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Title: RTD-Don't push the button - Infinite Storeroom and crazy weapons
Post by: fillipk on July 10, 2015, 01:07:51 am
Typical roll to dodge intro.  You guys post an action and bold it.. I role to see how it goes over.
1-Super fail
2-Fail
3-Partial success
4-Success
5-Super Success
6-Overshoot

and now that that's out of the way

You awake in a room, sitting in a chair, padded but not too much.  You spy others in a similar situation.  The room is dimly lit, there is a door off in the corner, but there are no windows.  You can not tell the time, month, day or year.  You do not know if you are above ground or below, you do not know why you are here.  In front of you, in the center of the room, is a small table with a button on it.  You have no memories save 2, your name, and a crisp male voice warning you not to press the button.

((So to join post a character sheet with your name and a physical description including the clothes you are wearing, you do not have a watch, or anything in your pockets.))
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button
Post by: Generally me on July 10, 2015, 01:40:25 am
Name: John Average
Description: Average height. Average weight. Average eyebrows over his brown eyes. Average brown hair stylised into a very average haircut.

Go find the nearest person and talk to them about my job as an accountant.
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button
Post by: DoctorMcTaalik on July 10, 2015, 02:01:18 am
Quote from: Generally me on July 10, 2015, 01:40:25 am
Name: John Average
Description: Average height. Average weight. Average eyebrows over his brown eyes. Average brown hair stylised into a very average haircut.

Go find the nearest person and talk to them about my job as an accountant.
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((You didn't describe clothes. I'm going to assume this was intentional.))

Name: Charles "Pesky" Delaware
Description: A middle aged man dressed in mismatched, patchy clothes which don't quite fit right. His hair is a suspiciously bright red, and he's got something white smeared all over his face. His mouth is encircled with a mess of red paint, though he isn't smiling. A polka dot tie hangs loosely around his neck.

His disheveled overalls are mottled with what you hope are ketchup stains.

Talk to the other guy about his job as an accountant. Also, ask him why's he's naked.
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button
Post by: Andres on July 10, 2015, 02:18:36 am
Name: Jack
Description: White male with brown hair and brown eyes

Go Super Saiyan.
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button
Post by: Magnumcannon on July 10, 2015, 02:23:09 am
Name: Gunnar
Description: Pale and strong male with long hair and a ludicrously long beard. Wears a T-Shirt, Cargo pants and has no shoes.

Go beserk and break the door
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button
Post by: fillipk on July 10, 2015, 04:49:33 pm
Quote from: Generally me on July 10, 2015, 01:40:25 am
Name: John Average
Description: Average height. Average weight. Average eyebrows over his brown eyes. Average brown hair stylised into a very average haircut.

Go find the nearest person and talk to them about my job as an accountant.

3 - you stand up and walk over the guy in patchy clothes, you introduce yourself as John, but you can't remember anything else, He introduces himself as Charles "Pesky" Delaware and then asks why you have no clothes on.  You look down and are embarrassed to see its true, Charles offers you his clothes, or some of them, but you spot a pile of clothes off in the left corner that seems familiar to you.  (describe your clothes)

Quote from: DoctorMcTaalik on July 10, 2015, 02:01:18 am
Quote from: Generally me on July 10, 2015, 01:40:25 am
Name: John Average
Description: Average height. Average weight. Average eyebrows over his brown eyes. Average brown hair stylised into a very average haircut.

Go find the nearest person and talk to them about my job as an accountant.
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((You didn't describe clothes. I'm going to assume this was intentional.))

Name: Charles "Pesky" Delaware
Description: A middle aged man dressed in mismatched, patchy clothes which don't quite fit right. His hair is a suspiciously bright red, and he's got something white smeared all over his face. His mouth is encircled with a mess of red paint, though he isn't smiling. A polka dot tie hangs loosely around his neck.

His disheveled overalls are mottled with what you hope are ketchup stains.

Talk to the other guy about his job as an accountant. Also, ask him why's he's naked.


6 - You find out his name is John, and then you introduce yourself.  The conversation gets awkward for a couple of seconds then you quickly ask why he has no clothes and you offer him some of yours, be cause 2 half naked men is better then one fully clothed and one without any.  He ignores your offer, and instead notices something in the left corner of the room.

Quote from: Andres on July 10, 2015, 02:18:36 am
Name: Jack
Description: White male with brown hair and brown eyes

Go Super Saiyan.

5 - you go completely Super Saiyan but since you aren't a Saiyan you just stand up and shout out, people don't really notice you and the fact that your nude because their all busy with their own stuff.  You notice some clothes underneath your seat that are extremely familiar. (Describe your clothes)

Quote from: Magnumcannon on July 10, 2015, 02:23:09 am
Name: Gunnar
Description: Pale and strong male with long hair and a ludicrously long beard. Wears a T-Shirt, Cargo pants and has no shoes.

Go beserk and break the door


5 - You get angrier, and angrier at not knowing where you are, you spy a door and decide that you are busting out.  With one punch you blow the door off it's hinges and into the corridor behind it where it slams into a stone statue with an axe. "Shame, the door was unlocked, I mean we haven't even begin and your already breaking stuff, that's really going to cost us you know, we aren't made of Karma." a crisp female voice with a hint of exasperation is heard through out the room. ----(Gunnar has figured out he is inhumanly strong)----

"Well since it seems like you are all awake, your memories were wiped and you were brought here to be part of an experiment, all you have to do is push the button on the table in the center of the room.  You are free to leave whenever you want of course, we can't stop you, but I would only exit this room if you can survive being in multiple pieces.  So go ahead, push the button."
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button
Post by: Magnumcannon on July 10, 2015, 04:59:38 pm
Push the button and take cover in fetal position
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button
Post by: Coolrune206 on July 10, 2015, 05:02:55 pm
Name: Felicia
Gender: Female

Description: Wears simple clothes, no pockets. Stands just above average height, brown hair and blue eyes. Her long hair is held in a ponytail by her green band.

Huddle up in the corner. Assume a fetal position.

"Why are you pressing the button? I feel that's a bad idea. We shouldn't do that thing. We should never do that thing!"
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - don't do it
Post by: Magnumcannon on July 10, 2015, 05:07:22 pm
It is that or to get mauled by what's outside. And the button is pretty shiny too!
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - don't do it
Post by: Coolrune206 on July 10, 2015, 06:35:01 pm
"I'm not going to stop you. I'm not even going to try. I'm just going to ask you not to. I think I remember.... something about not pressing the button. They said they wiped our memories. Maybe we've done this test before, and every time we've pressed the button and lost. Maybe the test is to stay in this room and resist the temptation to push the button. They want to see how long we can last. Just... just don't push it."
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - don't do it
Post by: fillipk on July 10, 2015, 06:49:16 pm
"I like that idea, but no that's not the test, so go ahead, push the button, it's okay.
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - don't do it
Post by: Magnumcannon on July 10, 2015, 06:54:44 pm
Push it
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - don't do it
Post by: Coolrune206 on July 10, 2015, 07:27:31 pm
"Do not push the button." Felicia stated, coolly but firmly.
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - don't do it
Post by: Magnumcannon on July 10, 2015, 07:28:46 pm
Push it anyway so something interesting happens
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - don't do it
Post by: DoctorMcTaalik on July 10, 2015, 07:58:08 pm
Stop the guy from pushing the button.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - don't do it
Post by: wipeout1024 on July 10, 2015, 08:29:19 pm
Name: Susan
Gender: Female
Description: A pudgy african-american woman, with her dark brown hair in a ponytail. She's wearing a t-shirt and jeans, and she is also wearing slippers.
Plead with the man not to press the button.
"Please don't press the button. I want to liveee!"
She then starts crying.
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - don't do it
Post by: Shaporia on July 10, 2015, 09:44:38 pm
Name: Bob Joe
Gender: Male
Description: Average guy with brown hair, wears only a vaguely defined hat and some pants.
"Don't push the button!" Swat the button pusher's hand away.
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button
Post by: fillipk on July 11, 2015, 06:02:25 pm
(Before you look down I swear these numbers were random chance.)
Quote from: Magnumcannon on July 10, 2015, 04:59:38 pm
Push the button and take cover in fetal position

5 - You push the shiny red button and then cower underneath a chair in a fetal position protecting the vulnerable areas of your body.  You notice the table lower down into the floor and the floor slide shut. An automated voice says, "Thank you for pressing the button and willingly executing yourselves.  Per the laws of the multidimensional government, because you have willingly executed your selves no reparations need to be made to your family.  Enjoy the next 20 minutes of your life."  A loud rumbling is heard as the 20ft high ceiling slowly starts to lower at about a foot per minute.

Quote from: Coolrune206 on July 10, 2015, 05:02:55 pm
Name: Felicia
Gender: Female

Description: Wears simple clothes, no pockets. Stands just above average height, brown hair and blue eyes. Her long hair is held in a ponytail by her green band.

Huddle up in the corner. Assume a fetal position.

"Why are you pressing the button? I feel that's a bad idea. We shouldn't do that thing. We should never do that thing!"

1 - Your are paralyzed by fear at the situation you are in, and then the voice and the ceiling, oh why did he have to hit that button.  All you can do is stand there frozen by fear watching the events unfold  -----(Felicia freezes up when afraid)-----  ((So I should clarify, throughout the RTD you will your positive and negative traits and they will affect actions in the future.  You cant go trying crazy stuff that will fail automatically, its more like powers as the plot demands.))

Quote from: DoctorMcTaalik on July 10, 2015, 07:58:08 pm
Stop the guy from pushing the button.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

1 - You mistimed your swing and instead of stopping Gunner from pressing the button you press it down with him

Quote from: wipeout1024 on July 10, 2015, 08:29:19 pm
Name: Susan
Gender: Female
Description: A pudgy african-american woman, with her dark brown hair in a ponytail. She's wearing a t-shirt and jeans, and she is also wearing slippers.
Plead with the man not to press the button.
"Please don't press the button. I want to liveee!"
She then starts crying.

2 - You can't find the words to plead with the man who pressed the button, you start crying when the automated voice informs you of your doom though

Quote from: Shaporia on July 10, 2015, 09:44:38 pm
Name: Bob Joe
Gender: Male
Description: Average guy with brown hair, wears only a vaguely defined hat and some pants.
"Don't push the button!" Swat the button pusher's hand away.

1 - You are a bit out of it and when you take a step forward you trip and slam your hand down on the button with the other two

5 minutes go by as the ceiling continues to lower and there doesn't seem to be any way out, except through the door.  Then there is and explosion and a section of the wall where the door is falls inwards.  A short humanoid with white Einstein hair and a white beard and a curly mustache stand in the newly created hole.  "No time to explain, come with me if you want to live."

((OOC note whoever doesn't leave the room during this action dies, unless someone is nice enough to pull you to safety you will have to create a new character.  I will give ample time to allow people to post.  This doesn't mean you can't join though.))
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - don't do it
Post by: Magnumcannon on July 11, 2015, 06:05:42 pm
Go with the Dr.Willy wannabe
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - don't do it
Post by: Coolrune206 on July 11, 2015, 06:14:19 pm
Felicia remains paralyzed with fear, unable to do anything but stare as the ceiling comes down towards her, slowly bringing her to doom.

"Oh my god.... oh my god.... oh my god.... please.... help me...."
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - don't do it
Post by: Magnumcannon on July 11, 2015, 06:17:04 pm
Uhh...well, i was the one to fuck it up, so i will be the one to...unfuck it up? Oh, i'm horrible at comedy.

Feel like a douche and carry Felicia with you
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - don't do it
Post by: Shaporia on July 11, 2015, 06:42:24 pm
Tackle some random guy who isn't moving out of the room! If that fails, just get up and run out. New action!
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - don't do it
Post by: wipeout1024 on July 11, 2015, 06:55:36 pm
Susan sees the man with the Einstein hair and goes with him.
Go with him.
"Thank you! Thank you so much! I thought I was going to die!"
She then starts tearing up, yet again. She tries to hold it in, though.
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Welp they went and pushed the button
Post by: Andres on July 11, 2015, 08:50:52 pm
Put clothes on and go. Examine clothes.
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Welp they went and pushed the button
Post by: Megggas on July 11, 2015, 08:51:54 pm
Name: Mr. Expo Sable
Description: Male. 6'1''. 224 lbs. Caucasian.  Blue eyes.  Blond hair. Wearing a yellow jumpsuit.  Has an Orange Traffic Cone on his head.

"Have no fear everyone!  I'll save all of us!"

Stand in the room with the collapsing ceiling and hold my hands up in an attempt to stop the collapsing ceiling.
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Welp they went and pushed the button
Post by: Shaporia on July 11, 2015, 08:52:36 pm
Quote from: Megggas on July 11, 2015, 08:51:54 pm
Name: Mr. Expo Sable
Description: Male. 6'1''. 224 lbs. Caucasian.  Blue eyes.  Blond hair. Wearing a yellow jumpsuit.  Has an Orange Traffic Cone on his head.

"Have no fear everyone!  I'll save all of us!"

Stand in the room with the collapsing ceiling and hold my hands up in an attempt to stop the collapsing ceiling.
Assist
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Welp they went and pushed the button
Post by: DoctorMcTaalik on July 11, 2015, 09:38:17 pm
Follow scientist guy.
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Welp they went and pushed the button
Post by: fillipk on July 11, 2015, 10:22:30 pm
Quote from: Andres on July 11, 2015, 08:50:52 pm
Put clothes on and go. Examine clothes.

((Describe your own clothes please.))
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Welp they went and pushed the button
Post by: Megggas on July 12, 2015, 08:51:21 pm
Quote from: fillipk on July 11, 2015, 10:22:30 pm
Quote from: Andres on July 11, 2015, 08:50:52 pm
Put clothes on and go. Examine clothes.

((Describe your own clothes please.))

Mr. Sable turns his head to Jack and sees him trying to wear this (http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2013618/rs_293x503-130718155250-634.tatum3.ls.71813.jpg).

(Feel free to correct me, Andres  :P)
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Welp they went and pushed the button
Post by: Generally me on July 13, 2015, 09:05:57 am
My clothes are obviously, an average pink thong barely covering my privates. Follow Einstein guy.
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Welp they went and pushed the button
Post by: fillipk on July 13, 2015, 11:33:28 am
Quote from: Coolrune206 on July 11, 2015, 06:14:19 pm
Felicia remains paralyzed with fear, unable to do anything but stare as the ceiling comes down towards her, slowly bringing her to doom.

"Oh my god.... oh my god.... oh my god.... please.... help me...."

3 - you remain paralyzed with fear and unable to do anything but watch as the celling slowly lowers down at you, until Gunner picks you up and carry's you out of the room through the new entrance that doesn't include a statue that wants to murder you.

Quote from: Magnumcannon on July 11, 2015, 06:17:04 pm
Uhh...well, i was the one to fuck it up, so i will be the one to...unfuck it up? Oh, i'm horrible at comedy.

Feel like a douche and carry Felicia with you

5 - You go with the short humanoid carrying Felicia with you.

Quote from: wipeout1024 on July 11, 2015, 06:55:36 pm
Susan sees the man with the Einstein hair and goes with him.
Go with him.
"Thank you! Thank you so much! I thought I was going to die!"
She then starts tearing up, yet again. She tries to hold it in, though.

irrelevant - You go with the Einstein haired person out of the room

Quote from: Andres on July 11, 2015, 08:50:52 pm
Put clothes on and go. Examine clothes.

1 - you put on your clothes but it takes so long that the ceiling is just 6 inches above your head, you then hurriedly run out of the room barely making it before you are crushed

Quote from: Megggas on July 11, 2015, 08:51:54 pm
Name: Mr. Expo Sable
Description: Male. 6'1''. 224 lbs. Caucasian.  Blue eyes.  Blond hair. Wearing a yellow jumpsuit.  Has an Orange Traffic Cone on his head.

"Have no fear everyone!  I'll save all of us!"

Stand in the room with the collapsing ceiling and hold my hands up in an attempt to stop the collapsing ceiling.

1 - You hold up your hands to stop the ceiling but before you can show off how strong you are you are grabbed and carried to the escape hole.

Quote from: Shaporia on July 11, 2015, 08:52:36 pm
Quote from: Megggas on July 11, 2015, 08:51:54 pm
Name: Mr. Expo Sable
Description: Male. 6'1''. 224 lbs. Caucasian.  Blue eyes.  Blond hair. Wearing a yellow jumpsuit.  Has an Orange Traffic Cone on his head.

"Have no fear everyone!  I'll save all of us!"

Stand in the room with the collapsing ceiling and hold my hands up in an attempt to stop the collapsing ceiling.
Assist

5 - as soon as the ceiling touches your hands you realizes that this is a stupid idea and you are able to grab the other foolish person and make it to the escape hole.

Quote from: DoctorMcTaalik on July 11, 2015, 09:38:17 pm
Follow scientist guy.

irrelevant - you follow scientist guy out of the room

Quote from: Generally me on July 13, 2015, 09:05:57 am
My clothes are obviously, an average pink thong barely covering my privates. Follow Einstein guy.

irrelevant - the scientist guy seems unfazed by your choice in clothing as you exit the room.

"Looks like everybody made it." He then notices Felicia freaking out and slaps her which seems to calm her down, "Their probably going to come looking for you once they realize that there's no blood for them to clean so we should go, now."  He waves his hand and the hole in the wall vanishes.  The unidentified person then proceeds to walk down the tunnel, which looks very precise and well made.  Once your group exits the tunnel he turns around, waves his hands and the tunnel disappears.  The wall that used to contain the tunnel shows no signs of there every being a tunnel.  "This is where I leave you fine adventurers, there's a storeroom with stuff down the hall to the left, its unlocked and you should gear yourselves up there.  After that your on your own, weather you want to escape or take revenge its up to you, well tallyho."  The mysterious creature then walks of down the right side tunnel, you loose sight of him after a couple of feet.
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Welp they went and pushed the button
Post by: Coolrune206 on July 13, 2015, 11:48:45 am
"Well. I think when they go to look for the blood they'll see the giant gaping hole in the wall. Also, where are YOU going? Hey, come back here!"


Follow him
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Welp they went and pushed the button
Post by: Megggas on July 13, 2015, 12:15:41 pm
"I don't trust the guy who saved us.  This could be a trap, so I'll make sure it's safe!"
Rush over into the store room, and lock it from the inside.  Then begin sloppily dissembling all the items in the room.

"Yep, can't be too careful! All this stuff could be rigged with explosives, so I'll risk my life to protect us all!" Expo says all this with a proud heroic grin on his face.
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Welp they went and pushed the button
Post by: Magnumcannon on July 13, 2015, 12:21:01 pm
Enter carefully the store room and look for something useful, specially weapons.
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Welp they went and pushed the button
Post by: Coolrune206 on July 13, 2015, 12:51:21 pm
"Hmm.... how are we going to block up this hole? Once the people come into the room they'll see the hole and follow us right away. Also, while you guys do that, I'm going to go follow that creature."
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Welp they went and pushed the button
Post by: DoctorMcTaalik on July 13, 2015, 01:02:19 pm
Stop the guy from locking himself in the storeroom.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Welp they went and pushed the button
Post by: Shaporia on July 13, 2015, 01:18:02 pm
Knock on the store room door, grumbling
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Welp they went and pushed the button
Post by: wipeout1024 on July 13, 2015, 05:59:26 pm
Susan takes a deep breath, before shouting at the man trying to lock himself in the storeroom.
"I am not going to, I will not die just because some guy with a hero complex is going to kill us all."
Shout at Expo Sable.
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Welp they went and pushed the button
Post by: Andres on July 13, 2015, 06:39:44 pm
Superman costume.

Go to the storeroom.
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Welp they went and pushed the button
Post by: Megggas on July 14, 2015, 07:15:19 pm
(Heh, back when I made Expo, I figured he would die a horrible death by crushing and then I would create a serious character.  Oh well, have fun with my lunatic  :P)
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Welp they went and pushed the button
Post by: fillipk on July 15, 2015, 11:26:15 am
Quote from: Coolrune206 on July 13, 2015, 11:48:45 am
"Well. I think when they go to look for the blood they'll see the giant gaping hole in the wall. Also, where are YOU going? Hey, come back here!"


Follow him

1 - you follow him around corner after corner after corner, and then you lose him, and you have no idea where you are, curse all the twisty passages being alike.  But then you hear a knock, and a shout and a crash, and you think you can locate the sound.

Quote from: Megggas on July 13, 2015, 12:15:41 pm
"I don't trust the guy who saved us.  This could be a trap, so I'll make sure it's safe!"
Rush over into the store room, and lock it from the inside.  Then begin sloppily dissembling all the items in the room.

"Yep, can't be too careful! All this stuff could be rigged with explosives, so I'll risk my life to protect us all!" Expo says all this with a proud heroic grin on his face.

5 - You enter the storeroom, lock the door and start disassembling stuff, because it is in danger of exploding, but its a big storeroom, and the robots follow you and repair stuff, so good luck getting all of it. 

Quote from: Magnumcannon on July 13, 2015, 12:21:01 pm
Enter carefully the store room and look for something useful, specially weapons.

3 - You start to walk to the door but then the crazy person rushes past you and locks himself in, so you decide to take the door off at its hinges.  Well you took the hinges off the door but now there is a big heavy piece of metal in the way.

Quote from: DoctorMcTaalik on July 13, 2015, 01:02:19 pm
Stop the guy from locking himself in the storeroom.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

2 - You try to trip the crazy guy before he locks himself in the storeroom but you miss

Quote from: Shaporia on July 13, 2015, 01:18:02 pm
Knock on the store room door, grumbling

6 - You knock on the door, pretty loudly, and your knock echoes down the hall but hey the door fell over and you can enter the storeroom.

Quote from: wipeout1024 on July 13, 2015, 05:59:26 pm
Susan takes a deep breath, before shouting at the man trying to lock himself in the storeroom.
"I am not going to, I will not die just because some guy with a hero complex is going to kill us all."
Shout at Expo Sable.

6 - You shout at Expo, loudly, louder then the knock and it echoes down the hallways but then you stop as the door falls forward with a loud crash.

Quote from: Andres on July 13, 2015, 06:39:44 pm
Superman costume.

Go to the storeroom.

4 - You go to the storeroom door which is locked but then there is no door anymore so you step inside.  The storeroom is huge, you can't see to the far end of it, in any direction except the one you entered in, You spot Expo disassembling stuff and a couple robots reassembling stuff after he leaves it.  A robot with runes carved on it walks up to you and asks, "What would you like?"
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Welp they went and pushed the button
Post by: Coolrune206 on July 15, 2015, 11:46:44 am
"I don't want to get any more lost... but I guess I can follow that sound."

Follow the noise back to the store-room.
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Welp they went and pushed the button
Post by: Shaporia on July 15, 2015, 03:10:53 pm
"I would like a pole-arm! A pole with a mannequin arm, mind you. Not those silly weapons people go on about.."
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Welp they went and pushed the button
Post by: wipeout1024 on July 15, 2015, 04:42:48 pm
"I would like a golf club, like a hybrid, not a putter."
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Welp they went and pushed the button
Post by: Magnumcannon on July 15, 2015, 05:35:07 pm
An AK-74, the Russian assault rifle, and some ammo for it.
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Infinite Storeroom and crazy weapons
Post by: fillipk on July 15, 2015, 07:00:07 pm
"Okay, will that be all, we do have everything."
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Infinite Storeroom and crazy weapons
Post by: DoctorMcTaalik on July 15, 2015, 08:17:05 pm
Pesky pokes his head around the corner.

"I'd like one of everything, preferably in a nondescript brown paper bag. Trash bag will do as well."
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Infinite Storeroom and crazy weapons
Post by: fillipk on July 15, 2015, 08:54:32 pm
"I'm sorry, while we have everything there is a limit, but its only what you can carry, can you carry an infinite amount of trash bags?"
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Infinite Storeroom and crazy weapons
Post by: Magnumcannon on July 15, 2015, 11:22:01 pm
Well, if you have everything, i want a completely obedient tame Jaguar that obeys to every command i give
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Infinite Storeroom and crazy weapons
Post by: Megggas on July 16, 2015, 12:00:49 am
After seeing the robots at work, Expo's eyes sparkle with fascination.  He quickly forgets what he was doing and approaches the robot with the runes, yelling with excitement.

"Wow! A real robot!  And you can make anything?  That's incredible!"

Expo leans in uncomfortably close to the robot, whispering to it:

"I know what I want...." Expo starts breathing heavily. "....You..."

Expo then jumps back and yells:

"Become my sidekick, Mr. Robot!"

Expo demands that Runed Robot join him on adventure.
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Infinite Storeroom and crazy weapons
Post by: Coolrune206 on July 16, 2015, 07:44:15 am
((I can't wait to get there. I want an apache, a giant killer robot, a sentient car, a dark matter assault rifle, and a short-range-teleportation-backpack. Oh, and a small nuclear bomb. Never know when you'll need one!))
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Infinite Storeroom and crazy weapons
Post by: DoctorMcTaalik on July 16, 2015, 09:39:43 am
"Gimme some form of tranquilizer gun, preferably a pistol or small rifle. The syringe rounds should be potent enough to take down a rhinoceros. And an automatic pistol.

I want a hip bag with extra rounds for the guns, a bulletproof vest, a gas mask, and a sturdy backpack. Throw some rope, a serrated switchblade, a lighter, a flask of gasoline, and some granola bars in there.

Also, do you have bees? No, ants. I want some tweezers, some thick gloves, and a jar full of ants. The big, venomous, sting-y kind that eat children alive in Third World countries. Flightless hornets on crack. And maybe a scorpion too, but not in the same jar. Pretty please."

Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Infinite Storeroom and crazy weapons
Post by: fillipk on July 17, 2015, 12:48:19 pm
Quote from: Coolrune206 on July 15, 2015, 11:46:44 am
"I don't want to get any more lost... but I guess I can follow that sound."

Follow the noise back to the store-room.

1 - You can't seem to determine where the noise came from since it echoed all around you so you pick a random direction and start walking, and get even more lost, you see a computer terminal off to the side.

Quote from: Shaporia on July 15, 2015, 03:10:53 pm
"I would like a pole-arm! A pole with a mannequin arm, mind you. Not those silly weapons people go on about.."

3 - The runed golem concentrates for a moment and then a robot comes around with a pole, a mannequin arm and some black tape.  "I'm sorry you will have to assemble it yourself."

Quote from: wipeout1024 on July 15, 2015, 04:42:48 pm
"I would like a golf club, like a hybrid, not a putter."

5 - The robots come a round and bring you what appears to be an antique golf club, a driver, "If you say fore then the name of a specific golf club the club you are holding will change to that type." ---(Susan knows a lot about golf)---

Quote from: Magnumcannon on July 15, 2015, 05:35:07 pm
An AK-74, the Russian assault rifle, and some ammo for it.
Quote from: Magnumcannon on July 15, 2015, 11:22:01 pm
Well, if you have everything, i want a completely obedient tame Jaguar that obeys to every command i give

5 - The robots bring you an AK-74, and some ammo for it, and then they bring you what appears to be a jagar, but with armor and sharper claws, "There is your gun, as for the jaguar, I hope you don't mind the nanosteel armor or thhe adamantium claws we included, It is tame." ---(Gunner knows how to shoot and take care of guns)---

Quote from: Megggas on July 16, 2015, 12:00:49 am

~snip~


Expo demands that Runed Robot join him on adventure.

6 - The runed golem calls over some of the repair robots and they start building another golem complete with the same runes, "Hello Storage 2, you are too join Expo here on his adventures, say you look fabulous don't you."  "Why thank you storage one, and might I say you are so handsome, do you have much luck with the ladies?"  "Sadly no, since there are no ladies, but I could make one, I could build me a family, but why stop there I like talking to you so much I should create more golems, start a golem race, why that is such a great idea."  The golem then procedes to have robots build more golems, lots of golems, you count at least twenty, however Storage 2 will come with you.

Quote from: DoctorMcTaalik on July 16, 2015, 09:39:43 am
"Gimme some form of tranquilizer gun, preferably a pistol or small rifle. The syringe rounds should be potent enough to take down a rhinoceros. And an automatic pistol.

I want a hip bag with extra rounds for the guns, a bulletproof vest, a gas mask, and a sturdy backpack. Throw some rope, a serrated switchblade, a lighter, a flask of gasoline, and some granola bars in there.

Also, do you have bees? No, ants. I want some tweezers, some thick gloves, and a jar full of ants. The big, venomous, sting-y kind that eat children alive in Third World countries. Flightless hornets on crack. And maybe a scorpion too, but not in the same jar. Pretty please."



3 - The robots come back a tranquilizer pistol, non-automatic, with some rounds that could take down a rhinoceros, they also bring you a hip bag, with extra tranquilizer rounds, a bullet proof vest, and a gas mask, they also bring your backpack with some rope, a serrated knife, a lighter a flask of gasoline, and some granola bars.  They also bring you a jar of ants with a scorpion in it, the scorpion and the ants are fighting, the ants win but there are only 5 left, there are no tweezers or thick gloves

After everyone got something, there is a commotion outside, footsteps coming down the hallway.
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Infinite Storeroom and crazy weapons
Post by: Magnumcannon on July 17, 2015, 01:43:36 pm
Prepare for conflict
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Infinite Storeroom and crazy weapons
Post by: Shaporia on July 17, 2015, 02:40:22 pm
Duck tape my polearm! Whack whatever is coming towards us in the face with the mannequin arm even if they're friendly.
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Infinite Storeroom and crazy weapons
Post by: DoctorMcTaalik on July 17, 2015, 02:53:50 pm
"Clearly your memory is lacking. Get me some gloves and tweezers, robot."

Meanwhile, Pesky dons the vest and mask, loads his gun, and drops to one knee. Tranq in one hand, knife in the other, he readies himself for conflict.

If anything comes through the door, shoot it.

Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Infinite Storeroom and crazy weapons
Post by: Coolrune206 on July 17, 2015, 05:54:25 pm
Interact with the terminal.
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Infinite Storeroom and crazy weapons
Post by: Megggas on July 17, 2015, 07:56:31 pm
Expo adopts a heroic superman-esque pose, and looks toward the hallway.

"I sense danger!  Onward, my number 2!  Let us get the preemptive strike!"

Immediately rush out into the hallway with my robot companion, blindly attacking whatever approaches.

(P.S. Expo prefers to fight via traffic-cone headbutts)
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Infinite Storeroom and crazy weapons
Post by: wipeout1024 on July 18, 2015, 03:51:59 am
Hide behind something, and ready the golf club.
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Infinite Storeroom and crazy weapons
Post by: fillipk on July 18, 2015, 12:00:30 pm
"I do say those are the guards aren't they Storage 3."  "Yes now why would the guards be coming here handsome chap?"  "Father, maybe they need supplies?"  "Perhaps your right sister, now let's see what they'll need today."  "Well the Wizard probably needs spell components."  "Oh thoose blasted things, well bring them up.  And they are probably going to need energy packs for their phazors."  "Oh I do love those pointy ear elves and vulcans."  "Well perhaps they'll be some little one.  The dwarf will just be along as the muscle."  Do you think he'll have super strength and invurnability?"  "Oh I hope so, because then he probably won't have armor on ohhhhh."

((Each color is a different golem.))
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Infinite Storeroom and crazy weapons
Post by: Megggas on July 20, 2015, 12:05:55 am
Expo ignores the talking golems and continues hid blind assault.
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Infinite Storeroom and crazy weapons
Post by: fillipk on July 20, 2015, 11:32:57 am
Quote from: Magnumcannon on July 17, 2015, 01:43:36 pm
Prepare for conflict

4 - You tell your Jaguar to attack whatever walks through the door and you load and aim your AK-74 at the door, ready to shoot whatever walks through

Quote from: Shaporia on July 17, 2015, 02:40:22 pm
Duck tape my polearm! Whack whatever is coming towards us in the face with the mannequin arm even if they're friendly.

6 - You tape your polearm and then you keep taping and taping and then you have a rod wrapped completely with duct tape except for the hand part at one end, its kind of unwieldy but it has a grip, you hoist it over your head, prepared to whack anyone that comes through the door

Quote from: DoctorMcTaalik on July 17, 2015, 02:53:50 pm
"Clearly your memory is lacking. Get me some gloves and tweezers, robot."

Meanwhile, Pesky dons the vest and mask, loads his gun, and drops to one knee. Tranq in one hand, knife in the other, he readies himself for conflict.

If anything comes through the door, shoot it.



5 - A robot brings you your gloves and tweezers as you load your gun, drop to one knee and aim at the door. completely confident in your ability to hit anything that comes through the door

Quote from: Coolrune206 on July 17, 2015, 05:54:25 pm
Interact with the terminal.

6 - You figure out how to use the terminal, its a touchscreen, and you are presented with 3 options, Accesses map, log in, Request help, Your in trouble you need help, right, so you hit that button.  The map seems easy enough to accesses and if you could hack you could probably log in as someone else.

Quote from: wipeout1024 on July 18, 2015, 03:51:59 am
Hide behind something, and ready the golf club.

6 - You hide behind Gunnar and ready the club, you probably won't be able to hit anything but you won't get hit yourself

Quote from: Megggas on July 17, 2015, 07:56:31 pm
Expo adopts a heroic superman-esque pose, and looks toward the hallway.

"I sense danger!  Onward, my number 2!  Let us get the preemptive strike!"

Immediately rush out into the hallway with my robot companion, blindly attacking whatever approaches.

(P.S. Expo prefers to fight via traffic-cone headbutts)
Quote from: Megggas on July 20, 2015, 12:05:55 am
Expo ignores the talking golems and continues hid blind assault.

2 - You rush out, ahead of your golem straight at the guy in metal armor holding an axe, who doesn't take kindly to your headbutt love taps, he swings his axe at you and lets just say you won't be headbutting anyone ever again.  The golem also gets taken down by lasers.  -----(you died)------

The guards, having dealt with the fool, charge in to the store room, the dwarf in the armor is jumped on by the jaguar, its claws cutting through the steel armor, rending the flesh inside.  The people with guns aim at the human and Vulcan with laser guns, mowing down the Vulcan and knocking out the human.  Bob Joe runs up to the elf in a robe and pointy hat and whacks him with the polearm, the pointy hat guy responds by blasting you back with a strong gust of wind.  "Surrender to the Multidimensional authorities and no one else needs to get hurt, you have one chance."

Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Infinite Storeroom and crazy weapons
Post by: wipeout1024 on July 20, 2015, 05:46:20 pm
Sneak up behind the elf and hit him on the head with the golf club.
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Infinite Storeroom and crazy weapons
Post by: Shaporia on July 21, 2015, 02:45:30 pm
Twirl my polearm at extreme speeds to make a shield!
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Infinite Storeroom and crazy weapons
Post by: DoctorMcTaalik on July 21, 2015, 03:09:01 pm
Wake up.
See below.
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Infinite Storeroom and crazy weapons
Post by: fillipk on July 21, 2015, 06:08:52 pm
Quote from: DoctorMcTaalik on July 21, 2015, 03:09:01 pm
Wake up.

? You never fell asleep.
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Infinite Storeroom and crazy weapons
Post by: DoctorMcTaalik on July 21, 2015, 08:23:24 pm
Quote from: fillipk on July 21, 2015, 06:08:52 pm
Quote from: DoctorMcTaalik on July 21, 2015, 03:09:01 pm
Wake up.

? You never fell asleep.

I thought I was the guy who got knocked out. Post edited to reflect reality.
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Infinite Storeroom and crazy weapons
Post by: DoctorMcTaalik on July 21, 2015, 08:29:09 pm
Pesky lowers his gun, spreading his arms somewhat to indicate his compliance.

"Clearly, there's been a mistake. I don't really know what's going on, but I'm pretty sure I'm not part of it. Please don't associate me with these clowns."

Disassociate myself from the others, be compliant. Note that I'm still armed.
Title: Re: RTD-Don't push the button - Infinite Storeroom and crazy weapons
Post by: Coolrune206 on July 25, 2015, 01:12:57 pm
Simply use the map to make my way back to the warehouse.