

Title: Re: Tribute to Dwarf Fortress' Resource System
Post by: Aristharus on August 23, 2006, 06:47:00 am
quote:
Originally posted by Premier:
<STRONG>Dwarf Fortress: where you WILL earn a doctorate in metallurgy, or die trying!</STRONG>

That "or" makes dying sound optional..

"..and die trying. Several times."

Title: Re: Tribute to Dwarf Fortress' Resource System
Post by: Maurog on August 23, 2006, 07:27:00 am
Dwarf Fortress: Invasion of the Barrel Snatchers.
Title: Re: Tribute to Dwarf Fortress' Resource System
Post by: bbb on August 23, 2006, 12:08:00 pm
dwarf fortress.. where cheating (on setup points) creates a logistic nightmare (somewhat alleviated by high movement speeds of highly skilled dwarves)
Title: Re: Tribute to Dwarf Fortress' Resource System
Post by: Dehydration on August 23, 2006, 12:36:00 pm
Dwarf Fortress: Ask About Our Long-Range Pregnancy Cannons.
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Post by: Woodstock on August 23, 2006, 12:53:00 pm
Dwarf Fortress: Where migrants recieve a free bath!
Title: Re: Tribute to Dwarf Fortress' Resource System
Post by: Quiller on August 23, 2006, 01:30:00 pm
Dwarf Fortress: Do your farming in a hole in the ground, spread your garbage in a field outside.
Title: Re: Tribute to Dwarf Fortress' Resource System
Post by: Dehydration on August 23, 2006, 02:04:00 pm
Dwarf Fortress: Bringing New Meaning to "Milk Your Workforce".
Title: Re: Tribute to Dwarf Fortress' Resource System
Post by: dav on August 23, 2006, 03:13:00 pm
Dwarf Fortress:  Where the Sheriff of Nottingham would feel right at home!
Title: Re: Tribute to Dwarf Fortress' Resource System
Post by: ghor on August 23, 2006, 04:21:00 pm
Dwarf Fortress: Iron? We've heard of it!
Title: Re: Tribute to Dwarf Fortress' Resource System
Post by: Demon on August 23, 2006, 06:46:00 pm
Dwarf Fortress, where a few carved pieces of stone can buy you anything you desire.
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Post by: PNB on August 23, 2006, 07:06:00 pm
Dwarf Fortress. Where Alcohol actually depreciates the value of the barrel it comes in.
Title: Re: Tribute to Dwarf Fortress' Resource System
Post by: Curiousepic on August 23, 2006, 07:38:00 pm
Dwarf Fortress: Drink and Dig.
Title: Re: Tribute to Dwarf Fortress' Resource System
Post by: grendel on August 23, 2006, 09:49:00 pm
Dwarf Fortress: Oh god where am I going to get more wood?

[ August 23, 2006: Message edited by: grendel ]

Title: Re: Tribute to Dwarf Fortress' Resource System
Post by: Sophismata on August 24, 2006, 10:42:00 am
Dwarf Fortress: Where Iron's more valuable than Gold.
Title: Re: Tribute to Dwarf Fortress' Resource System
Post by: ghor on August 24, 2006, 10:50:00 am
Dwarf Fortress: Menaces with spikes of tin.
Title: Re: Tribute to Dwarf Fortress' Resource System
Post by: Dehydration on August 24, 2006, 11:43:00 am
Dwarf Fortress: Dammit, More Platinum.
Title: Re: Tribute to Dwarf Fortress' Resource System
Post by: Tag Plastic on August 24, 2006, 02:02:00 pm
Dwarf For--OMG KITTENS =^_^=
Title: Re: Tribute to Dwarf Fortress' Resource System
Post by: Dehydration on August 24, 2006, 04:21:00 pm
Dwarf Fortress: Toy Boats Are Worth More Than Your Life
Title: Re: Tribute to Dwarf Fortress' Resource System
Post by: Dwarf Chunk on August 28, 2006, 05:22:00 pm
Dwarf Fortress, where leather catsuits are mainstream - or was it catleather suits?