Dance[2]
PRAY LOAD MUZIK[4]
Sit very still and read a book with pictures.[5]
EJECT DISK/DISC WHILE GAME STILL RUNNING[3]
Call God and ask him to wake up and get his ass over here.[4]
Be Catgirl[6]
Join the nearest Elder Gods worshiping cult[5]
Wake up the gods.[4]
I decide that the earth will become incredibly unsafe by the next few turns, so I will find my way into space and build an orbital shipyard to conquer the galaxy and mainly get away from this (soon to be) shithole planet.[1]
consume the Earth[5]
We should set out and punch and shake every scientist we find until a cure for procrastinatitis falls out!What if the government officials have it?
My god the government created procrastination so Knightwing64 wouldn't be able continue this game!
Okay. In a few days...:o
>Respawn and repeat previous action, this time with actual weapons.[5]
Be Devastator's Stand.[1]
Put the book carefully on a shelf and go buy a sandwich for lunch, making sure not to practice any picture magic.(lol)
Sharpen my claws before the fat guy comes back.[6]
Summon a lesser servant of the Elder God to help with our plans, and call him Bob[3]
ROCK’N’LOAD![1]
use my newfound earth magic to weaponize and transform a volcano into my own personal cannon[5]
Shrug at my family then head to a hospital[3]
THROW ZELDA DISC/DISK WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO SLICE FABRIC OF REALITY[1]
Find phone, call Jesus, ask him to put his dad on the phone and ask God to get his ass over here![4]
join the same cult as rock eater and become high priest.[6]
Oof, turn will happen tomorrowoooBruv tomorrow was 4 days ago.
Sigh, I’ll do it tomorrow and write a note so I don’t forgetWrite a note
Reject humanity, become FROGGE[4]
Still call him Bob, go to an ally and bat someone over the head with Bob[2]
Use my newly-sharp claws and infatuated victim to sacrifice ye fat dude to myself, attempting to grow in power.[6]
"Death is the only truly permanent thing. Come, be with me forever."
Use sympathetic magic to snap fat guy's legs to facilitate sacrifice.[4]
Eat “Papa Bear”, then break out of jail.[4]
OBTAIN PHONE CALL GOD ASK HIM TO COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AS I NEED HIS HELP WITH SOMETHING, IF GOD ISN'T AVAILABLE ASK JESUS TO HELP INSTEAD.[2]
Make the rocks into sentient and fierce warriors[6]
Accept that I live in the picture dimension and prepare to live my life there. Does anywhere look like a good place to settle?[5]
Acquire Stando Powah[6]
Encourage Mod to delay the update further![2]
...it's actually the only winning move.
[5]Sigh, I’ll do it tomorrow and write a note so I don’t forgetWrite a note
Write ten million notes![5]
Tear up all the notes to end the game.[1]
Write several thousand more notes to remind you about the notes that get torn up.[4]
If the game doesn't get updated then it ends.[3]
Submit a new action every time the OP tries to update, thus delaying it.
Replace GM's house with notes that remind him to update.Empower the actions of this vessel! MAY THE NOTES FLOW MY CHAMPION
Impersonate the GM and post about how I don't have the time to update, so now I'm Ending the GameRoll a 1 on this so the game goes on forever!
"Ribbit, ribbit. Be born from notes my monster children! Ribbit, ribbet!"[4]
Turn all the notes into mini Frog Monsters.Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)
Chop off my legs to stop them from hurting and further empower my leg magic.[3]
Bob have chosen, sacrifice myself to the elder god[2]
Control the minds of my rock monsters, and fire my volcano cannon at nothing in particular[1]
1. Get away from the jail.[1]
2. Get some clothes.
3. Hide out somewhere.
"Damn it god there was no need for that you could have just knocked your phone off the hook, how was I to know you were asleep!"[4]
Time for plan two call up that call up that Egyptian god with the dog head and see if he'll help.
Use my newfound strength and HUNT.[4]
Use my colors to paint the town red. Literally.[5]
Strike up a conversation with the Elder Gods[6]
Ascend to Frog Godhood with my note children as my angels[4]
Impersonate the GM and post about how I don't have the time to update, so now I'm Ending the Game[6]
Looks like the game beat us to the punch and ended itself.Not if I have anything to say about it.