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Dwarf Fortress => DF Adventure Mode Discussion => Topic started by: Torak on February 24, 2008, 05:52:00 pm

Title: The epic struggle of a Spearman Vs a Elite Goblin Bowman
Post by: Torak on February 24, 2008, 05:52:00 pm
I've had about 4 adventurers killed by this bastard, and after grabbing some arrows, armor, etc from my long-dead comrades, I took him on. The battle took place in a secluded corridor in some dank goblin castle.

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You strike at The goblin Elite Bowman but the shot is parried!
The goblin Elite Bowman counterstrikes!
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You strike at The goblin Elite Bowman but the shot is parried!
You drop the Iron spear.
You grab The goblin Elite Bowman by the *Bronze bow* with your right hand!
You struggle for the *Bronze bow*.
You've lost possession of the *Bronze bow*.
You grab The goblin Elite Bowman by the *Bronze bow* with your right hand!
You struggle for the *Bronze bow*.
You gain possession of the *Bronze bow*.
You pick up the Iron spear with your right hand.
The goblin Elite Bowman misses You!
You counterstrike!
You grab The goblin Elite Bowman by the second finger, right hand with your +氣Iron shield藋+!
You release the grip of Your +氣Iron shield藋+ from The goblin Elite Bowman's second finger, right hand.
You stab The goblin Elite Bowman in the right hand with your Iron spear!
It is badly pierced!
The goblin Elite Bowman's thumb, right hand has been badly pierced!
The goblin Elite Bowman stands up.
You miss The goblin Elite Bowman!
You attack The goblin Elite Bowman but He jumps away!
The goblin Elite Bowman charges at You!
The goblin Elite Bowman attacks You but You jump away!
The goblin Elite Bowman charges at You!
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The goblin Elite Bowman collides with You!
You are knocked over and tumble backward!
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You miss The goblin Elite Bowman!
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The goblin Elite Bowman punches You in the right lower arm with his right hand!
The shot glances away.
You are no longer stunned.
You stand up.
The goblin Elite Bowman charges at You!
The goblin Elite Bowman attacks You but You jump away!
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You miss The goblin Elite Bowman!
The goblin Elite Bowman counterstrikes!
The goblin Elite Bowman misses You!
The goblin Elite Bowman punches You in the left hand with his right hand!
The shot glances away.
You miss The goblin Elite Bowman!
The goblin Elite Bowman counterstrikes!
The goblin Elite Bowman grabs You by the right hand with his right hand!
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The goblin Elite Bowman locks Your right wrist with The goblin Elite Bowman's right hand!
You miss The goblin Elite Bowman!
The goblin Elite Bowman charges at You!
The goblin Elite Bowman punches You in the right lower leg with his right hand!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman collides with You!
You are knocked over!
The goblin Elite Bowman badly sprains Your right wrist!
The goblin Elite Bowman badly sprains Your right wrist!
The goblin Elite Bowman breaks Your right wrist!
You lose hold of the Iron spear.
You stand up.
The goblin Elite Bowman releases the joint lock of The goblin Elite Bowman's right hand on Your right hand.
You have nothing left to fire.
You pick up the Iron spear and put it in your mule leather backpack.
The goblin Elite Bowman takes You down by the right hand with The goblin Elite Bowman's right hand!
The goblin Elite Bowman releases the grip of The goblin Elite Bowman's right hand on Your right hand.
You stand up.
The goblin Elite Bowman charges at You!
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The goblin Elite Bowman collides with You!
You are knocked over!
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You are no longer stunned.
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The goblin Elite Bowman in the lower body with your +氣Iron shield藋+!
The shot glances away.
You stand up.
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The spinning -Iron short sword- misses The goblin Elite Bowman!
The goblin Elite Bowman charges at You!
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The goblin Elite Bowman collides with You!
You are knocked over!
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The goblin Elite Bowman in the head with your +氣Iron shield藋+!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You miss The goblin Elite Bowman!
You stand up.
The goblin Elite Bowman charges at You!
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The goblin Elite Bowman collides with You!
You are knocked over!
The goblin Elite Bowman punches You in the right lower arm with his right hand!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman grabs You by the cougar leather waterskin with his right hand!
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You are no longer stunned.
You've lost possession of the cougar leather waterskin.
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the left upper arm with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the left lower leg with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
You stand up.
The goblin Elite Bowman charges at You!
You are surprised by the ferocity of The goblin Elite Bowman's onslaught!
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the right hand with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman collides with You!
You tangle together and fall over!
You are no longer stunned.
The goblin Elite Bowman stands up.
You can't stand up -- somebody is in the way.
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the right upper arm with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
You stand up.
The goblin Elite Bowman charges at You!
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the right upper leg with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman collides with You!
You are knocked over and tumble backward!
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the left upper arm with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the left upper arm with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the right lower leg with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
You stand up.
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the lower body with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman charges at You!
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the right hand with his cougar leather waterskin!
It is bruised!
Your second finger, right hand has been badly bruised!
The goblin Elite Bowman collides with You!
You are knocked over and tumble backward!
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the left upper arm with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the left lower arm with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the head with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the right lower leg with his cougar leather waterskin!
It is bruised!
Your right knee has been sprained!
You are no longer stunned.
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the upper body with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the right upper arm with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the right upper leg with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the right upper arm with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
You stand up.
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the left lower arm with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
You miss The goblin Elite Bowman!
The goblin Elite Bowman counterstrikes!
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the lower body with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the lower body with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
You attack The goblin Elite Bowman but He jumps away!
You miss The goblin Elite Bowman!
The goblin Elite Bowman counterstrikes!
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the upper body with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the left upper arm with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
You attack The goblin Elite Bowman but He jumps away!
You attack The goblin Elite Bowman but He jumps away!
You miss The goblin Elite Bowman!
The goblin Elite Bowman counterstrikes!
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the lower body with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
You grab The goblin Elite Bowman by the throat with your right upper arm!
The goblin Elite Bowman charges at You!
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The goblin Elite Bowman collides with You!
You are knocked over!
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the left hand with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the lower body with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the upper body with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
You bash The goblin Elite Bowman in the head with your +氣Iron shield藋+!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You stand up.
The goblin Elite Bowman charges at You!
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The goblin Elite Bowman collides with You!
You tangle together and tumble forward!
The goblin Elite Bowman stands up.
You can't stand up -- somebody is in the way.
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the left lower leg with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the upper body with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
You stand up.
The goblin Elite Bowman charges at You!
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The goblin Elite Bowman collides with You!
You are knocked over!
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the left lower arm with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the left upper leg with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
You stand up.
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You miss The goblin Elite Bowman!
The goblin Elite Bowman counterstrikes!
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the upper body with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman charges at You!
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the upper body with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman collides with You!
You are knocked over!
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the left upper arm with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the left hand with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the right lower leg with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
You are no longer stunned.
You stand up.
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the right foot with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You charge at The goblin Elite Bowman!
You bash The goblin Elite Bowman in the right upper leg with your +氣Iron shield藋+!
The shot glances away.
You collide with The goblin Elite Bowman!
You bounce backward!
You charge at The goblin Elite Bowman!
You attack The goblin Elite Bowman but He jumps away!
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You charge at The goblin Elite Bowman!
You bash The goblin Elite Bowman in the left hand with your +氣Iron shield藋+!
It is bruised!
The goblin Elite Bowman's thumb, left hand has been badly bruised!
The goblin Elite Bowman's second finger, left hand has been badly bruised!
The goblin Elite Bowman's third finger, left hand has been badly bruised!
You collide with The goblin Elite Bowman!
You bounce backward!
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the right lower arm with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
You charge at The goblin Elite Bowman!
You attack The goblin Elite Bowman but He jumps away!
You are no longer stunned.
The goblin Elite Bowman charges at You!
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the left upper leg with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman collides with You!
You tangle together and fall over!
You stand up.
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You bash The goblin Elite Bowman in the head with your +氣Iron shield藋+!
The shot glances away.
You bash The goblin Elite Bowman in the right upper arm with your +氣Iron shield藋+!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the left lower arm with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
You bash The goblin Elite Bowman in the right upper leg with your +氣Iron shield藋+!
The shot glances away.
You bash The goblin Elite Bowman in the lower body with your +氣Iron shield藋+!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the right upper arm with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
You bash The goblin Elite Bowman in the right lower arm with your +氣Iron shield藋+!
The shot glances away.
You bash The goblin Elite Bowman in the left lower arm with your +氣Iron shield藋+!
The shot glances away.
You collapse and fall to the ground from over-exertion.
The goblin Elite Bowman stands up.
You attack The goblin Elite Bowman but He jumps away!
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the right hand with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the right upper leg with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You miss The goblin Elite Bowman!
You have nothing left to fire.
You pick up the Iron arrows [24] and put it in your giant cave spider silk quiver.
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the head with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the right upper leg with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the lower body with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
You take out the Iron arrows [24].
The flying Iron arrow strikes The goblin Elite Bowman in the right upper arm!
It is pierced!
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the lower body with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the left upper arm with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the left lower arm with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the right hand with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The flying Iron arrow strikes The goblin Elite Bowman in the left lower arm!
It is badly pierced!
The goblin Elite Bowman's left elbow has been broken!
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the lower body with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the upper body with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the right lower arm with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the left lower leg with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The goblin Elite Bowman bashes You in the lower body with his cougar leather waterskin!
The shot glances away.
The flying Iron arrow strikes The goblin Elite Bowman in the head!
It is badly pierced!
The goblin Elite Bowman has been stunned!
The goblin Elite Bowman's right eye has been poked out!
The goblin Elite Bowman's left ear has been badly pierced!
The goblin Elite Bowman's nose has been badly pierced!
The goblin Elite Bowman's neck has been broken!
The goblin Elite Bowman's brain has been badly pierced!
The Iron arrow has lodged firmly in the wound!
The goblin Elite Bowman loses hold of the cougar leather waterskin.
The goblin Elite Bowman falls over.
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The goblin Elite Bowman in the left hand with your +氣Iron shield藋+!
It is bruised!
The goblin Elite Bowman's thumb, left hand has been badly bruised!
The goblin Elite Bowman's second finger, left hand has been badly bruised!
The goblin Elite Bowman's third finger, left hand has been badly bruised!
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You bash The goblin Elite Bowman in the left lower arm with your +氣Iron shield藋+!
It is broken!
You bash The goblin Elite Bowman in the left lower arm with your +氣Iron shield藋+!
It is broken!
The goblin Elite Bowman's left elbow has been broken again!
The goblin Elite Bowman is no longer stunned.
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The goblin Elite Bowman in the right lower leg with your +氣Iron shield藋+!
The shot glances away.
You bash The goblin Elite Bowman in the upper body with your +氣Iron shield藋+!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman pushes You in the left lower leg!
The shot glances away.
You bash The goblin Elite Bowman in the left foot with your +氣Iron shield藋+!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You bash The goblin Elite Bowman in the right lower arm with your +氣Iron shield藋+!
It is bruised!
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The goblin Elite Bowman in the left upper arm with your +氣Iron shield藋+!
The shot glances away.
You bash The goblin Elite Bowman in the upper body with your +氣Iron shield藋+!
It is bruised!
The goblin Elite Bowman's liver has been badly bruised!
The goblin Elite Bowman's upper spine has been badly bruised!
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You bash The goblin Elite Bowman in the left hand with your +氣Iron shield藋+!
The shot glances away.
You bash The goblin Elite Bowman in the left hand with your +氣Iron shield藋+!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The goblin Elite Bowman in the right upper leg with your +氣Iron shield藋+!
The shot glances away.
You bash The goblin Elite Bowman in the left upper leg with your +氣Iron shield藋+!
The shot glances away.
The goblin Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You drop the +氣Iron shield藋+.
You drop the Iron arrows [21].
You pick up the +氣Iron shield藋+ with your left hand.
The goblin Elite Bowman pushes You in the head!
The shot glances away.
You drop the +氣Iron shield藋+.
You pick up the Iron arrows [21] with your left hand.
The goblin Elite Bowman pushes You in the right hand!
The shot glances away.
You pick up the +氣Iron shield藋+ and put it in your mule leather backpack.
The goblin Elite Bowman pushes You in the right foot!
The shot glances away.
You drop the Iron arrows [21].
You drop the +氣Iron shield藋+.
You grab The goblin Elite Bowman by the head with your left hand!
The goblin Elite Bowman pushes You in the right lower leg!
The shot glances away.
You pick up the +氣Iron shield藋+ with your left hand.
You gouge The goblin Elite Bowman's left eye with Your left hand!
The goblin Elite Bowman's left eye has been torn out!
The goblin Elite Bowman struggles in vain against the grip of Your left hand on The goblin Elite Bowman's head.
Mato Gozruusmza, goblin Elite Bowman has bled to death.  
Title: Re: The epic struggle of a Spearman Vs a Elite Goblin Bowman
Post by: umiman on February 24, 2008, 06:10:00 pm
Haha, I like how the two of you forgoed weapons right in the beginning and started whacking each other with waterskins.
Title: Re: The epic struggle of a Spearman Vs a Elite Goblin Bowman
Post by: Lemnx on February 24, 2008, 06:23:00 pm
Only in DF can a water skin count as a lethal weapon.
Title: Re: The epic struggle of a Spearman Vs a Elite Goblin Bowman
Post by: JoRo on February 24, 2008, 06:56:00 pm
Man, I hate those elite bowmen.  They announce their presence from outside of your field of view, and then the next thing you know you've gotten all your organs pierced with a single arrow.  They deserve nothing better than to be bludgeoned to death with random items.
Title: Re: The epic struggle of a Spearman Vs a Elite Goblin Bowman
Post by: Romantic Warrior on February 24, 2008, 07:18:00 pm
I can see it now. An adventurer screaming "DIE YOU COCKSPAWNED SHEEPSHAGGER" and he smashes a Goblin's head into the ground, tearing eyes out all the while.   :)
Title: Re: The epic struggle of a Spearman Vs a Elite Goblin Bowman
Post by: Retro42 on February 24, 2008, 08:32:00 pm
Well done!!

You can literally picture it as an action sequence in a movie.  


Retro

Title: Re: The epic struggle of a Spearman Vs a Elite Goblin Bowman
Post by: Ioric Kittencuddler on February 25, 2008, 02:05:00 am
Looks like a Jacky Chan movie.