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Title: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Beefmo on July 19, 2013, 02:28:42 pm
Its been a while since I`ve had any real dwarf time. But I thought this story had to be shared. I`ll try to keep it brief.

My girlfriend has been watching me play DF for years now, and has always shown an interest in all the stories from my games and the forums that I have bombarded her with. But I`ve never managed to rope her into playing. Until tonight that is, when she approached me and insisted that I was going to teach her how to play DF. She had gone and downloaded herself a new copy, and was strangely insistent that I not go and install a graphics pack or anything. I just shrugged this off as impatience to get into the game and get to learning.

I went through all the steps of generating a new world, explaining the ins and outs of site selection. Selected our starting dwarfs and embarked on a quiet little location in the mountains with some metals, plenty of tree`s and a little stream. Everything was going swimmingly as we set up the first workshops, farms and such. During this she was showing a strange fixation with the status screen, in particular the date. Again I didnt really pay much attention to this and continued my little lesson.

Late spring came around, and we had just finished building our trading depot. We had plenty of food coming in, our dining hall was looking amazing and I was trying to figure out what to move on to next.

Then this screen appeared. One I had never seen before....

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It was a god damn dwarfposal!!!

I looked at my girlfriend and there she was with her little ring box in hand with this giant smile on her face. How could I say anything other than a big `yes` to that! :D

I`d like to thank Toady for all the help he gave my now Fiance. Seriously.... that was the most amazing thing ever. This has solidified DF as the game for me. I just wish I was eloquent enough to do this story justice.



Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: jocke the beast on July 19, 2013, 02:40:16 pm
Congratulations!!!

Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Iceblaster on July 19, 2013, 02:46:44 pm
Congratulations!!!
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Dwarfette on July 19, 2013, 02:47:28 pm
I'm really sorry I lied to you about wanting to learn to play! But it was for a good cause. I hope you find it in you to forgive me :) <4
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: sjm9876 on July 19, 2013, 03:11:07 pm
Congratulations!!!
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: 0cu on July 19, 2013, 03:20:25 pm
just.plain.awesome. Good luck you two!
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Tiruin on July 19, 2013, 03:24:55 pm
All planned in one other place, in one other time.

For only one purpose. ;D

Congratulations to you!
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Haspen on July 19, 2013, 03:43:38 pm
Congratz, man!
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Fniff on July 19, 2013, 03:52:10 pm
Man, that is all kinds of awesome.
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Slayerhero90 on July 19, 2013, 03:53:20 pm
Wow, that's awesome! Congrats!
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Di on July 19, 2013, 05:27:11 pm
Well, this one would be a fine example for "Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much" thread.  :D
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Valtam on July 19, 2013, 05:49:42 pm
Yes indeed, my mind is utterly blown.

Congratulations! Your fiancée rocks, as DF and the great Toady One do.
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Lightningfalcon on July 19, 2013, 05:57:13 pm
Congratulations!!!


This is truly a unique proposal, and I saw that in a good way.
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Armok on July 19, 2013, 06:35:05 pm
Wait, so forgive me if I'm a bit behind, but how is this even done technically? displaying a present message on a specified time?
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Tiruin on July 19, 2013, 06:41:49 pm
It's a special .exe file made especially for this occassion by Toady. :)
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: darkflagrance on July 19, 2013, 06:47:41 pm
It's a special .exe file made especially for this occassion by Toady. :)

So this has been his secret weekend project ALL ALONG  ;D
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: like00111 on July 19, 2013, 06:48:06 pm
Congrats :)
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Dwarfette on July 19, 2013, 06:53:21 pm
Armok! I contacted Toady and asked him to create a .exe file for me so I could get my fiancé's attention from the game. Your question, I can't really answer but I bet Toady could!
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Aklyon on July 19, 2013, 07:08:28 pm
This is awesome.
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Volfgarix on July 19, 2013, 07:26:51 pm
Congratulations!!!
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Amorack on July 19, 2013, 08:57:22 pm
Congratulations!
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Rose on July 19, 2013, 09:04:37 pm
All the best to ya.
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Maw on July 19, 2013, 10:46:09 pm
Congratulations.

I vote this thread be moved to Community Games & Stories and pinned so it doesn't disappear.

Wonderful story.
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Aklyon on July 19, 2013, 10:49:31 pm
Congratulations.

I vote this thread be moved to Community Games & Stories and pinned so it doesn't disappear.

Wonderful story.
Or voted into the Hall of Legends as an 'Other', perhaps? Thats nearly the same thing.
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Yoink on July 19, 2013, 11:47:39 pm
Ohh, that's amazing! :D
Congratulations, you two!
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Dwarfette on July 20, 2013, 12:10:01 am
That would be awesome!
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: quinnr on July 20, 2013, 01:06:36 am
Super awesome! Not much else to say other than that...go Toady!

(I am curious though, as to when the message was set to show up. Was it a timed thing?)
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Cheesecake on July 20, 2013, 01:13:22 am
Congratulations.

I vote this thread be moved to Community Games & Stories and pinned so it doesn't disappear.

Wonderful story.

This. And congrats!
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Manveru Taurënér on July 20, 2013, 01:18:47 am
Congratulations! Indeed one of the most awesome proposals I've ever heard of :D
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Parsely on July 20, 2013, 02:32:49 am
Congratulations!!!
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Xantalos on July 20, 2013, 03:01:27 am
This brings light to the dessicated remains of my emotion center in my brain.
Congrats!
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Nyan Thousand on July 20, 2013, 03:07:55 am
Congratulations! Toady should tell his part of the story too. Now I'm imagining Toady helping out people in random things.
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Xantalos on July 20, 2013, 03:08:24 am
Congratulations! Toady should tell his part of the story too. Now I'm imagining Toady helping out people in random things.
Toad Batman?
...
Wait wrong superhero.
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Matoro on July 20, 2013, 03:15:13 am
Congratulations! Toady should tell his part of the story too. Now I'm imagining Toady helping out people in random things.
Toad Batman?
...
Wait wrong superhero.
Toadman.

How come this game desen't have toad men camps yet.
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Dwarfette on July 20, 2013, 03:42:32 am
Quinnr, it was set to happen on the 11th or 12th day of late spring. As to how Toady made it happen, well I guess a magician never reveals his secrets. All I know is he told me it should work and it did!
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Xantalos on July 20, 2013, 03:45:58 am
The only issue I could possibly have with the proposal is that it implies that you can't marry a weapon.
...
...
...
He calls her Vera, for example.
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: coldmonkey on July 20, 2013, 03:53:03 am
I think I'd scream and never leave the wardrobe again, and spend the rest of my life babbling about the DF singularity.
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Lolfail0009 on July 20, 2013, 07:37:02 am
PLease, take ALL of my congratulations!

Enjoy your lives together, and may the wind be ever under your wings!
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Loud Whispers on July 20, 2013, 07:45:41 am
This is the best thing ever, COMMISERATIONS ALL ROUND!
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Lalasa on July 20, 2013, 01:37:30 pm
Aww, this is so awesome!  Wow!
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: quinnr on July 20, 2013, 03:06:34 pm
Quinnr, it was set to happen on the 11th or 12th day of late spring. As to how Toady made it happen, well I guess a magician never reveals his secrets. All I know is he told me it should work and it did!

I see, awesome!
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Buttery_Mess on July 20, 2013, 03:57:48 pm
This is amazing. Congratulations to the both of you, and thanks to Toady for being such a great guy!
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Bralbaard on July 20, 2013, 04:32:13 pm
Gongrats!

Also what is the version number? I guess this would count as some kind of new release..  ;D
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: mastahcheese on July 20, 2013, 04:46:09 pm
Congratulations!!!
I approve of this quote pyramid!
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Beefmo on July 20, 2013, 05:05:48 pm
Thanks everyone for the well wishes and congratulations!

As far as I`m aware, it is just a regular DF download with a special little patch applied.

And I`d just like to add that I just found out my new engagement band is actually steel..... DWARFTASTIC!

Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: belarm on July 20, 2013, 05:14:32 pm
Congratulations!!!
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: chaosgear on July 20, 2013, 05:15:50 pm
Glad to see DF can bring people together, despite the fact it's usually about people being torn apart.
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Fniff on July 20, 2013, 05:22:45 pm
Figuratively and literally! Unless you count magma, which fuses people together through horrific burning.
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Trif on July 20, 2013, 05:47:19 pm
This is it, folks.

Beefmo found the victory screen of Dwarf Fortress.

CONGRATULATIONS
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: WillowLuman on July 20, 2013, 07:15:36 pm
So, this is what happens if I go camping in Yellowstone for a week. The game achieves self-awareness and perception of the outside world.

Anyway, congrats!
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Quatch on July 20, 2013, 08:40:59 pm
congratulations! I hope you saved that fort away before the inevitable collapse :)
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: GentlemanRaptor on July 20, 2013, 09:40:36 pm
This is amazing. Congratulations, and best wishes for your marriage!
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: quinnr on July 20, 2013, 10:14:23 pm
Update Notes: (0.34.11b)
-- Added "Marriage Proposal" feature. Enable in init.txt.
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Dwarfette on July 20, 2013, 10:41:03 pm
Thanks for your support and well wishes guys! I never ever thought in my life I'd be able to pull something like this! But honestly, without the help of Toady that would have never been possible. The guy is awesome! Thanks again Toady :)
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Brienne on July 21, 2013, 03:27:45 am
Congrats from France
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: zmas on July 21, 2013, 03:43:20 am
Wow congratz! So genius!
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Poonyen on July 21, 2013, 06:48:25 am
I picked up the reference to The Tankard Basher (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1gF0uhHsqk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1gF0uhHsqk)) too in the first part of the status update.

Many congratulations to the betrothed, and thanks for the gesture!
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Julius Clonkus on July 21, 2013, 06:53:32 am
Congratulations!!!

Good god. This is amazing beyond all existing ways for a human to declare such.
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Talvieno on July 21, 2013, 07:56:37 pm
Wow. XD Coolest thing ever. Congratulations, you two!

Also, this:
This is it, folks.

Beefmo found the victory screen of Dwarf Fortress.

CONGRATULATIONS
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: deepdowner on July 22, 2013, 06:41:11 am
You now MUST hold a dwarven wedding.

The brides beard must have wedding-knots for this occasion. I demand pictures of a decent dwarven-wedding-bride-knot in her beard!


Congratulations.
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: malvado on July 22, 2013, 10:00:47 am
First of all : Big Congratulations to you two!
Second : This is really awesome and nicely done by Toady One!
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Diablous on July 22, 2013, 11:08:35 am
Wow. This is definitely one of the coolest things I've seen on these forums. Congratulations you two!
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Gamerlord on July 22, 2013, 11:12:53 am
Congrats!
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: WillowLuman on July 22, 2013, 12:59:08 pm
You now MUST hold a dwarven wedding.

The brides beard must have wedding-knots for this occasion. I demand pictures of a decent dwarven-wedding-bride-knot in her beard!


Congratulations.

No no no, a Dwarven wedding is a party held around the traditional Microcline table :D
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Snateraar on July 22, 2013, 01:23:26 pm
I want Simon Swerwer to provide the party music on your wedding("The Tankard Basher" for example).

Extremely dwarfy.
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Keldane on July 23, 2013, 01:26:06 am
Congratulations to you! For my part, I think it's awesome that your girlfriend chose this method to propose (indeed, that she proposed is cool in and of itself!) and that Toady took the time to lend a hand in this. I wish you all the best, Beefmo and Dwarfette.
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Dwarfette on July 23, 2013, 08:51:42 pm
Thanks again everyone! <3
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Bandreus on July 24, 2013, 04:56:08 pm
Congratulations you two, this is beyond awesome.

I can see the artifact wedding cake with an image of dwarves encrusted on it. The cake is menacing with spikes of pure love.
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Obsidian Soul on July 24, 2013, 11:08:53 pm
LOL, that's awesome. Congrats! Just please... don't name your firstborn Urist.  :D
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Dwarfette on July 24, 2013, 11:53:58 pm
Not a chance. I have a grown daughter and we don't want more babies. We're too old for that.
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Obsidian Soul on July 25, 2013, 12:06:36 am
Phew then ;D A lifetime of offspring resentment averted.
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Nyan Thousand on July 25, 2013, 08:39:17 am
Not a chance. I have a grown daughter and we don't want more babies. We're too old for that.

You could always rename her to Urist. Urist McDaughter has a nice ring to it, I feel.
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Krevsin on July 25, 2013, 01:08:32 pm
Congrats to you two!
May whatever rock you strike contain adamantine and may your stocks never run low on booze.
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: fricy on July 25, 2013, 02:02:48 pm
Wow, just wow. Congrats!
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: miauw62 on July 25, 2013, 03:40:50 pm
I'm really sorry I lied to you about wanting to learn to play! But it was for a good cause. I hope you find it in you to forgive me :) <4
Ha! I remember your thread in Life Advice! Good thing your fiance didn't pay attention to the lower boards. :P
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Dwarfette on July 25, 2013, 05:10:13 pm
I had no clue where to post this. Good thing I used the "lower boards" as you say. Could have been awkward. But lucky for me he wasn't in a DF phase so he wasn't reading the boards anyways :)
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Rhyme on July 26, 2013, 09:35:13 am
This. Is. Awesome.

And perfect. Congratulations. It's good to know someone finally got the Victory Screen in DF!  :)
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: hermes on July 26, 2013, 11:36:29 pm
Hehe, great story.  Been looking at this thread title for a week wondering what on earth a dwarfposal is.  It is far more awesome than I could have imagined.  Congratulations! 
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: werty892 on July 27, 2013, 02:04:35 am
Awesome! Congrats man!
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: DS on July 27, 2013, 06:27:31 pm
This is really fantastic, it warms my heart. Congratulations to you both!
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: DwarfOfTheLand on July 27, 2013, 08:40:01 pm
Good job man, have a happy life you two!

Just..don't forget about Bay12.
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Vattic on July 27, 2013, 10:22:09 pm
Nicely done and congratulations!

Long time since I saw you around these parts Beefmo, sounds like things are well with you :).
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Torrasque666 on July 29, 2013, 12:07:46 pm
is it odd that when i read the topic title i thought of a dwarf disposal?
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Helgoland on July 29, 2013, 01:55:17 pm
Let's not talk of infanticide.

Sorry.
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Dwarfette on November 13, 2013, 05:12:05 am
Guess what guys! We are getting married in two months from now :D I am super excited! This is just wonderful :D
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Gamerlord on November 13, 2013, 05:12:40 am
Whoo! Congrats!
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Lolfail0009 on November 13, 2013, 05:33:15 am
Guess what guys! We are getting married in two months from now :D I am super excited! This is just wonderful :D

Dwarfette has organised a party at +microcline table+

No seriously, congratulations!
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Tiruin on November 13, 2013, 08:56:48 am
Thats... :')

Congrats to you! :))
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Seriyu on November 13, 2013, 09:37:14 am
This is really neat, congratulations!
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: choppy on November 13, 2013, 10:19:03 am
congrats  guys dwarves.  ;)
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Indricotherium on November 13, 2013, 03:26:05 pm
Congratulations! An amazing story all around. :D
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: mastahcheese on November 13, 2013, 08:56:12 pm
Good job, you two!
Title: Re: The Dwarfposal
Post by: Arbinire on November 14, 2013, 10:33:19 am
just read this and will admit I felt a twinge in my jaded heart and smiled.  Good luck to you two :)