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Finally... => Life Advice => Topic started by: ArchimedesWojak on April 16, 2021, 08:24:01 pm

Title: fellas help there is a fucking opossum in my room i'm scared please help
Post by: ArchimedesWojak on April 16, 2021, 08:24:01 pm

so i was sitting here playing CDDA (good shit) when my closet door opens slightly and a fucking opossum scurries out of it so now i just have this opossum in my room running around and i'm debating if i should risk getting opossumed in order to leave my room and go downstairs to get my dad's gun and shoot the fucker or wait until someone comes home

please help me Bay12

Title: Re: fellas help there is a fucking opossum in my room i'm scared please help
Post by: ChairmanPoo on April 16, 2021, 08:30:23 pm

You

Title: Re: fellas help there is a fucking opossum in my room i'm scared please help
Post by: ArchimedesWojak on April 16, 2021, 09:51:40 pm

Quote from: ChairmanPoo on April 16, 2021, 08:30:23 pm

You

Me or the opossum?

(no but seriously this isn't a shitpost but there is a shitty ass rat creature is in my room and i'm waiting for my dad to come home)

Title: Re: fellas help there is a fucking opossum in my room i'm scared please help
Post by: ChairmanPoo on April 16, 2021, 10:19:07 pm

Call animal control. Alternatively scare it with a stick towards a window.

Title: Re: fellas help there is a fucking opossum in my room i'm scared please help
Post by: anewaname on April 16, 2021, 10:39:51 pm

You might want to take a good look inside that closet...

Title: Re: fellas help there is a fucking opossum in my room i'm scared please help
Post by: wierd on April 17, 2021, 12:08:09 am

If you live in town, I would second calling animal control.

If you live out in the boonies, open the window, then put catfood outside. Close the door to that room, and wait.

Title: Re: fellas help there is a fucking opossum in my room i'm scared please help
Post by: ArchimedesWojak on April 17, 2021, 12:44:58 am

Animal Control has been called

I'm locking this thread