Yu wot mate Ill cut ya up boeytwo capital letters too many
Get a fucking room already you two.
.P
Get a fucking room already you two.
.P
The rest of us would prefer not to see your borderline homoerotic fixation with LSP's lack of punctuation.
Nope it's not gonna happen im completely strait what we will do instead is fall in love with a friend of the woman the other falls in love withThe rest of us would prefer not to see your borderline homoerotic fixation with LSP's lack of punctuation.
Speak for yourself. I'm emotionally engaged in seeing their romance blossom.
PTW, this can only end in hilarity.Yes yes it can
The rest of us would prefer not to see your borderline homoerotic fixation with LSP's lack of punctuation.
Speak for yourself. I'm emotionally engaged in seeing their romance blossom.
The rest of us would prefer not to see your borderline homoerotic fixation with LSP's lack of punctuation.
Speak for yourself. I'm emotionally engaged in seeing their romance blossom.
i am close to reporting this thread
shipping is only good when it's consensual you fucktards
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhyou're not INTENSE enough
mine would probably be....
UHHHHHHHHHHHH
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
...Descan?
/me runs away
Personally I'd prefer to pilot a Jaeger, not whatever weirdness we're discussing in here.At least with this discussion we know about all of our weapons
The rest of us would prefer not to see your borderline homoerotic fixation with LSP's lack of punctuation.
Speak for yourself. I'm emotionally engaged in seeing their romance blossom.
i am close to reporting this thread
shipping is only good when it's consensual you fucktards
Jaeger bombs are the only weapons I need. ^-^Personally I'd prefer to pilot a Jaeger, not whatever weirdness we're discussing in here.At least with this discussion we know about all of our weapons
The rest of us would prefer not to see your borderline homoerotic fixation with LSP's lack of punctuation.
Speak for yourself. I'm emotionally engaged in seeing their romance blossom.
i am close to reporting this thread
shipping is only good when it's consensual you fucktards
Fictional characters (the ones people ship!) can't give consent- besides, you two would be totally cute as a married couple.
Civil Partnership him.Tell you what we will both go out and find wives and have a double wedding and your all invited
*Sighs*
So romantic.
In fact even if we don't end up having a double wedding im still going to invite you all when I get marriedCivil Partnership him.Tell you what we will both go out and find wives and have a double wedding and your all invited
*Sighs*
So romantic.
Back on track: a Jaeger piloted by myself and either MSH or Barbarossa TSG.Wait, are the things from the movie actually spelled "Jaeger"? ???
That's Jager. Add an umlaut to the a if you want to get fancy. Either way, jager just means "hunter" in German.Back on track: a Jaeger piloted by myself and either MSH or Barbarossa TSG.Wait, are the things from the movie actually spelled "Jaeger"? ???
I thought that was this... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jägermeister) That was confusing.
We've got so many timeclones here, we could easily defend the Earth from another kaiju-invasion. Or, what's more likely, prevent said invasion altogether by destroying the planet beforehand.Or you know make the Jaegers not shit
Me and grisha5.You'll have to fight me for him. >:(
I'd prefer just one pilot, though. I understand having a navigator or gunner, but the two pilots thing is stupid.Eh they gave a good enough reason for that I was able to handle that what I couldn't handle was shooting at them takes hours to work so we need to punch them to death but the killshot is always some sort of ranged attack anyway it's the sort of movie that works best if you don't think about it but it's also the kind of movie it's hard to avoid thinking about it
What?I'd prefer just one pilot, though. I understand having a navigator or gunner, but the two pilots thing is stupid.Eh they gave a good enough reason for that I was able to handle that what I couldn't handle was shooting at them takes hours to work so we need to punch them to death but the killshot is always some sort of ranged attack anyway it's the sort of movie that works best if you don't think about it but it's also the kind of movie it's hard to avoid thinking about it
Let's all share the glory that is grisha. It would be a crime to keep him to oneself, right?Me and grisha5.You'll have to fight me for him. >:(
*rolls up sleeves*
What?I'd prefer just one pilot, though. I understand having a navigator or gunner, but the two pilots thing is stupid.Eh they gave a good enough reason for that I was able to handle that what I couldn't handle was shooting at them takes hours to work so we need to punch them to death but the killshot is always some sort of ranged attack anyway it's the sort of movie that works best if you don't think about it but it's also the kind of movie it's hard to avoid thinking about it
Ahem::PSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Uh the reason wasn't the efficiency so much as that that the ranged weapons lend to get the Kaiju's toxic blood over everything. Which is bad and therefore should be minimalizedI'd prefer just one pilot, though. I understand having a navigator or gunner, but the two pilots thing is stupid.Eh they gave a good enough reason for that I was able to handle that what I couldn't handle was shooting at them takes hours to work so we need to punch them to death but the killshot is always some sort of ranged attack anyway it's the sort of movie that works best if you don't think about it but it's also the kind of movie it's hard to avoid thinking about it
For me, the "pure iron, no alloys" thing broke my suspension of disbelief. That's not something to brag about, guy.The common justification I've heard for that line is the concept that unalloyed iron has a neutralizing chemical reaction with Kaiju Blue, reducing the contamination in any involved fight.
Back on track: a Jaeger piloted by myself and either MSH or Barbarossa TSG.This would be the obvious choice, but a direct neural link could wreak havoc with the time amnesia.
Back on track: a Jaeger piloted by myself and either MSH or Barbarossa TSG.I read the title and immediately considered myself and Max or RAM, so this probably checks out. Time to go punch some giant things, eh?
Uh the reason wasn't the efficiency so much as that that the ranged weapons lend to get the Kaiju's toxic blood over everything. Which is bad and therefore should be minimalizedHa, we dump more than enough toxic shit in our ocean that the Kaiju would have to catch up! Hell, a single nuke was enough to wipe out their civilization, why the hell couldn't we just nuke the kaiju one at a time? We've alread detonated over 2000 nukes on this planet, a few hundred more in a remote region on the planet would be completely forgettable by human civilization.
Hell, a single nuke was enough to wipe out their civilization, why the hell couldn't we just nuke the kaiju one at a time?The nuke didn't wipe them out, it just destroyed their rift generator.
The nuke didn't wipe them out, it just destroyed their rift generator.Then the victory was pointless and the Kaiju will be back for multiple franchise-spanning sequels.
Even the Class I's took multiple nuclear strikes to kill (probably tactical rather than strategic, but still). This was also a problem in that the Kaiju beeline for population centers, meaning you had to nuke them too.They all pop up from one rift in a fixed location humanity is all too aware of and can just keep subs, missiles and planes near at all times till the end of time until the alien hippies back in their home planet start complaining about the massive cost on their economy the war is having trying to conquer some backwards ape planet. If a category 5 Kaiju can be hurt by a giant iron sword, a nuke will do wonders.
The pre-Jager period of the war was pretty grimdark if you look into it, since people were fleeing not only the giant monsters but their own government dropping nukes on them because they have no other choice. This is why the Jagers are such a symbol of hope, and why the Kaiju adapting to fight them as well is such a big deal.Nuke the oceans. Sacrifice the pacific cities if you have to, humanity has made direr sacrifices before.
Nuking the Kaiju was the initial strategy used, but the Kaiju were quite literally designed to take down human civilizationThey should've just designed them to shitpost on the internet.
Then the victory was pointless and the Kaiju will be back for multiple franchise-spanning sequels.Yeah, pretty much.
EXACTLY AS KEIKAU
They all pop up from one rift in a fixed location humanity is all too aware of and can just keep subs, missiles and planes near at all times till the end of time until the alien hippies back in their home planet start complaining about the massive cost on their economy the war is having trying to conquer some backwards ape planet. If a category 5 Kaiju can be hurt by a giant iron sword, a nuke will do wonders.Missiles and planes are going to be ineffective at best for something a mile underwater, and subs would resemble their other namesake for Kaiju. Bad weather tends to follow them, too.
They should've just designed them to shitpost on the internet.Pls no bully.
Okay. I have to ask.Citrus fruits are sour, so you need someone sweet...
Bay12, which one of you is my best match?
Okay. I have to ask.
Bay12, which one of you is my best match?
BadLemons?Okay. I have to ask.
Bay12, which one of you is my best match?
Oh! Lemon guy!
*Puts on best pose*
Tiruin?Okay. I have to ask.Citrus fruits are sour, so you need someone sweet...
Bay12, which one of you is my best match?
Nobody is drift compatible with me. If they did it, their minds would melt from the crippling amount of fap.Well, a lot of almost-NSFW content comes from Janet, and she's probably into many of the same things as you...
Pretty sure she'd match with me better anyway.For the record, I knew all of this and was teasing Greatorder.
Besides, Janet might actually melt Greatorders mind herself. Anyone remember eye licking?
Besides we're married.
We should get all the people who tend to push the no sexual content rules into one Jaeger oh god the vaugly vulgure humanityNobody is drift compatible with me. If they did it, their minds would melt from the crippling amount of fap.Well, a lot of almost-NSFW content comes from Janet, and she's probably into many of the same things as you...
Ditto.Double Ditto.
(http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/059687/images/blackwhite/pokemans_132.gif)
i think this thread has turned in to shipping baywatchersIn all honesty? That's pretty much what it was in the first place. Annnnd that's also the reason I've kept mostly quiet in here. :I
It has been, and it was deemed too dangerous because of how it affects time-amnesia.I don't remember that.
I associate you with Tawarochir for some reasonIt's 'cause they often post in the same places.
Me and Taw.He's too late :P
Curse him, stealing my life from me.
i think this thread has turned in to shipping baywatchers
You know, this would make a fairly amusing forum game, where you'd have 2 players controlling a Jaeger, and they'd have to decide between themselves on what actions to take.Good idea but don't start it yet I want to be involved in the planing and I won't be available for a few hours
Nobody is drift compatible with me. If they did it, their minds would melt from the crippling amount of fap.Well....
I say if someone can hold a sig conversation over this amount of time, they should be able to do it.I second this motion.
So I vote Objective and Greatorder
I'd go with Lyeos~
Our Jaeger would wield a giant battleaxe!
Hah! You can keep your 'drift compatibility'. I'll have my single-pilot robots, thanks.You and Kevak are kind of alike.
Hah! You can keep your 'drift compatibility'. I'll have my single-pilot robots, thanks.
...Hah! You can keep your 'drift compatibility'. I'll have my single-pilot robots, thanks.You and Kevak are kind of alike.
:P
It's not fair; I'd love to hop into a Jäger and go out kicking some giant alien monster ass in my spare time, but there simply isn't anyone on the planet awesome enough for me to even consider as a co-pilot. *pout*
It's not fair; I'd love to hop into a Jäger and go out kicking some giant alien monster ass in my spare time, but there simply isn't anyone on the planet awesome enough for me to even consider as a co-pilot. *pout*I'm not technically on the planet.
Hm... I think I'd be compatible with Solifuge, SalmonGod, Tiruin, GlyphGryph, or Bauglir.
Jäg-what? Oh, a robot piloted by two people? I assume it requires synchronised thoughts or something. Pilot them with identical twins.Well kaijus come from the sea so that wouldn't be very useful but I guess it's good to be prepared for any unexpected changes rather then have to waste time responding to a new threat
I'd like a robot that can dig underground, like that scorpion transformer from the first movie.
I don't think I'm drift compatible with anyone, and even if someone were compatible I'd be a terrible Jaeger pilot anyway. The most violent thing I've ever done is play Wii Sports Boxing :II always associate you with MZ for some reason.
No-one, because I don't know what a jaeger is :IYou'd totes do it with- wait no that sounds wrong.
No-one, because I don't know what a jaeger is :II've been reading the thread and noted that its really connected to Pacific Rim.
No-one, because I don't know what a jaeger is :I
*claims and implications of not having seen Pacific Rim*GO WATCH PACIFIC RIM YA DURN NIMRODS.
The 3 pilot robot works because it doesn't require any specific amount of pilots it just can't be done with one because a single human can't handle it it litrely overloads there brainHah! You can keep your 'drift compatibility'. I'll have my single-pilot robots, thanks.
Questioning of how the three-armed robot works leads me to wonder why they couldn't get single-pilot bots to work.
Personally, I'd also go with single-pilots just cause I don't want to kill anyone else in the case I screw up.
The obvious exception being if you're a hydra or something like that, but then we're getting into semantics about what counts as a single person.A bronze colossus doesn't have a brain does that mean a yaeger can be piloted by a single bronze colossus they don't have a brain to overload
The 3 pilot robot works because it doesn't require any specific amount of pilots it just can't be done with one because a single human can't handle it it litrely overloads there brainHah! You can keep your 'drift compatibility'. I'll have my single-pilot robots, thanks.
Questioning of how the three-armed robot works leads me to wonder why they couldn't get single-pilot bots to work.
Personally, I'd also go with single-pilots just cause I don't want to kill anyone else in the case I screw up.
The 3 pilot robot works because it doesn't require any specific amount of pilots it just can't be done with one because a single human can't handle it it litrely overloads there brainHah! You can keep your 'drift compatibility'. I'll have my single-pilot robots, thanks.
Questioning of how the three-armed robot works leads me to wonder why they couldn't get single-pilot bots to work.
Personally, I'd also go with single-pilots just cause I don't want to kill anyone else in the case I screw up.
THEN UPGRADE YOUR BRAIN!
Well, in the theme of single-person robots fighting giant monsters, pick 5 Bay12ers to pilot individual mechas that merge together like Voltron.All I remember is Voltes V .__.
Go.
And Vorthon will form the head!
The only thing I enjoyed was the big stompy mechs hitting Kaijuu.I watched it expecting this to be the sole entire point of the movie. I was not disappointed.
Last time I checked, there wasn't any actual romance in the movie.Now what makes you say that Greatorder?From when I watched it,t he majority of the movie seemed to be 'Guy meets girl, falls in love, finds girl has troubled past, nearly dies saving her, the end'
Onlt about a third of the movie seemed to have a stompy mech doing stuff.
I agree with Darvi here. The nature of the relationship between Raleigh and Mako is left vague and that's one of my favorite things about the movie. You could see it as romance if you want, or you could see it as simply a deep friendship forged by the drift.What, did they use a different version for European audiences or something?Last time I checked, there wasn't any actual romance in the movie.Now what makes you say that Greatorder?From when I watched it,t he majority of the movie seemed to be 'Guy meets girl, falls in love, finds girl has troubled past, nearly dies saving her, the end'
Onlt about a third of the movie seemed to have a stompy mech doing stuff.
Slowpoke, greatorder, Janet, Owlga...Mine is the fist that will facepunch the heavens?
and it's only necessary to pick 4, because MZ will be present in every team as a fist pilot.
Interesting. No Bay12'er pops in to my mind right away for my co-pilot, what do you think?I hope you love the Scottish
The 3 pilot robot works because it doesn't require any specific amount of pilots it just can't be done with one because a single human can't handle it it litrely overloads there brainHah! You can keep your 'drift compatibility'. I'll have my single-pilot robots, thanks.
Questioning of how the three-armed robot works leads me to wonder why they couldn't get single-pilot bots to work.
Personally, I'd also go with single-pilots just cause I don't want to kill anyone else in the case I screw up.
THEN UPGRADE YOUR BRAIN!
or you could just get a smaller robot. If i remember correctly, the jaegers required 2 brains because they were so big, so in order to only need one brain you just need a smaller robot
I agree with Darvi here. The nature of the relationship between Raleigh and Mako is left vague and that's one of my favorite things about the movie. You could see it as romance if you want, or you could see it as simply a deep friendship forged by the drift.What, did they use a different version for European audiences or something?Last time I checked, there wasn't any actual romance in the movie.Now what makes you say that Greatorder?From when I watched it,t he majority of the movie seemed to be 'Guy meets girl, falls in love, finds girl has troubled past, nearly dies saving her, the end'
Onlt about a third of the movie seemed to have a stompy mech doing stuff.
What is this?The movie Pacific Rim had Jägers/Jaegers, giant mechs that need multiple pilots of very similar thought patterns. We're musing over on pairings of Bay12'ers for the pilots. Basically, shipping without (most of) the sexual implication.
What is this?A discussion of shipping giant Mech and facepunching the heavens
What is this?Are you 12? If not, this is not an acceptable question. If so, get the hell of the forums, it's past your bedtime.
Don't follow in my no punctuation footsteps kids or you will end up wanting relationships between voltron and the megazords or alternatively become a captain who transports mechs across the seaWhat is this?A discussion of shipping giant Mech and facepunching the heavens
That's not fair. While he certainly could have looked a bit more into the thread he was posting in, you must admit the title and OP give relatively little information and the discussion has been quite adhd since. If I hadn't been reading this since the beginning I would be quite confused as well. Personal attacks solve little.What is this?Are you 12? If not, this is not an acceptable question. If so, get the hell of the forums, it's past your bedtime.
C'mon, man. Personal attacks? I referenced a well-known meme in a smartass way as part of the "adhd" discussion. That's all.That's not fair. While he certainly could have looked a bit more into the thread he was posting in, you must admit the title and OP give relatively little information and the discussion has been quite adhd since. If I hadn't been reading this since the beginning I would be quite confused as well. Personal attacks solve little.What is this?Are you 12? If not, this is not an acceptable question. If so, get the hell of the forums, it's past your bedtime.
C'mon, man. Personal attacks? I referenced a well-known meme in a smartass way as part of the "adhd" discussion. That's all.That's not fair. While he certainly could have looked a bit more into the thread he was posting in, you must admit the title and OP give relatively little information and the discussion has been quite adhd since. If I hadn't been reading this since the beginning I would be quite confused as well. Personal attacks solve little.What is this?Are you 12? If not, this is not an acceptable question. If so, get the hell of the forums, it's past your bedtime.
Ah. If it was a meme then it's much more acceptable, though I think it may be less well known than you think. Sorry if I was a little sensitive; I've seen more personal attacks lately on this forum than I've used to.C'mon, man. Personal attacks? I referenced a well-known meme in a smartass way as part of the "adhd" discussion. That's all.That's not fair. While he certainly could have looked a bit more into the thread he was posting in, you must admit the title and OP give relatively little information and the discussion has been quite adhd since. If I hadn't been reading this since the beginning I would be quite confused as well. Personal attacks solve little.What is this?Are you 12? If not, this is not an acceptable question. If so, get the hell of the forums, it's past your bedtime.
According to his profile, it's just about 10am there. Yes, totally bedtime."Just woke up, eh? BEDTIME, BITCH"
UTC? Too mainstream. I use GMT.What. Most people still use GMT, AFAIK. Anyways, they're pretty similar.
PTWIt was originally two person mechs.
Not... Entirely... Sure... What... Is... Even...
PTWIt was originally two person mechs.
Not... Entirely... Sure... What... Is... Even...
Now you assemble a five-person team.
Go.
Wouldn't the last one be you?PTWIt was originally two person mechs.
Not... Entirely... Sure... What... Is... Even...
Now you assemble a five-person team.
Go.
Five-person teams? hMMMMM.
/me Ponders vigorously
LSP
Tuypo1
blazing glory
LW
?????
That's the joke, silly :P. If wanted to be really obscure, I'd say something like FRT.UTC? Too mainstream. I use GMT.What. Most people still use GMT, AFAIK. Anyways, they're pretty similar.
PTWIt was originally two person mechs.
Not... Entirely... Sure... What... Is... Even...
Now you assemble a five-person team.
Go.
What does it stand for?That's the joke, silly :P. If wanted to be really obscure, I'd say something like FRT.UTC? Too mainstream. I use GMT.What. Most people still use GMT, AFAIK. Anyways, they're pretty similar.
...The are you 12 is a well known meme but...the one after it looks more like a spin off ._.Ah. If it was a meme then it's much more acceptable, though I think it may be less well known than you think. Sorry if I was a little sensitive; I've seen more personal attacks lately on this forum than I've used to.C'mon, man. Personal attacks? I referenced a well-known meme in a smartass way as part of the "adhd" discussion. That's all.That's not fair. While he certainly could have looked a bit more into the thread he was posting in, you must admit the title and OP give relatively little information and the discussion has been quite adhd since. If I hadn't been reading this since the beginning I would be quite confused as well. Personal attacks solve little.What is this?Are you 12? If not, this is not an acceptable question. If so, get the hell of the forums, it's past your bedtime.
It's not fair; I'd love to hop into a Jäger and go out kicking some giant alien monster ass in my spare time, but there simply isn't anyone on the planet awesome enough for me to even consider as a co-pilot. *pout*
What if you drag someone in from another dimension?
I'm not technically on the planet.
French Revolutionary Time. It's metric time. From post-revolution France.What does it stand for?That's the joke, silly :P. If wanted to be really obscure, I'd say something like FRT.UTC? Too mainstream. I use GMT.What. Most people still use GMT, AFAIK. Anyways, they're pretty similar.
...The are you 12 is a well known meme but...the one after it looks more like a spin off ._.Ah. If it was a meme then it's much more acceptable, though I think it may be less well known than you think. Sorry if I was a little sensitive; I've seen more personal attacks lately on this forum than I've used to.C'mon, man. Personal attacks? I referenced a well-known meme in a smartass way as part of the "adhd" discussion. That's all.That's not fair. While he certainly could have looked a bit more into the thread he was posting in, you must admit the title and OP give relatively little information and the discussion has been quite adhd since. If I hadn't been reading this since the beginning I would be quite confused as well. Personal attacks solve little.What is this?Are you 12? If not, this is not an acceptable question. If so, get the hell of the forums, it's past your bedtime.
And by that I mean the wording of how it was given and not the idea. You don't say the orange to kids.
Anyway, tuypo, could you clarify the OP? :P
Without knowledge of Pacific Rim, this thread loses most of..err, well what others get it as. The essence?
I thought this was a shipping-ish thread but it was really weird given the context (but yeah ._. the idea was still there until someone mentioned the jaeger//whatever-idea-linked-to-combining-robots...the similar-mindset thing was an idea later and that clarified it >_<)
Ah. If it was a meme then it's much more acceptable, though I think it may be less well known than you think. Sorry if I was a little sensitive; I've seen more personal attacks lately on this forum than I've used to.
I'm 12 years old and what is this?And not knowing it
I meant who could pilot a Jaeger together if you haven't seen the movie just think who's similar to youThe point was to edit the original post to make that clear to people who first start reading the thread.
oh ok will doI meant who could pilot a Jaeger together if you haven't seen the movie just think who's similar to youThe point was to edit the original post to make that clear to people who first start reading the thread.
you aren't one part when piloting a jaeger, you control the entire jaeger and everyone else controls all of it tooyes but at some point the conversation derailed into voltron like mechs
Hmmm.i like those things and lsp refuses to pilot with me so i guese i will go with you
Next person who says they like country or folk, I'll pilot with.
At the very least we'll die listening to good music.
Yoink, I'll just join you over that other kind of Jaeger and some good music or something instead. It seems more sensible.Honestly, a lot of... well, most of this discussion seems like the kind of thing that would arise after rather a lot of the other kind of Jager. :P
!!drunken sex!!Yoink, I'll just join you over that other kind of Jaeger and some good music or something instead. It seems more sensible.Honestly, a lot of... well, most of this discussion seems like the kind of thing that would arise after rather a lot of the other kind of Jager. :P
Sounds like a plan!
Wha?not just drunken sex drunken sex thats on fire
*Abandons Jaeger that has Tuypo1 shouting "Drunken sex" and scrabbles at the legs of Yoink's.*
Please! I like Jager! Let me iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!!!!!!!!!!
Dammit Yoink! LET ME IN ALREADY!i am the postal dude i have a cheat that turns my urine into napalm
It has a flamethrower. :(
You guys worry me sometimes.Most of the times.
I'm lost. >.>as i am the postal dude i will help you find your way home with my fish finder
Not if I kill you first, tuypo. After all, you are a mere magical girl. I am a world-eating monstrosity.I'm lost. >.>as i am the postal dude i will help you find your way home with my fish finder
then i will kill you and do horrible things to your body
no im a magical girl crosed with the postal dude piloting the penis of a giant mechNot if I kill you first, tuypo. After all, you are a mere magical girl. I am a world-eating monstrosity.I'm lost. >.>as i am the postal dude i will help you find your way home with my fish finder
then i will kill you and do horrible things to your body
Fix the OP so you can flood it all you want.I don't wanna be that guy.
At the moment, I can't understand those screams. :I
Seriously, for a thread of this calibre, it should be clarified...
And...let's please stop the tangent on sex and related stuffs.
Fix the OP so you can flood it all you want.I don't wanna be that guy.
At the moment, I can't understand those screams. :I
Seriously, for a thread of this calibre, it should be clarified...
And...let's please stop the tangent on sex and related stuffs.
But I'm gonna that guy.
I'll leave this here for you, Tuypo. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=27009)