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Title: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Wilfred of Ivanhoe on July 18, 2015, 06:29:52 pm
From the minds that brought you the once critically acclaimed but now abandoned "Roll to Rap" comes the most authentic middle school slumber party experience this side of the Internet...
Roll to Slumber Party!!
The Story
The year is 2017 and you're in the sixth grade. Hair grows all over you as great red zits dot the cratered and oily landscape that is your face. It is also the twilight era of calling slumber parties "slumber parties." You and several others have been invited to one such party by your mutual friend, Stan Dudley, the star of the school baseball team and all-around cool dude. Stan's lavishly wealthy parents have decided, from what must have been sheer apathy, that this slumber party can be co-ed, so don't restrict yourselves when creating characters. You decide to bring the essentials in your backpack for the slumber party, so you prepare yourself carefully.

The Rules
1. Actions are to be posted in Bold.
2. Speech is to be posted in "quotes."
3. Typical D6 odds with 6 being the overshoot, 5 being optimal success, 4 being partial success, 3 being partial failure, 2 being failure, and 1 being a critical failure.

The Family Situation
Henry Dudley: Father of Stan, Rex, and Richard; Husband to Gloria. Henry is a bearded, old man who has a penchant for drinking that he picked up after his duty in 'Nam. When he isn't drinking with his friends or his wife to forget about his kids, he is drinking by himself wondering what went wrong with his kids. Apart from his apparent alcoholism, he has an equally unhealthy obsession with firearms, given that he has an armory in the basement. Stan tells you that he last saw him going into the armory with a few crates of liquor and advises that everyone leave him alone for the evening.
Gloria Dudley: Mother of Stan, Rex, and Richard, Wife to Henry. Gloria is a contemporary to Henry in terms of age, but her lifestyle is quite different. Rumor has it that she runs a heroine smuggling operation out of the house and that her family's wealth comes from that, but no one has seen anything suspicious, yet. She is tall and is almost always wearing a nice business outfit. Despite her ice-cold demeanor, she too is disappointed in how her first two children ended up. Tonight, she has been in her bedroom making call after call and yelling loudly.
Richard Dudley: Firstborn to Henry and Gloria, elder brother of Rex and Stan. Richard is a laughably overweight ball of feelings. Not much is known about him, for he is rarely seen except for when he makes excursions to find better computer parts. His parents are disappointed in him because he spends almost all of his time playing some game about fortresses and dwarves, or was it dwarves in a fortress? Anyway, he lazes around consuming nothing but pizza rolls and mountain dew, constantly muttering about his "special creation" in some ungodly tongue. Tonight, he is in his room, having been in there for twelve whole days. Flashing lights emanate from beneath his door.
Rex Dudley: Son to Henry and Gloria, younger brother to Richard, elder brother to Stan. Speaking of "ungodly," we now have Rex, the typical middle child. He is a lanky, tall freshman that is socially withdrawn like his older brother. Ever since he saw devil sticks on TV when he was 9, he decided that he would become a conjurer. He recently started a cult based on sacrifice and summoning demons to the Earth realm so that they can be the most powerful people in the world. (Un)Fortunately for you all, they happen to have a meeting in his room tonight, of all times.
Stan Dudley: Son of Henry and Gloria, younger brother to Richard and Rex. Stan is the crown jewel of his family. He is short, but incredibly muscular. He is a star athlete, pretty smart, and a social animal to boot. You all have "fond" memories of how you met Stan and how you became friends. There was no doubt in your mind that you wanted to go to his legendary slumber party at least once. He has told you that there will be beer, pizza, and video games and that anything goes tonight! He greets you at the door and welcomes you to his abode, asking that you make yourself at home.

The Goal
Survive the night with his crazy family.

The Map

The Character Sheet
Spoiler: Who Are You? (click to show/hide)

Player Cap: None

The D6 will decide your fate.

Edit 1: Added description of house.
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Megggas on July 18, 2015, 06:53:03 pm
I'm in!

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: poketwo on July 18, 2015, 07:48:26 pm
I AM RESERVING A CHARACTER SHEET
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Playergamer on July 18, 2015, 08:05:47 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: poketwo on July 18, 2015, 08:23:24 pm
Name: ....Ribonso Crank?
Appearance: 6.1 feet tall, White ,wears a green t-shirt and yellow undershirt. Green pants, with green shoes with an white point on each.
Background: Uhhh... He is an avid wargame fan, playing all sorts of games like warhammer 40k and war machine, and somehow still has the time to play soccer?((In actuality, an scyther(which is of course, and alien) infiltrator that basically killed the character described here, and has taken his identity a few days back, and knows little of actual human stuff outside of pop culture and 1d4chan. Is also somehow so charismatic that he was able to hide this fact perfectly. It also helps that the scyther has perfectly mimic'd the persons appearance by using the ability featured in this video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br6R708s9H8).))
How you met Stan Dudley: Uhhh.... I don't remember?
Items in Backpack: NORMAL HUMAN THINGS!!! ((Advance alien spy equipment, and also some stun weaponry!!!!!))
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Tomasque on July 18, 2015, 08:31:08 pm
This is awesomely screwed up! Reserve!
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Twinwolf on July 18, 2015, 08:33:48 pm
Spoiler: Application (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Tomasque on July 18, 2015, 09:16:57 pm
Name: Connor Cohan
Appearance & Background: Connor happens to be the pride of his family just like Stan. However, wherever Stan excels, Connor excels a little bit less. There's another problem with him, too. Hidden deep behind his smile is a very impulsive personality, constantly getting him in trouble. And below that is a envious hate of all that is Stan Dudley. That's why today, when Stan hears a knock on the door, it's Connor he opens the door to. And it's Connor who's going to ruin Stan's party, image - and ultimately - his life.
How you met Stan Dudley: He first met him when he joined the team. Then he was vice president to Stan in student council. Then he stood next to him in second place as Stan was awarded 1st place in school Olympics. It was hate at first sight.
Items in Backpack: Paper, pencils, duct tape, fire crackers, matches, stink bombs, smoke bombs, wire-cutters, hammer, fire starter, a bottle of absolute vodka, a remote controlled tape player w/ a recording of demonic whispering, Black magic marker, cell phone, laxitives (ground up), a bottle of pig's blood, a sleeping bag, dry ice, a digital camera, a mini screwdriver, Lots of rolls of toilet paper, 5 different types of universal house remotes, a fake handgun, a manual tape recorder with a slot for a usb cord to upload the sound files to a computer or phone, 3 usb cords, a flashlight, extra batteries, a small reading light, a bunch of computer disks with viruses on them
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Wilfred of Ivanhoe on July 18, 2015, 09:48:18 pm
The evening begins.

At about 7:00PM, Mike Johnson, Connor Cohan, Janet Stone, Steven Boyd, and, uh, Ribonso Crank (?) happen to all get dropped off by their parents at Stan's house around the same time. [1] You all fumble, trip, and run over one another for the chance to be the first guest to ring Stan's doorbell. Just as Connor is about to take it to the next level with his hammer, the door opens and the kind face of Stan Dudley greets you all.

"Hey guys! Janet! Mike! Connor! Steven! Ribonso? Come on in, guys! There's snacks and pizza in the kitchen and plenty of video games and movies in the home theater. Please, make yourselves at home!"

Stan motions you all inside and you go in. His mansion is lovely, from its crown molding to the luminous glass chandelier hanging over the foyer. You can smell the aroma of fresh pizza and steamy lasagna. There is a punch bowl next to the pizza. You can hear the sound of "Trap Queen" by Fetty Wap on full blast coming from Rex's room. As you admire the niceties of Stan's home, a strange man in a trenchcoat pushes past you all and goes up the stairs to the master bedroom, where Mrs. Dudley should be. Stan closes the door and let's you all loose to do whatever.
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Twinwolf on July 18, 2015, 09:52:28 pm
"Hello, Stan. Nice to see you, thanks for the invite." First up: Video games. Find the game console. Allow multiplayer, if asked.
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: poketwo on July 18, 2015, 10:01:26 pm
"Yeah yeah yeah, I'm just going to...... Get some doritos! And maybe some tec-I mean some stuff to put on my pizza

Go into the kichen Get some chips and some spices and topical toppings

True action to be sent.
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Tomasque on July 18, 2015, 10:21:58 pm
Go into the bathroom, lock the door, and test out if any of the universal home remotes are compatible with what the family has installed.

Also plug up the toilet w/ toilet paper (not all of it). Discreetly leave.
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Playergamer on July 18, 2015, 10:37:22 pm
"Nice to see you, Stan."

Talk to Stan about life, and anything interesting. Take notes in my head.
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Megggas on July 18, 2015, 11:57:12 pm
"Yo Stan! Thanks for the invite!"

Make small talk with Stan. Ask about our plans for the evening.

(This is the first time I made a character who is an completely ordinary, normal person.  Little did I know that I would be joined by an alien scyther and vengeful saboteur.  ;D)
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Wilfred of Ivanhoe on July 19, 2015, 12:32:26 am
Some pretty unlucky rolls this round.  :-\

"Hello, Stan. Nice to see you, thanks for the invite." First up: Video games. Find the game console. Allow multiplayer, if asked.
[5] You make it into the home theater and start playing on his PlayStation 5. [2] Unfortunately, the only game playable on the PS5 is the Atari 2600 version of E.T. After trying to play for a while, a smelly Connor lands right in your lap as you hear the super-toilet flushing. You begin to realize what the brown substance on Connor's pants is when you hear loud yelling from upstairs.

"Yeah yeah yeah, I'm just going to...... Get some doritos! And maybe some tec-I mean some stuff to put on my pizza

Go into the kichen Get some chips and some spices and topical toppings

True action to be sent.
[1] You try to find the kitchen, but fail to do so. You wind up at Richard's room and open the door thinking that the kitchen was maybe there. You find the fat Richard in a ball on the ground muttering in a non-human tongue. He casts his bloodshot eyes upon you and shoots straight up, raising a piece of rusted, cheese-covered aluminum foil folded into a crude sword. He lets out a guttaral shout before he speaks the following:

"Behold!" Richard screams. "I, Urist McRichard, have finally completed my life's work! Let all the world tremble before the might of «☼Mĺgmozmatul Sárek Okbod☼» or, in lowly English tongue, Dragondances the Echoes of Doom, the artifact Steel sword! Gaze in awe at its spikes of hematite and its hanging rings of Forgotten Beast bone!"

[4] You are, however, able to place a few "devices" on Urist McRichard's phone, computer, and throughout the room while he was screaming. You also find some pyrotechnic equipment that Richard apparently keeps in a box in his room labeled "FOR MINING ONLY."

Go into the bathroom, lock the door, and test out if any of the universal home remotes are compatible with what the family has installed.

Also plug up the toilet w/ toilet paper (not all of it). Discreetly leave.

You hide in the first floor bathroom momentarily and lock the door. [5] The universal remotes are working with almost all of the family's remote-dependent hardware. [3] You stuff several rolls of toilet paper in the toilet and flush, but it is a very powerful toilet and consumes the TP with ease. [Megggas's 6 vs. Tomasque's 5] Just then, Mike breaks down the door to the bathroom. His butt is leaking brown fluid and he flies to the toilet. The noise of water forcefully impacting a fluid surface complimented the awkwardness of staring into Mike's soul as he did it. [3] Anyway, you attempt to leave without making a scene, but on you way out you slip on some of Mike's diarrhea and land on top of Janet as she plays E.T. Before you can explain yourself, you hear loud yelling from upstairs.

"Nice to see you, Stan."

Talk to Stan about life, and anything interesting. Take notes in my head.

"Yo Stan! Thanks for the invite!"

Make small talk with Stan. Ask about our plans for the evening.

"It's nice to see you guys, too. How are you? How's the paper, Steven? You still supporting those {insert rival sports team here}? What's been happening with the basketball team lately, Mike? They've been winning game after game without letting the opposing teams score even a single point! Good on ya. Life is pretty good for me, right now. Besides using my powers as president to get rid of the corruption and gridlock within the student council, I'm looking to start a puppy shelter with my savings from my part-time job as a lifeguard. I'm also looking forward to going with Pope Francis on a mission trip to the destitutely impoverished of Haiti this summer."

Steven: [1] You attempt to speak to Stan, but his charisma and charm is too much for you and you begin to divulge every secret about you life, from that time you said "fuck" in front of a kid once to your strange fetish for smelly size-14 shoes. Afterwards, you garble nonsensically as you start drooling all over yourself. As tears stream down your face from your failure to communicate, you hear a loud noise from upstairs.
Mike: [1] Chuckling at Steven's hard fumble, you attempt to make small talk. Almost immediately after you thank Stan, diarrhea strikes. Your rectal muscles clench with all their might as you basketball-sprint to the first floor toilet. [Megggas's 6 vs. Tomasque's 5] The door is locked, but your colon was simply not accepting it. You bash down the door and plop yourself right down on the toilet. For about four uncomfortable seconds, you lock eyes with Connor while torrents of watery poo escape your colon. You see Connor try to sneak out of the bathroom, but he slips in your feces and land on Janet's lap. Now, THAT's some funny shit. As you let the brown beast out of its cage, you hear a loud noise that sounds like it came from upstairs.
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Megggas on July 19, 2015, 12:38:27 am
( :o)

(Well, time to have Mike do what an ordinary 6th grader would do in this situation)

After finishing up in the bathroom, hold my head in shame and sneak out of the mansion without telling anyone.  Return home, go to bed, and cry myself to sleep.
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Tomasque on July 19, 2015, 01:05:23 am
Hide active stink-bombs in all bathrooms of the house, then go to the food tables. Wait until people leave the food tables because I stink like diarrhea, then put powdered laxatives in all the food.
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: poketwo on July 19, 2015, 01:21:23 am
"Wha-hu-re-wh?Bu-Bah! I have places to be, insane pc 'master race'! Off with you!"

Go to the Kitchen, I REALLY NEED THOSE TOPINGS RIGHT ABOUT NOW

DODDOD
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Twinwolf on July 19, 2015, 07:33:40 am
"Excuse me?"
Remove the guy from my lap.
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Playergamer on July 19, 2015, 08:57:41 am
Well crap, go find Janet and play video games.
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Wilfred of Ivanhoe on July 19, 2015, 11:05:08 am
Update of unknown dankitude incoming!!!

( :o)

(Well, time to have Mike do what an ordinary 6th grader would do in this situation)

After finishing up in the bathroom, hold my head in shame and sneak out of the mansion without telling anyone.  Return home, go to bed, and cry myself to sleep.
[6] You run out of the front door screaming like a nervous wreck all the way home. There is a brown stain on your soggy pants. You get back home and cry your smelly self to sleep.
GUEST ELIMINATED

Hide active stink-bombs in all bathrooms of the house, then go to the food tables. Wait until people leave the food tables because I stink like diarrhea, then put powdered laxatives in all the food.
Janet swiftly removes you from her lap. Without a word, you go to the first floor bathroom and brush past Mike as he screams hysterically. [5] You successfully plant stink bombs in the first floor bathroom and head upstairs. [4] You break into Stan's room and plant a stink bomb there as well. [6] Feeling confident in your sapper skills, you try Rex's door. As soon as you touch the door, it immediately opens. Before you stands Rex clad in blue robes.

"Ah, yes," he says, "Just what we needed. The flesh of the innocent!"

[2] Before you can react, he grabs you and pulls you in, shutting the door behind you. In the room you see at least six other cult members, all with pale skin and pimpley faces. Rex hands you to two of the bigger cultists and they relieve you of your backpack and your clothes. With you down to your underwear, the cultists tie up your hands and feet.

"Prepare the summoning symbol!" Rex barks to his followers. "Gather the rest of the things we have collected and arrange them as we discussed. The Midnight Devil will be pleased with our devotion. This plucky young boy," Rex says as he twists your nipple, "will be especially pleasing to our dark lord."

You see them gather plants, herbs,  a leg of goat, two rubix cubes, and a CD labeled "Tales of a Young Thug: Hottest Mixtape of 2017." They are arranged around an ornate pentagram that has at least three penises drawn into it. The cultists hoist you onto their shoulders as they begin chanting in an unknown language.

((I must ask, are the stink bombs time activated or remote controlled or what? What is the mechanism for activating the stink bombs?))

"Wha-hu-re-wh?Bu-Bah! I have places to be, insane pc 'master race'! Off with you!"

Go to the Kitchen, I REALLY NEED THOSE TOPINGS RIGHT ABOUT NOW

DODDOD
[5] Urist McRichard does not bother you as you assume possession of the crate. Instead, he picks up a "shield" made of cardboard and prays to his god for protection in his heroic feats. You exit the room and spy Connor being pulled into Rex's room. More concerned with your own plans, you head on down to the kitchen and begin adding toppings to your pizza. In the kitchen, you encounter Mr. Dudley drunk off his ass trying to put pizza in his liquor and muttering about how it will be "the best invention ever."

"Excuse me?"
Remove the guy from my lap.
[4] You push the dookie-smelling Connor off of you and continue playing E.T. Steven shows up right behind you yelling "LEL, much dank," "What're thooooose," "U FOCKING WOT M8," "Get Shrekt," and other similar phrases. You can feel the cancer.

Well crap, go find Janet and play video games.
[6] Without a word to Stan, you bolt out of there and go to the home theater. You see Connor go into the first floor bathroom, probably to wash his pants. You find Janet and start shouting "dank MLG memes" at her as she struggles to make E.T. do game.
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Megggas on July 19, 2015, 11:17:09 am
(Well, at least my character survived this slumber party.  Hope the rest of you can do the same :P)
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Twinwolf on July 19, 2015, 11:23:06 am
Continue to play.
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Playergamer on July 19, 2015, 11:46:45 am
Slap myself in the face, and introduce myself to Janet. Try to play and not suck too much.
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Tomasque on July 19, 2015, 11:51:36 am
"Wait, the Midnight Devil sent me here to give you your sacrifice! Check my backpack! The virgin's blood and his message to me is in there!"

       Tell them to take out the pig's blood & the recording of demonic whispering.

((The stink bomb are pressure activated. Each time I hid one in a bathroom, I stepped on it and activated it.))
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: SaberToothTiger on July 19, 2015, 04:22:48 pm
Spoiler: Old Times Die Hard (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: poketwo on July 19, 2015, 05:33:32 pm
*Taking place while leaving eldest son's room*
"How does he kn- Ah, nevermind. Still got to do this properly."

*Now in the kitchen*

"hmmmmmm....... Hey! you should slip this ultra alcoholic beverage  on your pizza as well as your liquor. My brother says It goes great with pizza and strong alcohol!"

Fish out a bottle in my backpack with a mysterious clear beverage that smells definitely like a drink with high ABV (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_by_volume) in it.

SECRET SECRET THING TO BE SENT
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Wilfred of Ivanhoe on July 19, 2015, 09:49:59 pm
You know, it's a lot of fun writing this.

Spoiler: Old Times Die Hard (click to show/hide)
You arrive at Stan's house, boombox in tow, and knock on the door. The door opens and Stan's warm face greets you.

"Bad Juju! What the hell is up, man?! It's been too long since we last met, bro. Come in! Come in! There's food and games and other stuff! Help yourself!"

You follow Stan in and he closes the door behind you. The house is truly fantastic and large, filled with all sorts of fine amenities. Stan tells you that you are free to do as you wish.

Continue to play.
[4] After much time, you finally manage to figure out how to make E.T. move without dying. You make it all the way to the final boss without the game crashing! Steven makes his way to the console, introduces himself, and begins playing the game with you. You are surprised that a port of such an archaic and terrible game would have multiplayer capabilities, but it does.

Slap myself in the face, and introduce myself to Janet. Try to play and not suck too much.
[4] You slap yourself and it smarts, but you regain a grasp on your senses. You introduce yourself and attempt to play E.T. two player. [4] Apparently, this PS5 port has a multiplayer addition so that the whole family can struggle together!

"Wait, the Midnight Devil sent me here to give you your sacrifice! Check my backpack! The virgin's blood and his message to me is in there!"

       Tell them to take out the pig's blood & the recording of demonic whispering.

((The stink bomb are pressure activated. Each time I hid one in a bathroom, I stepped on it and activated it.))
[6] The cultists examine you bag and listen to the recording. Your attempt to make them believe that you are The Midnight Devil's emmissary succeeds so well that they presume you to be The Midnight Devil. The immediately untie you and prostrated themselves before you.

"My lord," Rex utters meekly, "please forgive my rashness, for I knew not fully what you were. Forgive me, master, and I will be sure to make extra sacrifices in your name!"

One of the cultists approach you with the goat's leg and bastes it in the pig's blood.

"We knew that you would conthume the fleth of the innothent," he says with a thick lisp, "but to athume the form of the innothent? You are truly brilliant, Dark Lord."

He offers you the bloody goat leg and the other cultists begin to chant in what is clearly a dark language. They stand ready to do your bidding, willing to lay down their lives if necessary.

*Taking place while leaving eldest son's room*
"How does he kn- Ah, nevermind. Still got to do this properly."

*Now in the kitchen*

"hmmmmmm....... Hey! you should slip this ultra alcoholic beverage  on your pizza as well as your liquor. My brother says It goes great with pizza and strong alcohol!"

Fish out a bottle in my backpack with a mysterious clear beverage that smells definitely like a drink with high ABV (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_by_volume) in it.

SECRET SECRET THING TO BE SENT
[4] You successfully persuade Mr. Dudley that bottle is an alcoholic drink.

"Ooh. This'll definitely get me fucked up," he says as he grins. "Say, what exactly are you doing with alcohol, anyways. Aren't you in middle school? Eh, whatever. We were all young, right? Those boys I ran with in 'Nam were definitely young. Died young, too."

Mr. Dudley's breath burns your nostrils(?) and your eyes tear up, but he quickly downs the bottle in one go and smashes the bottle on the floor. [3] He scratches his belly with his handgun as he places an arm around your shoulder and draws you close. He then begins to recount his entire experience in Vietnam, including how he had to pick the shrapnel out of his commanding officer's anus after he sodomized himself with a live grenade. He then had to identify the body when the Brigadier General demanded to know what the hell had just happened. If that wasn't the worst, he even had to be the one to tell the man's wife and seven children exactly how he died. Just as you're about to pass out from the toxicity of this man's breath, he lets go without warning and walks back down stairs to the den/armory to continue drinking.
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Tomasque on July 20, 2015, 12:25:53 am
Give the disk with the viruses to one of the cultists & tell him to run them in all the computers he can find: "To spread the word of The Midnight Devil."

 Next string the fuse to the firecrackers and give that and the lighter to another cultist & tell him to go to just outside the den/armory door. Once the lights go out he should wait 5 seconds, then light the firecrackers: "To show all the heathens the power of The Midnight Devil."

 Lastly I'll go outside to the breaker box with my wire cutters, and turn off the main switch. If its a fuse box instead, then cut the wire.
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Megggas on July 20, 2015, 12:39:38 am
Mind if I give this another shot?

Spoiler: Character Sheet #2 (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: wipeout1024 on July 20, 2015, 12:39:50 am
Name: DiDi Dicamillo
Appearance:An Italian-American teenager, with her dark brown hair worn loose, and wearing a tank top and short shorts.
Background: DiDi was born into a sterotypically middle-class Italian-American family. However, she was rebellious, and her parents eventually made her babysit, to get her out of their business.
How you met Stan Dudley: She was (and still is, sometimes), his babysitter.
Items in Backpack: Diary, pencilcase, with a pencil, eraser, and a sharpener. Her Iphone 5 (her parents didn't allow her to get a newer one), and some granola bars. Also, the debut album of Doris the Donut Lady.
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: SaberToothTiger on July 20, 2015, 06:20:05 am
Quote
"Yo, S-dawg! Yah know what, I go me my sowngs on a disc, so this part-Y is goin' to be kickass."
Insert my song disc into the boombox and play it on full volume.

Suddenly, the boombox blares with this beauty:

Quote
Johnny: Yo, yo!
Jimmy and Jerry: Voodoo!
Bad Juju: In the darkest of nights,
when the place is full of frights,
ya will hear some heavy steps,
of the guy who wrecks,
grab yo girl, better get out of sight,
otherwise ya won't live through the night!
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Tomasque on July 20, 2015, 11:38:25 am
((Roll to Rap was awesone. What Happened to it, anyways?))
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: SaberToothTiger on July 20, 2015, 11:44:56 am
((I believe the GM lost interest.))
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Tomasque on July 20, 2015, 11:47:30 am
((Could Bad JuJu have possibly done a cover of my song? :) ))
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: SaberToothTiger on July 20, 2015, 11:58:12 am
((Could you specify what song?))
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Tomasque on July 20, 2015, 12:04:14 pm
((I didn't want to spoil it for everyone so I PM'd it to you.))
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Wilfred of Ivanhoe on July 20, 2015, 11:44:22 pm
((I acutally really liked Roll to Rap, but, you see, school and feelings were all like "we deserve more of your time" and I was all like "bruh, this is fun tho," and they were all like "well we're just gonna take it from you then," and then I had to, sadly, abandon it. I'd be happy to continue, but I think that the people that participated wouldn't be interested in going on.))

"Brave warriors of Mountainhome Ducimedtűl, known in the lowly language of English as Workgroove, I, Urist McRichard, have detected that a demon has made its way into my glorious outpost, perhaps summoned by the rogue group of humans that have occupied a portion of the site. I spared them from the magma flows for a while, feeling benevolent towards humans, who at least forge proper metal, unlike the filthy elves. They have, however, betrayed my trust and now I must smite them. If you do not receive a letter in the next week, assume that I am dead and begin site reclamation efforts immediately. May Armok guide «☼Mĺgmozmatul Sárek Okbod☼», that it may spill much blood in His name."

Give the disk with the viruses to one of the cultists & tell him to run them in all the computers he can find: "To spread the word of The Midnight Devil."

 Next string the fuse to the firecrackers and give that and the lighter to another cultist & tell him to go to just outside the den/armory door. Once the lights go out he should wait 5 seconds, then light the firecrackers: "To show all the heathens the power of The Midnight Devil."

 Lastly I'll go outside to the breaker box with my wire cutters, and turn off the main switch. If its a fuse box instead, then cut the wire.

[2] The cultist you hand the disk to opens his eyes widely as he stares at the disk.

"It is the holy relic!" he shouts. "The Chakram of Festering Agony! It is the most powerful artifact in the known universe! I will take this and perform the holy scarification."

The cultist then removes his robe and cuts himself all over his chest and face with the disk. His blood drains onto the floor and he begins crying what appear to be tears of joy.[5] The disk, despite being covered in blood, still functions. [3] The other cultist to whom you hand the firecrackers runs out of the room, but is accosted by Urist McRichard, clad in full aluminum foil "armor" and wielding «☼Mĺgmozmatul Sárek Okbod☼». The cultist is stopped and unable to proceed past the sad excuse for a dwarf obligatory meta character valiant warrior. [3] You also go out with your wire cutters but are stopped with your fellow cultist, who turns to you and beckons that you smite the unenlightened fool. Because of this, Richard identifies you as demon he was meant to slay. He stands between you and the staircase. Suddenly, a deep, rythmic rumbling is heard from below, as if the whole house is shaking. Almost as soon as the rumbling begins, you think you see a tall man tumble down the stairs behind Urist.

Mind if I give this another shot?

Spoiler: Character Sheet #2 (click to show/hide)
((Not at all!))
Name: DiDi Dicamillo
Appearance:An Italian-American teenager, with her dark brown hair worn loose, and wearing a tank top and short shorts.
Background: DiDi was born into a sterotypically middle-class Italian-American family. However, she was rebellious, and her parents eventually made her babysit, to get her out of their business.
How you met Stan Dudley: She was (and still is, sometimes), his babysitter.
Items in Backpack: Diary, pencilcase, with a pencil, eraser, and a sharpener. Her Iphone 5 (her parents didn't allow her to get a newer one), and some granola bars. Also, the debut album of Doris the Donut Lady.
The two of you arrive at the Dudley compound at the almost the same time. You introduce yourselves to one another, and engage one another in conversation about your shared Italian heritage. You talk for a good 20 minutes before you realize that Stan Dudley was at the door, holding it open for you all. You gather your things and enter the house.

"Geraldo, my man," Stan says. "How's the chef business? Amazing, no doubt. Still considering my offer? DiDi! How are you, mademoiselle? I hope you guys find my abode sufficient; there's games, pizza, and, if we're lucky, I can get into my dad's cache of 'medical' marijuana."

As soon as you enter, the you both hear some very dope and very loud beats comming from Charles' boombox. You don't know why, but you both feel the strange urge to krump hard.

Quote
"Yo, S-dawg! Yah know what, I go me my sowngs on a disc, so this part-Y is goin' to be kickass."
Insert my song disc into the boombox and play it on full volume.

Suddenly, the boombox blares with this beauty:

Quote
Johnny: Yo, yo!
Jimmy and Jerry: Voodoo!
Bad Juju: In the darkest of nights,
when the place is full of frights,
ya will hear some heavy steps,
of the guy who wrecks,
grab yo girl, better get out of sight,
otherwise ya won't live through the night!
"Blast away, Juju!"

[5] You place the CD in and play a hot album from the Blak Puppetz ((:D)). The volume is so loud, that the base shakes the house. That strange man from before tumbles down the staricase, startled by the sudden loud noise of you fiery hot album. He cracks his head on the hand rail, knocking him unconscious. As he reaches the ground at the foot of the stairs, a large blue package in the form of a brick flies out of hist trenchcoat and lands in front of you.

Edit: Fleshed it out a bit.
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: wipeout1024 on July 21, 2015, 12:33:38 am
Get some pizza and eat. Use a knife and fork, because I'm classy like that. Start texting friends about slumber party.
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: wipeout1024 on July 21, 2015, 12:47:22 am
((I acutally really liked Roll to Rap, but, you see, school and feelings were all like "we deserve more of your time" and I was all like "bruh, this is fun tho," and they were all like "well we're just gonna take it from you then," and then I had to, sadly, abandon it. I'd be happy to continue, but I think that the people that participated wouldn't be interested in going on.))
Actually, I'd like to continue.
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: SaberToothTiger on July 21, 2015, 05:55:14 am
((Me too.))
Start rappin'.

Quote
"Questin' fo' glory, mah lil' dorf man
doing whatever a lil' dorf man can,
but he'll never forget his shitty life of regret,
all the expectations he always failed to met,
armored by cardboard, armed with a fork,
not realizin' he's not threatening but looks like a dork.

He lives in his small, fairy tale world,
driving people around to madness tenfold,
his life? Pointless. His achievments? None.
His parents prolly regret that he was done,
he is truly the bad, the worst basket case,
coz' he'll never even get to second base."
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: poketwo on July 21, 2015, 06:38:25 am
Now finally do what I came to the kitchen to do

ACTION SECRET

AND I WOULD LIKE A CONTINUEATION OF THAT RAP GAME. I DIDN'T GET TO REALLY DO ANYTHING.
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Twinwolf on July 21, 2015, 07:51:35 am
Complete game.
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Tomasque on July 21, 2015, 08:55:00 am
Take the blade of his tin foil sword and bend it over. If he still wants to fight, activate a smoke grenade and slip back into the room. Then, If he doesn't slam into it like a fool, tell the two beefy cultists, "He shall not be smote yet. Restrain him here, I have a plan for him when I return."

 As long as Urist is taken care of at the end of this, I'll tell my cultist to continue on with the firecrackers, and once again I'll attempt to go outside and turn off the power.
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Megggas on July 21, 2015, 10:51:12 am
Critique the food served to us.  Complain loudly about the food, regardless of its quality.  Brag about my skills to anyone nearby.

(I'd add dialogue, but I'm pfp and can't type much)
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Wilfred of Ivanhoe on July 21, 2015, 02:37:57 pm
((Now, how would those of you that would want to continue Roll to Rap like that to be handled? Would you rather that I simply picked up on the turn where I left off or that I start a new thread with a new setting and whatnot? Also, can't update now because I'm on my phone.))
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: poketwo on July 21, 2015, 02:45:03 pm
((Now, how would those of you that would want to continue Roll to Rap like that to be handled? Would you rather that I simply picked up on the turn where I left off or that I start a new thread with a new setting and whatnot? Also, can't update now because I'm on my phone.))

((I prefer you pick up from what you left off. I NEED TO HORRIGAN!))
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: SaberToothTiger on July 21, 2015, 03:19:02 pm
((Continuing the thread would be nice, yes.))
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Wilfred of Ivanhoe on July 21, 2015, 07:25:19 pm
((Then it is decided! Also, Sabertooth, that had me crying. :P))

Get some pizza and eat. Use a knife and fork, because I'm classy like that. Start texting friends about slumber party.
[4] You go into the kitchen to get some pizza, but you encounter someone, likely one of Stan's many friends, and see that he is clearly installing surveillance equipment all over the kitchen and having a hard time doing so. You grab the pizza and the silverware and promptly leave the scene. You crash on the couch in the home theater, where two more of Stan's friends are playing an old video game and another one is rapping. You see a blue package on the ground next to the one that's rapping. Just as you text your BFFL, you see a person whom you can only presume to be Mr. Dudley firing rounds out of his handgun into the air. Almost immediately after that, an unspeakable horror pulls itself out of the TV and makes a noise that sends chills up your spine. The lights then flash off for roughly six seconds and then turn back on. Quite a story to tell that BFFL, huh?

((Me too.))
Start rappin'.

Quote
"Questin' fo' glory, mah lil' dorf man
doing whatever a lil' dorf man can,
but he'll never forget his shitty life of regret,
all the expectations he always failed to met,
armored by cardboard, armed with a fork,
not realizin' he's not threatening but looks like a dork.

He lives in his small, fairy tale world,
driving people around to madness tenfold,
his life? Pointless. His achievments? None.
His parents prolly regret that he was done,
he is truly the bad, the worst basket case,
coz' he'll never even get to second base."
[4] Your excellent freestyle compliments the loud music on full blast. You spit fire so hot, that Mr. Dudley comes up from the basement to see why there is all this loud music. Needless to say, he is impressed with your dope lyricisms.

"Now THAT is tight, little man!" he says. "Tighter than some of the sticky situations that me and my boys were in in 'Nam. If only they were here to witness it. I'LL MISS YOU BOYS!"

The grizzled veteran pulls out his M1911 handgun and shoots it into the air while he pours liquor all over himself and yells. The bullets tear through the ceiling of first floor. Just as Mr. Dudley's M1911 runs out of ammo, an otherworldly thing pulls itself out of the TV screen. It makes a noise that rivals your music in terms of loudness. The electricity goes out for five, maybe six seconds before returning.

Now finally do what I came to the kitchen to do

ACTION SECRET

AND I WOULD LIKE A CONTINUEATION OF THAT RAP GAME. I DIDN'T GET TO REALLY DO ANYTHING.
[2] You do what you came to the kitchen to do, but because of the lack of viewpoints, it takes you a little long. While you are doing so, a human adolescent female enters the room. She very clearly sees and acknowledges what you are doing, but seemingly pays it no mind as she gets some pizza and some cutlery. She leaves almost as quickly as she came. Not long after you finish, you hear another loud shriek as you see Urist McRichard tumble down the stairs. All the power goes out momentarily during the chaos. [3] The kitchen is scant in appliances that can be readily made into a weapon.

Complete game.
[1] You try your hardest, but the game will not be beaten. Unfortunately for you and Steven, static begins to occlude the TV screen. You try to fix it by turning off the PS5, but nothing happens. You unplug the TV, but it still has the static on the screen. Suddenly, the screen turns a solid red and a large clawed hand reaches out from the TV and grabs the floor. A large, scaly thing pulls itself out of the television. It has the head of a human being, but with large, clicking mandibles and no skin. Its eyes glow a bright purple. Its body was that of a turtle with a black, smooth shell. Its gray skin hangs in great loops from the holes in the shell. Its ten legs were similar to those of a spider, except each ended in a hoof. Its four thick, muscular arms were covered in short spines. It lets out a horrific shriek before speaking.

"AT LAST, I HAVE BEEN RELEASED INTO THE EARTH REALM! I SHALL MAKE THIS WORLD MY DOMAIN AND ITS PEOPLE MY SLAVES! LET ALL FEAR THE MIDNIGHT DEVIL, MASTER OF THOSE COUNTRY KIDS THAT SUMMONED ME THAT ONE TIME, WHO SOUGHT TO WORSHIP ME ONLY TO BE ANSWERED IN DEATH!"

The lights go out and you can see its gleaming purple eyes shine in the darkness. The lights turn back on after what seems like an eternity of staring into the Endless Midnight.

Take the blade of his tin foil sword and bend it over. If he still wants to fight, activate a smoke grenade and slip back into the room. Then, If he doesn't slam into it like a fool, tell the two beefy cultists, "He shall not be smote yet. Restrain him here, I have a plan for him when I return."

 As long as Urist is taken care of at the end of this, I'll tell my cultist to continue on with the firecrackers, and once again I'll attempt to go outside and turn off the power.

[6]
Urist McRichard: For the mountainhome!
The Legendary Weaponsmith swings his «☼Mĺgmozmatul Sárek Okbod☼»!
The strike is interrupted!
The «☼Mĺgmozmatul Sárek Okbod☼» is deformed.
You counterstrike!
You punch the Legendary Weaponsmith in the lower body!
It is a gelding strike!
The Legendary Weaponsmith is propelled by the force of the blow!
The Legendary Weaponsmith collides with an obstacle.
The Legendary Weaponsmith's upper body takes the full force of the impact, bruising the fat through the aluminum foil!
The Legendary Weaponsmith's lower body takes the full force of the impact, bruising the fat through the aluminum foil!
The Legendary Weaponsmith's right upper leg takes the full force of the impact, bruising the fat through the aluminum foil!
The Legendary Weaponsmith's left wrist takes the full force of the impact, bruising the fat through the aluminum foil!
The Legendary Weaponsmith's right lower arm takes the full force of the impact, bruising the fat through the aluminum foil!
The Legendary Weaponsmith's left lower arm takes the full force of the impact, bruising the fat through the aluminum foil!
The Legendary Weaponsmith's right ear takes the full force of the impact, exploding into an unrecognizable mass!
The Legendary Weaponsmith is knocked unconscious!

Urist McRichard swings lunges at you with his mighty blade, but you swiftly grab his hand before it can reach you. You bend his blade and then punch Richard in the balls so hard, that he flies to the end of the hall and tumbles right down the staircase. The two beefy cultists move downstairs to subdue the unconscious Urist. [4] The cultist with the firecrackers heads downstairs to proceed with your plan, but finds that the door to the armory/den is open and that Mr. Dudley is nowhere to be found. [4] You head outside and find a big box. You remove its lid and find a big lever that is in the "ON" position. You swiftly move it to the "OFF" position and the lights in the house go off for exactly seven seconds, and then turn back on.

Critique the food served to us.  Complain loudly about the food, regardless of its quality.  Brag about my skills to anyone nearby.

(I'd add dialogue, but I'm pfp and can't type much)
[2] You try to navigate to the kitchen to find food to critique, but you manage to find your way to the stairs for some reason. Just then, a large ball of flesh that seems to be wrapped in aluminum foil barrels down at you like the boulder in Indiana Jones. You are unable to escape in time and are crushed by the mass. Two beefy gentlemen in robes step on you as the grab the mass by its arms and legs. You hear a horrific screech that sounds like what a T-Rex might sound like and the lights go out. They come back on almost immediately.

EDIT: Too many typos
EDIT 2: Forgot one of poketwo's SECRET ACTIONS
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Twinwolf on July 21, 2015, 07:27:21 pm
Apply taser to demon thingy, then run the hell away.
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: poketwo on July 21, 2015, 08:03:09 pm
GO TO THE HOME THEATER THING.

NEW SECRET ACTION ADD ON!
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: wipeout1024 on July 21, 2015, 08:11:42 pm
"Oh my god oh my god oh my god!"
Start backing away while continuing to text my BFFL about the purple monster thing, and bring the pizza with me.
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Playergamer on July 21, 2015, 08:40:24 pm
Uh. Be brave, don't die.
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Megggas on July 21, 2015, 08:49:17 pm
Angrily yell at the degenerates who walked all over me.  Constantly remind them who I am and my accomplishments.
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Wilfred of Ivanhoe on July 21, 2015, 09:57:51 pm
((Rolls are just too lucky this round.))

Stan stands outside of the front door as he awaits more guests.
"Ah, it seems the evening is going well," he says. "It's sad that Mike ran home after his incident, but I'm glad he came. I'm glad everyone came. And it seems that my family is staying the hell out of things. Even Rex and his cult seem to be minding their own business for once. I really hope everyone is having a good time. Maybe things will go smoothly tonight. Maybe tonight, I can enjoy the evening peacefully with my friends."

~~~~

Apply taser to demon thingy, then run the hell away.
[2] You attempt to tase the beast. The little shocker things hit The Midnight Devil in each of his eye sockets, but he only laughs at your pathetic attempt to defeat him. The Midnight Devil then rears up on his back four legs and the underside of the turtle shell opens up. Purple light emanates from the portal inside the carapace and fills the room. Two Acolytes of Midnight step forth from the Endless Midnight that pours forth from the portal. The Acolytes take the form of two blind, gray gremlins with many sharp teeth. They speak in an incomprehensible gurgling, wear tiny robes, and wield tiny daggers. You see one of the Acolytes attack DiDi, but she manages to escape while taking many pictures and videos for social media. [5] You run right the hell out of there, almost tripping over Mr. Dudley's unconscious body, and take shelter in the basement. Upon further examination, you see a cultist standing around with firecrackers next to an open weapon vault.

GO TO THE HOME THEATER THING.

NEW SECRET ACTION ADD ON!
[5] You sneak right into the home theater as Janet barrels past you. You observe the scene before you: A rapidly texting adolescent female, a startled adolescent male, a rapping adolescent male, an intoxicated older male, two small gray humanoids with robes, and a large and grotesque arachniod creature. You are able to plant the "devices" and [5] successfully find a secret compartment in the couch big enough to hide a body, in which is a large cache of the finest cocaine this side of the equator. There is also a secret compartment in an armchair that holds within it a M134 Minigun and enough ammunition to topple a regime.

"Oh my god oh my god oh my god!"
Start backing away while continuing to text my BFFL about the purple monster thing, and bring the pizza with me.
[5] You back away, but not before you take a few Snapchats and at least three Vines. You also are able to leave the room before one of the Acolytes of Midnight stab you with their small blades. You instinctively run to the basement with Janet.

Uh. Be brave, don't die.
[5] Despite your earlier social blunder, you steel your nerves and look right into the eyes of The Midnight Devil.

"I AM IMPRESSED BY YOUR COURAGE, MORTAL. FEW HAVE GAZED INTO THE PERILOUS MIDNIGHT AND RETAINED THEIR CONSTITUTIONS. IF YOU SURVIVE, I MAY EVEN MAKE YOU MY LIEUTENANT, AFTER YOU ARE PURGED BY THE ENDLESS MIDNIGHT, OF COURSE. FOR NOW, IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE; ALL WILL SUFFER IN THE MIDNIGHT REALM OR DIE AT THE HANDS OF MY SEMI-COMPETENT ACOLYTES!"

One of the Acolytes of Midnight chases DiDi out of the room. The other turns on you and begins to wrestle you. [4] You manage to seize control of the acolytes tiny blade and pierce its chest with it. Black blood pours from the wound as the Acolyte struggles to escape your fatal grip. Eventually, it goes limp and you stand again to face The Midnight Devil. He chuckles.

"AN IMPRESSIVE FEAT, BUT ALL IS IN VAIN, MORTAL, FOR THE ACOLYTES ARE INNUMERABLE!"

With that, The Midnight Devil opens its maw and purple light shines forth. More Acolytes of Midnight pour out from the portal.

Angrily yell at the degenerates who walked all over me.  Constantly remind them who I am and my accomplishments.
[2] You scream at the two cultists that stepped on you only to have them walk on you again as they carry the very heavy Richard back up the stairs to face Connor and his band of rejects. Your slew of insults and curses prompt one of them to step on your face. Gum that was under that shoe for at least an age in rubber off onto your forehead.
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Twinwolf on July 21, 2015, 09:58:49 pm
Run the other way. Not to the demon.
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: poketwo on July 21, 2015, 10:18:09 pm
"Ugh really, I thought the demons only ex-. Just make sure it isn't some trolling attempt

SET UP A DEFENSIVE POSITION ALONG THE MOST DEFENSIBLE POINT IN THE THEATER THAT I CAN ACCESS, USING THE MACHINE GUN TOO DEFEND ALONG WITH THE AMMO STUFF. MEANWHILE.....

SECRET ACTION TIEM!
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Playergamer on July 21, 2015, 10:19:13 pm
Fight on! Continue to kill the mindless, nameless hordes! Stab them with my pen!
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: SaberToothTiger on July 22, 2015, 05:06:02 am
Back off a bit, then dropkick the Midnight Devil while rapping.

Quote
"Well, look at that, a demon,
as threatening as the fat kid's Digimon,
Now, you lil' dark red cracka,
your ass whoopin' will have enough dakka,
'cuz I'm a proffesional bushwacka,
so run back to yo' TV, mothafucka.

Yo' moronic summoners?
Oh, they'll go to coroner's,
coz' my ass kickin' bout
will turn 'em inside out.
And I know without a doubt
that yo daddy was a hobo n' yo mama was a trout."
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: wipeout1024 on July 22, 2015, 06:29:02 am
Continue to back away, and text BFFL, to come here immediately.
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Megggas on July 22, 2015, 07:11:32 am
Bitterly get up, clean myself up, and go to Stan to complain about his disorderly guests.
Title: Re: Roll to Go to a Sixth Grade Slumber Party
Post by: Tomasque on July 22, 2015, 10:01:54 pm
Splash fire starter right inside the main room (which I assume is where the door leading outside is), right in front of the door. Light it with a few matches I saved in my pocket.

Then throw the bottle of absolute vodka at it (from a safe distance).

Then throw many smoke grenades into the room.

Then turn off all the power in the house, and cut the wire (once the power is off) so it stays off.



Needless to say, I'll be outside when this happens.