Just did. Literally thirty seconds ago.
Making baby H's?Hehehe... That would be wonderfully creepy, and I'm tempted to make that a thing, but not this time.
Attempting to put it in a pressure suit that may or may not be torn or attached right?Making baby H's?Hehehe... That would be wonderfully creepy, and I'm tempted to make that a thing, but not this time.
Someone needs to raise the alarm and get everyone to drop what they're doing and help.
Yay im apart of this. We need to disintegrate those fucking cookies they outnumber us.I don't think there's enough room in the ship for them to outnumber us, considering how The Many are.
It's cookies we are talkin about....have you ever played cookie clicker XDYay im apart of this. We need to disintegrate those fucking cookies they outnumber us.I don't think there's enough room in the ship for them to outnumber us, considering how The Many are.
((Don't forget that the door controls can be hacked, which is something my character does.))
Your current hacker can't be knocked unconscious, and I have a few failsafes for if your hacker is destroyed. Also better bring that hacker with you on raids.
Anyways, your character can always try learning to hack, pick up a book next time you are in port or ask J03 or The Many to teach you.
And this is a 12 ingame day trip, currently the only characters not suffering from sleep deprivation are the ones that don't need sleep, Lily, and Lerman. You all need sleep. It's been about 36 hours since the game started, give or take four hours.
And if you are bored with the ride, take a look in a ClusterFuck Hallway, they are there specifically to counteract the boredom.
The ship is in a state of temporal flux, for some, each update is 15 minutes ingametime, for others, it is 4 hours.
Technically you could get rid of the cookies and the other fun!things you guys woke up and it would go faster as there would be no imminent danger.
Also J03 is not useless, try talking to him rather then bruteforcing your way into his systems.
Basically they multiply if not tended to. This has very bad implications if not dealt with soon
Basically they multiply if not tended to. This has very bad implications if not dealt with soon
Cookies are a side effect,it has something to do with the kitchen.
Hrm....
We should donate the kitchen to a starving world. :D
Don't forget to charge them for it first.
The ship is in a state of temporal flux, for some, each update is 15 minutes ingametime, for others, it is 4 hours.
It isn't a headache yet? That'll change after the first cycle.The ship is in a state of temporal flux, for some, each update is 15 minutes ingametime, for others, it is 4 hours.
The ship is almost a goddamn TARDIS. Hopefully we all remain synched or this is going to be a headache.
Someone of the savvier characters, maybe Paul, should announce instructions on what to do if you meet your temporal clone.Paul is an immortal omniscient parrot god. 'Nuff said.
Headache isn't usually a good thing. If we get actual desynchronized time shenanigans going on, with people messing with each other's pasts and futures, the game itself could become too difficult to follow. Heck, people already have a hard time keeping track of where everyone is and who knows what.It isn't a headache yet? That'll change after the first cycle.The ship is in a state of temporal flux, for some, each update is 15 minutes ingametime, for others, it is 4 hours.
The ship is almost a goddamn TARDIS. Hopefully we all remain synched or this is going to be a headache.
It's not literally, it's just a comparison. We have too many characters and none of them are pathetic enough. Though an RTD/RP about space bums in a ship designed for far more people could be interesting... I think I'll file that away for later use.
I don't think roll to space hobo will take off quite as well.
Wanna try anyways?It's not literally, it's just a comparison. We have too many characters and none of them are pathetic enough. Though an RTD/RP about space bums in a ship designed for far more people could be interesting... I think I'll file that away for later use.
I don't think roll to space hobo will take off quite as well.
Bad puns are still puns. Just bad ones.But sometimes bad puns are the best puns, just because they're incredibly stupid. :(
Yush!Bad puns are still puns. Just bad ones.But sometimes bad puns are the best puns, just because they're incredibly stupid. :(
So is Da'Datran still alive?
If so, whats he doing? :P
He never stopped pooping! Aaaaagh! :PSo is Da'Datran still alive?
If so, whats he doing? :P
His last action was pooping in my room.
So is Da'Datran still alive?He is using people's rooms as toilets, also I slowed the update speed down a huge amount, so you could hop in again if you want.
If so, whats he doing? :P
I'm pretty much ready to start the thread, but how about I set it on a space station rather the a star ship?
Here's the link (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=138315.0) to the thread, I took a few ideas from you're own, if you don't mind, for convenience.
Plot twist: Paul is actually an alien parasite (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PuppeteerParasite). Instead of fully controlling Morgan, he gives him the ideas on what to do. When Tarak Moore tried to read Morgan's mind, the parasite spread into another body through the psychic link. This also explains his vast knowledge, as we can assume there are more of the things to form a psychic unified consciousness.Well, this certainly makes more sense than my 'immortal omniscient parrot god' theory.
((Main reason for the unpredictability is I am reading through the entire tWoOtA archive this week. I am almost done, I ish on the 800somethingith page.))
Takes sooo long to read lawl.111 pages read in a night. Think i can catch up if i skim suggestions?
Takes sooo long to read lawl.111 pages read in a night. Think i can catch up if i skim suggestions?
I'm also convinced that people are actually physically incapable of spelling my username correctly.Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V. Never misspell a name again.
((Who else were you expecting? The only other really applicable option is already a sorta catperson and doesn't have the right personality for the Cat.))
In short: it's fucks shit up
In long: IT FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKSSSSS SSSSSHHHHIIIITTTTTTTT UUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP
Good to know.
Man someone should run an SCP RTD
How much worse? Will it assimilate everything to what is dropped in it? Will we all turn to cookies? Is it a portal to another 'verse with worse things in it? Will it jump on your face and impregnate ou with a chest-bursting larger bucket? Did we accidentally feed it after midnight and cause it to multiply? Does it teleport everything to a few lightminutes away targeted at the bucket at lightspeed?
Probably do something that no one would ever think of because it's a bucket.......In short: it's fucks shit up
In long: IT FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKSSSSS SSSSSHHHHIIIITTTTTTTT UUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP
Good to know.
Man someone should run an SCP RTD
In some of the older pages someone did run a SCP RtD.
We should do a NEW one or something.Probably.
We have a Winrar!*cough*itisntarobot*cough*
((I kinda picked that up when I didn't get an insta fail for psychically talking to it, oh, maybe it's an organic brain (http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Dalek) stuffed into a metallic shell.
Yes, I am completely serious. And yes, the handgun qualifies as an SCP.We have a Winrar!*cough*itisntarobot*cough*
((I kinda picked that up when I didn't get an insta fail for psychically talking to it, oh, maybe it's an organic brain (http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Dalek) stuffed into a metallic shell.
((*facepalm* Are you serious? And is that handgun I found an SCP?))
Can we seriously be done with the cookie nonsense? Spending the past 3 to 4 turns doing the same thing over and over again is neither piratey or really fun
((No, I haven't updated yet, just been a bunch of OOC that should be in the OOC thread. Also Objective will be joining as a Trap it seems.))
It would help if we at least got a hint on what the bucket does in character, as IC we have no reason to not dump things into it.IC, TheMany are the only ones that know/care about it.
Wait, how is reading someone other than Morgan's mind going to work? Do we make up what he "reads", or are you going to make it up based on the character?
Paul chooses to speak with you.Wait, how is reading someone other than Morgan's mind going to work? Do we make up what he "reads", or are you going to make it up based on the character?
I take it that paul doesn't bother to ask if you want to hear the demonic screaming horrors of the underworld?Nope!
It's ultimately the GM's choice, but actual Gaia magic? Really?Of course! It's only logical, I mean...
((Hey, when does Hales get a girl? Nobody?Please browse the ship's fine selection of traps. As Lily is the only true female on the ship, and she's not interested in men - not yet, at least - I don't see Hales getting a girl anytime soon.
If anyone makes a joke about Hales loving the ship, he will kill you.))
This belongs here~Wait, did I mess up with the text? *Goes and checks*((Hey, when does Hales get a girl? Nobody?Please browse the ship's fine selection of traps. As Lily is the only true female on the ship, and she's not interested in men - not yet, at least - I don't see Hales getting a girl anytime soon.
If anyone makes a joke about Hales loving the ship, he will kill you.))
I'm concerned since the happy blue-red text is now red.
The sheet still looks a bit powerful for my liking,especially the part about the dominating enemies.He needs to redo the entire sheet. It felt like an extremely halfassed character.
He needs to redo the entire sheet. It felt like an extremely halfassed character.
He needs to redo the entire sheet. It felt like an extremely halfassed character.
Every character I have ever made. Ever. :D
Relevance levels remaining at 0%
Mission accomplished!
Though the personality seems fine.Seconded.
Drevin is not a trap.
Yay! Piracy soon! And then we can go shopping, right you guys?!
On a side note, this ship is probably going to kill us all instead of the piracy.
Will there actually be any piracy, or just running away from who-knows-what on the ship?
Once you get the ship under control and arrive at your destination, piracy will happen.
Will there actually be any piracy, or just running away from who-knows-what on the ship?Thar will be piracy.
I'd do that, it'd be dumb and funny.I think we'll be too busy fighting each other to actually get any piracy done.
I'd do that, it'd be dumb and funny.
Hm. What if we do end up doing something other than being pirates? Heck, what if we decide to be space cops? And even include flashing red and blue lights?
Edit: Heck, what if we become a space band? That happens to sing about piracy?
((I've been waiting for someone to throw in the "Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" song. I'd do it myself, but I have a taste.))
I'm planning on throwing that song in if you guys don't pirate after coming out of subspace.Alright. We'll need to get
((I've been waiting for someone to throw in the "Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" song. I'd do it myself, but I have a taste.))
(( ALSO PLEASE FIX THE THING AT THE BEGINNING KEVAK. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS "TRINARY". IT IS "TERTIARY". ))
~snip~
Hey everyone.I did that specifically to annoy people you know. Troll GM is a Troll GM.
Kevak, fix the "trinary" thing. It bothers me way, way more than it should.
(( ALSO PLEASE FIX THE THING AT THE BEGINNING KEVAK. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS "TRINARY". IT IS "TERTIARY". ))
~snip~Hey everyone.I did that specifically to annoy people you know. Troll GM is a Troll GM.
Kevak, fix the "trinary" thing. It bothers me way, way more than it should.
(( ALSO PLEASE FIX THE THING AT THE BEGINNING KEVAK. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS "TRINARY". IT IS "TERTIARY". ))
~snip~Hey everyone.I did that specifically to annoy people you know. Troll GM is a Troll GM.
Kevak, fix the "trinary" thing. It bothers me way, way more than it should.
CMC! Know what would calm you down? Watching the 'Dark Harvest', 'Gaz, Taster of Pork', and the 'Hobo 13' episodes of Invader Zim.Heheh. I might. I have the Disc set in my room.
On a side note, Kevak, would your sleepyblehness or whatever happen to be due to your terrible sleep schedule? That you said you were gonna fix?
So, did IG get in? And, I forgot if you already answered this, but which walls got destroyed?
CMC! Know what would calm you down? Watching the 'Dark Harvest', 'Gaz, Taster of Pork', and the 'Hobo 13' episodes of Invader Zim.Heheh. I might. I have the Disc set in my room.
On a side note, Kevak, would your sleepyblehness or whatever happen to be due to your terrible sleep schedule? That you said you were gonna fix?
So, did IG get in? And, I forgot if you already answered this, but which walls got destroyed?
Yeah, I had a touch of that. But after this morning I'm not trying to fix it again. I had a nightmare marathon that I'm not willing to repeat. One that was legitimately terrifying.
In other stuff, could you look over this unfinished character sheet?Spoiler: "PRIVATEER, NOT PIRATE" (click to show/hide)
CMC! Know what would calm you down? Watching the 'Dark Harvest', 'Gaz, Taster of Pork', and the 'Hobo 13' episodes of Invader Zim.I finished fixing it as of a day or two ago.
On a side note, Kevak, would your sleepyblehness or whatever happen to be due to your terrible sleep schedule? That you said you were gonna fix?
So, did IG get in? And, I forgot if you already answered this, but which walls got destroyed?
Since he's a privateer, there's a chance that we could run into his ship. If it's small enough, it could fit in a bay, or he could be drifting and need rescue.Yes, that. Especially because it's implied he actually has to do repairs himself from time to time.
Lyeos stop inviting me to things I actually have to READ.No.
Fine. He's there to do some black-market trading for less stupid weapons than the ones he has.My character can help with that.
Fine. He's there to do some black-market trading for less stupid weapons than the ones he has.My character can help with that.
Isn't here a mechanical spider? And an android that looks like H, uh, Drevin and Sasha don't stay dead, someone is insane, I think we still have an insane amount of cookies... Where are we even going?
You're going to a planet with A Artifact, I never said it was psychic.
Then again, Kevak gets to decide. But yeah, that's why we're were going there.You're going to a planet with A Artifact, I never said it was psychic.
Pretty sure Sinvara did.
((I plan on putting a Snuggle-Demon abnormality in.))Well fuck. Looks like that hug stat might actually be useful for not nothing.
Sinvara's character thinks it may be a psi artifact, doesn't mean it is.PSI. Yeah, that sounds fun.
Sinvara's character thinks it may be a psi artifact, doesn't mean it is.PSI. Yeah, that sounds fun.
Oh really?
What's up with the Cap'n anyway?
(( Thanks to the Cheesitani-Trap Treaty, I'm not allowed to specifically hunt traps so long as they stay to their temple and 32nd Street. However... snuggle-demons... probably don't fall under that. XD ))Considering your character wouldn't even know about that... Plus, there are two traps and one woman on the ship. Doubt you'd make many friends going around randomly killing the "ladies". Also, why hurt the snuggle-demon?
What does a snuggle demon do anyway? Does it just jump-hug anything in it's vicinity?
~snip~ much too hard, too long ~snip~
Would you prefer "too great an intensity, and an excess of surface area"?~snip~ much too hard, too long ~snip~
(Maybe you should attach it to Ferrous, H, or Deceer, for funny)
The "almost finished" edition. I need some clarification and examples of abilities and skills and the differences between the two, as well as some time to come up with some. Also, is citing reading as a skill redundant? Are over 99% of the characters literate? Feedback is appreciated.Spoiler: Character Sheet v2.0 (click to show/hide)
Overall, approved, however could you give modifier stats to the equipment and weapons? Not exactly sure what you want them to use and I don't want to make it too underpowered or overpowered with guesswork as your character doesn't have all that much going for him in terms of skills and abilities.I don't either. Just balance it enough that he'll survive and use my descriptions as guidelines.
Holy schnike...Uhhhh... Sure? What do you need help with?
Can I steal your brain? I need post length like that. As in, really need.
Of course, your rants are long, so I should have asked sooner.
... And now I can't stop thinking about the Cookie Monster.
Cat will wake you up in a few turns, what you do till they may or may not benefit you.
Cat will wake you up in a few turns, what you do till they may or may not benefit you.
ಠ_ಠ
Never taking a nap again. Worst choice I ever made.
Why is Lyeos in a coma?
One of his actions was "Lapse into a deep sleep" He rolled 12 and entered a weak coma, his next action was "go into deeper coma."I see. Also... if Tune dies, won't that cause some kind of paradox or something?
One of his actions was "Lapse into a deep sleep" He rolled 12 and entered a weak coma, his next action was "go into deeper coma."
That was your fault then. I've learned something: "take a nap" is usually the worst command in a roll to dodge.One of his actions was "Lapse into a deep sleep" He rolled 12 and entered a weak coma, his next action was "go into deeper coma."
I sincerely hope that was an attempt at a joke.
No. No CMC. He lies. My actions was "take a nap", then "wake up".
But, nope, coma.
You're *forced* to sleep in this game? I thought that was just a thing that was assumed to happen in-between rolls or while the GM himself sleeps.
No sleep for two ingame weeks = hallucinations on the level of believing you are a whale in seaworld.THAT'S NOT RIGHT! SCIENCE HAS PROVEN THAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SEE DRACULA IN A CLOCK.
That's only if you believe you are part buttered toaster with a pint of Mayo by that time.No sleep for two ingame weeks = hallucinations on the level of believing you are a whale in seaworld.THAT'S NOT RIGHT! SCIENCE HAS PROVEN THAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SEE DRACULA IN A CLOCK.
Oh, okay.That's only if you believe you are part buttered toaster with a pint of Mayo by that time.No sleep for two ingame weeks = hallucinations on the level of believing you are a whale in seaworld.THAT'S NOT RIGHT! SCIENCE HAS PROVEN THAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SEE DRACULA IN A CLOCK.
I wish that I wasn't feeling so bleh so I could focus on stuff I need to get done easier.
(Maybe he's got an ordinary illness but hasn't been able to take the time to rest and fully recover from it?)This would fall under what I was saying, thank you.
(Not illness, it's more of a lot of emotional stuff I would rather not have to deal with.)(Ah, the usual GM killer. Since I'm terrible at comforting, know that we support you here and sympathize and such. Especially Lyeos and Prophet. Lyeos is a friend to everyone and Prophet doesn't even know how to be mean, from what I've seen.)
(Not illness, it's more of a lot of emotional stuff I would rather not have to deal with.)(Especially Lyeos and Prophet. Lyeos is a friend to everyone and Prophet doesn't even know how to be mean, from what I've seen.)
VERSION U.(Not illness, it's more of a lot of emotional stuff I would rather not have to deal with.)(Especially Lyeos and Prophet. Lyeos is a friend to everyone and Prophet doesn't even know how to be mean, from what I've seen.)
What version of me have you been talking to?
VERSION U.
VERSION U.
... Quick poll! How many of you think I'm a horrible, or at the very best not nice, person?
*Lyeos raises his hand.
You are a nice person I think.I concur. I am way more evil than you and I am still half-decent, so that puts you in the "Self-loathing Anti-hero" sort of spot. In front of Kevak's "Creepy but Well Intentioned" and behind Prophet's "Nice Guy".
Why do you capitalize those things?
I'm not sure whether we're talking about the people themselves or their characters ???
I'd ask what boulderharem is, but I have a feeling it's even weirder than the whole Descan thing.Don't let him get started! Shhhh! Gods... No... Why...? Why won't you let that go, Proohet? Why?!
Wait I don't even get creepy nice guy? I mean come on i made a trap cult and traumatized people with boulderharem!((Besides the lack of creepy i'm fine with nice guy.))Yeah, but your efforts are weak, you fanboy way too much and you all and all seem like a misguided 12-year-old who wants to be like his cool* big brother. (Kevak.) Which makes you come across even more as a bright-eyed, idealisitc sweetheart who is always imitating but never being truly creepy. It's like a serial killer with a three-year-old sidekick. I take that back, that would be truly terrifying, whereas you are just you. And really, what was the whole damn point of your cult? To give weird people a chance to be themselves without the scrutiny and abashment of the public. ( Even if said scrutiny and abashment may be deserved. ) So yeah, not creepy. Just nice in your own special sort of way.
Dude. Enough with your bigotry, I hereby take away your license to be a bigot to others who differ in mindset to you until you are educated on the subjects. I don't want to see another comment similar to this until you read through and summarize the several dozen articles I am prepared to PM you if you wish for permission to be a bigot again. It is wrong on all levels to be closed minded and uneducated in the subjects you complain about. Don't do so, I am quite tempted to call down the mods as this seems to have become a serious problem with you. Educate yourself or cut it out, your choice.Wait I don't even get creepy nice guy? I mean come on i made a trap cult and traumatized people with boulderharem!((Besides the lack of creepy i'm fine with nice guy.))( Even if said scrutiny and abashment may be deserved. )
Things.
You aren't bigoted at all currently Lyeos (except against yourself for some unfathomable reason, seriously, stop beating up on yourself.), you have the right to maintain it and probably a bit more if you felt like it,
I'd ask what boulderharem is, but I have a feeling it's even weirder than the whole Descan thing.
If you wish to learn about it Hugo, read through the early bit of the old Generations of Destiny thread.I'd ask what boulderharem is, but I have a feeling it's even weirder than the whole Descan thing.
I traumatized a rainbow toad with it. Yeah Lyeos your awesome.
If you wish to learn about it Hugo, read through the early bit of the old Generations of Destiny thread.Don't. Please don't. It's not worth it.
I would have commented on why a character defined by murderousness is usually a bad idea, but then I remembered that we are severely lacking in the space piracy part with our current characters.
Whoa, Morgan is definitely the piraty-est space pirate, one guy is insane, Ferrous has a short fuse, my character comes from a place where murder is basically okay, Drevin is a rebel, BG's character also has a temper...That doesn't make us pirates, only a bunch of ragtag misfits in a space ship on a seemingly infinie trip through subspace. I vote we attack the next ship, station or planet we see, even if it's the equivalent of Fort Knox in this 'Verse.
I think we have it covered.
Whoa, Morgan is definitely the piraty-est space pirate, one guy is insane, Ferrous has a short fuse, my character comes from a place where murder is basically okay, Drevin is a rebel, BG's character also has a temper...I vote we attack the next ship, station or planet we see, even if it's the equivalent of Fort Knox in this 'Verse.
I think we have it covered.
I vote that we toss the ship of terrifying horrors the second we can and join the mafia or something for a better one.
I would have commented on why a character defined by murderousness is usually a bad idea, but then I remembered that we are severely lacking in the space piracy part with our current characters.It was more to describe his species really.
Aren't you on the main ship?I thought you decided to toss him on CMC's ship?
PTW because I want to know when this is done and Kevak can go back to roll to space pirate.I'm actually done with what I needed to do before the game can start. Updates to everything but Blackspace will be coming tomorrow and I plan on rebooting Blackspace by the end of next week. I'm working on reinstalling windows on my compy and touching up the storyline for Blackspace. It'll be very different then it was in the past.
It's still the 21st for me.
I think I'll join this thing..Is this a completed sheet? If so I'lll add you in tomorrow (technically today.) when I update. Also if I am missing anyone else's sheets, then please let me know peoples.Spoiler: still working on it (click to show/hide)
edit: I am a bit lost on this whole equipment/stats thing..
Colors requested: Orange or brown. Or whatever is not already taken.
bauhgihfysgouaoushdihfaihsfd I had an anime binge I died came back told several people to do many vulgar things to themselves and saved a baby.........But I cannot manage so many threads I JUST CANT WATCH EM ALL GOD HELP ME (( This is a post where I lose my sanity and explain absolutely nothing at all. Enjoy. Love, Zalkoz ))
Oh yes I know he sucks I just like the sprite :u and I am just going insane from summer school THE HEAT BURNS ME I HAVE TO RIDE MY BIKE TO SCHOOL ON MONDAYS AND WEDNESDAYS AND THE SUN IS OUT.....that is allOh. Summer school. Nevermind.
On a game related note, what would the expected cost and recovery times be for a high-end bionic/cybernetic/"Whatever you wanna call it" arm be, if an existing one was removed in that process?+1 for explanations :u ((I was missing a letter the first time EDIT POWERS YOOOO))
Before you say "bioaugs", no.
Mechanical arms are cool.
Even if they're fairly close in appearance to normal arms aside from color and maaaaybe some glowy-bits for aesthetics, they're cool.
Also, in terms of ground vehicles, what are we going to be able to expect? Namely in the motorcycle/bike area?
Also I may just end up making the ship go at the speed of plot as soon as you stop yourself from all dying from the bucket and one other thing.Please do.
Am I supposed to be entering this still?Yeah. I think there's something in the thread on it?
Am I supposed to be entering this still?Yeah, you're supposedly going to enter in the next update. It'll happen when it will, stay tuned.
Yeah, okay.Am I supposed to be entering this still?Yeah, you're supposedly going to enter in the next update. It'll happen when it will, stay tuned.
Yay anime! So how have you been Zal?/me hisses and smacks Prophet with a book!
Shitty actually. My tail bone is in quite a predicament involving severe pain. There is quite literally a pain in my ass.Did you get involved in any events that led to being hit by a hammer, run over by a car, or dropped from a high place, resulting in an impact to your tailbone?
I wonder what will happen in this RTD's futureDeath.
I wonder what will happen in this RTD's futureI don't know but I'm sure it will be !!FUN!!.
I wonder what will happen in this RTD's future
I wonder what will happen in this RTD's future
Our wacky space ship will spring a gas leak and gas us all to death.
That would be anticlimactic.
Guess what's more likely?Death by lack of updates.
Guess what's more likely?
Godly rainbow space necromancer of ultimate power :u
Rapidly breeding foxes that ends up draining us of oxygen and/or food and water.
Death by lack of updates.
My faith in anyone keeping their word is less than nil right now.Oh bby plz go EZ on meh
A year of dealing with the same lies has finally made me snap.
In other words: Lyeos has entered Pissed Off Mode.
My faith in anyone keeping their word is less than nil right now.
A year of dealing with the same lies has finally made me snap.
Oh bby plz go EZ on mehMmmm. See, the problem is that people lying to me, especially when it's blatantly obvious or they give bullshit excuses is what really fills me with rage. I can deal with a large number of family members being addicted to drugs, and I don't care that my biological father had his other children taken away, or anything else that's been going on, really. But lying over and over every day about the same thing reaaaally gets to me.
Lyeos, I will be updating tonight, I don't want to half ass it so it may take an hour for me to calm down because I had to deal with a bunch of really really really stupid people and drama today. I will not be going to sleep until this is updated.I wasn't referring to you.
Anything I can do to help?Lyeos, I will be updating tonight, I don't want to half ass it so it may take an hour for me to calm down because I had to deal with a bunch of really really really stupid people and drama today. I will not be going to sleep until this is updated.I wasn't referring to you.
Regardless, I still have no faith in anyone, now.
I'm gonna duck out now and go deal with some stuff for a few days.
Ferrous and magnetic clamp OTPHugo....I love you, like the amount of platonic love increases with every post of yours I find.
Ferrous and magnetic clamp OTP
Ferrous and magnetic clamp OTPI don't get it...
*Starts nudging Kevak and breathing down his neck.*I was waiting for the forum to stop being broken, updates to my games shall come tonight.
Ferr is metal.Ferrous and magnetic clamp OTPI don't get it...
Update will come in a few hours, I have everything for most of my games mostly written up but I am rather tired and want to proofread after I sleeps.So, how's that proofreading going?
Waiting on CMC, who has a couple things he is doing and said he would post later.I think it's just CMC.
Also waiting on a couple other peoples (I think?)
I posted, so let noone say I'm holding up the roll, because I am no longer.Indeed.
(( I was suffering from combination of several crippling computer errors and a series of unrelated emotional breakdowns that halted the updates. That is resolved now~ All games resuming and several rebooting~))
So...how much time is left before we get to....whatever place we were going?((Sort out all the awoken abnormalities on the ship so they won't murder you and you'll arrive after a handwave of time after that~))
So...how much time is left before we get to....whatever place we were going?((Sort out all the awoken abnormalities on the ship so they won't murder you and you'll arrive after a handwave of time after that~))
Well technically it isn't ditching. Just another reboot.(Now we have a pair of boots!)
(A reboot of a reboot~)
Holy fuck me in the asshole kevak is updating something.....what I miss?ALL the things. Seriously. He updated all the things.
Holy fuck me in the asshole kevak is updating something.....what I miss?ALL the things. Seriously. He updated all the things.
Also you've got an interesting conversation awaiting you in the Dark Star.
I feel it's going to take a while to get to the actual piracy, again. We have so many characters, with no pre-existing relations, most of whom haven't even considered becoming Space Pirates.Likely will take a bit.
I've come up with a new anomaly.Perhaps, but less break and more shatter.
Fragile Speedster (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FragileSpeedster)
Using psychicness or something else (it's an anomaly so magic), the user can move at extremely high speeds. The required secondary powers kick in which prevent damage to the body while in this. However, said powers only work effectively on soft tissues like skin, eyes, and internal organs. Muscles are affected to a much lesser degree so stamina drains quickly and bones aren't affected at all. Even with hypothetically unlimited stamina, the strain put on the bones means gradually lesser speeds for equal effort (superspeed or no) and could even break them.
Just make the ship show up so we can get this moving along. The noise should alert Knight and get him out of the room.I feel it's going to take a while to get to the actual piracy, again. We have so many characters, with no pre-existing relations, most of whom haven't even considered becoming Space Pirates.Likely will take a bit.
Depends on the bone damage up to that point, the force put on the bone at that moment, and possibly an Agility check.I've come up with a new anomaly.Perhaps, but less break and more shatter.
Fragile Speedster (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FragileSpeedster)
Using psychicness or something else (it's an anomaly so magic), the user can move at extremely high speeds. The required secondary powers kick in which prevent damage to the body while in this. However, said powers only work effectively on soft tissues like skin, eyes, and internal organs. Muscles are affected to a much lesser degree so stamina drains quickly and bones aren't affected at all. Even with hypothetically unlimited stamina, the strain put on the bones means gradually lesser speeds for equal effort (superspeed or no) and could even break them.
I believe we will actually follow through with this one. "I" for one would enjoy it this time around. Because I just imagine a cat fucking with large ship guns and Sigmund just going "Well fuck"....And then somehow Sig becomes bros with Drev and then just.....large gun dick jokes or something...I'm prolly gonna have you provide dialogue for Drev when he gets encountered.
*begins to breathe heavily* KKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVV!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shakes fist angrily* (Star Trek.....blegh)I believe we will actually follow through with this one. "I" for one would enjoy it this time around. Because I just imagine a cat fucking with large ship guns and Sigmund just going "Well fuck"....And then somehow Sig becomes bros with Drev and then just.....large gun dick jokes or something...I'm prolly gonna have you provide dialogue for Drev when he gets encountered.
Well he ain't my character~True. But now that means Sig will never interact with him. Because having conversations with my own characters isn't a skill I have.
I can prolly do him when Sig is interacting, juuuust I don't really have his character down currently~Pretty easy, Lazy guy, Likes guns, Got Cranium Fucked by a Squid. Not that hard to improvise.
Hm... should we just invent the Sanctuary cuisine? Since I'm totally going to.Go ahead.
Then we'll be here for a week because we chose to come up with ideas for food rather than go and be space pirates.Unlikely.
H: so good at stealth that the party will never acknowledge its presence.Damn skippy.
You know, Calanthe and Knight might be able to carry the broken mech into the ship with their combined strength. It could be our very first act of piracy.I say yes. But then the machine will acquire sentience and kill us all. I'm joking of course.
Pro-tip: If you want to kill a KX9, it's easier to break its neck than knock it unconscious. Eyes are also pretty easy to gouge. Don't try giving them pain, though, since they can turn off pain receptors. (Doing so should also inhibit or completely turn off their sensory nerves, considering they're the same thing as pain receptors.)^ Pretty much that.
Errrr....Me and Kevak were doing some combat tests and Casira just made Pippy pregnant by shooting her with a laser rifle. Congratulations, Pippy!
Wait. No. This isn't funny. This is the opposite of funny. Damn it, when did this get so grimdark?
Ah, that's okay, they don't mind that too much, besides, she can just terminate it at will (chainsaw to the womb), without permanent injury.Ok, the first thing I mentioned wasn't grimdark, it was merely dark. (Doesn't mean it's better). That's pretty grimdark, though.
Also, didn't she one shot Casira in the first test?
Rocket Launcher.
Okay, that makes me feel a lot better. (not sarcasm.)Ah, that's okay, they don't mind that too much, besides, she can just terminate it at will (chainsaw to the womb), without permanent injury.But anyway, she's not pregnant in the womb. She failed a pain check for her shoulder so she discarded her arm. Kevak told me that while there were more optimal ways of doing so, that was a way of reproduction as well.
Also, didn't she one shot Casira in the first test?
Rocket Launcher.
Besides, the Slime are a bunch of violent immortals. So it's okay to be disturbed.Yeah but 'crazy psycho slimes murder orphanage' is far far better then the headlines:'two females* of very different species give birth to child in combat.'
Avoid fights when able.He's only saying that because of the work a GM has to put into the combat. Fight as much you want! ;D
What counts as 'drastic consequences'? Respawning with arms in place of legs, and vice versa? Becoming a near-mindless cyborg-zombie? Respawning normally, but being cursed with having to fight a cadre of ninja every time one enters a new room?Spoilers~
It is safe to assume, that these creatures could very well pose a threat to Mankind if they're ever to become organized.
We managed to slay ~95% of their projected numbers, and have been working to keep lowering their numbers from then on.So not only does a faction refer to itself as Mankind, but they're also large and powerful enough to destroy 95% of a galactic threat after they were distracted.
Being distracted and gathered made them an easy target (nuclear launch detected).It is safe to assume, that these creatures could very well pose a threat to Mankind if they're ever to become organized.We managed to slay ~95% of their projected numbers, and have been working to keep lowering their numbers from then on.So not only does a faction refer to itself as Mankind, but they're also large and powerful enough to destroy 95% of a galactic threat after they were distracted.
This is very much relevant to my interests.
I was watching a video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h67JpMyrOVE) when you posted this.Being distracted and gathered made them an easy target (nuclear launch detected).It is safe to assume, that these creatures could very well pose a threat to Mankind if they're ever to become organized.We managed to slay ~95% of their projected numbers, and have been working to keep lowering their numbers from then on.So not only does a faction refer to itself as Mankind, but they're also large and powerful enough to destroy 95% of a galactic threat after they were distracted.
This is very much relevant to my interests.
Also, there's a variety of factors. Think of the Slime as Orks, and Mankind as it's many splintered chapters of Space Marines.I was watching a video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h67JpMyrOVE) when you posted this.Being distracted and gathered made them an easy target (nuclear launch detected).It is safe to assume, that these creatures could very well pose a threat to Mankind if they're ever to become organized.We managed to slay ~95% of their projected numbers, and have been working to keep lowering their numbers from then on.So not only does a faction refer to itself as Mankind, but they're also large and powerful enough to destroy 95% of a galactic threat after they were distracted.
This is very much relevant to my interests.
So what do we do now? Get clearance from the station bosses to take the freighter? Wait for the Clusterfuck to dock?Either works.
I have no idea who Everett is./me waves hello.
wait, you're doing that? I don't see such things.I have no idea who Everett is./me waves hello.
Dude in a suit, mostly removed. Short, black hair, knows how to mess about in space, fight on ships, and fix shit. Reading a book and nodding at a kitten right know, and waiting for a message back from the slimedude
*UNAPOLAGETIC AIRHORNS*
Oh stop it you two~ Be nice. He (or she) very possibly didn't see the main thread.I was referring to the SICK FUCKING BURN you gave him, actually.
Mind resending your pmed character?Sure, I need to make some little edits and to actually make the non-lore part.
WhYup. He was the only one who even remotely had a chance of beating Knight in a fight. You should be proud. The first fight they had (several months ago), Cal won.
Wait
You used... my character?
I'm flattered! AlsoIt depends. If H is secretly a dragon, he'll probably win. If he's secretly a dire ant, Knight will probably win. I have no idea what H is and I don't know his capabilities, therefore I can't run any combat tests on him or even guess how powerful he is.
Um
Not even H?
I'm kinda curious how well Kit would fare in a match... in an environment with no OSHA compliance.Kit is literally kittens. Knight wins.
also, still waiting for the next turn to be run Kevak.
you'd think that, but the environment really matters. given a large enough, complex enough, and hazardous enough environment, with enough initial separation between the two, i think kit has a decent chance, though she'd probably suffer casualties.I'm kinda curious how well Kit would fare in a match... in an environment with no OSHA compliance.Kit is literally kittens. Knight wins.
also, still waiting for the next turn to be run Kevak.
Simply explain that it lets you play multiplayer games with people.That's the problem, I'm not meant to play multiplayer games with people*, or interacting with people I haven't met via the internet in general.
Why the shit aren't you allowed to? Push back.Simply explain that it lets you play multiplayer games with people.That's the problem, I'm not meant to play multiplayer games with people*, or interacting with people I haven't met via the internet in general.
I'll see if I can get Skype working then.
*No one I haven't met anyway.
Could be he's grounded or something.Why the shit aren't you allowed to? Push back.Simply explain that it lets you play multiplayer games with people.That's the problem, I'm not meant to play multiplayer games with people*, or interacting with people I haven't met via the internet in general.
I'll see if I can get Skype working then.
*No one I haven't met anyway.
Why the shit aren't you allowed to? Push back.Everyone on the internet is a Nazi Pedophile Satanist Serial Killer who is looking to corrupt young youths, or something like that, never really inquired into the specific line of reasoning.
It sounds like it's helicopter parents that could take a class or two on backing the hell off.Actually it's just one, the other one would rather I not play games at all but isn't particularly concerned about my online interactions.
Purrhaps you should passlock your computer, acquire admin control via various means, and prevent parent from touching compy?No.
The fight was cancelled because even after speaking about it with DivideByZero for a long time, I still don't know how to play an electricity-based character (Nivian). He gave me some techniques I could use but I couldn't figure out how to string them together and it was made worse by the fact that I just don't know how electricity works.Eh, electricity works very simply.
I can remember two things that came out of the fight. One: Goku is only fast enough to get 2 actions per turn. Two: Knight's armour was nerfed to make him only slightly better at movement, otherwise he'd nearly be as good as a 51.