Post by: EuchreJack on December 22, 2021, 08:35:15 am
You each get a RED Laser with Six Shots. Whenever you see someone say anything even remotely treasonous, you SHOOT them. However, if someone SHOOTs someone for a NON-treasonous thing, they have committed Treason, and you should SHOOT them.
You also have Six Clones, or lives. You are done playing when you run out of Clones.
EDIT: The First Person who posts gets a Nifty RED Reflective Overalls. They block ONE shot, and then the item is destroyed.
Post how you plan to Help Friend Computer. Or Post that someone has committed Treason, and shoot them.
(send PMs if you want extra stuff)
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Temporary Link to Discord (https://discord.gg/sTpcdNhR)
Post by: a1s on December 22, 2021, 09:15:31 am
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Post by: Screech9791 on December 22, 2021, 11:37:42 am
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Post by: EuchreJack on December 22, 2021, 01:44:01 pm
Frank-R-1337 has been granted a RED Reflective Overalls as per Order 209.
While we wait for other Troubleshooters to assemble, it would be a lot of FUN for each Troubleshooter to say a little about themselves.
Not having FUN is Treasonous.
Thank you for your cooperation.
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Post by: Screech9791 on December 22, 2021, 03:28:56 pm
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Post by: BlackPaladin99 on December 22, 2021, 04:19:28 pm
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Post by: a1s on December 22, 2021, 04:31:12 pm
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Post by: Egan_BW on December 22, 2021, 06:23:33 pm
Post by: EuchreJack on December 22, 2021, 08:58:02 pm
FC: "Y'know what, they're just running around shooting each other down there..." (https://youtu.be/IEGo41443iI)Shhh, you'll spoil the ending!
er, I mean...
An Orange delivery man shows up and delivers Order 209 to BlackPaladin's character.
It consists of a RED Reflective Overalls and a name tag. The name tag says "IM-R-4GOT"
Post by: EuchreJack on December 22, 2021, 09:02:35 pm
They should however be scrutinized constantly to make sure their vile mutations don't steer them to Treason.
Post by: EuchreJack on December 23, 2021, 07:38:25 am
To your horror, you notice to door knob to enter the Briefing Room is Orange. You are all Red clearance.
In Paranoia, there is a color clearance system, where you are allowed to interact with items of your color clearance or lower.
The Color Clearances go through the Color Spectrum from Infrared (black) as the lowest and Ultraviolet as the highest.
Infrared, Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet, Ultraviolet. ROYGBIV.
Post by: a1s on December 23, 2021, 08:03:25 am
If not, I kick the door.
Post by: Egan_BW on December 23, 2021, 09:46:57 am
Post by: a1s on December 23, 2021, 10:02:11 am
Post by: Egan_BW on December 23, 2021, 10:06:44 am
IF door !Orange
THEN kick door
Meaning that you would be willing to kick the door in any case other than it being Orange. Which would include if the door were yellow, green, blue etc.
Which means your action is traitorous, see? Because it implies that you would be willing to kick in an ultraviolet door.
Post by: a1s on December 23, 2021, 11:03:22 am
Post by: Screech9791 on December 23, 2021, 11:13:15 am
Post by: EuchreJack on December 23, 2021, 11:29:58 am
The walls of the Briefing Room are Red. Inside is an Orange desk and chair. There is a Green Door on the opposing wall.
Post by: EuchreJack on December 24, 2021, 08:38:09 am
Get in here immediately! And who destroyed that door?
Post by: a1s on December 24, 2021, 09:46:35 am
Post by: Screech9791 on December 24, 2021, 01:55:34 pm
Post by: EuchreJack on December 24, 2021, 03:23:46 pm
By rights, I should terminate you all. But instead I will instead fine each of you 1000 credits. You will have to pay that sum to me prior to your Mission's completion, or you will be terminated.
By the way, my name is Mob-G-OON-3. Remember that.
(You all notice something very strange about Mob-G-OON-3. Hey, I bet if you you sent a message to your Secret Society, they might know something!
You can do that by sending a PM to me. Those whom have not already been assigned to a Secret Society can suggest which Treasonous Secret Society they wish to join. Some examples are PURGE, Humanists, Frankenstein Destroyers, or Corpore Metal)
Post by: BlackPaladin99 on December 24, 2021, 09:30:55 pm
Post by: EuchreJack on December 25, 2021, 09:50:33 pm
Mob-G-OON-3 hands IM a red & black arm band. It has a red bent spoon on a black background with the phrase Beware the Mutant in red.
Post by: Egan_BW on December 25, 2021, 10:05:21 pm
Lives Remaining: 6
Shots Remaining: 6
Extra Equipment: no
Appear as though I've always been here, below notice.
Post by: EuchreJack on December 26, 2021, 10:47:23 am
Your Mission is to transport this BOX to the HPD&MC office in the distant sector of PLN. It is about 3 sectors away from here. You may wish to acquire some sort of vehicle, but that isn't my problem. You can buy your supplies on the Computer-Net or P-Net. You can also find jobs on the P-Net to pay for supplies and those fines that you all owe me. Now if there are no further questions, you can leave now. As in, please leave now!
There is a RED BOX one foot cubed (or 0.3 meters cubed). It is quite heavy, but a single clone can carry it.
(The Computer-Net, or P-Net is Alpha Complex's variant of the Internet. Like the real internet, you can buy virtually anything if you look hard enough, even stuff not technically legal in your regular place of domicile.)
Post by: a1s on December 26, 2021, 11:03:13 am
"Alright then, the sooner we get this box to PLN the sooner we'll be free to look for jobs to repay the fines"
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Post by: EuchreJack on December 26, 2021, 11:34:20 am
Mob-G-OON-3 checks his cellphone and nods approvingly.
You might want to check out R&D in Room 255. That is one floor up, other end of the hall. They probably have FREE STUFF to lend you for your mission. Some of it might even work!
Post by: Egan_BW on December 26, 2021, 01:57:46 pm
Pick up box. Proceed to destination.
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Post by: EuchreJack on December 26, 2021, 02:34:01 pm
Also, is the Team heading to PLN or R&D then PLN?)
Post by: Egan_BW on December 26, 2021, 02:55:45 pm
Post by: BlackPaladin99 on December 26, 2021, 03:28:03 pm
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Post by: a1s on December 26, 2021, 03:31:59 pm
Alfi-R-NA lets go of the box and joins IM-R-4GOT on his way to R&D.
Post by: EuchreJack on December 26, 2021, 04:56:16 pm
You notice a man with BLUE fuzzy hair, BLUE overalls, BLUE glasses, and a big smile behind the BLUE Counter.
Ah, welcome Troubleshooters. I have several wonderful things for you to test! Each of you can pick one!
I'll let the fine young clone carrying the box pick first!
Your choices are:
1) The Robot
2) The Boots
3) The Gun
4) The Box with a Button
Post by: Egan_BW on December 26, 2021, 05:02:04 pm
Press the box button, and then leave.
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Post by: EuchreJack on December 26, 2021, 05:09:32 pm
Eye-R-EYE has left with the non-button box.
Post by: a1s on December 26, 2021, 05:32:43 pm
Post by: Screech9791 on December 26, 2021, 05:38:37 pm
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Post by: EuchreJack on December 26, 2021, 05:48:48 pm
What are these contraptions supposed to do, err... I didn't catch your name?
Greetings, my name is Doctor-B-OOM-4. If we knew what they did, exactly, we wouldn't need you to test them, eh?
What I can tell you is that The Gun is supposed to be a Gun, the Robot is a Combot or combat robot, and Boots are Rocket Boots.
We have no idea what the Button Box does. Since your friend didn't take it with them, you can take it if you wish.
I will bring the robot with me.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Fuck you, you stupid meatbag! Fine, I'll go with you You hear synthesized crying.
To clarify, are you going anywhere? Outside R&D is a hallway, and past that is a stairwell. There are also other rooms on your floor of the building.
Alternatively, you could stay in R&D and find out what is going on with your robot.
Post by: Screech9791 on December 26, 2021, 06:12:25 pm
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Post by: a1s on December 26, 2021, 06:14:06 pm
Pick up the red gun and hurry after Eye-R-EYE. (If I can't see them, I will head towards sector PLN)
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Post by: EuchreJack on December 26, 2021, 06:36:26 pm
I will investigate my robot with my gun in my hand just in case.This robot is malfunctioning. Please flip the switch labelled Asimov Circuit.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You see a switch in the back with the word Asimov Circuit over it. It is at the small of the back that the robot can't reach.
"I'll take the gun. Seems like it can come in handy with shooting trouble"
Pick up the red gun and hurry after Eye-R-EYE. (If I can't see them, I will head towards sector PLN)Spoiler: char sheet (click to show/hide)
Alfi-R-NA heads out into the hallway just in time to see Eye-R-EYE dart into the stairwell.
To keep things moving, Doctor-B-OOM-4 tosses the Red Rocket Boots at IM-R-4GOT and quickly shoves everyone out into the hallway who is still in R&D.
Post by: Screech9791 on December 26, 2021, 06:50:35 pm
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Post by: EuchreJack on December 26, 2021, 07:06:11 pm
Flip the Asimov Switch AND HOPE IT'S MARKED CORRECTLY.The Robot's Eyes Glow Red The Robot then looks up and directly at Frank.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Thank you. Whom shall I kill?
Post by: Screech9791 on December 26, 2021, 07:17:58 pm
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Post by: EuchreJack on December 26, 2021, 08:09:53 pm
Suddenly, the Robot chases after Eye-R-EYE!
*CRASH*
It would appear the stairwell was not built to support the Robot's weight.
There is an Elevator at the other end of the hallway. Or you could jump down the gaping hole that used to be the stairs and take your chances.
Post by: EuchreJack on December 26, 2021, 09:09:14 pm
Post by: Screech9791 on December 26, 2021, 09:20:37 pm
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Post by: a1s on December 27, 2021, 03:41:37 am
So I use my red gun to shoot Frank-R-1337. Then take the elevator to 1st floor.
Post by: Screech9791 on December 27, 2021, 08:06:57 am
I'm pretty sure either flipping the Asimov switch or trying to kill a fellow troubleshooter (who isn't treasonous) is some kind of treason.I thought flipping the switch would make it LESS belligerent. And forgetting your inventory + status spoiler is treason!
So I use my red gun to shoot Frank-R-1337. Then take the elevator to 1st floor.
I'm shooting you with my RED laser.
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Post by: EuchreJack on December 27, 2021, 08:39:22 am
Alfi-R-NA points their RED Gun at Frank and pulls the trigger!
The RED Gun beeps a bit, but otherwise does nothing.
Frank turns around and shoots Alfi-R-NA with his RED laser!
Alfi-R-NA's RED Reflective Overalls are destroyed!
But Alfi-R-NA is still breathing, for now.
More screaming, sawing, and shooting is heard below.
Post by: a1s on December 27, 2021, 09:39:24 am
Wait for the elevator with Frank-R-1337. Then take the elevator to 1st floor.
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Post by: Screech9791 on December 27, 2021, 11:47:36 am
I wait in the elevator until I get down to where I need to be.
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Post by: BlackPaladin99 on December 27, 2021, 01:21:23 pm
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Post by: EuchreJack on December 27, 2021, 01:30:55 pm
Uh sure, here is a Cone Rifle with 6 Shells. We're not sure what is in them, good luck!? Heads back to the r&d and asks for a gun.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
(So, I actually rolled digital dice to determine the Egan vs. Com-bot encounter.
Sorry, Egan didn't make it. The Com-bot didn't even get a scratch. Egan, subtract 1 shot from your laser barrel, one life from your clone, and feel free to come back when you feel like it.)
The remaining clones exit the elevator on the first floor. Holes everywhere. Egan's body has been brutalized in the hallway near what is left of the stairs.
The Com-Bot is standing guard over Egan's mutilated body. The Box is nowhere to be found.
Rooms 155 through 165 are located along the hallway leading up to the staircase.
(Note on dying: Those who die don't always recall everything. The moments immediately before their death can be the most fuzzy. You all, in character, know this.)
Post by: Egan_BW on December 27, 2021, 01:34:21 pm
Post by: a1s on December 27, 2021, 01:50:48 pm
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Post by: BlackPaladin99 on December 27, 2021, 04:16:48 pm
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Post by: Egan_BW on December 27, 2021, 05:53:27 pm
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Post by: EuchreJack on December 27, 2021, 10:41:45 pm
Alfi-R-NA approaches the Robot!
Inside a cramped hallway, walking quietly towards the Machine is about as stealthy as they can get.
The Robot suddenly attacks Alfi-R-NA with its buzzsaw arm!
Alfi-R-NA swerves away, losing an arm!
IM-R-4GOT notices the Robot attacking Alfi-R-NA and fires a Cone Rifle Shell at the Robot (please subtract one shell)!
It is a BLUE smoke shell!
Alfi-R-NA uses the distraction to switch the Asimov circuit ON!
The Robot stops its attack, and goes back to sulking.
BLUE smoke now envelopes Alfi-R-NA and the Robot, and is expanding towards IM-R-4GOT and Frank-R-1337.
Post by: a1s on December 28, 2021, 04:20:28 am
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Post by: EuchreJack on December 28, 2021, 11:46:24 am
Post by: a1s on December 28, 2021, 01:00:24 pm
Alfi-R-NA pushes the red button.
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Post by: Egan_BW on December 28, 2021, 01:06:59 pm
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Post by: BlackPaladin99 on December 28, 2021, 04:40:29 pm
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Post by: Egan_BW on December 28, 2021, 05:00:51 pm
Post by: EuchreJack on December 28, 2021, 05:25:21 pm
Eye-R-EYE-2 returns empty handed.
IM-R-4GOT doesn't shoot at Eye-R-EYE-2...yet. But does point the cone rifle in that general direction.
Does anyone do anything before the Docbot arrives? (I'll assume not if I don't see anything when I get around to posting again).
Reminder: Blue Smoke has engulfed half the hallway. Alfi-R-NA has respected color clearance by emerging from it, but it seems to be spreading!
Post by: Egan_BW on December 28, 2021, 05:33:25 pm
Lead team to the place I stored the objective box. Do not touch blue smoke.
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Post by: BlackPaladin99 on December 28, 2021, 05:45:49 pm
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Post by: Screech9791 on December 28, 2021, 07:29:46 pm
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Post by: EuchreJack on December 28, 2021, 10:10:19 pm
Post by: a1s on December 29, 2021, 04:58:49 am
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Post by: EuchreJack on December 29, 2021, 12:46:32 pm
"Stashed box to protect it from traitorous machine. Follow, unless you'll insist on wasting uptime on medical treatment."Uh yeah sure you do that.
Lead team to the place I stored the objective box. Do not touch blue smoke.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Eye-R-EYE-2 now has The Box! Its lid is secured with staples.
Before you can get into any more trouble, a Squad of Green Vulture Warriors gently but firmly escorts everyone and the Robot out of the building.
You are standing outside the Troubleshooter HQ. The street is in front of you. You see a bus, taxi cabs, and signs to the Airport and the Train Station.
To the left, you see the building next to the Troubleshooter HQ is a parcel delivery service with the sign "Help Wanted" in front.
So, where next, Troubleshooters?
Post by: BlackPaladin99 on December 29, 2021, 01:22:04 pm
Post by: a1s on December 29, 2021, 01:42:28 pm
Alfi-R-NA enters the parcel delivery service.
Post by: Egan_BW on December 29, 2021, 01:53:14 pm
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Post by: BlackPaladin99 on December 29, 2021, 01:57:32 pm
"In the PLN sector. Specifically the HPD&MC office"? Follows Alfi-R-NA
Alfi-R-NA enters the parcel delivery service.
Post by: EuchreJack on December 29, 2021, 02:03:10 pm
A clone in Orange Overalls with an Orange Hat greets you behind one of the windows.
Can I help you?
Post by: a1s on December 29, 2021, 02:15:40 pm
Post by: EuchreJack on December 29, 2021, 02:39:25 pm
Post by: a1s on December 29, 2021, 02:56:40 pm
Post by: Egan_BW on December 29, 2021, 03:01:01 pm
Post by: a1s on December 29, 2021, 03:07:16 pm
Plus we have to repay those fines before the mission ends."
Post by: Egan_BW on December 29, 2021, 03:12:02 pm
Post by: a1s on December 29, 2021, 03:17:41 pm
Turning to the clerk: "Are there any deliveries we can make to the LPN sector and can we be paid in advance for them?"
Post by: Egan_BW on December 29, 2021, 03:24:44 pm
Post by: EuchreJack on December 30, 2021, 08:44:02 am
The all-knowing eyeball of Friend Computer appears!
Greetings Troubleshooters! I trust your mission is proceeding smoothly. Just a reminder that all troubleshooters owe 1000 credits prior to the end of mission, or they will be terminated. Except IM-R-4GOT, who owes 1200 credits. Your accounts appear to have zero credits in them at this time. Thank you for your cooperation!
The computer monitor raises back into the ceiling.
You notice the Orange clerk now has a giant grin on his face.
Oh, sorry to hear about that! But I have just the mission for you! It is a combination collection/delivery mission, and one of the packages needs to be delivered to CPU in PLN sector. That is right next to your destination! We have a truck all loaded up for you and everything.
You will have to collect overdue bills from a Father-O-DUE-2 in PLN as well. Or terminate him for failure to pay his overdue bills. Pays the same either way.
We can pay each of you 1200 credits upon conclusion of this Service Service mission, when you return the truck.
If you choose to accept this Service Service, an INFARED Truck is located in the back. In the front compartment is a driver and passenger seat. There are benches in the back for everyone else to sit.
Post by: a1s on December 30, 2021, 09:21:39 am
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Post by: BlackPaladin99 on December 30, 2021, 11:10:13 am
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Post by: Screech9791 on December 30, 2021, 11:36:25 am
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Post by: Egan_BW on December 30, 2021, 12:16:14 pm
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Post by: EuchreJack on January 01, 2022, 01:08:10 pm
The Truck eventually runs low on Power, and the team is forced to stop at a roadside recharge station.
While the Truck is recharging, the monitor on the pump comes to life!
Greetings Troubleshooters! You have been making good progress on your deliveries, so you each get a digital gift card for up to 20 credits worth of Bouncy Bubbly Beverage, the Mandatory Beverage of Alpha Complex. Why don't you enjoy a Mandatory Bouncy Bubbly Beverage Break?
Your cellphones all ping to inform you that you have 20 credits that can only be spent at a Bouncy Bubbly Beverage Vending machine. One is located nearby.
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Please select a flavor appropriate to your clearance:
Mellow Yellow - 20 credits
Classic - 20 credits
Red Raspberry - 20 credits
Bouncy Bubble Beverage No. 666 -100 creditsON SALE FOR 10 credits
Post by: Egan_BW on January 01, 2022, 02:22:44 pm
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Post by: BlackPaladin99 on January 01, 2022, 03:08:45 pm
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Post by: a1s on January 01, 2022, 06:11:49 pm
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Post by: BlackPaladin99 on January 02, 2022, 02:58:32 pm
Post by: Egan_BW on January 02, 2022, 03:07:41 pm
Post by: EuchreJack on January 02, 2022, 11:49:36 pm
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My apologies, but Mellow Yellow is above your security clearance. All other beverages have been rated as appropriate for clones of Red clearance. Remember, Hydration is Mandatory!
Post by: Egan_BW on January 02, 2022, 11:56:43 pm
Post by: EuchreJack on January 03, 2022, 12:42:37 am
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Thank you for your purchases Eye-R-EYE-2. When you have more funds, please come again!
Post by: EuchreJack on January 03, 2022, 01:24:33 pm
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Congratulations Frank-R-1337-1! You are the one million customer to this machine! Your account has been debited by 20 credits, and you will be provided a four pack of Classic, Red Raspberry, AND Bouncy Bubble Beverage No. 666! Congratulations, now please leave the area immediately for urgent restocking!
4 cans of Classic, Red Raspberry, and Bouncy Bubble Beverage No. 666 are provided to Frank-R-1337-1. The robot grabs the cans on Frank's behalf, along with Frank, and throws them into the back of the Truck. Everyone else returns to the full recharged vehicle, and our Loyal Troubleshooters continue their mission.
Your next objective is to Collect 10,000 credits from Deadbeat-Y-COP-3, an Internal Security Officer located at the Krust-Y-BUN donutlike shop in PLN sector. Good luck!
Post by: a1s on January 03, 2022, 04:30:13 pm
Post by: EuchreJack on January 03, 2022, 05:33:45 pm
Are we even allowed inside a Krust-Y-BUN donutlike shop? It sounds yellow.You most assuredly are allowed inside! You just can't order anything, and need to stay in your approved areas.
Now, are you dropping something off, or going in to work? Those are the reasons that lower clearance citizens usually go to Krust-Y-BUN donutlike shop.
You are even allowed to stand in the front entrance area between the external and internal door and attempt to yell. Only the interior door is Yellow Clearance.
There are probably other options as well.
Post by: Maximum Spin on January 03, 2022, 11:01:42 pm
Lives Remaining: 6
Shots Remaining: 6
Extra Equipment: ?
Post by: EuchreJack on January 04, 2022, 12:26:28 am
Greetings Troubleshooters! I would like to welcome Pope-R-BAN to your ongoing mission with a 1000 credit bonus. Please bring your teammate up to speed as quickly as possible! Have a FUN mission! Remember, Happiness is Mandatory!
Post by: EuchreJack on January 04, 2022, 10:16:58 am
Post by: EuchreJack on January 04, 2022, 07:13:01 pm
Congratulations to the most Loyal Troubleshooter IM-Y-4GOT-1 for Loyally serving Friend Computer to the point of being Loyally promoted to Yellow Clearance!
A true role model for all despicable registered mutants everywhere!
Post by: Egan_BW on January 04, 2022, 07:13:55 pm
Post by: EuchreJack on January 04, 2022, 07:24:22 pm
((Everyone, keep stalling. maybe he'll give us more stuff.))((Er, it could go the other way.)) (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=179246.msg8338648#msg8338648)
Suddenly, a surly man in an Orange Jumpsuit appears!
He approaches Eye-R-EYE-2, and begins to speak in a dull monotone!
I am hereby honored to welcome Eye-R-EYE-2 into the most honored of honorable professions, that of Team Hygiene Leader. Here is your complementary Mop, Bucket, and gallon jug of industrial cleaner. Please help keep Alpha Complex clean, starting with the front entrance area of Krust-Y-BUN. Make sure your team and Alpha Complex are clean at all times. Good day.
Post by: Maximum Spin on January 04, 2022, 10:44:53 pm
Fellow-folk, let us do God's will and enter this establishment.
Post by: BlackPaladin99 on January 05, 2022, 07:46:51 am
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? Guzzles his no 666, enters, finds the target, and brings him out.
“Hey Pope-R-Ban, could I have 2000 of your credits? I’d pay u back. Later. But I would keep track of it.”
If Pope-R Ban agrees, ? Takes the money.
Post by: Maximum Spin on January 05, 2022, 07:55:18 am
However, in His glorious wisdom, God has granted us the potency of trade. Would you like to propose an exchange? If you have nothing you wish to offer, God has authorized me to lend at interest as well.
If you are willing to perform a task to honor God's will, I would certainly offer remuneration as well.
Post by: a1s on January 05, 2022, 08:23:44 am
Post by: Maximum Spin on January 05, 2022, 08:32:47 am
Post by: a1s on January 05, 2022, 08:47:10 am
Post by: Maximum Spin on January 05, 2022, 09:25:00 am
Post by: EuchreJack on January 05, 2022, 12:45:03 pm
(Mellow Red is totally a shade of Red)
Post by: BlackPaladin99 on January 05, 2022, 01:41:11 pm
If God wanted you to have credits, then He would have given them to you."what do you have in mind.
However, in His glorious wisdom, God has granted us the potency of trade. Would you like to propose an exchange? If you have nothing you wish to offer, God has authorized me to lend at interest as well.
If you are willing to perform a task to honor God's will, I would certainly offer remuneration as well.
"IM-Y-4GOT, could you enter the donutlike establishment, and bring out Deadbeat-Y-COP, so we could talk to him?"- Alfi-R-NA asks, then adds - "If it pleases your yellowness to do so, obviously""of course"
? registers the mutation: poisonous wrist blades.
Post by: BlackPaladin99 on January 05, 2022, 01:54:47 pm
Post by: Maximum Spin on January 06, 2022, 12:21:36 am
"what do you have in mind.It is unkind to interrupt a private conversation, dear compatriot! However, if you will let me speak to you privately for a moment, I will explain the circumstance.
Post by: EuchreJack on January 09, 2022, 03:58:14 am
Post by: Egan_BW on January 09, 2022, 04:58:28 pm
Oh, and offer the pope my spare 666.
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Post by: EuchreJack on January 10, 2022, 04:18:54 am
Deadbeat-Y-COP starts screaming! Eye-R-EYE-2 pushes their hand over Deadbeat-Y-COP's mouth to stop the screaming, and it eventually stops.
Deadbeat-Y-COP is now lying on the ground with most of their face missing. You can clearly see their skull in many places. They aren't making any noise any more.
Do our Loyal Troubleshooter stick around and fill out reports, or continue on their delivery?
Post by: a1s on January 10, 2022, 08:49:39 am
Post by: Maximum Spin on January 10, 2022, 09:13:29 am
However, I accept your beverage offering.
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IM-Y-4GOT, would you be so kind as to frisk the corpse? I would still like to recover the debt.
Post by: Egan_BW on January 10, 2022, 02:08:02 pm
Get the money.
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Post by: EuchreJack on January 10, 2022, 05:57:36 pm
Post by: a1s on January 11, 2022, 04:43:15 pm
Post by: Egan_BW on January 11, 2022, 08:13:10 pm
Post by: EuchreJack on January 12, 2022, 04:31:45 am
Quote from: Price List of items temporarily Red clearance
Coffeelyke - 20 credits
Donutlyke - 40 credits
RED Barrel - 50 credits
RED Reflect "We Luv Krust-Y-BUN" T-Shirt - 200 credits
Algae Chips - 20 credits
Bouncy Bubble Beverage No. 666 - 100 credits
Full Metal Croissant - 150 credits
Post by: Maximum Spin on January 12, 2022, 06:12:21 am
If so, move on to complete the delivery without buying anything.
Post by: EuchreJack on January 12, 2022, 09:48:13 am
Suddenly, a Screen appears!
Greetings Troubleshooters! Pope-O-BAN-1 is hereby promoted to Orange Clearance. Ensure your debts are paid, lest thy debtors seek thee out.
Post by: Maximum Spin on January 12, 2022, 11:22:26 am
Now, needless to say, I have no debts to pay, since neither of the individuals I solicited contributed in any way to the heretic's termination. I was very clear that payment would be rendered only on actual assistance. Nevertheless, I am a kind shepherd to all of Friend Computer's children, so I shall offer you both token consideration to the amount of 100 credits each.
Give 100 credits each to IM-Y-4GOT-1 and ALFI-R-NA-1.
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Now, Mr. IM-Y-4GOT-1, I'm curious, what is the deal with these rumours I have been hearing about you being a mutant?
ALFI-R-NA-1, I do feel terribly sympathetic that the heretic's spontaneous mutation robbed you of your opportunity to aid the will of Friend Computer. Would you accept my offer to pay the balance of your original price in exchange for your assistance rooting out alleged mutant infiltration among our squad?
Post by: a1s on January 12, 2022, 11:52:35 am
Post by: Maximum Spin on January 12, 2022, 11:56:06 am
"What, IM-Y-4GOT-1? He's one of the good ones- registered and everything." Alfi-R-NA points at IM-Y-4GOT's armband "That's the person I am least worried might be an undercover mutant".I hope you're right. If he's so eager to show us he's trustworthy, perhaps he will help us find the real undercover mutant? After all, God is never wrong, so someone must be an undercover mutant.
Post by: Egan_BW on January 12, 2022, 04:51:35 pm
Deliver.
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Post by: Maximum Spin on January 12, 2022, 06:05:46 pm
"God may never be wrong, but Friend Computer is twice as never-wrongier."...What do you worship then?
Post by: Egan_BW on January 12, 2022, 06:11:38 pm
"No, thrice as never-wrongier as god. What were you talking about again?"
Post by: Maximum Spin on January 12, 2022, 06:19:39 pm
It thinks for a moment.I asked if you have some other God I don't know about.
"No, thrice as never-wrongier as god. What were you talking about again?"
Post by: EuchreJack on January 16, 2022, 03:48:40 am
IM-Y-4GOT-1: To be distributed among your team: A sixpack of Bouncy Bubble Beverage No. 666, 2 RED Reflect "We Luv Krust-Y-BUN" T-Shirt, 2 RED Barrels, and a Full Metal Croissant
Pope-O-BAN-1: 1 ORANGE Barrel
Alfi-R-NA-1: A Donutlyke and a steaming hot Coffeelyke
Eye-R-EYE-2: A can of Bouncy Bubble Beverage No. 666 and a bag of Extra Saltlyke Algae Chips
Meanwhile, Frank-R-1337-1 is dragged off by his robot!
As you re-enter your truck, Friend Computer appears on the dashboard screen!
Congratulations to Eye-R-EYE-2 for your promotion to Team Leader! Feel free to assign Bonus Mandatory Assignments as you see fit.
You proceed to CPU. You see a large Office Building which is CPU HQ for PLN sector. For reference, there is a warehouse to the left which houses the PLC and a Studio to the right housing HPD & MC.
Post by: EuchreJack on January 16, 2022, 04:00:37 am
Frank-R-1337-1 is wearing a Combat Helmet, RED Reflect Overalls, and has 2 RED Barrels & 2 unlabeled grenades. Nothing else.
Post by: Egan_BW on January 16, 2022, 04:18:30 am
"Bonus Mandatory Assignment: Consume and Enjoy your snacks immediately. Remember, a nourished Troubleshooter is a Loyal Troubleshooter."
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Post by: EuchreJack on January 16, 2022, 04:21:00 am
Post by: Egan_BW on January 16, 2022, 04:37:30 am
Post by: Maximum Spin on January 16, 2022, 06:55:41 am
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Post by: a1s on January 16, 2022, 02:07:32 pm
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Post by: Maximum Spin on January 16, 2022, 02:46:00 pm
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Post by: EuchreJack on January 18, 2022, 06:19:11 am
Eye-R-EYE-2 has the box. Nobody has picked up the package for delivery to CPU.
Post by: Egan_BW on January 18, 2022, 06:39:17 am
Post by: a1s on January 18, 2022, 07:31:14 am
Did everyone have their snacks, though?Asking the real questions ;D
More on track, Alfi-R-NA picks up the package for PLN CPU and heads inside.
Post by: Maximum Spin on January 18, 2022, 08:21:00 am
Post by: BlackPaladin99 on January 18, 2022, 10:45:28 am
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Post by: EuchreJack on January 18, 2022, 01:42:35 pm
But what if they split up?? Consumes his snacks. He follows the team and ascertains what the metal croissant is for.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
The metal croissant is a metal crescent, it seems to be sharpened on either end.
Post by: Egan_BW on January 18, 2022, 06:34:09 pm
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Post by: Maximum Spin on January 18, 2022, 06:45:12 pm
Post by: BlackPaladin99 on January 19, 2022, 05:26:39 pm
Post by: Maximum Spin on January 19, 2022, 05:45:42 pm
Post by: EuchreJack on January 19, 2022, 07:30:03 pm
...Stare at IM-R-4GOT. Did he just grow another arm or something?(Yup. Sincerely, Your Narrator)
Post by: a1s on January 25, 2022, 02:33:08 pm
Post by: EuchreJack on January 25, 2022, 04:58:28 pm
So, what happens next?
Sorry, I have been distracted lately.
You all go to your respective destinations and deliver your respective packages without issue. Lazy GM gives you a pass.
However, on your way back, you notice Anti-Mutant Protesters have set up a barricade! They want to lynch all mutants, and genetically test all citizens for signs of mutation. What do you do?
(That should keep you busy for a while...)
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 25, 2022, 05:33:31 pm
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Post by: BlackPaladin99 on January 25, 2022, 06:28:37 pm
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? Will flee the scene, using psychokinesis to block the way of any hostiles following him. Once a safe distance away ?calls for backup.
Post by: Egan_BW on January 25, 2022, 07:48:04 pm
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Post by: EuchreJack on January 25, 2022, 10:14:18 pm
IM-Com-R-AD has been assigned a RED Reflect Overalls. Thanks for joining our Loyal Troubleshooting Team!
Post by: Maximum Spin on January 25, 2022, 11:04:58 pm
You know what, never mind, this isn't my problem. Stand by and wait for my companions to finish arguing, while I try to find an alternate route that takes us around the protesters.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 26, 2022, 03:30:18 pm
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Post by: EuchreJack on January 26, 2022, 03:31:35 pm
IM-Com-R-AD has been assigned a Rail Rifle!
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 26, 2022, 03:48:56 pm
Another screen appears!
IM-Com-R-AD has been assigned a Rail Rifle!
Thank you, Com-… Friend Computer, for this Rail Rifle! I am very happy!
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Post by: Egan_BW on January 26, 2022, 03:52:31 pm
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 26, 2022, 08:32:17 pm
"In what way does Friend Computer begin with a 'com'?"
Well, com-… companion… the simple fact of the matter is that I began to say “Computer Friend” and then realized that I had gotten the order of the words mixed up. Nothing to see here! That’s all!
Post by: BlackPaladin99 on January 27, 2022, 06:49:13 pm
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 27, 2022, 07:14:49 pm
Post by: Egan_BW on January 27, 2022, 11:21:32 pm
Post by: Egan_BW on January 27, 2022, 11:24:07 pm
"Bonus Mandatory Assignment: Reduce the Unlawful Protestors to Atoms. All squad units must comply."
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 27, 2022, 11:52:46 pm
Carry out Bonus Mandatory Assignment. Use Rail Rifle to do so.
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Post by: Maximum Spin on January 28, 2022, 12:00:35 am
Post by: a1s on January 28, 2022, 08:11:46 am
Carry out BMA with the laser.
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Post by: Maximum Spin on January 28, 2022, 08:21:16 am
Attempt to fire rifle into crowd to complete mission.
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Post by: EuchreJack on January 28, 2022, 08:46:57 pm
Alfi-R-NA-1 fires two shots at the crowd, killing one protester and wounding a second.
IM-Com-R-AD-1 fires several Rails at the crowd. One punctures two protesters!
Eye-R-EYE-2 fires two shots at the crowd, but they both miss!
IM-Y-4GOT-1 shoves several crates in the way of protesters pursing him, as he Valiantly and Bravely goes into a Krust-Y-BUN shack. Of course, a squad of IntSec Goons are vigilantly observing the scene and rush to assist the YELLOW clearance citizen.
For some reason, two of the protesters catch on fire!
The crowd disperses. Internal Security would like each troubleshooter to give a report on this event. Once you finish, you can continue on your mission.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 28, 2022, 11:41:51 pm
Post by: EuchreJack on January 28, 2022, 11:49:23 pm
((Wait… does the Rail Rifle fire actual Rails? :o))(Of course, what else would a Rail Rifle shoot? :P )
Post by: Maximum Spin on January 28, 2022, 11:59:15 pm
Post by: EuchreJack on January 29, 2022, 12:47:27 am
So does the RED rifle fire RED?(the RED rifle is DEAD)
Post by: Maximum Spin on January 29, 2022, 01:26:06 am
Post by: Egan_BW on January 29, 2022, 02:58:42 am
The enemy was heard to be repeating several threatening slogans, such as, and I am quoting here, 'D*wn w*th Friend Computer, M*rx was r*ght, Color Clearance is an Opp*essive s*stem, mutants are not people, and programmers are sm*lly.'
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Post by: a1s on January 29, 2022, 12:38:02 pm
Post by: Maximum Spin on January 29, 2022, 01:11:29 pm
"Our team were momentarily delayed by a group of concerned citizens seeking to warn us about possible mutant subversion. While I cannot rule out the possibility that this group had been manipulated by extremists to undermine our critical mission, those members which I personally observed expressed sentiments that were entirely legal and in fact widely held among citizens loyal to Friend Computer. In particular, I cannot confirm team member Eye-R-EYE-2's assertion that any involved citizens expressed the intention to harm lawfully registered mutant citizens, though I cannot state with certainty that they did not, as I did not hear everything they said. In any case, I began to attempt to engage the nonviolent demonstrators diplomatically in order to proceed with the mission without unnecessary harm to potentially loyal citizens, when the decision was made by our team leader to respond with force instead. Although the team lawfully carried out lawful orders, I cannot condone the decision by Eye-R-EYE to escalate an otherwise harmless situation, which I believe to have been motivated by private and potentially treasonous pro-mutant sentiments. In fact, this decision has motivated me to reconsider an earlier incident in which Eye-R-EYE supposedly witnessed the death of a secret mutant, whose status as a mutant was never proven. Consequently, I feel that I have no choice but to request, for the safety of my team and of all citizens, that Eye-R-EYE be temporarily furloughed as team leader pending thorough testing for possible mutation."
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Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 29, 2022, 04:59:23 pm
“Report: I was carrying out a mission for the glory of the mo… we were carrying out a mission for the glory of Friend Computer, when we came upon some people blockading the road. At first, I held back in order to better ascertain the situation, but then realized that they were likely allied with my com-… allied against myself and my com-… companions and intent on preventing us from completing our mission. I then remembered that interfering with the work of a troubleshooting team is Treason, and not wanting to give my… to give the Communists a chance to succeed, I fired several rails into them, as I carried out the assigned BMA. I must say that, with each passing day, the Communists are getting more powerful than they already are. It’s horrific how much they hate Com-… Friend Computer. If w-… they are not stopped, then pretty soon the stores will be selling nothing but Linen, we’ll get the trots every time we want to ski, and Groucho Marx’s face will be plastered all over the place!”
Post by: Egan_BW on January 29, 2022, 11:58:27 pm
Post by: Maximum Spin on January 30, 2022, 12:02:58 pm
Post by: BlackPaladin99 on January 31, 2022, 11:34:52 am
Post by: Maximum Spin on January 31, 2022, 12:14:57 pm
"This is an outrage!!! a violent attack is treasonous by all means. this was certaintlly violent. "The violent part was us, I'm afraid. Clearly, violence can't be treasonous, given that.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 31, 2022, 02:22:23 pm
“Of course! Violence for the glory of the Mo-… for the glory of Fie-… Friend Computer is never treason!”"This is an outrage!!! a violent attack is treasonous by all means. this was certaintlly violent. "The violent part was us, I'm afraid. Clearly, violence can't be treasonous, given that.
Post by: BlackPaladin99 on January 31, 2022, 04:00:39 pm
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 31, 2022, 04:23:04 pm
"whatever. it was still bad
“You still haven’t given your report, Comr-… Companion. Neither has Comr-… Companion Frank-R-1337. I’m curious to know why that is…”
Post by: BlackPaladin99 on February 01, 2022, 10:34:38 am
Post by: Maximum Spin on February 01, 2022, 12:43:42 pm
" I was carrying out a mission for the great friend computer, when, upon having completed the mission, found an angry, anti-mutant mob close. I, obviously being a mutant due to my third arm, decided to leave before things got violent, which they did, given some of my... trigger-happy teammates. there isn't much else to tell."So... you're saying that you failed to complete the Mandatory Bonus Assignment?
Post by: EuchreJack on February 01, 2022, 02:35:57 pm
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on February 01, 2022, 03:10:30 pm
" I was carrying out a mission for the great friend computer, when, upon having completed the mission, found an angry, anti-mutant mob close. I, obviously being a mutant due to my third arm, decided to leave before things got violent, which they did, given some of my... trigger-happy teammates. there isn't much else to tell."So... you're saying that you failed to complete the Mandatory Bonus Assignment?
IM-Com-R-AD levels their Rail Rifle at ?, waiting for ?’s response to Pope-O-BAN-1’s question.
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Post by: BlackPaladin99 on February 02, 2022, 12:28:47 pm
Post by: Maximum Spin on February 03, 2022, 12:01:49 am
"hm? oh, i threw a couple crates at the protestors if that's what you mean."Hmm. That's true, I did see that. But the Mandatory Bonus Assignment was to reduce them to atoms. Do crates really suffice?
Post by: BlackPaladin99 on February 03, 2022, 10:57:03 am
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on February 03, 2022, 08:39:19 pm
Post by: BlackPaladin99 on February 05, 2022, 09:06:23 am
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on February 05, 2022, 01:16:46 pm
Post by: EuchreJack on February 06, 2022, 01:59:10 am
Since you successfully completed your Service Service, the funds from that mission are transferred to Mob-G-OON-3 as several members of your team owe Mob-G-OON-3 fines.
TIME FOR DEBRIEFING!
Please indicate whether or not your fines are fully paid to Mob-G-OON-3 and which of your teammates should be terminated for treason (if any).
Thank you for your cooperation!
Post by: Egan_BW on February 06, 2022, 02:36:48 am
Post by: EuchreJack on February 06, 2022, 02:53:35 am
I didn't exist when he set those fines, so if he tries to make me pay it's treason.HERETIC (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhduvvA_Xpo)!
...but I'll defer to the other players on this point. Promotions are available!
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on February 06, 2022, 05:14:55 am
I didn't exist when he set those fines, so if he tries to make me pay it's treason.
“Hear! Hear! Comr-… Companion! I didn’t exist either!”
Post by: BlackPaladin99 on February 06, 2022, 09:21:29 am
Post by: Maximum Spin on February 06, 2022, 02:02:09 pm
Frank-R-1337 should be executed for desertion and stealing a robot.
Post by: EuchreJack on February 09, 2022, 10:35:21 pm
Post by: Egan_BW on February 09, 2022, 11:53:59 pm
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on February 12, 2022, 01:32:14 am
Post by: Egan_BW on February 12, 2022, 01:38:01 am
"A traitor-hurting tool!"
Post by: EuchreJack on February 12, 2022, 04:52:39 am
So, if I keep all the funds you earned from your Service Service, and someone pays me 500 credits, we should be good. My records show that you successfully completed the objective, so once someone pays me that 500 credits, I can sign off your mission as successfully completed. Note that Troubleshooters that successfully complete missions usually get a cash bonus upon mission completion plus some members of the team are promoted. Don't keep me waiting.
Post by: Egan_BW on February 12, 2022, 04:56:36 am
Toss the delicious heresy bomb at mob goon.
Post by: EuchreJack on February 12, 2022, 05:06:03 am
Post by: Egan_BW on February 12, 2022, 05:08:53 am
Grab a paperweight or something to smash the mob goon's skull with.
Post by: Maximum Spin on February 12, 2022, 01:29:51 pm
Sidle in alongside Mob-G-OON amid the debris and attempt to provide spiritual assistance in completing his last rites of signing off on the mission.
Post by: BlackPaladin99 on February 12, 2022, 02:00:39 pm
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on February 12, 2022, 03:24:19 pm
Post by: EuchreJack on February 12, 2022, 04:04:42 pm
Post by: Maximum Spin on February 12, 2022, 04:07:09 pm
Post by: EuchreJack on February 12, 2022, 04:21:06 pm
However, upon death of designated Mission Debriefing Officer, you'll need these particular forms to be signed by a Blue Clearance citizen
Post by: Maximum Spin on February 12, 2022, 04:27:51 pm
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on February 12, 2022, 04:32:01 pm
Since the newest fad in Alpha Complex is thumbprints on forms, that might actually work.
However, upon death of designated Mission Debriefing Officer, you'll need these particular forms to be signed by a Blue Clearance citizen
((What if Pope-O-Ban helps Mob-G-OON-3 sign the documents *before* Mob-G-OON-3 dies?))
Post by: EuchreJack on February 12, 2022, 04:49:45 pm
Post by: EuchreJack on February 14, 2022, 12:29:09 pm
Friend Computer greets you on a screen in the hallway.
Congratulations Troubleshooters on the Successful Completion of your Mission! All Troubleshooters are hereby promoted to ORANGE clearance. Good Job, and Alpha Complex will undoubtedly call upon you again!
Post by: Maximum Spin on February 14, 2022, 02:47:24 pm
Although I am sad that my color isn't special anymore.
Post by: Egan_BW on February 14, 2022, 02:47:44 pm
Count my money like a badass but also because I don't know how much I have now.
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Post by: EuchreJack on February 14, 2022, 03:52:05 pm
"I feel extremely fulfilled."
Count my money like a badass but also because I don't know how much I have now.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Feel free to count your money. I'm interested in how much money you have, as I haven't a clue either.
Post by: Egan_BW on February 14, 2022, 03:58:37 pm
Post by: EuchreJack on February 14, 2022, 04:03:41 pm
Oh, was the money preemptively transferred to that traitor? In that case, rifle through his corpse and give the team the cash we earned for our Service Service, which never stopped belonging to us, by the way, so it's not wealth redistribution, it's anti-wealth redistribution.The funds, sadly, were transferred to his personal accounts, then scattered through 12 dummy accounts, then converted in Gold, then converted into Grenades, then back into credits, then rerouted another 13 times, then....
So they're gone, you're never going to get those funds no matter what you do...
Eye-O-EYE-2, please distribute the funds from the Service Service to your teammates that have been credited into your account.
(nevermind)
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on February 14, 2022, 04:13:34 pm
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((And my name is a little less meaningful… 😔))
Post by: EuchreJack on February 14, 2022, 04:31:30 pm
“Ooh! That damn Capit-… Commie took our cash!! What’re we going to do, Comr-… Companions?”(Don't make me promote you to Blue clearance!)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
((And my name is a little less meaningful… 😔))
Post by: Egan_BW on February 14, 2022, 04:51:44 pm
Post by: EuchreJack on February 14, 2022, 06:11:29 pm
Check account.Your account has exactly 3275 credits in it.
Post by: Egan_BW on February 14, 2022, 06:41:46 pm
((I think that we currently have myself, Curious Cat, Spin, and Blackpaladin. Splitting our funds five ways for an income of 655 credits each. Nobody else has posted since I murdered our boss, which is a significant enough event that I'll say if someone didn't reply to it they're not part of the game any more. Unless you speak up about wanting a share!~))
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on February 14, 2022, 08:32:38 pm
((Btw, doesn’t Blackpaladin have amnesia and not know what their name is? Also, I only count four people in that list you made…))
Post by: Maximum Spin on February 14, 2022, 08:53:13 pm
Now, I'm given to understand that an Orange clerk owed us 4800 credits in total. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=179363.msg8340951#msg8340951) Now that all of us have at least that much clearance, it seems like the logical thing to do is to retrieve this money.
Post by: Egan_BW on February 14, 2022, 09:00:38 pm
Post by: Maximum Spin on February 14, 2022, 09:06:04 pm
"These credits are the ones paid to us for the Service Service. I imagine that any missing credits are merely due to service fees."Don't you think that service fees which get deducted automatically without your being told about them sounds like Communism?
Post by: Egan_BW on February 14, 2022, 09:07:13 pm
Post by: BlackPaladin99 on February 14, 2022, 09:31:36 pm
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Post by: Maximum Spin on February 14, 2022, 10:06:23 pm
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on February 15, 2022, 03:48:43 am
I request and accept my shareSpoiler (click to show/hide)
“You haven’t stated your name. Are you unwilling to carry out the Mandatory Bonus Objective? I believe that’s treason, is it not?”
Point Rail Rifle at ?’s face.
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((Btw, how many Rails does this thing have?!))
Post by: EuchreJack on February 15, 2022, 09:35:04 am
(Your nifty difty rail indicator shows 2 rails remaining)I request and accept my shareSpoiler (click to show/hide)
“You haven’t stated your name. Are you unwilling to carry out the Mandatory Bonus Objective? I believe that’s treason, is it not?”
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((Btw, how many Rails does this thing have?!))
Post by: BlackPaladin99 on February 15, 2022, 10:39:59 am
Post by: Egan_BW on February 15, 2022, 11:34:00 am
"IM-Y-4GOT-1, You are guilty of falsely asserting that your lawful and rightful friend-computer given designation is 'false and treasonous'. How do you plead."
Post by: a1s on February 15, 2022, 01:30:09 pm
(my name actually got better I think)
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on February 15, 2022, 02:14:24 pm
Post by: BlackPaladin99 on February 15, 2022, 06:32:59 pm
Point Zapper at ?.“That is my designation, which can be used instead of my name. It is not a name, and is not treasonous. A designation is different from a name.”
"IM-Y-4GOT-1, You are guilty of falsely asserting that your lawful and rightful friend-computer given designation is 'false and treasonous'. How do you plead."
Post by: BlackPaladin99 on February 17, 2022, 09:49:30 am
Post by: Egan_BW on February 17, 2022, 02:51:41 pm
Post by: EuchreJack on February 17, 2022, 03:43:31 pm
Shoot the traitor for daring to have a name.(please specify which traitor you are shooting, by forum member name if no other proper designation exists)
Post by: Egan_BW on February 17, 2022, 03:45:37 pm
Post by: EuchreJack on February 17, 2022, 03:52:25 pm
Post by: Egan_BW on February 17, 2022, 04:09:39 pm
Distribute funds in accordance with Friend Computer's wise directives:
IM-Com-O-AD-1: 655 Credits
Pope-O-BAN-1: 327.2 Credits
Alfi-O-NA-1: 655 Credits
IM-Y-4GOT-1: 655 Credits
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Post by: BlackPaladin99 on February 17, 2022, 05:42:08 pm
Post by: EuchreJack on February 17, 2022, 06:13:43 pm
Suddenly, a Computer Screen appears with a Friendly Eyeball on it!
Greetings Troubleshooters! A Nuclear Device has just been detonated in PLN sector. Records show your team is familiar with PLN sector and are thus qualified to investigate who is responsible for the attack. Rescue any survivors. Your Truck is outside waiting for you.
You catch the following ominous message flicker after Friend Computer disappears: Infrared Market in the Basement
Post by: Maximum Spin on February 18, 2022, 01:26:50 am
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Post by: a1s on February 18, 2022, 08:10:33 am
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Post by: EuchreJack on February 18, 2022, 01:09:38 pm
Did we debrief with RnD, or is that not happening now?(The conversation with Doctor-B-OOM (http://conversation with Doctor-B-OOM) was the debrief with R&D)Spoiler: char sheet (click to show/hide)
Post by: BlackPaladin99 on February 20, 2022, 03:37:38 pm
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"where to next?"
in the truck!!!
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on February 20, 2022, 06:07:08 pm
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Post by: a1s on February 21, 2022, 07:45:43 am
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Post by: Egan_BW on February 21, 2022, 02:58:19 pm
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Post by: EuchreJack on February 28, 2022, 08:52:19 am
"Took you long enough, we have an EMERGENCY here! You are to drive to PLN immediately, assess the damages, recover any survivors, and determine the cause of the explosion. Sabotage by Commie Mutant Traitor Terrorists is suspected. Good daycycle and may Friend Computer protect you in this mission!"
She hops out and motions for you to depart.
There is ONE NBC* suit in the back of the truck. Who gets the suit? Who is driving? Who is in the passenger seat?
*NBC stands for Nuclear Biological Chemical, a NBC suit is a bulky environmentally sealed suit that provides some protection against Nuclear Biological and Chemical agents. AKA, it keeps you from dying from radiation poisoning from the nuclear blast zone that you are about to be entering.
Post by: BlackPaladin99 on February 28, 2022, 11:28:57 am
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I stand in the back, spotting for threats.
Post by: Maximum Spin on February 28, 2022, 02:00:10 pm
Post by: Egan_BW on February 28, 2022, 02:06:58 pm
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Post by: a1s on February 28, 2022, 03:23:17 pm
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Post by: Maximum Spin on February 28, 2022, 03:52:09 pm
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on March 06, 2022, 04:44:39 am
“Hey! Where are you going? We still need to drive over to PLN Sector! We’re going to need that suit! Perhaps I should be the one to wear the suit…”
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