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Title: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: ChairmanPoo on January 31, 2019, 12:48:09 pm
Self explanatory. It just occured to me it might be an interesting populational survey.
Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: Mephisto on January 31, 2019, 01:07:22 pm
What about those of us with more than two?
Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: Jopax on January 31, 2019, 01:12:17 pm
Start looking for good trimmers would be my advice
Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: Cathar on January 31, 2019, 01:15:08 pm
What if one has a monobrow, but it's somewhat weak in the center, so as to their number of eyebrow varies between one and two depending the season? Eyebrow number is a spectrum. This poll is binarybrow normative, get woke
Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: Kagus on January 31, 2019, 01:56:42 pm
Quote from: Cathar on January 31, 2019, 01:15:08 pm
What if one has a monobrow, but it's somewhat weak in the center, so as to their number of eyebrow varies between one and two depending the season? Eyebrow number is a spectrum. This poll is binarybrow normative, get woke
This is kinda what I was thinking, but with more sleepiness. If you have 2 1/2 eyebrows, and then they grow some more, they become 1 eyebrow. Which doesn't make a lot of sense.


Also a dude I knew from the army died in a car crash recently, and his two defining features were his unending rage and his monobrow. So this is probably insensitive, somehow.

It was a head-on collision. But yet, the monobrow could not save him.
Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: Teneb on January 31, 2019, 02:21:53 pm
Quote from: Kagus on January 31, 2019, 01:56:42 pm
Quote from: Cathar on January 31, 2019, 01:15:08 pm
What if one has a monobrow, but it's somewhat weak in the center, so as to their number of eyebrow varies between one and two depending the season? Eyebrow number is a spectrum. This poll is binarybrow normative, get woke
This is kinda what I was thinking, but with more sleepiness. If you have 2 1/2 eyebrows, and then they grow some more, they become 1 eyebrow. Which doesn't make a lot of sense.


Also a dude I knew from the army died in a car crash recently, and his two defining features were his unending rage and his monobrow. So this is probably insensitive, somehow.

It was a head-on collision. But yet, the monobrow could not save him.
The monobrow is mightier than the sword. Unfortunately cars are not swords.
Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: Max™ on January 31, 2019, 02:29:39 pm
I've got three, my beard actually extends inside of my head up behind my face to my brow, it's kinda horrifying really when you think about it.
Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: ChairmanPoo on January 31, 2019, 02:31:04 pm
You all talk the talk, but only one of you voted as a monobrowist.

At any rate I have two eyebrows, as the gods meant people to have
Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: Enemy post on January 31, 2019, 02:31:12 pm
Dragons don't have eyebrows.
Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: Mephisto on January 31, 2019, 02:33:25 pm
Quote from: Enemy post on January 31, 2019, 02:31:12 pm
Dragons don't have eyebrows.

Spyro shows us otherwise. Who we gonna trust, the actual dragon or the entity who may only be pretending to be one on the internet?
Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: Teneb on January 31, 2019, 02:34:46 pm
Quote from: ChairmanPoo on January 31, 2019, 02:31:04 pm
You all talk the talk, but only one of you voted as a monobrowist.

At any rate I have two eyebrows, as the gods meant people to have
I have two eyebrows, but not by much. Maybe if I had more hair on my face.
Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: Kagus on January 31, 2019, 02:38:48 pm
My chin hair is about half an inch away from joining together with my nape hair. I'm not sure what that counts as, other than morbidly fascinating.
Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: Levi on January 31, 2019, 05:56:19 pm
I wish they would not fall out so they could keep getting longer.   >:( I'm jealous of the Monarch's eyebrows.

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Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: ChairmanPoo on January 31, 2019, 06:06:53 pm
It's interesting that so far about 1 in five people are eyebrow-handicapped with the data available...
Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: Loud Whispers on January 31, 2019, 07:06:34 pm
It's a pity that monobrows are out of fashion tbh, I wonder at what century they'll return to prestigious singularity
Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: nenjin on January 31, 2019, 07:21:26 pm
Just for shits and giggles I got my eyebrows waxed a few months ago....instantly regretted it. It's not that it looked bad per se. They just took too much off the sides and the middle, IMO. When you've had kinda blurred edges to your eyebrows your whole life and then suddenly they're as crisp as a fresh shave, it's a little strange to see.
Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: Yoink on January 31, 2019, 08:02:53 pm
I have four. The visible pair and the ones inside my face.
Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: Max™ on January 31, 2019, 08:08:43 pm
BEAT YA TO IT HORRORCLAUS
Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: Doomblade187 on January 31, 2019, 09:33:12 pm
I have kinda 1, kinda 2. It's very weak in the middle tho, I don't really have to shave it.
Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: Arx on February 01, 2019, 05:05:34 am
I've only ever observed two, but I can't rule out the possibility that more exist or that there is a mass misconception that I have two when I in fact have a monobrow. Perhaps it is not even centred. We may never know.
Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: ChairmanPoo on February 01, 2019, 05:08:38 am
Quote from: Yoink on January 31, 2019, 08:02:53 pm
I have four. The visible pair and the ones inside my face.
Sorry I should have specified. I meant specifically face eyebrows, not those in the nether regions.
Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: CABL on February 01, 2019, 05:13:07 am
Two unremarkable eyebrows.
Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: Bumber on February 01, 2019, 02:08:37 pm
My situation's the same as Cathar's. I guess I'll count it as one eyebrow.
Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: Imic on February 01, 2019, 03:28:19 pm
I have one eyebrow. Or two making love. It depends on the light.
Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: Kagus on February 01, 2019, 04:08:24 pm
"Like a couple'a Bulgarian caterpillars trying to kiss each other to death."
Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: feelotraveller on February 01, 2019, 04:31:52 pm
I question the entire concept of 'eyebrow'.
Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: Levi on February 01, 2019, 04:37:30 pm
Quote from: feelotraveller on February 01, 2019, 04:31:52 pm
I question the entire concept of 'eyebrow'.

Forehead Mustaches.
Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: Max™ on February 01, 2019, 09:41:28 pm
Levi wins, shut it down.
Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: Doomblade187 on February 01, 2019, 09:46:36 pm
Quote from: Max™ on February 01, 2019, 09:41:28 pm
Levi wins, shut it down.
Aye. No topping it.
Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: Egan_BW on February 01, 2019, 09:52:48 pm
Quote from: Cathar on January 31, 2019, 01:15:08 pm
What if one has a monobrow, but it's somewhat weak in the center, so as to their number of eyebrow varies between one and two depending the season? Eyebrow number is a spectrum. This poll is binarybrow normative, get woke

Non-Integral Eyebrow representation!
Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: MrRoboto75 on February 01, 2019, 10:49:42 pm
}:C
Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: Doomblade187 on February 01, 2019, 11:53:27 pm
Quote from: MrRoboto75 on February 01, 2019, 10:49:42 pm
}:C
Le gasp, the } brow!
Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: Trekkin on February 02, 2019, 12:09:11 am
Something wrong with forehead moustaches? {{:{/
Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: MrRoboto75 on February 02, 2019, 03:18:53 am
Quote from: Doomblade187 on February 01, 2019, 11:53:27 pm
Quote from: MrRoboto75 on February 01, 2019, 10:49:42 pm
}:C
Le gasp, the } brow!

{:O
Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: wierd on February 02, 2019, 03:22:32 am
Quote from: Trekkin on February 02, 2019, 12:09:11 am
Something wrong with forehead moustaches? {{:{/
Spoiler: Mentats everywhere have always approved the mustache brow (click to show/hide)

Quote from: MrRoboto75 on February 01, 2019, 10:49:42 pm
}:C

Spoiler: *Sparkle!* (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: Imic on February 02, 2019, 03:45:59 am
It’s like a walrus moustache, but it’s actually a giga-eyebrow.
Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: scriver on February 02, 2019, 08:51:13 am
I have three eyebrows. Two on each side and one in the middle that consists of a patch of two strong hairs and a bunch of downy ones.
Title: Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
Post by: ChairmanPoo on February 02, 2019, 09:00:29 am
Quote from: scriver on February 02, 2019, 08:51:13 am
I have three eyebrows. Two on each side and one in the middle that consists of a patch of two strong hairs and a bunch of downy ones.

Have you checked your butt? Some people have an additional eyebrow there.

Please do check because I might need to add extra options to the poll if we confirm 4 eyebrows (for the moment I'm assuming such mutants will be outliers)