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Title: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: SuperDino85 on June 18, 2022, 11:59:32 pm
My attempt at effectively rebooting the original Roll to Villain. The game will play out largely the same, where you try to out evil the other villains.

There will be a few changes though:

1. You are allowed one action per turn, the result of which will be decided by the d6.

2. Please put your character sheets in the same posts as your actions so I can keep track of who is who.

Speaking of, here’s the sheet:
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With all of that said, feel free to build up your wicked empire, or tear someone else’s down!
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Devastator on June 19, 2022, 03:08:32 am
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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: King Zultan on June 19, 2022, 03:22:09 am
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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Knightwing64 on June 19, 2022, 06:01:03 am
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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Egan_BW on June 19, 2022, 01:55:45 pm
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Casually toddle into the Foundation Blacksite, using all three of my defensive abilities to ignore the guards, and steal a Sealed Evil In A Can.
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: SuperDino85 on June 19, 2022, 02:00:20 pm
Welcome villains! You all seem to be maniacally laughing at yourselves as you scheme your villainous plans, making everyone else within earshot think your crazy. You probably are crazy, but with all your plans of villainy about to be set in motion, you don’t have the time or the interest to ask yourself if you are crazy.
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Devastator on June 19, 2022, 03:02:11 pm
((Assuming we're ready to go.))

Spoiler: Rachel Mallory, dragon child. (click to show/hide)

Find a nice abandoned building to use as my first urban lair.
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Knightwing64 on June 19, 2022, 03:41:24 pm
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Build a army of obedient robots using company resources. Consider selling some to various governments in exchange for money and favors
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: SuperDino85 on June 19, 2022, 09:05:24 pm
Quote from: Devastator on June 19, 2022, 03:02:11 pm
((Assuming we're ready to go.))

Spoiler: Rachel Mallory, dragon child. (click to show/hide)

Find a nice abandoned building to use as my first urban lair.

((Correct assumption))
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: King Zultan on June 20, 2022, 12:37:11 am
"The time for action is now!"
Quickly enter my van that is also my lab, and start looking over maps to find the closest cemetery!
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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: SuperDino85 on June 20, 2022, 10:09:52 am
Quote from: Egan_BW on June 19, 2022, 01:55:45 pm
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Casually toddle into the Foundation Blacksite, using all three of my defensive abilities to ignore the guards, and steal a Sealed Evil In A Can.

Alright, ninja iron golem, let’s see how well you get past the guards.

(4 v 4) You’re not having much trouble dealing with the guards, but they are well trained, and you aren’t making much progress reaching that can right now.

Quote from: Devastator on June 19, 2022, 03:02:11 pm
((Assuming we're ready to go.))

Spoiler: Rachel Mallory, dragon child. (click to show/hide)

Find a nice abandoned building to use as my first urban lair.

(4) You find yourself a house in a suburban area that’s got a couple holes in it but otherwise looks to be in good condition.

Quote from: Knightwing64 on June 19, 2022, 03:41:24 pm
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Build a army of obedient robots using company resources. Consider selling some to various governments in exchange for money and favors

(6) You build so many robots that it gets on the news and you’re labeled as a threat.

Quote from: King Zultan on June 20, 2022, 12:37:11 am
"The time for action is now!"
Quickly enter my van that is also my lab, and start looking over maps to find the closest cemetery!
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(5) How convenient. The closest cemetery is just a block over from your current location.
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Knightwing64 on June 20, 2022, 10:24:18 am
Upgrade some robots into infiltrator robots that have the same appearance and mannerisms as humans and use them to increase my reputation.
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Devastator on June 20, 2022, 10:42:22 am
"Nice, this is the first place I've had to properly sleep since the orphanage.  And I don't need to share it, it's all mine!"

As Rachel paces about, her stomach growls repeatedly.

"I just.. need some food."

"Tasty food, not cheap potatos."

Break into an ice cream store as a dragon, and eat all the ice cream I can.

Spoiler: Rachel Mallory, dragon child. (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Egan_BW on June 20, 2022, 08:58:07 pm
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Oh well. Better grab a scientist, that could help with getting through doors.
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: King Zultan on June 21, 2022, 01:09:08 am
"Well that sure is a convenient."
Search the graveyard for any newly buried bodies during the day time, then once it becomes night go back with my shovel and dig up the corpse.
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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: SuperDino85 on June 21, 2022, 04:17:23 pm
Quote from: Knightwing64 on June 20, 2022, 10:24:18 am
Upgrade some robots into infiltrator robots that have the same appearance and mannerisms as humans and use them to increase my reputation.

(5) You have successfully made infiltrator robots. People won’t know the difference.

Quote from: Devastator on June 20, 2022, 10:42:22 am
"Nice, this is the first place I've had to properly sleep since the orphanage.  And I don't need to share it, it's all mine!"

As Rachel paces about, her stomach growls repeatedly.

"I just.. need some food."

"Tasty food, not cheap potatos."

Break into an ice cream store as a dragon, and eat all the ice cream I can.

Spoiler: Rachel Mallory, dragon child. (click to show/hide)

(4) You raid the nearest ice cream store and feast on the frozen treats, happily licking your lips when you’re done.

Quote from: Egan_BW on June 20, 2022, 08:58:07 pm
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Oh well. Better grab a scientist, that could help with getting through doors.

(4 v 5) You reach out but the scientist narrowly evades your grasp.

Quote from: King Zultan on June 21, 2022, 01:09:08 am
"Well that sure is a convenient."
Search the graveyard for any newly buried bodies during the day time, then once it becomes night go back with my shovel and dig up the corpse.
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(3) The freshest corpses you find in the graveyard are at least a couple weeks old.
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Devastator on June 21, 2022, 05:10:01 pm
"This was a great day."  Says Rachel, licking the last bits of strawberry off her lips.  She then changes and flies back home.

Go home and sleep in my new lair, digesting all this ice cream.  Will the dragon in my dreams reward me for my acquisitions?

Spoiler: Rachel Mallory, dragon child. (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: King Zultan on June 22, 2022, 12:38:31 am
"Damn it, I need fresher ones for what I'm doing."
Drive a long the highway looking for dead deer or other large animals, if I can't find any dead deer make one with my van.
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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Knightwing64 on June 22, 2022, 06:00:01 am
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Expand my company, make the world rely on it to function.

Possessions:
Thriving Company
Army of Robots
Some Infiltrator Robots
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Egan_BW on June 22, 2022, 01:52:48 pm
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"You're going to regret that. Don't resist."

Grab scientist and smash into wall until cooperation is secured.
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: SuperDino85 on June 24, 2022, 10:22:58 am
Quote from: Egan_BW on June 22, 2022, 01:52:48 pm
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"You're going to regret that. Don't resist."

Grab scientist and smash into wall until cooperation is secured.

(6 v 2) This time you snatch the scientist before he can react and throw him through the wall.

Quote from: Devastator on June 21, 2022, 05:10:01 pm
"This was a great day."  Says Rachel, licking the last bits of strawberry off her lips.  She then changes and flies back home.

Go home and sleep in my new lair, digesting all this ice cream.  Will the dragon in my dreams reward me for my acquisitions?

Spoiler: Rachel Mallory, dragon child. (click to show/hide)

Taking a nap huh? Let’s see what this dream dragon has to say about your recent success. (4) He seems pleased, and offers a small box tied up with a ribbon.

Quote from: King Zultan on June 22, 2022, 12:38:31 am
"Damn it, I need fresher ones for what I'm doing."
Drive a long the highway looking for dead deer or other large animals, if I can't find any dead deer make one with my van.
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(1) You see a whole lot of nothing on your drive, dead or alive.

Quote from: Knightwing64 on June 22, 2022, 06:00:01 am
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Expand my company, make the world rely on it to function.

Possessions:
Thriving Company
Army of Robots
Some Infiltrator Robots

(2) People get your infiltrator robots confused with actual people, specifically your employees, and try to sue you for not paying them enough for their work.
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Devastator on June 24, 2022, 10:39:24 am
Open the box, and do whatever is appropriate with the contents!

Cheer internally, as more dragon power can only make my life more awesome!

Spoiler: Rachel Mallory, dragon child. (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Egan_BW on June 24, 2022, 12:59:32 pm
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"That also works."
Walk through busted wall into the Sealed Evil In A Can chamber. Open can to unleash unspeakable horror upon the world.
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: King Zultan on June 25, 2022, 01:37:08 am
"What kind of road is this, where are all the dead things?"
Keep driving looking for dead animals, or live ones I can make into dead ones with my van.
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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Knightwing64 on June 25, 2022, 06:38:12 am
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UNLEASH PROPAGANDA
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: SuperDino85 on June 26, 2022, 12:26:33 pm
Quote from: Devastator on June 24, 2022, 10:39:24 am
Open the box, and do whatever is appropriate with the contents!

Cheer internally, as more dragon power can only make my life more awesome!

Spoiler: Rachel Mallory, dragon child. (click to show/hide)

When you open the box, a red mist flows into you, causing your claws and teeth to grow longer and sharper (hidden) at a slow and somewhat agonizing rate.

(3+1 for extra intimidation) You manage to startle a couple of rich people, who pay you about $120 each to go away.

Quote from: Egan_BW on June 24, 2022, 12:59:32 pm
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"That also works."
Walk through busted wall into the Sealed Evil In A Can chamber. Open can to unleash unspeakable horror upon the world.

(6) You reach the can with no further resistance at all and open it.
(Hidden) Inside the can…is a chicken, which stares at you creepily.

Quote from: King Zultan on June 25, 2022, 01:37:08 am
"What kind of road is this, where are all the dead things?"
Keep driving looking for dead animals, or live ones I can make into dead ones with my van.
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(6) Fortunately you find a live animal within the next couple seconds of driving. Unfortunately, the animal is an adult moose, and you just drove headfirst into it.

(Hidden) The force of the collision was enough to knock the moose off balance as you skid a little to the side having crushed the front end of the vehicle a bit, but it’s still operational.

Quote from: Knightwing64 on June 25, 2022, 06:38:12 am
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UNLEASH PROPAGANDA

(6) You unleash so much propaganda that nobody understands it.
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Egan_BW on June 26, 2022, 12:40:47 pm
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"Good hen."

Headpat chicken. Then move on with my life.
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Knightwing64 on June 26, 2022, 01:57:30 pm
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Make a super serum

(Is there going to be a leaderboard like last time? So we know who is ahead of who?)
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: SuperDino85 on June 26, 2022, 03:17:46 pm
((I’ve thought about the leaderboard…and honestly I’m still thinking about it))
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Devastator on June 26, 2022, 05:49:04 pm
"I should find someone rich enough to pay in gold and jewels.

..Or maybe just steal from someone rich.  That's just as good."

There any yachts about?  Occupied or unoccupied?

Spoiler: Rachel Mallory, dragon child. (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: King Zultan on June 27, 2022, 01:15:33 am
"Holy shit, bastard came outta nowhere!"
Grab my gun from the van and shoot the moose in the chest before it gets back up!
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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: SuperDino85 on June 29, 2022, 10:12:32 am
Quote from: Egan_BW on June 26, 2022, 12:40:47 pm
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"Good hen."

Headpat chicken. Then move on with my life.

(1) You try to headpat chicken, but the chicken bites your hand, and suddenly a huge flock of chickens rapidly close in and start biting and pecking and clawing with way more violence than any regular chicken should have.

Quote from: Knightwing64 on June 26, 2022, 01:57:30 pm
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Make a super serum

(Is there going to be a leaderboard like last time? So we know who is ahead of who?)

(4) You make a serum. It’s extraordinary but not by much.

Quote from: Devastator on June 26, 2022, 05:49:04 pm
"I should find someone rich enough to pay in gold and jewels.

..Or maybe just steal from someone rich.  That's just as good."

There any yachts about?  Occupied or unoccupied?

Spoiler: Rachel Mallory, dragon child. (click to show/hide)

(2) Unfortunately, you don’t see any yachts around.

Quote from: King Zultan on June 27, 2022, 01:15:33 am
"Holy shit, bastard came outta nowhere!"
Grab my gun from the van and shoot the moose in the chest before it gets back up!
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(6) You shoot the moose directly in the heart. It keels over.
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Knightwing64 on June 29, 2022, 10:41:58 am
Drink the serum as I gloat about my awesomeness. Unleash propaganda about other villains
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Devastator on June 29, 2022, 10:04:50 pm
Next check, mansions?  There any proper palatial estates around here?

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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: King Zultan on June 30, 2022, 01:51:40 am
"Okay now for the hard part getting this big bastard into the van."
Turn my van around so I can drag the dead moose up the ramp and into the lab in the back of the van.
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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Egan_BW on July 03, 2022, 09:52:44 pm
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Casually defend myself. Emphasis on the defense.

"Oh, I'm afraid that won't work on me, dears."
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: SuperDino85 on July 05, 2022, 03:53:56 pm
Quote from: Knightwing64 on June 29, 2022, 10:41:58 am
Drink the serum as I gloat about my awesomeness. Unleash propaganda about other villains

(3) You drink the serum. It tastes really fruity and bubbly, but nothing really happens.

Quote from: Devastator on June 29, 2022, 10:04:50 pm
Next check, mansions?  There any proper palatial estates around here?

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(6) You find a castle and loot it of everything it has, which in total is probably worth billions, but you level the castle in the process.

Quote from: King Zultan on June 30, 2022, 01:51:40 am
"Okay now for the hard part getting this big bastard into the van."
Turn my van around so I can drag the dead moose up the ramp and into the lab in the back of the van.
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(3) You turn your vehicle around and attempt to drag the moose up the ramp. It’s really heavy though, and you only manage to get it on the ramp before wearing yourself out.

Quote from: Egan_BW on July 03, 2022, 09:52:44 pm
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Casually defend myself. Emphasis on the defense.

"Oh, I'm afraid that won't work on me, dears."

Martha vs Chickens (5+2 v 6)

You are perfectly capable of holding off some pesky chickens, but these chickens in particular, despite being ineffective, are RELENTLESS. Not to mention, you manage to get a glimpse through all the flying feather madness of even more chickens breaking in through the walls of the building.


Villain Leaderboard:
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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Egan_BW on July 05, 2022, 04:51:52 pm
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Doesn't matter, they can't hurt me. Go for a coffee and watch the unsealed evil wreck the world for me.
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Knightwing64 on July 05, 2022, 07:46:55 pm
I have a multi million dollar company, a army of robots and infiltrator versions of said robots, but I’m behind the dude who has been dragging a moose the whole time.






Makes sense.
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Egan_BW on July 05, 2022, 08:05:11 pm
I mean, I unleased a terrible evil on the world and am at the bottom, don't complain.
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Devastator on July 05, 2022, 08:07:27 pm
(I'm in first place and all I can do is casually steal billions of dollars and destroy large historic buildings.)

"Wow.. there's just so much."  Rachel looks at the valuables, eyes shining with light reflected off the piles of gold.  Then her stomach growls again.

"I think I should eat something more dragony today."

Fill my pockets with gold and find some cows.  There any cow farms about?

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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: King Zultan on July 06, 2022, 01:22:46 am
(Kind of strange to be in second place when all I've done is hit a moose with a van, still pretty cool.)

"Damn I should of invested in a winch."
Sit for a bit then drag the moose the rest of the way into the van, can't work with it visible to the public.
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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Knightwing64 on July 06, 2022, 06:17:47 am
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Use super smarts to restore my rightful place at the top of the leaderboard
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: SuperDino85 on July 06, 2022, 02:40:38 pm
Quote from: Knightwing64 on July 05, 2022, 07:46:55 pm
I have a multi million dollar company, a army of robots and infiltrator versions of said robots, but I’m behind the dude who has been dragging a moose the whole time.






Makes sense.

My bad I forgot all about the robots. I updated the placements
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: SuperDino85 on July 06, 2022, 02:45:58 pm
Quote from: Egan_BW on July 05, 2022, 08:05:11 pm
I mean, I unleased a terrible evil on the world and am at the bottom, don't complain.

There’s kind of a difference between simply unleashing it and getting attacked by the thing you unleashed. Don’t worry though cause things are going to get wild now that the terrible evil is out and all of your current placements could change drastically anyway
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Egan_BW on July 06, 2022, 03:11:50 pm
It's not as though I intended to not be attacked by it in the first place, and that has nothing to do with how villainous it was to release it!
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: SuperDino85 on July 06, 2022, 03:22:41 pm
That’s fair. But in this particular case right now the chickens are only targeting you. Once they start going elsewhere then that’s going to add up and put you higher most likely by hitting someone else like a natural disaster. Although breaking into a building is more villainous than shooting a moose so that is an error on my part (By the way, I’ll be making separate rolls for the chickens each turn until they are somehow neutralized)
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Knightwing64 on July 06, 2022, 04:53:04 pm
(Huh, the chickens are evil.)

Improve myself and a select few of great loyalty to me on a genetic level, get rid of any impurities, enhance bone strength/durability, harder to kill etc etc.

Invite moose dude to my lair.
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Ozarck on July 06, 2022, 10:08:19 pm
I know what this game needs. Well, not really, since i haven't read the actions to this point. But here's my character anyway.

Speaking of, here’s the sheet:
Spoiler: ArgleBargle (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 07, 2022, 03:39:01 am
I’d like to join, I’ll need to think up a character
PTW for now
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: SuperDino85 on July 07, 2022, 10:48:25 am
Quote from: Egan_BW on July 05, 2022, 04:51:52 pm
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Doesn't matter, they can't hurt me. Go for a coffee and watch the unsealed evil wreck the world for me.

(3) You go to the coffee machine. It only holds a couple ounces but coffee is coffee

Quote from: Devastator on July 05, 2022, 08:07:27 pm
(I'm in first place and all I can do is casually steal billions of dollars and destroy large historic buildings.)

"Wow.. there's just so much."  Rachel looks at the valuables, eyes shining with light reflected off the piles of gold.  Then her stomach growls again.

"I think I should eat something more dragony today."

Fill my pockets with gold and find some cows.  There any cow farms about?

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(5) Oh yeah there are cow farms nearby. The cow population in each of them seems to be above average.

Quote from: King Zultan on July 06, 2022, 01:22:46 am
(Kind of strange to be in second place when all I've done is hit a moose with a van, still pretty cool.)

"Damn I should of invested in a winch."
Sit for a bit then drag the moose the rest of the way into the van, can't work with it visible to the public.
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(3) You manage to painfully drag the moose the rest of the way and end up having to rest again. Your arms and legs hurt a bit.

Quote from: Knightwing64 on July 06, 2022, 04:53:04 pm
(Huh, the chickens are evil.)

Improve myself and a select few of great loyalty to me on a genetic level, get rid of any impurities, enhance bone strength/durability, harder to kill etc etc.

Invite moose dude to my lair.

(2) Whatever they do to you ends up making your bones brittle and causes you to constantly suffer from colds and chest pains. You got the right people right?

Quote from: Ozarck on July 06, 2022, 10:08:19 pm
I know what this game needs. Well, not really, since i haven't read the actions to this point. But here's my character anyway.

Speaking of, here’s the sheet:
Spoiler: ArgleBargle (click to show/hide)

200 feet?! That’s really tall. Anyway welcome new villain!


The Chicken Rampage:

(Hidden) The chickens multiply and spread rapidly, leaving behind a wake of destruction wherever they go. Unfortunately, this includes where all of you are at.

Martha vs Chickens

(2+2 v 4) The chickens catch you a little by surprise while you were drinking your coffee and manage to knock you over, but they still don’t seem to be doing any actual damage.


Rachel vs Chickens

(6+1 v 4) Rachel manages to actually beat back the invasive tidal wave of feathery fury. They probably won’t bother her next round.


Dr. Unpleasant vs Chickens

(2 v 4) Dr. Unpleasant is not so fortunate. Him and his moose get tore up pretty bad by all the claws and beaks before the wave passes over. How inconvenient.


Logan vs Chickens

(6 v 4) In spite of Logan’s recent attempts to improve his physical condition gone wrong, him and his forces also fight off the chicken stampede.


ArgleBargle vs Chickens

(4 +2 v 6) ArgleBargle’s 200 foot tallness and berserker tendencies really save him against the chickens. They are now locked in fierce combat.


Villain Leaderboard
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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Devastator on July 07, 2022, 11:07:38 am
Buy one of them.  The whole farm.  Then have as much fire-charred beef as I can.

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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Egan_BW on July 07, 2022, 01:39:56 pm
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Snatch a chicken and snap its neck. Then use my teeth to tear though its ribcage for free organ meat.
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Knightwing64 on July 07, 2022, 02:15:43 pm
Build anti chicken defenses as I get my robots to fix my body through SCIENCE
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Ozarck on July 07, 2022, 10:59:18 pm
Eat Moar CHIKKEN!

Spoiler: ArgleBargle (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: King Zultan on July 08, 2022, 01:32:22 am
"What the fuck is up with all the hostile chickens, and damn it they damaged my moose!"
Use the first aid kit in the van to heal myself and my dead moose, the use the lab inside my van to make my dead moose alive and smart.
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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: SuperDino85 on July 10, 2022, 12:30:36 pm
Quote from: Devastator on July 07, 2022, 11:07:38 am
Buy one of them.  The whole farm.  Then have as much fire-charred beef as I can.

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(3) The owner only agrees to sell you a few cows.

Quote from: Egan_BW on July 07, 2022, 01:39:56 pm
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Snatch a chicken and snap its neck. Then use my teeth to tear though its ribcage for free organ meat.

Martha vs Chickens

(3 v 1) The chicken you grab trips over itself trying to evade your grasp as you grab it by one of its wings. You put it out of its misery and tear into it. Humans think these things are better cooked but eh. Chicken is chicken.

Quote from: Knightwing64 on July 07, 2022, 02:15:43 pm
Build anti chicken defenses as I get my robots to fix my body through SCIENCE

(2) unfortunately, the condition of your physical body does not improve.

Quote from: Ozarck on July 07, 2022, 10:59:18 pm
Eat Moar CHIKKEN!

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Arglebargle vs Chickens

(3+2 v 3) The 200 foot tall thing gradually picks away at the chicken armada, eating them one at a time. It’s a slow process for sure.

(Hidden) Due to all the chickens swarming around you, something very slowly starts to come together by your feet.

Quote from: King Zultan on July 08, 2022, 01:32:22 am
"What the fuck is up with all the hostile chickens, and damn it they damaged my moose!"
Use the first aid kit in the van to heal myself and my dead moose, the use the lab inside my van to make my dead moose alive and smart.
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You patch yourself and the moose up real quick and attempt to raise the moose!

(1) It goes very poorly. The moose starts to slowly melt.


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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Egan_BW on July 10, 2022, 12:44:07 pm
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Go find a villain to punch. And then punch them.
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Devastator on July 10, 2022, 01:50:52 pm
Rest atop my massive pile of loot.  Surely today was worth a reward!

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Post by: King Zultan on July 11, 2022, 01:27:51 am
"God damn it, why is it melting I must have missed something."
Act quickly and find what I did wrong to cause it to start melting then fix it, after I stop the melting get back to trying to bring it back to life.
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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Knightwing64 on July 11, 2022, 07:58:58 am
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Send some robots to kill the other villains while I try to fix my body through cybernetic enhancements.
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Ozarck on July 11, 2022, 12:35:49 pm
Time to speed up the chicken combat: eat TWO at a time instead of just one! Whatever's forming at my feet can wait, probably.

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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: SuperDino85 on July 15, 2022, 01:30:14 pm
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Go find a villain to punch. And then punch them.

Ok. Time to roll for your target. (4) You go find ArgleBargle. Unfortunately, you also find a massive cloud of killer chickens locked in deadly combat with the 200 foot tall berserking creature, so to get to him, you’ll need to get through the chickens.

Martha vs Chickens

(2 v 5) You start smacking away some chickens, but this gets their attention very quickly, and you find yourself being repeatedly pecked and clawed at by the unnaturally vicious birds…again.

Quote from: Devastator on July 10, 2022, 01:50:52 pm
Rest atop my massive pile of loot.  Surely today was worth a reward!

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Ahh classic dragon nap time. (2) Odd…the one who gave you the box last time doesn’t appear.

Quote from: King Zultan on July 11, 2022, 01:27:51 am
"God damn it, why is it melting I must have missed something."
Act quickly and find what I did wrong to cause it to start melting then fix it, after I stop the melting get back to trying to bring it back to life.
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(3) You manage to stop the melting, but the moose still lays there, not moving. Well at least you got more time to think.

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Send some robots to kill the other villains while I try to fix my body through cybernetic enhancements.

Way to stack up the mayhem. You send your robots out to attack (it’ll be interesting to see how they fare against the chickens)

(2) You attempt to get yourself wired up to robotic limbs and other attachments and such. None of which seem to be functional.

Quote from: Ozarck on July 11, 2022, 12:35:49 pm
Time to speed up the chicken combat: eat TWO at a time instead of just one! Whatever's forming at my feet can wait, probably.

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ArgleBargle vs Chickens
(3+1 v 2)You try to eat two chickens at a time, and while it is somewhat faster this way, their constant flapping and squirming makes it difficult and irritating.


Meanwhile Logan Von Newman’s robot army split into groups to attack everyone else.

Logan’s Robots vs Martha, ArgleBargle, and a LOT of chickens (because they’re all in the same area in a free for all)

(1 v 4+1) The robots find it considerably difficult to do anything to Martha, who smacks them around pretty bad without even noticing them.

(6 v 3+1) ArgleBargle is not so fortunate in fending off the robots, but all they are really able to do is attack his feet. (hidden) This however causes the unidentified thing that was already there to become more active and it pulls itself completely together into what looks like a swirling mass of tv static.

(6 v 5) But most strange is the brutal fight the robots get themselves in with the chickens. The robots outskill them, sure, but the sheer ferocity of the chickens almost balances out the advantage. Feathers and robot parts collectively go flying.

Logan’s robots vs Rachel

(4 v 5) Sheesh. Even while asleep, Rachel is capable of fending off opposition, though not without some bruises and scrapes.

Logan’s robots vs Dr. Unpleasant

(4 v 6) After the chicken incident, Dr. Unpleasant takes no chances, and manages to pull a win and deactivate the attackers with some of his lab stuff.


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(The tables might be turning next round…)
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Egan_BW on July 15, 2022, 03:32:34 pm
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Grab a chicken and smash it into a robot's brain, creating a chickenbrained killer robot, the best of both worlds. Also, parry a stomp for Meter.
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Devastator on July 15, 2022, 03:38:02 pm
"Maybe I need some territory.  With all these threats around.."

Start clearing out the neighborhood with my fire magic and claws.  Too many robots and chickens around.  Make sure the civilians who live here know the red dragon // red haired child did it.

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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: King Zultan on July 16, 2022, 01:19:14 am
"What he hell is going on here I get attacked by chickens then suddenly there's damn robots, what the fuck I'm trying to get shit done damn it!"
Take apart some of the dead robots and use the parts to make a cyborg moose, then try again to make it alive.
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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Ozarck on July 18, 2022, 09:55:41 pm
Throw Robots and Chickens into the TV static. Also, keep eating chickens. Also, slam the ground a few times really hard in rage.

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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Knightwing64 on July 19, 2022, 05:36:23 am
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They thought they were safe… until suddenly, MORE ROBOTS ARRIVED, EVEN MORE DEADLY THEN BEFORE, HAVING BEING UPGRADED IN ORDER TO KILL THOSE PESKY VILLAINS! MUHAHAHA!
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: SuperDino85 on July 20, 2022, 02:18:00 pm
Quote from: Egan_BW on July 15, 2022, 03:32:34 pm
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Grab a chicken and smash it into a robot's brain, creating a chickenbrained killer robot, the best of both worlds. Also, parry a stomp for Meter.

(5 v 5) Chicken? Check. Robot? Check. Chickenbrained robot? No such luck this time because the robot blocks the chicken with its arm. The force of the impact shatters the robot’s arm and splatters the chicken.

Quote from: Devastator on July 15, 2022, 03:38:02 pm
"Maybe I need some territory.  With all these threats around.."

Start clearing out the neighborhood with my fire magic and claws.  Too many robots and chickens around.  Make sure the civilians who live here know the red dragon // red haired child did it.

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(1) Apparently the recent attacks put the whole neighborhood on edge so they set up electric fences everywhere, and you trip over one. The resulting sensation is, to put it literally, shocking.

Quote from: King Zultan on July 16, 2022, 01:19:14 am
"What he hell is going on here I get attacked by chickens then suddenly there's damn robots, what the fuck I'm trying to get shit done damn it!"
Take apart some of the dead robots and use the parts to make a cyborg moose, then try again to make it alive.
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(5) At long last, you’ve finally done it. It took longer than expected but finally after a bit of wiring, rewiring, and bolt turning, you bring your moose to life in classic Frankenstein fashion! Say hello to…Frankenmoose

Quote from: Ozarck on July 18, 2022, 09:55:41 pm
Throw Robots and Chickens into the TV static. Also, keep eating chickens. Also, slam the ground a few times really hard in rage.

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You start tossing chickens and robots into the TV static. (hidden) The chickens come out of it mere seconds later, but they seem noticeably less ferocious than before, as now they’re just running around squawking angrily. (Hidden) The static has a completely different effect on the robots though. They come out extremely jittery with sparks and smoke pouring out of them, and they collapse due to their circuits now being fried from the interference generated by the static.

(5) You slam the ground hard enough to generate shockwaves with each slam, blowing everything away, including the static and Martha, giving you some breathing room.

Quote from: Knightwing64 on July 19, 2022, 05:36:23 am
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They thought they were safe… until suddenly, MORE ROBOTS ARRIVED, EVEN MORE DEADLY THEN BEFORE, HAVING BEING UPGRADED IN ORDER TO KILL THOSE PESKY VILLAINS! MUHAHAHA!

(6) You make upgraded versions of your robots. Very upgraded. Perhaps…too upgraded. Before they depart to rampage across the world they destroy everything else you have and disown you as their master, deciding that they don’t need you as they tie you to a flagpole so you’re forced to watch.


(Hidden) The elite robots hear of a dragon/person who is very rich, so they decide to attack Rachel and attempt to take all of their valuables. (Hidden) They have noticed the electric fences littering the area, and manage to work their way around them until they stop and chuckle in amusement at the sight of Rachel having tripped over one such fence and being electrocuted.


(Hidden) The TV static unleashes a huge radial blast of radio waves, which brings all the action in the area to a dead halt. The circuitry in the robots are fried beyond repair, and the chickens, Martha, and ArgleBargle stop fighting and slouch in place with half open, nonchalant eyes. The TV static then dissipates due to having induced so much boredom that nobody is paying attention to ArgleBargle anymore, and one by one the chickens also vanish until one remains, which slowly crawls back inside the can it came out of.


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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Devastator on July 20, 2022, 02:27:45 pm
Ending up on top at the same turn as rolling a 1?

;-p

Vengeance!  These cruel robots who mock my dignity and raid my lair must be destroyed!  Buuuuuurn!  BURN!  Visit destruction upon them with flame and claw.

Oh wait, they're dead.

Declare victory over my obviously-defeated enemies, eat some cow, and have another celebritory loot-nap.  Is the dream dragon here yet to reward me for my mighty victories?

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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Egan_BW on July 20, 2022, 03:04:19 pm
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Snap out of it and do a jojo pose.

"Kaiju! You may have canceled my 'chickenpocalypse', but you can't stop me from beating you up! Have at you!"

Go beat up Argleblargle.
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Post by: Knightwing64 on July 20, 2022, 03:17:04 pm
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Use the data from the rogue robots to upgrade myself to a elite SUPER STRONK cyborg

Also… sell my company for money to upgrade my robots parts, (bonus?)
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: King Zultan on July 21, 2022, 12:41:09 am
"Huzza it lives! And now I can get off this shitty road before something else attacks me."
Gather any left over robot parts and shove them into the van, then get Frankenmoose into the van and try to give it human level intelligence.
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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Ozarck on July 26, 2022, 01:01:35 am
Notice Martha, barely. Swipe her away as she charges in, then stomp off to smash a Target or a Walmart or a Starbucks.

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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: SuperDino85 on July 27, 2022, 01:33:03 pm
Quote from: Devastator on July 20, 2022, 02:27:45 pm
Ending up on top at the same turn as rolling a 1?

;-p

Vengeance!  These cruel robots who mock my dignity and raid my lair must be destroyed!  Buuuuuurn!  BURN!  Visit destruction upon them with flame and claw.

Oh wait, they're dead.

Declare victory over my obviously-defeated enemies, eat some cow, and have another celebritory loot-nap.  Is the dream dragon here yet to reward me for my mighty victories?

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I suppose I wasn’t clear, the robots that were destroyed last turn were a different set of inferior robots

(4+1 v 4) Doesn’t really matter though, cause after you recover from the electrical shock you gradually wear down the robots in a long fight that results in you tearing them up anyway

(Hidden) The dream dragon arrives in your sleep and tosses you an object that lands with such a loud and metallic thud that it startles you awake, and you see the object sitting next to you on top of the loot pile. It looks like a bracelet made of obsidian, and as you look at it you can feel something pulling at you towards it.

Quote from: Egan_BW on July 20, 2022, 03:04:19 pm
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Snap out of it and do a jojo pose.

"Kaiju! You may have canceled my 'chickenpocalypse', but you can't stop me from beating you up! Have at you!"

Go beat up Argleblargle.
Quote from: Ozarck on July 26, 2022, 01:01:35 am
Notice Martha, barely. Swipe her away as she charges in, then stomp off to smash a Target or a Walmart or a Starbucks.

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Martha vs ArgleBargle

(6 v 3) Martha catches ArgleBargle’s arm mid-nonchalant-swing and smashes her own fist into it with such force that it spins the 200 foot tall creature around arms flailing, which then leads to Martha getting smacked over the head and sent rolling away a couple feet by ArgleBargle’s other arm.

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Use the data from the rogue robots to upgrade myself to a elite SUPER STRONK cyborg

Also… sell my company for money to upgrade my robots parts, (bonus?)

(4) After a bit of programming and a little rewiring, your cybernetic enhancements become functional and rather efficient, giving you better physical capabilities than the average human. You manage to sell your company on eBay for a reasonable amount.

Quote from: King Zultan on July 21, 2022, 12:41:09 am
"Huzza it lives! And now I can get off this shitty road before something else attacks me."
Gather any left over robot parts and shove them into the van, then get Frankenmoose into the van and try to give it human level intelligence.
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(3) You give Frankenmoose the ability to think and speak and run some tests to see how smart it is. It turns out to be a little dumb but not enough to cause a significant problem.


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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Devastator on July 27, 2022, 06:20:28 pm
Put it on!  Put it on!

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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: King Zultan on July 28, 2022, 01:19:57 am
"Mission accomplished time to get the hell out of here."
Make sure Frankenmoose is in the van, then turn around and drive back to the town and look for an abandoned warehouse.
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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Ozarck on August 01, 2022, 08:00:35 pm
What? a legitimate opponent and not merely an undersized madwoman? ArgleBargle is furious that his quest to stomp a superstore was interrupted. Jump up and down, stomp the ground, and begin throwing all the things at Martha.

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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Egan_BW on August 01, 2022, 08:35:07 pm
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Hit the parry button a bunch of times.
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Knightwing64 on August 05, 2022, 08:05:41 pm
Somehow get my robot army through manipulation of the space time continuum
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: SuperDino85 on August 07, 2022, 03:12:38 pm
Quote from: Devastator on July 27, 2022, 06:20:28 pm
Put it on!  Put it on!

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You put on the bracelet, and your skin turns into obsidian, becoming rough and jagged in the process, with lava slowly dripping off of your claws.

Quote from: King Zultan on July 28, 2022, 01:19:57 am
"Mission accomplished time to get the hell out of here."
Make sure Frankenmoose is in the van, then turn around and drive back to the town and look for an abandoned warehouse.
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(4) You locate an abandoned warehouse on the outskirts of town. It’s been abandoned for a long time though, and it looks like it’s falling apart a little.

Quote from: Ozarck on August 01, 2022, 08:00:35 pm
What? a legitimate opponent and not merely an undersized madwoman? ArgleBargle is furious that his quest to stomp a superstore was interrupted. Jump up and down, stomp the ground, and begin throwing all the things at Martha.

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Quote from: Egan_BW on August 01, 2022, 08:35:07 pm
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Hit the parry button a bunch of times.

Arglebargle vs Martha

(6+2 v 3+2) Gonna be honest, I was never sure how Martha would be able to parry shockwaves from ArgleBargle’s furious stomping, or the buildings being thrown at her with surprising accuracy and velocity. Martha survives the onslaught, but now is really banged up and has sizable dents in nearly every area except the more critical ones thanks to her attempts at parrying.

Quote from: Knightwing64 on August 05, 2022, 08:05:41 pm
Somehow get my robot army through manipulation of the space time continuum

(3) You’re able to reach into the past just long enough to pull forward a mere handful of your first generation of robots before they were destroyed. They’re still under the impression that they’re fighting a flock of killer chickens and continue flailing for a bit.


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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Devastator on August 07, 2022, 11:02:34 pm
"Amazing!"

"... Time to find a better place to live."

Fly!  Go find some large and important building and see if the owner will accept my "protection".  No, I'm not going to fight the giant monster until there's someone willing to pay me for it.

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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: King Zultan on August 08, 2022, 01:15:24 am
"This will work."
Get the van inside, then start fortifying the building with whatever garbage I can find.
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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Knightwing64 on August 09, 2022, 12:27:44 pm
Make more of a robot army and send some of them to sabotage other villains to increase my status among villains.
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Ozarck on August 09, 2022, 10:34:27 pm
Satisfied with the wanton destruction in the immediate area, ArgleBargle stomps off to start a forest fire somewhere. I'm near a forest of some kind, right?

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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: SuperDino85 on August 31, 2022, 07:40:51 pm
Quote from: Devastator on August 07, 2022, 11:02:34 pm
"Amazing!"

"... Time to find a better place to live."

Fly!  Go find some large and important building and see if the owner will accept my "protection".  No, I'm not going to fight the giant monster until there's someone willing to pay me for it.

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(3) The owner in question offers you a position as a security guard, and designates your post as the outside of the building.

Quote from: King Zultan on August 08, 2022, 01:15:24 am
"This will work."
Get the van inside, then start fortifying the building with whatever garbage I can find.
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(5) You patch up the holes to the best of your ability with the loose scrap metal lying around.

Quote from: Knightwing64 on August 09, 2022, 12:27:44 pm
Make more of a robot army and send some of them to sabotage other villains to increase my status among villains.

(3) You increase your robot count by a small amount, and you send them casually walking towards the other villains.

Quote from: Ozarck on August 09, 2022, 10:34:27 pm
Satisfied with the wanton destruction in the immediate area, ArgleBargle stomps off to start a forest fire somewhere. I'm near a forest of some kind, right?

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(3) You stomp towards the closest forest you can find and rub a few trees together. They ignite after a long time, but as you drop them the fire goes out.


The robots
(Hidden) None of them seem to be enthusiastic about attacking anyone, so they all stop at an automotive store and throw a wild party, chugging entire jugs of oil.


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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Devastator on August 31, 2022, 10:56:19 pm
-edited-, I've got money now.

Go buy some dragon flags or banners or something to mark the new business as my territory.

I doubt anyone will give me trouble, but fly the perimeter too, looking for threats.

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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: King Zultan on September 01, 2022, 01:46:28 am
Now that the building is somewhat repaired search the stuff inside and see if anything useful was left behind.
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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Ozarck on September 01, 2022, 06:38:49 am
Stomp off to a local fast food joint and knock over their oversized mascot. Pick up any reporters that come to view the spectacle and scream inchoherently at them about trees. Then place the reporters back down near their reporter crew, or better yet, near someone else' reporter crew.

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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: SuperDino85 on September 29, 2022, 12:31:00 pm
Quote from: Devastator on August 31, 2022, 10:56:19 pm
-edited-, I've got money now.

Go buy some dragon flags or banners or something to mark the new business as my territory.

I doubt anyone will give me trouble, but fly the perimeter too, looking for threats.

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(4) You buy banners and flags and set them up in ways to ensure everyone sees them. Your boss doesn’t seem to mind.

Quote from: King Zultan on September 01, 2022, 01:46:28 am
Now that the building is somewhat repaired search the stuff inside and see if anything useful was left behind.
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(5) The place is pretty well stocked and organized for being abandoned, having an abundance of items from several categories. Some are useful, like the wide assortment of tools, weapons, and building materials you spot first, and some are not so useful, such as the toys and holiday decorations a bit further in from the entrance.

Quote from: Ozarck on September 01, 2022, 06:38:49 am
Stomp off to a local fast food joint and knock over their oversized mascot. Pick up any reporters that come to view the spectacle and scream inchoherently at them about trees. Then place the reporters back down near their reporter crew, or better yet, near someone else' reporter crew.

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(6) You decide to put more than one meaning to the word “oversized” for this action and tip over a large statue of “Big Boy.” All the reporters that you scream at go deaf AND lose their hair, and the confusion you cause by moving everyone around starts a panic induced free for all.


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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: King Zultan on September 30, 2022, 01:52:48 am
"Excellent!"
Search the weapons and see what all kinds are available to me, then use my map to figure out where the nearest slaughter house is.
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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Devastator on September 30, 2022, 02:04:04 am
"I'm super rich now.  There's all sorts of stuff I should have."

"Fire beef is good, but there's got to be better ways to do it.  And I should be wearing something better than these orphan clothes."

"But which first.."

Visit some of the city's best restaurants, finding several that make great meat dishes.  Offer a dragon banner and protection for a regular supply of excellent, chef-cooked meals.

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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Knightwing64 on September 30, 2022, 08:17:33 am
WIP
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Post by: Ozarck on October 02, 2022, 07:07:10 am
Encourage the panic to become full blown riots and mass evactuations by throwing trees at buildings, stomping around the streets, and generally causing traffic chaos.

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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: SuperDino85 on October 22, 2022, 07:48:52 pm
((Sorry about the delay. Work’s been kinda wearing me out lately. Should get better soon though.))

Quote from: King Zultan on September 30, 2022, 01:52:48 am
"Excellent!"
Search the weapons and see what all kinds are available to me, then use my map to figure out where the nearest slaughter house is.
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It would be easier to list what kind of weapons the place DOESN’T have, as you find out it has several different types of pistols, shotguns, assault rifles, swords, spears, axes, rocket launchers, nuclear warheads, and at least fifteen to twenty tanks if you count those as weapons.

Quote from: Devastator on September 30, 2022, 02:04:04 am
"I'm super rich now.  There's all sorts of stuff I should have."

"Fire beef is good, but there's got to be better ways to do it.  And I should be wearing something better than these orphan clothes."

"But which first.."

Visit some of the city's best restaurants, finding several that make great meat dishes.  Offer a dragon banner and protection for a regular supply of excellent, chef-cooked meals.

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(5) Meat, huh? What better restaurant to get meat from than a steakhouse? Of which, you find about 4 and raise your banners after striking identical deals with the owners.

Quote from: Ozarck on October 02, 2022, 07:07:10 am
Encourage the panic to become full blown riots and mass evactuations by throwing trees at buildings, stomping around the streets, and generally causing traffic chaos.

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(6) You uproot and throw trees, you stomp around, and generally throw a tantrum so hard it completely levels the area within several hundreds of yards and gives no time for the riots and mass evacuations to start as by that time, the situation has already escalated into a full blown genocide.


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Post by: Devastator on October 22, 2022, 08:16:43 pm
I've got skin in the game now, so I should probably deal with stompy-boy there.

Take to the air and let the giant monster eat firebreath

Remind me to ask Dream Dragon to make me big next.  Or maybe I should just try to eat my way there?  I don't know.

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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: King Zultan on October 23, 2022, 02:10:42 am
"Oh god it's beautiful, so many possibilities!"
Grab an assault rifle and ammo then get into one of the tanks and drive it to the nearest slaughter house.
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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Ozarck on November 03, 2022, 09:28:17 am
Well, this seems promising. Cotinue knocking about in the populated areas. Hopefully this will generate some Eldritch effects  as well as mayhem and bloodshed. Let's see If Argle Bargle can create both a mass panick, and a great and utter indifference to what is going on, at the same time.

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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: SuperDino85 on December 03, 2022, 05:16:38 pm
Quote from: Devastator on October 22, 2022, 08:16:43 pm
I've got skin in the game now, so I should probably deal with stompy-boy there.

Take to the air and let the giant monster eat firebreath

Remind me to ask Dream Dragon to make me big next.  Or maybe I should just try to eat my way there?  I don't know.

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Quote from: Ozarck on November 03, 2022, 09:28:17 am
Well, this seems promising. Cotinue knocking about in the populated areas. Hopefully this will generate some Eldritch effects  as well as mayhem and bloodshed. Let's see If Argle Bargle can create both a mass panick, and a great and utter indifference to what is going on, at the same time.

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Rachel’s attack on ArgleBargle

(6 v 3) Argle’s rampage is brought to a dead halt by a sudden blast of fire that smells like grilled steak, knocking him over and causing the ground to shake and rattle the debris into smaller pieces.

Quote from: King Zultan on October 23, 2022, 02:10:42 am
"Oh god it's beautiful, so many possibilities!"
Grab an assault rifle and ammo then get into one of the tanks and drive it to the nearest slaughter house.
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(5) Assault Rifle? Check. Ammo? Check. Tank? Check. Slaughterhouse? Double check. Everything is going smoothly this time.


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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Horizon on December 03, 2022, 06:46:42 pm
Search for a place to hide out, and keep a low profile.

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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Knightwing64 on December 03, 2022, 08:00:14 pm
Use robot infiltrator to kill and replace the president to secretly take control of the country.

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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: King Zultan on December 04, 2022, 02:57:34 am
Use my Assault rifle and tank to attack the slaughterhouse so I can steel all the meat.
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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Ozarck on December 08, 2022, 08:23:16 am
Whatever that was, it made ArgleBargle very angry. Throw a massive tantrum, throwing anything and everything at everything and anything, especially if it moves.

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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Devastator on December 08, 2022, 11:51:30 am
Let the giant monster thrash about, continuing to attack at range.

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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: SuperDino85 on December 11, 2022, 03:22:46 pm
Quote from: Horizon on December 03, 2022, 06:46:42 pm
Search for a place to hide out, and keep a low profile.

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(4) You find an abandoned and somewhat derelict shed out in the woods and decide to hide there.

Quote from: Knightwing64 on December 03, 2022, 08:00:14 pm
Use robot infiltrator to kill and replace the president to secretly take control of the country.

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(4) Suspicions rise slightly once the bot has effectively replaced the president. There seems to now be a rumor that the president has been walking and talking slightly different, but no one can be sure.

Quote from: King Zultan on December 04, 2022, 02:57:34 am
Use my Assault rifle and tank to attack the slaughterhouse so I can steel all the meat.
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(1) Unfortunately, and suddenly, the tank breaks down. And you also realize that you forgot to load the assault rifle.

Quote from: Ozarck on December 08, 2022, 08:23:16 am
Whatever that was, it made ArgleBargle very angry. Throw a massive tantrum, throwing anything and everything at everything and anything, especially if it moves.

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Quote from: Devastator on December 08, 2022, 11:51:30 am
Let the giant monster thrash about, continuing to attack at range.

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Rampaging Argle vs Rachel

(4+1(berserking) v 2+1(fire proficiency)) ArgleBargle begins randomly throwing any piece of debris he can lift, in every perceivable direction. Rachel tries to launch more fire blasts at Argle as accurately as she can, but Argle’s erratic movements and Rachel occasionally getting hit by a chunk of whatever is making it hard for her to get any good shots in.

(Hidden) Amidst the very noisy chaos, both Argle and Rachel think they hear a clock ticking…



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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: King Zultan on December 12, 2022, 04:27:56 am
"Damn it I forgot to load my rifle."
Reload the assault rifle, then see if the tank can be fixed with what I have on hand.
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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Devastator on December 13, 2022, 05:42:12 am
"Find some other city!  This one is mine!"

"Dream Dragon, grant me the power I deserve!  Make me grow!"

Appeal to the dream dragon while I prepare to earn my city.

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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Ozarck on December 13, 2022, 06:45:25 am
Grab a couple trees or telephone poles or something and begin hitting things in time to the clock ticking. I'm not even sure if ArgleBargle could hear or care about what Rachel said, but if she has done enough damage to get Argle's attention, he'll pursue her singlemindedly for a while.

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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Horizon on December 15, 2022, 08:22:05 pm
Proceed to gather wood for a fire, and scout the surrounding woods.

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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Knightwing64 on December 15, 2022, 08:41:17 pm
Use my robots presidential influence to get a bunch of money to upgrade myself cybernetically.

Make self replicating combat robot drones and build up my robot army.
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: SuperDino85 on January 01, 2023, 07:26:31 pm
Quote from: King Zultan on December 12, 2022, 04:27:56 am
"Damn it I forgot to load my rifle."
Reload the assault rifle, then see if the tank can be fixed with what I have on hand.
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(1) To your surprise, while trying to diagnose the tank, it literally falls to pieces.

Quote from: Devastator on December 13, 2022, 05:42:12 am
"Find some other city!  This one is mine!"

"Dream Dragon, grant me the power I deserve!  Make me grow!"

Appeal to the dream dragon while I prepare to earn my city.

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Quote from: Ozarck on December 13, 2022, 06:45:25 am
Grab a couple trees or telephone poles or something and begin hitting things in time to the clock ticking. I'm not even sure if ArgleBargle could hear or care about what Rachel said, but if she has done enough damage to get Argle's attention, he'll pursue her singlemindedly for a while.

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(Rachel Mallory)
(1) The dream dragon does not reply.

(ArgleBargle)
(1) (I wish I was making these rolls up myself)
Argle’s constant flailing about continues even while trying to pick trees or telephone poles up, which makes him throw them in random directions almost immediately. (3v3) One such telephone pole happens to glance off the side of a currently inattentive Rachel, who at the moment was requesting something of her personal deity or something, but has snapped back to the situation at hand after having been scraped by the pole.

(Hidden) Both of you notice that the ticking is deliberately slowing down, as if making fun of the situation.

Quote from: Horizon on December 15, 2022, 08:22:05 pm
Proceed to gather wood for a fire, and scout the surrounding woods.

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(3) The wood you gather should last the night. The immediate surrounding woods hide nothing noteworthy.

Quote from: Knightwing64 on December 15, 2022, 08:41:17 pm
Use my robots presidential influence to get a bunch of money to upgrade myself cybernetically.

Make self replicating combat robot drones and build up my robot army.

(4) Your robot’s presidential influence does manage to secure enough money for you to fund your cybernetic enhancement and produce your flying, self-duplicating battle machines.


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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Horizon on January 01, 2023, 08:18:05 pm
During the night, perform a summoning ritual. Use the charred wood to draw a summoning circle and draw my own blood to act as a catalyst for the ritual. Hopefully summoning a small gaggle of lesser demons.

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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Devastator on January 02, 2023, 12:18:22 am
"I shall prove myself, then!"

Cut it up!  It might be much bigger than me, but if it starts losing chunks it'll go away like anything else.

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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: King Zultan on January 02, 2023, 03:05:41 am
"Shit."
Try to put the tank back together.
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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: SuperDino85 on February 08, 2023, 02:58:42 pm
Quote from: Horizon on January 01, 2023, 08:18:05 pm
During the night, perform a summoning ritual. Use the charred wood to draw a summoning circle and draw my own blood to act as a catalyst for the ritual. Hopefully summoning a small gaggle of lesser demons.

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(3) Your blood fizzles and sparks for a moment before going up in smoke as three imps emerge from the circle.

Quote from: Devastator on January 02, 2023, 12:18:22 am
"I shall prove myself, then!"

Cut it up!  It might be much bigger than me, but if it starts losing chunks it'll go away like anything else.

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Rachel vs Argle again

(2+1v6) You charge right in towards the titan…thing, claws out, and get smacked right upside the head by one of his flailing arms, sending you flying half-conscious through what remains of several buildings in the area before landing with an ear-grating skid across pavement.

Likewise, Argle also reels backward, shouting this time from a newfound pain in his arm.

(Hidden) With the chaos having been temporarily interrupted, the ticking sound speeds back up to normal.

Quote from: King Zultan on January 02, 2023, 03:05:41 am
"Shit."
Try to put the tank back together.
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(3) You manage to put the tank back together good enough to be functional again, but it’s liable to fall apart again if knocked around too much as half of its construction, to your shock, consisted of legos.


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Post by: King Zultan on February 09, 2023, 02:51:25 am
"What kind of cheap ass tank is this?"
Start driving towards the slaughterhouse like I've been trying to.
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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Knightwing64 on February 11, 2023, 06:03:33 am
Send some battle machines to kill my villain competitors, there can only be one
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Devastator on February 12, 2023, 08:45:51 pm
This isn't working, and the dragon isn't helping.  Maybe I should do something human?

Make a weapon, from the various telephone poles, electric wires and junk.  Perhaps I can rip off a capacitor-full transformer for use as an explosive device.
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Horizon on February 12, 2023, 09:53:15 pm
Have the imps join me to hunt small animals for more sacrifices,  use their blood to summon more demons.
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: SuperDino85 on February 26, 2023, 02:29:22 pm
Quote from: King Zultan on February 09, 2023, 02:51:25 am
"What kind of cheap ass tank is this?"
Start driving towards the slaughterhouse like I've been trying to.
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(6) Not only do you drive towards the slaughter house, you surprisingly drive THROUGH it, getting meat all over your tank and leaving a gaping hole in it.

On the other side, you see a squad of robots approaching from the distance.

Quote from: Knightwing64 on February 11, 2023, 06:03:33 am
Send some battle machines to kill my villain competitors, there can only be one

(3) You order your robots to hunt down the other villains, and they take their sweet time doing so.

Quote from: Devastator on February 12, 2023, 08:45:51 pm
This isn't working, and the dragon isn't helping.  Maybe I should do something human?

Make a weapon, from the various telephone poles, electric wires and junk.  Perhaps I can rip off a capacitor-full transformer for use as an explosive device.

(4) You forge some sort of comically oversized electrified spear. However, Argle has wandered off while you were making it, and is nowhere in sight. You do, however, see a small squad of robots off in the distance heading in your direction.

Quote from: Horizon on February 12, 2023, 09:53:15 pm
Have the imps join me to hunt small animals for more sacrifices,  use their blood to summon more demons.

(1) Sadly, neither you nor the imps find any animals.


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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Devastator on February 27, 2023, 04:26:45 am
Rawr!

I'm too angry to not wreck these robots!  Make with the wrecking!

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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Horizon on February 27, 2023, 11:11:41 am
Sunmon demon army
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: King Zultan on February 28, 2023, 04:31:23 am
Drive back into the slaughter house and gather a bunch of meat and start building an army of Frankenstein monsters to fight the robots, if that fails just blow the robots up with the tank.
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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Knightwing64 on February 28, 2023, 05:05:32 am
Send more battle machines, kill all my enemies
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Horizon on March 11, 2023, 12:19:51 pm
Begin to send a few imps out to deliver a message to other villains with an offer to form an alliance for mutual cooperation. I offer the power of the abyss to any who would seek to combine powers.
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: SuperDino85 on March 18, 2023, 07:43:51 pm
Quote from: Devastator on February 27, 2023, 04:26:45 am
Rawr!

I'm too angry to not wreck these robots!  Make with the wrecking!

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Rachel vs robots

(4+1 v 4) Your obsidian claws prove to be ineffective at scratching the metallic opponents, on top of being brittle, so they break off. Not to mention, the robots manage to fracture your scales with their fists. However, where the obsidian fractures, lava bursts out and slowly melts the robots.

Quote from: King Zultan on February 28, 2023, 04:31:23 am
Drive back into the slaughter house and gather a bunch of meat and start building an army of Frankenstein monsters to fight the robots, if that fails just blow the robots up with the tank.
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(2) In your attempt to make meaty Frankensteins, the components you used tear their way out of the meat and shamble about as skeletal messes of internal robot parts and wiring, with small bits of meat still attached to them, and loose wire ends hanging in the air throwing sparks about.

Franken…somethings vs robots

(6-2 v 2) Despite the Frankenmeats being very flawed, their part-artificial-part-meat bodies are messy and chaotic enough to confuse the enemy robots, who start repeating phrases like “does not compute” as the frankenmeats slowly limp towards them like zombies. Of course, Frankenmoose is the only one in the group doing any actual fighting, but being a moose along with the distraction provided by his allies make it pretty easy.

Quote from: Knightwing64 on February 28, 2023, 05:05:32 am
Send more battle machines, kill all my enemies

(2) The next wave of robots don’t move out, instead displaying messages received from the previous wave before their demise. They’re mostly unintelligible strings of error messages.

Quote from: Horizon on February 27, 2023, 11:11:41 am
Sunmon demon army
Quote from: Horizon on March 11, 2023, 12:19:51 pm
Begin to send a few imps out to deliver a message to other villains with an offer to form an alliance for mutual cooperation. I offer the power of the abyss to any who would seek to combine powers.

(1) You try to open a breach between realms again, but it turns out to be far too small for demons to get through. Worse, the imps you sent to deliver the invitations get horribly lost. Seems they’re new to this world.


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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Magmacube_tr on March 18, 2023, 07:50:34 pm
((Is late joining allowed?))
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Knightwing64 on March 18, 2023, 09:30:28 pm
Quote from: Magmacube_tr on March 18, 2023, 07:50:34 pm
((Is late joining allowed?))

Pretty sure, wouldn’t see why not.
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Devastator on March 19, 2023, 02:32:43 am
"Huff.  huff.  huff."

Grab a robot arm.  Land.  Turn back human.  Shuffle, exhaustedly, to my treasure pile, where I will rest.  Today, and from now on, this city is mine.

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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: King Zultan on March 19, 2023, 03:11:22 am
"Well that went better than I could have hoped, now to make an army of these abominations!"
Use more robot parts and meat to make even more Frankenmeats.
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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Magmacube_tr on March 19, 2023, 03:58:45 am
((Welp, now in then!!)

Eat through the ground to increase mass.

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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Devastator on March 19, 2023, 05:11:09 am
(The Nameless One)

/me twitches in Planescape.
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Horizon on March 19, 2023, 11:01:55 am
*Facepalm* Azal pens his own letter on a peice of parchment signed with a signet of his order "Dear Dr. Unpleasant,  should you seek a steady line of body parts I would offer a mutual alliance,  I provide bodies for your experiments and you the supplies I need to summon the might of the Abyss. And with our powers combined, the world shall tremble before us!"

Open a hellgate in the woods, making it a sort of meet and greet to the mortal realms for imps. With a sign, food and obviously punch. We must greet our guests if they are to become familiar with the world.

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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Knightwing64 on March 19, 2023, 11:30:05 am
Improve the coding on my robots to make them better at fighting/killing my rivals
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: King Zultan on March 20, 2023, 04:23:25 am
Quote from: Horizon on March 19, 2023, 11:01:55 am
*Facepalm* Azal pens his own letter on a peice of parchment signed with a signet of his order "Dear Dr. Unpleasant,  should you seek a steady line of body parts I would offer a mutual alliance,  I provide bodies for your experiments and you the supplies I need to summon the might of the Abyss. And with our powers combined, the world shall tremble before us!"
Dr. Unpleasant responds to the letter with one of his own. I quite like the sound of teaming up but what kind of supplies do you want in exchange?
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Horizon on March 21, 2023, 12:25:11 pm
Quote from: King Zultan on March 20, 2023, 04:23:25 am
Quote from: Horizon on March 19, 2023, 11:01:55 am
*Facepalm* Azal pens his own letter on a peice of parchment signed with a signet of his order "Dear Dr. Unpleasant,  should you seek a steady line of body parts I would offer a mutual alliance,  I provide bodies for your experiments and you the supplies I need to summon the might of the Abyss. And with our powers combined, the world shall tremble before us!"
Dr. Unpleasant responds to the letter with one of his own. I quite like the sound of teaming up but what kind of supplies do you want in exchange?
Chaff, whatever things you need not to animate as a corpse to fuel the summoning of demons, I require nothing more and nothing less. I only require refuge, nothing more.
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: King Zultan on March 22, 2023, 03:11:45 am
Quote from: Horizon on March 21, 2023, 12:25:11 pm
Quote from: King Zultan on March 20, 2023, 04:23:25 am
Quote from: Horizon on March 19, 2023, 11:01:55 am
*Facepalm* Azal pens his own letter on a peice of parchment signed with a signet of his order "Dear Dr. Unpleasant,  should you seek a steady line of body parts I would offer a mutual alliance,  I provide bodies for your experiments and you the supplies I need to summon the might of the Abyss. And with our powers combined, the world shall tremble before us!"
Dr. Unpleasant responds to the letter with one of his own. I quite like the sound of teaming up but what kind of supplies do you want in exchange?
Chaff, whatever things you need not to animate as a corpse to fuel the summoning of demons, I require nothing more and nothing less. I only require refuge, nothing more.
Sounds like a deal to me, also if you need a place to stay while you summon your demons I have a warehouse you could stay in.
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Horizon on March 23, 2023, 05:36:03 pm
Quote from: King Zultan on March 22, 2023, 03:11:45 am
Quote from: Horizon on March 21, 2023, 12:25:11 pm
Quote from: King Zultan on March 20, 2023, 04:23:25 am
Quote from: Horizon on March 19, 2023, 11:01:55 am
*Facepalm* Azal pens his own letter on a peice of parchment signed with a signet of his order "Dear Dr. Unpleasant,  should you seek a steady line of body parts I would offer a mutual alliance,  I provide bodies for your experiments and you the supplies I need to summon the might of the Abyss. And with our powers combined, the world shall tremble before us!"
Dr. Unpleasant responds to the letter with one of his own. I quite like the sound of teaming up but what kind of supplies do you want in exchange?
Chaff, whatever things you need not to animate as a corpse to fuel the summoning of demons, I require nothing more and nothing less. I only require refuge, nothing more.
Sounds like a deal to me, also if you need a place to stay while you summon your demons I have a warehouse you could stay in.
That sounds most acceptable, may our powers combined see our enemies dead before us to serve as fuel for the fires of war or the walking dead of your armies.
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Magmacube_tr on March 23, 2023, 06:43:42 pm
Quote from: Devastator on March 19, 2023, 05:11:09 am
(The Nameless One)

/me twitches in Planescape.

eheuheuhihuei

shapeless apparition time
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: King Zultan on March 24, 2023, 03:56:22 am
Quote from: Horizon on March 23, 2023, 05:36:03 pm
Quote from: King Zultan on March 22, 2023, 03:11:45 am
Quote from: Horizon on March 21, 2023, 12:25:11 pm
Quote from: King Zultan on March 20, 2023, 04:23:25 am
Quote from: Horizon on March 19, 2023, 11:01:55 am
*Facepalm* Azal pens his own letter on a peice of parchment signed with a signet of his order "Dear Dr. Unpleasant,  should you seek a steady line of body parts I would offer a mutual alliance,  I provide bodies for your experiments and you the supplies I need to summon the might of the Abyss. And with our powers combined, the world shall tremble before us!"
Dr. Unpleasant responds to the letter with one of his own. I quite like the sound of teaming up but what kind of supplies do you want in exchange?
Chaff, whatever things you need not to animate as a corpse to fuel the summoning of demons, I require nothing more and nothing less. I only require refuge, nothing more.
Sounds like a deal to me, also if you need a place to stay while you summon your demons I have a warehouse you could stay in.
That sounds most acceptable, may our powers combined see our enemies dead before us to serve as fuel for the fires of war or the walking dead of your armies.
The world will tremble at the power of our friendship!
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on March 27, 2023, 03:10:54 pm
((If allowed, if not, ignore))
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I hope I do better in this world
With memories of collapse and various battles fresh in my mind, I try to find/build armor for myself, wondering if this world is also in chaos, I can't help whoever brought me here if I'm dead
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: SuperDino85 on April 15, 2023, 05:04:23 pm
Quote from: Devastator on March 19, 2023, 02:32:43 am
"Huff.  huff.  huff."

Grab a robot arm.  Land.  Turn back human.  Shuffle, exhaustedly, to my treasure pile, where I will rest.  Today, and from now on, this city is mine.

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(5) You take a nap on top of your treasure. It was a nice nap.

Quote from: King Zultan on March 19, 2023, 03:11:22 am
"Well that went better than I could have hoped, now to make an army of these abominations!"
Use more robot parts and meat to make even more Frankenmeats.
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(6) Learning from your prototypes, you make a new batch of Frankenmeats, which turn out to be superior even to Frankenmoose, which is saying quite a bit considering he’s a moose. And they almost look just like humans…except without any skin.

Quote from: Magmacube_tr on March 19, 2023, 03:58:45 am
((Welp, now in then!!)

Eat through the ground to increase mass.

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(4) You jump into the air and make whatever motion could be considered diving for a blob into the ground and start eating away.

Quote from: Horizon on March 19, 2023, 11:01:55 am
*Facepalm* Azal pens his own letter on a peice of parchment signed with a signet of his order "Dear Dr. Unpleasant,  should you seek a steady line of body parts I would offer a mutual alliance,  I provide bodies for your experiments and you the supplies I need to summon the might of the Abyss. And with our powers combined, the world shall tremble before us!"

Open a hellgate in the woods, making it a sort of meet and greet to the mortal realms for imps. With a sign, food and obviously punch. We must greet our guests if they are to become familiar with the world.

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(4) You open the gate, and the demonic guests start flowing in. They grab food and drink and look around in fascination. It’s like you’re hosting a party.

Quote from: Knightwing64 on March 19, 2023, 11:30:05 am
Improve the coding on my robots to make them better at fighting/killing my rivals

(2) You accidentally delete a significant amount of code from your robots. Hope you saved beforehand.

Quote from: Naturegirl1999 on March 27, 2023, 03:10:54 pm
((If allowed, if not, ignore))
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I hope I do better in this world
With memories of collapse and various battles fresh in my mind, I try to find/build armor for myself, wondering if this world is also in chaos, I can't help whoever brought me here if I'm dead


(3) The most you find just lying around is a bullet proof vest. It only protects your torso but it’s way better than nothing.


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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Horizon on April 15, 2023, 06:00:30 pm
Huzzah, provide the demons with information about the world. Then send them on their way to go cause havoc. Have them send dead bodies to Dr. Unpleasant.

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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Devastator on April 15, 2023, 06:03:49 pm
Ask the Dream Dragon to make me a cyber-dragon, offering the Robot Arm and Electric Spear

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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: King Zultan on April 16, 2023, 12:47:10 am
"Very nice, since this is going so well I'll just keep doing it until I run out of supplies."
Keep making Frankenmeats until I run out of robot parts and meat.
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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: SuperDino85 on May 16, 2023, 11:42:38 am
Quote from: Horizon on April 15, 2023, 06:00:30 pm
Huzzah, provide the demons with information about the world. Then send them on their way to go cause havoc. Have them send dead bodies to Dr. Unpleasant.

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(4) Huzzah! You have successfully established a corpse supply line to Dr. Unpleasant, and all the demons present spread out to various parts of the world and cause great trouble everywhere, from fiery graffiti to making piles of spaghetti come to life and attack people.

Quote from: Devastator on April 15, 2023, 06:03:49 pm
Ask the Dream Dragon to make me a cyber-dragon, offering the Robot Arm and Electric Spear

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(3) The dream dragon fuses the robot arm with one of your arms and configures the weapon into some kind of attachment that extends and retracts on command and can be turned in just about any direction.

Quote from: King Zultan on April 16, 2023, 12:47:10 am
"Very nice, since this is going so well I'll just keep doing it until I run out of supplies."
Keep making Frankenmeats until I run out of robot parts and meat.
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(2) You only get a couple more frankenmeats out before you run out of supplies.


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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: TricMagic on May 16, 2023, 12:41:10 pm
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Summon a lesser old spawn to make this cave a proper space-warped lair. They called me mad, well who's mad now?.
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Devastator on May 16, 2023, 05:45:45 pm
"Fuckin' A.  This is great stuff."

Lets go make this position official.  Go meet with the city mayor, by force if necessary, and demand they create an official position for me.

(Don't want to stop at just one city, so I'd rather leave the mayor in place.)

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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: King Zultan on May 17, 2023, 02:26:54 am
Gather my Frankenmeats and have them follow me to the nearest bus station so we can steal a bus.
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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: SuperDino85 on June 29, 2023, 02:33:59 pm
Quote from: TricMagic on May 16, 2023, 12:41:10 pm
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Summon a lesser old spawn to make this cave a proper space-warped lair. They called me mad, well who's mad now?.

(3) That would still be you, if you have to ask. You summon a lesser lesser old spawn…however that works

Quote from: Devastator on May 16, 2023, 05:45:45 pm
"Fuckin' A.  This is great stuff."

Lets go make this position official.  Go meet with the city mayor, by force if necessary, and demand they create an official position for me.

(Don't want to stop at just one city, so I'd rather leave the mayor in place.)

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(3) The mayor first explains to you that they would need to vote on whether or not to make a new official position

Quote from: King Zultan on May 17, 2023, 02:26:54 am
Gather my Frankenmeats and have them follow me to the nearest bus station so we can steal a bus.
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(6) Conveniently, the nearest bus station happens to be bus central in this area. There are buses coming and going from multiple directions.


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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: SuperDino85 on June 29, 2023, 02:40:53 pm
((Sorry for the wait again. I was hoping more players would post actions so I thought maybe they just need more time, especially since one or two of you are pretty new competitors in this unspecified arena))
Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: Devastator on June 29, 2023, 09:05:26 pm
"You have 48 hours."

Get blinged out for my upcoming media apperance.  New human clothing, jewelery, stuff that goes with the obsidian scales.

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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: King Zultan on June 30, 2023, 12:48:11 am
Me and my Frankenmeats shall go forth to the central bus station and shove our way onto the first bus we come across.
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Title: Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
Post by: TricMagic on June 30, 2023, 08:23:34 am
Set about connecting up this dingy old cave into various cities around the world. This spawn needs others to grow.