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Title: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
Post by: Scoops Novel on September 13, 2022, 05:14:49 pm
Let's say it has to cap out at... impressive.
Title: Re: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
Post by: Quarque on September 13, 2022, 06:09:22 pm
We'd come up with fourteen slightly different designs and argue about them. In the end, the option "magical purple megadicksword" would win because of spite votes.
Title: Re: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
Post by: Scoops Novel on September 13, 2022, 07:29:50 pm
Someone has to say this; magical because it also functions as a dick?
Title: Re: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
Post by: Eric Blank on September 13, 2022, 07:50:55 pm
The ultimate Dildo, to Slay or to Lay, to Fuck and to Fuck Up

Really, everyone would opt for the arming sword that spews magma globs at high velocity

Or maybe the dildosword that fires magma globs at high velocity?
Title: Re: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 13, 2022, 08:41:07 pm
Can we make it out of copper?  Copper is pretty cheap.  At least ingame.
Title: Re: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
Post by: King Zultan on September 14, 2022, 03:28:16 am
I say we make the ultimate hobo sword/giant dildo and make it out of all the aluminum we get from melting down soda cans!


It'll be cheap because those cans are free, but the main problem will be figuring out how to make it magic.
Title: Re: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
Post by: anewaname on September 14, 2022, 03:50:16 am
Well, making it a sword of dancing then...
Title: Re: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
Post by: Quarque on September 14, 2022, 04:24:35 am
Quote from: King Zultan on September 14, 2022, 03:28:16 am
It'll be cheap because those cans are free, but the main problem will be figuring out how to make it magic.

Easy, buy a can of Magic spray. Of course we can only afford the cheapest kind, so it will be buggy and full of commercials that you can't bypass.
Title: Re: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
Post by: Loud Whispers on September 14, 2022, 01:56:06 pm
Guys I made this banging sword but now it's stuck in a rock what do
Title: Re: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
Post by: EuchreJack on September 14, 2022, 05:23:18 pm
Quote from: King Zultan on September 14, 2022, 03:28:16 am
I say we make the ultimate hobo sword/giant dildo and make it out of all the aluminum we get from melting down soda cans!


It'll be cheap because those cans are free, but the main problem will be figuring out how to make it magic.

Those cans ain't cheap! They're worth 5 cents EACH!
Title: Re: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
Post by: King Zultan on September 15, 2022, 02:05:32 am
Where do you live that you get 5 cents each, last time I recycled cans payment was by weight.
Title: Re: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
Post by: martinuzz on September 15, 2022, 03:16:27 am
This is a masterful magical sword +1 {25% off}. It cuts budget and menaces with spikes of cheapness.
Title: Re: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
Post by: Eric Blank on September 15, 2022, 09:16:45 pm
Should really just make a magical sword that enchants other objects you tap with it.
Title: Re: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 16, 2022, 11:51:43 am
How much for some cardboard and a roll of aluminum foil?
Title: Re: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
Post by: TamerVirus on September 16, 2022, 12:17:54 pm
Clearly the sword must be enchanted with a spell that produces more swords and then we let exponential growth take over from there
Title: Re: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
Post by: EuchreJack on September 16, 2022, 01:06:17 pm
We would clearly use it to drill a hole into the Center of the Moon, and set up a colony there.
Title: Re: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
Post by: MrRoboto75 on September 16, 2022, 03:00:35 pm
Center?  Thought you meant the moon's C.
Title: Re: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
Post by: Vector on September 16, 2022, 04:00:13 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on September 14, 2022, 01:56:06 pm
Guys I made this banging sword but now it's stuck in a rock what do

why did you swordfuck the rock
Title: Re: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
Post by: King Zultan on September 17, 2022, 04:23:11 am
For SCIENCE!
Title: Re: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
Post by: Loud Whispers on October 03, 2022, 04:43:02 am
don't judge me

I see swords and I get ideas
Title: Re: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
Post by: Rolan7 on October 04, 2022, 08:39:06 am
Big same, also
Quote from: Loud Whispers on September 14, 2022, 01:56:06 pm
Guys I made this banging sword but now it's stuck in a rock what do
Mmm that's gonna cost ya (https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VJtV2UkU-Fk)

pfff oh gods this is wrong, but I can't resist adding:
Quote from: Zultan's sig
Can I have the sword when you’re done?
Title: Re: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
Post by: Loud Whispers on October 04, 2022, 06:00:03 pm
Dragon's hoard in this economy? gettaouta ere
Title: Re: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
Post by: King Zultan on October 05, 2022, 04:21:48 am
Quote from: Rolan7 on October 04, 2022, 08:39:06 am
Big same, also
Quote from: Loud Whispers on September 14, 2022, 01:56:06 pm
Guys I made this banging sword but now it's stuck in a rock what do
Mmm that's gonna cost ya (https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VJtV2UkU-Fk)

pfff oh gods this is wrong, but I can't resist adding:
Quote from: Zultan's sig
Can I have the sword when you’re done?
That's one sword I'd rather not have.