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Finally... => Forum Games and Roleplaying => Roll To Dodge => Topic started by: RoseHeart on November 30, 2017, 09:37:55 am
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Welcome! You can't die. Rapid updates on the status of your kingdom. Roll to dodge. Lynch all the scum. Suggestions?
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The godgamers would probably just tell everyone that rocks fall, everyone dies and then go about their merry way.
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They don't have enough WORSHIP for that act, sorry.
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Greetings from The Hive.
Joaplin and their puny drills stand no chance!
HELLO. WANNA BE FRIENDS?
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Greetings from The Hive.
Joaplin and their puny drills stand no chance!
HELLO. WANNA BE FRIENDS?
<4>
The weather is.. pleasant.
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Hmn.
Well in that case, Aaron Blaze says hi from Axewrath and Undead Hunt. Do you have any zombies, demons, ghosts, etc. that needs slaying? I can deal 1600 damage in one turn (Demon lords have 512 health :D), get a +4 to all my rolls, and am immune to overshoots! (None of that is exaggeration)
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Hmn.
Well in that case, Aaron Blaze says hi from Axewrath and Undead Hunt. Do you have any zombies, demons, ghosts, etc. that needs slaying? I can deal 1600 damage in one turn (Demon lords have 512 health :D), get a +4 to all my rolls, and am immune to overshoots! (None of that is exaggeration)
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You begin a battle with a shadow clone of yourself- On guard!
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Mm hmn.
But they're not on fire, are they? :D
Lay down a steaming pile of dragon-flavored death on this doppelgänger.
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Mm hmn.
But they're not on fire, are they? :D
Lay down a steaming pile of dragon-flavored death on this doppelgänger.
<2> Unfortunately they had the same idea! And a little bit faster too! You are knocked flat on your demon-hunting rump.
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Sir, I think we need to discuss the concept of "+4 to all my rolls".
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(..and I think I need to explain what a 'doppelganger' is..)
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Strap rockets to both of them! Salute the brave explorers of space on their maiden journey!
(Also, Glass, remember, it was a doppelganger, they get +4 too.)
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But they're not on fire. And half of that +4 comes from being on fire.
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But they're not on fire. And half of that +4 comes from being on fire.
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You check closer to see if they are on fire or not. They indeed are not. But you then realize that neither are you.
Strap rockets to both of them! Salute the brave explorers of space on their maiden journey!
(Also, Glass, remember, it was a doppelganger, they get +4 too.)
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* fireworks sounds *
What do you know they're both on fire now.
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Cue Donnel coming in on a Push to beat the crap out of glass's doppelganger from Power and Pulse. Use excessive amounts of razor-buckler throwing charkam.
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*facepalm*
Screw this, I don't have time for doppelgängers, there's probably demon lords to slay.
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The queen needs a husband and has decided to throw a joust competition in the castle court.
Happiness: High
Economy: High
Army: None
A. Join the joust competition!
B. Join the joust competition! (not male)
C. Watch the joust competition!
D. Join the royal army!
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Do A. If defeated, Do D.
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The queen needs a husband and has decided to throw a joust competition in the castle court.
Happiness: High
Economy: High
Army: None
A. Join the joust competition!
B. Join the joust competition! (not male)
C. Watch the joust competition!
D. Join the royal army!
Hmn?
Abort current mission, let's go joust on dragon-back. (A)
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(Registered participants will be tracked in OP)
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EVENT: JOUST THE TWO OF US
As hundreds gather the jousting line is cleared for the main event. Rival suitors Cue Donnel and Aaron Blaze are the last remaining candidates after a brutal preliminary. The queen is looking at her future husband, should one survive.
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should one survive.
Um.
What.
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should one survive.
Um.
What.
An older brother explains to his sibling the rules:
"So what's gunna happen ya see, is they're gunna run at each other with these pointy things while riding those things and try to poke each other good ya see?"
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That's not how jousting works.
The point is to throw the other guy off their horse/dragon/miscellaneous mount.
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Yep,
still dangerous.
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IF YA BOTH DIE
SHE AINT GONNA MARRY NEITHA YA CORPSE ASS
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Mate under the assumption that we are both reasonably armored - which if we're not we must be daft - then neither of us is dying in a joust.
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Mate, ok.
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Use my mage powers to summon razor bucklers into the ground in front of Aaron, thus tripping/injuring and otherwise slowing and making Aaron an easier target for my quarterstaff, or a Lance if they gave me one.
Also, his name is Donnel, not Cue.
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What horse? I'm on a dragon.
Charge!
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Eh somewhere I lost a feel for the pacing of this. Feel free to goof around but this has lost the appeal for me.