STRIKE THE LEVERSTRIKEPULL THE LEVEREARTH
I change my vote to thisSTRIKE THE LEVERSTRIKEPULL THE LEVEREARTH
PULL THE EARTH
Pull the lever.
RUB YOUR HANDS TOGETHER IN SCIENTIFIC ANTICIPATION. PULL ALL AVAILABLE LEVERS SIMULTANEOUSLY.
Punch someone in the face. It would be funny to do so.-1 We mustn’t deviate from the experiment, lest we give unuseful data
+1RUB YOUR HANDS TOGETHER IN SCIENTIFIC ANTICIPATION. PULL ALL AVAILABLE LEVERS SIMULTANEOUSLY.
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+1+1RUB YOUR HANDS TOGETHER IN SCIENTIFIC ANTICIPATION. PULL ALL AVAILABLE LEVERS SIMULTANEOUSLY.
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+1+1+1RUB YOUR HANDS TOGETHER IN SCIENTIFIC ANTICIPATION. PULL ALL AVAILABLE LEVERS SIMULTANEOUSLY.
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Cheeky (not serious) suggestion:
Look for the lever that activates the door underneath the scientists.
RUB YOUR HANDS TOGETHER IN SCIENTIFIC ANTICIPATION. PULL ALL AVAILABLE LEVERS SIMULTANEOUSLY.
Then pull them almost-simultaneously, while sprinting!+1
Then pull them almost-simultaneously, while sprinting!+1
Be abuse we’re the experiment, not the experimentorThen pull them almost-simultaneously, while sprinting!+1
+1, also wow look at that science platform. We need one of those. Why don't we have one of those.
Be abuse we’re the experiment, not the experimentorThen pull them almost-simultaneously, while sprinting!+1
+1, also wow look at that science platform. We need one of those. Why don't we have one of those.
True, also my previous post was supposed to say becauseBe abuse we’re the experiment, not the experimentorThen pull them almost-simultaneously, while sprinting!+1
+1, also wow look at that science platform. We need one of those. Why don't we have one of those.
Demand a science platform of our own as well. The people deserve science platforms, not just the lab-coated elite.
Why demand one of your own, when you take theirs?
Find the auxiliary override for the science platform, and use it to evict the current tenants into the pit below.
+1 to NEGOTIATIONWhy demand one of your own, when you take theirs?
Find the auxiliary override for the science platform, and use it to evict the current tenants into the pit below.
This is also acceptable. However, at the risk of beginning a murder hobo trend, we should politely request a science platform of our own via conventional means before resorting to a violent science platform revolution of the people.
Can we at least use the threat of the auxiliary override to improve our negotiating position? (naturally, we would still have to find it first, but standing right next to it with our hands on the lever(s), should greatly improve our chances, no?)
Now get him to pull all the levers!
Advise that as the current Lord of the Science Platform, you are altering the parameters of the test.We willVe vill now attempt to crushthezee bridge withthezee fluffy wambler.
+1Advise that as the current Lord of the Science Platform, you are altering the parameters of the test.We willVe vill now attempt to crushthezee bridge withthezee fluffy wambler.
+1, we've already seen demonstrations of bridges' power, let's test wambler power.
And maybe get a trademark on Wambler Power!™
+1 “Also Scientist, be very careful with that thing.”+1Advise that as the current Lord of the Science Platform, you are altering the parameters of the test.We willVe vill now attempt to crushthezee bridge withthezee fluffy wambler.
+1, we've already seen demonstrations of bridges' power, let's test wambler power.
And maybe get a trademark on Wambler Power!™
+1 “Also Scientist, be very careful with that thing.”+1Advise that as the current Lord of the Science Platform, you are altering the parameters of the test.We willVe vill now attempt to crushthezee bridge withthezee fluffy wambler.
+1, we've already seen demonstrations of bridges' power, let's test wambler power.
And maybe get a trademark on Wambler Power!™
Les get back from the window in case it explodes.
+1, tell him to get rubber gloves to protect from the electricityLes get back from the window in case it explodes.
+1
Also, tell Whatever-heez-name-is to go collect the specimen for examination.
+1 although I dont think latex or any rubber products exist yet in dwarf fortress @Naturegirl1999 also whats with the slightly variated graffiti markingsLes get back from the window in case it explodes.
+1
Also, tell Whatever-heez-name-is to go collect the specimen for examination.
Also, being a dwarf, and near an obviously clear-glass (or crystal glass) window, be sure to collect that happy thought, lest you suddenly have a tantrum. (you know, due to your parents being brutally murdered by an angry mob)+1 Admire clear glass window
+1Also, being a dwarf, and near an obviously clear-glass (or crystal glass) window, be sure to collect that happy thought, lest you suddenly have a tantrum. (you know, due to your parents being brutally murdered by an angry mob)+1 Admire clear glass window
+1 We should also admire our science platform.+1Also, being a dwarf, and near an obviously clear-glass (or crystal glass) window, be sure to collect that happy thought, lest you suddenly have a tantrum. (you know, due to your parents being brutally murdered by an angry mob)+1 Admire clear glass window
+1 Try finding out what our science platform is made of+1 We should also admire our science platform.+1Also, being a dwarf, and near an obviously clear-glass (or crystal glass) window, be sure to collect that happy thought, lest you suddenly have a tantrum. (you know, due to your parents being brutally murdered by an angry mob)+1 Admire clear glass window
+1, tell him to get rubber gloves to protect from the electricityLes get back from the window in case it explodes.
+1
Also, tell Whatever-heez-name-is to go collect the specimen for examination.
What do birdfolk eat? Fruit? Smaller birdfolk?
Respectfully submit that we, in accordance with the almighty wikipedia, should consume one sheep for our breakfasts. After the morning poofdance.
+1Respectfully submit that we, in accordance with the almighty wikipedia, should consume one sheep for our breakfasts. After the morning poofdance.
obtain -sheep tallow biscuit-
Do a poofy dance of rejoicefulness. Her slumber was long!
Welcome back!!!!!
obtain -sheep tallow biscuit-
Go forth and meet up with the rest of our group and announce our new found quest!
If not local shepherding operations, we could also try our hand at wild game instead. The map suggests mountains nearby. Mountain Sheep could be a thing. We should inquire.+1 Beats walking across the entire country.
If not local shepherding operations, we could also try our hand at wild game instead. The map suggests mountains nearby. Mountain Sheep could be a thing. We should inquire.+1
We could develop our own culinary skills instead?
Determine if there are any shepherding operations in the more local area, then appropriate the needful tallow products?
If not local shepherding operations, we could also try our hand at wild game instead. The map suggests mountains nearby. Mountain Sheep could be a thing. We should inquire.
+1We could develop our own culinary skills instead?
Determine if there are any shepherding operations in the more local area, then appropriate the needful tallow products?If not local shepherding operations, we could also try our hand at wild game instead. The map suggests mountains nearby. Mountain Sheep could be a thing. We should inquire.
+1
My name is Noi and I provide the people of this community with sheep tallow and sheep tallow accessories.
If not local shepherding operations, we could also try our hand at wild game instead. The map suggests mountains nearby. Mountain Sheep could be a thing. We should inquire.
-mountain goat tallow biscuit- would also be acceptable
Let's not limit our options here
EDIT: Dat goat so cute tho
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Have the three of you circle the goat with stealth, then attack from all sides to prevent escape.
Have all 4 armed adventurers dogpile the unaware wild poofgoat simultaneously. We shall sing songs of this battle henceforce.
Looks like we killed it to much and it exploded, but we can still make biscuits out of it.
Looks like we killed it to much and it exploded, but we can still make biscuits out of it.Not to mention the bones and horns can be quite useful to make small trinkets which can be sold later.
And that skin can be tanned and sold if not made into something as well.
Grab what we can and continue the travel, we can start making biscuits after we set up camp somewhere.
RIP AND TEAR.+1 We should also brag about our increase in skill and go on about how skilled we are at killing!Looks like we killed it to much and it exploded, but we can still make biscuits out of it.Not to mention the bones and horns can be quite useful to make small trinkets which can be sold later.
And that skin can be tanned and sold if not made into something as well.
Grab what we can and continue the travel, we can start making biscuits after we set up camp somewhere.
+1
Make a note to brag in the next tavern about our timeless battle with the poofgoat of poofgoat mountain.
Only if he brings enough for the whole class!
If there isn't enough for everyone to get some corpse power then no one can eat it until it's biscuits.
It took all day but I have finished fixing the images for the end of Part I. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=164165.0) Now is as good a time as ever to re-read or get caught up.
I say we let him. Let's see what happens.
Just stand ready in case a medical emergency emerges.
Oh and uh, send someone out to scout the immediate area for more goats (or potential danger, so that we might be prepared for it).
Sheep are herd animals. If we had adorable sheep kid, we will have adult sheep elsewhere.
He may eat the lamb-- we will look for more, and or, maybe get mutton.
The obvious one is that he now has "cute powers".
See also, how his eyes have changed.
We should congratulate him, then definitely ask him what his new superpowers are.
+1 All good ideas.The obvious one is that he now has "cute powers".
See also, how his eyes have changed.
If true, they would definitively come in handy in social situations.We should congratulate him, then definitely ask him what his new superpowers are.
+1
We should also see if we can catch up to the rest of our group.
And seek shelter from the rain if possible.
+1, can anyone in our party burrow? If so, we can stay underground until the rain stops, we shouldn;t need to go too deep, and ground is theoretically easier to break through than tree bark+1 All good ideas.The obvious one is that he now has "cute powers".
See also, how his eyes have changed.
If true, they would definitively come in handy in social situations.We should congratulate him, then definitely ask him what his new superpowers are.
+1
We should also see if we can catch up to the rest of our group.
And seek shelter from the rain if possible.
We shall build a tree house to rival all others!
WE should make sure we have all our possessions for sure.+1 No one shall possess our possessions but us!
WE should make sure we have all our possessions for sure.+1 No one shall possess our possessions but us!
WE should make sure we have all our possessions for sure.+1 No one shall possess our possessions but us!Spoiler: How we see our treehouse (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Our treehouse (click to show/hide)
Is it worth going back to the inn to grab our crossbow and other shinys? I worry the innkeeper will just auction the contents of our room if we abandon it for too long.
REACH OUT TO OUR PEOPLE. Edi is their benevolent overlord by right of superior poof! Command them to be fruitful and multiply, that we might call on them in times of great need! Onwards to glory!+1Spoiler: HEED US (click to show/hide)
Also if any of the poofgoats have like, experience in treehouse construction, that would be nice too. Just a thought, we could ask.
The problem is that we need the tallow, remember? We have a task that must be done.
So unless we can figure out a way to get the tallow from them without harming them, I feel that I must vote against befriending the poof goats.
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We're allowed to give up our previous, spontaneous goals when better opportunities present themselves. Remember, our ultimate goal is to make friends with everyone in the world. Poof goats can be friends too.
+1 Poof goat friends for our friendship army!We're allowed to give up our previous, spontaneous goals when better opportunities present themselves. Remember, our ultimate goal is to make friends with everyone in the world. Poof goats can be friends too.
This is more reasonable than a sacrifice.
+1
REACH OUT TO OUR PEOPLE. Edi is their benevolent overlord by right of superior poof! Command them to be fruitful and multiply, that we might call on them in times of great need! Onwards to glory!Spoiler: HEED US (click to show/hide)
Also if any of the poofgoats have like, experience in treehouse construction, that would be nice too. Just a thought, we could ask.
Can we get a team inventory first?
You mark the location on your map with some of Edi's blood.
+1Can we get a team inventory first?
This! +1
It’s been a while since I was here, shouldn’t we tend to Edi’s wounds?It's not his blood.
Oh, good, in that case attempt to build the treehouseWe've gone to town to get an axe so we can build the treehouse.
oh +1Oh, good, in that case attempt to build the treehouseWe've gone to town to get an axe so we can build the treehouse.
Can we get a team inventory first?
We could carve figures out of the bones and sell them in the market!
Carve a treehouse from the tree with the knife.I kind of think we should try this at some point.
If you've ever tried to build a treehouse or carve wood with a knife you'd know how much of an exercise in futility that is.I've used a knife to carve a pole so I could use it as a shovel handle and it took several hours, but it still got done and I've got like six more to go probably not gonna get done anytime soon as that crap messed up my thumb.
+1String, or nothing
Get the rope. Rope is omniuseful.
+1String, or nothing
Get the rope. Rope is omniuseful.
but also the grappling hook. It's a combo with the rope.
+1String, or nothing
Get the rope. Rope is omniuseful.
but also the grappling hook. It's a combo with the rope.
+1
Also, uhh...can't believe I missed this thread for an entire year. Welcome back?
+1String, or nothing
Get the rope. Rope is omniuseful.
but also the grappling hook. It's a combo with the rope.
+1 to treehouse.
Make staircases so that the goats can climb in the tree. We shall turn our goats into the most brawlsome of armored aerial attack cannon fodder in time.
+1+1 to treehouse.
Make staircases so that the goats can climb in the tree. We shall turn our goats into the most brawlsome of armored aerial attack cannon fodder in time.
+1
It's time to build our tree house!+1 to treehouse.
Make staircases so that the goats can climb in the tree. We shall turn our goats into the most brawlsome of armored aerial attack cannon fodder in time.
Interesting rumors of interesting roomers?Why not ask about both?
{We need friends, if we want to really leverage the power of friendship...}
Interesting rumors of interesting roomers?Why not ask about both?
{We need friends, if we want to really leverage the power of friendship...}
Interesting rumors of interesting roomers?Why not ask about both?
{We need friends, if we want to really leverage the power of friendship...}
+1
Consider a brief poof dance of territorial dominance for these welcome strangers, then ask then good day and about rumors the the like.
While an undead mummy is indeed an interesting roomer, i advise against suggesting they live (ahem) with us.+1 Friends for the friend pile!
Ask if the treasure is shiny.
Ask if the treasure is shiny.
Ask if the treasure is shiny.
Sounds like we might need to go with them so we can get some of that shiny.
Side note: Bring pack goats
My vote is for Edi, the pooflord, guardian of the poof.+1
My vote is for Edi, the pooflord, guardian of the poof.+1
Do we, or any of the group, have much skill in lockpicking? I don't recall if it has come up before.
Kea's would absolutely love picking locks, so let's do that!+1
Kea's would absolutely love picking locks, so let's do that!
The goat should read it first. They are our cannon fodder, remember?+1
+1 Who needs armour when we have an army of goats.The goat should read it first. They are our cannon fodder, remember?+1
+1 Who needs armour when we have an army of goats.The goat should read it first. They are our cannon fodder, remember?+1
+1 Who needs armour when we have an army of goats.The goat should read it first. They are our cannon fodder, remember?+1
+1 Absolutely send the goat to read and/or collect the tablet.
Make note to hold funeral for poofgoat upon return. Collect a personal item for use in said funeral. Perhaps some poof.+1 and +1 to making the poofgoat tallow biscuits.
Throw rocks, like, all over the place to detect further traps.
Is Edi ok+1 Gotta check on our living friends before eating the dead ones.
Make note to hold funeral for poofgoat upon return. Collect a personal item for use in said funeral. Perhaps some poof.
Throw rocks, like, all over the place to detect further traps.
Is Edi ok
What? Why? What happened to Edi :(
WHAT?? WHEN?? PIKE?? WHAT?? HOW?? PIKE??....WHAT?? WHAT??
PIKE?? WHAT??
Doesn't fire make people bleed more in DF O_o+1 We shall poke our way to Victory!
Regardless, Noi cheese nibbles are precious
give cheese to Edi, he needs it. give cheese to cleric too, he earned it. have pleasant cheese snack with friends before pressing on.
If possible, acquire ten-foot pole from the surrounding brush. Once we re-enter the tomb, use the pole to poke about liberally for traps.
Doesn't fire make people bleed more in DF O_o+1 We shall poke our way to Victory!
Regardless, Noi cheese nibbles are precious
give cheese to Edi, he needs it. give cheese to cleric too, he earned it. have pleasant cheese snack with friends before pressing on.
If possible, acquire ten-foot pole from the surrounding brush. Once we re-enter the tomb, use the pole to poke about liberally for traps.
Doesn't fire make people bleed more in DF O_o+1 We shall poke our way to Victory!
Regardless, Noi cheese nibbles are precious
give cheese to Edi, he needs it. give cheese to cleric too, he earned it. have pleasant cheese snack with friends before pressing on.
If possible, acquire ten-foot pole from the surrounding brush. Once we re-enter the tomb, use the pole to poke about liberally for traps.
+1 Best plan.
If no pole is about, throw pebbles.
+1Doesn't fire make people bleed more in DF O_o+1 We shall poke our way to Victory!
Regardless, Noi cheese nibbles are precious
give cheese to Edi, he needs it. give cheese to cleric too, he earned it. have pleasant cheese snack with friends before pressing on.
If possible, acquire ten-foot pole from the surrounding brush. Once we re-enter the tomb, use the pole to poke about liberally for traps.
+1 Best plan.
If no pole is about, throw pebbles.
If possible, acquire ten-foot pole from the surrounding brush. Once we re-enter the tomb, use the pole to poke about liberally for traps.[/b]
Ah. Yes. We should have our new friend use his pole to find traps. But we can also throw pebbles. It won't hurt.
Ah. Yes. We should have our new friend use his pole to find traps. But we can also throw pebbles. It won't hurt.
+1, also we should return to the tomb and commence further exploration.
I am going to be a host of the forum runner competition starting October 14th! http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=180364.0Good luck! Just popping in to say that before Mr. Monkey's part in this event, someone else has one prepared to start in a couple days. Yet we still have no player nominations.
Two players will get to control characters in my world in some sort of competition. Let's try to get through the tomb by then! I plan on starting the tomb when I get home from some errands. Let's goooo!
Let's head up stairs and use the pole to poke around while searching for shiny stuff.
Let's head up stairs and use the pole to poke around while searching for shiny stuff.
+1
Let's head up stairs and use the pole to poke around while searching for shiny stuff.
Let's head up stairs and use the pole to poke around while searching for shiny stuff.
We didn't find a pole.
Let's head up stairs and use the pole to poke around while searching for shiny stuff.
We didn't find a pole.
Dwarf friend has pole-spear.
If we find a mummy we should make friends with it.+1 To making mummy friends.
Let's head up stairs and use the pole to poke around while searching for shiny stuff.
We didn't find a pole.
Dwarf friend has pole-spear.
Which is why he gets to go first.
Nobody stand too close to that sarcophagus.+1
Read the slab. Can we read? Get someone who can read to read the slab.
There is NO shiny stuff ANYWHERE in here. Express disappointment, then proceed further in behind dwarf-friend.
The human cleric says, "The rumors we have heard all pertain Konlilomonth, The Oily Tomb, which is where we are headed! Legend says that Godin Imagepure was entombed in Konlilomonth in the year 24 during the war with the The Blind Plague. If the rumors are true then the tomb is filled with valuable treasure as well as lethal dangers."
The slab reads:
"In memory of Obler Frostfaith.
Died peacefully in the year 71.
Law-giver of The Jade union 6 to 71
Loving father and husband."
Have we seen the whole tomb yet? Is this all there is? Fully explore the tomb before we touch anything.
There's two things I'd like to ask the dwarf. Number one..The human cleric says, "The rumors we have heard all pertain Konlilomonth, The Oily Tomb, which is where we are headed! Legend says that Godin Imagepure was entombed in Konlilomonth in the year 24 during the war with the The Blind Plague. If the rumors are true then the tomb is filled with valuable treasure as well as lethal dangers."The slab reads:
"In memory of Obler Frostfaith.
Died peacefully in the year 71.
Law-giver of The Jade union 6 to 71
Loving mother and wife."
So, is the tomb of Godin Imagepure hidden somewhere else? And do we need to keep searching?
where is his human companion? Did he stay outside with Edi, or is there another reason he stayed behind?
Find the right tomb and repeat previous precautions.
Now let's run for the exit and get ready to shoot some crossbow bolts from behind a somewhat safe corner, if possible.
Wait, She's a WOMAN?
(doubletakes-- looks at slab--- "Loving HUSBAND"...)
(Looks at mummy. Definitely female.)
Are you SURE you are Obler Frostfaith?
"Uh, wait, we have the wrong tomb. We're very sorry. Please, can you tell us the way to Goden Imagepure's resting place? We need to speak with him."
Guess we get directions to the tomb and grab that ahnk thing.
Quote from: The White Rabbit(http://i.imgur.com/GdLf994.jpg)
Forum Runner needs a replacement. This event is packed with top hosts, eager to entertain and surprise you with their 2 week trials. But one player has had to step away, due availability reasons, leaving the baton up for grabs.
Win or lose, that will be determined by the trials, but you can definitely save Forum Runner 3 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=180364.0).
Are you in?
Please help spread the word! Stay tuned as more develops.
Lets get to that tomb!
Lets get to that tomb!+1, After helping the dwarf to get up.
You say, "Um I'm really sorry you died.":D :D :D How to befriend a mummy 101
Jog over to the tower!
I think I can outrun a troll! Circle away at speed in the direction of the tower and try to get out of sight behind the sparse trees.
"Everywhere and everywhen, why must the masters be so demanding. Least the perks are good."
Knock down the tree, smash the branches and roots off, then ride it down the hills.
Knock down trees to create bridges through the patches. Use that body Strength! This type of stuff can't reach too high.[/color]
Prod some tendrils with my spear. If they're strong enough to grasp it with prohibitive force, I'll try and yank my spear back and head for the thickets instead... but if they can't swiftly grab a spear then I'll try bounding through.
Turn my hammer around and use the pick end as well to help splinter the trees.
Carefully approach the bronze door, give it a tap with my spear and wait a moment in case anything bursts out. If all is calm, I seek to enter the tower.
Bit more work and I'll be there. And have a path back if needed.
Back away, keeping my spear between me and it, luring the zombie out of the building. Then when its drawn far enough, I'll take a wide circle around the zombie and run into the tower, slamming the door behind.
Step back a few more paces, then rush past the zombie into the building.
Smash the zombie's head in then follow.
Swoop my spear low, to trip (or dismember) these brutes as they come.
Break down the door and enter.
Bash in the goat's head! Or just knock them down and leave them.
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/640911259474329601/1037780501408252004/image.png)Bash in the goat's head! Or just knock them down and leave them.
Do you want to bash in their head or nock them down? I can only work with one of those at a time.
Stab wildly at their heads!
Knock them down and leave them.
Ring the bell. Like a polite devil's agent.
Drop the spear and roll away, to sprint up those steps!
(If we're continuing)
Kind of strange to not be participating in this, but is is interesting to watch.
OH GOD, quick try to wake him!
seriously, we need to fix this owl pronto :|
Mummies can wait we must first repair the owl!
So we should see that the skeleton wants.+1
Let Litast help us, they came from the tomb and should therefore be able to help us Agree to the help
We do not need violence to achieve our ends.
Ask to hold the clipboard, then respond to further inquiries with "what clipboard".
Let Litast help us, they came from the tomb and should therefore be able to help us Agree to the help+1 Let us proceed. Also, keep Edi out of trouble. But like, don't make it too obvious.
Jeff Clericface sounds like a reasonable human name.+1 What a beautiful name, I approve.
Get behind the skeleton and read the clip board threw its rib cage.
New poll. How many Urists are you excited about the game?+1 Urist
Also what kind of game is it going to be?
That sounds pretty cool, the hype build even faster.Also what kind of game is it going to be?
I think the most similar thing would be a Zelda dungeon with some rogue like features.
Uhhh what the hell was our goal as the 'bold?
Ask if any of our companions know where Tributescar is.+1
Ask if any of our companions know where Tributescar is.
Go over and say hello to the cat.ask if the cat can lockpick
Go over and say hello to the cat.
Offer the cat face pets.
ask if the cat can lockpick
Feed cat a drop of blood
Follow the cat!
I think this cat knows something. And as long as we follow it, we have a (weak) excuse to go anywhere.
continue following cat
Hemo-mance a blood key or lock pick and unlock the door. Surely the cat has some spare blood we could use.+1 To the BLOOD KEY!
Hemo-mance a blood key or lock pick and unlock the door. Surely the cat has some spare blood we could use.
Doge roll your way out of there!+1 to Doge rolling. (not to be confused with dodge rolling.)
Doge roll your way out of there!+1 to Doge rolling. (not to be confused with dodge rolling.)
+1 Roll to DogeDoge roll your way out of there!+1 to Doge rolling. (not to be confused with dodge rolling.)
If we still have the "Tribute Scar" dagger, maybe we could put it to use opening some tribute wounds on the mass of cats? If we leave just enough blood in them to live, they might even lay there, injured and immobile, freeing up the FPS, yet still eventually recover, and develop scars, while we abscond with a fierce blood-golem made of their involuntary blood trubute?+1 Sounds like a good plan right there.
I see no reason not to murder the cats other than 'because it would be cruel'. Maybe we can... slam the door shut again to avoid that?
Silly, getting the FPS back is just a side effect of killing the cats.I like the sound of this, and think of all the blood we could get!
The real benefit, is causing some of the dwarves to suddenly go bananas, and tear the fortress apart, prompting the hammerers to intervene, which then gets the friends and family upset.. which ... which... which....
You get the idea.