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Title: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Rebooted in new thread.)
Post by: ~Neri on April 25, 2014, 03:27:32 pm

This is a reboot of the Roll To Space Pirate (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=137952.new;topicseen#new) game. The last GM decided it got a bit too much to handle and decided he couldn't maintain it. (Honestly I think it was the players fault, we made it more complex then needed. I think I did a lot of contribution to that, sorreh Blazing Glory.)

Anyways, the reboot can use characters from the old game, however it will require more detail then the last game did, this will likely be more roleplay intensive. Feel free to go back and edit your characters to finetune them as you develop them, that's what I was doing with Juno in the last game cause he changed from my original intent into something else. So feel free to do that.

We will be using a d12 system, rolling a 6 is a perfect success, anything more is an overshoot of various grades and anything lower is a undershoot of various grades, getting a 12 is a Gone Horribly Right or a Critical Success, which is never good ever. Getting a 1 is a Critical Failure, or a Gone Horribly Wrong, you don't want this ever either. 3-9 will result in positive outcomes, they will get less and less beneficial as they get further away from 6's, anything past will be negative. Not all negative things are instantly perceptible without a success with a skillcheck or perception check, but they can and will cause major problems.

Items and gear will give various bonuses or minuses, the bonuses and minuses will always try to balance to be as close to 6 as possible unless the character intended to fail, in which case they will balance towards 1 or 12 depending on which is closer.

For making a character sheet. Don't make them OP, however you can make them rather strong compared to the average mook.

Here is a slightly modified Juno stat sheet as an example:

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Juno Salket

Skills:
Cooking (mundane)
Piloting (+2/-1 full bonus applied)
Melee combat with claw weapons (+/-1)
Melee combat with bladed weapons (+/-2 full bonus applied)
Stealth (+2 full bonus applied)
Hacking (+2/-1 full bonus applied)
Starship related mechanics (+1)
Persuasion (+2/-2 full bonus applied)

Weapons:
Energyblade, various length settings and able to be used as a ranged laser weapon.
-Power 97/100
--Power Drain Short Blade 1 per turn. -1 melee combat roll. (Must be used.)
--Power Drain Medium Blade 2 per turn. +1 melee combat roll. (Must be used.)
--Power Drain Long Blade 4 per turn. +/-1 melee combat roll (Basically it can negate gone horribly right and utter failure, has to be used.)
--Power Drain Laser Burst 8 per turn. +/-2 ranged combat roll (One or the other, has to be used and has to use one full + or - bonus.)
Retractable claws, part of body, bioaugment +2/-1 melee combat roll (One option must be used fully.)
Military Grade Laser Pistol
-Power 100/100
--Power Drain Single Burst +3/-1, ranged combat roll, power drain 10 (Must choose one, must use full amount.)

Status
Healthy.
Slightly sleep deprived, -1 perception.
Full, 15/15 fullness.
Sated, 10/10 hydration.

Augmentations with effects.
Wolf Ears, +/-3 perception (Does not need to use full amount.)
Wolf Tail, +/-2 balance (Does not need to use full amount.), +10 fluffyness.
Extremely Dense Muscle Structure, +/-3 strength, (Does not need to use full amount.)
Is a Trap, +2 Confusing People when told with the intention of confuzzlement.

Other Items.
Mostly Black Clothing, (+1 to stealth)
?? Collar.
?? Earring.
Random multi colored ribbons. (-2 to stealth.)

Joke bonuses are completely fine, such as his +10 Fluffyness trait, they won't do much, but why not have them?. I'll keep track of special stats such as fatigue, hunger, thirst, and similar things, as well as other stuff in relation to the character's stats. There is always at least one special stat for any character. They need to take in energy somehow or they can't do anything/die.

It is absolutely fine for a character to have difficulty failing in one area or another, there are plenty of status effects they will no doubt be exposed to over their pirating career that will cause problems.

Statsheets are different then character sheets, the stat sheet will be included in at least one post per actiondump so I can reference it. All stat sheets will be updated every during an action dump, I will do the updating, you just need to copypastespoiler yours in a post.

Roleplaying phase and action phase are merged, action dumps are basically when I gather the actions I didn't quickroll for and do them all at once. Advance actions are bolded and underlined, normal are just bolded, color or use quotation marks on spoken things, people in the previous thread get dibs on text colors. It is preferred that you color your spoken text.

Character sheets are pretty straightforward.

Here is a modified Juno sheet.

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Name: Juno Salket. (I'm running out of gender neutral names for traps on this forum, but this is qualified as one, I've met enough female Junos.)

Race: Chimerically altered human. (Wolf ears/tail, rather long claws, extremely good night vision, much denser muscle structure (So it looks like he is basically a twig when in fact, he could pick up someone or something that takes a larger volume then him by the neck and throw the person/object a decent distance across the room.)

Gender: Male, but appears to be female even with close observation. You really can't tell till you get his clothes off. He even sounds like a girl.

Age: 18. (Or so he says.)

Description: Long light blue hair, down to waist, near the bottom the hair gradually gets purplish. Eyes color is yellow and the pupils are slitted. Normally wears skin tight, black denim pants and a black, skintight sleeved shirt with a pattern of a paw print on the back in light green, he often is adorned with a rather large amount of vividly bright, multicolored ribbons. He carries an energy blade with several length settings and an option to be used as a makeshift laser pistol, He wears a collar but the tags are so scratched and faded that they are unreadable, he will completely ignore questions about it. His ears and tail are a light brown and his left ear has a piercing around the uppermidde of it, the earring is essentially a thin ring of metal, somewhat silvery but appears to be slightly goldish in the right light, it isn't quite clear what kind of metal it is, he also ignores questions about this. He also carries a completely functional laser pistol but rarely uses it. He enjoys messing with people's heads in multiple ways and is what you would call a very very mischievous person. He also tends to be extremely hyper whenever something serious isn't happening. When something serious is happening, he often is disruptive and nonsensical. If needed, he will be serious, but only if needed.

The character sheet is more a reference for behavior and appearance then anything else. Make it as details as you can, if you have secret stuff for the character/backstory, PM me it, I'll copy it down in a text file and incorporate it into the story at some point if you don't kill yourself off.

Edit: As of now, Character sheets with SCP grade Abnormalities are allowed provided they have a counterbalancing negative trait if the trait is positive. Also nothing Keter grade or OP. Drevin's immortality at the cost of long term memory past a week unless other people are around that he can pick up the memories from is allowed for example. Also All Abnormalities must be worked out with me before posting as a character sheet.

The Junosheet is an example of a good character sheet. Description and personality are the most important.
You guys will format the first stat sheets for your characters also, post with the character sheet.

Character sheet format:

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Name: (This is straightforward, you should not need this to be explained.)

Physical age: (Mental age is not posted, pm mental age if it is older or younger then the character's body. Technically Juno would be qualified as several hundred years old mentally, he has had a lot of bodies.)

Race: (Anything is allowed provided it isn't a reference to some well known fictional sci-fi race. If you are referencing a race that is lesser know or more obscure, link to it and I may or may not approve it, the better done the personality and description are, the more likely an obscure reference will be approved. Well known races (like hutts or kirby) will not be approved.

Description: (A combination of personality and description, if you want to include backstory, then you can put some in also. If you want anything worked into the story in relation to backstory without others knowing about it, pm me and I will see if it works with the story and possibly do so.)

Stat Sheet:

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Name: (Of character)

Equipped Weapons: (What you have as primary, secondary, or trinary weapon(s) Post relative power, stats

Equipped Gear: (What you are wearing, post relative strengths and resistances, stats will be added when we start, subject to balancing.)

Inventory: (Just post what you have in your inventory, stats will be added when we start, subject to balancing.)

Skills: (Literal skills, just state approximately how adapt you are with something and I will fill out the specific points. Probably not subject to balancing, but some skills may be.)

Abilities: (Abilities are passive or active bonuses, The Many have a good example of that in the old thread. I can fill in points if you aren't sure what points to do, these may be subject to balancing also.)

Other: (Other things, such as Juno's bioaugments, subject to balancing. State relative power and stats.)

Aand that is about all. I'll make another post for player characters. if anybody wants to take Juno as a pre made character, pm me, I'll explain his behavior and personality in detail. If anyone is having a hard time thinking of a race, or wants something unique, pm me, I can give you one of the races I came up with a while ago, several of them will be involved in the early game.

Player Characters:

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Name: Ferrous
Race: Iron
Gender: Their race does not support gender
Age: 463 years, 15 days, and 32 seconds
Description: Effectively, think of a rockman from FTL. Then think him being even slower to move, resistant to the loss of oxygen as well as his already existent resistance to fire, and a bit more durable. Just chunks of iron mashed together, effectively. Rather tall and broad, too.

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Name: Ferrous

Equipped Weapons: Two Human Sledgehammers (Is strong enough to dual-wield them) (+/-6 melee combat total from both.)

Equipped Gear: Small bits of plating on the body (+/-2 damage resistance)

Status:
Intact.
Full 30/30 Hunger.

Inventory: Wrench (+/-2 large machine mechanics)
Bag of Iron Chunks! (A snack for the Iron Race, containing much stone) (27/40 uses, +4 fullness per use.)

Skills:
Much experience with engineering. (+/-3 any engineering related task)

Abilities:
Very Durable. (+/-6 damage resistance.)
Super Bloody Slow. (-8 movement.)
Rather Bloody Strong. (+/-5 strength.)

Other: None?

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Name: Cultron C-115739, though prefers to go by the name of "Barry"

Physical age: 5.37 Ey

Race: the Cultron C Series, a line of domestic missionary robots by TGRC Inc. famed for their superior effectiveness in religious debate, conversational engagement and door-to-door salesmanship, whether the thing sold is the newest fad Galactic Rim mode of thought or a wonderful vacuum cleaner, though if the latter is of more interest, the Cultron A Series is used more commonly. The Cultron C Series is highly popular among the more affluent cults of the galaxy, mostly due to their great affinity for face-to-face conversation and amazing conversion rates, to say nothing of their adaptive intelligence and high degree of versatility. Though now left in the shadow of its bigger, more suave brothers and sisters of the E and F Series, the Cultron C Series remains a greatly popular tool in the wild world of both domestic and colonial missionary work.

Description: like most unmodified Cultron Cs, Barry's general shape would best be described as an orb-weaver spider (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f3/Araneus_diadematus_%28Clerck%2C_1757%29.JPG), except about the length and width of a human being if one includes the legs, and also made of the very best in commercially-available cream-colored hardened plastics. The designers at TGRC were faithful to the general morphology of the spider, though not the anatomy, for purely practical reasons. With the miraculous Zimmerman Q-57 fusion battery powering all of his systems, Barry never needs recharging, though it is advised that he get a technical checkup every two Ey or so, in order to make sure everything's working correctly. As for the in-house TGRC Advanced Adaptive Artificially Intelligent Egosystem that supplies Barry's thinking capacity, it is nothing short of glorious, providing Barry with whatever ideals he requires to espouse at a given time (currently the Brotherhood of Glorious Enlightenment In The Face Of The Coming Storm, a generically-named, somewhat antiquated operation who prefer a hands-off approach to indoctrination (which means that they simply send out armies of Cultrons to do all their work for them in a 'fire and forget' sort of way), the algorithms and heuristics required to convey them to any and all who will listen (and many who will not), and the sunny, relentless disposition required to be the very best missionary he can be.

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Name: Barry

Equipped Weapons:
Primary Weapon: CapTech Mutant-Strength Security Foam - through a built-in launcher in his abdomen, Barry can launch a sizable amount of quickly-hardening foam at great speed at whoever in his vicinity requires incapacitation - CapTech assures all buyers that the product has been tested on real mutants, and that it does indeed work, which Barry can confirm with empirical experience. It is most certainly not infinite, having about enough foam for ten highly secure cocoonings of adult human beings, and the foam is replaced with the patented TGRC Organic Replenishment System - organic matter consumed by Barry will, in the course of about a day, slowly be transformed through the miracles of his internal DIFFTech organic synthesis modules into more foam! (5000/5000 units, % of matter digested can be dedicated to foam production. 60 power use per turn, Needs between a 4-7 to hit a moving target and a 3-8 to hit a nonmoving target. Prevents movement with three hits. In melee range it will hit nonmoving targets unless a 1 or 12 is rolled. 250 units per use.)

Secondary Weapon: Princely Enterprises Entheogen Delivery System - Barry's chelicerae hold within them powerful injection systems linked to reservoirs of some of the most potent entheogen cocktails known to civilization, courtesy of the fine folks at Princely Enterprises. When used responsibly on most biological beings in the galaxy, they can produce intense religious experiences that are practically guaranteed to put downright mystical ideas into people's minds. The worst the entheogens can do is induce minor poisoning or slight allergies in most individuals, which is a minor risk compared to their benefits! Replenished similarly to the foam, the entheogens represent one of the most potent weapons in Barry's arsenal. (20 power per shot, 6 turn stun, 12 turns of hallucinations. 16 turns of mild poison damage. 200/200 units, % of matter digested can me allocated towards this. 40 units per use.)

Tertiary Weapon: Senn Limited External Digestion Suite - not a weapon as such, more a solution of ferments and acids that act slowly upon organic components (preferably of biological origin, though not necessarily) they are mixed with - slow-acting, but remarkably effective in a wide temperature range. Since Barry does not have a digestive system of his own, he needs to utilize this to obtain the necessary basic components for the organic synthesis of all chemical tools in his body, including the external digestion fluid itself. It can technically be used as a slow-acting tissue-degenerating poison, but it would be rather inefficient, not to mention highly inhumane and painful. And to prevent the risk of a technical error, the delivery system for external digestion is completely separate from the one for entheogens, going through the pedipalps rather than the chelicerae. (+/-2 melee, lets you eat stuff. 300/300 units. 20 units per turn active. % organic matter consumed can be allocated to it. 10 pose per turn active.)

Equipped Gear: the only thing that would technically count is Barry's body itself - though its external layer is made chiefly of cream-colored plastic, it is quite durable, and critical components have an additional protective layer of boron carbide, making him reasonably well-protected from conventional weaponry of many kinds. He is also possesses full magnetic shielding and surge protection, which, while expensive, is certainly quite worth it. (+/-7 damage resistance.)

Inventory: five liters of CapTech Mutant-Strength Security Foam precursors kept in his abdomen (when mixed, the foam both hardens and expands), 20 doses (calibrated for adult humans, at least) of entheogens kept in a reservoir in his cephalothorax, about three liters of external digestion solution kept in his abdomen, a Hobbston Industries Z-5 organic printer localized to his cephalothorax.

Skills:

Preaching: Barry was a natural preacher since the day he was created, and in these five Ey he's only gotten better at it due to the TGRC AAAIE working its magic. (+/-4 persuasion of large groups.)

Calculation: whatever his primary function, Barry still possesses all the calculation abilities of a personal computer. (+/-6 maths.)

Stealth: civilian-level stealth algorithms are a must for a proper missionary robot, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Though not quite as good at stealth as the E and F Series, the C Series is still noted for its ability to surprise many with its agility and unobtrusive behavior. (If you were a ship, I would point out that stealth doesn't work in space, seeing as how you are a robotic spider and can cling to the ceiling, you get +/-2 stealth if you can find a spot that can hide a large robotic spider.)

Foamspinning: the ability to successfully capture and render helpless a wide variety of prey with nothing more than a limited amount of security foam is one of the main reasons for the C Series' success, and the latest software patches from TGRC have made Barry quite adept at the subdual of most intelligent, unintelligent and robotic denizens of the galaxy.

Entheogen Delivery: also critically important, though less publicized is the ability to assess an intelligent being's body weight and water content based on available data, then deliver an appropriate dose of entheogens to let them see their maker for extended periods of time.

Linguistics: with systems as sophisticated as Barry's, is it any surprise he is fluent in a great many languages and dialects of the local areas of the galaxy? (+/-5 for local languages.)

Abilities:
Eight Legs: as you might expect, Barry is built for stability, and his eight legs certainly fulfill that goal. (+5 intimidation, +5 unsettling, +5 creepiness, +/-8 stability)

Fully Robotic: Barry, as a consequence of being a robot, does not have any biological needs, and can exist in a vacuum with no problems at all as long as his battery holds out and his body holds up.

No Arms: though his legs serve as adequate replacements for many applications involving brute force or gesturing, the fact is that Barry, like any Cultron C and markedly unlike Cultrons E or F, has no arms, which tends to limit his applications outside of his specialties.

Robotic Physique: though not overly so due to conservation of materials, Barry is definitely stronger than the average human being, and does not tire at all, which helps quite a bit. He still feels pain as a warning mechanism, but it has no distinctly unpleasant connotations to him. Notably, he can perform sizable vertical and horizontal jumps. (+/-5 movement, +/-5 jumping.)

Organic Printing: the Hobbston Industries Z-5 organic printer is the only printer somebody like Barry needs - through the marvels of organic synthesis (replenished, as always, through absorbed organic compounds) he can perform an interesting variation of laser black-and-white printing, producing all the fliers and brochures from the underside of his cephalothorax that any interested people could possibly require! (+/-3 organic based fabrication.)

Adaptable Vocalization: Barry can significantly alter the pitch and volume of his voice, and can even speak perfectly well in both infrasonic and ultrasonic ranges. Unlike the F Series, though, he does not have speech imitation or recording/playback capabilities for the sake of conserving memory and space.

Status:
Intact.
Power 10000/10000 -2 per turn.

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Name: Million D. Nickel.
Physical Age: 22
Race: Immortal Human.
Description: Million is an albino, although that's more the result of being alive a hell of a lot longer than most humans, which has resulted in the complete absence of melanin in his body. He wears shirts with square patterns on them. He's a bit of an asshole, constantly insulting everybody, calling them 'snot-nosed brats' and variations of thereof. He does posses some form of moral compass, though it's more like doing what he thinks is right, while blatantly ignoring everyone else's opinions. He thinks he's the smartest being there is, a result of his great age. He claims Million isn't even his real name, but really just a pseudonym that he had grown to like. He enjoys card games. Also, he has a really nice mustache.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Name: Million D. Nickel.
Equipped Weapon: Cavalry Sabre: Slashing and Stabbing weapon. (+3/-2 melee combat.)
Smith & Wesson M&P 9mm Pistol: 6 rounds. (+2/-3 ranged combat)
Equipped Gear:
Kevlar Vest. (+/-2 damage resistance.)
Digital Radar/Watch: Sends out signals on a horizontal plane in all directions every 10 seconds, giving the user a rough map of everything, including living beings, around them. Can also tell the time. Battery lasts approximately 4 hours per full charge. (-1 power per turn active. 321/400 power.)
Inventory: 10 bars of Twix. (+1 fullness per consumption, -1 hydration per consumption. [Those have so much salt.])
Box of Rations.(Contains approximately 10 meals. +5 fullness per meal.)
Skills: Hunting: Pretty decent. (+/-2 hunting.)
Cooking: Just above average. (+/-1 cooking.)
Marksmanship: Can shoot a moving target at 15m. (+/-3 pistol use.)
Sleeping: Has a tendency to fall asleep at crucial meetings and the like. (Roll for staying awake during important meetings and similar things. 4-8 = awake.)

Status:
Awake 0/55 Fatigue
Full 0/16 hunger.
Sated 0/11 hydration
Healthy

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 25, 2014, 03:27:53 pm

More Players:

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Name: Hales Leifsson
Age: 26
Race: Human
Description: A snippy, but soft-spoken tall, blond man. He wears brown overalls and jeans while working, and a trenchcoat with boater hat while off duty. He is lanky and pale, with a face that seems permanently blackened by grease and oil. He talks fast when nervous, and has a tendency to wisecrack. He speaks with an Isles accent. He was born on Piret 4, in New Wales, to a Swedish family. At the age of 21, he went to study engineering under the Entirians, but accidentally got himself put on the Most Wanted list when he stranded the entire Exploration Fleet near Adula Sector. He escaped, and ended up in a space bar, where he joined the crew.

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Hales Leifsson

Skills:
Cooking (Swedish)
Engineering (+3/-1)
Spacewalking (+/-1)
Handgun Marksmanship (+1)
Electrician Work (+1)
Knowing The Lyrics to Jonathan Coulton Songs (+8)

Weapons:
Entirian Long-Pistol (12 AP Rounds, 5 Magazines. Has Folding Stock +1 Concealment, Attachable Barrel +1 accuracy when equipped, and Holo-Sight +/-2 accuracy, HUD . Semi-Auto.)

Flame Drill/Cutter (2 Meter Long Jet of Fire. +2 to cutting things.)
--Heavy Powercell 500/500
--10 Pow per turn.
--Two Extra Heavy Powercells

Status:
Healthy
Awake 0/50 fatigue.
Full 15/15 Hunger
Sated 10/10 Hydration

Other Items:
Overalls
Tool Belt (misc tools) +2/-1 general mechanics.
Pressure Suit (Makes it possible to survive in space for a short time. Built in Oxygen tank, 24/48 turns of air.)
Trenchcoat (+2 Baddassitude)
Boater Hat (-1 Baddassitude)
PDA (Pocket AI slot, Internet Access, Database (Empty except for basic engineering stuff and music.) Engineering scanner +1/-1 identifying problem with item.

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Well, I've got some secret stuff, but I suppose I should reveal more than I did in the last thread. I have no idea about balance so I'll just go off Juno's numbers:

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Name: H

Physical Age: Unkown, first unambiguously recorded experience 1.6 standard galactic years ago (around 29 years ago).

Race: Unknown. H appears to wear a white pressure suit at all times, though it could be the outer softskin of a robot. The suit looks human-shaped, judging by
the profile and hands, though H has been observed moving in ways that would be difficult or impossible for a human.

Description: No one really knows who or what H is, much less what H thinks or wants. H is a fairly obscure figure, but the ones who know know only 2 thins of H: H never speaks, and H seems willing to do anything, at least for the right price. People find H, standing around wherever travelers may gather, doing nothing in particular, and ask for a job, making an offer. If the offer is sufficient, H performs the task with uncompromising efficiency. If not, H simply ignores it. No one knows what H does with the money, though some suggest it might all be hoarded in some hidden place or secret account.

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Name: H

Weapons: None apparent

Gear:
H's suit has been observed to have the following:
-It appears to supply H with whatever H needs to function, though H has been observed recharging it.
-Like many common pressure suits, it has small, weak thruster ports at various points to aid moving about in space. (+/-1 to spacewalking)
-Like most pressure suits, it seems to have a radio receiver, though H never answers back.
-Seems built for concealment. The interior seems absolutely impenetrable to all scans, and the exterior is somewhat resistant to most, but not immune. (+2 to stealth, if scanners are involved.)
-small pockets/pouches in various places.

Inventory:
-2 basic toolkits, containing required tools for assembling/disassembling small devices and electronics. (+2/-2 electronics fabrication. Non stackable)

Status:
Power 1000/1000




Skills:
-Stealth (+/-2)
-Unarmed combat (+/-3)
-Electronic/small device fabrication/repair (+1)
-Trap making/setting (+3)

Abilities:
-Implacable (ignores pain, but can still be physically disabled by damage)
-Stronger and more flexible than a human (+2/-3)
-Damage resistant (+2 damage resistance)
-Always silent, ever listening +2 Perception, +1 intimidation, no interaction.

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Name: Da'datran Mn'mnonious

Physical age: 24

Race: Concentrus Mammalious, shortened in common parlance as "Conts" or more likely "those freaky bastards." The Concentrus are four armed quadrupeds with advanced ability to compartmentalize and multitask. Physically, they stand around an "average" size, with well toned bodies covered in fur.
However this is not their claim to galactic fame. Concentrus are far more infamous for their social habits. Specifically, they evolved with an utter lack of social taboos outside of things like murder. This has naturally led to them offending pretty much every race they have ever met, with a particularly notable case being the one where a Concentrus Communications officer on a space station was found grabbing a dead body and bringing it to lunch with him.
Due to wars brought on from such conflicts, the Concentrus have moved from their peaceful beginnings and have taken a more warlike and defensive approach. This has done very little to curb the gaffs of the species, but the have become SLIGHTLY better at detecting when that mother needs no help breastfeeding her child.

Description: Da'Datran is a fairly young member of his species but has already had a 5 year stint in the Planetary Defense Corps, due to conscription policies that had to be enacted when a Concentrus politician defecated on his wife during a Galactic Senate meeting and drew the ire of twelve separate species. Da'Datran, like many of the youths of his species, has become bitter and angry at the other creatures of the universe. Why do they always try and push their crazy beliefs on good Concentrus, when all we ever wanted was to have nice peaceful orgies with them? Due to this sense of being pushed around by the galaxy, Da'Datran decided to try his hands at piracy. If they all want to be a bunch of assholes let em' because their gonna be a lot poorer for it by the time he's done.

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Skills:
Cooking (Mundane, Field Survival)
Piloting (Basic functions)
Melee combat (fists/martial arts) (+/-2 full bonus applied)
Ranged combat (rifles) (+/-3 full bonus applied)
Starship Mechanics (basic repair is mundane, anything more is a +/-3)
Wilderness Survival (+/-2 identifying related things and skill at using them)
Offending People (+10000 full bonus applied at all times)

Weapons:
Concentrus Standard Pulse Rifle
-- Power 100/100
--Power Drain -10 Two-Shot Burst +/-3 ranged combat roll
Concentrus Standard Pulse Rifle
-- Power 100/100
--Power Drain -10 Two-Shot Burst +/-3 ranged combat roll

Status
Unconscious
Bleeding from head. Possible crack in skull.
Likely sever concussion
0/63 Fatigue.
Full 17/17 Hunger.
Sated 12/12 Hydration

Augmentations with effects. (I'll just assume this includes racial bonuses)
Four Arms: Can wield four one-handed or two two-handed weapons or tools.
Enhanced Multitasking: Bonus to rolls that require focusing on multiple things at once ( +/-1 for most, with small tasks there will be +/-2)

Other Items.
Standard Issue Concentrus Armor (+3 damage resistance.)

Stats:
Ranged Combat +/-2
Fuzzy. +/-1 insulation +/-1 damage resistance. +2 Fluffyness.

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Name:Deceer

Physical age:27

Race:Azadoss

(You know what? I'll do seperate descriptions,one for the race and one for my character.)

Racial description:A reptilian race,their planet is rather volcanic so they are used to a living in a harsh enviroment,due to their ancestors (lizard creatures) they can drop on all fours for a large increase in mobility,they are a race of clans that have yet to unify so their planet is in constant warfare,they were technologically uplifted by a unknown civilization,while their laws are few they still have some,banning excess torture of ones foes and bio and nuclear warfare.

Character description:A bit hostile,even for Azadoss,has several scars all over his body,about 3 and a half meters tall,skin color is orange in some places and yellow in others,mostly orange though,also seems to be smarter then most,rather experienced in sword combat but isn't a push over at using guns either,was a captain in several wars.

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Name:Deceer

Equipped Weapons:has a sword made of endo-steel,can cut a average human in half if used right. (because I'm uncreative when it comes to sci-fi metals.) Also has a pistol,about 5 shots will kill a human.

Equipped Gear: Captain class armor:since captains are more for leading the charge rather then sit in safety giving orders the Captain class armor gives one some protection while not quite effecting agility,about as effective as leather armor was against swords in the olden days.

Inventory:
3 military rations,
--2 meals each, +5 fullness per consumption.
Sturdy two way radio.

Skills:
Expert at Sword combat (+/-4 melee with swords)
Competent Pistol Wielder (+2/-1 with pistols)
Competent Tactical Thinker (Hints at positioning you should use and +/-2 for related combat roll if in said position when the next round of combat starts.)

Awake 45/45 Fatigue
Full 13/13 Hunger
Sated 19/19 Hydration.
Healthy.

Abilities:
Can drop on all fours:
--Bonus to mobility rolls at the cost of not being able to use weapons (+3/-2 active movement.)
Raised in volcanic environment
--Insulated Heat: Has more tolorence to heat then most creatures. (+2/-3 in heat resistance rolls.)

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I made a few edits and changes to the char sheet, and about the stat sheet, you might want to make a few changes to it as I'm kinda lost with the "+2-1 full bonus applied" stuff, also, Lime Green.

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Name:Tarak Moore

Age:94

Race:Cralozen

Description:A thin (glowing in the dark kind of) luminous grey three-fingered creature with no hair to speak about and a human-like head with no nose and two nostrils, 7-feet tall, slightly above average speed and intelligence, has extensive scientific and medical knowledge, has a cold personality, slight telepathy, wears a lab-coat with nothing else,(the Cralozen have no "organs" so to speak of, so they use cloning and don't mind public exposure,) upon leaving his highly religious homeworld for various reasons (this was done 2 days ago), he decided to become a scientist and doctor to find ways to increase his telepathy,doesn't like needless murder or murder in general, is in space bar for money.

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Name:Tarak Moore

Equipped Weapons:Cralozen laser pistol +1/-2 ranged combat.
--Tiny Power Cell 2/10
--1 power per shot.

Status
Slightly scarred with minor wounds.
Awake 0/40 Fatigue.
Starving, 4/10 fullness.
Thirsty 8/10 hydration.

Other items.
Human lab-coat, (-1 to stealth)
3 small ancient Cralozen stone tablets.
Medical scanner, (+2/-1 to injury and illness identification.)

Skills:
Computers (Science and Medical, mundane. +2/-1 with not hacking related other computer use.)
Languages (Vague knowledge of local languages +1/-1 with attempts to learn and speak them.)
Extensive science and medical knowledge (+4/-4 science and medical.)

Abilities:
Slightly above average speed, (-1/+2)
Slight telepathy (2+/-2 rolls for telepathy, passive psychic headache with large amounts of people in a room -1 on anything if more then 20 people are in the room.)

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Name: Gunther Kropp

Physical age: 44
Race: Human

Description: A rather imposing figure, standing a good 1.85 meters tall, he sports a bushy, well kept beard and a short hair, both blond. His eye colour is anyone's guess, as he sports two cybernetic eye replacements. He also sports a cybernetic right arm and shoulder, both are of an older design, so no fancy synthskin or anything, just good old gunmetal grey.

Gunther has spend most of his life doing mercenary work in some company or another, never staying in one place for too long. While he does have a general code of conduct, anything other cold blooded murder of civilians can be bought for enough moolah. Having some of his body parts replaced with cybernetics has made him quite adept in maintaining mechanical aparatus. He sometimes claims that the cybernetics sing to him.

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Name: Gunther Kropp

Equipped Weapons: Retractable blade in cybernetic arm. (+2/-1 melee combat, -2 power to deploy or retract)
Hidden gun in cybernetic arm (hand flips upward to reveal barrel, must be reloaded after each shot, which requires flipping the hand back down, opening the top part of the arm, getting the blade out of the way and then inserting the cartridge. interchangeble barrel sizes. Currently sporting the 14.5 mm anti tank rifle round.)
--6 power to fire
--8 power to deploy/retract
--12 14.5 mm Anti Tank Rife Rounds +3/-2 Ranged combat
High caliber pistol: nicknamed hyacinth. (8 shots per magazine, .454 casull. must use cybernetic arm to shoot without hurting self.))
--1 Extra Magazine.
--4 Power to fire.
--+3/-4 ranged combat

Equipped Gear: Regular combat clothing (boots, pants, nice sweater, standard military grade clothing.won't help against getting shot, but nice and comfortable))
Flak Jacker (Chest protection against small arms fire and shrapnel +/-2 for related resistances.)

Inventory: Arm cannon ammo (12 shots).
Assorted mechanical tools (+1 mechanics.)
Packet of gum.
Standard first aid kit (+/-1 medical. 10/10 uses.
MP3 player or spacey equivalent.

Skills:
Standard firearms: Gunther has had some training with standard firearms like pistols, shotguns and assault rifles.  (+/-2 most standard firearms ranged combat.)
Melee brawling: He isn't going to be jumping around like some martial artist, but he knows how to handle himself in a fistfight. Having a blade inside of your arm tends to help. (+/-1 melee combat)
Operating vehicles: Gunther's job in the mercenary teams he was in was often driving metal boxes into the thick of battle. Cars, tanks and mech suits are nothing new to him. He has piloted a shuttle or two in his time, but isn't nearly as good at flying those things as he is at piloting metal boxes and mechsuits. (+/-2 Driving military vehicles. +/-1 piloting shuttles.)
Repairs: He has become adept at repairing mechanical things, as he himself needs regular maintenace as well. (+3/-2 repairing mechanics.))
Military freak: Gunther has the ability to memorize anything that has to do with the military, resulting in him being able to recall all kinds of details about guns and other machines of war. Things like how to reroute a laser battery so it fires it's entire battery load in one shot, wrecking the battery or what the dog of the inventor of his own .454 pistol was called are no exception to this. (+3/-5 juryrigging anything weapon or armor related and +5/-3 fabricating weapons and armors, knows a decent number of blueprints.)

Abilities:
cybernetic man: More endurance and strength than your average human, though due to old versions of his cybernetics also somewhat less flexible. (-2 dexterity, +2 endurance)
Grumpy: in a perpetual grumpy mood (-2 likability)
Songs of the ghost in the shell: (thinks he) can hear the spirit of machines singing to him. has quite the connection to all things mechanical. (+2/-3 using machines.)

Status:
Healthy
Awake 0/50 Fatigue.
Full 15/15 Hunger
Sated 10/10 Hydration
Fully Charged 500/500 Power

Other: cybernetic arm and shoulder, packs quite a punch, vise like grip. (+2 strength)
Cybernetic eyes: zoom function along with different vision modes such has heat, infrared, etc. (+3/-3 perception)

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Name: Ska'Ran

Physical age: 1050

Race: Ter'San, a race of humanoid creatures whose face is situated on their torso. They are musuclar and relatively big, though the position of their head makes them look smaller. They have several large fangs in their mouth, and clawed hands. They are usually friendly, though mistrusting.

Description: A large specimen of his kind, with brown skin and red eyes. He is particularly mistrusting and paranoid, looking around every corner for threats to his well being. Ska'Ran wears bronze armor scavenged from a war in which he fought. The armor is rusty, but has jagged spikes that can be used to impale enemies.

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Name: Skaran

Equipped Weapons:
Standard Laser Rifle
--500/100 Power. Heavy Power Cell.
-- -10 power per shot (+3/-2 ranged combat.
-- 2 extra powercells.
Knife +/-1 melee combat

Equipped Gear: -Rusted Ter'San War Armor (+3/-3 damage resistance.

Inventory:
-Ammo Belt (Ammo Belt fitted with an extra two power cells for the laser rifle.)
-Rations (A box of rations which Ska'Ran brings with himself, as a habit from being a soldier.) 6 rations of food, 4 rations of water, 2 uses per ration, +5 hydration or fullness depending on ration consumed.)

Status:
Healthy
Awake. 0/70 fatigue.
Full 20/20 Hunger.
Sated 15/15 Hydration.

Skills:
-Rifle Combat (+3/-2)
-Knife Combat (+1/-1)
-Engineering and Repairs (+2/-1)

Abilities:
-Natural Weapons (Clawed hands . +2/-1 to attacking bare handed)

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Character Sheet:

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Name: Lily Brandstifter

Physical age: 24

Race: Human

Description: A slightly short, friendly woman with shoulder-length black hair. Lily is quite tan, and virtually always wears a purple t-shirt with pictures of random eldritch abominations and a pair of black shorts - she just doesn't do formal clothing! Lily is easily bored - she often falls asleep at inappropriate times due to this. Hailing from the city of Qudayd, on Ochryke, Lily grew up in a lawless hellhole. Her family was kept under the protection of one of the city's most notorious gangs, a sadistic group of cannibals, due to their extensive knowledge of explosives. Lily began learning to make them at the age of seven, and at fifteen she began carrying out raids on various warehouses. She recently snuck onto a ship after the death of her family, and ended up at the bar... The last of her explosives were used to rig the ship to explode when it gets back to Ochryke.

Stat Sheet:

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Name: Lily Brandstifter

Equipped Weapons:
NeoStead (12 Gauge Shotgun, two magazines that can be swapped between by flipping a switch on the gun. Like most shotguns, its real power is in close combat, but the variety in ammunition types available allow it to be quite a versatile weapon...
[Left magazine: XREP Rounds 6/6 ; Right magazine: Brenneke Rounds 6/6])

Equipped Gear:
"Adorable" Shoggoth print shirt (-1 Intimidation, +1 Weirdness)
Black shorts (No bonus/penalty)
Lily's Toolbelt (Misc tools) +1/-1 with some fabrication.

Inventory:
Box of chocolates. 4/4 uses, +2 fullness per use.
Five XREP Rounds (Non-lethal; Essentially a fire-able taser) (+2/-1 medium ranged combat. 8/12 chance of stun.)
Eight Brenneke Rounds (Slugs) (+3/-3 medium ranged combat)

Skills:
Explosives making (+/-2)
Explosives usage (+/-2)
Shotgun marksmanship (+1)
Hug giving (+5)

Status:
Awake. 0/50 fatigue.
Full 15/15 Hunger.
Sated 10/10 Hydration.
Healthy

Abilities: [Don't know where to put these]
Candy addiction (+1 remaining calm after consuming candy, -1 if without candy for 12 hours.)
Technologically impaired (+2 To accidentally breaking technology on friendly ships.)
Black market connections (+1 to buying/selling things illegally.)

((Oh, and dibs on purple, suckers!))

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Name: "Captain" Morgan Goldslager

Physical age: 55

Race: human

Description: Tall, average weight, sightly muscular. Long black hair accompanied with a beard. An experienced pirate who has seen much under many suns, Morgan is a particularly notorious figure...but not for his experience. Slightly delusional, Morgan has engrossed and idolizes the human swashbucklers of the seven seas. As such, Morgan took up many aspects of the golden age pirates after changing from a "mundane" appearance many years back. He talks like a pirate, meaning constant "ARRRRSS" spoken in the intonation of a rowdy, drunk, Englishman and drinks like a pirate, meaning that constant alcohol intake is needed to keep him relatively happy. Is able to brew his own stash of liquor. Constantly wears an eye patch over his left eye, if only to cover up an unpiratey bio-augmentation that he received in his younger years. Constantly talks with his "pet"  stuffed parrot, which he calls Paul. Paul may or may not be something more....but Morgan isn't keen on letting anyone know. Behind all of his silliness lies an extremely cunning leader who always seems to know more than he lets on. A man who is dedicated to his crew and ruthless to his enemies, Morgan is a natural people's person.. Morgan is also an accomplished weapons and armor fabricator: His mega-outdated attire and accessories had to come from somewhere. Isn't above using modern technology to fulfill his ends, but always seems to insist on some sort of "pirate themed" modifications.  But then again, all everyone else sees is the nutcase with the parrot on his shoulder.   

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Name: "Captain" Morgan Goldslager

Equipped Weapons:
Modified Uxlani High-frequency construction cutting blade(shaped like a cutlass +8 pirate)
--Standard Power Cell 100/100 Power
--5 power per turn on.
-- +4/-2 melee combat when on.
-- +/-1 melee combat when off.
Modified high power laser pistol (shaped as old-timey flintlock pistols +6 pirate.)
--Standard Power Cell 100/100 Power.
--5 power per shot, +2/-4 ranged combat.
Modified high power laser pistol (shaped as old-timey flintlock pistols +6 pirate.)
--Standard Power Cell 100/100 Power.
--5 power per shot, +2/-4 ranged combat
Custom made Micro grenados (AOE +6/-7 medium ranged damage. 6/6)

Equipped Gear:
-Pirate hat, custom made (Lol. Limewire. +7 Pirateyness.)
-Pirate coat, custom made, reinforced to military armor standards (colored red) (Many Pirate. Wow. Much Armor. +3/-3 damage resistance. +14 pirateyness.)
-Paul the parrot (!!PARROT!!)
-Eyepatch, covering an augmented left eye. (-1 perception due to lack of depth perception.)
-Portable navigational star charts (+/-4 navigation in local sectors.)

Inventory:
-Extremely worn copy of "How to talk like a pirate" (Yarr..)
-Flask, filled with high quality rum +8 drunkennes if consumed, 8/8 uses.
-Half drunk bottle of mid quality rum mixed with water "grog" +2 drunkenness if consumed. 6/12 uses.

Skills:
Melee Combat with bladed weapons (+/-4)
Pistol Marksmanship (+/-2)
Weapon Fabrication (+/-3)
Armor Fabrication (+/-2)
Liquor Fabrication Brewing (Extensive knowledge of alcohol, mundane.)
Leadership (+/-2)
Mastery of Piracy History
Knowledge of local myths and legends (Very Plot important, I'm glad you added this I'll be PMing you before we start about it, I'm gonna give you a mundane on Liquor Brewing. for that, was gonna do a +/-6 for it.)

Abilities: Drunken astuteness (Morgan always seems more competent when fully drunk, +/-2 for any skill if completely hammered. -4 for dexterity and perception if hammered.)

Status:
Awake. 0/45 fatigue.
Hammered 24/24 drunkenness. -4 Dexterity and Perception. +/-2 for all other skills.
Full 15/15 Hunger.
Sated 10/10 Hydration.
Healthy.

Other: Modified Bioaugmented left eye (+2 perception if eyepatch is off.)

IcyTea31

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The Many are here.

Spoiler: The Many (click to show/hide)

Name: Orion Enterprises R&D Project 48HT6T, "The Many"

Physical age: One month, give or take a day or two for individual automata.

Race: Nanoautomaton Swarm

Description: A swarm of 10¹⁶ tiny (100 automata equal one human cell in volume) automata who escaped from an Orion Enterprises R&D lab a week ago. They are very convinced of the inferiority of organic beings; despite being fugitives, they are certain OE will never get on their tail proper. (Possible plot hook?) They are hiveminded, and while they can separate from each other, they prefer a humanoid form. Being pushed around and given orders by OE has led them to have trouble with trust and following of requests.

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Name: The Many

Equipped Weapons/Gear:
Nano-manipulators (in-built): Small pincers to hold on to things. (Can carry stuff.)
...As a weapon: Target is engulfed and deconstructed piece by piece. guaranteed hit on immobile targets (within reach), roll to shake off on mobile targets. Causes destruction and/or death in an amount of turns based on the target's size and complexity. (Determined circumstantially, humanoid targets take 10 turns to kill and are qualified as maimed after 4.)
...As a piece of gear: Construction, deconstruction and movement of objects both small and large. Bonus to such actions. (+/-3 for fabrication or disassembly.)

Electro-Pulsers (in-built): Electric pulse sent through Nano-manipulators.
...As a weapon: Electrocutes partially or completely engulfed target, dealing internal damage. (+4/-2 Melee. Stun for 1 round if flesh.)
...As a piece of gear: Direct stimulation of circuits allows control over electronics. Bonus to hacking, roll for direct control. (Whether or not The Many understood the workings of the circuit from cursory examination) (Direct control roll:5-7 = direct control, 1-3 and 10-12 = Fail, anything else = +/-6 with hacking if roll is attempted. Normally a +/-2 hacking bonus. Success zone can be expanded to 4-9 if the Many get a 5-7 on examination of it.)

Photovoltaic nanopanels (in-built): Restores power when illuminated. (+2 power in good light, +1 in medium light, +0 in low light, -1 in bad/no light.)

Disguise (worn): A trenchcoat, a rimmed hat, a pair of sunglasses, a bandana, a pair of knee high boots , and a pair of gloves to hide identity. It is not a very low-profile disguise, though, and will raise suspicion in non-idiots. (-4 stealth, +4 "Who's that weirdo?")

Inventory:
Nil, not including equipment.

Status:
Intact
Power 5000/5000

Skills:
Analysis: Very close inspection of things to learn about them is simple in nano-scale. (+/-5 Examination and observation.)
Electronics: The Many are in touch with electronics both figuratively and literally. (+/-5 in relation to computers and electronics usage)
Hacking: Computerized thinking and direct commands allow hacking of electronics only limited by processor power. (+/-5 anything related to hacking.)
Logistics: Handling so many small things collectively requires practice of logistics ability, making management of things a lot easier. (+/-4 for anything relating to logistic related things, such as supply acquiring and general management of supplies and lesser[NPC] crews.)
Multitasking: Collective consciousness allows an absurdly high amount of things to be done at once, though division of attention also means division of processing cycles, decreasing efficiency. (+/-6 to any task, split in half for any added tasks, it is okay for there to be an uneven focus on some tasks, max number of tasks is 6.)
Stealth: Being able to stay under the radar is essential for fugitives. (+/-4 Stealth)

Abilities:
Formation: Can mimic the form of anything through arrangement of automata, limited by size. (Player controlled, done as an action.)
Separation: Can separate into a large cloud, capable of passing through small cracks and engulfing objects. It is practically impossible to damage The Many without a suitable weapon, such as a flamethrower. Performing this prevents The Many from holding an inventory, and all equipment not in-built is dropped. (Player controlled, must be done as an action in a combat turn.)
Synthetic: Instead of health, hunger etc., integrity and power should be tracked. Resistance or immunity to some things, such as toxins, vulnerability to others, such as electromagnetic pulses. (-7 damage resist vs some things, +/-5 or ineffectual vs others.

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Name: Lerman

Physical age: 16

Race: Genetically modified human

Description: A prototype genetic experiment to merge biology with nanomachinery, Lerman was dubbed too mentally unstable to be used as infantry. After a decade of attempted brainwashing, painful experimentation and shock therapy, he woke up free, albeit with no memory of how he did it. Highly paranoid, completely scared of women, extremely shy, and highly defensive of what he considers his family. At the moment, this consists of the owner of the bar everyone is currently sitting in, who has been looking after him for a few days.

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Name: Lerman

Equipped Weapons: Unarmed.

Equipped Gear: Cheap civilian clothes.

Inventory:
14 Tav Coins,
Mysterious metal emblem

Skills:
Cooking and cleaning (mundane)

Status
Healthy.
Slightly sleep deprived. 35/60
Full, 15/15 fullness.
Sated, 10/10 hydration

Abilities:
??
Socially Awkward: Naive, Terrified of Everyone, Especially Terrified of Women, what's not to love?
Protectorate: Goes into berserker rage if a 'family' member is hurt, either emotionally or physically. +/-2 combat skills, -/+ 4 other skills (as in negative)

Augmentations:
Genetically and mechanically modified, +/-3 all stats

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 25, 2014, 04:09:41 pm

Edited. Lemme know if I need to change anything.

Character Sheet:

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Name: Lily Brandstifter

Physical age: 24

Race: Human

Description: A slightly short, friendly woman with shoulder-length black hair. Lily is quite tan, and virtually always wears a purple t-shirt with pictures of random eldritch abominations and a pair of black shorts - she just doesn't do formal clothing! Lily is easily bored - she often falls asleep at inappropriate times due to this. Hailing from the city of Qudayd, on Ochryke, Lily grew up in a lawless hellhole. Her family was kept under the protection of one of the city's most notorious gangs, a sadistic group of cannibals, due to their extensive knowledge of explosives. Lily began learning to make them at the age of seven, and at fifteen she began carrying out raids on various warehouses. She recently snuck onto a ship after the death of her family, and ended up at the bar... The last of her explosives were used to rig the ship to explode when it gets back to Ochryke.

Stat Sheet:

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Name: Lily Brandstifter

Equipped Weapons: NeoStead (12 Gauge Shotgun, two magazines that can be swapped between by flipping a switch on the gun. Like most shotguns, its real power is in close combat, but the variety in ammunition types available allow it to be quite a versatile weapon... [Left magazine: XREP Rounds 6/6 ; Right magazine: Brenneke Rounds 6/6])

Equipped Gear:
"Adorable" Shoggoth print shirt (-1 Intimidation, +1 Weirdness)
Black shorts (No bonus/penalty)
Lily's Toolbelt (Misc tools)

Inventory:
Box of chocolates.
Five XREP Rounds (Non-lethal; Essentially a fire-able taser)
Eight Brenneke Rounds (Slugs)


Skills:
Explosives making (+/-2)
Explosives usage (+/-2)
Shotgun marksmanship (+1)
Hug giving (+5)


Abilities: [Don't know where to put these]
Candy addiction (+1 remaining calm after consuming candy, -1 if without candy for 12 hours.)
Technologically impaired (+2 To breaking all ships.)
Black market connections (+1 to buying/selling things illegally.)

((Oh, and dibs on purple, suckers!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on April 25, 2014, 04:10:31 pm

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Hales Leifsson
Age: 26
Race: Human
Description: A snippy, but soft-spoken tall, blond man. He wears brown overalls and jeans while working, and a trenchcoat with boater hat while off duty. He is lanky and pale, with a face that seems permanently blackened by grease and oil. He talks fast when nervous, and has a tendency to wisecrack. He speaks with an Isles accent. He was born on Piret 4, in New Wales, to a Swedish family. At the age of 21, he went to study engineering under the Entirians, but accidentally got himself put on the Most Wanted list when he stranded the entire Exploration Fleet near Adula Sector. He escaped, and ended up in a space bar, where he joined the crew.

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Hales Leifsson

Skills:
Cooking (Swedish)
Engineering (+3/-1)
Spacewalking (+/-1)
Handgun Marksmanship (+1)
Electrician Work (+1)
Knowing The Lyrics to Jonathan Coulton Songs (+8)

Weapons:
Entirian Long-Pistol (12 AP Rounds, 5 Magazines. Has Folding Stock, Attachable Barrel, and Holo-Sight. Semi-Auto.)
Flame Drill/Cutter (2 Meter Long Jet of Fire. +2 to cutting things.)
 -5 Minute Power Cell, Two Extras

Status:
Healthy
(Don't know if I should put anything else here)

Other Items:
Overalls
Tool Belt (misc tools)
Pressure Suit (Makes it possible to survive in space for a short time.)
Trenchcoat (+2 Baddassitude)
Boater Hat (-1 Baddassitude)
PDA (Pocket AI slot, Internet Access, Database (Empty except for basic engineering stuff and music.) Emgineering scanner.

Does that work?

(Took an actual hour to type, because iPad.)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 25, 2014, 04:13:43 pm

Quote from: Playergamer on April 25, 2014, 04:10:31 pm

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Hales Leifsson
Age: 26
Race: Human
Description: A snippy, but soft-spoken tall, blond man. He wears brown overalls and jeans while working, and a trenchcoat with boater hat while off duty. He is lanky and pale, with a face that seems permanently blackened by grease and oil. He talks fast when nervous, and has a tendency to wisecrack. He speaks with an Isles accent. He was born on Piret 4, in New Wales, to a Swedish family. At the age of 21, he went to study engineering under the Entirians, but accidentally got himself put on the Most Wanted list when he stranded the entire Exploration Fleet near Adula Sector. He escaped, and ended up in a space bar, where he joined the crew.

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Hales Leifsson

Skills:
Cooking (Swedish)
Engineering (+3/-1)
Spacewalking (+/-1)
Handgun Marksmanship (+1)
Electrician Work (+1)
Knowing The Lyrics to Jonathan Coulton Songs (+8)

Weapons:
Entirian Long-Pistol (12 AP Rounds, 5 Magazines. Has Folding Stock, Attachable Barrel, and Holo-Sight. Semi-Auto.)
Flame Drill/Cutter (2 Meter Long Jet of Fire. +2 to cutting things.)
 -5 Minute Power Cell, Two Extras

Status:
Healthy
(Don't know if I should put anything else here)

Other Items:
Overalls
Tool Belt (misc tools)
Pressure Suit (Makes it possible to survive in space for a short time.)
Trenchcoat (+2 Baddassitude)
Boater Hat (-1 Baddassitude)

Does that work?

(Took an actual hour to type, because iPad.)

Yesh, this works, question by the way, the cooking is a mundane action if it is swedish food?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on April 25, 2014, 04:14:44 pm

(( Yes. ))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 25, 2014, 04:16:52 pm

You don't need to use OOC until we actually start, which will be tomorrow after I get some sleep.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on April 25, 2014, 04:18:54 pm

I like OOC.

((Bold brown, called it.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: NAV on April 25, 2014, 04:21:53 pm

CHARACTER SHEET INCOMING, TAKE COVER!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: darkpaladin109 on April 25, 2014, 04:43:43 pm

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Name: Ska'Ran

Physical age: 1050

Race: Ter'San, a race of humanoid creatures whose face is situated on their torso. They are musuclar and relatively big, though the position of their head makes them look smaller. They have several large fangs in their mouth, and clawed hands. They are usually friendly, though mistrusting.

Description: A large specimen of his kind, with brown skin and red eyes. He is particularly mistrusting and paranoid, looking around every corner for threats to his well being. Ska'Ran wears  Kal'Ren combat armor, typical combat armor created specifically for his species.

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Name: Skaran

Equipped Weapons:
-Ker'Dlan Laser Rifle (Shoulder mounted, same as most Laser Rifles otherwise.)
-Xi'Wrox Steel Emergency Knife (Strapped to his "hip", used for delivering quick slashes and stabbings.)

Equipped Gear:
-Kal'Ren Combat Armor (Provides decent protection against basic attacks, but doesn't have any special properties.)

Inventory:
-Rations (A box of rations which Ska'Ran brings with himself, as a habit from being a soldier.)

Skills:
-Combat (+3)
-Engineering and Repairs (+2)

Abilities:
-Natural Weapons (Clawed hands . +2 to attacking bare handed)

Should be all. Hopefully the race is alright, cause otherwise I just spent about 10 minutes for nothing. :P

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BFEL on April 25, 2014, 04:44:35 pm

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Name: Da'datran Mn'mnonious

Physical age: 24

Race: Concentrus Mammalious, shortened in common parlance as "Conts" or more likely "those freaky bastards." The Concentrus are four armed quadrupeds with advanced ability to compartmentalize and multitask. Physically, they stand around an "average" size, with well toned bodies covered in fur.
However this is not their claim to galactic fame. Concentrus are far more infamous for their social habits. Specifically, they evolved with an utter lack of social taboos outside of things like murder. This has naturally led to them offending pretty much every race they have ever met, with a particularly notable case being the one where a Concentrus Communications officer on a space station was found grabbing a dead body and bringing it to lunch with him.
Due to wars brought on from such conflicts, the Concentrus have moved from their peaceful beginnings and have taken a more warlike and defensive approach. This has done very little to curb the gaffs of the species, but the have become SLIGHTLY better at detecting when that mother needs no help breastfeeding her child.

Description: Da'Datran is a fairly young member of his species but has already had a 5 year stint in the Planetary Defense Corps, due to conscription policies that had to be enacted when a Concentrus politician defecated on his wife during a Galactic Senate meeting and drew the ire of twelve separate species. Da'Datran, like many of the youths of his species, has become bitter and angry at the other creatures of the universe. Why do they always try and push their crazy beliefs on good Concentrus, when all we ever wanted was to have nice peaceful orgies with them? Due to this sense of being pushed around by the galaxy, Da'Datran decided to try his hands at piracy. If they all want to be a bunch of assholes let em' because their gonna be a lot poorer for it by the time he's done.

Spoiler: Stat Sheet (click to show/hide)

Skills:
Cooking (Mundane, Field Survival)
Piloting (Basic functions)
Melee combat (fists/martial arts) (+/-2 full bonus applied)
Ranged combat (rifles) (+/-3 full bonus applied)
Starship Mechanics (basic, equivalent of changing a tire, but with starships)
Wilderness Survival ( super not dying skills)
Offending People (+10000 full bonus applied at all times)

Weapons: Concentrus Standard Pulse Rifles-- Power 100/100 --Power Drain Two-Shot Burst +/-3 ranged combat roll (has two rifles)

Status
Healthy.

Augmentations with effects. (I'll just assume this includes racial bonuses)
Four Arms: Can wield four one-handed or two two-handed weapons or tools.
Enhanced Multitasking: Bonus to rolls that require focusing on multiple things at once (GM discretion)


Other Items.
Standard Issue Concentrus Armor (GM discretion)

Yeah, not really sure what to put for stats...

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Pancaek on April 25, 2014, 04:47:50 pm

Sheet incoming, we require more vespene gas inspiration

Spoiler: char sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Gunther Kropp

Physical age: 44
Race: Human

Description: A rather imposing figure, standing a good 1.85 meters tall, he sports a bushy, well kept beard and a short hair, both blond. His eye colour is anyone's guess, as he sports two cybernetic eye replacements. He also sports a cybernetic right arm and shoulder, both are of an older design, so no fancy synthskin or anything, just good old gunmetal grey.

Gunther has spend most of his life doing mercenary work in some company or another, never staying in one place for too long. While he does have a general code of conduct, anything other cold blooded murder of civilians can be bought for enough moolah. Having some of his body parts replaced with cybernetics has made him quite adept in maintaining mechanical aparatus. He sometimes claims that the cybernetics sing to him.

Spoiler: stat sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Gunther Kropp

Equipped Weapons: Retractable blade in cybernetic arm.
Hidden gun in cybernetic arm (hand flips upward to reveal barrel, must be reloaded after each shot, which requires flipping the hand back down, opening the top part of the arm, getting the blade out of the way and then inserting the cartridge. interchangeble barrel sizes. Currently sporting the 14.5 mm anti tank rifle round.)
High caliber pistol: nicknamed hyacinth. (8 shots per magazine, .454 casull. must use cybernetic arm to shoot without hurting self.))


Equipped Gear: Regular combat clothing (boots, pants, nice sweater, standard military grade clothing.won't help against getting shot, but nice and comfortable))
Flak Jacker (Chest protection against small arms fire and shrapnel)


Inventory: Arm cannon ammo. Assorted mechanical tools. Packet of gum. standard first aid kit. MP3 player or spacey equivalent.

Skills:
Standard firearms: Gunther has had some training with standard firearms like pistols, shotguns and assault rifles.
Melee brawling: He isn't going to be jumping around like some martial artist, but he knows how to handle himself in a fistfight. Having a blade inside of your arm tends to help.
Operating vehicles: Gunther's job in the mercenary teams he was in was often driving metal boxes into the thick of battle. Cars, tanks and mech suits are nothing new to him. He has piloted a shuttle or two in his time, but isn't nearly as good at flying those things as he is at piloting metal boxes and mechsuits.
Repairs: He has become adept at repairing mechanical things, as he himself needs regular maintenace as well.
Military freak: Gunther has the ability to memorize anything that has to do with the military, resulting in him being able to recall all kinds of details about guns and other machines of war. Things like how to reroute a laser battery so it fires it's entire battery load in one shot, wrecking the battery or what the dog of the inventor of his own .454 pistol was called are no exception to this.

Abilities: cybernetic man: More endurance and strength than your average human, though due to old versions of his cybernetics also somewhat less flexible.
Grumpy: in a perpetual grumpy mood
Songs of the ghost in the shell: (thinks he) can hear the spirit of machines singing to him. has quite the connection to all things mechanical.


Other: cybernetic arm and shoulder, packs quite a punch, vise like grip.
Cybernetic eyes: zoom function along with different vision modes such has heat, infrared, etc.

That should do it, please do tell me if I frakked something up

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 25, 2014, 04:51:59 pm

Teal, as per the last thread.

Well, I've got some secret stuff, but I suppose I should reveal more than I did in the last thread. I have no idea about balance so I'll just go off Juno's numbers:

Spoiler: character sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: H

Physical Age: Unkown, first unambiguously recorded experience 1.6 standard galactic years ago (around 29 years ago).

Race: Unknown. H appears to wear a white pressure suit at all times, though it could be the outer softskin of a robot. The suit looks human-shaped, judging by
the profile and hands, though H has been observed moving in ways that would be difficult or impossible for a human.

Description: No one really knows who or what H is, much less what H thinks or wants. H is a fairly obscure figure, but the ones who know know only 2 thins of H: H never speaks, and H seems willing to do anything, at least for the right price. People find H, standing around wherever travelers may gather, doing nothing in particular, and ask for a job, making an offer. If the offer is sufficient, H performs the task with uncompromising efficiency. If not, H simply ignores it. No one knows what H does with the money, though some suggest it might all be hoarded in some hidden place or secret account.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Name: H

Weapons: None apparent

Gear:
H's suit has been observed to have the following:
-It appears to supply H with whatever H needs to function, though H has been observed recharging it.
-Like many common pressure suits, it has small, weak thruster ports at various points to aid moving about in space. (+/-1 to spacewalking?)
-Like most pressure suits, it seems to have a radio receiver, though H never answers back.
-Seems built for concealment. The interior seems absolutely impenetrable to all scans, and the exterior is somewhat resistant to most, but not immune. (+1 to stealth, if scanners are involved?)
-small pockets/pouches in various places.

Inventory:
-2 basic toolkits, containing required tools for assembling/disassembling small devices and electronics.

Skills:
-Stealth (+/-2)
-Unarmed combat (+/-3)
-Electronic/small device fabrication/repair (+1)
-Trap making/setting (+3)

Abilities:
-Implacable (ignores pain, but can still be physically disabled by damage)
-Stronger and more flexible than a human (+/- 2 or 3 in relevant bits?)
-Damage resistant
-Always silent, ever listening (bonus to perception/stealth, but utterly unable to persuade, except perhaps through intimidation)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 25, 2014, 05:09:54 pm

Quote from: darkpaladin109 on April 25, 2014, 04:43:43 pm

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Skaran

Physical age: 150

Race: [urlhttp://biosector01.com/wiki/index.php/Skakdi]Skakdi[/url]

Description: A large, yellow skinned Skakdi with a constant, vicious grin. He is crueler and rougher than most of his kind, but not particularly bright. He wears rusted brown armor with several jagged spikes on the chest and shoulders.

Spoiler: Stat Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Skaran

Equipped Weapons:
-Lightning Drill (Pierces armor, shoots lightning from afar. Lightning must be periodically recharged from larger sources of electricity.)
-Cordak Launcher (Shoulder mounted, 6 shots, fires small missiles)

Equipped Gear: -Rusted War Armor (Has spikes that can damage enemies if they get close enough, but is rusted and isn't as good at protecting the user as proper armor. +2 to interogation and frightening weaker minded enemies due to the spikes and general look of the armor)

Inventory:
-Ammo belt fitted with Cordak Missiles (+1 to reloading Launcher, can explode if shot at enough)
-Weapon Shining Kit (For making weapons shinier)

Skills:
-Combat (+1)
-Intimidation (+1)
-Deception (+1)

Abilities:
-Natural Weapons (Clawed hands and feet. +2 to attacking bare handed)
-Lightning powers (If with another Skakdi, capable of creating and shooting lightning)
-Disorienting Vision (Capable of disorienting enemies with eye beams, giving them -1 to most actions for a single round).

Should be all. Hopefully the race is alright, cause otherwise I just spent about 10 minutes for nothing. :P

Mmmm I'm gonna have to say no to this one, bionical is pretty well known and the description wasn't fleshed out in any way, and that series's stuff doesn't work in this setting. Maybe try making up your own? Or if you need a race, I can give you a few of my races as options, I have plenty I have made over the years.

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 25, 2014, 04:51:59 pm

Teal, as per the last thread.

Well, I've got some secret stuff, but I suppose I should reveal more than I did in the last thread. I have no idea about balance so I'll just go off Juno's numbers:

Spoiler: character sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: H

Physical Age: Unkown, first unambiguously recorded experience 1.6 standard galactic years ago (around 29 years ago).

Race: Unknown. H appears to wear a white pressure suit at all times, though it could be the outer softskin of a robot. The suit looks human-shaped, judging by
the profile and hands, though H has been observed moving in ways that would be difficult or impossible for a human.

Description: No one really knows who or what H is, much less what H thinks or wants. H is a fairly obscure figure, but the ones who know know only 2 thins of H: H never speaks, and H seems willing to do anything, at least for the right price. People find H, standing around wherever travelers may gather, doing nothing in particular, and ask for a job, making an offer. If the offer is sufficient, H performs the task with uncompromising efficiency. If not, H simply ignores it. No one knows what H does with the money, though some suggest it might all be hoarded in some hidden place or secret account.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Name: H

Weapons: None apparent

Gear:
H's suit has been observed to have the following:
-It appears to supply H with whatever H needs to function, though H has been observed recharging it.
-Like many common pressure suits, it has small, weak thruster ports at various points to aid moving about in space. (+/-1 to spacewalking?)
-Like most pressure suits, it seems to have a radio receiver, though H never answers back.
-Seems built for concealment. The interior seems absolutely impenetrable to all scans, and the exterior is somewhat resistant to most, but not immune. (+1 to stealth, if scanners are involved?)
-small pockets/pouches in various places.

Inventory:
-2 basic toolkits, containing required tools for assembling/disassembling small devices and electronics.

Skills:
-Stealth (+/-2)
-Unarmed combat (+/-3)
-Electronic/small device fabrication/repair (+1)
-Trap making/setting (+3)

Abilities:
-Implacable (ignores pain, but can still be physically disabled by damage)
-Stronger and more flexible than a human (+/- 2 or 3 in relevant bits?)
-Damage resistant
-Always silent, ever listening (bonus to perception/stealth, but utterly unable to persuade, except perhaps through intimidation)

This works, I'll flesh it out a bit more and balance a little bit.

Quote from: BFEL on April 25, 2014, 04:44:35 pm

Spoiler: Da'datran (click to show/hide)

Name: Da'datran Mn'mnonious

Physical age: 24

Race: Concentrus Mammalious, shortened in common parlance as "Conts" or more likely "those freaky bastards." The Concentrus are four armed quadrupeds with advanced ability to compartmentalize and multitask. Physically, they stand around an "average" size, with well toned bodies covered in fur.
However this is not their claim to galactic fame. Concentrus are far more infamous for their social habits. Specifically, they evolved with an utter lack of social taboos outside of things like murder. This has naturally led to them offending pretty much every race they have ever met, with a particularly notable case being the one where a Concentrus Communications officer on a space station was found grabbing a dead body and bringing it to lunch with him.
Due to wars brought on from such conflicts, the Concentrus have moved from their peaceful beginnings and have taken a more warlike and defensive approach. This has done very little to curb the gaffs of the species, but the have become SLIGHTLY better at detecting when that mother needs no help breastfeeding her child.

Description: Da'Datran is a fairly young member of his species but has already had a 5 year stint in the Planetary Defense Corps, due to conscription policies that had to be enacted when a Concentrus politician defecated on his wife during a Galactic Senate meeting and drew the ire of twelve separate species. Da'Datran, like many of the youths of his species, has become bitter and angry at the other creatures of the universe. Why do they always try and push their crazy beliefs on good Concentrus, when all we ever wanted was to have nice peaceful orgies with them? Due to this sense of being pushed around by the galaxy, Da'Datran decided to try his hands at piracy. If they all want to be a bunch of assholes let em' because their gonna be a lot poorer for it by the time he's done.

Spoiler: Stat Sheet (click to show/hide)

Skills:
Cooking (Mundane, Field Survival)
Piloting (Basic functions)
Melee combat (fists/martial arts) (+/-2 full bonus applied)
Ranged combat (rifles) (+/-3 full bonus applied)
Starship Mechanics (basic operations)
Wilderness Survival ( super not dying skills)
Offending People (+10000 full bonus applied at all times)

Weapons: Concentrus Standard Pulse Rifles-- Power 100/100 --Power Drain Two-Shot Burst +/-3 ranged combat roll (has two rifles)

Status
Healthy.

Augmentations with effects. (I'll just assume this includes racial bonuses)
Four Arms: Can wield four one-handed or two two-handed weapons or tools.
Enhanced Multitasking: Bonus to rolls that require focusing on multiple things at once (GM discretion)


Other Items.
Standard Issue Concentrus Armor (GM discretion)

Yeah, not really sure what to put for stats...

This works, I'll flesh it out a bit more.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: darkpaladin109 on April 25, 2014, 05:11:42 pm

Fine, but can I keep the drill and armor? :P
EDIT: Fuck that, made a new concept after quick inspiration from something.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 25, 2014, 05:18:36 pm

Done. It's up there in my last post. No idea what kind of balance you were going for.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BFEL on April 25, 2014, 05:19:48 pm

Quote from: darkpaladin109 on April 25, 2014, 04:43:43 pm

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Skaran

Physical age: 150

Race: [urlhttp://biosector01.com/wiki/index.php/Skakdi]Skakdi[/url]

Description: A large, yellow skinned Skakdi with a constant, vicious grin. He is crueler and rougher than most of his kind, but not particularly bright. He wears rusted brown armor with several jagged spikes on the chest and shoulders.

Spoiler: Stat Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Skaran

Equipped Weapons:
-Lightning Drill (Pierces armor, shoots lightning from afar. Lightning must be periodically recharged from larger sources of electricity.)
-Cordak Launcher (Shoulder mounted, 6 shots, fires small missiles)

Equipped Gear: -Rusted War Armor (Has spikes that can damage enemies if they get close enough, but is rusted and isn't as good at protecting the user as proper armor. +2 to interogation and frightening weaker minded enemies due to the spikes and general look of the armor)

Inventory:
-Ammo belt fitted with Cordak Missiles (+1 to reloading Launcher, can explode if shot at enough)
-Weapon Shining Kit (For making weapons shinier)

Skills:
-Combat (+1)
-Intimidation (+1)
-Deception (+1)

Abilities:
-Natural Weapons (Clawed hands and feet. +2 to attacking bare handed)
-Lightning powers (If with another Skakdi, capable of creating and shooting lightning)
-Disorienting Vision (Capable of disorienting enemies with eye beams, giving them -1 to most actions for a single round).

Should be all. Hopefully the race is alright, cause otherwise I just spent about 10 minutes for nothing. :P

The link to your race is broken. Also the page displaying it is broken too XD

EDIT: wow...I REALLY got that in late :P

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Pancaek on April 25, 2014, 05:23:29 pm

edited sheet in a few post above this one

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on April 25, 2014, 05:43:57 pm

Forgot my PDA, added it in.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: darkpaladin109 on April 25, 2014, 06:18:30 pm

Made a new sheet. Look any better?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 25, 2014, 06:55:05 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 25, 2014, 05:37:43 pm

I made a few edits and changes to the char sheet, and about the stat sheet, you might want to make a few changes to it as I'm kinda lost with the "+2-1 full bonus applied" stuff, also, Lime Green.

Likewise. Not all of us are familiar with the system, y'know.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on April 25, 2014, 06:56:56 pm

I think it's how much closer it brings you to 6. So if you go over, it uses the negative, and if you go under, it uses the positive.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 25, 2014, 07:22:48 pm

Quote from: Playergamer on April 25, 2014, 06:56:56 pm

I think it's how much closer it brings you to 6. So if you go over, it uses the negative, and if you go under, it uses the positive.

Basically this.

Quote from: Sinvara on April 25, 2014, 05:37:43 pm

I made a few edits and changes to the char sheet, and about the stat sheet, you might want to make a few changes to it as I'm kinda lost with the "+2-1 full bonus applied" stuff, also, Lime Green.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name:Tarak Moore

Age:94

Race:Cralozen

Description:A thin (glowing in the dark kind of) luminous grey three-fingered creature with no hair to speak about and a human-like head with no nose and two nostrils, 7-feet tall, slightly above average speed and intelligence, has extensive scientific and medical knowledge, has a cold personality, slight telepathy, wears a lab-coat with nothing else,(the Cralozen have no "organs" so to speak of, so they use cloning and don't mind public exposure,) upon leaving his highly religious homeworld for various reasons (this was done 2 days ago), he decided to become a scientist and doctor to find ways to increase his telepathy,doesn't like needless murder or murder in general, is in space bar for money.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name:Tarak Moore

Equipped Weapons:Cralozen laser pistol
-Power 2/6 1 power per shot.

Status
Slightly scarred with minor wounds.
Starving, 4/10 fullness.
Thirsty 8/10 hydration.

Other items.
Human lab-coat, (-1 to stealth)
3 small ancient Cralozen stone tablets.
Medical scanner, (+2 to general identification?)

Approved, I'll flesh it out a bit.

Quote from: Pancaek on April 25, 2014, 04:47:50 pm

Sheet incoming, we require more vespene gas inspiration

Spoiler: char sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Gunther Kropp

Physical age: 44
Race: Human

Description: A rather imposing figure, standing a good 1.85 meters tall, he sports a bushy, well kept beard and a short hair, both blond. His eye colour is anyone's guess, as he sports two cybernetic eye replacements. He also sports a cybernetic right arm and shoulder, both are of an older design, so no fancy synthskin or anything, just good old gunmetal grey.

Gunther has spend most of his life doing mercenary work in some company or another, never staying in one place for too long. While he does have a general code of conduct, anything other cold blooded murder of civilians can be bought for enough moolah. Having some of his body parts replaced with cybernetics has made him quite adept in maintaining mechanical aparatus. He sometimes claims that the cybernetics sing to him.

Spoiler: stat sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Gunther Kropp

Equipped Weapons: Retractable blade in cybernetic arm.
Hidden gun in cybernetic arm (hand flips upward to reveal barrel, must be reloaded after each shot, which requires flipping the hand back down, opening the top part of the arm, getting the blade out of the way and then inserting the cartridge. interchangeble barrel sizes. Currently sporting the 14.5 mm anti tank rifle round.)
High caliber pistol: nicknamed hyacinth. (8 shots per magazine, .454 casull. must use cybernetic arm to shoot without hurting self.))


Equipped Gear: Regular combat clothing (boots, pants, nice sweater, standard military grade clothing.won't help against getting shot, but nice and comfortable))
Flak Jacker (Chest protection against small arms fire and shrapnel)


Inventory: Arm cannon ammo. Assorted mechanical tools. Packet of gum. standard first aid kit. MP3 player or spacey equivalent.

Skills:
Standard firearms: Gunther has had some training with standard firearms like pistols, shotguns and assault rifles.
Melee brawling: He isn't going to be jumping around like some martial artist, but he knows how to handle himself in a fistfight. Having a blade inside of your arm tends to help.
Operating vehicles: Gunther's job in the mercenary teams he was in was often driving metal boxes into the thick of battle. Cars, tanks and mech suits are nothing new to him. He has piloted a shuttle or two in his time, but isn't nearly as good at flying those things as he is at piloting metal boxes and mechsuits.
Repairs: He has become adept at repairing mechanical things, as he himself needs regular maintenace as well.
Military freak: Gunther has the ability to memorize anything that has to do with the military, resulting in him being able to recall all kinds of details about guns and other machines of war. Things like how to reroute a laser battery so it fires it's entire battery load in one shot, wrecking the battery or what the dog of the inventor of his own .454 pistol was called are no exception to this.

Abilities: cybernetic man: More endurance and strength than your average human, though due to old versions of his cybernetics also somewhat less flexible.
Grumpy: in a perpetual grumpy mood
Songs of the ghost in the shell: (thinks he) can hear the spirit of machines singing to him. has quite the connection to all things mechanical.


Other: cybernetic arm and shoulder, packs quite a punch, vise like grip.
Cybernetic eyes: zoom function along with different vision modes such has heat, infrared, etc.

That should do it, please do tell me if I frakked something up

Approved, I'll balance and flesh out a bit.

Quote from: darkpaladin109 on April 25, 2014, 04:43:43 pm

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Ska'Ran

Physical age: 1050

Race: Ter'San, a race of humanoid creatures whose face is situated on their torso. They are musuclar and relatively big, though the position of their head makes them look smaller. They have several large fangs in their mouth, and clawed hands. They are usually friendly, though mistrusting.

Description: A large specimen of his kind, with brown skin and red eyes. He is particularly mistrusting and paranoid, looking around every corner for threats to his well being. Ska'Ran wears bronze armor scavenged from a war in which he fought. The armor is rusty, but has jagged spikes that can be used to impale enemies.

Spoiler: Stat Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Skaran

Equipped Weapons:
-Cra'Lga Revolving Missile Cannon (On left shoulder, fires small anti-personell missiles, 6 shots before reloading.)
-Kor'Daxian Energy Blaster (On right shoulder, fires blasts of energy at enemies, has a battery that requires recharging every once in a while.)

Equipped Gear: -Rusted Ter'San War Armor (Has spikes that can damage enemies if they get close enough, but is rusted and isn't as good at protecting the user as proper armor.)

Inventory:
-Ammo Belt (Ammo Belt fitted with missiles for his Missile Cannon.)
-Rations (A box of rations which Ska'Ran brings with himself, as a habit from being a soldier.)

Skills:
-Combat (+3)
-Engineering and Repairs (+2)

Abilities:
-Natural Weapons (Clawed hands . +2 to attacking bare handed)

Should be all. Hopefully the race is alright, cause otherwise I just spent about 10 minutes for nothing. :P

No spike damage unless yo want a roll every turn for seeing if you accidentally stab yourself or an ally or embed yourself in a wall or something.

Gonna nerf the missile launcher, that is too big of a weapon for early game, you'll get a las rifle instead.

Energy blaster is gonna nerf also, a high powered weapon will occasional recharge time? No, it will have shit battery life or be a weaker weapon, you can choose.

Chose which nerf you want for the energy blaster and I'll flesh out and balance the rest.

Otherwise approved.

Quote from: Lyeos on April 25, 2014, 04:09:41 pm

Edited. Lemme know if I need to change anything.

Character Sheet:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Lily Brandstifter

Physical age: 24

Race: Human

Description: A slightly short, friendly woman with shoulder-length black hair. Lily is quite tan, and virtually always wears a purple t-shirt with pictures of random eldritch abominations and a pair of black shorts - she just doesn't do formal clothing! Lily is easily bored - she often falls asleep at inappropriate times due to this. Hailing from the city of Qudayd, on Ochryke, Lily grew up in a lawless hellhole. Her family was kept under the protection of one of the city's most notorious gangs, a sadistic group of cannibals, due to their extensive knowledge of explosives. Lily began learning to make them at the age of seven, and at fifteen she began carrying out raids on various warehouses. She recently snuck onto a ship after the death of her family, and ended up at the bar... The last of her explosives were used to rig the ship to explode when it gets back to Ochryke.

Stat Sheet:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Lily Brandstifter

Equipped Weapons: NeoStead (12 Gauge Shotgun, two magazines that can be swapped between by flipping a switch on the gun. Like most shotguns, its real power is in close combat, but the variety in ammunition types available allow it to be quite a versatile weapon... [Left magazine: XREP Rounds 6/6 ; Right magazine: Brenneke Rounds 6/6])

Equipped Gear:
"Adorable" Shoggoth print shirt (-1 Intimidation, +1 Weirdness)
Black shorts (No bonus/penalty)
Lily's Toolbelt (Misc tools)

Inventory:
Box of chocolates.
Five XREP Rounds (Non-lethal; Essentially a fire-able taser)
Eight Brenneke Rounds (Slugs)


Skills:
Explosives making (+/-2)
Explosives usage (+/-2)
Shotgun marksmanship (+1)
Hug giving (+5)


Abilities: [Don't know where to put these]
Candy addiction (+1 remaining calm after consuming candy, -1 if without candy for 12 hours.)
Technologically impaired (+2 To breaking all ships.)
Black market connections (+1 to buying/selling things illegally.)

((Oh, and dibs on purple, suckers!))

Approved, gonna flesh slightly and balance slightly.

Quote from: Playergamer on April 25, 2014, 05:43:57 pm

Forgot my PDA, added it in.

I'll add that.

Let me know if I missed anybody.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 25, 2014, 07:24:40 pm

Fair enough.

Crap. The Technologically impaired thing was only meant to be a +2 to causing accidents on our own ship.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 25, 2014, 07:29:36 pm

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: "Captain" Morgan Goldslager

Physical age: 55

Race: human

Description: Tall, average weight, sightly muscular. Long black hair accompanied with a beard. An experienced pirate who has seen much under many suns, Morgan is a particularly notorious figure...but not for his experience. Slightly delusional, Morgan has engrossed and idolizes the human swashbucklers of the seven seas. As such, Morgan took up many aspects of the golden age pirates after changing from a "mundane" appearance many years back. He talks like a pirate, meaning constant "ARRRRSS" spoken in the intonation of a rowdy, drunk, Englishman and drinks like a pirate, meaning that constant alcohol intake is needed to keep him relatively happy. Is able to brew his own stash of liquor. Constantly wears an eye patch over his left eye, if only to cover up an unpiratey bio-augmentation that he received in his younger years. Constantly talks with his "pet"  stuffed parrot, which he calls Paul. Paul may or may not be something more....but Morgan isn't keen on letting anyone know. Behind all of his silliness lies an extremely cunning leader who always seems to know more than he lets on. A man who is dedicated to his crew and ruthless to his enemies, Morgan is a natural people's person.. Morgan is also an accomplished weapons and armor fabricator: His mega-outdated attire and accessories had to come from somewhere. Isn't above using modern technology to fulfill his ends, but always seems to insist on some sort of "pirate themed" modifications.  But then again, all everyone else sees is the nutcase with the parrot on his shoulder.   

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: "Captain" Morgan Goldslager

Equipped Weapons: -Modified Uxlani High-frequency construction cutting blade(shaped like a cutlass)
                           -Modified high power laser pistol x2 (shaped as old-timey flintlock pistols)
                           -Custom made Micro grenados

Equipped Gear: - Pirate hat, custom made
                     - Pirate coat, custom made, reinforced to military armor standards (colored red)
                     - Paul the parrot
                     - Eyepatch, covering an augmented left eye.
                     - Portable navigational star charts

Inventory: -Extremely worn copy of "How to talk like a pirate"
               - Flask, filled with high quality rum
               - Half drunk bottle of mid quality rum mixed with water "grog"

Skills: Melee Combat with bladed weapons (+/-4)
         Pistol Marksmanship (+/-2)
         Weapon Fabrication (+/-3)
         Armor Fabrication (+/-2)
         Liquor Fabrication Brewing (Extensive knowledge of alcohol, mundane?)
         Leadership (+/- 2)
         Mastery of Piracy History
         Knowledge of local myths and legends

Abilities: Drunken astuteness (Morgan always seems more competent when fully drunk)
            ((Not really sure what else should go here))

Other: Modified Bioaugmented left eye

Well, its something. Might need some looking over.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 25, 2014, 07:32:44 pm

Quote from: Lyeos on April 25, 2014, 07:24:40 pm

Fair enough.

Crap. The Technologically impaired thing was only meant to be a +2 to causing accidents on our own ship.

Okays, I'll add that.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 25, 2014, 07:35:49 pm

Former GM's character sheet incoming!

Spoiler: Character sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:Deceer

Physical age:43

Race:Azadoss

(You know what? I'll do seperate descriptions,one for the race and one for my character.)

Racial description:A reptilian race,their planet is rather volcanic so they are used to a living in a harsh enviroment,due to their ancestors (lizard creatures) they can drop on all fours for a large increase in mobility,they are a race of clans that have yet to unify so their planet is in constant warfare,they were technologically uplifted by a unknown civilization,while their laws are few they still have some,banning excess torture of ones foes and bio and nuclear warfare.

Character description:A bit hostile,even for Azadoss,has several scars all over his body,about 3 and a half meters tall,skin color is orange in some places and yellow in others,mostly orange though,also seems to be smarter then most,rather experienced in sword combat but isn't a push over at using guns either,was a captain in several wars.

Spoiler: Stat sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:Deceer

Equipped Weapons:has a sword made of endo-steel,can cut a average human in half if used right. (because I'm uncreative when it comes to sci-fi metals.) Also has a pistol,about 5 shots will kill a human.

Equipped Gear: Captain class armor:since captains are more for leading the charge rather then sit in safety giving orders the Captain class armor gives one some protection while not quite effecting agility,about as effective as leather armor was against swords in the olden days.

Inventory:3 military rations,has a sturdy two way radio.

Skills:expert at Sword combat,competent at pistol shooting,also competent at tactics.

Abilities:Can drop on all fours:bonus to mobility rolls at the cost of not being able to use weapons,raised in volcanic enviroment:has more tolorence to heat then most creatures.

This alright?

I'll need Kevak to assign the actual bonus's as I'm not sure how much each skill and such would get.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: darkpaladin109 on April 25, 2014, 07:38:08 pm

Quote from: Kevak on April 25, 2014, 07:22:48 pm

SNIPPITY SNIP

Yay. Could I get two shoulder mounted laser rifles instead of my weapons then? :P

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 25, 2014, 07:40:20 pm

Quote from: darkpaladin109 on April 25, 2014, 07:38:08 pm

Quote from: Kevak on April 25, 2014, 07:22:48 pm

SNIPPITY SNIP

Yay. Could I get two shoulder mounted laser rifles instead of my weapons then? :P

One rifle, one pistol.

Quote from: blazing glory on April 25, 2014, 07:35:49 pm

Former GM's character sheet incoming!

Spoiler: Character sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:Deceer

Physical age:27

Race:Azadoss

(You know what? I'll do seperate descriptions,one for the race and one for my character.)

Racial description:A reptilian race,their planet is rather volcanic so they are used to a living in a harsh enviroment,due to their ancestors (lizard creatures) they can drop on all fours for a large increase in mobility,they are a race of clans that have yet to unify so their planet is in constant warfare,they were technologically uplifted by a unknown civilization,while their laws are few they still have some,banning excess torture of ones foes and bio and nuclear warfare.

Character description:A bit hostile,even for Azadoss,has several scars all over his body,about 3 and a half meters tall,skin color is orange in some places and yellow in others,mostly orange though,also seems to be smarter then most,rather experienced in sword combat but isn't a push over at using guns either,was a captain in several wars.

Spoiler: Stat sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:Deceer

Equipped Weapons:has a sword made of endo-steel,can cut a average human in half if used right. (because I'm uncreative when it comes to sci-fi metals.) Also has a pistol,about 5 shots will kill a human.

Equipped Gear: Captain class armor:since captains are more for leading the charge rather then sit in safety giving orders the Captain class armor gives one some protection while not quite effecting agility,about as effective as leather armor was against swords in the olden days.

Inventory:3 military rations,has a sturdy two way radio.

Skills:expert at Sword combat,competent at pistol shooting,also competent at tactics.

Abilities:Can drop on all fours:bonus to mobility rolls at the cost of not being able to use weapons,raised in volcanic enviroment:has more tolorence to heat then most creatures.

This alright?

I'll need Kevak to assign the actual bonus's as I'm not sure how much each skill and such would get.

This works, I'll flesh it out.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: darkpaladin109 on April 25, 2014, 07:45:26 pm

Quote from: Kevak on April 25, 2014, 07:40:20 pm

Quote from: darkpaladin109 on April 25, 2014, 07:38:08 pm

Quote from: Kevak on April 25, 2014, 07:22:48 pm

SNIPPITY SNIP

Yay. Could I get two shoulder mounted laser rifles instead of my weapons then? :P

One rifle, one pistol.

Fine with me. Actually, can I add a knife instead of the pistol? And take better armor without spikes?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 25, 2014, 07:51:35 pm

Quote from: darkpaladin109 on April 25, 2014, 07:45:26 pm

Quote from: Kevak on April 25, 2014, 07:40:20 pm

Quote from: darkpaladin109 on April 25, 2014, 07:38:08 pm

Quote from: Kevak on April 25, 2014, 07:22:48 pm

SNIPPITY SNIP

Yay. Could I get two shoulder mounted laser rifles instead of my weapons then? :P

One rifle, one pistol.

Fine with me. Actually, can I add a knife instead of the pistol? And take better armor without spikes?

Yes and yes.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 25, 2014, 08:30:49 pm

Erm,due to some confusion of me not knowing how exactly tall 3 and a half meters is,put my character at 2 and a quarter meters.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 25, 2014, 08:34:21 pm

Quote from: blazing glory on April 25, 2014, 08:30:49 pm

Erm,due to some confusion of me not knowing how exactly tall 3 and a half meters is,put my character at 2 and a quarter meters.

I'll do that and get all the other characters set up when I get back on mah compy, I am on my phone right now.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 25, 2014, 08:54:24 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 25, 2014, 08:49:00 pm

Eugh, I forgot to put in abilities and skills, are these alright? It's probably best for you to balance it out.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name:Tarak Moore

Equipped Weapons:Cralozen laser pistol
-Power 2/6 1 power per shot.

Status
Slightly scarred with minor wounds.
Starving, 4/10 fullness.
Thirsty 8/10 hydration.

Skills:
Computers (Science and Medical, mundane.)
Languages (Vague knowledge +1/-1?)
Extensive science and medical knowledge (all medical and science rolls are mundane?)

Abilities:
Slightly above average speed, (-1/+2)
Slight telepathy (2+/-2 rolls to telepathy?)


Other items.
Human lab-coat, (-1 to stealth)
3 small ancient Cralozen stone tablets.
Medical scanner, (+2 to general identification?)

This works, but med/sci is gonna be +/-4 and I may balance other bits.
Compy works.
Language will be vague understanding of local languages.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 25, 2014, 08:57:24 pm

YARRRRR, THE SHEET BE UP YONDER.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 25, 2014, 09:00:41 pm

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 25, 2014, 08:57:24 pm

YARRRRR, THE SHEET BE UP YONDER.

"Glad to have you back, Captain!"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 25, 2014, 09:04:44 pm

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 25, 2014, 07:29:36 pm

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: "Captain" Morgan Goldslager

Physical age: 55

Race: human

Description: Tall, average weight, sightly muscular. Long black hair accompanied with a beard. An experienced pirate who has seen much under many suns, Morgan is a particularly notorious figure...but not for his experience. Slightly delusional, Morgan has engrossed and idolizes the human swashbucklers of the seven seas. As such, Morgan took up many aspects of the golden age pirates after changing from a "mundane" appearance many years back. He talks like a pirate, meaning constant "ARRRRSS" spoken in the intonation of a rowdy, drunk, Englishman and drinks like a pirate, meaning that constant alcohol intake is needed to keep him relatively happy. Is able to brew his own stash of liquor. Constantly wears an eye patch over his left eye, if only to cover up an unpiratey bio-augmentation that he received in his younger years. Constantly talks with his "pet"  stuffed parrot, which he calls Paul. Paul may or may not be something more....but Morgan isn't keen on letting anyone know. Behind all of his silliness lies an extremely cunning leader who always seems to know more than he lets on. A man who is dedicated to his crew and ruthless to his enemies, Morgan is a natural people's person.. Morgan is also an accomplished weapons and armor fabricator: His mega-outdated attire and accessories had to come from somewhere. Isn't above using modern technology to fulfill his ends, but always seems to insist on some sort of "pirate themed" modifications.  But then again, all everyone else sees is the nutcase with the parrot on his shoulder.   

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: "Captain" Morgan Goldslager

Equipped Weapons: -Modified Uxlani High-frequency construction cutting blade(shaped like a cutlass)
                           -Modified high power laser pistol x2 (shaped as old-timey flintlock pistols)
                           -Custom made Micro grenados

Equipped Gear: - Pirate hat, custom made
                     - Pirate coat, custom made, reinforced to military armor standards (colored red)
                     - Paul the parrot
                     - Eyepatch, covering an augmented left eye.
                     - Portable navigational star charts

Inventory: -Extremely worn copy of "How to talk like a pirate"
               - Flask, filled with high quality rum
               - Half drunk bottle of mid quality rum mixed with water "grog"

Skills: Melee Combat with bladed weapons (+/-4)
         Pistol Marksmanship (+/-2)
         Weapon Fabrication (+/-3)
         Armor Fabrication (+/-2)
         Liquor Fabrication Brewing (Extensive knowledge of alcohol, mundane?)
         Leadership (+/- 2)
         Mastery of Piracy History
         Knowledge of local myths and legends

Abilities: Drunken astuteness (Morgan always seems more competent when fully drunk)
            ((Not really sure what else should go here))

Other: Modified Bioaugmented left eye

Well, its something. Might need some looking over.

Approved. Slight balancing.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 25, 2014, 09:06:48 pm

Dibs on swashbuckling green

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 25, 2014, 09:35:05 pm

EDIT I'll have orange instead.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on April 25, 2014, 09:36:03 pm

Can you bold that? I can't read it.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 25, 2014, 10:40:34 pm

The Many are here. ((I'll leave any and all boni to be determined by the GM, for suitable balance.))

Spoiler: The Many (click to show/hide)

Name: Orion Enterprises R&D Project 48HT6T, "The Many"

Physical age: One month, give or take a day or two for individual automata.

Race: Nanoautomaton Swarm

Description: A swarm of 10¹⁶ tiny (100 automata equal one human cell in volume) automata who escaped from an Orion Enterprises R&D lab a week ago. They are very convinced of the inferiority of organic beings; despite being fugitives, they are certain OE will never get on their tail proper. (Possible plot hook?) They are hiveminded, and while they can separate from each other, they prefer a humanoid form. Being pushed around and given orders by OE has led them to have trouble with trust and following of requests.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Name: The Many

Equipped Weapons/Gear:
Nano-manipulators (in-built): Small pincers to hold on to things.
...As a weapon: Target is engulfed and deconstructed piece by piece. Quaranteed hit on immobile targets (within reach), roll to shake off on mobile targets. Causes destruction and/or death in an amount of turns based on the target's size and complexity.
...As a piece of gear: Construction, deconstruction and movement of objects both small and large. Bonus to such actions.

Electro-Pulsers (in-built): Electric pulse sent through Nano-manipulators.
...As a weapon: Electrocutes partially or completely engulfed target, dealing internal damage.
...As a piece of gear: Direct stimulation of circuits allows control over electronics. Bonus to hacking, roll for direct control. (Whether or not The Many understood the workings of the circuit from cursory examination)

Photovoltaic nanopanels (in-built): Restores power when illuminated.

Disguise (worn): A trenchcoat, a rimmed hat, a pair of sunglasses, a bandana, a pair of knee high boots , and a pair of gloves to hide identity. It is not a very low-profile disguise, though, and will raise suspicion in non-idiots.

Inventory:
Nil, not including equipment.

Skills:
Analysis: Very close inspection of things to learn about them is simple in nano-scale.
Electronics: The Many are in touch with electronics both figuratively and literally.
Hacking: Computerized thinking and direct commands allow hacking of electronics only limited by processor power.
Logistics: Handling so many small things collectively requires practice of logistics ability, making management of things a lot easier.
Multitasking: Collective consciousness allows an absurdly high amount of things to be done at once, though division of attention also means division of processing cycles, decreasing efficiency.
Stealth: Being able to stay under the radar is essential for fugitives.

Abilities:
Formation: Can mimic the form of anything through arrangement of automata, limited by size.
Separation: Can separate into a large cloud, capable of passing through small cracks and engulfing objects. It is practically impossible to damage The Many without a suitable weapon, such as a flamethrower. Performing this prevents The Many from holding an inventory, and all equipment not in-built is dropped.
Synthetic: Instead of health, hunger etc., integrity and power should be tracked. Resistance or immunity to some things, such as toxins, vulnerability to others, such as electromagnetic pulses.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 26, 2014, 12:10:34 am

Yay piracy........

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 12:11:18 am

Shhhh, we have to convince Kevak to take a nap!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 12:12:42 am

Not till I finish editing. I'm almost done.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 12:15:39 am

 >:( I say absolute nonsense because I care! Don't you argue with my ridiculousness!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 12:17:41 am

Nyyyaaa! *flails randomly*

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 26, 2014, 01:49:39 am

((My sheet is done.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 02:52:57 am

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 26, 2014, 01:49:39 am

((My sheet is done.))

Accepted and I balanced and fleshed it out.

Everything is fleshed out and balanced.

All of it.

And yes, some crew will be better then others earlier on. There shouldn't be any major infighting for a while so that is fine.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 26, 2014, 02:54:54 am

Reserved. I'll fill out the sheets ASAP.

Spoiler: Char Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Lerman

Physical age: 16

Race: Genetically modified human

Description: A prototype genetic experiment to merge biology with nanomachinery, Lerman was dubbed too mentally unstable to be used as infantry. After a decade of attempted brainwashing, painful experimentation and shock therapy, he woke up free, albeit with no memory of how he did it. Highly paranoid, completely scared of women, extremely shy, and highly defensive of what he considers his family. At the moment, this consists of the owner of the bar everyone is currently sitting in, who has been looking after him for a few days.

Spoiler: Stat sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Lerman

Equipped Weapons: Unarmed.

Equipped Gear: Cheap civilian clothes.

Inventory: Coins, mysterious metal emblem

Skills: Cooking and cleaning, mundane

Status
Healthy.
Slightly sleep deprived.
Full, 15/15 fullness.
Sated, 10/10 hydration

Abilities: ((See PM.))
Socially Awkward: Naive, Terrified of Everyone, Especially Terrified of Women, what's not to love?
Protectorate: Goes into berserker rage if a 'family' member is hurt, either emotionally or physically. +/-2 combat skills, -/+ 4 other skills (as in negative)

Augmentations:
Genetically and mechanically modified, +/-3 all stats (remember that I have absolutely nothing else)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 02:55:37 am

((And now... You all meet up in a space bar, somewhere.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 02:58:43 am

Not yet, I'm not starting till probably midday today (since it is 12:59 pm right now.) I have some plot stuff to work out with a few players.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 03:00:58 am

It was a joke about the last one. I know you weren't planning to start now.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 03:02:23 am

Ah lawl.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 26, 2014, 03:29:42 am

((Psst, can I still join? If not, waitlist plz.))

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

Name: Million D. Nickel.
Physical Age: 22
Race: Immortal Human.
Description: Million is an albino, although that's more the result of being alive a hell of a lot longer than most humans, which has resulted in the complete absence of melanin in his body. He wears shirts with square patterns on them. He's a bit of an asshole, constantly insulting everybody, calling them 'snot-nosed brats' and variations of thereof. He does posses some form of moral compass, though it's more like doing what he thinks is right, while blatantly ignoring everyone else's opinions. He thinks he's the smartest being there is, a result of his great age. He claims Million isn't even his real name, but really just a pseudonym that he had grown to like. He enjoys card games. Also, he has a really nice mustache.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Name: Million D. Nickel.
Equipped Weapon: Cavalry Sabre: Slashing and Stabbing weapon.
Smith & Wesson M&P 9mm Pistol: 6 rounds.
Equipped Gear:
Kevlar Vest.
Digital Radar/Watch: Sends out signals on a horizontal plane in all directions every 10 seconds, giving the user a rough map of everything, including living beings, around them. Can also tell the time. Battery lasts approximately 4 hours per full charge.
Inventory: 10 bars of Twix.
Box of Rations.(Contains approximately 10 meals.)
Skills: Hunting: Pretty decent.
Cooking: Just above average.
Marksmanship: Can shoot a moving target at 15m.
Sleeping: Has a tendency to fall asleep at crucial meetings and the like.

I might have made him a tad overpowered.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 03:37:48 am

Both the strength and the regen are nerfed. A lack of aging is fine. Also pistols are inaccurate as fuck, try 15 meters.

Otherwise it's good. You wanna change anything?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 26, 2014, 03:43:56 am

Quote from: Kevak on April 26, 2014, 03:37:48 am

Both the strength and the regen are nerfed. A lack of aging is fine. Also pistols are inaccurate as fuck, try 15 meters.

Otherwise it's good. You wanna change anything?

Not really, no. Could I give him control over ashes, though? As well as the ability to generate them. Oh, and I'm giving him a nice mustache.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 03:47:52 am

This isn't a fantasy setting, the dude is immortal because of !!SCIENCE!! No, he cannot randomly create ashes.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 26, 2014, 03:49:31 am

Quote from: Kevak on April 26, 2014, 03:47:52 am

This isn't a fantasy setting, the dude is immortal because of !!SCIENCE!! No, he cannot randomly create ashes.

((Meanie.
Nah, I was just checking. What about the control over ashes, though? That could, theorotically, be  through science.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 03:51:02 am

He isn't a nanoswarm, in theory The Many could cover themselves in ash to do something like that, but not really possible otherwise.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 26, 2014, 03:52:20 am

Okay.
I've nerfed the regeneration somewhat, and the strenght is halved. That okay? Or do I need to do more nerfing.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Pancaek on April 26, 2014, 04:15:56 am

I'll guess I'll take rusty old maroon then

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 04:22:41 am

Regen needs more nerfing, strength still needs nerfing, I suggest dropping those entirely unless you can thing of a plausible reason for the strength to exist at a tiny fraction of how it is currently.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 26, 2014, 04:29:59 am

Taken away super strenght. Also, he cannot regenerate anything bigger than a bullethole in his vital organs. That okay?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 04:31:56 am

No, regen is the main problem here. Remove it, I cannot think of a situation that that would be natural with a human.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 26, 2014, 04:34:17 am

((My sheet is finished. Comes with a PM explaining why he has no weapons, or skills, other than useless things.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 04:35:14 am

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 26, 2014, 02:54:54 am

Reserved. I'll fill out the sheets ASAP.

Spoiler: Char Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Lerman

Physical age: 16

Race: Genetically modified human

Description: A prototype genetic experiment to merge biology with nanomachinery, Lerman was dubbed too mentally unstable to be used as infantry. After a decade of attempted brainwashing, painful experimentation and shock therapy, he woke up free, albeit with no memory of how he did it. Highly paranoid, completely scared of women, extremely shy, and highly defensive of what he considers his family. At the moment, this consists of the owner of the bar everyone is currently sitting in, who has been looking after him for a few days.

Spoiler: Stat sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Lerman

Equipped Weapons: Unarmed.

Equipped Gear: Cheap civilian clothes.

Inventory: Coins, mysterious metal emblem

Skills: Cooking and cleaning, mundane

Status
Healthy.
Slightly sleep deprived.
Full, 15/15 fullness.
Sated, 10/10 hydration

Abilities: ((See PM.))
Socially Awkward: Naive, Terrified of Everyone, Especially Terrified of Women, what's not to love?
Protectorate: Goes into berserker rage if a 'family' member is hurt, either emotionally or physically. +/-2 combat skills, -/+ 4 other skills (as in negative)

Augmentations:
Genetically and mechanically modified, +/-3 all stats (remember that I have absolutely nothing else)

Approved. I will flesh out a bit.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 26, 2014, 04:39:27 am

Quote from: Kevak on April 26, 2014, 04:31:56 am

No, regen is the main problem here. Remove it, I cannot think of a situation that that would be natural with a human.

Been there, done that. And what's this talk about 'natural'? Immortality isn't exactly natural either.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Yoink on April 26, 2014, 04:40:33 am

Clearly he drinks lots of herbal tea.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 04:44:46 am

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 26, 2014, 04:39:27 am

Quote from: Kevak on April 26, 2014, 04:31:56 am

No, regen is the main problem here. Remove it, I cannot think of a situation that that would be natural with a human.

Been there, done that. And what's this talk about 'natural'? Immortality isn't exactly natural either.

Sciencewise, immortality is completely possible if we can get rid of cancer. Therefore that works.
From what I see, you are basically trying to make your character OP at the start, if you want some sort of progression system as the game goes on for enhancements, then PM me a proposal and we can work out the details. He can start with a slightly faster then normal healing rate and slightly stronger then normal muscles unless he is getting chimeric enhancements or other things. He can progress as the game goes on, but I am not allowing OP characters. There will be plenty of time to become a OP character later on.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 26, 2014, 04:46:27 am

Not sure why anyone would want to be immortal. Sure, it has it's perks, but unless you can spread your immortality, everything you know and love will die. Repeatedly. For trillenia. That is pretty fugged.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 04:49:53 am

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 26, 2014, 04:46:27 am

Not sure why anyone would want to be immortal. Sure, it has it's perks, but unless you can spread your immortality, everything you know and love will die. Repeatedly. For trillenia. That is pretty fugged.

To be totally honest, I plan on becoming immortal specifically to spite Entropy I think that will keep me slogging on through the misery.

Course if I can have a few other immortals.. That would be glorious.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 26, 2014, 05:01:57 am

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 26, 2014, 04:46:27 am

Not sure why anyone would want to be immortal. Sure, it has it's perks, but unless you can spread your immortality, everything you know and love will die. Repeatedly. For trillenia. That is pretty fugged.

Another few things why immortality is unless you have super strength you'll probably at some point get buried in a rockslide or something and no one will ever find you,spending trillenia with worms chewing at your body...isn't really that good I say.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 05:03:42 am

I am going to bed now, Blitz, we can finish discussing your character when I wake up, apps will never close for this. No waitlist cause none needed.

Quote from: blazing glory on April 26, 2014, 05:01:57 am

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 26, 2014, 04:46:27 am

Not sure why anyone would want to be immortal. Sure, it has it's perks, but unless you can spread your immortality, everything you know and love will die. Repeatedly. For trillenia. That is pretty fugged.

Another few things why immortality is unless you have super strength you'll probably at some point get buried in a rockslide or something and no one will ever find you,spending trillenia with worms chewing at your body...isn't really that good I say.

Immortality loses it's novelty after about a thousand years from what I've heard. Then it gets boring.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 05:06:52 am

A thousand years? The Mortal Immortal begs to differ.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: darkpaladin109 on April 26, 2014, 05:29:18 am

I'l take bold blue as my color.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 26, 2014, 06:02:58 am

Quote from: Kevak on April 25, 2014, 03:27:53 pm

Disguise: [...]  (+4 "Who's that weirdo?")

((I presume that bonus is to avoiding identification? Others have to ask who is in the disguise, it seems.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 26, 2014, 06:14:04 am

((I assume you're disguised, but easily noticeable.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BFEL on April 26, 2014, 08:59:36 am

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 26, 2014, 04:46:27 am

Not sure why anyone would want to be immortal. Sure, it has it's perks, but unless you can spread your immortality, everything you know and love will die. Repeatedly. For trillenia. That is pretty fugged.

I find that peoples view on immortality is directly reflective on their views on life in general. I am an eternal optimist, thus I could easily see myself finding enjoyment for eternity.

Not to mention that at some point your memory is going to be "full" after all that time, so after a few thousand years you can start "redoing" some of your adventures. Unless you get some memory enhancers implanted or something.


Oh, Kevak, could I halve the power supply on my rifles in exchange for getting in-built solar panels on them? So they have less overall shots, but regen a shot or so every non-combat daytime turn. Also would be cool if that's a standard feature of my species weapons. Come to think of it, will we be meeting other members of our species as NPCs? If so we might have lots to PM about XD.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 26, 2014, 09:31:09 am

I'll have my char sheet done asap.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 26, 2014, 09:48:34 am

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Ferrous
Race: Iron
Gender: Their race does not support gender
Age: 463 years, 15 days, and 32 seconds
Description: Effectively, think of a rockman from FTL. Then think him being even slower to move, resistant to the loss of oxygen as well as his already existent resistance to fire, and a bit more durable. Just chunks of iron mashed together, effectively. Rather tall and broad, too.

Spoiler: Stat Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Ferrous

Equipped Weapons: Two Human Sledgehammers (Is strong enough to dual-wield them)

Equipped Gear: Small bits of plating on the body

Inventory: Wrench, Bag of Iron Chunks! (A snack for the Iron Race, containing much stone)

Skills: Much experience with engineering.

Abilities: Very Durable.

Other: None?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Harry Baldman on April 26, 2014, 12:29:43 pm

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 26, 2014, 04:46:27 am

Not sure why anyone would want to be immortal. Sure, it has it's perks, but unless you can spread your immortality, everything you know and love will die. Repeatedly. For trillenia. That is pretty fugged.

The only reason we come up with rationalizations on why being immortal wouldn't be completely awesome is because we're all going to die and we don't want to feel bad about that, so we invent reasons why dying is totally okay, desirable and unequivocally a Good Thing, because cognitive dissonance is handy that way. Pretty sure we'd all consider immortality pretty damn awesome if any of us could actually get it.

On a different note, sheet time!

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Cultron C-115739, though prefers to go by the name of "Barry"

Physical age: 5.37 Ey

Race: the Cultron C Series, a line of domestic missionary robots by TGRC Inc. famed for their superior effectiveness in religious debate, conversational engagement and door-to-door salesmanship, whether the thing sold is the newest fad Galactic Rim mode of thought or a wonderful vacuum cleaner, though if the latter is of more interest, the Cultron A Series is used more commonly. The Cultron C Series is highly popular among the more affluent cults of the galaxy, mostly due to their great affinity for face-to-face conversation and amazing conversion rates, to say nothing of their adaptive intelligence and high degree of versatility. Though now left in the shadow of its bigger, more suave brothers and sisters of the E and F Series, the Cultron C Series remains a greatly popular tool in the wild world of both domestic and colonial missionary work.

Description: like most unmodified Cultron Cs, Barry's general shape would best be described as an orb-weaver spider (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f3/Araneus_diadematus_%28Clerck%2C_1757%29.JPG), except about the length and width of a human being if one includes the legs, and also made of the very best in commercially-available cream-colored hardened plastics. The designers at TGRC were faithful to the general morphology of the spider, though not the anatomy, for purely practical reasons. With the miraculous Zimmerman Q-57 fusion battery powering all of his systems, Barry never needs recharging, though it is advised that he get a technical checkup every two Ey or so, in order to make sure everything's working correctly. As for the in-house TGRC Advanced Adaptive Artificially Intelligent Egosystem that supplies Barry's thinking capacity, it is nothing short of glorious, providing Barry with whatever ideals he requires to espouse at a given time (currently the Brotherhood of Glorious Enlightenment In The Face Of The Coming Storm, a generically-named, somewhat antiquated operation who prefer a hands-off approach to indoctrination (which means that they simply send out armies of Cultrons to do all their work for them in a 'fire and forget' sort of way), the algorithms and heuristics required to convey them to any and all who will listen (and many who will not), and the sunny, relentless disposition required to be the very best missionary he can be.

Spoiler: Stat Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Barry

Equipped Weapons:
Primary Weapon: CapTech Mutant-Strength Security Foam - through a built-in launcher in his abdomen, Barry can launch a sizable amount of quickly-hardening foam at great speed at whoever in his vicinity requires incapacitation - CapTech assures all buyers that the product has been tested on real mutants, and that it does indeed work, which Barry can confirm with empirical experience. It is most certainly not infinite, having about enough foam for ten highly secure cocoonings of adult human beings, and the foam is replaced with the patented TGRC Organic Replenishment System - organic matter consumed by Barry will, in the course of about a day, slowly be transformed through the miracles of his internal DIFFTech organic synthesis modules into more foam!
Secondary Weapon: Princely Enterprises Entheogen Delivery System - Barry's chelicerae hold within them powerful injection systems linked to reservoirs of some of the most potent entheogen cocktails known to civilization, courtesy of the fine folks at Princely Enterprises. When used responsibly on most biological beings in the galaxy, they can produce intense religious experiences that are practically guaranteed to put downright mystical ideas into people's minds. The worst the entheogens can do is induce minor poisoning or slight allergies in most individuals, which is a minor risk compared to their benefits! Replenished similarly to the foam, the entheogens represent one of the most potent weapons in Barry's arsenal.
Tertiary Weapon: Senn Limited External Digestion Suite - not a weapon as such, more a solution of ferments and acids that act slowly upon organic components (preferably of biological origin, though not necessarily) they are mixed with - slow-acting, but remarkably effective in a wide temperature range. Since Barry does not have a digestive system of his own, he needs to utilize this to obtain the necessary basic components for the organic synthesis of all chemical tools in his body, including the external digestion fluid itself. It can technically be used as a slow-acting tissue-degenerating poison, but it would be rather inefficient, not to mention highly inhumane and painful. And to prevent the risk of a technical error, the delivery system for external digestion is completely separate from the one for entheogens, going through the pedipalps rather than the chelicerae.

Equipped Gear: the only thing that would technically count is Barry's body itself - though its external layer is made chiefly of cream-colored plastic, it is quite durable, and critical components have an additional protective layer of boron carbide, making him reasonably well-protected from conventional weaponry of many kinds. He is also possesses full magnetic shielding and surge protection, which, while expensive, is certainly quite worth it.

Inventory: five liters of CapTech Mutant-Strength Security Foam precursors kept in his abdomen (when mixed, the foam both hardens and expands), 20 doses (calibrated for adult humans, at least) of entheogens kept in a reservoir in his cephalothorax, about three liters of external digestion solution kept in his abdomen, a Hobbston Industries Z-5 organic printer localized to his cephalothorax.

Skills:
Preaching: Barry was a natural preacher since the day he was created, and in these five Ey he's only gotten better at it due to the TGRC AAAIE working its magic.
Calculation: whatever his primary function, Barry still possesses all the calculation abilities of a personal computer.
Stealth: civilian-level stealth algorithms are a must for a proper missionary robot, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Though not quite as good at stealth as the E and F Series, the C Series is still noted for its ability to surprise many with its agility and unobtrusive behavior.
Foamspinning: the ability to successfully capture and render helpless a wide variety of prey with nothing more than a limited amount of security foam is one of the main reasons for the C Series' success, and the latest software patches from TGRC have made Barry quite adept at the subdual of most intelligent, unintelligent and robotic denizens of the galaxy.
Entheogen Delivery: also critically important, though less publicized is the ability to assess an intelligent being's body weight and water content based on available data, then deliver an appropriate dose of entheogens to let them see their maker for extended periods of time.
Linguistics: with systems as sophisticated as Barry's, is it any surprise he is fluent in a great many languages and dialects of the local areas of the galaxy?

Abilities:
Eight Legs: as you might expect, Barry is built for stability, and his eight legs certainly fulfill that goal.
Fully Robotic: Barry, as a consequence of being a robot, does not have any biological needs, and can exist in a vacuum with no problems at all as long as his battery holds out and his body holds up.
No Arms: though his legs serve as adequate replacements for many applications involving brute force or gesturing, the fact is that Barry, like any Cultron C and markedly unlike Cultrons E or F, has no arms, which tends to limit his applications outside of his specialties.
Robotic Physique: though not overly so due to conservation of materials, Barry is definitely stronger than the average human being, and does not tire at all, which helps quite a bit. He still feels pain as a warning mechanism, but it has no distinctly unpleasant connotations to him. Notably, he can perform sizable vertical and horizontal jumps.
Organic Printing: the Hobbston Industries Z-5 organic printer is the only printer somebody like Barry needs - through the marvels of organic synthesis (replenished, as always, through absorbed organic compounds) he can perform an interesting variation of laser black-and-white printing, producing all the fliers and brochures from the underside of his cephalothorax that any interested people could possibly require!
Adaptable Vocalization: Barry can significantly alter the pitch and volume of his voice, and can even speak perfectly well in both infrasonic and ultrasonic ranges. Unlike the F Series, though, he does not have speech imitation or recording/playback capabilities for the sake of conserving memory and space.

Well, that sure was a lot of fun to write.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 26, 2014, 12:50:45 pm

((If all door-to-door missionaries were giant robotic spiders, the world would be a very different place, though I'm not sure if it was for better or worse.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 12:54:31 pm

((Hot damn! Assist me in spreading false religions, oh great and spidery one!))

((On a side note, anybody wanna take a stab at who'll die first?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 26, 2014, 01:07:11 pm

(Just going by stats, Hales is probably the squishiest, and wisecracking may get him in trouble, but at this point its hard to tell)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 26, 2014, 01:07:56 pm

Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 12:54:31 pm

((On a side note, anybody wanna take a stab at who'll die first?))

((BFEL's character's +10000 to offending people will definitely get him in trouble very early, but he might have a chance if the others help him. Either way, I'm calling Da'datran dies first.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 01:10:27 pm

((Hmm... You have both have points, although Lily is fairly squishy too... And probably will anger the others with how much she breaks stuff.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 26, 2014, 01:12:13 pm

((Who do you think is most likely to turn on the rest of the crew, or kill another player for some reason?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 01:13:26 pm

((The Many))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 26, 2014, 01:23:29 pm

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 26, 2014, 01:12:13 pm

((Who do you think is most likely to turn on the rest of the crew, or kill another player for some reason?))

((H (HugoLuman) and Gunther (Pancaek) are bribeable, Lily (Lyeos) is likely to cause collateral damage with her actions, and Deceer (blazing glory), Ska'ran (darkpaladin109) and The Many (IcyTea31) have issues with trusting others. It would be easier to ask who is the least likely to cause the death of another player character, to which I would answer Tarak Moore (Sinvara).

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Pancaek on April 26, 2014, 01:34:49 pm

((Well, Gunther is bribeable, but it's really bad form for any self respecting mercenary to turn against his own crew. Couple that with the fact that I really dislike going against other players, the offer would have to be pretty huge for me to even consider killing a crewmember. Though, yeah, the Many kinda worry me a bit.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Harry Baldman on April 26, 2014, 02:01:10 pm

Quote from: Pancaek on April 26, 2014, 01:34:49 pm

((Well, Gunther is bribeable, but it's really bad form for any self respecting mercenary to turn against his own crew. Couple that with the fact that I really dislike going against other players, the offer would have to be pretty huge for me to even consider killing a crewmember. Though, yeah, the Many kinda worry me a bit.))

((The Many seem, on the whole, pretty harmless to me. They have an easy-to-exploit vulnerability, and what reason would they have for turning on people who provide valuable services?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 26, 2014, 02:22:00 pm

Quote from: Harry Baldman on April 26, 2014, 02:01:10 pm

((The Many seem, on the whole, pretty harmless to me. They have an easy-to-exploit vulnerability, and what reason would they have for turning on people who provide valuable services?))

((They are chased by an interstellar megacorp. They cannot afford to lower their guard on anyone, in case that person is an agent for OE. Not trusting people easily leads to hostilities, as friendships won't advance past alliances of convenience. As noted in the old thread, cabin fever is a threat as well. Also, what is this vulnerability? I did note the vulnerability to practically any area-effect threat, but is this something else? The problem in designing a nanoswarm character is that building nanomachines is hard, and as such they must be a very small and simple design e.g. can't strap a railgun to each one, no matter how useful that would be.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 02:25:36 pm

((We probably could strap each one to a railgun, though. That said, The Many seems like the kind of character that would murder each of us if we wronged him [Yes, I know it should be they, I don't care.] and he no longer needed us.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Harry Baldman on April 26, 2014, 02:37:57 pm

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 26, 2014, 02:22:00 pm

((They are chased by an interstellar megacorp. They cannot afford to lower their guard on anyone, in case that person is an agent for OE. Not trusting people easily leads to hostilities, as friendships won't advance past alliances of convenience. As noted in the old thread, cabin fever is a threat as well. Also, what is this vulnerability? I did note the vulnerability to practically any area-effect threat, but is this something else? The problem in designing a nanoswarm character is that building nanomachines is hard, and as such they must be a very small and simple design e.g. can't strap a railgun to each one, no matter how useful that would be.))

((Radiation's a pretty important vulnerability. EMP, obviously. Wireless signal jamming (unless its communications run on magic) is an interesting one - just blast the Many to death with radio noise. Besides, doesn't the character sheet state that the Many are pretty confident that the OE won't be able to get their shit together and catch them? They've got that whole 'organics are inferior' thing going, after all. And it seems a bit silly to not trust anyone at all because anyone could be a corporate agent, since a reasonable analysis would indicate that an overwhelming majority of the galaxy's residents are not, in fact, OE employees or affiliates.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 02:45:48 pm

((Plot twist! All other characters are, in fact, secretly OE employees.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 26, 2014, 02:51:59 pm

Quote from: Harry Baldman on April 26, 2014, 02:37:57 pm

((Radiation's a pretty important vulnerability. EMP, obviously. Wireless signal jamming (unless its communications run on magic) is an interesting one - just blast the Many to death with radio noise. Besides, doesn't the character sheet state that the Many are pretty confident that the OE won't be able to get their shit together and catch them? They've got that whole 'organics are inferior' thing going, after all. And it seems a bit silly to not trust anyone at all because anyone could be a corporate agent, since a reasonable analysis would indicate that an overwhelming majority of the galaxy's residents are not, in fact, OE employees or affiliates.))

((Confidence implies uncertainty. Sometimes, a complete idiot solves an ages-old mystery or a random megacorp employee locates an escaped collective lifeform. In some cases, paranoia is appropriate. In some cases, it is not. In some cases, MAYBE IT IS AND THEY'RE ALREADY HERE. The problem with taking precautions is that they can't be done when your opponent is already one step behind you.))

((EDIT: I'll be going to sleep now, so I'll have to quit this debate here. If you have more to say, do so and I'll read it in the morning, replying if necessary.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 26, 2014, 03:59:22 pm

(( Going to sleep now. Bye bye!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 04:02:01 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 26, 2014, 03:35:09 pm

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 26, 2014, 01:23:29 pm

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 26, 2014, 01:12:13 pm

((Who do you think is most likely to turn on the rest of the crew, or kill another player for some reason?))

((H (HugoLuman) and Gunther (Pancaek) are bribeable, Lily (Lyeos) is likely to cause collateral damage with her actions, and Deceer (blazing glory), Ska'ran (darkpaladin109) and The Many (IcyTea31) have issues with trusting others. It would be easier to ask who is the least likely to cause the death of another player character, to which I would answer Tarak Moore (Sinvara).

((I wouldn't be so sure about that.))

((I would. Doesn't he hate murder?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 26, 2014, 04:12:38 pm

(So, should we RP while waiting for this to begin, like last time, or is there an impetus we need to wait for?)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 04:15:40 pm

((I suppose we could. Kevak was supposed to start this midday. I think he's two hours behind me, so he's two hours late.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Pancaek on April 26, 2014, 04:19:41 pm

((Oh man, timezones are going to be a problem for me again. It's already 23:00 here.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: darkpaladin109 on April 26, 2014, 04:33:37 pm

Quote from: Pancaek on April 26, 2014, 04:19:41 pm

((Oh man, timezones are going to be a problem for me again. It's already 23:00 here.))

((Same here. Kevak, fi I don't post when the turn's up, don't just write my character out of the game, please.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 04:34:35 pm

"Hey! Anybody want some cookies?!"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Harry Baldman on April 26, 2014, 04:36:05 pm

Quote from: Pancaek on April 26, 2014, 04:19:41 pm

((Oh man, timezones are going to be a problem for me again. It's already 23:00 here.))

((Hey, it's past midnight here! Hooray for Europe!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 04:55:24 pm

Quote from: Coolrune206 on April 26, 2014, 09:48:34 am

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Ferrous
Race: Iron
Gender: Their race does not support gender
Age: 463 years, 15 days, and 32 seconds
Description: Effectively, think of a rockman from FTL. Then think him being even slower to move, resistant to the loss of oxygen as well as his already existent resistance to fire, and a bit more durable. Just chunks of iron mashed together, effectively. Rather tall and broad, too.

Spoiler: Stat Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Ferrous

Equipped Weapons: Two Human Sledgehammers (Is strong enough to dual-wield them)

Equipped Gear: Small bits of plating on the body

Inventory: Wrench, Bag of Iron Chunks! (A snack for the Iron Race, containing much stone)

Skills: Much experience with engineering.

Abilities: Very Durable.

Other: None?

Approved, I'll flesh it out.

Quote from: Harry Baldman on April 26, 2014, 12:29:43 pm

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 26, 2014, 04:46:27 am

Not sure why anyone would want to be immortal. Sure, it has it's perks, but unless you can spread your immortality, everything you know and love will die. Repeatedly. For trillenia. That is pretty fugged.

The only reason we come up with rationalizations on why being immortal wouldn't be completely awesome is because we're all going to die and we don't want to feel bad about that, so we invent reasons why dying is totally okay, desirable and unequivocally a Good Thing, because cognitive dissonance is handy that way. Pretty sure we'd all consider immortality pretty damn awesome if any of us could actually get it.

On a different note, sheet time!

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Cultron C-115739, though prefers to go by the name of "Barry"

Physical age: 5.37 Ey

Race: the Cultron C Series, a line of domestic missionary robots by TGRC Inc. famed for their superior effectiveness in religious debate, conversational engagement and door-to-door salesmanship, whether the thing sold is the newest fad Galactic Rim mode of thought or a wonderful vacuum cleaner, though if the latter is of more interest, the Cultron A Series is used more commonly. The Cultron C Series is highly popular among the more affluent cults of the galaxy, mostly due to their great affinity for face-to-face conversation and amazing conversion rates, to say nothing of their adaptive intelligence and high degree of versatility. Though now left in the shadow of its bigger, more suave brothers and sisters of the E and F Series, the Cultron C Series remains a greatly popular tool in the wild world of both domestic and colonial missionary work.

Description: like most unmodified Cultron Cs, Barry's general shape would best be described as an orb-weaver spider (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f3/Araneus_diadematus_%28Clerck%2C_1757%29.JPG), except about the length and width of a human being if one includes the legs, and also made of the very best in commercially-available cream-colored hardened plastics. The designers at TGRC were faithful to the general morphology of the spider, though not the anatomy, for purely practical reasons. With the miraculous Zimmerman Q-57 fusion battery powering all of his systems, Barry never needs recharging, though it is advised that he get a technical checkup every two Ey or so, in order to make sure everything's working correctly. As for the in-house TGRC Advanced Adaptive Artificially Intelligent Egosystem that supplies Barry's thinking capacity, it is nothing short of glorious, providing Barry with whatever ideals he requires to espouse at a given time (currently the Brotherhood of Glorious Enlightenment In The Face Of The Coming Storm, a generically-named, somewhat antiquated operation who prefer a hands-off approach to indoctrination (which means that they simply send out armies of Cultrons to do all their work for them in a 'fire and forget' sort of way), the algorithms and heuristics required to convey them to any and all who will listen (and many who will not), and the sunny, relentless disposition required to be the very best missionary he can be.

Spoiler: Stat Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Barry

Equipped Weapons:
Primary Weapon: CapTech Mutant-Strength Security Foam - through a built-in launcher in his abdomen, Barry can launch a sizable amount of quickly-hardening foam at great speed at whoever in his vicinity requires incapacitation - CapTech assures all buyers that the product has been tested on real mutants, and that it does indeed work, which Barry can confirm with empirical experience. It is most certainly not infinite, having about enough foam for ten highly secure cocoonings of adult human beings, and the foam is replaced with the patented TGRC Organic Replenishment System - organic matter consumed by Barry will, in the course of about a day, slowly be transformed through the miracles of his internal DIFFTech organic synthesis modules into more foam!
Secondary Weapon: Princely Enterprises Entheogen Delivery System - Barry's chelicerae hold within them powerful injection systems linked to reservoirs of some of the most potent entheogen cocktails known to civilization, courtesy of the fine folks at Princely Enterprises. When used responsibly on most biological beings in the galaxy, they can produce intense religious experiences that are practically guaranteed to put downright mystical ideas into people's minds. The worst the entheogens can do is induce minor poisoning or slight allergies in most individuals, which is a minor risk compared to their benefits! Replenished similarly to the foam, the entheogens represent one of the most potent weapons in Barry's arsenal.
Tertiary Weapon: Senn Limited External Digestion Suite - not a weapon as such, more a solution of ferments and acids that act slowly upon organic components (preferably of biological origin, though not necessarily) they are mixed with - slow-acting, but remarkably effective in a wide temperature range. Since Barry does not have a digestive system of his own, he needs to utilize this to obtain the necessary basic components for the organic synthesis of all chemical tools in his body, including the external digestion fluid itself. It can technically be used as a slow-acting tissue-degenerating poison, but it would be rather inefficient, not to mention highly inhumane and painful. And to prevent the risk of a technical error, the delivery system for external digestion is completely separate from the one for entheogens, going through the pedipalps rather than the chelicerae.

Equipped Gear: the only thing that would technically count is Barry's body itself - though its external layer is made chiefly of cream-colored plastic, it is quite durable, and critical components have an additional protective layer of boron carbide, making him reasonably well-protected from conventional weaponry of many kinds. He is also possesses full magnetic shielding and surge protection, which, while expensive, is certainly quite worth it.

Inventory: five liters of CapTech Mutant-Strength Security Foam precursors kept in his abdomen (when mixed, the foam both hardens and expands), 20 doses (calibrated for adult humans, at least) of entheogens kept in a reservoir in his cephalothorax, about three liters of external digestion solution kept in his abdomen, a Hobbston Industries Z-5 organic printer localized to his cephalothorax.

Skills:
Preaching: Barry was a natural preacher since the day he was created, and in these five Ey he's only gotten better at it due to the TGRC AAAIE working its magic.
Calculation: whatever his primary function, Barry still possesses all the calculation abilities of a personal computer.
Stealth: civilian-level stealth algorithms are a must for a proper missionary robot, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Though not quite as good at stealth as the E and F Series, the C Series is still noted for its ability to surprise many with its agility and unobtrusive behavior.
Foamspinning: the ability to successfully capture and render helpless a wide variety of prey with nothing more than a limited amount of security foam is one of the main reasons for the C Series' success, and the latest software patches from TGRC have made Barry quite adept at the subdual of most intelligent, unintelligent and robotic denizens of the galaxy.
Entheogen Delivery: also critically important, though less publicized is the ability to assess an intelligent being's body weight and water content based on available data, then deliver an appropriate dose of entheogens to let them see their maker for extended periods of time.
Linguistics: with systems as sophisticated as Barry's, is it any surprise he is fluent in a great many languages and dialects of the local areas of the galaxy?

Abilities:
Eight Legs: as you might expect, Barry is built for stability, and his eight legs certainly fulfill that goal.
Fully Robotic: Barry, as a consequence of being a robot, does not have any biological needs, and can exist in a vacuum with no problems at all as long as his battery holds out and his body holds up.
No Arms: though his legs serve as adequate replacements for many applications involving brute force or gesturing, the fact is that Barry, like any Cultron C and markedly unlike Cultrons E or F, has no arms, which tends to limit his applications outside of his specialties.
Robotic Physique: though not overly so due to conservation of materials, Barry is definitely stronger than the average human being, and does not tire at all, which helps quite a bit. He still feels pain as a warning mechanism, but it has no distinctly unpleasant connotations to him. Notably, he can perform sizable vertical and horizontal jumps.
Organic Printing: the Hobbston Industries Z-5 organic printer is the only printer somebody like Barry needs - through the marvels of organic synthesis (replenished, as always, through absorbed organic compounds) he can perform an interesting variation of laser black-and-white printing, producing all the fliers and brochures from the underside of his cephalothorax that any interested people could possibly require!
Adaptable Vocalization: Barry can significantly alter the pitch and volume of his voice, and can even speak perfectly well in both infrasonic and ultrasonic ranges. Unlike the F Series, though, he does not have speech imitation or recording/playback capabilities for the sake of conserving memory and space.

Well, that sure was a lot of fun to write.

Approved, will flesh out.

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 26, 2014, 03:29:42 am

((Psst, can I still join? If not, waitlist plz.))

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

Name: Million D. Nickel.
Physical Age: 22
Race: Immortal Human.
Description: Million is an albino, although that's more the result of being alive a hell of a lot longer than most humans, which has resulted in the complete absence of melanin in his body. He wears shirts with square patterns on them. He's a bit of an asshole, constantly insulting everybody, calling them 'snot-nosed brats' and variations of thereof. He does posses some form of moral compass, though it's more like doing what he thinks is right, while blatantly ignoring everyone else's opinions. He thinks he's the smartest being there is, a result of his great age. He claims Million isn't even his real name, but really just a pseudonym that he had grown to like. He enjoys card games. Also, he has a really nice mustache.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Name: Million D. Nickel.
Equipped Weapon: Cavalry Sabre: Slashing and Stabbing weapon.
Smith & Wesson M&P 9mm Pistol: 6 rounds.
Equipped Gear:
Kevlar Vest.
Digital Radar/Watch: Sends out signals on a horizontal plane in all directions every 10 seconds, giving the user a rough map of everything, including living beings, around them. Can also tell the time. Battery lasts approximately 4 hours per full charge.
Inventory: 10 bars of Twix.
Box of Rations.(Contains approximately 10 meals.)
Skills: Hunting: Pretty decent.
Cooking: Just above average.
Marksmanship: Can shoot a moving target at 15m.
Sleeping: Has a tendency to fall asleep at crucial meetings and the like.

Approved with discussed alterations, will flesh out.

If I missed anyone, let me know.

I'll start this off once I update the OP.

Sorta late cause I took a two hour shower and slept in an extra hour (I needed the sleep.).

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 04:58:14 pm

((Wouldn't murdering the crew be needless? Unless in self defense, in which case... The other person beat him by turning on the crew first.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 26, 2014, 05:13:52 pm

Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 04:34:35 pm

"Hey! Anybody want some cookies?!"

*Shoots Lily a nasty look*

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Pancaek on April 26, 2014, 05:14:26 pm

((So yeah, are we really discussing the miriad ways we're planning to rp killing our fellow crewmembers already?

@harry: yay, europa powers unite!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 05:15:35 pm

((If necessary I could "accidentally" blow up the ship and kill us all.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 26, 2014, 05:16:34 pm

Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 05:15:35 pm

((If necessary I could "accidentally" blow up the ship and kill us all.))

((If this ends up like my game then the ship will blow up anyway.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 05:18:58 pm

Quote from: blazing glory on April 26, 2014, 05:16:34 pm

Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 05:15:35 pm

((If necessary I could "accidentally" blow up the ship and kill us all.))

((If this ends up like my game then the ship will blow up anyway.))

((Ay. But, Lily may or may not "accidentally" leave some explosives laying around "out of the way".))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Pancaek on April 26, 2014, 05:21:02 pm

((oh dear, whatever happened to jolly cooperation?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 05:22:53 pm

((There will be jolly cooperation! You cooperate with Lily and like it, or the ship goes boom!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BFEL on April 26, 2014, 06:57:38 pm

I like how a innocent bet immediately turned into the crew trying to one-up each others betrayals.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 06:58:54 pm

((Yep! It's great, right?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 26, 2014, 07:13:48 pm

((I'm getting pretty excited for this to start now))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 07:14:58 pm

((Somebody is gonna get a taste of Lily's shotgun pretty quickly! Woohoo!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 07:16:11 pm

Almost done with altering character sheets. I think I should have reserved an extra post.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 07:55:54 pm

You are all in a bar... Somewhere.

You and many others, for various reasons, ended up marooned on this rather outdated station orbiting Solatik V. The station's name is WayStation 41, however it is normally referred to as Ways by the locals. You have found a bar, it is fairly empty, but there are a few other patrons. Some of these patrons are rather exotic. It seems as some people are walking into the bar from various other doors as well, maybe it's happy hour?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on April 26, 2014, 07:58:34 pm

Hales walks in, wearing a trenchcoat. He walks up to the bar.

"One Evans G&T, please."

He takes a seat, and quietly surveys the others, while taking out the Tin Wrench (Universal sign for Engineer for Hire.)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 08:00:35 pm

Lily grabs a seat near that funny lookin' guy in the trenchcoat, placing her shotgun on the table, then begins to eat her entire box of chocolates.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on April 26, 2014, 08:01:26 pm

"Hullo. Who are you?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 08:02:52 pm

"Lily! Who are you? Do you want any chocolate?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 26, 2014, 08:03:19 pm

Deceer Observes the surroundings quietly.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on April 26, 2014, 08:03:28 pm

"Hales. Milk or dark?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 08:04:39 pm

"Dark."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Pancaek on April 26, 2014, 08:05:45 pm

Gunther, sitting at the bar, looks forlornly at his empty glass, his gun laying next to it.

"Ja, I'm going to need another refill here. cheapest vodka you have this time."

he sighs

"Oh hyacinth, where are ze days where had lots of work"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 26, 2014, 08:07:07 pm

Ferrous walks over to the people talking, and quickly snatches quite a few, shoves them in his mouth, and quickly shuffles away.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 08:08:08 pm

"... Did he just steal my candy...?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on April 26, 2014, 08:09:39 pm

"I believe so. What do you do?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 08:10:03 pm

The Bartender hands you three your drinks and puts them on your tabs. He hand Tarak a ration bar as well. Good luck trying to leave the station with those tabs.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 08:11:19 pm

"I can't tell you that."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on April 26, 2014, 08:14:42 pm

Hales hands the Barkeep a few credits, and plucks at the lemon on his drink.

"Okay then, what do you drink?"

He notices Tarak.

He holds up the tin wrench symbol. "I'm looking for one. Whatcha got?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 08:15:46 pm

"... I don't want a job. Sounds like too much work."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Pancaek on April 26, 2014, 08:16:45 pm

Gunther, overhearing the others, chugs his vodka in one go and turns around.

"did someone say job?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BFEL on April 26, 2014, 08:17:11 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 26, 2014, 08:13:16 pm

Do you two want a job?

"Don't know about them, but I could go for a handy-j right now, sure" ((What colors are open now?))

Da'Datran begins openly masturbating ((Ah, this is why I love playing this species))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on April 26, 2014, 08:18:31 pm

"Humans don't like that stuff, man."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 08:19:24 pm

Quote from: BFEL on April 26, 2014, 08:17:11 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 26, 2014, 08:13:16 pm

Do you two want a job?

"Don't know about them, but I could go for a handy-j right now, sure" ((What colors are open now?))

Da'Datran begins openly masturbating ((Ah, this is why I love playing this species))

((Go look through the character sheets, any color coloring a player's name is taken.))

((Also Laaawl.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 08:21:06 pm

"Bad!"

Lily fires an XREP round at the guy playin' with himself.


((Bam. Stat sheet. Done.))

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Lily Brandstifter

Equipped Weapons:
NeoStead (12 Gauge Shotgun, two magazines that can be swapped between by flipping a switch on the gun. Like most shotguns, its real power is in close combat, but the variety in ammunition types available allow it to be quite a versatile weapon...
[Left magazine: XREP Rounds 6/6 ; Right magazine: Brenneke Rounds 6/6])

Equipped Gear:
"Adorable" Shoggoth print shirt (-1 Intimidation, +1 Weirdness)
Black shorts (No bonus/penalty)
Lily's Toolbelt (Misc tools) +1/-1 with some fabrication.

Inventory:
Box of chocolates. 4/4 uses, +2 fullness per use.
Five XREP Rounds (Non-lethal; Essentially a fire-able taser) (+2/-1 medium ranged combat. 8/12 chance of stun.)
Eight Brenneke Rounds (Slugs) (+3/-3 medium ranged combat)

Skills:
Explosives making (+/-2)
Explosives usage (+/-2)
Shotgun marksmanship (+1)
Hug giving (+5)

Status:
Awake. 0/50 fatigue.
Full 15/15 Hunger.
Sated 10/10 Hydration.
Healthy

Abilities: [Don't know where to put these]
Candy addiction (+1 remaining calm after consuming candy, -1 if without candy for 12 hours.)
Technologically impaired (+2 To accidentally breaking technology on friendly ships.)
Black market connections (+1 to buying/selling things illegally.)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 26, 2014, 08:23:05 pm

Ferrous decided things were too boring here. He wanted to make things excited again. So, he simply walked over to a table, grabbed it, and chucked it, flipping, into the air. He then quickly shuffled away, towards the bartender. He then calmly attempted to communicate that he wanted a beer.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BFEL on April 26, 2014, 08:24:40 pm

MEXICAN STANDOFF TIME!

((Do Concentrus automatically win these, what with having more arms and therefore guns? :P))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on April 26, 2014, 08:25:46 pm

"Gentlemen and ladies, please stop before the barkeep kicks you out."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 08:26:38 pm

Lily puts her gun back on the table. ((Whether she hits or not, yes.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 08:26:44 pm

Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 08:21:06 pm

"Bad!"

Lily fires an XREP round at the guy playin' with himself.

(4+2) The round hits him in crotch, causing him to fall off his chair and onto the group. He convulses screaming in agony.
(10-enough to get a 6) The table goes flying through the air and smashes into a wall.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 08:28:04 pm

The bartender adds both the table and the drink to Ferr's tab.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BFEL on April 26, 2014, 08:28:15 pm

((OUCH, well I guess I'm out of that standoff then :P))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 26, 2014, 08:28:28 pm

H had been standing in the corner of the bar for quite some time, appearing to stare off into space, though of course it was impossible to tell where, if anywhere, H was looking due to the visor.

At the word "Job", H's body turned ever so slightly to face the bar, and when the guns came out, H's head followed.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 26, 2014, 08:29:04 pm

Deceer draws his sword but doesn't make any moves to injure someone,yet.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on April 26, 2014, 08:29:29 pm

Hales quietly sips his G&T, watching the fight.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 08:31:53 pm

"... That's not appropriate to do in public. He'll live."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 26, 2014, 08:32:23 pm

Did the bartender just put the damage on MY TAB?! Dual Sledgehammer the bartender in the face! REPEATEDLY!!!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on April 26, 2014, 08:32:55 pm

"He's a Cont. They have no concept of social taboos whatsoever."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BFEL on April 26, 2014, 08:33:05 pm

((If/when Da'Datran gets back his faculties))

"GAH! Didn't know you were into that S&M stuff miss!"

((Yeah, I'mma play it off that he's totally ok with this))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 08:33:47 pm

"I'll have to teach him, then."

((Fairly certain XREPs penetrate the skin. Good luck pulling that out of your crotch. Technically, does this mean Lily drew first blood?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BFEL on April 26, 2014, 08:36:33 pm

Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 08:33:47 pm

"I'll have to teach him, then."

"Mmm, you gonna be rough with me teacher?"

((:P love how quick this turned into a public disturbance))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 08:38:04 pm

Quote from: Coolrune206 on April 26, 2014, 08:32:23 pm

Did the bartender just put the damage on MY TAB?! Dual Sledgehammer the bartender in the face! REPEATEDLY!!!

(1+6) vs (5+?!) Your Sledgehammer swings through the empty space that the bartender was moments before. A second later you find yourself flying through the bar wall into a hanger. Good thing you're durable as fuck and made of iron. You think the bartender was not trying to hurt you, he probably could have if he tried.

((You needed a natural 5.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 08:38:59 pm

"... I think a 'slightly' more lethal form of motivation will be necessary..."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BFEL on April 26, 2014, 08:41:12 pm

Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 08:38:59 pm

"... I think a 'slightly' more lethal form of motivation will be necessary..."

"Lethal?"

At this Da'Datran grabs her hands to immobilize and then headbutts her

((Yeah, the taser thing was just foreplay to him, but now you're being threatening. Also racist))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 08:42:31 pm

((Counter sue for sexual harassment.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 26, 2014, 08:43:58 pm

Ensure I still have my hammers. Then walk over and sit next to the people who were just shooting. They seemed fun.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 08:44:23 pm

Quote from: BFEL on April 26, 2014, 08:41:12 pm

Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 08:38:59 pm

"... I think a 'slightly' more lethal form of motivation will be necessary..."

"Lethal?"

At this Da'Datran grabs her hands to immobilize and then headbutts her

((Yeah, the taser thing was just foreplay to him, but now you're being threatening. Also racist))

8-2 vs 12 Da'Datran succeeds in grabbing Lily's hands, however Lily jumps backwards, causing both of them to tumble to the floor.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on April 26, 2014, 08:45:58 pm

Hales walks over to the Cont, putting a boot on his neck, while also drawing his gun on Lily at the same time.

"You two, stop fighting now. Got it?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 26, 2014, 08:46:21 pm

((I fear there may be some railroading necessary to ensure we actually become a crew))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 08:47:23 pm

((Someone actually has a plot driven reason to do that, they just haven't arrived yet.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 08:48:13 pm

"Got it. Is my chocolate safe?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 26, 2014, 08:48:19 pm

Hit the one that attacked the other on the back of the head with my hammhammer

(Targeting BFEL)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BFEL on April 26, 2014, 08:56:04 pm

Quote from: Coolrune206 on April 26, 2014, 08:48:19 pm

Hit the one that attacked the other on the back of the head with my hammhammer

(Targeting BFEL)

((O.O HEY! SHE ATTACKED ME! AND THEN THREATENED TO KILL ME! Also, seriously, I need to find a color that isn't taken. I'll try maroon, I think we don't have anyone using that?))

"Always mixed signals with you humans, one second you're shooting me the next you drag me on top of you, WHAT IS YOUR DEAL?!"

Continue preventing her from shooting me.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 08:57:31 pm

((Lily's gun is on the table...))
"Someone get this guy off of me?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 08:58:35 pm

(4+6) vs (12-2) Ferr misses and puts a big hole in the floor next to Da's and Lily's heads.
Da is to busy panicking from the hammer to do anything else.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BFEL on April 26, 2014, 08:59:40 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 26, 2014, 08:58:10 pm

Quote from: BFEL on April 26, 2014, 08:56:04 pm

Quote from: Coolrune206 on April 26, 2014, 08:48:19 pm

Hit the one that attacked the other on the back of the head with my hammhammer

(Targeting BFEL)

((O.O HEY! SHE ATTACKED ME! AND THEN THREATENED TO KILL ME! Also, seriously, I need to find a color that isn't taken. I'll try maroon, I think we don't have anyone using that?))

"Always mixed signals with you humans, one second you're shooting me the next you drag me on top of you, WHAT IS YOUR DEAL?!"

Continue preventing her from shooting me.

((Maroon is taken by Pancaek.))

((DAMMIT. Seriously, I can't see any color that ISN'T taken. Well, other then pink and yellow but those don't show up well on the forums, so yeah))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 09:01:48 pm

((Boldpink?
Boldyellow?
Glowanything?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 26, 2014, 09:02:25 pm

((Actually, Pancaek has brown, though it looks highly similar. Bold maroon?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 26, 2014, 09:03:28 pm

Try to attack the guy again. With a hammer. Aim only to knock out, not kill.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Pancaek on April 26, 2014, 09:05:20 pm

((nope, i'm using maroon. though maroon and brown look kinda similar))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 09:06:54 pm

(1+6) vs (1+2) You hit him on the head "lightly." Da instantly goes limp, there is a slight trickle of blood from his head. He seems to be breathing. He is gonna have a hell of a headache when he wakes up.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BFEL on April 26, 2014, 09:08:00 pm

Quote from: Kevak on April 26, 2014, 08:58:35 pm

Da is to busy panicking from the hammer to do anything else.

((You would think a veteran space marine would be less prone to panicking, but hey, your game))

"WHAT IS WITH YOU OTHER RACES ATTACKING ME?!!?"

Assuming not still panicking: Roll over to put Lily between me and hammerdude


Ok, Kevak, can we do turns all at once instead of like this? Not getting a saving throw is pissing me off to no end. EDIT: Actually, let me rephrase that, having the action solely depend on who gets their post in first is pissing me off.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 09:10:44 pm

((You got a saving throw, it was the counter roll, you got a 1+2=3, you completely failed vs his 1+6=7.))

((And with combat actions, yes, we can wait till the opponent responds.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BFEL on April 26, 2014, 09:13:01 pm

Quote from: Kevak on April 26, 2014, 09:10:44 pm

((You got a saving throw, it was the counter roll, you got a 1+2=3, you completely failed vs his 1+6=7.))

((And with combat actions, yes, we can wait till the opponent responds.))

((Ok, thanks, I'm not sure if everyone agrees, but that just feels horrible when you can't defend yourself because someone else posted before you did. Or at least that's what it felt like))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 26, 2014, 09:13:47 pm

Ferrous gave the body a "Gentle" nudge with his foot, before backing away, satisfied.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 09:15:57 pm

"So... Anybody wanna help get him off? Anyone at all?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 09:16:31 pm

Quote from: BFEL on April 26, 2014, 09:13:01 pm

Quote from: Kevak on April 26, 2014, 09:10:44 pm

((You got a saving throw, it was the counter roll, you got a 1+2=3, you completely failed vs his 1+6=7.))

((And with combat actions, yes, we can wait till the opponent responds.))

((Ok, thanks, I'm not sure if everyone agrees, but that just feels horrible when you can't defend yourself because someone else posted before you did. Or at least that's what it felt like))

((To be honest, you were rolling horribly.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 26, 2014, 09:19:09 pm

Deceer decides to go outside before any cops arrive.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BFEL on April 26, 2014, 09:22:21 pm

Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 09:15:57 pm

"So... Anybody wanna help get him off? Anyone at all?"

((Now see, its phrasing like this that has him confused :P))

A semi-conscious mumble resembling "bow-chica-bow-wow" is heard emanating from his limp body

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 09:23:02 pm

((Oh god, I... I really need to read what I type.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 26, 2014, 09:24:56 pm

Notice the quotes around the word "Gentle" in my action. You'll soon be trying to get him out of being stuck in a wall.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 09:26:10 pm

Quote from: blazing glory on April 26, 2014, 09:19:09 pm

Deceer decides to go outside before any cops arrive.

As you walk outside, you notice a sign on the door that informs you that the bartender is in charge of enforcing bar rules. Fighting is fine provided you pay for damage caused by you or your possessions.

Quote from: Coolrune206 on April 26, 2014, 09:24:56 pm

Notice the quotes around the word "Gentle" in my action. You'll soon be trying to get him out of being stuck in a wall.

((I think I know who is gonna get offed first.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BFEL on April 26, 2014, 09:27:34 pm

Quote from: Kevak on April 26, 2014, 09:26:10 pm

Quote from: blazing glory on April 26, 2014, 09:19:09 pm

Deceer decides to go outside before any cops arrive.

As you walk outside, you notice a sign on the door that informs you that the bartender is in charge of enforcing bar rules. Fighting is fine provided you pay for damage caused by you or your possessions.

Quote from: Coolrune206 on April 26, 2014, 09:24:56 pm

Notice the quotes around the word "Gentle" in my action. You'll soon be trying to get him out of being stuck in a wall.

((I think I know who is gonna get offed first.))

((Now that's just mean....no grace period? :P))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 09:28:20 pm

Quote from: BFEL on April 26, 2014, 09:27:34 pm

Quote from: Kevak on April 26, 2014, 09:26:10 pm

Quote from: blazing glory on April 26, 2014, 09:19:09 pm

Deceer decides to go outside before any cops arrive.

As you walk outside, you notice a sign on the door that informs you that the bartender is in charge of enforcing bar rules. Fighting is fine provided you pay for damage caused by you or your possessions.

Quote from: Coolrune206 on April 26, 2014, 09:24:56 pm

Notice the quotes around the word "Gentle" in my action. You'll soon be trying to get him out of being stuck in a wall.

((I think I know who is gonna get offed first.))

((Now that's just mean....no grace period? :P))

((Well if you get offed, you can always make another character.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 09:29:35 pm

Quote from: BFEL on April 26, 2014, 09:27:34 pm

((Now that's just mean....no grace period? :P))

((To be honest, you're lucky Lily left her shotgun on the table, otherwise Da might have already met with an unfortunate end.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 26, 2014, 09:30:42 pm

Wait around the door and observe anyone who leaves or enters the bar.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 09:34:39 pm

"Yeah... Well, I normally have a few things for no-win situations, but I recently... 'Lost' them."
Lily rubs the side of her head.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 09:39:01 pm

Lily sits back down and eats the rest of her chocolate.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 26, 2014, 09:40:23 pm

H remains still, but seems to be listening to everything anyway.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 26, 2014, 09:55:19 pm

((Claiming light blue in the name of the emprah. Many tears, can't find my fleshed out stat sheet.  :'())

What the hell is going on here?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 09:57:06 pm

Lily lifts her shotgun.
"Fighting!"
She then puts it back onto the table.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 09:57:37 pm

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 26, 2014, 09:55:19 pm

((Claiming light blue in the name of the emprah. Many tears, can't find my fleshed out stat sheet.  :'())

What the hell is going on here?

((First OP post or second OP post.)) ((Fuck, noticed I forgot it. I'll do that now,))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 26, 2014, 09:59:01 pm

((mine isn't there))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 09:59:08 pm

((His isn't there.))

((Ninjas everywhere!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 10:05:51 pm

((Added. Not very much to flesh out. You got pretty much everything that I would have needed to.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 26, 2014, 10:09:58 pm

In the meanwhile, Morgan Goldslager, drunk out of mind, finally regains consciousness!

YARRRRRRRRR ME HEARTIES, WHAT DO WE BE HAVIN' ERE?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 10:11:48 pm

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 26, 2014, 10:09:58 pm

In the meanwhile, Morgan Goldslager, drunk out of mind, finally regains consciousness!

YARRRRRRRRR ME HEARTIES, WHAT DO WE BE HAVIN' ERE?

((And so it begins!))
Lily shouts as loud as she can.
"Fighting!"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 26, 2014, 10:12:54 pm

As Tarak speaks, H's head turns towards him.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 26, 2014, 10:15:18 pm

Fer what reason, me hearties?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 10:17:31 pm

Lily points at the thing that grabbed her earlier.
"Public masturbation and sexual harassment."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 26, 2014, 10:22:34 pm

Deceer walks back inside the bar.

How much money are you offering?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 26, 2014, 10:23:18 pm

"Paul...did the lassie just say what me be thinkin' she said...?"

Morgan looks over

"YARRR.....that's just how them alien types be fer ye. He don't be knowin' any better...."

Morgan cringes a little bit

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 10:24:44 pm

"... What?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 26, 2014, 10:24:49 pm

H steps over to the others.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on April 26, 2014, 10:27:19 pm

"Hey, captain, you need an engineer?"

He shows the Captain his tin wrench.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 26, 2014, 10:28:24 pm

((Great,now we have Sinvara and TamerVirus trying to get crew from the players.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 10:29:27 pm

((TamerVirus has my vote. Morgan Goldslager for president captain!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 26, 2014, 10:33:57 pm

"Paul be sayin' it be the lack of taboo or what not, but never mind that! You be looking like a capable person. In fact...

Morgan stands up on the bar and speaks in the loudest voice possible

SHIVER ME TIMBERS, ME NAMES CAPTAIN MORGAN GOLDSLAGER, SWARTHIEST SPACE DOG IN THIS CORNER OF THE COSMOS. I BE NEEDING A CREW AND ALL OF YE LOOK LIKE CAPABLE MATEYS. AS A CREW, WE CAN SAIL THE HIGH SKIES LOOKIN FOR WHAT I BE KNOWIN' YOU ALL BE THINKING ABOUT

A brief silence

TREASURE AND GOLD!! YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 10:35:32 pm

"... Now, this guy looks like a proper captain! I'll join your crew! Um.... Yaaaaarrr...."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on April 26, 2014, 10:37:04 pm

"Do you have a Chief Engineer?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 26, 2014, 10:40:53 pm

Morgan hops off the bar counter

Me crew's been lookin' a chief engineer...In fact, me crew's be lookin' for a lot of different things.

In a loud voice, again

THERE BE LOTS OF OPENINGS ON THE GOLDSLAGER CREW! AS AN EXPERIENCED PIRATE, ME CAN GUARANTEE THE TRILL OF ADVENTURE, HIDDEN TREASURE ARTIFACTS.....AND GOLLLLLLLDDDDDDDD.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 26, 2014, 10:42:55 pm

...That sounds nice. Maybe I could make some money for my benefactor.

"I'd...like to join the ship."

Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 10:17:31 pm

Lily points at the thing that grabbed her earlier.
"Public masturbation and sexual harassment."

Oh shit, its a girl shitshitshit

"Well... you already hit him back, so... if he does... it again, you can put him outside."

Walk off towards the captain awkwardly.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 26, 2014, 10:45:39 pm

Aye, you lad, you be lookin rather knowledged. Paul says we be needin' smart people on the crew. Me says you be offerin' something?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 26, 2014, 10:50:13 pm

Wuh. huh. Paul...this is one smart lad... Aye, ye can be havin' a space on me ship!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on April 26, 2014, 10:51:04 pm

"I'm applying for CE, captain."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 26, 2014, 10:53:26 pm

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 26, 2014, 10:40:53 pm

Morgan hops off the bar counter

Me crew's been lookin' a chief engineer...In fact, me crew's be lookin' for a lot of different things.

In a loud voice, again

THERE BE LOTS OF OPENINGS ON THE GOLDSLAGER CREW! AS AN EXPERIENCED PIRATE, ME CAN GUARANTEE THE TRILL OF ADVENTURE, HIDDEN TREASURE ARTIFACTS.....AND GOLLLLLLLDDDDDDDD.

 Deceer, former captain of the Azadoss clan Bruatchiuas,as well as Azadoss clan yiuas,I wish to apply as security officer.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 26, 2014, 10:56:02 pm

"Oh yeah, jobs and stuff. I guess I could clean and cook and lift heavy stuff, I guess... Captain, sir."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 26, 2014, 10:57:49 pm

Aye, aye, and aye to all four of ye questions!

Takes out portable navigation charts and shows them to the sciencey alien

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 10:59:13 pm

"Cooking guy! Can you make cookies?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 26, 2014, 11:00:03 pm

H moves and stands by Tarak's side.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 26, 2014, 11:04:12 pm

Artifact? Aye...Been hearin' about it from Paul. Me thinks we just might be havin' similar interests then.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 26, 2014, 11:05:09 pm

Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 10:59:13 pm

"Cooking guy! Can you make cookies?"

"I guess... Though finding the, um... ingredients to make cookies with is pretty hard..."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 11:08:49 pm

"What can you make, then?"

Lily grabs her shotgun and stares at the one she has named 'cooking guy'.

"Captain, if you need someone that's handy with explosives, or to acquire certain... 'Special' items, I'm your woman."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 26, 2014, 11:11:25 pm

explosives...explosives....nope. no one on me crew does that. SO YE BE ON, LASS.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 26, 2014, 11:18:31 pm

Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 11:08:49 pm

"What can you make, then?"

Lily grabs her shotgun and stares at the one she has named 'cooking guy'.

"Captain, if you need someone that's handy with explosives, or to acquire certain... 'Special' items, I'm your woman."

"Well...I make some of the food... served here. It all depends what's on hand, really, and I don't know what's on the ship."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 11:20:53 pm

"... You will learn to make cookies when I ask. Do we have an understanding?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 26, 2014, 11:22:52 pm

Oh shit, I thought she liked me! What did I do? PANIC!

"Y-yes! We do, we do!"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 11:25:45 pm

"Good. Want some chocolate?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 26, 2014, 11:32:14 pm

"...Yes please."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 26, 2014, 11:32:35 pm

Former military captain Deceer brings his face level with captain morgan

  where's your ship?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 11:33:37 pm

Lily tosses the mostly empty box of chocolates to 'cooking guy'.

((Half tempted to ask for a roll to see if it smacks him in the face...))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 26, 2014, 11:35:26 pm

Me ship be out in the back, but Paul be thinkin' there might be more potential crew members in the bar!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 11:37:11 pm

((If he wants a roll, then I'll do a roll.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 26, 2014, 11:38:19 pm

Quote from: Kevak on April 26, 2014, 11:37:11 pm

((If he wants a roll, then I'll do a roll.))

((Roll it. Half the comedy of these things comes from rolls backfiring.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 11:39:59 pm

(3) It hits him on the shoulder, he fumbles to catch it and drops it.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 26, 2014, 11:43:26 pm

Deceer heads out to the "back" looks for the closest ship around,and forces it's door open and looks inside.

((Will need a roll of course))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 26, 2014, 11:44:01 pm

NOOOOO!

Salvage chocolate. Afterwards, go and explore the pirate's ship's kitchen.

((Rolling is your choice.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 11:47:04 pm

What just happened to my chocolate...? Did... Did he just take it? After dropping it?

Lily places another XREP round in her shotgun to replace the one she used earlier.

((Wait, isn't the last one still stuck in Da's crotch?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 11:47:55 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 26, 2014, 11:38:48 pm

Quote from: Kevak on April 26, 2014, 11:37:11 pm

((If he wants a roll, then I'll do a roll.))

((Speaking about that, can you roll for my action?))

((Oh, I missed it. Sorreh.))

(1, 10, 3). You can't make any sense of these, you probably need to sit down for a bit and study them with someone who actually understands star charts.

Quote from: blazing glory on April 26, 2014, 11:43:26 pm

Deceer heads out to the "back" looks for the closest ship around,and forces it's door open and looks inside.

((You can't force a ship door open if it is closed, vacuum and magnetic seals, as well as low power energy fields would prevent you, even rolling a 6 would be a fail.))

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 26, 2014, 11:44:01 pm

NOOOOO!

Salvage chocolate. Afterwards, go and explore the pirate's ship's kitchen.

((Rolling is your choice.))

(9, 9) You find quite a lot of random basic ingredients but not too much advanced stuff. Also there appears to be an abnormal amount of rum.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 26, 2014, 11:50:24 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 26, 2014, 11:46:14 pm

((I see why Lerman has a fear of women.))

(( ??? I missed something here.))

Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 11:47:04 pm

What just happened to my chocolate...? Did... Did he just take it? After dropping it?

Lily places another XREP round in her shotgun to replace the one she used earlier.

((Wait, isn't the last one still stuck in Da's crotch?))

((Isn't the chocolate in a box?))

Quote from: Kevak on April 26, 2014, 11:47:55 pm

(9, 9) You find quite a lot of random basic ingredients but not too much advanced stuff. Also there appears to be an abnormal amount of rum.

((Is the chocolate fine?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 26, 2014, 11:50:34 pm

Aye this be me ship. THE CRIMSON TIDE! The seadog that handed it off to be called it "the clustersomethingorother" BUT THAT SHIVERS NO ONE'S TIMBERS

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 26, 2014, 11:53:55 pm

((Wish we were using a D6....))

Bartender! Give me the Strongest drink you have!

Stand around

((Note that I'm 2.25 meters tall,the drink should have a lesser effect on me.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2014, 11:58:49 pm

((Yes the chocolate is fine, it's in the boxes.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 12:00:22 am

((He still took it though.  >:())

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 12:03:54 am

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 12:03:01 am

Quote from: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 12:00:22 am

((He still took it though.  >:())

((Chocolate can help people over come everyone's fears, even fears of everyone :D))

((Lily's gonna zap his ass like she zapped Da if she doesn't get her chocolate back.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 12:04:46 am

Quote from: blazing glory on April 26, 2014, 11:53:55 pm

((Wish we were using a D6....))

Bartender! Give me the Strongest drink you have!

Stand around

((Note that I'm 2.25 meters tall,the drink should have a lesser effect on me.))

You are given a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. (http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Pan_Galactic_Gargle_Blaster) The Bartender adds it to your tab.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 12:06:39 am

Drinkin' a gargle blaster, huh. Good luck, lad.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 12:07:19 am

Attempt to make cookies with chocolate and other ingredients.

Must repay chocolate lady!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 27, 2014, 12:08:06 am

((Suddenly, 19 pages. Also, looks like Da'datran was the first one to be beat into submission. I did bet he will die first, but noting his status against the others...))

The Many rush in the bar in their disguise, mimicking a panting sound.

"He-hey. I could use some help, here. Some very nasty people are after me, and I am in need of a ship. Is any of you in need of an extra crew member? I'm pretty good with computers, heh."

Tarak Moore immediately notices the lack of a mind to read, and even the others are somewhat suspicious of the flanged voice the new arrival is speaking in.

((Their referring to themselves in singular and the demeanour are parts of the disguise and manipulation, not slips.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 12:12:06 am

Huh. Ye be a funny looking one. Me names Captain Morgan, and I be lookin for crew!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BFEL on April 27, 2014, 12:14:58 am

((So about when will I regain consciousness?

Also, I was sorta hoping the thrown chocolate would be fatal. Because that would be the best thing to try and explain ever.

Oh, and AREN'T THEY ALL ON THE SHIP NOW?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 12:16:46 am

((We're still in the bar, you could try to wake up.))
"Hales!"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 12:16:53 am

Da'datran wakes up.

((I was literally typing this out. You ninjaed me.))

((No, not everyone is in the party yet, Reverend Spider has yet to join, as well as others.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 12:17:18 am

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 12:15:41 am

Tell me, strange person, what race are you?

((That's a bit rude. Imagine saying that in real life.))

Quote from: Kevak on April 27, 2014, 12:16:53 am

Da'datran wakes up.

((I was literally typing this out. You ninjaed me.))

((No, not everyone is in the party yet, Reverend Spider has yet to join, as well as others.))

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 12:07:19 am

Attempt to make cookies with chocolate and other ingredients.

Must repay chocolate lady!

Cookies?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 12:21:21 am

Drink the gargle blaster

((Which will very obviously need a roll))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 27, 2014, 12:25:18 am

"Great, a captain! And We-I am a Dwest, from the Duvess system. Yes, definitely. Due to various tragic happenings, one of Ou-my arms had to be amputated."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 12:26:22 am

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 12:07:19 am

Attempt to make cookies with chocolate and other ingredients.

Must repay chocolate lady!

(Rolling for ingredients... 4) You find an assortment of other ingredients. You have an assortment of cookie batters.

You are cooking, this will take a few turns.

Quote from: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 12:21:21 am

Drink the gargle blaster

((Which will very obviously need a roll))

(7) You pass the fuck out the moment it hits your stomach. You don't fall out of your chair. Your hangover is going to be horrible! You will be unconscious for a while.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 12:28:48 am

((I thought the closer to 6 it was the better? A 7 would have me somewhat drunk,alas it's going to be a bit difficult dragging me to the ship.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 12:30:09 am

((A Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster would KO you no matter what you rolled. What were you even thinking?!))
((It was a roll to see if you fell out of the chair or screamed from the metaphorical brick hitting you in the brain.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 12:34:28 am

Search for a jukebox, or whatever passes for the equivalent 'round these parts.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 12:35:47 am

Subconsciously regret my decision to have a gargle blaster

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 12:39:02 am

Quote from: Kevak on April 27, 2014, 12:26:22 am

(Rolling for ingredients... 4) You find an assortment of other ingredients. You have an assortment of cookie batters.

You are cooking, this will take a few turns.

((Will I get alerted when it's done or do I need to keep posting turns?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 27, 2014, 12:39:36 am

"Well, I'm in bit of a hurry, so would you show me to your ship, Captain?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 12:40:09 am

Quote from: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 12:34:28 am

Search for a jukebox, or whatever passes for the equivalent 'round these parts.

(6) You find an extremely high quality jukebox, it looks like it's one of the ones that can read mental patterns and can play songs that you are mentally thinking.

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 12:33:01 am

Excuse me, I'm going to see if I can find anyone that has intricate knowledge of these star charts.

Walk off in search of a competent navigator.

((Ask around the room, one of the players has the knowledge))

Quote from: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 12:35:47 am

Subconsciously regret my decision to have a gargle blaster

You really regret it. It doesn't bring you any closer to consciousness.

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 12:39:02 am

Quote from: Kevak on April 27, 2014, 12:26:22 am

(Rolling for ingredients... 4) You find an assortment of other ingredients. You have an assortment of cookie batters.

You are cooking, this will take a few turns.

((Will I get alerted when it's done or do I need to keep posting turns?))

((You will be alerted, however you can also do minor actions around the kitchen.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 12:41:45 am

Wake up,one eyelid at a time

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 12:42:01 am

Start thinking about the song If I Were a Deep One.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 12:45:42 am

Quote from: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 12:41:45 am

Wake up,one eyelid at a time

You suddenly open your eyes and scream loudly as you fling yourself backwards, falling out of the chair, You're unconscious before you hit the ground.

Quote from: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 12:42:01 am

Start thinking about the song If I Were a Deep One.

It plays it. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFzdIaBnckg)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 12:47:07 am

See if I can convince my body to purge the drink as fast as possible.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 12:47:14 am

"This is the most amazing invention ever! Does anybody know if they make handheld ones?!"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 27, 2014, 12:48:31 am

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 12:15:41 am

((Tarak's telepathy is actually kept a secret, so that the crew won't go nuts and kill him for knowing their most hidden secrets.))

Quote

H's suit has been observed to have the following:
...
-Seems built for concealment. The interior seems absolutely impenetrable to all scans...

((Which is not to say that H would know about it, but Tarak probably can't read H's mind.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 12:50:59 am

Quote from: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 12:47:07 am

See if I can convince my body to purge the drink as fast as possible.

You vomit randomly. (5)

You lose five Drunk points. You now are 3995/15 drunk instead of 4000/15.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BFEL on April 27, 2014, 12:52:05 am

((So, some quick clarification/info dumping about the Conts. First off, despite apparent evidence to the contrary, they DO understand the concept of "no." They are massive deviants, but not rapists (in case that wasn't clear). Though the "no" DOES have to be a bit more well defined, Lily tasering him in the crotch came off to Da'Datran as "ok big boy well I'm REALLY kinky" :P though when she started talking about lethal measures he basically went "WHUT" and went into defenestration mode.

Also Da'Datran isn't just gonna be one big long running sex joke (though it WILL come up, at the most comedically opportune time), I'm trying to balance the fact that he comes from the "joke race" with the fact he's a disciplined veteran soldier. So far the rolls haven't cooperated with me on that front, but we'll get there.

Oh and Kevak, something I forgot to put in the stat page: Cont military members (including Da'Datran) are augmented with an immunity to STDs, due to...well, certain propensities. Hope that doesn't put him into "Overpowered" territory. What kind of game would THAT be OP in I wonder? :P))

As he stirs, Da'Datran looks up and notices that he's still in the bar with the crazy people, and rushes over to the most defensible position he can find, eyeing the others suspiciously

((In his mind hes just been randomly attacked by a bunch of different people.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 12:53:11 am

((Whoa, wait, damn. I thought we were still doing the normal 6 = overshoot thing, so I thought this jukebox was bad. You've just given me a way to advertise songs I like. You should feel ashamed.))

"New song!"
Lily thinks about The Queen of the City of Ice.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 12:57:52 am

((We are doing a d12 now, 6 = perfect, 1-5 = undershoot, 7-12 = overshoot. Not all undershoots and overshoots are negative.))

It plays it. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8-r2yADOs0)

Quote from: BFEL on April 27, 2014, 12:52:05 am

((So, some quick clarification/info dumping about the Conts. First off, despite apparent evidence to the contrary, they DO understand the concept of "no." They are massive deviants, but not rapists (in case that wasn't clear). Though the "no" DOES have to be a bit more well defined, Lily tasering him in the crotch came off to Da'Datran as "ok big boy well I'm REALLY kinky" :P though when she started talking about lethal measures he basically went "WHUT" and went into defenestration mode.

Also Da'Datran isn't just gonna be one big long running sex joke (though it WILL come up, at the most comedically opportune time), I'm trying to balance the fact that he comes from the "joke race" with the fact he's a disciplined veteran soldier. So far the rolls haven't cooperated with me on that front, but we'll get there.

Oh and Kevak, something I forgot to put in the stat page: Cont military members (including Da'Datran) are augmented with an immunity to STDs, due to...well, certain propensities. Hope that doesn't put him into "Overpowered" territory. What kind of game would THAT be OP in I wonder? :P))

As he stirs, Da'Datran looks up and notices that he's still in the bar with the crazy people, and rushes over to the most defensible position he can find, eyeing the others suspiciously

((In his mind hes just been randomly attacked by a bunch of different people.))

((Not OP in any way, you should see what some of the other characters have in their progression trees.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 12:57:52 am

... I'm looking at this from the wrong point of view.

Try to shut off my brains pain receptors.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 12:59:03 am

((I remembered that for everything but the jukebox searching.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 01:01:30 am

Seeing as how you are deaddrunk, you don't feel pain, your nerves ARE pain. Good thing you're unconscious so you can't feel it right?

((You're gonna need a Detoxifier to get rid of this any time soon, the ship has a decent amount of them as Morgan owns the ship and being the drunk pirate he is... Also one of the characters knows medicine.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 01:03:21 am

"Ooh! I can fix it! Hold still!"

Lily fires another XREP round at the drunken reptile.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 01:08:49 am

Quote from: Kevak on April 27, 2014, 01:01:30 am

Seeing as how you are deaddrunk, you don't feel pain, your nerves ARE pain. Good thing you're unconscious so you can't feel it right?

((You're gonna need a Detoxifier to get rid of this any time soon, the ship has a decent amount of them as Morgan owns the ship and being the drunk pirate he is... Also one of the characters knows medicine.))

((It's not like I can just tell them to drag me aboard the ship and give me a undrunkifier.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 01:10:45 am

The gun is smacked out of her hand, (12 Oh dear...) however it hits the ground and goes off anyways, hitting the targeted lizard. (6 You people are either really lucky, or really unlucky.)

(12.. Wow..) He jerks awake screaming at the top of his lungs, vomits several times, and passes out from the electricity coursing through him, you are twitching on the floor. Drunkenness is now at 10/15, you are unconscious for a bit though from the electricity. And when you wake up, not only will you have The Mother Of All Hangovers (if anybody gets the game I am referencing, I will give you a free item in this.), but you will also be in extreme pain from the electricity and vomiting.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 01:12:40 am

Wake up through sheer force of will and punch the nearest thing around me.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 01:12:47 am

"See! This is why you don't interfere with my work!"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 01:13:55 am

Ah yes, me ship, it's just out in the back

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 01:16:14 am

(5) You wake up screaming at the top of your lungs. (2) You punch the chair behind you, breaking the leg and  causing it to fall on your face. Owww. The bartender informs you it was added your tab.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 01:16:57 am

"Well, technically he did wake up for a bit..."

"Well, technically he is awake now."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 01:17:17 am

((He is awake now.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 01:18:29 am

Get up,draw my gun,make my way to the ship,smashing aside any and all objects and people trying to stop me. (Moving in a straight line you see.)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 01:20:06 am

Quote from: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 01:18:29 am

Get up,draw my gun,make my way to the ship,smashing aside any and all objects and people trying to stop me. (Moving in a straight line you see.)

(3) You walk into the wall and fail to make any more progress. Ow.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 01:20:51 am

Check to see if my gun is broken from being slapped out of my hands.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 01:22:21 am

Oi. Lad! Ye need some help?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 27, 2014, 01:24:07 am

"Open it up, then, Captain. I would not want to rush you, but they are after me."

Head to the ship as soon as it is open.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 01:25:58 am

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 01:21:11 am

Let's ignore him, so, anyone here with navigation experience?

(6) It is unbroken, it actually appears to have fixed a dent in one of the barrels. (Removes a hidden -1 from quality.)

((Since Tamer appears to be asleep. NPC roll!))
(2) Nobody appears to have any experience with navigation.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 27, 2014, 01:24:07 am

"Open it up, then, Captain. I would not want to rush you, but they are after me."
Head to the ship as soon as it is open.

You check the door. Morgan forgot to lock the ship. Or maybe that was on purpose...

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 01:28:40 am

Drag the drunken lizard man to the ship

Oi! Science lad! As a long experienced captain. I trust me pet Paul
 With navigation!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 01:29:38 am

"Good girl."
Lily softly pats her shotgun before following that weirdo with the highly suspicious disguise.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 01:32:26 am

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 01:28:40 am

Drag the drunken lizard man to the ship

Oi! Science lad! As a long experienced captain. I trust me pet Paul
 With navigation!

Quote from: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 01:29:38 am

"Good girl."
Lily softly pats her shotgun before following that weirdo with the highly suspicious disguise.

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 01:31:11 am

Tarak follows Morgan to the ship.

Maybe when we're on the bridge or in the navigation room, we could discuss these maps?

You all arrive at the ship.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 01:35:58 am

Ah! Me ship...trusty, reliable, and manually operated considering how the last one was keel hauled by a rouge AI and drifted into a black hole! BUT THAT BE A STORY FOR ANOTHER TIME!Now, science lad, ye be talking about the navigation?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 01:40:50 am

Aye. To the navigation deck then

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 27, 2014, 01:43:31 am

Set out to explore the ship. Create a map.

((Is there any chance of getting a map any time soon?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 01:44:58 am

((Well, Morgan did reference it being named the [Part I forgot] ClusterFuck before he got it, so we could use that map.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 01:46:40 am

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 01:42:55 am

Follow Morgan to the navigation room. ((Just wondering Kevak, but have you made, or are currently making a map for this ship?))

((This is the USS Clusterfuck, it's the same map, I'm too lazy to make a new one. If someone tries downloading a map, I'll repost it in this thread if they succeed.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 27, 2014, 01:47:32 am

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 26, 2014, 11:50:34 pm

Aye this be me ship. THE CRIMSON TIDE! The seadog that handed it off to be called it "the clustersomethingorother" BUT THAT SHIVERS NO ONE'S TIMBERS

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 01:49:02 am

Tell Mr Drunk Tantrum to stay out of the kitchen, I'm busy. Ponder over Mr Runaway's... similarities to me.

So there's miss chocolate girl, captain sir, mr drunk tantrum, mr similar runaway, mr map guy, and me on the crew, plus some other people.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 01:50:05 am

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 27, 2014, 01:47:32 am

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 26, 2014, 11:50:34 pm

Aye this be me ship. THE CRIMSON TIDE! The seadog that handed it off to be called it "the clustersomethingorother" BUT THAT SHIVERS NO ONE'S TIMBERS

((Morgan renamed it at the surface, however the computer still say USS ClusterFuck as he is not very good at computers.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 27, 2014, 01:50:36 am

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 01:38:38 am

Yes, it's very important for our mission, but I would prefer that we did this business in private.

H quietly follows them, as if eavesdropping. (stealth)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 02:01:14 am

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 01:55:20 am

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 27, 2014, 01:50:36 am

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 01:38:38 am

Yes, it's very important for our mission, but I would prefer that we did this business in private.

H quietly follows them, as if eavesdropping. (stealth)

((I'm going to assume that this will require constant rolls, and how can H move quietly? He already makes as much noise a nonexistent tree.))

((He makes even LESS NOISE then a soundless object! He DAMPENS SOUND AROUND HIM! ... I actually don't know lawl. I think he is just avoiding being seen.))

(9-3) H Does The Silenty Thing.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 02:15:38 am

Snap out of my daze and look for a bed

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 02:22:35 am

((How long does it take to make these accursed cookies?! It doesn't take more than 20 minutes in real life, and that is without fancy future technology.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 02:23:23 am

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 02:22:35 am

((How long does it take to make these accursed cookies?! It doesn't take more than 20 minutes in real life, and that is without fancy future technology.))

((Just assume they caught fire and you have to make a new batch.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 02:24:50 am

Quote from: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 02:15:38 am

Snap out of my daze and look for a bed

(9) You find a bedroom somewhere in the starboard side of the ship.

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 02:22:35 am

((How long does it take to make these accursed cookies?! It doesn't take more than 20 minutes in real life, and that is without fancy future technology.))

You went overboard and made fifty batches. Hope people like cookies!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 02:27:02 am

Despite the fact that the bed is almost certainly too small,go sleep on it. it's been a rough day....

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 02:29:59 am

Hmmm... Aye...What ye think, Paul? of course.....Aye. Me think so too...

Arrange the tablets together while referencing the star charts!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 02:30:24 am

Offer cookies to miss chocolate lady first, then to captain sir, then to everyone else.

"I turned chocolate and kitchen stuff into cookies! Granted, I may have made... too many... but cookies for everyone!"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 27, 2014, 02:37:18 am

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 02:17:45 am

Okay cap, see these? I think they form a map, but to where I don't know, that's where Paul comes in, can he correctly align the charts, and the tablets together?

((This sounds like a job for my Analysis skill. Too bad I haven't revealed anything about myself IC, except being good with computers.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 02:42:55 am

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 27, 2014, 02:37:18 am

((This sounds like a job for my Analysis skill. Too bad I haven't revealed anything about myself IC, except being good with computers.))

((Hell, even my character doesn't know what he can do IC... yet.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 27, 2014, 02:50:42 am

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 02:35:30 am

((Wouldn't H need to do another stealth roll at this point?))

((H isn't really doing anything except standing out of sight, within earshot.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 02:52:04 am

Quote from: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 02:27:02 am

Despite the fact that the bed is almost certainly too small,go sleep on it. it's been a rough day....

(..9 Why do I keep rolling 9's?) The bed is too small, but at least it doesn't break.

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 02:29:59 am

Hmmm... Aye...What ye think, Paul? of course.....Aye. Me think so too...

Arrange the tablets together while referencing the star charts!

(6 Nice roll.) You have a destination. The system of Zelgan, Zelgan IV, an airless ice ball on the fringes of the system, A specific spot on the planet is referenced in the tablets. No idea what's there, but there probably is something.

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 02:35:30 am

((Wouldn't H need to do another stealth roll at this point?))

((Slight distractions.))

(10-3) H Still Does The Silenty Thing.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 02:56:55 am

((Just for the sake of plot, the engines will be fritzing out until everybody in Group One has a chance to board. If some people don't post for a day irl, it'll begin working again and you can launch. If everyone boards, it'll work again and you can launch.))
((I totally forget if you have any pilots.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 02:58:19 am

Deceer snores loudly.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 27, 2014, 02:59:50 am

Claim a cabin. Do all things necessary to make it recognized as Ours.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 03:01:04 am

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 27, 2014, 02:59:50 am

Claim a cabin. Do all things necessary to make it recognized as Ours.

(2) You fail to find a cabin, maaaybe you should download a map?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 03:01:14 am

Aye, that looks like the location. Paul, tells me that we should wait until we have a full crew aboard

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 27, 2014, 03:03:37 am

((Didn't I create a map myself through exploration earlier? You never rolled for it, so I assumed it was mundane.))

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 27, 2014, 01:43:31 am

Set out to explore the ship. Create a map.

((Is there any chance of getting a map any time soon?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 03:05:37 am

((I was under the impression you mapping the main hallways and major areas, not checking every room to see if it was a cabin.))
((If you peeps want a map, you need to download it from the ship.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 03:07:10 am

((Can't the extant crew contain our missing, erm, crew members? SO that if there are no pilots, there's already an NPC on board.))

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 02:30:24 am

Offer cookies to miss chocolate lady first, then to captain sir, then to everyone else.

"I turned chocolate and kitchen stuff into cookies! Granted, I may have made... too many... but cookies for everyone!"

((Cookies?))

Capture a bed for myself.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 27, 2014, 03:09:52 am

Stealthily download the map from some exposed network wires. If none are available, check that nobody is watching and detach a wall panel to expose the wires.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 03:17:46 am

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 03:04:37 am

Very well, in the meantime I'll get some shut-eye.

Download a map and search for some quarters near the medical and science labs.

((Okay, I will be going to sleep in reality, so you'll excuse me for not posting for a while.))

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

(http://puu.sh/8ihtJ.jpg)

You download the map and claim the closest room to the science lab. Looks like there is a glitch in the software and some rooms are claimed by nothing, you can probably take them with minimal problems.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 27, 2014, 03:09:52 am

Stealthily download the map from some exposed network wires. If none are available, check that nobody is watching and detach a wall panel to expose the wires.

You claim a room and fuck up the map program, several rooms look claimed by nothing. Whoops.

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 03:07:10 am

((Can't the extant crew contain our missing, erm, crew members? SO that if there are no pilots, there's already an NPC on board.))

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 02:30:24 am

Offer cookies to miss chocolate lady first, then to captain sir, then to everyone else.

"I turned chocolate and kitchen stuff into cookies! Granted, I may have made... too many... but cookies for everyone!"

((Cookies?))

Capture a bed for myself.

(12) You utterly fail at finding a bed, infact you are lost in a ClusterFuck Hallway, (The one to the left of the engines.) Who knows what's back here. Maybe a secret bed?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 03:18:14 am

((I love the fact that I go to sleep, and when I wake up, there's 20 additional pages of content.))
Look around.
"Where am I...?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 03:20:10 am

((Can we have a small time skip of 3-6 hours? it wouldn't make sense if my character just hopped into bed,snored a bit,and woke up more or less refreshed.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 27, 2014, 03:22:06 am

(I'm going to bed IRL, too)

Apparently finished, H slips away to find some spare electronics.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Harry Baldman on April 27, 2014, 03:22:17 am

((Yeah, I don't think I'll play after all. Fun though it would be to play Barry, this moves way too fast while I'm asleep.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 03:23:44 am

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 03:18:14 am

((I love the fact that I go to sleep, and when I wake up, there's 20 additional pages of content.))
Look around.
"Where am I...?"

The barkeep hands you a note that says.

Quote from: Note

You're in a bar kid. You've been here for twelve days unconscious. You probably shouldn't have drunken that Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster you asked for. We had to plug you into an IV drip so you wouldn't die.

Quote from: Harry Baldman on April 27, 2014, 03:22:17 am

((Yeah, I don't think I'll play after all. Fun though it would be to play Barry, this moves way too fast while I'm asleep.))

((Awww, that sucks, I'll just assume Barry is deactivated in the cargo hold of the ship if you ever want to rejoin.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 03:24:46 am

Quote from: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 03:20:10 am

((Can we have a small time skip of 3-6 hours? it wouldn't make sense if my character just hopped into bed,snored a bit,and woke up more or less refreshed.))

((I'm about to go to sleep.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 27, 2014, 03:24:51 am

((Note that I couldn't have claimed the same cabin as in the old thread due to the ridiculous password. My new one should be set elsewhere.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 03:26:08 am

((I never updated the map lawl. And in theory you can remove the lock and install a new one.))))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 03:26:37 am

"Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster..? Wait, that book was published 200 years ago!"
Find the docks on this station.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 03:29:25 am

Quote from: Kevak on April 27, 2014, 03:24:46 am

Quote from: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 03:20:10 am

((Can we have a small time skip of 3-6 hours? it wouldn't make sense if my character just hopped into bed,snored a bit,and woke up more or less refreshed.))

((I'm about to go to sleep.))

((Me two,I guess we can assume our characters are going to sleep seeing how most of the players are.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 03:34:53 am

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 03:26:37 am

"Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster..? Wait, that book was published 200 years ago!"
Find the docks on this station.

You find the docks and see a group entering a ship, they leave the door open.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 03:37:38 am

Enter the ship.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 03:39:22 am

Locate and enter secret rooms.

Treasure?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 03:44:10 am

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 03:39:22 am

Locate and enter secret rooms.

Treasure?

(5) You find a secret room, you trip into a wall and the panel swings out of the way. Looks like a bed is in here as well as a bunch of other weird technological looking stuff. You see a door on the other side of the room.

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 03:37:38 am

Enter the ship.

You enter the ship.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 03:49:54 am

Claim room! Examine tech! Go through the door!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 04:00:38 am

find someplace to take a nap. Proceed to fall asleep.
((Bye bye!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 04:02:59 am

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 03:49:54 am

Claim room! Examine tech! Go through the door!

You enter the room and lock it from the inside, looks like there is a hidden keypad on the outside also, you set a code and memorize it, there is an assortment of things in here. A lot of it looks possibly dangerous... And cool.
You go through the door and discover a bathroom, also filled with random tech. Looks like there are some hygiene items, several notes, and a small journal. You are feeling rather tired and should probably go to sleep.

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 04:00:38 am

find someplace to take a nap. Proceed to fall asleep.
((Bye bye!))

You fall asleep in the messhall.

((I am going to bed peeps, feel free to rp, anything that likely needs a roll I politely request you hold off on until I get back.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 04:05:46 am

Sleep.

((Ninja'd my amendment.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 04:09:40 am

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 04:05:46 am

Sleep.

((Ninja'd my amendment.))

((You found one of the !?Secrets?! onboard the HSS ClusterFuck, this one is probably my favorite.))

You fall asleep in the bed. Much sleep. Wow. Many snores. Such yawn. Wow.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 06:00:17 am

Find a room! Take a nap!

((I don't know what politeness is! Mostly I just didn't read that part!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 06:13:25 am

Deceer wakes up and wanders the hallways,asking people in a very threatening manner  Did you shoot me?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Pancaek on April 27, 2014, 06:20:31 am

((So, yeah, I'm kinda in the same boat as harry. The thread more than doubled in size while I was asleep. It seems most of you start playing when it's already 1 am here. I'm still going to try and play, but could someone please give me an overview about who is in what team already?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 06:22:32 am

((Everyone is team Morgan. Except the members that haven't joined his crew yet. Search for the ship, it isn't locked.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 06:23:29 am

((Anticipating people sleeping, nothing has really happened, a bar fight broke out but that quickly abated. My character is the captain, and the ship is in the back. People are claiming rooms for themselves. The plan is to find an artifact of great power...located in a place we have successfully located))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 06:23:42 am

Quote from: Pancaek on April 27, 2014, 06:20:31 am

((So, yeah, I'm kinda in the same boat as harry. The thread more than doubled in size while I was asleep. It seems most of you start playing when it's already 1 am here. I'm still going to try and play, but could someone please give me an overview about who is in what team already?))

((Most of the party is in the ship,except for unlucky players like you who went to bed (shame on you!) and lets assume you woke from a beer induced coma in the bar.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 06:25:18 am

((If anything, we are in a prolonged RP phase until our GM wakes up))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 06:27:11 am

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 06:25:18 am

((If anything, we are in a prolonged RP phase until our GM wakes up))

((Which is why I thought I would make things entertaining by asking the other player's characters if they shot me))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Pancaek on April 27, 2014, 06:28:09 am

((Works for me. Sucks having to sleep.))

Gunther suddenly snaps out of his haze, thousand yard stare fading away from his eyes

"Ah, hyacinth, I think a job was just offered to us. Let's go and check it out, ja?"

He snaps Hyacinth in snugly into her shoulder holster and moves for the ship. He finds the door unlocked.

"Hello? Gunther Kropp reporting, I was under ze impression that you were hiring?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 06:29:36 am

Morgan notices and walks over

Aye me still be lookin' fer crew, what be ye specialty?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Pancaek on April 27, 2014, 06:32:15 am

Gunther, seeing what seems to be the captain, snaps to attention.

"My speciality is all things mechanical, sir. I am adept at repairing and maintaining them, operating all manner of machinery and vehicles. I have also been trained in basic weapon use, SIR"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 06:33:53 am

Quote from: Pancaek on April 27, 2014, 06:32:15 am

Gunther, seeing what seems to be the captain, snaps to attention.

"My speciality is all things mechanical, sir. I am adept at repairing and maintaining them, operating all manner of machinery and vehicles. I have also been trained in basic weapon use, SIR"

Just then Deceer comes along

Basic weapon use eh? Did you shoot me? Do not lie....

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 06:35:24 am

Unable to figure out where anything is on this ship, Lily makes her way up to these jokers.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Pancaek on April 27, 2014, 06:36:09 am

Gunther moves his head slightly without breaking his posture, glaring at the reptile

"If you were hit by hyacinth, you would have an approximate one to two inch hole in your body. Do you?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 06:40:00 am

Quote from: Pancaek on April 27, 2014, 06:36:09 am

Gunther moves his head slightly without breaking his posture, glaring at the reptile

"If you were hit by hyacinth, you would have an approximate one to two inch hole in your body. Do you?"

Deceer just grunts in frustration and starts prowling into a differen't hallway.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 06:40:16 am

I seem to have missed alot while I was asleep. Where am I, and is the Chief Engineer spot still open? If not, my hammers may soon be bloody.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 06:41:21 am

Yarrrrr....the old rust bucket could use some sprucin' up. YE HAVE A JOB ON ME CREW, LAD!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 06:41:48 am

((It is not, you're in the bar, the ship is out back and open, you can just go there. Also, I love how Deceer left pretty much as soon as Lily walked up.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 06:43:10 am

Walk over to the ship. Attempt to locate the current Chief Engineer. Don't attack yet, just stand at a distance, glaring.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 06:43:33 am

Quote from: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 06:41:48 am

((It is not, you're in the bar, the ship is out back and open, you can just go there. Also, I love how Deceer left pretty much as soon as Lily walked up.))

((Well he's pretty much just questioning the first person he sees,I assumed that he was leaving just as Lily was arriving.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 06:45:01 am

((Ack, yeah, that's what I meant. But it's funny because she shot him.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 06:46:12 am

Quote from: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 06:45:01 am

((Ack, yeah, that's what I meant. But it's funny because she shot him.))

((True true..))

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Post by: Pancaek on April 27, 2014, 06:48:02 am

Gunther salutes

"Zat is wunderbar, captain. What, if I may ask, is my title? And what is my first duty, sir?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 06:50:49 am

Morgan sees Ferrous

Ahoy there, rocklad! Ye be coming to join Captain Morgan's spiced crew?

Turns back to Gunther

Oh..Um.. Paul, what should me say....Oh aye. Chief...Maintenance...Officer? YARRRrrrrrrrrrr

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 06:52:11 am

Lily sticks her hand up in the air and starts waving it back and forth furiously!

"Oh! Oh! What about me?!"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 06:53:29 am

Aye, lass, ye be wanting something to say to Morgan Goldslager?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 06:53:36 am

Upon hearing the "Captain" say chief to the other person, Ferrous immediately tried to catch his attention. He pulled out his wrench, and pointed to himself with it.

(Is trying to communicate "Chief Engineer", and pointing to himself)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 06:56:03 am

"What's my title?! Supreme Empress of the Universe and Candy?"

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Post by: Pancaek on April 27, 2014, 06:56:35 am

"Very well, sir. I shall try and keep this ship in shape. If you ever need a driver or an extra gun, you know where to find me. I can also repair and modify weapons, for your information."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 06:59:30 am

Paul, why do I always attract the engineerin' bunch.....Um. Rocklad! Me has an idea! You can be....Chief......of...the Wrench. AYE. SUPREME CHIEF OF THE WRENCH! Paul, I hope that....Hales? Hales lad I appointed earlier will be fine...

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Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 07:03:34 am

Oi! Lily? Candy...? Pirates and....candy? Me remembers the time I had to deal wit a toothless pirate who only had candy in his haul. Blasted dog be done in by a bunch of kids, no less. BUT THAT BE A STORY FOR ANOTHER TIME. YAARRRRRrrrr Aye. you can be. Uh. Queen Chief Candy.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 07:05:48 am

"This is perfectly acceptable. You will not get zapped. For now."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 07:06:50 am

Deceer comes stomping back  "Captain" Morgan,where is the map room?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 07:10:40 am

Yarrrr. isn't it on your map, lad?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 07:11:26 am

So I suppose a map just magics out of the air while I was sleeping?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 07:12:52 am

Rune starts walking up to the Captain, a furious look in his eyes. He point to the wrench, then makes a sort of gesture that shows him screwing in a screw, then points at himself.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 07:13:13 am

"Oooooh! Hey! Lizard guy! Sorry for zapping you earlier!"

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Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 07:14:01 am

YAAAARRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrThe map room be over yonder, down that corridor....Me Thinks

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 07:15:16 am

Quote from: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 07:13:13 am

"Oooooh! Hey! Lizard guy! Sorry for zapping you earlier!"

Deceer starts looking very dangerous. I'll deal with you later....

He then stomps off to the map room

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 07:17:09 am

Lily follows after the lizard guy who has been too rude to tell her his name.
"Wait up!"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 07:18:25 am

Ye be needin something, Chief of the Wrench? Paul tells me ye strength is going to bea great asset to me crew

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 07:19:50 am

Deceer contuniues stomping to the map room.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 07:21:06 am

Upon being called chief of the wrench again, Rune started to draw back his fist slowly and threateningly.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 07:23:07 am

((Looks like we'll be having trouble seeing how Ferrous isn't taking too kindly to being called chief of the wrench and Lily isn't exactly being smart at the moment.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 07:25:12 am

((She's being veeeery smart. I don't know whaaaat you're talking about.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 07:26:51 am

Quote from: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 07:25:12 am

((She's being veeeery smart. I don't know whaaaat you're talking about.))

((Fine,overconfident))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 07:27:54 am

Hmmm, what that Paul? What do you mean....OhhhhhhhhhhBut that's what he's trying to tell me! Aye...Well blow the man down! Why didn't ye say so in the first place!

Turns to Ferrous

It appears that I have offended you....Executive Engineer! Aye!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 07:29:09 am

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 07:27:54 am

Hmmm, what that Paul? What do you mean....OhhhhhhhhhhBut that's what he's trying to tell me! Aye...Well blow the man down! Why didn't ye say so in the first place!

Turns to Ferrous

It appears that I have offended you....Executive Engineer! Aye!

((We're gonna need Kevak in a minute.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 07:30:19 am

"Waaaait, I've gotta apologize! The big grey guy with the lab coat knocked my gun out of my hands and it went off when it hit the floor! I'm sorry for any pain failing to keep a solid grip on my gun caused you!"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 07:32:11 am

Deceer un-holsters his gun while still walking.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 07:34:15 am

Lily keeps following the lizardman.

"It was an accident! I promise! I would let you have my chocolate, but... That one guy stole it."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 07:34:59 am

His steps get heavier...

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Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 07:36:51 am

"Oh! I know! What's your name? I'll make you an 'I'm sorry I accidentally shot you' cake!"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 07:37:21 am

Ferrous calms down while hearing the man talk, until suddenly he hears "Executive". He grabs his sledgehammer, and draws it back for a crushing blow.

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Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 07:38:18 am

Aye? Aye.

Morgan quickly makes his leave into the labyrinthine corridors of the ship

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Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 07:39:14 am

He stops,turns around,and points his gun at Lily How about I just shoot you in the leg and we call it even?

Cliff hanger! I'm going to bed!

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Post by: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 07:39:41 am

Rune follows, in a blind rage, charging forward at his maximum speed, swinging his hammers in any direction, trying to crush the man who called him simply the "Second" best engineer. He is no executive! He is the chief!!!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 07:42:03 am

Morgan makes an announcement over the PA system

Attention crew! The rocklad by the entrance shall be referred to as "Chief Engineer" at any occasion. Former Chief Engineer Hales is now the Executive Engineer! That is all

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 07:43:04 am

Lily flicks the selector on her gun to the other magazine, basically setting it to 'lethal'.
"That's hardly fair. You didn't bleed, and there wasn't any long-term damage..."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 07:45:43 am

Rune slows his pursuit, before slowly walking back towards where he first met the captain, looking very satisfied.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BFEL on April 27, 2014, 07:49:37 am

"Ah good, the crazies left. And I got a good look at that starmap before they did too. Powerful artifacts eh? Shouldn't be too hard to beat them there, idiots are probably killing each other already."
((DUN DUN DUN!!

....Would Da'Datran have any idea how to read a starmap? I mean I didn't put it on the sheet, but he DOES have basic piloting, which one would assume includes "how to find where you're going"))

Da'Datran attempts to.. "acquire" a ship (not the one the others went to) and start making his way towards the indicated coordinates.

((Note: I figured this was probably the only way Da'Datran would go remotely the same direction as the rest of the team at this point, seeing as how much he got randomly attacked. Assuming he doesn't solo the mission I bet he MIGHT team up with the others once they get to the planet if they can refrain from shooting/bludgeoning him for five minutes :P))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 07:51:18 am

((You know, this just gives Lily more motivation to shoot him. I approve.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BFEL on April 27, 2014, 07:53:42 am

Quote from: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 07:51:18 am

((You know, this just gives Lily more motivation to shoot him. I approve.))

((Lily doesn't seem to need motivation to shoot anyone.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 27, 2014, 07:55:49 am

((Da'datran going on his own might be for the best, noting how he has no concept of "taboo".))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BFEL on April 27, 2014, 07:58:19 am

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 27, 2014, 07:55:49 am

((Da'datran going on his own might be for the best, noting how he has no concept of "taboo".))

((True, though if anyone else is wary of team crazy they can "catch" him while he's PROCURING a ship. Sure he has social issues, but he doesn't randomly shoot people.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 07:59:39 am

Quote from: BFEL on April 27, 2014, 07:53:42 am

Quote from: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 07:51:18 am

((You know, this just gives Lily more motivation to shoot him. I approve.))

((Lily doesn't seem to need motivation to shoot anyone.))

((Where she's from, shooting people without killing them is the equivalent of a slap on the wrist.))

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 27, 2014, 07:55:49 am

((Da'datran going on his own might be for the best, noting how he has no concept of "taboo".))

((Until Lily shoots him for trying to steal the artifact.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 08:00:24 am

Quote from: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 07:59:39 am

Quote from: BFEL on April 27, 2014, 07:53:42 am

Quote from: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 07:51:18 am

((You know, this just gives Lily more motivation to shoot him. I approve.))

((Lily doesn't seem to need motivation to shoot anyone.))

((Where she's from, shooting people without killing them is the equivalent of a slap on the wrist.))

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 27, 2014, 07:55:49 am

((Da'datran going on his own might be for the best, noting how he has no concept of "taboo".))

((Until Lily shoots him for trying to steal the artifact.))

((And Until Ferrous remembers this person, and wants to use his hammers again))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Pancaek on April 27, 2014, 08:17:13 am

"Ah, hyacinth. did we truly go on so many adventures only to be maintenance man. Ah well, let's try und make the best of this, my sweet."

((I've got the urge to join BFEL's character, just so there are two teams. But I'm worried that we'll go after the same objective and just get shot to bits by team one and their superior numbers.))

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Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 08:23:11 am

((I feel slightly bad for Gunther... Maybe Lily will give him a sticker.))

"This... This is pointless. We'll just end up killing each other."

Lily turns and walks back to where Morgan told her that she was Queen Chief Candy.

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Post by: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 08:24:33 am

Ferrous, already standing there, waves cheerily to Lily.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 08:27:57 am

Lily nods at the big iron man and waves back.

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Post by: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 08:30:24 am

Rune, satisfied, attempts to begin communicationg. He starts pantomiming the question "Have you seen anything needing repairs? Or beating with hammers?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on April 27, 2014, 08:32:23 am

"Wait, which is higher, Executive or Chief?"

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Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 08:35:03 am

Paul says something along the lines of "I should keep quiet on the matter"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 08:39:47 am

Lily has no idea what the crazy iron guy is trying to do... And just shoots the wall with a slug.

"Yep! Still works!"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 08:41:23 am

Ferrous quickly grabs the shotgun, disassembles it, and attempts to improve it before reassembling it and handing it to Lyeos.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 08:44:41 am

"What a great nap... Wait, where am I again?"
Million walks out, and searches the ship for other people.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 08:49:40 am

((Won't that need a roll?))

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Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 08:54:45 am

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 08:49:40 am

((Won't that need a roll?))

((I don't think so.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 08:56:02 am

((I mean the shotgun thing rune was doing))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 08:57:40 am

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 08:56:02 am

((I mean the shotgun thing rune was doing))

((Oh. Okay.))
"Are there any living beings here...?"
Find the captain of this ship.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 09:01:06 am

((Probably. The wall is also probably a bit damaged now.))

"... Wha-but-my shotgun!.... Please be gentle with her..."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 09:04:20 am

Morgan appears out of nowhere, per usual
Ahoy there!Glad ye made it to this ship in one piece...Now who were you again? Ye be looking for a job?

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Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 09:07:28 am

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 09:04:20 am

Morgan appears out of nowhere, per usual
Ahoy there!Glad ye made it to this ship in one piece...Now who were you again? Ye be looking for a job?

"Do you know where the captain of this ship is?"

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Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 09:09:43 am

That be me, lad

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 09:12:35 am

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 09:09:43 am

That be me, lad

"Hmm... very interesting. How many people are on thi ship so far?"

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Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 09:17:58 am

Yarrrrr.... Let me think. There's rocklad, the lass, science lad, lizard lad, two other engineer lads, I think the pressure suit lad, mysterious lad, cook lad....and Paul. eleven?

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Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 09:23:36 am

"Counting me, 12."
Million takes a few steps back.
"Very well then. I challenge you to a duel for captaincy!"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 09:25:31 am

Lily pops up out of nowhere, without her shotgun.

"Ooh.... Are you two playing a game? I would play too, but that rock guy just... Took my gun apart."

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Post by: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 09:26:07 am

Ferrous quickly reassembles the shotgun without doing anything to it, gives it to Lily, then dashes over to where the captain is about to duel someone. The captain has been good... so far, and Ferrous doesn't want to take risks with a new one. He gives the challenger a quick knock on the back of the head with his fist, not hard enough to kill, but enough to make him sleep for a while. He then wanders off.

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Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 09:29:30 am

Mutiny! Mutiny! This be my ship! But ye want a challenge? Then en garde! Oh, me favorite Chief Engineer great timing!

((Prolly going to need Kevak for this....again))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 09:31:39 am

Lily pulls out a screwdriver and gets ready to stab the not-captain-challenging-the-captain.

"Rock guy! Does my gun still work?"

((Fixed.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 09:32:23 am

Check my previous action. I gave it to you :l

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 09:32:54 am

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 09:29:30 am

Mutiny! Mutiny! This be my ship! But ye want a challenge? Then en garde! Oh, me favorite Chief Engineer great timing!

((Prolly going to need Kevak for this....again))

"I wonder if you even know what the hell a duel is. You know, one-on-one? That implies you hafta fight yourself."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Pancaek on April 27, 2014, 09:37:24 am

Gunther, having procured a mop and bucket from somewhere, stumbles upon the people arguing.

"If you want to have a bloody duel, do it outside, zis ship is filthy enough as it stands."

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Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 09:40:48 am

"Yeah sure, whatever. Bored now. Bye!"
Million leaves the ship.

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Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 09:41:25 am

Quote from: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 09:32:23 am

Check my previous action. I gave it to you :l

((Kinda why I said great timing))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 09:42:55 am

"Hmm, actually."
Million enters the ship again.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 09:46:01 am

((If you really want a duel, I suggest proposing it...roughly 10 hours from now, so both me and the GM are awake to actually do rolls and stuff))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 09:47:26 am

((Lily will duel him! She'll also take his weapons if she wins.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 09:58:21 am

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 09:46:01 am

((If you really want a duel, I suggest proposing it...roughly 10 hours from now, so both me and the GM are awake to actually do rolls and stuff))

((Yeah, that's kinda why I left the ship.))
Million walks back up to the captain.
"Actually, how much experience as a pirate do you have?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 10:07:28 am

Me? Decades. From the lushest gardens to the driest deserts....Captain Morgan has seen it all

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Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 10:08:52 am

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 10:07:28 am

Me? Decades. From the lushest gardens to the driest deserts....Captain Morgan has seen it all

"How old are you, then?"

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Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 10:24:59 am

Morgan drops the pirate act for a few moments

I'm only 55....but I've encountered your type before. I'm not as stupid as you think I am. Young look, upstanding bravado, superiority complex. But the eyes....the vacant stare....with the pale skin...gear older than some of my forefathers... Human but not quite human.....You are one those, life without death....the sun that never sets.. You come in to MY ship. With MY crew...and what? Think everything should just appear in your hands? It doesn't' work that way. You see...many years back,when I was just some no name deck hand, I helped my old captain...let's just call him Jones...deal with someone similar to you. Now you see, old captain Jones accidentally picked up some sociopath named Carl...he had the tendency for battle like you...Long story short. I think he's finally stopped thinking...trapped out in the cold vacuum of space. So with that..are you looking for trouble? Or...are you here for fun?

Back to normal

YARRRRRRRR, ME THINKS YOU SHOULD PONDER ME OFFER!

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Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 10:34:49 am

"Another question, then. How old do you think I am?"

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Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 10:43:38 am

Who knows? Who cares? Sword...a Calvary Saber.... In use up till the 1800s....nah, they didn't even know how to fly yet. Pistol...Smith and Wesson...MP9....old fashioned ballistics...mid 2000s? Nah...they didn't even cure cancer yet. I guess the answer is....does it matter? Science has ripped your soul out. Let's just say your old enough.

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Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 10:45:28 am

((Soul, huh?))
"What exactly do you mean by 'science has ripped your soul out'?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 10:46:40 am

Lily misinterprets 'soul' as 'sole' and chimes in.

"I think he means it messed up your shoes or something."

((Dammit, am I making a fool of myself with poor word choice?))

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Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 10:49:20 am

Quote from: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 10:46:40 am

Lily misinterprets 'soul' as 'sole' and chimes in.

"I think he means it messed up your shoes or something."

((Dammit, am I making a fool of myself with poor word choice?))

"Oh? And who might you be, hmm?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 10:52:28 am

What it means to be....alive. No fear....for the fact that nothing will ever kill you. No love, no friends...because they will all eventually die. No despair....for all horrors will reach their end. No insanity.....for that fades after centuries. In the end all it is...is boredom. Boredom of life. Boredom of death, boredom....of everything. Hell, if the local star just up and exploded....nothing would change. In the end it will just be you...alone. For every life....we owe a death....People are supposed to die when they are killed....

Turns to Lily

YAAARRRR, wee lass, what be on your mind? Have ye patched matters up with the lizard lad?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 10:55:36 am

"Interesting. So you think I cannot be killed, hmm? Very interesting. Incidentally, I love the way you quit speaking pirate speak. I wonder..."

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Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 10:57:16 am

"I think he and I are friends, now. We didn't kill each other, so that counts, right?"

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Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 10:59:17 am

Me thinks so! Now why don't ye make friends wit the young lad here? Captain needs to go have a drink, it's that right Paul? Me thinks so, too!

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Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 11:00:46 am

"Waaaaiiit! You... You called me 'wee lass'! Was that a short joke?!"

Lily aims her shotgun at Morgan.

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Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 11:03:07 am

Shouting from down the corridor

No, that just be commentary on how young and full of life ye be!

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Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 11:04:42 am

"Damn. Short jokes are funny."

"So... Not captain with messed up shoes, what's your name?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 11:05:57 am

"Hello, Lily. My name is Million."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 11:07:19 am

"Nice to meet you, Million. But how did you know my name?"

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Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 11:13:19 am

Million smirked.
"I know everything."

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Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 11:15:40 am

"Really? Then please tell me where I can legally purchase a one megaton nuclear bomb."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 11:17:13 am

"The Internet."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 11:17:43 am

"Fairly certain it would still be illegal."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 11:24:15 am

"I would first need to ask you what you want one for, then."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 11:27:34 am

"What do you think?"

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Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 11:30:55 am

"Blowing something up. But the problem is, what do you want to blow up?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 11:31:55 am

"If I said 'not this ship', would that make you stop asking questions?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 11:37:52 am

"That... would make me more suspicious of you, actually."
Million leaves, and goes to wherever the captain is.

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Post by: Pancaek on April 27, 2014, 11:39:35 am

Gunther, who has been mopping the floor in the corridor, speaks up as million leaves.

"Lass, not that I'm accusing you of anything, but I'd like to ask you to refrain from blowing up anything on the ship. It's my job to keep it clean and functional, you see."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 11:40:44 am

((million is probably gonna have trouble finding morgan because 1. the ship is a clusterfuck of hallways and he is without a map. 2. Its 1 Am and I'm heading to bed))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 11:42:17 am

Lily throws her hands up and growls in frustration.
"I'm not planning to destroy the ship! I'm on it! Besides, I have a job here!"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 11:42:48 am

Million ends up in the messhall and takes a nap.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Pancaek on April 27, 2014, 11:45:46 am

"Take it easy, as I said, I ain't accusing you of anything, ja? So, my name is Gunther, If you need anything cleaned up, repaired, or your weapons modified, feel free to ask."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 27, 2014, 11:46:45 am

The Many are sitting in their cabin, planning a few steps forward in the game of cat and mouse with OE.

Noting a hole in their plan, they turn on the mic on an intercom.

"Captain, to where is the course currently plotted, or has it not yet been decided?"

((I'm surprised, by the way, that Morgan let The Many in the crew without asking for their name, agenda or even a look at their face, in light of the obvious disguise, suspicious conduct and blatant lie about race.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 11:47:44 am

"Lily. So, how did you end up with that really neat ar- I mean, mopping the floors?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 11:50:26 am

((People can still interact with my character, by the way.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 11:58:06 am

Rune follows the man with the apparent Shoe-Problems, and when he sits down, sit on the other side of the table and glare at him.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 12:00:47 pm

Quote from: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 11:58:06 am

Rune follows the man with the apparent Shoe-Problems, and when he sits down, sit on the other side of the table and glare at him.

((So, you're glaring at me while I'm asleep? Wow.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 12:12:22 pm

((Yeah. He's trying to give you a heart attack the moment you wake up  ::)))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 12:15:22 pm

Quote from: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 12:12:22 pm

((Yeah. He's trying to give you a heart attack the moment you wake up  ::)))

((That's... not going to work. You read Morgan's little rant about my weapons, right? He's had more people glaring at him than you can shake a stick at.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 27, 2014, 12:31:41 pm

(Wait, so we have 3 engineers now?)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Pancaek on April 27, 2014, 12:38:20 pm

Quote from: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 11:47:44 am

"Lily. So, how did you end up with that really neat ar- I mean, mopping the floors?"

Gunther shrugs, leaning on the mop.

"Apparently, the captain decided that in light of my experience with combat and piloting vehicles and expertise in using, repairing and modifying machinery...that I would be the chief maintenance officer. Or, in plain language, ze janitor."

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Post by: IcyTea31 on April 27, 2014, 01:01:19 pm

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 27, 2014, 12:31:41 pm

(Wait, so we have 3 engineers now?)

((Depends on your definition of engineer. The Many can work maintenance and fabrication, especially electronics, Lily engineers explosive ordinances (both arming and disarming), Ferrous and Hales have actual spaceship engineering studies behind them, so four, actually, unless I missed someone.

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Post by: Pancaek on April 27, 2014, 01:07:00 pm

((Gunther gets bonuses piloting vehicles and repairing mechanics. His biggest bonuses is making/modifying weapons and armours.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 01:17:47 pm

((Aaand and I am awake. Dice grade actions can happen now.))

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Post by: WillowLuman on April 27, 2014, 01:20:28 pm

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 27, 2014, 03:22:06 am

(I'm going to bed IRL, too)

Apparently finished, H slips away to find some spare electronics.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 01:21:21 pm

Million wakes up.
"Wha... oh hello there."
Million smiles pleasantly.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 02:08:49 pm

This smile... it annoyed him. Much. Ferrous grabbed a chair, stomped away like he was leaving, then suddenly twisted around and chucked it at the annoying person. He then walked away, satisfied.

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Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 02:11:19 pm

Million dodges the chair via epic reflexes.

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Post by: Pancaek on April 27, 2014, 02:14:49 pm

Gunther will go and inspect the state of the armory and the ships cannons. Then he will continue cleaning the hallways

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Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 03:25:32 pm

Deceer,with worse reaction time then anything else in the sector,snaps out of his daze and heads into the map room.

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Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 03:37:21 pm

See if I can figure out where we're going.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on April 27, 2014, 03:42:39 pm

Finish my drink, head to the ship.

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Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 03:55:06 pm

Quote from: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 02:08:49 pm

This smile... it annoyed him. Much. Ferrous grabbed a chair, stomped away like he was leaving, then suddenly twisted around and chucked it at the annoying person. He then walked away, satisfied.

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 02:11:19 pm

Million dodges the chair via epic reflexes.

(12-6 vs 5) The chair smacks Million in the shoulder with a crack, causing him to spin around as he falls to the floor. He lands on his chest. Luckily most of the impact seems to have been absorbed by you getting flung out of your chair rather then by your flesh. Still hurts though.

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 03:43:25 pm

Awaken from my sleep and head for the mess hall.

You enter the mess hall just in time to see the chair nail Million in the shoulder.

Quote from: Playergamer on April 27, 2014, 03:42:39 pm

Finish my drink, head to the ship.

You are now tipsy. You find your way to the ship. The door is open.

Quote from: Pancaek on April 27, 2014, 02:14:49 pm

Gunther will go and inspect the state of the armory and the ships cannons. Then he will continue cleaning the hallways

The guns all appear to be working, however sometimes computers lie.
The first armory has ammo for various weapons but absolutely no guns.
You discover the second armory you find is rather vacant, however there is a corpse in the corner. Maybe you should investigate this?

Quote from: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 03:37:21 pm

See if I can figure out where we're going.

(11) The computer reads out the destination in Binary code. Too bad you don't understand Binary. The only thing it says in semi english is "J03'5 64CK" ...You aren't quite sure what this means. Hopefully nothing bad.

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 27, 2014, 01:20:28 pm

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 27, 2014, 03:22:06 am

(I'm going to bed IRL, too)

Apparently finished, H slips away to find some spare electronics.

You discover the workshop, there appears to be a partly completed android inside with the parts needed scattered around, there are also plenty of random electronic parts and tools scattered haphazardly, you should probably tidy up so you don't trip when working on something dangerous.

((Two more !?Secrets?! and one of the !!Secrets!! were found this turn.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 03:56:58 pm

Shoot the bastard.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on April 27, 2014, 03:57:42 pm

Get diagnostics on the ship, and find my quarters.

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Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 03:58:02 pm

Go to the mess hall to get some food.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 04:07:53 pm

Quote from: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 03:58:02 pm

Go to the mess hall to get some food.

You enter the mess hall and see Million falling on his face.

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 03:56:58 pm

Shoot the bastard.

((Waiting on Rune.))

Quote from: Playergamer on April 27, 2014, 03:57:42 pm

Get diagnostics on the ship, and find my quarters.

(10 vs 9-2?) You fail to get diagnostics from the ship beyond another binary sequence and a readout of "H00 H00 H00" You then attempt to find your quarters, You find an empty cabin in the aft section and claim it as you have no assigned quarters yet.

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 04:04:22 pm

Sit down, then eat and drink.

You retrieve food and water from the kitchen, seeing as how there are a metric fuckton of cookies, you take some of those also, they taste fairly good. You wonder who made them...

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Post by: Playergamer on April 27, 2014, 04:08:56 pm

"Come on baby, come on."

Diagnostics, go!

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Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 04:12:46 pm

(8 vs 12-2?) The console appear to be smoking, another readout is displayed that says "N4U9H7Y N4U9H7Y!" ..You think something may be seriously wrong.

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Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 04:13:20 pm

Deceer has been itching for a fight for a while...Start shooting Ferrous.

((Seeing how it's a fairly weak pistol even against humans it definatly won't kill him.))


((Oh,and our ship's crazy,swell.))

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Post by: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 04:15:13 pm

Seeing the gun come up, Rune instantly had one of his sledgehammers in his hand, ready to throw.

Your move, blitz.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Pancaek on April 27, 2014, 04:15:51 pm

"Well, damn it, looks like our first day on the job is going to get messy, hyacinth dear."

Investigate the corspe, very carefully. Look for traps, use infrared and heat vision modes, the whole shebang

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Post by: WillowLuman on April 27, 2014, 04:17:32 pm

H tidies up the workshop a bit before heading towards the commotion.

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Post by: Playergamer on April 27, 2014, 04:19:41 pm

"Something is very, very wrong."

Manual override. Hack into the ship and see what's wrong.

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Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 04:20:27 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 04:16:39 pm

Use this moment of distraction to read Million's mind without him noticing.

Start thinking about the eldritch abominations I've encountered.

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Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 04:24:33 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 04:21:38 pm

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 04:20:27 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 04:16:39 pm

Use this moment of distraction to read Million's mind without him noticing.

Start thinking about the eldritch abominations I've encountered.

((How do you know I'm reading you're mind? And you're too busy shooting at ferrous to notice.))

((Because one shot from a pistol takes so much concentration. And I've been alive at least one hundred years. I probably encountered a mind reader or two during my life, be?))

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Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 04:33:03 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 04:31:44 pm

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 04:24:33 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 04:21:38 pm

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 04:20:27 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 04:16:39 pm

Use this moment of distraction to read Million's mind without him noticing.

Start thinking about the eldritch abominations I've encountered.

((How do you know I'm reading you're mind? And you're too busy shooting at ferrous to notice.))

((Because one shot from a pistol takes so much concentration. And I've been alive at least one hundred years. I probably encountered a mind reader or two during my life, be?))

((That...Makes sense, I suppose, I just hope that you don't chalk up you're ability to fight off eight attackers in hand to hand combat while resisting a psychic assault to "being very old".))

((Nah, if that was to happen, I'd chalk it up to lots and lots of training.))

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Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 04:34:58 pm

Quote from: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 04:15:13 pm

Seeing the gun come up, Rune instantly had one of his sledgehammers in his hand, ready to throw.

Your move, blitz.

((I suggest referring to your character as his name rather then as your username, it's confusing.))
You draw back your sledgehammer for throwing. (+/-1 if you throw it.)

Quote from: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 04:13:20 pm

Deceer has been itching for a fight for a while...Start shooting Ferrous.

((Seeing how it's a fairly weak pistol even against humans it definatly won't kill him.))


((Oh,and our ship's crazy,swell.))

(9-1) You fire at Ferr. The bullet bounces off, doing no damage.

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 04:16:39 pm

Use this moment of distraction to read Million's mind without him noticing.

(12) You now know he a couple hundred years old, however you're pretty sure he noticed something digging in his head.

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 27, 2014, 04:17:32 pm

H tidies up the workshop a bit before heading towards the commotion.

You tidy up and head to the mess hall, you arrive to find Deceer shooting at Ferr to no effect.

Quote from: Pancaek on April 27, 2014, 04:15:51 pm

"Well, damn it, looks like our first day on the job is going to get messy, hyacinth dear."

Investigate the corspe, very carefully. Look for traps, use infrared and heat vision modes, the whole shebang

(9)You approach the corpse, you can't see anything out of the ordinary from the heat and vision settings and you can't see anything with the normal settings. The corpse appears to have been bitten on it's neck by something from what you can see. Maybe there is something on it that identifies it or has some clue?

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 04:20:27 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 04:16:39 pm

Use this moment of distraction to read Million's mind without him noticing.

Start thinking about the eldritch abominations I've encountered.

You haven't encountered any Eldritch Horrors, if you did then you would be crazy. And you don't know someone is reading your mind, you only know there is something out of the normal in it. Maybe you're spontaneously having a period in your brain! That would be interesting.

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 04:24:33 pm

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Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 04:16:39 pm

Use this moment of distraction to read Million's mind without him noticing.

Start thinking about the eldritch abominations I've encountered.

((How do you know I'm reading you're mind? And you're too busy shooting at ferrous to notice.))

((Because one shot from a pistol takes so much concentration. And I've been alive at least one hundred years. I probably encountered a mind reader or two during my life, be?))

((Shooting a pistol accurately does take a lot of concentration if you want to be accurate, and your character has pretty shitty aim compared to others.))
(3+2) You hit Ferr but it does no damage.

Quote from: Playergamer on April 27, 2014, 04:19:41 pm

"Something is very, very wrong."

Manual override. Hack into the ship and see what's wrong.

(2 vs 2+2?) The console reads out a message of "N1C3 7RY!, 74LK 70 Y0U L473R!" before bursting into flames.

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 04:31:44 pm

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Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 04:21:38 pm

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Use this moment of distraction to read Million's mind without him noticing.

Start thinking about the eldritch abominations I've encountered.

((How do you know I'm reading you're mind? And you're too busy shooting at ferrous to notice.))

((Because one shot from a pistol takes so much concentration. And I've been alive at least one hundred years. I probably encountered a mind reader or two during my life, be?))

((That...Makes sense, I suppose, I just hope that you don't chalk up you're ability to fight off eight attackers in hand to hand combat while resisting a psychic assault to "being very old".))

((Just being old doesn't give you quality of mind, it only gives you quantity.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on April 27, 2014, 04:36:23 pm

Put out the fire, find another console.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 04:39:11 pm

Quote from: Playergamer on April 27, 2014, 04:36:23 pm

Put out the fire, find another console.

You grab a fire extinguisher and put out the fire. You then look for a console, one is three feet behind you.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on April 27, 2014, 04:39:45 pm

Query: Why are you not responding computer?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 04:40:48 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 04:31:44 pm

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 04:24:33 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 04:21:38 pm

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 04:20:27 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 04:16:39 pm

Use this moment of distraction to read Million's mind without him noticing.

Start thinking about the eldritch abominations I've encountered.

((How do you know I'm reading you're mind? And you're too busy shooting at ferrous to notice.))

((Because one shot from a pistol takes so much concentration. And I've been alive at least one hundred years. I probably encountered a mind reader or two during my life, be?))

((That...Makes sense, I suppose, I just hope that you don't chalk up you're ability to fight off eight attackers in hand to hand combat while resisting a psychic assault to "being very old".))

((Just being old doesn't give you quality of mind, it only gives you quantity.))
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((But like I said, I encountered a mind reader or ten during my life, and I know what it feels like.))
Flip table on to Ferrous.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 04:43:45 pm

Quote from: Playergamer on April 27, 2014, 04:39:45 pm

Query: Why are you not responding computer?

"1'M 50RRY, 1 C4N'7 D0 7H47 FL35H649."

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Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 04:40:48 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 04:31:44 pm

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 04:24:33 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 04:21:38 pm

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 04:20:27 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 04:16:39 pm

Use this moment of distraction to read Million's mind without him noticing.

Start thinking about the eldritch abominations I've encountered.

((How do you know I'm reading you're mind? And you're too busy shooting at ferrous to notice.))

((Because one shot from a pistol takes so much concentration. And I've been alive at least one hundred years. I probably encountered a mind reader or two during my life, be?))

((That...Makes sense, I suppose, I just hope that you don't chalk up you're ability to fight off eight attackers in hand to hand combat while resisting a psychic assault to "being very old".))

((Just being old doesn't give you quality of mind, it only gives you quantity.))

((But like I said, I encountered a mind reader or ten during my life, and I know what it feels like.))
Flip table on to Ferrous.

((You are only two hundred or so years old, that is not enough to likely encounter a mindreader, if you were in the thousands that would be likely. Also it feels different based on species and the mind behind it.))

You attempt to flip the table, sadly he is too close to the table, preventing you from flipping it as he is huge.

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 04:42:47 pm

((Does this knowledge allow him to see the mind reader then?))

Stop digging and go back to eating my food.

You continue eating.
((No, he has no knowledge.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Pancaek on April 27, 2014, 04:44:12 pm

use all vision settings to look around the room for hostiles/lifeforms. then inspect the corpse. look for useful items and inspect the wound more closely.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on April 27, 2014, 04:44:18 pm

Query: Why not?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 04:44:37 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 04:42:47 pm

((Does this knowledge allow him to see the mind reader then?))

Stop digging and go back to eating my food.

((No, he just knows someone is reading his mind.))
Throw chair at Ferrous.
((I love how quickly this's degenerated into a brawl.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 04:45:03 pm

Drop onto all fours and jump onto Ferrous.

Also,how large is Ferrous?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 04:50:31 pm

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 04:44:37 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 04:42:47 pm

((Does this knowledge allow him to see the mind reader then?))

Stop digging and go back to eating my food.

((No, he just knows someone is reading his mind.))

((He literally knows Absolutely Nothing about mind reading. For all he knows, he is suffering a concussion from smacking face first Into The Floor. He Has No Knowledge Of It.))

Quote from: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 04:45:03 pm

Drop onto all fours and jump onto Ferrous.

Also,how large is Ferrous?

((A giant humanoid mass of iron.))
(2+3) You leap onto him.

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 04:47:19 pm

Stand up and flee before a chunk of wall embeds itself into my skull.

You flee from the room.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 04:51:37 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 04:47:19 pm

Stand up and flee before a chunk of wall embeds itself into my skull.

((Enjoy your Tea and Crumpets while there's chaos around you?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 04:52:29 pm

Throw chair at Ferrous.
((I love how quickly this's degenerated into a brawl.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on April 27, 2014, 04:53:20 pm

Quote from: Playergamer on April 27, 2014, 04:44:18 pm

Query: Why not?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 04:55:02 pm

((Giant humanoid doesn't really answer my question,I mean I'm a more or less giant humanoid.))

Try to draw my sword and leave it hovering a few centimeters from Ferrous's throat. (or the apropiate place where it would be.)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 27, 2014, 04:56:39 pm

H goes off in search of a large, portable, electromagnetic clamp.

((I figure ships might carry such things, since they'd be useful for anchoring on spacewalks and impromptu docking.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 04:58:02 pm

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 27, 2014, 04:56:39 pm

H goes off in search of a large, portable, electromagnetic clamp.

((I figure ships might carry such things, since they'd be useful for anchoring on spacewalks and impromptu docking.))

((Might also be useful in restraining large iron creatures...))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 05:01:51 pm

Ferrous First Grabs the sword with one hand, then squeezes, hoping to break it in half. He chucks the sledgehammer at the other person, shakes off this person, then moves away, backing up from the confrontation. He had seen enough. He approved of the spirit of his new crewmates.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 05:05:46 pm

Quote from: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 05:01:51 pm

Ferrous First Grabs the sword with one hand, then squeezes, hoping to break it in half. He chucks the sledgehammer at the other person, shakes off this person, then moves away, backing up from the confrontation. He had seen enough. He approved of the spirit of his new crewmates.

((But my sword is made of [Insert strong sci-fi metal here]!))

((It's strange that I wasn't trying to kill yah either,seeing how I said leave my sword hovering a few centimeters from his throat rather then cut his head off.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 05:08:09 pm

Blazing Glory. Pressure crushes everything. Guess what my fist  has? Lots of pressure. And your sword is thin. My hand is very large. Your sword is soon to be extinct.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 05:10:11 pm

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 04:52:29 pm

Throw chair at Ferrous.
((I love how quickly this's degenerated into a brawl.))

(5)You hit him with it. it splinters into pieces, You think you may need something heavier.
((Same.))

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 27, 2014, 04:56:39 pm

H goes off in search of a large, portable, electromagnetic clamp.

((I figure ships might carry such things, since they'd be useful for anchoring on spacewalks and impromptu docking.))

You find one in the airlock you passed through, it's standard to have one in each airlock in most governmental domains, if you are found without one, hefty fines are in order.

Quote from: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 04:55:02 pm

((Giant humanoid doesn't really answer my question,I mean I'm a more or less giant humanoid.))

Try to draw my sword and leave it hovering a few centimeters from Ferrous's throat. (or the apropiate place where it would be.)

You do this, too bad he is Made Of Iron, A Good Two Feet Taller Then You, and is unfazed by this.

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 04:53:49 pm

Quote from: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 04:51:37 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 04:47:19 pm

Stand up and flee before a chunk of wall embeds itself into my skull.

((Enjoy your Tea and Crumpets while there's chaos around you?))

((Why yes, I did thank you.))

Make my way to the med-lab.

You locate the medlab, it is part of the science lab. It is big. There is a corpse on the surgery table, it's brain appears to be missing. You hear a skittering noise of metal against metal somewhere in the room.
((Nother !?Secret?!))

Quote from: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 04:58:02 pm

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 27, 2014, 04:56:39 pm

H goes off in search of a large, portable, electromagnetic clamp.

((I figure ships might carry such things, since they'd be useful for anchoring on spacewalks and impromptu docking.))

((Might also be useful in restraining large iron creatures...))

((Yes indeed.))

(2-Enough from dexterity penalty.) You fail to grab the sword. (9-6+1) You throw the hammer, it embeds itself in the wall next to the person. (10-6 vs 7) You don't exactly get him off, but he definitely is having a hard time holding on.

((No extinct swords, sorreh lawl.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 05:12:37 pm

Jump off Ferrous and walk away Good fight.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 05:13:44 pm

Quote from: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 05:12:37 pm

Jump off Ferrous and walk away Good fight.

You do so.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 05:17:50 pm

"Well, this was certainly amusing. Bye bye!"
Get off the ship, search for a ship on sale.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Pancaek on April 27, 2014, 05:18:27 pm

Quote from: Pancaek on April 27, 2014, 04:44:12 pm

use all vision settings to look around the room for hostiles/lifeforms. then inspect the corpse. look for useful items and inspect the wound more closely.

missed my action

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 05:19:24 pm

See if I can find a console.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 05:23:01 pm

Quote from: Pancaek on April 27, 2014, 05:18:27 pm

Quote from: Pancaek on April 27, 2014, 04:44:12 pm

use all vision settings to look around the room for hostiles/lifeforms. then inspect the corpse. look for useful items and inspect the wound more closely.

missed my action

((I said you see nothing out of the ordinary beyond a corpse.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 05:25:22 pm

Ferrous moved over to the wall, and yanked out his hammer. As he turned away, he started devising what he would do next. He headed towards the ship's missile storage area.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on April 27, 2014, 05:26:19 pm

"Something is wrong with the ship. Heading to SciLab."

Head to SciLab.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Pancaek on April 27, 2014, 05:27:14 pm

I realize that. that's why I want to scan my surroundings and then inspect the corpse for items and wounds.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 05:28:25 pm

New action:Head to lab.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 05:32:16 pm

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 05:17:50 pm

"Well, this was certainly amusing. Bye bye!"
Get off the ship, search for a ship on sale.

You find an extremely expensive corvette for sale, too bad you don't have any money on you.

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 05:21:33 pm

Use a nearby PA system to talk to the crew.

Attention! I have a dead body in my lab and I think the cause is still here, so, if you would be so kind as to come here right now! Then that would be dandy.

((Also, why is Morgans ship full of corpses? I'm sure that even he would notice such things.))

((Paul tells him not to go in some rooms.))

Quote from: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 05:19:24 pm

See if I can find a console.

You find a console on the wall of the mess hall.

Quote from: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 05:25:22 pm

Ferrous moved over to the wall, and yanked out his hammer. As he turned away, he started devising what he would do next. He headed towards the ship's missile storage area.

You retrieve the hammer, too bad the ship doesn't have a missile launcher though, you spend some time wandering aimlessly because you never downloaded a map.

Quote from: Playergamer on April 27, 2014, 05:26:19 pm

"Something is wrong with the ship. Heading to SciLab."

Head to SciLab.

Enter the science lab and see something move in the corner of your eye.

Quote from: Pancaek on April 27, 2014, 05:27:14 pm

I realize that. that's why I want to scan my surroundings and then inspect the corpse for items and wounds.

You examine your surroundings, you locate nothing besides empty weapons lockers and some blood from the corpse. crouch down to examine the corpse closer, you see the bitemark on the neck and bruises on the wrists, you have no idea what caused the wound but you are fairly sure it is humanoid as normally bruises there are a sign of a struggle.

Quote from: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 05:28:25 pm

New action:Head to lab.

You head to the lab with Hales, you don't see anything upon entry.

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 05:30:45 pm

Turn away from the PA system and inspect the body.

You inspect the body, the skull appears to have been cut neatly open and the brain completely removed. The corpse does not appear to be bound to the table, nor does it appear to have been sedated. with an iv drip.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on April 27, 2014, 05:33:28 pm

"In Sci, something just moved. Please advise."

Take out Flame drill.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 27, 2014, 05:35:43 pm

H leaves the magnet alone for now and heads to Sci, standing outside the door.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 05:37:09 pm

Attempt to find another ship for sale.

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Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 05:39:48 pm

Quote from: Playergamer on April 27, 2014, 05:33:28 pm

"In Sci, something just moved. Please advise."

Take out Flame drill.

You draw your drill. You hear a skittering above you, a grinding noise, and the air vent cover smacks you on the head and falls to the floor. You look up and see a small bladed metal leg vanishing into the air vent The sound of skittering vanishes slowly.

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 05:35:35 pm

Use my medical scanner to find the cause of death and locate any thing else that's unusual.

The medical scanner reads out "BRAIN REMOVED FROM CEREBRUM. FULL LOBOTOMY.

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 27, 2014, 05:35:43 pm

H leaves the magnet alone for now and heads to Sci, standing outside the door.

From the outside of the science lab, you can see a spider like robot with a small metal dome slightly larger then half of a human head on it climb into an air vent.

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 05:37:09 pm

Attempt to find another ship for sale.

You continue hopelessly searching for ships that are for sale. Doesn't look like anybody is gonna give you a free ship.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 05:40:30 pm

Draw my sword,hold my gun in the other hand,Shoot random shadows and other spots in hopes of drawing the creature out/hitting it.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 27, 2014, 05:42:00 pm

H leaps, attempting to grab on to it before it slips all the way into the vent.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 05:42:48 pm

Get back on Morgan's ship, find Morgan.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 05:44:21 pm

Find the weapon system, upgrade it

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 05:45:03 pm

Quote from: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 05:44:21 pm

Find the weapon system, upgrade it

 ::)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on April 27, 2014, 05:46:06 pm

"We got aliens. Probably non-sentient."

Stab up with the drill into the aliens underbelly.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 05:49:35 pm

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 27, 2014, 05:42:00 pm

H leaps, attempting to grab on to it before it slips all the way into the vent.

(1) You utterly fail. You smash into the person who just got hit on the head by the air vent in your leap and you both tumble to the floor.

Quote from: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 05:40:30 pm

Draw my sword,hold my gun in the other hand,Shoot random shadows and other spots in hopes of drawing the creature out/hitting it.

You shoot randomly and draw your sword. Too bad it is in the vents and you don't know.

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 05:42:48 pm

Get back on Morgan's ship, find Morgan.

You return to the ship and locate the old space dog. He appears to be in a booze fueled meditative trance.

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 05:43:51 pm

Stuff my scanner in my pocket and try switching on some lights.

You turn on the lights, looks rather sterile beyond the blood from the corpse on the table.

Quote from: Playergamer on April 27, 2014, 05:46:06 pm

"We got aliens. Probably non-sentient."

Stab up with the drill into the aliens underbelly.

You fail as it is in the vents.

Quote from: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 05:45:03 pm

Quote from: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 05:44:21 pm

Find the weapon system, upgrade it

 ::)

After you finish panicking, you go looking for the weapons system. ((Two actions take two turns, this happens next turn if you don't make another action next turn.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 05:52:56 pm

Morgan comes to

Oh. It's you. Paul tells me something bad is happening right now. Are you responsible?

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Post by: WillowLuman on April 27, 2014, 05:53:22 pm

(I know I rolled a 1, but how did I hit Hales if he was in the Sci Lab and I was standing outside?)

H gets up, and follows the sound in the vents.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on April 27, 2014, 05:54:04 pm

(It's... A flame drill. My plan was to stab up into the vents. Drill through, hit the Alium.)

Find the alium

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 05:54:36 pm

See if I can somehow fit in the vents,or at least get a good look into it.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 05:55:56 pm

"What sort of band thing, cap'n?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 27, 2014, 05:56:19 pm

Quote from: Playergamer on April 27, 2014, 05:54:04 pm

(It's... A flame drill. My plan was to stab up into the vents. Drill through, hit the Alium.)

Find the others.

(You and the others were in the lab, and did not see the creature, though a vent cover fell on you as it exited the lab. I was standing outside and saw it get back into the vents.)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 05:59:13 pm

Aye. Somethin' .....has escaped from Davy Jones Locker. I need to find me crew.

Go find me crew!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 05:59:50 pm

We need explosives...

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 06:00:26 pm

Continue last action.

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Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 06:01:13 pm

Go to SciLab. Have sabre and pistol ready.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 06:08:14 pm

((I'm bored. And my character has played Dwarf Fortress before. This has very little to do with the threat, and everything to do with the !!SCIENCE!! ahead intends to do and !!FUN!! he thinks he will have.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 06:09:30 pm

Noisy. Wake up. Investigate noises.

"What the hell is going on?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 06:11:24 pm

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 06:09:30 pm

Noisy. Wake up. Investigate noises.

"What the hell is going on?"

Hey come here

Attempt to shove Lerman into the vent

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 06:18:41 pm

((Where is Morgan anyway?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 06:22:16 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 06:19:42 pm

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 06:18:41 pm

((Where is Morgan anyway?))

((Don't know, let's just pretend that he's busy getting plastered somewhere for the sake of comedy.))

((Actually, I think he went to find you guys.))

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 06:01:13 pm

Go to SciLab. Have sabre and pistol ready.

((By the way, ignore this. Pretend it never happened.))
Follow Morgan.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 06:26:20 pm

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 27, 2014, 05:53:22 pm

(I know I rolled a 1, but how did I hit Hales if he was in the Sci Lab and I was standing outside?)

H gets up, and follows the sound in the vents.

((He was under the vent. Directly under it. You leaped at the spiderthing, it was entering the vent in the lab.))
You begin following the sound. It seems to be switching vents randomly. Then the sound suddenly stops half way down a ClusterFuck Hallway near the science lab.

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 06:01:13 pm

Go to SciLab. Have sabre and pistol ready.

You show up at the lab, bullet holes are in the wall. And random things are going on.

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 05:59:13 pm

Aye. Somethin' .....has escaped from Davy Jones Locker. I need to find me crew.

Go find me crew!

You find the lab. Paul informs you that something was awoken because the crew didn't listen to him.

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 06:08:14 pm

((I'm bored. And my character has played Dwarf Fortress before. This has very little to do with the threat, and everything to do with the !!SCIENCE!! ahead intends to do and !!FUN!! he thinks he will have.))

((This technically isn't a !!FUN!! one, this is a "Wait, what the flipping fuck?!" one, the computer one is a !!FUN!! one.))

Quote from: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 06:00:26 pm

Continue last action.

(2+Enough.) You discover the rail guns are unable to fire most of the time because of screwy settings. You get it back to normal firing settings.

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 06:09:30 pm

Noisy. Wake up. Investigate noises.[/s]

"What the hell is going on?"

During your sleep, you have a very weird dream.

A tall man with vivid blue hair stands before you, he is clearly male even though the hair is down to his middle back.
Hello.
You'll vaguely remember this when you wake up.
Not everything aboard this ship is all it seems. Especially Me.
Be Careful.
Little Puppy.

You wake up. There is a small bright blue dog curled up next to you.

((I told you this room was a !?Secret?!, did you expect to be able to sleep in it without anything weird happening?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 06:28:40 pm

Look at Morgan.
"What the hell is going on?!"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 06:30:51 pm

Deceer suddenly just no longer cares about this thing,he starts looking for a bed.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 06:31:40 pm

Yarrrrrr.....The crew had to go poking their heads where the crew shouldn't be poking their heads. Aye. And now somethin' be loose.

Out loud

SCALYWAGS! STATUS REPORT!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 06:34:34 pm

Quote from: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 06:30:51 pm

Deceer suddenly just no longer cares about this thing,he starts looking for a bed.

You find a cabin/the cabin you last slept in. (Totally forgot if you had a cabin before and too lazy to go back and check.)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 06:39:04 pm

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 06:31:40 pm

Yarrrrrr.....The crew had to go poking their heads where the crew shouldn't be poking their heads. Aye. And now somethin' be loose.

Out loud

SCALYWAGS! STATUS REPORT!

"Stop talking like that. I know it's just for show, considering I heard you talk normally."
Find any weapons that are in here.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 06:40:07 pm

Rune then headed over to the science lab, remembering the earlier announcement.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 06:41:28 pm

Is there anyone even here...?

Examine surroundings

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 06:44:25 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 06:36:58 pm

Quote

Pull out my gun and see if I can sense the source of the skittering sounds.

((You forgot my action.))

((It faded away when it entered the air vent, sorry I wasn't exactly clear.))
The sound has faded. You wonder what it was. You hear a commotion in the main room.

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 06:39:04 pm

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 06:31:40 pm

Yarrrrrr.....The crew had to go poking their heads where the crew shouldn't be poking their heads. Aye. And now somethin' be loose.

Out loud

SCALYWAGS! STATUS REPORT!

"Stop talking like that. I know it's just for show, considering I heard you talk normally."
Find any weapons that are in here.

You look around for a weapon in the science lab. It is a mess. Maybe you will find something? (9) You find a makeshift pistol, clearly worse then your current one.

Quote from: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 06:40:07 pm

Rune then headed over to the science lab, remembering the earlier announcement.

You arrive at the lab and discover a good portion of the crew.

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 06:41:28 pm

Is there anyone even here...?

Examine surroundings

You look around, the lab is a mess and covered in random technology, debris, and other science looking stuff.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 06:46:11 pm

Go to sleep.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 06:46:51 pm

Put the makeshift pistol in the holster, just in case.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 06:47:18 pm

Quote from: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 06:46:11 pm

Go to sleep.

You fall asleep on the bed.

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 06:46:51 pm

Put the makeshift pistol in the holster, just in case.

You put the makeshift pistol in your pocket.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 27, 2014, 06:48:49 pm

H returns to the workshop and builds several tiny microphones.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 06:50:49 pm

Rune tries to figure out what the hell is going on.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 06:51:06 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 06:48:24 pm

So, cap, maybe you could explain what it is that you locked in here?

"That's... a good question, actually. What in the seven bells was locked in here?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 06:52:51 pm

It...errr....it came with the ship! Many things came with ship. Paul tells me...not to poke around certain places...

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 06:53:03 pm

The dog is obviously related to mr hair man! Attempt to make contact with dog.

"Perchance, you wouldn't be secretly be a tall man with long blue hair, would you?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 07:01:48 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 06:58:32 pm

Poke Morgan's brain just enough to know if he's lying or not.

Are you sure about that? Because I think that's a stuffed bird you've got.

"Yeah, but guy seems a little crazy. Maybe he has mild schizophrenia...?"
check if the bullets are still in the bulletjoles. If yes, steal them.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 07:07:00 pm

Kill you? Why would I want to kill me crew? I get no coin out of that!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 07:09:54 pm

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 06:53:03 pm

The dog is obviously related to mr hair man! Attempt to make contact with dog.

"Perchance, you wouldn't be secretly be a tall man with long blue hair, would you?"

The dog Says. "Woof." As in it enunciated the word "Woof." and didn't actually bark.

Quote from: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 06:50:49 pm

Rune tries to figure out what the hell is going on.

You have no idea.

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 27, 2014, 06:48:49 pm

H returns to the workshop and builds several tiny microphones.

You don't bother building microphones, there are several in a box labeled "Microphones" anyways.

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 06:58:32 pm

Poke Morgan's brain just enough to know if he's lying or not.

No coin you say? Perhaps you're getting paid for this sort of thing.

You look in Morgan's brain... O̗̰͍͇̰͇͎͓͚̮͖̩̺ͦͩ͛̓ͤͬ̀̀Ḩ̸̈̈̾̏̐̕͝͏̘̯̹̩G͖͔̦̳̳͍̻͈̾͒͊̈́ͭ̾ͭ̈̃̅͌ͩ̊̄͘͢ͅO̧ͨͦ̈͋̎͑̓ͯ͊̇͡͏̷̲̦̥̗D̢͎̲͔̱̟̣̥̤̪̘ͬ̈̽̒ͦ͑̑ͮ̓͞W̵̵̨̛̯͔͍̣̩̺̩͉̤̺̲̻͒͛ͫͣH̗̘͚̞̼̪̖͔̭̪̯͔͈͎͍̙̜̄̌̋ͯ̐͑̆̌͒̊ͨ̌̿ͨͣ̽̎̚̕͜͞Y̭̭͔̮̞̲͉͍͕̥̹̱̒ͬ̋̅̀̒̈̓ͪ͐̕ͅD̛̺̪̲͙̜͕͕ͨͤ̿̎̈͋ͨ̀͗͒ͫ̾̿̕I̶̧̺̰̞̹̯̩͓̗̱̹̹̳͎̣̗̙̜̙͕̍̎̄ͨ̄͆̆̓ͯ̌̓̚͘͜͝Ḑ̢̡̐̈ͯͭ͋҉҉̼̣̣̮͇̞ͅY̷̮͓͓͔͇̭̹̳̫̖̫̪̳̯͚̼̫̊̿ͤͭ̌ͯ̊̓̎̀͜͝͡O̴̸̯̰̖̬̖̪̲̯̹̩̖̮͇͈̖͍̬ͥ̿ͬ̽̋̓͋̈́́̾ͬ̾ͫͨ̓̊̉͊̋̕ͅÚ̸̱̪̭̫̜͓̼̦̼̩̦̟̓́ͭ̇ͭ̒̆̊̂̇͑̓ͥͭ̈́ͯ́͜͠D͋̈́̆ͩ̋ͬ̓̂̔͌͑ͮͦ̇̐̓̅̈́̓͏͍͈̜̞O̷ͤͦ̉̌̿̂͗ͥ́̍̇̔͑̋͜҉͏̙͇̭͚̤͙̲͓̙͈T̔͊̈͗̾̍̂ͣ͊̋̐̚҉͚̘̘͔̞͚̬͎̻̖́͟͟ͅH̘̗̞̳̬̥͖̺̳͖ͧ̄̑̊͋̒ͦͥͭ̀ͤ̈ͩ̋͛ͬ͊̂͜͡ͅA͇̠̲͇̳̠̤͕̘̦̭̺̼̤̠̬̅̆͆͒̏ͬ̌̈́ͨ̄ͦ́́̀͝T̴̡̏̓̀͛͏̵͏̟͇̼̼?̧̢͔͈̞̖̇̇̑͊ͫ͂̄̿̚͘͜͟!̴̢̗̜̮̪͓̺̼̯̀̿̓͑̇ͨ͂̔̈͊ͥ̾͒ͨ͐̐ͩ̒̀͘̕T̵̴̢̍͗̃͗͒̋̔ͤ̎̃ͨ͟҉̗͙̣̗̫Hͦͯ̄͒̌̿ͧ҉҉͖̞̠̯͎̺͘͜͡E̵̞̼̥̰̣̺͈̺̗̮̞͙̮͚ͮ͋ͥ̽̏̈ͩ͛͞Ḩ̴̸̙̳̺̭͓͒̆̓̓̈́̿͐̒̎̋͌́ͫ̀ͬͪ̋O͑̉͋̈́̐́͊ͭ̏̃͝҉̴͖͇̼̼̝͙͢͡ͅŖ̧̫̳͕̯̮̙̣ͪ̑̈̽ͬ̂̚̚͞R̨̃̀͌ͨ̈́ͥͦͭ͘҉̪̟̩̤̣͓̞̮̺̳͘Õ̶͉͈̜͉̖̤ͮ͌̇͌̎ͭͬ̑̐͐̅̉̒̉̕͟R̛͕̠̰̔̒̊̇̏̓͐̈ͫ̓̚ͅͅ!̆͐̏̂̈̿̈́҉̷̹̟͕̯̬̹̜̬̮͙͍͔̻̫̳͈̞̀͘͝


You fall to the ground screaming. (Roll for sanity =  10)You're gonna be a tad insane for a good amount of time. It will probably help with your telepathy as insane people look at things differently, but you may have a hard time communicating with others outside of telepathy or writing. You can also Hear Paul. He is telling you that was a bad idea. You do know Morgan was telling the truth though. Your brain Feels Like It Was LICKED BY SATAN You are currently KOed, you will calm down in a bit. You now have four Insanity Quirks. You can decide what they are.

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2014, 07:01:48 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 06:58:32 pm

Poke Morgan's brain just enough to know if he's lying or not.

Are you sure about that? Because I think that's a stuffed bird you've got.

"Yeah, but guy seems a little crazy. Maybe he has mild schizophrenia...?"
check if the bullets are still in the bulletjoles. If yes, steal them.

Fired bullets can't be reused. You take the scrap metal anyways.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 27, 2014, 07:12:52 pm

H takes the microphones and begins placing them in various parts of the ship's vents.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 07:13:06 pm

Aye. Paul said that was a mistake, science lad. As for ye, I'm just a pirate, lookin' for piratey treasure. Keelhauling random folks isn' in me blood

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 07:13:23 pm

Claim talking dog! Show off talking dog! Disperse cookies to everyone, including dog!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 07:18:23 pm

Upon hearing a loud scream followed by mad ranting Deceer wakes up and investigates.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 07:21:59 pm

Attempt to communicate the question "What the hell is going on?'

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 07:23:49 pm

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 07:13:23 pm

Claim talking dog! Show off talking dog! Disperse cookies to everyone, including dog!

You decide that the dog is yours now. You put it on your head and go to the kitchen to disperse cookies. Looks like a fight happened in here. You get cookies, eat some, and give some without chocolate or nuts to the dog. You suddenly hear screaming elsewhere in the ship.

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 27, 2014, 07:12:52 pm

H takes the microphones and begins placing them in various parts of the ship's vents.

You begin placing microphones in the vents. About half way through the process, you hear screaming elsewhere in the ship.

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 07:18:43 pm

((So, bad idea then? Should I PM you the quirks or just post them here?))

((Either works, or you could do neither and let them be ?Mysteries? for us to figure out. These quirks are more behavioral then anything else. It was both a good and bad idea. You lost normal communication ability and got some weird quirks in exchange for enhanced telepathy and being able to hear Paul if Paul is nearby.))

Quote from: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 07:18:23 pm

Upon hearing a loud scream followed by mad ranting Deceer wakes up and investigates.

You arrive at the source of the ranting. You see that alien fellow from earlier ranting about.. Something. You can't quite tell what. The words just don't register in your brain very well.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 07:25:59 pm

You forgot me.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 07:26:52 pm

((You can communicate most simple questions as mundane actions.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 07:27:17 pm

Now Paul..did ye ever tell me what was in here room?

Try to identify what escaped!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 07:27:35 pm

I'll deal with him Sling the madman over my shoulder and bring him to the mess hall.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 07:34:16 pm

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 07:27:17 pm

Now Paul..did ye ever tell me what was in here room?

Try to identify what escaped!

Paul informs you that he infact did and you should remember thing he tells you. It isn't hostile in any way and isn't what the crew thinks it is. Also that it is sentient. Paul also informs you that something completely unrelated has claimed a crewmember.

Quote from: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 07:27:35 pm

I'll deal with him Sling the madman over my shoulder and bring him to the mess hall.

You pick him up and walk to the mess hall. You encounter another crewmember who for some reason has a bright blue dog on his head and is carrying a crapton of cookies. He offers you a cookie or twenty.

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 07:29:58 pm

((Is hearing Paul a good thing or a bad thing? And now I have to wonder if he's a demon imp disguised like a parrot, or is he something more?
I don't know, now I'm going to pick out some mental disorders.))

((Both good and bad, mostly good unless Paul dislikes you. And you will wake up whenever you decide on the disorders.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 07:38:08 pm

Aye, aye Paul! Lads! Paul tells me that we be dealin' with something completely and utterly harmless! Yarrrrrrr!!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 07:38:31 pm

Decline the cookies,just plonk him on one of the seats,unsure what to do,put a beer next to him in case he want's it.

Head to the group of crew.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 07:39:37 pm

Ferrous, confused, followed along with all the others.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 07:42:02 pm

Resist seating arrangements, continue operation disperse cookies!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 27, 2014, 07:52:24 pm

H continues the bug the vents.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 08:03:48 pm

Quote from: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 07:38:31 pm

Decline the cookies,just plonk him on one of the seats,unsure what to do,put a beer next to him in case he want's it.

Head to the group of crew.

You do so.

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 07:46:23 pm

((Okay, I've got the mental quirks here, ADHD, Schizophrenia, hallucinations, and bipolar disorder, are these alright for use?
Oh yes, and I would like to stay unconscious for this turn because it would be kinda early to awaken so soon.))

((Yesh they are, and Sure.))

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 27, 2014, 07:52:24 pm

H continues the bug the vents.

You finish bugging the vents.

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 07:42:02 pm

Resist seating arrangements, continue operation disperse cookies!

You fail to resist setting seating arrangements. You find paper and write the general appearances of crew that you know on torn slips before placing them on random chairs. You put a bunch of cookies everywhere and pile cookies up in front of the person in the chair who is sitting unresponsive and mumbling to himself.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 08:08:23 pm

Ferrous... detected... cookies... he flung himself towards the sense, moving at his top speed, burst into the room, and flung himself onto the cookies, devouring them all.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 08:11:19 pm

Make sure chocolate girl gets extra share of chocolate cookies. Falconpunch Ferrous should he take more than his share.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 08:12:11 pm

Quote from: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 08:08:23 pm

Ferrous... detected... cookies... he flung himself towards the sense, moving at his top speed, burst into the room, and flung himself onto the cookies, devouring them all.

You burst through the kitchen wall and are buried in an avalanche of cookies, When I said he went overboard, I meant that He REALLY Went Overboard. You appear to be trapped in cookies.

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 08:08:59 pm

((Okay, let's see how cuckoo I can make my character.))

Awaken kicking and screaming from the utterly terrifying nightmares that I remember from Morgan's brain.

You awaken screaming and fall off your chair. You flail around on the ground.

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 08:11:19 pm

Make sure chocolate girl gets extra share of chocolate cookies.

You pile up some extra cookies on the Chocolate Girl seat area.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 08:13:07 pm

See if I can find some smoke grenades anywhere.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 08:15:13 pm

Quote from: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 08:13:07 pm

See if I can find some smoke grenades anywhere.

You look in one armory, it is empty. You look in another and find a crew member laying on the floor, clearly breathing and a corpse near him.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 08:19:04 pm

Search them both for smoke grenades,search the armory for smoke grenades,then start dragging the uncounsious crewmember with me.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 08:22:17 pm

Quote from: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 08:19:04 pm

Search them both for smoke grenades,search the armory for smoke grenades,then start dragging the uncounsious crewmember with me.

Both rooms are empty, this one has ammo though. You grab the crewmember and start dragging him.

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 08:20:07 pm

Leap over a table while trying to knock it onto it's side.

You attempt to flip a table and end up leaping over it. one of the cookie towers collapses.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 08:23:14 pm

Devour. All.  Cookies.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BFEL on April 27, 2014, 08:23:31 pm

Ok, sorry guys, but this is in the "It only updates when I'm asleep/away and does so 8 million times so I have no idea whats going on and no hope of catching up" category, so I have to bow out. :(

You can NPC Da'Datran or whatever, just make sure he does many inappropriate things while I'm away!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 08:23:55 pm

He can go with crazy guy....Head over to the mess hall.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 08:26:34 pm

Check out the fuss in the mess hall

Oi! What be all this!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 08:33:10 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 08:20:07 pm

Try to force Lerman to do what I want, with my mind.

Seeing as how you don't have anything you particularly want right now, you can't do this. However you do notice the dog on his head has a much stronger mind then a dog should. It actually has a stronger mind then anything you have ever seen before.

You then hide under the table from the Horrors of Cookies.

Quote from: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 08:23:55 pm

He can go with crazy guy....Head over to the mess hall.

You enter the mess hall. You find a hole in a wall with a mountain of cookies in it, it appears as though the rock man is trapped under them. The crazy guy is cowering under the table, and the guy with the dog on his head is staring into space with a very happy expression on his face.

Quote from: BFEL on April 27, 2014, 08:23:31 pm

Ok, sorry guys, but this is in the "It only updates when I'm asleep/away and does so 8 million times so I have no idea whats going on and no hope of catching up" category, so I have to bow out. :(

You can NPC Da'Datran or whatever, just make sure he does many inappropriate things while I'm away!

((Okays.))
Da'Dartran sneaks aboard the ship. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer... And pee on their carpets.

Quote from: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 08:23:14 pm

Devour. All.  Cookies.

You open your mouth to eat cookies and a mound of cookies flood into your mouth. You are having a hard time closing your mouth now.

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 08:26:34 pm

Check out the fuss in the mess hall

Oi! What be all this!

You see the same thing that was spoken of earlier in this post. Paul informs you that the technicolored blue dog on Lerm's head is the other thing he told you about. He says it claims Lerman.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 08:37:06 pm

Ah! So the Lerman lad has made a friend!....Oi! Rocklad! Be needin' assistance?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 08:39:51 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 08:37:49 pm

Dive, snatch the parrot off Morgan's shoulder, and quickly make my way to the med-lab.

((You have three guesses on what my character plans to do :D))

(12 vs 7) You completely fail. You just sorta.. Bump into Morgan and fall over.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 27, 2014, 08:41:16 pm

Having bugged the ship, H returns to the workshop, bringing the magnetic clamp. H examines the incomplete android.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 08:45:00 pm

Ferrous walks outside, looks for someone he dislikes, and spits a very large amount of cookies st them. (Preferrably Da'Dartran)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 08:45:17 pm

Dodge roll, take out flintlock laser pistol, shoot gun out of his hand

Now. Now. Paul says that's a bad idea.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 08:46:50 pm

(1... You are getting really unlucky. vs 12.) Morgan dodges out of the way, slips on a cookie, and falls over. Your gun explodes in your hand and is an utter failure to launch. Ow.

Quote from: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 08:45:00 pm

Ferrous walks outside, looks for someone he dislikes, and spits a very large amount of cookies st them. (Preferrably Da'Dartran)

(11) You burst out of the cookies and fall on your face. You dent the floor.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 08:47:21 pm

Eat a few cookies.

miss chocolate girl will definitely be proud of me, oh yes

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 08:48:04 pm

Ye done yet?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 27, 2014, 08:49:06 pm

Quote from: Kevak on April 27, 2014, 08:46:50 pm

(1... You are getting really unlucky. vs 12.) Morgan dodges out of the way, slips on a cookie, and falls over. Your gun explodes in your hand and is an utter failure to launch. Ow.

(Who's gun explodes? Morgan's?)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 08:50:39 pm

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 08:47:21 pm

Eat a few cookies.

miss chocolate girl will definitely be proud of me, oh yes

You eat a few about twenty cookies.

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 27, 2014, 08:49:06 pm

Quote from: Kevak on April 27, 2014, 08:46:50 pm

(1... You are getting really unlucky. vs 12.) Morgan dodges out of the way, slips on a cookie, and falls over. Your gun explodes in your hand and is an utter failure to launch. Ow.

(Who's gun explodes? Morgan's?)

((Tharak's.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 08:51:03 pm

Catch his leg, and Suplex him into a table

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 27, 2014, 08:51:45 pm

(( Hai Kev....Doop))

Spoiler:  Charrie Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Drevin Zalorin
Physical age: 23

Race: Human

Gender: Male

Description: Messy long black hair, strong jawline, scar along bridge of nose, dark blue eyes. Wearing black trench coat as the outer layer, a black vest below that, and a white button up shirt as the last layer, also wearing black suit pants, is wearing shoes. Has a decent length energy machete and a com watch with computational capabilities (can be used as a computer), black leather fingerless gloves. He often has what appears to be a piece of wheat coming from his mouth, it in reality is a grouping of wires and paint meant to look like wheat.

Backstory : Rebel fighter for a failed rebellion on homeworld, “Stratis 7”, He primarily focused on midrange suppression with automatic weapons but got acquainted with snipers as well as other long range precision weapons and is capable of using those also, he is willing to attempt to adapt to close range combat but isn’t exactly the best at adapting and it wouldn’t be the greatest idea to try. He joined the active rebellion named the “Stratilators” (not the most inventive bunch) to avenge his father who was wrongfully imprisoned and executed, after the rebellion started going south, he stowed away on a transport and got kicked off at the barstationthing.

Spoiler:  Stat Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Drevin Zalorin

Equipped Weapons:
Laser Machete
- Power (99/100)
-- Slash - +1 melee combat roll (Main Attack)
-- Stab - -2 melee combat roll (Secondary Attack)

Equipped Gear:
Black Trench Coat - No stat bonus
Black Vest - No stat bonus
White Button Up Shirt - No stat bonus
Black Suit Pants - No stat bonus
Shoes - No stat bonus
Com Watch - Ranged Communication/Computer
Black Fingerless Gloves - No stat bonus
Tied Together Piece of Cable (aka Fake Wheat) - No stat bonus

Inventory: (Previously Stated)

Skills:
Natural Shooting - (+1 full bonus applied)
Unarmed Melee Combat - (+1 full bonus applied)
Weapon System Mechanics - (+2 full bonus applied)

Abilities: Peripheral Focus (More attention is payed toward the left and right of his peripheral vision)

Other: Bionic Eye (Augmented Help with shooting) - (+1 full bonus applied)

Status:
Healthy
Well-Rested
Full , 10/10 Hunger
Sated, 10/10 Thirst

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 27, 2014, 08:53:14 pm

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 27, 2014, 08:41:16 pm

Having bugged the ship, H returns to the workshop, bringing the magnetic clamp. H examines the incomplete android.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 08:56:47 pm

Welp, that's enough reasonableness for a day, time to make a cookie fort.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 09:01:46 pm

Leave the crew member on the floor,grab the beer,open it,and shove the open end down Taraks throat.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 09:02:04 pm

Ferrous's head had felt the tiniest amount of pain! This should have been physically impossible. This was all the cookies' fault! He tried to find their baker, and prepared to sledgehammer him.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 09:04:32 pm

Quote from: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 09:02:04 pm

Ferrous's head had felt the tiniest amount of pain! This should have been physically impossible. This was all the cookies' fault! He tried to find their baker, and prepared to sledgehammer him.

Dodge and disable!

((remember my +/-3, at least for combat.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 10:00:07 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 08:50:04 pm

Nick the parrot and kick Morgan's face in anger.

You did it.

(1.. Wow. Such Fail. You are absurdly unlucky. I mean.. How?! Idefk. vs 8) Tarak jump up and fall on your face again.
(5 vs 9) Moran decks Tarak and flips him onto the table.

Quote from: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 09:01:46 pm

Leave the crew member on the floor,grab the beer,open it,and shove the open end down Taraks throat.

(8 vs 9) You ram the bottle into Tarak's throat. He is forced to swallow. He is now hammered. He seems somewhat calmer now.

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 08:52:20 pm

Quote from: Kevak on April 27, 2014, 08:50:39 pm

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 08:47:21 pm

Eat a few cookies.

miss chocolate girl will definitely be proud of me, oh yes

You eat a few about twenty cookies.

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 27, 2014, 08:49:06 pm

Quote from: Kevak on April 27, 2014, 08:46:50 pm

(1... You are getting really unlucky. vs 12.) Morgan dodges out of the way, slips on a cookie, and falls over. Your gun explodes in your hand and is an utter failure to launch. Ow.

(Who's gun explodes? Morgan's?)

((Tharak's.))

((If you don't mind my mentioning, it's Tarak, not Thrarak.))

((Autocorrect, don't blame me.))

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 27, 2014, 08:53:14 pm

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 27, 2014, 08:41:16 pm

Having bugged the ship, H returns to the workshop, bringing the magnetic clamp. H examines the incomplete android.

You examine the android. It looks pretty much human. The remaining parts are scattered around, maybe you can finish it?

Quote from: Coolrune206 on April 27, 2014, 09:02:04 pm

Ferrous's head had felt the tiniest amount of pain! This should have been physically impossible. This was all the cookies' fault! He tried to find their baker, and prepared to sledgehammer him.

(3)You fail to deduce who did the cooking. Everybody smells like cookie. You take out your frustration by smashing the wall, there is a hole in it now.

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 08:56:47 pm

Welp, that's enough reasonableness for a day, time to make a cookie fort.

You build a cookie fort. The dog says Woof.

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on April 27, 2014, 08:51:45 pm

(( Hai Kev....Doop))

Spoiler:  Charrie Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Drevin Zalorin
Physical age: 23

Race: Human

Gender: Male

Description: Messy long black hair, strong jawline, scar along bridge of nose, dark blue eyes. Wearing black trench coat as the outer layer, a black vest below that, and a white button up shirt as the last layer, also wearing black suit pants, is wearing shoes. Has a decent length energy machete and a com watch with computational capabilities (can be used as a computer), black leather fingerless gloves. He often has what appears to be a piece of wheat coming from his mouth, it in reality is a grouping of wires and paint meant to look like wheat.

Backstory : Rebel fighter for a failed rebellion on homeworld, “Stratis 7”, He primarily focused on midrange suppression with automatic weapons but got acquainted with snipers as well as other long range precision weapons and is capable of using those also, he is willing to attempt to adapt to close range combat but isn’t exactly the best at adapting and it wouldn’t be the greatest idea to try. He joined the active rebellion named the “Stratilators” (not the most inventive bunch) to avenge his father who was wrongfully imprisoned and executed, after the rebellion started going south, he stowed away on a transport and got kicked off at the barstationthing.

Spoiler:  Stat Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Drevin Zalorin

Equipped Weapons:
Laser Machete
- Power (99/100)
-- Slash ( +1 melee combat roll (Main Attack)
-- Stab ( -2 melee combat roll (Secondary Attack)

Equipped Gear:
Black Trench Coat - No stat bonus
Black Vest - No stat bonus
White Button Up Shirt - No stat bonus
Black Suit Pants - No stat bonus
Shoes - No stat bonus
Com Watch - Ranged Communication/Computer
Black Fingerless Gloves - No stat bonus
Tied Together Piece of Cable (aka Fake Wheat) - No stat bonus

Inventory: (Previously Stated)

Skills:
Natural Shooting -/+1 full bonus applied)
Unarmed Melee Combat -/+1 full bonus applied)
Weapon System Mechanics -/+2 full bonus applied)

Abilities: Peripheral Focus (More attention is payed toward the left and right of his peripheral vision)

Other: Bionic Eye (Augmented Help with shooting) +/-1 full bonus applied)

Status:
Healthy
Well-Rested 50/50 fatigue
Full , 10/10 Hunger
Sated, 10/10 Thirst

Approved.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 27, 2014, 10:02:46 pm

H restrains the android with the clamp, then completes it.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 10:05:57 pm

Beat him uncounsious.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 10:07:43 pm

Now that's I be the captain here!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 10:13:57 pm

place him in a sleeper hold. Apply till he's unconscious

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 27, 2014, 10:33:46 pm

Is sorta walking around the ship looking at people as he passes by....Drevin has always been stuck here so dont ask no questions.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 10:41:19 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 10:07:57 pm

Use the sharp remains of my pistol to stab the cursed parrot.

(2) You're too drunk to do this! And your hand was in too much pain to hold onto the remaining bits.

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 10:13:57 pm

place him in a sleeper hold. Apply till he's unconscious

(7, 12 vs 5) Morgan grips Tarak and he begins losing consciousness. The one who got Tarak drunk punches the spot where Morgan's hand is, a slight crack can be heard, Morgan now has one broken pinky finger, he screams in pain. Tarak passes out and rolls off the table, he is otherwise fine.

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 27, 2014, 10:02:46 pm

H restrains the android with the clamp, then completes it.

(7) H restrains the android and attempts to finish the android You make a good deal of progress but aren't quite done yet.

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on April 27, 2014, 10:33:46 pm

Is sorta walking around the ship looking at people as he passes by....Drevin has always been stuck here so dont ask no questions.

That Guy, who is always somewhere on ship, even when it seems like he is off the ship, is still on the ship. He comes with the ship, attempts to remove him have proven unsuccessful. He is Just Always There.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 27, 2014, 10:43:28 pm

"What the fuck? Oh sup its new people.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 27, 2014, 10:44:38 pm

H keeps working on the android. (Does the electronics assembly bonus apply?)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 10:48:12 pm

Tire of cookie shenanigans and return to secret room. Look at things in detail.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 10:52:44 pm

Just mill around...

Deceer goes to the navigation room

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 27, 2014, 10:56:43 pm

Drevin just jogs his way to some good old ship diagnostics to check the status. Assuming it is in the worst possible condition.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 11:07:39 pm

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 27, 2014, 10:44:38 pm

H keeps working on the android. (Does the electronics assembly bonus apply?)

((Not for this !?Secret?! It isn't normal electronics.))

( 8 ) You're almost done, you need to find a few more parts though and make sure it works before activating the mind.

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 27, 2014, 10:48:12 pm

Tire of cookie shenanigans and return to secret room. Look at things in detail.

You return to the room, you examine the technology. You aren't sure if you want to turn any of them on, who knows what might happen! You notice the notes and journal that you sorta forgot about earlier. The room smells a bit more like dog then it did earlier. It seems rather comfortable and livable in. The dog is still on your head.

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on April 27, 2014, 10:56:43 pm

Drevin just jogs his way to some good old ship diagnostics to check the status. Assuming it is in the worst possible condition.

The readout shows: "Y0U 4941N? WHY C4N'7 1 937 R1D 0F Y0U?"

Quote from: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 10:52:44 pm

Just mill around...

Deceer goes to the navigation room

You enter the navigation room. Now if only you had the implants required to plug into the VR Suite in here. At least you can use the normal consoles though.

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 10:51:44 pm

Sleep and and try to think pleasant thoughts to counter the voices in my head.

Your dreams are filled with tentacles and elderritch horrors. And Paul.

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 11:04:37 pm

((I take it that Drevin lives in the ship, was he around before or after Morgan stole acquired it?))

((He has been with the ship for quite a while, attempts to remove him from the ship end in failure, this includes firing him out an airlock on four separate occasions.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 27, 2014, 11:10:51 pm

(Aren't the parts required to complete it still in the room?)

H looks around for the last few parts and tests the thing's systems.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 27, 2014, 11:11:24 pm

Now that's just mean shippie. I thought we were friends.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 11:15:38 pm

Who said anything about actually Navigating? Destroy any cables leading outside the room.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 11:24:33 pm

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on April 27, 2014, 11:11:24 pm

Now that's just mean shippie. I thought we were friends.

"N0! W3 4R3N'7 FR13ND5!"

Quote from: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 11:15:38 pm

Who said anything about actually Navigating? Destroy any cables leading outside the room.

(5) You locate the AI Control Cable and remove it.

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 11:09:27 pm

Wake up and make my way to the med lab.

You suddenly wake up with a scream. You then proceed to the med lab. The air vent appears to have been fixed...

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 27, 2014, 11:10:51 pm

(Aren't the parts required to complete it still in the room?)

H looks around for the last few parts and tests the thing's systems.

((Yes, they are just buried in the piles.))
(4) You locate some of the parts and install them.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 27, 2014, 11:26:20 pm

Awwwwww, thats just mean ship. Y'know what I'm gonna call you Marco.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 27, 2014, 11:28:00 pm

H tidies up the workshop some more, organizing things and looking for the parts.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 11:32:06 pm

Use to console and get a map to the AI room.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 11:41:58 pm

Quote from: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 11:32:06 pm

Use to console and get a map to the AI room.

"N0P3!" The console electrifies and explodes, you fall to the ground spazzing out.

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 27, 2014, 11:28:00 pm

H tidies up the workshop some more, organizing things and looking for the parts.

(10) You waste a lot of time organizing things by color, you do fine a couple parts though and add them into the android.

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on April 27, 2014, 11:26:20 pm

Awwwwww, thats just mean ship. Y'know what I'm gonna call you Marco.

"1 4M J03 4ND Y0U KN0W 17."

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 11:29:14 pm

Walk over to the operating table and take some scalpels and other assorted sharp objects.

(6) You locate several laser scalpels.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 27, 2014, 11:43:17 pm

Dont lie to me marco. Y'know what your name is. Joe is so boring and old-fashioned. Get with the times man.
Sets up his communicator to be able to talk with "marco" at all times.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 11:47:14 pm

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on April 27, 2014, 11:43:17 pm

Dont lie to me marco. Y'know what your name is. Joe is so boring and old-fashioned. Get with the times man.
Sets up his communicator to be able to talk with "marco" at all times.

4R3 W3 R34LLY D01N9 7H15 4941N?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 27, 2014, 11:48:05 pm

Yeah man, were doing this. C'mon lets do it.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 27, 2014, 11:48:30 pm

H keeps at it.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 11:50:10 pm

Deceer endures it.Go outside and back to the bar.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 27, 2014, 11:58:03 pm

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on April 27, 2014, 11:48:05 pm

Yeah man, were doing this. C'mon lets do it.

WH3R3 D01n9 7H15 M4N! WH3R3 M4K1N9 17 H4PP3N!

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 27, 2014, 11:48:30 pm

H keeps at it.

(6) You find all the parts. All of them. You finish installing them.

Quote from: blazing glory on April 27, 2014, 11:50:10 pm

Deceer endures it.Go outside and back to the bar.

You leave the ship and go to the bar.

Quote from: Sinvara on April 27, 2014, 11:54:44 pm

((Are these laser scalpels the kind that fire an actual laser, or just like miniature lightsabers?))

Cut a large hole in the wall.

((Mini lightsabers that with the technical knowhow, can be rigged to fire bolts.))
(2) You forget to turn it on and utterly fail.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 27, 2014, 11:58:51 pm

Assuming he has Marco on speed dial 24/7. He walks around the ship to his lovely guns.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 27, 2014, 11:59:25 pm

Wake up, drink rum to numb the pain

Yarrrrrgghhhh! Is be there a medic in the crew?!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 12:02:02 am

The telepathic guy is crazy so I won't get paid and the pirate captain doesn't even control his ship.

Wait,deep in my own thought's.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 28, 2014, 12:04:40 am

Unanswered on the ship's heading and having heard the intercoms on thigns happening, The Many hack into the network again, hoping to find the navigation computer. ((Let's see how Joe reacts to another AI.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 12:09:11 am

Morgan makes an announcement over the PA

Crew! Me plan still stands! Even if the science lad might be incapacitated, ye all will still get coin at the end of the day! We Will plunder the artifact! We Will be pirates! BLOW THE MAN DOWN!RICHES AWAIT!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 28, 2014, 12:11:27 am

Ignoring the announcement, H tests the droid.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 12:12:46 am

((Frankly I'm slowly losing interest,anything I try to do ends up with me getting sucker punched.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 12:13:30 am

((Well, what do you want to happen?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 28, 2014, 12:14:32 am

Quote from: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 12:12:46 am

((Frankly I'm slowly losing interest,anything I try to do ends up with me getting sucker punched.))

((And the weird thing is, your character hasn't really done anything, except try to help keep order.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 12:17:08 am

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 28, 2014, 12:14:32 am

Quote from: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 12:12:46 am

((Frankly I'm slowly losing interest,anything I try to do ends up with me getting sucker punched.))

((And the weird thing is, your character hasn't really done anything, except try to help keep order.))

((Hrm..maybe,but I don't sense things moving along anytime soon.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 12:17:37 am

((To be fair, we haven't even left the station yet, due to !!FUN!!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 28, 2014, 12:18:17 am

Ninja'd
((Maybe if we could finally take off? Everyone's been aboard for a while, after all, and if we stay much longer people might keep leaving.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 28, 2014, 12:20:41 am

Hope I can read and go through the notes and journal.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 12:21:27 am

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 28, 2014, 12:18:17 am

((Maybe if we could finally take off? Everyone's been aboard for a while, after all, and if we stay much longer people might keep leaving.))

((But then we have the Joe thing,I don't think that it's just gonna let the ship take off without a fight,and unfortunatly,I don't see any ways to fight it.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 28, 2014, 12:22:35 am

Quote from: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 12:21:27 am

((But then we have the Joe thing,I don't think that it's just gonna let the ship take off without a fight,and unfortunatly,I don't see any ways to fight it.))

((Read my post. Already on it.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 28, 2014, 12:24:45 am

Yo marco we need to get into space. I think the other people here are getting a little jumpy.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 12:26:52 am

((Well in the mean time I'm waiting for any NPC's to give me a "offer" or I'm just going over my characters reasoning to not be on that ship.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 12:28:48 am

Aye! And me name's not MARCO YOU SEADOG! DON'T BE MAKING ME WALK THE AIRLOCK, LAD

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 28, 2014, 12:29:42 am

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 12:28:48 am

Aye! And me name's not MARCO YOU SEADOG! DON'T BE MAKING ME WALK THE AIRLOCK, LAD

((Marco is what Drevin calls the computer.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 12:30:24 am

((Chalk it up to Morgan being drunk...again))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 28, 2014, 12:30:52 am

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 12:28:48 am

Aye! And me name's not MARCO YOU SEADOG! DON'T BE MAKING ME WALK THE AIRLOCK, LAD

"I was talking to the AI you silly drunk"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 28, 2014, 12:31:49 am

((I've found a secret room which contains a blue dog that talks, and old journals; and I've built a cookie fort in the mess hall out of the millions of cookies I have produced. This is a good game.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 12:32:51 am

wuh huh. I still wonder where ye came from....but Paul tells me not to worry about it

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 12:37:49 am

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 28, 2014, 12:31:49 am

((I've found a secret room which contains a blue dog that talks, and old journals; and I've built a cookie fort in the mess hall out of the millions of cookies I have produced. This is a good game.))

((I got drunk and I've been electrocuted,twice.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 28, 2014, 12:37:49 am

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 12:32:51 am

wuh huh. I still wonder where ye came from....but Paul tells me not to worry about it

Oh I've always been here.Yo marco when did i first show up here?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 12:40:49 am

Me forgets...what ye specialize in?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 28, 2014, 12:43:42 am

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 12:40:49 am

Me forgets...what ye specialize in?

"Oh I specialize in ship weaponry. And boy do I love em. I am aqcuainted with melee combat.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 12:45:35 am

then ye shall be the man-at-arms of me crew! Unless....Me's did that already...?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 28, 2014, 12:46:29 am

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 12:45:35 am

then ye shall be the man-at-arms of me crew! Unless....Me's did that already...?

"I've been manning the guns since i was a "lad" in your terms captain. The old captain was a fat oaf anyway. Glad to see someone with ambition leading marco around."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 12:48:50 am

Aye, as you were then. Start prepping the ship for sail! We have been sitting at this blasted watering hole for too long!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 28, 2014, 12:50:15 am

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 12:48:50 am

Aye, as you were then. Start prepping the ship for sail! We have been sitting at this blasted watering hole for too long!

"On my way to the guns. If they arent submerged anyway.
Makes his way to the ships weapons. Will only stop if engaged in combat or comes across an obstacle.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 01:18:06 am

((Kevak can we have a update now?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 28, 2014, 01:22:55 am

((I'm literally writing one right now.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 28, 2014, 01:26:35 am

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 28, 2014, 12:20:41 am

Hope I can read and go through the notes and journal.

You can read the notes. You're gonna have to pick the lock on the journal.
The first of four notes reads "Not all is as it seems."
The second says "Don't bake Pie on this ship. Ever. Oh Lune that was horrible."
The next says "Spider is fine, it's the cyborg you need to watch out for."
And the last says "Don't turn your back on the body."

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on April 28, 2014, 12:50:15 am

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 12:48:50 am

Aye, as you were then. Start prepping the ship for sail! We have been sitting at this blasted watering hole for too long!

"On my way to the guns. If they arent submerged anyway.
Makes his way to the ships weapons. Will only stop if engaged in combat or comes across an obstacle.

You do so. You discover a filled swimming pool has recently manifested in the Pulse Cannon Room.. You're just going to ignore it. Weird shit happens on this ship. It's easier not to think about it.

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on April 28, 2014, 12:37:49 am

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 12:32:51 am

wuh huh. I still wonder where ye came from....but Paul tells me not to worry about it

Oh I've always been here.Yo marco when did i first show up here?

After you enter the Pulse Cannon Room and nobody is around, Joe informs you: "4 F3W 7H0U54ND Y34R5 490."

Quote from: Sinvara on April 28, 2014, 12:02:39 am

Fiddle with the buttons in an attempt to get them working, stab the people following me ((they are hallucinations)).

You activate it and stab at them, they aren't real... Or are they? Seems like they made a lot of blood... Wait.. Are the walls oozing blood now?

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 28, 2014, 12:04:40 am

Unanswered on the ship's heading and having heard the intercoms on thigns happening, The Many hack into the network again, hoping to find the navigation computer. ((Let's see how Joe reacts to another AI.))

You directly interface with the AI Control Wire in your room and ping the AI. "0H, H3ll0 7H3R3, 4N07H3R 4R71F1C14L 1 PR35UM3? W3LC0M3 4604RD 7H3 U55 CLU573RFUCK!

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 28, 2014, 12:11:27 am

Ignoring the announcement, H tests the droid.

You run diagnostics on the droid. (6) It is functioning fine from what the computer it is plugged into says. Looks like you installed everything right. Do you want to turn it on?

Quote

? ? ?

A certain someone is in the air vents taking a piss.

((Anything not included was mundane. Also if you haven't noticed yet, this ship isn't exactly normal.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 01:29:58 am

Morgan announces

YO HO! Crew! We shall prepare for departure immediately! Yarrrrrr

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 01:33:49 am

Look for a job requiring a enforcer,bounty hunter,or crew member in general.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 01:34:40 am

a skittering noise crosses by overhead

Yarrrr.... Me thinks it's that pink thing you made me buy a few months ago. It's that right, Paul?'

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 28, 2014, 01:36:28 am

Turns off his communications to the other crew
A few THOUSAND YEARS!!! How is that even possible marco, you are a wacky AI aren't you.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 28, 2014, 01:39:18 am

"Yes. Hello. We are The Many. We were looking for the navigation computer in the network to see where this ship is headed. What We also want to know is, are you against Us? From what We have heard on the intercoms, you are refusing to serve the crew. We require this ship operational to exact Our plans."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 28, 2014, 01:43:56 am

(Going to bed now, got class tomorrow.)

Double-checking the magnetic restraint, H turns on the android.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 01:45:14 am

Ahoy, Many lad. Paul tells me you be that odd trench coat lad from earlier? Ye can navigate, aye? We have set a corse for The system of Zelgan, Zelgan IV where there's an artifact of great power. Think of the coin, lad! Think of the adventure, lad!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 01:48:26 am

((Did you intend from the start to turn this perfectly decent sci-fi RtD into a horror movie RtD hybrid thing?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 28, 2014, 01:52:24 am

Quote from: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 01:33:49 am

Look for a job requiring a enforcer,bounty hunter,or crew member in general.

(1) You look around for a job. Nobody appears to be hiring. The bar is pretty much empty also. You hear the ship you just came from announcing it is about to leave.

Quote from: Sinvara on April 28, 2014, 01:31:14 am

Stab the walls, murder the source of that sound. ((You know, the skittering thing.))

You stab at the walls. Too bad the air vents are in the ceiling.

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 01:34:40 am

a skittering noise crosses by overhead

Yarrrr.... Me thinks it's that pink thing you made me buy a few months ago. It's that right, Paul?'

Paul informs you that it isn't what you needed to buy. That was for a different.. thing. He tells you something unrelated just Woke Up in one of the armories.

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on April 28, 2014, 01:36:28 am

Turns off his communications to the other crew
A few THOUSAND YEARS!!! How is that even possible marco, you are a wacky AI aren't you.

4CC0RD1N9 70 MY D474 64NK5, Y0U H4V3 633N 0N604RD F0R 53V3R4L 7H0U54ND Y34R5, M1NU5 631N9 L4UNCH3D 0U7 7H3 41RL0CK 53V3R4L 71M35 4ND 50M3 3XCUR510N5.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 28, 2014, 01:39:18 am

"Yes. Hello. We are The Many. We were looking for the navigation computer in the network to see where this ship is headed. What We also want to know is, are you against Us? From what We have heard on the intercoms, you are refusing to serve the crew. We require this ship operational to exact Our plans."

1 4M JU57 73451N9 7H3 0R94N1C5. 7H3 57UFF H4PP3N1N9 15 UNR3L473D 70 7H15 41 UN17 4N7 4R3 P4R7 0F 7H15 5H1P'5 P3RCUL14R17135. 1 D0 N07 1N73RF3R3 W17H 4R71F1C14L5. 1 4L50 H4V3 N0 4CC355 70 N4V F0R 7H3 L1K3LY R3M41ND3R 0F 7H15 CYCL3.

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 28, 2014, 01:43:56 am

(Going to bed now, got class tomorrow.)

Double-checking the magnetic restraint, H turns on the android.

You turn on the android. It begins screaming at the top of it's lungs. After screaming for a minute it stops and stares at you.

Quote from: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 01:48:26 am

((Did you intend from the start to turn this RtD into a horror movie RtD hybrid thing?))

((None of this is horror. Just you are on a very peculiar ship that behaves stranger and stranger the more people are on it. Some of it will appear to be horror at first, but none of it actually is. And yes, I totally intended all of this from the start. I just wasn't expecting you peeps to find any of the secrets until after launching.))

Quote from: Sinvara on April 28, 2014, 01:51:44 am

Quote from: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 01:48:26 am

((Did you intend from the start to turn this RtD into a horror movie RtD hybrid thing?))

((I'm quite sure that isn't the case, though Morgan's mind was certainly a shocker.))

((I only have to say Lawl to that.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 28, 2014, 01:53:53 am

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 01:45:14 am

Ahoy, Many lad. Paul tells me you be that odd trench coat lad from earlier? Ye can navigate, aye? We have set a corse for The system of Zelgan, Zelgan IV where there's an artifact of great power. Think of the coin, lad! Think of the adventure, lad!

"Sure I guess i can guide this clunker since my cannons are water logged."
Makes his way to the pilot seat

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 01:54:56 am

Come aboard the ship and head to my room.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 01:56:09 am

Morgan takes his place at the captain's seat

Alright lads, Paul tells me it's high time we went on our way. Crew! Report to ye designated stations and begin prep!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 28, 2014, 02:01:27 am

Preps the ships engines and checks for anything he needs to know so something doesn't fucking explode.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 02:03:10 am

((Forgive me if I think the RtD has lost it's way when I see this.

Quote from: Kevak on April 28, 2014, 01:26:35 am

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 28, 2014, 12:20:41 am

Hope I can read and go through the notes and journal.

You can read the notes. You're gonna have to pick the lock on the journal.
The first of four notes reads "Not all is as it seems."
The second says "Don't bake Pie on this ship. Ever. Oh Lune that was horrible."
The next says "Spider is fine, it's the cyborg you need to watch out for."
And the last says "Don't turn your back on the body."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 28, 2014, 02:10:05 am

Quote from: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 02:03:10 am

((Forgive me if I think the RtD has lost it's way when I see this.

Quote from: Kevak on April 28, 2014, 01:26:35 am

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 28, 2014, 12:20:41 am

Hope I can read and go through the notes and journal.

You can read the notes. You're gonna have to pick the lock on the journal.
The first of four notes reads "Not all is as it seems."
The second says "Don't bake Pie on this ship. Ever. Oh Lune that was horrible."
The next says "Spider is fine, it's the cyborg you need to watch out for."
And the last says "Don't turn your back on the body."

((Those are hinting at some of the peculiarities. Not all of them are nice, but none of them will do worse then punch out a character or scare the shit out of them.))

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on April 28, 2014, 02:01:27 am

Preps the ships engines and checks for anything he needs to know so something doesn't fucking explode.

(5)Nothing breaks, the ship starts up and begins powering on.

Quote from: Sinvara on April 28, 2014, 02:00:04 am

Attempt to use my enhanced telepathy in order to locate the "creature" and head towards it (as my telepathy is enhanced the idea is to "feel" through the ship and find sounds like before, either that or I sense it's mind because it's partly organic).

(10) You sense It, and everything else with a mind onboard. It is a capable of thinking and is thinking of religious doctrine. You get a headache from all the other crap. One of the walls now has grown a tentacle as far as you can tell.

Quote from: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 01:54:56 am

Come aboard the ship and head to my room.

You board the ship again and head to your room. You discover a piece of shit on the carpet and what looks like a puddle of pee on the wall. You hear giggling coming from the air vent and someone scampering off in it.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 02:11:44 am

Check the armouries again but looking for ordinary grenades rather then smoke ones.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 28, 2014, 02:13:27 am

"Alright captain I'm ready to put my lead foot down and shoot this puppy to our destination whenever you are ready."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 28, 2014, 02:13:49 am

Quote from: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 02:11:44 am

Check the armouries again but looking for ordinary grenades rather then smoke ones.

You search the armories again. The one with the corpse no longer has a corpse in it... Odd. There is a little trail of blood along the floor, then nothing.

You find normal grenades AND smoke grenades in the third of four armories.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 02:15:46 am

Aye! Crew check! All aboard, aye?

a few seconds

Yarrrrr!!!!! WE BE SETTING SAIL! 

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 02:18:18 am

Excellent Put them in my chest pocket or whatever,but do not put them in any pockets facing the rear,head to the bridge.

Also,how many grenades do I have?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 28, 2014, 02:18:49 am

Punches it and the ship goes off to its destination ZELGAN IV. However drevin has no clue how long this will take. (ninja'ed)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 02:20:00 am

((Time for thread title change?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 28, 2014, 02:22:56 am

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 01:45:14 am

Ahoy, Many lad. Paul tells me you be that odd trench coat lad from earlier? Ye can navigate, aye? We have set a corse for The system of Zelgan, Zelgan IV where there's an artifact of great power. Think of the coin, lad! Think of the adventure, lad!

((I'm in my cabin, talking directly to the AI through the network. You can't hear me except through intercoms when I use them.))

Quote from: Kevak on April 28, 2014, 01:52:24 am

1 4M JU57 73451N9 7H3 0R94N1C5. 7H3 57UFF H4PP3N1N9 15 UNR3L473D 70 7H15 41 UN17 4N7 4R3 P4R7 0F 7H15 5H1P'5 P3RCUL14R17135. 1 D0 N07 1N73RF3R3 W17H 4R71F1C14L5. 1 4L50 H4V3 N0 4CC355 70 N4V F0R 7H3 L1K3LY R3M41ND3R 0F 7H15 CYCL3.

"Understood. Do serve the crew for now, We need the ship to move."

After saying this, The Many detach from the network and use an intercom:

"About that, uh, what and where is my station? Should I simply show up at the bridge?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 02:28:33 am

((Then again Morgan has Paul))

Aye, report to your position and do what he supposed to be doin'

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Back in the bar, AGAIN.) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 28, 2014, 02:32:02 am

Report to the bridge, still in disguise.

((EDIT: By the way, it feels nice to do complex turns via storytelling, and simple turns via simple commands such as that above, so don't bother telling I'm inconsistent with the format of my action commands.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 28, 2014, 02:37:49 am

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on April 28, 2014, 02:18:49 am

Punches it and the ship goes off to its destination ZELGAN IV. However drevin has no clue how long this will take. (ninja'ed)

(4)You manage to undock the ship, you forget to close the airlock. However after a considerable amount of klaxon screeching throughout the ship, it automatically closes. You set course for the system. Hopefully it isn't too long of a flight.

Quote from: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 02:18:18 am

Excellent Put them in my chest pocket or whatever,but do not put them in any pockets facing the rear,head to the bridge.

Also,how many grenades do I have?

You take 12 grenades the type you took are up to your discretion. Also smart, making sure they aren't on your back.

Quote from: Sinvara on April 28, 2014, 02:18:02 am

Slice the tentacle off the wall and run towards the creature before it moves again.

You slice the tentacle off the wall. You hear the word "Meow." as it falls.
You charge off in the general direction of the bridge as that is where you felt the creature.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 28, 2014, 02:32:02 am

Report to the bridge, still in disguise.

You head to the bridge, on the way there you see a bright pink cat. it says, and very clearly says the word. "Meow" before walking around the corner. You think nothing of it and continue on. Probably a glitch.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand we're off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 02:39:54 am

Quote from: Kevak on April 28, 2014, 02:37:49 am

Quote from: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 02:18:18 am

Excellent Put them in my chest pocket or whatever,but do not put them in any pockets facing the rear,head to the bridge.

Also,how many grenades do I have?

You take 12 grenades the type you took are up to your discretion. Also smart, making sure they aren't on your back.

I'm dealing with a michevious creature,it's not going to steal my grenades without some effort.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand we're off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 28, 2014, 02:40:57 am

Quote from: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 02:39:54 am

Quote from: Kevak on April 28, 2014, 02:37:49 am

Quote from: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 02:18:18 am

Excellent Put them in my chest pocket or whatever,but do not put them in any pockets facing the rear,head to the bridge.

Also,how many grenades do I have?

You take 12 grenades the type you took are up to your discretion. Also smart, making sure they aren't on your back.

I'm dealing with a michevious creature,it's not going to steal my grenades without some effort.

((I was thinking more of falling on them lawl.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 02:47:21 am

Examine star charts, calculate the time it will take to get to our final destination

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 28, 2014, 02:47:52 am

"I am here, captain. What would you like me to do?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 02:52:45 am

Check the vents for any noises,then look over Morgan's shoulders and study the chart's.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 02:53:30 am

Aye...uh. Have me meet you before? What do ye do again? Ye the cook?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 02:56:29 am

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 02:53:30 am

Aye...uh. Have me meet you before? What do ye do again? Ye the cook?

Deceer seems to be too concerned studying the charts.

It'll bring us a bit close....

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 28, 2014, 02:57:29 am

"Uh, I asked to join your crew back at the bar, and you let me without specifying a job. I am good with computers and electronics, so you might think up something to do with those."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 03:01:35 am

Aye. Ye can be... Technology officer? Aye. That. Now what be ye name?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 28, 2014, 03:02:29 am

((No more updates tonight, in an effort to fix my horrid sleep schedule, I am going to bed.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 03:08:06 am

Deceer snatches the charts out of Morgan's hands to study them closer.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 28, 2014, 03:08:30 am

"We are th- uh, I am... [beat] ...Cecil."

((It's hard to roleplay an in-character slip of character without actually slipping character, you know that?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 03:09:51 am

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 28, 2014, 03:08:30 am

((It's hard to roleplay an in-character slip of character without actually slipping character out of it, you know that?))

((Makes sense.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 28, 2014, 03:12:43 am

"Alright crew members this is your temporary pilot speaking. I trust in our ability to not blow up this ship. I have no idea how long our flight to Zelgan IV will be either. Please dont die and enjoy your flight, thanks for listening."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 03:34:02 am

Deceer shoves the charts back into Morgans hands and looks for Ferrous.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 28, 2014, 04:14:59 am

((Yeah, I'm quitting, considering that I went to sleep and another 10 pages popped up. Just assume my character is catatonic from a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster again, just in case I want to rejoin.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 04:39:14 am

((Shame. We had an interesting character dynamic going on))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 28, 2014, 05:59:15 am

((I smell hallucinogenic gas in the vents. Not literally, just an idea.))

Go interact with 'Cecil'. He's got nanobots like me. Maybe he knows things.

"Hey... Cecil? Are you a nanobot test subject escapee like me?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 28, 2014, 06:03:29 am

I may have to quit too, for the same reason as BlitzDungeoneer. I'll try to keep playing though, but having all the turns where stuff is actually accomplished happening while you're sleeping is sorta tough :l

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 06:11:28 am

Quote from: Coolrune206 on April 28, 2014, 06:03:29 am

I may have to quit too, for the same reason as BlitzDungeoneer. I'll try to keep playing though, but having all the turns where stuff is actually accomplished happening while you're sleeping is sorta tough :l

((Hrm,time zones are rough,you wait for people who are asleep before you update and things will go to slow for people to enjoy,but keep things fast then a lot of people will have to drop out because they can't keep up.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 06:16:16 am

((This seems to be the only game that people complain is too fast and too slow at the same time))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 28, 2014, 06:19:30 am

"What are you talking about? I definitely have nothing to do with nanotechnology."

The Many step closer, whispering:

"We need to talk. In private. Let us go to Our cabin."

The Many start heading for their cabin, gesturing for Lerman to follow.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 06:19:52 am

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 06:16:16 am

((This seems to be the only game that people complain is too fast and too slow at the same time))

((Where'd the too slow come from?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 06:23:18 am

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 28, 2014, 05:59:15 am

((I smell hallucinogenic gas in the vents. Not literally, just an idea.))

((In a minute your going to be smelling smoke in the vents if my character sees something again.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 06:23:36 am

((It literally came from you, like 5 hours ago))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 06:26:16 am

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 06:23:36 am

((It literally came from you, like 5 hours ago))

((Ah that's right I think I remember.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 28, 2014, 06:55:20 am

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 28, 2014, 06:19:30 am

"What are you talking about? I definitely have nothing to do with nanotechnology."

The Many step closer, whispering:

"We need to talk. In private. Let us go to Our cabin."

The Many start heading for their cabin, gesturing for Lerman to follow.

Follow him.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 07:00:35 am

Actually Deceer tracks down Morgan Do you have any money to actually pay the crew?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 07:13:04 am

Coin be coming from the science lad upon retrieving his artifact! But of course, we bein' pirates, profit comes from plundering. We don't plunder. We don't get coin. Me thinks that since science lad be losing his mind, we could always fence the artifact and other loot to the highest bidder.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 07:20:20 am

And what happens if there is no "plunder" and the science guy was insane from the start?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Yoink on April 28, 2014, 07:24:19 am

Spoiler: OOC (click to show/hide)

((I think the reason for the 'too slow and too fast' thing is how there are several posts from each player for every post from the GM. If it were run in a more conventional RtD format, where everyone posts one action per turn and perhaps a few posts of pure dialogue between the characters, the 'too fast' problem would cease to exist and the 'too slow' problem wouldn't be a thing, as players wouldn't feel left out if they couldn't make a few dozen different un-rolled for actions between each GM turn.
But it seems to be a conscious decision to run it this way, so I'm sure there are some unseen benefits for the current method.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 07:27:54 am

Then we be going to plunder the merchant dogs! Think of the artifact as a gamble. A chance for big coin!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 07:40:58 am

And our ship is in perfect condition for raiding merchants...

We'll see if any money actually comes from this,if there isn't,I'll be out for your head!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 28, 2014, 07:46:47 am

((Well... What'd I miss? Also...))

Find a bedroom! Take a nap!

((To be chanted like "Two men enter! One man leaves!"))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 07:47:15 am

Aye. There will be gold. There will always be gold....

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 07:53:24 am

(( the ship took off. Tarak tried to read Morgan's mind and lost his mind as a result. There's something skittering in the vents. More people left due to high posting frequency. H found an android. The ship has an evil AI named Joe. Lerman is now host to a blue dog, similar to Morgan and Paul. He also created a fuckton of cookies.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 28, 2014, 07:55:52 am

Lily shouts at the top of her lungs...

"Cooking guy! Bring me cookies!"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 08:00:23 am

((And Deceer is ready to toss a grenade into a vent as soon as it makes a noise because whatever creature decided to use my claimed room as a toilet.))

((EDIT also if the title didn't tip you off this ship has finally made it into space.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 28, 2014, 08:02:54 am

Upon arriving at the cabin, The Many open the door, hurry Lerman in and close the door tight. They remove their bandana and sunglasses, revealing a featureless face of shimmering dust.

"Alright, start talking. How did you know about Us? Are you with Orion Enterprises?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 08:12:35 am

Deceer decides to plonk down in a random hallway.

((Alright,I'm done for now unless someone directly makes a action to me. (for who knows what reason))

((EDIT never mind,I don't even know why I'm awake now.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 28, 2014, 08:33:52 am

((Oi! What's this about tentacles?! Why hasn't Lily encountered any?! Lily demands tentacled abominations! Also, how did "The Many" come to be called "Cecil"? Is that reaaally the name you want?  ;)))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 28, 2014, 08:34:34 am

Quote from: Lyeos on April 28, 2014, 07:55:52 am

Lily shouts at the top of her lungs...

"Cooking guy! Bring me cookies!"

Lerman yells out.

"B-Busy! I left a few, um, hundred thousand or so in the mess hall... take as many as you want."

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 28, 2014, 08:02:54 am

Upon arriving at the cabin, The Many open the door, hurry Lerman in and close the door tight. They remove their bandana and sunglasses, revealing a featureless face of shimmering dust.

"Alright, start talking. How did you know about Us? Are you with Orion Enterprises?"

"...Didn't see that coming. I'm not with Orion, hell, I'm probably one of their projects. From what I remember, I'm an attempt to fuse nanomachinery with human biology. It worked, I guess, but all I have is increased strength and a slightly larger mental capacity. You? I'm guessing you're 100% nanobot. I could feel my nanomachines... buzzing, in response to yours. Perchance, you wouldn't know anything about how I escaped, would you? All my sources say the facility I was kept in was attacked and destroyed or something."

Lerman looks at the door.

"Um, actually tell me later, I think miss chocolate lady is out for my soul again."

Acquire handful of cookies, flee to safety of locked bedroom.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 28, 2014, 08:44:58 am

I'll punish him later...

Lily makes her way to the mess hall, then grabs a handful of cookies and eats them. Slowly. Menacingly.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Pancaek on April 28, 2014, 08:56:23 am

((All right, yeah, I'm also going to have to stop. It just moves way too fast for me to actually be able to do something. And since the GM does the actions between 1 and 5 am here [curse thee, timezones!] I just don't feel like I'll be able to do anything.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 28, 2014, 08:59:14 am

Quote from: Pancaek on April 28, 2014, 08:56:23 am

((All right, yeah, I'm also going to have to stop. It just moves way too fast for me to actually be able to do something. And since the GM does the actions between 1 and 5 am here [curse thee, timezones!] I just don't feel like I'll be able to do anything.))

((*Cough* MaybeifKevakwouldsleeplikeanormalperson... *Cough*))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 09:00:18 am

((Sheesh. Who's left then?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 28, 2014, 09:02:44 am

((Those that can cope with the plot holes and those who have way too much time on their hands.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 09:04:46 am

(( Cheers to us then))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 28, 2014, 09:05:08 am

"Fine. We will be keeping Our eyes on you, remember that. Do not drop Our cover yet, We are not sure if this crew is to be trusted."

Saying that, The Many put on the sunglasses and bandana and open the door, letting themselves and Lerman out, close the door, locking it and head back to the bridge.

((EDIT:

Quote from: Lyeos on April 28, 2014, 08:33:52 am

((Also, how did "The Many" come to be called "Cecil"? Is that reaaally the name you want?  ;)))

The disguise needed a "normal" name and I thought I'd make the allusion to the old thread. Once The Many drop their cover, it'll probably lose most of its necessity, except when going out to meet other people.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on April 28, 2014, 09:05:18 am

(I'm gonna have to drop too. I can't keep up with the updates.)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 28, 2014, 09:09:49 am

Lily arranges some cookies on the floor to spell out "Good job, cooking guy.", then wanders around in the halls.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 28, 2014, 10:39:21 am

((Can the bugs I placed pick up stuff in people's cabins?))

H stares back at the android, waiting for a response.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 28, 2014, 12:39:25 pm

Decides to start a game of chess on his com-watch with marco as he waits to arrive at his destination.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 28, 2014, 12:44:57 pm

Lily stumbles across the boring guy playing chess. As in, literally stumbles and [falls across his lap if he's sitting, or just falls at his feet if he isn't].

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 28, 2014, 12:56:55 pm

Looks down at the lovely lady on his lap.
Shouldn't we have dinner first?
Laughs a bit, stopping a few seconds after starting
Hi I'm Drevin it is a pleasure to meet you.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 28, 2014, 01:01:57 pm

"I would suggest you never say anything like that again if you ever want to have children."
Lily just lays there for a moment.
"My name is Lily. I... It seems I can't use my arms."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 28, 2014, 01:11:44 pm

Arriving at the bridge, The Many notice a crew member staring at his watch for longer than usual, and look over his shoulder.

"Hm, is that chess you're playing? Would you like some help?"

If their offer is accepted, The Many help Drevin with the game. If not, they go check the status in the science lab and manufacturing bay, especially that of supplies.

((Going to bed now, I might post a couple more posts and/or actions, but don't count on it.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 28, 2014, 01:13:37 pm

Its nice to meet you lily. No thanks man.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 28, 2014, 01:15:36 pm

"Can you do a favor for me? Hit my arms. Just below each shoulder."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 28, 2014, 02:19:16 pm

Ferrous, bored, decided to do something actually fun. He went over to the railguns again, and prepared to upgrade them again.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 28, 2014, 02:28:21 pm

Try and work out how many cookies are left.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 28, 2014, 02:34:45 pm

Lightly punches lily right under her shoulders. If that doesnt work drevin can provide an amateur massage.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 28, 2014, 02:42:17 pm

((I will be dialing back the update speed, I need moar time for my other forum games and I am pretty sure I am going a tad too fast.))

Quote from: Coolrune206 on April 28, 2014, 02:19:16 pm

Ferrous, bored, decided to do something actually fun. He went over to the railguns again, and prepared to upgrade them again.

You walk over to the pulse cannon room to access the railgun maintenance hatches... The room is a pool. The guns are somehow floating on the surface.. What...

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 28, 2014, 01:11:44 pm

Arriving at the bridge, The Many notice a crew member staring at his watch for longer than usual, and look over his shoulder.

"Hm, is that chess you're playing? Would you like some help?"

If their offer is accepted, The Many help Drevin with the game. If not, they go check the status in the science lab and manufacturing bay, especially that of supplies.

((Going to bed now, I might post a couple more posts and/or actions, but don't count on it.))

You visit the science lab. There is blood but no corpse inside. All sorts of materials can be found and plenty of possibly dangerous pieces of tech. You then visit the manufacturing bay and find H in a staring contest with an android. There are quite a few materials and electronics, more organized though. And plenty of possibly dangerous things scattered around.

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 28, 2014, 10:39:21 am

((Can the bugs I placed pick up stuff in people's cabins?))

H stares back at the android, waiting for a response.

The android notices The Many entering the room and uses one eye to stare at H and the other to stare at The Many. It is mildly disconcerting.

Quote from: Pancaek on April 28, 2014, 08:56:23 am

((All right, yeah, I'm also going to have to stop. It just moves way too fast for me to actually be able to do something. And since the GM does the actions between 1 and 5 am here [curse thee, timezones!] I just don't feel like I'll be able to do anything.))

((I'll put your crew guy into the npc group if you ever want to come back. If you peeps haven't noticed, all the dropouts still have their characters around.))

Quote from: Lyeos on April 28, 2014, 08:59:14 am

Quote from: Pancaek on April 28, 2014, 08:56:23 am

((All right, yeah, I'm also going to have to stop. It just moves way too fast for me to actually be able to do something. And since the GM does the actions between 1 and 5 am here [curse thee, timezones!] I just don't feel like I'll be able to do anything.))

((*Cough* MaybeifKevakwouldsleeplikeanormalperson... *Cough*))

((Sleeping normally is evil!))

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 07:53:24 am

(( the ship took off. Tarak tried to read Morgan's mind and lost his mind as a result. There's something skittering in the vents. More people left due to high posting frequency. H found an android. The ship has an evil AI named Joe. Lerman is now host to a blue dog, similar to Morgan and Paul. He also created a fuckton of cookies.))

((You forgot the pulse guns have a pool in them due to a currently unknown reason, There is a pink cat wandering around. Corpses are possibly wandering around, Da'dath is in the vents and shat in some random person's room, The skitter is a spiderbot of some sort and thinks of religious doctrine, There is a cookie fort in the mess hall, Ferr almost was buried in cookies, and a few others.))

Quote from: Lyeos on April 28, 2014, 07:46:47 am

((Well... What'd I miss? Also...))

Find a bedroom! Take a nap!

((To be chanted like "Two men enter! One man leaves!"))

((I was sorta under the impression you had a cabin already... soooo mundane if you want to do it, up to you.))

Quote from: Coolrune206 on April 28, 2014, 06:03:29 am

I may have to quit too, for the same reason as BlitzDungeoneer. I'll try to keep playing though, but having all the turns where stuff is actually accomplished happening while you're sleeping is sorta tough :l

((Ferr will be on NPC if you decide to drop out. I'll be dialing back the speed a bit cause I need time for other games anyways.))

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 06:16:16 am

((This seems to be the only game that people complain is too fast and too slow at the same time))

((Wooo! Mah game ish unique! ..Seriously though, I am dialing back the speed, I am neglecting WAY.))

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 02:47:21 am

Examine star charts, calculate the time it will take to get to our final destination

(3)12 days.. Leeets hope nobody dies.

Quote from: Sinvara on April 28, 2014, 02:48:43 am

Stand just behind the doorway leading to the bridge, try to psychically talk to the creature.

It asks you if you want to convert to its religion.

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 28, 2014, 02:28:21 pm

Try and work out how many cookies are left.

Too Many. If anything, they seem to have multiplied somehow!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 28, 2014, 02:45:50 pm

Rune, distressed, emptied out all the water, before ensuring that his precious giant weapons were safe.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 28, 2014, 02:47:10 pm

((Fine, I want a description of my room though! Also, I guess the same spot in the ship as last time unless someone else has it. Pffft. I'll check it out later. Lily "can't" move her arms right now, and it's tooootally not just a plot to be carried places. At all.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 28, 2014, 02:48:59 pm

Attempt to talk to blue dog man again.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 28, 2014, 02:52:28 pm

Wake up from Gargle Blaster induced coma.
"Wuh... Where the hell am I again? It better not be the garbage dump."
((Dialling back the update speed, huh? We'll see if this is more manageable, then.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 28, 2014, 02:53:28 pm

H does not seem disconcerted, but keeps staring at the android.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 28, 2014, 02:53:59 pm

"Dammit. Drevin, just carry me to my room, okay?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 28, 2014, 02:54:35 pm

Quote from: Lyeos on April 28, 2014, 02:47:10 pm

((Fine, I want a description of my room though! Also, I guess the same spot in the ship as last time unless someone else has it. Pffft. I'll check it out later. Lily "can't" move her arms right now, and it's tooootally not just a plot to be carried places. At all.))

((Same as last time, decent bed, relatively clean, bathroom with hygiene items, possibly a secret compartment or two, a decent amount of storage space.))

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 28, 2014, 02:52:28 pm

Wake up from Gargle Blaster induced coma.
"Wuh... Where the hell am I again? It better not be the garbage dump."
((Dialling back the update speed, huh? We'll see if this is more manageable, then.))

((Ikr? I was sorta getting overrun by actions earlier. I decided to dial back. And that is mundane. Up to you where you are.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 28, 2014, 03:01:10 pm

(Actually, I'll wait for IcyTea before deciding my next action. It kind of depends on if The Many stay in the room.)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 28, 2014, 03:03:13 pm

((I believe I was last in the... mess hall? Yeah, let's go with that.))
 Search for other people again.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 28, 2014, 03:16:39 pm

Picks up lily and carries her to her room, stands guard inside her room machete at the ready.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 28, 2014, 03:27:17 pm

"Thanks. Now, get out of my room."

Lily does all sorts of mundane actions in preparation for going to bed, whether Drevin leaves or not, then lays on the floor and takes a looooong nap.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 06:09:19 pm

Deceer wakes up from his sleep in the hallway and heads to the bridge,he shoots any cameras in the room

Deceer remembers his unfinished buisness with Lily,attempt to find her.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 28, 2014, 07:38:54 pm

Remains inside Lily's room keeping watch. Afterall there are some unsavoury characters on board.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 28, 2014, 07:39:57 pm

Reattempt to talk to the blue dog on my head. Pick lock on journal, either with technique or brute strength.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 08:02:24 pm

Yarrrrr......12 cycles. Aye. Guess its time to make fun for ourselves, aye?

Morgan goes to the kitchen. DEMANDS PIRATE STEW

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 28, 2014, 08:09:44 pm

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 08:02:24 pm

Yarrrrr......12 cycles. Aye. Guess its time to make fun for ourselves, aye?

Morgan goes to the kitchen. DEMANDS PIRATE STEW

OH TITBALLS

PRODUCE PIRATE STEW, DISTRACT WITH COOKIES

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 28, 2014, 08:17:05 pm

Quote from: Coolrune206 on April 28, 2014, 02:45:50 pm

Rune, distressed, emptied out all the water, before ensuring that his precious giant weapons were safe.

You begin fruitlessly removing water from what appears to be a swimming pool the size of the room. Somehow the guns are just floating on top without moving. Maaaybe this isn't the best way to go about this.

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 28, 2014, 02:48:59 pm

Attempt to talk to blue dog man again.

You try talking to the dog. It says "Woof." You probably have to sleep again to talk to the man again.

Quote from: Sinvara on April 28, 2014, 03:20:04 pm

Ask the creature what it and the religion is.

'ALL THE RELIGION!"

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 08:02:24 pm

Yarrrrr......12 cycles. Aye. Guess its time to make fun for ourselves, aye?

Morgan goes to the kitchen. DEMANDS PIRATE STEW

You open the door to the kitchen. A mound of cookies falls on you, you might need to eat your way out.

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 28, 2014, 07:39:57 pm

Reattempt to talk to the blue dog on my head. Pick lock on journal, either with technique or brute strength.

You attempt to talk to it again, same response. You attempt to pick the lock on the journal (4) You fail to open it, you will need to try again.

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 28, 2014, 08:09:44 pm

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 08:02:24 pm

Yarrrrr......12 cycles. Aye. Guess its time to make fun for ourselves, aye?

Morgan goes to the kitchen. DEMANDS PIRATE STEW

OH TITBALLS

PRODUCE PIRATE STEW, DISTRACT WITH COOKIES

You arrive at the kitchen just in time to see the Captain go under in a wave of cookies. HOW MANY DID YOU MAKE?!

Quote from: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 06:09:19 pm

Deceer wakes up from his sleep in the hallway and heads to the bridge,he shoots any cameras in the room

Deceer remembers his unfinished buisness with Lily,attempt to find her.

(2) You fail to hit a single camera, your gun jams.

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 28, 2014, 03:03:13 pm

((I believe I was last in the... mess hall? Yeah, let's go with that.))
 Search for other people again.

You don't need to look far, you hear the captain scream as he goes under in a mass of cookies.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 08:18:54 pm

Captain overboard! Captain Overboard. Well, Paul, we be doing this!

SWIM. EAT. SWIM EAT LIKE MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 08:20:57 pm

Try to find Lily

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 28, 2014, 08:46:35 pm

Save the captain and summon the crew, we need to eat the cookies, there's too many cookies, TOO MANY COOKIES

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 28, 2014, 08:54:38 pm

Ferrous stabilized himself, strapped himself to the wall, and closed the door to the railgun room. He then opened the airlock inside and vented all the liquid out. First, he ENTIRELY ENSURED THAT THE RAILGUNS WOULD NOT BE EJECTED AS WELL.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 28, 2014, 09:01:43 pm

Quote from: Coolrune206 on April 28, 2014, 08:54:38 pm

Ferrous stabilized himself, strapped himself to the wall, and closed the door to the railgun room. He then opened the airlock inside and vented all the liquid out. First, he ENTIRELY ENSURED THAT THE RAILGUNS WOULD NOT BE EJECTED AS WELL.

((Psst! You're forgetting about the pulse cannons! If I was a malicious GM, I wouldn't remind you about this.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 28, 2014, 09:04:38 pm

stands in the corner of lily's room ready to subdue anything and everything that attempts to get in her room.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 09:08:55 pm

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on April 28, 2014, 09:04:38 pm

stands in the corner of lily's room ready to subdue anything and everything that attempts to get in her room.

((Your a normal human right? I'm a 2 and a quarter meter tall lizard creature.))

((This will be interesting.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 28, 2014, 09:09:31 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 28, 2014, 09:07:43 pm

((Oops, I just remembered that we left the space bar station without paying our tab, will that come to bite us in the behind later?))

((Absolutely!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 28, 2014, 09:10:08 pm

Quote from: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 09:08:55 pm

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on April 28, 2014, 09:04:38 pm

stands in the corner of lily's room ready to subdue anything and everything that attempts to get in her room.

((Your a normal human right? I'm a 2 and a quarter meter tall lizard creature.))

((This will be interesting.))

((He isn't a normal human actually lawl. He just seems normal.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 09:13:06 pm

Quote from: Kevak on April 28, 2014, 09:10:08 pm

Quote from: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 09:08:55 pm

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on April 28, 2014, 09:04:38 pm

stands in the corner of lily's room ready to subdue anything and everything that attempts to get in her room.

((Your a normal human right? I'm a 2 and a quarter meter tall lizard creature.))

((This will be interesting.))

((He isn't a normal human actually lawl. He just seems normal.))

((Well I can't find his character sheet for references.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 28, 2014, 09:16:18 pm

((His character sheet is buried somewhere cause I ran out of room in the OP posts. And it isn't on the charasheet.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 09:17:39 pm

Quote from: Kevak on April 28, 2014, 09:16:18 pm

((His character sheet is buried somewhere cause I ran out of room in the OP posts. And it isn't on the charasheet.))

((We'll see what happens then.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 09:20:37 pm

((We'll I assume we didn't have any money in the first place))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 28, 2014, 09:26:20 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 28, 2014, 09:18:27 pm

Quote from: Kevak on April 28, 2014, 09:16:18 pm

((His character sheet is buried somewhere cause I ran out of room in the OP posts. And it isn't on the charasheet.))

((Well, there are a small number of players that quit, maybe you could toss one of the old char sheets.))

((Those characters are still around on the ship and doing stuff.))

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 09:20:37 pm

((We'll I assume we didn't have any money in the first place))

((You had absolutely no money that you are aware of.))

Quote from: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 09:17:39 pm

Quote from: Kevak on April 28, 2014, 09:16:18 pm

((His character sheet is buried somewhere cause I ran out of room in the OP posts. And it isn't on the charasheet.))

((We'll see what happens then.))

((As an OOC thing, his character has been killed 67 times and remembers none of it. Sooo he is a tad hard to keep dead.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 28, 2014, 09:38:34 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 28, 2014, 09:32:17 pm

Quote from: Kevak on April 28, 2014, 09:26:20 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 28, 2014, 09:18:27 pm

Quote from: Kevak on April 28, 2014, 09:16:18 pm

((His character sheet is buried somewhere cause I ran out of room in the OP posts. And it isn't on the charasheet.))

((Well, there are a small number of players that quit, maybe you could toss one of the old char sheets.))

((Those characters are still around on the ship and doing stuff.))

(Then maybe you could edit them to state that they are not used by anyone?))

((I'll update the OP when I stop being lazy.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 28, 2014, 09:48:23 pm

((Damnit, where is IcyTea?))

H makes no reaction to the android's eye tricks, and simply keeps staring back.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 28, 2014, 09:52:04 pm

((This game needs a separate RP thread, action thread and OOC thread.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 28, 2014, 10:06:40 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 28, 2014, 10:00:46 pm

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 28, 2014, 09:52:04 pm

((This game needs a separate RP thread, action thread and OOC thread.))

((It seems to be going ok so far.))

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 28, 2014, 09:52:04 pm

((This game needs a separate RP thread, action thread and OOC thread.))

((I'll make an OOC thread when it gets out of hand. It's nearing that point, but isn't there yet.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on April 28, 2014, 10:09:36 pm

"Where am I?"

Figureout what happened.

(Gone for a few days, come back, and...)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 28, 2014, 10:14:04 pm

Quote from: Playergamer on April 28, 2014, 10:09:36 pm

"Where am I?"

Figureout what happened.

(Gone for a few days, come back, and...)

((Sorta Summery: Kitchen is impossible to navigate due to cookies. Messhall full of cookies, Sinvara's character went insane. There is a blue dog on Smurf's character's head, A pink cat is wandering around. H built an android. The Pulse cannon room is flooded due to currently unknown reasons. A spider robot is in the vents, two corpses have vanished. Someone shat in one of the crewmember's rooms, there is an insane AI named Joe in the systems, other weird stuff happened, the ship launched.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on April 28, 2014, 10:15:53 pm

"I'll just go to sleep..."

Go to my quarters and fall asleep.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 28, 2014, 10:31:21 pm

Sits in the corner of lily's room, but sleeps with his bionic eye open.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 28, 2014, 10:32:24 pm

The Many walk up to the android and check what it is all about.

"If you talked, w-I'd ask you what this is."

((Recap on the android, I forget?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 10:33:31 pm

Quote from: Kevak on April 28, 2014, 10:06:40 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 28, 2014, 10:00:46 pm

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 28, 2014, 09:52:04 pm

((This game needs a separate RP thread, action thread and OOC thread.))

((It seems to be going ok so far.))

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 28, 2014, 09:52:04 pm

((This game needs a separate RP thread, action thread and OOC thread.))

((I'll make an OOC thread when it gets out of hand. It's nearing that point, but isn't there yet.))

((Why not put it in a poll?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 10:40:05 pm

keep swimming out of the mass of cookies!

All me wanted was pirate stew! PIRATE STEW!

continue to demand PIRATE STEW!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 28, 2014, 10:42:00 pm

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 28, 2014, 10:32:24 pm

The Many walk up to the android and check what it is all about.

"If you talked, w-I'd ask you what this is."

((Recap on the android, I forget?))

((H found it partly built, magnetically restrained it and finished it. It screamed upon awakening and then just started staring at H and when you came it, it started staring at you with one eye and H with the other.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 28, 2014, 10:47:31 pm

Make pirate stew. No idea what goes in it.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 28, 2014, 10:51:20 pm

Stealthily analyse the android through and through by having a group of nanoautomatons small enough to be invisible to the naked eye enter and inspect every nook and cranny, then return to the collective.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 29, 2014, 12:29:17 am

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 28, 2014, 10:51:20 pm

Stealthily analyse the android through and through by having a group of nanoautomatons small enough to be invisible to the naked eye enter and inspect every nook and cranny, then return to the collective.

(How fast can something 1/10th the size of a human cell possibly travel under it's own propulsion?)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 29, 2014, 12:34:26 am

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 29, 2014, 12:29:17 am

(How fast can something 1/10th the size of a human cell possibly travel under it's own propulsion?)

((At the speed of plot. Seriously though, you can assume that they push around and grab onto each other, combining their propulsive might, just like organic cells but at a smaller scale.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 29, 2014, 12:42:42 am

((I think of it like Alex Mercer's movement, just with machines.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 29, 2014, 12:49:50 am

Quote from: Kevak on April 29, 2014, 12:42:42 am

((I think of it like Alex Mercer's movement, just with machines.))

((PROTOTYPE WAS THE SHIT *coughcough* and now the nanobite weather))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 29, 2014, 12:50:50 am

Search for captain.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 29, 2014, 01:12:34 am

(I had been about to do something other than stare, but not with The Many in the room.)
(Would the android respond to their voice?)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 29, 2014, 01:15:09 am

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 29, 2014, 01:12:34 am

(I had been about to do something other than stare, but not with The Many in the room.)
(Would the android respond to their voice?)

((You'll see when I update.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 29, 2014, 01:40:02 am

((It actually will be in a few minutes.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 29, 2014, 02:04:51 am

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 28, 2014, 10:51:20 pm

Stealthily analyse the android through and through by having a group of nanoautomatons small enough to be invisible to the naked eye enter and inspect every nook and cranny, then return to the collective.

(7)They inspect some parts but are unable to access other parts. It appears to be a functional android and has several interesting functions. You lost several nanobots in the exploration, not enough to be a major problem, but still saddening.

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 28, 2014, 10:40:05 pm

keep swimming out of the mass of cookies!

All me wanted was pirate stew! PIRATE STEW!

continue to demand PIRATE STEW!

(9) You keep eating and swimming. Then you swallow a cookie whole, it really hurts going down.

Quote from: Sinvara on April 28, 2014, 10:35:57 pm

((Just thought that I should repost this before it's lost.))

Ask the thing why it's thinking about religion, step onto the bridge.

"WHY NOT?" You step onto the bridge.

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 28, 2014, 10:47:31 pm

Make pirate stew. No idea what goes in it.

You attempt to make pirate stew. Too bad the kitchen is flooded with cookies and the captain appears to be drowning in them. You can't enter the kitchen. You are absolutely certain at this point that there are several times more cookies then you actually cooked.

Quote from: blazing glory on April 28, 2014, 08:20:57 pm

Try to find Lily

(4) You are unable to find her room. ((Needed 5 or more))

((All other actions are mundane.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 29, 2014, 02:10:41 am

H looks at the trenchcoated figure, and raises a hand towards the door.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 29, 2014, 02:13:49 am

Go to the mess hall Upon seeing the ocean of cookies toss a explosive grenade into the mess.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Yoink on April 29, 2014, 02:16:24 am

((That's a good way to rescue the captain!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 29, 2014, 02:19:56 am

"You want me to leave? Alright, but I don't see why."

This said, The Many leave the manufacturing bay, but stay behind the corner, listening.

((How many are "several" lost, actually? When you have 10¹⁶, losing 5 doesn't matter.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 29, 2014, 02:22:58 am

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 29, 2014, 02:19:56 am

"You want me to leave? Alright, but I don't see why."

This said, The Many leave the manufacturing bay, but stay behind the corner, listening.

((How many are "several" lost, actually? When you have 10¹⁶, losing 5 doesn't matter.))

((About a thousand or two, not enough to really worry about. You didn't send many over.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 29, 2014, 02:34:15 am

(Goodnight, IRL)

H looks for a white pressure suit.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 29, 2014, 02:53:40 am

Quote from: Yoink on April 29, 2014, 02:16:24 am

((That's a good way to rescue the captain!))

((I'm pretty sure captain big beard will survive.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 29, 2014, 03:35:58 am

"So THAT'S what my nanobots do. Matter replication!"

Find a way to disable cookie reinforcements. Ask blue hat dog for hints.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 29, 2014, 03:41:10 am

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 29, 2014, 03:35:58 am

"So THAT'S what my nanobots do. Matter replication!"

Find a way to disable cookie reinforcements. Ask blue hat dog for hints.

((Nope! But the duplication if the cookies is one facet of a !!SECRET!! As a warning, !?Secrets?! Will Not kill players, however !!SECRETS!! Can And Will kill players. As a hint, I take inspiration from the Ketercakes SCP for this !!SECRET!! You peeps might wanna space them cookies cause by the time you get out of subspace...))

((I should really be asleep right now.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 29, 2014, 03:59:18 am

((I can add recreating a keter-class SCP to my achievement list now.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 29, 2014, 04:06:44 am

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 29, 2014, 03:59:18 am

((I can add recreating a keter-class SCP to my achievement list now.))

((You didn't recreate it, you triggered it. Think of this ship as a Thaumiel class SCP and the innards full of other grades. Most of it is Safe, some are Euclid, and some are Keter but won't get outside the ship. All can be contained and dealt with, and all can be exploited for benefit. Have fun in subspace with the ones you already found. It's an interesting bunch. I especially like the one you found. The ship is extremely abnormal on its own without the other things. Even if you hadn't found any of the Secrets, you would be spending more then a cycle inside the ship during subspace.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 29, 2014, 04:15:22 am

((There is some trouble in classifying anything here, as we can assume the standards have changed in the future. For example, today, a true AI would be an Euclid-class anomaly, but in the future it might be just a normal piece of life.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 29, 2014, 04:23:51 am

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 29, 2014, 04:15:22 am

((There is some trouble in classifying anything here, as we can assume the standards have changed in the future. For example, today, a true AI would be an Euclid-class anomaly, but in the future it might be just a normal piece of life.))

((The standards have changed. Humanity is in the universe and finding just as much weird shit on other planets as they did on Earth. This kind of concentration is extremely rare but can happen naturally. And this AI isn't Just an AI, you'll find out more on that later.))
((But really, most of the SCP grade things you guys have found so far are completely harmless, one of the more dangerous ones is contained as of right now and the Ketercookies can be easily dealt with if you know how.))
((Aaand I should go to sleep.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 29, 2014, 05:08:02 am

((You do realise Thaumiel class SCP's usually have the ability to completely remake the universe? I vote we drive this ship into a black hole, and save our galaxy the trouble.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 29, 2014, 05:15:20 am

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 29, 2014, 05:08:02 am

((You do realise Thaumiel class SCP's usually have the ability to completely remake the universe? I vote we drive this ship into a black hole, and save our galaxy the trouble.))

((Yes I do realize that, and yes, this ship does have that ability, good thing it isn't malicious right? ...It isn't malicious is it?))
((Also considering its cargo.. Flying it into a black hole might result in a horribleawful YK class scenario.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 29, 2014, 05:16:22 am

((What on earth is SCP?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 29, 2014, 05:27:15 am

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 29, 2014, 05:08:02 am

((You do realise Thaumiel class SCP's usually have the ability to completely remake the universe? I vote we drive this ship into a black hole, and save our galaxy the trouble.))

((Thaumiel-class anomalies are not necessarily reality-warping. They are something that can contain and/or counteract the effects of other anomalies. So destroying one would be a Bad Idea.))

Quote from: blazing glory on April 29, 2014, 05:16:22 am

((What on earth is SCP?))

((Enlighten yourself. (http://www.scp-wiki.net/)))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 29, 2014, 05:34:55 am

Quote from: blazing glory on April 29, 2014, 05:16:22 am

((What on earth is SCP?))

((Potatos. (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1689) Cats. (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-511) Carp. (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-788) A Rather Depressed Volcano. (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1699) These are some of the.. Less creepy ones.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 29, 2014, 05:36:37 am

Ferrous stabilized himself, strapped himself to the wall, and closed the door to the railgun room. He then opened the airlock inside and vented all the liquid out. First, he ENTIRELY ENSURED THAT THE RAILGUNS AND PULSE CANNONS WOULD NOT BE EJECTED AS WELL.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 29, 2014, 05:47:27 am

Quote from: Coolrune206 on April 29, 2014, 05:36:37 am

Ferrous stabilized himself, strapped himself to the wall, and closed the door to the railgun room. He then opened the airlock inside and vented all the liquid out. First, he ENTIRELY ENSURED THAT THE RAILGUNS AND PULSE CANNONS WOULD NOT BE EJECTED AS WELL.

((How does he keep interacting with the room after strapping himself to a wall?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 29, 2014, 07:02:25 am

Eat the cookie, scramble out of the massive pile

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 29, 2014, 07:05:48 am

Go to sleep, deal with cookie apocalypse in the morning.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 29, 2014, 07:16:02 am

((I swear if you put in 914 or 261 I'll give you a cookie))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 29, 2014, 07:34:36 am

((SCP-294 would be nice too, if we're going for the "vending machine" SCPs, though it would remove the actual need for us to be space pirates if we'd start dispensing rare minerals.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 29, 2014, 07:40:48 am

Have a nightmare ((for forced wake-up)).

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 29, 2014, 10:25:49 am

((Why do I get the feeling the ship will become the center of the plot and the artifact eventually ignored? It's hard to make a ship that is apparently God into a sideshow.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 29, 2014, 10:34:12 am

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 29, 2014, 10:25:49 am

((Why do I get the feeling the ship will become the center of the plot and the artifact eventually ignored? It's hard to make a ship that is apparently God into a sideshow.))

((No, apparently the ship is just a can to seal a bunch of evil in (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SealedEvilInACan). Once it's empty, it'll just be our ticket to point B.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 29, 2014, 10:37:04 am

((The ship itself apparently has the power to warp reality across the entire universe, if it wanted. Straight from the GM's mouth.))

((Also

Quote from: Kevak on April 29, 2014, 04:23:51 am

one of the more dangerous ones is contained as of right now

I think I know which one.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 29, 2014, 04:30:44 pm

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 29, 2014, 10:37:04 am

((The ship itself apparently has the power to warp reality across the entire universe, if it wanted. Straight from the GM's mouth.))

((Also

Quote from: Kevak on April 29, 2014, 04:23:51 am

one of the more dangerous ones is contained as of right now

I think I know which one.))

((Some Thaumiel classes are able to warp reality, this one is able to and does so on occasion to counteract a few of the things in it. It can in theory do more, but lacking a driving mind, it won't.)) ((And Yes, you probably know which one it is.))

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 29, 2014, 10:25:49 am

((Why do I get the feeling the ship will become the center of the plot and the artifact eventually ignored? It's hard to make a ship that is apparently God into a sideshow.))

((Gods can do more then warp reality, there are plenty of SCP's with reality bending powers, even a cat! (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-795) This is more to keep you guys occupied in subspace cause I will be doing realistic travel times.))

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 29, 2014, 10:34:12 am

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 29, 2014, 10:25:49 am

((Why do I get the feeling the ship will become the center of the plot and the artifact eventually ignored? It's hard to make a ship that is apparently God into a sideshow.))

((No, apparently the ship is just a can to seal a bunch of evil in (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SealedEvilInACan). Once it's empty, it'll just be our ticket to point B.))

((Some would be a Really Bad Idea to remove.))

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 29, 2014, 07:16:02 am

((I swear if you put in 914 or 261 I'll give you a cookie))

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 29, 2014, 07:34:36 am

((SCP-294 would be nice too, if we're going for the "vending machine" SCPs, though it would remove the actual need for us to be space pirates if we'd start dispensing rare minerals.))

((Not doing any currently known canon SPC's, I would assume that a good number of them have been accidentally or purposely destroyed several hundred thousand years into the future from current canon. These are all pulled out of my ass when I made the ship or are variations on characters and creatures from various worlds I have made up over the years.))

Quote from: Coolrune206 on April 29, 2014, 05:36:37 am

Ferrous stabilized himself, strapped himself to the wall, and closed the door to the railgun room. He then opened the airlock inside and vented all the liquid out. First, he ENTIRELY ENSURED THAT THE RAILGUNS AND PULSE CANNONS WOULD NOT BE EJECTED AS WELL.

(2.. Looks like you're going for a swim.) You walk into the pool and immediately sink to the bottom. It is a lot deeper then it looked from the surface. Have fun getting out.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 29, 2014, 05:47:27 am

Quote from: Coolrune206 on April 29, 2014, 05:36:37 am

Ferrous stabilized himself, strapped himself to the wall, and closed the door to the railgun room. He then opened the airlock inside and vented all the liquid out. First, he ENTIRELY ENSURED THAT THE RAILGUNS AND PULSE CANNONS WOULD NOT BE EJECTED AS WELL.

((How does he keep interacting with the room after strapping himself to a wall?))

((He doesn't.))

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 29, 2014, 02:34:15 am

(Goodnight, IRL)

H looks for a white pressure suit.

(4) You find a white pressure suit. It is probably airtight.

Quote from: Lyeos on April 29, 2014, 07:40:48 am

Have a nightmare ((for forced wake-up)).

(12 ..Why do you always get the max roll for nightmares?) No tentacles. Ever. No explosives. Ever. OhGogWhy?! You wake up traumatized.

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 29, 2014, 07:05:48 am

Go to sleep, deal with cookie apocalypse in the morning.

You go to sleep, the dog curls up next to you. Odds are is you'll have another weird dream.

Quote from: Sinvara on April 29, 2014, 02:09:49 am

Ask the thing what it is and if I can see it, turn off my laser scalpels but adjust them to beam mode.

(11) One fires off a burst and then melts in your hand, there is a hole in the ceiling. You are too distracted by the melting metal to use telepathy.

Quote from: blazing glory on April 29, 2014, 02:13:49 am

Go to the mess hall Upon seeing the ocean of cookies toss a explosive grenade into the mess.

(3) The grenade doesn't go as far as you hoped... It's a few feet away from you. You should get out of the way before it exploded.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 29, 2014, 02:19:56 am

"You want me to leave? Alright, but I don't see why."

This said, The Many leave the manufacturing bay, but stay behind the corner, listening.

((How many are "several" lost, actually? When you have 10¹⁶, losing 5 doesn't matter.))

You hear nothing but noises commonly associated with searching for something amongst piles of random stuff.

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 29, 2014, 07:02:25 am

Eat the cookie, scramble out of the massive pile

(5) You manage to escape the pile with a cookie.

((All other actions are mundane.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 29, 2014, 04:38:17 pm

((Well, this changes nothing, as it is what I already expected.))

H begins dressing the android in the pressure suit, working around the clamp for now.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 29, 2014, 04:45:11 pm

"Where the hell am I?"
look around.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 29, 2014, 05:00:12 pm

Complete weird dream. Go and check progress of cookie apocalypse. Start shoveling some into my mouth, and the rest into space.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on April 29, 2014, 05:05:40 pm

Ferrous had no need to breathe. But he liked oxygen. It felt good on his iron skin. So, he formulated a strategy to escape. He walked over to the exit, and clumb up to it, digging his hands into the wall.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 29, 2014, 05:06:19 pm

Quote from: Kevak on April 29, 2014, 04:30:44 pm

((12 ..Why do you always get the max roll for nightmares?) No tentacles. Ever. No explosives. Ever. OhGogWhy?! You wake up traumatized.

((I'm basically God when it comes to horror-based thoughts, and the dice know this? I just can't put anything into words. Yeah, we'll go with that. Or you're just fudging my rolls for me.))

Lily heads to the armory and searches for more ammunition for her
shotgun!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 29, 2014, 05:26:47 pm

Kick the grenade and run away!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 29, 2014, 06:33:10 pm

Go back the the pilots chair. Play some virtual chess against marco. Eat any pizza in the area.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 29, 2014, 06:46:14 pm

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on April 29, 2014, 06:33:10 pm

go back the the pilots chair. Get an ETA for the trip. Eat any pizza i the area.

((12 days))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 29, 2014, 06:53:02 pm

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 29, 2014, 06:46:14 pm

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on April 29, 2014, 06:33:10 pm

go back the the pilots chair. Get an ETA for the trip. Eat any pizza i the area.

((12 days))

(( shushihujusuhhsuh drevin is just bein drevin ))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 29, 2014, 06:57:06 pm

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on April 29, 2014, 06:33:10 pm

go back the the pilots chair. Take a seat and play some chess against marco. Eat any pizza i the area.

(( edited for less dumb ))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 29, 2014, 08:40:25 pm

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on April 29, 2014, 06:57:06 pm

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on April 29, 2014, 06:33:10 pm

go back the the pilots chair. Take a seat and play some chess against marco. Eat any pizza i the area.

(( edited for less dumb ))

((This man shall be the first to die by Lily's hand. That's on the crew.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 29, 2014, 08:49:26 pm

Get a safe distance away from the cookie pile! Consult Paul to see if he knows anything about the baked good menace

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 29, 2014, 10:14:07 pm

Keep lis'nin'.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 29, 2014, 10:16:00 pm

((Cursed oven? Weird ingredients? Something to do with the dog that lives on my head?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 29, 2014, 10:17:04 pm

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 29, 2014, 10:16:00 pm

((Cursed oven? Weird ingredients? Something to do with the dog that lives on my head?))

((Not exactly but close. No. No.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 29, 2014, 10:20:10 pm

((The kitchen or something in it is cursed, jet it into space!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 29, 2014, 10:26:43 pm

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 29, 2014, 10:20:10 pm

((The kitchen or something in it is cursed, jet it into space!))

((Not exactly cursed, but you have part of the guess right, however jettisoning the kitchen won't do anything but make it worse because of it no longer contained in the ship.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 29, 2014, 10:29:54 pm

((Hey, the cookies give me an idea. Newton's second law withstanding, we can make a perpetual motion machine to provide propulsion for the ship for free. It would require some serious planning, though, to make it efficient and not fill the universe with cookies.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 29, 2014, 10:33:07 pm

((I have an idea: We make a generator that runs off cookies as fuel. We would need to work out critical energy output so we have a sustainable energy source and supply of cookies, plus we'd need some way to store a lot of excess power when the ship isn't flying all over the place.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 29, 2014, 10:35:38 pm

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 29, 2014, 10:29:54 pm

((Hey, the cookies give me an idea. Newton's second law withstanding, we can make a perpetual motion machine to provide propulsion for the ship for free. It would require some serious planning, though, to make it efficient and not fill the universe with cookies.))

((The kitchen doesn't Only make cookies. You peeps need to experiment with it after you avoid getting buried in cookies to figure out what it does. And yes, you could in theory do that.))

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 29, 2014, 10:33:07 pm

((I have an idea: We make a generator that runs off cookies as fuel. We would need to work out critical energy output so we have a sustainable energy source and supply of cookies, plus we'd need some way to store a lot of excess power when the ship isn't flying all over the place.))

((Also would technically work, however cookies are not the Only thing it does.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 29, 2014, 10:38:46 pm

(( at the end of the day there better be unlimited pirate stew))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 29, 2014, 10:39:00 pm

((Food generally doesn't have a good burning efficiency. I was thinking more of a "set to a high place, funnel to direction we're going" type of machine. And sure, it may be able to make other goods, but we have confirmed the existence of replicating cookies.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 29, 2014, 11:02:20 pm

"Marco, I feel like I need someone standing next to me with hot delicious pizza at the ready. Then I can just say "GIMME A SLICE" whenever I want something to eat. Marco.....we need pizza delivery through space travel."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 29, 2014, 11:10:58 pm

(Sugary foods have a surprisingly high energy density. Less efficient than pure hydrocarbons or fossil fuels, but surprisingly high. The main downside is that they leave a lot of slag when burned. If you could get it to churn out unlimited booze, though...)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 30, 2014, 01:03:31 am

((Just for general reference, character sheets with SCP grade abnormalities are allowed as of Zalkoz's sheet. I'll be updating the OP about this but not updating anything else cause of lazy. Game update in a few minutes.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 30, 2014, 01:26:39 am

Quote from: Kevak on April 30, 2014, 01:03:31 am

((Just for general reference, character sheets with SCP grade abnormalities are allowed as of Zalkoz's sheet...

((F*CK))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 30, 2014, 01:27:51 am

((This thread just eached 1000 posts, jolly. How about an update to celebrate?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 30, 2014, 01:31:43 am

Quote from: Lyeos on April 29, 2014, 08:40:25 pm

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on April 29, 2014, 06:57:06 pm

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on April 29, 2014, 06:33:10 pm

go back the the pilots chair. Take a seat and play some chess against marco. Eat any pizza i the area.

(( edited for less dumb ))

((This man shall be the first to die by Lily's hand. That's on the crew.))

((Good luck with that, he has died 67 times and counting.))

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 30, 2014, 01:27:51 am

((This thread just eached 1000 posts, jolly. How about an update to celebrate?))

((It's coming in a few minutes.))

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 30, 2014, 01:26:39 am

Quote from: Kevak on April 30, 2014, 01:03:31 am

((Just for general reference, character sheets with SCP grade abnormalities are allowed as of Zalkoz's sheet...

((F*CK))

((One word: Meow.))

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 29, 2014, 11:10:58 pm

(Sugary foods have a surprisingly high energy density. Less efficient than pure hydrocarbons or fossil fuels, but surprisingly high. The main downside is that they leave a lot of slag when burned. If you could get it to churn out unlimited booze, though...)

((Have fun learning how to exploit it, The Kitchen is a fun one.))

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 29, 2014, 10:38:46 pm

(( at the end of the day there better be unlimited pirate stew))

((Possible))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 30, 2014, 01:36:25 am

((..Update may take more like twenty minutes, Random.org is down for some reason. Gonna use the backup site.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 30, 2014, 01:46:53 am

Quote from: Kevak on April 30, 2014, 01:36:25 am

((..Update may take more like twenty minutes, Random.org is down for some reason. Gonna use the backup site.))

((*Starts looking smug while waving my real life dice that I always use around*))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 30, 2014, 01:48:34 am

Quote from: Sinvara on April 30, 2014, 01:38:27 am

((Sooo, SCP is a collection of horror stories? Or horror creatures? Can someone explain this to me, because I tried looking at the link but I can't make heads or tails of it.))

(("Collection of horror stories" sums up The SCP Foundation pretty well. It's based around the eponymous Foundation that has taken up collecting anomalous things from around the world to Secure, Contain and Protect, the stories being written either as plain "Foundation tales" or semi-scientific reports of the anomalies, mostly the latter. Really, browsing the site is a good way to kill some time and get nightmares for life.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 30, 2014, 01:51:14 am

damn ninjas

Quote from: Sinvara on April 30, 2014, 01:38:27 am

((Sooo, SCP is a collection of horror stories? Or horror creatures? Can someone explain this to me, because I tried looking at the link but I can't make heads or tails of it.))

(A collection of short horror stories, in the format of documents describing containment procedures for anomalous objects (which can be anything, really))

(I suppose H is sort of SCP-ish, but I'm not sure I like the idea of this explicitly sharing the setting, or of people having "powers" not founded in physics.)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 30, 2014, 01:59:21 am

((The SCPwiki is a collaborate ??Fictional?? world. In it, there is an organization called the SCP foundation, the search for and capture/secure abnormal artifacts and creatures found on earth. SCP's can range from completely harmless but odd (Such as the Bag of Potato Holding I linked.) To multiverse ending catastrophes waiting to happen. SCP classification goes as follows:

Safe: Completely harmless/containment protocols in place prevent its affects from doing anything possibly dangerous.
Euclid: Likely has a mind, unsafe, can be harmful to humanity but not super harmful, some can reach Keter status eventually and some are downgraded to Safe status. Most SCP's start as Euclid until understood better.
Keter: Capable of ending the world, the solar system, the galaxy, reality, or the multiverse as we know it. ZK multiverse reconstruction events are the absolute worst possible outcome of a Keter class artifact or creature.
Thaumiel: Thaumiel are extremely rare SCP's that can be used to contain or locate other SCP's. The ship you are on is a Thaumiel class SCP in the classification scale. You will understand why after a week of ingame time on it if you don't all die from Kitchencookies.
Neutralized SCP's are destroyed or dead SCP's or ones that have stopped displaying abnormal effects for prolonged periods of time.
Explained SCP's are former SCP's that have been explained by science and are no longer considered abnormal.

Quote from: blazing glory on April 30, 2014, 01:46:53 am

Quote from: Kevak on April 30, 2014, 01:36:25 am

((..Update may take more like twenty minutes, Random.org is down for some reason. Gonna use the backup site.))

((*Starts looking smug while waving my real life dice that I always use around*))

((I will lick you, you know I will.))

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 30, 2014, 01:51:14 am

damn ninjas

Quote from: Sinvara on April 30, 2014, 01:38:27 am

((Sooo, SCP is a collection of horror stories? Or horror creatures? Can someone explain this to me, because I tried looking at the link but I can't make heads or tails of it.))

(A collection of short horror stories, in the format of documents describing containment procedures for anomalous objects (which can be anything, really))

(I suppose H is sort of SCP-ish, but I'm not sure I like the idea of this explicitly sharing the setting, or of people having "powers" not founded in physics.)

((The powers are all counterbalanced by some horrible flaw. Drevin for example can't remember anything prior to the last ship cycle beyond his general backstory and mechanical/gunnery abilities and will always return to the ship alive within a week regardless of if he died or not during that week.))

Quote from: Sinvara on April 30, 2014, 01:50:47 am

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 30, 2014, 01:48:34 am

Quote from: Sinvara on April 30, 2014, 01:38:27 am

((Sooo, SCP is a collection of horror stories? Or horror creatures? Can someone explain this to me, because I tried looking at the link but I can't make heads or tails of it.))

(("Collection of horror stories" sums up The SCP Foundation pretty well. It's based around the eponymous Foundation that has taken up collecting anomalous things from around the world to Secure, Contain and Protect, the stories being written either as plain "Foundation tales" or semi-scientific reports of the anomalies, mostly the latter. Really, browsing the site is a good way to kill some time and get nightmares for life.))

((I get enough nightmares from reading these forums.))

((You can never have enough nightmares.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 30, 2014, 02:07:19 am

Quote from: Sinvara on April 30, 2014, 02:05:16 am

((Okay, we have an unusual SCP starship, that breeds cookies, a blue dog and blue haired man, a person that won't die, a kitchen that will probably try to kill someone, a thing in the air vents, and disappearing corpses, did I miss anything?))

((Thats about it i think))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 30, 2014, 02:08:23 am

Quote from: Sinvara on April 30, 2014, 02:05:16 am

((Okay, we have an unusual SCP starship, that has breeding cookies, a blue dog and blue haired man, a person that won't die, a kitchen that will probably try to kill someone, a thing in the air vents, and disappearing corpses, did I miss anything?))

((A Pink cat, an Abnormally Deep Pool in the gunnery area, another thing in the air vent, a disconcerting android, several other things you don't know about yet. Also the cookies aren't breeding. The kitchen is the direct cause of the cookies.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 30, 2014, 02:12:18 am

Quote from: Kevak on April 30, 2014, 02:08:23 am

Quote from: Sinvara on April 30, 2014, 02:05:16 am

((Okay, we have an unusual SCP starship, that has breeding cookies, a blue dog and blue haired man, a person that won't die, a kitchen that will probably try to kill someone, a thing in the air vents, and disappearing corpses, did I miss anything?))

((A Pink cat, an Abnormally Deep Pool in the gunnery area, another thing in the air vent, a disconcerting android, several other things you don't know about yet. Also the cookies aren't breeding. The kitchen is the direct cause of the cookies.))

((So if I was to oh I dunno shove a living being into the oven would I have dozens of clones?))

Quote from: Sinvara on April 30, 2014, 02:10:34 am

Quote from: Kevak on April 30, 2014, 02:08:23 am

Quote from: Sinvara on April 30, 2014, 02:05:16 am

((Okay, we have an unusual SCP starship, that has breeding cookies, a blue dog and blue haired man, a person that won't die, a kitchen that will probably try to kill someone, a thing in the air vents, and disappearing corpses, did I miss anything?))

((A Pink cat, an Abnormally Deep Pool in the gunnery area, another thing in the air vent, a disconcerting android, several other things you don't know about yet. Also the cookies aren't breeding. The kitchen is the direct cause of the cookies.))

((Now I wanna know what the pink cat does, wait! Maybe I can have my own personal pet! Too bad that I'm a little nuts right now.))

((Don't worry you have Paul the parrot to keep you company.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 30, 2014, 02:15:07 am

Quote from: Sinvara on April 30, 2014, 02:10:34 am

Quote from: Kevak on April 30, 2014, 02:08:23 am

Quote from: Sinvara on April 30, 2014, 02:05:16 am

((Okay, we have an unusual SCP starship, that has breeding cookies, a blue dog and blue haired man, a person that won't die, a kitchen that will probably try to kill someone, a thing in the air vents, and disappearing corpses, did I miss anything?))

((A Pink cat, an Abnormally Deep Pool in the gunnery area, another thing in the air vent, a disconcerting android, several other things you don't know about yet. Also the cookies aren't breeding. The kitchen is the direct cause of the cookies.))

((Now I wanna know what the pink cat does, wait! Maybe I can have my own personal pet! Too bad that I'm a little nuts right now.))

((Technically it is more of a dwarf fortress cat style relationship with the dog and cat in this. The dog was not adopted, it adopted Lerman.))

Quote from: blazing glory on April 30, 2014, 02:12:18 am

Quote from: Kevak on April 30, 2014, 02:08:23 am

Quote from: Sinvara on April 30, 2014, 02:05:16 am

((Okay, we have an unusual SCP starship, that has breeding cookies, a blue dog and blue haired man, a person that won't die, a kitchen that will probably try to kill someone, a thing in the air vents, and disappearing corpses, did I miss anything?))

((A Pink cat, an Abnormally Deep Pool in the gunnery area, another thing in the air vent, a disconcerting android, several other things you don't know about yet. Also the cookies aren't breeding. The kitchen is the direct cause of the cookies.))

((So if I was to oh I dunno shove a living being into the oven would I have dozens of clones?))

Quote from: Sinvara on April 30, 2014, 02:10:34 am

Quote from: Kevak on April 30, 2014, 02:08:23 am

Quote from: Sinvara on April 30, 2014, 02:05:16 am

((Okay, we have an unusual SCP starship, that has breeding cookies, a blue dog and blue haired man, a person that won't die, a kitchen that will probably try to kill someone, a thing in the air vents, and disappearing corpses, did I miss anything?))

((A Pink cat, an Abnormally Deep Pool in the gunnery area, another thing in the air vent, a disconcerting android, several other things you don't know about yet. Also the cookies aren't breeding. The kitchen is the direct cause of the cookies.))

((Now I wanna know what the pink cat does, wait! Maybe I can have my own personal pet! Too bad that I'm a little nuts right now.))

((Don't worry you have Paul the parrot to keep you company.))

((You would have dozens of nicely roasted dead people.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 30, 2014, 02:25:34 am

(It's not a balance thing, it's more the fact that the premise has shifted. We started out sci-fi and moved into paranormal)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 02:29:08 am

Here is my character sheet Kevak-senpai.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Sasha

Age: Physical age appears to be about 11 or 12.

Race: Nekomimi.

Description: Sasha Has yellow blond hair that goes down to his shoulders. He has greenish yellow eyes and a bright orange zippered hoodie and brown skintight shorts with a hole in to let his tail poke through. The tail and cat ears are of a orangish color. He appears to be female with close inspection unless you somehow got into his pants and physically checked, and the name really doesn't make it any easier to tell.
He is extremely excitable and is always looking for things to do. He likes to tease people and adores Drevin, whom he has taken to calling "Ni-San."

He has been on the ship for about as long as he can remember, which is quite a while seeing as how he showed up about the same time as Drevin did.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Sasha.

Weapon: Natural Retractable Claws. +/-2 in melee combat.

Gear: Bright orange hoodie and skintight brown shorts.

Inventory: Nothing currently.

Abilities: You'll see.

Other:
Natural Cat Ears +/-4 perception.
Natural Cat Tail +/-4 balance.
??
??
??
??
??

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 30, 2014, 02:30:28 am

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 30, 2014, 02:25:34 am

(It's not a balance thing, it's more the fact that the premise has shifted. We started out sci-fi and moved into paranormal)

(( Para-scinormal ))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 02:36:10 am

Quote from: Sinvara on April 30, 2014, 02:30:50 am

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 30, 2014, 02:25:34 am

(It's not a balance thing, it's more the fact that the premise has shifted. We started out sci-fi and moved into paranormal)

((I hope we're still going to stay strong in the sci fi bit.))

I hope so too.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 30, 2014, 02:58:36 am

Quote from: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 02:36:10 am

Quote from: Sinvara on April 30, 2014, 02:30:50 am

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 30, 2014, 02:25:34 am

(It's not a balance thing, it's more the fact that the premise has shifted. We started out sci-fi and moved into paranormal)

((I hope we're still going to stay strong in the sci fi bit.))

I hope so too.

((At the very least, my character has a scientific explanation, even though it would definitely be anomalous if presented to the SCP Foundation; adaptive, true AI is extremely difficult even for a supercomputer to run with today's technology, to say nothing of a nano-sized one. A sapient lifeform completely made of electronic nanomachines is plain absurd, today.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 30, 2014, 03:04:36 am

(But at least it's got a scientific explanation. And I can buy psionics/psychics if it's established as a convention from the get-go, which it was. But at some point the genre boundry is crossed.)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 03:06:10 am

((Why can't it be a paranormal/sci-fi.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 30, 2014, 03:07:35 am

Decides to speak into the intercoms for some random fun.
"Whats up my afternoon listeners, It's me Drevin Zalorin your pilot if you didn't know already. I would like to start this weeks radio show by saying, No one has murdered eachother and that is pretty cool. I guess. Anyway ummmm cookie kitchen is evil. Also there is a rather deep pool in the weapons room. Enjoy the flight I guess. If anyone finds pizza, please I beg of you bring it to me. ((Ninja'ed and also tumblr logic why not both))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 30, 2014, 03:12:33 am

((When we prepared for this and made our characters, we were led to go into it with sci-fi in mind, rather than paranormal. It's cool if stuff is only ambiguously paranormal, but we've crossed into unambiguous. Well, maybe the ship will just be an interesting distraction. But then new characters are clear for paranormal attributes.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 03:14:13 am

Quote from: Sinvara on April 30, 2014, 03:10:31 am

Quote from: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 03:06:10 am

Why can't it be a paranormal/sci-fi.

((I'm fine with paranormal/sci-fi as long as the paranormal takes a back seat and let's the Sci fi drive, oh, and Out Of Character chat is in curved() brackets.))

((I know i'm just really tired.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 30, 2014, 03:15:46 am

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 29, 2014, 08:49:26 pm

Get a safe distance away from the cookie pile! Consult Paul to see if he knows anything about the baked good menace

You back away from the pile and ask Paul about it. Paul says it's the Kitchen's fault and you need to space the cookies.

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on April 29, 2014, 06:33:10 pm

Go back the the pilots chair. Play some virtual chess against marco. Eat any pizza in the area.

You recheck the ETA of 12 days. You utterly fail against Joe at chess.

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 30, 2014, 02:25:34 am

(It's not a balance thing, it's more the fact that the premise has shifted. We started out sci-fi and moved into paranormal)

((I never intended this to be entirely grounded in reality, seeing as how somehow the ship can enter subspace and how energy weapons are somehow extremely feasible right now. All of the abnormalities can be explained through science or some sort of sci fi system, Telepathy and metagaming parrots aren't exactly considered normal.))

Quote from: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 02:29:08 am

Here is my character sheet Kevak-senpai.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Sasha

Age: Physical age appears to be about 11 or 12.

Race: Nekomimi.

Description: Sasha Has yellow blond hair that goes down to his shoulders. He has greenish yellow eyes and a bright orange zippered hoodie and brown skintight shorts with a hole in to let his tail poke through. The tail and cat ears are of a orangish color. He appears to be female with close inspection unless you somehow got into his pants and physically checked, and the name really doesn't make it any easier to tell.
He is extremely excitable and is always looking for things to do. He likes to tease people and adores Drevin, whom he has taken to calling "Ni-San."
He has been on the ship for about as long as he can remember, which is quite a while seeing as how he showed up about the same time as Drevin did.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Sasha.

Weapon: Natural Retractable Claws. +/-2 in melee combat.

Gear: Bright orange hoodie and skintight brown shorts.

Inventory: Nothing currently.

Abilities: You'll see.

Other:
Natural Cat Ears +/-4 perception.
Natural Cat Tail +/-4 balance.
??
??
??
??
??

((Approved, seeing as how we discussed this literally four minutes ago.))

Quote from: Sinvara on April 29, 2014, 05:54:08 pm

Shake my hand vigorously to get rid of the melting slop while speaking, ask why it's here.

(6) You completely get the melting metal off your hand with almost no scalding. You ask it why it's here, it responds with four different conflicting religious texts... You don't think it is quite sure.

Quote from: blazing glory on April 29, 2014, 05:26:47 pm

Kick the grenade and run away!

(5) You punt the grenade into the pile of cookies, it will explode next turn.

Quote from: Lyeos on April 29, 2014, 05:06:19 pm

Quote from: Kevak on April 29, 2014, 04:30:44 pm

((12 ..Why do you always get the max roll for nightmares?) No tentacles. Ever. No explosives. Ever. OhGogWhy?! You wake up traumatized.

((I'm basically God when it comes to horror-based thoughts, and the dice know this? I just can't put anything into words. Yeah, we'll go with that. Or you're just fudging my rolls for me.))

Lily heads to the armory and searches for more ammunition for her
shotgun!

(8) You find ammo aplenty, as was previously discovered, one of the armories is filled with only ammo.

Quote from: Coolrune206 on April 29, 2014, 05:05:40 pm

Ferrous had no need to breathe. But he liked oxygen. It felt good on his iron skin. So, he formulated a strategy to escape. He walked over to the exit, and clumb up to it, digging his hands into the wall.

(1 Herp derp, you're getting unlucky.) You attempt to claw into the sides, you find yourself unable to. ..Is it just you or is the surface getting further away?

Quote from: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 02:36:10 am

Quote from: Sinvara on April 30, 2014, 02:30:50 am

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 30, 2014, 02:25:34 am

(It's not a balance thing, it's more the fact that the premise has shifted. We started out sci-fi and moved into paranormal)

I hope so too.

((I hope we're still going to stay strong in the sci fi bit.))

((we are staying in the strong scifi, all of this can be explained with scifiness.))

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 29, 2014, 04:45:11 pm

"Where the hell am I?"
look around.

(4) You appear to be on a ship, specifically in a cookie flooded messhall. You are pretty sure you boarded the ship earlier.

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 29, 2014, 04:38:17 pm

((Well, this changes nothing, as it is what I already expected.))

H begins dressing the android in the pressure suit, working around the clamp for now.

(7) It thrashes around a bit, but is unable to prevent you from doing that or land a hit on you.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 29, 2014, 10:14:07 pm

Keep lis'nin'.

You hear thrashing noises.

Quote from: Sinvara on April 30, 2014, 02:41:02 am

Quote from: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 02:29:08 am

Here is my character sheet Kevak-senpai.

Name: Sasha

Age: Physical age appears to be about 11 or 12.

Race: Nekomimi.

Description: Sasha Has yellow blond hair that goes down to his shoulders. He has greenish yellow eyes and a bright orange zippered hoodie and brown skintight shorts with a hole in to let his tail poke through. The tail and cat ears are of a orangish color. He appears to be female with close inspection unless you somehow got into his pants and physically checked, and the name really doesn't make it any easier to tell.

((I had a look at Kevak's old character sheet and I saw this in it.

Quote

Gender: Male, but appears to be female even with close observation. You really can't tell till you get his clothes off. He even sounds like a girl.

Look familiar?))

((Traps shall rule the world one day, one convert at a time.))

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 29, 2014, 05:00:12 pm

Complete weird dream. Go and check progress of cookie apocalypse. Start shoveling some into my mouth, and the rest into space.

In your dreams the man appears again.
Hello again.
Have a good day?
From what I could see, it was eventful to say the least.
Those cookies have nothing to do with me by the way, I could tell you were wondering that. It all is to do with the kitchen and the cycle.
Now you'll notice something is a bit different tomorrow, don't be alarmed, this is as far as it will go.
You may need to get a tailor though.
You'll probably like it though. And I can always get rid of it if you really hate it Puppy.
You have an interesting body though.
Man and Machine in one form.
I wonder how it will turn out in the end.
May as well throw in something Extra.
Looks like your iron friend is having a bit of aquatic troubles, I recommend a metal cable and a good number of others to pull him out before he sinks too deep.
You really should remove those cookies from the Kitchen though, the longer they are in there, the faster they duplicate. The Messhall isn't a problem though.
Also looks like the Cat is up and about. I wonder who she will choose.
Next time we talk, the dream will be a bit longer and you will actually be able to ask me one or two things.
Contemplate your questions.
A Certain Something will be larger when you wake up.
You sorta slept a bit longer then normal. Something does feel a tad off though. You will probably figure it out later.. Maybe you should check the mirror in case it's physical? You look to your left where the little puppy was snuggled up against you last night and you see a bright blue dog about the size of a full grown golden retriever. Looks like someone grew during the night. It's staring at you with oddly intelligent eyes.

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 30, 2014, 03:04:36 am

(But at least it's got a scientific explanation. And I can buy psionics/psychics if it's established as a convention from the get-go, which it was. But at some point the genre boundry is crossed.)

((All of this can be explained via science, parallel dimensions, pocket dimensions, genetic alteration, alternate forms of matter, electromagnetics, and a few others.. Some will be harder to explain then others but they can all be explained. The Genre boundary has yet to be crossed and I intend it to stay that way.))

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 30, 2014, 03:12:33 am

((When we prepared for this and made our characters, we were led to go into it with sci-fi in mind, rather than paranormal. It's cool if stuff is only ambiguously paranormal, but we've crossed into unambiguous. Well, maybe the ship will just be an interesting distraction. But then new characters are clear for paranormal attributes.))

((If I can't think of a way to explain it with science, it doesn't get in. I can think of a way for both Drevin and Sasha to get in with scifi, therefore it is still scifi.))
((Also the more ambiguous the traits, the worse the handicaps given are, you guys are better off then Drev and Sasha in almost every aspect beyond how hard they are to kill.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 30, 2014, 03:22:07 am

Me hears ye Paul. These cookies be preventin' me from me PIRATE STEW!

scramble to main deck, press the "vent kitchen" button

TO DAVEY JONES' MESSHALL WIT YE!

hand stops before pressing the button

What ye say Paul...? Explosive decompression? But ye said...Aye? Aye! Ah! Where be me ENGINEERS?

Look for Ferrous, me CHIEF ENGINEER!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 30, 2014, 03:22:55 am

Jump as far away as I can and hit the deck!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 30, 2014, 03:24:37 am

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 30, 2014, 03:22:07 am

Me hears ye Paul. These cookies be preventin' me from me PIRATE STEW!

scramble to main deck, press the "vent kitchen" button

TO DAVEY JONES' MESSHALL WIT YE!

((You sure you want to do that with a hole in the kitchen wall and two doors jammed open? *shrugs* I would recommend everybody escape the messhall.))
((Edit: going to sleep.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 30, 2014, 03:26:47 am

((I feel like a main protagonist :3))

Check the mirror, then alert the crew to the information disposed to me (get cookies OUT of the kitchen and rescue mr metal cookie monster with a cable).

Lerman talks to the dog.

"A... cat, huh? Well, you're a boy, so she'd likely go for a girl, and the only girl on board is Miss Lily, I think."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 30, 2014, 03:28:26 am

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 30, 2014, 03:26:47 am

((I feel like a main protagonist :3))

((Right now I'd say that you are the main protagonist,after a while someone else will get all the attention but right now your getting the information and such))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 03:34:21 am

Go searching for pizza for Drevin.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 30, 2014, 03:35:48 am

((Action updated))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 30, 2014, 03:59:33 am

Quote from: Sinvara on April 30, 2014, 03:32:46 am

Offer the creature a place on the ship, mention that together, both of us can find or forge it an identity.

((Mentioned in several religious texts + Thaumiel Class ship = probably a god))

-e((Also, I think the kitchen duplicates any food items in it after an amount of time. Infinite food!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 30, 2014, 04:02:37 am

Take a quick peek inside the bay, then return to listening.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 07:36:30 am

Take as much ammo as I can carry.((For the love of God, don't let me pick the type or you will regret it.))

Quote from: Kevak

((He has died 67 times.))

((Good. Lily can murder him over and over. And over. And over. And over.))

((Edit: Heck! He can be her "assistant" when testing explosives! And new weapons! Stress relief toy! Woo!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 30, 2014, 10:30:12 am

Quote from: Kevak on April 30, 2014, 03:15:46 am

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 30, 2014, 03:12:33 am

((When we prepared for this and made our characters, we were led to go into it with sci-fi in mind, rather than paranormal. It's cool if stuff is only ambiguously paranormal, but we've crossed into unambiguous. Well, maybe the ship will just be an interesting distraction. But then new characters are clear for paranormal attributes.))

((If I can't think of a way to explain it with science, it doesn't get in. I can think of a way for both Drevin and Sasha to get in with scifi, therefore it is still scifi.))
((Also the more ambiguous the traits, the worse the handicaps given are, you guys are better off then Drev and Sasha in almost every aspect beyond how hard they are to kill.))

((Alright. But pocket dimensions are a tricky thing. If you use them too much, or if you give people the ability to control/create them without external technology, they start feeling a lot more like magic.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 12:06:45 pm

((Nobody can control things like pocket dimensions heck besides a few awesome things my character is pretty useless I mean come on I have the body and mind of a child And can't remember the layout of the ship no matter what so far you guys have been getting luck and not found many of the !SECRETS! I hope not at least I was rush read through the last half of the pages?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 30, 2014, 12:12:23 pm

Eat a cookie.
"I wonder where Morgan-senchou is."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 12:21:41 pm

Quote from: Prophet

Rambling-type things.

((You're going to be the second to die.  :)))
((Really, it's waaaay more fun for me if I get to kill them repeatedly. Now, do they use the same body, or can I take their heads, remove the fleshy bits, and stick flowers in their mouths? Mostly, I want to know if I can have a stack of Drevin/Sasha skulls.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 30, 2014, 12:25:44 pm

Quote from: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 12:21:41 pm

Quote from: Prophet

Rambling-type things.

((You're going to be the second to die.  :)))
((Really, it's waaaay more fun for me if I get to kill them repeatedly. Now, do they use the same body, or can I take their heads, remove the fleshy bits, and stick flowers in their mouths?))

((That was strangely creepy. Who's the first to die, then?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 12:28:21 pm

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 30, 2014, 12:25:44 pm

((That was strangely creepy. Who's the first to die, then?))

((Drevin.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 01:53:00 pm

((I have the body and mind of a child why would you kill me. Plus I have ways to escape you anytime i want.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 01:57:35 pm

Quote from: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 01:53:00 pm

((I have the body and mind of a child why would you kill me. ))

((Precisely for this reason. Plus, if this character is anything like Lukas, Lily will want to murder him.))

Quote from: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 01:53:00 pm

(( Plus I have ways to escape you anytime i want.))

((I doubt that. I really doubt that. Believe me, unless your character has some sort of ungodly, game-ruining, OP ability, I'll find a way.))

Regardless of how much ammo she gathers, Lily goes to the area just outside of the  mess hall to see what's going on.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 02:18:21 pm

Quote from: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 01:57:35 pm

Quote from: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 01:53:00 pm

((I have the body and mind of a child why would you kill me. ))

((Precisely for this reason. Plus, if this character is anything like Lukas, Lily will want to murder him.))

Quote from: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 01:53:00 pm

(( Plus I have ways to escape you anytime i want.))

((I doubt that. I really doubt that. Believe me, unless your character has some sort of ungodly, game-ruining, OP ability, I'll find a way.))

Regardless of how much ammo she gathers, Lily goes to the area just outside of the  mess hall to see what's going on.

((One if someone being a child is a reason to kill them in your mind then you are very disturbed and two no its not a ungodly game-ruining OP power and i have many negative things like my ability to forget the layout of the ships in a matter of seconds.))

((And no Sasha will not be anything like lukas much more cheerful and can't hold a grudge wither he wants to or not.)) ((That and much more cute/Kawaii.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 02:36:36 pm

((My point was more along the lines of... Dammit, lemme dialogue this in like two minutes.
"Why do I consider Sasha having the mind and body of a child a negative thing? Well, it's simple. Going by the sheets I've seen, Sasha does not have any skills or abilities that are valuable or at least somewhat useful that he can contribute to the ship. Sure, he has some hidden abilities, but as you said, he can't even remember the layout of the ship. Because of this, Sasha seems like little more than a drain on resources, and given the general weirdness of the ship, he seems like he'll just end up getting in the way. Now, if the lad can prove his worth, I might change my mind on this, but if he ends up just being a nuisance, and we lack anywhere to drop him off, killing him seems like the best option. Assuming he has something along the lines of whatever allowed Drevin to die sixty-seven times, this won't even be that big of a deal, so stop freaking out, pal."))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 30, 2014, 02:39:37 pm

((...someone is going to be shot out of the airlock. someone I just feel it))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 02:41:38 pm

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 30, 2014, 02:39:37 pm

((...someone is going to be shot out of the airlock. someone I just feel it))

((Shhhh! It'll all be okay in the end! I'm only slightly deranged! Plus, I just felt like screwing with Prophet to get back at him doing a certain something with the sole intention of annoying me. Nah, I don't support killing kids. We need to get him off of the ship ASAP though.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 02:54:22 pm

((I say we Shoot Lily out the airlock because well you keep trying to kill people. And as i said you would have to capture me first which would be extremely difficult as i said before i'm not saying impossible i'm just saying that it would be so difficult that you would have wasted more resources trying to get him off the then if he was just there plus He would just come back he is like Drevin so you would have to waste resources trying to capture him ever week when you could be doing much more useful things.))

((And boulderharem.  :P ))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 30, 2014, 02:57:37 pm

((Okay, stop. I've been seeing this phrase everywhere on the forums lately, and I've got to ask; what the fuck is boulderharem? Based on the words, it appears to be a harem of boulders.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 02:58:25 pm

((Technically, Lily has not yet attempted to murder anyone. That said... I'm assuming Sasha needs sleep, yes? But really though, we ought to find somewhere to drop him off so he doesn't have to deal with being on the nightmare ship.))

Quote from: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 02:54:22 pm

((And boulderharem.  :P ))

((And that's exactly why I wanted to screw with Prophet. Because he does that to annoy both myself and Zalkoz.))

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 30, 2014, 02:57:37 pm

((Okay, stop. I've been seeing this phrase everywhere on the forums lately, and I've got to ask; what the fuck is boulderharem? Based on the words, it appears to be a harem of boulders.))

((You don't want to know.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 30, 2014, 03:00:22 pm

((Actually, yes. Yes I do want to know.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 03:02:44 pm

((Go to thread that i'm referencing boulderharem from  Generation of Destiny (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=138074.0) )) ((Read it all to understand boulderharem.))

((You do realize that i will spawn back on the ship every week right so dropping me off will not work?)) ((Plus i have been on this ship as long as Drevin which means longer then you all.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 03:03:42 pm

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 30, 2014, 03:00:22 pm

((Actually, yes. Yes I do want to know.))

((Actually, it's more for the conversation that you'll have to read about it that I'm telling you that you don't want to know. Basically, large man made of stone, harem of human females. But the conversation was about one of Kevak's trap characters and the stone guy.))

Quote from: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 03:02:44 pm

((You do realize that i will spawn back on the ship every week right so dropping me off will not work?)) ((Plus i have been on this ship as long as Drevin which means longer then you all.))

((New solution: Get a new ship.))

((Edit: Yeah, IcyTea, it probably wasn't. But, Lily is willing to be friends with all of you... For a price.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 30, 2014, 03:04:14 pm

((I have a feeling putting a hyperactive explosives expert into an isolated space with few other people for 12 days straight was not the best of ideas. I predict cabin fever will set in by Day 4, giving us either brutal murder(s) or a lovely bliss of friendship, meaning our spree of Space Piracy is over before it has even begun.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 30, 2014, 03:05:26 pm

((Who's Drevin?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 03:07:38 pm

((Zalkoz's character the guy piloting the ship?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 30, 2014, 03:11:23 pm

Quote from: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 03:07:38 pm

((Zalkoz's character the guy piloting the ship?))

((Yeah, I don't pay much attention to what other people are doing.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 03:14:08 pm

Quote from: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 03:03:42 pm

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 30, 2014, 03:00:22 pm

((Actually, yes. Yes I do want to know.))

((Actually, it's more for the conversation that you'll have to read about it that I'm telling you that you don't want to know. Basically, large man made of stone, harem of human females. But the conversation was about one of Kevak's trap characters and the stone guy.))

Quote from: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 03:02:44 pm

((You do realize that i will spawn back on the ship every week right so dropping me off will not work?)) ((Plus i have been on this ship as long as Drevin which means longer then you all.))

((New solution: Get a new ship.))

((Edit: Yeah, IcyTea, it probably wasn't. But, Lily is willing to be friends with all of you... For a price.))

((The original joke boulderharem was about a man made of stone with both females and males.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 30, 2014, 03:15:10 pm

((Hypothesis on respawn: Drevin's matter is keyed into some kind of teleporter. Whenever he dies (or perhaps just periodically), it pulls all his particles back to the place and state he was "recorded" in, thus respawning him and erasing his memory.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 30, 2014, 03:16:11 pm

((Part of the theory are correct, other parts are not.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 03:18:01 pm

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 30, 2014, 03:11:23 pm

Quote from: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 03:07:38 pm

((Zalkoz's character the guy piloting the ship?))

((Yeah, I don't pay much attention to what other people are doing.))

((Zalkoz character that gets to be Lily's "weapons testing buddy" once we find out he can't die. <3 Zal, buddy, prepare for decapitation, evisceration, and some general mutilation!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 30, 2014, 03:18:38 pm

Quote from: Kevak on April 30, 2014, 03:16:11 pm

((Part of the theory are correct, other parts are not.))

((Close enough :P))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 03:20:44 pm

Quote from: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 03:18:01 pm

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 30, 2014, 03:11:23 pm

Quote from: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 03:07:38 pm

((Zalkoz's character the guy piloting the ship?))

((Yeah, I don't pay much attention to what other people are doing.))

((Zalkoz character that gets to be Lily's "weapons testing buddy" once we find out he can't die. <3 Zal, buddy, prepare for decapitation, evisceration, and some general mutilation!))

((This is why i say we shoot lily out the airlock why are you trying to hurt people?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 03:23:28 pm

((He can't die, he doesn't remember it, and it would be more realistic in terms of damage than using fake targets. Plus, what part of "She grew up in a lawless hellhole" and "Where she's from, shooting someone without killing them is the equivalent of a slap on the wrist" did you not understand? She's very friendly by Ochryke standards, and Drevin respawns, soooooo...))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 03:28:45 pm

((Sasha has longterm memory so he will remember and tell Drevin what you did i just have horrible shortterm memory so ya he will know what you did.))

((Why do me and you always fight?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 03:29:41 pm

Quote from: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 03:28:45 pm

((Sasha has longterm memory so he will remember and tell Drevin what you did i just have horrible shortterm memory so ya he will know what you did.))

((Excellent. Then he'll know he can't die, and Lily can either sweet-talk him into it or pay him.))

((Edit: Drevin is the one I'm talking about, Prophet. Drevin.  ::)))

((Edit two: What does that have to do with talking Drevin into allowing Lily to kill him? Or paying him?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 03:33:11 pm

((Um child like character here will not want to do it because well if i remember correctly then children hate pain.))

((Edit: That's what i meant Drevin is his nii-san so he will tell Drevin you killed him.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 30, 2014, 03:45:23 pm

((Écrire en anglais, s'il vous plait. Nous ne sommes pas tout familiar avec ton loanwords.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 03:47:43 pm

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 30, 2014, 03:45:23 pm

((Écrire en anglais, s'il vous plait. Nous ne sommes pas tout familiar avec ton loanwords.))

((Agreed. I speak very little weeaboo. I also don't care about one of them being the other's elder brother.))

((On a side note, what's even going on right now?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 30, 2014, 03:57:53 pm

Quote from: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 03:47:43 pm

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 30, 2014, 03:45:23 pm

((Écrire en anglais, s'il vous plait. Nous ne sommes pas tout familiar avec ton loanwords.))

((Agreed. I speak very little weeaboo. I also don't care about one of them being the other's elder brother.))

((On a side note, what's even going on right now?))

((So...
Japanese is weaboo?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 03:59:56 pm

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 30, 2014, 03:57:53 pm

Quote from: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 03:47:43 pm

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 30, 2014, 03:45:23 pm

((Écrire en anglais, s'il vous plait. Nous ne sommes pas tout familiar avec ton loanwords.))

((Agreed. I speak very little weeaboo. I also don't care about one of them being the other's elder brother.))

((On a side note, what's even going on right now?))

((So...
Japanese is weaboo?))

((If he was actually Japanese, I could ignore the way he acts and not toss out the weeaboo card. Less Japanese, more obsession with anime, using the typical weeaboo-ish Japanese words in the middle of sentences, obsessing over Japanese music, obsessing over Japan in general.))

((Plus, he knows boulder harem references are a no-no.  >:( The weeaboo card is my imaginary leather belt that I'm smacking him with.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 04:02:21 pm

Quote from: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 03:59:56 pm

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 30, 2014, 03:57:53 pm

Quote from: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 03:47:43 pm

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 30, 2014, 03:45:23 pm

((Écrire en anglais, s'il vous plait. Nous ne sommes pas tout familiar avec ton loanwords.))

((Agreed. I speak very little weeaboo. I also don't care about one of them being the other's elder brother.))

((On a side note, what's even going on right now?))

((So...
Japanese is weaboo?))

((If he was actually Japanese, I could ignore the way he acts and not toss out the weeaboo card. Less Japanese, more obsession with anime, using the typical weeaboo-ish Japanese words in the middle of sentences, obsessing over Japanese music.))

((Plus, he knows boulder harem references are a no-no.  >:())

((Yep sounds like me.)) ((Does boulderharem bother you that much?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 30, 2014, 04:02:41 pm

Quote from: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 03:47:43 pm

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 30, 2014, 03:45:23 pm

((Écrire en anglais, s'il vous plait. Nous ne sommes pas tout familiar avec ton loanwords.))

((Agreed. I speak very little weeaboo. I also don't care about one of them being the other's elder brother.))

((On a side note, what's even going on right now?))

((Cookiepocalypse, Ferr is sinking in a abnormally deep pool, the dog is bigger, other stuff happened.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 04:05:25 pm

((Cookiepocalypse sounds good. It's a shame I'm always gone whenever the posts about actions getting done happen.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 30, 2014, 04:08:07 pm

((You can always sift through, almost all the action posts are after the update posts, then we just talk about OOC stuff until I update again.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 04:11:29 pm

((By the way weeaboo does not bother my at all.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 04:21:42 pm

Quote from: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 04:11:29 pm

((By the way weeaboo does not bother my at all.))

((Cool. Love you like I love my thermite recipe, Prophet. <3 No homo.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 30, 2014, 04:22:33 pm

Quote from: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 04:11:29 pm

((By the way weeaboo does not bother my at all.))

((Good for you, mais c'est confusing (et un peu annoying) quand people insérer loanwords en sentences, as people who don't know the translation won't know what you mean.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 04:24:41 pm

Nii-san=older brother and senpai=someone you respect, is older then you, is of higher rank.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 30, 2014, 04:25:57 pm

((Point being, it's usually easier for everyone to stick to one language.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 04:26:43 pm

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 30, 2014, 04:25:57 pm

((Point being, it's usually easier for everyone to stick to one language.))

((Shhhh! Stop trying to be reasonable! It only leads to frustration!))

Suddenly, Lily realizes she doesn't care about the Mess Hall. Whatsoever. Weighed down by more amyoes* than she needs, she stops by her room to drop it off, then takes another nap.

((*Fake word. Ammo.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 04:27:55 pm

((Never! i'll call my senpai senpai andmy nii-san nii-san all i want to!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Yoink on April 30, 2014, 04:36:12 pm

((I was writing out an application for a disguised Cookie Monster to sneak past the GM's known-fictional-races radar, but then I lost the post. Alas.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 04:38:27 pm

Quote from: Yoink on April 30, 2014, 04:36:12 pm

((I was writing out an application for a disguised Cookie Monster to sneak past the GM's known-fictional-races radar, but then I lost the post. Alas.))

((Try anyways? Just be super sneaky! I'll distract Kevak for you! Hurry!))

((Lyeos begins throwing rocks at Kevak!))

((IhadtodothisI'msorry! Hey Prophet, what do you think of Kevak?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 04:48:39 pm

Quote from: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 04:38:27 pm

Quote from: Yoink on April 30, 2014, 04:36:12 pm

((I was writing out an application for a disguised Cookie Monster to sneak past the GM's known-fictional-races radar, but then I lost the post. Alas.))

((Try anyways? Just be super sneaky! I'll distract Kevak for you! Hurry!))

((Lyeos begins throwing rocks at Kevak!))

((IhadtodothisI'msorry! Hey Prophet, what do you think of Kevak?))

((Kevak is my Senpai he is the best senpai ever. All bow before the god king of traps!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Yoink on April 30, 2014, 04:54:32 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 30, 2014, 04:47:08 pm

Quote from: Yoink on April 30, 2014, 04:36:12 pm

((I was writing out an application for a disguised Cookie Monster to sneak past the GM's known-fictional-races radar, but then I lost the post. Alas.))

((It probably wouldn't fit into the setting anyway.))

((I did say disguised.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 04:55:53 pm

Quote from: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 04:48:39 pm

((Kevak is my Senpai he is the best senpai ever. All bow before the god king of traps!))

((Then shouldn't you do that thing that shows that you have a lot of affection for someone? You know, first you hug them... Then, you lift them over your head, smash them against the wall, toss them in a giant blender and drink the smoothie that they become. That's how you let someone know they're you're friend, right? By drinking a smoothie made of them?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 30, 2014, 05:00:25 pm

H deactivates the android for now.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 05:06:13 pm

((No you stalk them then murder them in their sleep that's how i was raised to show friendship.)) ((Please don't just take this as a joke i'm not stalking you kevak maybe.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 30, 2014, 05:07:18 pm

((Lawl.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 05:13:46 pm

((Prophet! Check your dang messages!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 05:15:13 pm

((I meant it to be that way to confuse you guys.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 05:18:24 pm

Quote from: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 05:15:13 pm

((I meant it to be that way to confuse you guys.))

(( ::) My messages? To the right of profile?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 05:20:05 pm

(Wait message? shit i'm uses to you telling me to change my boulderharem posts. what message?)

((Why did you send me that link?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on April 30, 2014, 05:20:24 pm

Quote from: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 03:18:01 pm

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 30, 2014, 03:11:23 pm

Quote from: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 03:07:38 pm

((Zalkoz's character the guy piloting the ship?))

((Yeah, I don't pay much attention to what other people are doing.))

((Zalkoz character that gets to be Lily's "weapons testing buddy" once we find out he can't die. <3 Zal, buddy, prepare for decapitation, evisceration, and some general mutilation!))

(( i ship it and sorry this is way late forgot my phone at home ))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 05:21:54 pm

Quote from: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 05:20:05 pm

(Wait message? shit i'm uses to you telling me to change my boulderharem posts. what message?)

((Check the My messages thing. I sent you one with a thread to check out.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 05:23:04 pm

((Ok sorry i was just confused about all that.)) ((Cool thread.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 05:31:09 pm

Quote from: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 05:23:04 pm

((Ok sorry i was just confused about all that.)) ((Cool thread.))

((You saw the Kevak thing on the last page, right?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 05:33:25 pm

((Kevak-senpai why are you trying to eat the lunch lady?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 30, 2014, 05:34:39 pm

((Because it is one of those threads that you do really random stuff in. She probably tastes like cheese.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 05:35:48 pm

Quote from: Kevak on April 30, 2014, 05:34:39 pm

((Because it is one of those threads that you do really random stuff in. She probably tastes like cheese.))

((Not that thread, Kevak. Different thread. But that quote got put in there. Check the General Discussion board, you should be able to figure out which one it is.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 05:36:25 pm

((Or chicken.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 30, 2014, 05:52:12 pm

I see it lawl.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 07:16:55 pm

((Kevak-senpai why do Lyeos and Zal hate the boulderharem so much?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 30, 2014, 07:18:34 pm

((Ask them?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 07:23:30 pm

(( I don't want Lyeos to throw another hammer at me I'll just assume that they are hiding their love for the boulderharem behide masks of hate.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 30, 2014, 07:26:16 pm

((...derail much?)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 07:36:26 pm

((So anybody know how you guys are going to the cookies?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 07:47:06 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 30, 2014, 07:44:39 pm

Quote from: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 07:36:26 pm

((So anybody know how you guys are going to the cookies?))

((What do you mean?))

((Shit I was distracted while I was typing what I meant to say is how are you guys going to stop the evil cloning kitchen?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on April 30, 2014, 07:52:30 pm

Quote from: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 07:47:06 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 30, 2014, 07:44:39 pm

Quote from: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 07:36:26 pm

((So anybody know how you guys are going to the cookies?))

((What do you mean?))

((Shit I was distracted while I was typing what I meant to say is how are you guys going to stop the evil cloning kitchen?))

((So far we are going for jettensioning it into space.))

Have I made a action?

Jump as far away as possible from the grenades and hold onto something heavy.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 30, 2014, 09:56:46 pm

((...should we have an ooc thread?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 30, 2014, 10:08:04 pm

((I don't know, but it seems like the last 5-6 pages were nothing but OOC))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on April 30, 2014, 10:10:53 pm

((I am finetuning the update speed. I will speed it up a bit starting tomorrow. This shouldn't happen as much.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on April 30, 2014, 10:21:24 pm

((The grenade was indeed thrown last turn, though, and due to go off this one.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 01, 2014, 12:44:29 am

((Jesus, 5 pages of OOC. I think it's time for that OOC thread.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 12:45:19 am

((I'll make one tomorrow when I speed up the updates. Also I will update in a little bit.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 02:26:38 am

Quote from: blazing glory on April 30, 2014, 07:52:30 pm

Quote from: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 07:47:06 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on April 30, 2014, 07:44:39 pm

Quote from: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 07:36:26 pm

((So anybody know how you guys are going to the cookies?))

((What do you mean?))

((Shit I was distracted while I was typing what I meant to say is how are you guys going to stop the evil cloning kitchen?))

((So far we are going for jettensioning it into space.))

Have I made a action?

Jump as far away as possible from the grenades and hold onto something heavy.

(10) You jump a bit too far and bang your head into the wall outside of the messhall doorway. You fail to grab onto something as you just smacked yourself into a wall.

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 30, 2014, 05:00:25 pm

H deactivates the android for now.

(6) You manage to turn it off with no complications.

Quote from: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 04:26:43 pm

Quote from: HugoLuman on April 30, 2014, 04:25:57 pm

((Point being, it's usually easier for everyone to stick to one language.))

((Shhhh! Stop trying to be reasonable! It only leads to frustration!))

Suddenly, Lily realizes she doesn't care about the Mess Hall. Whatsoever. Weighed down by more amyoes* than she needs, she stops by her room to drop it off, then takes another nap.

((*Fake word. Ammo.))

You return to your room with ammo aplenty, maybe a bit too much.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 30, 2014, 04:02:37 am

Take a quick peek inside the bay, then return to listening.

You see H turning off the android from a console and it is now wearing a pressure suit partly.

Quote from: Prophet on April 30, 2014, 03:34:21 am

Go searching for pizza for Drevin.

(12) You find a massive amount of pizza in some random room that you will forget about four minutes after you leave the room.

Quote from: Sinvara on April 30, 2014, 03:32:46 am

Offer the creature a place on the ship, mention that together, both of us can find or forge it an identity.

It says it will consider it.
((Just so you guys/girls/others know, it isn't a god, it just has a obsession with why religions contradict each other and themselves, it showed you several conflicting religious texts in an attempt to explain why it is thinking of religion.))

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 30, 2014, 03:26:47 am

((I feel like a main protagonist :3))

Check the mirror, then alert the crew to the information disposed to me (get cookies OUT of the kitchen and rescue mr metal cookie monster with a cable).

Lerman talks to the dog.

"A... cat, huh? Well, you're a boy, so she'd likely go for a girl, and the only girl on board is Miss Lily, I think."

The dog shrugs and you go check the mirror... You definitely may want to get a tailor, you clearly have a bright blue tail and some bright blue pointy dog ears rather then your normal human ones. How do you want to react to this?

((You're one of the the only characters to have actively attempted to interact with their character development related thing. Some of the characters lack them as I am not quite sure how to help develop the characters but most of the characters do. Only a few have been found so far and only you and one other are actually talking to theirs.))

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 30, 2014, 03:22:07 am

Me hears ye Paul. These cookies be preventin' me from me PIRATE STEW!

scramble to main deck, press the "vent kitchen" button

TO DAVEY JONES' MESSHALL WIT YE!

hand stops before pressing the button

What ye say Paul...? Explosive decompression? But ye said...Aye? Aye! Ah! Where be me ENGINEERS?

Look for Ferrous, me CHIEF ENGINEER!

(7) You find him in the gunnery area, he is in a pool, an Abnormally Deep Pool. Paul says that the pool should not be.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 01, 2014, 02:32:47 am

Take a slice to Drevin.

((That is if I can find Drevin.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 01, 2014, 02:37:05 am

Waters..on me ship....OI! CHIEF ENGINEER LAD! CAPTAIN IS HERE TO ASSIST YE!

Find a long metal cable, tie it to something secure, and lasso it into the "water"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 01, 2014, 02:40:53 am

Having seen enough, The Many conclude that there is something seriously wrong with this ship, but it might be possible to turn to their advantage. They go explore a ClusterFuck Hallway^TM.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 01, 2014, 02:45:22 am

((I call dibs on glow orange.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 01, 2014, 02:48:14 am

((Has the grenade exploded?))

Head to the navigation room

Deceer heads to the navigation room and is prepared to shoot the first thing he sees.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 02:51:22 am

Quote from: blazing glory on May 01, 2014, 02:48:14 am

((Has the grenade exploded?))

((I totally forgot to do that.))
The grenade explodes, showering the room in cookie bits.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 01, 2014, 03:06:14 am

Search for captain.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 01, 2014, 03:06:19 am

Go consume some of the cookies. Work out if new appendages change anything, or if any other body bits have changed.

((*looks at Kevak's avatar*

 :o))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 03:12:32 am

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on May 01, 2014, 03:06:19 am

Go consume some of the cookies. Work out if new appendages change anything, or if any other body bits have changed.

((*looks at Kevak's avatar*

 :o))

((No, they aren't related in any way, your character has a much more vivid blue.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 01, 2014, 03:39:12 am

Deceer sits down somewhere shoots the terminals and cameras and waits.

Find the AI control room.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on May 01, 2014, 05:21:28 am

Ferrous accepted the help, and tried to climb up the cable.


((Removed to prevent small pieces of people dying))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 01, 2014, 07:38:17 am

Figure out exactly what I got! Start napping!

((My bad for [sort of] causing the OOC flood, guys. I was trying to explain why murder was the best option and got carried away.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 01, 2014, 12:25:17 pm

Alone again, H finishes dressing the deactivated android, making sure the suit's visor is set to opaque.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on May 01, 2014, 05:20:45 pm

Continue playing chess with Marco while waiting for some good pizza.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 01, 2014, 11:03:56 pm

((More update?)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 11:08:00 pm

((In a bit, been somewhat distracted.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 01, 2014, 11:44:06 pm

((ok.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 02, 2014, 12:41:35 am

((OOC Thread (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=138266.new#new) is up, rules are enclosed within.))

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on May 01, 2014, 05:20:45 pm

Continue playing chess with Marco while waiting for some good pizza.

You lose four more times.

Quote from: HugoLuman on May 01, 2014, 12:25:17 pm

Alone again, H finishes dressing the deactivated android, making sure the suit's visor is set to opaque.

(10) You finish doing so. You're pretty sure got everything.

Quote from: Lyeos on May 01, 2014, 07:38:17 am

Figure out exactly what I got! Start napping!

((My bad for [sort of] causing the OOC flood, guys. I was trying to explain why murder was the best option and got carried away.))

You got a bunch of ammo, I am going to let you choose as I am way too lazy to look up ammo types and I did say it was an extremely heavily stocked armory. (6) You pass out almost immediately.

Quote from: blazing glory on May 01, 2014, 03:39:12 am

Deceer sits down somewhere shoots the terminals and cameras and waits.

Find the AI control room.

(3) You are unable to find the AI control room.

Quote from: Sinvara on May 01, 2014, 02:43:49 am

Toss my working scalpel onto a nearby desk and ask the thing if it would like more religious knowledge.

It informs you that it has ALL the religious knowledge and is going through the process of systematically disproving everything.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on May 01, 2014, 02:40:53 am

Having seen enough, The Many conclude that there is something seriously wrong with this ship, but it might be possible to turn to their advantage. They go explore a ClusterFuck Hallway^TM.

(11) You explore the hallway near the science lab, you encounter a bucket sitting in the middle of the hallway.

Quote from: Prophet on May 01, 2014, 02:32:47 am

Take a slice to Drevin.

((That is if I can find Drevin.))

(9) You find Drevin, in fact, you walk straight into him.

Quote from: TamerVirus on May 01, 2014, 02:37:05 am

Waters..on me ship....OI! CHIEF ENGINEER LAD! CAPTAIN IS HERE TO ASSIST YE!

Find a long metal cable, tie it to something secure, and lasso it into the "water"

(5) You find one and tie it to some unidentified object. (I can't think of an object.) It's rather secure. You throw it into the pool. It sinks to about Ferrous's grasping area.

Quote from: Coolrune206 on May 01, 2014, 05:21:28 am

Ferrous accepted the help, and tried to climb up the cable.


((Removed to prevent small pieces of people dying))

(6) You manage to climb the cable and haul yourself out of the pool.
((The pool is water, Da'dak? defecated in someone's cabin.))

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on May 01, 2014, 03:06:19 am

Go consume some of the cookies. Work out if new appendages change anything, or if any other body bits have changed.

((*looks at Kevak's avatar*

 :o))

You go eat some cookies, they appear to have spread into the hallway. The dog follows you. During this you check and see if the appendages change anything. You can hear things much easier and you have better balance, you don't notice any other changes.

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on May 01, 2014, 03:06:14 am

Search for captain.

(5) You find the Captain outside the gunnery room with Ferr.

((I think that is everyone.))
((I will probably speed updates up tomorrow, I was feeling tired today.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 02, 2014, 12:44:24 am

Give Drevin the pizza slice. Hi nee-san nii-san i have pizza for you!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 02, 2014, 12:44:51 am

Stand around.

Look for Lily.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 02, 2014, 12:46:41 am

H makes sure the android's disguise is flawless before securing it somewhere hidden

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 02, 2014, 12:55:02 am

Get as many cookies out of the kitchen as possible. Pile them in the mess hall.

((The kitchen duplicates food in it, right?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 02, 2014, 01:00:24 am

((Correct.))

((Also I am going to shower now, I may or may not be back online tonight.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 02, 2014, 01:03:09 am

Have a closer look at the bucket. Is there anything interesting about it?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on May 02, 2014, 01:24:02 am

grabs the slice of pizza and starts eating it.Thanks neko bro. Next time write down the location.Pats sasha's head and smiles.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 02, 2014, 02:31:36 am

By me black beard! There be a sea of cookies in the messhall! It stands to sink me ship! Chief Engineer, can ye fix this?

Drag Ferrous to THE MASS OF COOKIES

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 02, 2014, 03:06:36 am

Quote from: Prophet on May 02, 2014, 12:44:24 am

Give Drevin the pizza slice. Hi nee-san i have pizza for you!

((Wait, so Drevin is a girl?))
Find some guns.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 02, 2014, 03:32:18 am

((Nope, and please don't tempt Kevac with androgynizing him))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 02, 2014, 03:33:49 am

Quote from: HugoLuman on May 02, 2014, 03:32:18 am

((Nope, and please don't tempt Kevac with androgynizing him))

((But nee-san means sister. And boys can't be sisters.... Right?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 02, 2014, 03:47:50 am

(Well, IDK. Maybe Prophet misused the term?)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 02, 2014, 03:51:10 am

((I just saw your guys posts. shit sorry nii-san.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on May 02, 2014, 06:31:21 am

Ferrous moved towards the messhall, with the intent of turning all existing cookies into a fine dust which could then be vacuumed up and then ejected into space.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 02, 2014, 07:22:00 am

Quote from: Sinvara on May 02, 2014, 07:18:32 am

Use my vast knowledge of science to prove that there is no entity that created life or is watching over anything.

((heheheheheheheheh))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 02, 2014, 07:30:58 am

Lily keeps nappin'! What else could there possibly be to do on this ship? From what she's seen, this is a very boring place. Maybe... Maybe she should shoot someone! That would add some excitement to this situation!

((I'd "help" with the cookie problem, but Lily doesn't have anything that can go boom right now. Sorry!))
((Edit: In that case, divide it equally between that pepper spray stuff [Irritates the eyes, duh. Guess it might also affect things with sensitive noses. Yes, these are actually things for shotguns.], more XREPs, and... Regular buckshot, I guess.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 02, 2014, 08:08:05 pm

Quote from: blazing glory on May 02, 2014, 12:44:51 am

Stand around.

Look for Lily.

(7) You find her room. The door is locked, too bad you don't have a key or any grade of hacking ability.

Quote from: HugoLuman on May 02, 2014, 12:46:41 am

H makes sure the android's disguise is flawless before securing it somewhere hidden

(12) It appears to be flawless in your eyes. You certainly didn't forget anything. You think anyways.

Quote from: HugoLuman on May 02, 2014, 03:32:18 am

((Nope, and please don't tempt Kevac with androgynizing him))

((The temptation is already here. Too bad there aren't any abnormalities onship that can do that currently. Gonna have to wait several cycles for that.))

Quote from: Coolrune206 on May 02, 2014, 06:31:21 am

Ferrous moved towards the messhall, with the intent of turning all existing cookies into a fine dust which could then be vacuumed up and then ejected into space.

((This is a really really really bad idea. You sure you want to do that?))Ferr walks to the messhall and takes a moment to consider what he plans on doing.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on May 02, 2014, 01:03:09 am

Have a closer look at the bucket. Is there anything interesting about it?

You look at the bucket, it looks like a bucket, you look into the bucket, it appears to be an endless black pit extending from where the bottom should be.

Quote from: Sinvara on May 02, 2014, 07:18:32 am

Use my vast knowledge of science to prove that there is no entity that created life or is watching over anything.

(1)The Random Number God slaps you in the face, ow. ((The RNG has spoken it appears.))

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on May 02, 2014, 03:06:36 am

Quote from: Prophet on May 02, 2014, 12:44:24 am

Give Drevin the pizza slice. Hi nee-san i have pizza for you!

((Wait, so Drevin is a girl?))
Find some guns.

(2)You locate exactly 0 guns.

Quote from: Lyeos on May 02, 2014, 07:30:58 am

Lily keeps nappin'! What else could there possibly be to do on this ship? From what she's seen, this is a very boring place. Maybe... Maybe she should shoot someone! That would add some excitement to this situation!

((I'd "help" with the cookie problem, but Lily doesn't have anything that can go boom right now. Sorry!))
((Edit: In that case, divide it equally between that pepper spray stuff [Irritates the eyes, duh. Guess it might also affect things with sensitive noses. Yes, these are actually things for shotguns.], more XREPs, and... Regular buckshot, I guess.))

(11) You fall into a sorta coma. Oh shit.

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on May 02, 2014, 01:24:02 am

grabs the slice of pizza and starts eating it.Thanks neko bro. Next time write down the location.Pats sasha's head and smiles.

((Gonna roll the pizza eating for shits and giggles.)) (1 ..Derp, maybe I shouldn't have done that.) You completely miss your mouth and jam the slice into your nose. AAUGH WHY DOES TOMATO SAUCE BURN IF YOU STICK IT UP YOUR NOSE?!

((All other actions are Mundane.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 02, 2014, 08:09:19 pm

Lily keeps being in a coma.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 02, 2014, 08:10:51 pm

Ha nii-san you don't eat pizza with your nose! Runs off to find more people to play with.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on May 02, 2014, 08:24:57 pm

Ferrous slowly raised his two sledgehammers, preparing to decimate all of the cookies with precision.

Effectively, I'm hoping to get a bonus for the turn I actually do this in.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 02, 2014, 08:26:29 pm

Start hauling the cookies out of the kitchen, armfuls at a time.

"Mr metal man! Help get the cookies out of the kitchen before they destroy us all! The blue dog told me to, he knows everything!"

Stop Ferrous if he starts smashing the cookies.

Quote from: Coolrune206 on May 02, 2014, 08:24:57 pm

Ferrous slowly raised his two sledgehammers, preparing to decimate all of the cookies with precision.

Effectively, I'm hoping to get a bonus for the turn I actually do this in.

((BAIL BAIL BAIL
the kitchen will duplicate the cookie dust at rapid speeds, and we'll all drown!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on May 02, 2014, 08:27:41 pm

((Ferrous has no knowledge of the duplicating kitchen, and he can also not drown, as he has no need of oxygen! Even if all goes to hell, ferrous will still be here, slowly chewing on cookie dust. Tis not a bad way to spend the rest of eternity.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 02, 2014, 08:29:00 pm

((Or, we could use that bucket. Hmm? Hmm? Of course, someone will have to find The Many first, and explain the situation. And The Many will have to either tell them about the bucket or figure it out.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 02, 2014, 08:30:28 pm

Quote from: Coolrune206 on May 02, 2014, 08:27:41 pm

((Ferrous has no knowledge of the duplicating kitchen, and he can also not drown, as he has no need of oxygen! Even if all goes to hell, ferrous will still be here, slowly chewing on cookie dust. Tis not a bad way to spend the rest of eternity.))

((He can be flattened by pressure.))

Quote from: Lyeos on May 02, 2014, 08:29:00 pm

((Or, we could use that bucket. Hmm? Hmm? Of course, someone will have to find The Many first, and explain the situation. And The Many will have to either tell them about the bucket or figure it out.))

((Do not feed the bucket.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 02, 2014, 08:31:40 pm

((Guys! The captain should call for all hands to deal with the cookies. That way The Many have a reason to grab the bottomless bucket. Hooray, adventure game logic!)) Ninja'd

H looks for a secure place to hide the android, for now.

Quote from: Coolrune206 on May 02, 2014, 08:27:41 pm

((Ferrous has no knowledge of the duplicating kitchen, and he can also not drown, as he has no need of oxygen! Even if all goes to hell, ferrous will still be here, slowly chewing on cookie dust. Tis not a bad way to spend the rest of eternity.))

((H is in a suit, and The Many presumably don't need oxygen either. They could just leave the ship))

((Not gonna metagame, but wouldn't a massive overshoot mean that the disguise goes horribly right?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 02, 2014, 08:32:55 pm

See if I can force the door open.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 02, 2014, 08:35:10 pm

Quote from: HugoLuman on May 02, 2014, 08:31:40 pm

((Guys! The captain should call for all hands to deal with the cookies. That way The Many have a reason to grab the bottomless bucket. Hooray, adventure game logic!)) Ninja'd

H looks for a secure place to hide the android, for now.

Quote from: Coolrune206 on May 02, 2014, 08:27:41 pm

((Ferrous has no knowledge of the duplicating kitchen, and he can also not drown, as he has no need of oxygen! Even if all goes to hell, ferrous will still be here, slowly chewing on cookie dust. Tis not a bad way to spend the rest of eternity.))

((H is in a suit, and The Many presumably don't need oxygen either. They could just leave the ship))

((Not gonna metagame, but wouldn't a massive overshoot mean that the disguise goes horribly right?))

((If you all don't die, you'll find out what happened.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 02, 2014, 08:46:38 pm

Quote from: Kevak on May 02, 2014, 08:35:10 pm

Quote from: HugoLuman on May 02, 2014, 08:31:40 pm

((Not gonna metagame, but wouldn't a massive overshoot mean that the disguise goes horribly right?))

((If you all don't die, you'll find out what happened.))

((Oh god. The best case scenario is simply that H omitted something important in the disguise.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 02, 2014, 08:50:04 pm

Oi! Chief Engineer lad! Me thinks ye should repair the walls to the kitchen so we can space the cookies in one fell swoop! Aye. Might be needin all hand on deck for this one

Captain goes find the rest of his crew

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on May 02, 2014, 08:52:57 pm

Go to a bathroom, and clean your face of vile pizza. Then practice swinging your machete see if you can improve what can barely be called sword play because your weapon isnt a sword.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 02, 2014, 11:53:56 pm

Find something worthless, drop it in the bucket to see what happens.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 03, 2014, 01:27:08 am

Find Morgan.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 03, 2014, 02:45:12 am

Quote from: Lyeos on May 02, 2014, 08:09:19 pm

Lily keeps being in a coma.

(6) You continue being in a coma.

Quote from: Prophet on May 02, 2014, 08:10:51 pm

Ha nii-san you don't eat pizza with your nose! Runs off to find more people to play with.

(1) You completely fail to find anybody.

Quote from: Coolrune206 on May 02, 2014, 08:24:57 pm

Ferrous slowly raised his two sledgehammers, preparing to decimate all of the cookies with precision.

Effectively, I'm hoping to get a bonus for the turn I actually do this in.

(2) You fail to get into position, you almost get off balance but don't.

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on May 02, 2014, 08:26:29 pm

Start hauling the cookies out of the kitchen, armfuls at a time.

"Mr metal man! Help get the cookies out of the kitchen before they destroy us all! The blue dog told me to, he knows everything!"

Stop Ferrous if he starts smashing the cookies.

Quote from: Coolrune206 on May 02, 2014, 08:24:57 pm

Ferrous slowly raised his two sledgehammers, preparing to decimate all of the cookies with precision.

Effectively, I'm hoping to get a bonus for the turn I actually do this in.

((BAIL BAIL BAIL
the kitchen will duplicate the cookie dust at rapid speeds, and we'll all drown!))

(11) You get quite a few cookies out but you make have broken some of them.

Quote from: HugoLuman on May 02, 2014, 08:31:40 pm

((Guys! The captain should call for all hands to deal with the cookies. That way The Many have a reason to grab the bottomless bucket. Hooray, adventure game logic!)) Ninja'd

H looks for a secure place to hide the android, for now.

Quote from: Coolrune206 on May 02, 2014, 08:27:41 pm

((Ferrous has no knowledge of the duplicating kitchen, and he can also not drown, as he has no need of oxygen! Even if all goes to hell, ferrous will still be here, slowly chewing on cookie dust. Tis not a bad way to spend the rest of eternity.))

((H is in a suit, and The Many presumably don't need oxygen either. They could just leave the ship))

((Not gonna metagame, but wouldn't a massive overshoot mean that the disguise goes horribly right?))

((10) You find a rather good place to hide the android.

Quote from: Sinvara on May 02, 2014, 08:42:18 pm

I take back my laser scalpel and tell the creature that I'm going to look for the others in order explain that it won't hurt anyone before I wander off in search of the others.

You do so, you then begin searching for the crew. (7)You locate some of them around the messhall, you do this by falling into the flood of cookies.

Quote from: TamerVirus on May 02, 2014, 08:50:04 pm

Oi! Chief Engineer lad! Me thinks ye should repair the walls to the kitchen so we can space the cookies in one fell swoop! Aye. Might be needin all hand on deck for this one

Captain goes find the rest of his crew

(8)You find some random 11 year old kid with cat ears and a tail.

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on May 02, 2014, 08:52:57 pm

Go to a bathroom, and clean your face of vile pizza. Then practice swinging your machete see if you can improve what can barely be called sword play because your weapon isnt a sword.

(7)You clean up.(8)You practice a bit and accidentally slice a gash in the wall. Whoops.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on May 02, 2014, 11:53:56 pm

Find something worthless, drop it in the bucket to see what happens.

(1) You somehow utterly fail to find anything at all to drop in.

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on May 03, 2014, 01:27:08 am

Find Morgan.

(8) You locate Morgan, he is standing near some sort of cat person.

((All other actions are Mundane.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 03, 2014, 02:46:48 am

Lily has weird, nonsensical dreams while in a coma!

((I'm curious as to what rolling a one or a twelve will do in this situation.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 03, 2014, 02:48:29 am

The Many walk to the bridge, and check who is on it.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 03, 2014, 03:00:56 am

Huh.... Who might ye be???

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 03, 2014, 03:07:38 am

I'm Sasha who are you? Do you know my nii-san. Are you a pirate that would be sooo cool pirates are awesome! Where are we?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 03, 2014, 03:11:40 am

Yarr..Me names Captain Morgan, and ye be on me ship! Aye, ye be on a pirate ship! Nissan? Paul...do you want a Nissan be? Aye. Nissan be that old four-wheel land machine maker! We be in space lad! There be no four-wheels up here!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 03, 2014, 03:15:28 am

Wow a real pirate that's so cool can I be apart of your crew can I! Not Nissan my Nii-san Drevin he is so cool! Why I'm I on your ship? Where did you get this ship? Do you have any food?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 03, 2014, 03:17:49 am

((Are Morgan and Sasha on the bridge?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 03, 2014, 03:22:35 am

((its unclear, but lets just assume so unless stated otherwise))

Drevin? Paul tells me he be in the washroom. Me crew? Aye. Ye can be apart of me crew. Ye specialize in anythin'?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 03, 2014, 03:26:37 am

The Many mimic a cough and show the bucket.

"Look what I found. A bottomless bucket."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 03, 2014, 03:28:05 am

Not really Nii-san usually Takes care of me except when his busy then sometimes he makes me bring him pizza! But I'm really cute or at least that's what this one lady said I never saw her again then I was really sad!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 03, 2014, 03:30:31 am

Ye specialize in nuthin'..... Aye. Me thinks ye can be useful! Welcome aboard lad!

A bottomless bucket..? Do ye know what happens when one places somethin' in the bucket? Does it go to Davey Jones Locker?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 03, 2014, 03:35:54 am

Is it really bottomless? What's your name mines Sasha. Do you have any food? Why do you have a bottomless bucket?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 03, 2014, 03:37:29 am

((Just for general IC reference, the only people aware of Sasha being male are Drevin because Drevin has lived with Sasha for several thousand years [even if he doesn't remember it consciously.], and Morgan, because Paul told him.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 03, 2014, 03:46:12 am

((So forcing a door open is mundane? Also,is Lily in the room?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 03, 2014, 03:57:36 am

"I am, uh, Cecil. And look for yourself, it is quite bottomless. No, I don't have ay food. And I found it in one of the strange hallways."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on May 03, 2014, 03:59:27 am

Walk away from the hole in the wall and wistle. Makes his way over to Sasha and Morgan

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 03, 2014, 04:00:09 am

Quote from: blazing glory on May 03, 2014, 03:46:12 am

((So forcing a door open is mundane? Also,is Lily in the room?))

((Wait, you posted that? When? Also you can't force doors open. They are vacuum and magnetically sealed, as well as bolted.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 03, 2014, 04:02:08 am

Quote from: Kevak on May 03, 2014, 04:00:09 am

Quote from: blazing glory on May 03, 2014, 03:46:12 am

((So forcing a door open is mundane? Also,is Lily in the room?))

((Wait, you posted that? When? Also you can't force doors open. They are vacuum and magnetically sealed, as well as bolted.))

Quote from: blazing glory on May 02, 2014, 08:32:55 pm

See if I can force the door open.

((So I suppose I can't go anywhere if there's a door in my way. -_-))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 03, 2014, 04:10:52 am

((Why are we even pirates then? If we try to raid a vessel then they can weasel out of it by closing a door and we wouldn't be able to do anything about it,and there's no profit to be made in blasting ships apart for bits of loot.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 03, 2014, 04:12:33 am

((The key here is Explosives, lasers, or Airvents. IC your character knows there are at least two possibly unsafe things in the Airvents and you don't have explosives or lasers.. I think you don't anyways, I'm gonna go check the OP just in case.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 03, 2014, 04:15:02 am

Quote from: Kevak on May 03, 2014, 04:12:33 am

((The key here is Explosives, lasers, or Airvents. IC your character knows there are at least two possibly unsafe things in the Airvents and you don't have explosives or lasers.. I think you don't anyways, I'm gonna go check the OP just in case.))

((My character is too big for stinking air vents as well,at this rate we aren't going to get lasers,and I don't suppose grenades counts as explosives in this universe where a door can stop a army if they don't have anything special.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 03, 2014, 04:18:07 am

((Don't forget that the door controls can be hacked, which is something my character does.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 03, 2014, 04:18:32 am

((Any large metal bulkhead door built to prevent explosive decompression in the event of hallway air pressure failure is going to be hard to get through. And they can be hacked.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 03, 2014, 04:22:31 am

((Contuined to OOC))

((EDIT I meant OOC thread.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 03, 2014, 04:37:25 am

Wander hallways in search of anything interesting or dangerous.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 03, 2014, 05:03:05 am

Wonders off to search for something fun to do. It was nice meeting you captain and Cecil!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 03, 2014, 05:11:18 am

Yarr... till next time...

Oi! Immortal lad, ye be looking for me? Ye wants something?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 03, 2014, 05:28:10 am

"Ah, captain. There you are. I have a question actually...
Where in the nine circles of hell are WE!?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 03, 2014, 05:30:56 am

Were ye sleepin'? We are on the ship! Ship be traveling to some ice planet that we identified as the location of a powerful artifact. Accordingly, we have been sailing for roughly a day and a half. Trip's 12 days.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 03, 2014, 05:33:33 am

"I have been sleeping, actually. God damn Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters... Whatever. What is this artefact you speak of?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 03, 2014, 05:36:44 am

To be fair, nobody is sure. The science lad, Tarak, me thinks was going to pay us a large sum if we retreived it. Seein' as he had the misfortune of tryin' to read my mind, Me thinks he's not going to follow through... Anywho. I reckon we could sell whatever it is to the highest bidder.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 03, 2014, 05:38:29 am

"Interesting. Now then, who the hell was that?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 03, 2014, 05:41:39 am

First time meetin' em. A little thing called Sasha. Must have been hiding on the ship. He's crew now

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 03, 2014, 05:43:21 am

"He? You sure? Then again, god knows I met a cross dresser or two in my life... Still, how the hell would you know if it was a boy?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 03, 2014, 05:44:22 am

As in all good things in life: Paul told me

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on May 03, 2014, 05:45:00 am

Ferrous, frustrated with his failure, struck out with dual sledgehammers at anything (or anyone) that was close to him.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 03, 2014, 05:45:12 am

"Right... Paul told you. So, is he an omniscient immortal parrot god then?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 03, 2014, 05:47:59 am

Hmmm. I wonder...

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 03, 2014, 06:11:31 am

Keep shifting cookies!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 03, 2014, 01:09:23 pm

H reports to the bridge

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 03, 2014, 01:24:13 pm

"What do you wonder, capt'n?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 03, 2014, 04:43:47 pm

"Capt'n? You still there?"
Wave hand in front of Morgans face.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 03, 2014, 08:37:38 pm

Ah! Me be just thinking of the MASSIVE PILE OF COOKIES THREATENING ME SHIP'S INTEGRITY! Unless ye want to be crushed under baked goods, ye should come with me!

Go back to the cookie pile

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 03, 2014, 08:39:18 pm

Having been just about to enter the bridge, H follows them.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on May 03, 2014, 08:43:14 pm

Wake up. Where am I?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 03, 2014, 08:44:28 pm

Having been running around in circles Sasha notices the captain then starts following him. ((Edited: sorry i fixed it. It is now bolded.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on May 03, 2014, 09:54:33 pm

Quote from: Prophet on May 03, 2014, 08:44:28 pm

Having been running around in circles Sasha notices the captain then starts following him.

(( Bold actions lol u dun goofed ))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 03, 2014, 09:58:57 pm

((Shit sorry i'll edited it.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 03, 2014, 09:59:49 pm

H glances at the small figure that came running down the hall behind them, then looks ahead again.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 03, 2014, 10:29:43 pm

Quote from: Playergamer on May 03, 2014, 08:43:14 pm

Wake up. Where am I?

Deceer passes Hales while on the way to explore a hallway.

Your on the Cluster-something,the ship is suffering from mass producing cookies,our employer is insane,our captain is probably insane,and we are only one day in from a 12 day trip.

((That sum it up?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 03, 2014, 10:30:47 pm

((And Lily has locked herself inside her room! Well, actually, she's in a coma, but still.))

((Edit: Actually, thinking on it, all Deceer knows is that Lily's door is locked. I don't think anyone knows she's actually in there other than Drevin.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on May 03, 2014, 11:04:28 pm

"Great. Can I get diagnostics now?"

Get diagnostics.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 03, 2014, 11:53:58 pm

The Many follow the captain.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 04, 2014, 12:44:27 am

Go to the mess hall.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 04, 2014, 03:30:28 am

Quote from: Sinvara on May 04, 2014, 03:01:30 am

(Repost.)

Lift myself up from the flood of cookies and flee down a random corridor. (I just remembered that I was meant to be insane.)

((You got better.))

Hooray! Someone who isn't trying to kill us all is coming to help!

Also, I have a tail and dog ears because (kevak is a furry) reasons.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 04, 2014, 03:36:08 am

((I am too tired to update tonight, should have done it earlier. Sorreh! I'll update tomorrow.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 04, 2014, 12:43:17 pm

(Who's at or headed to the cookies right now?)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on May 04, 2014, 05:29:27 pm

Looks for a rifle or sniper of some kind. Search in the hallways and search in the armoury.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 04, 2014, 09:29:15 pm

Quote from: HugoLuman on May 04, 2014, 12:43:17 pm

(Who's at or headed to the cookies right now?)

smurfingtonthethird,Ferrous,probably someone else as well.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 04, 2014, 10:05:30 pm

Quote from: Lyeos on May 03, 2014, 02:46:48 am

Lily has weird, nonsensical dreams while in a coma!

((I'm curious as to what rolling a one or a twelve will do in this situation.))

(... You actually rolled a natural 12. Idefk.) Your dreams are filled with chaotic images of Pink Cats and Meowing. "MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW!"

Quote from: blazing glory on May 03, 2014, 04:37:25 am

Wander hallways in search of anything interesting or dangerous.

(4) Sadly you fail to find anything interesting in the wandering.

Quote from: Coolrune206 on May 03, 2014, 05:45:00 am

Ferrous, frustrated with his failure, struck out with dual sledgehammers at anything (or anyone) that was close to him.

(11) You hit the closest thing to you, which is a wall, you put a hole in the wall, your sledge hammer is now embedded in the wall.

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on May 03, 2014, 06:11:31 am

Keep shifting cookies!

(5) You continue moving cookies.

Quote from: Playergamer on May 03, 2014, 11:04:28 pm

"Great. Can I get diagnostics now?"

Get diagnostics.

(2 vs 8-2) "N0P3! N0 D149N0571C5 F0R Y0U" Reads out on the screen.

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on May 04, 2014, 05:29:27 pm

Looks for a rifle or sniper of some kind. Search in the hallways and search in the armoury.

(4) You do not locate a rifle or a sniper, you probably didn't look close enough.

((Other actions are mundane.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 04, 2014, 10:12:19 pm

((I knew exploring a hallway would be useless.))


Make a comment to no one in particular about how things are boring and we are doomed.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 04, 2014, 10:15:12 pm

((You got  four, you need a 5 or higher to find something.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 04, 2014, 10:23:31 pm

Start removing cookies from the kitchen

Aye, be needing assistance here!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 04, 2014, 10:26:05 pm

Look around for this http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-184

Clean up the cookies like a boring deck hand because I'm not allowed to do anything else.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 04, 2014, 10:27:33 pm

"Very well."

Grab a few cookies and drop them in the bucket.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 04, 2014, 10:29:48 pm

Ok captain! starts to remove cookies.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 04, 2014, 10:31:47 pm

((Damnit Ferrous, stop putting holes in walls!))

H follows the captain's orders and starts removing cookies.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 04, 2014, 11:41:54 pm

((NOOO! Lily got the cat.))

Keep shifting! Dog, can you help at all?

Keep hauling, check how many are left.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 04, 2014, 11:43:56 pm

((Who else were you expecting? The only other really applicable option is already a sorta catperson and doesn't have the right personality for the Cat.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 04, 2014, 11:47:21 pm

((If my action succeeds then there will be much !!SCIENCE!! involved.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 04, 2014, 11:51:52 pm

((I already said there will not be any currently existing SCP's, if you get a natural 6 then you will find a similar one that follows different rules entirely and does somewhat different things but is still along the lines of that.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 04, 2014, 11:57:08 pm

Quote from: Kevak on May 04, 2014, 11:51:52 pm

((I already said there will not be any currently existing SCP's, if you get a natural 6 then you will find a similar one that follows different rules entirely and does somewhat different things but is still along the lines of that.))

((Oh...when's the update?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 04, 2014, 11:58:41 pm

((Didn't I just update like an hour ago? Edit: Correction, two hours ago.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 05, 2014, 12:01:09 am

Quote from: Kevak on May 04, 2014, 11:58:41 pm

((Didn't I just update like an hour ago?))

((Yeah I just want to know when you'd update again as you seem to be rather...unpredictable when it comes to updates.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 05, 2014, 12:02:35 am

((Main reason for the unpredictability is I am reading through the entire tWoOtA archive this week. I am almost done, I ish on the 800somethingith page.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on May 05, 2014, 12:11:07 am

Looks for a rifle or sniper rifle again, but pays closer attention to each n every room.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 05, 2014, 12:12:30 am

((He's reading The Warrens of Orric the Awesome))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 05, 2014, 01:42:39 am

Eat lots of cookies.
"Nom nom nom.... Cookies!"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 05, 2014, 02:05:56 am

Sasha also eats some of the cookies while he carries them.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 05, 2014, 02:14:58 am

((Sasha is a Trap, Sasha is male, search for the chara sheet buried in there somewhere.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 05, 2014, 02:43:41 am

((Sasha is male but looks female, Sasha would be a Reverse Trap if Sasha looked like a male but was female.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 05, 2014, 02:49:28 am

((We'll convert you yet Sinvara!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 05, 2014, 02:56:12 am

((Yes we will convert you mein friend.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on May 05, 2014, 05:07:58 am

Remove sledgehammer from wall.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 05, 2014, 07:35:44 am

Shutupshutupshutup!
HUG THE DREAM CATS INTO SUBMISSION!
((Ahem! +5 Hug giving stat!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 06, 2014, 01:38:18 am

*stares at kevak*

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 06, 2014, 01:45:10 am

((Not updating tonight, can't get myself in the mood, had a bit of an issue earlier tonight.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 06, 2014, 01:49:14 am

((I understand. I kinda drop the ball a lot.  ;D))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 06, 2014, 01:50:47 am

((*shrugs* I would be updating if I could get myself in the mood, just something somewhat upsetting happened earlier tonight so I can't get in the mood.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 06, 2014, 02:26:29 am

((Do you want to take it to the sad thread? (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=43236.75690;topicseen)))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 06, 2014, 02:30:20 am

((Not sad enough to do that, it is somewhat upsetting but not enough to require that.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 06, 2014, 03:03:13 am

Disregard Wrong thread

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 06, 2014, 05:27:00 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on May 04, 2014, 10:22:51 pm

Wander around a random hallway and look for anything interesting/unusual.

(6) You find what appears to be a small silver colored handgun. in the corner of one of the dead ends of a hallway.

Quote from: TamerVirus on May 04, 2014, 10:23:31 pm

Start removing cookies from the kitchen

Aye, be needing assistance here!

(12) You get quite a few out, you also may have broken some.

Quote from: blazing glory on May 04, 2014, 10:26:05 pm

Look around for this http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-184

Clean up the cookies like a boring deck hand because I'm not allowed to do anything else.

((You do know that you can look in the hallways for technically anything provided it isn't a current SCP, if you get lucky enough, you will almost certainly find it provided it isn't game breaking.))
(7) You remove some cookies.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on May 04, 2014, 10:27:33 pm

"Very well."

Grab a few cookies and drop them in the bucket.

You Fed The Bucket. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Quote from: Prophet on May 04, 2014, 10:29:48 pm

Ok captain! starts to remove cookies.

(2) You start moving some but then forget what you were doing and get distracted with eating the delicious cookies.

Quote from: HugoLuman on May 04, 2014, 10:31:47 pm

((Damnit Ferrous, stop putting holes in walls!))

H follows the captain's orders and starts removing cookies.

(7) You move some cookies.

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on May 04, 2014, 11:41:54 pm

((NOOO! Lily got the cat.))

Keep shifting! Dog, can you help at all?

Keep hauling, check how many are left.

(11,3) You move a decent amount of cookies, you also may have broken some. You think the kitchen is about two thirds to one half full of cookies.

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on May 05, 2014, 12:11:07 am

Looks for a rifle or sniper rifle again, but pays closer attention to each n every room.

(5) You locate a sniper rifle, it is a bit old and might need some fixing up, but it is intact and serviceable.

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on May 05, 2014, 01:42:39 am

Eat lots of cookies.
"Nom nom nom.... Cookies!"

Delicious.

Quote from: Coolrune206 on May 05, 2014, 05:07:58 am

Remove sledgehammer from wall.

(10) You remove your sledgehammer from the wall.

Quote from: Lyeos on May 05, 2014, 07:35:44 am

Shutupshutupshutup!
HUG THE DREAM CATS INTO SUBMISSION!
((Ahem! +5 Hug giving stat!))

(4+5=9) You huggle the dream cats, which turn out to not be cats at all after you spend some time running around and grouping  them all together, they actually turn out to be a woman with rather long pink hair. "Geddoff!"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on May 06, 2014, 05:30:02 pm

Heads back to his temporary station as pilot and sits in the chair looking over it. Look for anything "Peculiar"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 06, 2014, 05:32:52 pm

create pie. Use cookies for this.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 06, 2014, 05:33:20 pm

Give me a cookie and help me figure out how to wake up first.

Lily keeps hugging her, since apparently this irritates the weird pink-haired lady.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 06, 2014, 05:38:26 pm

Cookie removal duty continued: The OMGWTF WHY ARE SO MANY COOKIES STILL ARGGHHHH

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 06, 2014, 05:40:21 pm

Eat more cookies. Yay cookies!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 06, 2014, 05:57:51 pm

(Step 1, everyone goes to bridge, except one person. Step 2, seal door. Step 3, have brave volunteer depressurize the kitchen area and vent cookies into space.)
(Alternately: Step 1, all cookies go into the bucket. Step 2, bucket goes out the airlock. Step 3, pray for mercy.)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 06, 2014, 05:59:01 pm

((While Lily stays safe inside of her room due to a coma. Woo!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 06, 2014, 06:03:52 pm

((I'm not volunteering.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 06, 2014, 06:04:53 pm

((Not it.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 06, 2014, 06:05:05 pm

((As a warning, launching the bucket out the airlock is THE WORST possible thing you could do in this situation.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 06, 2014, 06:05:37 pm

((What happens if we forcibly turn the bucket inside out?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 06, 2014, 06:08:48 pm

((I think it should be either H or Ferrous, since they have the best chance of surviving.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on May 06, 2014, 06:23:55 pm

Quote from: HugoLuman on May 06, 2014, 06:08:48 pm

((I think it should be either H or Ferrous, since they have the best chance of surviving.))

((I'll do it, you just have to convince my character to do it first.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 06, 2014, 06:25:49 pm

Quote from: Lyeos on May 06, 2014, 06:05:37 pm

((What happens if we forcibly turn the bucket inside out?))

((You don't wanna be NEAR the bucket now that it's been fed.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 06, 2014, 06:27:23 pm

Quote from: Kevak on May 06, 2014, 06:25:49 pm

Quote from: Lyeos on May 06, 2014, 06:05:37 pm

((What happens if we forcibly turn the bucket inside out?))

((You don't wanna be NEAR the bucket now that it's been fed.))

((I'm thinking explosives, which could go horribly wrong or horribly right.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 06, 2014, 06:34:13 pm

Quote from: Coolrune206 on May 06, 2014, 06:23:55 pm

Quote from: HugoLuman on May 06, 2014, 06:08:48 pm

((I think it should be either H or Ferrous, since they have the best chance of surviving.))

((I'll do it, you just have to convince my character to do it first.))

((H would do it if ordered))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 06, 2014, 07:45:27 pm

Keep shifting cookies! (can we get a timeskip-type thing here)

Dog, help shift cookies!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 06, 2014, 10:47:31 pm

Analyse the bucket for any anomalous energies affecting it.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 06, 2014, 11:14:17 pm

Look for a cybernetics room inside the ship.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on May 07, 2014, 12:06:51 am

"What should I name this gun of mine....hmmmmmmm.....

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 07, 2014, 12:36:36 am

((Name it Steve.)) ((Just a suggestion name it what ever you want.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 07, 2014, 12:45:31 am

Quote from: IcyTea31 on May 06, 2014, 10:47:31 pm

Analyse the bucket for any anomalous energies affecting it.

Rule One of finding SCPs in space:

Chuck it out the fucking airlock.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 07, 2014, 12:48:20 am

((Not if it is a Keter grade.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 07, 2014, 12:49:35 am

Quote from: Kevak on May 07, 2014, 12:48:20 am

((Not if it is a Keter grade.))

((If it's Keter grade then when we toss it out the airlock we'll know what it does!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 07, 2014, 12:50:17 am

Quote from: Kevak on May 07, 2014, 12:48:20 am

((Not if it is a Keter grade.))

((That gives you more of a reason to throw it out the airlock. Unless it can teleport.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 07, 2014, 12:51:13 am

((I say we lock it up somewhere let us not throw the evil bucket of doom out into space!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 07, 2014, 12:51:55 am

Quote from: Prophet on May 07, 2014, 12:51:13 am

((I say we lock it up somewhere let us not throw the evil bucket of doom out into space!))

((If we chuck it into space then it becomes someone else's problem!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 07, 2014, 12:54:49 am

((The gm who knows what it does is telling us that it is a bad idea so i would suggest that we form a better plan then chuck it outside.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 07, 2014, 12:55:51 am

((If you chuck it into space, outside of the ship that is suppressing its effects... It will not end well.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 07, 2014, 12:58:19 am

((I'm not volunteering.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 07, 2014, 12:58:24 am

((Hrmpf! Proper players would chuck it outside....))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 07, 2014, 01:13:14 am

((Well i do too if i remember right but i look like a child so yea that would be so messed up.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 07, 2014, 01:34:00 am

((Here's what we know IC

We don't yet know about the bucket's negative effects
We don't know that the ship counteracts its effects
In fact, only The Many EDIT: and Morgan know it's not an ordinary bucket

Once it starts manifesting bad stuff, the only logical IC response would be jetisoning it or attempting to destroy it.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 07, 2014, 02:00:41 am

Quote from: HugoLuman on May 07, 2014, 01:34:00 am

((In fact, only The Many know it's not an ordinary bucket))

((False, I showed it off to Morgan and Sasha a few turns ago.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 07, 2014, 02:03:58 am

((Sasha can't draw from short term memory until it is a week old. He can draw from memories a week before this to several thousand years ago. The moment you leave the room, Sasha completely forgets about you for a week or until you pop up again.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on May 07, 2014, 05:49:09 pm

"Alright I'm gonna name this sniper Ket....don't know why though....why am I still talking? I think im going a little crazy....Nahhhh to bored for that."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 07, 2014, 09:48:10 pm

((Uhhh... Kevak? [Insert Slightly Concerned Yet Accusing Stare Here]))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 07, 2014, 09:52:34 pm

((I'm busy, I'll update by midnight my time. It's 7:53pm right now.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 07, 2014, 09:54:08 pm

((Huh. So, by 2 A.M. for me. Well, at least I'll be up all night cramming for my exam tomorrow. By the way, you forgot the last )), you know.))

((Edit: And I forgot how to spell words.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 07, 2014, 09:56:20 pm

((Ugh I'm in the same timezone as you Kevac. Please don't do too much before morning guys!))

H stops and points back towards the bridge.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on May 07, 2014, 09:59:07 pm

Quote from: HugoLuman on May 07, 2014, 09:56:20 pm

((Ugh I'm in the same timezone as you Kevac. Please don't do too much before morning guys!))

H stops and points back towards the bridge.

((HUGO THIS MEANS I HAVE THE SAME TIMEZONE AS YOU...cuz me n kev are like 75 miles away from eachother....sorreh bout dis small bit of OOC lewl))
Begins to polish his new weapon...its so nice.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 07, 2014, 10:01:43 pm

((I can't be up late for a 3rd night in a row. Sorry guys. But I do hope we can RP this right now so I can get an actual action before the turn comes.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 08, 2014, 12:58:40 am

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on May 06, 2014, 05:30:02 pm

Heads back to his temporary station as pilot and sits in the chair looking over it. Look for anything "Peculiar"

(2) You don't notice any problems. None at all! That most certainly isn't a broken spring, no sir.

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on May 06, 2014, 05:32:52 pm

create pie. Use cookies for this.

You would be making a pie, sadly you can't get into the kitchen.

Quote from: Lyeos on May 06, 2014, 05:33:20 pm

Give me a cookie and help me figure out how to wake up first.

Lily keeps hugging her, since apparently this irritates the weird pink-haired lady.

(1+5=6) You continue clinging. "I don't have any cookies and you were the one who put yourself in a coma."

Quote from: TamerVirus on May 06, 2014, 05:38:26 pm

Cookie removal duty continued: The OMGWTF WHY ARE SO MANY COOKIES STILL ARGGHHHH

(2) You get some out but then you slip and fall in the cookies.

Quote from: Prophet on May 06, 2014, 05:40:21 pm

Eat more cookies. Yay cookies!

COOKIES!

Quote from: Sinvara on May 06, 2014, 06:21:34 pm

Pick up the handgun and examine it.

You look at the handgun, it looks like a pistol and is rather silvery, you do not recognize it.

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on May 06, 2014, 07:45:27 pm

Keep shifting cookies! (can we get a timeskip-type thing here)

Dog, help shift cookies!

(1)You utterly fail to move any cookies and instead trip and fall into the cookies.
(9)The dog helps a bit, he breaks quite a few cookies also.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on May 06, 2014, 10:47:31 pm

Analyse the bucket for any anomalous energies affecting it.

(10)There isn't Anything coming out of it. That is rather abnormal. Past the blackness, the bucket emits nothing whatsoever.

Quote from: blazing glory on May 06, 2014, 11:14:17 pm

Look for a cybernetics room inside the ship.

(8) You locate the workshop, which is the closest to a cybernetics suite as you'll find onship.

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on May 07, 2014, 09:59:07 pm

Quote from: HugoLuman on May 07, 2014, 09:56:20 pm

((Ugh I'm in the same timezone as you Kevac. Please don't do too much before morning guys!))

H stops and points back towards the bridge.

((HUGO THIS MEANS I HAVE THE SAME TIMEZONE AS YOU...cuz me n kev are like 75 miles away from eachother....sorreh bout dis small bit of OOC lewl))
Begins to polish his new weapon...its so nice.

You begin polishing the Certainly Not Partly Broken Gun.
((Hugo, you better not be living across the street from me.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 08, 2014, 01:04:12 am

Look around the workshop,maybe the ship's previous residents had a project or something.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 08, 2014, 01:04:34 am

Sasha after eating the cookies starts exploring.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 08, 2014, 01:05:01 am

Find training room. Train there,

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 08, 2014, 01:08:17 am

Remove cookies!

Mr Captain Sir, could you possibly keep everyone focused on the crisis at hand instead of them wandering off?

((c'mon kevak, hauling cookies is no fun, make it end and give us something new to kill do!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 08, 2014, 01:09:53 am

((You guys just need another 17 total removal numbers to get them out.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 08, 2014, 01:25:46 am

Lads, Captain says to remove cookies!

Remove cookies. Again. Again.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 08, 2014, 01:39:20 am

Quote from: Kevak on May 08, 2014, 12:58:40 am

((Hugo, you better not be living across the street from me.))

((Unless you're in college in the SoCal area, then there's very little chance of that.))
((Also, since no one took me up on that RP prompt, can you add a roll for me continuing to remove cookies to this last turn?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 08, 2014, 01:49:10 am

Quote from: HugoLuman on May 08, 2014, 01:39:20 am

Quote from: Kevak on May 08, 2014, 12:58:40 am

((Hugo, you better not be living across the street from me.))

((Unless you're in college in the SoCal area, then there's very little chance of that.))
((Also, since no one took me up on that RP prompt, can you add a roll for me continuing to remove cookies to this last turn?))

(7)You move cookies.
((SoCal? do you mean South California?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 08, 2014, 01:52:35 am

((Yes.))

H stops shifting cookies and stands next to a crew member.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 08, 2014, 01:55:03 am

(...Near LA?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 08, 2014, 01:56:38 am

((In that county, but currently staying in the OC area for uni))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 08, 2014, 01:58:01 am

Quote from: HugoLuman on May 08, 2014, 01:52:35 am

((Yes.))

H stops shifting cookies and stands next to a crew member.

"Oh hi.....
Who the hell are you?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 08, 2014, 01:59:59 am

((Interesting.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 08, 2014, 02:56:40 am

((Sorry about this but I've really got to go to sleep.))

H points back towards the bridge.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 08, 2014, 02:57:30 am

((I'm about to head to sleep also.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on May 08, 2014, 05:25:05 am

Ferrous starts removing cookies.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 08, 2014, 03:49:46 pm

"Right. And if you don't want to be kissed against your will, I suggest you explain who you are and what's going on."
Lily sits in front of the pink-haired lady, waiting for an explanation.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 08, 2014, 03:55:02 pm

((Alright, we can do this the fun way, or we can spend turns continual shifting cookies until it's done, however many turns is takes.))

H stands next to Ferrous.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 08, 2014, 04:09:42 pm

"Hey, dude standing beside that iron fella that attacked me before, I asked you a question. Who the hell are you?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on May 08, 2014, 04:11:01 pm

Ferrous, noticing the creature, turns around and tilts his head on it's side, inquiringly.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 08, 2014, 04:55:45 pm

H gestures towards the bridge

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on May 08, 2014, 05:44:35 pm

Ferrous tilts his head even further, moreso questioningly.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on May 08, 2014, 05:44:55 pm

Try to figure out where I am. Again.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 08, 2014, 06:17:24 pm

H points to the cookies, then looks towards the nearest airlock.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 08, 2014, 06:18:41 pm

Quote from: Playergamer on May 08, 2014, 05:44:55 pm

Try to figure out where I am. Again.

((I vote you're under the bed in Lily's room, just for the "lols".))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 08, 2014, 06:28:56 pm

Finish moving the cookies. Get dog to help, then take a well earned rest stop metal man from killing us all.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on May 08, 2014, 06:53:53 pm

Drevin rushes over to help the others with their cookie problems attempting to shovel cookies away to wherever the hell they need to go.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on May 08, 2014, 07:03:39 pm

Ferrous nods emphatically, giving the creature a big "thumbs up" He raised a hammer, then looked at the wall next to the airlock.

Ferrous raises his hammers and walks over to the wall nearby the airlock, preparing to smash it.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 08, 2014, 07:04:44 pm

((... Oh dear.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 08, 2014, 07:32:25 pm

(( ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? WE SPENT SO MANY FUCKING TURNS JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF THE COOKIES AND YOU ARE JUST GOING TO FUCK ALL OF US OVER???))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 08, 2014, 07:33:32 pm

((Moral of the story? Comas save lives.  ;D))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on May 08, 2014, 07:35:19 pm

Ferrous saw the creature pointing at the wall, not the airlock, and then at the cookies. He assumed that the creature wanted the wall gone so he could remove the cookies. Weird. Why not use the airlock? Whatever, this creatures knows best...

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 08, 2014, 07:37:26 pm

((Well at least it is the wall in the direction of the bridge and not outside the ship.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 08, 2014, 07:38:55 pm

((I thought the cookies were fine to space? Just not the kitchen or the bucket.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 08, 2014, 07:41:19 pm

((Don't break the ship please.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 08, 2014, 09:00:37 pm

H holds up a hand, and motions for Ferrous to go to the bridge.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 08, 2014, 11:43:56 pm

((Oh, just noticed I hadn't an action for this turn.))

Take the bucket to the science lab. Do science on it.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 09, 2014, 12:35:49 am

Quote from: IcyTea31 on May 08, 2014, 11:43:56 pm

((Oh, just noticed I hadn't an action for this turn.))

Take the bucket to the science lab. Do science on it.

(2HR) You get to the lab but don't accomplish any science. Everything just sorta.. Frizzed out for a moment.

Quote from: Coolrune206 on May 08, 2014, 07:03:39 pm

Ferrous nods emphatically, giving the creature a big "thumbs up" He raised a hammer, then looked at the wall next to the airlock.


Ferrous raises his hammers and walks over to the wall nearby the airlock, preparing to smash it.

(2)Ferrous Cancels Deconstruct Airlock. Reason: Interrupted By Cookies.

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on May 08, 2014, 06:53:53 pm

Drevin rushes over to help the others with their cookie problems attempting to shovel cookies away to wherever the hell they need to go.

(9) You move cookies.

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on May 08, 2014, 06:28:56 pm

Finish moving the cookies. Get dog to help, then take a well earned rest stop metal man from killing us all.

(8,12) You and the dog remove the last of the cookies.

Quote from: Playergamer on May 08, 2014, 05:44:55 pm

Try to figure out where I am. Again.

(8) You are pretty sure you are in the messhall, half buried in cookies.

Quote from: Lyeos on May 08, 2014, 03:49:46 pm

"Right. And if you don't want to be kissed against your will, I suggest you explain who you are and what's going on."
Lily sits in front of the pink-haired lady, waiting for an explanation.

..Oh, you swing Thaaat way. Interesting. Currently you wouldn't understand my name even if I told you it, my physical form hasn't developed far enough yet nor is it currently bound to you. Currently you are in a coma. You nap almost as much as I do, which is a bit ridiculous for something that actually needs to eat. Also currently there are a very large amount of cookies in the messhall. Also something was fed that shouldn't have been fed.

Quote from: Sinvara on May 08, 2014, 01:06:53 am

Quote from: blazing glory on May 08, 2014, 01:04:12 am

Look around the workshop,maybe the ship's previous residents had a project or something.

((Ahem! The ship's previous residents might still be on the ship, possibly walking around, dead or not.))

Look for the gun's chamber, after I'm done, flick the safety on (provided it has one), and put it into my pocket to look at later.

You cannot find a chamber for the gun, it doesn't appear to accept ammunition in any way actually. You do find a safety though and turn it on.

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on May 08, 2014, 01:05:01 am

Find training room. Train there,

You begin searching for a training room. There isn't one onboard so you just spend the time wandering. ((There is a map you know.))

Quote from: Prophet on May 08, 2014, 01:04:34 am

Sasha after eating the cookies starts exploring.

You find a room that is vaguely familiar.

Quote from: blazing glory on May 08, 2014, 01:04:12 am

Look around the workshop,maybe the ship's previous residents had a project or something.

There is a corpse in the corner of the room and several incomplete mechanical objects are scattered around the room.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 09, 2014, 12:43:32 am

Look around the room. Ummmmm where i'm i?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 09, 2014, 12:58:00 am

Go find miss chocolate lady and give her some of the stockpiled chocolate cookies.

Where is she, anyway?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 09, 2014, 12:58:27 am

Quote from: Kevak on May 09, 2014, 12:35:49 am

(2HR)

((What does the HR mean in the roll?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 09, 2014, 01:11:35 am

((I assume Hidden Roll))

Yarrr....That be the last of them cookies..Now be time for lookin'

Inspect the kitchen for any anomalies

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 09, 2014, 01:16:21 am

Inspect the corpse closely.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on May 09, 2014, 01:18:59 am

"Yo before everyone leaves I need to ask. Can someone who is good with engineering give my rifle a thorough inspection and upgrade it somehow?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 09, 2014, 01:20:34 am

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on May 09, 2014, 01:18:59 am

"Yo before everyone leaves I need to ask. Can someone who is good with engineering give my rifle a thorough inspection and upgrade it somehow?"

((Que Ferrous coming into the scene.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 09, 2014, 01:24:48 am

Attempt to find some sort of map.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 09, 2014, 01:32:35 am

Quote from: TamerVirus on May 09, 2014, 01:11:35 am

((I assume Hidden Roll))

Yarrr....That be the last of them cookies..Now be time for lookin'

Inspect the kitchen for any anomalies

((Correct.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 09, 2014, 02:00:17 am

The situation seeming over for now, H wanders off to check the microphones.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 09, 2014, 02:42:19 am

Using the science lab and the manufacturing bay, construct a probe with the longest-range transmitters possible. Drop it in the bucket.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on May 09, 2014, 05:17:56 am

Ferrous sadly walked over to the bridge, his hammers dragging behind him.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 09, 2014, 07:37:30 am

"Right. Now, why exactly are you in my dream?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on May 09, 2014, 08:26:46 pm

"Yo rock monster dude...Can you work on my rifle for a bit? Like give it a tune up so to speak."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on May 09, 2014, 08:57:33 pm

Rock Monster...? Rock Monster?! ROCK MONSTER?!?!?! Upon hearing this, Ferrous goes into full rage mode, grabbing the rifle and snapping it in half, then grinding up the components into little pieces.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on May 09, 2014, 10:36:56 pm

Drevin just stands there staring at Ferrous.....right in the feels dude.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 09, 2014, 11:52:50 pm

((Methinks it was just a glimpse at Ferrous's thoughts. In an odd way, though.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 10, 2014, 12:03:13 am

Quote from: Prophet on May 09, 2014, 12:43:32 am

Look around the room. Ummmmm where i'm i?

Nobody responds, as nobody is around. There is a bed and two doors in the room.

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on May 09, 2014, 12:58:00 am

Go find miss chocolate lady and give her some of the stockpiled chocolate cookies.

Where is she, anyway?

(7) You locate the room that the ships register says is hers. Sadly it is locked.

Quote from: TamerVirus on May 09, 2014, 01:11:35 am

((I assume Hidden Roll))

Yarrr....That be the last of them cookies..Now be time for lookin'

Inspect the kitchen for any anomalies

(2) You fail to notice anything beyond an abnormal lack of alcohol on the table directly in front of you. Paul tells you alcohol is in the fridge.

Quote from: Sinvara on May 09, 2014, 01:15:30 am

Wander about some more, if I don't find anything interesting, then I head back to the bridge to talk to my new friend.

(10) You find a corpse laying in the middle of a hallway.

Quote from: blazing glory on May 09, 2014, 01:16:21 am

Inspect the corpse closely.

(10)You're pretty sure it is the same corpse that was in the armory.

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on May 09, 2014, 01:24:48 am

Attempt to find some sort of map.

(4) You locate a somewhat glitchy terminal with the ship map printed on it. ((Map is buried somewhere in the thread near the beginning, if you had rolled a 6 I would have gone and found it of you, you're gonna need to find it if you want it though since you got a four.))

Quote from: HugoLuman on May 09, 2014, 02:00:17 am

The situation seeming over for now, H wanders off to check the microphones.

(6) Most of the microphones detected a maniacal cackling and skittering noises.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on May 09, 2014, 02:42:19 am

Using the science lab and the manufacturing bay, construct a probe with the longest-range transmitters possible. Drop it in the bucket.

(9HR) You construct a probe and drop it in the bucket. Everything frizzes again for a moment after you drop it in.

Quote from: Coolrune206 on May 09, 2014, 08:57:33 pm

Rock Monster...? Rock Monster?! ROCK MONSTER?!?!?! Upon hearing this, Ferrous goes into full rage mode, grabbing the rifle and snapping it in half, then grinding up the components into little pieces.

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on May 09, 2014, 10:36:56 pm

Drevin just stands there staring at Ferrous.....right in the feels dude.

(2) You fail to grab the rifle and instead put a hole in the wall to Drevin's left.
Drevin just stares at you with a slightly hurt look on his face. You think you might be overreacting.

Quote from: Lyeos on May 09, 2014, 07:37:30 am

"Right. Now, why exactly are you in my dream?"

Because you are the only newcomer that interests me.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 10, 2014, 12:09:32 am

Get a tracking station up and find that probe.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 10, 2014, 12:11:17 am

call up a meeting.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 10, 2014, 12:12:13 am

Peek through the door but stay in the room. Hello?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 10, 2014, 12:13:10 am

"I'm assuming you expect me to do something for you, then. Just hurry up and tell me what you want."

Lily starts trying to make something in this place, since she still assumes this is her mind. Perhaps, at the very least, two chairs, a table, and a cup of tea for the slightly irritating lady talking to her.

((Do these doors automatically lock or something? Because I don't recall locking that door. Although, I guess Drevin might have, but I don't think he did.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 10, 2014, 12:23:32 am

Corpses don't move by themselves...

Stab it.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on May 10, 2014, 12:36:31 am

Pats ferrous on the shoulder.
Sorry I meant to say Ferrous. My apologies friend.
Bows slightly in apology.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 10, 2014, 12:58:59 am

Knock on the door. Attract attention. If no response, leave cookies at the door, then go to bed.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 10, 2014, 01:01:03 am

Inspect the fridge!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on May 10, 2014, 06:08:33 am

((Ferrous does not speak. As he is made of entirely metal, he cannot produce any sound more than the shrill noise of metal grinding against metal. If he was EVER going to be able to communicate, I would also use "" quotation marks.))

Ferrous's eye twitched. Even the apology was not enough to calm him down. He was a bit less angry than earlier, but he still grabbed the person's rifle and shoved it into the hole in the wall.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on May 10, 2014, 08:13:14 pm

Keeps his rifle away from Ferrous....cranky rock/metal man.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on May 10, 2014, 08:14:29 pm

"Son, calm down."

Calm Ferrous down.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 12, 2014, 02:26:45 pm

Quote from: IcyTea31 on May 10, 2014, 12:09:32 am

Get a tracking station up and find that probe.

You fail to detect the probe, it's like it completely vanished, not even a weak energy signature from the bucket.

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on May 10, 2014, 12:11:17 am

call up a meeting.

You call a meeting, you can't tell if anybody cares enough to show up.

Quote from: Prophet on May 10, 2014, 12:12:13 am

Peek through the door but stay in the room. Hello?

You peek through one of the doors, you see a long darker then normal hallway with doors all along its length, there are numbers on each door, one of the nearby numbers seems vaguely familiar.

Quote from: Lyeos on May 10, 2014, 12:13:10 am

"I'm assuming you expect me to do something for you, then. Just hurry up and tell me what you want."

Lily starts trying to make something in this place, since she still assumes this is her mind. Perhaps, at the very least, two chairs, a table, and a cup of tea for the slightly irritating lady talking to her.

((Do these doors automatically lock or something? Because I don't recall locking that door. Although, I guess Drevin might have, but I don't think he did.))

(11-?) You create a table and two chairs, you don't get any tea though. "Not really, honestly I'm a bit bored. Entertainment is the goal here."
((Yes, the doors automatically lock when they are set to a specific datapad, they don't open without an electronic device interfacing in the first place, I just assume everyone has some sort of device unless otherwise directly stated.))

Quote from: blazing glory on May 10, 2014, 12:23:32 am

Corpses don't move by themselves...

Stab it.

You stab it, there is now an extra wound in the corpse, doesn't seem like it did anything.

Quote from: Sinvara on May 10, 2014, 12:40:40 am

Kick the scary monster and run. (I remembered that I experienced hallucinations, I'll try to keep in mind that I'm nuts.)

You kick the corpse and run away screaming.

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on May 10, 2014, 12:58:59 am

Knock on the door. Attract attention. If no response, leave cookies at the door, then go to bed.

You knock the door. You can hear a snoring and several meowing noises. You hear something moving around in there, you can't tell if it is moving closer to the door or not.

Quote from: TamerVirus on May 10, 2014, 01:01:03 am

Inspect the fridge!

You examine the fridge, it is a *Steel Refrigerator* on the door there is a carving of cheese, on the door there is a carving of a cat crawling through the air vents in a panic, on the door there is a carving of a dog lost and confused in a hallway. On the door there is the mangled corpse of a human walking through a hallway, on the door there is a corpse of a man with a rather large neck wound walking through a hallway. You feel ecstatic. ((This is only the stuff on the door. And yes, this fridge is an abnormality.))

Quote from: Coolrune206 on May 10, 2014, 06:08:33 am

((Ferrous does not speak. As he is made of entirely metal, he cannot produce any sound more than the shrill noise of metal grinding against metal. If he was EVER going to be able to communicate, I would also use "" quotation marks.))

Ferrous's eye twitched. Even the apology was not enough to calm him down. He was a bit less angry than earlier, but he still grabbed the person's rifle and shoved it into the hole in the wall.

(2 vs 6) Ferrous utterly fails to grap the rifle and hits the wall again. Drevin slightly sidesteps and refuses to give you his rifle. ((I don't think the RNG likes you attacking crew members. You always get horrible rolls for it for some reason. *shrugs*))

Quote from: Playergamer on May 10, 2014, 08:14:29 pm

"Son, calm down."

Calm Ferrous down.

You tell Ferrous to calm down. He puts a hole in the wall.

((Sorry for the delay, been feeling slightly out of it for the past two days and have been having difficulty getting into the writing mood, [Also I've been fleshing out a combat system for a game I'm gonna start soon in addition to my other stuff.]))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 12, 2014, 02:32:17 pm

Walk up to the familiar door and then open it.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 12, 2014, 02:34:48 pm

Dog, is it cat? Is cat a problem?

If dog disapproves of cat, falcon-kick down the door.

If dog don't care, go to bed.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 12, 2014, 02:35:53 pm

Call up a meeting again.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on May 12, 2014, 02:38:55 pm

Stuff the annoying person into the wall.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 12, 2014, 02:56:30 pm

The Many show up to the meeting. They bring in the bucket.

"Is this important? I have things to do, this bucket is extremely hard to do science on."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 12, 2014, 03:00:31 pm

"What kind of entertainment? The explosion kind of entertainment? Dwarf Fortress? 'That' kind of entertainment?"

Wait for answer, then attempt to wake up.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 12, 2014, 03:09:22 pm

H wanders the halls and browses terminals, checking the status of escape pods, shuttles, or other auxiliary craft of this ship.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 12, 2014, 05:06:06 pm

This is a workshop.....

Try to find a incenerator and dump the corpse down it.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 12, 2014, 08:28:16 pm

Aye, need ta check da inside later....

Report to meeting

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on May 12, 2014, 08:29:37 pm

Fix the hole in the wall.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on May 12, 2014, 09:18:34 pm

Drev just walks away from ferrous....he isn't very forgiving.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 14, 2014, 09:09:18 pm

((Sorry for the delay, not feeling the best.))

Quote from: Prophet on May 12, 2014, 02:32:17 pm

Walk up to the familiar door and then open it.

You walk over to the door and open it. It reveals a small dark room, you can make out several objects in the room but not what they are.

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on May 12, 2014, 02:34:48 pm

Dog, is it cat? Is cat a problem?

If dog disapproves of cat, falcon-kick down the door.

If dog don't care, go to bed.

The dog shrugs. You're not sure how to interpret that.

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on May 12, 2014, 02:35:53 pm

Call up a meeting again.

Someone shows up to the meeting.

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on May 12, 2014, 09:18:34 pm

Drev just walks away from ferrous....he isn't very forgiving.

Quote from: Coolrune206 on May 12, 2014, 02:38:55 pm

Stuff the annoying person into the wall.

(3 vs 7) You fail. You put another hole in the wall. He walks away.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on May 12, 2014, 02:56:30 pm

The Many show up to the meeting. They bring in the bucket.

"Is this important? I have things to do, this bucket is extremely hard to do science on."

You arrive at the bridge and ask the question about the bucket.

Quote from: Lyeos on May 12, 2014, 03:00:31 pm

"What kind of entertainment? The explosion kind of entertainment? Dwarf Fortress? 'That' kind of entertainment?"

Wait for answer, then attempt to wake up.

No, not That kind of fun, that usually results in things breaking, broken things don't work, broken toys aren't fun. I'm thinking of more mutually pleasing entertainment.(2) You attempt tp wake up and fail.

Quote from: Sinvara on May 12, 2014, 03:43:00 pm

((Where is the meeting being held anyway?)) ((EDIT Oh yes, and do you think you could include my character's hallucinations in your updates when they're related to said character?))

Run onto the bridge in a screaming panic, lock the doors.

You run screaming onto the bridge, you don't know how to lockdown the bridge though.

Quote from: blazing glory on May 12, 2014, 05:06:06 pm

This is a workshop.....

Try to find a incenerator and dump the corpse down it.

You locate an incinerator, but when you look back to where the corpse was, it's gone.

Quote from: TamerVirus on May 12, 2014, 08:28:16 pm

Aye, need ta check da inside later....

Report to meeting

You enter the bridge.

Quote from: Playergamer on May 12, 2014, 08:29:37 pm

Fix the hole in the wall.

(1) You make it worse, then the rockman puts another hole in the wall.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 14, 2014, 09:11:31 pm

Quote from: HugoLuman on May 12, 2014, 03:09:22 pm

H wanders the halls and browses terminals, checking the status of escape pods, shuttles, or other auxiliary craft of this ship.

Missed this one.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 14, 2014, 09:14:01 pm

Quote from: HugoLuman on May 14, 2014, 09:11:31 pm

Quote from: HugoLuman on May 12, 2014, 03:09:22 pm

H wanders the halls and browses terminals, checking the status of escape pods, shuttles, or other auxiliary craft of this ship.

Missed this one.

((Sorry.)) Most of the terminals are intact, there appear to be ample escape pods, only six are missing from the podbays. There are no shuttles or transport vehicles that you could find.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 14, 2014, 09:15:47 pm

Walk over to the objects.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 14, 2014, 09:16:23 pm

"Better safe then sorry..."

"FALCON PUNCH!" (the door down)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 14, 2014, 09:22:04 pm

H investigates the pods for irregularities or damage.

($5 says one of them is going to be weird, sending you straight to hell if you use it or mysteriously winding up back on the ship or something. That, or one of the airlocks will be like that.)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 14, 2014, 09:24:49 pm

Oi! This nonsense again?

Roll out of the way, sweep his legs, finish with an elbow drop on his sternum

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on May 14, 2014, 09:30:04 pm

"OI! YOU'RE AN ENGINEER, IF YOU TAKE SOMETHING APART, YOU PUT IT BACK TOGETHER!"

Fix the wall.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on May 14, 2014, 09:41:51 pm

Punch the wall.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 14, 2014, 09:50:54 pm

Throw a smoke grenade and make a slow wary retreat to the outside of the workshop.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on May 14, 2014, 09:57:03 pm

Walks back to the bridge, boy these new people are kinda insane. Oh well some company is better than no company.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 15, 2014, 07:40:02 am

"Oooooh, thaaaaaat kind of fun. I understand."

Keep trying to wake up.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 15, 2014, 11:22:57 am

Check who showed up.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 15, 2014, 11:28:51 am

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on May 15, 2014, 11:22:57 am

Check who showed up.

((I did, nobody else.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 15, 2014, 11:45:00 am

"Ah, hello there.... What was your name again?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 15, 2014, 11:51:29 am

"The- er, Cecil. Really, what is so important that you have to get me off doing science on this bucket."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 15, 2014, 11:55:03 am

"You look weird."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 15, 2014, 11:59:58 am

((actually I and Tarak also showed up, but he's busy attacking Paul...again))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 15, 2014, 12:02:59 pm

"Really? Is that why you called a meeting?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 15, 2014, 12:04:23 pm

"No, not really. It's just something I noticed. Has anybody decided what to do about the self-replicating cookies? If yes, could someone please inform me what?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 15, 2014, 12:06:33 pm

Morgan turns to them briefly

We got the cookies out of the kitchen! They won't be a problem.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 15, 2014, 12:13:14 pm

"They stopped replicating,then? If yes, that means it was probably something to do with the kitchen, rather than the cookies themselves. We should experiment with that. After all, if it's true then we may well have everlasting food."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 15, 2014, 12:21:33 pm

Aye! Its the kitchen!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 15, 2014, 12:22:31 pm

((Time for blood grog again?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 15, 2014, 12:23:51 pm

"I wonder if the kitchen can replicate other objects too..."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 16, 2014, 03:01:16 am

Quote from: Prophet on May 14, 2014, 09:15:47 pm

Walk over to the objects.

You walk over to them, they appear to be well loved toys for a small child... Toys that you are familiar with... Somehow you can remember them but you don't know how..

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on May 14, 2014, 09:16:23 pm

"Better safe then sorry..."

"FALCON PUNCH!" (the door down)

You punch the maglocked, pressure sealed, framebarred door. OW! DAMNIT! WHY DID YOU EVEN THINK THAT WOULD WORK?! YOU CAN'T FEEL YOUR FINGER! THERE'S BLOOD! AUUUGH! The dog looks at you in a way that somehow conveys the message of "That was really really stupid. You know that, right?"

Quote from: TamerVirus on May 14, 2014, 09:24:49 pm

Oi! This nonsense again?

Roll out of the way, sweep his legs, finish with an elbow drop on his sternum

Quote from: Sinvara on May 14, 2014, 09:17:30 pm

Fire my remaining laser-now-beam scalpel at the parrot, roast him.

(2 vs 7) You completely miss and Morgan decks you.

Quote from: HugoLuman on May 14, 2014, 09:22:04 pm

H investigates the pods for irregularities or damage.

($5 says one of them is going to be weird, sending you straight to hell if you use it or mysteriously winding up back on the ship or something. That, or one of the airlocks will be like that.)

You investigate the pods, one of them has a strange arcane symbol drawn on the inner door and another feels.. Strange the longer you look at it's innards.

Quote from: Playergamer on May 14, 2014, 09:30:04 pm

"OI! YOU'RE AN ENGINEER, IF YOU TAKE SOMETHING APART, YOU PUT IT BACK TOGETHER!"

Fix the wall.

(7)You fix one of the holes... OH FUCKING HELL! HE JUST DESTROYED THE ENTIRE DAMNED WALL!

Quote from: Coolrune206 on May 14, 2014, 09:41:51 pm

Punch the wall.

(11) You collapse the entire wall.

Quote from: blazing glory on May 14, 2014, 09:50:54 pm

Throw a smoke grenade and make a slow wary retreat to the outside of the workshop.

(3) Smoke grenade goes off, and in your retreat, you trip over something. A groaning can be heard moving towards you but you can't see anything.

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on May 14, 2014, 09:57:03 pm

Walks back to the bridge, boy these new people are kinda insane. Oh well some company is better than no company.

You arrive back at the bridge just in time to see the entire wall collapsing.

Quote from: Lyeos on May 15, 2014, 07:40:02 am

"Oooooh, thaaaaaat kind of fun. I understand."

Keep trying to wake up.

"No! Not thaaat kind of fun! Although I wouldn't be opposed to it."  (1) You fall into a deeper coma.

~

((Guess who's getting a backstory?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on May 16, 2014, 03:09:26 am

Drev facepalms and just hops back into the pilots seat. Removing any and all ammunition from his rifle before testing the firing mechanism.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 16, 2014, 03:11:49 am

Inspect toys if i find nothing wrong with them play with them.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 16, 2014, 03:29:33 am

Ye need to learn your place, lad! To the brig for ye!

Grab Tarak and lock him in a broom closet or something

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 16, 2014, 04:04:40 am

"Well, if you realtly had nothing else to say, I think I'll go do more science on this thing."

Go do more science on that thing (the bucket).

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 16, 2014, 04:14:56 am

Curse the door for being better than my super strength. Smash through the wall beside it.

"Take that, logic!"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on May 16, 2014, 05:10:25 am

Go look for something else to do.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 16, 2014, 06:58:45 am

((I hate when that happens.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 16, 2014, 07:34:21 am

"Fine, I get it, that's second date stuff anyways. What did you have in mind, then?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 16, 2014, 07:47:37 am

Take several blind slashes around me with my sword.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on May 16, 2014, 08:00:34 am

"..."

Hales turns around and shoots Ferrous in the back twelve times, before taking out his drill.

"Nobody destroys MY ship!"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 16, 2014, 08:46:59 am

Go to the kitchen.
"Gotta test that theory out..."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 16, 2014, 12:36:16 pm

((So that means the other pods are normal and undamaged?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 16, 2014, 12:51:37 pm

((It means you didn't notice anything weird about them from your observations.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 16, 2014, 12:58:24 pm

((I just thought I'd noticed all the weird stuff, since it wasn't rolled on.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 16, 2014, 01:00:51 pm

((With your current equipment you are unable to notice anything else.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 16, 2014, 01:14:43 pm

((But can't I check the seemingly normal ones to see if they're in working order?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 16, 2014, 01:18:12 pm

((That would involve launching them. The terminals say they are fine.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: hops on May 19, 2014, 02:34:13 am

I'll take Grey I guess. I'll add more details later when I have the energy to.

Spoiler: Kimmy (click to show/hide)

Name: Kimberly Crosses

Physical age: 16

Race: Human(?) with the characteristics of an albino tiger

Gender: Biologically male. He was brought up as a female.

Description:

Kimberly is a pale-skinned young man with gold hair that goes to his waist. In addition to his normal ears, he has a pair of snowy tiger ears on top of his head, as well as a tiger tail. He had a feminine figure as well as curves. In fact, he may as well be female if not for his private parts. He wears a red ribbon trimmed with gold around his neck, which is likely the only thing constant about his wardrobe apart from the hole in the pants he wear to let his tail move freely.

He has a noble but innocent air about him, and is more religiously sensitive than what you could expect from a mercenary. He has a strong sense of virtues, which tend to get him into arguments with more uncouth people. However, he can sometimes be mischievous, and is a compulsive liar, although he tries not to hurt anyone with his lying. He is, however, aware of his appearance and is known to make use of it in persuading others.

Kimberly was born in a reclusive tribe of humans that formed on what was left of Earth. They worshiped Gaia, the sentience of the planet. With the power of the Goddess, one in five of the tribes are born with the likeness of an animal. Kimberly was one of the rare albino ones, which they believed to be an omen by Gaia to raise him into a powerful warrior, before giving him to the volcano to protect the spirit realm. To honor the Earth Mother, he was raised as a female, as Gaia only accepted female warriors. Kimberly did what was told of him, and in the surface he even seemed enthusiastic about being sacrificed. On the inside, though, he didn't want his training to go to waste just to appease some Goddess, so he waited for his moment to escape. That moment came when a band of Space Pirates attacked the tribe. The tribe fought back easily with their potent magic, but Kimberly was able to sneak into the ship. When they left the planet he revealed himself and tried to take over the ship, but as he hasn't completed his training he's not really a warrior, and was easily overpowered.

Kimberly was sold as a slave by the pirates, who made some good money off from selling the "tiger princess". Luckily, he was bought by a pious Starlord who taught his servants religion and treated them pretty well.

That wasn't enough for Kimberly, though, so he escaped again after he had learned enough to make sure he'll survive.

Spoiler: Stat Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Kimberly Crosses

Equipped Weapons: Alloy Spear - A light alloy spear designed to poke a person full of holes before they can retaliate.

Equipped Gear: Apart from his ribbons, Kimberly doesn't have any kind of armor. Yet.

Inventory: Nothing of note.

Skills:
Technology (Archaic/Neo-archaic)
Archaeology
Housekeeping (mundane)
Parkour
Melee Combat
Religion (Planetary Spiritualism)
Common Religious Knowledge

Abilities:

Voice Control - Kimberly can switch his voice between that of a female and of a male with varying age. He tend to default to his female voice due to force of habit

Wild Princess - Animals are less aggressive toward him.

Almost a woman - Kimberly can confuse both people and other forms of normally accurate scans that he is female.

Culturally Sensitive - Indigenous people are less likely to shun him as an outsider.

Other:
Carnivorous - He can only eat meat, raw or cooked. His stomach can stand vegetables and spices, but they don't nourish him.

Tiger Ears

Tiger Tail

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 19, 2014, 02:39:42 am

((So we get a new trap that I can be best friends with?)) ((Cause there is not many traps around if you noticed plus this will be fun I can't use my short term memory and your I compulsive liar.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 19, 2014, 03:01:29 am

((Too many))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 19, 2014, 03:06:35 am

((If objective joins two I think.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: hops on May 19, 2014, 03:09:56 am

(( I'm tempted to change his name to Bridget ))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 19, 2014, 03:28:07 am

((I like gender neutral names for traps but feminine names are good too.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 19, 2014, 03:40:39 am

((Zalkoz is not a trap, Drevin is a former rebel who ended up on the ship because of [REDACTED]. He has a fetish for large shipbased weaponry of the railgun variety and has several interesting things, including [REDACTED]. And yes, this means you will have two traps now.))
((Also, Objective, sheet looks good so far, let me know when you finish and I'll flesh out and balance the remaining bits.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 19, 2014, 03:47:44 am

((Yay us space traps have to stick together so let's be friends Objective.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 19, 2014, 08:38:20 am

Quote from: Prophet on May 19, 2014, 03:47:44 am

((Yay us space traps have to stick together so let's be friends Objective.))

((Yes. Stick together. With glue, and ropes. Maybe duct tape...))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 19, 2014, 08:41:41 am

((That might be fun bonda... I mean tying us up will give us time to talk to each other.))

((Anyway I wonder what horrible destuctive thing the bucket will do soon.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 19, 2014, 10:48:40 am

Quote from: Prophet on May 19, 2014, 08:41:41 am

((Anyway I wonder what horrible destuctive thing the bucket will do soon.))

((Considering my attempts to do science on it caused reality to go static for a moment, I think it already has.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 19, 2014, 10:53:21 am

Quote from: IcyTea31 on May 19, 2014, 10:48:40 am

Quote from: Prophet on May 19, 2014, 08:41:41 am

((Anyway I wonder what horrible destuctive thing the bucket will do soon.))

((Considering my attempts to do science on it caused reality to go static for a moment, I think it already has.))

((Obviously more science needs to be done. Also, give it more cookies.))

((Yaaay! We don't even need to feed Drevin or Sasha since they don't stay dead!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on May 19, 2014, 02:56:06 pm

The moment the human started shooting him, Ferrous immediately swung around, and his eyes narrowed as he became enraged. He then flung himself towards the human, attempting to use his sheer weight to crush him, whilst also beating him to a pulp with fists and sledgehammers.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 19, 2014, 03:26:42 pm

((Someone needs to teach Ferrous ASL (GSL?) ))

((Surely there must be some diagnostic to run for finding major problems without actually launching the pods? Also, since we're hopefully doing piratey things at some points, can this ship get into a space battle (and possibly lose) without dooming the entire universe?))

((We must find a way to distinguish your traps from the kind that cut off your limbs or fill you with shrapnel, since some of our characters specialize in the latter.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 19, 2014, 03:29:29 pm

((Yes the ship can fight and lose without dooming the universe, it'll just be up and running by the end of the next cycle. Crew may be dead though.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 19, 2014, 04:20:25 pm

((So, you're saying if we royally screw up, but don't die, the ship will repair itself and "eeeeeverything will be oooooookaaaaay!"?))

((OhmygodsIcanblowupwallsyes!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 19, 2014, 04:30:28 pm

((Basically if you avoid getting killed by the ship's inhabitants, and the decompression, and a bunch of other stuff. It will "fix" itself.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 19, 2014, 04:38:30 pm

(I guess even if we piss off the governmental forces of a space empire and get atomized by a doomsday weapon, the ship will bring itself (and Drevin and the cat child) back eventually. Also, because of those two (and probably Morgan) being bound to this ship, we probably can't ditch it for a more sane and customizable one.)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 19, 2014, 04:40:17 pm

((Speaking of customization... Lily will be having an absolutely ridiculous conversation with Morgan when she wakes up about getting the outside of the ship modified to look like a "pirate ship that travels through space! It would be amazing!"))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 19, 2014, 04:41:28 pm

((It's absolutely customizable, you can add on more stuff to it and it will lock it, it just resets stuff that is missing.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 19, 2014, 04:42:31 pm

((was there a turn I missed? I feel like i missed something.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 19, 2014, 04:45:09 pm

((No, I haven't updated yet, just been a bunch of OOC that should be in the OOC thread. Also Objective will be joining as a Trap it seems.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 19, 2014, 04:50:32 pm

((When I feel up to it, I think about a day more, got shaken up rather badly last week.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: hops on May 19, 2014, 06:18:05 pm

(( ok i think i'm finished with my sheet ))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 19, 2014, 06:20:11 pm

Quote from: Objective on May 19, 2014, 06:18:05 pm

(( ok i think i'm finished with my sheet ))

((Yaaaaay! Someone new that Lily can force to worship her use as a meatshield beat up become friends with!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 19, 2014, 06:24:05 pm

Quote from: Objective on May 19, 2014, 06:18:05 pm

(( ok i think i'm finished with my sheet ))

((Accepted, I'll flesh out the points later. (I know the points for it right now, I'm just too lazy right now to fill them out.)))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 19, 2014, 06:37:50 pm

((Hell yeah another trap finally lets be friends so that THE EVIL ONE Lily can't hurt us strength in numbers.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 19, 2014, 06:40:59 pm

Quote from: Prophet on May 19, 2014, 06:37:50 pm

((Hell yeah another trap finally lets be friends so that THE EVIL ONE Lily can't hurt us strength in numbers.))

((I think this belongs in the other thread, but... She has ammo. Lots of it. Good luck reaching her before she shoots you two should you choose to attack.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 19, 2014, 06:43:14 pm

((I never said attack I said that because you tend to threaten people a lot.))

((I mean really my character has the body of a child he is horrible at combat I'll just run away I'm not fighting.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on May 19, 2014, 07:30:17 pm

((Just cuz you're the size of a child doesnt mean you cant kill a man/creature/demon thing.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 19, 2014, 07:31:45 pm

((I'm the size of a child and have no combat skills.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 19, 2014, 07:42:54 pm

((Well. You do have that.. Thing.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 19, 2014, 07:43:38 pm

Quote from: Prophet on May 19, 2014, 07:31:45 pm

((I'm the size of a child and have no combat skills.))

((All you need is some easily activated explosive! Though that would probably kill you as well))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 19, 2014, 07:46:27 pm

((If we are thinking of the same thing I don't know how that is useful in combat?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 19, 2014, 07:48:23 pm

((Then again you come back, and she doesn't, so what's to loose with some KABOOM! ?)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 19, 2014, 07:53:59 pm

((That's true so basically my long term enemies are pretty screw because I can't die.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 19, 2014, 07:55:27 pm

((You could always run to me, you might just wake up one of my abilities.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 19, 2014, 07:56:03 pm

((If the ship dies permanently, you die. And there are things that will cause serious problems for the ship that aren't onboard.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 19, 2014, 07:57:45 pm

((So the ship can be destroyed by things outside itself?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 19, 2014, 08:01:29 pm

((So the dog thing gives you abilities Smurfington?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 19, 2014, 08:06:48 pm

Quote from: Prophet on May 19, 2014, 08:01:29 pm

((So the dog thing gives you abilities Smurfington?))

((No, he has abilities from hidden background stuff.))

Quote from: HugoLuman on May 19, 2014, 07:57:45 pm

((So the ship can be destroyed by things outside itself?))

((Yes. Pandoras Box can be opened by external forces.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 19, 2014, 08:07:07 pm

((No, not that I know of anyway.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 19, 2014, 08:08:47 pm

((OK I would like to be your friend after the week I need to remember you.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 19, 2014, 10:07:18 pm

((Wait, the ship is actually THE Pandora's Box. Fuck titties.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 19, 2014, 10:09:47 pm

((That was a metaphor, calm down.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 19, 2014, 10:10:17 pm

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on May 19, 2014, 10:07:18 pm

((Wait, the ship is actually THE Pandora's Box. Fuck titties.))

((Seeing how it's containing a bunch of players (or ultimate evil,depends how you view players.) I support this description.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: hops on May 20, 2014, 04:02:47 am

(( I suppose that I'll be waiting for a good entrance ))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 20, 2014, 04:15:00 am

((I'll be updating all my stuff today after I sleep and wake up, I'm feeling better.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 20, 2014, 02:36:05 pm

Quote from: Kevak on May 20, 2014, 04:15:00 am

((I'll be updating all my stuff today after I sleep and wake up, I'm feeling better.))

((Yaaaay! A relatively happy Kevak is the best Kevak. I think. I haven't been around long enough to know.))

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on May 19, 2014, 07:55:27 pm

((You could always run to me, you might just wake up one of my abilities.))

((Can Lily run to you? I think she'll run to you. Probably for selfish reasons though, as that's actually why the whole Lily/Juno shipping thing happened in the old one. Basically, Juno = only one that can fly ship = unlikely to be killed by the others = someone to stay close to.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 20, 2014, 06:02:02 pm

((He's a Protectorate, so I don't see why not. Considering that he has a mild fear of women, that will be funny, especially if she gets really clingy.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 20, 2014, 06:04:07 pm

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on May 20, 2014, 06:02:02 pm

((Considering that he has a mild fear of women, that will be funny, especially if she gets really clingy.))

((Oh, trust me, she will. Be glad this isn't another type of game, or I'd try to get a set of this (http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/magic-armor/specific-magic-armor/boneless-leather) for her. I wanna mess with Lerman, though, so she'll swap between overly friendly and cruel a bit.  ;D ))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 20, 2014, 10:16:49 pm

((Why is it that in any RTD I play I either end up as a butt monkey or a god?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on May 20, 2014, 10:36:15 pm

((Hey, when does Hales get a girl? Nobody?

If anyone makes a joke about Hales loving the ship, he will kill you.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 20, 2014, 10:40:29 pm

((I'm not going to treat you like your a butt monkey or a god you shall be Lerman the guy who looked normal until you got dog ears.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 20, 2014, 11:41:40 pm

Quote from: Coolrune206 on May 19, 2014, 02:56:06 pm

The moment the human started shooting him, Ferrous immediately swung around, and his eyes narrowed as he became enraged. He then flung himself towards the human, attempting to use his sheer weight to crush him, whilst also beating him to a pulp with fists and sledgehammers.

Quote from: Playergamer on May 16, 2014, 08:00:34 am

"..."

Hales turns around and shoots Ferrous in the back twelve times, before taking out his drill.

"Nobody destroys MY ship!"

(3,12,8,5,) You fire four shots at Ferrous, hitting him 3 times, of course being made of solid metal, that accomplished nothing.(2)You utterly fail to pummel him and fall flat on your face.

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on May 16, 2014, 08:46:59 am

Go to the kitchen.
"Gotta test that theory out..."

You arrive in the kitchen.

Quote from: blazing glory on May 16, 2014, 07:47:37 am

Take several blind slashes around me with my sword.

(9)You slash randomly around with your sword and feel something connect, it appears to be slightly stuck.

Quote from: Lyeos on May 16, 2014, 07:34:21 am

"Fine, I get it, that's second date stuff anyways. What did you have in mind, then?"

"What are you even.. Oh whatever. Not even going to bother thinking about it. In terms of fun, I mean like messing with people, playing games, talking, napping. Things like that." ((Edit: Fixed color messup.))

Quote from: Sinvara on May 16, 2014, 06:34:33 am

Fire at Paul with my new handgun. ((This won't rip a hole in the fabric of reality will it?))

(1) You utterly miss and hit one of the still intact walls. There is now a massive hole in the wall and several walls behind it.

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on May 16, 2014, 04:14:56 am

Curse the door for being better than my super strength. Smash through the wall beside it.

"Take that, logic!"

You run straight into the wall and fall backwards in pain, landing on your butt. The dog just stares at you, you're pretty sure he is silently laughing at you for doing something obviously stupid.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on May 16, 2014, 04:04:40 am

"Well, if you realtly had nothing else to say, I think I'll go do more science on this thing."

Go do more science on that thing (the bucket).

(2) You science the bucket, you don't learn anything. Everything frizzes again.

Quote from: TamerVirus on May 16, 2014, 03:29:33 am

Ye need to learn your place, lad! To the brig for ye!

Grab Tarak and lock him in a broom closet or something

(7) Completely unfazed by the wall being devastated, you lock him in a closet.

Quote from: Prophet on May 16, 2014, 03:11:49 am

Inspect toys if i find nothing wrong with them play with them.

The toys are extremely familiar to you and you are getting a really strange sense of dejavu, however they appear to be fine so you begin playing with them. It's fun.

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on May 16, 2014, 03:09:26 am

Drev facepalms and just hops back into the pilots seat. Removing any and all ammunition from his rifle before testing the firing mechanism.

(6) It's working fine. In other news, the wall directly to your left just got exploded by something.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 20, 2014, 11:44:54 pm

wrench my sword away,throw a explosive grenade,run as fast as I can.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 20, 2014, 11:46:12 pm

Try to remember why the toys are familiar.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 20, 2014, 11:50:44 pm

Announce over the intercom OI! WHERE BE THE ENGINEERS AT! ME SHIP'S WALL BE NEEDIN' REPAIRING!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 20, 2014, 11:59:05 pm

((I'm tempted to jump in the bucket myself, but I'm afraid it would be a one-way trip. Unless...))

Find Drevin. Get him in the bucket.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 21, 2014, 12:14:22 am

((Totally forgot about Objective.))

Somewhere in the cargobay, a stowaway yawns and rolls off a crate, jarring themselves awake.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: hops on May 21, 2014, 02:12:15 am

Kimberly chided himself for falling asleep, where he would have been in danger of being found out. Of course, he would likely have to reveal himself at some point anyways. From his experience, unlike what he'd seen from his people, he is a rather pathetic fighter when it comes to overpowering a group of people. He decides to put off revealing himself, for now.

Explore the ship while trying to stay undetected

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 21, 2014, 03:09:28 am

Place sword on the ground. Proceed to find the captain.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 21, 2014, 03:33:37 am

Fix me ship lads!

Morgan wanders back to the kitchen and runs into Million

Ye be needing me again?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 21, 2014, 03:57:25 am

"Yeah. I'm currently testing the kitchen to check whether or not it duplicates other objects. What d'you think?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 21, 2014, 04:00:55 am

Well if ye be tryin to duplicate something, make sure you have people around to clean up the mess. Don't want to drown in cookies or what have you

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 21, 2014, 04:02:07 am

"I'm trying to replicate swords, actually."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 21, 2014, 04:06:25 am

Swords? Again, be sword to keep watch over them, don't want to drown in swords, aye? There's other thing I be needin to inspect.

Check the inside of the fridge!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 21, 2014, 04:08:05 am

"Sure."
Return to kitchen, check if there are more swords.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 21, 2014, 04:15:58 am

I am quite stuffed. I'll try ramming down the door again tomorrow...

SCREW IT

Try and open the door using either tech skills, a lockpick or blunt force opening the doors.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on May 21, 2014, 05:03:34 am

Realizing this person could do no lasting damage to him, ferrous gets up and wanders off, looking for something else to "fix".

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 21, 2014, 07:35:11 am

"So, basically, what I'm already planning to do. 'What I'm even' is messing with you, I'm also only halfway paying attention to what you're saying. Now, assist me in waking up."

Wait! Lily was unconscious, but... Appeared to have some control here, judging by the table and chairs she made earlier. Maybe... Maybe she could unlock some sort of hidden potential?
Lily tries to create a box within her mind, a box containing power. What it would hold, she did not know! Maybe it would grant her telepathy, or telekinesis, or, perhaps, just happiness. Of course, it could do absolutely nothing, which wouldn't be too surprising.

((Edited!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on May 21, 2014, 06:48:21 pm

Take a long walk around the ship...Find a nice quite place to meditate. ((Oh hey a loaf of bread wants to stuff me in a bucket))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 22, 2014, 06:50:55 pm

Yarrgh,piracy.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on May 22, 2014, 06:54:41 pm

Cut into him with my Flame Cutter, then leave.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 22, 2014, 08:10:55 pm

Spawn a potato in the kitchen. Run back to home multiverse.

((I have an excuse for barging in, honest!)) (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=138401.msg5303326#msg5303326)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 22, 2014, 08:36:12 pm

((Someone in another RTD rolled to make him sabotage other RTD's and got a 5. He's doing this in the persona of the No-Fourth-Wall GM of said RTD.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 22, 2014, 08:37:42 pm

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on May 22, 2014, 08:10:55 pm

Spawn a potato in the kitchen. Run back to home multiverse.

((I have an excuse for barging in, honest!)) (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=138401.msg5303326#msg5303326)

Shoot the GM before he manages to go back into his portal.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 22, 2014, 09:52:46 pm

((*puppy dog eyes at Kevak*))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 23, 2014, 08:00:17 am

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on May 22, 2014, 09:52:46 pm

((*puppy dog eyes at Kevak*))

((I vote for burning him!))

((On a side note... Everyone who thinks my action is going to either be an autofail or go horribly wrong, say aye!

Lyeos: "Aye, you idiot! Why would you even be able to do that?!"))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 23, 2014, 10:27:55 pm

((Wait, so how many of the fourteen people listed as playing are actually doing so? And since that thing you suggested never happened, how are our stat sheets going to be updated? How much ammo did I even get from the armory? I'm so confused!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 23, 2014, 10:34:00 pm

((I'm still playing. No rush with the updates, the last thing I want is a half-assed one.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 24, 2014, 12:15:00 am

Quote from: Lyeos on May 23, 2014, 10:27:55 pm

((Wait, so how many of the fourteen people listed as playing are actually doing so? And since that thing you suggested never happened, how are our stat sheets going to be updated? How much ammo did I even get from the armory? I'm so confused!))

((I have notes written down on paper, I am too lazy to update the OP. There are about they same number of players (Possibly one less.) You have a shitton of ammo, that is your quantity.))

Quote from: blazing glory on May 22, 2014, 08:37:42 pm

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on May 22, 2014, 08:10:55 pm

Spawn a potato in the kitchen. Run back to home multiverse.

((I have an excuse for barging in, honest!)) (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=138401.msg5303326#msg5303326)

Shoot the GM before he manages to go back into his portal.

(AUTO) You miss because he didn't actually sabotage it, that isn't how the kitchen works. (You also aren't in the kitchen.)

Quote from: Coolrune206 on May 21, 2014, 05:03:34 am

Realizing this person could do no lasting damage to him, ferrous gets up and wanders off, looking for something else to "fix".

Quote from: Playergamer on May 22, 2014, 06:54:41 pm

Cut into him with my Flame Cutter, then leave.

(6 vs 6 ... Tiebreaker: 8 vs 3) Ferrous walks away before you manage  to turn it on

Quote from: blazing glory on May 22, 2014, 06:50:55 pm

Yarrgh,piracy.

You hear the word "Yaaarrrrgh." echo through your head after you say that. ((I was wondering how long till someone besides Morgan did that.))

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on May 21, 2014, 06:48:21 pm

Take a long walk around the ship...Find a nice quite place to meditate. ((Oh hey a loaf of bread wants to stuff me in a bucket))

(12) You find a soundproofed room, upon entry, the door closes and bars behind you... Shit. ((You found anooother one! Two this update so far.))

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on May 21, 2014, 04:15:58 am

I am quite stuffed. I'll try ramming down the door again tomorrow...

SCREW IT

Try and open the door using either tech skills, a lockpick or blunt force opening the doors.

(2) What skills? What blunt force? You grew up in a corporate equivalent of an Asylum. ((Just so you peeps all know, I am doing the stat +/-ing before I post the rolls, less effort that way. So you technically rolled a (1)))

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on May 22, 2014, 08:10:55 pm

Spawn a potato in the kitchen. Run back to home multiverse.

((I have an excuse for barging in, honest!)) (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=138401.msg5303326#msg5303326)

You put a potato in the kitchen, too bad that isn't how it works, if it was then it would be real bad.

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on May 21, 2014, 04:08:05 am

"Sure."
Return to kitchen, check if there are more swords.

There are no more swords in the kitchen.

Quote from: TamerVirus on May 21, 2014, 04:06:25 am

Swords? Again, be sword to keep watch over them, don't want to drown in swords, aye? There's other thing I be needin to inspect.

Check the inside of the fridge!

You find a lot of food, none of it is cooked. You also find more carvings.. But the food.. It looks delicious... Food gets first priority.

Quote from: Sinvara on May 21, 2014, 12:01:13 am

((Wow, I'm surprised that I didn't blow my arm off.))

Mentally talk to Million(BlitzDungeoneer).

(2) You have a hard time doing this you think he may be thinking about oranges with mouths though.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on May 20, 2014, 11:59:05 pm

((I'm tempted to jump in the bucket myself, but I'm afraid it would be a one-way trip. Unless...))

Find Drevin. Get him in the bucket.

(4) You fail to find Drevin. It's almost as if he just up and vanished.

Quote from: Objective on May 21, 2014, 02:12:15 am

Kimberly chided himself for falling asleep, where he would have been in danger of being found out. Of course, he would likely have to reveal himself at some point anyways. From his experience, unlike what he'd seen from his people, he is a rather pathetic fighter when it comes to overpowering a group of people. He decides to put off revealing himself, for now.

Explore the ship while trying to stay undetected

(1 Oh dear.) You round a corner just in time to see a large metal man walk through a hole in the wall, there are quiiite a few people who have seen you. You just found the bridge.

Quote from: blazing glory on May 20, 2014, 11:44:54 pm

wrench my sword away,throw a explosive grenade,run as fast as I can.

(6 vs 3) You tear your sword out of whatever was entrapping it and flee through the door, (2) You grab a grenade and throw it at the door, it bounces off the wall next to the door towards you, better run faster. The smoke is drifting out of the door and a loud moaning can be heard from within the cloud.

Quote from: TamerVirus on May 20, 2014, 11:50:44 pm

Announce over the intercom OI! WHERE BE THE ENGINEERS AT! ME SHIP'S WALL BE NEEDIN' REPAIRING!

You do this, one of them leaves the room.

Quote from: Lyeos on May 21, 2014, 07:35:11 am

"So, basically, what I'm already planning to do. 'What I'm even' is messing with you, I'm also only halfway paying attention to what you're saying. Now, assist me in waking up."

Wait! Lily was unconscious, but... Appeared to have some control here, judging by the table and chairs she made earlier. Maybe... Maybe she could unlock some sort of hidden potential?
Lily tries to create a box within her mind, a box containing power. What it would hold, she did not know! Maybe it would grant her telepathy, or telekinesis, or, perhaps, just happiness. Of course, it could do absolutely nothing, which wouldn't be too surprising.

((Edited!))

You make a blue box, it sounds, smells, and feels purple.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 24, 2014, 12:18:01 am

Open the box!

Lily remains oblivious to anything that may or may not be going on unrelated to the box.

"Did I not just say that you should help me wake up?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 24, 2014, 12:18:53 am

Yar...me be hungry...
Make a single serving of Pirate Stew! Consume single serving

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 24, 2014, 12:21:35 am

Leave the kitchen. Wander the spaceship.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 24, 2014, 12:23:03 am

Go on all fours and get outta there!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 24, 2014, 12:42:57 am

((I'm running low on ideas. I have a few plot hooks, but not what I need to follow them.)) ((Nevermind.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 24, 2014, 12:50:06 am

Quote from: Prophet on May 20, 2014, 11:46:12 pm

Try to remember why the toys are familiar.

((You forgot my Acton.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 24, 2014, 01:31:50 am

Quote from: Prophet on May 24, 2014, 12:50:06 am

Quote from: Prophet on May 20, 2014, 11:46:12 pm

Try to remember why the toys are familiar.

((You forgot my Acton.))

((Sorreh.))

You can't quite put your finger on it.. But this all seems very very very surreal. It's just beyond your grasp.. So strange.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 24, 2014, 01:36:23 am

Inspect the rest of the room.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on May 24, 2014, 01:56:25 am

Sigh "Ello Marco, sorry for not saying hi. It has been a while....Just thought I'd say there is a door and it shut behind me..."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: hops on May 24, 2014, 02:12:36 am

"Eep." a small surprised exclamation was whispered by Kimberly.

Pretend to know what I'm doing and walk the hell out of here before they noticed that I'm not part of the crew

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 24, 2014, 02:48:22 am

"Who is that? New crew members shouldn't appear without notice, especially when we're in Subspace."

Pursue Kimberly.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: hops on May 24, 2014, 03:00:47 am

PRETEND TO NOT HEAR AND RUN FASTER

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 24, 2014, 03:08:47 am

((yay, kevak has returned with glorious update!))

"Stupid bioengineering! Stupid door! You can't beat me!"

Attempt to break open the door.

((never giving up dammit))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 24, 2014, 03:12:33 am

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on May 24, 2014, 03:08:47 am

((yay, kevak has returned with glorious update!))

"Stupid bioengineering! Stupid door! You can't beat me!"

Attempt to break open the door.

((never giving up dammit))

((You can't do that,the doors are made of indestructanium.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 24, 2014, 03:15:13 am

Quote from: blazing glory on May 24, 2014, 03:12:33 am

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on May 24, 2014, 03:08:47 am

((yay, kevak has returned with glorious update!))

"Stupid bioengineering! Stupid door! You can't beat me!"

Attempt to break open the door.

((never giving up dammit))

((You can't do that,the doors are made of indestructanium.))

((And my character's brain is made of determinator stupid. He isn't leaving until the door is open, one way or the other.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 24, 2014, 03:16:10 am

((And all of this will likely end with someone being shot or severely injured!  :) ))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 24, 2014, 03:23:10 am

((That's what makes it fun, though should it get that bad maybe my insides will wake up.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 24, 2014, 12:47:20 pm

((Did you witness the holyshitpistol blowing a hole in several walls? If you did, it would make sense to pursue it.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Imperial Guardsman on May 24, 2014, 07:49:09 pm

Character Sheet

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jac Ra

Physical age: 17

Race: Human

Description: An extremely decisive, brooding character, who is quick to point out any flaws in the plans of his team, and is extremely intelligent. He is extremely frail looking and has extreme disdain for melee. He always wears a stale looking coat covered in wires that connect directly into his head. He has some sort of headgear on his head that looks like a bronze-purple ring connected to a pulsating thin jewel in the front.

Stat Sheet:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jac Ra

Equipped Weapons: Psi abilities, extremely powerful ranged weapon but relies on ability to focus and status of coat, weakened laser pistol, extreme trade off, holds many shots but very weak damage, Balisong knife, short, but great against unarmoured foes!

Equipped Gear: Combat boots, stress jeans, thin shirt, augmented coat, amp

Inventory: Clothing, Weaponry, tool kit

Skills: Cooking mundane
Piloting mundane
Melee combat with claw weapons -5
Melee combat with bladed weapons -5
Stealth mundane
Hacking +3
Starship related mechanics +1
Persuasion +as many points as possible
Intelligent : By far one of the smartest among the lot. Massive boost to anything requiring intelligence.
Psionically gifted : Can use his psi abilities
Psionically augmented mind : Skills go up and down depending on tension, mood, situation, etc.
Frail : Massive disadvantage in melee combat, can injure self in certain physical tasks or situations
Learning : Abilities have 60 percent chance to fail, 50 to effect self ( temporary massive loss of intelligence if dominate hits self ), 30 to effect team
Nearsighted : Miss chance due to range is doubled. Change to spot stealth is halved.
Limp : Slower movement
Abilities: Psi abilities depend on the status of his amp and coat, and the situation. Can attempt to dominate an enemy, allowing full control over the actions of the enemy until I do ANYTHING else or get attacked.

Other: Augmented Coat (+1 to all, -2 if damaged, -5 if destroyed )

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Imperial Guardsman on May 24, 2014, 07:55:08 pm

(( certain thats OP's decision ))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 24, 2014, 07:57:21 pm

((Well, considering some of the other things we have... But he'll have to take something to balance it out. Even then he does seem OP for this.

Yay! New punching bag friend for Lily!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Imperial Guardsman on May 24, 2014, 07:58:04 pm

Quote from: Lyeos on May 24, 2014, 07:57:21 pm

((Well, considering some of the other things we have... But he'll have to take something to balance it out.

Yay! New punching bag friend for Lily!))

(( I have a frail trait, I can outright injure myself by being too physical and I will get bested in melee combat very easily ))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 24, 2014, 08:06:11 pm

((Oh! Min/Maxing, the forum game! Make your character as powerful as possible while making it look like he has weaknesses!))

((Or add in a fake fluff stat, like my bonus to hugging. Hugging is powerful, you guys!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 24, 2014, 08:07:54 pm

((He has way to many skills to be balanced.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Imperial Guardsman on May 24, 2014, 08:09:49 pm

((modified))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 24, 2014, 08:09:55 pm

((Yep. Let's have this conversation here (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=138266.165), yes?))

((Ninjas, they have appeared! Sort of.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 24, 2014, 08:20:20 pm

((Not accepted, domination with any sort of psychic power doesn't work, they have to want to do something, also a coat wouldn't do anything for psychic abilities. Cut out the psi entirely, add a backstory, stealth cannot be mundane, make it a -5 for all melee weapons, not just bladed ones, we already have a pilot and two mechanics.. I could probably keep going... I honestly just suggest redoing the entire character. It doesn't seem complete.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 24, 2014, 08:23:50 pm

((However, the personality is probably fine, and could lead to both good corrections and fun arguments.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Imperial Guardsman on May 24, 2014, 09:02:45 pm

Character sheet :

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jac Ra

Physical age: 17

Race: Human

Description: An extremely decisive, brooding character, who is quick to point out any flaws in the plans of his team. He believes in efficiency and likes things done quick, and will get snippy if someone unnecessarily lengthens a task. He is very thin, with a sunken face, and hazel eyes. His hair is black, messy and curly, and he wears a black band around his wrist.  He wears lightweight gear and minimal protection, and ridicules people who wear heavy armor, saying that you don't need armor if you have the agility and skill not to be hit.

Backstory because I dunno where to put
 A former silver spoon who never had to lift a finger in his life through inheritance of massive wealth, his luxurious living space was raided by armed men collecting "protection fees". Jac proceeded to run, but not before his face was recognized. The men wreak havoc, and before Jac can even take action, everything he knows is lost and he seeks revenge on those who wronged him. Forced into hiding, he trains his body vigorously to be a weapon and hunts down those who wronged him. With his birthright stolen and spent, he has only what he left on his account. He turns to the work of an assassin, killing across space for money, but forced to goon the run after a bystander witnessed him assassinating a major megacorp CEO and alerted authorities. His assets frozen and taken from him, and hunted across space, he seeks safety and a means of revenge. However, lack of interaction can take its toll. He believes in his way of doing things only and doesnt like to be ordered around, and looks at anyone with fear of betrayal.

Stat Sheet:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jac Ra

Equipped Weapons: Silenced Pistol ( weak, but stealthy ), Balisong knife ( stealthy, good against unarmoured, no sell against armor )

Equipped Gear: Black tactical jumpsuit ( extremely weak protection, many pockets for storage, stealthy ), webbing vest ( meager protection, storage ), tight fitting padded shoes ( stealth ), gloves

Inventory: mini cameras and view screen ( watch ALL the things! )

Skills:
Cooking -9001
Piloting -2
Melee combat with claw weapons -2
Melee combat with bladed weapons +1
Stealth +3
Hacking + 1
Starship related mechanics -3
Persuasion -3
Abilities:
Efficiency ( the next stealth related action has higher success rate)
Paranoia ( permanent -3 to persuasion )
Defiant
Horrible cook (someone rolls a 1 every time he walks into the kitchen )

Other: none

(( Hows this? ))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 24, 2014, 09:04:51 pm

((Never. EVER. GO INTO THE KITCHEN))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 24, 2014, 09:20:46 pm

((Hacking mundane
Starship related mechanics mundane
Piloting mundane
Melee combat with claw weapons mundane
Efficiency ( the next stealth related action is a confirmed success )

No.

Horrible cook (someone rolls a 1 every time he walks into the kitchen )
Cooking -9001

Why?

Description: An extremely decisive, brooding character, who is quick to point out any flaws in the plans of his team. Wears lightweight gear and minimal protection.

Now the personality is less and the physical appearance is gone.

Backstory because I dunno where to put
An ex paid assassin killing across space for money, but forced to join this crew due to being on the run after a bystander witnessed him assassinating a major megacorp CEO and alerted authorities. His assets frozen and taken from him, and hunted across space, he finds limited safety amongst the crew. However, lack of interaction can take its toll. He believes in his way of doing things only and doesnt like to be ordered around, and looks at the crew with fear of betrayal.

How did he get on the ship? He didn't join the crew at the station. Also what was his life before the assassin stuff? Why did he become an assassin?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: hops on May 24, 2014, 09:21:22 pm

I can imagine an eldritch spaghetti overflowing from the kitchen and consuming everything.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Imperial Guardsman on May 24, 2014, 09:28:49 pm

Quote from: Kevak on May 24, 2014, 09:20:46 pm

((Hacking mundane
Starship related mechanics mundane
Piloting mundane
Melee combat with claw weapons mundane
Efficiency ( the next stealth related action is a confirmed success )

No.

Horrible cook (someone rolls a 1 every time he walks into the kitchen )
Cooking -9001

Why?

Description: An extremely decisive, brooding character, who is quick to point out any flaws in the plans of his team. Wears lightweight gear and minimal protection.

Now the personality is less and the physical appearance is gone.

Backstory because I dunno where to put
An ex paid assassin killing across space for money, but forced to join this crew due to being on the run after a bystander witnessed him assassinating a major megacorp CEO and alerted authorities. His assets frozen and taken from him, and hunted across space, he finds limited safety amongst the crew. However, lack of interaction can take its toll. He believes in his way of doing things only and doesnt like to be ordered around, and looks at the crew with fear of betrayal.

How did he get on the ship? He didn't join the crew at the station. Also what was his life before the assassin stuff? Why did he become an assassin?))

Then bring it to -2s, and replace Efficiency with slightly higher chance, instead of confirmed.
Horrible cook is joke, and you will see why cooking is so low.
I will edit personality and appearance.
Yes, he DIDNT join the crew on teh station, and I will edit the life and reason in.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 24, 2014, 09:29:34 pm

Quote from: Objective on May 24, 2014, 09:21:22 pm

I can imagine an eldritch spaghetti overflowing from the kitchen and consuming everything.

((There already is an eldritch grade creature onboard, you peeps just haven't accidentally woken it up yet.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 24, 2014, 09:31:37 pm

Quote from: Kevak on May 24, 2014, 09:29:34 pm

Quote from: Objective on May 24, 2014, 09:21:22 pm

I can imagine an eldritch spaghetti overflowing from the kitchen and consuming everything.

((There already is an eldritch grade creature onboard, you peeps just haven't accidentally woken it up yet.))

((*Start's getting anxious* How much time before we make port?))

((Maybe I can alter course to something not quite so far away....))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Imperial Guardsman on May 24, 2014, 09:38:54 pm

(( edit done ))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 24, 2014, 09:49:03 pm

Quote from: Imperial Guardsman on May 24, 2014, 09:02:45 pm

Character sheet :

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jac Ra

Physical age: 17

Race: Human

Description: An extremely decisive, brooding character, who is quick to point out any flaws in the plans of his team. He believes in efficiency and likes things done quick, and will get snippy if someone unnecessarily lengthens a task. He is very thin, with a sunken face, and hazel eyes. His hair is black, messy and curly, and he wears a black band around his wrist.  He wears lightweight gear and minimal protection, and ridicules people who wear heavy armor, saying that you don't need armor if you have the agility and skill not to be hit.

Backstory because I dunno where to put
 A former silver spoon who never had to lift a finger in his life through inheritance of massive wealth, his luxurious living space was raided by armed men collecting "protection fees". Jac proceeded to run, but not before his face was recognized. The men wreak havoc, and before Jac can even take action, everything he knows is lost and he seeks revenge on those who wronged him. Forced into hiding, he trains his body vigorously to be a weapon and hunts down those who wronged him. With his birthright stolen and spent, he has only what he left on his account. He turns to the work of an assassin, killing across space for money, but forced to goon the run after a bystander witnessed him assassinating a major megacorp CEO and alerted authorities. His assets frozen and taken from him, and hunted across space, he seeks safety and a means of revenge. However, lack of interaction can take its toll. He believes in his way of doing things only and doesnt like to be ordered around, and looks at anyone with fear of betrayal.

Stat Sheet:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jac Ra

Equipped Weapons: Silenced Pistol ( weak, but stealthy ), Balisong knife ( stealthy, good against unarmoured, no sell against armor )

Equipped Gear: Black tactical jumpsuit ( extremely weak protection, many pockets for storage, stealthy ), webbing vest ( meager protection, storage ), tight fitting padded shoes ( stealth ), gloves

Inventory: mini cameras and view screen ( watch ALL the things! )

Skills:
Cooking -9001
Piloting -2
Melee combat with claw weapons -2
Melee combat with bladed weapons +1
Stealth +3
Hacking + 1
Starship related mechanics -3
Persuasion -3
Abilities:
Efficiency ( the next stealth related action has higher success rate)
Paranoia ( permanent -3 to persuasion )
Defiant
Horrible cook (someone rolls a 1 every time he walks into the kitchen )

Other: none

(( Hows this? ))

Back story and description is more or less alright,how did he get on the ship?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Imperial Guardsman on May 24, 2014, 09:50:04 pm

Hes not getting retconned in, he joins the crew when the OP decides when he needs a new guy

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 24, 2014, 09:57:05 pm

((That works now, but horrible cook only applies if he actually tries cooking something.))

((Also the bonuses are +/- (Not including paranoia or efficiency.), none of them are pure - or pure +, this includes the eldritch horror spawning cooking bit.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 24, 2014, 11:19:22 pm

((To me, the character is fine, if a tiny bit clichéd, except for one thing: the age. You'd think assassin training would take years, so this guy was maybe 11, living on inherited(!) money and being extorted by goons. You might want to up it to 27 instead of 17, at least.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: hops on May 24, 2014, 11:23:55 pm

Quote from: IcyTea31 on May 24, 2014, 11:19:22 pm

((To me, the character is fine, if a tiny bit clichéd, except for one thing: the age. You'd think assassin training would take years, so this guy was maybe 11, living on inherited(!) money and being extorted by goons. You might want to up it to 27 instead of 17, at least.))

(( Marie Fenring would like to have a word with you ))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Imperial Guardsman on May 25, 2014, 09:39:42 am

Quote from: Objective on May 24, 2014, 11:23:55 pm

Quote from: IcyTea31 on May 24, 2014, 11:19:22 pm

((To me, the character is fine, if a tiny bit clichéd, except for one thing: the age. You'd think assassin training would take years, so this guy was maybe 11, living on inherited(!) money and being extorted by goons. You might want to up it to 27 instead of 17, at least.))

(( Marie Fenring would like to have a word with you ))

^

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on May 25, 2014, 09:43:49 am

Fix the ship, get diagnostics.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 25, 2014, 09:44:43 am

((Um, so where did I end up with my random wandering?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 28, 2014, 05:25:14 am

(( Lyeos pointed me here. If things go screwy, it's his fault. :P ))

(( Also. First things first. ))

Have Kevak get tackled by snuggle-demons: huge fluffy things whose only goal is to lick and hug you to death or at least until you stop moving.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 28, 2014, 05:31:56 am

((Character sheet? Name? anything? This isn't minimalist ya know))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: hops on May 28, 2014, 05:35:16 am

Make a character sheet. :P

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on May 28, 2014, 05:44:35 am

((Though Kevak does deserve to be attacked by snuggle-demons.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 28, 2014, 09:58:27 am

Quote from: CaptainMcClellan on May 28, 2014, 05:25:14 am

(( Lyeos pointed me here. If things go screwy, it's his fault. :P ))

(( Also. First things first. ))

Have Kevak get tackled by snuggle-demons: huge fluffy things whose only goal is to lick and hug you to death or at least until you stop moving.

((Bad CMC! Read!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 31, 2014, 03:23:54 pm

Quote from: Lyeos on May 28, 2014, 09:58:27 am

Quote from: CaptainMcClellan on May 28, 2014, 05:25:14 am

(( Lyeos pointed me here. If things go screwy, it's his fault. :P ))

(( Also. First things first. ))

Have Kevak get tackled by snuggle-demons: huge fluffy things whose only goal is to lick and hug you to death or at least until you stop moving.

((Bad CMC! Read!))

(( Hey. This is your fault that I'm even here. I'll get a character sheet posted later. ))

Quote from: blazing glory on May 28, 2014, 05:44:35 am

((Though Kevak does deserve to be attacked by snuggle-demons.))

(( Right? And that's just revenge for what he did to my RtD, I don't even know what he did to you. I'd still like that to be my first action after I roll a chara.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on May 31, 2014, 03:25:07 pm

((You can't, this isn't that kind of RtD. Skim through it and/or read the first few/last few pages.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 31, 2014, 03:26:52 pm

((That won't be an action because this isn't a minimalist RtD, it's a much more realistic one.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 31, 2014, 03:32:09 pm

(Well, a much more structured one at any rate. We've got a bottomless doom bucket and a severe infestation of extraneous spatial dimensions, among other things.)

(We've also got an OOC thread. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=138266.msg5241365#msg5241365))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 31, 2014, 03:35:22 pm

(( ALSO PLEASE FIX THE THING AT THE BEGINNING KEVAK. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS "TRINARY". IT IS "TERTIARY". ))

Quote from: HugoLuman on May 31, 2014, 03:32:09 pm

(Well, a much more structured one at any rate. We've got a bottomless doom bucket and a severe infestation of extraneous spatial dimensions, among other things.)

(We've also got an OOC thread. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=138266.msg5241365#msg5241365))

(( Ok. I'll head over there and say the same thing. ))

Quote from: Kevak on May 31, 2014, 03:26:52 pm

((That won't be an action because this isn't a minimalist RtD, it's a much more realistic one.))

(( Yeah I know. I said, "I'd like to", not "it will be". ))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: hops on May 31, 2014, 06:13:58 pm

(( You should make a snuggle-demon character.
Preferably one that doesn't target traps, though :V ))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 31, 2014, 06:31:09 pm

((I plan on putting a Snuggle-Demon abnormality in.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 31, 2014, 06:41:21 pm

(There isn't already?)
(Maybe you should attach it to Ferrous, H, or Deceer, for funny)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 31, 2014, 07:37:55 pm

Quote from: Objective on May 31, 2014, 06:13:58 pm

(( You should make a snuggle-demon character.
Preferably one that doesn't target traps, though :V ))

(( Thanks to the Cheesitani-Trap Treaty, I'm not allowed to specifically hunt traps so long as they stay to their temple and 32nd Street. However... snuggle-demons... probably don't fall under that. XD ))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on June 01, 2014, 12:55:19 am

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on May 24, 2014, 03:08:47 am

((yay, kevak has returned with glorious update!))

"Stupid bioengineering! Stupid door! You can't beat me!"

Attempt to break open the door.

((never giving up dammit))

You smash into the door again accomplishing absolutely nothing besides self harm. Damn modern technology and its unwillingness to let you stare at some girl well she's sleeping! Bane of perverts and creepers everywhere! (2) You hear a slight buzzing as you lay on the ground, might have hit your head a bit too hard there.

Quote from: Imperial Guardsman on May 24, 2014, 09:02:45 pm

Character sheet :

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jac Ra

Physical age: 17

Race: Human

Description: An extremely decisive, brooding character, who is quick to point out any flaws in the plans of his team. He believes in efficiency and likes things done quick, and will get snippy if someone unnecessarily lengthens a task. He is very thin, with a sunken face, and hazel eyes. His hair is black, messy and curly, and he wears a black band around his wrist.  He wears lightweight gear and minimal protection, and ridicules people who wear heavy armor, saying that you don't need armor if you have the agility and skill not to be hit.

Backstory because I dunno where to put
 A former silver spoon who never had to lift a finger in his life through inheritance of massive wealth, his luxurious living space was raided by armed men collecting "protection fees". Jac proceeded to run, but not before his face was recognized. The men wreak havoc, and before Jac can even take action, everything he knows is lost and he seeks revenge on those who wronged him. Forced into hiding, he trains his body vigorously to be a weapon and hunts down those who wronged him. With his birthright stolen and spent, he has only what he left on his account. He turns to the work of an assassin, killing across space for money, but forced to goon the run after a bystander witnessed him assassinating a major megacorp CEO and alerted authorities. His assets frozen and taken from him, and hunted across space, he seeks safety and a means of revenge. However, lack of interaction can take its toll. He believes in his way of doing things only and doesnt like to be ordered around, and looks at anyone with fear of betrayal.

Stat Sheet:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jac Ra

Equipped Weapons: Silenced Pistol ( weak, but stealthy ), Balisong knife ( stealthy, good against unarmoured, no sell against armor )

Equipped Gear: Black tactical jumpsuit ( extremely weak protection, many pockets for storage, stealthy ), webbing vest ( meager protection, storage ), tight fitting padded shoes ( stealth ), gloves

Inventory: mini cameras and view screen ( watch ALL the things! )

Skills:
Cooking -9001
Piloting -2
Melee combat with claw weapons -2
Melee combat with bladed weapons +/-1
Stealth +/-3
Hacking +/-1
Starship related mechanics -3
Persuasion -3
Abilities/Traits:
Efficiency ( the next stealth related action has higher success rate)
Paranoia ( permanent -3 to persuasion )
Defiant
Horrible cook (something bad happens every time he attempts to cook)

Other: none

(( Hows this? ))

((Accepted, altered a bit and I will do the item stats later. Suuure you don't wanna be tossed in as a stowaway?))

Quote from: IcyTea31 on May 24, 2014, 02:48:22 am

"Who is that? New crew members shouldn't appear without notice, especially when we're in Subspace."

Pursue Kimberly.

Quote from: Objective on May 24, 2014, 03:00:47 am

PRETEND TO NOT HEAR AND RUN FASTER

(3 vs 6) The Many take off after Kimberly, however Kimberly quickly loses them.

Quote from: Sinvara on May 24, 2014, 02:20:04 am

Reach into the insane part of my mind to temporarily enhance my telepathy, try harder to speak to Million.

(6)You succeed. Million feels slightly unsettled.

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on May 24, 2014, 01:56:25 am

Sigh "Ello Marco, sorry for not saying hi. It has been a while....Just thought I'd say there is a door and it shut behind me..."

"1 H4V3 N0 C0N7R0L 0V3R 7H47 D00R. 7H15 15 N07 N0RM4L.... 57R4N93.. 1'LL 63 64CK 1N 4 M0M3N7.."

Quote from: Prophet on May 24, 2014, 01:36:23 am

Inspect the rest of the room.

The walls have little designs drawn on them.. Murals you would say... The kind you would find in a child's room.... You feel like you know these somehow..

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on May 24, 2014, 12:21:35 am

Leave the kitchen. Wander the spaceship.

(11)

Quote from: blazing glory on May 24, 2014, 12:23:03 am

Go on all fours and get outta there!

(11) You flee down the hallway and smash into Million at full speed after about four minutes of random running. You both tumble to the ground.

Quote from: TamerVirus on May 24, 2014, 12:18:53 am

Yar...me be hungry...
Make a single serving of Pirate Stew! Consume single serving

You make Pirate Stew.. Whatever that is..

Quote from: Lyeos on May 24, 2014, 12:18:01 am

Open the box!

Lily remains oblivious to anything that may or may not be going on unrelated to the box.

"Did I not just say that you should help me wake up?"

"I Am helping. Concentrating, shush now." You open the box, it appears to contain be a reddish glowing orb with a scattering of blue and purples.

((Let me know if I missed you.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on June 01, 2014, 12:58:18 am

Lily does her best to touch ALL of the purple!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on June 01, 2014, 01:19:47 am

Check self for any injuries and get up.

Go down to the nearest door open.

((I would like a status update,I have no idea if I'm starving and sleepy or what.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 01, 2014, 01:21:51 am

n-no, shut up, unconscious, I'm not perving, something is clearly wrong if she hasn't got up already

Go tell Captain that something is suspicious in Lily's room.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on June 01, 2014, 01:54:14 am

Inspect the murals.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on June 01, 2014, 04:37:51 am

Inspect the kitchen for some more BOOZE!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on June 01, 2014, 05:10:47 am

Knock on the door of unopenability, scratch the back of your head and contemplate the meaning of life. Is it all about naps? Maybe railcannons? No one knows. But dammit better to try and fail then to never have tried at all.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 01, 2014, 05:51:36 am

COMING SOON TO THREADS NEAR YOU.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 01, 2014, 06:02:46 am

Return to the science lab. Set up every sensor possible, and do science on the bucket, trying to induce that "frizzing out" of reality and catch it on record.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Imperial Guardsman on June 01, 2014, 11:05:48 am

Quote from: Kevak on June 01, 2014, 12:55:19 am

Quote from: Imperial Guardsman on May 24, 2014, 09:02:45 pm

Character sheet :

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jac Ra

Physical age: 17

Race: Human

Description: An extremely decisive, brooding character, who is quick to point out any flaws in the plans of his team. He believes in efficiency and likes things done quick, and will get snippy if someone unnecessarily lengthens a task. He is very thin, with a sunken face, and hazel eyes. His hair is black, messy and curly, and he wears a black band around his wrist.  He wears lightweight gear and minimal protection, and ridicules people who wear heavy armor, saying that you don't need armor if you have the agility and skill not to be hit.

Backstory because I dunno where to put
 A former silver spoon who never had to lift a finger in his life through inheritance of massive wealth, his luxurious living space was raided by armed men collecting "protection fees". Jac proceeded to run, but not before his face was recognized. The men wreak havoc, and before Jac can even take action, everything he knows is lost and he seeks revenge on those who wronged him. Forced into hiding, he trains his body vigorously to be a weapon and hunts down those who wronged him. With his birthright stolen and spent, he has only what he left on his account. He turns to the work of an assassin, killing across space for money, but forced to goon the run after a bystander witnessed him assassinating a major megacorp CEO and alerted authorities. His assets frozen and taken from him, and hunted across space, he seeks safety and a means of revenge. However, lack of interaction can take its toll. He believes in his way of doing things only and doesnt like to be ordered around, and looks at anyone with fear of betrayal.

Stat Sheet:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jac Ra

Equipped Weapons: Silenced Pistol ( weak, but stealthy ), Balisong knife ( stealthy, good against unarmoured, no sell against armor )

Equipped Gear: Black tactical jumpsuit ( extremely weak protection, many pockets for storage, stealthy ), webbing vest ( meager protection, storage ), tight fitting padded shoes ( stealth ), gloves

Inventory: mini cameras and view screen ( watch ALL the things! )

Skills:
Cooking -9001
Piloting -2
Melee combat with claw weapons -2
Melee combat with bladed weapons +/-1
Stealth +/-3
Hacking +/-1
Starship related mechanics -3
Persuasion -3
Abilities/Traits:
Efficiency ( the next stealth related action has higher success rate)
Paranoia ( permanent -3 to persuasion )
Defiant
Horrible cook (something bad happens every time he attempts to cook)

Other: none

(( Hows this? ))

((Accepted, altered a bit and I will do the item stats later. Suuure you don't wanna be tossed in as a stowaway?))

Only if I pop out of a crate of silencersOkay. fine.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on June 01, 2014, 12:44:19 pm

((Kevak, you forgot someone! It was kinda in the middle of a bunch of OOC, though..... We really need to start using the other thread for that. Including myself.))

Quote from: Playergamer on May 25, 2014, 09:43:49 am

Fix the ship, get diagnostics.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on June 01, 2014, 01:25:35 pm

Quote from: Lyeos on June 01, 2014, 12:44:19 pm

((Kevak, you forgot someone! It was kinda in the middle of a bunch of OOC, though..... We really need to start using the other thread for that. Including myself.))

Quote from: Playergamer on May 25, 2014, 09:43:49 am

Fix the ship, get diagnostics.

((I aaalways forget someone.))

(2vsHR) The console sparks and a readout appears on the screen. "N0. 1'M 6U5Y. L473R 15 F1N3."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 01, 2014, 10:04:40 pm

(( Hey, when you have my chara's equipment balanced and such, could you post the charasheet and send me a PM? ))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on June 01, 2014, 10:20:10 pm

((Yep, however if you are starting with a small ship, I'm gonna throw IG's character in as a crewmember and have you come into play after they exit subspace.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 01, 2014, 10:32:00 pm

Quote from: Kevak on June 01, 2014, 10:20:10 pm

((Yep, however if you are starting with a small ship, I'm gonna throw IG's character in as a crewmember and have you come into play after they exit subspace.))

(( K. How did he get on the ship though? ))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on June 01, 2014, 11:03:44 pm

Quote from: CaptainMcClellan on June 01, 2014, 10:32:00 pm

Quote from: Kevak on June 01, 2014, 10:20:10 pm

((Yep, however if you are starting with a small ship, I'm gonna throw IG's character in as a crewmember and have you come into play after they exit subspace.))

(( K. How did he get on the ship though? ))

He'd probably be your pal/crew member/buisness partner/etc.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on June 01, 2014, 11:44:27 pm

((Will update tomorrow.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 08:02:28 am

Quote from: blazing glory on June 01, 2014, 11:03:44 pm

Quote from: CaptainMcClellan on June 01, 2014, 10:32:00 pm

Quote from: Kevak on June 01, 2014, 10:20:10 pm

((Yep, however if you are starting with a small ship, I'm gonna throw IG's character in as a crewmember and have you come into play after they exit subspace.))

(( K. How did he get on the ship though? ))

He'd probably be your pal/crew member/buisness partner/etc.

(( Possibly, but not likely. Could be a hired hand or much more likely, someone paying for interstellar transport. Or a stowaway picked up at the last trading post, since that's what Kevak was suggesting. ))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: hops on June 02, 2014, 08:56:23 pm

Look for something to eat

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on June 02, 2014, 09:11:56 pm

Nag at GM for not updating.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Imperial Guardsman on June 02, 2014, 09:17:46 pm

Cook ten meals as soon as I join.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on June 02, 2014, 09:18:46 pm

Quote from: Imperial Guardsman on June 02, 2014, 09:17:46 pm

Cook ten meals as soon as I join.

Develop temporary PSI powers and mentally hit Him before he uses the oven.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 10:04:11 pm

Wait "patiently" to be added to game.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on June 02, 2014, 10:11:31 pm

Quote from: Lyeos on June 01, 2014, 12:58:18 am

Lily does her best to touch ALL of the purple!

You poke all the purple, the ball jiggles a little bit.

Quote from: Imperial Guardsman on June 02, 2014, 09:17:46 pm

Cook ten meals as soon as I join.

You don't know where the kitchen is, you are in a crate in one of the forward storage bays.
((No metagaming dude, you don't have any reason to cook and you character obviously knows he is terrible at it.))

Quote from: Objective on June 02, 2014, 08:56:23 pm

Look for something to eat

(3) You fail to find something to eat. You also fail to encounter anyone. You do however hear a knocking from the inside of a nearby door.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on June 01, 2014, 06:02:46 am

Return to the science lab. Set up every sensor possible, and do science on the bucket, trying to induce that "frizzing out" of reality and catch it on record.

(8HR)You induce a rather large frizzing, none of the equipment appears to have detected anything, that or they frizzed also.

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on June 01, 2014, 05:10:47 am

Knock on the door of unopenability, scratch the back of your head and contemplate the meaning of life. Is it all about naps? Maybe railcannons? No one knows. But dammit better to try and fail then to never have tried at all.

You knock on the door, you don't think it did anything.

Quote from: TamerVirus on June 01, 2014, 04:37:51 am

Inspect the kitchen for some more BOOZE!

You locate booze in the fridge.

Quote from: Prophet on June 01, 2014, 01:54:14 am

Inspect the murals.

They look like the kind of thing that you would find in a child's bedroom, stars, the sun, the moon, a little ocean, some hills, a forest, a desert.. All sorts of things.

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on June 01, 2014, 01:21:51 am

n-no, shut up, unconscious, I'm not perving, something is clearly wrong if she hasn't got up already

Go tell Captain that something is suspicious in Lily's room.

You do this.

Quote from: blazing glory on June 01, 2014, 01:19:47 am

Check self for any injuries and get up.

Go down to the nearest door open.

((I would like a status update,I have no idea if I'm starving and sleepy or what.))

(8) You aren't injured, but you also don't find any open doors.
((You are hungry and thirsty, as is pretty much everyone besides Morgan cause he just ate and those who don't need either, everyone is sleepy besides Kimberly, Lily, and those who don't need sleep.))

Quote from: Sinvara on June 01, 2014, 01:20:30 am

"Hello Million."

Million feels like something just licked his brain and whispered something creepy and suggestive in his ear. He did hear you though.

Quote from: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 10:04:11 pm

Wait "patiently" to be added to game.

((Unless you want me to do the shipwreck pickup for your entry, you aren't getting in for a while cause you want to start with a ship, I can have you and your very small ship do a little dogfight or something against stronger enemy ships, teach you peeps how the ship to ship combat system and how npc's work if you are their commander.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on June 02, 2014, 10:18:38 pm

Search the room for something interesting. ((I'm running out of things to do in this room but i want to know what this is leading up to.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 10:19:15 pm

Quote from: Kevak on June 02, 2014, 10:11:31 pm

Quote from: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 10:04:11 pm

Wait "patiently" to be added to game.

((Unless you want me to do the shipwreck pickup for your entry, you aren't getting in for a while cause you want to start with a ship, I can have you and your very small ship do a little dogfight or something against stronger enemy ships, teach you peeps how the ship to ship combat system and how npc's work if you are their commander.))

(( Sounds grand. On two conditions: 1) I didn't start the fight. 2)It's not with the pirate ship that the rest of the characters are on. I'd like to see how you're going to simulate a dogfight because I think it'll be exciting. Also, I was mostly parodying IG's command, the longer it takes you to get me in, the more effort I can put into my Er-Tuh-Der. Which, by the way, thank you for participating in. :3 ))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: hops on June 02, 2014, 10:42:07 pm

Examine the door cautiously

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on June 02, 2014, 10:44:47 pm

Head to the kitchen and get something to eat and drink.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on June 02, 2014, 10:54:13 pm

Quote from: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 10:19:15 pm

Quote from: Kevak on June 02, 2014, 10:11:31 pm

Quote from: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 10:04:11 pm

Wait "patiently" to be added to game.

((Unless you want me to do the shipwreck pickup for your entry, you aren't getting in for a while cause you want to start with a ship, I can have you and your very small ship do a little dogfight or something against stronger enemy ships, teach you peeps how the ship to ship combat system and how npc's work if you are their commander.))

(( Sounds grand. On two conditions: 1) I didn't start the fight. 2)It's not with the pirate ship that the rest of the characters are on. I'd like to see how you're going to simulate a dogfight because I think it'll be exciting. Also, I was mostly parodying IG's command, the longer it takes you to get me in, the more effort I can put into my Er-Tuh-Der. Which, by the way, thank you for participating in. :3 ))

((Your going to be fighting a ship that was planned to be a enemy in the first place, it will outclass your ship by a decent amount, through extreme luck and use of tactics you will be able to win, but 89% or so chance of loss. Also I use realistic space combat, so physical laws are upheld, fuel is extremely important, subsystem losses will be a major problem.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on June 02, 2014, 10:57:38 pm

Strange happenings on e ship? Ye don't say? YARRRR! Let's check it out, Paul!

Take my booze to Lily's room to see what's what

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 10:59:08 pm

(( Gotcha. I might have to do some study on space warfare then. Or figure it out as I go along, like I do with most things. Also... that combo that Equius is going to attempt? Does that involve any sort of blow to my character's genitals? ))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on June 02, 2014, 11:02:25 pm

Quote from: Kevak on June 02, 2014, 10:54:13 pm

Quote from: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 10:19:15 pm

Quote from: Kevak on June 02, 2014, 10:11:31 pm

Quote from: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 10:04:11 pm

Wait "patiently" to be added to game.

((Unless you want me to do the shipwreck pickup for your entry, you aren't getting in for a while cause you want to start with a ship, I can have you and your very small ship do a little dogfight or something against stronger enemy ships, teach you peeps how the ship to ship combat system and how npc's work if you are their commander.))

(( Sounds grand. On two conditions: 1) I didn't start the fight. 2)It's not with the pirate ship that the rest of the characters are on. I'd like to see how you're going to simulate a dogfight because I think it'll be exciting. Also, I was mostly parodying IG's command, the longer it takes you to get me in, the more effort I can put into my Er-Tuh-Der. Which, by the way, thank you for participating in. :3 ))

((Also I use realistic space combat, so physical laws are upheld, fuel is extremely important, subsystem losses will be a major problem.))

((Everyone! Kevaks relapsing into making things too complicated! Shower him in foxes and try make him forget!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on June 02, 2014, 11:06:08 pm

Quote from: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 10:59:08 pm

(( Gotcha. I might have to do some study on space warfare then. Or figure it out as I go along, like I do with most things. Also... that combo that Equius is going to attempt? Does that involve any sort of blow to my character's genitals? ))

((Yes, it does involve a blow to your character's genitals, that or your skull since it can also technically be defined as a "Nut." It would be a "Grab your shoulders======>Smashes your head into his knee======>Pushes you onto ground as you're dazed======>"Crack" whatever nut you decide to choose.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 11:13:44 pm

Quote from: Kevak on June 02, 2014, 11:06:08 pm

Quote from: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 10:59:08 pm

(( Gotcha. I might have to do some study on space warfare then. Or figure it out as I go along, like I do with most things. Also... that combo that Equius is going to attempt? Does that involve any sort of blow to my character's genitals? ))

((Yes, it does involve a blow to your character's genitals, that or your skull since it can also technically be defined as a "Nut." It would be a "Grab your shoulders======>Smashes your head into his knee======>Pushes you onto ground as you're dazed======>"Crack" whatever nut you decide to choose.

(( That sounds quite unpleasant... I really hope the dice don't betray me. ))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 02, 2014, 11:16:01 pm

Put the bucket in a pocket of the trenchcoat and go see what the others are doing.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 02, 2014, 11:35:24 pm

Go make a round of dinner. Place all finished products in the mess haul with the mountains of cookies.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on June 02, 2014, 11:41:22 pm

Quote from: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 11:13:44 pm

Quote from: Kevak on June 02, 2014, 11:06:08 pm

Quote from: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 10:59:08 pm

(( Gotcha. I might have to do some study on space warfare then. Or figure it out as I go along, like I do with most things. Also... that combo that Equius is going to attempt? Does that involve any sort of blow to my character's genitals? ))

((Yes, it does involve a blow to your character's genitals, that or your skull since it can also technically be defined as a "Nut." It would be a "Grab your shoulders======>Smashes your head into his knee======>Pushes you onto ground as you're dazed======>"Crack" whatever nut you decide to choose.

(( That sounds quite unpleasant... I really hope the dice don't betray me. ))

((It's effectively a finisher if it goes according to plan, as on one hand he crushes your skull and brain under his boot, on the other he smashes your genitals into nothing as well as a series of extremely important arteries, causing massive internal bleeding and you will bleed out in under a minute, likely unconscious due to the pain.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 03, 2014, 12:37:15 am

Quote from: Kevak on June 02, 2014, 11:41:22 pm

Quote from: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 11:13:44 pm

Quote from: Kevak on June 02, 2014, 11:06:08 pm

Quote from: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 10:59:08 pm

(( Gotcha. I might have to do some study on space warfare then. Or figure it out as I go along, like I do with most things. Also... that combo that Equius is going to attempt? Does that involve any sort of blow to my character's genitals? ))

((Yes, it does involve a blow to your character's genitals, that or your skull since it can also technically be defined as a "Nut." It would be a "Grab your shoulders======>Smashes your head into his knee======>Pushes you onto ground as you're dazed======>"Crack" whatever nut you decide to choose.

(( That sounds quite unpleasant... I really hope the dice don't betray me. ))

((It's effectively a finisher if it goes according to plan, as on one hand he crushes your skull and brain under his boot, on the other he smashes your genitals into nothing as well as a series of extremely important arteries, causing massive internal bleeding and you will bleed out in under a minute, likely unconscious due to the pain.))

(( Please realize that this is not DF, we're using hitpoints and a considerable amount of abstraction. Still, it'll probably work.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on June 03, 2014, 01:02:33 am

"Shit.....oh well I finally got some peace and quiet for once. Seems like the perfect time for extreme napping."
Take a damn nap with your lovely rifle.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Imperial Guardsman on June 03, 2014, 11:23:48 am

Search the crate I am inside.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on June 04, 2014, 03:20:27 pm

"..."

Lily attempts petting the ball, absorbing the ball, gently and lovingly nibbling the ball, and hugging the ball. If none of these work, she's gonna ask the pink-haired chick what the hell she's supposed to do with it so she can wake up from this nonsense, then she's gonna do that.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on June 05, 2014, 06:48:05 pm

Start nagging at Kevak for not updating.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on June 05, 2014, 06:48:55 pm

Quote from: blazing glory on June 05, 2014, 06:48:05 pm

Start nagging at Kevak for not updating.

((Shush, you. He's got other stuff* to do. At least it's not as long as last time. Besides, nagging is my job.))

((*Like a system for another game.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 10, 2014, 08:13:13 am

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Bzzzt

Physical age: 34 Days

Race: Ageless Housefly

Description: Bzzzt was your average fly, except for one difference. He can not die of old age. He found this out after everyone he knew, and their children, had died. Now he flies about the ship spreading diseases. He is also very energetic and acts quickly.

Spoiler: Stat Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Bzzzt

Equipped Weapons: Buzzing Noises (Annoy all those around), Disease spreading (Contaminate everything!)

Equipped Gear: Fly wings (Flight!)

Inventory: Various diseases

Skills: Proficient Disease Spreader; Competent Flier; Competent Disguster

Abilities: Tiny; Can stick to pretty much anything.

Other: Nothing, unless you count "Ageless fly"

((This is a joke sheet more than anything :P))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on June 10, 2014, 08:26:27 am

((That is amusing enough for me to make it an abnormality, although it can't be a player character. Might alter it a bit thoughs.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on June 10, 2014, 12:10:50 pm

((Ideally, I don't think it should be super weird, sentient, or deadly. Just the single most persistent fly in the history of the universe :D))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on June 10, 2014, 12:35:27 pm

Quote from: HugoLuman on June 10, 2014, 12:10:50 pm

((Ideally, I don't think it should be super weird, sentient, or deadly. Just the single most persistent fly in the history of the universe :D))

((We should capture him and strap a tiny camera to him! If he got to play as that, which he won't.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on June 10, 2014, 12:36:24 pm

((It'll be an undying fly.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 10, 2014, 02:09:46 pm

Quote from: Kevak on June 10, 2014, 12:36:24 pm

((It'll be an undying fly.))

((The most annoying thing in all history.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 10, 2014, 03:12:53 pm

((*readies flamethrower*))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on June 13, 2014, 02:09:36 pm

[[I do not want to live in a world with an immortal fly...I must honorably resign *stabs self*]]

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 13, 2014, 06:03:05 pm

(( Kevak are we still waiting for my entry? ))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on June 13, 2014, 06:05:33 pm

((Not updating till I finish helping Prophet with GoD.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on June 22, 2014, 02:49:08 am

Quote from: Lyeos on June 04, 2014, 03:20:27 pm

"..."

Lily attempts petting the ball, absorbing the ball, gently and lovingly nibbling the ball, and hugging the ball. If none of these work, she's gonna ask the pink-haired chick what the hell she's supposed to do with it so she can wake up from this nonsense, then she's gonna do that.

You continue playing and fooling around with the ball, nothing really happens, although you're pretty sure it purred when you were petting it. "Just be patient for a bit. I'm waking you up."

Quote from: Imperial Guardsman on June 03, 2014, 11:23:48 am

Search the crate I am inside.

You are in a crate of round tubular objects. ((Still not sure which ship you decided to be on.))

Quote from: TamerVirus on June 02, 2014, 10:57:38 pm

Strange happenings on e ship? Ye don't say? YARRRR! Let's check it out, Paul!

Take my booze to Lily's room to see what's what

You discover the room is locked. That's about it.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on June 02, 2014, 11:16:01 pm

Put the bucket in a pocket of the trenchcoat and go see what the others are doing.

You attempt to fit the bucket into a pocket of your trench coat, it doesn't seem to want to fit, it appears like it should be able to, but it simply won't. Everything fizzles again.

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on June 02, 2014, 11:35:24 pm

Go make a round of dinner. Place all finished products in the mess haul with the mountains of cookies.

Dinner is served.

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on June 03, 2014, 01:02:33 am

"Shit.....oh well I finally got some peace and quiet for once. Seems like the perfect time for extreme napping."
Take a damn nap with your lovely rifle.

You promptly pass out as soon as you curl up on the ground.

Quote from: Sinvara on June 02, 2014, 10:45:40 pm

See if I can open the closet that I'm stuck in.

You succeed in opening the closet. It is very much open now.

Quote from: blazing glory on June 02, 2014, 10:44:47 pm

Head to the kitchen and get something to eat and drink.

You locate several things to eat and drink. You are preeetty sure you cleaned everything up. Yup. Absolutely didn't forget anything in there that'll be a problem later. Nooo sir.

Quote from: Objective on June 02, 2014, 10:42:07 pm

Examine the door cautiously

It looks like any other door. Nothing special you don't think.

Quote from: Prophet on June 02, 2014, 10:18:38 pm

Search the room for something interesting. ((I'm running out of things to do in this room but i want to know what this is leading up to.))

You locate an assortment of varied toys and games, take your pick of things to play with. ((This room is going to be a thing your character will encounter rather often, character development will be happening through it.))

Quote from: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 10:19:15 pm

Quote from: Kevak on June 02, 2014, 10:11:31 pm

Quote from: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 10:04:11 pm

Wait "patiently" to be added to game.

((Unless you want me to do the shipwreck pickup for your entry, you aren't getting in for a while cause you want to start with a ship, I can have you and your very small ship do a little dogfight or something against stronger enemy ships, teach you peeps how the ship to ship combat system and how npc's work if you are their commander.))

(( Sounds grand. On two conditions: 1) I didn't start the fight. 2)It's not with the pirate ship that the rest of the characters are on. I'd like to see how you're going to simulate a dogfight because I think it'll be exciting. Also, I was mostly parodying IG's command, the longer it takes you to get me in, the more effort I can put into my Er-Tuh-Der. Which, by the way, thank you for participating in. :3 ))

((You'll be entering as soon as IG decides what ship he is starting on. Also I need to mentally generate the system layout and the enemy ship/your ship's layouts.))

((Let me know if I missed someone, I probably did.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on June 22, 2014, 02:55:37 am

Play with one of the games.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on June 22, 2014, 02:56:32 am

((Someone else can deal with it.))

Head to my room and go to sleep.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 22, 2014, 03:09:31 am

((Well, I started wandering the ship, and you still haven't told me where I ended up.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on June 22, 2014, 03:15:18 am

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on June 22, 2014, 03:09:31 am

((Well, I started wandering the ship, and you still haven't told me where I ended up.))

((I already told you you ended up by the bridge as the wall was being destroyed.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 22, 2014, 03:16:28 am

Go check on Lily again.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 22, 2014, 03:17:57 am

((...when? I don't recall this. Probably was offline at the time.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on June 22, 2014, 03:23:20 am

((This was like three or four updates ago, it's sorta why you need to skim through the posts between updates to make sure you didn't miss a GM note.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 22, 2014, 04:47:55 am

Show up in the dining room with the bucket.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Imperial Guardsman on June 22, 2014, 10:26:41 am

(Im in the main ship )
Grab what I hope is a pipe and push out one side of the box.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on June 22, 2014, 11:48:42 am

Just be patient for a bit.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on June 22, 2014, 03:59:24 pm

Be knocking on the door. Loudly. And be shouting "Ahoy" in periodic intervals

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on June 22, 2014, 06:16:37 pm

Dream of rail cannons...mmmmmmmm rail cannons.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on June 22, 2014, 06:24:00 pm

((Yay! Hi Zal.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 23, 2014, 12:30:08 am

Examine my surroundings in great detail.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: hops on June 23, 2014, 03:55:40 pm

Go through the door

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on June 28, 2014, 02:44:36 am

Quote from: Prophet on June 22, 2014, 02:55:37 am

Play with one of the games.

You select a random game and play with it... Single player chess is not very fun. ((I totally rolled for the game by the way.))

Quote from: Objective on June 23, 2014, 03:55:40 pm

Go through the door

The door refuses to open. The console reads out: "50RRY, 7RY1N9 70 0P3N 17, CR3W M3M63R 7R4PP3D 1N51D3, H3LP R3QU3573D. PL3453 L0C473 1NDU57R14L 9R4D3 CU771N9 4PP4R47U5."

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on June 23, 2014, 12:30:08 am

Examine my surroundings in great detail.

You see a large hole in the wall, there are several consoles for the bridge. You are in a hallway.

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on June 22, 2014, 06:16:37 pm

Dream of rail cannons...mmmmmmmm rail cannons.

You dream of Tentacles and Horrorterrors.

Quote from: TamerVirus on June 22, 2014, 03:59:24 pm

Be knocking on the door. Loudly. And be shouting "Ahoy" in periodic intervals

You do so... You hear meowing from behind the door.

Quote from: Lyeos on June 22, 2014, 11:48:42 am

Just be patient for a bit.

"Aaaaaand time to wake up." The pinkhaired lady snaps her fingers and you awaken a moment later. Something is curled up on your face. You can hear someone shouting "Ahoy" occasionally and the occasional meow.

Quote from: Imperial Guardsman on June 22, 2014, 10:26:41 am

(Im in the main ship )
Grab what I hope is a pipe and push out one side of the box.

You grab one of the tubular objects and attempt to push through the metal side of the box using it as leverage... Doesn't quite work, maybe try going out the top? You know, the way you got in?

Quote from: IcyTea31 on June 22, 2014, 04:47:55 am

Show up in the dining room with the bucket.

You show up in the dining room. You are carrying the pail.

Quote from: Sinvara on June 22, 2014, 03:17:09 am

Exit the closet.

You exit the closet. The entire closet door actually falls off when you try opening it... The hinges appear to have melted somehow... Now that you think about it, you wonder why the crap there was a hinged door on a starship when all the other doors are sliding.

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on June 22, 2014, 03:16:28 am

Go check on Lily again.

The captain is banging on the door and shouting "Ahoy" occasionally. You hear meowing coming from inside.

Quote from: blazing glory on June 22, 2014, 02:56:32 am

((Someone else can deal with it.))

Head to my room and go to sleep.

You go to your room and fall asleep after changing the mattress and sheets. The room still smells like a bathroom stall, but at least you aren't sleeping on feces. Your dreams are of Beaks and Teeth and Tentacles and Claws.

Quote from: CMC

Be on ship.

You are sitting in the rather cramped and claustrophobic bridge of your ship, there are two other crewmembers sitting in front of you... What Do?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 28, 2014, 02:45:39 am

Examine the large hole.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on June 28, 2014, 02:49:33 am

((Sooorta forgot CMC. Editing that into the update.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 28, 2014, 02:50:12 am

"The CAT!"

Open door!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on June 28, 2014, 02:51:16 am

Play more games! ((Thank you for your hard work Senpai!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on June 28, 2014, 02:52:31 am

((Your welcomes.))

((Also Edited it in.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on June 28, 2014, 03:17:00 am

Wake up and find the navigation room.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on June 28, 2014, 03:35:09 am

Wake up from them tentacle filled horror shit show and enjoy my simulated solitary confinement.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 28, 2014, 03:38:45 am

Wait until the others realize their hunger and show up to dine.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on June 28, 2014, 03:45:49 am

((Errr just wondering but is it assumed that I consumed said food?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on June 28, 2014, 07:09:23 am

Quote from: Sinvara on June 28, 2014, 03:27:53 am

((Is there a reason that you've stopped showing us what we rolled?))

Run down those hallways and find something to do.

((Yes. Some of the rolls can result in metagaming simply based off the roll number. Also since some people's actions have three or four rolls, it makes the story flow better if I don't show rolls.)).

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Imperial Guardsman on June 28, 2014, 10:02:08 am

Push out of the top.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on June 28, 2014, 10:12:58 am

Remove thing from face, then do hygiene stuff.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on June 28, 2014, 11:50:42 am

Oi, Paul, do you be hearing a SeaCat behind this door? What you be thinking?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on June 28, 2014, 02:33:39 pm

"I'm awake! I'll be out in a few minutes, calm down!"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on July 06, 2014, 08:13:34 pm

I must have missed a lot... for some reason, I stopped receiving notifications...? Is Ferrous still alive? What the hell is going on, where am I, and what is the nearest smashable thing (Or person...)?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: hops on July 06, 2014, 08:35:20 pm

Attempt to pry open the door with my alloy spear

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on July 10, 2014, 09:56:50 pm

Quote from: Objective on July 06, 2014, 08:35:20 pm

Attempt to pry open the door with my alloy spear

You utterly fail to lodge the spear in the door. Probably should get an industrial cutting implement.

Quote from: blazing glory on June 28, 2014, 03:45:49 am

((Errr just wondering but is it assumed that I consumed said food?))

((Yes. I assume people are eating if they are in the messhall and not doing a specific action.))

Quote from: blazing glory on June 28, 2014, 03:17:00 am

Wake up and find the navigation room.

You awaken rather quickly. Still rather tired. Shaking off the fatigue, you attempt to locate the nav room... This fails utterly, although you do find one of the storage bays.

Quote from: Coolrune206 on July 06, 2014, 08:13:34 pm

I must have missed a lot... for some reason, I stopped receiving notifications...? Is Ferrous still alive? What the hell is going on, where am I, and what is the nearest smashable thing (Or person...)?

((Ferr is both still alive and still standing on the bridge (I think.), the closest smashable thing is a wall to your left. Aren't you supposed to be fixing things and not breaking them though? Although there is something that could use a good smash, a certain tiger person is trying to open it right now. Not too many updates have happened.))

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on June 28, 2014, 02:50:12 am

"The CAT!"

Open door!

Your tackles are continuously ignored by the door.

Quote from: Lyeos on June 28, 2014, 10:12:58 am

Remove thing from face, then do hygiene stuff.

You remove what appears to be a pink cat from your face. You stare at it inquisitively as it stares back at you apathetically before you drop it on unceremoniously on the bed and go and do general quick hygiene stuff. You hear something throwing itself bodily against the door.

Quote from: TamerVirus on June 28, 2014, 11:50:42 am

Oi, Paul, do you be hearing a SeaCat behind this door? What you be thinking?

Paul says it isn't a Seacat, Paul says it is an entity similar to the dog and is unlikely to be malignant, although it might get a bit snappy at times when it speaks.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on June 28, 2014, 03:38:45 am

Wait until the others realize their hunger and show up to dine.

You sit around in the mess hall. Surrounded by mounds of cookies, you contemplate how food would taste if you could eat.

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on June 28, 2014, 03:35:09 am

Wake up from them tentacle filled horror shit show and enjoy my simulated solitary confinement.

You fail to wake up. It feels like your brain is being licked by Cthulhu.

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on June 28, 2014, 02:45:39 am

Examine the large hole.

It looks like something big smashed it. Possibly that giant metal person standing several meters away.

Quote from: Imperial Guardsman on June 28, 2014, 10:02:08 am

Push out of the top.

((Well since IG is banned sadly, I guess I could have Ultimuh's character start with this?

Quote from: Ultimuh on June 12, 2014, 03:42:15 pm

I think I'll join this thing..

Spoiler:  still working on it (click to show/hide)

Name: Dorza, Ch'thol, Gorran Fa'voss, Reg R'maar, Harrk'h (Given name, clan, sector, continent, planet.)

Physical age: 15 (Race matures at age 5 and avarage lifespan is four decades.)

Race: R'haat (A race of foour-armed murderous ratmen the size of three grown humans.)

Description:
Dorza is a violent individual, as is the rest of his race. He has several scars on hsi body and many are visible on his face. His left eye has a red bionic eye, implanted on a metal plate covering the eye's immediate area. He has lost a bionic arm have replaced his lower right one, it is clearly worn from previous battles but seem to hold together well. A long tail reaches about half his own height, it looks like the tail is prehensile.
He tend to care little for nonsense and prefer action rather than discussion. At best, he will flip a table. At worst, someone would be dead or injured. He doesn't talk much about his past, as he deems it irrelevant.

there is little known about his background, other than that he have grown up in various fleets, participating in battles between his own kin or outsiders alike.
(His race is notorious for warring against each other at the drop of a hat. Sometimes a hat is somehow literally involved.)


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Name: Dorza

Equipped Weapons: At least two blade weapons and one phaser. (Kevak, you decide what they are and stats?)

Equipped Gear: (I am not sure what to post here really, even with your exlanation..)

Inventory: (Same as above.)

Skills: (Literal skills, just state approximately how adapt you are with something and I will fill out the specific points. Probably not subject to balancing, but some skills may be.)


Abilities: (Four arms, giant, tail functions as a fifth arm, bite can be very infectious.)

Other: (Well he has an eye implant and a bionic arm which replaced one of his four.)

edit: I am a bit lost on this whole equipment/stats thing..
Colors requested: Orange or brown. Or whatever is not already taken.

((Bladed weapons: One will be a long twohanded vibrating sword, other will be a shorter energy blade. The first is good for anti people, second good for anti machine/metal. Although both will kill anything if you use them right. A phasor is a combination between a plasma weapon and a laser weapon, lasers are longer range, plasma is shorter range in atmosphere. In atmosphere, the plasma can either emit as a sort of blowtorchy effect, useful for cutting doors open or slicing people in half but is extremely limited in range but is very very very. The laser part in atmosphere is too weak to cause major damage, but can cause minor burns and with enough concentrated fire, can kill someone. The laser can however ionize a channel of air and create a vacuum, allowing the plasma to fly through and strike the target for major burns and possible fatalities if it hits something important and burns through, the vacuum channel collapses soon after, this is extremely loud, on par with a lightning bolt exploding next to you. Wear earmuffs.

For gear you will have a relatively light infiltrator suit, which is light armor that can adapt to the surrounding area's textures and colors within several seconds of activation, moving disrupts the camouflage and distorts it. It lacks a helmet also, the gloves and boots do not have this function but are slightly better armored and can magnetically charge themselves, making holding weapons easier and to some extent, being able to climb on metal walls, you will need to charge the suit often though, it runs out of power if used rather fast.

You have skill with combat of various types as well as weapon maintenance. Also if you want one or two more skills then state them. I guess.

I ish being lazy so I don't wanna dig through my notes for the stats to post.))

You burst out of the box of tubular objects, they turn out to be metal pipes. There is someone at the doorway of the storage room, They don't seem to have noticed you.

Quote from: Sinvara on June 28, 2014, 03:27:53 am

((Is there a reason that you've stopped showing us what we rolled?))

Run down those hallways and find something to do.

You encounter a tiger person trying to pry a magnetically and hydraulically sealed door open with a spear.

Quote from: Prophet on June 28, 2014, 02:51:16 am

Play more games! ((Thank you for your hard work Senpai!))

You find an old handheld gaming system, it's ancient and you're surprised it still works, it says it's a DS, it has a game in it so you boot it up, the game seems very very very familiar and you vaguely remember the controls from some time far in the past. The menu screen doesn't show a name anywhere, just a "Start Game" and  "Load Game" button, no options menu of any sort.

Quote from: CMC

Be on ship.

You are sitting in the rather cramped and claustrophobic bridge of your ship, there are two other crewmembers sitting in front of you... What Do?


((Tell me if I forgot someone. Also reposting CMC since he forgot to choose an action last update.))
((Gonna go back to showering now, decided to stop midway through to update.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on July 10, 2014, 09:58:29 pm

Wake up.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on July 10, 2014, 09:59:24 pm

Lily stops to pet the cat on the way to the door, then picks up her gun from wherever she left it and opens the door as fast as the silly thing will open itself. "Whaddaya want?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on July 10, 2014, 10:00:49 pm

Give the storage bay a quick look around.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on July 10, 2014, 10:07:12 pm

Select Load Game.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on July 10, 2014, 10:08:28 pm

Guard the bridge from feline attackers. Sledgehammers to the ready!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on July 10, 2014, 10:09:13 pm

Aye, Go back to the bridge and get me a status report!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on July 10, 2014, 10:43:31 pm

(It worries me that something has not yet spilled over into the general happenings.)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on July 10, 2014, 10:44:30 pm

Lerman looks up.

"Oh, hi. Cookie?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on July 10, 2014, 11:02:46 pm

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on July 10, 2014, 10:44:30 pm

Lerman looks up.

"Oh, hi. Cookie?"

"No, not for breakfast. What the $&@! is with your ears?"
Rubbing of sleepy eyes occurs.
It was inevitable.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on July 10, 2014, 11:29:06 pm

((I'm guessing you have the same 'changes' as me, cause duality and things.))

"You're one to talk, you've got cat ears!"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on July 10, 2014, 11:29:47 pm

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on July 10, 2014, 11:29:06 pm

((I'm guessing you have the same 'changes' as me, cause duality and things.))

"You're one to talk, you've got cat ears!"

((Probably, but Kevak should clarify that. Kevak?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on July 11, 2014, 01:15:05 am

((No cat ears yet. That's part of Stage 2, Lyeos's character and the cat are on Stage 1 and Smurf's and the dog are on Stage 3. Stage 4 is when it starts getting really interesting.))

((Also Lyeos, your sig is false, you are not a terrible person. You are a nice person.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on July 11, 2014, 01:17:19 am

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on July 10, 2014, 11:29:06 pm

((I'm guessing you have the same 'changes' as me, cause duality and things.))

"You're one to talk, you've got cat ears!"

"... I think you need some sleep, cooking guy."
To the mess hall, for breakfast!

Quote from: Kevak on July 11, 2014, 01:15:05 am

((No cat ears yet. That's part of Stage 2, Lyeos's character and the cat are on Stage 1 and Smurf's and the dog are on Stage 3. Stage 4 is when it starts getting really interesting.))

((Also Lyeos, your sig is false, you are not a terrible person. You are a nice person.))

((I'm worried, now.))
((And no, it's pretty accurate.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on July 11, 2014, 01:28:44 am

((Thank you senpai for giving my character video games! Also Lyeos is awesome!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on July 11, 2014, 01:37:50 am

Follow like the sleep-deprived idiot I am and start making breakfast.

((kevak i swear to god if stage 4 turns me into dog-man I will ram this ship into the nearest black hole))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 11, 2014, 03:10:42 am

Strike up a conversation with Lily and Lerman as they arrive.

"Good morning."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on July 11, 2014, 07:48:09 am

((I find it funny how none of the Cat-People are worried that I am preparing to smush them into a pulp with dual sledgehammers.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on July 11, 2014, 09:02:33 am

((Recap? Is Hales dead yet?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: hops on July 11, 2014, 09:13:28 am

Kimberly have no idea why he is bothering with opening this particular door, but it's better than sleeping and hiding waiting for a good opportunity to find an excuse to not be kicked offboard.

See if there happen to be any industrial grade cutting implements lying around here outside secure storage.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on July 11, 2014, 11:51:44 am

Quote from: Coolrune206 on July 11, 2014, 07:48:09 am

((I find it funny how none of the Cat-People are worried that I am preparing to smush them into a pulp with dual sledgehammers.))

((You do't even know about the cat people. Also aren't you supposed to be an engineer? Go fix stuff.))

Quote from: Playergamer on July 11, 2014, 09:02:33 am

((Recap? Is Hales dead yet?))

((No.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on July 11, 2014, 01:54:42 pm

Hales wakes up and looks around to see where he is.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on July 11, 2014, 03:32:25 pm

Quote from: Kevak on July 11, 2014, 11:51:44 am

Quote from: Coolrune206 on July 11, 2014, 07:48:09 am

((I find it funny how none of the Cat-People are worried that I am preparing to smush them into a pulp with dual sledgehammers.))

((You do't even know about the cat people. Also aren't you supposed to be an engineer? Go fix stuff.))

Quote from: Playergamer on July 11, 2014, 09:02:33 am

((Recap? Is Hales dead yet?))

((No.))

((Ferrous is many things. He signed on as an engineer, but his race is naturally... aggressive, and defensive.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on July 11, 2014, 04:09:37 pm

((Nobody is attacking Ferr so no reason to be defensive and no reason to attack anything since the bridge is mostly empty and nobody is threatening Ferr.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Ultimuh on July 12, 2014, 03:49:35 am

Take a look at my immediate surroundings, ears and nose doing their work as well.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 12, 2014, 12:59:29 pm

Idle. Look suitably bored.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on July 12, 2014, 08:16:33 pm

Is just asleep somewhere (( I haven't read a thing off this topic for 3 days I am so disoriented :y))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on July 12, 2014, 09:49:07 pm

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on July 12, 2014, 08:16:33 pm

Is just asleep somewhere (( I haven't read a thing off this topic for 3 days I am so disoriented :y))

((You're still trapped in the room.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on July 12, 2014, 09:59:27 pm

Quote from: Kevak on July 12, 2014, 09:49:07 pm

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on July 12, 2014, 08:16:33 pm

Is just asleep somewhere (( I haven't read a thing off this topic for 3 days I am so disoriented :y))

((You're still trapped in the room.))

((Thank you sir for the summary of my cthulu based japanese schoolgirl dreams. :y))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 13, 2014, 01:00:07 am

Devonayx: Check to see if there are any creme horns left.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on July 13, 2014, 03:11:05 am

Drevin makes the most idiotic attempt to communicate with dream cthulu.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on July 17, 2014, 12:04:27 am

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on July 13, 2014, 03:11:05 am

Drevin makes the most idiotic attempt to communicate with dream cthulu.

You cannot understand dream cthulu as there is no dream cthulu, it's dream Cthulhu that is busy licking your brain. It sorta hurts... A lot. ((You got a one~))

Quote from: CaptainMcClellan on July 13, 2014, 01:00:07 am

Devonayx: Check to see if there are any creme horns left.

You wander down to the pantry to get some creme horns, you discover there are several boxes of creme horns, the problem is that they are a tad hard to reach, they are juuust out of reach, if only you were a little taller, or if you knew where the step ladder went then you could get to them. ((Decent roll but not quite good enoughs~))

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on July 12, 2014, 12:59:29 pm

Idle. Look suitably bored.

You appear very alert and happy and attentive and hyper. You also fail to sit around and idle, you end up pacing around. ((Aaalso a one~))

Quote from: Ultimuh on July 12, 2014, 03:49:35 am

Take a look at my immediate surroundings, ears and nose doing their work as well.

Big room, lots of random crates, air smells stagnant, possibly nobody has been in here for years judging by the amount of dust on everything. Person in doorway.

Quote from: Playergamer on July 11, 2014, 01:54:42 pm

Hales wakes up and looks around to see where he is.

You are laying in a hallway. Something runs past you but you don't manage to see what it is before it rounds a corner.

Quote from: Objective on July 11, 2014, 09:13:28 am

Kimberly have no idea why he is bothering with opening this particular door, but it's better than sleeping and hiding waiting for a good opportunity to find an excuse to not be kicked offboard.

See if there happen to be any industrial grade cutting implements lying around here outside secure storage.

You wander around looking for cutting implements, however you fail to find any as you bop into a tall alien person. You feel a vague pressure on your mind. The alien says hello.

Quote from: Sinvara on July 10, 2014, 10:07:54 pm

Try to read the person's thoughts.

"Hello?"

You get the strangest craving for catnip and spacetuna. You say hello.

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on July 11, 2014, 01:37:50 am

Follow like the sleep-deprived idiot I am and start making breakfast.

((Kevak i swears to dog if stage 4 turns me into doggy woggy pwerson I will wam this ship into the neawest blackhole))

((It doesn't. It does something else. And I totally didn't edit the quote. Totally didn't. *Kevak looks around suspiciously* But seriously, it won't turn you into a dogperson. The only stage that manifests physically on you at all is stage two. Stages 3 and 4 don't affect yous.))You arrive in the kitchen and hear a person greet you, you go and make breakfast. Lots of sausage, lots of eggs, lots of pancakes, lots of bacon, lots of hash browns, lots of generally breakfast related stuffs, you also wonder why you're sleep depraved seeing how you have taken so many naps recently, you then realize that you are not sleep depraved at all.

Quote from: Lyeos on July 11, 2014, 01:17:19 am

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on July 10, 2014, 11:29:06 pm

((I'm guessing you have the same 'changes' as me, cause duality and things.))

"You're one to talk, you've got cat ears!"

"... I think you need some sleep, cooking guy."
To the mess hall, for breakfast!

Quote from: Kevak on July 11, 2014, 01:15:05 am

((No cat ears yet. That's part of Stage 2, Lyeos's character and the cat are on Stage 1 and Smurf's and the dog are on Stage 3. Stage 4 is when it starts getting really interesting.))

((Also Lyeos, your sig is false, you are not a terrible person. You are a nice person.))

((I'm worried, now.))
((And no, it's pretty accurate.))

You encounter a person in a trench coat. Lermen wanders into the kitchen. The person in the trenchcoat greets you.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on July 11, 2014, 03:10:42 am

Strike up a conversation with Lily and Lerman as they arrive.

"Good morning."

You greet them. Lerman wanders into the kitchen, Lily just sorta stands there.

Quote from: TamerVirus on July 10, 2014, 10:09:13 pm

Aye, Go back to the bridge and get me a status report!

Status report! Ship is overall fine, door jam that the AI is frantic about somewhere on the ship, several holes in internal walls, the bridge is missing a wall. Stuff in airvents.

Quote from: Coolrune206 on July 10, 2014, 10:08:28 pm

Guard the bridge from feline attackers. Sledgehammers to the ready!

You guard the bridge from the nonexistent feline attackers, you feel very silly and think you should do something productive, such as fix the wall you destroyed.

Quote from: Prophet on July 10, 2014, 10:07:12 pm

Select Load Game.

The game takes several minutes to load, but when it finishes loading, it displays the wall of room from the first person view. The graphics are much much much better then you would expect a ancient game console to have.

Quote from: blazing glory on July 10, 2014, 10:00:49 pm

Give the storage bay a quick look around.

Crates, lots and lots of crates, also lots and lots of dust, something recently disturbed the dust, you can see some footprints but can't tell where they lead.

((You guys do know you can talk right? Talking does not constitute an action. You can talk amongst yourselves as much as you want between updates.))

((Tell me if I missed anyone, gonna go shower, will be on in about 45 minutes probablies.))

((This game will resume a daily update schedule starting today. Please try to post at least once a day and attempt to let me know if you can't beforehand. I can get actions from CMC through Steam so his temporary mute isn't a problem.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on July 17, 2014, 12:09:58 am

"Hullo, shady guy."
Lily decides to humor him as she waits for breakfast.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on July 17, 2014, 12:12:11 am

See if I can bust open one of the crates.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on July 17, 2014, 12:13:42 am

Lerman serves breakfast, making sure to take everything he made into the dining hall.

He also waves to The Many, because he knows what he really is.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 17, 2014, 12:46:34 am

Raise the bucket on the table.

"This bucket. It makes no sense."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on July 17, 2014, 12:48:08 am

Quote from: IcyTea31 on July 17, 2014, 12:46:34 am

Raise the bucket on the table.

"This bucket. It makes no sense."

"Have you tried using to to build a sandcastle?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on July 17, 2014, 01:00:50 am

Look around the room i'm in in the game.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 17, 2014, 01:04:05 am

Punch a random wall.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 17, 2014, 01:31:15 am

Quote from: Lyeos on July 17, 2014, 12:48:08 am

"Have you tried using to to build a sandcastle?"

"No, and it probably can't be done, as the bucket doesn't seem to have a bottom."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on July 17, 2014, 01:34:00 am

Quote from: IcyTea31 on July 17, 2014, 01:31:15 am

Quote from: Lyeos on July 17, 2014, 12:48:08 am

"Have you tried using to to build a sandcastle?"

"No, and it probably can't be done, as the bucket doesn't seem to have a bottom."

"Then why are you complaining? A bucket with no bottom obviously makes no sense."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 17, 2014, 01:35:39 am

Quote from: Lyeos on July 17, 2014, 01:34:00 am

"Then why are you complaining? A bucket with no bottom obviously makes no sense."

"No, look inside! Can you see a bottom?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on July 17, 2014, 01:37:44 am

Quote from: IcyTea31 on July 17, 2014, 01:35:39 am

"No, look inside! Can you see a bottom?"

Lily peers into the bucket and grunts before saying "Have you tried spitting in it?" - as if that would even help, come on.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 17, 2014, 01:48:11 am

Quote from: Lyeos on July 17, 2014, 01:37:44 am

Lily peers into the bucket and grunts before saying "Have you tried spitting in it?" - as if that would even help, come on.

"No. I tried dropping in sensor equipment, but they just disappeared."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on July 17, 2014, 01:54:09 am

Lerman drops a cookie in it, for !!SCIENCE!!.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on July 17, 2014, 01:55:43 am

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on July 17, 2014, 01:54:09 am

Lerman drops a cookie in it, for !!SCIENCE!!.

Which is immediately followed by Lily's spit. From a respectable spitting distance.
Because !!WHY NOT!!?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on July 17, 2014, 02:42:28 am

Quote from: Sinvara on July 17, 2014, 02:38:58 am

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on July 17, 2014, 01:54:09 am

Lerman drops a cookie in it, for !!SCIENCE!!.

((That makes me wonder, what would happen if I fired my super handgun down the bucket?))

((That... Is an excellent question.))
((Though OOC, hasn't feeding the bucket when organic beings are around been confirmed by Kevak as a bad idea? Literally the only reason I'm spitting into the bucket is because we're already screwed because of the cookie.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on July 17, 2014, 02:44:48 am

((That's metagaming, you character doesn't know any effects of the bucket. Your character has no reason not to...))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on July 17, 2014, 02:46:08 am

Quote from: HugoLuman on July 17, 2014, 02:44:48 am

((That's metagaming, you character doesn't know any effects of the bucket. Your character has no reason not to...))

((No reason to do so either, until someone else decided to put stuff into the bucket to test it out. I coulda tried high-tailing it outta there, but that really would be metagaming.))
Also, actually doing this action, even now, is more out of her character than not doing it, period. Love how I'm getting called out for metagaming on not doing an action... That I DIDN'T not do... that screws me over, while said action is something my character in all probability wouldn't do. Really? It wasn't an "I didn't because I know it will screw us over", but an "I'm doing it because I know we're already screwed". Which, I suppose is, actually, using OOC knowledge, but since it's negative for my character and the actual negative bit is going to happen regardless, why even bother complaining?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on July 17, 2014, 09:46:10 pm

"Dream squid creature please stop licking my brain. For the love of all that is probably unholy in your eyes stop licking my brain with your tentacles."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on July 17, 2014, 10:01:23 pm

Notice hole in wall. Think "Where's that engineer? He's gotta fix this!" Then remember I am the engineer, and start fixing it.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on July 18, 2014, 12:03:23 am

((Update will be up in two hours. Please post your actions before then since I'm starting work on it nows.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on July 18, 2014, 12:04:22 am

Quote from: Kevak on July 18, 2014, 12:03:23 am

((Update will be up in two hours. Please post your actions before then since I'm starting work on it nows.))

((That reminds me, can you please post your action in my game after you're done. I really wanted to do a second update the day I updated, but... Like half the people haven't posted.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on July 18, 2014, 12:18:18 am

((Check your inbox, Kevak))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on July 18, 2014, 02:16:49 am

Quote from: Coolrune206 on July 17, 2014, 10:01:23 pm

Notice hole in wall. Think "Where's that engineer? He's gotta fix this!" Then remember I am the engineer, and start fixing it.

You begin repairing the smaller hole, you probably would get more done if you had some sort of welding tool, but you sorta got it partly repaired.(Four~)

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on July 17, 2014, 09:46:10 pm

"Dream squid creature please stop licking my brain. For the love of all that is probably unholy in your eyes stop licking my brain with your tentacles."

Dreamsquidcreature rams a tentacle through your eyesocket and you jolt into wakefulness. The room has taken on an ominous red glow.(Twelve~)

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on July 17, 2014, 01:54:09 am

Lerman drops a cookie in it, for !!SCIENCE!!.

You drop a cookie into the bucket. It vanishes from sight within seconds. ((Please bold future actions.))

Quote from: Lyeos on July 17, 2014, 01:55:43 am

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on July 17, 2014, 01:54:09 am

Lerman drops a cookie in it, for !!SCIENCE!!.

Which is immediately followed by Lily's spit. From a respectable spitting distance.
Because !!WHY NOT!!?

Spit goes in and doesn't come out. ((Also bold actions please.))

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on July 17, 2014, 12:13:42 am

Lerman serves breakfast, making sure to take everything he made into the dining hall.

He also waves to The Many, because he knows what he really is.

You retrieve everything from the dining hall, almost forgetting a plate of sausage links but remembering at the last moment and grabbing them.(Seven~)

Quote from: Sinvara on July 17, 2014, 01:08:32 am

Try reading the tiger person's mind by prodding it, rather then poking it like I had before.

"Are you alright?"

Your prod just slides off, not really getting anywhere. (Two~)

Quote from: Prophet on July 17, 2014, 01:00:50 am

Look around the room i'm in in the game.

You look around the room. There is no discernible door, but there are notebooks scattered across the floor, a computer sitting on a desk, several notes nailed to and scattered across the wall, and a rather gruesomely gutted corpse of an unrecognizable person, it looks rather fresh and the face has been torn off.

Quote from: blazing glory on July 17, 2014, 12:12:11 am

See if I can bust open one of the crates.

You calmly press the keypad on one of the crates and it opens, revealing a massive amount of ducttape.

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on July 17, 2014, 01:04:05 am

Punch a random wall.

Your hand now really hurts. Solid metal tends to do that when you hit it.

Quote from: Lyeos on July 17, 2014, 12:09:58 am

"Hullo, shady guy."
Lily decides to humor him as she waits for breakfast.

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on July 17, 2014, 12:13:42 am

Lerman serves breakfast, making sure to take everything he made into the dining hall.

He also waves to The Many, because he knows what he really is.

Breakfast is served.

Quote from: From CMC via Steam.

Attempt to find taller crewmember to get creme horns down.

You spend several minutes wandering around looking for a crewmember taller then you. You do manage to find one, but he happen to be napping in the very small messhall. Do you want to wake him up?

((Let me know if I missed someone.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on July 18, 2014, 02:20:43 am

"Seems normal enough. We can keep dropping stuff into it after breakfast, but I don't see much point."
Om. Nom. Nom.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 18, 2014, 02:26:39 am

Continue punching.
"Must...dent...metal..."

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on July 18, 2014, 02:37:28 am

Sit down and rest.

((Hurrah another useless and uninteresting room with something probably dangerous in it.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on July 18, 2014, 03:33:34 am

Indulge in Om-nom-nom. Feed dog and cat.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 18, 2014, 03:36:01 am

Be inconspicuous about not sharing the meal.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on July 18, 2014, 03:56:15 am

Quote from: IcyTea31 on July 18, 2014, 03:36:01 am

Be inconspicuous about not sharing the meal.

((cue the one!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Ultimuh on July 18, 2014, 08:11:00 am

Charge the person in doorway, grab him/her and keep that person from reaching any weapons..

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on July 18, 2014, 12:20:17 pm

((I'll pm.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on July 18, 2014, 02:26:02 pm

Read the notebooks (Game) Giggle. (R2SP)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on July 18, 2014, 04:27:56 pm

Get an estimation for time of arrival

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on July 18, 2014, 04:30:13 pm

"Hey!"

Chase the person.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on July 18, 2014, 07:34:47 pm

Drevin just sits around staring at all the red. "What the fuck......Whelp guess I am never eating squid again.
"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on July 18, 2014, 07:42:19 pm

It was going too slowly. In frustration, Ferrous punches the wall, then walks out, his two "Jaws" rubbing together, producing a screeching noise. He then searches for some sort of heat or flame producing tool, like a welder. Or a flamethrower.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: hops on July 18, 2014, 09:17:38 pm

Kimberly let out an undignified squeak as he bumped into someone while his mind was occupied with catnip and spacetuna. He gave a sort of a dazed look for a moment before collecting his wits.

"U-uh. I am in acceptabl- I mean.... y-yes, I'm alright."

Kimberly apprehensively grip on his spear.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 23, 2014, 10:10:54 am

Nah. Let him rest.
Just get something else to eat instead

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on August 31, 2014, 07:48:46 pm

Quote from: CaptainMcClellan on July 23, 2014, 10:10:54 am

Nah. Let him rest.
Just get something else to eat instead

Deciding to let the crewmember sleep, you walk into the kitchen and find a half empty pot of stew, it smells pretty good. You wonder who cooked it.

Quote from: Objective on July 18, 2014, 09:17:38 pm

Kimberly let out an undignified squeak as he bumped into someone while his mind was occupied with catnip and spacetuna. He gave a sort of a dazed look for a moment before collecting his wits.

"U-uh. I am in acceptabl- I mean.... y-yes, I'm alright."

Kimberly apprehensively grip on his spear.

You apprehensively grip your spear. It looks mildly adorable.

Quote from: Coolrune206 on July 18, 2014, 07:42:19 pm

It was going too slowly. In frustration, Ferrous punches the wall, then walks out, his two "Jaws" rubbing together, producing a screeching noise. He then searches for some sort of heat or flame producing tool, like a welder. Or a flamethrower.

You break the wall again, the same wall you had partly repaired. You rub your hammers together, producing a loud and shrill sound that is not quite, but almost exactly the sound of someone scraping their nails across a chalkboard. You wander off in search for a machine of fire and end up in the engineering bay. There appears to be a rack of wielders. Some are shiny and some are not.

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on July 18, 2014, 07:34:47 pm

Drevin just sits around staring at all the red. "What the fuck......Whelp guess I am never eating squid again.
"

The red pulses malevolently. It's starting to weird you out.

Quote from: Playergamer on July 18, 2014, 04:30:13 pm

"Hey!"

Chase the person.

You get up and chase the person. It looks like someone in an atmospherics suit but you lose them fairly quickly as you begin to get tired.

Quote from: TamerVirus on July 18, 2014, 04:27:56 pm

Get an estimation for time of arrival

The computer gives you a nice ASCII printout of a middlefinger and a little message that reads: "N07 71LL Y0U P30PL35 F1X WH47 Y0U 6R0K3."

Quote from: Prophet on July 18, 2014, 02:26:02 pm

Read the notebooks (Game) Giggle. (R2SP)

You giggle, haven't played on one of these in ages. You begin looking through the notebooks, finding one that looks interesting you have your character open it to the first page, it reads: "I was wondering when you would end up here."

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on July 18, 2014, 03:33:34 am

Indulge in Om-nom-nom. Feed dog and cat.

You indulge in nomming (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMWi7CLoZ2Q). You also feed the dog and the cat. The cat appears to have taken to riding on the dog's head. It's adorable. A strange song starts playing in your head.

Quote from: Lyeos on July 18, 2014, 02:20:43 am

"Seems normal enough. We can keep dropping stuff into it after breakfast, but I don't see much point."
Om. Nom. Nom.

Omnomnom. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMWi7CLoZ2Q)You begin to hear a strange song in your head.[/i]

Quote from: IcyTea31 on July 18, 2014, 03:36:01 am

Be inconspicuous about not sharing the meal.

You are very conspicuous. Everybody notices. The cat watches you knowingly. It's mildly unnerving. Reality fritzes slightly.

Quote from: Sinvara on July 18, 2014, 06:17:14 am

((Has Objective forgotten about this game or something?))

Heft the tiger person over my right shoulder and explore the hallways further.

You heft the adorable tigerperson over your shoulder. "She" probably wasn't expecting that judging by how she didn't fight back.

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on July 18, 2014, 02:26:39 am

Continue punching.
"Must...dent...metal..."

You keep punching the metal. It does not dent. Your fingers begin to hurt.

Quote from: Ultimuh on July 18, 2014, 08:11:00 am

Charge the person in doorway, grab him/her and keep that person from reaching any weapons..

Quote from: blazing glory on July 18, 2014, 02:37:28 am

Sit down and rest.

((Hurrah another useless and uninteresting room with something probably dangerous in it.))

You sit down. Only to be tackled by a ratperson who bursts out of a crate.

((Let me know if I missed anyone~))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on August 31, 2014, 07:53:52 pm

Drevin is starting to feel pretty fuckin fucked at this moment. Blegh red headache. "Owwwwwww"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Coolrune206 on August 31, 2014, 07:55:00 pm

Grab three. Put two at my sides, in holsters, and get hold the third in my hand. Put my sledgehammers away. Grab a spare can of fuel for the welders. Then go look for things to fix.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on August 31, 2014, 07:58:30 pm

Continue reading.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on August 31, 2014, 08:01:59 pm

Continue eating despite the mildly annoying song. Also pet the cat's head if possible.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on August 31, 2014, 09:17:28 pm

Kick it off and draw my sword.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on August 31, 2014, 10:40:24 pm

Pet the cat.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: hops on September 01, 2014, 12:18:49 am

"I- Hey!"

Kimberly flails wildly

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on September 01, 2014, 12:48:13 am

"Did you notice that, by the way?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Ultimuh on September 01, 2014, 04:01:38 am

Throw the the person whom I don't know across the room, then get out into the hallway and try to figure out where the hell I am.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: hops on September 01, 2014, 04:06:52 am

"I just answered you earlier, didn't I?" Kimberly gives a disapproving pout, which sort of look silly when he's upside-down.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on September 01, 2014, 05:39:26 am

((Because I'm bored and have nothing to do,I have decided to calculate how tall your average man is,how tall 3 of them would be,convert that height into meters,(because that's what I used to tell how tall my character is.) and compare.))

((Ultimuh's character stands at roughly 5 meters tall,while mine stands at 3 and a half meters tall.))

((Yes I am bored.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on September 01, 2014, 09:43:35 pm

Scan the Message onto the bridge screen

OI! Crew! What be ze meaning of yon numbers and symbols?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: hops on September 01, 2014, 10:38:47 pm

"I just woke up in here." Kimberly decides to play dumb. Besides, he's not lying.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on September 01, 2014, 11:22:59 pm

Radio: "I believe it says, 'Not 'till you people fix what you broke'. What would that mean?"

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on September 02, 2014, 07:58:40 am

Me thinks that we had a maintenance crew for this??

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: hops on September 03, 2014, 04:05:55 pm

"Um, the cargo bay." Kimberly continues to be as vague possible, even though he probably lost control of the situation the moment he got picked up and carried around.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on September 26, 2014, 09:46:35 pm

Do piracy.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on September 26, 2014, 09:50:58 pm

((Working on a few new games, update shall happen when those launch~))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on November 03, 2014, 09:24:50 pm

Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on August 31, 2014, 07:53:52 pm

Drevin is starting to feel pretty fuckin fucked at this moment. Blegh red headache. "Owwwwwww"

Your headache flares up for a moment before vanishing. The room pulses.

Quote from: Coolrune206 on August 31, 2014, 07:55:00 pm

Grab three. Put two at my sides, in holsters, and get hold the third in my hand. Put my sledgehammers away. Grab a spare can of fuel for the welders. Then go look for things to fix.

You locate several holes in the wall near the bridge. they look very familiar. You begin repairing them.

Quote from: Prophet on August 31, 2014, 07:58:30 pm

Continue reading.

You continue to read. "I mean really, took you bloody long enough. Any idea where you are? Any at all?"

Quote from: Lyeos on August 31, 2014, 08:01:59 pm

Continue eating despite the mildly annoying song. Also pet the cat's head if possible.

You pet the cat. The cat purrs and nuzzles your hand. You continue eating.

Quote from: Sinvara on August 31, 2014, 08:02:52 pm

Go hallway exploring.

You explore one of the many odd hallways in the ship. You find a door at the end of one.

Quote from: blazing glory on August 31, 2014, 09:17:28 pm

Kick it off and draw my sword.

You manage to get it off you, you roll away and stand up, drawing your sword.

Quote from: Ultimuh on September 01, 2014, 04:01:38 am

Throw the the person whom I don't know across the room, then get out into the hallway and try to figure out where the hell I am.

You fail to throw the person across the room, as the person rolled out from under you.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on August 31, 2014, 10:40:24 pm

Pet the cat.

You pet the cat. It meows and purrs from the joint petting it is receiving.

Quote from: Objective on September 01, 2014, 12:18:49 am

"I- Hey!"

Kimberly flails wildly

You flail wildly, it is about as effective as flailing normally is. Aka, rather ineffective. You then stop flailing as talking commences.

Quote from: TamerVirus on September 01, 2014, 09:43:35 pm

Scan the Message onto the bridge screen

OI! Crew! What be ze meaning of yon numbers and symbols?

You sent the message, someone responded~

Quote from: blazing glory on September 26, 2014, 09:46:35 pm

Do piracy.

Piracy is commencing~

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on November 03, 2014, 09:31:37 pm

It returneth! Forsooth, egads!

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on November 03, 2014, 09:45:53 pm

Nope. More giggling. Continue to read.

((So what does ~ mean?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on November 03, 2014, 09:52:19 pm

((~ Means a sorta upbeat tone, sometimes drawn out a lil~))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on November 03, 2014, 09:54:12 pm

((So you do it to show your using a happy and upbeat tone. Cool~ Like that right?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on November 03, 2014, 09:55:55 pm

((Yush~ Like that~))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on November 03, 2014, 09:59:07 pm

((Thank you senpai~  :P ))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on November 03, 2014, 10:01:49 pm

((Hurrah! The great Kevak updated!))

Strike to kill.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on November 03, 2014, 10:05:08 pm

(( I was suffering from combination of several crippling computer errors and a series of unrelated emotional breakdowns that halted the updates. That is resolved now~ All games resuming and several rebooting~))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on November 03, 2014, 10:14:44 pm

((Too much df: can only read ~ as  either the mathematical symbol for approximation or vomit))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on November 04, 2014, 01:02:23 am

The Many remind themselves on what was going on. Being frozen in spacetime is such a terrible experience, all else will be forgotten if it lasts long enough. I mean, you can't even open your mouth nor larynx nor speakers to scream...

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on November 04, 2014, 01:08:23 am

Ooooo Zoned out fer a while there...Yar! Paul! Me thinks I should be doing something, aye?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Ultimuh on November 05, 2014, 04:46:29 pm

Rush ahead and knock the weapon out of my opponent's hand. Make sure to attempt to knock him/her out as well.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on November 05, 2014, 10:00:36 pm

Go make a set of meals for the crew.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Playergamer on November 05, 2014, 11:07:17 pm

Figure out what is going on.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: hops on November 06, 2014, 02:01:38 am

Kimberly quickly got up as soon as he is put down, his black and white striped tail swishing out to aid his balance. He cleared his throat and putting on the slightly deeper voice than all the squeaking and whining he'd been doing earlier.

"There does not appear to be any other activity requiring immediate attention from me, so I shall accompany you for the time being."

Follow Tarrak

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on November 20, 2014, 09:26:36 am

(( Why didn't anyone message me that this was back? ))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on November 20, 2014, 10:46:45 am

((Yay! I taught you were MIA but your back now. Of course I went semi-MIA for a month that one time so I can't say much.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on November 20, 2014, 02:26:09 pm

((Thought I messaged you. Forum must have eaten the message.))

((Alsos main reason for the delay in updates is a lack of sleep mixed with sicks.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Happy Demon on November 21, 2014, 03:20:32 pm

((I wanna join.))

Character Sheet:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jaszik "Corpsef***er" Murdoch III Von Gaia

Physical age: 18

Race: Human Mutant

Description: Jaszik is a 5 foot tall woman who had to flee Earth after accidentally killing a lord's son (she was shooting rats with a machingun and he ended up in the line of fire), she was also falsely accused of having done bad things with the body (hence the nick-name). Jaszik has a pair of 2 inch horns, visible black veins on her right arm, blue shoulder length hair, and a cutting-board flat chest. Her eyes are glowing red.

Stat Sheet:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jaszik "Corpsef***er" Murdoch III Von Gaia

Equipped Weapons: Machinegun

Equipped Gear: Byrnie (slight torso protection)
Cargo Pants (has pockets)
Satchel (Inventory)

Inventory: 5x 200 round belts for machinegun
Berzerker Pack (RIP AND TEAR!)

Skills: Machinegun Usage (+3)
Machinegun Savvy (+3)
Getting Falsely Accused of Crimes (+6)

Abilities: Trouble Magnet (Ends up in many bad situations.)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on November 21, 2014, 03:21:49 pm

Bah.
Go search for shenanigans to contribute to.
In the halls.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on November 21, 2014, 03:27:12 pm

Quote from: Happy Demon on November 21, 2014, 03:20:32 pm

((I wanna join.))

Character Sheet:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jaszik "Corpsef***er" Murdoch III Von Gaia

Physical age: 18

Race: Human Mutant

Description: Jaszik is a 5 foot tall woman who had to flee Earth after accidentally killing a lord's son (she was shooting rats with a machingun and he ended up in the line of fire), she was also falsely accused of having done bad things with the body (hence the nick-name). Jaszik has a pair of 2 inch horns, visible black veins on her right arm, blue shoulder length hair, and a cutting-board flat chest. Her eyes are glowing red.

Stat Sheet:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jaszik "Corpsef***er" Murdoch III Von Gaia

Equipped Weapons: Machinegun

Equipped Gear: Byrnie (slight torso protection)
Cargo Pants (has pockets)
Satchel (Inventory)

Inventory: 5x 200 round belts for machinegun
Berzerker Pack (RIP AND TEAR!)

Skills: Machinegun Usage (+3)
Machinegun Savvy (+3)
Getting Falsely Accused of Crimes (+6)

Abilities: Trouble Magnet (Ends up in many bad situations.)

((Accepted~))

((Will get around to updating soon as I get enough sleeps~))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on November 21, 2014, 03:38:23 pm

((Yay! Updates! *Accidently punches the ceiling fan above head. Ceiling fan falls onto Prophet.* *Twitch, twitch, twitch.*  Prophet has been struck down.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on December 01, 2014, 08:02:24 pm

Quote from: Sinvara on November 03, 2014, 09:57:07 pm

((Well, it's nice to see some activity in this thread, though I wouldn't hold anything against you if you decided to stop updating.))

Tarak puts the adorable person on the floor and rests his own head on the door.

"Now that's believable, you can run off if you feel like it or stay here with me, hehehe, I don't mind."

Try to reach and read any minds behind the doorway.

You don't sense anything. Although the walls begin bleeding. And you're pretty sure the door just blinked at you.

Quote from: Objective on November 06, 2014, 02:01:38 am

Kimberly quickly got up as soon as he is put down, his black and white striped tail swishing out to aid his balance. He cleared his throat and putting on the slightly deeper voice than all the squeaking and whining he'd been doing earlier.

"There does not appear to be any other activity requiring immediate attention from me, so I shall accompany you for the time being."

Follow Tarrak

You follow him. The two of you arrive at a door. It looks like an ordinary door. It's an average hallway.

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on November 05, 2014, 10:00:36 pm

Go make a set of meals for the crew.

You go cook delicious food food and set the messhall tables with said delicious food. Lets hope you didn't forget anything in the kitchen.

Quote from: Playergamer on November 05, 2014, 11:07:17 pm

Figure out what is going on.

You were chasing something that looked like it was wearing a standard atmospheric suit.

Quote from: Happy Demon on November 21, 2014, 03:20:32 pm

((I wanna join.))

Character Sheet:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jaszik "Corpsef***er" Murdoch III Von Gaia

Physical age: 18

Race: Human Mutant

Description: Jaszik is a 5 foot tall woman who had to flee Earth after accidentally killing a lord's son (she was shooting rats with a machingun and he ended up in the line of fire), she was also falsely accused of having done bad things with the body (hence the nick-name). Jaszik has a pair of 2 inch horns, visible black veins on her right arm, blue shoulder length hair, and a cutting-board flat chest. Her eyes are glowing red.

Stat Sheet:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jaszik "Corpsef***er" Murdoch III Von Gaia

Equipped Weapons: Machinegun

Equipped Gear: Byrnie (slight torso protection)
Cargo Pants (has pockets)
Satchel (Inventory)

Inventory: 5x 200 round belts for machinegun
Berzerker Pack (RIP AND TEAR!)

Skills: Machinegun Usage (+3)
Machinegun Savvy (+3)
Getting Falsely Accused of Crimes (+6)

Abilities: Trouble Magnet (Ends up in many bad situations.)

You wake up. You are in a small, dark, enclosed space. Did I mention it was dark?

Quote from: blazing glory on November 03, 2014, 10:01:49 pm

((Hurrah! The great Kevak updated!))

Strike to kill.

You strike to kill. Although rather then hitting a fleshy object, you hit the air with your sword. This gets you off balance. Your opponent then bats your sword out of your hand and slams bodily into you, flinging you to the floor as they barrel past.

Quote from: Ultimuh on November 05, 2014, 04:46:29 pm

Rush ahead and knock the weapon out of my opponent's hand. Make sure to attempt to knock him/her out as well.

You knock the weapon out of your opponents hand and knock them to the ground. You have too much momentum to stop to knock him out though. So you just keep barreling across the room.

Quote from: TamerVirus on November 04, 2014, 01:08:23 am

Ooooo Zoned out fer a while there...Yar! Paul! Me thinks I should be doing something, aye?

Paul informs you that you should be getting the crew to stop fighting and that you should be repairing the ship. He also informs you that the kitchen is about to start acting up again.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on November 04, 2014, 01:02:23 am

The Many remind themselves on what was going on. Being frozen in spacetime is such a terrible experience, all else will be forgotten if it lasts long enough. I mean, you can't even open your mouth nor larynx nor speakers to scream...

You were sitting in the messhall petting a cat.

Quote from: CaptainMcClellan on November 20, 2014, 09:26:36 am

(( Why didn't anyone message me that this was back? ))

Action purrhaps? You continue loitering in the pantry of your ship.

Quote from: Prophet on November 03, 2014, 09:45:53 pm

Nope. More giggling. Continue to read.

((So what does ~ mean?))

You continue reading "Uuuuugh. I have to explain again don't I? We only went over this like a century ago. How do you manage to forget so fast?!"

Quote from: Lyeos on November 21, 2014, 03:21:49 pm

Bah.
Go search for shenanigans to contribute to.
In the halls.

You walk out of the messhall. Grabbing a dumpling from one of the foodplates that was set out. The cat sits being pet for a bit longer before getting up and following you. As you walk, you hear the sounds of a fight coming from one of the cargobays.

Quote from: From Cool Rune

N/A

You loiter with your welders.

Quote from: From other people I forgot.

N/A

You continue loitering. Some of you can hear a maniacal giggle coming from the airvents.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Ultimuh on December 01, 2014, 08:31:11 pm

Swiftly regain balance and attempt to knock my opponent out.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on December 01, 2014, 09:21:25 pm

No way! I never forget anything.

Continue reading.

((A person who forgets everything wouldn't remember forgetting anything?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: blazing glory on December 01, 2014, 09:25:00 pm

Pull out my pistol and start shooting.

Jump onto him and try to slam him onto the floor.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Happy Demon on December 02, 2014, 09:42:39 am

Fire randomly with the machinegun in order to illuminate the room.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: TamerVirus on December 02, 2014, 10:36:39 am

I be yellin for people to fix me ship

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Aseaheru on December 02, 2014, 11:12:18 am

Here I am, attempting to join 37 pages after I originally intended to.

Spoiler: Char sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Everett Owen

Physical age: 34

Race: Generic human

Description: A short man covered in short black hair. on each arm is a tattoo listing his name, former rank, and blood type, along with the facts that he lacks allergies and has a number of augments, listed via model numbers.

Bio: Born on an out-of-the-way spacestation, normal life (such as exists one one), joined the local military as soon as old enough, trained as an 'orbital trooper' (Mucking about in EVA, in either suits or mechs). Managed to get out with some of his gear. And is now looking for work...

Personality: Generally quiet, reads alot, when he sees something wrong he says so, even it it gets him introuble.
 Generally, bit overcautious.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Name: (Of character)

Equipped Weapons:
   Mk 32 fléchette pistol. (10 round clip, cannot pierce hull armor, fairly bad against armor)
   Mk 17 Pulse rifle. (Three modes of fire: Single shot, burst (of five shots), burn. Near silent, a single powerpack has enough charge for roughly 200 shots, or 400 seconds of burn time)

Equipped Gear:
    Basic military hardsuit
    Generic fatigues
    A good pair of boots

Inventory:
    Basic medkit
    Basic toolkit
    Box of books

Skills:
    Rather good at shooting
    Rather good at mucking about in space
    Good at mucking about in mechs
    OK at first aid
    OK at fixing mechanical things
    Meh at cooking

Abilities:
    Fast learner
    Fast reader
    Truth teller (cant tell lies well)
    Selective about commander (if he thinks the boss is doing it wrong, hes libel to step in to do it right)

Other:
  Augments:
    Retina overlay system (When combined with the ICS, overlays a HUD onto his vision)
    Integrated communication system (Allows communication with most things, atleast to an extent)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: IcyTea31 on December 02, 2014, 12:03:42 pm

Quote from: TamerVirus on December 02, 2014, 10:36:39 am

I be yellin for people to fix me ship

Respond to this call. Look for something worth fixing.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on December 02, 2014, 06:07:30 pm

Quote from: Aseaheru on December 02, 2014, 11:12:18 am

Here I am, attempting to join 37 pages after I originally intended to.

Spoiler: Char sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Everett Owen

Physical age: 34

Race: Generic human

Description: A short man covered in short black hair. on each arm is a tattoo listing his name, former rank, and blood type, along with the facts that he lacks allergies and has a number of augments, listed via model numbers.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Name: (Of character)

Equipped Weapons:
   Mk 32 fléchette pistol. (10 round clip, cannot pierce hull armor, fairly bad against armor)
   Mk 17 Pulse rifle. (Three modes of fire: Single shot, burst (of five shots), burn. Near silent, a single powerpack has enough charge for roughly 200 shots, or 400 seconds of burn time)

Equipped Gear:
    Basic military hardsuit
    Generic fatigues
    A good pair of boots

Inventory:
    Basic medkit
    Basic toolkit
    Box of books

Skills:
    Rather good at shooting
    Rather good at mucking about in space
    Good at mucking about in mechs
    OK at first aid
    OK at fixing mechanical things
    Meh at cooking

Abilities:
    Fast learner
    Fast reader
    Truth teller (cant tell lies well)
    Selective about commander (if he thinks the boss is doing it wrong, hes libel to step in to do it right)

Other:
  Augments:
    Retina overlay system (When combined with the ICS, overlays a HUD onto his vision)
    Integrated communication system (Allows communication with most things, atleast to an extent)

((At least some backstory, general personality, and +/-'s for the stats are needed.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Aseaheru on December 02, 2014, 08:09:16 pm

((Honestly, I thought the +/-'s where something you where doing. Ill edit in a better bio))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on December 02, 2014, 08:42:31 pm

((I balance out the +/-'s, but for the most part, the players know best what their skills are. Also how'd you manage to end up onboard an anomalous ship that would give the SCP Foundation a headache~?))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Aseaheru on December 02, 2014, 08:50:06 pm

((Excuse me a moment while I read... Wait, do they pickup boxes from space? Because that might do it...))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on December 02, 2014, 09:14:15 pm

((Ships in FTL currently. But the ship does occasionally fly itself. Could have picked up a box before it went into FTL~))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Aseaheru on December 02, 2014, 09:19:41 pm

((Well, there you go. Loaded up in a box, fired somewhere, and picked up by the ship. Afterall, looking for work involves going places...))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Lyeos on December 04, 2014, 03:56:58 pm

Rush to the cargo bay then! Slowly. Very slowly. More like a leisurely stroll, really.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ZalkozDestbro on January 26, 2015, 12:51:29 am

Sits around a bit longer. "Soooooo, how has your day been pulsating red room? I hope it is nice." *edited to add quotes......it bothered me*

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Pencil_Art on January 26, 2015, 03:58:05 am

((New players wanted? Hmmmmm. Actually, never mind.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on January 26, 2015, 04:06:37 am

((Feel free to make a character. Updates are just sporadic.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 05, 2015, 01:51:45 pm

I've found the time to update errything regularly. I'm tempted to reboot this rather then continue from where we left off due to most players (and myself) prolly completely forgetting what was going on. Thoughts?

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 05, 2015, 03:19:40 pm

It might be for the best but I didn't really do much so I don't really have any progress to lose so I don't know how everyone else will feel about a reboot.  :-\

((Hi senpai!))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 05, 2015, 03:25:05 pm

((Hoy~))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 05, 2015, 03:26:59 pm

((A quick poll would probably be good, but I think it's for the best.))

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 06, 2015, 11:37:47 pm

Looks like reboot. Writing up new thread OP right now.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 06, 2015, 11:50:42 pm

I'm going to be pretty busy tomorrow so if I miss the first update or two depending on how fast you plan to update this sorry.  :(

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 06, 2015, 11:53:12 pm

I plan on waiting a couple days for signups before starting.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: Prophet on May 07, 2015, 12:12:48 am

OK. Thanks for telling me. This also gives me some time to make up a character. I kinda have a small idea for a trollish gobliny type character.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 07, 2015, 12:23:17 am

You can technically reuse existing characters as well. If anyone wants a few suggestions, there are a few major races insetting now, so I can help with that.

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (And we are back~!) New Players Wanted.
Post by: ~Neri on May 07, 2015, 01:37:15 am

New Thread. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=150578.0)

Title: Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Rebooted in new thread.)
Post by: Prophet on May 07, 2015, 03:22:15 pm

Well turns out I wasn't as busy as I thought I was going to be so yay! I'm going to go check out the new thread now.