But she'd have none of it. After a few weeks, most of the craftsdwarves were either detained indefinitely or enjoying a surprisingly pleasant breeze upon their necks. After a few months, the dwarves of Thunderlabor have had enough, and decided to finally make her a crown of Pig Iron. The type that won't come off without a cleaver and lots and lots of bandages.
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So, in other words, my Baroness Consort has just mandated the construction of Pig Iron items. Now, as far as I know, this is impossible. What to do? I don't even have any flux to work with, but I do have magma and lots of wood to burn.
[ May 30, 2008: Message edited by: ari17 ]
Why? Crush her underneath her unreasonable demands!
That's how they roll in France!
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Originally posted by martinuzz:
<STRONG>No matter how happy she is, a random dwarf is going to get beaten or worse.</STRONG>
Harder to avoid hammerings but those are rare anyway.
Demands on the other hand are different.
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Oh, well, I do have some pig iron bars, actually. But the mandate is to make Pig Iron items. I mean, is that even possible?
A dwarf in my fort made a legendary Pig Iron coffer. >.<