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Title: SOLDIER PLAYS POKEMON EMERALD
Post by: Solymr on September 22, 2019, 03:58:55 pm

And I am back with the third installment of Soldier Plays Pokemon! This time Soldier goes thru Emerald, with only a major change: the physical/special is enforced after a day of manually switching every move to its correct category.

Without more delay (cause there will probably be a lot of it later since my internet is still not installed) let's begin!

Spoiler: Update #1 (click to show/hide)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/17pwa9qc0821mt9/1.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK IN THE DUMPSTER... WITH ALL MY COLLECTED LOOT.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/kmf857rox0qeoxk/2.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): WAIT A MINUTE, THIS DUMPSTER IS MOVING! THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL DUMPSTER! YOU'RE NOT MY BEAUTIFUL LOOT!

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/grwcgwqsmrg7amr/3.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/nzi4vt75ww9svmp/4.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): THAT EXPLAINS THE VIBRATING AND THE FACT THAT I KEEP COUGHING OUT MISCELLANEOUS STUFF. BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHERE THE HELL AM I?

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/it3dnn1f65tz126/5.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/toeeyrlybfugx22/6.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): NOT AGAIN! I HAVE BEEN RELOCATED AGAINST MY WILL!

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/xn02m6h6nafqeu4/7.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): I DO NOT ENJOY AN EASY LIFE, I ENJOY AN INTERESTING ONE!

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/mdjsfhazaiy854l/8.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): WELL THAT CHANGES THINGS.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/y9ci54gs86ie3tv/9.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/j37y1q8dkwv5dsd/10.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): AMERICA WAS ALSO BUILT ON THE BACK OF UNPAID LABOR. BUT I DO NOT SEE ANY GUNS!

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/r8rjcpaaa2eg7zn/11.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/lnkif15sixtf5dk/12.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/7fjvat580bb8sno/soldierspin.gif?raw=1): I HAVE A DAD?

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/thxjjjn007l818j/13.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/2wzq9wlvt0c9a60/14.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE NUCLEAR WINTER IN THIS UNSECURED SHACK?

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/in1dznibl7zl63r/15.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/u8xot692f5253d0/16.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/coag8ro0wcl9rix/17.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO CHECK I'M NOT HAVING A BAD SOUP INDUCED DREAM...

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/75yiq4eezk2afky/18.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): WINDEX COMING OUT OF THE TV! THIS IS DEFINITELY A NIGHTMARE.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/p8my2r4grypfycn/19.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): UNFORTUNATELY IT'S ONE I CAN'T WAKE UP FROM!

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/7w0ys1hcp4x74to/20.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/8g9q0pmhe1twoyv/21.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/oo8ryjourn6bfvr/22.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/kwb3mv0qxsonrlx/23.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): JUST LIKE MY REAL DAD!

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/3470ouvqe6ku8f7/24.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/tvm8rzw8zfjycxn/25.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/x8aepv3zoxqad4k/26.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): ...SOUNDS HIPPIE. I'LL NEED TO ASCERTAIN WHETHER AN ASSKICKING IS NECESSARY.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/tano352tt96htab/27.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): I AM SOLDIER, SCOURGE OF MAGGOTS!

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/pbs7txbkrl81pgr/28.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/tvw6id0yv5jtg0e/29.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/av8e2gjvj8mpkdz/30.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): YOUR DAUGHTER BETTER BE A GRIZZLED WAR VETERAN OLDER THAN YOU THEN!

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/8vjcpr6kcdf8x0q/31.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/cf7cg2838iy37aj/32.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): WHAT'S THIS? UNCHECKED LOOT? DON'T MIND IF I YOINK.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/y3x6sjc6byjm1bd/33.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): I AM SOLDIER, RETRIEVER OF GARBAGE!

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/00rjo5y9dcx4par/34.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/ox74kpklf1kuqsg/35.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): I HEARD YOUR FATHER WAS A HIPPIE. WANNA WATCH SANTA CLAUS GIVE YOUR FATHER A BEATING? I STILL HAVE THE BEARD FROM LAST SMISSMAS!

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/cr6ejdncuwqgr52/36.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/ezl4ws5cjmx94y5/37.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): I SHOULD BE DAMN FAMOUS BY NOW CONSIDERING HOW MUCH ASSKICKING I HAVE PERFORMED OVER THE YEARS... THIS IS STILL THAT SAME PLACE, RIGHT?

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/yemr1a115m69ubd/38.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/hb8c0b95lfop0x0/39.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): THAT'S RIGHT! YOU NEED TO GIVE ME AT LEAST 3 HATS AND 10 CONFIRMED KILLS BEFORE I AM WILLING TO CALL YOU ACQUAINTANCE OF WAR.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/gaqn3ybjenah0sc/40.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/a1zvnrdmnn2o1qd/41.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/a66wbrmvg7512u0/42.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): WASTE OF TIME AS I THOUGHT. I'LL HAVE TO INTERROGATE SOMEONE ELSE.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/qqia0badp92d9wk/43.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/xo3f2gcqda9mt9t/44.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): WHOA THERE EINSTEIN. USE REGULAR ENGLISH HERE, I'M ALREADY BARELY LITERATE.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/04rdr9k8q3xhc9b/45.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/5cqlyxfqasnftno/46.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/jke3cf0gsrc8czq/47.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): THAT ONLY KEEPS SOUNDING MORE AND MORE LIKE-

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/dy8hgovoeefexyi/48.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/bdtycetrkjvfmek/49.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): I KNEW IT, HE'S A HIPPIE! WHERE IS HE? OUTDOORS IS BIG!

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/ttcbopzpgmddc59/50.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): SEEMS SOMEONE IS IN TROUBLE WITH NATURE.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/bozxi55j9m0vwt6/51.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): I DIDN'T KNOW THEY HAD RODEOS HERE.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/65z5j483jcsqyab/52.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/vev3nui0an7up50/53.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): WHAT FOR? IT'S A RACCOON! JUST GIVE IT A GOOD PUNT OR BRIBE IT WITH GARBAGE. DAMN HIPPIES.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/1faao9r4h2cb8bv/54.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): THESE ARE FULL! OUTSOURCING YOUR ASSKICKING SO YOU CAN SAY YOU'RE A PACIFIST? STUPID, BUT CLEVER. NOW LET'S SEE HERE...

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/h8sxria2eargzmt/55.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): I DID NOT ORDER KFC.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/yoyvs45enmr9gfb/56.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): AN AMAZONIAN TREE FROG! THE MEDIC MADE FROG LEGS FOR THE SPY AND WE HAD A CRAB FOR A WEEK.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/1ekm2kyf57fr0ua/57.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): I'M NOT SURE WHAT THIS IS BUT I DO NOT LIKE IT.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): ONE OF YOU WILL BE CHOSEN TO BECOME MY BOOT IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN LAND! BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHICH ONE.

As always, what starter/nickname do I get?

Update #2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=174693.msg8037191#msg8037191)
Update #3 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=174693.msg8055420#msg8055420)

Title: Re: SOLDIER PLAYS POKEMON uhh EMERALD
Post by: Haspen on September 22, 2019, 04:03:48 pm

Smol images are gud!

Also, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NEW SOLDERMON YAAAAS

Also also: SOLDIER HAS A DAD!?!?

Also also also: Torchic Pvt.Donald. It's gud American name of a gud common soldier on his way to FIVE STAR BADASS!

Title: Re: SOLDIER PLAYS POKEMON uhh EMERALD
Post by: NullForceOmega on September 22, 2019, 05:58:40 pm

Welcome back SOLDIER, you are needed to enforce freedom through asskicking once more.

Torchic, Col. Sanders.  Because you already made the joke and I say run with it.

Title: Re: SOLDIER PLAYS POKEMON uhh EMERALD
Post by: King Zultan on September 23, 2019, 02:32:17 am

I've been excited for this sense you said you were going to make a new one.

Quote from: NullForceOmega on September 22, 2019, 05:58:40 pm

Torchic, Col. Sanders.  Because you already made the joke and I say run with it.

Also now that I've seen this I think we need it to be reality.

Title: Re: SOLDIER PLAYS POKEMON uhh EMERALD
Post by: Haspen on September 23, 2019, 02:36:13 am

After all, what is AMERICAN?

FAST FOOD IS!

Title: Re: SOLDIER PLAYS POKEMON uhh EMERALD
Post by: Praefectus Screptum on September 23, 2019, 03:05:43 am

I say treecko because in the other runs you already went with fire and water porkymanz. Plus big tree gecko frog thing is gude.

Title: Re: SOLDIER PLAYS POKEMON uhh EMERALD
Post by: Akura on September 23, 2019, 06:25:14 am

Quote from: Solymr on September 22, 2019, 03:58:55 pm

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/7fjvat580bb8sno/soldierspin.gif?raw=1): I HAVE A DAD?

Now that I think about it, everyone who played this game probably asked that question.

Title: Re: SOLDIER PLAYS POKEMON uhh EMERALD
Post by: scourge728 on September 23, 2019, 08:58:25 am

ptw

Title: Re: SOLDIER PLAYS POKEMON uhh EMERALD
Post by: LordPorkins on September 23, 2019, 01:39:55 pm

PTW. Godspeed you magnificent bastard.
Also, totally Torchic.’We need a flamethrower detachment in our army of FREEDOM

Title: Re: SOLDIER PLAYS POKEMON uhh EMERALD
Post by: scourge728 on September 23, 2019, 02:03:01 pm

Weren't flamethrowers in war mostly a German thing?

Title: Re: SOLDIER PLAYS POKEMON uhh EMERALD
Post by: LordPorkins on September 23, 2019, 03:13:52 pm

Quote from: scourge728 on September 23, 2019, 02:03:01 pm

Weren't flamethrowers in war mostly a German thing?

Do you really think Soldier would know that?

Title: Re: SOLDIER PLAYS POKEMON uhh EMERALD
Post by: highmax28 on September 23, 2019, 04:23:13 pm

Quote from: LordPorkins on September 23, 2019, 03:13:52 pm

Quote from: scourge728 on September 23, 2019, 02:03:01 pm

Weren't flamethrowers in war mostly a German thing?

Do you really think Soldier would know that?

CoD and LA Noire says they used them in WWII, so I guess that’s enough?

Title: Re: SOLDIER PLAYS POKEMON uhh EMERALD
Post by: LordPorkins on September 23, 2019, 04:31:00 pm

Fun Fact: At first I though Soldier referencing KFC would be a bit of a character break since I didn't think it'd been around that long. Nope! 1952 was when the first franchise launched. That place has been around a while

Title: Re: SOLDIER PLAYS POKEMON EMERALD
Post by: Solymr on October 10, 2019, 01:30:27 pm

Slightly smol update as I'm running low on inspiration.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/ha09kawthasi730/58.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): ALRIGHT! DON'T CHICKEN OUT ON ME NOW.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/bpp85d0oaq64yj0/59.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): THAT'S THE EAGLE SPIRIT.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/uopvoyeek3siia1/60.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/kq7wl5c89djr2br/61.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/fijamxrs24hqfhl/62.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): WHY DIDN'T YOU PUNT THE RACCOON STRAIGHT TO THE MOON? ARE YOU AFRAID OF A LITTLE RABIES?

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/ierk2q10uy3xhh0/63.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/t0c6qecazu08v9v/64.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): MY EXPLOITS ARE FAMOUS EVEN HERE! BY THE WAY WHERE ARE WE.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/8foekq0sdj3wfp7/65.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): WE CAN DEAL WITH STUFF HERE IN THE WILDERNESS CAN'T WE? NO HIPPIE.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/mcpw9lf5m0v5vus/66.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/b5umwkmgc6c1g7t/67.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): WHICH FATHER, THE WAR VETERAN OR THE FOSTER ONE I APPEAR TO HAVE SUDDENLY ACQUIRED?

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/yqyl521subq1q2c/68.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): THAT'S RIGHT, WHERE DID MY TEAM GO? DAMN YOU MERASMUS!

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/c39nt5b3lncezv2/69.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/k3btcvt4k9nqlh8/70.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): IF THAT WORD MEANS I KICKED ASS YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/o3z74gw4wf5meff/71.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/yigetbfeec1mvjz/72.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): WHAT A COINCIDENCE, I WAS GOING TO ASK IT AS PAYMENT FOR SAVING YOUR SORRY BEHIND.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/sdp6wyictvdi2z7/73.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/q165urdivquox1b/74.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/thcaasrpcqhxmfd/74b.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): WE SHALL INSTATE OUR 11 HERBS AND SPICES EMPIRE FROM NOW ON! BUT FOR NOW WE ARE MILDER THAN MUNCHING ON A LEAF SO THE RANK OF COLONEL WILL WAIT.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/gpcu5dextegclfq/75.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/lccb1o3sflowcge/76.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): WAY AHEAD OF YA. NOW POINT ME IN THE DIRECTION OF MAGGOTS SO I CAN BEGIN THE KICKENING.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/e2qw33u2efkr60k/77.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/66qrszhaungv9gs/78.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): I APPRECIATE THE EFFORT BUT YOUR OWN CHILD WILL NOT BE A GOOD TRAINING DUMMY.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/zisrkalkf6ydkb5/79.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/zxfrx1jnvi3u4k3/80.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/1ha7u1bs6wq8479/81.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): IF YOU INSIST

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/1blewu7ryo0uurl/82.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/2kw4dw2p1dn8zwf/83.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): OFF TO KICK HER ASS THEN.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4gt42cln4ldq8g2/84.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/5hmy0kambpectqk/85.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): NOT IF I JUMP THEM FIRST! I'VE GOT THE BIGGER HEALTH BAR.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/m6idgsbk4f06vfs/86.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/51wuqiyw6pybmqg/87.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): I AM FAMILIAR WITH FREE HOSPITALS BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I AM ACCOSTUMED TO THEM YET.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/0j92nxs3n3h07l8/88.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/ghr443d2g70nwp8/89.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): LEAD ME BACK TO CAPITALISM!

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4u1sdbwnv1q8utg/90.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/siuhl9thnx8ks42/91.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/7fjvat580bb8sno/soldierspin.gif?raw=1): THIS WAS TWO STEPS AWAY

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/ahufa4pplj2ndi1/92.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/wbremhiesoo7r9v/93.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/vohj3nuf489yb30/94.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): I DIDN'T EVEN PAY FOR THIS! THANKS I HATE IT.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/dsmru4e7p33mdhl/95.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): NEVER HEARD OF IT.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/n13nrtbgz1vov88/96.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/90tfoh0xe7t4xfz/97.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): IF IT DOESN'T DISPENSE FREE ROCKETS IT'S NOT A MAGIC BOX.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/bvqylrr1q7mh605/98.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT I ALREADY DON'T LIKE IT.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/e503hs0l9dcr0ns/99.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/p9q8wekkgsj0iw7/100.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): I CALL SOCIALISM!

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/9wak0gs1db852n1/101.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/vczykzs55h9cih9/102.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/nbhom51d01d3ha6/103.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): YOU'RE RIGHT, I SHOULD GET OUT OF THIS DEAD TOWN ALREADY.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/qih2lz6cx9nxjp7/104.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/rzr1c0coxk3tm0j/105.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/qeruk4ptmu8d9t2/106.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): ONLY IF I CAN HUNT IT LATER! I NEED TO BUILD MY ZOO AFTER ALL.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/otyxpnyt6vz0my5/107.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/e6oo8xiv066s2lj/108.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): OR YOU COULD CARRY IT YOURSELF YOU LAZY BUM.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/a55nlu05ri4zxt5/109.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): FINALLY! I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OF FIVE MINUTES.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/i32r7adb3elunzm/110.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/4frpekintxyqq60/111.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/7zu94adj4syy1o9/112.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/rc0yipny93ka1lx/113.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): HE ALSO GAVE ME PERMISSION TO GIVE YOU A LESSON IN ASSKICKING!

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/qrilz8at3jlheqw/114.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/jdr3g8h7o5rnqi4/115.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/x5o5spmvbtxzr6i/116.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): LESSON FINISHED.

So what third gen mons would people have Soldier train? I know for sure Absol has to be on the team.

Title: Re: SOLDIER PLAYS POKEMON EMERALD
Post by: Praefectus Screptum on October 10, 2019, 01:34:58 pm

Armaldo. Eventually.

Title: Re: SOLDIER PLAYS POKEMON EMERALD
Post by: Solymr on November 15, 2019, 10:13:33 am

I completely ran out of inspiration for quite a while, that's why this update took a month, but here it is.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/naztx1pr2zwal2j/117.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): BECAUSE OTHERWISE HE'S GONNA CATCH A BOOT?

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/sphy1ik5j4g3cs1/118.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/zro7hyc2ddgdglm/119.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): LIKE THE HEAVY SAYS FRIENDSHIP IS STUPID MAGIC! AND I AIN'T LETTING MERASMUS BE THE ONLY MAGICIAN AROUND!

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/l1b0mbc46mv08gx/120.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): SCREW THAT, I'M GOING MY OWN WAY.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/jhtntc6pvrf5h9q/121.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/gzkdxu0l9ulc1ol/122.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/w6evgracnfujfbz/123.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): I NEED MY NERD-B-GONE SHOTGUN.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/6y4pqy8hyo98pze/124.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/0ajyqdep47vqp2v/125.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): I'M A VETERAN OF POKER AT THIS POINT.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/7mlis5x89j5lprg/126.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/vcj1dntidv3td71/127.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): IT DOESN'T SHOW!

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/h5sa7av4duw7m4o/128.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/l0652b07mzitbpg/129.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/timifaibr47p1kz/130.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/4cusoantc8tkrpv/131.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/et21eilh8q47nma/132.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): WHY DO I HAVE TO CARRY SO MUCH CRAP THAT DOESN'T LET ME EXPLODE OTHER CRAP?

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/h27fod7d5zatoce/133.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/hhjph9dicllbqdg/134.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/v6fm0kvy7vnks4j/135.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): SO THAT'S WHERE MY BALLS WERE.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/i4pgzp3hshvapf6/136.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/zxicvwcm0tlyqke/137.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): INSTEAD OF A ZOO I'M GONNA MAKE AN ALL SPECIES MEAT RESTAURANT! ZOOS DIDN'T GIVE ME MUCH TO EAT.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/tnaszzuh92lnqwt/138.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/ban16ge7jzf9q9h/139.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): UNFORTUNATELY!

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/lrxltgp2uqsz7c1/140.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/q5niyyytbdesgeo/141.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): I'M GONNA TURN IT INTO EITHER A KILLING MACHINE OR SPICY NUGGETS.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/ad0dpi3riwgdujr/142.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/oa36zul10b8gzae/143.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): AT LAST I CAN GO FAST!

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/hrz8791gt0zr2y8/144.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/7632e1hmpjksx9l/145.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/o80bljysgpehctf/146.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/n75eng6s9e22cq6/147.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): IF THE LEGEND OF ME HAVING A DAD IS TRUE THEN I'M GONNA GO FIND HIM.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/5yek51sq45sn7y5/148.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/zkog9ujf48p9q28/149.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): REMEMBER WHAT I SAID ABOUT HUNTING IT?

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/wte4j3fzbqmnbbr/150.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): YOU BETTER BRING AN ARMY.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/dbyurjrt3dc3poh/151.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/cmnu5jgrtzy04as/152.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/kbwgq2891jtg3q4/153.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/j7gxzg4t3gnxfet/154.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): WHY WOULD I SAY NO TO KICKING A MAGGOT'S ASS?

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/2mtot1s9r9g4hvb/155.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/9hwq4svqcqf8qox/156.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/6gdgycfka4mbfxb/157.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): LITERALLY NOTHING BUT MAGGOTS.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/6hoei79xewyh6hz/158.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/ml8nhvwkhs6o596/159.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/3zm0ckqz4dhltzc/160.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): I THOUGHT YOU WERE A SNEEZING NUT!

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/syfpfn5qaqd38c2/161.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/v0aluw7w2chr90a/162.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/1t4et9wsw3u5auz/163.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/l602e5pypqdysvk/164.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): THAT'S WHAT YOU THOUGHT! SUN TZU SAID ALL WARFARE IS BASED ON DECEPTION AND I JUST BAMBOOZLED MY BOOT UP YOURS!

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/957qxzy4etgsu44/165.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/llnjiohqgzybb43/166.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): I'LL BE TAKING THE ENTIRE TREE.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/ti4di4mnoufflxx/167.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/ziy13njlqxp51im/168.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): SUN TZU SAID THE MASTER HAS FAILED MORE TIMES THAN THE STUDENT HAS TRIED. I NEVER FAIL!

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/w48cjh2h5iscrim/169.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/vqt32fmq6uah3ar/170.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): WHAT'S WITH THIS NONSENSE THAT EARLY?

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/okxc9y08txgswtp/171.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/mh1aa1sbq395wdf/172.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/wux33ocy9q9h2fv/173.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): YOUR CAREER FOR BIGGEST LOSER HAS JUST BEGUN.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/qs18oq94yb3dvtu/174.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/xwbkdijx33jk5ld/175.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): FOR ME THERE'S ONLY TWO TYPES: MAGGOTS AND MINE!

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/ewpspzvjtdfqqg3/176.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): AS OPPOSED TO STARVING TO DEATH I IMAGINE.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/nvdjx9ftc5kn3es/177.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/uwbthvwi6gm4fb5/178.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): MERASMUS!

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/73spvmtv6p1r3o7/179.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/lfxp28h40gi3fum/180.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): YOU COULDN'T BE MORE OBVIOUSLY A SPY IF YOU WERE DISGUISED AS A SPY!

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/f72an3f46fc0o0j/181.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/a4min3gc7dworky/182.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): JUST GO BY YOURSELVES, IT WILL FOLLOW YOUR SMELL HOME. IT'S A DOG, RIGHT?

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/i79k5ualin33moj/183.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/ad6sd69ahkm1mgc/184.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/44rd9ep8s9j8f09/185.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/o6mohhf6ltdlwsp/186.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): YOU MIGHT BE A HIPPIE.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/8spixqxxubxi0op/187.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): WHATEVER IT IS I SHOULD DO, MIGHT AS WELL KICK OFF SOME STEAM.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/otrff794bvqyfhi/188.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/uodgzzt4c9x72j0/189.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): YOU'RE THIS "DAD" I'VE BEEN HEARING ABOUT?

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/ohuq9cb1urp71g1/190.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/i6jt19tctbr8tgx/191.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/sw7rzvw7jo4gaia/192.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/6hyz9bgqv0ahlq4/193.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): ...DOES THIS MEAN I'M ADOPTED?

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/rik9nf87taq6w31/194.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): HEY GET YOUR OWN DAD!

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/0vlohd4zj201hq6/195.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/jl3y4g09pztpx0d/196.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/lixlswheqrmfirs/197.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/7fjvat580bb8sno/soldierspin.gif?raw=1): THE DOG BECAME A REAL BOY

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/ge0u0srh6vy56yp/198.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/3oejvcxcb8bqop4/199.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/7t1p7w6oi91hfum/200.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/4zggdgte2nsjj8x/201.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TRUST HIM WITH A DEADLY POWER? JUST GIVE HIM A GUN.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/hratf6dr96kjokn/202.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/i9uk976n9try0rh/203.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/a0qp094ajkpn7ok/204.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/t2z2c207kqq787o/205.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): WHAT'S WITH THE HANDOUTS? I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE MAIN CHARACTER HERE!

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/px3u747mye1jpa1/206.png?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/4c7p93xs8zo0xak/soldier.png?raw=1): ONLY IF YOU FOLLOW MY PRECISE INSTRUCTIONS. I WILL TURN YOU INTO A KILLING MACHINE MAKER MACHINE!

Title: Re: SOLDIER PLAYS POKEMON EMERALD
Post by: Haspen on November 15, 2019, 11:18:23 am

Once upon a time, conqueror of Kanto region.

Nowadays, a daycare employee ;v

Das how SOLDIER has fallen.

Title: Re: SOLDIER PLAYS POKEMON EMERALD
Post by: Solymr on December 28, 2019, 02:07:35 pm

I think this is just over.

The interest of various people in this has decayed, and now I'm not motivated enough to continue.

Title: Re: SOLDIER PLAYS POKEMON EMERALD
Post by: Haspen on December 28, 2019, 02:09:00 pm

SOLDIERMON has been forlorn! ;c

Title: Re: SOLDIER PLAYS POKEMON EMERALD
Post by: King Zultan on December 29, 2019, 04:49:15 am

Sad to see this go, now where will I go now to learn about kicking hippies in the ass and pokermans?

Title: Re: SOLDIER PLAYS POKEMON EMERALD
Post by: QuakeIV on January 22, 2020, 11:14:28 pm

RIP in RIP I guess.