Premise: You are strangers who happen to be in close proximity to each other in a generic suburban shopping mall. Then the screaming started. Panic is in the air. The crowds feel the sudden urge to rush for the exits!
System: This is a Vanilla RTD with zombies.
1 - Epic failure - you trip over your own feet, slide on puddle, then tumble down a flight of escalators into the waiting zombie horde.
2 - Normal failure - you trip over your own feet and land face first on a hard concrete floor
3 - Partial failure. - you run, but can't keep up with the group. The chasing zombies start singling you out as the weakest prey in the herd.
4 - Generic Success - You run away, the chasing zombies single out some other poor sod lagging behind as their target, you have enough breathing space to maneuver if you need to.
5 - epic success - You run as if your life depends on it and put considerable distance between you and the pursuing horde
6 - overkill - As you sprint pass some bystanders you knock over a mother with a baby, who falls down a flight of escalators into a waiting zombie horde.
Survival notes:
You need to consume food and water to survive. We will sort of track this.
Player Sheet:
Name:
Occupation before the Apocalypse:
Appearance:
Personality:
Professional Skill(s): (If you could do up to 2 things right, what would they be?)
Hobbies: (Pick up to 3 things that you also dabble in.)
What do you have in your pockets: You can start with anything if it fits in your pockets and blends in with the context of a shopping mall.
(https://quotesaga-img.s3.amazonaws.com/quote/QS_5869d1dc54b64808b5a0f353d0631bac.jpg)
Obituaries:
Hillary Clinton - Fell down a flight of escalators while charging into melee against cannibals with a giant book.
Doomrider - Suicide by cocaine
Dramatis personae:
Name: Donald J. Trump
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Actual President of the United States
Appearance: "Just amazing, I look great, people look at me and just wow."
Personality: "The best, I have a tremendous personality, everyone loves my personality, it's such a good temperament, nobody has a personality like I do."
Professional Skill(s): "Making America great again, and being amazing at twitter, have you seen my twitter? I beat everyone at twittering, all those slobs are worthless, they can't touch my twitter."
Hobbies: "I have so many hobbies you wouldn't believe, they're all great, just the best hobbies, everyone wants hobbies like mine, but nobody can have them because they're not me, only I can have hobbies this good."
What do you have in your pockets: A lot of money, a smartphone, a spare smartphone in case twitter stops working on the first, and a secure government-issued phone which is never used.
Name:Hillary Clinton.
Occupation before the Apocalypse:Clinton.
Appearance:"More of a Presidential look than some, I believe."
Personality:"Probably my worst quality is that I get very passionate about what I think is right."
Professional Skill(s):Politics, cynicism.
Hobbies:Campaigning, writing, marksmanship.
What do you have in your pockets:A copy of What Happened, smartphone, Game Boy.
Name: Jane Doe
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Disguised Military Android
Appearance: A perfectly normal woman with glowing blue eyes who can punch through walls easily.
Personality: Follows orders. Not from the likes of you, of course. Follows the three laws of robotics, except when they conflict with the zeroth law.
Professional Skills: Punching Things, Punching Other Things While Punching Things
Hobbies: Demolishing things, Seeing everything, Basic "human empathy"
What do you have in your pockets: An earshell radio, a thumb drive, a simple claw hammer, some triple A batteries.
Whatever Jane Doe thinks she is, for all intents and purposes, she still has human survival needs for food and water. Also http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3289956/
Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery. He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
What do you have in your pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.
Still accepting sheets. Will edit you into sanity though.
Dramatis personae:
Name: Donald J. Trump
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Actual President of the United States
Appearance: "Just amazing, I look great, people look at me and just wow."
Personality: "The best, I have a tremendous personality, everyone loves my personality, it's such a good temperament, nobody has a personality like I do."
Professional Skill(s): "Making America great again, and being amazing at twitter, have you seen my twitter? I beat everyone at twittering, all those slobs are worthless, they can't touch my twitter."
Hobbies: "I have so many hobbies you wouldn't believe, they're all great, just the best hobbies, everyone wants hobbies like mine, but nobody can have them because they're not me, only I can have hobbies this good."
What do you have in your pockets: A lot of money, a smartphone, a spare smartphone in case twitter stops working on the first, and a secure government-issued phone which is never used.
Name:Hillary Clinton. (Enemy Post)
Occupation before the Apocalypse:Clinton.
Appearance:"More of a Presidential look than some, I believe."
Personality:"Probably my worst quality is that I get very passionate about what I think is right."
Professional Skill(s):Politics, cynicism.
Hobbies:Campaigning, writing, marksmanship.
What do you have in your pockets:A copy of What Happened, smartphone, Game Boy.
Name: Jane Doe
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Disguised Military Android
Appearance: A perfectly normal woman with glowing blue eyes who can punch through walls easily.
Personality: Follows orders. Not from the likes of you, of course. Follows the three laws of robotics, except when they conflict with the zeroth law.
Professional Skills: Punching Things, Punching Other Things While Punching Things
Hobbies: Demolishing things, Seeing everything, Basic "human empathy"
What do you have in your pockets: An earshell radio, a thumb drive, a simple claw hammer, some triple A batteries.
Whatever Jane Doe thinks she is, for all intents and purposes, she still has human survival needs for food and water. Also http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3289956/
Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery. He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
What do you have in your pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.
Name: Doomrider (croc)
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Daemon Prince of Slaanesh Professional cosplayer and drug dealer. He was handing out "candy" to school children when the apocalypse happened.
Appearance: Pic for ya.
Personality: Basically Charlie Sheen and Snowflame rolled into one body.
Professional Skill(s): Bike riding and highway violence
Hobbies: Sex, drugs and rock n roll
What do you have in your pockets: Bowie knife, ample supplies of candy (as much as can be stuffed into pocketses, about 500g), keys to a bike somewhere in the parking area.
Name: Jack S. (Glass)
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also, probably this.
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack
Name: Bob (Ultramarine Prime)
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your pockets toolbelt: A screw driver, a pipewrench, a box cutter, and a tape measure.
Name: Old man Jenkins (Crazyabe)
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Homeless insane person
Appearance: old, wearing beaten up clothes.
Personality: Insane, violent, He's been living the apocalypse for years...
Professional Skill(s): Looter, (Long weapon) Swinger
Hobbies: Preying to the dark gods, Drug production, Running for his life
What do you have in your pockets: Pocket knife, $2.58, a pen
Name: Old man Jenkins
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Homeless insane person
Appearance: old, wearing beaten up clothes.
Personality: Insane, violent, He's been living the apocalypse for years...
Professional Skill(s): Looter, (Long weapon) Swinger
Hobbies: Preying to the dark gods, Drug production, Running for his life
What do you have in your pockets: Pocket knife, $2.58, a pen
Go up a floor with Trump to buy cakes.
Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery. He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
What do you have in your pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.
Head up a floor.Name: Old man Jenkins
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Homeless insane person
Appearance: old, wearing beaten up clothes.
Personality: Insane, violent, He's been living the apocalypse for years...
Professional Skill(s): Looter, (Long weapon) Swinger
Hobbies: Preying to the dark gods, Drug production, Running for his life
What do you have in your pockets: Pocket knife, $2.58, a pen
Name: Jack S.
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also, probably this (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan).
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack
Follow Vlad and Trump upstairs.
(and yes, I know they are going the wrong way, but Bob doesn't)
Name: Bob
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your toolbelt: A screw driver, a pipewrench, a box cutter, and a tape measure.
Name:Hillary Clinton.
Occupation before the Apocalypse:Clinton.
Appearance:"More of a Presidential look than some, I believe."
Personality:"Probably my worst quality is that I get very passionate about what I think is right."
Professional Skill(s):Politics, cynicism.
Hobbies:Campaigning, writing, marksmanship.
What do you have in your pockets:A copy of What Happened, smartphone, Game Boy.
"Comrade Trump, let us go upstairs and purchase cake while we discuss our plans to make America great again."
Go up a floor with Trump to buy cakes.
Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery. He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
What do you have in your pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.
Name: Donald J. Trump
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Actual President of the United States
Appearance: "Just amazing, I look great, people look at me and just wow."
Personality: "The best, I have a tremendous personality, everyone loves my personality, it's such a good temperament, nobody has a personality like I do."
Professional Skill(s): "Making America great again, and being amazing at twitter, have you seen my twitter? I beat everyone at twittering, all those slobs are worthless, they can't touch my twitter."
Hobbies: "I have so many hobbies you wouldn't believe, they're all great, just the best hobbies, everyone wants hobbies like mine, but nobody can have them because they're not me, only I can have hobbies this good."
What do you have in your pockets: A lot of money, a smartphone, a spare smartphone in case twitter stops working on the first, and a secure government-issued phone which is never used.
You ascend to the second floor: There are a number of casual restaurants offering all kinds of cuisine. Some of them definitely have cake! There's also ice-cream soda if that's your thing.
"Cake? That sounds delicious!"
Follow Vlad and Trump upstairs.
(and yes, I know they are going the wrong way, but Bob doesn't)
Name: Bob
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your toolbelt: A screw driver, a pipewrench, a box cutter, and a tape measure.
Bob follows Trump and Putin to the second Storey.
Bob also sees a direct escalator from the second storey to the fourth storey, leading to the cinemas if he so wishes to take it.
Go to the roof.
Name:Hillary Clinton.
Occupation before the Apocalypse:Clinton.
Appearance:"More of a Presidential look than some, I believe."
Personality:"Probably my worst quality is that I get very passionate about what I think is right."
Professional Skill(s):Politics, cynicism.
Hobbies:Campaigning, writing, marksmanship.
What do you have in your pockets:A copy of What Happened, smartphone, Game Boy.
Hillary starts riding escalators upwards. She notices the crowds of people getting more agitated. They all feel that something might be very wrong downstairs. (You're moving about on the thirdish and fourthish floors, you'll reach the roof next turn if you keep traveling.)
Name: Jack S.
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also, probably this (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan).
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack
Jack Peeks over a railing that overhangs the subway entrance. A man covered in blood tackles a shrieking woman. He bites deep into her cheeks and tears the flesh apart. Some people are gawking. Others are trying to run away. The crowd is so dense that the people trying to run away aren't getting anywhere though.
"INFESTED MEATBAGS DETECTED."
Proceed downstairs to the zombies. Kill them with swift punches through the skull. Also kill any living humans that are infected.
Jane descends to the first basement. The crowd is running in the opposite direction, making it difficult for her to pass. [5] She jostles her way through the crowd, pushing people aside without causing overt harm to anyone until she reaches the escalator to the second basement. Both escalators seem to be clogged with people running UPWARDS. Below, people are eating people or violencing each other.
"Fine. What's all this then?"
Go see what all the fuss downstairs is about.
Name:Hillary Clinton.
Occupation before the Apocalypse:Clinton.
Appearance:"More of a Presidential look than some, I believe."
Personality:"Probably my worst quality is that I get very passionate about what I think is right."
Professional Skill(s):Politics, cynicism.
Hobbies:Campaigning, writing, marksmanship.
What do you have in your pockets:A copy of What Happened, smartphone, Game Boy.
(First RTD game btw)
Name: Golem
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Ring collector.
Appearance: Small, wraith-like and thin.
Personality: Gets attached to inanimate objects really fast, addictive.
Professional Skills: Valuing jewellery and other such things, Being Invisible.
Hobbies: Riddles, Following dwarves without being noticed, not eating a lot.
What I have in my pockets: My precious, the one ring to rule them all, a flashlight and a map.
Puppet Comrade Trump! I have feeling I will get everything I want, and right now I want a cake. After that some propaganda shooting for masses.
Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery. He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
What do you have in your pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.
Name: Jack S.
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also, probably this (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan).
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack
Name: Kim
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Dictator
Appearance: Short, fat, with a monk-style haircut.
Personality: Power-hungry, egotistic and perfect meme-material.
Professional Skills: aiming arguing, ummm...
Hobbies: Ignoring loudspeakers, giving out ultimatums.
What I have in my pockets: The list of nuclear launch codes, a picture of Comrade Putin kissing Trump, darts.
Also BTW Kim Jong Un is considered a joke in the UK, IDK about in America but anything I say, obviously it's not what I really think
and I recognise him as a problem.
"DO NOT PANIC. THE SITUATION IS WELL UNDER CONTROL."
Proceed to basement level 2. Destroy any undead.
Name: Jane Doe
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Disguised Military Android
Appearance: A perfectly normal woman with glowing blue eyes who can punch through walls easily.
Personality: Follows orders. Not from the likes of you, of course. Follows the three laws of robotics, except when they conflict with the zeroth law.
Professional Skills: Punching Things, Punching Other Things While Punching Things
Hobbies: Demolishing things, Seeing everything, Basic "human empathy"
What do you have in your pockets: An earshell radio, a thumb drive, a simple claw hammer, some triple A batteries.
[6] You barge your way through the crowd, sending several tumbling off the sides of the escalators or backwards into each other. But you reach basement 2.At this distance, you can see the assailants swinging knives, chunks of sharpened metal and other sharp objects at the hapless civilians you just stomped through.The assailants are in a frenzied state. Elsewhere, the crowd has turned into a full stampede. People are clawing their way up stairwells and treading on piles of the fallen. You see only 20 attackers, their faces, bodies and clothes drenched in blood. They are mad with bloodlust as civilians fall before them like wheat in a field.
"Fine. What's all this then?"
Go see what all the fuss downstairs is about.
Name:Hillary Clinton.
Occupation before the Apocalypse:Clinton.
Appearance:"More of a Presidential look than some, I believe."
Personality:"Probably my worst quality is that I get very passionate about what I think is right."
Professional Skill(s):Politics, cynicism.
Hobbies:Campaigning, writing, marksmanship.
What do you have in your pockets:A copy of What Happened, smartphone, Game Boy.
You go back downstairs to basement 1 just in time to see Jane Doe throwing people off escalators to reach the bottom.
Name: Jack S.
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also, probably this (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan).
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack
[6] You bound up several escalators to the fifth storey. There is a sky garden here flanked by several art shops and an entrance to a public library. There are also several other lifts, stairwells and escalators that can serve as escape routes. In the distance, you hear the sound of screams spilling into the streets. Frantic honking suggests that traffic nearby might have stopped.
Locate a cake shop with Puppet Comrade Trump! I have feeling I will get everything I want, and right now I want a cake. After that some propaganda shooting for masses.
Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery. He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
What do you have in your pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.
Status: STAINED WITH CAKE
Name: Donald J. Trump
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Actual President of the United States
Appearance: "Just amazing, I look great, people look at me and just wow."
Personality: "The best, I have a tremendous personality, everyone loves my personality, it's such a good temperament, nobody has a personality like I do."
Professional Skill(s): "Making America great again, and being amazing at twitter, have you seen my twitter? I beat everyone at twittering, all those slobs are worthless, they can't touch my twitter."
Hobbies: "I have so many hobbies you wouldn't believe, they're all great, just the best hobbies, everyone wants hobbies like mine, but nobody can have them because they're not me, only I can have hobbies this good."
What do you have in your pockets: A lot of money, a smartphone, a spare smartphone in case twitter stops working on the first, and a secure government-issued phone which is never used.
Status: Stained with cake
You take Trump to a Swensen's outlet. At this point, the staff are spilling out into the corridors to check the commotion - which in turn is causing agitation among the seated customers. There is a display of cakes, an ice cream counter, and a kitchen behind that is serving up "western" cuisine. Whatever that is.
[6] While the Staff are all distracted, you help yourself to the most extravagant looking slices of blackforest. A bunch of children notice you, and proceed to raid the cake and ice cream counters as well. It gets messy. And now your fancy suits are stained with cake.
Add Status: STAINED WITH CAKE to your character sheets.
Name: Kim
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Dictator
Appearance: Short, fat, with a monk-style haircut.
Personality: Power-hungry, egotistic and perfect meme-material.
Professional Skills: aiming arguing, ummm...
Hobbies: Ignoring loudspeakers, giving out ultimatums.
What I have in my pockets: The list of nuclear launch codes for tried and tested missiles and warheads that definitely work, a picture of Comrade Putin kissing Trump, darts.
Kim wanders out of an expensive hair saloon on the fourth floor, still oblivious to any disturbances below.
Name: Jack S.
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also, probably this.
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack
Name: Jack S.
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also, probably this (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan).
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack
Name:Hillary Clinton.
Occupation before the Apocalypse:Clinton.
Appearance:"More of a Presidential look than some, I believe."
Personality:"Probably my worst quality is that I get very passionate about what I think is right."
Professional Skill(s):Politics, cynicism.
Hobbies:Campaigning, writing, marksmanship.
What do you have in your pockets:A copy of What Happened, smartphone, Game Boy.
SNORT COCAINE, SNORT COCAINE, SNORT COCAINE!
GO DOWN INTO THE BASEMENT, THEN START MURDERFUCKING EVERYONE THERE!
Name: Doomrider
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Daemon Prince of Slaanesh Professional cosplayer and drug dealer. He was handing out "candy" to school children when the apocalypse happened.
Appearance: Pic for ya.
Personality: Basically Charlie Sheen and Snowflame rolled into one body.
Professional Skill(s): Bike riding and highway violence
Hobbies: Sex, drugs and rock n roll
What do you have in your pockets: Bowie knife, ample supplies of candy (as much as can be stuffed into pocketses, about 500g), keys to a bike somewhere in the parking area.
Threaten kids, take off my expensive suit jacket and proceed eating the cake. Make sure Comrade Trump eats as well. Keep eye on happenings.
Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery. He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
In his pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.
Status:
STAINED WITH CAKE
Trump shuts up when Putin jams a giant slice of cake into his face.
CAAAAKE!
Name: Donald J. Trump
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Actual President of the United States
Appearance: "Just amazing, I look great, people look at me and just wow."
Personality: "The best, I have a tremendous personality, everyone loves my personality, it's such a good temperament, nobody has a personality like I do."
Professional Skill(s): "Making America great again, and being amazing at twitter, have you seen my twitter? I beat everyone at twittering, all those slobs are worthless, they can't touch my twitter."
Hobbies: "I have so many hobbies you wouldn't believe, they're all great, just the best hobbies, everyone wants hobbies like mine, but nobody can have them because they're not me, only I can have hobbies this good."
What do you have in your pockets: A lot of money, a smartphone, a spare smartphone in case twitter stops working on the first, and a secure government-issued phone which is never used.
Status: STAINED WITH CAKE
Name: Kim
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Dictator
Appearance: Short, fat, with a monk-style haircut.
Personality: Power-hungry, egotistic and perfect meme-material.
Professional Skills: aiming arguing, ummm...
Hobbies: Ignoring loudspeakers, giving out ultimatums.
What I have in my pockets: The list of nuclear launch codes for tried and tested missiles and warheads that definitely work, a picture of Comrade Putin kissing Trump, darts.
(sorry for the delay)
Name: Bob
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your toolbelt: A screw driver, a pipewrench, a box cutter, and a tape measure.
Name: Bob
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your pockets toolbelt: A screw driver, a pipewrench, a box cutter, and a tape measure.
Bob does what any sane man would do in this commotion: use a directory to find the hardware store. (sorry for the delay)
1 - Bob tries to locate a hardware store but wanders into a Victoria's Secret Lingerie shop instead. He stares at the pretty pictures for what seems to be ~too long~ a time. It's probably what most men would do given the circumstances.
https://i.imgur.com/GUPflpU.jpg
Go down to the third floor looking for Korean Cuisine
Name: Kim
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Dictator
Appearance: Short, fat, with a monk-style haircut.
Personality: Power-hungry, egotistic and perfect meme-material.
Professional Skills: aiming arguing, ummm...
Hobbies: Ignoring loudspeakers, giving out ultimatums.
What I have in my pockets: The list of nuclear launch codes for tried and tested missiles and warheads that definitely work, a picture of Comrade Putin kissing Trump, darts.
1 - You go down a floor and see a Korean Ramen restaurant in front of you. But it's all south Korean cuisine, nothing like the hard bland barley porridge that strong righteous men of the north are used to. It fills you with shame and anger that your hated foes dine so well because of their ~western ways~.
"Well, while I'm here, I could buy something nice for Wendy."
Bob peruses the selection of bras and panties, excusing himself as he moves between mannequins. After finding a nice, lacy set in her size, he checks to see if he can afford it.
Name: Bob
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your toolbelt: A screw driver, a pipewrench, a box cutter, and a tape measure.
Name: Jack S.
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also, probably this (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan).
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack
Name: Roger Waters
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Former Pink Floyd's lead vocalist.
Appearance: Here... (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Waters#/media/File:Roger_Waters,_San_Jose,_20170607.jpg)
Personality: Grumpy, jerkish and egoistical. Thinks that Trump is a pig.
Professional Skill(s): Guitar, Singing.
Hobbies: Left-wing activism, Anti-Israeli/Pro-Palestine activism, Pissing (not literally) on David Gilmour.
What do you have in your pockets: A guitar, a microphone and a picture of Donald Trump fapping on Hitler's thin mustache.
Go and find Trump, then force feed him the whole cake.
What about fortifying the garden?
Actually, could I get a floor plan for the 5th floor? So I can strategize.
This is the mall I'm visualizing. I live right next to it. The roof is anything but defensible.
https://i.imgur.com/cpI8RLX.png
https://www.nex.com.sg/Directory/Level/dlymNm0Syjvu4OfYf7Tlrw_3d_3d/Level4R
Back to work though. Attempt to find the directory yet again, in order to locate a hardware store.
Name: Bob
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your toolbelt: A screw driver, a pipewrench, a box cutter, a tape measure, and $3707 worth of Victoria's Secret lingerie.
Name: Kim
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Dictator
Appearance: Short, fat, with a monk-style haircut.
Personality: Power-hungry, egotistic and perfect meme-material.
Professional Skills: aiming arguing, ummm...
Hobbies: Ignoring loudspeakers, giving out ultimatums.
What I have in my pockets: The list of nuclear launch codes for tried and tested missiles and warheads that definitely work, a picture of Comrade Putin kissing Trump, darts.
Name: Jack S.
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also, probably this (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan).
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack
"What you are staring at?"
Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery. He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
In his pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.
Status:
STAINED WITH CAKE
"Now now, believe me, Hitler was a strong leader, but he wasn't my type, he was never strong like me, and I like women, Hitler wasn't a woman, he didn't even have breasts, breasts are very important, tremendously important, he was small, barely a man, definitely not even a woman, not my taste, no, because like you he was a slob, where did you even get that picture? I don't carry pictures of Hitler around with me, not like you, if anyone likes Hitler it's you, the Hitler Hustler, just disgusting, I can't believe you, who would be so weak to like Hitler? Sad, just so sad!"
Fervently deny any romantic feelings toward Hitler, and accuse the man holding the sexy Hitler picture of actually being the Hitler fetishist.
Name: Donald J. Trump
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Actual President of the United States
Appearance: "Just amazing, I look great, people look at me and just wow."
Personality: "The best, I have a tremendous personality, everyone loves my personality, it's such a good temperament, nobody has a personality like I do."
Professional Skill(s): "Making America great again, and being amazing at twitter, have you seen my twitter? I beat everyone at twittering, all those slobs are worthless, they can't touch my twitter."
Hobbies: "I have so many hobbies you wouldn't believe, they're all great, just the best hobbies, everyone wants hobbies like mine, but nobody can have them because they're not me, only I can have hobbies this good."
What do you have in your pockets: A lot of money, a smartphone, a spare smartphone in case twitter stops working on the first, and a secure government-issued phone which is never used.
Status: STAINED WITH CAKE
Name: Kim
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Dictator
Appearance: Short, fat, with a monk-style haircut.
Personality: Power-hungry, egotistic and perfect meme-material.
Professional Skills: aiming arguing, ummm...
Hobbies: Ignoring loudspeakers, giving out ultimatums.
What I have in my pockets: The list of nuclear launch codes for tried and tested missiles and warheads that definitely work, a picture of Comrade Putin kissing Trump, darts.
Shout him down with my superior talent of shouting people down. Nobody can insult the President like that!
Name: Donald J. Trump
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Actual President of the United States
Appearance: "Just amazing, I look great, people look at me and just wow."
Personality: "The best, I have a tremendous personality, everyone loves my personality, it's such a good temperament, nobody has a personality like I do."
Professional Skill(s): "Making America great again, and being amazing at twitter, have you seen my twitter? I beat everyone at twittering, all those slobs are worthless, they can't touch my twitter."
Hobbies: "I have so many hobbies you wouldn't believe, they're all great, just the best hobbies, everyone wants hobbies like mine, but nobody can have them because they're not me, only I can have hobbies this good."
What do you have in your pockets: A lot of money, a smartphone, a spare smartphone in case twitter stops working on the first, and a secure government-issued phone which is never used.
Status: STAINED WITH CAKE
In an unrelated action, find a chainsaw and some gasoline any weapon the GM finds acceptable.
Name: Bob
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your toolbelt: A screw driver, a pipewrench, a box cutter, a tape measure, and $3707 worth of Victoria's Secret lingerie.
Name: Jack S.
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also, probably this (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan).
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack
Upgrades: Commander of Bookworms
Name: Bob
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your toolbelt:
* screw driver
* pipewrench
* box cutter, a tape measure
* $3707 worth of Victoria's Secret lingerie
* glock 19 (15 rounds)
This is not a matter of opinion.
Finish the cake and take a look if those shutters can be opened from inside.
Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery. He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
In his pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.
Status:
STAINED WITH CAKE
Aid Putin with the shutters.
Name: Roger Waters
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Former Pink Floyd's lead vocalist.
Appearance: Here... (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Waters#/media/File:Roger_Waters,_San_Jose,_20170607.jpg)
Personality: Grumpy, jerkish and egoistical. Thinks that Trump is a pig.
Professional Skill(s): Guitar, Singing.
Hobbies: Left-wing activism, Anti-Israeli/Pro-Palestine activism, Pissing (not literally) on David Gilmour.
What do you have in your pockets: A guitar, a microphone and a picture of Donald Trump fapping on Hitler's thin mustache.
EDIT: Added my sheet.
Name: Jonhson
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Engineer
Appearance: He looks like an old gold digger for some reason https://i.pinimg.com/736x/cd/bb/83/cdbb83af4ca847b0d17bdfb9afd371b5--hopes-and-dreams-cowboy-art.jpg
Personality: Basically a old man that always has a smile on his face
Professional Skill(s): Engineering , Building
Hobbies: Electrician , Tactical Wrench Fighting , Drinking
What do you have in your pockets: Leatherman Wave Multitool, Screwdriver, Canteen (with alcochol)
I 100% agree with the kid. Also, we should have lookouts to make sure that we know if anything has been breached, so that we can start closing up the fortifications more quickly.
4 - The bookworm brigade completes makeshift barricades at the 2 escalators and hastily block the library entrance with a couple of bookshelves.
Rooftop barricades:
East Escalator: Barricaded with 4 tables
West Escalator: Barricaded with 3 tables
East Passenger lifts: None
East Passenger lift fire escape: None
West Passenger lifts: None
West Passenger lift fire escape: None
West Exterior stairwell: None
East Cargo Lift: None
Central Cargo Lift: None
Central Garbage Chute's Stair Access: None
Library West Fire Escape: None
Library East Fire Escape: None
Interior Perimeter:
Library Entrance: Barricaded with 2 bookshelves and a number of tables.
Push one of the tables over, protecting my head shoulders and body as well as feet.
5 - You take cover behind a solid bar counter as heat and hot gasses roll over you. The scorching fire is still unbearable. You break out in a sweat. Around you, random inflammable objects ignite.
Armed and ready for any zomberts, Bob heads up to the fourth floor to get some lunch from the cinema, and maybe an ICEEtm for the road.
Name: Bob
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your toolbelt:
* screw driver
* pipewrench
* box cutter, a tape measure
* $3707 worth of Victoria's Secret lingerie
* glock 19 (15 rounds)
Supermarket trolley:
XXL Popcorn
XXL Pepsi™
10 Packs of Nachos
Tub of industrial Nacho cheese
There was a perfectly good 24 hour hypermart next to you. It's shutters have not been used in years, and most of the staff have never closed the store before. But no, supermarket food wouldn't do. You raid a cinema's concession stand instead because that is real food for the post-modern man.
4 - Movie goers are still streaming out of the halls and into the exits. The staff are busy directing them. In the confusion, you can choose to take from the popcorn stall, the hotdog stall and the soda machine. You do all of the above and now have an XXL tub of popcorn, an XXL cup of Pepsi™, and 10 packs of nacho chips, and a tub of industrial cheese.
5 - You put your stash in an abandoned supermarket trolley.
"Hitler vas veak. Mother Russia is strong."
This is not a matter of opinion.
Finish the cake and take a look if those shutters can be opened from inside.
Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery. He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
In his pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.
Status:
STAINED WITH CAKE
"Whatever you say, Mr. Putin. Said Roger as he turns his head back to the US president with the most shitty hair of all US Presidents in history. "Why are standing around? Go and help your Russian boyfriend, you Hitler-worshiping twat!" Proclaimed Roger Waters to Trump.
Aid Putin with the shutters.
Name: Roger Waters
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Former Pink Floyd's lead vocalist.
Appearance: Here... (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Waters#/media/File:Roger_Waters,_San_Jose,_20170607.jpg)
Personality: Grumpy, jerkish and egoistical. Thinks that Trump is a pig.
Professional Skill(s): Guitar, Singing.
Hobbies: Left-wing activism, Anti-Israeli/Pro-Palestine activism, Pissing (not literally) on David Gilmour.
What do you have in your pockets: A guitar, a microphone and a picture of Donald Trump fapping on Hitler's thin mustache.
EDIT: Added my sheet.
3 - Roger and Putin bang and claw away at the shutters, trying to shake it off its hinges. It shifts a bit, but it makes an awesome racket.
Name: Jonhson
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Engineer
Appearance: He looks like an old gold digger for some reason https://i.pinimg.com/736x/cd/bb/83/cdbb83af4ca847b0d17bdfb9afd371b5--hopes-and-dreams-cowboy-art.jpg
Personality: Basically a old man that always has a smile on his face
Professional Skill(s): Engineering , Building
Hobbies: Electrician , Tactical Wrench Fighting , Drinking
What do you have in your pockets: Leatherman Wave Multitool, Screwdriver, Canteen (with alcochol)
Johnson was helping to build the new subway lines, but while on break he only shits in the best toilets in the land. Johnson was hiding in the "Premier" lounge of the cinema when the fire alarm sounded.
Name: Joe Blo (This name is just a placeholder. No-one cares about his name, usually just saying "Hey, you!" or some other variant.)
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Minimum-wage asshole for some major fast-food chain.
Appearance: People usually don't look at him long enough to actually see what he looks like other than "he's a man".
Personality: Would rather people didn't bother him. Has given up on that hope for a long while now, and now prefers to just do his job and then leave so he can do his own thing.
Professional Skill(s): Listening to (and following) orders, not getting angry.
Hobbies: Wood carving/whittling, video games, writing.
What do you have in your pockets: Pocket knife, small wooden stick that has some carving on it, car keys, bottle of water, cell phone, wallet with some money and credit cards.
Hey, I've worked minimum wage fast food before...
Joe was at his counter at Texas Chicken when the fire alarm went off and the information counter made an announcement about "terrorists". The staff and customers all start to panic.
Meanwhile in Zombieland,
Gunfire is heard in the streets as police first responders engage in GLORIOUS BATTLE with the cannibal horde.
some cannibal gangs spill back into the first floor from the streets and chop away at the stampeding civilians trying to flee. Civilians trying to escape from the second floor find themselves unable to get down.
Civilians on the third and fourth floors have started using the fire escapes.
Finish my buisness and find out what is happening
Name: Jonhson
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Engineer
Appearance: He looks like an old gold digger for some reason https://i.pinimg.com/736x/cd/bb/83/cdbb83af4ca847b0d17bdfb9afd371b5--hopes-and-dreams-cowboy-art.jpg
Personality: Basically a old man that always has a smile on his face
Professional Skill(s): Engineering , Building
Hobbies: Electrician , Tactical Wrench Fighting , Drinking
What do you have in your pockets: Leatherman Wave Multitool, Screwdriver, Canteen (with alcochol)
Name: Bob
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your toolbelt:
* screw driver
* pipewrench
* box cutter, a tape measure
* $3707 worth of Victoria's Secret lingerie
* glock 19 (15 rounds)
Supermarket trolley:
XXL Popcorn
XXL Pepsi™
10 Packs of Nachos
Tub of industrial Nacho cheese
Name: Roger Waters
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Former Pink Floyd's lead vocalist.
Appearance: Here... (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Waters#/media/File:Roger_Waters,_San_Jose,_20170607.jpg)
Personality: Grumpy, jerkish and egoistical. Thinks that Trump is a pig.
Professional Skill(s): Guitar, Singing.
Hobbies: Left-wing activism, Anti-Israeli/Pro-Palestine activism, Pissing (not literally) on David Gilmour.
What do you have in your pockets: A guitar, a microphone and a picture of Donald Trump fapping on Hitler's thin mustache.
Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery. He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
In his pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.
Status:
STAINED WITH CAKE
Name: Isabel Front
Class: Tech Gear
Appearance: Tough and no-nonsense.
Mech Appearance: Squat and wide, made wider by large wing-shaped rockets mounted on the sides. Painted in a hexagonal pattern with blue, grey, and orange.
Arcane: 100/100
Attributes:
Resistant
Quick-witted
Unobservative
Inventory:
Improved Jump Jets (5A)
Light Cannon (4A)
6x "Marauder" Sniper Drones (4A)
Pseudosoul Halberd
Upgrades:
Emulated soul weapon
Kappa
Take cover and play guitar in order to hypnotize the shooters and turn them into Liberals.
Name: Roger Waters
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Former Pink Floyd's lead vocalist.
Appearance: Here... (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Waters#/media/File:Roger_Waters,_San_Jose,_20170607.jpg)
Personality: Grumpy, jerkish and egoistical. Thinks that Trump is a pig.
Professional Skill(s): Guitar, Singing.
Hobbies: Left-wing activism, Anti-Israeli/Pro-Palestine activism, Pissing (not literally) on David Gilmour.
What do you have in your pockets: A guitar, a microphone and a picture of Donald Trump fapping on Hitler's thin mustache.
Name: Jonhson
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Engineer
Appearance: He looks like an old gold digger for some reason https://i.pinimg.com/736x/cd/bb/83/cdbb83af4ca847b0d17bdfb9afd371b5--hopes-and-dreams-cowboy-art.jpg
Personality: Basically a old man that always has a smile on his face
Professional Skill(s): Engineering , Building
Hobbies: Electrician , Tactical Wrench Fighting , Drinking
What do you have in your pockets: Leatherman Wave Multitool, Screwdriver, Canteen (with alcochol)
It's time to whip out good old Makarov, I'm not old KGB agent for nothing! Shoot the security! Also, leaking gas? Sounds like a good moment to walk away from explosions.
Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery. He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
In his pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.
Status:
STAINED WITH CAKE
Super slow motion bullet time jump shooting! Guaranteed success.
Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery. He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
In his pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.
Status:
STAINED WITH CAKE
Name: Jack S.
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also, probably definitely this (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan).
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack
Upgrades: Commander of Bookworms
Get the garbage chute's stair access blocked.
Unfortunately, these impromptu slingshots are unlikely to be of much use against zombies. However, in large enough quantities, they could be useful to defend against human enemies, so sure, give everyone one of them.
However, as I asked, are there any hardcover books here heavy enough to be effective melee weapons? Or maybe there's umbrellas around?
What were the other shops on this floor?
Did not receive a response, so I'm assuming I'm in the gardens now.
Offer my construction services to secure all the barricades, ask the person who looks like they are in charge to ration the food.
Name: Bob
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your toolbelt:
* screw driver
* pipewrench
* box cutter, a tape measure
* $3707 worth of Victoria's Secret lingerie
* glock 19 (15 rounds)
Supermarket trolley:
XXL Popcorn
XXL Pepsi™
10 Packs of Nachos
Tub of industrial Nacho cheese
Name: Joe Blo (This name is just a placeholder. No-one cares about his name, usually just saying "Hey, you!" or some other variant.)
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Minimum-wage asshole for some major fast-food chain.
Appearance: People usually don't look at him long enough to actually see what he looks like other than "he's a man".
Personality: Would rather people didn't bother him. Has given up on that hope for a long while now, and now prefers to just do his job and then leave so he can do his own thing.
Professional Skill(s): Listening to (and following) orders, not getting angry.
Hobbies: Wood carving/whittling, video games, writing.
What do you have in your pockets: Pocket knife, small wooden stick that has some carving on it, car keys, bottle of water, cell phone, wallet with some money and credit cards.
Joe checks for any sort of proper weapon (it’s hard to fight off cannibals with a stick or pocket knife after all.
If nothing else, Joe looks for things to throw.
Try and go to the roof
Name: Jonhson
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Engineer
Appearance: He looks like an old gold digger for some reason https://i.pinimg.com/736x/cd/bb/83/cdbb83af4ca847b0d17bdfb9afd371b5--hopes-and-dreams-cowboy-art.jpg
Personality: Basically a old man that always has a smile on his face
Professional Skill(s): Engineering , Building
Hobbies: Electrician , Tactical Wrench Fighting , Drinking
What do you have in your pockets: Leatherman Wave Multitool, Screwdriver, Canteen (with alcochol)
XXL Tub of Popcorn
Status: Bleeding from the anus.
Hunker down for now. When Putin kills the police, get out from this place at any cost!
Name: Roger Waters
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Former Pink Floyd's lead vocalist.
Appearance: Here... (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Waters#/media/File:Roger_Waters,_San_Jose,_20170607.jpg)
Personality: Grumpy, jerkish and egoistical. Thinks that Trump is a pig.
Professional Skill(s): Guitar, Singing.
Hobbies: Left-wing activism, Anti-Israeli/Pro-Palestine activism, Pissing (not literally) on David Gilmour.
What do you have in your pockets: A guitar, a microphone and a picture of Donald Trump fapping on Hitler's thin mustache.
Okay, apparently there is a reason why Putin is ex-KGB agent.
Super slow motion bullet time jump shooting! Guaranteed success.
Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery. He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
In his pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.
Status:
STAINED WITH CAKE
1 - Vladmir Putin Tries to squeeze through the gap in the Shutters to engage the security officers in gunjitsu. But he is bloated with cake. A sharp edge in the shutters catches across the chest - Tearing the muscle through the cake stained business suit.
The security officers eagerly attempt to shoot the pinned Putin.
1 - The gun shots plink about the metal shutters, failing to connect with their target, but somehow unhinging the entire structure which topples over and falls on Putin.
"Come on, you chubby fuck! Tell the police to stop shooting at us! You're the president of the USA, they will listen to you!" Screamed Roger at Trump.
Hunker down for now. When Putin kills the police, get out from this place at any cost!
Name: Roger Waters
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Former Pink Floyd's lead vocalist.
Appearance: Here... (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Waters#/media/File:Roger_Waters,_San_Jose,_20170607.jpg)
Personality: Grumpy, jerkish and egoistical. Thinks that Trump is a pig.
Professional Skill(s): Guitar, Singing.
Hobbies: Left-wing activism, Anti-Israeli/Pro-Palestine activism, Pissing (not literally) on David Gilmour.
What do you have in your pockets: A guitar, a microphone and a picture of Donald Trump fapping on Hitler's thin mustache.
Roger hunkers down behind Trump, screaming at him like a lover.
Then a gang of cannibals arrive at the scene and charge both groups. Putin, the only one whose head is sticking out of the shutters, sees ten cannibals rush towards the security officers, who start firing frantically. Another ten are coming straight for you!
I try to get out, failing that, fight fire with fire
4 - You endure the pain from your burning flesh and reach the shutters. You bang on them desperately. The south Korean staff stand outside. They point and laugh.
Try and go to the roof
Name: Jonhson
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Engineer
Appearance: He looks like an old gold digger for some reason https://i.pinimg.com/736x/cd/bb/83/cdbb83af4ca847b0d17bdfb9afd371b5--hopes-and-dreams-cowboy-art.jpg
Personality: Basically a old man that always has a smile on his face
Professional Skill(s): Engineering , Building
Hobbies: Electrician , Tactical Wrench Fighting , Drinking
What do you have in your pockets: Leatherman Wave Multitool, Screwdriver, Canteen (with alcochol)
XXL Tub of Popcorn
Status: Bleeding from the anus.
Johnson heads towards the roof... but...
1 - A hungry cannibal catches the scent of the blood coming from his anus and starts stalking him. He can easily get to the barricade, but will lead the stalker straight to the fortress.
Did not receive a response, so I'm assuming I'm in the gardens now.
Offer my construction services to secure all the barricades, ask the person who looks like they are in charge to ration the food.
Name: Bob
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your toolbelt:
* screw driver
* pipewrench
* box cutter, a tape measure
* $3707 worth of Victoria's Secret lingerie
* glock 19 (15 rounds)
Supermarket trolley:
XXL Popcorn
XXL Pepsi™
10 Packs of Nachos
Tub of industrial Nacho cheese
6 - You present yourself as a master barricade builder. Several schoolgirls start swooning. You are informed that Jack the stunt man is the acting overseer of this fortress. They apologize for relieving you of your nachos and promise to share.
Name: Jack S.
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also, probably definitely this (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan).
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack
Upgrades: Commander of Bookworms
Get the garbage chute's stair access blocked.
Unfortunately, these impromptu slingshots are unlikely to be of much use against zombies. However, in large enough quantities, they could be useful to defend against human enemies, so sure, give everyone one of them.
However, as I asked, are there any hardcover books here heavy enough to be effective melee weapons? Or maybe there's umbrellas around?
What were the other shops on this floor?
Name: Jack S.
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also, probably this.
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack
Upgrades: Commander of the Bookworms
Found your sheet for you!
You direct the bookworm brigade to barricade the cargo lift access. Fortunately, they are all connected by the same corridor. Bob the master barricade builder offers his services and helps direct the construction. He reports that without nails, all you can do is merely pile things on each other.
Rooftop barricades:
East Escalator: Barricaded with 6 tables
West Escalator: Barricaded with 6 tables
East Passenger lifts: None
East Passenger lift fire escape: 2 tables
West Passenger lifts: None
West Passenger lift fire escape: 2 tables
West Exterior stairwell: 5 chairs
Cargo Lift Corridors: Barricading in progress.
East Cargo Lift: None
Central Cargo Lift: None
Central Garbage Chute's Stair Access: None
Library West Fire Escape: None
Library East Fire Escape: None
Interior Perimeter:
Library Entrance: Barricaded with 5 bookshelves and a number of tables.
Name: Jack S.
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also, probably definitely this (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan).
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack
Upgrades: Commander of Bookworms
Smash the incoming cannibals with wide swings of my guitar.
Name: Roger Waters
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Former Pink Floyd's lead vocalist.
Appearance: Here... (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Waters#/media/File:Roger_Waters,_San_Jose,_20170607.jpg)
Personality: Grumpy, jerkish and egoistical. Thinks that Trump is a pig.
Professional Skill(s): Guitar, Singing.
Hobbies: Left-wing activism, Anti-Israeli/Pro-Palestine activism, Pissing (not literally) on David Gilmour.
What do you have in your pockets: A guitar, a microphone and a picture of Donald Trump fapping on Hitler's thin mustache.
Name: Jonhson
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Engineer
Appearance: He looks like an old gold digger for some reason https://i.pinimg.com/736x/cd/bb/83/cdbb83af4ca847b0d17bdfb9afd371b5--hopes-and-dreams-cowboy-art.jpg
Personality: Basically a old man that always has a smile on his face
Professional Skill(s): Engineering , Building
Hobbies: Electrician , Tactical Wrench Fighting , Drinking
What do you have in your pockets: Leatherman Wave Multitool, Screwdriver, Canteen (with alcochol)
XXL Tub of Popcorn
Status: Bleeding from the anus.
Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery. He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
In his pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.
Status:
STAINED WITH CAKE
Teared chest muscle
Name: Carp Enter
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Artist
Appearance: An average-sized man. His bone-white hair is interwoven and forms a primitive mane with his beard and moustache. His black eyes dart constantly dart around his surroundings. His clothes are made of paper that was stapled together and cover him from neck to toe.
Personality: Reasonably cautious. People might call him paranoid or mad but every one of his fears is grounded in reality. They're real and all who think otherwise are fools who will never survive the gathering of walls.
Professional Skill(s): Sculpting, Dodging
Hobbies: Worship, Engraving, Hunting
What do you have in your pockets:
5 stones
Paintbrush
Pencil
Lighter
Name: Carp Enter
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Artist
Appearance: An average-sized man. His bone-white hair is interwoven and forms a primitive mane with his beard and moustache. His black eyes dart constantly dart around his surroundings. His clothes are made of paper that was stapled together and cover him from neck to toe.
Personality: Reasonably cautious. People might call him paranoid or mad but every one of his fears is grounded in reality. They're real and all who think otherwise are fools who will never survive the gathering of walls.
Professional Skill(s): Sculpting, Dodging
Hobbies: Worship, Engraving, Hunting
What do you have in your pockets:
5 stones
Paintbrush
Pencil
Lighter
Tear off a page with a drawing of a carp from one of the many layers of my suit. Attempt to exorcise the carp from Bob.
Get the pan and knife ready,listen for the stalker,when i hear him or see him run into him and hit him over the head with the pan and start stabbing him
Name: Jonhson
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Engineer
Appearance: He looks like an old gold digger for some reason https://i.pinimg.com/736x/cd/bb/83/cdbb83af4ca847b0d17bdfb9afd371b5--hopes-and-dreams-cowboy-art.jpg
Personality: Basically a old man that always has a smile on his face
Professional Skill(s): Engineering , Building
Hobbies: Electrician , Tactical Wrench Fighting , Drinking
What do you have in your pockets: Leatherman Wave Multitool, Screwdriver, Canteen (with alcochol)
XXL Tub of Popcorn
Status: Bleeding from the anus.
Name: Jack S.
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also, probably definitely this (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan).
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack
Upgrades: Commander of Bookworms
Name: Jack S.
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also, probably definitely this (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan).
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack
Upgrades: Commander of Bookworms
First off: are there any bass instruments in the Ballet and Music store, like trombones or bassoons?
Second: does the Fitness place have weights and those yoga balls and anything else separate from exercise machines?
No idea. If you search, we'll roll for it.
Search for them.
Stand up, take my guitar and run the fuck outta this place.
If I don't die running away, find myself a safe place to hide in.
Name: Roger Waters
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Former Pink Floyd's lead vocalist.
Appearance: Here... (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Waters#/media/File:Roger_Waters,_San_Jose,_20170607.jpg)
Personality: Grumpy, jerkish and egoistical. Thinks that Trump is a pig.
Professional Skill(s): Guitar, Singing.
Hobbies: Left-wing activism, Anti-Israeli/Pro-Palestine activism, Pissing (not literally) on David Gilmour.
What do you have in your pockets: A guitar, a microphone and a picture of Donald Trump fapping on Hitler's thin mustache.
Name: John Walker
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President Trump bodyguard.
Appearance: Completely unremarkable man in classical suit.
Personality: Very american.
Professional Skill(s): Push away people, who get too close to president. Shoot in targets at firing range.
Hobbies: TOTALLY AMERICAN revolver made by AMERICAN WORKERS in AMERICA for real AMERICANS, zippo lighter(equally AMERICAN), metal flask of absolutely american Jack Daniels whiskey brewed by americans for americans, cellphone, pocket sized american flag.
Attempt to find the most american president of america to ever walk on american soil among americans. Aka Trump.
Stop being incompetent prick like Trump and show off what a true badass can do! Let massive ass kicking commence!
Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery. He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
In his pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.
Status:
STAINED WITH CAKE
Deeply teared chest muscle
3 fingers less
Name: Joe Blo (This name is just a placeholder. No-one cares about his name, usually just saying "Hey, you!" or some other variant.)
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Minimum-wage asshole for some major fast-food chain.
Appearance: People usually don't look at him long enough to actually see what he looks like other than "he's a man".
Personality: Would rather people didn't bother him. Has given up on that hope for a long while now, and now prefers to just do his job and then leave so he can do his own thing.
Professional Skill(s): Listening to (and following) orders, not getting angry.
Hobbies: Wood carving/whittling, video games, writing.
What do you have in your pockets: Pocket knife, small wooden stick that has some carving on it, car keys, bottle of water, cell phone, wallet with some money and credit cards.
Joe throws the shoe at the cannibal’s head as hard as he can.
Name: Carp Enter
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Artist
Appearance: An average-sized man. His bone-white hair is interwoven and forms a primitive mane with his beard and moustache. His black eyes dart constantly dart around his surroundings. His clothes are made of paper that was stapled together and cover him from neck to toe.
Personality: Reasonably cautious. People might call him paranoid or mad but every one of his fears is grounded in reality. They're real and all who think otherwise are fools who will never survive the gathering of walls.
Professional Skill(s): Sculpting, Dodging
Hobbies: Worship, Engraving, Hunting
What do you have in your pockets:
5 stones
Paintbrush
Pencil
Lighter
Tear off a page with a drawing of a carp from one of the many layers of my suit. Attempt to exorcise the carp from Bob.
Hey now, don't look at me, it's Jack you want to talk to :P
Reinforce the barricades!
Name: Bob
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your toolbelt:
* screw driver
* pipewrench
* box cutter, a tape measure
* $3707 worth of Victoria's Secret lingerie
* glock 19 (15 rounds)
Name: Carp Enter
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Artist
Appearance: An average-sized man. His bone-white hair is interwoven and forms a primitive mane with his beard and moustache. His black eyes dart constantly dart around his surroundings. His clothes are made of paper that was stapled together and cover him from neck to toe.
Personality: Reasonably cautious. People might call him paranoid or mad but every one of his fears is grounded in reality. They're real and all who think otherwise are fools who will never survive the gathering of walls.
Professional Skill(s): Sculpting, Dodging
Hobbies: Worship, Engraving, Hunting
What do you have in your pockets:
5 stones
Paintbrush
Pencil
Lighter
Distribute the stones among the children. Teach them the worship of stones and attempt to impart my extensive knowledge on the throwing of said stones into the face of the enemy.
Name: John Walker
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President Trump bodyguard.
Appearance: Completely unremarkable man in classical suit.
Personality: Very american.
Professional Skill(s): Push away people, who get too close to president. Shoot in targets at firing range.
Hobbies: TOTALLY AMERICAN revolver made by AMERICAN WORKERS in AMERICA for real AMERICANS, zippo lighter(equally AMERICAN), metal flask of absolutely american Jack Daniels whiskey brewed by americans for americans, cellphone, pocket sized american flag.
YELL : STOP RIGHT HERE, CRIMINAL SCUM, then shoot cannibals charging Trump with AMERICAN LEAD FROM AMERICAN BARREL OF AMERICAN REVOLVER, while shouting YEEE-HAAAA, like real americans, do in such american place as Texas.
Joe decides to move away from the cannibal and search for another thing to throw.
Name: Joe Blo (This name is just a placeholder. No-one cares about his name, usually just saying "Hey, you!" or some other variant.)
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Minimum-wage asshole for some major fast-food chain.
Appearance: People usually don't look at him long enough to actually see what he looks like other than "he's a man".
Personality: Would rather people didn't bother him. Has given up on that hope for a long while now, and now prefers to just do his job and then leave so he can do his own thing.
Professional Skill(s): Listening to (and following) orders, not getting angry.
Hobbies: Wood carving/whittling, video games, writing.
What do you have in your pockets: Pocket knife, small wooden stick that has some carving on it, car keys, bottle of water, cell phone, wallet with some money and credit cards.
The contrabassoon is a rare antique costing millions of dollars
Given that it was in some random shopping mall's music shop, I doubt this.
Anyway, convince the shop own of the weight of the sistuation, enlist his assistance, use some of the weights to reinforce our barricades, and examine the contents of the garden that we've got up here.
Name: Jack S.
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also, probably definitely this (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan).
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack
Upgrades: Commander of Bookworms
With fire alarms, and no PA, Bob knows there is only one way to get his attention...
Entering the gardens, Bob begins to work on his magnum opus. A design so advanced, that Trump will be unable to resist being drawn to it.
Bob builds a mini-golf course.
Name: Bob
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your toolbelt:
* screw driver
* pipewrench
* box cutter, a tape measure
* $3707 worth of Victoria's Secret lingerie
* glock 19 (15 rounds)
* schoolgirl (fainted)
Name: Jonhson
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Engineer
Appearance: He looks like an old gold digger for some reason https://i.pinimg.com/736x/cd/bb/83/cdbb83af4ca847b0d17bdfb9afd371b5--hopes-and-dreams-cowboy-art.jpg
Personality: Basically a old man that always has a smile on his face
Professional Skill(s): Engineering , Building
Hobbies: Electrician , Tactical Wrench Fighting , Drinking
What do you have in your pockets: Leatherman Wave Multitool, Screwdriver, Canteen (with alcochol)
XXL Tub of Popcorn
Status: Bleeding from the anus.
Back is torn
Name: Carp Enter
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Artist
Appearance: An average-sized man. His bone-white hair is interwoven and forms a primitive mane with his beard and moustache. His black eyes dart constantly dart around his surroundings. His clothes are made of paper that was stapled together and cover him from neck to toe.
Personality: Reasonably cautious. People might call him paranoid or mad but every one of his fears is grounded in reality. They're real and all who think otherwise are fools who will never survive the gathering of walls.
Professional Skill(s): Sculpting, Dodging
Hobbies: Worship, Engraving, Hunting
What do you have in your pockets:
Paintbrush
Pencil
Lighter
Rush to the barricaded fifth floor, then rest for a while.
Name: Roger Waters
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Former Pink Floyd's lead vocalist.
Appearance: Here... (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Waters#/media/File:Roger_Waters,_San_Jose,_20170607.jpg)
Personality: Grumpy, jerkish and egoistical. Thinks that Trump is a pig.
Professional Skill(s): Guitar, Singing.
Hobbies: Left-wing activism, Anti-Israeli/Pro-Palestine activism, Pissing (not literally) on David Gilmour.
What do you have in your pockets: A guitar, a microphone and a picture of Donald Trump fapping on Hitler's thin mustache.
EDIT: Changed "rooftop" to the "fifth floor".
That's more like it! Now, where are the kitchen fire gas explosions that herald arrival conqueror of the new age?
Also, do some first aid to prevent further blood loss, it wouldn't be good for tale of Putin the Mighty end here. Unless I'm being accosted by cannibals, in which case proceed to murder them first, of course.
Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery. He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
In his pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.
Status:
STAINED WITH CAKE
Deeply teared chest muscle
3 fingers less
Also Trump getting shot(ups) did not give him any status effects?
Name: John Walker
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President Trump bodyguard.
Appearance: Completely unremarkable man in classical suit.
Personality: Very american.
Professional Skill(s): Push away people, who get too close to president. Shoot in targets at firing range.
Hobbies: TOTALLY AMERICAN revolver made by AMERICAN WORKERS in AMERICA for real AMERICANS, zippo lighter(equally AMERICAN), metal flask of absolutely american Jack Daniels whiskey brewed by americans for americans, cellphone, pocket sized american flag.
Turn on the "gid gud" skills that i learned from all these years of playing Dark Souls and use the pan as a buckler to parry and stab him while he is stunned
Name: Jonhson
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Engineer
Appearance: He looks like an old gold digger for some reason https://i.pinimg.com/736x/cd/bb/83/cdbb83af4ca847b0d17bdfb9afd371b5--hopes-and-dreams-cowboy-art.jpg
Personality: Basically a old man that always has a smile on his face
Professional Skill(s): Engineering , Building
Hobbies: Electrician , Tactical Wrench Fighting , Drinking
What do you have in your pockets: Leatherman Wave Multitool, Screwdriver, Canteen (with alcochol)
XXL Tub of Popcorn
Status: Bleeding from the anus.
Back is torn
6 - You parry the lunging cannibal and stab into its neck. The severed part flies off in an arc!
1 - A teenager nearby films the whole thing and posts it on youtube.
My baby face melts the hearts of the Koreans who decide to deposit me near the only one with enough money to help me: Trump
5 - Convinced you are an abomination of a child ruler, the surviving Koreans throw you back into the fire.
Shoot all 5 bullets remaining in revolver in cannibals, yell YEEEHAAA
Also Trump getting shot(ups) did not give him any status effects?
Name: John Walker
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President Trump bodyguard.
Appearance: Completely unremarkable man in classical suit.
Personality: Very american.
Professional Skill(s): Push away people, who get too close to president. Shoot in targets at firing range.
Hobbies: TOTALLY AMERICAN revolver made by AMERICAN WORKERS in AMERICA for real AMERICANS, zippo lighter(equally AMERICAN), metal flask of absolutely american Jack Daniels whiskey brewed by americans for americans, cellphone, pocket sized american flag.
3 - You fire wildly, clipping a few cannibals, wounding but not dropping them. They turn their backs from Trump, Putin and Rogers to focus on you, the bigger threat!
(Trump will have to deal with the whole shot in the chest thing when he posts)
Name: Donald J. Trump
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Actual President of the United States
Appearance: "Just amazing, I look great, people look at me and just wow."
Personality: "The best, I have a tremendous personality, everyone loves my personality, it's such a good temperament, nobody has a personality like I do."
Professional Skill(s): "Making America great again, and being amazing at twitter, have you seen my twitter? I beat everyone at twittering, all those slobs are worthless, they can't touch my twitter."
Hobbies: "I have so many hobbies you wouldn't believe, they're all great, just the best hobbies, everyone wants hobbies like mine, but nobody can have them because they're not me, only I can have hobbies this good."
What do you have in your pockets: A lot of money, a smartphone, a spare smartphone in case twitter stops working on the first, and a secure government-issued phone which is never used.
Status: Shot in the chest!
Quote from:
That's more like it! Now, where are the kitchen fire gas explosions that herald arrival conqueror of the new age?
Also, do some first aid to prevent further blood loss, it wouldn't be good for tale of Putin the Mighty end here. Unless I'm being accosted by cannibals, in which case proceed to murder them first, of course.
Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery. He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
In his pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.
Status:
STAINED WITH CAKE
Deeply teared chest muscle
3 fingers less
6 - The kitchen explodes with tremendous force, blowing Putin and Trump away!
4 - Putin and trump tumble in the air and land on their feet... on the first floor!
2 - Putin fails to find any suitable supplies to bind his wound. So he just puts pressure on it. That always works, right?
The contrabassoon is a rare antique costing millions of dollars
Given that it was in some random shopping mall's music shop, I doubt this.
Anyway, convince the shop own of the weight of the sistuation, enlist his assistance, use some of the weights to reinforce our barricades, and examine the contents of the garden that we've got up here.
Name: Jack S.
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also, probably definitely this (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan).
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack
Upgrades: Commander of Bookworms
3 - The shopkeeper is in tears. You stole a priceless instrument!
2 - There are a handful of exotic plants and grasses in the garden. The bright colours probably mean they are poisonous.
Bob realizes that if they are to stand a chance, they will need more than a bunch of a nerds. He knows that for some strange reason, the POTUS (and his friends/enemies) are in this mall, and that bringing him up here would give them the firepower they need.
With fire alarms, and no PA, Bob knows there is only one way to get his attention...
Entering the gardens, Bob begins to work on his magnum opus. A design so advanced, that Trump will be unable to resist being drawn to it.
Bob builds a mini-golf course.
Name: Bob
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your toolbelt:
* screw driver
* pipewrench
* box cutter, a tape measure
* $3707 worth of Victoria's Secret lingerie
* glock 19 (15 rounds)
* schoolgirl (fainted)
1 - Bob tries to cast of the worries of the day with miniature gold. But the schoolgirl in his arms won't let him.
2 - the schoolgirl remains fainted. She also starts to drool a bit.
Name: Carp Enter
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Artist
Appearance: An average-sized man. His bone-white hair is interwoven and forms a primitive mane with his beard and moustache. His black eyes dart constantly dart around his surroundings. His clothes are made of paper that was stapled together and cover him from neck to toe.
Personality: Reasonably cautious. People might call him paranoid or mad but every one of his fears is grounded in reality. They're real and all who think otherwise are fools who will never survive the gathering of walls.
Professional Skill(s): Sculpting, Dodging
Hobbies: Worship, Engraving, Hunting
What do you have in your pockets:
Paintbrush
Pencil
Lighter
1 - Your believers are to busy fretting about the horrors of whatever the heck is going on downstairs to focus on your holy work. They help Bob and Jack with the barricades instead.
Becoming tired from all this running, Roger Waters decides to push himself harder in order to get to the safe and barricaded fifth floor.
Rush to the barricaded fifth floor, then rest for a while.
Name: Roger Waters
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Former Pink Floyd's lead vocalist.
Appearance: Here... (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Waters#/media/File:Roger_Waters,_San_Jose,_20170607.jpg)
Personality: Grumpy, jerkish and egoistical. Thinks that Trump is a pig.
Professional Skill(s): Guitar, Singing.
Hobbies: Left-wing activism, Anti-Israeli/Pro-Palestine activism, Pissing (not literally) on David Gilmour.
What do you have in your pockets: A guitar, a microphone and a picture of Donald Trump fapping on Hitler's thin mustache.
EDIT: Changed "rooftop" to the "fifth floor".
6 - You RUN through hordes of cannibals, fleeing civilians and slaughtered civilians to reach the roof-fifthfloor-skygarden-andlibrary.
THE CANNIBALS ALSO FOLLOW YOU, HOT ON YOUR HEELS, DRIVEN BY THEIR INSTINCT TO CHASE FLEEING TARGETS.
There are now cannibals mere meters away from the escalator barricades.
3 - Roger is helped over the barricades by a bunch of children. But he lands on them and squashes them all with his guitar.
Name: Jack S.
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also, probably definitely this (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan).
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack
Upgrades: Commander of Bookworms
3 - The shopkeeper is in tears. You stole a priceless instrument!
2 - There are a handful of exotic plants and grasses in the garden. The bright colours probably mean they are poisonous.
There are now cannibals mere meters away from the escalator barricades.
3 - Roger is helped over the barricades by a bunch of children. But he lands on them and squashes them all with his guitar.
Regarding the shopkeeper: I'm sorry, sir. Do you have any other heavy, non-priceless instruments we could use? Are there any other contrabassoons?
Regarding the plants: Is there anything here we can eat? Or at the very least seeds or stuff we can plant that will grow into foods?
Regrading the cannibals: Get out your weaponry, people! They're coming!
Regarding clumsy Roger: Get everyone involved in that tangle into the library. Make sure nobody is seriously hurt.
So that's how it's going to be.
Remind the believers why they fear the dark. Pick a book and hide among the shadows. Smack them with it at random intervals in order to teach them the necessary dodging skills. From the shadows of course.
Name: Carp Enter
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Artist
Appearance: An average-sized man. His bone-white hair is interwoven and forms a primitive mane with his beard and moustache. His black eyes dart constantly dart around his surroundings. His clothes are made of paper that was stapled together and cover him from neck to toe.
Personality: Reasonably cautious. People might call him paranoid or mad but every one of his fears is grounded in reality. They're real and all who think otherwise are fools who will never survive the gathering of walls.
Professional Skill(s): Sculpting, Dodging
Hobbies: Worship, Engraving, Hunting
What do you have in your pockets:
Paintbrush
Pencil
Lighter
What's happening on the first floor?
Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery. He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
In his pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.
Status:
STAINED WITH CAKE
Deeply teared chest muscle
3 fingers less
Go to the library and rest."
((I'll write "Very Tired" in the sheet as my status.))
Name: Roger Waters
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Former Pink Floyd's lead vocalist.
Appearance: Here... (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Waters#/media/File:Roger_Waters,_San_Jose,_20170607.jpg)
Personality: Grumpy, jerkish and egoistical. Thinks that Trump is a pig.
Professional Skill(s): Guitar, Singing.
Hobbies: Left-wing activism, Anti-Israeli/Pro-Palestine activism, Pissing (not literally) on David Gilmour.
Status: Very Tired
What do you have in your pockets: A guitar, a microphone and a picture of Donald Trump fapping on Hitler's thin mustache.
Name: Bob
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your toolbelt:
* screw driver
* pipewrench
* box cutter, a tape measure
* $3707 worth of Victoria's Secret lingerie
* glock 19 (15 rounds)
Name: Joe Blo (This name is just a placeholder. No-one cares about his name, usually just saying "Hey, you!" or some other variant.)
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Minimum-wage asshole for some major fast-food chain.
Appearance: People usually don't look at him long enough to actually see what he looks like other than "he's a man".
Personality: Would rather people didn't bother him. Has given up on that hope for a long while now, and now prefers to just do his job and then leave so he can do his own thing.
Professional Skill(s): Listening to (and following) orders, not getting angry.
Hobbies: Wood carving/whittling, video games, writing.
What do you have in your pockets: Pocket knife, small wooden stick that has some carving on it, car keys, bottle of water, cell phone, wallet with some money and credit cards.
Name: Joe Blo (This name is just a placeholder. No-one cares about his name, usually just saying "Hey, you!" or some other variant.)
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Minimum-wage asshole for some major fast-food chain.
Appearance: People usually don't look at him long enough to actually see what he looks like other than "he's a man".
Personality: Would rather people didn't bother him. Has given up on that hope for a long while now, and now prefers to just do his job and then leave so he can do his own thing.
Professional Skill(s): Listening to (and following) orders, not getting angry.
Hobbies: Wood carving/whittling, video games, writing.
What do you have in your pockets: Pocket knife, small wooden stick that has some carving on it, car keys, bottle of water, cell phone, wallet with some money and credit cards.
Regarding the shopkeeper: I'm sorry, sir. Do you have any other heavy, non-priceless instruments we could use? Are there any other contrabassoons?
Regarding the plants: Is there anything here we can eat? Or at the very least seeds or stuff we can plant that will grow into foods?
Regrading the cannibals: Get out your weaponry, people! They're coming!
Regarding clumsy Roger: Get everyone involved in that tangle into the library. Make sure nobody is seriously hurt.
2 - There are several species of fern planted. None of them look edible. You could however, try uprooting all of it to use the soil.
6 - Somewhere in a janitor's closet, you find a survival seed bank with hardy black turtle beans. Those things take 48 to 70 days to grow once planted, however.
5 - Neither Roger no the children are injured. The guitar is mildly compressed. The cannibals are at the gates though.
First off, the bolded speech was supposed to represent an order to the bookworms, to arm themselves and prepare to defend the fifth floor.
Anyway, those black turtle bean seeds will be a good resource... in a while. First stop, defend our floor!
(Notes: I'm good at martial arts, can take a hit well, have both a pair of tonfas and an umbrella that I can use as weapons, am good at acrobatic feats, and above all, have good luck. Seriously, it's there on my character sheet, take a look.)
Name: Jack S.
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also, probably definitely this (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan).
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack
Upgrades: Commander of Bookworms
Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery. He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
In his pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.
Status:
STAINED WITH CAKE
Deeply teared chest muscle
3 fingers less
Name: Bob
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your toolbelt:
* screw driver
* pipewrench
* box cutter, a tape measure
* $3707 worth of Victoria's Secret lingerie
* glock 19 (15 rounds)
Name: Carp Enter
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Artist
Appearance: An average-sized man. His bone-white hair is interwoven and forms a primitive mane with his beard and moustache. His black eyes dart constantly dart around his surroundings. His clothes are made of paper that was stapled together and cover him from neck to toe.
Personality: Reasonably cautious. People might call him paranoid or mad but every one of his fears is grounded in reality. They're real and all who think otherwise are fools who will never survive the gathering of walls.
Professional Skill(s): Sculpting, Dodging
Hobbies: Worship, Engraving, Hunting
What do you have in your pockets:
Paintbrush
Pencil
Lighter
Parry the book
Take a nap for a while.
Name: Roger Waters
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Former Pink Floyd's lead vocalist.
Appearance: Here... (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Waters#/media/File:Roger_Waters,_San_Jose,_20170607.jpg)
Personality: Grumpy, jerkish and egoistical. Thinks that Trump is a pig.
Professional Skill(s): Guitar, Singing.
Hobbies: Left-wing activism, Anti-Israeli/Pro-Palestine activism, Pissing (not literally) on David Gilmour.
Status: Very Tired
What do you have in your pockets: A guitar, a microphone and a picture of Donald Trump fapping on Hitler's thin mustache.
Bite?
Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery. He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
In his pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.
Status:
STAINED WITH CAKE
Deeply teared chest muscle
3 fingers less
Tendons torn in the left arm, right arm, left forearm, right forearm, left thigh, right thigh, left calf, right calf and chest
Cheeks eaten
Name: Joe Blo (This name is just a placeholder. No-one cares about his name, usually just saying "Hey, you!" or some other variant.)
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Minimum-wage asshole for some major fast-food chain.
Appearance: People usually don't look at him long enough to actually see what he looks like other than "he's a man".
Personality: Would rather people didn't bother him. Has given up on that hope for a long while now, and now prefers to just do his job and then leave so he can do his own thing.
Professional Skill(s): Listening to (and following) orders, not getting angry.
Hobbies: Wood carving/whittling, video games, writing.
What do you have in your pockets: Pocket knife, small wooden stick that has some carving on it, car keys, bottle of water, cell phone, wallet with some money and credit cards.
Name: Carp Enter
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Artist
Appearance: An average-sized man. His bone-white hair is interwoven and forms a primitive mane with his beard and moustache. His black eyes dart constantly dart around his surroundings. His clothes are made of paper that was stapled together and cover him from neck to toe.
Personality: Reasonably cautious. People might call him paranoid or mad but every one of his fears is grounded in reality. They're real and all who think otherwise are fools who will never survive the gathering of walls.
Professional Skill(s): Sculpting, Dodging
Hobbies: Worship, Engraving, Hunting
What do you have in your pockets:
Paintbrush
Pencil
Lighter
Parry the book
$917.12 in small notes and coins
Zzzzzzzz.
If someone nor something wakes me up again, become ANGERY and go smack the cannibals with my guitar.
Name: Roger Waters
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Former Pink Floyd's lead vocalist.
Appearance: Here... (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Waters#/media/File:Roger_Waters,_San_Jose,_20170607.jpg)
Personality: Grumpy, jerkish and egoistical. Thinks that Trump is a pig.
Professional Skill(s): Guitar, Singing.
Hobbies: Left-wing activism, Anti-Israeli/Pro-Palestine activism, Pissing (not literally) on David Gilmour.
Status: Very Tired
What do you have in your pockets: A guitar, a microphone and a picture of Donald Trump fapping on Hitler's thin mustache.
Use the truck to try to get survivors from the mall out.
Defend myself if need be
Name: Bob
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your toolbelt:
* screw driver
* pipewrench
* box cutter, a tape measure
* $3707 worth of Victoria's Secret lingerie
* glock 19 (15 rounds)
* shiny truck
6 - The cannibals continue to smash their way through, removing entire bookshelves from the barricades. 1 Cannibal manages to climb over the barricade to attack the defenders.
Use our umbrellas to shove the cannibals off the escalator.
[sheet to be edited in later, I am Jack]
The Bookworm brigade fights back.
6 - A dozen umbrellas and heavy stationery objects rise and fall, striking the cannibal who made it over the barricades.
2 - The Cannibal stumbles and falls. He covers himself as schoolgirls rain blows on him.
5 - Jack makes a valiant attempt to prevent the cannibals from dismantling the barricades further, but the cannibals' onslaught is more furious!
If the gang of cannibals dismantles the last layer of barricades, they will get through! Retreat?
"Hey, at least watch at what you're stepping on when you're running, stupid kids!" Roger screamed to the kids. After that, Roger closed his eyes in attempt to take a nap.
Zzzzzzzz.
If someone nor something wakes me up again, become ANGERY and go smack the cannibals with my guitar.
Name: Roger Waters
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Former Pink Floyd's lead vocalist.
Appearance: Here... (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Waters#/media/File:Roger_Waters,_San_Jose,_20170607.jpg)
Personality: Grumpy, jerkish and egoistical. Thinks that Trump is a pig.
Professional Skill(s): Guitar, Singing.
Hobbies: Left-wing activism, Anti-Israeli/Pro-Palestine activism, Pissing (not literally) on David Gilmour.
Status: Very Tired
What do you have in your pockets: A guitar, a microphone and a picture of Donald Trump fapping on Hitler's thin mustache.
Yeah, that sounds like something Bob would do.
Use the truck to try to get survivors from the mall out.
Defend myself if need be
Name: Bob
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your toolbelt:
* screw driver
* pipewrench
* box cutter, a tape measure
* $3707 worth of Victoria's Secret lingerie
* glock 19 (15 rounds)
* shiny truck
3 - Roger Walters naps while the children go off to fight for their lives.
6 - Bob goes back up to the Library and starts yelling at people to evacuate. Several children start following him to the carkpark and abandon their posts at the defenses.
Look around the roof
Found your sheet for you:
Name: Jonhson
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Engineer
Appearance: He looks like an old gold digger for some reason https://i.pinimg.com/736x/cd/bb/83/cdbb83af4ca847b0d17bdfb9afd371b5--hopes-and-dreams-cowboy-art.jpg
Personality: Basically a old man that always has a smile on his face
Professional Skill(s): Engineering , Building
Hobbies: Electrician , Tactical Wrench Fighting , Drinking
What do you have in your pockets: Leatherman Wave Multitool, Screwdriver, Canteen (with alcochol)
XXL Tub of Popcorn
Status: Bleeding from the anus.
Back is torn
The zombies are breaching the west escalator. Bob is popping up through one of the stair accesses and evacuating civilians. You could follow him, or you could stay to fight of a flood of hungry cannibals!
Go even further downstairs. Throw all the money at a zombie and gauge his reaction.
Name: Carp Enter
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Artist
Appearance: An average-sized man. His bone-white hair is interwoven and forms a primitive mane with his beard and moustache. His black eyes dart constantly dart around his surroundings. His clothes are made of paper that was stapled together and cover him from neck to toe.
Personality: Reasonably cautious. People might call him paranoid or mad but every one of his fears is grounded in reality. They're real and all who think otherwise are fools who will never survive the gathering of walls.
Professional Skill(s): Sculpting, Dodging
Hobbies: Worship, Engraving, Hunting
What do you have in your pockets:
Paintbrush
Pencil
Lighter
Parry the book
$917.12 in small notes and coins
The Cannibal eats your money and roars hungrily at you. It seems frenzied.
Ehh...
Bite?
Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery. He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
In his pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.
Status:
STAINED WITH CAKE
Deeply teared chest muscle
3 fingers less
Tendons torn in the left arm, right arm, left forearm, right forearm, left thigh, right thigh, left calf, right calf and chest
Cheeks eaten
2 - Putin fails to make a last stand. Hungry cannibals tear into his cake-stained flesh. The Putin gives in to the pain.
Help out Bob with the evacuation
Name: Jonhson
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Engineer
Appearance: He looks like an old gold digger for some reason https://i.pinimg.com/736x/cd/bb/83/cdbb83af4ca847b0d17bdfb9afd371b5--hopes-and-dreams-cowboy-art.jpg
Personality: Basically a old man that always has a smile on his face
Professional Skill(s): Engineering , Building
Hobbies: Electrician , Tactical Wrench Fighting , Drinking
What do you have in your pockets: Leatherman Wave Multitool, Screwdriver, Canteen (with alcochol)
XXL Tub of Popcorn
Status: Bleeding from the anus.
Back is torn
Name: Bob
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your toolbelt:
* screw driver
* pipewrench
* box cutter, a tape measure
* $3707 worth of Victoria's Secret lingerie
* glock 19 (15 rounds)
STATUS GAINED: ADRENALINE RUSH/ANGERY!
SWING THE GUITAR AT THE CANNIBALS! SWING IT SO HARD, THAT IT'LL CUT THEM IN HALF (FUCK PHYSICS!)!
Name: Roger Waters
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Former Pink Floyd's lead vocalist.
Appearance: Here... (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Waters#/media/File:Roger_Waters,_San_Jose,_20170607.jpg)
Personality: Grumpy, jerkish and egoistical. Thinks that Trump is a pig.
Professional Skill(s): Guitar, Singing.
Hobbies: Left-wing activism, Anti-Israeli/Pro-Palestine activism, Pissing (not literally) on David Gilmour.
Status: Adrenaline Rush/ANGERY!
What do you have in your pockets: A guitar, a microphone and a picture of Donald Trump fapping on Hitler's thin mustache.
(http://media.breitbart.com/media/2017/01/TRUMP-PUTIN.png)
Name: Carp Enter
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Artist
Appearance: An average-sized man. His bone-white hair is interwoven and forms a primitive mane with his beard and moustache. His black eyes dart constantly dart around his surroundings. His clothes are made of paper that was stapled together and cover him from neck to toe.
Personality: Reasonably cautious. People might call him paranoid or mad but every one of his fears is grounded in reality. They're real and all who think otherwise are fools who will never survive the gathering of walls.
Professional Skill(s): Sculpting, Dodging
Hobbies: Worship, Engraving, Hunting
What do you have in your pockets:
Paintbrush
Pencil
Lighter
Parry the book
Now that that's done, head back to my vehicle lot. Hand Wendy her gift, and then begin the process of welding armor plates and sharp things onto a bulldozer.
Name: Bob
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your toolbelt:
* screw driver
* pipewrench
* box cutter, a tape measure
* $3707 worth of Victoria's Secret lingerie
Name: Carp Enter
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Artist
Appearance: An average-sized man. His bone-white hair is interwoven and forms a primitive mane with his beard and moustache. His black eyes dart constantly dart around his surroundings. His clothes are made of paper that was stapled together and cover him from neck to toe.
Personality: Reasonably cautious. People might call him paranoid or mad but every one of his fears is grounded in reality. They're real and all who think otherwise are fools who will never survive the gathering of walls.
Professional Skill(s): Sculpting, Dodging
Hobbies: Worship, Engraving, Hunting
What do you have in your pockets:
Paintbrush
Pencil
Lighter
Parry the book
RIP AND TEAR, UNTIL IT'S DONE!
Name: Roger Waters
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Former Pink Floyd's lead vocalist.
Appearance: Here... (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Waters#/media/File:Roger_Waters,_San_Jose,_20170607.jpg)
Personality: Grumpy, jerkish and egoistical. Thinks that Trump is a pig.
Professional Skill(s): Guitar, Singing.
Hobbies: Left-wing activism, Anti-Israeli/Pro-Palestine activism, Pissing (not literally) on David Gilmour.
Status: Adrenaline Rush/ANGERY!
What do you have in your pockets: A guitar, a microphone and a picture of Donald Trump fapping on Hitler's thin mustache.
IGNORE MY WOUNDS AND KEEP FIGHTING WITH MY FISTS!
RIP AND TEAR, UNTIL IT'S DONE!
Name: Roger Waters
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Former Pink Floyd's lead vocalist.
Appearance: Here... (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Waters#/media/File:Roger_Waters,_San_Jose,_20170607.jpg)
Personality: Grumpy, jerkish and egoistical. Thinks that Trump is a pig.
Professional Skill(s): Guitar, Singing.
Hobbies: Left-wing activism, Anti-Israeli/Pro-Palestine activism, Pissing (not literally) on David Gilmour.
Status: Adrenaline Rush/ANGERY! Stabbed in the stomach, stabbed in a dozen other places.
What do you have in your pockets: A guitar, a microphone and a picture of Donald Trump fapping on Hitler's thin mustache.
5 - You feel no pain
4 - You Bash the cannibal who stabbed you... in the crotch. With your guitar. He doubles over.
6 - A dozen more knives stab into you.
1 - The Roger Waters bleeds profusely
Joe tries to look around for the fallen knife, or at least for other weapons.
Name: Joe Blo (This name is just a placeholder. No-one cares about his name, usually just saying "Hey, you!" or some other variant.)
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Minimum-wage asshole for some major fast-food chain.
Appearance: People usually don't look at him long enough to actually see what he looks like other than "he's a man".
Personality: Would rather people didn't bother him. Has given up on that hope for a long while now, and now prefers to just do his job and then leave so he can do his own thing.
Professional Skill(s): Listening to (and following) orders, not getting angry.
Hobbies: Wood carving/whittling, video games, writing.
What do you have in your pockets: Pocket knife, small wooden stick that has some carving on it, car keys, bottle of water, cell phone, wallet with some money and credit cards.
1 - Joe merely gets his hands extra dusty as he gropes around the ground for a weapon.
Run back to the fortifications and politely bite the zombies.
Name: Carp Enter
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Artist
Appearance: An average-sized man. His bone-white hair is interwoven and forms a primitive mane with his beard and moustache. His black eyes dart constantly dart around his surroundings. His clothes are made of paper that was stapled together and cover him from neck to toe.
Personality: Reasonably cautious. People might call him paranoid or mad but every one of his fears is grounded in reality. They're real and all who think otherwise are fools who will never survive the gathering of walls.
Professional Skill(s): Sculpting, Dodging
Hobbies: Worship, Engraving, Hunting
What do you have in your pockets:
Paintbrush
Pencil
Lighter
Parry the book
Status - Neck is torn.
1 - Carp Eater politely exposes his throat and head to the Cannibals. They oblige and bite into his neck. His neck is torn. He is bleeding profusely.
Kar Ate
Follow Bob, as he has the more inspiring name. Take out my knife as I say hi.
Name: Kar Ate
Occupation: martial arts master
Appearance: Thin and light.
Personality: Peaceful
Professional Skill(s): all martial arts, meditation
Hobbies: entering a trance
What do you have in your pockets: A Kanto Knife, a book on martial arts, some money and a storm lighter.
I'm typing this on my phone, so it's a bit light
Sheet found!
You follow Bob while the remaining children along with Carp Eater and Jack get slaughtered holding the line.
With whatever civies he has, Bob drives them from the mall and drop them off somewhere safe.
Now that that's done, head back to my vehicle lot. Hand Wendy her gift, and then begin the process of welding armor plates and sharp things onto a bulldozer.
Name: Bob
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your toolbelt:
* screw driver
* pipewrench
* box cutter, a tape measure
* $3707 worth of Victoria's Secret lingerie
Bob collects Kar Ate and what survivors he cans and drives off in his truck.
At the ground level, there are hordes of cannibals in the streets, traffic is relatively stuck - and drivers are being dragged out of their vehicles and turned into snacks. You do however, have a pretty sturdy truck!
Joe tries yet again to look for another weapon, or at least get the kitchen knife out of the cannibal's body.
Then he hits the cannibal with the weapon, if he gets it.
Name: Joe Blo (This name is just a placeholder. No-one cares about his name, usually just saying "Hey, you!" or some other variant.)
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Minimum-wage asshole for some major fast-food chain.
Appearance: People usually don't look at him long enough to actually see what he looks like other than "he's a man".
Personality: Would rather people didn't bother him. Has given up on that hope for a long while now, and now prefers to just do his job and then leave so he can do his own thing.
Professional Skill(s): Listening to (and following) orders, not getting angry.
Hobbies: Wood carving/whittling, video games, writing.
What do you have in your pockets: Pocket knife, small wooden stick that has some carving on it, car keys, bottle of water, cell phone, wallet with some money and credit cards.
Joe tries yet again to look for another weapon, or at least get the kitchen knife out of the cannibal's body.
Then he hits the cannibal with the weapon, if he gets it.
Name: Joe Blo (This name is just a placeholder. No-one cares about his name, usually just saying "Hey, you!" or some other variant.)
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Minimum-wage asshole for some major fast-food chain.
Appearance: People usually don't look at him long enough to actually see what he looks like other than "he's a man".
Personality: Would rather people didn't bother him. Has given up on that hope for a long while now, and now prefers to just do his job and then leave so he can do his own thing.
Professional Skill(s): Listening to (and following) orders, not getting angry.
Hobbies: Wood carving/whittling, video games, writing.
What do you have in your pockets: Pocket knife, small wooden stick that has some carving on it, car keys, bottle of water, cell phone, wallet with some money and credit cards.
2 - You find this handkerchief.
3 - You fend off the cannibal with your handkerchief.
Umm.
Rally the frontliners. Have some of them try to seal the opening. Heal my wound.
Name: Carp Enter
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Artist
Appearance: An average-sized man. His bone-white hair is interwoven and forms a primitive mane with his beard and moustache. His black eyes dart constantly dart around his surroundings. His clothes are made of paper that was stapled together and cover him from neck to toe.
Personality: Reasonably cautious. People might call him paranoid or mad but every one of his fears is grounded in reality. They're real and all who think otherwise are fools who will never survive the gathering of walls.
Professional Skill(s): Sculpting, Dodging
Hobbies: Worship, Engraving, Hunting
What do you have in your pockets:
Paintbrush
Pencil
Lighter
Parry the book
1 - The children rout. It is a slaughter. All semblance of cohesion and camaraderie have broken down!
4 - The cannibals grab you by the... hip.
5 - But the attack is blocked!
"Hahahahaha... Ahah... Ahah..." Laughed Roger Waters before he falls on the floor, making a huge puddle of blood on it.
((New character is coming soon!))
3 - You make a rather mediocre puddle of blood. But it still looks appetizing enough to hungry cannibals.
Look for a weapon. Take that weapon. Seal the opening myself.
Name: Carp Enter
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Artist
Appearance: An average-sized man. His bone-white hair is interwoven and forms a primitive mane with his beard and moustache. His black eyes dart constantly dart around his surroundings. His clothes are made of paper that was stapled together and cover him from neck to toe.
Personality: Reasonably cautious. People might call him paranoid or mad but every one of his fears is grounded in reality. They're real and all who think otherwise are fools who will never survive the gathering of walls.
Professional Skill(s): Sculpting, Dodging
Hobbies: Worship, Engraving, Hunting
What do you have in your pockets:
Paintbrush
Pencil
Lighter
Parry the book
Name: Joe Blo (This name is just a placeholder. No-one cares about his name, usually just saying "Hey, you!" or some other variant.)
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Minimum-wage asshole for some major fast-food chain.
Appearance: People usually don't look at him long enough to actually see what he looks like other than "he's a man".
Personality: Would rather people didn't bother him. Has given up on that hope for a long while now, and now prefers to just do his job and then leave so he can do his own thing.
Professional Skill(s): Listening to (and following) orders, not getting angry.
Hobbies: Wood carving/whittling, video games, writing.
What do you have in your pockets: Pocket knife, small wooden stick that has some carving on it, car keys, bottle of water, cell phone, wallet with some money and credit cards.
Name: Kar Ate
Occupation: martial arts master
Appearance: Thin and light.
Personality: Peaceful
Professional Skill(s): all martial arts, meditation
Hobbies: entering a trance
What do you have in your pockets: A Kanto Knife, a book on martial arts, some money and a storm lighter.
I'm typing this on my phone, so it's a bit light