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Title: SPAMURAI: Do you kno da wae of the blade, Goku Midoriyama?
Post by: Haspen on April 04, 2022, 01:41:16 pm
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Name: Of the head of newly created Clan Midoriyama
Name's Trait: Martial, Charismatic, Wise, Healthy
Name's Adherence: Konfucian, Bushi-do, Zen
Title: Re: SPAMURAI: Do you kno da wae of the blade?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on April 04, 2022, 01:52:32 pm
Name: Goku Midoriyama (subject to change, I don’t really care too much about the name)
Name's Trait: Healthy
Kingdom's Bonus: Economy
Name's Adherence: Konfucian
Title: Re: SPAMURAI: Do you kno da wae of the blade, Goku Midoriyama?
Post by: Haspen on April 04, 2022, 02:41:07 pm
25th Year of Emperor Yama

You are Goku Midoriyama, the Lord of Clan Midoriyama.

Thanks to your illustrious father's deeds, the fief of Midoriyama was bestowed upon you on your 15th birthday.

You have always been known as a healthy man who knows no fever and no waste of spirit - some say it is blessings of the divine spirits, some it is the will of the God itself.

The day your fief was bestowed upon you, you also decreed your Adherence - to the illustrious teachings of the Old Master. It puts you in graces of sages and common folk alike, but the fellow nobles as well as clan warriors are a bit dissappointed. The monks who follow the Path of Zen are at odds with those of Konfucian leaning.

You sit on your wooden throne and your servants and retainers, captains and soldiers, relatives and subjects, prostrate themselves before your throne.

Minister of Scrolls presents you the wooden scroll containing the curious writings:

Villages: 1
Castles: 1
Honour: Respectable
Adherence: Decent
Clan Rank: Fourth

Your Honour, as a Lord, must be an example to all; your Adherence to your own beliefs should also be honed; and the lower the Rank, the closer you are to the graces of the Imperial Family.

You know that if you fall to the Sixth, you will be akin to a wealthy commoner, and nothing stops your neighbour or rival or even a traveling swordsman from challenging you to leadership of Midoriyama. Despite all that happens in the future, you must avoid the Sixth Rank.

This is all you know.

25th Year of Emperor Yama, Earth Season

Songbirds chirp happily in the skies while fruit trees slowly adorn themselves with leaves. Elsewhere, peasants sow the first greenstalks and plant the red beans.

You, on the other hand, walk through the halls of your square castle, listening to the sounds of the household.

They seem a little... empty. You might be a Lord, but you own very little.

Perhaps...

A) Voices of scholars could fill the halls?
B) Laughter of a wife and maybe few concubines could break the silence?
C) Some songbirds and laughing cranes would add some music to your gardens?
D) This is as it should be?
Title: Re: SPAMURAI: Do you kno da wae of the blade, Goku Midoriyama?
Post by: Prophet on April 04, 2022, 02:44:26 pm
A
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Post by: Naturegirl1999 on April 04, 2022, 02:49:30 pm
A
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Post by: TricMagic on April 04, 2022, 03:13:35 pm
D
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Post by: Haspen on April 04, 2022, 03:16:06 pm
As an adherent of the Old Master, it is only natural that learned men and wordly sages dwell in your fort.

You send your servants with the news that Midoriyama Clan seeks intellectuals for employ.

25th Year of Emperor Yama, Mid-Earth Season

One of the guards enters your study and kneels, bowing his head till it touches the bamboo mat.

"Lord Midoriyama, a footpad has arrived at the gates. Your neighbour, Lord Nekogawa, with an entourage of retainers, will soon be visiting your castle. The footpad said that Lord Nekogawa wishes to meet his newest neighbour." You call in the Minister of Ceremonies to ask about all this.

"It is customary for Lords to visit their close friends, long-time rivals, and newest neighbours. He might be willing to strike a business with you, though, given you're freshly ennobled and without a wife."

"Should I refuse him?" You ask, and Minister of Ceremonies grimaces.

"You could, of course, as your are Lord of this castle. Of course, this will endear you to no one within Clan Nekogawa." You wager that you have few minutes before you should prepare to greet Lord Nekogawa - as the Old Master teaches, one should not pose a challenge without learning about those they challenge first.

A) Ask the Minister of Ceremonies how to greet your honored guest properly.
B) Ask the Minister of Ceremonies about Clan Nekogawa and its Lord more thoroughly.
C) Ask the Minister of Ceremonies how to show your Clan's hospitality in the best way.
D) Ask the guard to send the footpad away - you wish to see no guests today.
Title: Re: SPAMURAI: Do you kno da wae of the blade, Goku Midoriyama?
Post by: Weirdsound on April 04, 2022, 03:45:20 pm
A

He is our neighbor. Worth getting on his good side regardless of who and what he and his clan stand for.
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Post by: Toni on April 04, 2022, 03:55:03 pm
B
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Post by: Fluffe9911 on April 04, 2022, 03:59:24 pm
A
Title: Re: SPAMURAI: Do you kno da wae of the blade, Goku Midoriyama?
Post by: Haspen on April 04, 2022, 03:59:51 pm
"How can I greet such a noble guest properly?" The Master of Ceremonies strokes his beard.

"He is of Fourth Rank as well. As an equal, you should be present when the gates are opened by your servants and then greet him as he greets you."

A) Ask the Minister of Ceremonies about Clan Nekogawa and its Lord more thoroughly.
B) Ask the guard to send the footpad away - you wish to see no guests today.
C) Ask the Minister of Ceremonies how to show your Clan's hospitality in the best way.
Title: Re: SPAMURAI: Do you kno da wae of the blade, Goku Midoriyama?
Post by: Kashyyk on April 04, 2022, 04:02:44 pm
A - Let's find out who Lord Nekogawa is, so we may offer him a deal he will want to accept
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Post by: Toni on April 04, 2022, 05:04:29 pm
A
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Post by: Prophet on April 04, 2022, 06:12:08 pm
C
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Post by: Kilojoule Proton on April 04, 2022, 11:06:24 pm
A
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Post by: Weirdsound on April 04, 2022, 11:23:38 pm
A
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Post by: Haspen on April 04, 2022, 11:55:42 pm
"I wish to know who Lord Nekogawa is." Minister of Ceremonies contemplates your question for a moment.

"He is a local Lord, can't say I heard him having family ties to other Lords. He is of Fourth Rank, as I said. He is an honorable adherent of Bushi-do, and last time I heard he owns three villages and has six unmarried daughters."

"Ah." You nod. "I think I understand now."

Another guard quickly walks into your study and bows beside the other.

"My Lord Midoriyama, the entourage of Lord Nekogawa is approaching the gates. What are your orders?"

A) "I shall welcome him to my castle!"
B) "Turn him away! I want no guests today."
Title: Re: SPAMURAI: Do you kno da wae of the blade, Goku Midoriyama?
Post by: Weirdsound on April 05, 2022, 12:13:55 am
A
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Post by: King Zultan on April 05, 2022, 02:07:48 am
A
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Post by: Kashyyk on April 05, 2022, 03:42:04 am
A
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Post by: Naturegirl1999 on April 05, 2022, 06:53:20 am
A
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Post by: Haspen on April 05, 2022, 01:07:22 pm
You tell the guards it is time to welcome Lord Nekogawa into your humble castle.

You walk to the gates and the servants open it for you - and your honored guest. The carriage containing Lord Nekogawa stops in front of the gate and he walks out. He is a bearded, rotund man with height surpassing yours. His soldiers and retainers are all tough-and-scary looking, but Lord Nekogawa himself is all smiles and makes impression of a jovial man.

"My esteemed peer and neighbour, Lord Midoriyama." He says, bowing his head slightly.

"My esteemed peer and neighbour, Lord Nekogawa." You mirror his words, and welcome him in.

There's few moments before the servants prepare the tea chamber for you two to sit and enjoy the meeting in security and peace of the domed room.

A) Ask him if the journey through fief of Midoriyama was a pleasant one.
B) Compliment his bearing and choice of clothes and armor.
C) Ask about the health and prosperity of his family and fief.
D) Remain silent - there will be time for smalltalk later as well.
Title: Re: SPAMURAI: Do you kno da wae of the blade, Goku Midoriyama?
Post by: Weirdsound on April 05, 2022, 01:11:13 pm
A

Inoffensive, and may let us learn a bit about our own realm.
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Post by: Toni on April 05, 2022, 04:26:56 pm
C
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Post by: Naturegirl1999 on April 05, 2022, 08:09:21 pm
A
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Post by: Superdorf on April 05, 2022, 08:19:24 pm
A

Welcome baaaack :D
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Post by: Kilojoule Proton on April 06, 2022, 01:01:41 am
A
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Post by: King Zultan on April 06, 2022, 01:14:08 am
A
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Post by: Yellow Pixel on April 06, 2022, 03:38:12 pm
A
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Post by: Prophet on April 07, 2022, 10:36:59 am
A
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Post by: Haspen on April 09, 2022, 03:43:30 pm
"Was your journey through the land of Midoriyama Clan a pleasant one?" Lord Nekogawa nods with a cheery smile.

"Indeed! Pleasant view of the rice paddies! Peasants working hard in the fields! A sign of prosperity and good governance, even if you've just became their master." You two share a small laugh as the servants lead the two of you to the tea chamber.

You guide your honored guest to the seat. Your servants are ready to serve the tea.

A) Let the ceremony begin in earnest!
B) I shall conduct the ceremony myself!
Title: Re: SPAMURAI: Do you kno da wae of the blade, Goku Midoriyama?
Post by: Yellow Pixel on April 09, 2022, 05:00:51 pm
A
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Post by: Naturegirl1999 on April 09, 2022, 05:07:23 pm
a
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Post by: King Zultan on April 10, 2022, 01:46:31 am
A
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Post by: Kilojoule Proton on April 10, 2022, 03:32:35 pm
A
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Post by: Haspen on April 10, 2022, 04:06:28 pm
You let the ceremony begin in earnest.

The Minister of Ceremonies oversees the porcelain set being carried in and the pot of hot water and the bowl of tea leaves brought by trusted servants. You two praise the God in Heaven and thank the spirits for providing the world of living with the aromatic leaves that will produce the invigorating beverage.

After this toast to the sacred, the talk between mortals can begin. Lord Nekogawa seems quite eager for conversation.

"I have heard that your father have not provided you with a choice of bride." He says, putting down the tea cup with green leaves swimming lazily in it. "As a sign of goodwill between our families, may I offer one of my daughters as your first? Keiko is smart and pretty while Hiko is pretty and smart, in that order."

A) "I cannot choose a woman without seeing her first. May I visit your castle to witness your daughters myself?"
B) "Hark! I would rather blaspheme than tie my blood with yours!"
C) "I shall have Keiko, for I consider smarts over beauty."
D) "I shall have Hiko, for I consider beauty over smarts."
E) "I will praise the skills and shapes of your daughters, Lord Nekogawa, but I must also refuse your generous offer."
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Post by: Yellow Pixel on April 10, 2022, 04:44:06 pm
C
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Post by: Weirdsound on April 10, 2022, 09:36:00 pm
D

Konfucian thought is pretty big on standard gender roles. From a purely mechanical perspective, an intelligent wife is more likely to want power beyond her station and tempt us away from making good traditional Konfucian choices.
Title: Re: SPAMURAI: Do you kno da wae of the blade, Goku Midoriyama?
Post by: Prophet on April 11, 2022, 12:40:23 am
D I'm just voting for the one I like the name of more.
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Post by: King Zultan on April 11, 2022, 01:18:16 am
C
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Post by: Kashyyk on April 11, 2022, 01:24:31 am
A - Good to see if we strike a note with either of them, it gives us an excuse to visit Lord Nekowaga ourselves and continue the relationship, and also gives time for any other suitors to make an appearance
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Post by: Weirdsound on April 11, 2022, 02:49:52 am
A - Good to see if we strike a note with either of them, it gives us an excuse to visit Lord Nekowaga ourselves and continue the relationship, and also gives time for any other suitors to make an appearance

Normally I'd agree with this, but I actually think we should minimize our personal interactions with Lord Nekowaga. He follows Bushi-do. He will react poorly if we slight his honor. The longer we drag out our interactions with him, the more we risk rolling bad and slighting his honor.

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Post by: Kilojoule Proton on April 11, 2022, 10:39:35 pm
C