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Title: Riddle me this...
Post by: Kagus on April 29, 2008, 01:50:00 pm
Simple enough, this is a riddle thread.  Beat the previous riddle and you get to post your own.  Seeing how the engraving game got out of hand, please do not post more than one riddle at a time, and please do not post another riddle until the first one has been solved or has had its answer released.


A young man spends it freely, a grown man guards it closely, an old man searches for more of it, and a dead man has none left of it.   What is it?

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: LSTAR on April 29, 2008, 02:01:00 pm
Hehe... Life points...

I have eyes like a cat and ears like a cat, but I am not a cat. What am I?

[ April 29, 2008: Message edited by: LSTAR ]

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Cthulhu on April 29, 2008, 02:28:00 pm
The first one is time.

The second one...  I don't know.

Mine:  A man is hanging from the ceiling by a rope.  There is no furniture in the room that could support his weight, and he is five feet off the ground.  There is a large puddle of water under him.  What happened?

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: LSTAR on April 29, 2008, 02:51:00 pm
Yeah, I see how time could be a better answer...

Next riddle, anything involving pools of water always has an answers that revolves around ice objects, so... he was standing on an ice ladder/chair/block 'till it melted?

My riddle stands  :)

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Helmaroc on April 29, 2008, 03:45:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by LSTAR:
<STRONG>
I have eyes like a cat and ears like a cat, but I am not a cat. What am I?
</STRONG>

A kitten.

What is broken every time it is spoken?

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Cthulhu on April 29, 2008, 03:50:00 pm
Silence.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: McDoomhammer on April 29, 2008, 04:45:00 pm
I liked the version in BGII best- "If you name me, so shall you break me".  I even used it in a Nobilis character.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Mephisto on April 29, 2008, 05:07:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Cthulhu:
<STRONG>
Mine:  A man is hanging from the ceiling by a rope.  There is no furniture in the room that could support his weight, and he is five feet off the ground.  There is a large puddle of water under him.  What happened?</STRONG>

Not really a riddle. He stood on a block of ice and hung himself. The ice melted.

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Cthulhu on April 29, 2008, 05:25:00 pm
Fine.

   

A man goes into a restaurant, orders albatross, eats one bite, and kills himself.
Why?

[ April 29, 2008: Message edited by: Cthulhu ]

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Pnx on April 29, 2008, 05:54:00 pm
Well obviously the albatross was just so horrible it made him want to kill himself... Either that or his spouse had been chopped into tiny pieces and was stuffed into it.... What?

I am a grain of sand escaping your hand,
When I am lost you know not I was there.
But I stay longer if you share.
I am an epitathe to days long gone, I am the ward of the wary.
I am the cage in which your perceptions are caught.
What am I?

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Cthulhu on April 29, 2008, 06:23:00 pm
You're very close, disturbingly close.  The man was lost on an island with his wife and another man.  His wife died and the other man cooked her and they ate her to stay alive, the man believing she was actually albatross.  After getting home he ordered albatross, liking the taste, and realized they tasted completely different.  He realized he had actually eaten his wife and killed himself.

Your riddle is either thoughts or ideas.

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Duke 2.0 on April 29, 2008, 09:42:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Cthulhu:
<STRONG>You're very close, disturbingly close.  The man was lost on an island with his wife and another man.  His wife died and the other man cooked her and they ate her to stay alive, the man believing she was actually albatross.  After getting home he ordered albatross, liking the taste, and realized they tasted completely different.  He realized he had actually eaten his wife and killed himself.

Your riddle is either thoughts or ideas.</STRONG>


I don't think we should use riddles where the answer cannot be deducted from the question.

In riddle terms, thats like cheating at a card game.

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Kagus on April 29, 2008, 10:05:00 pm
Yes, please.  Nothing that can't be deduced an no dead baby riddles, thank you much.


As to Pnx's riddle...  I'm going to say memory.

Here's an old one:
I have a mouth but do not speak, have a bed but do not sleep, have a head but do not think.  What am I?

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Earthquake Damage on April 29, 2008, 11:02:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Cthulhu:
<STRONG>A man goes into a restaurant, orders albatross, eats one bite, and kills himself.
Why?</STRONG>

He started to eat when he suddenly thought of the Rime of the Ancient Mariner and went "oh shit!"  He chose suicide over a curse.

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Kagus on April 29, 2008, 11:04:00 pm
Besides, I'd imagine that albatross tastes about as bad as pelican, which is so gruesomely horrible that people who have tried it gag at the mere thought of it.  It simply can't be eaten, your body won't let you do it.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Red Jackard on April 30, 2008, 12:41:00 am
So basically he starts choking eh?

Sounds like the perfect answer, even if it happens to be wrong.

[ April 30, 2008: Message edited by: Red Jackard ]

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Cthulhu on April 30, 2008, 06:56:00 am
quote:
Originally posted by Kagus:
<STRONG>Yes, please.  Nothing that can't be deduced an no dead baby riddles, thank you much.


As to Pnx's riddle...  I'm going to say memory.

Here's an old one:
I have a mouth but do not speak, have a bed but do not sleep, have a head but do not think.  What am I?</STRONG>


A river.

A man hands children, one at a time, to a woman, who shoots them.  If the children are crying, the woman tries to calm them down before shooting them.

What mundane event is transpiring?

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Tayrin on April 30, 2008, 07:29:00 am
quote:
Originally posted by Cthulhu:
<STRONG>A man hands children, one at a time, to a woman, who shoots them.  If the children are crying, the woman tries to calm them down before shooting them.

What mundane event is transpiring?</STRONG>


Inoculations?

If that's correct, then what creature grows up while growing down?

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Kagus on April 30, 2008, 07:29:00 am
A religious mercykilling?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: McDoomhammer on April 30, 2008, 07:35:00 am
quote:
what creature grows up while growing down?

Pretty sure you're right about vaccination, so... A tree?  A dwarf?

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Tayrin on April 30, 2008, 07:40:00 am
quote:
Originally posted by McDoomhammer:
<STRONG>A tree?  A dwarf?</STRONG>

Not a tree, but nice try. Not a dwarf either, but how did you come to that? You mean 'cause dwarves remain short?

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Kagus on April 30, 2008, 07:50:00 am
Goose.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Tayrin on April 30, 2008, 07:51:00 am
quote:
Originally posted by Kagus:
<STRONG>Goose.</STRONG>

Well done!

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Kagus on April 30, 2008, 08:00:00 am
Read it in a children's book a long time ago, but to be honest I didn't know what it meant when I read it then.  It just occured to me now.


My form is shapeless,
my eyes are blind.
My skin is rough,
I have no mind.
My tendrils abound,
while I wait beneath the ground.

What am I?

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Tayrin on April 30, 2008, 08:33:00 am
quote:
Originally posted by Kagus:
<STRONG>My form is shapeless,
my eyes are blind.
My skin is rough,
I have no mind.
My tendrils abound,
while I wait beneath the ground.

What am I?</STRONG>


Potato!

If that's right, then here's another:

I am used to bat with, yet I never get a hit. I am near a ball, yet it is never thrown. What am I?

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Kagus on April 30, 2008, 08:41:00 am
Potato was indeed correct.  Very well done, I was hoping that one would last a little longer.

As for your riddle, the only thing that comes to mind at the moment is a batter's hand while he's adjusting himself.

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Tayrin on April 30, 2008, 09:35:00 am
Well, it did have me stumped at first, but it eventually came to me when I stopped to think about what has "eyes" that aren't used for seeing.

Hah... no, it isn't a batter's hand. There's no slang involved, and the thing that is used to bat with is what actually bats.

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: McDoomhammer on April 30, 2008, 10:08:00 am
My guess of dwarf was a reference to shortness, yes, and was not serious.

With regard to the batting thing, could it be... an eyelash?

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Tayrin on April 30, 2008, 10:10:00 am
quote:
Originally posted by McDoomhammer:
<STRONG>My guess of dwarf was a reference to shortness, yes, and was not serious.</STRONG>

Okay. That's what I suspected.

quote:
Originally posted by McDoomhammer:
<STRONG>With regard to the batting thing, could it be... an eyelash?</STRONG>

Yes, that's correct! Very good, you got it.

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Kagus on April 30, 2008, 10:10:00 am
Haha, hadn't thought of that.  I guess I've become used to eyeballs getting thrown around.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: McDoomhammer on April 30, 2008, 10:29:00 am
And now for something completely different.

A club runs a weekly dancing competition, with a small cash prize.  After a few weeks, they are forced to ban a certain man from the competition, because he keeps winning.  Hearing about this, a friend of a friend e-mails him and asks if he wants to go out dancing some time.  He replies, truthfully, "No thanks, I can't dance a step."  How can this be?

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Kagus on April 30, 2008, 10:44:00 am
Well, I've come up with several answers in a few short moments, but none of them are the one you're looking for.  I've thought of him being the man hosting the competition, a man betting on the competition, that the friend of a friend e-mailed the friend and not the dancer, that he has a dancing partner who basically wins it for him, and that he lost his legs in a car accident after his banning.


Yeah.  For the moment, I'm going to say that it's a guy betting on the competition.  I'll think a bit more on it later, it's a bit hard to think right now, the Dark Tower audio book is playing and I'm actually trying to listen to it.

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: McDoomhammer on April 30, 2008, 10:50:00 am
All good tries, none the one I'm looking for.  He did participate, he did not break any rules, he won without help, it's not some semantic trick regarding the e-mail, and his health has not changed since.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Mephisto on April 30, 2008, 11:08:00 am
He's the only one that shows up to the competition?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Cthulhu on April 30, 2008, 02:43:00 pm
On mine, innoculations was correct.

As for the dance competition, I have no idea.

A man is lying on the ground, next to a pile of bricks and a bug on a book.  What happened?

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: McDoomhammer on April 30, 2008, 04:31:00 pm
Good guess, but no.  I'll leave this a bit longer and then reveal the answer if no-one gets it.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: beorn080 on April 30, 2008, 07:38:00 pm
For the dancing competition its a line dancing competition not step dancing.

Not too sure on the brick one but I'm gonna guess constructed floor removal problems that landed next to the book keeper and the fort has no cats.


Alive without breath
As cold as death
Never thirsty, ever drinking
All in mail never clinking.

What am I?

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Tayrin on April 30, 2008, 07:41:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by beorn080:
<STRONG>Alive without breath
As cold as death
Never thirsty, ever drinking
All in mail never clinking.

What am I?</STRONG>


A fish!

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: McDoomhammer on April 30, 2008, 07:45:00 pm
What has it got in its pocketses, precious?

Actually, Beorn, you're the closest yet, but still not quite right.

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Tayrin on April 30, 2008, 07:47:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by McDoomhammer:
<STRONG>What has it got in its pocketses, precious?</STRONG>

A ring! Oh wait, I don't think that was a riddle.

About the dancing competition riddle, is the man disabled such that his dancing cannot involve steps, yet he still has the moves to win?

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Helmaroc on April 30, 2008, 08:10:00 pm
An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room. The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room. The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room. The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Tayrin on April 30, 2008, 08:18:00 pm
Some compressed air and some sort of very large inflatable object?

Edit: Or maybe a bicycle pump or something instead of the air. It'd have to be inexpensive if the others were only buying straw and sticks. I'm probably wrong anyway.

[ April 30, 2008: Message edited by: Tayrin ]

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: McDoomhammer on April 30, 2008, 08:47:00 pm
Tayrin, you're also thinking along the right lines.  I'll reveal the answer in the morning if no-one has guessed by then.

I'm thinking you could fill the room with either a bottle of perfume or a sign that said "free beer", but I doubt they're the right answer somehow.

[ April 30, 2008: Message edited by: McDoomhammer ]

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Impending Doom on April 30, 2008, 09:00:00 pm
An acorn and a pot of dirt?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Mephisto on April 30, 2008, 09:05:00 pm
For the two things that filled the room - a candle and a match.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: LSTAR on May 01, 2008, 03:30:00 am
Right, time for a classic!

I am blue, of sea and sky,
In the eyes of passers by,
Beneath the ground,
I run thick,
And round tree trunks,
I do stick

[ May 01, 2008: Message edited by: LSTAR ]

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Kagus on May 01, 2008, 03:54:00 am
Water/moisture?

I grow not leaves,
I spread not roots.
Yet of all things,
I bear sweetest of fruits.


Hmmm...  That one looks a bit short to be recognizable.  Best I could come up with at the moment though.

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: McDoomhammer on May 01, 2008, 05:46:00 am
I'm intrigued by Kagus', but don't have an answer.

As promised, the solution to the dance competition:
Beorn was close, in suggesting it was a specific kind of dancing.
Likewise Tayrin for thinking there was something different about the man.

The man is a dwarf (the real-world, little person kind), and the competition is limbo dancing.

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: LSTAR on May 01, 2008, 06:07:00 am
quote:
Originally posted by Kagus:
<STRONG>
I grow not leaves,
I spread not roots.
Yet of all things,
I bear sweetest of fruits.
</STRONG>

The answer is clearly children, and the many years of joy they will bring you.

Sweet and sticky,
Lightning fast,
But if you lick me,
I will not last
What am I?

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Helmaroc on May 01, 2008, 06:10:00 am
quote:
Originally posted by Mephisto:
<STRONG>For the two things that filled the room - a candle and a match.</STRONG>

Correct.

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Kagus on May 01, 2008, 06:15:00 am
quote:
Originally posted by LSTAR:
<STRONG>

The answer is clearly children, and the many years of joy they will bring you.
</STRONG>


I was thinking more along the lines of the actual womb, but I suppose that works.

As for your own, I'm currently assuming it's some kind of candy that has something to do with speed in its name.  I have no idea what the candies these days are, so I can't say for sure.

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Asehujiko on May 01, 2008, 09:31:00 am
quote:
Originally posted by Kagus:
<STRONG>I was thinking more along the lines of the actual womb, but I suppose that works.</STRONG>

But children don't taste - Wait, shouldn't have said that.

Forget i was here.

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Kagus on May 01, 2008, 09:39:00 am
And nothing that kids naturally produce should really be considered all that tasty either.


Anyways, I know I haven't answered the last one, but I just thought up this little shiny bit and thought I'd share it.  It's a bit obscure, but those are always the fun ones, eh?


Cut off my head, and I am a gentle lamb.
Cut off my tail, and I remain as I am.
What am I?

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Bien on May 01, 2008, 10:40:00 am
Lion?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Helmaroc on May 01, 2008, 07:12:00 pm
Yeah, I'll have to say lion, too. Maybe a snake? A worm?

With pointed fangs it sits in wait,
With piercing force its doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.
What am I?

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: McDoomhammer on May 01, 2008, 07:17:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Helmaroc:
<STRONG>Yeah, I'll have to say lion, too. Maybe a snake? A worm?

With pointed fangs it sits in wait,
With piercing force its doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.
What am I?</STRONG>


It sounds so much like 'a vampire' that it must be a trick.

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Helmaroc on May 01, 2008, 07:38:00 pm
Haha, that's what I thought when I first saw it.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Sowelu on May 01, 2008, 08:34:00 pm
A stapler.

:D

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Kagus on May 01, 2008, 09:51:00 pm
Not a lion (?), not a snake, not a worm.  Not, in fact, an animal.  


Or a plant, if you were wondering.

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Impending Doom on May 01, 2008, 09:58:00 pm
An army?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Bien on May 01, 2008, 10:23:00 pm
teh government!
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Kagus on May 01, 2008, 10:59:00 pm
Not quite.  I'll narrow down the search for you:  it's a word.  A special word, one that's slightly obscure, but most strategy gamers should know it.  Not that they're the only ones, mind you.  It's not a game-related word.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: LSTAR on May 02, 2008, 03:25:00 am
Hexagon!
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Mephisto on May 02, 2008, 09:09:00 am
Wouldn't be squad or something, would it?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Kagus on May 02, 2008, 02:34:00 pm
Nope, it refers to the word itself, not what that word means.

Also, LSTAR's riddle is going unattended.  And we can't have unsolved riddles just lying about now can we?


The word's got five letters, by the way.

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Puzzlemaker on May 02, 2008, 02:46:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by LSTAR:
<STRONG>
Sweet and sticky,
Lightning fast,
But if you lick me,
I will not last
What am I?</STRONG>

Lolipop?

Not lightning fast though...

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Cthulhu on May 02, 2008, 02:51:00 pm
Cotton Candy, because it goes away quickly.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Helmaroc on May 02, 2008, 03:47:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Sowelu:
<STRONG>A stapler.

 :D</STRONG>


Yep.

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Kagus on May 05, 2008, 10:39:00 pm
Alright, this is moving along like armored molasses...


The answer to the riddle I posted is the word "queue".  Cut off the "head" and it becomes "ueue", or "ewe".  A gentle lamb.  Cut off the "tail" and it becomes "q", which sounds just the same as the full word.  "I remain as I am".

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Earthquake Damage on May 06, 2008, 12:13:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Kagus:
<STRONG>The answer to the riddle I posted is the word "queue".  Cut off the "head" and it becomes "ueue", or "ewe".  A gentle lamb.  Cut off the "tail" and it becomes "q", which sounds just the same as the full word.  "I remain as I am".</STRONG>

Lame word game.

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Kagus on May 06, 2008, 12:36:00 pm
Yeah...  Well...

C'mon now, it's only my fourth riddle.  I had just answered a word puzzle where the answer was "queue", and I felt inspired...


Sorry.  LSTAR's riddle still hasn't (to my knowledge) been answered.  At least he hasn't confirmed anything.

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Armok on May 06, 2008, 01:40:00 pm
So, what riddles are left?

When my legions march the ground does not shake, for they do not march.
When they strike they use no weapon.
In one world they are cows in a pond, but there they are not my legions.
Their eyes scare even me.
I am who I am.
What are my legions?

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Impending Doom on May 06, 2008, 02:19:00 pm
Not fair! Not fair! How should we know what it's got in its legionses?   :D

Just kidding. Is it Carp?

[ May 06, 2008: Message edited by: Impending Doom ]

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Armok on May 06, 2008, 05:32:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Impending Doom:
<STRONG>Is it Carp?</STRONG>

Yep.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Jreengus on May 06, 2008, 06:19:00 pm
I'll throw one in:
A woman shoots her husband, She then drowns him and hangs him. she then goes up to her room to get changed and 5 minutes later goes for a meal with her perfectly healthy and unharmed husband.

How is this?

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Mephisto on May 06, 2008, 07:17:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by thatguyyaknow:
<STRONG>I'll throw one in:
A woman shoots her husband, She then drowns him and hangs him. she then goes up to her room to get changed and 5 minutes later goes for a meal with her perfectly healthy and unharmed husband.

How is this?</STRONG>


Erm... It sounds so simple. I've heard a riddle just like this before, but I can't remember the answer.

Was she asleep and then woke up to get dressed, and thus the whole altercation was a dream?

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Impending Doom on May 06, 2008, 07:27:00 pm
She 'shot' his picture with an old-fashioned camera, 'drowned' the print to make it develop, then 'hung' it up to dry.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Jreengus on May 07, 2008, 09:14:00 am
yep doom got it.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Tayrin on May 07, 2008, 06:27:00 pm
We don't seem to be following the original guidelines anymore, so I suppose I'll post this now:

Two sisters are we, one dark and one fair.
In twin towers we're dwelling, we're quite the pair.
One from the land, and one from the sea.
The fairer sister, who is she?

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Impending Doom on May 07, 2008, 08:16:00 pm
I know the answer! I am at fault!
I know this fair sister, her name is SALT.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Tayrin on May 07, 2008, 09:12:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Impending Doom:
<STRONG>I know the answer! I am at fault!
I know this fair sister, her name is SALT.</STRONG>

Excellent!

That was fast. How are you at fault, though?

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Impending Doom on May 07, 2008, 09:19:00 pm
It was the only thing I could come up with that rhymed with salt.  :D
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Sonearage on November 15, 2009, 09:12:28 am
The walls are made with pink bricks,
Though the wallpaper is a soft as silk, as white as milk,
The golden treasure waits for thee there,
Thieves and robbers break in and steal the gold,
Though there are no doors, windows, exits, or entrances.

What am I?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Kashyyk on November 15, 2009, 11:53:37 am
hmm... Egg?

If so:

I have two hands that cannot hold,
and a face with one thing told,
What am I?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Akigagak on November 15, 2009, 12:03:13 pm
A clock.

A simple one:
Eight letters long, but twenty-six letters in it.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Kashyyk on November 15, 2009, 12:06:06 pm
alphabet, as you said, simple.

I'm at the beginning of the end and the end of the universe, what am I?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Cthulhu on November 15, 2009, 12:12:31 pm
The letter E.


A man lives on the top floor of his apartment building.  Every day when he comes home from work he checks the elevator.  If there are people in the elevator he takes it.  If there aren't, he takes the stairs, unless it's raining, in which case he takes the elevator.

What's going on?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Sonearage on November 15, 2009, 12:29:51 pm
He's a midget?

Here's one:
Old Mother Twitchet had one eye,
And a long tail that she let fly,
And every time she went through the gap,
She left a bit of her tail in the trap.

Who's mother Twitchet?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Xzalander on November 15, 2009, 12:38:41 pm
He's a midget?

Here's one:
Old Mother Twitchet had one eye,
And a long tail that she let fly,
And every time she went through the gap,
She left a bit of her tail in the trap.

Who's mother Twitchet?


Oh thats an old Nursery Rhyme.
Needle and Thread tis it.

Heres one to stump you all.

What lies in bed and stands in bed?/ First white, then red/the plumper it gets/the better the old woman likes it?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Sonearage on November 15, 2009, 01:16:27 pm
oh, yep I'm stumped
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Kashyyk on November 15, 2009, 01:53:55 pm
I'm thinking a penis, but my mind is full of innuendo so that could just be me.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Cthulhu on November 15, 2009, 02:06:38 pm
It's meant to make you go there, but I'm betting it's a red herring.

And yes, the guy was a midget.  If it's raining he uses his umbrella to push the buttons.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Rashilul on November 15, 2009, 02:20:13 pm
I'm thinking the bed may be a flowerbed....Strawberry?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Cthulhu on November 15, 2009, 02:38:24 pm
Tomatoes.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Armok on November 15, 2009, 05:26:52 pm
I am the engine of the century.
I am the mother of action.
I am the father of knowledge.
I am the core of all decisions.
I am atomic.
I am the only way to go back.
what am I?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: winner on November 15, 2009, 06:02:36 pm
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike
you must get out quickly or they will Will Ruin Your Life
blue little labels saying this are rife
growing growing growing until it's taken your wife
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Xzalander on November 15, 2009, 06:06:14 pm
Strawberry?

Got it :D
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Luke_Prowler on November 15, 2009, 07:00:59 pm
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike
you must get out quickly or they will Will Ruin Your Life
blue little labels saying this are rife
growing growing growing until it's taken your wife

TVtropes.

The beginning of termination, the end of the planet, but I can fit in a letter.
What am I?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Emperor_Jonathan on November 15, 2009, 07:34:33 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Luke_Prowler on November 15, 2009, 08:03:25 pm
Time. That's the exact riddle from The Hobbit
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Emperor_Jonathan on November 15, 2009, 08:08:52 pm
Time. That's the exact riddle from The Hobbit

I love that book.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Luke_Prowler on November 15, 2009, 09:40:54 pm
a church
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: DaPatman on November 15, 2009, 09:44:29 pm
The beginning of termination, the end of the planet, but I can fit in a letter.
What am I?
The letter T.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Emperor_Jonathan on November 15, 2009, 09:50:43 pm
a church

Nope.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Akigagak on November 15, 2009, 09:58:25 pm
An opticians?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Phantom on November 15, 2009, 10:24:12 pm
Meh.

I am greater than god.
I am more evil than the devil.
The poor have it, the rich need it.
What am I?


A plane crashed.
Every single person died.
Who survived?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Diakron on November 15, 2009, 10:44:16 pm
dunno about the first

couples to the second


Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Phantom on November 15, 2009, 10:55:10 pm

Couples to the second.



Correct.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Jackrabbit on November 15, 2009, 10:56:49 pm
I am greater than god.
I am more evil than the devil.
The poor have it, the rich need it.
What am I?

Nothing?



[/quote]
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Phantom on November 15, 2009, 10:57:49 pm
Correct again.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Katsuun on November 15, 2009, 11:00:40 pm
How is nothing more evil than the devil?

I feed all life.
My power is almost timeless.
But I am not the food you eat.
Instead, I am their source.


Bit obvious, I think.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Phantom on November 15, 2009, 11:01:09 pm
Light?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Jackrabbit on November 15, 2009, 11:01:30 pm
I can't think of one. Hm. Wait a tick.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Katsuun on November 15, 2009, 11:02:48 pm
Light?

Off by a bit. Extremely close though.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Jackrabbit on November 15, 2009, 11:03:00 pm
Spoiler: after Phantom's (click to show/hide)

OBVIOUS ONE.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Phantom on November 15, 2009, 11:08:14 pm
I assume war.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Wimdit on November 15, 2009, 11:12:32 pm
Even easier one:

The lance of Zeus, the hammer of Thor,
Its jagged arc leaves men in awe.
The blackened clouds of heaven's vault
Are brightened by its silver bolt.

I feed all life.
My power is almost timeless.
But I am not the food you eat.
Instead, I am their source.

Bit obvious, I think.

The sun?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Emperor_Jonathan on November 15, 2009, 11:18:54 pm
Wimdit: LIGHTNING
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Katsuun on November 15, 2009, 11:22:14 pm
I feed all life.
My power is almost timeless.
But I am not the food you eat.
Instead, I am their source.

Bit obvious, I think.

The sun?

Yes.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Heron TSG on November 15, 2009, 11:27:44 pm
There is a house with four walls. In each wall there is a window. Each window looks south. What color is the bear outside?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Rashilul on November 15, 2009, 11:38:52 pm
There is a house with four walls. In each wall there is a window. Each window looks south. What color is the bear outside?
That one's too well known.

I have a body of wood, yet sinewy muscles and horns of great strength

What am I?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Luke_Prowler on November 15, 2009, 11:53:17 pm
thorn bush?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Phantom on November 15, 2009, 11:58:02 pm
Buffalo/Cow/Type of Large Land Animal.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Jackrabbit on November 16, 2009, 12:02:06 am
I assume war.

On second thoughts, I didn't provide much. It was rather botched. I'll elaborate.

I have provoked discussion throughout the ages. Many alterations on me have arisen, yet no one can agree on me. I am an excuse for the starting of wars, fights, slaughters and genocide since humanity first began to think that bashing people's heads open was a bit off.

There. It's pretty easy now, maybe too easy.

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Heron TSG on November 16, 2009, 12:11:06 am
Religion.

A tree doubled in height each year until it reached its maximum height over the course of ten years. How many years did it take for the tree to reach half its maximum height?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Jackrabbit on November 16, 2009, 12:11:56 am
Religion.

I really am bad at this. It's not that, or war, but it could just as easily be.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Rashilul on November 16, 2009, 12:25:24 am
thorn bush?
Buffalo/Cow/Type of Large Land Animal.

Nope.

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Emperor_Jonathan on November 16, 2009, 12:31:43 am
An opticians?

Wrong.

The answer to my riddle is one that I am sure that everyone here knows of. Some of you may go there almost everyday, everyone else - I'm sure - has been there at one time in their life.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Rashilul on November 16, 2009, 12:41:59 am
An opticians?

Wrong.

The answer to my riddle is one that I am sure that everyone here knows of. Some of you may go there almost everyday, everyone else - I'm sure - has been there at one time in their life.
Hmmmm
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: LeoLeonardoIII on November 16, 2009, 01:16:08 am
The house is on the center of the geographic north pole. The bear would most likely be white, either because it is a polar bear or because some other bear is there and is covered in snow.

But it could legitimately be any type of bear. As even a polar bear is rare at the geographic north pole.

Riddle: The roof of the house of knowledge.
Spoiler: Incorrect Answers (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: DaPatman on November 16, 2009, 06:46:19 am
Emperor_Jonathan: School?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Armok on November 16, 2009, 08:35:52 am
I am the engine of the century.
I am the mother of action.
I am the father of knowledge.
I am the core of all decisions.
I am atomic.
I am the only way to go back.
what am I?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Shades on November 16, 2009, 08:59:05 am
I am the engine of the century.
I am the mother of action.
I am the father of knowledge.
I am the core of all decisions.
I am atomic.
I am the only way to go back.
what am I?

Other than if it's something like the brain / mind I'm not sure on that one.

A tree doubled in height each year until it reached its maximum height over the course of ten years. How many years did it take for the tree to reach half its maximum height?

Not a riddle, but nine years.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Sonearage on November 16, 2009, 11:37:31 am
For some I go fast
for others I'm slow.
To most people, I'm an obsession
relying on me is a well practiced lesson.

What am I?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Shades on November 16, 2009, 11:47:33 am
For some I go fast
for others I'm slow.
To most people, I'm an obsession
relying on me is a well practiced lesson.

What am I?

Time?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Sonearage on November 16, 2009, 11:49:07 am
yep
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: DennyTom on November 16, 2009, 12:28:35 pm
Religion.

A tree doubled in height each year until it reached its maximum height over the course of ten years. How many years did it take for the tree to reach half its maximum height?

9
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: LeoLeonardoIII on November 16, 2009, 12:46:05 pm
Need strikeouts on the solved ones.

(Kind of an easy one)

Every 249 days half my brothers move away. What is our house made of?

Spoiler: correct answer! (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: DennyTom on November 16, 2009, 03:17:21 pm
Need strikeouts on the solved ones.

(Kind of an easy one)

Every 249 days half my brothers move away. What is our house made of?

EASY ONE? Kidding me. Ok. I think that your house is form Rhizophora mangle leaves or from YM715 in epiphyseal costa of some dog.

EDIT: It is from silver
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Emperor_Jonathan on November 16, 2009, 03:35:25 pm
Quote from: DaPatMan
Emperor_Jonathan: School?

Yes!
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: LeoLeonardoIII on November 16, 2009, 03:47:57 pm
No Emperor_Jonathan. Note that the spoiler tag held the title: Incorrect Answers. I will strikeout when it gets answered correctly.

Also, DING DING silver was correct. The halflife of silver is apparently 249 days.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Emperor_Jonathan on November 16, 2009, 03:58:58 pm
No Emperor_Jonathan. Note that the spoiler tag held the title: Incorrect Answers. I will strikeout when it gets answered correctly.

DO NOT TAKE CONTROL OF MY RIDDLES RRRRRRRAWR
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: LeoLeonardoIII on November 16, 2009, 04:14:11 pm
I was confused! I thought you were guess that for my riddle, etc.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: winner on November 16, 2009, 04:56:42 pm
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike
you must get out quickly or they will Will Ruin Your Life
blue little labels saying this are rife
growing growing growing until it's taken your wife

TVtropes.
correct
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Rashilul on November 16, 2009, 05:14:58 pm
Quote
Simple enough, this is a riddle thread.  Beat the previous riddle and you get to post your own.  Seeing how the engraving game got out of hand, please do not post more than one riddle at a time, and please do not post another riddle until the first one has been solved or has had its answer released.

Maybe we should follow the rules before this spirals into madness.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: LeoLeonardoIII on November 16, 2009, 06:46:04 pm
Madness?

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2656/4108661560_b09da5ab41_o.gif)

The problem with the OP rule is that a riddle may be quirky or difficult and kill the thread, or the riddle poster may not return to say whether the answer is right or not. This way we each have a riddle on the burner and people have a bunch to guess from.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Armok on November 17, 2009, 01:55:55 pm
why havn't anyone answered my ridle? I'm prety sure it's the only one that is actualy acording to the rules.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Shades on November 17, 2009, 02:16:09 pm
why havn't anyone answered my ridle? I'm prety sure it's the only one that is actualy acording to the rules.

I assume my guess was wrong?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Rashilul on November 17, 2009, 02:18:50 pm
why hasn't anyone answered my riddle? I'm pretty sure it's the only one that is actually according to the rules.
Oh god, my OCD!

But, yeah, you have to answer the people who guess.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: LeoLeonardoIII on November 17, 2009, 02:48:56 pm
Quote from: Armok
I am the engine of the century.
I am the mother of action.
I am the father of knowledge.
I am the core of all decisions.
I am atomic.
I am the only way to go back.
what am I?

I'm thinking nuclear reactor / nuclear energy. Maybe specifically nuclear fission.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Armok on November 17, 2009, 03:31:43 pm
All guesses so far are wrong.

Come on, I thought you peaple were nerds!
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: LeoLeonardoIII on November 17, 2009, 03:46:46 pm
Please don't tell me the answer is "a black forest chocolate cake sitting in the basement".
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Cthulhu on November 17, 2009, 04:43:47 pm
I don't know the answer, but I know it will be something very pretentious.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: LeoLeonardoIII on November 17, 2009, 04:51:33 pm
Like "the feelings of an old man as he contemplates that society changes in superficial ways but that basic human interactions remain, and that he wasted his youth grasping at these fleeting attempts by his generation to distinguish itself".
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Armok on November 17, 2009, 05:19:36 pm
shuld I just say it?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Jackrabbit on November 17, 2009, 05:26:29 pm
Looks like everyone's lost interest.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Rashilul on November 17, 2009, 06:18:20 pm
Yeah, nobody can even solve my extremely easy riddle.
Quote
I have a body of wood, yet sinewy muscles and horns of great strength

Hint: It was used in battle.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: LeoLeonardoIII on November 17, 2009, 06:55:46 pm
A bow? Crossbow?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Akigagak on November 17, 2009, 07:02:36 pm
Battering ram.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: LeoLeonardoIII on November 17, 2009, 07:25:13 pm
Ah! A ship!

Wooden body. Check.

Sinewy muscles: ropes.

Horns of great strength: various masts, yards, the prow, any ram portion, or possibly the oars.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Jackrabbit on November 17, 2009, 07:53:45 pm
Battering ram.

Head of a ram, check, wood, check, muscles of men used for it, check.

Or, a ballista, which used sinews to fire and sometimes had a rams head.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: LeoLeonardoIII on November 17, 2009, 08:01:05 pm
[RABBIT_LIKE]
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Jackrabbit on November 17, 2009, 08:02:36 pm
[SOLVE_RIDDLES: TRUE_ON_OCCASION]
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: dragnar on November 17, 2009, 09:17:16 pm
This thread needs a non-impossible riddle!

It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Akigagak on November 17, 2009, 09:19:31 pm
Time?
Silence?
Space?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Cthulhu on November 17, 2009, 09:23:26 pm
Silence?


A moth ate a word. To me it seemed, A marvelous thing when I learned the wonder
That a worm had swallowed, in darkness stolen, The song of man, his glorious sayings,
A great man's strength; and the thieving guest, Was no whit the wiser for the words it ate.

If I remember right, this is a Saxon riddle.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Rashilul on November 17, 2009, 09:38:22 pm
A bow? Crossbow?

Close enough.

I was going for composite bow.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: dragnar on November 17, 2009, 10:00:25 pm
Time?
Silence?
Space?
close, It's another riddle from The Hobbit if that helps.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Rashilul on November 17, 2009, 10:05:30 pm
A moth ate a word. To me it seemed, A marvelous thing when I learned the wonder
That a worm had swallowed, in darkness stolen, The song of man, his glorious sayings,
A great man's strength; and the thieving guest, Was no whit the wiser for the words it ate.

If I remember right, this is a Saxon riddle.

Ooh, I know that one. Not gonna say what it is, though.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Kerikath on November 17, 2009, 10:24:20 pm
Quote
A moth ate a word. To me it seemed, A marvelous thing when I learned the wonder
That a worm had swallowed, in darkness stolen, The song of man, his glorious sayings,
A great man's strength; and the thieving guest, Was no whit the wiser for the words it ate.

That's not really a riddle, it's not asking a question. But I think I know what's going on: A moth is eating an ancient book containing tales of previous epic deeds.

See the painting
Now don't
I'll take all your tapestries,
Your drawings,
Your topiaries,
and all manner of artwork
Don't call me a thief
I'm not greedy,
just a victim of my own nature
I wish I could stop,
For I produce the materials for my destruction
What am I?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Heron TSG on November 17, 2009, 10:39:11 pm
riddle from The Hobbit
Dark.

See the painting
Now don't
I'll take all your tapestries,
Your drawings,
Your topiaries,
and all manner of artwork
Don't call me a thief
I'm not greedy,
just a victim of my own nature
I wish I could stop,
For I produce the materials for my destruction
What am I?
Entropy!
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Kerikath on November 17, 2009, 11:06:56 pm
Quote
Entropy!

A good guess, but not quite the right one. Entropy doesn't create anything.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Rashilul on November 17, 2009, 11:11:42 pm
Quote
rid·dle 2  (rdl)
n.
1. A question or statement requiring thought to answer or understand; a conundrum.
2. One that is perplexing; an enigma.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Heron TSG on November 17, 2009, 11:39:46 pm
A Museum, of course! *facepalm*

I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Kagus on November 18, 2009, 03:02:45 am
A Museum, of course! *facepalm*

I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?

First thing that comes to mind is a mouth.  But then again, I spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about mouths.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Luke_Prowler on November 18, 2009, 04:34:01 am
A Museum, of course! *facepalm*

I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?

First thing that comes to mind is a mouth.  But then again, I spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about mouths.
No comment...
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Heron TSG on November 18, 2009, 09:10:42 am
Close, but mouths can't run.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Akigagak on November 18, 2009, 09:12:58 am
Nose.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Heron TSG on November 18, 2009, 09:19:43 am
Correct!

If a man carried my burden,
He would break his back.
I am not rich,
But I leave silver in my track.
What am I?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Akigagak on November 18, 2009, 09:23:03 am
A Snail.

Snails carry their homes, if we tried we'd be crushed.
Their slime glistens.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: LeoLeonardoIII on November 18, 2009, 11:40:39 am
Quote from: Kerikath
See the painting
Now don't
I'll take all your tapestries,
Your drawings,
Your topiaries,
and all manner of artwork
Don't call me a thief
I'm not greedy,
just a victim of my own nature
I wish I could stop,
For I produce the materials for my destruction
What am I?

Fire
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Armok on November 18, 2009, 01:07:38 pm
Answere to my riddle:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Jackrabbit on November 18, 2009, 05:13:32 pm
Answere to my riddle:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Yeah, see, we're not that smart. Stop overestimating us, I have no idea what that is.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: LeoLeonardoIII on November 18, 2009, 06:37:28 pm
The answer is just too specialized. I mean, if this were a forum for a programming language I'd expect that sort of thing.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Xzalander on November 18, 2009, 08:16:22 pm
Riddle: Although my cow is dead, I still beat her and what a racket she makes.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Heron TSG on November 18, 2009, 09:05:10 pm
A Snail.
Correct!

@Xzalander: Cowgut-turned-tennis racket!
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: LeoLeonardoIII on November 19, 2009, 01:41:21 am
Quote from: Xzalander
Riddle: Although my cow is dead, I still beat her and what a racket she makes.

a drum
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Shades on November 19, 2009, 03:30:00 am
Answere to my riddle:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Okay so I can see how mother of action could just about work, but engine of the century and father of knowledge?

Also they aren't the only way to go back in most machine languages. I don't get how that could be the answer at all, would you mind elaborating for me?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Luke_Prowler on November 19, 2009, 03:58:54 pm
Riddle me this, Batman:

A golden treasure lays inside
I have no doors or windows to enter with
but bandits always steal the treasure away.
What am I?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Sonearage on November 19, 2009, 04:06:53 pm
egg?

The wetter I get the quicker it drys
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Luke_Prowler on November 19, 2009, 04:13:37 pm
Correct.

What's black and white and bounces?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: LeoLeonardoIII on November 19, 2009, 04:26:02 pm
Quote from: Sonearage
The wetter I get the quicker it drys

Mop?
Sponge?
(Dishrag?)

Quote from: Luke_Prowler
Correct.

What's black and white and bounces?

A_Fey_Dwarf's checks? (This was a bad joke because the economy is not doing too well and his finances may in fact be strained and I am sorry)
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Luke_Prowler on November 19, 2009, 05:02:14 pm
No.

I think Sonearage's is cement.
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Dr. Johbson on November 19, 2009, 05:09:42 pm
Towel. Old, old riddle. Although it's, the wetter I am, the dryer you are.  :P Just to be the know-it-all I am.

Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Cthulhu on November 19, 2009, 06:01:10 pm
What doesn't move but always turns?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: LeoLeonardoIII on November 19, 2009, 06:17:18 pm
A paralyzed Cleric :P
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Luke_Prowler on November 19, 2009, 06:20:12 pm
Your stomach after bad sushi?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Rashilul on November 19, 2009, 06:23:26 pm
Black hole?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: LeoLeonardoIII on November 19, 2009, 07:50:02 pm
Cheese when you leave it out in the sun
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: Akigagak on November 19, 2009, 07:55:00 pm
The wheel of time?
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: dragnar on November 19, 2009, 08:09:12 pm
The wheel of time?
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Why must you remind me of that series? One more book to go, and it will never be released..
Title: Re: Riddle me this...
Post by: DaPatman on November 19, 2009, 08:38:31 pm
What's black and white and bounces?

A zebra on a trampoline.
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Post by: Dakk on November 19, 2009, 08:49:35 pm
What's black and white and bounces?

A zebra on a trampoline.

A disney movie's cast, on a trampoline.
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Post by: Phantom on November 19, 2009, 08:51:46 pm
What's black and white and bounces?

A zebra on a trampoline.

A disney movie's cast, on a trampoline.
A Yin And Yang symbol on a ball.
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Post by: Heron TSG on November 19, 2009, 09:06:01 pm
What's black and white and bounces?

A zebra on a trampoline.

A disney movie's cast, on a trampoline.
A Yin And Yang symbol on a ball.
Monochrome bouncy quote pyramids?
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Post by: Luke_Prowler on November 19, 2009, 09:42:38 pm
keep guessing
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Post by: Cthulhu on November 19, 2009, 10:12:43 pm
Cheese when you leave it out in the sun

Milk.  Close enough.
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Post by: LeoLeonardoIII on November 20, 2009, 02:04:53 am
That was meant to be a funny guess :P
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Post by: Siquo on November 20, 2009, 09:16:31 am
It would be the answer to "What runs and doesn't move"

Always high
Many tears I cry
On air I lie
Until the end is nigh
floating ever by
And sinners I fry.


Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Post by: S.K. Ren on November 20, 2009, 10:09:13 am

Always high
Many tears I cry
On air I lie
Until the end is nigh
floating ever by
And sinners I fry.

A cloud? More specifically a cloud from a lightning storm.
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Post by: Siquo on November 20, 2009, 10:28:00 am
Correct. Damn, I need to make them harder.

Hard ones that are still guessable are hard to make...
Another easy one, then :)

A quadruped that cannot run,
Has no head,no tail, no fun.
Cannot beseated,
But can betreated,
As if thiswere a pun.
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Post by: Cthulhu on November 20, 2009, 11:00:22 am
Sawhorse
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Post by: Sonearage on November 20, 2009, 11:39:21 am
yeah, it's a towel
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Post by: LeoLeonardoIII on November 20, 2009, 11:43:02 am
A warning to all
You can see and smell.
But no matter how hard you cry
You'll never get back your precious things.
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Post by: Siquo on November 20, 2009, 04:03:20 pm
Sawhorse
Nope.
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Post by: LeoLeonardoIII on November 20, 2009, 04:50:04 pm
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Quote from: Cthulhu
Sawhorse
Nope.

Really? I stopped thinking about that one because I was sure that was the answer :P
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Post by: DennyTom on November 20, 2009, 05:52:34 pm
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Quote from: Cthulhu
Sawhorse
Nope.

Really? I stopped thinking about that one because I was sure that was the answer :P

A bed?
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Post by: Siquo on November 20, 2009, 06:07:22 pm
Quote from: Siquo
Quote from: Cthulhu
Sawhorse
Nope.

Really? I stopped thinking about that one because I was sure that was the answer :P

A bed?

Nope. The "pun"-line was a major hint.
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Post by: Heron TSG on November 20, 2009, 10:11:01 pm
A wooden chair of the Pundi Era? It can be 'treated' with varnish, no?
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Post by: Siquo on November 21, 2009, 10:46:37 am
Last hint: quote the riddle. There's a quote button near the message.
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Post by: Akigagak on November 21, 2009, 12:22:41 pm
Ha, table. Nice.
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Post by: Siquo on November 22, 2009, 07:48:47 am
And correct, well done.