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RAMBO!!!!
RUN FAST
(6) Before you can start running someone latches onto your legs. You manage to then Run ten metres before your legs snap from the weight. An Orc then goes over to you and starts hugging you.
Travelled 10 metres.
Deploy a set of Slime Mines ahead of everybody else. Run and laugh for joy.
(4) You don't where the hell you got these slime mines and you don't know what the hell they are but they are really fun to watch people blow up on. (4) You casually walk about ten metres before an Orc runs over to you and slaps your ass.Travelled 10 metres.
Hastily jump at MonkeyHead and latch onto him as he runs.
(3) you grab Monkeyhead's legs and get dragged ten metres before your shirt gets caught in a slime mine. *explosion* You are Now dying. You also have Monkeyhead's leg in your hand and you're being molested by an Orc.
Travelled 10 metres
Summon an orc war party and charge for the finish line whilst ordering my orc warriors to seduce/grope the other runners.
(4) The orcs are summoned and start molesting everyone. (5) you manage to run ten metres avoiding everything like boss.
Travelled 10 metres
CALL UP ALL THE CHARACTERS FROM THE GAMES I GM TO HELP ME WIN THE RACE!
(1) You focus really hard but nothing happens. Then a slime mine flies through the air and hits you in the face. BOOM. Your lifeless body is being stroked lovingly by an Orc.
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RAMBO!!!!
(1) You grab your golf bag and take out your gun. But then an Orc comes over and sensually gives you a massage. You decide to marry the Orc and live together. Unfortunately, the Orc walks over a slime mine and blows up. You commit suicide, unable to bare the thought of living with out your one true love.
Use a Gameshark and break the game mechanics
(3) I don't know what that is but you summon a shark which promptly eats you. You are now in a sharks stomach
New Rules
You can only do 2 actions per turn
People who post first, react first. Unless I deem otherwise.
GOTTA GO FAST. AND PUNCH SOMEONE IN THE FACE
(1) You punch yourself in the face.
Summon the gamemaster to help me. I summoned him, so he is under my control. Teleport me to the finish line!!! (I didn't travel, so the 10 meters per turn doesn't count. I stood still. You teleported me.)
(I AM CONFUSED) My confusion personifies and becomes real. It then precedes to beat you the fuck up. I apolgize on behalf of my confusion.
I order my Orcs to continue the sexy assualt as I run another 10 meters!!
If I can have a third action just this once, I'd like to plan a memorial service for the sexy orc that got blown up by that slime mine.
(3) The orcs start sexy assaulting each other, meaning nothing really happens. (4) You do manage to rolly polly ten metres. 10
RISE FROM THE GRAVE AND RAISE AN UNDEAD ARMY!
(4) You rise from the ground, slowly and ominously. (6) You gesture and zombies rise from the ground and attack everyone including you. (6) You manage to use your necromatic powers to defend yourself, unluckily killing all the zombies you created in the process.
Bwahahaha! Transform the next 50 meters into a trap-filled labyrinth. Then begin to run through it(10 meters).
(1) You turn yourself into an inanimate trap.
"If I go down, so does everybody else!"
Pull out my hidden detonator that was taped to the underside of my armpit. Press the button to detonate the nuclear missile I had secretly disguised as a nearby tree. Annihilate everyone.
(5) BANG. Everyone turns to ash. The crater formed also increases the size of the race to 130m due to the curve.
Spawn as an invincible Giant Frog. Hop 10 meters and swallow someone nearby (or an orc, if it tries to molest me).
(2) you turn into a minuscule frog before instantly being vaporised.
Everyone has become an inanimate pile of ash at their respective distances.
Distance has increased to 130m due to the curve of the crater formed.
List of respective distances
Conein: 0
Moonlit Shadow: 0
Wilfred of Ivanhoe: 20
Poketwo: 0
Monkeyhead: 10
Fallacy of Urist: 10
Meggas: 10
Tomasque: 0
Magnumcannon: 0
Drift gently on the breeze
(4) You drift slowly along on the wind. While you drift, a tranquilliser dart goes past you.10
go 10 meters further
(2) The pile of ash that is you, does not move. A tranquilliser dart lands on you.
RRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSEEEEEEE FROM THE GRAVE! AGAIN!
(5) The ash mixes and gathers into a perfectly formed human. (5) You then triple front flip corkscrew over a tranquilliser dart. A large crowd of fans come out of nowhere and ask for your autograph.
Possess Wilfred's pile of ash and float 10 meters.
(3)(4) Wilfred beats you back. (3) You manage to float 10 metres but (3) you lose half of your mass along the way. Also a tranquilliser dart goes through you. 10
Make the shark evolve into a land shark and control my new non-orthodox vehicle towards the finishing line
(3) The pile of ash that is the shark turns into a normal shark. (3) The shark bites the pile of ash that is you. You are now once again in the Sharks stomach
My evil clone air drops from the sky, landing 10 meters ahead from where I died. While landing, use my tranquilizer gun to fire tranquilizer darts at everyone nearby.
(Can we push players backward?)
((Yes but only ten metres))
(6) The evil version of you air drops from a plane. You forgot your parachute. Your legs are now a mangled mess of tendons and bones. (6) You get out your machine gun tranquilliser and fire at everyone, including yourself. (4) The tranquilliser dart is scared away by your evilness. MUHAHA. 10
Transform myself back to human, run ahead 10 meters.
(4) You turn yourself back into a really deformed human. It works, just looks a bit weird. (3) You prance towards the ten metres before (5) doing a backflip over a tranquilliser dart. 10
Run backwards into my plane. Take off and rise 3000 meters before anyone knows what's happening.
(4) you float gently backwards into a plane as you are a pile of ash. (3) The pile of ash that is you covers the planes controls.
I command my orcs to re-appropriate the sexy times on to the other racers and continue running!
(4) the orcs are a pile of ash but they try their best. But since most,other people are also pile of ashes they just kinda make the piles of ashes bigger. (6) Your pile of ash zooms forward but loses some of its mass along the way. 10
will add respective distances in later