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Title: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 23, 2014, 12:45:29 am
Welcome to Post-Apocalyptia!

Welcome to Fort Victoria, what remains of the Australian Army base in Brisbane. Run by the (ex-)military, it's a stronghold surrounded by jungle. The guards are fairly relaxed, however, and the town appears pretty well off for a post-apocalyptic settlement. Clean water, running power, no (visible) poverty, what's not to love?

Some people may be familiar with this world from that... other game, but FYI, you are all currently in an alternate universe's future. Gratz to those that guessed. 50 or so years ago, some bright spark created a supercomputer to help safeguard humanity. It promptly went batshit insane, and together with some other craziness, managed to start a global thermonuclear war. This war lead to several things, including the annihilation of pretty much everything civilised in the northern hemisphere, a rapidly expanding rainforest filled with mutated creatures coating Australia, the uprising of several smaller countries into global superpowers, et cetera.


OOC: Originally, this was a game about a plane crash. I got bored of that and turned it into this.  :D

No playercap, because I'm totally awesome, but we character sheet now:

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Stats: (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Profession: (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Couple of other things:

One: You get shot in the head, you're probably going to die, ie Chunky Salsa. You can die in short order if you mess up, and you stay dead. Well, probably.

Two: You can 'respawn' as a new character, as an outsider (under the right conditions).

Three: I call dibs on being the pilot, and dibs is law.

Fourth:
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Everyonedies_6136.jpg)

Characters as of now:

Lolfail
kj1225
NAV
IcyTea
InsanityIncarnate
Objective
Spinal_Taper
Darkpaladin
Leonkr9
GrizzlyAdams
Yoink
mastahcheese
blazing glory
WhitiusOpus

Prologue: Completed
The plane came down in a jungle. Seemingly fairly capable, the survivors fought off big ass animals, built shelter, gained food, raided a military bunker filled with crazy robots, and managed to negotiate a ride home with an unknown group back to 'Fort Victoria'.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane
Post by: Lolfail0009 on March 23, 2014, 01:09:28 am
Name: Procyon

Age: 19
Gender: Cisgendered Male
Appearance: Caucasian, white hair, turquoise eyes, skinny, pale skin.
Personal information: Normally apathetic, but HATES anyone causing unnecessary conflict based on unreasonable bias and will dispense swift justice.

Stats:
Strength: 2
Endurance: 2
Dexterity: 3
Intelligence: 5
Charisma: 3

Profession: Architect by trade, physicist by hobby

Inventory:
-Asus K52JT laptop (numerous files)
 -Wireless mouse
 -Mousepad
 -Headset
 -Laptop bag
-Leather Briefcase
 -Formal attire (wearing)
 -2*Casual attire (not wearing)
 -Leather wallet
  -$50 cash
  -Debit card
 -Samsung Galaxy 2 smartphone
  -Earbuds (headphones)
Title: Re: You're on a Plane
Post by: kj1225 on March 23, 2014, 01:17:34 am
Name:  Kyle Johnson
Age:  21
Gender:  Male
Appearance:  A man a casual black sweat shirt and cargo pants. His bag is a simple back pack with a change of clothes. His hair is brown.
Personal information:  He is skilled at the Northern Shaolin style of martial arts. He may or may not be able to use fire with it as well.
Stats:
Strength: 5
Endurance: 2
Dexterity: 5
Intelligence: 2
Charisma:  1
Profession:  Martial Arts instructor and fire manipulator.
Inventory: Shampoo, soap, tooth brush, the entirety of a song of ice and fire, a tube of toothpaste, passport.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane
Post by: NAV on March 23, 2014, 01:35:43 am
Name: Bjorn (Real name: Cameron McClelland)
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Appearance: A muscular man wearing a chainmail hauberk (made from pop can tabs), the furs of several neighbourhood pets, and a bike helmet with plastic horns attached. HE IS COMPLETELY NAKED AND VERY HAIRY! He has a long braided red beard.
Personal information: He was bjorn in the wrong century.
Stats:
Strength: 10
endurance: 2
dexterity: 2
intelligence: 0
Charisma: 1
Profession: Berserker.
Inventory: Axe, bigger axe, shield, jug of mead, meat, berserking shrooms, chainmail hauberk (made from pop can tabs), the furs of several neighbourhood pets, and a bike helmet with plastic horns attached.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane
Post by: kj1225 on March 23, 2014, 01:37:17 am
Quote from: NAV on March 23, 2014, 01:35:43 am
Name: Bjorn (Real name: Cameron McClelland)
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Appearance: A muscular man wearing a chainmail hauberk (made from pop can tabs), the furs of several neighbourhood pets, and a bike helmet with plastic horns attached. He has a long braided red beard.
Personal information: He was bjorn in the wrong century.
Stats:
Strength: 10
endurance: 2
dexterity: 2
intelligence: 0
Charisma: 1
Profession: Berserker.
Inventory: Axe, bigger axe, shield, jug of mead, meat, berserking shrooms.

I can tell this is going to be vetoed already.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 23, 2014, 01:47:27 am
I'll let him stay if the RNG lets him:

[3]

If he keeps his armor in a bag, and he loses the weapons and foodstuffs(unless they are toys), he's in.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane
Post by: NAV on March 23, 2014, 01:49:33 am
Okay. I will change my character sheet.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane
Post by: hops on March 23, 2014, 01:52:15 am
Name: Los'Grathulh
Age: 13,845,479,409,253,105,053
Gender: Eldritch horror
Appearance: A human-sized globular amalgam of tentacles, eyes, and gibbering mouth that hovers and drive those who look at it insane.
Personal information:
Stats: (see below)
Strength: 3
Endurance: 5
Dexterity: 2
Intelligence: 10
Charisma: -5
Profession: Lawyer
Inventory: The Necrolawbooknomicon, Business suit, Briefcase containing business information, smart shoes
Title: Re: You're on a Plane
Post by: Lolfail0009 on March 23, 2014, 01:53:22 am
Quote from: Objective on March 23, 2014, 01:52:15 am
Name: Los'Grathulh
Age: 13,845,479,409,253,105,053
Gender: Eldritch horror
Appearance: A human-sized globular amalgam of tentacles, eyes, and gibbering mouth that hovers and drive those who look at it insane.
Personal information:
Stats: (see below)
Strength: 3
Endurance: 5
Dexterity: 2
Intelligence: 10
Charisma: -5
Profession: Lawyer
Inventory: The Necrolawbooknomicon, Business suit, Briefcase containing business information, smart shoes

Did you mean: Double?
Title: Re: You're on a Plane
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 23, 2014, 02:01:03 am
Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: You're on a Plane
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 23, 2014, 02:08:01 am
Quote from: Objective on March 23, 2014, 01:52:15 am
Name: Los'Grathulh
Age: 13,845,479,409,253,105,053
Gender: Eldritch horror
Appearance: A human-sized globular amalgam of tentacles, eyes, and gibbering mouth that hovers and drive those who look at it insane.
Personal information:
Stats: (see below)
Strength: 3
Endurance: 5
Dexterity: 2
Intelligence: 10
Charisma: -5
Profession: Lawyer
Inventory: The Necrolawbooknomicon, Business suit, Briefcase containing business information, smart shoes

One: you can't have negative skills, and if you do, you don't get extra points from it.
Two: Being a lawyer needs good charisma and intelligence, as otherwise people won't listen to your shit
Three: I don't think they'd let you on the plane if you send people insane when they look at you.

VETOED

Title: Re: You're on a Plane
Post by: Orange Wizard on March 23, 2014, 02:17:07 am
Name: Wizard (a.k.a. Dr Gatsby MacDougall)
Age: 65
Gender: Male
Appearance: Short, pot-bellied, and bald, but with a magnificently long beard. He wears stereotypical "old-man" clothes.
Personal information: A crazy old physicist who thinks he is a wizard.
Stats:
Strength: 0
Endurance: 0
Dexterity: 0
Intelligence: 15
Charisma: 0
Profession: Retired, was a professor of advanced physics
Inventory: A set of pointy hats in various colours (red, green, orange, blue, black), a spare tuxedo, and several encyclopaedias.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane
Post by: hops on March 23, 2014, 02:32:35 am
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 23, 2014, 02:08:01 am
Quote from: Objective on March 23, 2014, 01:52:15 am
Name: Los'Grathulh
Age: 13,845,479,409,253,105,053
Gender: Eldritch horror
Appearance: A human-sized globular amalgam of tentacles, eyes, and gibbering mouth that hovers and drive those who look at it insane.
Personal information:
Stats: (see below)
Strength: 3
Endurance: 5
Dexterity: 2
Intelligence: 10
Charisma: -5
Profession: Lawyer
Inventory: The Necrolawbooknomicon, Business suit, Briefcase containing business information, smart shoes

One: you can't have negative skills, and if you do, you don't get extra points from it.
Two: Being a lawyer needs good charisma and intelligence, as otherwise people won't listen to your shit
Three: I don't think they'd let you on the plane if you send people insane when they look at you.

VETOED
So it's okay to be an eldritch abomination then?  ;D
I kid, I kid.

Name: Danyell Jaeger
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Appearance: Medium-length blonde hair, blue eyes, feminine appearance and a short, lithe figure. Pretty much this (http://i.imgur.com/COQej3e.png).
Personal information: He's a bit kleptomanic. He's also kind of an airhead.
Stats:
Strength: 2
Endurance: 3
Dexterity: 5
Intelligence: 0
Charisma: 5
Profession: College Student
Inventory: Black T-shirt, White hoodie, an iPhone and a two-charge battery, an Apple charger, Passport and all those documents, a necklace with the likeness of Cthulhu.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 23, 2014, 02:35:55 am
And that's six. New people can just wander into the game.

We have:

Lolfail
kj1225
NAV
IcyTea
InsanityIncarnate
Objective

Time to roll the big ol' spinner. The number determines if the plane lands safely.

[3]

Take off is normal, and you're flying high over the ocean. A few hours later, most people are asleep (its night time, k?).

Then shit hits the fan. The plane's fuel tank has leaked, forcing an emergency landing. Everything is going smoothly, then you hit trees instead of water. Everything goes black.

~

You all wake up in a jungle. You're generally in the same area, but you luckily only have slight bruising. You can see the tail of the plane in the canopy off in the distance.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane
Post by: Lolfail0009 on March 23, 2014, 02:37:19 am
Activate phone's data packet stream. Use phone to determine location. Locate remainder of inventory.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 23, 2014, 02:40:15 am
Turn airplane mode off my phone. Check if I still have my full inventory. Carp, I geared for urban survival, not a jungle.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: hops on March 23, 2014, 02:43:43 am
"Yeah.... We're...... in a jungle......"

Try not to panic
Title: Re: You're on a Plane
Post by: Orange Wizard on March 23, 2014, 02:44:14 am
Figure out if there are any edible plants in the area (using my encyclopaedias as a reference) and start collecting them.

While I'm at it, regret not bringing a cellphone.

((actually, looking back, everyone else brought things like passports, cash, and other "normal" stuff. I have no idea what possessed me to bring hats and musty tomes.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 23, 2014, 03:31:32 am
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 23, 2014, 02:37:19 am
Activate phone's data packet stream. Use phone to determine location. Locate remainder of inventory.

[1]

Your phone is smashed, but the stuff you were holding is mostly intact. You assume the cargo is in the plane, which you can see off in the distance.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on March 23, 2014, 02:40:15 am
Turn airplane mode off my phone. Check if I still have my full inventory. Carp, I geared for urban survival, not a jungle.
(That was intended. Great success! (for me) Now to deal with the power of metagaming...)
[5]

Airplane mode off. You have everything you were carrying on you, and the rest is probably in the plane.

Quote from: Objective on March 23, 2014, 02:43:43 am
"Yeah.... We're...... in a jungle......"

Try not to panic

[3]

You freak out a bit. "Holy shit balls mcgee we're in a jungle. A REAL FUCKING JUNGLE!"

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 23, 2014, 02:44:14 am
Figure out if there are any edible plants in the area (using my encyclopaedias as a reference) and start collecting them.

While I'm at it, regret not bringing a cellphone.

((actually, looking back, everyone else brought things like passports, cash, and other "normal" stuff. I have no idea what possessed me to bring hats and musty tomes.))

[4]

Musa velutina, a type of wild banana. You grab the low-lying ones off a tree.

(actually, those books might just save your butt)
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Lolfail0009 on March 23, 2014, 03:35:10 am
Take charge. Lead others to plane.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Spinal_Taper on March 23, 2014, 03:40:44 am
Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Orange Wizard on March 23, 2014, 03:50:37 am
Check to see if any of the other survivors are injured. Distribute bananas among the injured by drawing them out of a hat like a magician.

((Drawing the bananas out of a hat. Not the injured people.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: hops on March 23, 2014, 03:57:21 am
"I guess there's going to be snakes too! Snakes! We escaped from them on the plane only to get THIS CRAP!?"

"...I was trying to joke but I panicked."

Calm myself by opening that iPhone app I got that can distinguish bird noises offline or whatever.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 23, 2014, 04:20:03 am
Check phone for available wireless connections. Start heading towards the plane wreck.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 23, 2014, 05:12:52 am
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 23, 2014, 03:35:10 am
Take charge. Lead others to plane.

[2]

Most of the others are still checking their things.

Quote from: Spinal_Taper on March 23, 2014, 03:40:44 am
*introduction tiem

[2]

Another guy has rolled out from under the undergrowth. His arm looks hurt.

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 23, 2014, 03:50:37 am
Check to see if any of the other survivors are injured. Distribute bananas among the injured by drawing them out of a hat like a magician.

((Drawing the bananas out of a hat. Not the injured people.))

[4] + 3 INT (checking for wounds and shit)

You offer the hurt-arm guy a fuzzy pink banana-thing. Everyone else looks fine.

Quote from: Objective on March 23, 2014, 03:57:21 am
"I guess there's going to be snakes too! Snakes! We escaped from them on the plane only to get THIS CRAP!?"

"...I was trying to joke but I panicked."

Calm myself by opening that iPhone app I got that can distinguish bird noises offline or whatever.

[2]

You realise you don't have this app. Rats.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on March 23, 2014, 04:20:03 am
Check phone for available wireless connections. Start heading towards the plane wreck.

[3]

Nothing on your phone, wifi, signal, or otherwise. You start moving towards the wreck.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Lolfail0009 on March 23, 2014, 05:14:38 am
Roll eyes exasperatedly. Move toward plane with a half-arsed gesture for the others to follow..
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: hops on March 23, 2014, 05:19:01 am
Follow Procyon like a lost puppy
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 23, 2014, 05:24:15 am
Turn off phone to conserve battery life. Keep going towards the wreck.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: darkpaladin109 on March 23, 2014, 06:00:50 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 23, 2014, 06:09:55 am
Quote from: darkpaladin109 on March 23, 2014, 06:00:50 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Only two questions: How'd you sneak the gun on board, and where are you planning on going without any personal items, ie wallet, monies, etc?
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: darkpaladin109 on March 23, 2014, 06:11:59 am
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 23, 2014, 06:09:55 am
Quote from: darkpaladin109 on March 23, 2014, 06:00:50 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Only two questions: How'd you sneak the gun on board, and where are you planning on going without any personal items, ie wallet, monies, etc?
I'l modify the sheet then.
Bribing the security, unless that doesn't work. Roll for it, I guess. I'l add personal items to the sheet.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 23, 2014, 06:42:13 am
[4]

You get your gun. No extra bullets though, you're down to six.
Cue the psychological nightmare!
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Leonkr9 on March 23, 2014, 07:06:00 am
Name: Thomas Hawke
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Appearance: A tall man with dark brown hair he has a blue shirt with the sleeves rolled up brown jeans black sneakers and a grey backpack has a short beard
Personal information: a smart young man who used to free run everywhere in his small hometown
Stats: (see below)
Strength:1
Endurance: 3
Dexterity: 5
Intelligence: 3
Charisma: 3
Profession: Professional Thief
Inventory:
A letter telling him about his next contract.
a retractable baton.
grey backpack (worn)
blue shirt  (worn)
 Jeans (worn)
sneakers (worn)
a laptop with many games books and other useless junk on it.
a wallet with id and 50$.
a passport.
an old photo with him and a redhead.
a IPhone 5
a Nokia Phone (Unbreakable)
a solar powered torch
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: kj1225 on March 23, 2014, 09:10:48 am
Unless something prevents me from doing it, put on my backpack and look for a river. Also take along any bits of the plane I can use as tinder or other useful purposes.

I will point out that I watch survivor man a lot so this is gonna be easy shit for me.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: IronTomato on March 23, 2014, 09:34:25 am
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 23, 2014, 06:42:13 am
you're down to six.
More than enough to kill anything that rolls for actions.

I'll make a character sheet in a while, so y'know, brace for impact.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 23, 2014, 09:44:21 am
What are the 'two options for decons' that mention different-sided dice? Me no understand.


Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: NAV on March 23, 2014, 11:12:08 am
RAHHHGH SHODDY MODERN MACHINE. WE NEED A BOAT.

Look for a big stick to hit things with.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Leonkr9 on March 23, 2014, 01:13:35 pm
Climb up a tree and try to see any notable landmarks (caves clearings and any strange military bases)
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Yoink on March 23, 2014, 01:15:56 pm
Spoiler: Dunno what's going on but here, have a sheet. (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Spinal_Taper on March 23, 2014, 02:44:51 pm
Daniel absently takes the pink fuzzy banana thing and sits down, wide-eyed.
"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god."
He lies down in the grass, cradling his head. Then he closes his eyes and curls up in a ball.

He'll just go to sleep. After all, he'll wake up on the plane, going where he needs to go.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 23, 2014, 04:01:09 pm
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 23, 2014, 05:14:38 am
Roll eyes exasperatedly. Move toward plane with a half-arsed gesture for the others to follow..
Quote from: Objective on March 23, 2014, 05:19:01 am
Follow Procyon like a lost puppy
Quote from: IcyTea31 on March 23, 2014, 05:24:15 am
Turn off phone to conserve battery life. Keep going towards the wreck.
[4]

Most of the group starts moving up ahead. You're pretty close to the wreck, and you've found another bunch 4 people, one who is trying to climb a tree, and the others are standing around. (thats you, new people)

Quote from: kj1225 on March 23, 2014, 09:10:48 am
Unless something prevents me from doing it, put on my backpack and look for a river. Also take along any bits of the plane I can use as tinder or other useful purposes.

I will point out that I watch survivor man a lot so this is gonna be easy shit for me.
(Do not make me enact part two of the fun, most of you will die)

[3]

You walk with the others. You can't really use plastic or aluminum to make a fire, but you grab some bits anyway. No river in sight, but there are lots of trees.

Quote from: NAV on March 23, 2014, 11:12:08 am
RAHHHGH SHODDY MODERN MACHINE. WE NEED A BOAT.

Look for a big stick to hit things with.

[5]

You find a stick that is perfect for smacking things with.

Quote from: Leonkr9 on March 23, 2014, 01:13:35 pm
Climb up a tree and try to see any notable landmarks (caves clearings and any strange military bases)

[1]

You try, and fall off the tree. Your hand hurts.

Quote from: Spinal_Taper on March 23, 2014, 02:44:51 pm
Daniel absently takes the pink fuzzy banana thing and sits down, wide-eyed.
"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god."
He lies down in the grass, cradling his head. Then he closes his eyes and curls up in a ball.

He'll just go to sleep. After all, he'll wake up on the plane, going where he needs to go.

[1]

He tries to sleep, but the others drag him with them.

Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: NAV on March 23, 2014, 04:05:50 pm
Look for animals and hit them with my stick.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: darkpaladin109 on March 23, 2014, 04:07:05 pm
Start walking. Contact the Mafia.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Leonkr9 on March 23, 2014, 04:09:20 pm
Check to see if the stuff in my backpack is okay if I still have that thing also say hi to the guys who just found us
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: kj1225 on March 23, 2014, 04:16:14 pm
Look for a river. Go over the basics of fire bending in my head.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Spinal_Taper on March 23, 2014, 04:17:52 pm
"What the hell happened?"
Typically, Daniel wasn't one for vulgarity. His mom had ground that into him at a young age. Now was not a typical time, so he assumed that whatever entity was up there would forgive him.
"What happened to the plane? What happened to my arm?"
Examine arm.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 23, 2014, 04:25:14 pm
Oh yeah, the decons things. It's for when you overroll, so instead of getting an overclocked 6, you get a normal number. I'm going with option 2 for decons.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 23, 2014, 04:30:02 pm
Barney, who wandered up out of the green not long after the plane crash, loses track of time just watching the passengers, mouth slightly ajar.
-No action
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 23, 2014, 04:46:16 pm
((Wait, you're an outsider? Rats. Logically, you should know about the surprises I have in store.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 23, 2014, 05:04:27 pm
((Hehe, he may or may not be related. PM?))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Lolfail0009 on March 23, 2014, 07:05:41 pm
Greet new group. Search for inventory.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Orange Wizard on March 23, 2014, 10:13:27 pm
Stop faffing around and follow the others towards the plane, while trying to look important.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 24, 2014, 12:14:10 am
While walking toward the wreck, make some sketches of the local flora.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: mastahcheese on March 24, 2014, 12:35:49 am
This reminds me of that "Lost" show from a while ago.

Spoiler: character sheet (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 24, 2014, 01:07:17 am
You guys should do some RP. Like talking to each other. That can be useful.

Quote from: NAV on March 23, 2014, 04:05:50 pm
Look for animals and hit them with my stick.

[4+2STR]

You swot a giant bird in the head. It's dazed and it's pissed.

Quote from: darkpaladin109 on March 23, 2014, 04:07:05 pm
Start walking. Contact the Mafia.

[2]

No connection.

Quote from: Leonkr9 on March 23, 2014, 04:09:20 pm
Check to see if the stuff in my backpack is okay if I still have that thing also say hi to the guys who just found us

[5]

All your stuff is fine. You greet the new guys.

Quote from: kj1225 on March 23, 2014, 04:16:14 pm
Look for a river. Go over the basics of fire bending in my head.

[6]

There's one behind the plane. You see some guy getting chased by a 2 metre tall bird. This does not bode well.

Quote from: Spinal_Taper on March 23, 2014, 04:17:52 pm
"What the hell happened?"
Typically, Daniel wasn't one for vulgarity. His mom had ground that into him at a young age. Now was not a typical time, so he assumed that whatever entity was up there would forgive him.
"What happened to the plane? What happened to my arm?"
Examine arm.

[6+1INT]

Your arm is apparently strained. No breaks though.

Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 23, 2014, 04:30:02 pm
Barney, who wandered up out of the green not long after the plane crash, loses track of time just watching the passengers, mouth slightly ajar.
-No action

[4]

You stand there like a zombie.
(Your character brief is accepted IF you have amnesia.)

Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 23, 2014, 07:05:41 pm
Greet new group. Search for inventory.

[6]

You look for your inventory and find a snake.

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 23, 2014, 10:13:27 pm
Stop faffing around and follow the others towards the plane, while trying to look important.

[1]

You look like an absolute klutz.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on March 24, 2014, 12:14:10 am
While walking toward the wreck, make some sketches of the local flora.

[5]

You draw good pictures of a fern, the fuzzy pink banana tree, and of one of the trees.
(there, good pictures, happy?)
Quote from: mastahcheese on March 24, 2014, 12:35:49 am
This reminds me of that "Lost" show from a while ago.

Spoiler: character sheet (click to show/hide)

[6]

You wake up inside the plane. There's a flight attendant in front of you that isn't moving.

~

Alright, you're all at the plane crash pretty much. It's one of those crashes where the plane has lost lots of momentum in the trees and left the plane fairly intact, if at a 60 degree angle. You should probably talk to each other in character, unless you were all going to an introvert convention. Also, Bjorn/NAV has started a giant, angry bird.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: mastahcheese on March 24, 2014, 01:15:47 am
"HOLY S&^% LADY ARE YOU OK?"
Violently shake woman to wake her
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 24, 2014, 01:16:43 am
(Shoudn't I have got my Charisma and possible profession bonus for the art?)
"Well, it looks like we'll be here a long time before rescue arrives. We'd better find some food, maybe tools aswell." Search the wreck for anything useful.

EDIT:
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 24, 2014, 01:07:17 am
(there, good pictures, happy?)
((YES))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 24, 2014, 01:25:37 am
(I don't really know what art drawing falls under (dex/int/cha?), but you get your +1 for profession)
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Yoink on March 24, 2014, 01:33:17 am
((Not sure if I'm in or not.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 24, 2014, 01:35:50 am
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 24, 2014, 01:25:37 am
(I don't really know what art drawing falls under (dex/int/cha?), but you get your +1 for profession)
((Why not pick one at random for every roll, to see what the challenge is? As in, can one not have his hand slip while drawing, can he make the picture look like the model and can he make it look good?))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 24, 2014, 01:39:29 am
Quote from: Yoink on March 24, 2014, 01:33:17 am
((Not sure if I'm in or not.))

((You're in, I group intro'd you with the second wave. You're at the wreck with everyone else.))

Quote from: IcyTea31 on March 24, 2014, 01:35:50 am
((Why not pick one at random for every roll, to see what the challenge is? As in, can one not have his hand slip while drawing, can he make the picture look like the model and can he make it look good?))

((If I want to be evil, I'll just pick them all. Otherwise, I'll do that.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Leonkr9 on March 24, 2014, 01:44:33 am
(In response to icytea's character)
"Yeah we should hey someone should look in the cockpit the pilot might be alive or there may be supplies and maybe even a weapon if there was a cop on the plane"
Try to open the cargo doors of the plane to get the goodies inside like suitcases and such see if anyone wants to help with this?

Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: kj1225 on March 24, 2014, 02:39:22 am
Follow the river downstream.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Lolfail0009 on March 24, 2014, 02:40:52 am
Let the snake go. Retrieve inventory and help Leon's character.

(Do we have anything to get the snake drunk? That seems to be REALLY FUCKING EFFECTIVE.)
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Orange Wizard on March 24, 2014, 03:02:13 am
Switch to my green hat. Stand on something to make me taller if possible, and make a general announcement.

"Okay, everyone, who's in charge? I vote ((Leon's character)) because he's doing something useful."
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Leonkr9 on March 24, 2014, 03:10:56 am
"I don't think that's a good idea"  (this is my first RP so I'm a noob)
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Lolfail0009 on March 24, 2014, 03:20:06 am
"I'll take charge if no-one better steps forth."
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Orange Wizard on March 24, 2014, 03:25:03 am
Quote from: Leonkr9 on March 24, 2014, 03:10:56 am
"I don't think that's a good idea"  (this is my first RP so I'm a noob)
Don't worry. The trick to any kind of RTD game on Bay12 is to always do the craziest thing that comes to mind.

Remember the "roll to shoot GWG in the face" thread?
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Leonkr9 on March 24, 2014, 03:30:08 am
Yeah hehe ah well I believe we should put it to a vote or chose the sanest individual who is good at speaking this way we can assure we don't die because the high master priest wants us to jump into the lava gods mouth
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Leonkr9 on March 24, 2014, 03:35:04 am
"I might have a crack at it if everyone else agrees"
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: hops on March 24, 2014, 03:36:04 am
Start scouting for civilization
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 24, 2014, 04:15:40 am
"Wouldn't you think I'd be a better leader? I can handle a social conflict, unlike most of you brutes." ((Highest Charisma score))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Lolfail0009 on March 24, 2014, 04:18:06 am
"I don't approve of the brute comment, but go ahead. You seem well-equipped enough."
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 24, 2014, 06:16:47 am
Quote from: mastahcheese on March 24, 2014, 01:15:47 am
"HOLY S&^% LADY ARE YOU OK?"
Violently shake woman to wake her

[5]

She wakes up.

"Holy shit, what's going on?"

Quote from: IcyTea31 on March 24, 2014, 01:16:43 am
(Shoudn't I have got my Charisma and possible profession bonus for the art?)
"Well, it looks like we'll be here a long time before rescue arrives. We'd better find some food, maybe tools aswell." Search the wreck for anything useful.

EDIT:
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 24, 2014, 01:07:17 am
(there, good pictures, happy?)
((YES))
Quote from: Leonkr9 on March 24, 2014, 01:44:33 am
(In response to icytea's character)
"Yeah we should hey someone should look in the cockpit the pilot might be alive or there may be supplies and maybe even a weapon if there was a cop on the plane"
Try to open the cargo doors of the plane to get the goodies inside like suitcases and such see if anyone wants to help with this?
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 24, 2014, 02:40:52 am
Let the snake go. Retrieve inventory and help Leon's character.

(Do we have anything to get the snake drunk? That seems to be REALLY FUCKING EFFECTIVE.)

[5], [3+1 DEX], [4+1 INT]

Most of you search the plane. The top half of the plane is accessible from the ground, whereas the cargo hold is bent upwards, making the plane into a (_/) shape. Otherwise, the plane is mostly intact. There's a few people still on board, one football player, two flight attendants, twelve women, two men, and a pilot; the men, women and pilot being unconscious. You find a supply of food from the plane's service compartment. Many people are still missing.

There's some blood and damage around the plane. Half the plane is inaccessible without some flexibility or raw strength, but Leonkr/Thomas manages to squeeze into the cargo hold and throws all the bags down to the rest. Everyone's inventories are now fully restocked, plus there's a stockpile of bags in front of you.

Quote from: kj1225 on March 24, 2014, 02:39:22 am
Follow the river downstream.

[2]

The giant bird impedes your path.

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 24, 2014, 03:02:13 am
Switch to my green hat. Stand on something to make me taller if possible, and make a general announcement.

"Okay, everyone, who's in charge? I vote ((Leon's character)) because he's doing something useful."
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 24, 2014, 03:20:06 am
"I'll take charge if no-one better steps forth."
Quote from: Leonkr9 on March 24, 2014, 03:35:04 am
"I might have a crack at it if everyone else agrees"
Quote from: IcyTea31 on March 24, 2014, 04:15:40 am
"Wouldn't you think I'd be a better leader? I can handle a social conflict, unlike most of you brutes." ((Highest Charisma score))
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 24, 2014, 04:18:06 am
"I don't approve of the brute comment, but go ahead. You seem well-equipped enough."

Three candidates: Lolfail, IcyTea and Leonkr9. You guys can choose, otherwise they're drawing lots next roll cycle.

Quote from: Objective on March 24, 2014, 03:36:04 am
Start scouting for civilization

[1+1DEX]

You climb a tree. You can't see much else but branches and leaves. Huh.

~
People:
Lolfail
kj1225
NAV
IcyTea
InsanityIncarnate
Objective
Spinal_Taper
Darkpaladin
Leonkr9
GrizzlyAdams
Yoink
mastahcheese
Two female flight attendants
Two random guys (unconscious)
Twelve random girls (unconscious)
Pilot (unconscious)

Things you own:
Your inventories (mainly useless crap)
Pile of unsearched bags
Pile of useless plane bits
Fuzzy pink bananas
Airline food

Places:
Plane crash: Consists of a plane crash (_/) in a clearing. Near a freshwater stream.
Fuzzy Pink Banana trees: a place with fuzzy pink banana trees.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: kj1225 on March 24, 2014, 06:18:43 am
No problem. Barbecue it. Fire bender style.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Lolfail0009 on March 24, 2014, 06:20:14 am
Search the bags for useful supplies and a new Android phone that I can slip my SIM and MicroSD cards from the old one into.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 24, 2014, 07:11:51 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Is this a good character sheet?
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 24, 2014, 07:14:29 am
((It's fine. You can be one of the unconscious guys that'll wake up next roll cycle. Charisma's more personal grooming and stuff like that than actual physical features.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 24, 2014, 07:18:48 am
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 24, 2014, 07:14:29 am
((It's fine. You can be one of the unconscious guys that'll wake up next roll cycle. Charisma's more personal grooming and stuff like that than actual physical features.))

Ok thanks.

May I die slightly after the rest of you!
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 24, 2014, 07:28:23 am
Grab a backpack and some food. Stuff my things in and wear it. Search the plane's emergency equipment for a flaregun or similar signaling device. Go outside and use it, should one be found. While I'm doing all this, make sketches of interesting things. "Someone should take inventory of our supplies to see how long we can last without going out too much, as there is the risk of getting lost or injured. I'd also like to hear more about your individual skills, know who knows how to do what." If I don't have time to do all my actions, delegate. ((What is the limit to actions per turn?))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 24, 2014, 07:35:21 am
Quote from: IcyTea31 on March 24, 2014, 07:28:23 am
Grab a backpack and some food. Stuff my things in and wear it. Search the plane's emergency equipment for a flaregun or similar signaling device. Go outside and use it, should one be found. While I'm doing all this, make sketches of interesting things. "Someone should take inventory of our supplies to see how long we can last without going out too much, as there is the risk of getting lost or injured. I'd also like to hear more about your individual skills, know who knows how to do what." If I don't have time to do all my actions, delegate. ((What is the limit to actions per turn?))

Well if my character sheet isn't enough for you then I'm the one who fixes it if it goes wrong.

Blazing glory=Repairman

We should get a list.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 24, 2014, 07:38:56 am
Quote from: blazing glory on March 24, 2014, 07:35:21 am
Well if my character sheet isn't enough for you then I'm the one who fixes it if it goes wrong.

Blazing glory=Repairman

We should get a list.
((Say it in-character.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 24, 2014, 07:44:28 am
Quote from: IcyTea31 on March 24, 2014, 07:38:56 am
Quote from: blazing glory on March 24, 2014, 07:35:21 am
Well if my character sheet isn't enough for you then I'm the one who fixes it if it goes wrong.

Blazing glory=Repairman

We should get a list.
((Say it in-character.))

Can't,partially because I think I'll make a idiot of myself,mainly because the next wave of new players hasn't come yet/I haven't been introduced to the group.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: NAV on March 24, 2014, 08:36:35 am
WEE BIRDY WANTS TO FIGHT EH?
Wrastle the bird into submission.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 24, 2014, 09:00:15 am
Quote from: NAV on March 24, 2014, 08:36:35 am
WEE BIRDY WANTS TO FIGHT EH?
Wrastle the bird into submission.

thus we have our first death...
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 24, 2014, 09:03:15 am
Quote from: blazing glory on March 24, 2014, 09:00:15 am
thus we have our first death...
Probably not, as his +2 from Strength means he'll get at least a 3.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: kj1225 on March 24, 2014, 09:11:22 am
I'm fighting it to...
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Orange Wizard on March 24, 2014, 09:13:05 am
"I can determine the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow, calculate the square root of 27.4 in my head, and perform many acts of wizardry. I also have encyclopaedias."

Wave the encyclopaedias around. Also try to identify the giant bird fighting NAV and kj.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 24, 2014, 09:33:08 am
Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 24, 2014, 09:13:05 am
"I can determine the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow, calculate the square root of 27.4 in my head, and perform many acts of wizardry. I also have encyclopaedias."
"Impressive. Is that for an African or European one? Speaking of which, can you determine where we actually are?"
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 24, 2014, 10:10:51 am
Barney the zombie notices the giant bird fight, and sprints over to it!
Begin biting & grappling!

((I officially request everyone start mentioning their character and their character's primary feature in their actions. Will help establish names quickly, (rather than having to go back and find the character sheets every time..).))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: darkpaladin109 on March 24, 2014, 10:24:41 am
"Mister Mallone" puts on his Brass knuckles, runs up to the bird, and punches it in the face.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Leonkr9 on March 24, 2014, 01:18:15 pm
Thomas Hawke"We should probably focus on hunting for food and gathering materials to set up a more permanent campsite"
search through the loot we found for blankets tents and pillows we need shelter and sleep
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 24, 2014, 01:25:01 pm
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist: "We shouldn't act like we'd be here to stay. It's not a good idea to risk your safety in fighting the wildlife. I'm not sure exactly where we are, but I'm sure rescue will come in just a couple of hours once we manage to signal our distress, so we might not even need a shelter beyond the wreck." ((No, I don't believe escaping will be as easy as firing a convenient flare to the sky and waiting a couple hours in safety making pretty pictures.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Leonkr9 on March 24, 2014, 01:40:54 pm
"damn your probably right fine I'm gonna search the cockpit.
Quote from: Leonkr9 on March 24, 2014, 01:18:15 pm
Thomas Hawke"We should probably focus on hunting for food and gathering materials to set up a more permanent campsite"
search through the loot we found for blankets tents and pillows we need shelter and sleep
scratch that no go search the cockpit for a weapon or signal device
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Leonkr9 on March 24, 2014, 01:51:06 pm
Thomas Hawke"Why are those guys pounding that bird to paste its not exactly a good idea to piss of the wildlife"
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: NAV on March 24, 2014, 02:30:18 pm
FOR FOOD!
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 24, 2014, 04:06:30 pm
Quote from: kj1225 on March 24, 2014, 06:18:43 am
No problem. Barbecue it. Fire bender style.

[2+1DEX]

You forget how to. The bird tries to bite you but you dodge just in time.

Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 24, 2014, 06:20:14 am
Search the bags for useful supplies and a new Android phone that I can slip my SIM and MicroSD cards from the old one into.

[1]

You can't find an android, only Iphones. NOOOOOO

Quote from: IcyTea31 on March 24, 2014, 07:28:23 am
Grab a backpack and some food. Stuff my things in and wear it. Search the plane's emergency equipment for a flaregun or similar signaling device. Go outside and use it, should one be found. While I'm doing all this, make sketches of interesting things. "Someone should take inventory of our supplies to see how long we can last without going out too much, as there is the risk of getting lost or injured. I'd also like to hear more about your individual skills, know who knows how to do what." If I don't have time to do all my actions, delegate. ((What is the limit to actions per turn?))

(the more actions, the higher failrate cause I'll start rolling em individually)

[5], [1+1CHA]

You find a flaregun, acquire a backpack and make terrible sketches of things. Delegation begins after the terrorbird bashup.

Quote from: blazing glory on March 24, 2014, 07:11:51 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Is this a good character sheet?

[2]

You run into the scene being chased by a giant bird.

Quote from: NAV on March 24, 2014, 08:36:35 am
WEE BIRDY WANTS TO FIGHT EH?
Wrastle the bird into submission.

[1+2STR], [4]

You pin down the stupid birdy. It flykicks you first, but you manage to take the majority of the attack without severe injury.

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 24, 2014, 09:13:05 am
"I can determine the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow, calculate the square root of 27.4 in my head, and perform many acts of wizardry. I also have encyclopaedias."

Wave the encyclopaedias around. Also try to identify the giant bird fighting NAV and kj.

[3]

Nothing in your book, so a new species! Probably.
(Hurry up and split the tie so I can decide the story difficulty god damn it)

Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 24, 2014, 10:10:51 am
Barney the zombie notices the giant bird fight, and sprints over to it!
Begin biting & grappling!

((I officially request everyone start mentioning their character and their character's primary feature in their actions. Will help establish names quickly, (rather than having to go back and find the character sheets every time..).))
(love you 5ever for bolding separate movements)
[5]

You sprint over to the bird and start laying into it.

Quote from: darkpaladin109 on March 24, 2014, 10:24:41 am
"Mister Mallone" puts on his Brass knuckles, runs up to the bird, and punches it in the face.

[5+2]

The bird bites you. Your hand hurts, but the bird is now dead, or at least unconscious.

Quote from: Leonkr9 on March 24, 2014, 01:40:54 pm
"damn your probably right fine I'm gonna search the cockpit.
Quote from: Leonkr9 on March 24, 2014, 01:18:15 pm
Thomas Hawke"We should probably focus on hunting for food and gathering materials to set up a more permanent campsite"
search through the loot we found for blankets tents and pillows we need shelter and sleep
scratch that no go search the cockpit for a weapon or signal device

[1]

Nothing. It's all completely destroyed. Someone else has a flare gun though.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 24, 2014, 04:08:57 pm
Bash in unconscious bird's head.

There's a greedy light in Barnabus' eyes.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: kj1225 on March 24, 2014, 04:09:39 pm
Continue following the river.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: darkpaladin109 on March 24, 2014, 04:12:42 pm
Mr. Mallone
Pull the birds head off, then eat it for nutrients.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 24, 2014, 04:17:29 pm
Quote from: darkpaladin109 on March 24, 2014, 04:12:42 pm
Mr. Mallone
Pull the birds head off, then eat it for nutrients.

OI, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A SERIOUS DISAGREEMENT.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 24, 2014, 04:21:26 pm
Starn Gundar grab a spanner from my toolbox/pocket or whatever and start beating up the bird chasing me if not being chased by bird due to confusion search my tool box to know what tools fate gave me,and to figure out if I'm delusional and only have a pocket of tools.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 24, 2014, 04:24:22 pm
Quote from: blazing glory on March 24, 2014, 04:21:26 pm
Starn Gundar grab a spanner from my toolbox/pocket or whatever and start beating up the bird chasing me
((The bird's down. The guy with 10 strength 5 end is about to fight with the guy with 5 strength 10 end over the feasting rights to the brains..))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 24, 2014, 04:25:50 pm
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 24, 2014, 04:24:22 pm
Quote from: blazing glory on March 24, 2014, 04:21:26 pm
Starn Gundar grab a spanner from my toolbox/pocket or whatever and start beating up the bird chasing me
((The bird's down. The guy with 10 strength 5 end is about to fight with the guy with 5 strength 10 end over the feasting rights to the brains..))
no... Smurfing said I entered the scene being chased by A big bird
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: NAV on March 24, 2014, 04:26:10 pm
Bjorn
BACK OFF MY BIRD.

If the bird is still moving, break its neck. Hit anyone everyone who tries to steal meat or mutilate the corpse.

Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 24, 2014, 04:33:17 pm
Quote from: blazing glory on March 24, 2014, 04:25:50 pm
snip
no... Smurfing said I entered the scene being chased by A big bird
((Read the rest of the update. Bird went down shortly after.

hooo boy, this'll get interesting.))



Barnabus wants that cranium- he roars at the humans, & takes bites out of any interlopers!
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 24, 2014, 04:37:42 pm
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 24, 2014, 04:33:17 pm
Quote from: blazing glory on March 24, 2014, 04:25:50 pm
snip
no... Smurfing said I entered the scene being chased by A big bird
((Read the rest of the update. Bird went down shortly after.

hooo boy, this'll get interesting.))



Barnabus wants that cranium- he mauls any interlopers!
ok I'll edit the post so one action if I am being chased and one if I'm not.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 24, 2014, 04:40:41 pm
((Hmm, on second read, you might've been right.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: hops on March 24, 2014, 05:22:45 pm
"Is that foooooood?"

Danyell swings down from tree and tries to get some of the bird by giing Mallone the patented Puppy Dog Eyestm
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Orange Wizard on March 24, 2014, 06:18:15 pm
Wizard will try to determine our location. Not sure how useful encyclopaedias will be for this.
"You hooligans over there should leave that bird be. It could be poisonous!"
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 24, 2014, 06:37:57 pm
((Guys, you do realise there is a big pile of aeroplane food t- yeah, fuck it, I'd go with the terror bird. At least cook it first or I'll kill you all with disease. I will love you 5ever if you include you personal sheet in your posts.))

Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 24, 2014, 04:08:57 pm
Bash in unconscious bird's head.

There's a greedy light in Barnabus' eyes.

[5+1]

The bird is kill. You are splattered with skull bits.

Quote from: kj1225 on March 24, 2014, 04:09:39 pm
Continue following the river.

[2]

Waterfall. You can see a lot of trees. LOTS OF TREES. In the distance, there's a concrete-bunker-compound thing embedded in a cliff face.

Quote from: darkpaladin109 on March 24, 2014, 04:12:42 pm
Mr. Mallone
Pull the birds head off, then eat it for nutrients.
Quote from: NAV on March 24, 2014, 04:26:10 pm
Bjorn
BACK OFF MY BIRD.

If the bird is still moving, break its neck. Hit anyone who tries to steal meat or mutilate the corpse.
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 24, 2014, 04:33:17 pm
Quote from: blazing glory on March 24, 2014, 04:25:50 pm
snip
no... Smurfing said I entered the scene being chased by A big bird
((Read the rest of the update. Bird went down shortly after.

hooo boy, this'll get interesting.))



Barnabus wants that cranium- he roars at the humans, & takes bites out of any interlopers!

2+2STR, 6+1END VS 5+2STR VS 6+1STR

Fight between muscleheads!

The head is pulled off. It's a bloody mess. Bjorn retaliates and smacks Malone in the head, but he is only dazed. Bjorn gets bitten by Barnabus.

Quote from: blazing glory on March 24, 2014, 04:21:26 pm
Starn Gundar grab a spanner from my toolbox/pocket or whatever and start beating up the bird chasing me if not being chased by bird due to confusion search my tool box to know what tools fate gave me,and to figure out if I'm delusional and only have a pocket of tools.

[2]

You miss the bird. It's getting closer.

Quote from: Objective on March 24, 2014, 05:22:45 pm
"Is that foooooood?"

Danyell swings down from tree and tries to get some of the bird by giing Mallone the patented Puppy Dog Eyestm

[3]

Puppy dog eyes to the dazed guy. A fight is probably about to start.

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 24, 2014, 06:18:15 pm
Wizard will try to determine our location. Not sure how useful encyclopaedias will be for this.
"You hooligans over there should leave that bird be. It could be poisonous!"

[6+3INT]

You determine you're somewhere in the Pacific Ocean, where exactly is still a mystery.
You yell at the people squabbling over the decapitated smashed head bird.

((leader person, do leader things!))
~
People:
Lolfail
kj1225
NAV
IcyTea
InsanityIncarnate
Objective
Spinal_Taper
Darkpaladin
Leonkr9
GrizzlyAdams
Yoink
mastahcheese
blazing glory
Two female flight attendants
Two random guys (unconscious)
Twelve random girls (unconscious)
Pilot (unconscious)

Things you own:
Your inventories (mainly useless crap)
Pile of unsearched bags
Pile of useless plane bits
Fuzzy pink bananas
Airline food
Messed up giant bird corpse

Places:
Plane crash: Consists of a plane crash (_/) in a clearing. Near a freshwater stream.
Fuzzy Pink Banana trees: a place with fuzzy pink banana trees.
Waterfall: a waterfall. It lets you see across a valley, and there's a big ass concrete thing on the other side.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 24, 2014, 06:43:55 pm
Barnabus (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=137310.msg5115148#msg5115148) the zombie!
Secure the head!
Title: Re: You're on a Plane
Post by: NAV on March 24, 2014, 06:46:49 pm
Spoiler: Bjorn (click to show/hide)

I AM NOT FOOD

Smack Barnabus in the head with my stick. Try to knock his teeth out.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: kj1225 on March 24, 2014, 06:54:28 pm
Kyle the fire bender.
Grab a shit load of food and put it in my back pack before making the journey to find a safe way down.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 24, 2014, 07:01:27 pm
You have selected TO THE DEATH

You're all fucked. Supplies are more scarce, animals are more common, dangerous and violent, and violence will ensue.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: mastahcheese on March 24, 2014, 07:16:00 pm
Start shaking all the unconscious people while screaming loudly
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 24, 2014, 07:27:03 pm
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 24, 2014, 07:01:27 pm
You have selected TO THE DEATH

You're all fucked. Supplies are more scarce, animals are more common, dangerous and violent, and violence will ensue.

((Demand instant-runoff elections! Another poll, with the least popular (or two) choices removed!))
((Informative video series (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y3jE3B8HsE)))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Lolfail0009 on March 24, 2014, 07:32:57 pm
Procyon: Wake unconscious passengers/pilot.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 24, 2014, 07:36:54 pm
Wait a second.

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 24, 2014, 06:37:57 pm
((Guys, you do realise there is a big pile of aeroplane food t- yeah, fuck it, I'd go with the terror bird. At least cook it first or I'll kill you all with disease. I will love you 5ever if you include you personal sheet in your posts.))
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 24, 2014, 06:37:57 pm
yeah, fuck it, I'd go with the terror bird. At least cook it first or I'll kill you all with disease.
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 24, 2014, 06:37:57 pm
terror bird.
:|
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 24, 2014, 07:38:08 pm
Starn Gundar start grabbing rocks and throwing them at the bird to try to get it angry enough to charge,sidestep at the last second,the charge direction should get it to crash into that bunch of muscular guys who are fighting for some reason
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Leonkr9 on March 24, 2014, 08:58:13 pm
Thomas Hawke
walk over to the river and swim looking for stuff in and around the river while I'm there

Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 24, 2014, 09:00:15 pm
EDIT never mind I'll ask somewhere else
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Lolfail0009 on March 24, 2014, 09:05:21 pm
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 24, 2014, 07:36:54 pm
Wait a second.

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 24, 2014, 06:37:57 pm
((Guys, you do realise there is a big pile of aeroplane food t- yeah, fuck it, I'd go with the terror bird. At least cook it first or I'll kill you all with disease. I will love you 5ever if you include you personal sheet in your posts.))
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 24, 2014, 06:37:57 pm
yeah, fuck it, I'd go with the terror bird. At least cook it first or I'll kill you all with disease.
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 24, 2014, 06:37:57 pm
terror bird.
:|

(WHAT KIND OF SNAKE DID I FIND)
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: hops on March 24, 2014, 09:11:52 pm
Dany
"STAHP IT GUYS"

This is silly. Dispense airplane food.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 24, 2014, 09:15:27 pm
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 24, 2014, 09:05:21 pm
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 24, 2014, 07:36:54 pm
Wait a second.

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 24, 2014, 06:37:57 pm
((Guys, you do realise there is a big pile of aeroplane food t- yeah, fuck it, I'd go with the terror bird. At least cook it first or I'll kill you all with disease. I will love you 5ever if you include you personal sheet in your posts.))
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 24, 2014, 06:37:57 pm
yeah, fuck it, I'd go with the terror bird. At least cook it first or I'll kill you all with disease.
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 24, 2014, 06:37:57 pm
terror bird.
:|

(WHAT KIND OF SNAKE DID I FIND)

Freudian slip. That reminds me, I need to lock off this universe from the other one so you dicks valued players don't ruin this game.

Also, new poll for wusses!
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: NAV on March 24, 2014, 09:20:00 pm
((So, I just happened to find a terrorbird in both your games.  :P))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Lolfail0009 on March 24, 2014, 09:33:27 pm
Procyon: "You should all heed Danyell's advice. Desychronous actions could spell death for us.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Leonkr9 on March 24, 2014, 09:54:07 pm
Thomas Hawke
"Guys stop fighting and help!"
cancel my trip to the lake and try to talk the guys out of fighting ready my baton just incase
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 24, 2014, 10:03:51 pm
Quote from: Leonkr9 on March 24, 2014, 09:54:07 pm
Thomas Hawke
"Guys stop fighting and help!"
cancel my trip to the lake and try to talk the guys out of fighting ready my baton just incase

Well if my action succeeds then they'll have a mutual enemy on their hands soon enough.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: NAV on March 24, 2014, 10:17:29 pm
((Mutual enemy? More like enough terrorbird Bjornbird meat to go around.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 24, 2014, 10:18:36 pm
((Claiming the discovery eh?))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: NAV on March 24, 2014, 10:19:13 pm
((Well, I did discover it.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 24, 2014, 11:59:59 pm
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 24, 2014, 06:37:57 pm
((leader person, do leader things!))
((Sorry, but this forum seems to be the most active whenever I sleep. The timezones are a conspiracy meant to make me miss turns in forum games.))
Lucas de Carpe, The Artist: Fire the flaregun in the air. Fail to notice the zombie in the ruckus of a bird being mutilated by equally brutish men. "You DO realize that we have a large pile of food and we don't have to hunt in a while, and that while is probably all we need? We wouldn't want to get inju- oh, you're already bleeding." (To the rest of the survivor group) "Does anyone know first aid?"
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 25, 2014, 12:18:25 am
Quote from: IcyTea31 on March 24, 2014, 11:59:59 pm
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 24, 2014, 06:37:57 pm
((leader person, do leader things!))
((Sorry, but this forum seems to be the most active whenever I sleep. The timezones are a conspiracy meant to make me miss turns in forum games.))
Lucas de Carpe, The Artist: Fire the flaregun in the air. Fail to notice the zombie in the ruckus of a bird being mutilated by equally brutish men. "You DO realize that we have a large pile of food and we don't have to hunt in a while, and that while is probably all we need? We wouldn't want to get inju- oh, you're already bleeding." (To the rest of the survivor group) "Does anyone know first aid?"

Well in character I wouldn't be able to speak right now because I'm dealing with a mean bird,but I think I might have some duct tape.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 25, 2014, 12:36:31 am
((Damn traitorous wusses))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 25, 2014, 01:25:58 am
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 24, 2014, 06:43:55 pm
Barnabus (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=137310.msg5115148#msg5115148) the zombie!
Secure the head!
Quote from: NAV on March 24, 2014, 06:46:49 pm
Spoiler: Bjorn (click to show/hide)

I AM NOT FOOD

Smack Barnabus in the head with my stick. Try to knock his teeth out.

[1+1STR], [5+2END] VS [3+2STR]

Smack! No head for Barnabus, and now he's concussed. Bjorn stands triumphant! He gains +1 strength and endurance skill.

((Skills are leveled through pure training, through certain drugs(though only temporally), and through feats. Feats include constructing something awesome, winning a fight with even odds (no starting random fights) and through convincing lots of people to do what you want them to, whether they are PC's or NPC's. They are the high-risk-high-reward skill training technique.))

Quote from: kj1225 on March 24, 2014, 06:54:28 pm
Kyle the fire bender.
Grab a shit load of food and put it in my back pack before making the journey to find a safe way down.

[2]

No food for you! Intercepted by others.

Quote from: mastahcheese on March 24, 2014, 07:16:00 pm
Start shaking all the unconscious people while screaming loudly

[1-1INT]

You shake some dude and his arm falls off. Oh shit!

Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 24, 2014, 07:32:57 pm
Procyon: Wake unconscious passengers/pilot.

[3+1INT]

You wake everyone up by throwing water at them. It works, and everyone is awake. And freaking out.

Quote from: blazing glory on March 24, 2014, 07:38:08 pm
Starn Gundar start grabbing rocks and throwing them at the bird to try to get it angry enough to charge,sidestep at the last second,the charge direction should get it to crash into that bunch of muscular guys who are fighting for some reason

[6-1DEX]

The bird charges you, and you pelt a rock at it. You fall over as it lunges at you and bolts towards the waterfall.

Quote from: Leonkr9 on March 24, 2014, 08:58:13 pm
Thomas Hawke
walk over to the river and swim looking for stuff in and around the river while I'm there

[4]

There's fish, shellfish and water plants. Some of those things are probably edible.

Quote from: Objective on March 24, 2014, 09:11:52 pm
Dany
"STAHP IT GUYS"

This is silly. Dispense airplane food.

[3+1]

You hand out food to the newly awakened people, who are crowding around the one-arm guy. One of those people is applying first aid to the man.

Quote from: Leonkr9 on March 24, 2014, 09:54:07 pm
Thomas Hawke
"Guys stop fighting and help!"
cancel my trip to the lake and try to talk the guys out of fighting ready my baton just incase
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 24, 2014, 09:33:27 pm
Procyon: "You should all heed Danyell's advice. Desychronous actions could spell death for us.

Fights over lol

Quote from: IcyTea31 on March 24, 2014, 11:59:59 pm
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 24, 2014, 06:37:57 pm
((leader person, do leader things!))
((Sorry, but this forum seems to be the most active whenever I sleep. The timezones are a conspiracy meant to make me miss turns in forum games.))
Lucas de Carpe, The Artist: Fire the flaregun in the air. Fail to notice the zombie in the ruckus of a bird being mutilated by equally brutish men. "You DO realize that we have a large pile of food and we don't have to hunt in a while, and that while is probably all we need? We wouldn't want to get inju- oh, you're already bleeding." (To the rest of the survivor group) "Does anyone know first aid?"

[5]

The two-arms guy proudly announces he has a certificate 4 in first aid as he bandages up one-armed dude.

Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 25, 2014, 12:36:31 am
((Damn traitorous wusses))

Silence, wuss! The people have spoken, and they want themselves a challenge. Well a challenge you will get.

~
As of now I track anything remotely involving an injury:
People:
Lolfail
kj1225
NAV
IcyTea
InsanityIncarnate
Objective
Spinal_Taper
Darkpaladin-dazed
Leonkr9
GrizzlyAdams-concussed
Yoink
mastahcheese
blazing glory
Two female flight attendants
First aid guy
One arm guy, unconscious
Twelve random girls
Pilot

Things you own:
Your inventories (mainly useless crap)
Pile of unsearched bags
Pile of useless plane bits
Fuzzy pink bananas
Airline food
Messed up giant bird corpse

Places:
Plane crash: Consists of a plane crash (_/) in a clearing. Near a freshwater stream.
Fuzzy Pink Banana trees: a place with fuzzy pink banana trees.
Waterfall: a waterfall. It lets you see across a valley, and there's a big ass concrete thing on the other side.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 25, 2014, 01:33:14 am
Looks like I have a nemisis because that bird can fly (?) and for some reason I doubt it would be happy with my gambit.

Starn Gundar
start's looking at his stuff because for some reason he's unsure what tools he has.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 25, 2014, 01:40:20 am
((It can't fly, its about 2 metres tall. Think of a giant version of a Seriema. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seriema)))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: hops on March 25, 2014, 01:43:28 am
Nick some of the fishes while nobody is looking and run over in a hidden place to sacrifice them to Cthulhu for his guidance
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 25, 2014, 01:44:56 am
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 25, 2014, 01:40:20 am
((It can't fly, its about 2 metres tall. Think of a giant version of a Seriema. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seriema)

Ah so we THINK it died since "there's no way it could survive that!",I expect about 25-50 rounds in I'll be encountering a mean scarred giant bird,that for some reason has razor sharp talons and can bite with enough power to crush through bones.

I know I'm being rediculas but I'm like that.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 25, 2014, 01:47:13 am
((These guys can already do that, but they aren't scarred. I have much more powerful critters in stock for you guys. A tip? Brush up on your Cenozoic era friends.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 25, 2014, 01:56:40 am
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 25, 2014, 01:47:13 am
((These guys can already do that, but they aren't scarred. I have much more powerful critters in stock for you guys. A tip? Brush up on your Cenozoic era friends.))

No way,other people can do that,as soon as I know if I have duct tape or not I'm either going to make something of a pike since you don't need to be strong or fast to plant the back firmly in the ground and let the enemy impale it's self,won't work on smarter things but it'll do,if I don't have duct tape then I'll be rumaging around for a swiss army knife or something.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 25, 2014, 02:02:04 am
Anyway we're going for insanly awesome mode and I get the feeling a pike would be useful for things that I reackon are going to be BIG,though frankly I don't know what I'm really going to do since I don't see any broken guns around or wrecked jeeps.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 25, 2014, 02:06:42 am
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist: "Alright, that flare should tell people where we are. Now we just need to wait, though it might even take days. Our food supplies should last us for long enough, but we need a plan in case it won't. You there, the sneaky guy, how about you'll climb a tree and see if there's anything interesting around us? Medic (The NPC), what is your name?"
EDIT: My actual action for this round: Check the bird-fighters for injuries and point them to The Medic.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Lolfail0009 on March 25, 2014, 02:12:48 am
Procyon: Please everyone, calm down! We all need to be rational to survive in this jungle!
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 25, 2014, 02:13:41 am
((No guns. No nice, easily available steel weapons (unless you brang one). The most powerful weapon any of you own is a 6-shot revolver, with 6 bullets. You want a fancy weapon? Make it yourself, with good rolls, some science, high INT and high DEX, or settle for a stone axe. No metagaming or I change the laws of reality!))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 25, 2014, 02:16:44 am
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 25, 2014, 02:13:41 am
((No guns. No nice, easily available steel weapons (unless you brang one). The most powerful weapon any of you own is a 6-shot revolver, with 6 bullets. You want a fancy weapon? Make it yourself, with good rolls, some science, high INT and high DEX, or settle for a stone axe. No metagaming or I change the laws of reality!))

Well I'm in trouble then since my DEX isn't that good,my character is built to feed off rubbish and repair it,doesn't seem to be anything useful broken from what I see.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 25, 2014, 02:18:06 am
((We'll see what the future holds, especially the contents of the concrete thing. Remember, practice makes perfect! Or it might blow your hands off. 50/50.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 25, 2014, 03:59:54 am
Well I'll just focus on getting a improvised weapon for now.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: kj1225 on March 25, 2014, 06:10:27 am
I will point out that I should be good at fighting since, you know, I'M A FUCKING MARTIAL ARTS INSTRUCTOR AND A FIRE BENDER ON TOP OF THAT!

Still take the food. Continue trying to take food until I manage to obtain food and put it in my backpack. Then craft a shiv.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 25, 2014, 06:11:51 am
Quote from: kj1225 on March 25, 2014, 06:10:27 am
I will point out that I should be good at fighting since, you know, I'M A FUCKING MARTIAL ARTS INSTRUCTOR AND A FIRE BENDER ON TOP OF THAT!

That gives me a idea!

EDIT nothing sinister I assure you,it's just I have a pretty good idea on how I can use my skills to fashion weapons,or at least one type.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Orange Wizard on March 25, 2014, 06:17:36 am
Spoiler: Wizard (click to show/hide)
Take a look at the concrete thing on the other side of the waterfall, but try not to get too close.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: NAV on March 25, 2014, 06:31:11 am
Spoiler: Bjorn (click to show/hide)

Carry the bird's corpse to the main survivor camp.
BEHOLD THE BJORNBIRD! IT IS FOOD.
SOMEONE BUILD A FIRE, AND LET'S FEAST!
Then put on my armour and shield and helmet and furs. It's dangerous here.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 25, 2014, 08:09:37 am
Gah! I rely on the internet too much,check bay12forums...check web-comics...check bay12forums again...


it's just it's been a long time since I ever had any REAL entertainment,then I stumble upon this thread and impatiently wait for next round to pass so I can put my ideas into action.

EDIT oh what a cruel world! I have to go to bed because it's 2:30 a.m. imagine all the rounds I'll miss!
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 25, 2014, 08:52:04 am
Barney glaringly casts his eyes at Bjorne the food-stealer, and sullenly goes to join the survivors.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: WhitiusOpus on March 25, 2014, 09:29:17 am
I am so joining if your still accepting players.


Spoiler: Häns Günthern (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: darkpaladin109 on March 25, 2014, 09:40:55 am
Mallone knocks out Bjorn with a punch, then eats the bird.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: ICBM pilot on March 25, 2014, 11:48:39 am
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 25, 2014, 02:13:41 am
You want a fancy weapon? Make it yourself, with good rolls, some science, high INT and high DEX
Will strength be used at all for crafting?
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 25, 2014, 04:14:16 pm
Quote from: ICBM pilot on March 25, 2014, 11:48:39 am
Will strength be used at all for crafting?

Depends what you are making. If it's something big, probably.

Quote from: blazing glory on March 25, 2014, 01:33:14 am
Looks like I have a nemisis because that bird can fly (?) and for some reason I doubt it would be happy with my gambit.

Starn Gundar
start's looking at his stuff because for some reason he's unsure what tools he has.

[5]

Other than the spanner, you have a small welder, several screwdrivers, a few spanners, an allen key and an electric drill.

Quote from: Objective on March 25, 2014, 01:43:28 am
Nick some of the fishes while nobody is looking and run over in a hidden place to sacrifice them to Cthulhu for his guidance

[1+1DEX]

You can't catch fish with your bare hands.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on March 25, 2014, 02:06:42 am
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist: "Alright, that flare should tell people where we are. Now we just need to wait, though it might even take days. Our food supplies should last us for long enough, but we need a plan in case it won't. You there, the sneaky guy, how about you'll climb a tree and see if there's anything interesting around us? Medic (The NPC), what is your name?"
EDIT: My actual action for this round: Check the bird-fighters for injuries and point them to The Medic.

[4+1CHA]

The Medic, called George, patches up Barney-bites, head wounds and other things.

Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 25, 2014, 02:12:48 am
Procyon: Please everyone, calm down! We all need to be rational to survive in this jungle!

[6]

You yell this to everyone. Now they're all freaking out.

Quote from: kj1225 on March 25, 2014, 06:10:27 am
I will point out that I should be good at fighting since, you know, I'M A FUCKING MARTIAL ARTS INSTRUCTOR AND A FIRE BENDER ON TOP OF THAT!

Still take the food. Continue trying to take food until I manage to obtain food and put it in my backpack. Then craft a shiv.

[4]

You snatch some of the food.

[2+1DEX],[5]
You craft a shiv out of a metal shard and a rag, held together by tree sap.

((Dexterity is for quality, intelligence determines if it works or not.))

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 25, 2014, 06:17:36 am
Spoiler: Wizard (click to show/hide)
Take a look at the concrete thing on the other side of the waterfall, but try not to get too close.

[2+3INT]

It isn't concrete. Concrete is not perfectly square.

Quote from: NAV on March 25, 2014, 06:31:11 am
Spoiler: Bjorn (click to show/hide)

Carry the bird's corpse to the main survivor camp.
BEHOLD THE BJORNBIRD! IT IS FOOD.
SOMEONE BUILD A FIRE, AND LET'S FEAST!
Then put on my armour and shield and helmet and furs. It's dangerous here.

[3]

Everyone's freaked out, but pleased that they won't starve. Feasting ensues.

You're now in your, um, armor.

Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 25, 2014, 08:52:04 am
Barney glaringly casts his eyes at Bjorne the food-stealer, and sullenly goes to join the survivors.

[5]

They give you the head you so desired.

Quote from: darkpaladin109 on March 25, 2014, 09:40:55 am
Mallone knocks out Bjorn with a punch, then eats the bird.

[1+2STR]

You miss him. The others are riled up, and you go eat some meat in solitude.

Quote from: WhitiusOpus on March 25, 2014, 09:29:17 am
I am so joining if your still accepting players.


Spoiler: Häns Günthern (click to show/hide)

[4]

You stroll into the camp. Eh.

~
People:
Lolfail
kj1225
NAV
IcyTea
InsanityIncarnate
Objective
Spinal_Taper
Darkpaladin
Leonkr9
GrizzlyAdams
Yoink
mastahcheese
blazing glory
WhitiusOpus
Two female flight attendants
First aid guy
One arm guy
Twelve random girls
Pilot

Things you own:
Your inventories (mainly useless crap)
Pile of unsearched bags
Pile of useless plane bits
Fuzzy pink bananas
Airline food
Roast giant bird corpse

Places:
Plane crash: Consists of a plane crash (_/) in a clearing. Near a freshwater stream.
Fuzzy Pink Banana trees: a place with fuzzy pink banana trees.
Waterfall: a waterfall. It lets you see across a valley, and there's a big ass thing on the other side.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: kj1225 on March 25, 2014, 04:16:18 pm
OFF I GO TO FIND THE WAY DOWN FROM OUR PERCH.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: darkpaladin109 on March 25, 2014, 04:21:06 pm
Find another bird to kill.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 25, 2014, 04:22:02 pm
Welder eh? I can work with that.
Starn Gundar
collect pieces of the airplane until I have enough to make a pair of brass knuckles,then attach very small spikes to the brass knuckles.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: NAV on March 25, 2014, 04:44:02 pm
Spoiler: Bjorn (click to show/hide)

Collect and pocket all the bird's feathers, for making arrows. Count them.
Then go eat the bird meat with Mr Mallone.
THANK YOU FOR HELPING CATCH THE BIRD. IT WAS A GOOD FIGHT. AND GOOD MEAT!
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 25, 2014, 04:53:25 pm
Barney forgets everything else around him & eats the brains raw, his voraciousness unheard of- well, figuratively atleast. The unnatural noises coming from his direction are..a different matter.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Leonkr9 on March 25, 2014, 05:54:39 pm
Thomas Hawke
practice lifting different objects to increase my strength also grab some food
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Orange Wizard on March 25, 2014, 05:57:01 pm
Spoiler: Wizard (click to show/hide)

Convince someone to help me investigate the square thing.
"Guys? There's this weird square thing on the other side of the waterfall. We should investigate!"
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Leonkr9 on March 25, 2014, 06:10:21 pm
Thomas Hawke
"I will come and look after I'm done lifting"
Prepare to help him with the concrete thing
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Lolfail0009 on March 25, 2014, 06:43:28 pm
Procyon, to player-group: "Help me calm the other passengers down!"
Procyon, to passengers: "BE QUIET!!!"
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: hops on March 25, 2014, 08:33:30 pm
Flirt with the passengers. Both girls and guys.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 26, 2014, 12:15:31 am
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist: "People, calm down. We are in no danger right now, and staying calm is essential to our survival. If you REALLY want to make this place even safer, I'd open the emergency slides and set them as walls." Calm people down, then do a headcount. Using the headcount, count our food supplies and estimate how long they'll last. ((I am really interested in whether or not the zombie bites are infectious, and whether or not the flare was seen, but I guess only time will tell.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 26, 2014, 12:25:17 am
Quote from: IcyTea31 on March 26, 2014, 12:15:31 am
((I am really interested in whether or not the zombie bites are infectious))
((ME TOO!))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Orange Wizard on March 26, 2014, 01:11:43 am
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 26, 2014, 12:25:17 am
Quote from: IcyTea31 on March 26, 2014, 12:15:31 am
((I am really interested in whether or not the zombie bites are infectious))
((ME TOO!))
Wait, zombies? Carp. Now I have to go back and see what else I missed.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 26, 2014, 01:24:53 am
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 23, 2014, 09:44:21 am
What are the 'two options for decons' that mention different-sided dice? Me no understand.


Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 26, 2014, 01:11:43 am
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 26, 2014, 12:25:17 am
Quote from: IcyTea31 on March 26, 2014, 12:15:31 am
((I am really interested in whether or not the zombie bites are infectious))
((ME TOO!))
Wait, zombies? Carp. Now I have to go back and see what else I missed.

Found the zombie.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Orange Wizard on March 26, 2014, 01:28:19 am
Thanks. Saves me trawling through all the pages.

Title: Re: You're on a Plane
Post by: Erils on March 26, 2014, 01:51:36 am
Can I join?

Spoiler: character (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: You're on a Plane
Post by: blazing glory on March 26, 2014, 02:19:12 am
Quote from: Erils on March 26, 2014, 01:51:36 am
Can I join?

Spoiler: character (click to show/hide)

Sure.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 26, 2014, 02:21:49 am
(3 turns from here on out is a day, ie 8 hours to one turn. Roll accordingly.)

Quote from: kj1225 on March 25, 2014, 04:16:18 pm
OFF I GO TO FIND THE WAY DOWN FROM OUR PERCH.

[3]

It's a steep cliff down from the waterfall. You could always walk around the cliff, I guess.

Quote from: darkpaladin109 on March 25, 2014, 04:21:06 pm
Find another bird to kill.

[3-1INT]

You can't find any.

Quote from: blazing glory on March 25, 2014, 04:22:02 pm
Welder eh? I can work with that.
Starn Gundar
collect pieces of the airplane until I have enough to make a pair of brass knuckles,then attach very small spikes to the brass knuckles.

[3+2]INT, [1-1]DEX

You make a mental knuckle plan that disperses the excess force without damaging your hands.

And then you completely mangle the metal it is made of. Great.

Quote from: NAV on March 25, 2014, 04:44:02 pm
Spoiler: Bjorn (click to show/hide)

Collect and pocket all the bird's feathers, for making arrows. Count them.
Then go eat the bird meat with Mr Mallone.
THANK YOU FOR HELPING CATCH THE BIRD. IT WAS A GOOD FIGHT. AND GOOD MEAT!

[4-1INT]

You have, um, lots of feathers. Meat time!

Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 25, 2014, 04:53:25 pm
Barney forgets everything else around him & eats the brains raw, his voraciousness unheard of- well, figuratively atleast. The unnatural noises coming from his direction are..a different matter.

[1+2]END

You feel really sick. Brains consumed.

Quote from: Leonkr9 on March 25, 2014, 05:54:39 pm
Thomas Hawke
practice lifting different objects to increase my strength also grab some food

[5]

Strength training! (Training is slow. It'll take 4-10 turns turns of training to level a skill, depending on roll (roll/2 = skill gain). You got a 5, so that's a +.25 skill gain.)

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 25, 2014, 05:57:01 pm
Spoiler: Wizard (click to show/hide)

Convince someone to help me investigate the square thing.
"Guys? There's this weird square thing on the other side of the waterfall. We should investigate!"

[3-1]

No-one really pays attention to you, with the giant bird roast, George running around the place medicing people and the general shock of being in a jungle.

Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 25, 2014, 06:43:28 pm
Procyon, to player-group: "Help me calm the other passengers down!"
Procyon, to passengers: "BE QUIET!!!"

[6+2]

((I'll pretend you said this earlier so you aren't an idiot.))

Everyone calms down. Then the bird is dragged over and morale slightly increases.

Quote from: Objective on March 25, 2014, 08:33:30 pm
Flirt with the passengers. Both girls and guys.

[6]

It works. It works too well. Now members of both sexes want in. Figuratively and literally.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on March 26, 2014, 12:15:31 am
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist: "People, calm down. We are in no danger right now, and staying calm is essential to our survival. If you REALLY want to make this place even safer, I'd open the emergency slides and set them as walls." Calm people down, then do a headcount. Using the headcount, count our food supplies and estimate how long they'll last. ((I am really interested in whether or not the zombie bites are infectious, and whether or not the flare was seen, but I guess only time will tell.))

((They aren't infectious, or are they  :o))

Headcounts at the bottom. You have enough airline food for about a week if you ration it and supplement it with fuzzy pink bananas.

Quote from: Erils on March 26, 2014, 01:51:36 am
Can I join?

Spoiler: character (click to show/hide)

[1]

You wake up. Your arm's off!

~

It's now night time, and people are starting to fall asleep. Some people are worried about more big birds, while others are trying to rig up makeshift beds. What now?

~
People:
Lolfail
kj1225
NAV
IcyTea
InsanityIncarnate
Objective
Spinal_Taper
Darkpaladin
Leonkr9
GrizzlyAdams
Yoink
mastahcheese
blazing glory
WhitiusOpus
Erils-One arm.

Two female flight attendants
First aid guy, George
Twelve random girls
Pilot
Everyone has bruises for 1 more turn.

Things you own:
Your inventories (mainly useless crap)
Pile of unsearched bags
Pile of useless plane bits
Fuzzy pink bananas
Airline food
Half a roast giant bird corpse

Places:
Plane crash: Consists of a plane crash (_/) in a clearing. Near a freshwater stream.
Fuzzy Pink Banana trees: a place with fuzzy pink banana trees.
Waterfall: a waterfall. It lets you see across a valley, and there's a big ass thing on the other side.

Important Stuff:
Morale: Decent, considering the situation
Food: 21 turns left
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Lolfail0009 on March 26, 2014, 02:25:34 am
Procyon, to group: "I'll take first watch. Who's after me?"

Take watch, then sleep.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 26, 2014, 02:32:32 am
Realize I haven't introduced myself,people might freak out,fire off some quick greetings to avoid problems later down the road,volunteer for next watch,while waiting for my shift to be over I grab some pieces of metal and try to fashion a pike.

by the way isn't 4-10 turns for stat increase kinda strict? given how much this thread updates?
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 26, 2014, 02:40:42 am
Quote from: blazing glory on March 26, 2014, 02:32:32 am
By the way isn't 4-10 turns for stat increase kinda strict? given how much this thread updates?

((Well I can't go handing out levels that'll greatly increase your survival rates, so yeah. However, do nothing but train for one turn and you'll get 1/10 of your roll in points, as opposed to 1/20.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 26, 2014, 02:46:14 am
Quote from: blazing glory on March 26, 2014, 01:24:53 am
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 23, 2014, 09:44:21 am
What are the 'two options for decons' that mention different-sided dice? Me no understand.


Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 26, 2014, 01:11:43 am
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 26, 2014, 12:25:17 am
Quote from: IcyTea31 on March 26, 2014, 12:15:31 am
((I am really interested in whether or not the zombie bites are infectious))
((ME TOO!))
Wait, zombies? Carp. Now I have to go back and see what else I missed.

Found the zombie.
THEY'VE FOUND ME OUT!


Barnabus, possessing inhuman endurance, no longer requires sleep and instead inadvertently trains his dexterity when the night crazies (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=night%20crazies) overtake him.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Spinal_Taper on March 26, 2014, 02:53:47 am
Try and gather up bags from the plane, then go dig out a makeshift bed, using the bags as bedding. If anybody else wants some, they can take them. Then, Daniel wanders about the campsite, introducing himself. If anyone appears seriously hurt, anything worse than minor cuts and bruises, ask if he can diagnose them.

"Hi, ah, I'm Daniel, and I'm a doctor. If any of you guys get hurt, I sleep down in the bed right over there."
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 26, 2014, 03:04:08 am
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist: Over the course of the night, formally introduce myself to everyone, sleep a few hours, make a rough map of the area, plan orders for the next day, listen to the sounds of the jungle, have a snack and mentally hone my speech patterns for this specific group of people. Introduction to use: "I'm Lucas, an artist. It saddens me that I seem to be the most capable person for leading the group. I'll make some plans for the morning, let's discuss them further once we've slept."
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Erils on March 26, 2014, 03:08:12 am
Scream in pain. Examine wound. If it is bleeding, use extra shirt to cut of blood-flow to arm and to cover arm and prevent infection.

Look around to see if I have my stuff, and see if anyone else is nearby.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 26, 2014, 03:21:24 am
Quote from: Erils on March 26, 2014, 03:08:12 am
Scream in pain. Examine wound. If it is bleeding, use extra shirt to cut of blood-flow to arm and to cover arm and prevent infection.

Then look around to see if I have my stuff, and see if anyone else is nearby.

The doctor and the firstaidguy have already patched you up. Your arm is bandaged up and blood flow has been stopped... For now.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Erils on March 26, 2014, 03:23:14 am
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 26, 2014, 03:21:24 am
Quote from: Erils on March 26, 2014, 03:08:12 am
Scream in pain. Examine wound. If it is bleeding, use extra shirt to cut of blood-flow to arm and to cover arm and prevent infection.

Then look around to see if I have my stuff, and see if anyone else is nearby.

The doctor and the firstaidguy have already patched you up. Your arm is bandaged up and blood flow has been stopped... For now.
Okay I edited my action
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Orange Wizard on March 26, 2014, 04:08:10 am
Spoiler: Wizard (click to show/hide)

Have a chat with Lucas de Carpe about investigating the strange structure in the morning.
"We should get as many people as possible. Preferably those who are the most physically capable - after that giant bird attacked we have no idea what we could be up against."

Try and find a waterproof bag to store my encyclopaedias.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 26, 2014, 04:12:50 am
Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 26, 2014, 04:08:10 am
Spoiler: Wizard (click to show/hide)

Have a chat with Lucas de Carpe about investigating the strange structure in the morning.
"We should get as many people as possible. Preferably those who are the most physically capable - after that giant bird attacked we have no idea what we could be up against."

Try and find a waterproof bag to store my encyclopaedias.

Starn Gundar:

You'll probably need me along anyway,never know if something there is broken or if there's something good to salvage.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 26, 2014, 05:15:53 am
Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 26, 2014, 04:08:10 am
Have a chat with Lucas de Carpe about investigating the strange structure in the morning.
"We should get as many people as possible. Preferably those who are the most physically capable - after that giant bird attacked we have no idea what we could be up against."
"I agree. However, let's wait until everyone is awake before we do anything."
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: kj1225 on March 26, 2014, 06:25:14 am
Seeing as I'm not doing anything during the night I instead stand guard over the other passengers.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: WhitiusOpus on March 26, 2014, 10:08:15 am
Go flirt with one of the flight attendants.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: NAV on March 26, 2014, 02:03:59 pm
Spoiler: Bjorn (click to show/hide)

Sleep. Probably snore a lot.

Edit:
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 26, 2014, 02:21:49 am
(3 turns from here on out is a day, ie 8 hours to one turn. Roll accordingly.)

((This will either result in lower quality fight scenes, because they have to be resolved in a single turn, or fight scenes lasting for days.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 26, 2014, 02:24:24 pm
((More like lower-resolution. Perhaps it'll switch to a 'conflict mode' when applicable?))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Leonkr9 on March 26, 2014, 03:14:59 pm
Thomas Hawke
keep training taking breaks when needed
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 26, 2014, 03:43:58 pm
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 26, 2014, 02:25:34 am
Procyon, to group: "I'll take first watch. Who's after me?"

Take watch, then sleep.

[4]

You stay up for a while and then go to sleep.

Quote from: blazing glory on March 26, 2014, 02:32:32 am
Realize I haven't introduced myself,people might freak out,fire off some quick greetings to avoid problems later down the road,volunteer for next watch,while waiting for my shift to be over I grab some pieces of metal and try to fashion a pike.

by the way isn't 4-10 turns for stat increase kinda strict? given how much this thread updates?

[1-1]CHA, [2+2]INT, [5-1]DEX

You generally annoy or scare people, and you fashion a makeshift pike by tying a shiv to a pole.

((Note that pikes are useless if you are alone))

Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 26, 2014, 02:46:14 am
Quote from: blazing glory on March 26, 2014, 01:24:53 am
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 23, 2014, 09:44:21 am
What are the 'two options for decons' that mention different-sided dice? Me no understand.


Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 26, 2014, 01:11:43 am
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 26, 2014, 12:25:17 am
Quote from: IcyTea31 on March 26, 2014, 12:15:31 am
((I am really interested in whether or not the zombie bites are infectious))
((ME TOO!))
Wait, zombies? Carp. Now I have to go back and see what else I missed.

Found the zombie.
THEY'VE FOUND ME OUT!


Barnabus, possessing inhuman endurance, no longer requires sleep and instead inadvertently trains his dexterity when the night crazies (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=night%20crazies) overtake him.

[2+2]

You train your stat all night. You are fucked in the morning.

Quote from: Spinal_Taper on March 26, 2014, 02:53:47 am
Try and gather up bags from the plane, then go dig out a makeshift bed, using the bags as bedding. If anybody else wants some, they can take them. Then, Daniel wanders about the campsite, introducing himself. If anyone appears seriously hurt, anything worse than minor cuts and bruises, ask if he can diagnose them.

"Hi, ah, I'm Daniel, and I'm a doctor. If any of you guys get hurt, I sleep down in the bed right over there."


[1]

Someone finds your cocaine. EXPLAINING TIME

Quote from: IcyTea31 on March 26, 2014, 03:04:08 am
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist: Over the course of the night, formally introduce myself to everyone, sleep a few hours, make a rough map of the area, plan orders for the next day, listen to the sounds of the jungle, have a snack and mentally hone my speech patterns for this specific group of people. Introduction to use: "I'm Lucas, an artist. It saddens me that I seem to be the most capable person for leading the group. I'll make some plans for the morning, let's discuss them further once we've slept."

[6]

You end up staying up all night. +0.3 to CHA.

Quote from: Erils on March 26, 2014, 03:08:12 am
Scream in pain. Examine wound. If it is bleeding, use extra shirt to cut of blood-flow to arm and to cover arm and prevent infection.

Look around to see if I have my stuff, and see if anyone else is nearby.

[4]

One of the flight attendants hands you some food, because you're injured. You have all your stuff in your bag.

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 26, 2014, 04:08:10 am
Spoiler: Wizard (click to show/hide)

Have a chat with Lucas de Carpe about investigating the strange structure in the morning.
"We should get as many people as possible. Preferably those who are the most physically capable - after that giant bird attacked we have no idea what we could be up against."

Try and find a waterproof bag to store my encyclopaedias.

[3+3]INT, [1-1]DEX

You try making one out of plastic and metal but it breaks almost immediately.

Quote from: kj1225 on March 26, 2014, 06:25:14 am
Seeing as I'm not doing anything during the night I instead stand guard over the other passengers.

[2]

You fall asleep halfway through the night.

Quote from: WhitiusOpus on March 26, 2014, 10:08:15 am
Go flirt with one of the flight attendants.

[4]

Flirting ensues. Woot.

Quote from: NAV on March 26, 2014, 02:03:59 pm
Spoiler: Bjorn (click to show/hide)

Sleep. Probably snore a lot.

Edit:
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 26, 2014, 02:21:49 am
(3 turns from here on out is a day, ie 8 hours to one turn. Roll accordingly.)

((This will either result in lower quality fight scenes, because they have to be resolved in a single turn, or fight scenes lasting for days.))

Titballs, didn't think of that.

ROLLS ARE BACK TO NORMALISH TIMEFRAME WHEN A FIGHT STARTS

[5]

Noisy.

Quote from: Leonkr9 on March 26, 2014, 03:14:59 pm
Thomas Hawke
keep training taking breaks when needed

[4]

Weight training. Woo. You sleep for the end of the night.

~

Ah, survival in the jungle with little to no sleep. Fun. Most of the people had enough sleep, though, and want to help out.

~

People:
Lolfail
kj1225
NAV
IcyTea
InsanityIncarnate
Objective
Spinal_Taper
Darkpaladin
Leonkr9
GrizzlyAdams
Yoink
mastahcheese
blazing glory
WhitiusOpus
Erils-One arm.

Two female flight attendants
First aid guy, George
Twelve random girls
Pilot

Things you own:
Your inventories (mainly useless crap)
Pile of unsearched bags
Pile of useless plane bits
Fuzzy pink bananas
Airline food
Half a roast giant bird corpse

Places:
Plane crash: Consists of a plane crash (_/) in a clearing. Near a freshwater stream.
Fuzzy Pink Banana trees: a place with fuzzy pink banana trees.
Waterfall: a waterfall. It lets you see across a valley, and there's a big ass thing on the other side.

Important Stuff:
Morale: Decent, considering the situation
Food: 20 turns left

Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 26, 2014, 02:24:24 pm
((More like lower-resolution. Perhaps it'll switch to a 'conflict mode' when applicable?))

This is exactly what happens.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Erils on March 26, 2014, 03:47:10 pm
see if my phone has any reception. If so, try to call airline number and tell them the plane crashed and we are stranded on an island. Ask them to contact police and trace our call.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 26, 2014, 03:59:42 pm
Starn Gundar

Toss the pike to the pair of muscled idiots,try to make some bladed brass knuckles again.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: NAV on March 26, 2014, 04:01:01 pm
Spoiler: Bjorn (click to show/hide)

Grab the pike, then go pillage the mysterious structure.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Leonkr9 on March 26, 2014, 05:08:52 pm
Thomas Hawke
run after Bjorn and help him
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Spinal_Taper on March 26, 2014, 05:11:58 pm
"Oh, that, that, oh yes, that... Well... Well, it doesn't really matter now, right? We're all stuck here, and the laws back home won't slam me for anything. Besides, we can use it as an anastetic, right? In case somebody gets hurt..."
EXCUSES EXCUSES
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: darkpaladin109 on March 26, 2014, 05:21:18 pm
Mallone
Hand Bjorn one of my Brass Knuckles, then head on to the structure with him.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: kj1225 on March 26, 2014, 05:32:45 pm
Try and find my way down again.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Orange Wizard on March 26, 2014, 06:38:28 pm
Follow the others to the mysterious structure.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 26, 2014, 07:07:00 pm
Barney stalks follows the food-stealer.

((There's, uh, there's a smart guy on the expedition right?))
((Also, we got skill increases right? .2 DEX for barney?))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 26, 2014, 07:20:40 pm
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 26, 2014, 07:07:00 pm
((There's, uh, there's a smart guy on the expedition right?))
((Yeah you have the wannabe wizard,15 points into intelligence,just make sure he doesn't die.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Lolfail0009 on March 26, 2014, 08:06:04 pm
Procyon: Wake up. Start sorting unclaimed belongings into categories: food, comms, clothes, other...
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: WhitiusOpus on March 26, 2014, 10:02:04 pm
search the unsearched baggage.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 26, 2014, 11:09:23 pm
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist: Head for the strange structure, being sure to add it to my map and chronicle sights of the path to my sketchbook via sketches. "I see some people have already volunteered for the expedition. If anyone thinks they can do something useful, come on along." EDIT: Also convince NPCs to join the expedition, as per the dialogue line.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: NAV on March 26, 2014, 11:23:42 pm
((We have a nearly perfect adventuring party here.
-A viking berserker
-a thief
-a bouncer
-a wizard
-a zombie
-an artist))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 26, 2014, 11:39:05 pm
Quote from: NAV on March 26, 2014, 11:23:42 pm
((We have a nearly perfect adventuring party here.
-A viking berserker
-a thief
-a bouncer
-a wizard
-a zombie
-an artist))

((And the Viking and Bouncer/zombie can man the pike if anything particuarly big come's along))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 26, 2014, 11:39:37 pm
Quote from: NAV on March 26, 2014, 11:23:42 pm
((We have a nearly perfect adventuring party here.
-A viking berserker
-a thief
-a bouncer
-a wizard
-a zombie
-an artist))
((We're missing a medic. Hopefully we'll get Daniel or George with us. Also, this worries me still:
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 24, 2014, 06:37:57 pm
Bjorn gets bitten by Barnabus.
Speaking of whom, I have no idea how nobody has realized in-character that there's a zombie trying to eat the flesh of the living walking aound in plan sight.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 26, 2014, 11:59:46 pm
((He's a friendly zombie you fuddy-duddy.
Totally not contagious. :]

Also, technically anyone with high int, perhaps plus dex, could medic it up. Until our beloved GM says otherwise those MD diplomas are naught but imaginary scraps of decorated paper.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 27, 2014, 12:03:01 am
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 26, 2014, 11:59:46 pm
((He's a friendly zombie you fuddy-duddy.
Totally not contagious. :]

Also, technically anyone with high int, perhaps plus dex, could medic it up. Until our beloved GM says otherwise those MD diplomas are naught but imaginary scraps of decorated paper.))

That makes me or the wizard both horrible for the medic position as both our Dex is rubbish.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Spinal_Taper on March 27, 2014, 12:16:28 am
Quote from: blazing glory on March 27, 2014, 12:03:01 am
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 26, 2014, 11:59:46 pm
((He's a friendly zombie you fuddy-duddy.
Totally not contagious. :]

Also, technically anyone with high int, perhaps plus dex, could medic it up. Until our beloved GM says otherwise those MD diplomas are naught but imaginary scraps of decorated paper.))

That makes me or the wizard both horrible for the medic position as both our Dex is rubbish.
((Coke-toting neurosurgeon here.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 27, 2014, 12:44:15 am
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on March 27, 2014, 12:16:28 am
Quote from: blazing glory on March 27, 2014, 12:03:01 am
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 26, 2014, 11:59:46 pm
((He's a friendly zombie you fuddy-duddy.
Totally not contagious. :]

Also, technically anyone with high int, perhaps plus dex, could medic it up. Until our beloved GM says otherwise those MD diplomas are naught but imaginary scraps of decorated paper.))

That makes me or the wizard both horrible for the medic position as both our Dex is rubbish.
((Coke-toting neurosurgeon here.))

((Oh goody! have no fear everyone! our drugged up surgeon will fix you up!))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Orange Wizard on March 27, 2014, 12:55:49 am
Quote from: blazing glory on March 26, 2014, 07:20:40 pm
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 26, 2014, 07:07:00 pm
((There's, uh, there's a smart guy on the expedition right?))
((Yeah you have the wannabe wizard,15 points into intelligence, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T DIE))
FTFY

((A choice between a clumsy, crazy old physicist or a drugged up surgeon?))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 27, 2014, 01:08:26 am
Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 27, 2014, 12:55:49 am
Quote from: blazing glory on March 26, 2014, 07:20:40 pm
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 26, 2014, 07:07:00 pm
((There's, uh, there's a smart guy on the expedition right?))
((Yeah you have the wannabe wizard,15 points into intelligence, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T DIE))
FTFY

((A choice between a clumsy, crazy old physicist or a drugged up surgeon?))

((You call that a choice? crazy indeed...))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 27, 2014, 01:08:41 am
Quote from: Erils on March 26, 2014, 03:47:10 pm
see if my phone has any reception. If so, try to call airline number and tell them the plane crashed and we are stranded on an island. Ask them to contact police and trace our call.

[3]
((It won't be that easy.))
No reception. Poop for you.

Quote from: blazing glory on March 26, 2014, 03:59:42 pm
Starn Gundar

Toss the pike to the pair of muscled idiots,try to make some bladed brass knuckles again.

[3+2]INT, [6-1]DEX
((I should really deepen the skill set for design, construction and fighting. I'm open for suggestions, but my main idea is to move design, construction and combat over to a d20 for more variance in quality, and the ability for better weapons to give better combat bonuses. ))

You refine your original plan and make some plane-wreckage gauntlets. You'll be able to block attacks, but they'll weigh people's arms down.



Quote from: blazing glory on March 26, 2014, 11:39:05 pm
Quote from: NAV on March 26, 2014, 11:23:42 pm
((We have a nearly perfect adventuring party here.
-A viking berserker
-a thief
-a bouncer
-a wizard
-a zombie
-an artist))

((And the Viking and Bouncer/zombie can man the pike if anything particuarly big come's along))

Hence dubbed 'the party'. They'll get one big roll if they're all doing the same things.

[4]

All of the NPCs are staying at base camp, and they are fortifying their position against giant bird attacks and setting up shelter.

The party moves down the cliff, into the valley. A giant bird corpse is found near the bottom. It's got some severe puncture and crushing wounds. Not pretty, plus it looks very fresh.

Quote from: WhitiusOpus on March 26, 2014, 10:02:04 pm
search the unsearched baggage.
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 26, 2014, 08:06:04 pm
Procyon: Wake up. Start sorting unclaimed belongings into categories: food, comms, clothes, other...

[5]

You find about a day's worth of snack food, a good amount of clothing, several laptops, phones and other electrical devices, lodes of money, and a bag full of metal bars for a blacksmith's convention.

Quote from: Spinal_Taper on March 26, 2014, 05:11:58 pm
"Oh, that, that, oh yes, that... Well... Well, it doesn't really matter now, right? We're all stuck here, and the laws back home won't slam me for anything. Besides, we can use it as an anastetic, right? In case somebody gets hurt..."
EXCUSES EXCUSES

[3]

You get away with it... for now.

~

People:
Lolfail
kj1225
NAV
IcyTea
InsanityIncarnate
Objective
Spinal_Taper
Darkpaladin
Leonkr9
GrizzlyAdams
Yoink
mastahcheese
blazing glory
WhitiusOpus
Erils-One arm.

Two female flight attendants
First aid guy, George
Twelve random girls
Pilot

Things you own:
Your inventories (mainly useless crap)
Pile of unsearched bags
Pile of useless plane bits
Fuzzy pink bananas
Airline food
Quarter of a roast giant bird corpse

Places:
Plane crash: Consists of a plane crash (_/) in a clearing. Near a freshwater stream.
Fuzzy Pink Banana trees: a place with fuzzy pink banana trees.
Waterfall: a waterfall. It lets you see across a valley, and there's a big ass thing on the other side.

Important Stuff:
Morale: Decent, considering the situation
Food: 19 turns left
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Lolfail0009 on March 27, 2014, 01:11:36 am
Procyon: Go and survey the landscape, making a map on my laptop.

Yay, architecture skills!
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 27, 2014, 01:20:13 am
Starn Gundar

Get 6 hours sleep,start running to increase Dexterity.

((if I'm gonna use these gloves then I'll get another Dex penalty,it'll be a good idea to get rid of my currant one first.

By the way Smurf good work on tracking my...argument with the bird.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Orange Wizard on March 27, 2014, 01:24:53 am
((As far as I'm concerned, using a d20 is too complicated. Keep the dice rolls simple - either it works or it doesn't.))

Spoiler: Wizard (click to show/hide)

Figure out what killed the bird. Never mind, it was blazing glory.
Start documenting its features. Both inside and out.

What? This is a brand new species! Someone needs to study it.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 27, 2014, 01:30:25 am
((A d20 is a bit problematic...))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 27, 2014, 01:30:50 am
Barney the unsatiated
Open the bird's cranium.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Orange Wizard on March 27, 2014, 01:32:31 am
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 27, 2014, 01:30:50 am
Open the bird's cranium.
"Hang on! I haven't finished measuring the skull proportions!"
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 27, 2014, 01:35:14 am
Impatiently wait while the old man wrangles his compass.
Begin salivating.
Watch'm.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 27, 2014, 01:36:05 am
Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 27, 2014, 01:32:31 am
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 27, 2014, 01:30:50 am
Open the bird's cranium.
"Hang on! I haven't finished measuring the skull proportions!"

(('ey up! we have another fight on our hands!))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 27, 2014, 01:37:20 am
((Naah, there wasn't any excitement beforehand.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Leonkr9 on March 27, 2014, 01:40:06 am
Thomas Hawke
Pull out my laptop and offer it to the great wizard then find a way to sharpen my baton
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 27, 2014, 02:11:29 am
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 26, 2014, 11:59:46 pm
Also, technically anyone with high int, perhaps plus dex, could medic it up. Until our beloved GM says otherwise those MD diplomas are naught but imaginary scraps of decorated paper.))
((The "profession" line is not just for flavour, it may give you pluses or minuses, just like Lucas gets a +1 whenever making art. By the way, due to the decon system, I calculated a +3 to be the best bonus possible, as the chances for a roll are 4, 5, 6, 3, 4 and 5, making overshots and marginal successes less common. A lower or higher bonus will increase the chances of an overshot or a marginal success.))

Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 27, 2014, 01:11:36 am
Procyon: Go and survey the landscape, making a map on my laptop.
I already made a paper map, this is somewhat redundant.

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 27, 2014, 01:24:53 am
Start documenting its features. Both inside and out.
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist: Assist in the pictoral part of the documentation. See if I can learn something scientific.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Lolfail0009 on March 27, 2014, 02:23:13 am
Quote from: IcyTea31 on March 27, 2014, 02:11:29 am
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 27, 2014, 01:11:36 am
Procyon: Go and survey the landscape, making a map on my laptop.
I already made a paper map, this is somewhat redundant.

Oh... Hmm...

New action!
Procyon: "This plane may not last as shelter in a strong wind."

Identify the timber surrounding us and assess its structural capabilities.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 27, 2014, 02:26:02 am
((can we have a list for who is on the expedition and who is at base camp?))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 27, 2014, 02:47:17 am
Sure.

Base camp:
Lolfail
kj1225
Objective
Spinal_Taper
Yoink
mastahcheese
blazing glory
WhitiusOpus
Erils-One arm.

Exploration crew:
GrizzlyAdams
NAV
InsanityIncarnate
Darkpaladin
IcyTea
Leonkr9

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 27, 2014, 01:24:53 am
((As far as I'm concerned, using a d20 is too complicated. Keep the dice rolls simple - either it works or it doesn't.))

((Fine. I'll settle for good quality gear giving +1 bonuses (sometimes at the cost of some -1's)))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 27, 2014, 04:36:15 am
Party members, put bold "adventuring party" at the top of your post. Same goes for base camp, but with "base camp" instead.


PARTY
Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 27, 2014, 01:24:53 am
((As far as I'm concerned, using a d20 is too complicated. Keep the dice rolls simple - either it works or it doesn't.))

Spoiler: Wizard (click to show/hide)

Figure out what killed the bird. Never mind, it was blazing glory.
Start documenting its features. Both inside and out.

What? This is a brand new species! Someone needs to study it.

Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 27, 2014, 01:35:14 am
Impatiently wait while the old man wrangles his compass.
Begin salivating.
Watch'm.
Quote from: IcyTea31 on March 27, 2014, 02:11:29 am
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 26, 2014, 11:59:46 pm
Also, technically anyone with high int, perhaps plus dex, could medic it up. Until our beloved GM says otherwise those MD diplomas are naught but imaginary scraps of decorated paper.))
((The "profession" line is not just for flavour, it may give you pluses or minuses, just like Lucas gets a +1 whenever making art. By the way, due to the decon system, I calculated a +3 to be the best bonus possible, as the chances for a roll are 4, 5, 6, 3, 4 and 5, making overshots and marginal successes less common. A lower or higher bonus will increase the chances of an overshot or a marginal success.))

Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 27, 2014, 01:11:36 am
Procyon: Go and survey the landscape, making a map on my laptop.
I already made a paper map, this is somewhat redundant.

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 27, 2014, 01:24:53 am
Start documenting its features. Both inside and out.
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist: Assist in the pictoral part of the documentation. See if I can learn something scientific.
Quote from: Leonkr9 on March 27, 2014, 01:40:06 am
Thomas Hawke
Pull out my laptop and offer it to the great wizard then find a way to sharpen my baton
((How did none of you see this coming? The bird was covered in bite marks!))
[1]

After the scientist-wizard takes first examination rights, a cat-thing jumps out of nowhere and smashes into GrizzlyAdams! [3+2END] He shrugs off the attack. (I may have made everyone really OP by accident, this experiment is going swimmingly.) It tripods on its tail and rear legs, and slashes its claws at everyone, [4] who just manage to evade the attack.

Combat mode activated.

BASE

Quote from: blazing glory on March 27, 2014, 01:20:13 am
Starn Gundar

Get 6 hours sleep,start running to increase Dexterity.

((if I'm gonna use these gloves then I'll get another Dex penalty,it'll be a good idea to get rid of my currant one first.

By the way Smurf good work on tracking my...argument with the bird.))

[6]

You oversleep. No training is done.

Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 27, 2014, 01:11:36 am
Procyon: Go and survey the landscape, making a map on my laptop.

Yay, architecture skills!

[3+1]PROFESSION

You draw up a map.

((I really, really don't want to draw up a map IRL, but I will if someone rolls a 5 for it.))

Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 27, 2014, 02:23:13 am
Quote from: IcyTea31 on March 27, 2014, 02:11:29 am
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 27, 2014, 01:11:36 am
Procyon: Go and survey the landscape, making a map on my laptop.
I already made a paper map, this is somewhat redundant.

Oh... Hmm...

New action!
Procyon: "This plane may not last as shelter in a strong wind."

Identify the timber surrounding us and assess its structural capabilities.

[6+1]INT

It's decent enough, but cutting down the trees will take a big ass saw.

~
A battle timestop is in effect.
The NPC's are half-finished the fence, and someone has taken a liking to making pikes out of shards of metal and sticks.
~

Base camp:
Lolfail
kj1225
Objective
Spinal_Taper
Yoink
mastahcheese
blazing glory
WhitiusOpus
Erils-One arm.
Two female flight attendants
First aid guy, George
Twelve random girls
Pilot

Exploration crew:
GrizzlyAdams
NAV
InsanityIncarnate
Darkpaladin
IcyTea
Leonkr9

Things you own:
Your inventories (mainly useless crap)
Pile of unsearched bags
Pile of useless plane bits
Fuzzy pink bananas
Airline food
Quarter of a roast giant bird corpse

Places:
Plane crash: Consists of a plane crash (_/) in a clearing. Near a freshwater stream.
Fuzzy Pink Banana trees: a place with fuzzy pink banana trees.
Waterfall: a waterfall. It lets you see across a valley, and there's a big ass thing on the other side.

Important Stuff:
Morale: Decent, considering the situation
Food: 19 turns left (battle timestop in effect)
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Lolfail0009 on March 27, 2014, 04:46:19 am
Procyon, to base camp group: "Do any of you guys know how to make a lumber axe, or a two-man saw?"
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 27, 2014, 04:48:15 am
Starn Gundar

Give up on training Dex,set knuckles aside for anyone who wants them,try to craft a slender blade that should be 1-2 meters long,made to be as light but sturdy as possible.

Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 27, 2014, 04:46:19 am
Procyon, to base camp group: "Do any of you guys know how to make a lumber axe, or a two-man saw?"

I could probably make one but it will be crudely made!
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Leonkr9 on March 27, 2014, 04:53:14 am
Thomas Hawke Adventuring Party
Bash the cats head in with my baton
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 27, 2014, 04:58:56 am
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 27, 2014, 04:46:19 am
Procyon, to base camp group: "Do any of you guys know how to make a lumber axe, or a two-man saw?"

Quote from: blazing glory on March 27, 2014, 04:48:15 am
Starn Gundar

Give up on training Dex,set knuckles aside for anyone who wants them,try to craft a slender blade that should be 1-2 meters long,made to be as light but sturdy as possible.

Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 27, 2014, 04:46:19 am
Procyon, to base camp group: "Do any of you guys know how to make a lumber axe, or a two-man saw?"

I could probably make one but it will be crudely made!

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 27, 2014, 04:36:15 am
Party members, put bold "adventuring party" at the top of your post. Same goes for base camp, but with "base camp" instead.

 >:(

((How are you talking to them? Yelling?))

((You'll need a more advanced toolset to make that. Should I take a character, I shall teach you how to make a forge out of natural supplies. Otherwise, work it out yourself.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Lolfail0009 on March 27, 2014, 05:01:39 am
((I'm at the base camp!!! That's how I'm talking to them!!!))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 27, 2014, 05:03:26 am
Oh. Oops.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 27, 2014, 05:05:05 am
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 27, 2014, 05:03:26 am
Oh. Oops.

THE GM SAID OOPS! HE IS UNWORTHY OF THE GM STICK!!! then go back to making my sword.....
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 27, 2014, 05:18:45 am
Right, the poll is finished. Time to turn up the difficulty to eleven.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 27, 2014, 05:23:11 am
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 27, 2014, 05:18:45 am
Right, the poll is finished. Time to turn up the difficulty to eleven.

Suddenly I get a irrational feeling that something dangerous is coming by,but the feeling fades.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Lolfail0009 on March 27, 2014, 05:24:22 am
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 27, 2014, 05:18:45 am
Right, the poll is finished. Time to turn up the difficulty to eleven.


>SURVIVE
>ADAPT
>EVOLVE
>ENGAGE: HATRED_INSTALL


(https://24.media.tumblr.com/8dfde51ed3b37fc43e6f1cd9afae601a/tumblr_ml9aezXRgq1s2telvo6_250.gif)

(That was purely out of context. Procyon is not a cyborg.)
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 27, 2014, 05:31:55 am
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist, member of the expedition party: Stay behind the more muscular men while trying to calm and tame the cat-thing. "Hey there, kitty. Don't worry, we're not trying to steal your meal. In fact, maybe we can help you get even more food, if you stick with us." If this doesn't work, intimidate the cat-thing as you would a cougar.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: darkpaladin109 on March 27, 2014, 05:55:22 am
Mallone, proffesional bouncer and adventure party member
Punch the cat in the head
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 27, 2014, 06:11:49 am
((You have no idea what you are doing and it is comedy gold))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: kj1225 on March 27, 2014, 06:16:40 am
Quote from: kj1225 on March 26, 2014, 05:32:45 pm
Try and find my way down again.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: NAV on March 27, 2014, 06:33:57 am
Spoiler: Bjorn (click to show/hide)

Adventuring Party

WARRIORS! PROTECT THE WEAK.
Hold me shield in my left hand, and the front of the pike in my right.
FELLOW WARRIOR BARNEY, HELP ME WIELD THIS PIKE.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 27, 2014, 06:55:58 am
Quote from: kj1225 on March 27, 2014, 06:16:40 am
Quote from: kj1225 on March 26, 2014, 05:32:45 pm
Try and find my way down again.

[4]

Back on the ground. Something is approaching the compound...
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Erils on March 27, 2014, 06:57:50 am
"Um just a question, but does anyone have a firearm? It would by nice if a sky-marshal happened to be on our flight."
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: kj1225 on March 27, 2014, 06:59:21 am
Investigate the something.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 27, 2014, 07:04:32 am
Quote from: Erils on March 27, 2014, 06:57:50 am
"Um just a question, but does anyone have a firearm? It would by nice if a sky-marshal happened to be on our flight."

Yeah Malone (otherwise known as darkpaladin) sports a gun with 6 bullets,no extra though.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 27, 2014, 05:11:29 pm
((It has begun...))

BASE

Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 27, 2014, 04:46:19 am
Procyon, to base camp group: "Do any of you guys know how to make a lumber axe, or a two-man saw?"

[2]

No one seems to. Rats.

Quote from: blazing glory on March 27, 2014, 04:48:15 am
Starn Gundar

Give up on training Dex,set knuckles aside for anyone who wants them,try to craft a slender blade that should be 1-2 meters long,made to be as light but sturdy as possible.

Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 27, 2014, 04:46:19 am
Procyon, to base camp group: "Do any of you guys know how to make a lumber axe, or a two-man saw?"

I could probably make one but it will be crudely made!

[1+2]INT, [3-1]DEX

You make a shoddy sword plan which falls apart when you try to make it. You'd probably have more success with a forge.

Quote from: kj1225 on March 27, 2014, 06:59:21 am
Investigate the something.

[1]

It's a giant wombat! Or at least it looks like one. It slams through the barricade, smashes some things, and continues on to the fuzzy pink banana trees. Chaos ensues.

PARTY
Quote from: Leonkr9 on March 27, 2014, 04:53:14 am
Thomas Hawke Adventuring Party
Bash the cats head in with my baton
Quote from: IcyTea31 on March 27, 2014, 05:31:55 am
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist, member of the expedition party: Stay behind the more muscular men while trying to calm and tame the cat-thing. "Hey there, kitty. Don't worry, we're not trying to steal your meal. In fact, maybe we can help you get even more food, if you stick with us." If this doesn't work, intimidate the cat-thing as you would a cougar.
Quote from: darkpaladin109 on March 27, 2014, 05:55:22 am
Mallone, proffesional bouncer and adventure party member
Punch the cat in the head
Quote from: NAV on March 27, 2014, 06:33:57 am
Spoiler: Bjorn (click to show/hide)

Adventuring Party

WARRIORS! PROTECT THE WEAK.
Hold me shield in my left hand, and the front of the pike in my right.
FELLOW WARRIOR BARNEY, HELP ME WIELD THIS PIKE.

The artist tries to calm the men and the kitty, [1+1CHA] but fails dramatically. Malone punches the cat in the head [5+2]STR, and the cat bites his hand, crushing his bones (1+1END). Malone reels in pain. The thief [2] misses the cat. Bjorn readies his pike. The cat slashes at the party [5] and claws Malone further.


Base camp:
Lolfail
kj1225
Objective
Spinal_Taper
Yoink
mastahcheese
blazing glory
WhitiusOpus
Erils-One arm.
Two female flight attendants
First aid guy, George
Twelve random girls
Pilot

Exploration crew:
GrizzlyAdams
NAV
InsanityIncarnate
Darkpaladin-Hand broken, scratch wounds
IcyTea
Leonkr9

Things you own:
Your inventories (mainly useless crap)
Pile of unsearched bags
Pile of useless plane bits
Fuzzy pink bananas
Airline food
Quarter of a roast giant bird corpse

Places:
Plane crash: Consists of a plane crash (_/) in a clearing. Near a freshwater stream.
Fuzzy Pink Banana trees: a place with fuzzy pink banana trees.
Waterfall: a waterfall. It lets you see across a valley, and there's a big ass thing on the other side.

Important Stuff:
Morale: Low after rhino rampage
Food: 19 turns left (battle timestop in effect)
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: kj1225 on March 27, 2014, 05:22:47 pm
FIGHT IT.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 27, 2014, 05:32:35 pm
Get frustrated at my lack of success,start wandering into the woods for some solitude.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: NAV on March 27, 2014, 05:53:52 pm
Spoiler: Bjorn (click to show/hide)

Adventuring Party

BATTLECRY!
Stab it. Keep my shield up.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 27, 2014, 05:58:32 pm
((Er, pikes aren't useless when you're alone because they take two people, they're useless because the pointy bit is at the end and once the thing you want to poke is closer than that...- whereas in a shieldwall, they can't get closer than that.))

IF:
The food stealer wishes to do a DOUBLE-STRENGTH-STAB!
Barney helps drive the pole thing into the kitty's flesh!

IF THERE IS RETCON:
Barney GOES FOR THE THROAT! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv6EZGMlgX0&t=0m31s)
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: NAV on March 27, 2014, 06:19:03 pm
DOUBLE STRENGTH STAB! DRIVE THE PIKE DEEP INTO DEATH-KITTYS FLESH.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 27, 2014, 06:23:43 pm
Quote from: NAV on March 27, 2014, 06:19:03 pm
DOUBLE STRENGTH STAB! DRIVE THE PIKE DEEP INTO DEATH-KITTYS FLESH.

((Hah! I'm useful! you'll be lost without me!))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Lolfail0009 on March 27, 2014, 06:25:28 pm
Procyon: Locate an ideal place for a settlement.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Orange Wizard on March 27, 2014, 09:21:44 pm
Adventuring Party
Spoiler: Wizard (click to show/hide)
Freak out.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 27, 2014, 10:12:19 pm
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist, member of the expedition party: Quickly draw a sketch of the cat, then show it to it. I have no idea what purpose this serves, but I need to try out some combat art.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Spinal_Taper on March 27, 2014, 10:30:13 pm
Wander around the camp, look for someone who looks like they may be wounded. If there is nobody, take a rock, sharpen it, then use it to strip the plane's chairs of cloth.

Base Camp
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 28, 2014, 01:47:17 am
BASE

Quote from: kj1225 on March 27, 2014, 05:22:47 pm
FIGHT IT.

[6+1]STR, [1]END

You punch it in the face. It rams you. PAIN.

((You gon' die without immediate medical attention))

Quote from: blazing glory on March 27, 2014, 05:32:35 pm
Get frustrated at my lack of success,start wandering into the woods for some solitude.

[6]

You run into a guy whose butt is being kicked by a giant wombat.

Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 27, 2014, 06:25:28 pm
Procyon: Locate an ideal place for a settlement.

[1]

With the party still out there, no-one else will come with you for protection, and they rebuild the barricade instead.

Quote from: Spinal_Taper on March 27, 2014, 10:30:13 pm
Wander around the camp, look for someone who looks like they may be wounded. If there is nobody, take a rock, sharpen it, then use it to strip the plane's chairs of cloth.

Base Camp

[5]

Pile of cloth rags: Get.

PARTY

Quote from: NAV on March 27, 2014, 05:53:52 pm
Spoiler: Bjorn (click to show/hide)

Adventuring Party

BATTLECRY!
Stab it. Keep my shield up.
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 27, 2014, 05:58:32 pm
((Er, pikes aren't useless when you're alone because they take two people, they're useless because the pointy bit is at the end and once the thing you want to poke is closer than that...- whereas in a shieldwall, they can't get closer than that.))

IF:
The food stealer wishes to do a DOUBLE-STRENGTH-STAB!
Barney helps drive the pole thing into the kitty's flesh!

IF THERE IS RETCON:
Barney GOES FOR THE THROAT! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv6EZGMlgX0&t=0m31s)
Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 27, 2014, 09:21:44 pm
Adventuring Party
Spoiler: Wizard (click to show/hide)
Freak out.
Quote from: IcyTea31 on March 27, 2014, 10:12:19 pm
Lucas de Carpe, the Aritist, member of the expedition party: Quickly draw a sketch of the cat, then show it to it. I have no idea what purpose this serves, but I need to try out some combat art.

[5]

Cat cops a pike to the face! It's dead, but Wizard is freaking out. Malone's hand and arm are pretty messed up. [4] The cat is sketched into the book. It has a pouch!

Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Orange Wizard on March 28, 2014, 01:57:36 am
Spoiler: Wizard of the Adventuring Party (click to show/hide)

Calm down. Make a mental note about the pouchcat so I can study it later. Keep moving towards the structure.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 28, 2014, 01:58:38 am
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist, member of the expedition party: Search the body, then move on toward the structure.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 28, 2014, 02:02:24 am
Open cranium.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Lolfail0009 on March 28, 2014, 02:03:19 am
Procyon, at base camp: Go for a run around the explored area. No need to waste time moping!
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 28, 2014, 02:04:12 am
Groan,then jump on the back of the giant wombat and start hitting it's head with a rock.

(I really don't have the stats to do anything useful.)
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 28, 2014, 02:11:21 am
(Dear high-int members of AWESOME-PARTY,

Check the pouch.

Sincerely,
Grizzly)
Ah, search body would probably suffice.
Cmoooon 5
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 28, 2014, 02:13:17 am
((No metagaming!))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 28, 2014, 02:23:30 am
((:c))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: NAV on March 28, 2014, 06:16:30 am
Spoiler: Bjorn (click to show/hide)

Adventuring party

Remove the pike from the cat and wipe off the blood.
Then go pillage the structure
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: kj1225 on March 28, 2014, 06:29:29 am
Cauterize the wounds with fire. Then burn it.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Leonkr9 on March 28, 2014, 04:28:54 pm
Thomas Hawke
Adventuring Party
start sharpening my baton and follow Bjorn
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 28, 2014, 05:38:05 pm
PARTY
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: NAV on March 28, 2014, 05:43:30 pm
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 28, 2014, 05:38:05 pm
PARTY
WOO! PARTY!
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 28, 2014, 05:49:46 pm
((My posting is wigging out))

PARTY

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 28, 2014, 01:57:36 am
Spoiler: Wizard of the Adventuring Party (click to show/hide)

Calm down. Make a mental note about the pouchcat so I can study it later. Keep moving towards the structure.
Quote from: IcyTea31 on March 28, 2014, 01:58:38 am
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist, member of the expedition party: Search the body, then move on toward the structure.
Quote from: NAV on March 28, 2014, 06:16:30 am
Spoiler: Bjorn (click to show/hide)

Adventuring party

Remove the pike from the cat and wipe off the blood.
Then go pillage the structure
Quote from: Leonkr9 on March 28, 2014, 04:28:54 pm
Thomas Hawke
Adventuring Party
start sharpening my baton and follow Bjorn

[5]

Malone is cauterised and his arm is slinged. Painful, but at least he isn't bleeding everywhere now. Cat search (5) finds a pouch-cat baby! Cranium opened and brains acquired. After preparing to move out, you proceed towards the structure [4] and finally reach it. It is [2] actually a concrete bunker, and it has a console next to a steel door.

BASE

Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 28, 2014, 02:03:19 am
Procyon, at base camp: Go for a run around the explored area. No need to waste time moping!

Quote from: blazing glory on March 28, 2014, 02:04:12 am
Groan,then jump on the back of the giant wombat and start hitting it's head with a rock.

(I really don't have the stats to do anything useful.)
Quote from: kj1225 on March 28, 2014, 06:29:29 am
Cauterize the wounds with fire. Then burn it.

[1]

Procyon runs into the rhino-sized wombat. In a fit of primal fury, [5] Starn lifts a massive rock into the wombat and sends it running. [2] Kj botches up his cauterisation and burns himself badly. The others pick him up and take him to first aid guy and doctor.

Also, Starn gets a +1 strength for his feat. Winrar!


Some injuries already, but that string of good rolls saved your butts. People are crowding around kj and some others are watching the guys on the other side of the waterfall.

Base camp:
Lolfail
kj1225-fucked up
Objective
Spinal_Taper
Yoink
mastahcheese
blazing glory
WhitiusOpus
Erils-One arm.
Two female flight attendants
First aid guy, George
Twelve random girls
Pilot

Exploration crew:
GrizzlyAdams
NAV
InsanityIncarnate
Darkpaladin-Hand broken, scratch wounds
IcyTea
Leonkr9

Things you own:
Your inventories (mainly useless crap)
Pile of unsearched bags
Pile of useless plane bits
Fuzzy pink bananas
Airline food
Quarter of a roast giant bird corpse
Pouch-cat cub

Places:
Plane crash: Consists of a plane crash (_/) in a clearing. Near a freshwater stream.
Fuzzy Pink Banana trees: a place with fuzzy pink banana trees.
Waterfall: a waterfall. It lets you see across a valley, and there's a big ass thing on the other side.
Bunker: A concrete bunker. Has a console on the outside.

Important Stuff:
Morale: Low after rhino rampage
Food: 18 turns left
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: kj1225 on March 28, 2014, 05:58:14 pm
Be healed.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: darkpaladin109 on March 28, 2014, 06:03:43 pm
Malone, comunist party member
Thank whomever healed me. Tear off the cat's head and give it to Barnabus, then divide the rest of it into equal pieces for everyone else.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 28, 2014, 06:26:27 pm
((I think we'll have to do most of that on the way back. I'm guessing we're putting in actions for what to do at the bunker.))

Barnabus munches his snack along the way. He also sniffs around the cub, but is just following the group and looking at the scenery. Open bird head. Offer some BIRD brains to cub.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: NAV on March 28, 2014, 06:45:05 pm
Spoiler: Bjorn (click to show/hide)
Party member

Take off my helmet and line it with fur, carry the kitten in it.
YOU WILL GOW UP TO BE A FINE WARBEAST.
Wait for someone more intelligent to use the console.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Leonkr9 on March 28, 2014, 06:52:30 pm
Thomas Hawke
Adventure Party
Sit around waiting for someone smarter to open the door sharpen my baton
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 28, 2014, 07:28:47 pm
((pssst, check for open windows/slats/security cameras while you're at it mr. thief!
Also, wouldn't a sharp baton not work, what with being collapsible?))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 28, 2014, 07:35:16 pm
(You lot will have to wait until your wizard does something)

Start trying to make a small dagger,after I (wreck) make it I start running to increase my Dex
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Orange Wizard on March 28, 2014, 08:07:45 pm
Spoiler: Party Wizard (click to show/hide)

Examine the console. What kinds of display, buttons, etc. does it have?
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Lolfail0009 on March 28, 2014, 08:22:49 pm
Procyon, at base camp: Sigh. Attempt to work out where we are by tree species, relative position of sun/moon/stars versus time, ect. on my laptop.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 28, 2014, 08:30:48 pm
New poll added. I kinda want to add a few rule additions to try and nerf the stats a bit, so I'll poll them one by one and see if they get through.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 28, 2014, 09:12:44 pm
((I vote yes so long as we get an extra point or two for distribution. Might as well rebalance all the skills in that case.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Orange Wizard on March 28, 2014, 09:26:08 pm
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 28, 2014, 09:12:44 pm
((I vote yes so long as we get an extra point or two for distribution. Might as well rebalance all the skills in that case.))
+1
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 28, 2014, 09:52:18 pm
I'm against it,I don't need another stat penalty.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 28, 2014, 11:21:38 pm
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist, member of the expedition party: Ponder what could be an aesthetic order to push the buttons. "Whoever lives or lived here, probably set the code to something easy to press in succession."
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Spinal_Taper on March 29, 2014, 02:27:38 am
Pile the cloth scraps somewhere, use them to enhance sleeping place, make it soft. And nice. Let others use them.

BASE CAMP
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 29, 2014, 03:52:06 am
BASE

Quote from: kj1225 on March 28, 2014, 05:58:14 pm
Be healed.
Quote from: blazing glory on March 28, 2014, 07:35:16 pm
(You lot will have to wait until your wizard does something)

Start trying to make a small dagger,after I (wreck) make it I start running to increase my Dex
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 28, 2014, 08:22:49 pm
Procyon, at base camp: Sigh. Attempt to work out where we are by tree species, relative position of sun/moon/stars versus time, ect. on my laptop.
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on March 29, 2014, 02:27:38 am
Pile the cloth scraps somewhere, use them to enhance sleeping place, make it soft. And nice. Let others use them.

BASE CAMP

[1+2]INT [2-1]DEX
blazing glory attempts to make another shiv and mangles the metal. +0.1 to dexterity.

[3]END
The wounds on kj are lightly infected. It could get worse, though.

[5]

Amazing communal cloth bed created. Winrar.

[2]

These trees are completely unregistered on Encarta. Then again, nearly everything isn't on Encarta. It's like Encarta is Wikipedia for schmucks.

PARTY

Quote from: darkpaladin109 on March 28, 2014, 06:03:43 pm
Malone, comunist party member
Thank whomever healed me. Tear off the cat's head and give it to Barnabus, then divide the rest of it into equal pieces for everyone else.

((Retcon, retcon doody doody do))
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 28, 2014, 06:26:27 pm
((I think we'll have to do most of that on the way back. I'm guessing we're putting in actions for what to do at the bunker.))

Barnabus munches his snack along the way. He also sniffs around the cub, but is just following the group and looking at the scenery. Open bird head. Offer some BIRD brains to cub.
Quote from: NAV on March 28, 2014, 06:45:05 pm
Spoiler: Bjorn (click to show/hide)
Party member

Take off my helmet and line it with fur, carry the kitten in it.
YOU WILL GOW UP TO BE A FINE WARBEAST.
Wait for someone more intelligent to use the console.
Quote from: Leonkr9 on March 28, 2014, 06:52:30 pm
Thomas Hawke
Adventure Party
Sit around waiting for someone smarter to open the door sharpen my baton
Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 28, 2014, 08:07:45 pm
Spoiler: Party Wizard (click to show/hide)

Examine the console. What kinds of display, buttons, etc. does it have?
Quote from: IcyTea31 on March 28, 2014, 11:21:38 pm
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist, member of the expedition party: Ponder what could be an aesthetic order to push the buttons. "Whoever lives or lived here, probably set the code to something easy to press in succession."

The kitty is bedded and given brains. Everyone crowds around the console while the Wizard examines it. [2+3] It's a conventional keyboard connected to a monitor, which sorta looks like the original Apple computers. [6] Then the cat jumps out of the hat and onto the keyboard. This seems to open the door, and a robot with a machine gun rolls out[1].

Connection to network: failed. Connection to mainframe: failed. Year: Unregistered in database. Worse case scenario assumed. Initialising emergency sterilisation protocol.

The robot takes a pot shot at the group [4] and just misses. It's fightin' time! Or maybe running time, because this thing has guns.


The appearance of the robot is freaking people out, but construction of little huts near the plane wreck is going smoothly.

Base camp:
Lolfail
kj1225- low level infected wounds
Objective
Spinal_Taper
Yoink
mastahcheese
blazing glory
WhitiusOpus
Erils-One arm.
Two female flight attendants
First aid guy, George
Twelve random girls
Pilot

Exploration crew:
GrizzlyAdams
NAV
InsanityIncarnate
Darkpaladin-Hand broken, scratch wounds
IcyTea
Leonkr9

Things you own:
Your inventories (mainly useless crap)
Pile of unsearched bags
Pile of useless plane bits
Fuzzy pink bananas
Airline food
Quarter of a roast giant bird corpse
Pouch-cat cub

Places:
Plane crash: Consists of a plane crash (_/) in a clearing. Near a freshwater stream.
Fuzzy Pink Banana trees: a place with fuzzy pink banana trees.
Waterfall: a waterfall. It lets you see across a valley, and there's a big ass thing on the other side.
Bunker: A concrete bunker. Has a console on the outside. Contains at least one angry robot.

Important Stuff:
Morale: Medium after recuperation
Food: 17 turns left
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Lolfail0009 on March 29, 2014, 04:02:11 am
Procyon, at base camp: Perform much crude, sober science on the trees to determine their properties. "This could be great news for the construction industry!"
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 29, 2014, 04:04:58 am
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist, member of the expedition party: Scream "THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE!" right into the robot's microphone.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 29, 2014, 04:09:07 am
Get some sleep,start heading into the wilderness,looking for solitude for 1 or 2 days.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 29, 2014, 04:31:57 am
Barnabus focuses on saving the kitten!
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: darkpaladin109 on March 29, 2014, 06:57:45 am
Shoot robot with my revolver.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Orange Wizard on March 29, 2014, 07:54:43 am
Spoiler: Party Wizard (click to show/hide)

Hide behind someone bigger than me.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 29, 2014, 07:58:11 am
Quote from: blazing glory on March 29, 2014, 04:09:07 am
Get some sleep,start heading into the wilderness,looking for solitude for 1 or 2 days.

((This is not the best thing to do while you're stranded in a jungle filled with at least 3 things that can kill you.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: kj1225 on March 29, 2014, 08:14:51 am
Wait for death or... anything that I can actually do.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: NAV on March 29, 2014, 11:02:03 am
Spoiler: Bjorn (click to show/hide)
Party

IT HAS A BOOMSTICK!
Eat a berserking shroom. Hit it with my concussing stick.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 29, 2014, 12:40:12 pm
How uh...how long do those shrooms last?
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: NAV on March 29, 2014, 12:46:43 pm
That's up to the GM.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 29, 2014, 04:03:13 pm
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 29, 2014, 07:58:11 am
Quote from: blazing glory on March 29, 2014, 04:09:07 am
Get some sleep,start heading into the wilderness,looking for solitude for 1 or 2 days.

((This is not the best thing to do while you're stranded in a jungle filled with at least 3 things that can kill you.))

What? you expect me to say:Head to the nearest bar and look for adventuring hooks?
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 29, 2014, 05:10:46 pm
BASE

Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 29, 2014, 04:02:11 am
Procyon, at base camp: Perform much crude, sober science on the trees to determine their properties. "This could be great news for the construction industry!"

[3+1]INT

It's alright for building, plus it shits out sap like a pine tree.

Quote from: blazing glory on March 29, 2014, 04:09:07 am
Get some sleep,start heading into the wilderness,looking for solitude for 1 or 2 days.

[2]

You leave, and are immediately attacked by a terrorbird.

Quote from: kj1225 on March 29, 2014, 08:14:51 am
Wait for death or... anything that I can actually do.

[5]

You help gather pink fuzzy bananas. It helps increase your popularity with the group. +0.2 to CHA.

PARTY

Quote from: IcyTea31 on March 29, 2014, 04:04:58 am
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist, member of the expedition party: Scream "THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE!" right into the robot's microphone.
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 29, 2014, 04:31:57 am
Barnabus focuses on saving the kitten!
Quote from: darkpaladin109 on March 29, 2014, 06:57:45 am
Shoot robot with my revolver.
Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 29, 2014, 07:54:43 am
Spoiler: Party Wizard (click to show/hide)

Hide behind someone bigger than me.
Quote from: NAV on March 29, 2014, 11:02:03 am
Spoiler: Bjorn (click to show/hide)
Party

IT HAS A BOOMSTICK!
Eat a berserking shroom. Hit it with my concussing stick.

The artist yells at the robot [1+2]CHA and it is dazed temporarily. Rechecking network connections... Barnabus takes the opportunity to leap-grab the kitty [5-1]DEX and does so. The bouncer shoots at the robot [3-1]DEX and misses completely. Bjorn goes crazy [4] and beats the robot off the side of the cliff into the valley, shortly followed by a loud crunching sound.

Base camp:
Lolfail
kj1225- low level infected wounds
Objective
Spinal_Taper
Yoink
mastahcheese
blazing glory
WhitiusOpus
Erils-One arm.
Two female flight attendants
First aid guy, George
Twelve random girls
Pilot

Exploration crew:
GrizzlyAdams
NAV
InsanityIncarnate
Darkpaladin-Hand broken, scratch wounds
IcyTea
Leonkr9

Things you own:
Your inventories (mainly useless crap)
Pile of unsearched bags
Pile of useless plane bits
Fuzzy pink bananas
Airline food
Pouch-cat cub

Places:
Plane crash: Consists of a plane crash (_/) in a clearing. Near a freshwater stream.
Fuzzy Pink Banana trees: a place with fuzzy pink banana trees.
Waterfall: a waterfall. It lets you see across a valley, and there's a big ass thing on the other side.
Bunker: A concrete bunker. Has a console on the outside. Contains at least one angry robot.

Important Stuff:
Morale: Medium after recuperation
Food: 17 turns left (battle)
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: kj1225 on March 29, 2014, 05:12:42 pm
Train people in martial arts.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 29, 2014, 05:23:56 pm
Barney continues protecting the pouch-kitten,(put (her?) in the helmet if not already), but otherwise follows everybody.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Leonkr9 on March 29, 2014, 05:35:02 pm
Thomas Hawke
Adventuring party
Walk through the doorway being careful of any more deathbots
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: NAV on March 29, 2014, 06:42:31 pm
Spoiler: Bjorn (click to show/hide)
Adventuring Party

What exactly is the effect of the berserking shroom? does it increase my strength or endurance or anything? How long will it last? And how many do I have?

Charge into the facility. Viking pillage rape kill destroy loot burn everything.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 29, 2014, 06:58:05 pm
Quote from: NAV on March 29, 2014, 06:42:31 pm
Spoiler: Bjorn (click to show/hide)
Party

What exactly is the effect of the berserking shroom? does it increase my strength or endurance or anything? How long will it last? And how many do I have?

Charge into the facility. Viking pillage rape kill destroy loot burn everything.

((Increased strength, agility and dexterity at the cost of intelligence and charisma. You basically turn into a gorilla.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: darkpaladin109 on March 29, 2014, 07:00:36 pm
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 29, 2014, 06:58:05 pm
((Increased strength, agility and dexterity at the cost of intelligence and charisma. You basically turn into a gorilla.))
((Or the Incredible Hulk))
Mallone, Advenutering party
Holster my gun and go through the door.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 29, 2014, 08:00:30 pm
((We may want the high dex/end party members to go first...
Dex moreso.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 29, 2014, 08:11:16 pm
Dodge the bird's initial attack and punch it in the head.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Lolfail0009 on March 29, 2014, 08:12:57 pm
Procyon, at base camp: Be trained by kj's character.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 29, 2014, 10:40:45 pm
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist, member of the expedition party: Enter the building, staying in the middle of the group. See if a light source is required. ((I wouldn't want to metagame, but we seem to still be in battle mode...))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: NAV on March 29, 2014, 10:48:40 pm
((I think that's cause someone at camp is fighting another terrorbird.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 29, 2014, 11:01:07 pm
Quote from: NAV on March 29, 2014, 10:48:40 pm
((I think that's cause someone at camp is fighting another terrorbird.))

Not really AT camp because I wandered off but close enough.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 30, 2014, 02:06:28 am
Quote from: kj1225 on March 29, 2014, 05:12:42 pm
Train people in martial arts.

[3]

*TRAINING MONTAGE ENSUES

They learn very little, but its better than nothing.

Quote from: blazing glory on March 29, 2014, 08:11:16 pm
Dodge the bird's initial attack and punch it in the head.

[1]STR (shoulda legged it)

The bird bites your hand. PAIN

Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 29, 2014, 08:12:57 pm
Procyon, at base camp: Be trained by kj's character.

[3+1]

You learn some basics. Winrar.

PARTY

Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 29, 2014, 05:23:56 pm
Barney continues protecting the pouch-kitten,(put (her?) in the helmet if not already), but otherwise follows everybody.
Quote from: Leonkr9 on March 29, 2014, 05:35:02 pm
Thomas Hawke
Adventuring party
Walk through the doorway being careful of any more deathbots
Quote from: NAV on March 29, 2014, 06:42:31 pm
Spoiler: Bjorn (click to show/hide)
Adventuring Party

What exactly is the effect of the berserking shroom? does it increase my strength or endurance or anything? How long will it last? And how many do I have?

Charge into the facility. Viking pillage rape kill destroy loot burn everything.
Quote from: darkpaladin109 on March 29, 2014, 07:00:36 pm
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 29, 2014, 06:58:05 pm
((Increased strength, agility and dexterity at the cost of intelligence and charisma. You basically turn into a gorilla.))
((Or the Incredible Hulk))
Mallone, Advenutering party
Holster my gun and go through the door.
Quote from: IcyTea31 on March 29, 2014, 10:40:45 pm
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist, member of the expedition party: Enter the building, staying in the middle of the group. See if a light source is required. ((I wouldn't want to metagame, but we seem to still be in battle mode...))

Automatic lights turn on. Ooh, fancy. There's a few steel crates over in the corner, a stair shaft leading down and what appears to be a tube about a metre across sticking out of the wall. [5] No deathbots, at least yet. You all proceed to move down the stairs (it takes forever) and end up in front of another steel door. [6] ((Dammit random.org)) It opens with very little effort required, revealing another deathbot. [1] Ninety-one subservers and the mainframe are now reactivated. Mainframe is sending reinforcements to both substations under attack by human dissidents. Termination protocols initiated. Oh balls.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 30, 2014, 02:19:20 am
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist, member of the expedition party: Fast-talk the robots: "No, we are not human dissidents! We are, in fact, deathbots just like you! Beep, beep, boop." (Do the Robot) "Destroying us would prevent us from protecting the complex, compromising it to the ACTUAL human dissidents! Go look for them back there, we'll go up those stairs and see if they're at the entrance." If this fails, scream "THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE!", leggit, grabbing one of the steel crates with me.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 30, 2014, 02:53:26 am
Fight through the pain and move behind it grab it's head and snap it's neck!
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Lolfail0009 on March 30, 2014, 02:58:34 am
Procyon, at base camp: "The others'll probably be back soon." Sleep.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 30, 2014, 03:07:19 am
Barney valiantly attempts to impersonate a robot, but is outside of his comfort zone and doesn't hesitate to make like sir robin.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 30, 2014, 03:10:16 am
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 30, 2014, 03:07:19 am
Barney is outside of his comfort zone and makes like sir robin.

Brave Sir robin Brave Sir robin.......             Your not the only one who saw monty python and the holy grail.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Orange Wizard on March 30, 2014, 03:12:05 am
Spoiler: Party Wizard (click to show/hide)

((Both substations!? The balls?))

Catch on to Lucas' idea.
"Uh, yes, we are in fact the reinforcements! You should allow us access to the computers here."

Perform an unconvincing robot impression.

Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 30, 2014, 03:07:19 am
Barney is outside of his comfort zone and makes like sir robin.
((Curse ye, bravely running away.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 30, 2014, 03:14:56 am
Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 30, 2014, 03:12:05 am

Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 30, 2014, 03:07:19 am
Barney is outside of his comfort zone and makes like sir robin.
((Curse ye, bravely running away.))

That's pretty much a good way to put it.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: NAV on March 30, 2014, 07:00:51 am
Spoiler: Bjorn (click to show/hide)
Adventuring party

Methinks another robot needs a good smacking.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: kj1225 on March 30, 2014, 08:54:45 am
Cook food. I guess.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 30, 2014, 11:10:10 am
Action edited for more comedy.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on March 30, 2014, 03:31:48 pm
BASE

Quote from: blazing glory on March 30, 2014, 02:53:26 am
Fight through the pain and move behind it grab it's head and snap it's neck!

[6]

You snap its neck. This completely fucks your hand.

Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 30, 2014, 02:58:34 am
Procyon, at base camp: "The others'll probably be back soon." Sleep.

[5]

Nap time.

Quote from: kj1225 on March 30, 2014, 08:54:45 am
Cook food. I guess.

[2]

Unless you plan on cooking fuzzy bananas, there's nothing to cook.

PARTY

Quote from: IcyTea31 on March 30, 2014, 02:19:20 am
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist, member of the expedition party: Fast-talk the robots: "No, we are not human dissidents! We are, in fact, deathbots just like you! Beep, beep, boop." (Do the Robot) "Destroying us would prevent us from protecting the complex, compromising it to the ACTUAL human dissidents! Go look for them back there, we'll go up those stairs and see if they're at the entrance." If this fails, scream "THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE!", leggit, grabbing one of the steel crates with me.
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 30, 2014, 03:07:19 am
Barney valiantly attempts to impersonate a robot, but is outside of his comfort zone and doesn't hesitate to make like sir robin.
Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 30, 2014, 03:12:05 am
Spoiler: Party Wizard (click to show/hide)

((Both substations!? The balls?))

Catch on to Lucas' idea.
"Uh, yes, we are in fact the reinforcements! You should allow us access to the computers here."

Perform an unconvincing robot impression.

Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 30, 2014, 03:07:19 am
Barney is outside of his comfort zone and makes like sir robin.
((Curse ye, bravely running away.))
Quote from: NAV on March 30, 2014, 07:00:51 am
Spoiler: Bjorn (click to show/hide)
Adventuring party

Methinks another robot needs a good smacking.

[3] It appears substation 78 dissidents have mental disorders. Halving the required reinforcements. Barney legs it back up the stairs yelling "RUN AWAY!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FPELc1wEvk). Then Bjorn [6+3]STR clubs the bot, sending it flying back into a wall.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: kj1225 on March 30, 2014, 03:38:20 pm
Chat up people.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on March 30, 2014, 03:43:43 pm
Try to make a bandage out of something nearby.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 30, 2014, 03:45:30 pm
Barney decides to just stand watch outside for now.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: NAV on March 30, 2014, 06:19:48 pm
Spoiler: Bjorn (click to show/hide)
Adventuring Party

I WILL KILL YOU ALL. FOR THOR!
Chase after those 3 robots that just ran away. Shield bash them.

((Bjorn currently has -2 intelligence, and he is fighting robots in a berserker rage. It might not have been the best idea to pretend to be robots.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Orange Wizard on March 30, 2014, 07:39:50 pm
Spoiler: Party Wizard (click to show/hide)

Slap some sense into the raging barbarian.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 30, 2014, 09:25:06 pm
UNFORESEEN CONSEQUENCES!
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Orange Wizard on April 01, 2014, 03:07:40 pm
Bump?
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Spinal_Taper on April 01, 2014, 05:14:30 pm
Quote from: kj1225 on March 30, 2014, 03:38:20 pm
Chat up people.
Notice infection. Clear it up.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 01, 2014, 05:19:22 pm
I forgots about it  :o.

BASE

Quote from: kj1225 on March 30, 2014, 03:38:20 pm
Chat up people.

[2]

Social awkwardness, woo

Quote from: blazing glory on March 30, 2014, 03:43:43 pm
Try to make a bandage out of something nearby.

[6]

Hello mr palm leaf, you're a bandage now. Except the palm leaf is burning your wounds. Ah.

Quote from: Spinal_Taper on April 01, 2014, 05:14:30 pm
Quote from: kj1225 on March 30, 2014, 03:38:20 pm
Chat up people.
Notice infection. Clear it up.

[5]

Much better.

PARTY

Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 30, 2014, 03:45:30 pm
Barney decides to just stand watch outside for now.
Quote from: NAV on March 30, 2014, 06:19:48 pm
Spoiler: Bjorn (click to show/hide)
Adventuring Party

I WILL KILL YOU ALL. FOR THOR!
Chase after those 3 robots that just ran away. Shield bash them.

((Bjorn currently has -2 intelligence, and he is fighting robots in a berserker rage. It might not have been the best idea to pretend to be robots.))
Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 30, 2014, 07:39:50 pm
Spoiler: Party Wizard (click to show/hide)

Slap some sense into the raging barbarian.

[4] Barney chills outside. [6+3]STR Bjorn goes batshit crazy and smacks the hell out of [1-2]INT the wall. Wizard [6-1]STR gets a perfect slap on him, waking him from his trance. [2] Reinforcements have arrived. All dissidents, please remain still while you are terminated.

Base camp:
Lolfail
kj1225
Objective
Spinal_Taper
Yoink
mastahcheese
blazing glory-messed up by terrorbird
WhitiusOpus
Erils-One arm.
Two female flight attendants
First aid guy, George
Twelve random girls
Pilot

Exploration crew:
GrizzlyAdams
NAV
InsanityIncarnate
Darkpaladin-Hand broken, scratch wounds
IcyTea
Leonkr9

Things you own:
Your inventories (mainly useless crap)
Pile of unsearched bags
Pile of useless plane bits
Fuzzy pink bananas
Airline food
Pouch-cat cub

Places:
Plane crash: Consists of a plane crash (_/) in a clearing. Near a freshwater stream.
Fuzzy Pink Banana trees: a place with fuzzy pink banana trees.
Waterfall: a waterfall. It lets you see across a valley, and there's a big ass thing on the other side.
Bunker: A concrete bunker. Has a console on the outside. Contains at least one angry robot.

Important Stuff:
Morale: Medium after recuperation
Food: 16 turns left
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Orange Wizard on April 01, 2014, 06:29:51 pm
Spoiler: Party Wizard (click to show/hide)

Wow. I actually managed to slap sense into a raging barbarian.

Hide behind the robot.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: kj1225 on April 01, 2014, 06:37:29 pm
Continue chatting
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: NAV on April 01, 2014, 06:41:07 pm
Spoiler: Bjorn (click to show/hide)
Exploring Party.

I WILL REMAIN STILL FOR YOU. STILL ALIVE!

Check how many mushrooms I have left.
Wear my shield on my back, wield my club in both hands.
Smack one robot into another robot to destroy them both.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on April 01, 2014, 07:18:45 pm
Continue keeping watch &/or playing with pouch-kitten.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Lolfail0009 on April 01, 2014, 07:41:16 pm
Procyon, at base camp: Talk to other survivors. Learn about them.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on April 01, 2014, 09:42:32 pm
Gah! put my hand in some water and leave it for later,look at my sorroundings.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 01, 2014, 10:53:19 pm
((Souldn't I have got the Charisma bonus to the dancing and voice manipulation necessary?))

Jump behind cover. See if there's anything to throw around.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 02, 2014, 06:28:49 pm
PARTY

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on April 01, 2014, 06:29:51 pm
Spoiler: Party Wizard (click to show/hide)

Wow. I actually managed to slap sense into a raging barbarian.

Hide behind the robot.

[2-1]END

The robot isn't too pleased with your appearance and bats you with the machine gun.

Quote from: NAV on April 01, 2014, 06:41:07 pm
Spoiler: Bjorn (click to show/hide)
Exploring Party.

I WILL REMAIN STILL FOR YOU. STILL ALIVE!

Check how many mushrooms I have left.
Wear my shield on my back, wield my club in both hands.
Smack one robot into another robot to destroy them both.

[6+2]STR

Boom, baby! You smack up all the robots, with some close calls. You find where they are coming from and clog it with robot bits. Victory, by the skin of your rectums.

2 mushrooms left.

Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on April 01, 2014, 07:18:45 pm
Continue keeping watch &/or playing with pouch-kitten.

[3]

Hello, pouch cat!

No pouch cat, don't run down the stairs!

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 01, 2014, 10:53:19 pm
((Souldn't I have got the Charisma bonus to the dancing and voice manipulation necessary?))

Jump behind cover. See if there's anything to throw around.

((Robots don't tend to have feelings))

[2] No throwable things. Bjorn has already cleaned it up.

BASE

Quote from: kj1225 on April 01, 2014, 06:37:29 pm
Continue chatting

[1]

More awkwardness. You've also made a grudge, lovely.

Quote from: Lolfail0009 on April 01, 2014, 07:41:16 pm
Procyon, at base camp: Talk to other survivors. Learn about them.

[5]

Most of them where returning home from vacation. Morale is pretty thin at the moment, with food depleting and no signs of rescue coming. +0.2 to Cha!

Quote from: blazing glory on April 01, 2014, 09:42:32 pm
Gah! put my hand in some water and leave it for later,look at my sorroundings.

[6]

More pain, woot. You're at the bottom of the waterfall. There's a terror bird corpse next to you.


Base camp:
Lolfail
kj1225
Objective
Spinal_Taper
Yoink
mastahcheese
blazing glory-messed up by terrorbird
WhitiusOpus
Erils-One arm.
Two female flight attendants
First aid guy, George
Twelve random girls
Pilot

Exploration crew:
GrizzlyAdams
NAV
InsanityIncarnate-Unconscious
Darkpaladin-Hand broken, scratch wounds
IcyTea
Leonkr9

Things you own:
Your inventories (mainly useless crap)
Pile of unsearched bags
Pile of useless plane bits
Fuzzy pink bananas
Airline food
Pouch-cat cub

Places:
Plane crash: Consists of a plane crash (_/) in a clearing. Near a freshwater stream.
Fuzzy Pink Banana trees: a place with fuzzy pink banana trees.
Waterfall: a waterfall. It lets you see across a valley, and there's a big ass thing on the other side.
Bunker: A concrete bunker. Has a console on the outside. Contains at least one angry robot.

Important Stuff:
Morale: Medium after recuperation
Food: 15 turns left
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on April 02, 2014, 06:50:22 pm
Barney:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: kj1225 on April 02, 2014, 06:51:06 pm
Be useful.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Lolfail0009 on April 02, 2014, 07:01:03 pm
Quote from: kj1225 on April 02, 2014, 06:51:06 pm
Be useful.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 02, 2014, 07:39:05 pm
Look around as the more combat-oriented men fight. Do throw the occasional inspiring comment, but stay out of the line of fire.
Apparently, we already beat the robots. Hm.

Sketch one of the less-wrecked robots, then explore, very carefully.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on April 02, 2014, 07:50:49 pm
Get a +0.1 to my endurance for not passing out from pain so far,see if there's any fish in the lake.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: NAV on April 02, 2014, 09:29:00 pm
((Possibly level up from defeating a small army of robots armed with machine guns?))

Pillage any machine guns I can find.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Spinal_Taper on April 03, 2014, 12:45:03 am
Try and be helpful, do doctor things. Diagnose, treat, whatever.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Orange Wizard on April 03, 2014, 01:35:35 am
Examine robot bits. See what I can make from them.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 03, 2014, 07:41:15 am
I must murder all of my assignments, so sorta sporadic updates for a day or two.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on April 07, 2014, 03:16:21 pm
bump
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on April 07, 2014, 08:35:27 pm
So sporadic means none nowadays?
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 08, 2014, 04:32:35 am
Quote from: blazing glory on April 07, 2014, 08:35:27 pm
So sporadic means none nowadays?

B-but vidya and anime!
Fine. No more Infinite Stratos left anyhow (for probably two years, whyyy.)
Will update way more often if you can direct me to some good manga/anime I haven't already watched/read/harvested. (bonus to you if it has a clueless chick magnet)

PARTY
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on April 02, 2014, 06:50:22 pm
Barney:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[6]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

The kitty keeps running!

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 02, 2014, 07:39:05 pm
Look around as the more combat-oriented men fight. Do throw the occasional inspiring comment, but stay out of the line of fire.
Apparently, we already beat the robots. Hm.

Sketch one of the less-wrecked robots, then explore, very carefully.

[5]

Robot sketch! You find tons of crates filled with useful shit.

Quote from: NAV on April 02, 2014, 09:29:00 pm
((Possibly level up from defeating a small army of robots armed with machine guns?))

Pillage any machine guns I can find.

[1]

They're all smashed. Poop.

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on April 03, 2014, 01:35:35 am
Examine robot bits. See what I can make from them.

[3]

Um, metal things? They aren't that big, only a metre tall, and their frame is sorta wirey, making them effectively glass cannons.

BASE
Quote from: kj1225 on April 02, 2014, 06:51:06 pm
Be useful.

[5]

Hut building, woo.

Quote from: blazing glory on April 02, 2014, 07:50:49 pm
Get a +0.1 to my endurance for not passing out from pain so far,see if there's any fish in the lake.

[2]

No skill gains for you, and no fish either.

Quote from: Spinal_Taper on April 03, 2014, 12:45:03 am
Try and be helpful, do doctor things. Diagnose, treat, whatever.

[4]

Doctoring ensues.


After the search crew returns, there will be a timeskip.

Base camp:
Lolfail
kj1225
Objective
Spinal_Taper
Yoink
mastahcheese
blazing glory-injured
WhitiusOpus
Erils-One arm.
Two female flight attendants
First aid guy, George
Twelve random girls
Pilot

Exploration crew:
GrizzlyAdams
NAV
InsanityIncarnate
Darkpaladin-Hand broken, scratch wounds
IcyTea
Leonkr9

Things you own:
Your inventories (mainly useless crap)
Pile of unsearched bags
Pile of useless plane bits
Fuzzy pink bananas
Airline food
Pouch-cat cub

Places:
Plane crash: Consists of a plane crash (_/) in a clearing. Near a freshwater stream.
Fuzzy Pink Banana trees: a place with fuzzy pink banana trees.
Waterfall: a waterfall. It lets you see across a valley, and there's a big ass thing on the other side.
Bunker: A concrete bunker. Has a console on the outside. Contains at least one angry robot.

Important Stuff:
Morale: Low
Food: 14 turns left
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Lolfail0009 on April 08, 2014, 05:05:30 am
Procyon, at base camp: Boost morale.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 08, 2014, 05:07:56 am
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist, member of the expedition team: Grab some of the crates. See if there's anything else interesting anywhere. "Hey, would someone help me with carrying all these crates?"
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on April 08, 2014, 05:11:16 am
Pass out.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 08, 2014, 05:17:46 am
Lookit that new poll. Look at it.

Also, no new stat, because it would take forever to integrate.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on April 08, 2014, 05:18:16 am
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 08, 2014, 04:32:35 am
B-but vidya and anime!
Fine. No more Infinite Stratos left anyhow (for probably two years, whyyy.)
Will update way more often if you can direct me to some good manga/anime I haven't already watched/read/harvested. (bonus to you if it has a clueless chick magnet)

Somehow I doubt that.




Barney:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on April 08, 2014, 05:24:44 am
((What's the timeskip?))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: Orange Wizard on April 08, 2014, 05:47:41 am
Quote from: blazing glory on April 08, 2014, 05:24:44 am
((What's the timeskip?))
((It means we skip the boring stuff being attacked by weak-ass robots so that OP can murder us with something more dangerous))

As to my action, Inventory the bunker. Draw up a map of it and take notes of everything within it.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 08, 2014, 05:52:39 am
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on April 08, 2014, 05:18:16 am
Somehow I doubt that.
Barney:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I will, swearsies!

Also, who's that person in the .gif?
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: kj1225 on April 08, 2014, 05:58:19 am
Continue building.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: NAV on April 08, 2014, 07:19:45 am
Bring the pouch-cat carcass and the terrorbird carcass back to base, for food.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 08, 2014, 07:59:38 pm
Activating lazyGM.exe

((So many movies, so many manga, so many games. SQUEE))

Timeskip time! One week selected!

The party returns to base. [5] They are loaded with crates full of weapons, armor, medical supplies, and some canned food, plus plenty of animal meat! (40+ turns of food, yay). Blazingglory is recovered, the team is patched up, and morale is a bit higher, with access to weapons, medicine and additional supplies guaranteeing safety from big monsters, at least for now. Accommodations are built, parties are coming the area for food sources, and everyone is happy.

[4]Several days later, a flying craft swoops over the crash site. It is attempting to find a place to land near the bunker. People are excited.


Base camp:
Lolfail
kj1225
Objective
Spinal_Taper
Yoink
mastahcheese
blazing glory
WhitiusOpus
Erils-One arm.
Two female flight attendants
First aid guy, George
Twelve random girls
Pilot

Exploration crew:
GrizzlyAdams
NAV
InsanityIncarnate
Darkpaladin-broken hand, casted
IcyTea
Leonkr9

Things you own:
Your inventories (mainly useless crap)
Pile of unsearched bags
Pile of useless plane bits
Fuzzy pink bananas
Airline food
Pouch-cat cub
10 x Military assault rifles, 180 clips of ammunition.
3 x experimental ceramic armor sets
Medical supplies

Places:
Plane crash: Consists of a plane crash (_/) in a clearing. Near a freshwater stream.
Fuzzy Pink Banana trees: a place with fuzzy pink banana trees.
Waterfall: a waterfall. It lets you see across a valley, and there's a big ass thing on the other side.
Bunker: A concrete bunker. Has a console on the outside. Contains at least one angry robot.

Important Stuff:
Morale: High
Food: 54 turns left
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: blazing glory on April 08, 2014, 08:13:38 pm
Starn Gundar

Get a gun and 4 clips of ammo,try to create a bayonet and mount it on the gun,examine the ceramic armor and try to recreate it.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: kj1225 on April 08, 2014, 08:34:45 pm
Kyle tries chatting women up.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: NAV on April 08, 2014, 09:29:49 pm
Give Malone's knuckle duster back, leave the pike at camp for anyone to use.
Reinforce my club with scrap metal from the plane. Get a rifleboomstick with a bayonet. Wear some of that fancy ceramic armour over my chainmail, if I can.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 08, 2014, 11:08:29 pm
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist: Signal the craft with something and point out a suitable clearing nearby. Once they've landed, greet whoever is in the craft. Even if this is an alien abduction scheme instead of a rescue, I have nothing better to do, so...
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on April 09, 2014, 01:23:02 am
Barnabus growl-screeches at the newcomers as they fly overhead. This is likely trouble.

Locate pouch-cat and see how far it's grown.


-nedit
Joe adams

-editedit
Also,
Roll for grabby-weapons, either for my hands or my jaw.
3:
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4:
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5:
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Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: Lolfail0009 on April 09, 2014, 03:02:50 am
Watch the aircraft, try to discern its origin and/or purpose.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: blazing glory on April 09, 2014, 04:48:36 am
((For some reason I think this aircraft is trouble,so I think we better fortify our location or something.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 10, 2014, 05:15:33 am
Quote from: blazing glory on April 08, 2014, 08:13:38 pm
Starn Gundar

Get a gun and 4 clips of ammo,try to create a bayonet and mount it on the gun,examine the ceramic armor and try to recreate it.

[2]

No ceramic plate, no bayonet and no gun because everyone grabs one before you.

Quote from: kj1225 on April 08, 2014, 08:34:45 pm
Kyle tries chatting women up.

[6]

You've attracted a yandere. Party. (sweet, unless you look at another girl, in which case either you get bashed, or she dies)

Quote from: NAV on April 08, 2014, 09:29:49 pm
Give Malone's knuckle duster back, leave the pike at camp for anyone to use.
Reinforce my club with scrap metal from the plane. Get a rifleboomstick with a bayonet. Wear some of that fancy ceramic armour over my chainmail, if I can.

[5]

Fully armed! You tie the shiv to the boomstick, and you're wearing ceramic plate! Winrar!

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 08, 2014, 11:08:29 pm
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist: Signal the craft with something and point out a suitable clearing nearby. Once they've landed, greet whoever is in the craft. Even if this is an alien abduction scheme instead of a rescue, I have nothing better to do, so...

[1]

They completely ignore you, and land next to the bunker.

Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on April 09, 2014, 01:23:02 am
Barnabus growl-screeches at the newcomers as they fly overhead. This is likely trouble.

Locate pouch-cat and see how far it's grown.


-nedit
Joe adams

-editedit
Also,
Roll for grabby-weapons, either for my hands or my jaw.
3:
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4:
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5:
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[4]

Pouchcat is grow! Not much, but grow!

Also, you get a metal gauntlet.

Quote from: Lolfail0009 on April 09, 2014, 03:02:50 am
Watch the aircraft, try to discern its origin and/or purpose.

[4]

It looks like a twin-bladed helicopter, sorta like a US Osprey. It has guns. It has a cockpit. Win?

Base camp:
Lolfail
kj1225
Objective
Spinal_Taper
Yoink
mastahcheese
blazing glory
WhitiusOpus
Erils-One arm.
Two female flight attendants
First aid guy, George
Twelve random girls
Pilot
GrizzlyAdams
NAV
InsanityIncarnate
Darkpaladin-broken hand, casted
IcyTea
Leonkr9

Things you own:
Your inventories (mainly useless crap)
Pile of unsearched bags
Pile of useless plane bits
Fuzzy pink bananas
Airline food
Pouch-cat cub
10 x Military assault rifles, 180 clips of ammunition.
3 x experimental ceramic armor sets
Medical supplies

Places:
Plane crash: Consists of a plane crash (_/) in a clearing. Near a freshwater stream.
Fuzzy Pink Banana trees: a place with fuzzy pink banana trees.
Waterfall: a waterfall. It lets you see across a valley, and there's a big ass thing on the other side.
Bunker: A concrete bunker. Has a console on the outside. Contains at least one angry robot.

Important Stuff:
Morale: High
Food: 53 turns left
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 10, 2014, 05:51:07 am
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist: Call a meeting to decide what to do and plan for it. "Okay, what should we do about the copter that landed nearby? It seems like our ticket home, whether we'll politely get a ride or hijack it. I say we go investigate closer, and see who is piloting it and why they are here, because they don't seem to be here to save us specifically."
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: Lolfail0009 on April 10, 2014, 06:05:56 am
"I'm leaning towards that idea. Who can stay quiet and move quickly?"
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: NAV on April 10, 2014, 06:48:42 am
FOR GLORY AND DEATH I CAPTURE THE METAL BIRD
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: kj1225 on April 10, 2014, 07:01:19 am
How loyal are the yandere? Like, religion loyal or less so?
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 10, 2014, 07:02:34 am
Quote from: kj1225 on April 10, 2014, 07:01:19 am
How loyal are the yandere? Like, religion loyal or less so?
With my charisma, a cult.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: kj1225 on April 10, 2014, 07:04:18 am
I was thinking of using a Kyle of a similar name from another RP if that's the case.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: blazing glory on April 10, 2014, 08:11:14 am
((Back to trying to make rubbish with my rubbish stat's...))

Starn Gundar

Just idle around,nobody needs me it looks like.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on April 10, 2014, 03:59:00 pm
What, like an armor gauntlet? Well I guess that has it's uses...

Barnabus quietly slinks off into the underbrush. He wants to see what's up with the helicopter, but doesn't want to be part of the mob.

...pouchcat's going to follow me isn't it?
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 10, 2014, 04:36:09 pm
Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 10, 2014, 05:51:07 am
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist: Call a meeting to decide what to do and plan for it. "Okay, what should we do about the copter that landed nearby? It seems like our ticket home, whether we'll politely get a ride or hijack it. I say we go investigate closer, and see who is piloting it and why they are here, because they don't seem to be here to save us specifically."
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on April 10, 2014, 06:05:56 am
"I'm leaning towards that idea. Who can stay quiet and move quickly?"

[3]

Most people stick around. Some wander over to the flying thing in order to try to escape. The meeting decides[4]that the most charismatic person and two of the less stupid guards have to go and talk to them.

Quote from: NAV on April 10, 2014, 06:48:42 am
FOR GLORY AND DEATH I CAPTURE THE METAL BIRD
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on April 10, 2014, 03:59:00 pm
What, like an armor gauntlet? Well I guess that has it's uses...

Barnabus quietly slinks off into the underbrush. He wants to see what's up with the helicopter, but doesn't want to be part of the mob.

...pouchcat's going to follow me isn't it?

[6]
sneaky sneaky sneak
And then you run into each other.

Quote from: blazing glory on April 10, 2014, 08:11:14 am
((Back to trying to make rubbish with my rubbish stat's...))

Starn Gundar

Just idle around,nobody needs me it looks like.

[4]

Idling. Woo.

Quote from: kj1225 on April 10, 2014, 07:01:19 am
How loyal are the yandere? Like, religion loyal or less so?

[3]

She's more of an extreme tsundere, she'll bash the crap out of you for looking at other girls.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: blazing glory on April 10, 2014, 05:30:38 pm
See if I can find any saltpeter around here.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: kj1225 on April 10, 2014, 05:32:23 pm
Inform my not Yandere yandere that I'm going to investigate the flying thing. Then do so.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: NAV on April 10, 2014, 05:40:34 pm
Yep. Go investigate the flying thing. Keep my shield up.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on April 10, 2014, 07:36:34 pm
Errr
Investigate helicopter from safe cover & concealment. As in preferably behind a hill and still within the forest.
Barnabus is aware of guns and thermal imaging.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 10, 2014, 10:39:14 pm
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist: Go greet the copter, visibly unarmed.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: Lolfail0009 on April 10, 2014, 11:36:11 pm
Silently observe the copter meeting from concealment.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: blazing glory on April 11, 2014, 12:18:42 am
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on April 10, 2014, 11:36:11 pm
Silently observe the copter meeting from concealment.
What meeting? everyone is hiding.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: Lolfail0009 on April 11, 2014, 12:19:53 am
Quote from: blazing glory on April 11, 2014, 12:18:42 am
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on April 10, 2014, 11:36:11 pm
Silently observe the copter meeting from concealment.
What meeting? everyone is hiding.

Quote from: The previous update
The meeting decides[4]that the most charismatic person and two of the less stupid guards have to go and talk to them.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: blazing glory on April 11, 2014, 12:26:43 am
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on April 11, 2014, 12:19:53 am
Quote from: blazing glory on April 11, 2014, 12:18:42 am
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on April 10, 2014, 11:36:11 pm
Silently observe the copter meeting from concealment.
What meeting? everyone is hiding.

Quote from: The previous update
The meeting decides[4]that the most charismatic person and two of the less stupid guards have to go and talk to them.

Ok.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: Spinal_Taper on April 11, 2014, 02:49:12 am
Well, it's over. And, if I manage to hide this, I might not have to lose some of my limbs once I get back to civilization.
Daniel goes to get the cocaine in all the hustle bustle, takes it into the jungle, and tries to hide it somewhere in his body. Yes, even if that means doing something rather unpleasant.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 11, 2014, 04:01:57 am
Quote from: blazing glory on April 10, 2014, 05:30:38 pm
See if I can find any saltpeter around here.
((As a raw mineral? Good fecking luck.))
[3] You find some guano, which as you probably know is loads of shit.

Quote from: kj1225 on April 10, 2014, 05:32:23 pm
Inform my not Yandere yandere that I'm going to investigate the flying thing. Then do so.

[6] Cling! She's stalking you in order to determine if you're cheating or something.

Quote from: NAV on April 10, 2014, 05:40:34 pm
Yep. Go investigate the flying thing. Keep my shield up.
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on April 10, 2014, 07:36:34 pm
Errr
Investigate helicopter from safe cover & concealment. As in preferably behind a hill and still within the forest.
Barnabus is aware of guns and thermal imaging.
Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 10, 2014, 10:39:14 pm
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist: Go greet the copter, visibly unarmed.
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on April 10, 2014, 11:36:11 pm
Silently observe the copter meeting from concealment.

Everyone watches Lucas approach the helicopter, flanked by a pilot and a female cop, both armored and armed.[2]The dropship guys whip out their weapons, but [4+1]CHA Lucas talks them out of it. The situation is explained, confusing the butt out of the dropshuttle crew. [3] The leader approaches you. "The hell? You had an actual working plane, and crashed it in the middle of the freakin' PRA's rainforest? Either way, we're only here to recover data from the console over there.

Us evacuating all of you? Not likely, unless you have either something super valuable, like a Core, or a massive pile of medical supplies. Otherwise, its a long overland trek from here to anywhere civilised for you, if you don't count any PRA town as civilised."


Quote from: Spinal_Taper on April 11, 2014, 02:49:12 am
Well, it's over. And, if I manage to hide this, I might not have to lose some of my limbs once I get back to civilization.
Daniel goes to get the cocaine in all the hustle bustle, takes it into the jungle, and tries to hide it somewhere in his body. Yes, even if that means doing something rather unpleasant.

[4]

Cocaine in the butthole.


Base camp:
Lolfail
kj1225
Objective
Spinal_Taper
Yoink
mastahcheese
blazing glory
WhitiusOpus
Erils-One arm.
Two female flight attendants
First aid guy, George
Eleven random girls
Pilot-Ceramic armor, Assault rifle
Female cop-Ceramic armor, Assault rifle
GrizzlyAdams
NAV
InsanityIncarnate
Darkpaladin-broken hand, casted
IcyTea
Leonkr9

Things you own:
Your inventories (mainly useless crap)
Pile of unsearched bags
Pile of useless plane bits
Fuzzy pink bananas
Airline food
Pouch-cat cub
10 x Military assault rifles, 180 clips of ammunition.
3 x experimental ceramic armor sets
Medical supplies

Places:
Plane crash: Consists of a plane crash (_/) in a clearing. Near a freshwater stream.
Fuzzy Pink Banana trees: a place with fuzzy pink banana trees.
Waterfall: a waterfall. It lets you see across a valley, and there's a big ass thing on the other side.
Bunker: A concrete bunker. Has a console on the outside. Contains at least one angry robot.

Important Stuff:
Morale: High
Food: 51 turns left
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 11, 2014, 04:08:05 am
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist: Ask the copter crew who they actually are, and who these PRA guys are. I'd like to request moving to battle mode, so this conversation won't be ridiculously long.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 11, 2014, 04:09:33 am
((We be in battle mode. I'll get some crazy new critter to come play should your rolls be turds.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: Lolfail0009 on April 11, 2014, 04:27:29 am
Go and get as many of the medical supplies as I can carry and prepare to bring them to the copter guys, and motion for others to do the same.
On return to copter site, listen in to conversation again.

((Please don't end up like my FTL playthroughs...))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: blazing glory on April 11, 2014, 04:41:29 am
((So much for tricking the GM into letting me make hand cannons.))

Try to make a bow and 15 arrows.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 11, 2014, 04:43:37 am
((Psh, sissy. Smoke or flash grenades for the win.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: blazing glory on April 11, 2014, 04:45:32 am
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 11, 2014, 04:43:37 am
((Psh, sissy. Smoke or flash grenades for the win.))

Well I hadn't thought of Smoke grenades,I was thinking of gun powder.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on April 11, 2014, 05:23:12 am
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on April 11, 2014, 04:27:29 am
Go and get as many of the medical supplies as I can carry and prepare to bring them to the copter guys, and motion for others to do the same.
On return to copter site, listen in to conversation again.

((Please don't end up like my FTL playthroughs...))

Soooooo, just how much of that did we lift off their bunker here?


-No action-
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: kj1225 on April 11, 2014, 06:24:57 am
That's... exactly what I wanted. Woo investigations...

Does a firebender count as valuable?
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: Spinal_Taper on April 11, 2014, 01:46:36 pm
Get back home.
"So, what's the news on the helicopter? When are we gettin out of here?"
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: Orange Wizard on April 11, 2014, 07:12:07 pm
Start paying attention. Where the sod am I?
((this is what I get for not checking the "unread posts" thingy. Now I've got no idea what's going on.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 11, 2014, 08:13:57 pm
Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 11, 2014, 04:08:05 am
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist: Ask the copter crew who they actually are, and who these PRA guys are. I'd like to request moving to battle mode, so this conversation won't be ridiculously long.

[5+1]CHA

"PRA? People's Republic of Australia. You know, the socialist nation that tends to steal everything not nailed down, and then some. We're a search crew, trying to hack open some of these bunkers for the goodies inside. Makes a decent profit, though most of that goes into buying more fuel for the copter here.

Quote from: Lolfail0009 on April 11, 2014, 04:27:29 am
Go and get as many of the medical supplies as I can carry and prepare to bring them to the copter guys, and motion for others to do the same.
On return to copter site, listen in to conversation again.

((Please don't end up like my FTL playthroughs...))

[4]

"That... that is a lot. Damn, you beat us to the bunker. Alright, we'll get you out of here in return for all of that, back to a safeish place."

Quote from: blazing glory on April 11, 2014, 04:41:29 am
((So much for tricking the GM into letting me make hand cannons.))

Try to make a bow and 15 arrows.

[1+2]INT, [4-1]DEX

You shape a crude bow and make 15 crude arrows.

Quote from: kj1225 on April 11, 2014, 06:24:57 am
That's... exactly what I wanted. Woo investigations...

Does a firebender count as valuable?

[5]

She's behind a tree behind you. You can see the copter crew clearly.

Quote from: Spinal_Taper on April 11, 2014, 01:46:36 pm
Get back home.
"So, what's the news on the helicopter? When are we gettin out of here?"

[6]

"A bunch of people are taking a massive pile of crap in return for us getting a lift someplace."

Your cocaine falls out of your butt, making a plop.

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on April 11, 2014, 07:12:07 pm
Start paying attention. Where the sod am I?
((this is what I get for not checking the "unread posts" thingy. Now I've got no idea what's going on.))

[1]

You're watching the copter crew from the safety of the centre of a thorn bush.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: kj1225 on April 11, 2014, 08:16:04 pm
((Her to follow me.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 11, 2014, 08:18:50 pm
Fix'd.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: Lolfail0009 on April 11, 2014, 08:19:19 pm
To copter crew: "Do you gentlemen mind if we bring some additional supplies? We have much food, as well as paltry munitions in addition to our civilian gear."
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: kj1225 on April 11, 2014, 08:19:45 pm
I continue to wait for someone to make a horrible roll.

Bets on me making the horrible roll?
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: blazing glory on April 11, 2014, 08:26:20 pm
((I'm really good at making weapons that give me 1- penalty to use aren't I?))

Starn Gundar

Walk up to the helicopter,see what's happening.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: NAV on April 11, 2014, 08:53:36 pm
Stand at the entrance to our camp, a silent sentinel. Challenge anyone who tries to enter to a duel.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 11, 2014, 11:40:16 pm
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist: Accept deal. See how many of us fit at once on the helicopter. There are about 30 of us; unless this copter is also a T.A.R.D.I.S. I doubt we can all get to safety in a single trip.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on April 12, 2014, 12:04:50 am
Volunteer via absenteeism for the second round of evac, (or preferably never, depending on plot importance).
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 12, 2014, 02:12:29 am
So yeah, Caveman to Cosmos. It takes hours for anything interesting to happen.

Quote from: Lolfail0009 on April 11, 2014, 08:19:19 pm
To copter crew: "Do you gentlemen mind if we bring some additional supplies? We have much food, as well as paltry munitions in addition to our civilian gear."
Quote from: blazing glory on April 11, 2014, 08:26:20 pm
((I'm really good at making weapons that give me 1- penalty to use aren't I?))

Starn Gundar

Walk up to the helicopter,see what's happening.
Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 11, 2014, 11:40:16 pm
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist: Accept deal. See how many of us fit at once on the helicopter. There are about 30 of us; unless this copter is also a T.A.R.D.I.S. I doubt we can all get to safety in a single trip.
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on April 12, 2014, 12:04:50 am
Volunteer via absenteeism for the second round of evac, (or preferably never, depending on plot importance).

[4]

"We aren't taking you back in the copter. We are calling in something a little... bigger to pick you up. It'll be here in [one turn], so pack up your things. We're headed to Fort Victoria.

Quote from: kj1225 on April 11, 2014, 08:19:45 pm
I continue to wait for someone to make a horrible roll.

Bets on me making the horrible roll?

[2]

Well, you did ask for it.

Yandere leap attack! She has you pinned down.

Quote from: NAV on April 11, 2014, 08:53:36 pm
Stand at the entrance to our camp, a silent sentinel. Challenge anyone who tries to enter to a duel.

[3]

You challenge some random skinny girl packing her things up to a fight. She looks at you funny then walks off.


Alright, get packing. You can probably bring a bag or two per person, so no taking everything to the new place.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 12, 2014, 02:19:39 am
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist: Get the guns, ammo and armour, and my personal things. The evac place will probably have plenty of food.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: blazing glory on April 12, 2014, 02:59:21 am
Pick up my tool box with stuff,bring my bow and arrows

 ((it'll be useless but I really need a weapon))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: blazing glory on April 12, 2014, 03:01:18 am
((You're on a helicopter: What a Twist!))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on April 12, 2014, 04:36:19 am
Helicopter, haaa

Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on April 12, 2014, 12:04:50 am
Volunteer via absenteeism for never leaving, depending on plot importance.

Else, Grab pouch-cat.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: Lolfail0009 on April 12, 2014, 05:31:10 am
Gather belongings, stash rifle + dome ammo in with clothes.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: kj1225 on April 12, 2014, 08:46:45 am
Kyle slowly turns to look at the yandere on his back.
"... I'd feel a bit more comfortable with this if you told me what you're going to do..."
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: NAV on April 12, 2014, 11:29:44 am
Give my feathers to Starn.
HERE. FEATHERS. TO MAKE YOUR ARROWS LESS BAD.

Bring my weapons and armour, and shrooms.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 12, 2014, 04:29:29 pm
Those who want to stay, write "Staying" at the top of your post. "Leaving" means you are leaving. Purely for convenience.
((Do keep in mind it makes like no sense roleplay-wise staying back but whatever.))

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 12, 2014, 02:19:39 am
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist: Get the guns, ammo and armour, and my personal things. The evac place will probably have plenty of food.
Quote from: blazing glory on April 12, 2014, 02:59:21 am
Pick up my tool box with stuff,bring my bow and arrows

 ((it'll be useless but I really need a weapon))
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on April 12, 2014, 04:36:19 am
Helicopter, haaa

Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on April 12, 2014, 12:04:50 am
Volunteer via absenteeism for never leaving, depending on plot importance.

Else, Grab pouch-cat.
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on April 12, 2014, 05:31:10 am
Gather belongings, stash rifle + dome ammo in with clothes.
Quote from: NAV on April 12, 2014, 11:29:44 am
Give my feathers to Starn.
HERE. FEATHERS. TO MAKE YOUR ARROWS LESS BAD.

Bring my weapons and armour, and shrooms.

[5]

Most of the group has grabbed all their goodies. You hear a thundering noise as what looks like a small flying freighter ship completely flattens the trees behind you, [4]luckily missing everyone. Three doors are lowered on the sides.

[2]"Alright, get in. Fast. We might have... company."

Quote from: kj1225 on April 12, 2014, 08:46:45 am
Kyle slowly turns to look at the yandere on his back.
"... I'd feel a bit more comfortable with this if you told me what you're going to do..."

[4]

"I don't know about you, but going home sounds nice. Or we could advance our relationship here..."


Yay, two new plot lines!

Base camp:
Lolfail
kj1225
Objective
Spinal_Taper
Yoink
mastahcheese
blazing glory
WhitiusOpus
Erils-One arm.
Two female flight attendants
First aid guy, George
Eleven random girls
Pilot-Ceramic armor, Assault rifle
Female cop-Ceramic armor, Assault rifle
GrizzlyAdams
NAV
InsanityIncarnate
Darkpaladin-broken hand, casted
IcyTea
Leonkr9

Things you took:
Your inventories (mainly useless crap)
Remaining Airline food
Pouch-cat cub(?)
10 x Military assault rifles, 180 clips of ammunition.
3 x experimental ceramic armor sets

Places:
Plane crash: Consists of a plane crash (_/) in a clearing. Near a freshwater stream.
Fuzzy Pink Banana trees: a place with fuzzy pink banana trees.
Waterfall: a waterfall. It lets you see across a valley, and there's a big ass thing on the other side.
Bunker: A concrete bunker. Has a console on the outside. Contains at least one angry robot.

Important Stuff:
Morale: High
Food: 30 turns left, 20 packed.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on April 12, 2014, 04:56:29 pm
Barnabus has always been part of the jungle.
He stays behind with pouch-cat.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: blazing glory on April 12, 2014, 05:08:03 pm
Starn Gundar

LEAVING

Get on the helicopter and inquire about the "trouble" that might be coming.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: kj1225 on April 12, 2014, 05:37:15 pm
Staying.

"Well, I wouldn't mind either..."
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 12, 2014, 06:48:54 pm
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on April 12, 2014, 04:56:29 pm
Barnabus has always been part of the jungle.
He stays behind with pouch-cat.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

((Unless you plan on being a girl, there's only the pilot left.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on April 12, 2014, 06:50:41 pm
((OH NO, BUT THEY HAVE CUDIES!))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 12, 2014, 07:00:03 pm
((It's cooties.))
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: NAV on April 12, 2014, 07:24:03 pm
BJORN

Staying. Exploring new lands and fighting dangerous beasts. It's a viking's dream.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: Lolfail0009 on April 13, 2014, 01:43:05 am
Procyon is LEAVING.
"Protocols that we should be aware of?"
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: Orange Wizard on April 13, 2014, 02:08:30 am
Wizard shall be Leaving. I'll bring my encyclopaedias and try to look like I know what's going on.

"Ow, prickles."
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 13, 2014, 02:19:26 am
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist, leaving: Perform any final preparations necessary and board the ship.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: Spinal_Taper on April 15, 2014, 12:48:19 am
"OH SHIT!"
GET THE COKE. Hide it somewhere more secure, but still portable. We are keeping our toes and whatnot.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: blazing glory on April 18, 2014, 05:52:08 am
Looks like the Smurf is getting behind in updating this.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 19, 2014, 06:28:39 am
Sorry all, wasn't sure what direction I shoulda taken this in. I have some idea now.

Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on April 12, 2014, 04:56:29 pm
Barnabus has always been part of the jungle.
He stays behind with pouch-cat.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Quote from: kj1225 on April 12, 2014, 05:37:15 pm
Staying.

"Well, I wouldn't mind either..."
Quote from: NAV on April 12, 2014, 07:24:03 pm
BJORN

Staying. Exploring new lands and fighting dangerous beasts. It's a viking's dream.

Barnabus, Kyle and Bjorn feel the strange instinct to stay where they are. "Hey, no skin off my back, you bunch of crazies. Everyone else, get in. It'll take us [one turn] to get back to the fort. Probably."

((If you feel like poking the sleeping players, feel free. I like it better with fewer people at the moment.))

"Lets get to the fort, ASAP."

The cargo-flyer slowly takes off, and jets off to the east. The few stragglers stay behind and wave them off.

Spoiler: Base Camp (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Dropship (click to show/hide)


Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: Lolfail0009 on April 19, 2014, 06:32:37 am
Procyon: Silently fangirl over dropship technology.
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: What a Twist! (not directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 19, 2014, 06:36:19 am
Poll poll poll. Yes, I'll let you rearrange your stats. Any changes will take effect when you land in the fort.
Title: Re: You're on a Makeshift Dropship: Prologue done!
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 19, 2014, 06:44:55 am
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist: Get to a comfortable spot and sleep.
Title: Re: You're on a Makeshift Dropship: Prologue done!
Post by: blazing glory on April 19, 2014, 07:29:34 am
Look outside in curiousity of seeing anything that might threaten the people who wanted to stay behind.
Title: Re: You're on a Makeshift Dropship: Prologue done!
Post by: kj1225 on April 19, 2014, 09:46:34 am
Relax and think about stuff.
Title: Re: You're on a Makeshift Dropship: Prologue done!
Post by: Yoink on April 19, 2014, 11:16:25 am
>Awaken, check status.
Title: Re: You're on a Makeshift Dropship: Prologue done!
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on April 19, 2014, 11:32:41 am
Barnabus:
Begin teaching pouchcat how to hunt.
If the rascal is too young, observe the others, creepily, and help where feasible.

(Standing order: protect party members, especially pouchcat.)
((If you go to rebalance the stats with cooperation in particular in mind/as a requirement, pretty pretty please include accommodations so the three(4)((5)) of us can still function, plz))
Title: Re: You're on a Makeshift Dropship: Prologue done!
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on April 19, 2014, 11:34:11 am
Quote from: blazing glory on April 19, 2014, 07:29:34 am
Look outside in curiousity of seeing anything that might threaten the people who wanted to stay behind.
Inb4
'(1) RPG INCOMING!'



Shoot double-post.
Title: Re: You're on a Makeshift Dropship: Prologue done!
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 21, 2014, 04:23:47 am
Dropship

Quote from: Lolfail0009 on April 19, 2014, 06:32:37 am
Procyon: Silently fangirl over dropship technology.

[3]

It's a ragtag combination of big ass motors, big gyroscopes, massive propellers and a weird thruster engine.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 19, 2014, 06:44:55 am
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist: Get to a comfortable spot and sleep.

[6]

You go to sleep on top of someone else sleeping.

Quote from: blazing glory on April 19, 2014, 07:29:34 am
Look outside in curiousity of seeing anything that might threaten the people who wanted to stay behind.

[2]

It's moving pretty fast, and you see the canopy wizzing by.

Quote from: Yoink on April 19, 2014, 11:16:25 am
>Awaken, check status.

[1]

You wake up. IcyTea is on top of you.

[6] Everyone goes to sleep, eventually, and a night passes. In the morning, the dropship is still flying. It lands in a big clearing in the forest, and upon close inspection there is a large town hidden in the rainforest.

"Welcome to Fort Victoria. This is your stop."

Spoiler: Dropshippees (click to show/hide)

Remnants

Quote from: kj1225 on April 19, 2014, 09:46:34 am
Relax and think about stuff.

[1]

You relax with crazy girl as a terror bird pokes its head out from the canopy.

Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on April 19, 2014, 11:32:41 am
Barnabus:
Begin teaching pouchcat how to hunt.
If the rascal is too young, observe the others, creepily, and help where feasible.

(Standing order: protect party members, especially pouchcat.)
((If you go to rebalance the stats with cooperation in particular in mind/as a requirement, pretty pretty please include accommodations so the three(4)((5)) of us can still function, plz))

[4]

It's still too young. You jump out of the shadows when a terror bird rocks up.

Spoiler: Remnants (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: You're on a Makeshift Dropship: Prologue done!
Post by: Lolfail0009 on April 21, 2014, 04:25:50 am
Procyon: Discern local protocols.
Title: Re: You're on a Makeshift Dropship: Prologue done!
Post by: Yoink on April 21, 2014, 04:26:54 am
>Strenuously remove this person from my person.
Try to figure out where I am.
Title: Re: You're on a Makeshift Dropship: Prologue done!
Post by: blazing glory on April 21, 2014, 04:36:39 am
Look around for a market place and find out how advanced the local tech is.
Title: Re: You're on a Makeshift Dropship: Prologue done!
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 21, 2014, 04:43:31 am
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist: Get off [Yoink's character] and ask the soldiers about the town. Make a sketch of the dropship, then head for the town.
Title: Re: You're on a Makeshift Dropship: Prologue done!
Post by: kj1225 on April 21, 2014, 06:15:00 am
Oh fuck, not again.
Title: Re: You're on a Makeshift Dropship: Prologue done!
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 21, 2014, 06:29:59 am
((Well, you are one of the dolts that wanted to stay behind, but you have terrible combat skills. Kinda asking for it.))
Title: Re: You're on a Makeshift Dropship: Prologue done!
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on April 21, 2014, 06:31:53 am
GO FOR THE JUGULAR!
Title: Re: You're on a Makeshift Dropship: Prologue done!
Post by: kj1225 on April 21, 2014, 06:32:49 am
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 21, 2014, 06:29:59 am
((Well, you are one of the dolts that wanted to stay behind, but you have terrible combat skills. Kinda asking for it.))
((The hell do you mean I have terrible combat skills? I'm a fire bender and even if I wasn't I'm still a martial arts instructor!))
Title: Re: You're on a Makeshift Dropship: Prologue done!
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 21, 2014, 06:34:42 am
((whoops, wrong game))
Title: Re: You're on a Makeshift Dropship: Prologue done!
Post by: NAV on April 21, 2014, 09:38:49 am
Headbutt the bird.
Title: Re: You're on a Makeshift Dropship: Prologue done!
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on April 21, 2014, 10:10:58 am
Quote from: NAV on April 21, 2014, 09:38:49 am
Headbutt the bird.
((PST!, you kindof have to locate the thing first.
Barnabus was sorta there, in the shadows, watching them.))
Title: Re: You're on a Makeshift Dropship: Prologue done!
Post by: Orange Wizard on April 22, 2014, 05:14:55 am
"I need a drink."

Find a pub and order some brandy.

((Edit: mis-mis-spelled my colour tags.))
Title: Re: You're on a Makeshift Dropship: Prologue done!
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 22, 2014, 05:42:30 am
Ah fudge it, time for a fluff dump.

Welcome to Fort Victoria, what remains of the Australian Army base in Brisbane. Run by the (ex-)military, it's a stronghold surrounded by jungle. The guards are fairly relaxed, however, and the town appears pretty well off for a post-apocalyptic settlement. Clean water, running power, no (visible) poverty, what's not to love?

Some people may be familiar with this world from that... other game, but FYI, you are all currently in an alternate universe's future. Gratz to those that guessed. 50 or so years ago, some bright spark created a supercomputer to help safeguard humanity. It promptly went batshit insane, and together with some other craziness, managed to start a global thermonuclear war. This war lead to several things, including the annihilation of pretty much everything civilised in the northern hemisphere, a rapidly expanding rainforest filled with mutated creatures coating Australia, the uprising of several smaller countries into global superpowers, et cetera.

You learned this shit in game, unless you stayed behind like a dunderhead.

Back to the game: you are all 'liberated'. No longer are you restricted by shared resources. Feel free to start any zany questlines you wish. Also, everyone gets a day's worth of food each, but that pre-war food might be valuable, even if it is airplane food.

-e: poll added.


Fort Victoria

Quote from: Lolfail0009 on April 21, 2014, 04:25:50 am
Procyon: Discern local protocols.

[5]

Simple rules of courtesy. Don't kill people, don't steal stuff, don't be a dick, etc, otherwise you are likely to be shot in the head by either the victim, his friends, random passerbys or the guards around the town.

Quote from: Yoink on April 21, 2014, 04:26:54 am
>Strenuously remove this person from my person.
Try to figure out where I am.

[4]

Fort Victoria. See above fluff.

Quote from: blazing glory on April 21, 2014, 04:36:39 am
Look around for a market place and find out how advanced the local tech is.

[1]

You promptly faceplant as you get off the ship.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 21, 2014, 04:43:31 am
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist: Get off [Yoink's character] and ask the soldiers about the town. Make a sketch of the dropship, then head for the town.

[2+2CHA]

Again, see fluff dump. You sketch the dropship adequately.

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on April 22, 2014, 05:14:55 am
"I need a drink."

Find a pub and order some brandy.

((Edit: mis-mis-spelled my colour tags.))

[4]

You waltz into one and order a glass.

"Yeah, I don't think you have that kind of money. If any."


Campers

Quote from: kj1225 on April 21, 2014, 06:15:00 am
Oh fuck, not again.
Quote from: NAV on April 21, 2014, 09:38:49 am
Headbutt the bird.
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on April 21, 2014, 06:31:53 am
GO FOR THE JUGULAR!
((rings tiny bell))
[1]It's a pack of them. Tits.

[4+1]STR Grizzly goes for a takedown and takes down the biggest one in a single leap, spooking the shit out of the others.

[6+2]STR NAV headbutts another bird, further crushing bird morale.

[3]Crazy yandere girl flykicks a bird, but gets knocked back instead.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Forts and Terror Birds
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 22, 2014, 05:56:30 am
((Apparently the plane went through a stray dimensional rift, otherwise the passengers would have known about the state of the world.))

Lucas de Carpe, the Artist: Ask around for a person with my description to see if I survived in this 'verse. If found, go meet myself.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Forts and Terror Birds ((YoaP))
Post by: Yoink on April 22, 2014, 06:03:00 am
((Or we were flying a very long time. :P
I don't even remember what my character was supposed to be, anyhow.))
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Forts and Terror Birds ((YoaP))
Post by: kj1225 on April 22, 2014, 06:05:08 am
Crush the skull!
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Forts and Terror Birds ((YoaP))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 22, 2014, 06:06:31 am
Quote from: Yoink on April 22, 2014, 06:03:00 am
((Or we were flying a very long time. :P
I don't even remember what my character was supposed to be, anyhow.))

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

There you go. Feel free to make a new character should the mood take you.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Forts and Terror Birds ((YoaP))
Post by: Lolfail0009 on April 22, 2014, 06:16:12 am
Procyon: Study local tech.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Forts and Terror Birds ((YoaP))
Post by: NAV on April 22, 2014, 06:23:14 am
Crush the skull!
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Forts and Terror Birds ((YoaP))
Post by: Yoink on April 22, 2014, 06:25:47 am
>Check the time and date on my watch.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Forts and Terror Birds ((YoaP))
Post by: blazing glory on April 22, 2014, 06:33:33 am
Look for the market place,or at least some shady dealers.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Forts and Terror Birds ((YoaP))
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on April 22, 2014, 06:59:46 am
Crush the skull!
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Forts and Terror Birds ((YoaP))
Post by: WhitiusOpus on April 22, 2014, 08:40:31 am
Awaken from cryostasis and lewt the amoriez.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Forts and Terror Birds ((YoaP))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 22, 2014, 11:11:46 pm
Fort Victoria

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 22, 2014, 05:56:30 am
((Apparently the plane went through a stray dimensional rift, otherwise the passengers would have known about the state of the world.))

Lucas de Carpe, the Artist: Ask around for a person with my description to see if I survived in this 'verse. If found, go meet myself.

You were apparently killed during the nuclear war.

Quote from: Lolfail0009 on April 22, 2014, 06:16:12 am
Procyon: Study local tech.

Everything is bootstrapped yet unmistakably advanced. Gauss rifles have taken the stage with the discovery of weird ass irradiated power source crystals. These crystals are also the power source for what are called 'psionic' weapons, experimental mentally taxing weapon systems; and for armor and weapons nutcases around the globe couldn't power cheaply (or legally)... until now. Electric swords and laser rifles are rapidly becoming more common.

Various mechsuits are fairly common too, with three meter body suits being the norm, though massive ten meter ones are available for the rich and powerful. Most combat variants have two standard gauss cannons on the underside of their arms, though no mech is exactly the same as another, with most having plenty of dakka.

Quote from: Yoink on April 22, 2014, 06:25:47 am
>Check the time and date on my watch.

[4]

23rd March, 201X. LAME.

Quote from: blazing glory on April 22, 2014, 06:33:33 am
Look for the market place,or at least some shady dealers.

[4]

You find the normal market place. Food, weapons and armor, trinkets, survival equipment, prospecting gear, there is plenty of crap to buy. If only you had some money.

Quote from: WhitiusOpus on April 22, 2014, 08:40:31 am
Awaken from cryostasis and lewt the amoriez.

[1]

You attempt to raid the military armory. You are given a swift buttkicking.

Happy Campers

Quote from: campers
crush the skull!

[4] Simultaneous bird takedown! The birds [5] retreat. Victory!

Spoils: 2 bird corpses
Title: Re: You're on a Plane: Crash Landing
Post by: blazing glory on April 22, 2014, 11:19:53 pm
Quote from: blazing glory on March 24, 2014, 07:11:51 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Is this a good character sheet?

Let me direct your attention to the inventory.

Look for shady dealers/anyone not in direct sight of the market place and knock him out and take his weapons.

Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Forts and Terror Birds ((YoaP))
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 22, 2014, 11:23:17 pm
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist: Visit the market and ask whether or not my pre-war Euros are good for payment.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Forts and Terror Birds ((YoaP))
Post by: Lolfail0009 on April 22, 2014, 11:56:06 pm
Procyon: Inquire about work pertaining to architecture or physics.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Forts and Terror Birds ((YoaP))
Post by: kj1225 on April 23, 2014, 01:19:04 am
Gut them.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Forts and Terror Birds ((YoaP))
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on April 23, 2014, 01:30:32 am
Barnabus acquires brains, eats brains, and shares brains with pouchcub.

((Does pouchcub look ready for solid foods yet? Brains != solid foods, 'tis replacement for formula atm.))
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Forts and Terror Birds ((YoaP))
Post by: Orange Wizard on April 23, 2014, 01:34:48 am
I need to get money to get a drink? Dammit.

Quote from: Lolfail0009 on April 22, 2014, 11:56:06 pm
Inquire about work pertaining to architecture or physics.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Forts and Terror Birds ((YoaP))
Post by: Yoink on April 23, 2014, 04:33:25 am
>Frantically shake my watch until it works.

>Failing that, curl up in the foetal position and whimper.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Forts and Terror Birds ((YoaP))
Post by: WhitiusOpus on April 23, 2014, 08:30:02 am
Politely request phat armoriez lewts basic firearms.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Forts and Terror Birds ((YoaP))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 23, 2014, 05:14:15 pm
Fort Victoria

Quote from: blazing glory on April 22, 2014, 11:19:53 pm
Quote from: blazing glory on March 24, 2014, 07:11:51 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Is this a good character sheet?

Let me direct your attention to the inventory.

Look for shady dealers/anyone not in direct sight of the market place and knock him out and take his weapons.


[5]STR

You manage to knock some idiot out and you grab his laser rifle, plus about 300g of power crystal.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 22, 2014, 11:23:17 pm
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist: Visit the market and ask whether or not my pre-war Euros are good for payment.

[3+1CHA]

The few coins you have are, the notes aren't. You trade the euros for 20g of power crystal.

Quote from: Lolfail0009 on April 22, 2014, 11:56:06 pm
Procyon: Inquire about work pertaining to architecture or physics.
Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on April 23, 2014, 01:34:48 am
I need to get money to get a drink? Dammit.

Quote from: Lolfail0009 on April 22, 2014, 11:56:06 pm
Inquire about work pertaining to architecture or physics.

There are more than enough jobs available, especially in architectural engineering.

Quote from: Yoink on April 23, 2014, 04:33:25 am
>Frantically shake my watch until it works.

>Failing that, curl up in the foetal position and whimper.

[4]

It's working, its just waaaay out of time.

Quote from: WhitiusOpus on April 23, 2014, 08:30:02 am
Politely request phat armoriez lewts basic firearms.

[6]

If you give them some money, maybe they will. Or you could always join the military.
((dude, you already have a Glock .18, that'd sell for HEAPS))

Happy Campers

Quote from: kj1225 on April 23, 2014, 01:19:04 am
Gut them.
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on April 23, 2014, 01:30:32 am
Barnabus acquires brains, eats brains, and shares brains with pouchcub.

((Does pouchcub look ready for solid foods yet? Brains != solid foods, 'tis replacement for formula atm.))

Gutted, and brains dispersed.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Forts and Terror Birds ((YoaP))
Post by: blazing glory on April 23, 2014, 05:58:37 pm
See if I can find any somewhat easy work as a mercenary.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Forts and Terror Birds ((YoaP))
Post by: kj1225 on April 23, 2014, 06:00:47 pm
Cook meat.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Forts and Terror Birds ((YoaP))
Post by: NAV on April 23, 2014, 07:16:14 pm
Try to craft a still from plane wreckage. Bjorn needs booze.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Forts and Terror Birds ((YoaP))
Post by: Lolfail0009 on April 23, 2014, 08:50:42 pm
Procyon: Get one of the architectural engineering jobs.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Forts and Terror Birds ((YoaP))
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 23, 2014, 11:25:37 pm
Show off my awesome sketches. Get commissions.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Forts and Terror Birds ((YoaP))
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on April 24, 2014, 03:06:02 am
Barnabus seems to suffer from day crazies as well. Dexterity gets trained.


-e
pst, NAV, you like axes right? Here, found this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuh_hAl_TGk) a while back, it may be interesting to your viking.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Forts and Terror Birds ((YoaP))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 24, 2014, 05:00:29 pm
Fort Victoria

Quote from: blazing glory on April 23, 2014, 05:58:37 pm
See if I can find any somewhat easy work as a mercenary.

Not likely, since your top skill is intelligence. Besides, mercs are in abundance nowadays.

Quote from: Lolfail0009 on April 23, 2014, 08:50:42 pm
Procyon: Get one of the architectural engineering jobs.

There are two: one involves being airlifted to Caledonia to assist with architectural duties, and the other is a mining operation just south of your current position.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 23, 2014, 11:25:37 pm
Show off my awesome sketches. Get commissions.

It's hard enough being an artist back in the present (don't ask questions), so you have great trouble selling artwork to a post-apocalyptic society.

Happy Campers

Quote from: kj1225 on April 23, 2014, 06:00:47 pm
Cook meat.

Perfectly cooked. Winrar.

Quote from: NAV on April 23, 2014, 07:16:14 pm
Try to craft a still from plane wreckage. Bjorn needs booze.

[4-1]INT, [6-1]DEX

You remember the stills you have seen before and recreate it. It works, kinda, but you still need to put shit in and wait forever to get booze.

Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on April 24, 2014, 03:06:02 am
Barnabus seems to suffer from day crazies as well. Dexterity gets trained.


-e
pst, NAV, you like axes right? Here, found this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuh_hAl_TGk) a while back, it may be interesting to your viking.
((It's entirely possible to make gunpowder in the wild (if you can find a big enough source of animal shit), as well as several types of tactical grenades, charcoal powered forges, metal tools (should you be lucky enough to come across either ore or some scrap metal), lye, and even decent leather (should there be something big enough to skin nearby), if you know how to do it.))

[5]

+.3 to DEX! (rounded up for laziness)
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Forts and Terror Birds ((YoaP))
Post by: blazing glory on April 24, 2014, 05:06:55 pm
Hrm...true but I have a gun.

See if I can sign up as a engineer in the army.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Forts and Terror Birds ((YoaP))
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on April 24, 2014, 05:22:03 pm
I'll abstain from more actions in the same day, since training. If night-time, (and groups have variable time dilation), Night crazies/watch.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: WhitiusOpus on April 24, 2014, 06:05:48 pm
Remember that I have a Glock, but sign up for the army anyway. Cause MOAR gunz.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: Playergamer on April 24, 2014, 06:16:47 pm
Second wave? In.

Name: Desmond Malone
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Appearance: A stereotypical wisecracking noir detective, with a trenchcoat and low brimmed hat. It's honestly surprising that he isn't holding a tommy-gun.
Personal Information: Desmond is from 1950s LA, where a gun and a smile are worth more then all the money in the world. He isn't sure how he got here, but that doesn't stop the torrent of wisecracks coming out of his mouth.
Stats:
Strength: 1
Endurance: 2
Dexterity: 2
Smarts: 5
Charisma: 5
Profession: Noir Detective
Inventory: Trusty Revolver, Trenchcoat, Hat.

Waitlist open, or did I type this up for nothing?
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: kj1225 on April 24, 2014, 07:14:50 pm
Serve meat to girlfriend/cultist.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 24, 2014, 08:03:26 pm
Quote from: Playergamer on April 24, 2014, 06:16:47 pm
Second wave? In.

Name: Desmond Malone
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Appearance: A stereotypical wisecracking noir detective, with a trenchcoat and low brimmed hat. It's honestly surprising that he isn't holding a tommy-gun.
Personal Information: Desmond is from 1950s LA, where a gun and a smile are worth more then all the money in the world. He isn't sure how he got here, but that doesn't stop the torrent of wisecracks coming out of his mouth.
Stats:
Strength: 1
Endurance: 2
Dexterity: 2
Smarts: 5
Charisma: 5
Profession: Noir Detective
Inventory: Trusty Revolver, Trenchcoat, Hat.

Waitlist open, or did I type this up for nothing?

Approved. There is no waitlist for any of my games.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: NAV on April 24, 2014, 08:14:17 pm
Brew some of those fuzzy pink bananas into booze.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: Lolfail0009 on April 24, 2014, 08:15:41 pm
Procyon: Take the mining operation job.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on April 24, 2014, 08:36:02 pm
Quote from: Playergamer on April 24, 2014, 06:16:47 pm
Second wave? In.

Name: Desmond Malone
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Appearance: A stereotypical wisecracking noir detective, with a trenchcoat and low brimmed hat. It's honestly surprising that he isn't holding a tommy-gun.
Personal Information: Desmond is from 1950s LA, where a gun and a smile are worth more then all the money in the world. He isn't sure how he got here, but that doesn't stop the torrent of wisecracks coming out of his mouth.
Stats:
Strength: 1
Endurance: 2
Dexterity: 2
Smarts: 5
Charisma: 5
Profession: Noir Detective
Inventory: Trusty Revolver, Trenchcoat, Hat.

Waitlist open, or did I type this up for nothing?
Related to darkpaladin's PC?
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: Playergamer on April 24, 2014, 08:39:35 pm
(Possibly.)

"Anyone need a handsome detective?"

Look for detective work.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: blazing glory on April 24, 2014, 08:47:20 pm
Quote from: Playergamer on April 24, 2014, 08:39:35 pm
(Possibly.)

"Anyone need a handsome detective?"

Look for detective work.

A man has been knocked uncounsious with his weapon stolen

Start concealing my laser gun...
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 24, 2014, 11:34:20 pm
Quote from: blazing glory on April 24, 2014, 05:06:55 pm
Hrm...true but I have a gun.

See if I can sign up as a engineer in the army.

They accept. You're pushed into a bunker, given a brief course on mechsuit control, then stuffed into a construction mech.

Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on April 24, 2014, 05:22:03 pm
I'll abstain from more actions in the same day, since training. If night-time, (and groups have variable time dilation), Night crazies/watch.

It's peaceful. The genocide of terror birds has apparently scared off the locals.

Quote from: WhitiusOpus on April 24, 2014, 06:05:48 pm
Remember that I have a Glock, but sign up for the army anyway. Cause MOAR gunz.

Welcome to the New Republic of Australia's Army. You get a standard gauss assault rifle, some ceramic body armor, and a place to sleep. Apparently, you and some others are off to construct an outpost.

Quote from: kj1225 on April 24, 2014, 07:14:50 pm
Serve meat to girlfriend/cultist.

She takes some of it. Woot.

Quote from: NAV on April 24, 2014, 08:14:17 pm
Brew some of those fuzzy pink bananas into booze.

Bananabooze! Now you have to wait for it to be ready! ...and wait... and wait...

Quote from: Lolfail0009 on April 24, 2014, 08:15:41 pm
Procyon: Take the mining operation job.

You've been assigned to help scout out the site of a future mining outpost.

Quote from: Playergamer on April 24, 2014, 08:39:35 pm
(Possibly.)

"Anyone need a handsome detective?"

Look for detective work.

There's plenty of organised crime for you to deal with, ranging from civil cases to massive thieveries of valuable resources and crystal.

Quote from: blazing glory on April 24, 2014, 08:47:20 pm
Quote from: Playergamer on April 24, 2014, 08:39:35 pm
(Possibly.)

"Anyone need a handsome detective?"

Look for detective work.

A man has been knocked uncounsious with his weapon stolen

Start concealing my laser gun...

You flail and set it off, accidentally shooting some random person. Yeah, cops.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: blazing glory on April 24, 2014, 11:45:33 pm
((At least I'll be well equipped if I decide to desert))

Tell the cops that I'm new to the military and they didn't really tell me how to use the laser gun,I was just showing the gun to my mate here *slap Desmond on the back* and it set off!

If this succeeds wait around until this guy shows up http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DrillSergeantNasty (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DrillSergeantNasty) and gives me a order.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 25, 2014, 12:04:27 am
Create a large piece of conceptual outdoor art. Wait until people think "Who the carp does this guy think he is, filling the main square with ranch dressing? Must be one of those weird artists, and a great one at that." Then take commissions.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on April 25, 2014, 03:00:01 am
((Gah! The GUI got fucked! Needs a reset- no rolls, no location, nothing!))

Sooo, uh, more training and watch-dogging until further notice...
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 25, 2014, 03:39:48 am
((Fine, I'll unfuck the next one.))
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: Lolfail0009 on April 25, 2014, 04:16:49 am
Procyon: Get a 3D scan of the geographical location of the site on my laptop.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: Yoink on April 25, 2014, 05:47:55 am
Time for plan B!

Curl up in a foetal position and cry.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: kj1225 on April 25, 2014, 07:00:08 am
Yay!
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: Playergamer on April 25, 2014, 07:11:03 am
Tackle some low-level criminals to shake off the rust. Tackle them with bullets.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: Sarrak on April 25, 2014, 07:13:53 am
((Whoa, next wave of this goodness? Perfect! Starting the character generation!))
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 26, 2014, 01:22:05 am
Fort Victoria

Quote from: blazing glory on April 24, 2014, 11:45:33 pm
((At least I'll be well equipped if I decide to desert))

Tell the cops that I'm new to the military and they didn't really tell me how to use the laser gun,I was just showing the gun to my mate here *slap Desmond on the back* and it set off!

If this succeeds wait around until this guy shows up http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DrillSergeantNasty (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DrillSergeantNasty) and gives me a order.

[5-1CHA]

You're in the military now! And yes, verbal dakka in the face.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 25, 2014, 12:04:27 am
Create a large piece of conceptual outdoor art. Wait until people think "Who the carp does this guy think he is, filling the main square with ranch dressing? Must be one of those weird artists, and a great one at that." Then take commissions.

[5+1CHA]

You get arrested for defiling the monument created to commemorate the people lost during the nuclear cataclysm and the chaos shortly after it.

Quote from: Lolfail0009 on April 25, 2014, 04:16:49 am
Procyon: Get a 3D scan of the geographical location of the site on my laptop.

You'll get one while you are out there. The convoy to the outpost will be ready in [one turn].

Quote from: Yoink on April 25, 2014, 05:47:55 am
Time for plan B!

Curl up in a foetal position and cry.

The guards are sorta freaked out.

"Alright, take this pistol and piss off."

Quote from: Playergamer on April 25, 2014, 07:11:03 am
Tackle some low-level criminals to shake off the rust. Tackle them with bullets.

[4+1]INT, [3]DEX

You find a gang of smugglers, and subsequently miss all of them.
Happy Campers

Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on April 25, 2014, 03:00:01 am
((Gah! The GUI got fucked! Needs a reset- no rolls, no location, nothing!))

Sooo, uh, more training and watch-dogging until further notice...

[2] ((I'm assuming DEX training))

+.1 to DEX!

Quote from: kj1225 on April 25, 2014, 07:00:08 am
Yay!

Woot, party tiem.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 26, 2014, 01:57:31 am
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist: Protest that I did it for Art, all respect for the dead. But the monument was a mere pile of boring rocks, easily rearranged to be fabulous. Similarly, we can rearrange society and make it work, instead of arresting people for expressing their views on the future.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: blazing glory on April 26, 2014, 01:59:16 am
Look for any obvious disrepair and try to fix it. (With my construction walker of course,also how large are these things?)
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 26, 2014, 04:01:53 am
((about 5 metres or so high))
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on April 26, 2014, 04:57:26 am
((Oi, one of you happy campers, start a project! Barnabus isn't the 'initiating' type.))
[Continued training rolls however frequently they are available]


-e
((Wow, really? The duck? The horses would have zero offensive power, and their appendages would be well below the size required to support their weight. If they don't break all their legs simply trying to reach you or flee, a light kick would turn them into pudding.

The DUCK on the other hand could bisect you with a single QUACK))
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 26, 2014, 05:01:38 am
((...I am making a game out of this. Should be good for laffs.))
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: blazing glory on April 26, 2014, 05:03:52 am
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on April 26, 2014, 04:57:26 am
((Wow, really? The duck? The horses would have zero offensive power, and their appendages would be well below the size required to support their weight. If they don't break all their legs simply trying to reach you or flee, a light kick would turn them into pudding.

The DUCK on the other hand could bisect you with a single QUACK))

((Which is why everyone (well more or less everyone) voted for the duck!))
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 26, 2014, 05:19:05 am
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on April 26, 2014, 04:57:26 am
((Wow, really? The duck? The horses would have zero offensive power, and their appendages would be well below the size required to support their weight. If they don't break all their legs simply trying to reach you or flee, a light kick would turn them into pudding.

The DUCK on the other hand could bisect you with a single QUACK))

((On the contrary. Shrinking a creature in half decreases its weight to its cube root, but its strength to its square root, therefore the horses would become relatively stronger, while the duck would be too weak to even walk. Proof here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square-cube_law), or here (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SquareCubeLaw).))

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 26, 2014, 05:01:38 am
((...I am making a game out of this. Should be good for laffs.))
You're late. (http://www.kongregate.com/games/Kongregate/super-duck-punch)
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 26, 2014, 05:24:02 am
Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 26, 2014, 05:19:05 am
You're late. (http://www.kongregate.com/games/Kongregate/super-duck-punch)

Screw you, I made it better.

Would You Rather... (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=138126.0)
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: Lolfail0009 on April 26, 2014, 05:39:20 am
Procyon: Sleep until convoy is ready.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: NAV on April 26, 2014, 08:16:11 am
Work out while waiting for the booze to be ready.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: Playergamer on April 26, 2014, 08:17:04 am
Arrest them?
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: Orange Wizard on April 27, 2014, 02:16:19 am
Get job. Get money. Get drunk.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 09:16:41 pm
And lo, I screamed updates!
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 09:35:00 pm
Quote from: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 09:16:41 pm
And lo, I screamed updates!

So SmurfingtontheThird dispersed the updates, and there was much rejoicing. In other news, can someone wake up the sleeping players?

Fort Victoria

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 26, 2014, 01:57:31 am
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist: Protest that I did it for Art, all respect for the dead. But the monument was a mere pile of boring rocks, easily rearranged to be fabulous. Similarly, we can rearrange society and make it work, instead of arresting people for expressing their views on the future.

[3+2]CHA

You weasel out of it. You have to design a new monument though.

Quote from: blazing glory on April 26, 2014, 01:59:16 am
Look for any obvious disrepair and try to fix it. (With my construction walker of course,also how large are these things?)

[4]

You fix some of the wall. Winrar. You're now part of a military convoy to help build an outpost.

Quote from: Lolfail0009 on April 26, 2014, 05:39:20 am
Procyon: Sleep until convoy is ready.

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on April 27, 2014, 02:16:19 am
Get job. Get money. Get drunk.

[6]

Anyone in the military and construction/engineering industries is moving out to a mining outpost to the south. Everyone is in an armored convey at the moment. Someone screams.

"AMBUSH!"

Quote from: Playergamer on April 26, 2014, 08:17:04 am
Arrest them?

[2]

They already legged it. RATS

Happy Campers

Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on April 26, 2014, 04:57:26 am
((Oi, one of you happy campers, start a project! Barnabus isn't the 'initiating' type.))
[Continued training rolls however frequently they are available]


-e
((Wow, really? The duck? The horses would have zero offensive power, and their appendages would be well below the size required to support their weight. If they don't break all their legs simply trying to reach you or flee, a light kick would turn them into pudding.

The DUCK on the other hand could bisect you with a single QUACK))

[4]

+0.2 to DEX!

Quote from: NAV on April 26, 2014, 08:16:11 am
Work out while waiting for the booze to be ready.

[6]

MUSCLES GET

+0.3 to STR
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 09:37:45 pm
Follow the convoy to the destination,once there see how dangerous the area possibly is.

Try to see the attackers.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: Lolfail0009 on April 27, 2014, 09:43:17 pm
Procyon: Boot laptop, optimise performance before arrival.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: Playergamer on April 27, 2014, 09:43:49 pm
Call the police!
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: NAV on April 27, 2014, 09:54:37 pm
Craft a stone axe.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 27, 2014, 11:16:11 pm
Design the most fabulous monument to the dead ever. See if I have learned anything lately. ((Stat increases, maybe?))
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: kj1225 on April 27, 2014, 11:34:17 pm
Doing stuff. Woo.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: Orange Wizard on April 28, 2014, 02:14:35 am
Scold the ambushers lazy OP for interrupting my quest for a drink.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on April 28, 2014, 05:48:08 am
Pah, we don't need the sleepers anyway!

Barnabus follows the food-stealer, endures CRAZIES while the barbarian works.
((What am I at by now? Looks like .8 DEX.))
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: blazing glory on May 01, 2014, 07:45:23 pm
Would you rather....

Have this updated or we are our avatars updated?
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 01, 2014, 08:52:21 pm
Avatars are getting updated frequently enough, (once a day at least). This one's aiming for a pocket death.
Title: Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
Post by: blazing glory on May 08, 2014, 01:38:54 am
Update yo thread!