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Title: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Knightwing64 on November 22, 2021, 06:17:38 pm
                                                  Turn 0

You are on Earth in 2021, once you have infected the world with sufficient weirdness/magic the GAME will end. You can fight this transformation of course, but why would you want to?




(May contain plot.)

Gods: Asleep, weakened

Elder Gods: Asleep

Titans: Asleep, Imprisoned
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Fluffe9911 on November 22, 2021, 07:00:41 pm
Dance
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Post by: A_Curious_Cat on November 22, 2021, 07:51:11 pm
PRAY LOAD MUZIK
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Post by: NJW2000 on November 22, 2021, 08:07:50 pm
Sit very still and read a book with pictures.
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Yoink on November 23, 2021, 02:09:23 am
EJECT DISK/DISC WHILE GAME STILL RUNNING   
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Post by: King Zultan on November 23, 2021, 02:14:54 am
Call God and ask him to wake up and get his ass over here.
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Devastator on November 23, 2021, 05:11:26 am
Be Catgirl
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Post by: Rockeater on November 23, 2021, 08:43:46 am
Join the nearest Elder Gods worshiping cult
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: BlackPaladin99 on November 23, 2021, 09:55:38 am
Wake up the gods.
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Screech9791 on November 23, 2021, 11:28:38 am
I decide that the earth will become incredibly unsafe by the next few turns, so I will find my way into space and build an orbital shipyard to conquer the galaxy and mainly get away from this (soon to be) shithole planet.
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: SuperDino85 on November 23, 2021, 01:27:07 pm
consume the Earth
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Knightwing64 on November 23, 2021, 09:36:21 pm
Alright, next turn will be up tomorrow morning, feel free to post any last minute actions.
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Knightwing64 on November 24, 2021, 09:00:41 am
                                         Turn 1

Dance
[2]

You dance, terribly. Not only did you sprain your ankle, your family is looking at you with poorly hidden disgust.

PRAY LOAD MUZIK
[4]

You PRAY very good LOAD MUZIK on your boombox, you have developed a crowd.

Sit very still and read a book with pictures.
[5]

You look at a random picture book your grandpa found at a yard sale. It’s a magic picture book and gives you picture magic. Congrats.

EJECT DISK/DISC WHILE GAME STILL RUNNING   
[3]

You do this while playing Zelda. The game crashes. What did you expect?

Call God and ask him to wake up and get his ass over here.
[4]

You call upon MAZAK, god of assholes and he appears in front of you then disappears because that dumbass god never existed. You gain very weak Summoning Magic.

Be Catgirl
[6]

You become a Catgirl and get abducted by a fat dude who wants a catgirl in his harem. Congratulations you fucking delinquent.

Join the nearest Elder Gods worshiping cult
[5]

You become the cult leader of a nearby cult of elder god worship. You gain Blood Magic and you kinda look like a fish now.

Wake up the gods.
[4]

You wake a few random gods who disappear to god knows where.

I decide that the earth will become incredibly unsafe by the next few turns, so I will find my way into space and build an orbital shipyard to conquer the galaxy and mainly get away from this (soon to be) shithole planet.
[1]

You got shot trying to break into NASA headquarters to steal a spaceship. Respawn?

consume the Earth
[5]

You are not powerful enough to consume the earth but you do consume some dirt and gain Earth Magic.


Gods: Sleepwalking, weakened

Elder Gods: Asleep

Titans: Asleep, Imprisoned
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Screech9791 on November 24, 2021, 10:47:59 am
>Respawn and repeat previous action, this time with actual weapons.
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Egan_BW on November 24, 2021, 12:09:13 pm
Be Devastator's Stand.
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Post by: NJW2000 on November 24, 2021, 12:39:53 pm
Put the book carefully on a shelf and go buy a sandwich for lunch, making sure not to practice any picture magic.
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Post by: Devastator on November 24, 2021, 12:42:21 pm
Sharpen my claws before the fat guy comes back.
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Post by: Rockeater on November 24, 2021, 12:54:30 pm
Summon a lesser servant of the Elder God to help with our plans, and call him Bob
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Post by: A_Curious_Cat on November 24, 2021, 01:47:12 pm
ROCK’N’LOAD!
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: SuperDino85 on November 24, 2021, 04:42:29 pm
use my newfound earth magic to weaponize and transform a volcano into my own personal cannon
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Yoink on November 24, 2021, 06:54:42 pm
THROW ZELDA DISC/DISK WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO SLICE FABRIC OF REALITY   
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Post by: King Zultan on November 25, 2021, 03:31:07 am
Find phone, call Jesus, ask him to put his dad on the phone and ask God to get his ass over here!
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: BlackPaladin99 on November 25, 2021, 11:44:20 am
join the same cult as rock eater and become high priest.
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Knightwing64 on November 26, 2021, 10:10:04 pm
The turn shall be finished by the morrow
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Post by: Fluffe9911 on November 26, 2021, 10:47:41 pm
Shrug at my family then head to a hospital
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Knightwing64 on November 27, 2021, 06:56:27 pm
I have a severe case of procrastinatitis and this will put to next Monday. Sorry y’all.
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Yoink on December 12, 2021, 01:35:16 am
BUMP THE GM   
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: King Zultan on December 12, 2021, 03:57:20 am
The procrastinatitis seems to be a really severe case as the wait's been way longer than what you said it would be!
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Knightwing64 on December 12, 2021, 03:39:12 pm
I am on life support. The procrastinatitis is too strong 🤕
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: King Zultan on December 13, 2021, 02:08:57 am
We should set out and punch and shake every scientist we find until a cure for procrastinatitis falls out!
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: SuperDino85 on December 13, 2021, 07:25:53 pm
We should set out and punch and shake every scientist we find until a cure for procrastinatitis falls out!
What if the government officials have it?
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Devastator on December 13, 2021, 08:03:59 pm
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-j

They already do.
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: King Zultan on December 14, 2021, 05:17:10 am
My god the government created procrastination so Knightwing64 wouldn't be able continue this game!
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Horizon on January 10, 2022, 04:21:26 pm
Restart the game.
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Post by: Knightwing64 on January 10, 2022, 04:23:23 pm
Okay. In a few days...
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Horizon on January 10, 2022, 11:37:42 pm
My god the government created procrastination so Knightwing64 wouldn't be able continue this game!
Okay. In a few days...
:o
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: King Zultan on January 11, 2022, 02:49:39 am
Has the tide turned and a cure been found, find out next week on our next thrilling episode.
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Knightwing64 on January 17, 2022, 05:47:04 pm
                                          Turn 2:

>Respawn and repeat previous action, this time with actual weapons.
[5]

You successfully break into NASA headquarters and get a spaceship. You are now in space. With a spaceship. WITH NO SUPPLIES AND NASA AFTER YOU

Be Devastator's Stand.
[1]

You devastate your ability to stand. Both of your legs are broken.

Put the book carefully on a shelf and go buy a sandwich for lunch, making sure not to practice any picture magic.
(lol)
[1]

You make sure to put the book on the shel- oop. You are now in the PICTURE DIMENSION

Sharpen my claws before the fat guy comes back.
[6]

You sharpen your claws very cutely. Fat guy is now very inlove with you and traps you in his basement while he research’s a way to be with you forever. And get some cat food.

Summon a lesser servant of the Elder God to help with our plans, and call him Bob
[3]

You try to summon a lesser servant. You get a fish that can talk but knows nothing about anything.

ROCK’N’LOAD!
[1]

The police ROCK N LOAD you very HARD for noise problems. You are in jail next to someone called “Papa Bear”

use my newfound earth magic to weaponize and transform a volcano into my own personal cannon
[5]

It works, but it’s somewhat weaker then a normal volcano.

Shrug at my family then head to a hospital
[3]

You shrug and make your way to the hospital. The hospital chases you away because you have no major injuries.

THROW ZELDA DISC/DISK WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO SLICE FABRIC OF REALITY   
[1]

Dead = you

Find phone, call Jesus, ask him to put his dad on the phone and ask God to get his ass over here!
[4]

Since you rolled well, imma give u a hint. Be more specific.

join the same cult as rock eater and become high priest.
[6]

You do become high priest. Then get sacrificed to the talking fish.

Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Horizon on January 17, 2022, 05:52:16 pm
Reject humanity, become FROGGE
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Rockeater on January 17, 2022, 06:31:13 pm
Still call him Bob, go to an ally and bat someone over the head with Bob
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Devastator on January 17, 2022, 06:39:08 pm
Use my newly-sharp claws and infatuated victim to sacrifice ye fat dude to myself, attempting to grow in power.

"Death is the only truly permanent thing.  Come, be with me forever."
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Egan_BW on January 17, 2022, 06:59:19 pm
Use sympathetic magic to snap fat guy's legs to facilitate sacrifice.
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Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 17, 2022, 09:30:45 pm
Eat “Papa Bear”, then break out of jail.
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: King Zultan on January 18, 2022, 01:50:54 am
OBTAIN PHONE CALL GOD ASK HIM TO COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AS I NEED HIS HELP WITH SOMETHING, IF GOD ISN'T AVAILABLE ASK JESUS TO HELP INSTEAD.
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: SuperDino85 on January 18, 2022, 12:33:38 pm
Make the rocks into sentient and fierce warriors
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Post by: NJW2000 on January 18, 2022, 07:34:55 pm
Accept that I live in the picture dimension and prepare to live my life there. Does anywhere look like a good place to settle?
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: hops on January 27, 2022, 11:22:44 pm
Acquire Stando Powah
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Horizon on February 05, 2022, 10:05:37 pm
(E)
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Knightwing64 on February 05, 2022, 11:43:32 pm
Oof, turn will happen tomorrowooo
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: King Zultan on February 06, 2022, 02:46:01 am
Huzza!
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Horizon on February 09, 2022, 09:37:50 am
Oof, turn will happen tomorrowooo
Bruv tomorrow was 4 days ago.
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Knightwing64 on February 09, 2022, 04:38:38 pm
Ooof

Responsibility sooks
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Knightwing64 on February 09, 2022, 04:39:16 pm
Sigh, I’ll do it tomorrow and write a note so I don’t forget
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Horizon on February 09, 2022, 07:19:39 pm
Sigh, I’ll do it tomorrow and write a note so I don’t forget
Write a note
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: EuchreJack on February 09, 2022, 07:35:03 pm
Encourage Mod to delay the update further!

...it's actually the only winning move.
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: SuperDino85 on February 09, 2022, 08:17:18 pm
Write ten million notes!
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Post by: Egan_BW on February 09, 2022, 09:49:36 pm
Tear up all the notes to end the game.
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: King Zultan on February 10, 2022, 01:19:44 am
Write several thousand more notes to remind you about the notes that get torn up.
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: hops on February 10, 2022, 03:33:57 am
If the game doesn't get updated then it ends.

Submit a new action every time the OP tries to update, thus delaying it.
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Knightwing64 on February 10, 2022, 08:44:50 am
                                       Turn 3

Reject humanity, become FROGGE
[4]

Frog form acquired. You can now speak to frogs.

Still call him Bob, go to an ally and bat someone over the head with Bob
[2]

You bat yourself with Bob. You have a concussion. That’s a strong fish!

Use my newly-sharp claws and infatuated victim to sacrifice ye fat dude to myself, attempting to grow in power.

"Death is the only truly permanent thing.  Come, be with me forever."
[6]

This works but in a way you didn’t expect. He is now truly with you forever. Fatty is now fused with your soul and will flirt with you until the end of you. You got a power up tho

Use sympathetic magic to snap fat guy's legs to facilitate sacrifice.
[4]

This works and gets you higher mastery of sympathetic magic. It makes your legs hurt very bad though.

Eat “Papa Bear”, then break out of jail.
[4]

This works. You are now in front of the jail in a prison uniform.

OBTAIN PHONE CALL GOD ASK HIM TO COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AS I NEED HIS HELP WITH SOMETHING, IF GOD ISN'T AVAILABLE ASK JESUS TO HELP INSTEAD.
[2]

You attempt this but stop when a pillar of holy fire destroys your phone for daring to contact god without being pure of body, mind and soul.

Make the rocks into sentient and fierce warriors
[6]

You achieve this and they surround you and take you hostage for a ransom.

Accept that I live in the picture dimension and prepare to live my life there. Does anywhere look like a good place to settle?
[5]

You settle at a nice cabin near a lake which makes you more attuned to the magic of pictures.

Acquire Stando Powah
[6]

You get so much stando powah you explode, with COLORS

Encourage Mod to delay the update further!

...it's actually the only winning move.
[2]

You encourage the mod to write the turn faster.

Sigh, I’ll do it tomorrow and write a note so I don’t forget
Write a note
[5]

Your notes are so good they can affect reality in small and minor ways.

Write ten million notes!
[5]

Same thing as horizon, but more quantity then quality.

Tear up all the notes to end the game.
[1]

You help them to write more notes and make them more powerful.

SuperDino85 and Horizon are now Note Masters!

Write several thousand more notes to remind you about the notes that get torn up.
[4]

The mods house is now flooded in notes

If the game doesn't get updated then it ends.

Submit a new action every time the OP tries to update, thus delaying it.
[3]

You submit this action, which delays the OP by a few minutes.

The Elder Gods have Awoken
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Horizon on February 10, 2022, 10:13:05 am
"Ribbit, ribbit. Be born from notes my monster children! Ribbit, ribbet!"

Turn all the notes into mini Frog Monsters.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Egan_BW on February 10, 2022, 01:38:06 pm
Chop off my legs to stop them from hurting and further empower my leg magic.
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Rockeater on February 10, 2022, 01:59:50 pm
Bob have chosen, sacrifice myself to the elder god
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Post by: SuperDino85 on February 10, 2022, 07:08:44 pm
Control the minds of my rock monsters, and fire my volcano cannon at nothing in particular
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Post by: A_Curious_Cat on February 11, 2022, 02:47:14 am
1.  Get away from the jail.

2.  Get some clothes.

3.  Hide out somewhere.
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: King Zultan on February 11, 2022, 03:05:19 am
"Damn it god there was no need for that you could have just knocked your phone off the hook, how was I to know you were asleep!"
Time for plan two call up that call up that Egyptian god with the dog head and see if he'll help.
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Devastator on February 11, 2022, 03:31:08 am
Use my newfound strength and HUNT.
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: hops on February 11, 2022, 10:38:35 am
Use my colors to paint the town red. Literally.
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: EuchreJack on February 14, 2022, 04:43:11 am
Strike up a conversation with the Elder Gods
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Horizon on February 21, 2022, 05:07:53 am
Ascend to Frog Godhood with my note children as my angels
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Horizon on March 03, 2022, 12:44:36 am
Command OP to update else I summon more notes
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: King Zultan on March 03, 2022, 02:44:21 am
Replace GM's house with notes that remind him to update.
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Horizon on March 07, 2022, 04:17:49 pm
Replace GM's house with notes that remind him to update.
Empower the actions of this vessel! MAY THE NOTES FLOW MY CHAMPION
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: hops on March 10, 2022, 06:57:54 pm
Impersonate the GM and post about how I don't have the time to update, so now I'm Ending the Game
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: King Zultan on March 11, 2022, 01:20:15 am
Impersonate the GM and post about how I don't have the time to update, so now I'm Ending the Game
Roll a 1 on this so the game goes on forever!
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Knightwing64 on March 18, 2022, 07:57:45 am
"Ribbit, ribbit. Be born from notes my monster children! Ribbit, ribbet!"

Turn all the notes into mini Frog Monsters.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)
[4]

This works! All of the GM’s notes are now frogs. You gain the polymorph ability.

Chop off my legs to stop them from hurting and further empower my leg magic.
[3]

You chop off your legs as delicately as you can and gain the ability to summon spectral legs. You are slowly bleeding out.

Bob have chosen, sacrifice myself to the elder god
[2]

This fails and you stab Bob. Bob stares at you with fishy eyes of disbelief.

Control the minds of my rock monsters, and fire my volcano cannon at nothing in particular
[1]

You and the rock monsters are now blood enemy’s. There is no chance of reconciliation.

1.  Get away from the jail.

2.  Get some clothes.

3.  Hide out somewhere.

[1]

You are now naked and in jail again. Hopefully the prison doesn’t have bar soap.

"Damn it god there was no need for that you could have just knocked your phone off the hook, how was I to know you were asleep!"
Time for plan two call up that call up that Egyptian god with the dog head and see if he'll help.
[4]

“Whatchu need brah?”

Use my newfound strength and HUNT.
[4]

You hunt lots humans and sacrifice them to the fatty in your soul.

Use my colors to paint the town red. Literally.
[5]

The town is now covered in your blood which is incredibly hard to get off.

Strike up a conversation with the Elder Gods
[6]

They are quite nice! And you are quite insane.

[/quote]
Ascend to Frog Godhood with my note children as my angels
[4]

You ascend to minor godhood.

Impersonate the GM and post about how I don't have the time to update, so now I'm Ending the Game
[6]

Your game of life ends, you die.



I would appreciate if you guys keep track of what ability’s I grant you as going back and checking over and over takes a while.
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Rockeater on March 18, 2022, 08:03:58 am
I don't think I got anything besides leading the cult in the start, so I will write that

I have chosen, Sacrifice Bob to the Elder God, Fried with a side of Chips
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: hops on March 18, 2022, 09:53:32 am
My ability is being dead.

Decompose
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Post by: SuperDino85 on March 18, 2022, 09:59:16 am
Earth magic

Disintegrate these rebellious rock monsters into lifeless sand
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Egan_BW on March 18, 2022, 12:55:13 pm
I have all of the magics and you can't prove me wrong.
Use heal incantation to not die.
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: King Zultan on March 19, 2022, 12:23:35 am
"I need you to get over here and help me with something."
Ask that Egyptian dog head god to come over to my house.
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Devastator on March 19, 2022, 07:08:40 pm
Catgirl
Fatty + human sacrifice power up
Many human sacrifices.

Go find something more dangerous to fight.
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on March 23, 2022, 12:10:21 am
Find the swolest hobo I can find and pick a fight with him.  Getting isekai’d is just as good a way of breaking out of jail as any other!
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Horizon on March 23, 2022, 10:41:45 am
Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on April 01, 2022, 01:09:17 am
Spawn in random location, begin talking to the nearest creature capable of speech
((I need to read the previous turns, for all I know the plants talk now))
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Horizon on December 01, 2022, 10:01:53 pm
Use the power of Frogge to restart game.
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: King Zultan on December 02, 2022, 03:59:00 am
Looks like the game beat us to the punch and ended itself.
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Horizon on December 02, 2022, 10:40:23 am
Looks like the game beat us to the punch and ended itself.
Not if I have anything to say about it.
Title: Re: Roll to End the Game
Post by: Knightwing64 on December 02, 2022, 08:16:31 pm
Huh.

Okay.

People still care about this?


New turn coming, I guess.