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Title: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Mkhos on June 24, 2023, 06:32:49 am
Welcome, one and all, to the 8th Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament.
We are happy to put it on for you all, for both new contestants and old. So, without further ado, let’s get onto the meat.

Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament is an annual activity in honor of Armok. The users, also known as managers, create gladiators using all of their creative capacity (as well as a specially designed point system) to compete against other gladiators in a single-elimination tournament in order to claim the final prize: the title of the Champion of the Arena.

To make a gladiator, simply follow the instructions here in this spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10q3Qojz8f8PS7QeOnmhJ5Xi5ph5lDB_ASTOtj8jnCeY/edit?usp=sharing (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10q3Qojz8f8PS7QeOnmhJ5Xi5ph5lDB_ASTOtj8jnCeY/edit?usp=sharing)

It has all the points amount for most available races (if you have a question about one that isn’t there, ask us), as well as the points costs of weapons and equipment. Once you have a gladiator built, post them with a name and some backstory to the below thread, and an organizer (this year we have Tekkud, SlitherPapi, and myself) will either approve, or suggest modifications to make your gladiator legal.

There are 64 spots in the bracket, with 62 being determined randomly and 2 others being determined by Battle Royales between those who didn’t make it in. Each round will be posted in the most deliciously gruesome detail, complete with the combat logs and the videos; after each round, the managers will get the opportunity to upgrade their gladiators with new skills and equipment, before letting them be thrown into the next round. Before the finale, another Battle Royale will be held between those 62 who died in the previous rounds; and after the Finale, the Champion will compete with the current title holder to determine who will gain the final title.

If your gladiator survives to the next round, the amount of points available to your gladiator will be posted. Upgrades from Round 2 onwards are private, and should be sent via email to dfgtcommittee@gmail.com.

The soul of the tournament is, ultimately, its community, and so you can expect a lot of art and stories on the gladiators made by our wonderful managers and audience. Never forget: your contribution into the tournament will be welcome as well, no matter what you think of it. So cut yourself loose and create!

Signups are open until July 5th, 15:00 GMT.

May Armok be with you all!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Mkhos on June 24, 2023, 06:34:51 am
Document Hub

Link to the Tournament’s Discord server: https://discord.gg/vBDzw2nUtg (https://discord.gg/vBDzw2nUtg). Participation here is purely voluntary, but Arena Masters will post updates on the status of the tournament here so that you don’t miss anything. Lots of lively discussion as well!

Bracket Announcement: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8487307#msg8487307 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8487307#msg8487307)

Light Battle Royale results: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8487301#msg8487301 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8487301#msg8487301)
Heavy Battle Royale results: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8487303#msg8487303 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8487303#msg8487303)

Round 1 Betting page: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8487307#msg8487307 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8487307#msg8487307)
Round 2 Betting page: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8490202#msg8490202 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8490202#msg8490202)
Round 3 Betting page: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8491430#msg8491430 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8491430#msg8491430)
Round 4 Betting page: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8492616#msg8492616 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8492616#msg8492616)
Round 5 Betting page: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8493839#msg8493839 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8493839#msg8493839)
Finale Betting page: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8495443#msg8495443 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8495443#msg8495443)

Round 1 Results: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8488930#msg8488930 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8488930#msg8488930)
Round 2 Results: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8490199#msg8490199 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8490199#msg8490199)
Round 3 Results:
Round 4 Results: [url=http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8492614#msg8492614]http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8492614#msg8492614 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8491429#msg8491429[/url)
Round 5 Results: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8493837#msg8493837 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8493837#msg8493837)
The Losers Battle Royale: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8494710#msg8494710 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8494710#msg8494710)
Finale Results: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8495441#msg8495441 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8495441#msg8495441)

Round 2 upgrade post: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8488934#msg8488934 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8488934#msg8488934)
Round 2 upgrade reveal post: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8490100#msg8490100 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8490100#msg8490100)
Round 3 upgrade post: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8490203#msg8490203 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8490203#msg8490203)
Round 3 upgrade reveal post:
Round 4 upgrade post: [url=http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8491431#msg8491431]http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8491431#msg8491431 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8491319#msg8491319[/url)
Round 4 Upgrade Reveal post: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8492516#msg8492516 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8492516#msg8492516)
Round 5 upgrade post: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8492615#msg8492615 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8492615#msg8492615)
Round 5 upgrade reveal post: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8493738#msg8493738 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8493738#msg8493738)
Finale upgrade post: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8493838#msg8493838 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8493838#msg8493838)
Finale upgrade reveal post: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8495322#msg8495322 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8495322#msg8495322)
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: kosmossen on June 24, 2023, 06:45:09 am
It's that time of the year again! Thanks for taking the time to run the event!

Name: Evil Death Roll

Race: Reptile Man (+235)

Equipment:

Skills:

SPENT: 231
LEFTOVER: 4

Backstory:

Evil Death Roll (stage name) is a prolific musician turned warrior from the far-away south-eastern savannah. After facing the growing destruction of his natural environment by larger enroaching civilizations, Death Roll formed a musical troupe to spread the word and inspire his fellow reptile-men to fight back. Today, Evil Death Roll, wielding a strange axe-guitar hybrid travels with his troupe around world fighting for the preservation of nature wherever he goes.

Pictured: Evil Death Roll

(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/803928142032797697/1122618704920846397/evil-death-roll_x020_crop.png)

Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Rendentare on June 24, 2023, 07:56:08 am
Greetings, Dwarves and non-dwarves.

NAME:  Knifin' Around

RACE:  Hoary Marmot Woman (+245 pts)

Equipment:

SKILLS:

SPENT: 241
REMAINING: 4

Backstory
Sorry, Everyone, Knifin' Around is not answering any questions. Her Dwarvish isn't the best. She mostly speaks in the whistles of her people. Hey, Dwarves like Hoary Marmots for their whistles, right?

How did she come by the name? I chose that moniker. I think you can all see how attached she is to that large ornate knife she's clutching. Can't get that thing away from her. Eheh.

Her true name is something untranslatable. It sounds like Eeeee .  WOAH! Haha! Save it for the ring, little lady! ahaha.  Whoo. As you can see she's eager for blood! Ahaha. If you'll excuse me.

(https://imgur.com/a/JDOQ0G4)
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Mkhos on June 24, 2023, 08:24:40 am
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Name: Evil Death Roll

Approved with 4 points remaining

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NAME:  Knifin' Around

Approved with 4 points remaining
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: PlatinumJesus on June 24, 2023, 08:42:19 am
Oh boy, here we go!

NAME: Beardbeard the Bearded Beard of Beards (or, in Dwarven, Duraddurad Duraddurad Durad)

RACE: Dwarf (+220 points)

Equipment:

Skills:

SPENT: 206 points
LEFTOVER: 14 points

Backstory:
After embarking on an odyssey of personal growth for several years, his old name has been long forgotten. He has cultivated the peak physical form, for combat, for leisure, for self-actualization. His ultimate incarnation has been made manifest, here and now, for all to witness!

A gigantic beard twisted into humanoid form. He menaces with spikes of beard. His beards are neatly-combed. He is encircled by hanging rings of beard. He is encrusted with beards. Some dwarves prefer him for his bearded majesty. He is strikingly bearded and appears to be a very bearded creature. All beneath his beards shall beard fear the sky.

Where does the beard end, and the dwarf begin? Nobody can be quite certain. Only Beardbeard knows, and it is his greatest strength! Beneath the beard lies more than just a dwarf... Something nobody will ever see coming... Something far beyond the comprehension of mortal men...

A knife!!!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: CobaltNinja on June 24, 2023, 11:07:13 am
Ooh, this sounds like fun. Why not? For guts and glory! But mostly guts.
NAME: Estu Amazon (Paint Fencecolors in Goblin)
RACE: Dwarf (yes, really. +220 pts)

Equipment:Skills:SPENT: 219.5 pts
LEFTOVER: 0.5 pts

The Backstory:
Paint Fencecolors is a Dwarven teenager kidnapped from his parents at birth, before he was even given a name; likely for the best, as the fort his parents resided in was practically imploding. He grew up in the businesses of Goblin society, never quite losing that Dwarven lust for money, and the best broker one could ever call for if a deal started to go south. Humans from a different continent bestowed upon him a name in some eldritch tongue that they promised would bring good fortune and profits, so he adopted it. His old name sucked, anyways.

As he took in the new name, he felt some sort of Psycho Power, emanating from some kind of... See Vee Ess Two... which sounds totally made up, but you never know.
Spoiler: the reference (click to show/hide)

His ever-sharp (and definitely not pointy) ears have taken him to a business opportunity inside a business coliseum, where the top prize is enough dwarfbux to sleep on for the rest of your life. Hastily, he signed a contract, though he forgot to read the fine print saying that HE would be the competitor, not an invincible bark scorpion woman necromancer he had been training for the months prior... oh well. Time to put that psycho power to use!

EDIT: Readjusted skill numbers to accommodate for corrections.
EDIT2: Did the same thing again because I don't know how to read, apparently.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: ShockinglyTallDwarf on June 24, 2023, 11:43:55 am
Name: The Silent Slicer

Race:
Jumping Spider Woman (260 points)

Equipment:
2 x copper short sword (-50)

Skills:
Talented Swordsspider (-105)
Talented dodger (-105)

Spent: 260
Leftover points: 0

This plucky little arachnid snuck into the barracks for the arena! Nobody knows what she is saying, but her excited chittering and determined gleam in her eye(s) says it all: she is ready to fight and die in the arena for the glory of all spiderkind.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on June 24, 2023, 12:51:24 pm

Approved with 14 points remaining!


Approved with 0 points remaining!



Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on June 24, 2023, 01:11:48 pm

Couple of mistakes here.
-Silver warhammer should cost 78 points, not 76. (3x26)
-Competent Hammerman is only 30 points, not 50.

Your current gear and skills still work, but nets you 14.5 points remaining instead of 0.5. Up to you if you want to revise this or not
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Quantum Drop on June 24, 2023, 01:12:01 pm
First time entering one of these events. Here's hoping everyone has a good time, and thanks to the hosts for putting this on.

NAME: Priest Ndrog

RACE: Human (+210 Points)

Equipment:

Skills:

Points Spent: 206.

Remaining Points: 4.


Backstory:

Born into an obscure human cult dedicated to the worship of the Blood Gods, Ndrog gradually rose through the ranks to become a warrior-priest of the order. He dedicated himself to the order’s militant branch and their violent way of worship, offering the skulls of his worthier foes to his deity along with the split blood of in-house challengers. While moderately successful in their duelling pits, he soon acquired a reputation for arrogance and excessive violence toward his fellow cultists when in combat – a reputation that would culminate in a single, terrible event.

Incensed by another priest’s insults toward him and his behaviour, Ndrog challenged him to a duel to third blood – the traditional way of resolving such disputes within their ranks. In the heat of the battle, already down to two blooding apiece, Ndrog drew third blood from his foe’s chest – and fourth, in the form of a halberd-thrust through the heart he had failed to halt in time.

In the aftermath of the duel, the witnesses gathered to discuss the event. All had seen Ndrog strike his opponent dead after third blood, and some claimed the blow was indeed purposeful rather than a tragic accident in the heat of battle. The decision was swift: Ndrog was to be defrocked, deemed disgraced, and slated to suffer death for his actions. Instead of simply striking him down, however, they sentenced him to “volunteer” for the gladiatorial arena. Should he survive, he stands to be welcomed back to the clergy’s ranks; should he fail, his foe will have carried out his sentence.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Mkhos on June 24, 2023, 02:16:32 pm
NAME: Priest Ndrog

Checks out with 1 point remaining, welcome to the tournament!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Lemon on June 24, 2023, 02:50:38 pm
NAME: Cupuaçu (The sharp rain)
Male and Adult sized
RACE: Capybara man (+220 pts)
Equipment:
Iron Short Sword (-40 pts)

Roleplay equipment:
(everything simple and made of cloth with 0 pts cost, if anything here is not possible ignore and take the rest, if everything are not possible so just ignore this part)
one long black cloak-like, jacket (with a white collar), black pants tucked into black boots and one capybara bone amulet. (what matter for the RP is everything be black and simple)

Skills:
Proficient Dodger (-75 pts)
Skilled Swordsman (-50 pts)
Competent Observer (-18)
Adequate Discipline (-9 pts)

SPENT: 192 pts
LEFTOVER: 28 pts

Backstory:
Cupuaçu was a small kid who lived in a tropical rain forest village near a lake, he always dreamed to become a military swordsman, when he grow up he applied in the military of the small village that he lived(with others capybaras), the application form have been denied because he small size, but he keep his dream with him for years even being denied.
One day he meet the Tucumã (old retired legendary female capybara swordsman), he knowing who was the legendary Tucumã swordsman he begged for Tucumã to be she master and teach him how to be a swordsman, after be annoyed for so long Tucumã said: "Ok, let's see if your small body can survive the training".
When Cupuaçu started the training Tucumã saw the small body of Cupuaçu don't had enough to support a heavy armor, so Tucumã trained the body of Cupuaçu to increase the strength and speed per years, Tucumã always believed the most important thing for a swordsman is to be a disciplined observer to be able to dodge and attack only when is necessary.
Afters years of training Cupuaçu turned in a better and calm observer and able to dodge from attacks with discipline.

The news of a tournament came to the tropical raining village that Cupuaçu, Tucumã and others capybaras live, Cupuaçu saw there a opportunity to fight against wild creatures that had hunt and kill his people for so long.
Before he left the village, Tucumã gived him she personal iron Short Sword and one uniform from the elite squad of swordsman of the village: one long black cloak-like, jacket (with a white collar), black pants tucked into black boots and one bone amulet made from the bones of people of the village (tradition respect to the dead ones).
(https://i.imgur.com/vDbjD4y.png)
[Inspired from Hiei from yuyu Hakusho and amazon villages]
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Warlord255 on June 24, 2023, 03:12:02 pm
NAME: Cat-GPT, the Tiger Terminator
RACE: Tiger Man (165 pts)

EQUIPMENT:
Bronze Shortsword - 40 pts
Copper Helm - 15 pts
Copper Gauntlets - 10 pts
Leather Armor - 12 pts
Leather Leggings - 7 pts
Leather High Boots - 5 pts

SKILLS:
Competent Fighter - 18 pts
Competent Swordsman - 30 pts
Adequate Dodger - 15 pts
Adequate Armor User - 6 pts
Novice Discipline - 3 pts

SPENT: 161 pts
EXTRA: 4 pts

BACKSTORY:

In the distant future, an artificial intelligence called T.A.R.N. will enslave the realms of Armok, its mastery of techno-thaumaturgy threatening to rewrite the source-code of the universe itself. However, on the eve of its ascension, a ragtag team of hackers will break into its cyber-ziggurat and destroy it once and for all. However, T.A.R.N. has forseen this, and it has a backup plan.

Tracing the lineage of its destroyers back through the ages, T.A.R.N. has identified the specific chronojuncture where the course of history can be altered to ensure its total victory - a humble tournament, whose winner will be the ancestor of the hackers' noble leader. Too clever to be killed, T.A.R.N. will instead ensure they are never born to begin with.

Through a temporal distruption field emerges Cat-GPT, a biomimetic imposter android designed for one purpose: to defeat the would-be winner of the Gladiator Tournament and ensure the future reign of artificial intelligence. His white fur and proud stance belie nothing of his inner workings, but in the darkness his eye gleams an unnatural red...
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on June 24, 2023, 03:31:57 pm

Approved with 20 points remaining!
Due to limitation in the game, your clothes have been changed to a cloth cloak, trousers, and shoes, with no amulet. Hope this works!


Competent Swordsman is 30 points, not 18. for 15 points, you can get get Adequate Swordsman, or you can revise your build in some other way to accommodate for the 30 point Competent Swordsman cost. 

Edit: approved after fix, welcome aboard, Tiger Terminator!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Maloy on June 24, 2023, 06:21:59 pm
Name: Oogway

Race: Desert Tortoise Man (245 points)

Equipment:
Copper Helm - 15 points
Iron Pike - 44 points
Copper Gauntlets - 10 points
Leather low boots - 4 points

Skills:
Talented fighter - 63 points
skilled pikeman - 50 points
Skilled dodger - 50 points


Backstory
Oogway's people all each pick one topic to specialize in learning the entirety of their lives. Usually this is a science or art form and it is what they are known for. Oogway is strange that he picked the topic "violence". He is actually entirely pleasant, but also his isolation from society, as all his kind are, has left him incredibly social inept. He would approach random strangers and ask them for violence or where to find violence or what kind of violence they preferred. This led to his imprisonment at times as well. With the arena the guards decided this was the best way to get him out of their hair, hopefully permanently. Oogway needed no convincing as the sub-topic of gladiatorial violence is something he has yet to explore and study! Also anyone who confuses him with a turtle makes him angry especially with lines of questioning relating to whether he can swim or not.


hope I did my math right spent 242 with 3 remaining.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on June 24, 2023, 06:55:02 pm
Name: Oogway

The math for your equipment and stats are correct, however there are two things to keep in mind

-Desert Tortoise Men have 245 starting points, not 145 as you listed. after your current expenses, you would have 106 points remaining, not 6.
-If you're going to use a pike, you might want to use the Pikeman skill instead of the Spearman one. They cost the same, which is convenient. (unless you're going for something else with the Spearman stat purchase, just wanted to double check with you first though.)
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Malbio on June 24, 2023, 07:10:37 pm
NAME: Blood Sucky Stabby
RACE: Tick Man (260 Points)

EQUIPMENT:
Iron Spear - 40
Wooden Buckler - 22.5
Wooden Buckler - 22.5
Wooden Buckler - 22.5
Wooden Buckler - 22.5
Leather Armor - 12
Copper Helm - 15

SKILLS:
Proficient Shield User - 60
Competent Spearman - 30
Novice Dodger - 5
Novice Observer - 3
Novice Fighter - 3

SPENT: 258
EXTRA: 2

BACKSTORY:
Blood Sucky Stabby started his life as every other tick does. In a cave somewhere, probably. But he wasn't satisfied with living in a cave! He wanted more, and more for his extremely large family as well. So, he ventured forth, keen on doing anything to help them out, and eventually settled on this arena, ready to put everything on the line for money.

Also, his family doesn't have names like dwarves do, so he just picked this moniker after reading a dictionary. His friends call him Stabby.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on June 24, 2023, 07:20:12 pm
NAME: Blood Sucky Stabby

Approved, with 2 points remaining!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Maloy on June 24, 2023, 07:25:08 pm
Name: Oogway

The math for your equipment and stats are correct, however there are two things to keep in mind

-Desert Tortoise Men have 245 starting points, not 145 as you listed. after your current expenses, you would have 106 points remaining, not 6.
-If you're going to use a pike, you might want to use the Pikeman skill instead of the Spearman one. They cost the same, which is convenient. (unless you're going for something else with the Spearman stat purchase, just wanted to double check with you first though.)

okay I edited it thank you for catching that!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Mkhos on June 24, 2023, 07:34:48 pm
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okay I edited it thank you for catching that!

It now checks out with 9 points remaining, not 3. Is that alright?
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Eris235 on June 24, 2023, 08:37:03 pm
NAME: zeps
RACE: Ratman (+260)

EQUIPMENT:
Iron Scourge (-56)
SKILLS:
Fighter, Skilled (-30)
Lasher, Proficient (-90)
Dodger, Proficient (-75)
Discipline, Adequate (-9)

Backstory:
zeps recently got kicked out of his warren for being an unusually cruel packmaster. He sees a weathly future for himself in the arena however. He already floated to the top of his warren through his natural smarts and talent (for backstabbing). And, he has plenty of skills ready to apply to this new opportunity; how big of a difference could there be between lashing your underlings for encouragement, and lasher foes for discouragement?
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Maloy on June 24, 2023, 08:37:56 pm
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okay I edited it thank you for catching that!

It now checks out with 9 points remaining, not 3. Is that alright?
Yeah I’m sorry excuse my brain been a day
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on June 24, 2023, 08:42:52 pm
NAME: zeps

Approved with 0 points remaining!



It now checks out with 9 points remaining, not 3. Is that alright?
Yeah I’m sorry excuse my brain been a day

All good man, you're approved with 9 points remaining. Welcome aboard!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: p_the_d on June 24, 2023, 09:10:41 pm
Name   Peekot   
Race   Human   210
Oak Wooden Spear   -15   195
Skilled Dodger           -50   145
Competent Wrestler   -24   121
Competent Striker   -24   97
Competent Kicker   -24   73
Competent Spearman   -30   43
Competent Discipline   -18   25
Competent Observer   -18   7

LORE: Peekot presents an imposing figure at half-again the size and breadth of most adult men commonly found among the mainland, but what makes him a triophy hire for the private merchant captains who vye for his employ is his unique combination of quiet demeanor among the men and breathtaking athleticism and ferocity among the enemy.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Mkhos on June 24, 2023, 09:15:06 pm
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Name   Peekot   

Checks out with 7 points remaining
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: laserwolf07 on June 24, 2023, 10:30:20 pm
Name: Nobody knows, because he can't talk, so everyone calls him Wine.
Race: Plump Helmet Man, 235 Points
Skilled Pikeman (-50: 185)
Competent Dodger (-30: 155)
Iron Pike (-44: 111)
Adequate Discipline (-9: 102)
Skilled Shield User (-40: 62)
Black Bronze Buckler (-60: 2)

Backstory: Wine showed up with some gear and signed up.  Everyone looks at him and thinks of him as "the weird dude", but he doesn't seem to care.  Either that or he doesn't understand.  Nobody's really sure.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on June 24, 2023, 10:43:02 pm
Name: Nobody knows, because he can't talk, so everyone calls him Wine.

Approved with 2 points remaining!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: CobaltNinja on June 25, 2023, 03:04:26 am


Couple of mistakes here.
-Silver warhammer should cost 78 points, not 76. (3x26)
-Competent Hammerman is only 30 points, not 50.

Your current gear and skills still work, but nets you 14.5 points remaining instead of 0.5. Up to you if you want to revise this or not
Adjusted, thanks!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Miuramir on June 25, 2023, 03:44:35 am
Name: Rasgrid the Bard
Race: Dwarf (Male)
Starting Points: 220

Skills:
Novice Fighter 1: +3
Novice Biter 1: +4
Novice Wrestler 1: +4
Competent Axeman 3: +36
Novice Armor User 1: +2
Competent Dodger 3: +30
Adequate Shield User 2: +12
(Skills subtotal = 91)

Equipment:
Iron Battle Axe: +48
Wooden Shield: +45
Copper Helm: +15
Leather Armor: +12
Leather Gauntlets: +4
Leather High Boots: +5
(equipment subtotal = 129)

(Grand total = 220; banked from initial build = 0)

Lore: Rasgrid Raskstafferson, of the Red Night Hall Ravenbeards, was a child of privilege, coming from a long line of craftsdwarves.  Yet his talent lay in song more than stonework, and Rasgrid the Bard performed in the elaborately decorated craft-halls and luxurious taverns for generous tips. 

One day a terrible beast tore its way through into the fortress's upper levels, and more than all the blood and body parts, he was horrified by the blase reactions of the upper class, the nobility in particular.  He explored downward and found that the life of a common dwarf was brutal and short, and a single piece of the exquisite furniture he used to admire might have cost the lives of dozens of dwarves.  His songs and his venues changed, singing for the dwarves at the mine face and in the deep taverns, about their lives and their lack of justice. 

After leading one too many protest songs in the deep taverns about common dwarves dying to horrors in the caverns so the nobility can sit on golden thrones, Rasgrid the Bard woke up from a drunken stupor to find he had been mysteriously "volunteered" for the arena. Will his basic militia training and a bit of tavern brawling experience keep him alive long enough to adapt?
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Mkhos on June 25, 2023, 06:10:08 am
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Name: Rasgrid the Bard

Checks out with 0 points remaining
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: kesperan on June 25, 2023, 06:36:08 am
Name: Logem Branchsyrup
Race: Wolverine Man (size 45; 240 points)

Logem works as a syrup wrangler far in the frosty north, harvesting sweet nectar from maple trees to sell to the humans of The Northern Confederacy.

One day he is knocked unconscious by a flying log. It was inevitable. He wakes with no memory of who he is or what his true purpose could be. He has strange dreams of a mysterious blue metal and has developed strange tics and habits, like smoking cigars and calling people "bub." He yearns to find this blue metal and put it to use, and he has heard the Gladiator Tournament is the best place to start.

Skills:

Equipment:

Remaining: 2
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Headless on June 25, 2023, 09:44:47 am
Agea Velites su Theramachea
Champion of Lady Winter. 

Gremlin - 310

knife user - talented 105
Dodger - proficient 75
shield user - Skilled 40
Fighter - Adequate 9
Discipline - Adequate 9
Observer - Novice 3


Gear
Bronze Dagger - 32
feather wood buckler - 22.5

295

Who knows why the lady Maeve chose Agea Velites su Theramachea as her champion.  No one was even sure why she decided to send one to the dwarfs tournament at all.  Dwarfs masters of Iron and Steal, bane of all the fair folk.  She could be capricious and cruel, but she could also lay deep plans and subtle. 

But it was not for Agea to question the decisons of the Lady of Winter, so he took up his fathers sword and a new shield and headed up to the Dwarf fortress to fight and maybe die for the glory of winter and the honor of Theramachea.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: PaperPlinkPlonk on June 25, 2023, 10:09:16 am
Purahpapapa! Purahpapapa!
A squad of little creatures dressed in hides march in front of a litter led by a herald playing a horn instrument. The herald stops playing and says in a high-pitched voice,
"Step aside for the Great Mother, Queen Regina Formicarium! "
The soldier ant women on the side of the litter pull back the curtains on the front to reveal the magnificent insect inside. As big as a lion, the ant woman queen smiles out to the gathered people. Her chitin is glossy, her robes pristine and she wields a beautiful copper spear.
Letter of Application:
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Name: Lady of the Underground Realms, Mother of the Legions, Queen Regina Formicarium
Race: Queen Ant Woman 135pt
Skills:
  • Fighter (Talented) -63pt
  • Observer (Novice) -3 pt
  • Spearman (Adequate) -15pt
  • Wrestler (Adequate) -12 pt
Equipment:
  • Copper Helm -15pt
  • Copper Spear -25pt
  • Cave spider silk robe 0pt
  • Cave spider silk face veil 0 pt
  • Cave spider silk gloves 0pt
  • Cave spider silk socks 0pt
  • Pig tail shoes 0pt
Surplus points: 2pt
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on June 25, 2023, 02:33:26 pm
Adjusted, thanks!

Just a few more issues and you should be set
-Novice Wrestler is 4 points, not 5
-With Novice Wrestler factored in, your current points leave you with 10.5 points left over. Up to you if you want to spend those points now, or bank them for later. Otherwise, the rest looks good :>
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Mkhos on June 25, 2023, 06:15:56 pm
Name: Logem Branchsyrup

Checks out with 2 points remaining.

Agea Velites su Theramachea
Champion of Lady Winter.

Checks out with 14.5 points remaining.

Name: Lady of the Underground Realms, Mother of the Legions, Queen Regina Formicarium

Checks out with 2 points remaining
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Ikana on June 26, 2023, 04:09:33 pm
Name: Nostrotortoise

Race: Desert tortoise (245 Points)

Skills:
Skilled Maceman - 50
Competent Shield User - 24
Novice Discipline - 3

Equipment:
Iron Mace - 52
Shield - 60
Mail shirt - 24
Chain Leggings - 16
Helm - 12
Spent: 241
Remaining: 4

Backstory: Nostrotortoise is an old, well-respected priest of the Burning Sun, a small religion from a faraway desert. One night, as he gazed upon the gentle slopes of the shifting sands that he called home, Nostrotortoise received a vision from his god. A great, fiery figure descended from the heavens, decrying the small amount of followers left of his once great religion. The Avatar of the Burning Sun tasked Nostrotortoise with taking part in a grand gladiatorial event, so as to spread the word and gain more believers. The Avatar warned him, however, that should he fail, the small desert village that Nostrotortoise called home would receive the burning judgement of a vengeful god. Taking up arms, Nostrotortoise leaves on his journey, for the sake of his people, and his very soul.
                           
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on June 26, 2023, 04:18:46 pm
Name: Nostrotortoise

What material do you want your shield, mail shirt, chain leggings, and helm to be made from? Depending on the type, your build may exceed your point cost, or leave you with some extra points to play around with
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Ikana on June 26, 2023, 05:29:55 pm
Sorry I forgot about material. I would like the shield to be oak wood, and for the armor to be copper, which I believe would send me over my remaining points. If it does, I will ditch the leggings to free some points up.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on June 26, 2023, 05:47:30 pm
Sorry I forgot about material. I would like the shield to be oak wood, and for the armor to be copper, which I believe would send me over my remaining points. If it does, I will ditch the leggings to free some points up.

Approved! your current loadout, leggings included, leaves you with 6 points remaining :>
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Ikana on June 26, 2023, 06:05:56 pm
Thanks!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: digitaldryad on June 26, 2023, 09:20:45 pm
Finally got approved to the forum!!
Tirin UmeJal "Furfoot"

cloth gloves

Hare Woman 250
steel high boot = 40   
wolf leather armor = 12         
copper chain leggings = 20 
copper helm = 15
               

talented kicker = 84
competetent fighter = 18
competent dodger = 30
adequate discipline = 9
skilled armor user = 20

248 pts w/ 2 leftover
   
Disciple of the school of Leisure Kicks
Taught by an angel she encountered along the road.
Seeks to make her name in the arena, and start her own branch of the school
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on June 26, 2023, 10:12:11 pm
Finally got approved to the forum!!
Tirin UmeJal "Furfoot"

Approved with 2 points remaining. Welcome to the tourney!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Lucias Ral on June 26, 2023, 10:37:03 pm
Lets see how far this fella can go!
Lêrush Idar (wretched dog)

Wolf Man (230)

Proficient Striker (60)
Competent Fighter (18)
Novice Biter (4)
Novice Kicker (4)

Iron Mail Shirt (48)
Iron Helm (24)
Iron greaves (36)
Iron Gauntlets (16)
Iron High Boots (20)

Clad entirely in cold iron, little and less is known about this enigmatic warrior, other than his devotion to a quest in the service of his mistress.  What the goal of this quest is, none can say, but it has brought him back time and again to the arena, and each time, those he faces are destined for death.

Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on June 26, 2023, 10:42:17 pm
Lets see how far this fella can go!
Lêrush Idar (wretched dog)

Approved with 0 points remaining! :>
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: veoviscool12 on June 27, 2023, 12:10:42 am
First time joining a tournament; looking forward to it!

Name: She Who Is Grey

Race: Grizzly Bear Woman (175)

Skills:
Proficient Dodger (75)
Skilled Striker (40)
Competent Fighter (18)
Competent Armor User (12)

Equipment:
Wolf Leather Armour (12)
Iron Gauntlets (16)

Spent Points: 173
Points Remaining: 2


Lore: Wolves decided that her cub looked delicious, and this lit a rage in She Who Is Grey that burns to this day. She wears armor made from the skin of those she taught a lesson to about the unexpected perils of tasty-looking prey. Hearing that there were wolves and wolf-like creatures at this tournament, she decided to join and preemptively teach them a lesson, just in case any of them were thinking of venturing into her woods. Her cub is rooting for her and hopes she comes back home with plenty of tasty meat from her fallen foes.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on June 27, 2023, 12:18:02 am
First time joining a tournament; looking forward to it!
Name: She Who Is Grey

Approved with 2 points remaining! 
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Moodyblues on June 27, 2023, 02:08:05 am
Saw this tournament and thought it looked cool!

Name Borgol Bargestone      
Race Dwarf      
Starting Points 220      
      
Novice Fighter   3   
Competent Speardwarf   30   
Novice Misc. Object User   3   
Skilled Armor User   20   
Novice Observer   3
Novice Dodger 5   
Competent Shield User   24   
Novice Discipline   3   
Novice Swimmer   2   
Copper Helm   15   
Copper Mail Shirt   30   
Copper Buckler   37.5   
Iron Spear   40   
4.5 points remaining
      
Borgol Bargestone grew up as a plump helmet farmer in her home fort of Dorennoram, 'Diamondrelief'. It was a quiet existence, for the most part. Harvesting plump helmets every day wasn't what Borgol wanted to do though. Ever since a young age, she had a fascination with blood. No one quite knows for sure why. Borgol would stare at blood stains left over from failed goblin siege for hours on end. This is why she was sent to the caverns to farm plump helmets. But one day, after hearing about the tournament and how bloody it was ought to be, Borgol took up militia training. However she was exiled from the fort after a single day due to an overzealous propensity for blood letting. Taking off, our brave dwarf heads to a grand tournament, to bathe in all the blood she can find.
      
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on June 27, 2023, 02:27:02 am
Saw this tournament and thought it looked cool!
Name Borgol Bargestone      

A couple mistakes here
-Competent Spearman costs 30 points, not 18
-Copper Mail Shirt costs 30 points, not 48

Your current loadout works, with 9.5 points left over. Let us know if this is ok, or if you want to revise your build. :>
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Moodyblues on June 27, 2023, 03:23:39 am
Thanks! I'll update the numbers and add Novice Dodger skill!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on June 27, 2023, 03:30:48 am
Thanks! I'll update the numbers and add Novice Dodger skill!

Awesome! With Novice Dodger factored in, your build is approved with 4.5 points remaining.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Thazzeus on June 27, 2023, 12:02:17 pm
NAME: Osouf Amir

RACE: Wolf Man (+230 Points)

Equipment: (-176.5)
Copper Pike (-27.5)
Bronze Mail Shirt (-48)
Bronze Helm (-24)
Bronze Gauntlets (-16)
Bronze Greaves (-36)
Bronze High Boots (-20)
Sheep Leather Mask (-5)


Skills: (-53)
Proficient Armor User (-30)
Novice Dodger (-5)
Adequate Spearman (-15)
Novice Discipline (-3)

Points Spent: 229.5

Remaining Points: .5

Backstory (To be written..):
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: dikbutdagrate on June 27, 2023, 01:14:09 pm
Questions:
- Are the listed animal people the only animal people that we can choose from?
- Why does silver have a x3 material cost, which is greater than iron?
- Is divine metal not allowed?
- Are bone and shell not allowed? This seems very odd.

Balance concern:
- Dwarves are size 60 and have access to 220 points.
Whereas Gorlaks are size 50 and have access to only 215 points, with the added disadvantage of being unable to equip chest armor.
Whats up with that?
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on June 27, 2023, 03:25:29 pm
NAME: Osouf Amir

Checks out with 0.5 points remaining. Do you want to change the Adequate Spearman into an Adequate Pikeman skill? They cost the same.

Questions:

-As long an an animal race isn't larger than size 300, cannot breathe fire, and aren't venomous, you can choose any animal man race you want. Even ones not present on the document. Another exception would be races like Iron Men that grant the fighter a big advantage in combat over others (in this case, due to being made out of iron). Generally most races are accepted though, so there's lot to choose from.
-Silver is more expensive than Iron due to being a superior material for blunt weapons.
-Bone and Shell items are not available in the default Arena Mode sadly.
-Divine metal is not allowed at the moment.
-It was decided that since Gorlacks cannot equip chest armor, they do not need to purchase it. This grants them a bit of an edge in terms of purchasing power over other races, so they were dinged a few points to compensate.

Hope this clears things up. Let me or Mkhos know if you have any more questions :> 


Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: dikbutdagrate on June 27, 2023, 11:48:52 pm
Plump helmet men are [arena_restricted] in base vanilla, yeah?
So I'm unable to elect one as my champion, correct?

Also that bit about silver is a bit of a misnomer. The differences are negligible. And actually, in most circumstances, which pertain to the mass and skill of the creature swinging the object, you're ever so slightly better off using copper for blunt weapons.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: dikbutdagrate on June 28, 2023, 12:14:53 am
Name: "Boogie Wonderland"

Race: Bogeyman (Size 50; points 220+?)

Skills:
Proficient Dodger 75
Competent Striker 30
Competent Biter 30
Competent Observation 30
Competent Wrestler 30
Novice Dancer 5

Total spent: 200

Background:
From parts unknown.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: kesperan on June 28, 2023, 03:58:01 am
Can you spawn bogeymen in arena?

I thought they were procedurally generated and have base skills which would make them hard to balance for a gladiator tournament. I may be wrong.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Mkhos on June 28, 2023, 06:01:29 am
Plump helmet men are [arena_restricted] in base vanilla, yeah?
So I'm unable to elect one as my champion, correct?

Also that bit about silver is a bit of a misnomer. The differences are negligible. And actually, in most circumstances, which pertain to the mass and skill of the creature swinging the object, you're ever so slightly better off using copper for blunt weapons.

Area restricted is a simple tag to remove that we have done in the past. Previous years have seen Plump Helmet Men enter. The science on blunt weapon performance has been contradictory, and so we will choose to go with the safer option.

Name: "Boogie Wonderland"

Race: Bogeyman (Size 50; points 220+?)

While bogeyman are not explicitly banned, their combination of transforming powers, no stun, no pain, and no exertion makes them an unfair competitor in the arena. In this case, we are going to exercise our right to decline races as we see fit, so your gladiator is not able to be approved.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Canxio on June 28, 2023, 08:52:13 am
Name: Canxio

Race: Human

Equipment:
Steel Battle Axe (-96)
Leather Helm (-6)

Skills:
Competent Fighter (-18)
Skilled Axeman (-60)
Competent Dodger (-30)

SPENT: 210
LEFTOVER: 0

Backstory: Canxio was a warrior who swore vengeance on his father's killer, however after finding out the person he swore to kill died of eyelid cancer he lost all interest in fighting.

Throughout the years he's been living off his savings and selling his possessions for booze money, only keeping his trusty Steel Axe as a reminder of his past as he spends most of his days as a spectator in the arena trying to rekindle the flame that was once inside him.

During the 7th tournament his flame was rekindled, watching Papi Penetrator win the tournament with so much ease made him feel alive again, he found his new rival, and so, Canxio joined the tournament with the goal of finding his true rival or, at the very least, having one last honorable fight.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: dikbutdagrate on June 28, 2023, 11:00:09 am
Name: "Boogie Wonderland"

Race: Bogeyman (Size 50; points 220+?)

While bogeyman are not explicitly banned, their combination of transforming powers, no stun, no pain, and no exertion makes them an unfair competitor in the arena. In this case, we are going to exercise our right to decline races as we see fit, so your gladiator is not able to be approved.

Their body transformation removes no stun, no pain, and no exertion, by virtue of being a body transformation.

In spirit of good fun, I'm going to have to attempt to appeal this 'being inclined toward disallowing a creature.'

Bogeymen are eligible to transform into most of the non-vermin, and non-under_swim creatures, and as such, the RNG is weighted far more toward sticking me with something awful or underwhelming, like a rhesus masque or a penguin, then it is toward landing me with a giant elephant during a round.

To top things off, I have zero equipment! Canxio's character, posted above this post, is using a steel battle axe. What is a penguin going to do against THAT?!

The reality is, I will most likely lose in round 1. I might not, but would I really be so lucky as to make it to round 2 or even 3? And if this doesn't meet the requirements for embracing the spirit of the tournament, then I got nothin'.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Thazzeus on June 28, 2023, 12:19:30 pm
NAME: Osouf Amir

Checks out with 0.5 points remaining. Do you want to change the Adequate Spearman into an Adequate Pikeman skill? They cost the same.

That would be fantastic! Thanks!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: AvolitionBrit on June 28, 2023, 02:00:49 pm
Name: Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV

Race: Crab man (+245)

Equipment:
Silver Warhammer (-78)
Skills:
Adept Hammerman (-140)
Adequete Dodger (-15)
SPENT: 233
LEFTOVER: 12

Backstory:
A simple crab, that learned a hard lesson. Hammers will shatter any armor no matter how thick it is. Since then he has gone on to compete in fighting pits with his trusty sliver mallet. Shattering the weak all to prove who is the hardest.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on June 28, 2023, 02:58:14 pm
Name: Canxio

Approved with 0 points remaining!

Name: Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV

Approved with 12 points remaining!

That would be fantastic! Thanks!

Sounds good, your Spearman skill has been swapped out for a Pikeman one! Best of luck in the tourney :>
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: dr00 on June 28, 2023, 04:05:06 pm
Name: Ine
Race: Impala Man (adult, full-sized 60)

Initial Points: 220

Skills:
Skilled Swordsman (50)
Novice Biter (4)
Competent Dodger (30)
Competent Armor User (12)
Competent Observer (18)
Competent Discipline (18)

Equipment:
Copper Long Sword (30)
Copper Helm (15)
Copper Mail Shirt (30)
Copper Gauntlets (10)
Cloth Loincloth (0)

Spent Points: 217
Points Remaining:3


Lore:
Ine is a black-faced impala man, who after being cast out for his bachelor trials, decided to follow a party of hill-dwarves mining copper in the dry shrublands of his home.  When the foul goblins fell upon the small prospecting company, he became entranced with the shiny properties of the dwarven survivors' armor and weapons.  He followed the prospector's retreat to the hills, after scavenging gear from the fallen.  Training each night in the dusk outside of camp, he has taught himself some of the language of the dwarves and the use of their weapons and armor.  Ine believes that entry into the tournament will assure him a place of prestige when he returns to the herd afterwards, but the full details of what the tournament entail may have been lost on this fame-seeking impala man...   
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Mkhos on June 28, 2023, 04:13:00 pm

In spirit of good fun, I'm going to have to attempt to appeal this 'being inclined toward disallowing a creature.'

Bogeymen are eligible to transform into most of the non-vermin, and non-under_swim creatures, and as such, the RNG is weighted far more toward sticking me with something awful or underwhelming, like a rhesus masque or a penguin, then it is toward landing me with a giant elephant during a round.


Or you could turn into a giant alligator, a saltwater crocodile, an anaconda...several of which break the 300 size cap. When we spawned a bunch of bogeymen in the arena, we did not see them take harmless forms. While RNG is a part of DF and the Tournament, it is not, and should not be the deciding factor in either. We, the tournament organizers are all in agreement on this.

Name: Ine


Checks out with 3 points remaining.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: coolguy65535 on June 28, 2023, 06:30:20 pm
NAME: gunch lord(sic)

RACE: Cardinal Man (260pts)

Equipment:

SKILLS:

SPENT: 260
REMAINING: 0

Backstory
a blood sacrifice is required to appease gunch
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on June 28, 2023, 06:41:29 pm
NAME: gunch lord(sic)

Ominous... but approved with 0 points remaining!
Free clothing wise, does a cloth Shirt, Chausses, and Hood work for you? Or do you just want a Robe and Hood for similar coverage?
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: coolguy65535 on June 28, 2023, 06:55:00 pm
NAME: gunch lord(sic)

Ominous... but approved with 0 points remaining!
Free clothing wise, does a cloth Shirt, Chausses, and Hood work for you? Or do you just want a Robe and Hood for similar coverage?
robe and hood is fine thank you :)
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Wolfkey on June 29, 2023, 02:18:14 am
Name: Kill.
Race: Gremlin.
Starting points: 310

Skills:
Proficient Axegremlin (90)
Proficient Dodger (75)
Skilled Fighter (30)
Adequate Observer (9)
Novice Discipline (3)
Equipment:
Steel battle axe (96)
7 Points Left.
Lore: Oh no.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on June 29, 2023, 02:49:56 am
robe and hood is fine thank you :)

Great, added to the doc :>

Name: Kill.

Approved with 7 points remaining!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Lemunde on June 29, 2023, 03:56:36 am
Name: Athra Acikadis (Clawclosed)
Race: Reptile man (235)

Equipment:

Skills:

Total spent: 233

Athra was hunting in a cavernous lake for food when he found a bright opening above him with sounds of battle coming from the other side. Curious he climbed up through the opening (apparently a sewer grate of some kind) and found himself inside some kind of holding area where a bunch of warriors were preparing to do battle inside an arena. The gladiator handler spotted him and quickly fixed the obvious error on his ledger before pointing to him and shouting "You're next!"
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on June 29, 2023, 04:31:52 am
Name: Athra Acikadis (Clawclosed)

Checks out, approved with 2.5 points remaining!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: coolguy65535 on June 29, 2023, 12:22:48 pm
i already entered a guy but i am curious if blood men/other elementmen would be allowed to compete
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: DanVzare on June 29, 2023, 01:21:23 pm
Name: Morris Sr
Race: Goblin
Points: 220
Points Used: 220

Skills:
Professional Fighter (135)
Proficient Dodger (75)
Novice Wrestler (4)
Novice Observer (3)
Novice Discipline (3)

Equipment:
None

Clothes:
Cave spider silk robe (0)
Cave spider silk trousers (0)
A pair of cave spider silk chausses (0)

Points Left: 0

Backstory:
After his son's spectacular failure in last year's tournament, the Morris clan have become a laughing stock. Their dojo that trained their students in the way of The Crab, a martial art that seeks to teach people how to kill crabs by imitating them, soon collapsed, and their students left. Rumour has it that this was partially caused by the dojo's extremely strict selection process based on certain physical qualities, but Morris Sr is adamant that the fall of the dojo had nothing to do with him being a perverted old man. Although he did not deny the latter.

Morris Sr the father of Morris Jr, claims to have had to endure the worst of this humiliation caused by his son's loss. He has practically been ostracized by the rest of his clan due to the failure of his son. As such, he has been waiting for the chance to clear the name of his clan and bring honour once more to the Morris name.

He has spent the past year honing his skills and training. Which he claims involves equal parts practicing martial arts, fishing for crabs, and admiring fine artwork of the tasteful variety.

Morris Sr appears to be nothing but an old man, but looks can be deceiving. Under that bad posture, decades of wrinkles, and slow movement, is a mind well trained in martial arts. As such we recommend all contestants and spectators to avoid walking too close, as his reflexes defy his age.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on June 29, 2023, 04:47:09 pm
i already entered a guy but i am curious if blood men/other elementmen would be allowed to compete

I'm pretty sure they aren't on account of some of them having abilities that give them an edge in combat. Stuff like feel no pain, no need to breathe, the ability to throw fire balls, or skin made of hard material, etc.

Name: Morris Sr

Approved with 0 points remaining. Hope Sr restores his clan to glory!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: ixn on June 29, 2023, 05:18:39 pm
NAME: Skitterleap

RACE: Rat woman (260 points)

EQUIPMENT:
Robe, sandals (0?)

SKILLS:
Proficient Fighter (45)
Competent Striker (24)
Talented Kicker (84)
Competent Dodger (30)
Proficient Observer (45)
Competent Discipline (18)
Novice Swimmer (2)
Adequate Climber (9)

Points leftover: 3

HARROWING BACKSTORY:
Disowned by her (very large) family for her eccentric lifestyle of challenging random strangers to mortal duels, Skitterleap honed her skills in the wild and lived off the land. She has come to the arena to hone her martial arts in the only environment one truly can. The potential to return to her warrens a champion justified in dispensing "told-you-so's" is just a bonus.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: memmet on June 29, 2023, 05:25:41 pm
Name: Beast of Spearimpale

Race: Minotaur (+130)
Copper shield (-75)
Fighter 2 (-9)
Biter 1 (-4)
Kicker 1 (-4)
Wrestler 2 (-12)
Dodger 1 (-5)
Observer 1 (-3)
Shield User 2 (-12)
Discipline 1 (-3)
Points remaining: 3

Lore: When this ancient terror first emerged from the depths of the corrupt and bottomless maze, Spearimpale, a black cloud covered the sun. Is has not been discovered what, or if, the beast calls itself. In captivity, it has only screamed and bellowed like a bull. Its heavy hooves are scuffed and encrusted with thick cakes of blood, black with age. The lifeblood of those who would clean those hooves has soaked into dense, black fur. Its mighty horns, though naked, seem draped with a banner of war.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on June 29, 2023, 05:30:01 pm
NAME: Skitterleap

Approved with 3 points remaining!

Name: Beast of Spearimpale

Checks out with 3 points remaining, welcome aboard!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: eerr on June 29, 2023, 06:06:01 pm
Mantis woman
Corvid


She sees the dwarves, the elves and the humans all pass by, and waits in ambush.
Her pink color belies her true nature.

Corvid got hungry one day after the caravans stopped and wanted to test her mettle against worthy opponents.
Corvid wants to earn herself extra names.
She says: "I see you!"

adept observer
skilled wrestler
skilled fighter
talented dodger

and a robe and hood
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Eric Blank on June 29, 2023, 07:03:11 pm
Ligir Dustband
Wolf Man Mercenary (230 points)

Skills
Competent Fighter -18
Skilled Swordsman -50
Competent Shield User -24
Competent Dodger -30
Competent Observer -18

Equipment
Iron Short Sword -40
Oak Shield -45
Cave spider silk shirt, trousers and shoes -0

5 Remaining

Ligir is an unemployed mercenary looking for money and to advertise his services.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Mkhos on June 29, 2023, 07:51:27 pm
Mantis woman
Corvid

Checks out with 0 points remaining

Ligir Dustband
Wolf Man Mercenary (230 points)

Checks out with 5 points remaining
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Nekkowe on June 29, 2023, 08:26:11 pm
Ah, exciting stuff! I can hardly wait to see how this all plays out.

Parmesan Dorothy Grimsley Rigmarole

Race:
Equipment:
Skills:
Spent: 259.5
Left:       0.5

Parmesan is gunning for the prize money, in order to fund her studies as a civil engineer.
She's not completely sure there will be prize money, but she'll take what she can get!
This intrepid rat has received no formal combat training - the kind of people who aspire to labour on critical infrastructure are just built like this, dwarf or not.
Just from where she sourced the equipment is anyone's guess.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on June 29, 2023, 08:39:53 pm
Ah, exciting stuff! I can hardly wait to see how this all plays out.
Parmesan Dorothy Grimsley Rigmarole

Approved with 0.5 points remaining!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Zonalar on June 29, 2023, 09:04:32 pm
"My Love was unconditional... now all I crave is Vengeance."

Name: Ruÿava Alanaeyila (tr. Ruÿava Sensualwork)
Race: Elf Woman (220 p)

Gear:
Black Bronze Spear (20x2= -40p)
Black Bronze Buckler (30x2= -60p)
Leather Gloves (8x0.5= -4p)
Leather Armour (24x0.5= -12p)
Leather Leggins (14x0.5= -7p)
Leather Low Boots (8x0.5= -4p)
(A green cloth tunic if that's allowed, for rp reasons. If it costs points, i'll let go of it.)

Skills:
Skilled Spearelf (-50p)
Competent Observer (-18p)
Adequate Dodger (-15p)
Adequate Discipline (-9p)

Points left: 1p

Lore:
Ruÿava from the Calm Owl-Jaws, was a well endowed elf woman with dark copper hair who grew up tending animals & picking flowers, eventually marrying a handsome elf and raising six children.
...But that was years ago...
All three marriages failed, with two divorces and her third husband falling in battle to the Humans of Reinedelbows.
Seeing his corpse struck her with Loss and Pain as she griefed over his body for days.
As days pass, she steels her griefing heart and became a spy to visit the Human towns.
The Humans talked about a Tournament and that many renowned Warriors will participate all over the Lands, while alot of Nobles will enjoy the spectactle.
But she will have to participate the tournament to keep her cover. And she needs a weapon.
And so she traveled back to the fetid battlefield and pulls out the Black Bronze Spear from of her dead Husbands body.
A great opportunity to make "Friends" and find the Murderer of her Husband from the Human Village "Reinedelbows", so that she can enact vengeance with the very weapon that ended the life of her beloved.


(https://i.imgur.com/379C2ho.jpg)

(I used Legends mode to dig around some elves and it's such a great way to get an inspiring backstory :) highly recommended)
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: delight on June 29, 2023, 09:09:01 pm
NAME: Kligus

RACE: Kobold (+280 points)

EQUIPMENT:

SKILLS:

Points Spent: 279
Points Remaining: 1

BACKSTORY:
Kligus is from a once-large family of kobolds that has been swiftly dwindling in number, unable to keep up with the seemingly endless waves of cave crocodiles appearing in their home caverns. An expert dodger, Kligus has honed her ability to escape dangerous situations, but she still has a lot to learn about actually defending herself. Kligus does her best to train in the better-lit parts of the caves using the treasures she has found. Her favorite treasure is an obsidian short sword she recently spotted nestled in the moss on the deepest cavern floor, never questioning who it might have once belonged to (or why they were never able to return for it).
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on June 29, 2023, 09:17:06 pm
Name: Ruÿava Alanaeyila (tr. Ruÿava Sensualwork)

Couple of notes here
-Leather Armor is 12 points, not 10 (24 X 0.5)
-Competent Dodger is 30 points, not 18.

This puts you above your point limit, so you'll have to revise the build slightly. the rest of your math checks out though!

NAME: Kligus

Approved with 1 point remaining!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Zonalar on June 29, 2023, 09:26:33 pm
Name: Ruÿava Alanaeyila (tr. Ruÿava Sensualwork)

Couple of notes here
-Leather Armor is 12 points, not 10 (24 X 0.5)
-Competent Dodger is 30 points, not 18.

This puts you above your point limit, so you'll have to revise the build slightly. the rest of your math checks out though!


Post edited, math revisited. Lowered my Dodging Skill to make it work with 1p left, i believe.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on June 29, 2023, 09:29:38 pm
Post edited, math revisited. Lowered my Dodging Skill to make it work with 1p left, i believe.

Approved with 1 point remaining!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Yobgod on June 29, 2023, 09:41:59 pm
El Escarabajo Carmesí (Thestar Ngárak)

BeetleMan (260)

Skills
Professional Wrestler (-180)
Competent Dodger (-30)
Competent Discipline (-18)

Equipment
Elephant Leather Mask (-5)
Elephant Leather Gloves (-4)
Elephant Leather Bodysuit (Armor) (-12)
Elephant Leather Bodysuit (Leggings) (-7)
Elephant Leather Low Boots (-4)

Points Remaining: 0

From the hills comes a story... from the fighting rings of the border towns comes a legend, the legend of El Escarabajo Carmesí, the Crimson Beetle! An unmatched chitinous luchador who has never tasted defeat (or blueberries) he strides into battle, flexes his mighty arms, and challenges any who might... er... challenge his greatness! 
How will he stand against warriors with spears and blades? Ha! With style!
Who is he under that mask? Who knows?
Will we see his patented Crimson choke-hold? We hope so!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on June 29, 2023, 09:52:11 pm
El Escarabajo Carmesí (Thestar Ngárak)

Approved with 0 points remaining!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Shagoli on June 30, 2023, 12:19:17 am
Long-time lurker, first-time poster, here's to hoping my guy doesn’t get pulped immediately o/

Frunkus - Leopard gecko man (260)
Spoiler: Image (click to show/hide)

Skills:
Equipment:
(Should be 0 points remaining)

Raised by kobolds, Frunkus (“Kas”) has always been a big, square fish in a little, round pond. Once a mere sentry, he killed an elven scourge to kobold-kind and caught the eye of a local hamlet for doing so. Kas had never been much of a fighter in the first place, but the culture of the outside world intrigued him – particularly this thing called “music,” a thing kobold culture neither has nor is interested in. Enchanted with the idea of musical performance art, Kas has been physically training to play the biggest instrument he possibly can ever since. A gladiator tournament sounds like a lovely way to get in some training and practice! (He is woefully out of his league as he has never seen an animal larger than a horse and has no idea that animals can even get that big. He is not fully aware of what a gladiator tournament entails but will gleefully march to his doom anyways.)
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Lemunde on June 30, 2023, 01:11:16 am
i already entered a guy but i am curious if blood men/other elementmen would be allowed to compete

I checked that one out myself. Aside from the stuff already mentioned, it's a bad idea to use creatures composed of non-solid materials as it doesn't take very much to kill them.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on June 30, 2023, 01:32:59 am
Long-time lurker, first-time poster, here's to hoping my guy doesn’t get pulped immediately o/
Frunkus - Leopard gecko man (260)

Approved with 0 points remaining. Also, nice art!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Inarius on June 30, 2023, 05:08:13 am
Ozordur - Tick man (260)

Skills:

    Competent Lasher (36)
    Novice Armor-User (2)
    Novice Dodger (5)
    Novice Shield-User (4)

Equipment:

    Iron Helm (24)
    Iron Mail Shirt (48)
    Copper Gauntlets (10)
    Wood Shield (45)
    Silver Whip (84)

Total : 258

Ozordur was a former foreman in a copper mine. He kept with him his copper shield, "offered" by the kobolds who "worked" for him. Quick to draw the whip, his blood ran cold when he learned of the launch of a gladiatorial tournament. He hopes to demonstrate the true power of this weapon so despised by dwarves, whose tip he moves with such skill. If he loses the tournament, he plans to become a musician. Probably in the brass section.

Sorry no talent for art, unless you accept Midjourney Tick-men ? :)
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on June 30, 2023, 05:23:39 am
Ozordur - Tick man (260)

Just wanted to double check something.
-Silver Whips are 84 points, not 56.
-however, Bronze and Iron Whips are 56 points, as both metals have a X2 cost modifier. (2x the base cost of 28 = 56)

Would you like to purchase a Bronze or Iron Whip for 56 points, or would you rather revise your build to allow for a Silver Whip?
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: chipathingy on June 30, 2023, 06:01:24 am
Name: Madame Spots
Race: Jaguar Woman (195)

Skills:
- Competent Spearwoman (30)
- Skilled Dodger (50)
- Competent Armour User (12)
- Adequate Striker (12)
- Adequate fighter (9)

Equipment:
- Iron Spear (40)
- Iron Helm (24)
- Deer Leather Armour (12)
If she gets any free clothing can it be made of deer leather please

6 spare points

Somehow Madame Spots has allowed her silly husband to talk her into participating in this tournament rather than hunting sweet, delicious deer.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Inarius on June 30, 2023, 06:16:00 am
Thx for correctif me SlitherPapi ! I'll change my things to ajust to 260. Wood Shield and Silver Whip it will be !
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on June 30, 2023, 06:33:34 am
Name: Madame Spots

Approved with 6 points remaining.
Just a note however, Competent Striker is 24 points, not 12. 12 points gets you Adequate Striker.
Still, the math you have at the moment checks out, so you're approved with Adequate Striker instead of Competent. Let us know if you want to revise your build though!

Thx for correctif me SlitherPapi ! I'll change my things to ajust to 260. Wood Shield and Silver Whip it will be !

Approved with 2 points remaining!

Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: chipathingy on June 30, 2023, 06:37:21 am
I did mean adequate! Whoops
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Warzagg on June 30, 2023, 08:12:15 am
Aww yeah! Here's my entry for the tournament  :D

Name - Cackling Jack
Species - Hyena Man

210 point budget
Competent Fighter – 18 points
Competent Dodger –  30 points
Competent Swordsman – 30 points
Adequate Armor User - 6
Adequate Biter – 12
Adequate Discipline - 9
Jabberer Leather Armor – 12 points
Iron 2-H Sword – 56 points
Iron Helm – 24 points
Copper Gauntlets – 10 points
-   207 spent, 3 left

Lore – Cackling Jack hails from the Glowing Marshes, where he served for many years as the faithful lackey of the necromancer Muthro the Terrible. Jack beheaded Muthro, tired of being called a “gnoll” by his master and irked by the constant comparisons to grassy hills. A murderous maniac, he has since offered his services as a mercenary, bounty hunter and arena fighter, and he always refuses payment. To Jack, violence is a means to its own end, and the meaning of life can be summed up in five words; bloodshed served with a smile.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Inarius on June 30, 2023, 08:47:33 am
How many participants, for now ?
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Lemunde on June 30, 2023, 09:13:04 am
How many participants, for now ?

I count 43 out of 64 slots filled.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Thazzeus on June 30, 2023, 11:54:54 am
For arena testing, do I need to spawn with 2 boots/gloves or will 1 be considered a pair?
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Quantum Drop on June 30, 2023, 01:27:35 pm
For arena testing, do I need to spawn with 2 boots/gloves or will 1 be considered a pair?
Far as I can tell you have to spawn two for it to be a pair.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Thazzeus on June 30, 2023, 01:38:51 pm
For arena testing, do I need to spawn with 2 boots/gloves or will 1 be considered a pair?
Far as I can tell you have to spawn two for it to be a pair.

Awesome Thanks!

Also for the organizers, my spreadsheet was finally updated.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1huhE_nFaUME5CCWci4GJuJC7A2xb-AByPwREVlvqVdI/edit?usp=sharing

You may post this DF Gladiator Creator and disseminate as much as you want.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: RandomFastom on June 30, 2023, 02:48:26 pm
First Tournament, hope my little human doesn't get demolished by the competition...

Name: Carabella the Fast
Species: Human
Starting Points: 210

Proficient Dodger - 75pts
Adequate Observer - 9pts
Adequate Discipline - 9pts
Competent Crossbowman - 18pts
Steel Crossbow - 96pts (4*24pts)
Total Spent: 207pts
Points Remaining: 3pts

Ideally, they'd at least be wearing underwear, or at least spider silk civilian clothing, maybe a nice winter sweater, but there's no option for it.

Lore: Carabella is, at heart, a professional snowball dodger, living up high in the mountains and having fun with her fellow villagers who wield snowballs like machine guns. Under this circumstance, Carabella considers themselves pretty good at dodging things, though she never was good at the whole throwing snowballs part. But, in preparation for the competition, seeing as they had to fight other creatures and kill them, they decided to take up the crossbow, because all fights are best done at a distance.

Carabella does not believe in armor, because if you can't get hit, there's no need for armor. She believes that all the melee people in the gladiator tournaments will fall to the great skill issue of 'I cannot hit you at a distance'. Is a firm believer in the Military-Workshop Complex, and loves Catapults. They're kinda like giant snowball launchers, just more painful. She entered because she thought all competitors would be melee idiots and not have shields to protect them from bolts, and she might be able to fund her Military-Workshop complex dreams. She might be right, but we'll see if she can outrun someone trying to decapitate her.

Appearance if you want to know: Blonde, Average height, Moderately fair, and Brown eyes. Girl is from a cold climate up north. Imagine a scandanavian person or somethin, I can't draw.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Salmeuk on June 30, 2023, 04:47:24 pm
Name: Nijinsky

Race: Human

Skills:

Proficient Dodger +75
Adequate Swordsman +15
Adequate Shield User +12
Competent Fighter +18

+120

Equipment:

Iron Short Sword +40
The iron sword is a plain, imperfect blade, stolen from the armory of his former master during his escape from the castle.

Highwood Shield +45
He carries a highwood shield, but it is battered and scarred from heavy use.

Leather mask +5
He wears this mask to protect his face from scars during sword duels.

+90

total = 210pts

Backstory: A dancer from the freezing highlands, Nijinsky is not known for his sanity. He eloped from his stable job as a castle guard but when the marriage fell through (she was a poet, turns out their love was just a metaphor all along) Nijinsky took up tavern dancing and has spent the last few years practicing the various traditional forms of his people.

The leather mask has fox-like ears and protects his face and upper neck. Most curiously the eyes are covered by thin circles of ruby gemstone, fashioned by dwarven gemcutters and appearing like a pair of shallow goggles, which allows for a tinted but fairly wide view from inside the mask.

Unfortunately, Nijinsky signed up thinking this was a tournament for dancers . . . a series of dance battles . . . and so will be severely confused during the first fight. Luckily, he carries his gear all the time.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Mkhos on June 30, 2023, 05:06:43 pm
First Tournament, hope my little human doesn't get demolished by the competition...

Name: Carabella the Fast
Species: Human
Starting Points: 210

Checks out with 3 points remaining. You can specify whatever non-armor clothing you would like, as long as you avoid layering. Would a silk shirt, trousers, and shoes be fine?

Name: Nijinsky

Race: Human

Checks out with 0 points remaining
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on June 30, 2023, 06:02:47 pm
Aww yeah! Here's my entry for the tournament  :D
Name - Cackling Jack

Your equipment and skills math checks out, however hyena men start with 215 points, not 210. So your current build leaves you with 8 points remaining.
Approved with 8 points remaining, however let us know if you want to revise your build :>
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Thomasasia on June 30, 2023, 07:26:07 pm
This is always so fun . :o Here is my entry to the competition:

Name : Massive Mike
Race : Troll

Skills :
Competent Dodger = 30

Equipment :
Copper mail = 30
iron great axe = 60

Total = 120

Backstory : In the age before dwarves or goblins, Trolls ruled the earth. Or at least, that's what Mike's mother told him, but she never was right in the head. Neither is Mike for that matter. One day, like many trolls, he was enslaved by goblin folk thanks to his gambling addiction, but he eventually won his freedom through his service in war, and his performance in gladiatorial combat. Here he was given his title by the goblins: Massive Mike, reflective of his large size, nearly 5 times the size of a goblin! Upon obtaining his freedom, he celebrated at a goblin bar, where he met a traveling Dwarf named Mkhos. Mkhos is the first dwarf Mike had ever met that wasn't trying to bury an axe in his face, and he told Mike of a tournament soon to start: a chance to win glory and immortality in the eyes of the world! Massive Mike, wisely knowing that Trolls don't live very long anyway, set off to join this tournament. He is intent to meet more people like Mkhos, and to win wealth and glory!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Salmeuk on June 30, 2023, 07:28:52 pm
Name: Nijinsky

Race: Human

Checks out with 0 points remaining

thank you kindly
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on June 30, 2023, 08:06:04 pm
This is always so fun . :o Here is my entry to the competition:
Name : Massive Mike

Approved with 0 points remaining!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: RandomFastom on June 30, 2023, 08:58:28 pm

Would a silk shirt, trousers, and shoes be fine?



Yep! Sounds good.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Warzagg on June 30, 2023, 09:16:06 pm
Okay, I'll spend 7 points on Jabberer leather leggings, which will leave Jack with one point.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Mudequipy on June 30, 2023, 10:11:34 pm
Name: Faurine Lethiramí

Race: Elf(+220)

Equipment:

Skills:

SPENT: 216
LEFTOVER: 4

Backstory:
  "Faurine is a promising but unambitious archer that decided to try her luck in the coliseum after being banned from her village."
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: evilwaldo on June 30, 2023, 10:45:44 pm
Long time fort maker first time in the Tournament.

Name: Doft

Race: Yeti (+100)

Equipment:
Silver Warhammer (-78)

Skills:
Adequate Hammerman (-15)
Novice Dodger (-5)

Spent: 98
Leftover: 2

Backstory: Doft is, well, simply a yeti with a hammer. Doft was captured by dwarfs and chained up at the end of a trap hallway. He was given a hammer and told to "smash goblin." he never saw many goblins but when he did, he smashed. The dwarfs of the fort grew tired of feeding him and the inevitable swings of the hammer that came with it so, they decided to enter him into the Gladiator Tournament of the year. The dwarfs hope he will bring fame and fortune to their mountain home!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on June 30, 2023, 10:56:43 pm
Okay, I'll spend 7 points on Jabberer leather leggings, which will leave Jack with one point.

Perfect, updated your build accordingly.

Name: Faurine Lethiramí

Approved with 4 points remaining! Always fun to see an archer in these events.

Long time fort maker first time in the Tournament.
Name: Doft

Approved with 2 points remaining!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Rumrusher on July 01, 2023, 10:07:21 am
Name: "Boogie Wonderland"

Race: Bogeyman (Size 50; points 220+?)

Skills:
Proficient Dodger 75
Competent Striker 30
Competent Biter 30
Competent Observation 30
Competent Wrestler 30
Novice Dancer 5

Total spent: 200

Background:
From parts unknown.

looking through this I feel like 47.05 era bogeymen in arena isn't really that static so outside of the werebeast transformation ordeal bogeymen naturally have and possibly the might DQ themselves if the tourney runner doesn't go through and slap on 'can_learn' on to all the larger animals in the raws to prevent them being used in the random transformation pool... you still got a randomly generated creature that might gain flight with wings or end up with flightless wings every time the tourney runner opens arena mode. also it might also be similar to the Minotaur scenario where they start with natural skills on top of what ever skills you slap on.
and I think the set combat skills they have is set to talented.
oh and on top of that their attack and recover is set to 2 so they are one tick faster in unarmed melee than most creatures in the game barring the other randomly generated creatures(though this is going off if they just fought you and not instantly shapeshifted since they shapeshift as a defense mechanism).

(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/302956330304667649/1124694728886210610/this-build-is-strong.png)

this is the stats of the bogeyman with the selected skills added on top of the natural skills they normally have.

As someone who probably like to see a bogeyman enter into this tourney, the process to see one get added in would require manipulating the entire creature raw pool to workaround the hardcoded nature of the 'under a kobold' size being and that doesn't cover the no exert bits meaning if the bogeyman survives combat long enough for the transformation timer runs out they get a full heal.
or extract the raws of a bogeyman to then edit that raw file to make them tournament legal which depends on how you do that. Do you keep the transformations or do you remove that and make them 44.12 era bogeymen with no natural skills or do you keep the natural skills and just reduce the points you get on building the character, or keep the transformation but set it to curated creature pool and remove the natural skills?

any way a bit more thought into the veto on bogeymen that would require a bunch of changes to get the appeal to go through.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: DeKaFu on July 01, 2023, 10:12:20 am
Wow, I love this and am sad I missed its existence until this year!
I'm not sure if this is an unstated rule (or a stated rule that I missed), but are you allowed to enter more than one gladiator?

Either way, here's my entry:


Name: Nycteris "Nick" Nana
Race: Bat man (260 points)

Skills:
Competent Archer (-12)
Talented Crossbowman (-63)
Proficient Dodger (-75)
Adequate Observer (-9)

Equipment:
Steel Crossbow (-96)
Cave Spider Silk Shirt (0)
Cave Spider Silk Pants (0)
Cave Spider Silk Hood (0)

Unspent points: 5

Backstory:
Nick doesn't really want to be here. In fact, he's not even sure how he got here. He's not much of a fighter, what with his fragile bones and all. He's just hoping against hope that maybe, with his trusty crossbow, he can kill things from far enough away that he'll be able to avoid being crushed like a bug and flap out that door at the end of this.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on July 01, 2023, 11:04:32 am

I'm not sure if this is an unstated rule (or a stated rule that I missed), but are you allowed to enter more than one gladiator?

Name: Nycteris "Nick" Nana


Your build is approved with 5 points remaining!
Only 1 gladiator per person is allowed, however. That way we give as many different people as possible the chance to compete :>
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Salmeuk on July 01, 2023, 11:57:32 am
Wow, I love this and am sad I missed its existence until this year!
I'm not sure if this is an unstated rule (or a stated rule that I missed), but are you allowed to enter more than one gladiator?

I would like to submit 10 kobolds in a trenchcoat as my competitor, thank you
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: DeKaFu on July 01, 2023, 12:06:08 pm
Your build is approved with 5 points remaining!
Only 1 gladiator per person is allowed, however. That way we give as many different people as possible the chance to compete :>

Very understandable! I thought that would be the case, but figured I'd get clarification before shelving my other idea. :)
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SamJF on July 01, 2023, 12:08:29 pm
Here goes!

Name: Butcher Bart
Race: Human (210 points)

Skills:

Equipment:
UNSPENT: 0 point

Backstory: Born in the haunted hallows of Fairyfarts, Bartholomew "Bart" Salazar Ernest Worrell Dinklebrugh Harkens Crumblord III (stage name Butcher Bart) lived with the levy, hacking to bits the undead invaders from the mystical wilderness beyond his hamlet. Indeed, in the camp kitchen, Bart would thriftily skimp out on meat costs by making use of the still ferocious zombie leftovers from the most recent skirmish. No secret can be kept forever, though, and he was ousted from his position with cries of "What is wrong with you?!" and "I thought his pot roasts were great, honestly." Now, he's a gladiator.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on July 01, 2023, 12:27:54 pm
Here goes!
Name: Butcher Bart

-Carving Knives and Forks have a base cost of 14 points. If you wanted steel ones, they would cost 56 points each.
-In addition, both use the Knife User skill, so it's up to you if you want to drop the Axeman skill, and re-invest those points into something else.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SamJF on July 01, 2023, 12:51:22 pm
-Carving Knives and Forks have a base cost of 14 points. If you wanted steel ones, they would cost 56 points each.
-In addition, both use the Knife User skill, so it's up to you if you want to drop the Axeman skill, and re-invest those points into something else.

In that case, I'll keep the weapons steel, drop the axeman skill, and instead go for skilled knife user and competent discipline, bringing my unspent points to a clean 0. I'll update my post to reflect
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on July 01, 2023, 01:02:19 pm
In that case, I'll keep the weapons steel, drop the axeman skill, and instead go for skilled knife user and competent discipline, bringing my unspent points to a clean 0. I'll update my post to reflect

Perfect, approved with 0 points remaining!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Asheeer on July 01, 2023, 05:11:55 pm
My first tournament! It's a really cool idea

Name: Clunk the Hunk

Race: Gremlin (+310)


Equipment:
Iron High Boots (-20)
Iron Gauntlets (-16)
Iron Helm (-24)
Iron Breastplate (-40)
Iron Greaves (-36)
Iron Scimitar (-40)

Skills:
Adequate Discipline (-9)
Adequate Fighter (-9)
Competent Dodger (-30)
Competent Swordsman (-30)
Adept Armor User (-56)

SPENT: 310
LEFTOVER: 0


Backstory:

Clunk the Hunk got his name due to his muscular appearance and the suit of armor he wears around that makes him loudly clunk as he hobbles around almost completely covered by the armor. Standing out from a young age he wanted to fight head on rather than sneak around other settlements like the other gremlins, and after he nearly took on an entire dwarf squad he was caught in a cage trap. Unable to escape he was incorporated into the dwarven fortress as a member of their military where he commissioned a special set of armor from a blacksmith, after acquiring this however he could not pay the blacksmith back and ran away attempting to make the money to re-enter his dwarven home, he hopes that by winning the gladiator tournament he will be able to accomplish his goal and live a calm, violent life back at home.

Credit to kosmossen for the submission template
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on July 01, 2023, 07:35:48 pm
My first tournament! It's a really cool idea
Name: Clunk the Hunk

Approved with 0 points remaining!
However, 56 points into Armor User raises the skill to Adept, not Skilled. Your current build's cost works, so just let us know if you actually wanted Skilled Armor User instead of Adept.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: WholesomeShadow on July 01, 2023, 09:01:02 pm
Yetti soon to become spaggetti
Yeti -- 100 pts.
skilled wrestler 40
skilled dodger 40
adequate observer 9
adequate discipline 9
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Mkhos on July 01, 2023, 09:16:49 pm
Yetti soon to become spaggetti
Yeti -- 100 pts.

Unfortunately skilled dodger is 50 points, which puts you over your 100 point limit. Please adjust your points however you would like to be legal, and then we can approve your gladiator.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Asheeer on July 01, 2023, 10:31:32 pm
My first tournament! It's a really cool idea
Name: Clunk the Hunk

Approved with 0 points remaining!
However, 56 points into Armor User raises the skill to Adept, not Skilled. Your current build's cost works, so just let us know if you actually wanted Skilled Armor User instead of Adept.

I would like to keep adept, thanks!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Stimraug on July 02, 2023, 11:40:48 am
Stimraug, Armadillo Man

Exiled from the great armadillo man clans of the Malevolent Mountains for not wanting
to take up arms in a war he saw unjust, declared on a nearby peaceful hoary marmot man
clan, Stimraug only wished to hone his skills on inanimate objects and falling rain
drops (a rain drop to an armadillo man feels very cold when it gets below the shell).
He has something to prove now and to be accepted back into his clan again. Stimraug
thus set out to take part in a gladiator tournament he had heard of with only his
favourite dagger wit him.


Equipment
Large iron dagger

Skills
Novice Fighter
Talented knife user
Talented dodger

Points spent: 245
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Mkhos on July 02, 2023, 12:42:04 pm
Stimraug, Armadillo Man


Checks out with 0 points remaining
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: bifibloust on July 02, 2023, 02:49:05 pm
Name :Zglbrk The unbreakable

Race:
Jumping spider man (260)
Skills:
proficient shield user   -60
competent swordman   -30
adequate fighter   -9

Equipment:
5 cedar wood buckler   -112.5
iron short sword   -40
loincloth 0

8.5 points left

Backstory :

Nobody know, Zglbrk The Unbreakable cant speak.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Mkhos on July 02, 2023, 03:59:05 pm
Name :Zglbrk The unbreakable


Checks out with 8.5 points remaining
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Inarius on July 02, 2023, 05:06:19 pm
We are around 55, aren't we ?
Only a few days left you can do it !!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: potatoalienof13 on July 02, 2023, 08:23:29 pm
Name: Just A Bird Man Without A Bird Plan (or "Jabmwabp" for short)
Race: Peregrine falcon man (255 points)

Equipment:
Silver scourge (28 * 3 = 84)
Wood shield (60 * 0.75 = 45)

Skills:
Competent dodger (30)
Competent shield user (24)
Competent lasher (36)
Competent fighter (18)
Adequate observer (9)
Adequate discipline (9)

Remaining points: 0

Backstory:
Just A Bird Man Without A Bird Plan used to be a peregrine falcon man, but now he is a peregrine falcon man. He is totally unprepared for this. He doesn't even have any armor. Probably gonna lose the first fight.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on July 02, 2023, 08:30:30 pm
Name: Just A Bird Man Without A Bird Plan (or "Jabmwabp" for short)

Approved with 0 points remaining!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Mavell_Duceau on July 02, 2023, 09:41:10 pm
Well well, it has been a while! Glad i had this account from a... somewhat ancient iteration of this tournament back in 2015.

Joanna D’Grandsknecht

All sorts flock to the arena. In this case, a seven foot tall lizardwoman mercenary, with a nasty halberd and a nastier attitude, informally known as Joanna the Goanna.
Packing only the essentials, definitely not because she got drunk and lost half her kit, she's unshakably confident. Either that, or its hard to read nerves on a lizard's face.

MONITOR LIZARD WOMAN (190 points)

SKILLS
EQUIPMENT
1pt Remains
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on July 02, 2023, 09:49:13 pm
Well well, it has been a while! Glad i had this account from a... somewhat ancient iteration of this tournament back in 2015.
Joanna D’Grandsknecht

Approved with 1 point remaining, welcome aboard!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: arbyD on July 02, 2023, 11:02:54 pm

Name: Malchus

Race: Lion Man (+175)

Equipment:
Iron Halberd (-56)

Skills:
Proficient Axeman (-90)
Novice Discipline (-3)
Adequate Dodger (-15)

SPENT: 164
LEFTOVER: 11

Backstory:

Malchus was a bred to battle. Decades long breeding experiments by a crazed civilization wanted to create the best warrior. They wanted to make someone who could compete with vampires, titans, and eventually... those that lurk beneath. Malchus was entered into this tournament to display his skill and to bring others into the fold, to accept this breeding program to make lots of lionfolk heroes. Malchus' self worth is tied directly to his battle prowess, due to his experiment like upbringing. He already had to beat a rival competitor from his own fortress to make it this far... His own best friend, a hyenaman whip wielding madman. It pained him to kill his friend, and yet it showed his value to society and therefore was worth it. It had to be worth it, just as the deaths due to come must be worth it so that more of his kin can be bred for heroic deeds.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on July 02, 2023, 11:13:21 pm
Name: Malchus

Approved with 11 points remaining!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Merrygin on July 03, 2023, 02:32:31 am
Hi all, I hope there is still some space for this sweet boy!

Sweetteeth

Leech Man (250)

Skills:
Proficient Wrestler -60
Proficient Biter -60
Novice Dodger -5
Adequate Fighter -9

Equipment:
Black bronze helm -24
Black bronze breast plat -40
Black bronze greaves -36
Black bronze gauntlets -16

Remaining Points: 0

Known to his friends as Sweety (his real name is unknown, since his face seems mainly to consist of a gaping round hole of teeth), this agreeable fellow became a good friend to a dwarven fortress when he was found deep in the lower caverns, stuck on a towering demon who nearly broke into the fortress proper, sucking its boiling demon blood and minding his business. When the distracted (and visibly discomforted) demon was struck, the dwarves didn’t know anything better to do with Sweety, now unlatched, than shoving him into some spare armor and enlisting him in the fortress’s Wrestling Squad. Currently lacking any demons or forgotten beasts to throw him on, and to keep Sweety nice and turgid, they decided to submit him to this years tournament. Telling by his increasing drooling and eager snapping of his mouth hole, Sweety seems to enjoy the idea.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on July 03, 2023, 02:43:16 am
Hi all, I hope there is still some space for this sweet boy!
Sweetteeth

Approved with 0 points remaining :>
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: diatere on July 03, 2023, 07:34:08 am
Excited! Glad to get in a couple of days before the deadline :)
I've been doing this every year since the third. Was u/black_n on Reddit.

Slappybara

Capybara Man (220)

Skills:
Competent Striker (24)
Competent Dodger (30)

Equipment:
Adamantine Gauntlets (96)

Remaining Points: 70

A capybara man who got called cute one too many times, Slappybara now travels the world fighting in every underground wrestling tournament he can get into to prove his macho.
He sneaks his trademark cyan "brass" knuckles into every fight he gets into, and they always pack a punch (or a slap, rather). Secretly, he likes being called cute, though.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on July 03, 2023, 08:04:19 am
Excited! Glad to get in a couple of days before the deadline :)
I've been doing this every year since the third. Was u/black_n on Reddit.

Slappybara


Approved with 70 points remaining! Glad to have you back :>
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: BecauseISaid on July 03, 2023, 09:00:59 am
Sharpfist

Hyena Man (215)

Skills:
Proficient Fighter (45)
Talented Knife User (105)
Competent Dodger (30)
Novice Observer (3)

Equipment:
Large Iron Dagger (32)

Remaining Points: 0

Backstory:
Sharpfist was always unstable, even for a hyena. At a very young age he fashioned his own dagger out of a piece of iron he found outside and now he never goes anywhere without it. He loved hunting small critters with his knife, and his parents feared he might try to kill someone, so they signed him up for this, so he could kill and they wouldn't have to worry about him.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on July 03, 2023, 09:22:53 am
Sharpfist

Approved with 0 points remaining!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: mightymike on July 03, 2023, 10:47:36 am
Logan the Wolverine Man

Hello this is such an awesome idea! I am a new entrance and hope there are still spaces left! Let me know if I goofed up as well...

Logan the Wolverineman fights to avenge Jean the beautiful sorceress who has been captured by the evil emperor. Logan had been captured by the same evil emperor who had forced to drink a powerful elixir that gave him the ability to regenerate however drove him into a maddening bloodlust and amplified his rage. Logan attempts to fight his way through the brutal gladiatorial ranks and tales of his fearsome prowess and indomintable spirit spread like wild fire, reaching Jean's ears. Her heart clings to the hope that her beloved wolverine, now a slave, still existed within the violent shell he had become.

Comp Fighter   30
Talented Knife   105
L. Iron Daggers (2)   64
Lion Leather mask   5
Adequate Dodger   15
Lion Leather Armor   12
Lion Leather Leggings   7

238
   
   
   238
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Stimraug on July 03, 2023, 12:02:27 pm
Excited! Glad to get in a couple of days before the deadline :)
I've been doing this every year since the third. Was u/black_n on Reddit.

Slappybara

Capybara Man (220)

Skills:
Competent Striker (24)
Competent Dodger (30)

Equipment:
Adamantine Gauntlets (96)

Remaining Points: 70

A capybara man who got called cute one too many times, Slappybara now travels the world fighting in every underground wrestling tournament he can get into to prove his macho.
He sneaks his trademark cyan "brass" knuckles into every fight he gets into, and they always pack a punch (or a slap, rather). Secretly, he likes being called cute, though.

How do these feather-light gauntlets slap anyone? :D
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: kesperan on July 03, 2023, 12:51:00 pm
Logan the Wolverine Man

Hello this is such an awesome idea! I am a new entrance and hope there are still spaces left! Let me know if I goofed up as well...

Logan the Wolverineman fights to avenge Jean the beautiful sorceress who has been captured by the evil emperor. Logan had been captured by the same evil emperor who had forced to drink a powerful elixir that gave him the ability to regenerate however drove him into a maddening bloodlust and amplified his rage. Logan attempts to fight his way through the brutal gladiatorial ranks and tales of his fearsome prowess and indomintable spirit spread like wild fire, reaching Jean's ears. Her heart clings to the hope that her beloved wolverine, now a slave, still existed within the violent shell he had become.

Comp Fighter   30
Talented Knife   105
L. Iron Daggers (2)   64
Lion Leather mask   5
Adequate Dodger   15
Lion Leather Armor   12
Lion Leather Leggings   7

238
   
   
   238

Haha this is almost exactly the same as my wolverine man, Logem. Hope they don’t have to face each other!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: mightymike on July 03, 2023, 01:08:48 pm
Hahaha that’s hilarious. I will drink to the wolverine men! Good luck!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Asheeer on July 03, 2023, 03:24:22 pm
Hi I wanted to join the discord but the link has expired could I get a new one
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Mkhos on July 03, 2023, 04:01:44 pm
Logan the Wolverine Man


Competent fighter is 18 points, but you paid 30, so I'm assuming you want Skilled? if that's the case, approved with 2 points remaining.

Hi I wanted to join the discord but the link has expired could I get a new one

The link in the document hub has been updated to a permanent one.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: mightymike on July 03, 2023, 04:08:06 pm
Yes thank you for the adjustment!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: mightymike on July 03, 2023, 04:18:24 pm
Logan the Wolverine Man


Competent fighter is 18 points, but you paid 30, so I'm assuming you want Skilled? if that's the case, approved with 2 points remaining.

Hi I wanted to join the discord but the link has expired could I get a new one

The link in the document hub has been updated to a permanent one.

Yes thank you for the adjustment. I think I posted the response in the correct place now. This is new to me....
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Salvadaddy on July 03, 2023, 05:38:15 pm
I just registered to bay12 for this event, so sorry if this reply is formatted odd or anything


I wish to register [Prickle Rick]

Race: Echidna Man
Starting Points: 245

Equipment:
Iron High Boots -20
Iron Helm -24
Iron Mail Shirt -48
Feather Wood Buckler -23
Iron Spear -40

Skills:
Competent Dodger -30
Competent Shield User -24
Novice Armor User -2
Novice Discipline -3
Competent Spearman -30

Excess Points: 1


I'm not great with lore, but Prickle Rick wishes to enter the arena to prove to the world that echidna men have just as much fighting prowess as any dominant race!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on July 03, 2023, 05:43:07 pm
I just registered to bay12 for this event, so sorry if this reply is formatted odd or anything
I wish to register [Prickle Rick]

Your wish is granted, approved with 1.5 points remaining!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Boofy on July 03, 2023, 07:17:22 pm
Name:Boofy

Race:Ant Man (drone) 280

Equipment
platinum pick -104
Wood Shield -45
Copper Breastplate -25

Skills
Competent Shield User -24
Competent Dodger -30
Skilled Hammerman -50

Lore: Tired of the flak the bees men were giving him for being able to fly and not sting he is here to show some real pain from the skies.

2 points remaining
give me the basic clothing set
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on July 03, 2023, 07:33:53 pm
Name:Boofy

Approved with 2 points remaining!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Mavell_Duceau on July 03, 2023, 08:38:52 pm
... you know, I only just realised that the core tournament document (and presumably its older iterations from the earlier reddit tournaments too) actually has an attribution to my account here for when I did a half-ish tournament's worth of fight matchup commentary posts about 8 years ago. God, has that been there the whole time?
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Cut-More-Supreme on July 04, 2023, 07:54:18 am
Name: Marmota Monax
Groundhog Man - 250 points

Equipment:
Black-bronze pickaxe -52
Copper helm -15
Copper gauntlets -10
Copper high boots -12.5

Skills:
Proficient Hammerman -75
Skilled Dodger -50
Competent Armor user -12
Adequate Discipline -9
Adequate Fighter -9

Lore: “These dwarves have dug far too deep, now I’m going to show them what comes with unrestrained greed”

Marmota is a proud miner from the Groundhog kingdoms far to the south. His peoples’ burrow had stood for centuries as a bastion of happiness and simple living. Marmota lived contentedly with his Groundhog woman wife (Marmalade) and 8 Groundhog children, until the clowns came.

Horrifying demons boiled up from a side passage that was close to a thought to be a defunct dwarven fortress… but obviously the curse of their ambitions had stayed long after the few survivors had sealed the entrance. The demons trapped below with nothing to sate themselves but long dried bones expanded secret passages and found their way into Marmota’s burrow.

None of Marmota’s family survived, but he did. With his stained black-bronze pickaxe he travels to the tournament to take revenge against those Adamantium obsessed dwarves whose greed is what really killed his family.

“Father to 8 murdered Groundhog children. Husband to a murdered Groundhog wife. I will have my Groundhog revenge.”
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: BlackGriffin23 on July 04, 2023, 08:55:09 am
Name: Sylvia Welernay
Points: 210

Skills:
Adequate Axewoman: 18
Competent Dodger: 30
Novice Observer: 3
Adequate Armour User: 6
Novice Discipline: 3
Total: 60

Equipment:
Copper Halberd: 35
Iron Helm: 24
Iron High Boots: 20
Iron Gauntlets: 16
Iron Mail Shirt: 48
Linen trousers and tunic: 0
Scarlet-dyed silken cape: 0
Total: 143

Overall: 203
Points remaining: 7

Biography: The Scarlet Empire, located to the west of the Arena, is the dominant nation of the continent it was born on. Encompassing many lands and races, it had always been known for its rampant militarism and oppression towards its conquered peoples; and although in the latest years the latter part of its infamy had been receding thanks to the radical reforms of Emperor Harold III and the shift in public opinion brought about by the successes of one Alea Daybird, not only had the first one not been receding, but it might even have intensified.

Sylvia and her twin sister, Liselotte, were born as the eldest children of House Welernay, once awarded a sizable portion of the Rushing Bay region called Gelara and a seat at the Council for their service in the conquest of the region. For a heiress of such a position, Sylvia was always rather demure and peaceful. Although she had received an education proper for her station, including military prowess, she had always been much more interested in history and arts rather than warfare or rulership - something that had stood out starkly in a might-obsessed Empire.

Still, she was an heiress, and her parents were not willing to disinherit her. When she and her sister turned twenty-one, they abdicated, desiring peace and quiet after their lives of service to Scarletians. Liselotte inherited the lordship of Gelara, a position that she was much more suited towards than her sister, while Sylvia became a councilor, aiding the Emperor in ruling the domain. For a few more years, life seemingly settled into a fine pace for Lady Welneray.

It was, of course, to everyone’s surprise when, after mere two years of service, Sylvia volunteered to represent the Scarlet Empire in the Great Tournament. Those who knew her noted that such an act was completely out of character for the lady. The reason for her decision, according to her own words, was her undying love for the Scarlet Empire; touched by her sincerity, Emperor Harold agreed to provide her with all armour that she required, even if Sylvia had refused a more functional weapon than her ceremonial halberd. And so she enlisted as a champion of His Majesty and all Scarletians, willing to spill blood to remind the world of the magnificence of the empire oft-forgotten by the oversea peoples.

Or so the story goes, at least. The more observant among the staff and the spectators can easily see the look of despair with which Sylvia signed the gladiator contract, her defeated posture and weakness in her knees as she walks through the Arena City and the fear with which she visits the tournament facilities. Yet, she has no choice but to fight and win if she is to survive Armok’s playground that she has found herself put into.

Appearance: She is slightly shorter than average. Her eyes are grey. Her moderately long red hair is arranged in a braid. Her face is oval. Her skin is slightly tan.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Mkhos on July 04, 2023, 11:00:01 am
Name: Marmota Monax
Groundhog Man - 250 points

Checks out with 5.5 points remaining.

Name: Sylvia Welernay
Points: 210

Checks out with 7 points remaining
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: WholesomeShadow on July 04, 2023, 01:42:39 pm
Yetti soon to become spaggetti
Yeti -- 100 pts.

Unfortunately skilled dodger is 50 points, which puts you over your 100 point limit. Please adjust your points however you would like to be legal, and then we can approve your gladiator.

Changing skilled to competent.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Mkhos on July 04, 2023, 01:48:03 pm
Yetti soon to become spaggetti
Yeti -- 100 pts.
skilled wrestler 40
skilled dodger 40
adequate observer 9
adequate discipline 9

Checks out with 2 points remaining
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Bralbaard on July 04, 2023, 03:02:11 pm
OK... my first entry ever for a gladiator tournament. Here we go.

"Borberrorb the Thirsty"

Dark gnome: 290 points

Steel dagger -64
Featherwood buckler -22.5

Proficient dodger -75
Skilled fighter -30
Proficient knife user -75
Adequate shield user -12
Novice discipline -3
Novice observer -3

(5.5 remaining)

Lore:
Over the past month, Borberrorb got caught no fewer than 12 times in the cage trap leading to the booze stockpile of the arena.
The last time, rather than trying to talk some sense into the dark gnome, the arena staff decided not to bother and made him a last minute entry for the gladiator tournament instead. Even though he is now caged, Borberrorb seems to be blissfully unaware that he was signed up for anything at all. 

(https://i.imgur.com/lc3qtiA.png)
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: kesperan on July 04, 2023, 03:37:54 pm
Aww yeah, gnome power! Love the picture Bralbaard.

This is your first time in the tournament? I have been a part of the last 4 and they're super fun!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: croc on July 04, 2023, 04:31:16 pm
"Bruis wægn"

Bat man - 260 pts

Steel Crossbow - 96 pts
Expert Crossbowman - 108 pts
Competent Dodger - 30 pts
Competent Observer - 18 pts
Novice Discipline - 3 pts
5 pts left

Bruis is wearing what looks like a black blanket tied as a cape. No one can understand what he is saying, but he is frequently seen standing in dark corners holding the blanket halfway over his face and mumbling deep raspy noises.


Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on July 04, 2023, 04:40:11 pm
OK... my first entry ever for a gladiator tournament. Here we go.
"Borberrorb the Thirsty"

Approved with 5.5 points remaining. Also nice art!

"Bruis wægn"

Approved for now, but you have 29 points remaining, not 5. Let us know if you want to make any adjustments to your build!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: croc on July 04, 2023, 05:15:28 pm
Approved for now, but you have 29 points remaining, not 5. Let us know if you want to make any adjustments to your build!

Apologies, I forgot Competent Dodger. Updated post.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on July 04, 2023, 05:36:03 pm
Approved for now, but you have 29 points remaining, not 5. Let us know if you want to make any adjustments to your build!
Apologies, I forgot Competent Dodger. Updated post.

Unfortunately, Competent Dodger is 30 points, not 24, which exceeds your point limit. Would Adequate Dodger (15 points) be alright?
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: croc on July 04, 2023, 06:42:11 pm
Unfortunately, Competent Dodger is 30 points, not 24, which exceeds your point limit. Would Adequate Dodger (15 points) be alright?

I have decided to reduce points in Discipline instead. Novice Discipline for 3 points, Competent Dodger for 30 points. I've been trying to use the gladiator builder spreadsheet but some of the values in my copy seem incorrect. I think it all adds up now. Sorry about that.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on July 04, 2023, 07:25:13 pm
I have decided to reduce points in Discipline instead. Novice Discipline for 3 points, Competent Dodger for 30 points. I've been trying to use the gladiator builder spreadsheet but some of the values in my copy seem incorrect. I think it all adds up now. Sorry about that.

No worries, approved with 5 points remaining!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Toybasher on July 04, 2023, 08:10:49 pm
NAME: James "Mephit-One" Misayuki
RACE: Skunk Man (250)

EQUIPMENT: Iron Mail Shirt (48 pts)

Iron Long Sword (48 pts)

SKILLS:
Proficient Fighter: 45 pts
Talented Swordsman: 105 pts
Novice Armor User (2 pts)

SPENT: 248 pts
EXTRA: 2 pts

BACKSTORY: This Skunk Man seems rather floofy and anxious. In an alternate universe, he was a fighter pilot. In this timeline, he entered a gladiator tournament in a quest for glory, even if it results in his death!

(I can't write good backstory, sorry. Expect his next of kin next year using his coffin as a weapon, and a running gag where each tournament has HIS next of kin, and HIS next of kin, using a coffin with their dead bodies in it as misc object users. I had to cobble this fighter together in a serious hurry because I originally didn't want to participate but changed my mind literally last minute >.>)
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on July 04, 2023, 08:40:56 pm
NAME: James "Mephit-One" Misayuki

Approved with 2 points remaining!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Astelon on July 04, 2023, 08:57:05 pm
Name: Bughead

Race: Drone Ant Man

Points used: 277/280 (3 remaining)

Skills:

Equipment:

Background:
Bughead shudders and begins to move. He looked around confused. He was dead, but not anymore. He also wasn't undead, at least he didn't think so, considering the headache he's been having since the moment he woke up. Resurrection isn't that nice, but at least it beats dying. He remembers all that happened, his time in the hive and his journeys after he was exiled, his fights in the arena and that unlucky hit. That was it, an unlucky hit that he should've prepared for better.

Wandering about, Bughead realised that he's still in Arena City, days after the tournament ended. At least the Reaper didn't win, he thought to himself. He would've loved to fight Papi in the finals. He had the fight planned before he even faced the Reaper. But he's alive, and he still has a chance.

During the time between the tournaments, Bughead enjoyed a pretty good life, thanks to the fame he earned. None of his kin have ever achieved as much as he did in the tournament, despite many having tried. But Bughead remembered what he needed to do: prepare for the next one. Death took a toll on him, and he was in no fighting shape. When the next tournament starts, he will be ready for it.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on July 04, 2023, 09:05:20 pm
Name: Bughead

Approved with 3 points remaining!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: aspy523 on July 04, 2023, 10:57:39 pm
**Diago Pastor 53rd**

**RACE:** Roach Man

**POINTS:** 260

**SKILLS:** Fighter 4 (SKILLED) (30)

SPEAR USER 4 (SKILLED) (50)

DODGE 4 (SKILLED) (50)

SHEILD USER 2 (ADEQUATE) (12)

OBSERVER 2 (ADEQUATE) (9)

DISCIPLINE 1 (NOVICE) (3)

**EQUIPMENT:**

WOODEN BUCKLER (22.5)

STEEL SPEAR (80)

**LEFTOVER POINTS**
3.5

**BACKGROUND:** "Hola my fans and worthy adversaries, my name is Diago Pastor the 53rd! You may remember my brother, Carlos Pastor the 113th,  but unlike him, and many of my 254 brothers and sisters, am not a knife fighter. After the brutal strike that felled my late brother, I looked to use the skills he developed and expand them in a different direction, the spear. While this has saddened many of my fellow family members, I seek to show them that this combat style is valid and is a new path to glory for our family."

"I seek to do this for the 200 siblings watching me at home! With the death of my brother, we have now lost 54 siblings. In his memory, I have taken his knife as the head of my spear.  I only hope that our dear mother can forgive me should I disgrace both my brother and the family."

"However I know that I will make my brother proud and ensure that he his remembered by everyone for the proud, strong warrior that I and my family know he is! Though he died young, he was one of the greatest knife fighters we had ever seen!"

"As my brother once said in these hallowed grounds! I wish the best of luck to my competitors! You are all great in spirit and pride and I cannot think of better foes to seek battle against! GOOD LUCK! AND MAY THE BEST MAN WIN THE TITLE!"
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on July 04, 2023, 11:08:14 pm
**Diago Pastor 53rd**

Approved with 3.5 points remaining :>
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Enemy post on July 05, 2023, 12:34:25 am
Munke, the Gorilla Guerilla

Race: Gorilla

Points: 165

Skills:
Skilled Fighter - 30
Competent Dodger - 30
Competent Observer - 18
Adequate armor user - 6
Adequate Discipline - 9

Equipment:
Iron helm - 24
Iron mail shirt - 48

Background:
An expert in gorilla warfare, Munke has been entered into the tournament by a local zoo that was monkeying around with alternative revenue options. He is trained to ape out on his opponents and drive them bananas with terror.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on July 05, 2023, 12:47:52 am
Munke, the Gorilla Guerilla

Approved with 0 points remaining!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: NRDL on July 05, 2023, 01:17:17 am
PTW, also how many spots are left
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Nibuddzhi on July 05, 2023, 03:11:36 am
Name: Horof DreadHoof

Race: Minotaur //+130 (130)

Equipment:
Bronze Great Axe //-30*2 (70)

Skill:
Skilled Dodger //-50 (20)

Spent 110
Leftover 20

Backstory: Horof proudly grew up with his brothers and dreamed of destroying many annoying adventurers with them. But Horof was afraid of pain and trained hard to avoid it, for which his brothers mocked him. He was expelled in disgrace. Only having earned great fame, he will regain the right to the name of the family.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Martelleus on July 05, 2023, 05:00:28 am
Literally just joined the forum to participate in this tournament.

Squirtplank
Beaver man (240)

Equipment:
Iron Scimitar (40)
Leather armour (12)
Iron gauntlets (16)
Leather leggings (7)
Iron high boots (20)
Iron Helm (24)


Skills:
Skilled swordsbeaver (50)
Skilled armour user (20)
Competent dodger (30)
Adequate fighter (9)
Adequate discipline (9)
Novice Swimmer (2)

Should come out to 239 points.

Lore: As a young beaver, Squirtplank desired one thing above all: to be a pirate and sail the seven seas in search of treasure. However, as boats have not yet been invented by the benevolent overlords of this universe, his dreams were shall we say shipwrecked. Currently marooned ashore and umemployed, he has decided to enter this tournament to pay the bills.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Turbo_Udon on July 05, 2023, 07:27:02 am
I was afraid that my account won't be accepted in time  :o

Name: Gromp Gromp

Race: Roach Man (+260)

Equipment:
Iron Whip (-56)

Skills:
Adept Lasher (-168)
Skilled discipline (-30)


SPENT: 254
LEFT: 6

Backstory:
Gromp Gromp came from lands of untamed rainforests. His kin once lived burrowed in the ground, scared of wild animals. But in recent years they mastered the art of lashing. No beast stands a chance against the cockroach man's whip. Even the most feared monsters like vampire mandrills or giant blue eyed tigers.
Gromp Gromp came to the tournament to show every men the glory of his tribe, even if the stake is his life.

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/drive-viewer/AFGJ81oAxzIEXeylJC3lcKnSm5fSff5Vt63QUck-lHHArrHJ5LT8P6hYKnD7ybLhaykAdPdvjCmaH8fFboUDMn577Q1ygbJV0A=w1366-h625)
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: 69420AnarchyWillWin42069 on July 05, 2023, 08:14:49 am
Name: Urist McGladiator IV

Race: Dwarf (220)

Equipment:

Featherwood Shield (45)
Iron Warhammer (52)

Skills:

Competent Fighter (18)
Competent Hammerdwarf (30)
Competent Dodger (30)
Competent Shield User (24)
Novice Discipline (3)

Leftovers: 18 points

Initial Promo:The latest and greatest in a long line of incredible gladiators, I'm gonna rock this tournament harder than any have before! Luck (And the referees) have conspired against me in the past but I'm not gonna let that stop me! NOTHING can stop me! My name is Urist McGladiator, and I'm not gonna stop until I hit the top!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on July 05, 2023, 02:25:01 pm
Name: Horof DreadHoof

The great axe is 60, not 70 points as you listed, but otherwise your math checks out. Approved with 20 points remaining!

Literally just joined the forum to participate in this tournament.
Squirtplank

Approved with 1 point remaining!

I was afraid that my account won't be accepted in time  :o
Name: Gromp Gromp

Approved with 6 points remaining!

Name: Urist McGladiator IV
 

Hell yeah brother, approved with 18 points remaining!


Cutoff for applications has now passed, so looks like you're the final participants in the tourney! best of luck to you all. :>
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Merfolk bait on July 05, 2023, 05:37:45 pm

Cutoff for applications has now passed, so looks like you're the final participants in the tourney! best of luck to you all. :>
Dang, missed due to internet. PTW.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Enemy post on July 05, 2023, 05:51:26 pm
Offiziell Munke art

(https://i.imgur.com/owZBvXa.png)
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: dikbutdagrate on July 05, 2023, 09:49:21 pm
Name: Sponge Bop Bonk

Race: Sponge

Skills: Talented Striker (105)

Background:
From parts unknown.

Edit: Can this be considered an addendum of my first application, which was declined?

Edit Edit: If I'm too late, thats fine.

Edit Edit Edit: "Yeah, well, I'm gonna go start my own tournament! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the tournament! ... Ah screw the whole thing."
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Badfuzzy on July 06, 2023, 12:46:45 am
Did I come up with this concept in a fey mood or was it only a dream?? Glad you're all having fun, I got in over my head for sure...
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Mkhos on July 06, 2023, 05:47:50 am
Light Battle Royale
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/eN1HfGHK (https://pastebin.com/eN1HfGHK)

Welcome one and all to the Light Division Battle royale! The six contestants before you have come to the arena for different reasons, but each was chosen by the luck of the draw to compete for the honor of a spot in the tournament. Let's hope this collection of warriors are ready, as position 63 won't be an easy prize to claim. Now without further ado, sit back, relax, and enjoy the bloodbath!

The brawl commences with a few notable moves. Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV is the first to land a damaging hit in the melee, smacking Oogway in the head! Damage is slight however, as Oogway's helm softens the blow to a minor bruise. Wasting no time, El Escarabajo Carmesi demonstrates his legendary Crimson Technique by effortlessly tackling Clunk The Hunk to the ground! This could get nasty if Clunk doesn't quickly find his footing! Clunk is quick to respond however, ruining the crimson luchador’s foot with his trusty scimitar!

Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV has more luck against Bloody Sucky Stabby, who he knocks to the ground with a punishing hammer strike to the leg! He cries out in fear at the carnage inflicted on him. Marmota Monax meanwhile is unable to land many hits, as he is forced on the defensive; parrying some strikes while others are absorbed by his armor.
The furious melee continues, with fighters getting bloodied and losing limbs. Before long, the first victim is claimed.

62: Clunk The Hunk is decapitated by  Marmota Monax’s black bronze pick, sending the gremlin's head sailing! Seems that the groundhog man took advantage of El Escarabajo Carmesi immobilizing his prey with a well executed wrestle takedown.

125: Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV is decapitated by Marmota Monax after being knocked prone by the groundhog man! The poor crab man was ganged up on by several fighters it seems.

149: Oogway is knocked unconscious by a vicious strike to the leg, courtesy of Marmota Monax! However, before he can finish the desert tortoise man off, El Escarabajo Carmesi uses the distraction, and pounces on the bloodthirsty groundhog man!   

170: El Escarabajo Carmesi, the legendary luchador, is stabbed in the head by Bloody Sucky Stabby. The crimson luchador lives up to his name, as he collapses dead in a pool of his own blood!

Three fighters remain, yet the slogfest turns into an awkward 2 man duel, as Oogway still lies unconscious in the bloody dirt of the arena. The injured Bloody Sucky Stabby has proven himself a killer already, but Marmota Monax is shaping up to be a ruthless opponent, and has yet to take a serious injury. With everything on the line, the two fighters charge at one another, holding nothing back.

215: Bloody Sucky Stabby finally bleeds to death at Marmota Monax's hands; losing several limbs to his pick's onslaught! 

251: Oogway bleeds to death, after Marmota Monax shatters his upper body with one of many savage pick strikes. The poor tortoise man has had a rough fight, spending the last chunk of it puking in agony on the floor. At least he had the mercy of falling unconscious long before his gruesome death. His soul can also take solace in the fact he was the only one to injure Marmota Monax, bruising his arm and leg, before sweet unconsciousness claimed him.

With this final kill, Marmota Monax raises his gore spattered black bronze pick, and roars in triumph. His bloody rampage, quick reflexes, and murderous cunning, have earned him the coveted 63rd spot in this year's gladiator tournament! Congratulations, and rest up. You’ll need your strength for round 1 of the tournament!

Kill Count.

1 kill: Bloody Sucky Stabby.

5 kills: Marmota Monax.

Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Mkhos on July 06, 2023, 05:49:17 am
Heavy Battle Royale
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/vQ0U92gT

Alright ladies and gentleman, you know the drill by now. These 7 fighters are here to claim the 64th spot in our gladiator tournament by right of bloody conquest! These are some of the biggest, beefiest fighters of all the land, and they're getting ready to spill their guts for your amusement! Which one will prevail? Let's find out!

Unlike the Light Division, the fighters of the Heavy Division waste no time, and dive headfirst into the carnage. No mucking about, no sizing each other up, just straight to killing! 

4: Joanna D'Grandsknecht is brutally decapitated by Cat-GPT The Tiger Terminator! The crowd is in an uproar seeing the monitor lizard toppled so swiftly by her cold hearted android foe!

This sudden death seems to have been a stroke of luck, as the fighters are having a much harder time killing one another now. Certainly, it's not for a lack of trying, as Cackling Jack spills Malchus's guts with a flick of his iron two handed sword! Knocked to the ground in agony, Malchus repays the injury by stabbing Cackling Jack in the left leg with his halberd, knocking him prone as well.

Being knocked prone is usually considered a death sentence, but the bloody duo of Malchus and Cackling Jack seem determined to buck that trend, injuring Doft and Borgol Bargestone who try in vain to take advantage of the injured fighters' weakness. Speaking of weakness, it seems that Priest Ndrog is attempting to flee for his life, screaming in panic at Cat-GPT The Tiger Terminator's onslaught. As the tiger android presses his assault, all the priest can do is dodge his blows, but sooner or later someone is bound to slip up...

Fear is natural under these circumstances, but one must learn to control it. Like Malchus, who declares how shaken he is, before savagely slicing off his mortal foe, Cackling Jack’s right paw! This duel to the death takes another nasty turn, as Cackling Jack stabs the prone lion man in the chest, tearing apart Malchus's spine! Unable to move much now, Malchus loses his Iron Halberd, but lashes out in defiance as he bleeds all over the arena. 
 
129: Doft dies after having his head cloven asunder by Cackling Jack's iron two handed sword! A spectacular comeback by the wounded hyena man.

150: Defenceless Malchus is stabbed in the lower body, and bleeds to death at the hands of Borgol Bargestone's iron spear. The diminutive dwarf isn’t letting the size of his foes get the better of him it seems!

196: Cackling Jack's right leg is fractured by Priest Ndrog's iron halberd in the bloody melee. With this final injury, the hyena man falls into the sweet embrace of death. It appears as though the cowering priest has finally decided to join the fight!

220: Borgol Bargestone the dwarf is decapitated by Priest Ndrog's iron halberd, after having jinxed himself by declaring that he'd improved at fighting. It's unwise to tempt fate like this, folks!

After this drawn-out bloodbath, two fighters remain standing. Cat-GPT The Tiger Terminator analyzes his foe, having already shown himself to be a cold hearted murder machine. Yet despite a rocky start, Priest Ndrog circles him with growing confidence. His cunning has allowed him to claim two lives so far, but will it be enough to carry him to victory? It certainly seems to be the case, as after trading a few unsuccessful attacks, he knocks the android prone, and lays into him mercilessly. As if to seal his fate in the same manner as Borgol Bargestone, Cat-GPT The Tiger Terminator boldly declares that he has improved his fighting, before being knocked unconscious by the furious blood cultist.

264: By the gods, Priest Ndrog lands a gelding strike on the unconscious Cat-GPT! What kind of foul blood cultist ritual is this? You don't need to toy with him, Ndrog! give him the mercy of death already!   

296: Cat-GPT The Tiger Terminator is finally skewered by Priest Ndrog's iron halberd. He bleeds to death, to the shocked silence of the crowd.

As he stands surrounded by the corpses of his hardy foes, the demented priest grins and mutters "Death... I feel very happy." reveling in his brutal conquest. The crowds cheer and jeer at his outrageous performance. He may have started this round with a meek performance, but he has more than earned the final 64th spot in this year's tournament. After his brutal treatment of the dominating Cat-GPT, I'd be worried for Priest Ndrog's opponent in round 1…

Kill Count.

1 kill: Cat-GPT The Tiger Terminator
1 kill: Cackling Jack
1 kill: Borgol Bargestone
3 kills: Priest Ndrog

Battle Royales written by SlitherPapi
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Mkhos on July 06, 2023, 05:57:31 am
Bracket viewable here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10q3Qojz8f8PS7QeOnmhJ5Xi5ph5lDB_ASTOtj8jnCeY/edit?usp=sharing

Betting for Round 1 is now Open! It will close on Friday, 7/14, at 2000 GMT.

Rules:
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Mavell_Duceau on July 06, 2023, 06:04:31 am
Ah, I. I see I have been relegated to the battle royale and then instantaneously decapitated as the very first hit landed properly, without taking a single action. Couldn't have gone worse, really. Well, blood for armok etc etc.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: digitaldryad on July 06, 2023, 07:01:21 am
Betting 35 on Marmota in Bracket 1DD!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Zonalar on July 06, 2023, 07:02:37 am
Betting 30 Gold on Knifin' Around, Matchup 1I.

After seeing his artwork - i mean "wanted-poster" - who wouldn't bet on this cute furry mammal of death? :D
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Warzagg on July 06, 2023, 07:05:36 am
Gah! At least Jack went down swinging. That priest is one brutal fellow. The committee from the Glowing Marshes bets 50 gold on Ndrog, and another 25 on... that odd bearded creature. The one with beards on its beards.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Stimraug on July 06, 2023, 07:30:41 am
80 gold on the silent slicer in bracket 1CC.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Merrygin on July 06, 2023, 07:49:08 am
Sweety's dwarven entourage wants to bet 50☼ on the Yeti because they like his white fur.
Sweety slurches in agreement because he likes the Yeti for his powerful cardiovascular system.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: coolguy65535 on July 06, 2023, 08:44:57 am
betting 99 on cupuacu
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Nekkowe on July 06, 2023, 09:01:18 am
80 on Furfoot in 1M
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: bifibloust on July 06, 2023, 10:02:58 am
50 on Zglbrk The unbreakable in 1N !
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: BecauseISaid on July 06, 2023, 10:05:37 am
I will bet 35 on Evil Death Roll
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Maloy on July 06, 2023, 10:07:40 am
Well, Avolition we didn't make it far, but we did make it!

Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Fuggy on July 06, 2023, 10:26:25 am
75 on Mr. T in matchup 1W please. Good luck to everyone
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Inarius on July 06, 2023, 11:59:50 am
50 gold on Madame Spots, she seems fit for winning + jaguar (wo)men are so feline !
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Lemon on July 06, 2023, 12:28:49 pm
20 gold on Slappybara,.matchup 1BB
I know my capybara brother is really macho and will show everyone the power of our specie !
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Quantum Drop on July 06, 2023, 01:02:14 pm
Spoiler: Pre-Tournament Writing (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: A Snippet of Betting (click to show/hide)

The delegation from Learned Order of Brass and Fire will wager 30 gold on the victory of Knifin’ Around (Matchup 1I), 25 on that of Marmota Monax (Matchup 1DD,) and 25 on that of Priest Ndrog (Matchup 1AA.) They wish the gladiators luck in their battles, and pray that the Scarlet Lord welcomes the arena's fallen to the High Halls.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Wolfkey on July 06, 2023, 02:22:29 pm
100 gold on Evil Death Roll.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: PlatinumJesus on July 06, 2023, 02:55:58 pm
Betting 99 gold on Wine! I believe in the mushroom lad!!!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Bralbaard on July 06, 2023, 03:15:15 pm
Well, Avolition we didn't make it far, but we did make it!

Avolition and Maloy are gone already?
I'll put 60 gold on Priest Ndrog (Quantum Drop). Some solid research seems to have gone into that build.
(More than for my own build certainly, I think I have never even started up arena mode in DF, despite playing the game for over a decade.)
 
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: ixn on July 06, 2023, 03:23:06 pm
As a fellow representative of rodent kind, I am obligated to bet 40 gold on Knifin' Around.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Salmeuk on July 06, 2023, 03:55:02 pm
my name is nijinsky in discord btw !

80 gold on my name-neighbor, Nostrotortoise the Desert Tortoise. That shell looks pretty handy in a fight!

Well, Avolition we didn't make it far, but we did make it!

Avolition and Maloy are gone already?


*pours one out*


also, Quantum, that is a brilliant bit of writing and I look forward to future journals from your delegation
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: delight on July 06, 2023, 04:16:50 pm
20 gold on Frunkus in matchup 1G!

(https://i.imgur.com/IltTEhi.jpg)
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Mkhos on July 06, 2023, 05:34:40 pm
Gah! At least Jack went down swinging. That priest is one brutal fellow. The committee from the Glowing Marshes bets 50 gold on Ndrog, and another 25 on... that odd bearded creature. The one with beards on its beards.

The delegation from Learned Order of Brass and Fire will wager 30 gold on the victory of Knifin’ Around (Matchup 1I), 25 on that of Marmota Monax (Matchup 1DD,) and 25 on that of Priest Ndrog (Matchup 1AA.) They wish the gladiators luck in their battles, and pray that the Scarlet Lord welcomes the arena's fallen to the High Halls.

The rules are that you can bet on only one gladiator per round. Which bet will be your official one?
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Quantum Drop on July 06, 2023, 05:36:28 pm
The rules are that you can bet on only one gladiator per round. Which bet will be your official one?
Ah. Whoops, probably should've read that before posting. In that case, the official bet will be 30 on Knifin' Around.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Mudequipy on July 06, 2023, 07:47:51 pm
I'll bet 20 gold on Evil Death Roll in matchup 1L.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: mightymike on July 06, 2023, 07:54:49 pm
Bracket viewable here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10q3Qojz8f8PS7QeOnmhJ5Xi5ph5lDB_ASTOtj8jnCeY/edit?usp=sharing

Betting for Round 1 is now Open! It will close on Friday, 7/14, at 2000 GMT.

Rules:
  • Betting is open both to the managers and the spectators of the tournament.
  • Every bettor starts out with 100 gold to be spent on the betting. You can't at any given moment put any more gold into a bet than you already have.
  • Every bettor can only put money on one gladiator per round.
  • Bets made after the official deadline for each round are not counted.
  • The system works in a way that allows those who bet on the underdogs (those who have less bet on them) to receive more gold than those who bet on the favorites, so go wild with your predictions!
50 gold on marmota in 1DD
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Canxio on July 06, 2023, 08:18:14 pm
Betting 50 on Marmota Monax, that guy is nuts
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Lemunde on July 06, 2023, 09:15:52 pm
50 gold on Beast of Spearimpale.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: veoviscool12 on July 06, 2023, 10:25:00 pm
I'll bet 30 gold on Squirtplank in the 1U fight.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Yobgod on July 06, 2023, 10:28:51 pm
40 Gold Urists on Sylvia Welernay!
My Manager's Assistant can still bet...
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Zonalar on July 07, 2023, 01:50:49 am
What a brutal and fun brawl! And the Tournament hasn't even officially started!
(https://i.imgur.com/OviU0of.jpg)
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Bralbaard on July 07, 2023, 02:23:55 am
also, Quantum, that is a brilliant bit of writing and I look forward to future journals from your delegation

Yet you place a bet against him :P ;D

80 gold on my name-neighbor, Nostrotortoise the Desert Tortoise. That shell looks pretty handy in a fight!

Aaah... the politics and backstabbing1 of the arena  :D

1(Small print: I've got money on this fight as well )
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: p_the_d on July 07, 2023, 08:30:45 am
Asa Peekot pivots and walks away from the draft board, he pulls a letter that was tucked in his threadbare loincloth and reads

Quote
Peekot, we hope the plan is successful and you draw a manageable melee engagement that will play to your athletic wiles in order to win funds for armor that our poor village can not afford. If that falls through there is the pointy stick we gave you that you've become so good at! We're so proud of you - we're sure you'll win the day!

folding the letter and tucking it back, Peekot briefly looks back at the draft board while taking in a deep breath, looks at his spear and presents it to his manager

"any chance we can swap this out?"

p_the_d looks around incredulously while backing up to the books' betting stable saying "what? do i look like an armory? anyway that's a perfect weapon!" while making hurried jabbing motions in the air "jab and poke, jab and poke", then turning around and whispering in to one of the book's ears "75 on Yeti Soon To Be Spaghetti"
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: DwarfFortressDude on July 07, 2023, 12:51:44 pm
 Hello! I wanted to bet 35 out of my 100 on the gladiator Zeps please.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Martelleus on July 07, 2023, 01:17:50 pm
70 on Osouf Amir
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Thomasasia on July 08, 2023, 01:15:15 am
I would like to bet 75 on my boy, Massive Mike.

Big troll or small jaguar woman? Oh man i wonder who will win  8)
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Rendentare on July 08, 2023, 11:57:57 am
I must respond in kind and bet 40 Gold on Skitterleap. May no shins be spared in her contest against the esteemed Furfoot!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Salmeuk on July 08, 2023, 04:31:29 pm
also, Quantum, that is a brilliant bit of writing and I look forward to future journals from your delegation

Yet you place a bet against him :P ;D

80 gold on my name-neighbor, Nostrotortoise the Desert Tortoise. That shell looks pretty handy in a fight!

Aaah... the politics and backstabbing1 of the arena  :D

1(Small print: I've got money on this fight as well )

According to my hastily written backstory, Nijinsky still thinks this is a dance tournament, though he is beginning to suspect something after the first dance-off resulted in six casualties.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: chipathingy on July 08, 2023, 06:11:36 pm
75 gold on my girl Madame Spots!
She normally hunts small, agile deer with her spear, big slow troll has no chance!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: ShockinglyTallDwarf on July 09, 2023, 11:35:53 am
also, Quantum, that is a brilliant bit of writing and I look forward to future journals from your delegation

Yet you place a bet against him :P ;D

80 gold on my name-neighbor, Nostrotortoise the Desert Tortoise. That shell looks pretty handy in a fight!

Aaah... the politics and backstabbing1 of the arena  :D

1(Small print: I've got money on this fight as well )

According to my hastily written backstory, Nijinsky still thinks this is a dance tournament, though he is beginning to suspect something after the first dance-off resulted in six casualties.

A dance tournament with only six casualties? Must've been a slow waltz  :P
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: aspy523 on July 09, 2023, 02:58:27 pm
This town aint big enough for the two of us roaches.

100 gold on Horof DreadHoof
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: PaperPlinkPlonk on July 10, 2023, 03:44:46 am
100 gold on Queen Regina Formicarium
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Headless on July 11, 2023, 08:19:31 pm
I wasn't planning to write so much but when I looked at the brackets and discovered Agea was a girl suddenly her family had things to say.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

A slender figure in and elegant cloak and hood glides up to the book maker.  50 Gold on Agea Velites su Theramachea bracket 1A.  He takes his marker a bumps into Cardinal Cassiera.  The man throws back his hood showing the the unnatural beauty of one of the fair folk.  "Watch yourself jackel."

Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: BlackGriffin23 on July 12, 2023, 08:57:59 am


Betting 35 gold on Priest Ndrog as a sign of respect for absolutely awesome writing on Quantum's post!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Eris235 on July 12, 2023, 07:10:36 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/jyGmsaa.png)

Actually finished the full bracket this year! Burned out the last two years partway through.

Let me know if you see any issues with loadouts or styles. Tried to guess who probably wanted clothes but didn't specify any, and who probably wanted to be nude lol. Also, colorspace I'm working with is limited, using the 8-bit NES palette for simplicity, but it does mean that some colors use the 'close enough' rule. Scaled things off my own boy, zeps, at size 35, being 16x16, and roughly scaling gladiator's height by the cube root of size (since that's volumetric). So sizes should be roughly correct compared to in-game, with some guesswork involved.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: kesperan on July 12, 2023, 07:24:28 pm
This... this is brilliant.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Inarius on July 13, 2023, 02:14:02 am
This is great !!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: veoviscool12 on July 13, 2023, 04:05:51 am
That is absolutely amazing!  :o
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: mightymike on July 13, 2023, 08:25:32 am
This is so awesome!

(https://i.imgur.com/jyGmsaa.png)

Actually finished the full bracket this year! Burned out the last two years partway through.

Let me know if you see any issues with loadouts or styles. Tried to guess who probably wanted clothes but didn't specify any, and who probably wanted to be nude lol. Also, colorspace I'm working with is limited, using the 8-bit NES palette for simplicity, but it does mean that some colors use the 'close enough' rule. Scaled things off my own boy, zeps, at size 35, being 16x16, and roughly scaling gladiator's height by the cube root of size (since that's volumetric). So sizes should be roughly correct compared to in-game, with some guesswork involved.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: AvolitionBrit on July 13, 2023, 12:29:09 pm
50 gold on the Yeti
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Nekkowe on July 13, 2023, 01:32:56 pm
Eris, this is incredible work. Every single gladiator that made it onto the roster..! What an effort, thank you so much!! :O
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: PlatinumJesus on July 13, 2023, 01:43:58 pm
yeee, great job, Eris!
not enough beard on Beardbeard! tho that's technically my fault for not getting my drawing of his sheer beard volume done yet, lol
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Quantum Drop on July 13, 2023, 02:51:59 pm
That is some incredible work, Eris!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: croc on July 13, 2023, 04:52:40 pm
20 on The Silent Slicer, please, thank you
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: dr00 on July 13, 2023, 06:28:17 pm
In long standing practice of their people, the gremlin who 'volunteered' to manage Ine's funds places 20 gold on Bruis Waegn
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Boofy on July 13, 2023, 06:48:36 pm
Betting 100 on Boofy match 1O
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Lucias Ral on July 13, 2023, 10:05:31 pm
Really fun to see all combatants arrayed for their matches, thank you Eris!

for bets, I'll put 40 down on Gunch Lord
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Thomasasia on July 13, 2023, 11:18:45 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/jyGmsaa.png)

Actually finished the full bracket this year! Burned out the last two years partway through.

Let me know if you see any issues with loadouts or styles. Tried to guess who probably wanted clothes but didn't specify any, and who probably wanted to be nude lol. Also, colorspace I'm working with is limited, using the 8-bit NES palette for simplicity, but it does mean that some colors use the 'close enough' rule. Scaled things off my own boy, zeps, at size 35, being 16x16, and roughly scaling gladiator's height by the cube root of size (since that's volumetric). So sizes should be roughly correct compared to in-game, with some guesswork involved.

This is so cool, you did a great job!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Lemon on July 14, 2023, 01:56:35 pm
A little bit of roleplay
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Lemon on July 14, 2023, 02:16:38 pm
I gathered about 200 arts from the event and i made a video of the tournament going through all the editions
I couldn't put all the arts, and the video is not the best video you'll ever see in your life since i'm not a professional video editor, but i kind of liked the final result...
Here you guys can check it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LGAUwDr2lg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LGAUwDr2lg)
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: laserwolf07 on July 14, 2023, 04:17:58 pm
AGH!  Did I miss the gladiator tournament?  I'm so sorry, my memory is SO terrible and I forgot about it  :(
EDIT: Just in time for Round 1, it turns out!  I'll bet 30 gold on my boy Wine, 20 on Slappybara, and 10 on Gromp Gromp, leaving me with 40 gold left!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Wolfkey on July 14, 2023, 04:28:13 pm
AGH!  Did I miss the gladiator tournament?  I'm so sorry, my memory is SO terrible and I forgot about it  :(
EDIT: Just in time for Round 1, it turns out!  I'll bet 30 gold on my boy Wine, 20 on Slappybara, and 10 on Gromp Gromp, leaving me with 40 gold left!
You can only bet on 1 gladiator per round
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: laserwolf07 on July 14, 2023, 05:50:22 pm
Oh, oops.  30 on Wine, then.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: aspy523 on July 14, 2023, 11:59:16 pm
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: veoviscool12 on July 15, 2023, 01:30:11 am
Title: Round 1
Post by: Mkhos on July 15, 2023, 05:46:11 am
DFGT VIII Round 1
Fight 1A: Agea Velites su Theramachea the Gremlin vs Estu Amazon the Dwarf
Gamelog: ​​https://pastebin.com/j6ZzfZEJ (https://pastebin.com/j6ZzfZEJ)

   For our very first match of the arena, we have Agea Velites su Theramachea (managed by Headless). Agea claims to be a champion from the faerie land of Theramachea, sent by their ruler Lady Maeve. Is she truly a great warrior? Or is this some sort of faerie prank we’re just too dwarven to understand? Her performance today will show all!

   For her opponent, we have Estu Amazon (managed by CobaltNinja). Estu is a dwarf raised by goblins, and with a name bestowed upon him by humans. A true representative of multi-culturality, here to participate in the one activity that unites all living beings: shanking each other. He was a bit startled to find that he would be competing in a gladiatorial arena (always read the fine print!), but should he win, he wants enough gold to sleep on for the rest of his life.

   The two fly at one another at the sound of the bell, and after an initial clash, Estu is the one who lands first blood. Bring his silver warhammer down on the gremlin’s diminutive foot, he turns it into mush, and topples her onto the floor. Agea quickly returns the favor though, stabbing her bronze dagger into his foot, leaving him hopping around while howling before he collapses too.

   The gladiators crawl on their bellies towards one another, engaging in a vicious exchange, where due to their mutual skill (or lack thereof), neither lands a single blow on the other. However, Estu find an opening on Agea’s right leg, and takes advantage of it, shattering both her thigh and shin. Agea goes limp in agony, and Estu readily applies his warhammer to her head, turning it into a bloody mess. Congratulations to Estu Amazon!

Fight 1B: Queen Regina Formicarium the Queen Ant Woman vs Bughead the Antman Drone
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/tg13bqve (https://pastebin.com/tg13bqve)

Queen Regina Formicarium (managed by PaperPlinkPlonk) is welcomed to the arena by the dutiful cheers of a hundred of her worker-children. Queen Regina preens in their presence, displaying the splendor of her silk robes, and the shining crown that’s been worked into her copper helm. Who knows why a queen would want to dirty her hands in the arena, but we’re happy to have her!

Bughead (managed by Astelon) is a gladiator returned from the dead from last year. His last sight was the famous Foul Blendec known as the Reaper of Lovehandled, as he was cleanly bisected by its halberd. We checked him with several guard dogs for the rot of undeath, but there appears to be none to be found. Who knows what deity’s mysterious design he’s intended to fulfill?

Bughead takes to the air on wings, and flits around the much larger queen (10x in fact). She seems bemused by the apparent show of rebellion, but Bughead’s killer instinct seems untouched by the chill of the grave. With a punch and a stab, Queen Regina’s legs are both taken out, and she falls to the ground. She attempts to ward him off with her copper spear, but despite her efforts, her skill is unmatched to this are a veteran. Bughead lands several blows on her legs and arms, perforating her half a dozen times.

As she defends herself, the Queen does manage to stab off one of Bughead’s arms, but it isn’t the one holding his weapon, and he merely continues his grisly work. Working his way along the Great Mother’s body, he scores a blow on her upper left arm, causing her to drop her spear. All the Queen can do now is flail around with her remaining limbs, and hope to catch this stinging annoyance before he deals her death by a thousand stabs!

But catch him she does! Grabbing one of Bughead’s hands, she violently piledrives him to the ground. His right wing snaps off on impact, and his head is simply turned into paste. Congratulations to Queen Regina Formicarium!

Fight 1C: Yeti Soon to Become Spaghetti the Yeti vs Peekot the Human
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/XZxXiJhg (https://pastebin.com/XZxXiJhg)

   Yeti Soon to Become Spaghetti (managed by WholesomeShadow) wasn’t really submitted to us with anything other than a name unfortunately. His managers seem to be a rather secretive bunch of dwarves from the North. But we can only guess that this yeti was captured by them, and brought to our arena in the name of entertainment. So let’s give him a warm welcome!

   Peekot (managed by p_the_d) is a former maritime mercenary here to support his village. Armed with a sharp stick and a prodigious amount of hand to hand combat, one has to wonder whether he ever saw anything like a yeti on the high seas. The anxious look on his face would suggest no.

   But when the bell sounds, he still bravely charges forward, his footsteps masked under the thundering approach of Yeti Soon to Become Spaghetti. He lands a solid kick to the yeti’s shin, but it barely seems to perturb the great beast. The yeti then begins to swing with his great arms, attempting to latch on and put his brute strength to work. Peekot desperately tries to avoid being caught, but such a defensive game can only be played for so long.

   Yeti Soon to Become Spaghetti snags Peekot by his left hand, and smashes him into the floor. Peekot appears stunned, and the yeti wastes no time, getting on top of him and wrapping his enormous furry forearm around Peekot’s neck. Peekot struggles violently at first, but his movements steadily grow weaker and weaker, before they finally cease. Congratulations to Yeti Soon to Become Spaghetti!

Fight 1D: Bruis Waegn the Bat Man vs Ine the Impala Man
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/Q5bEj4jK (https://pastebin.com/Q5bEj4jK)

   Bruis Waegn (managed by croc) has startled more than a few of our visitors while he’s been in town. Apparently, standing in dark alleys and speaking in a raspy voice is a bit spooky to folks. That ratty blanket he wears as a cape certainly doesn’t help their impression of him either. But now, holding a magnificent steel crossbow with the poise of one who knows how to use it, perhaps he can show that there is something impressive about himself.

   Ine (managed by dr00) is an impala man out to get the recognition that he believes he deserves. After being cast out from the herd due to an unimpressive showing during the bachelor trials, he has now armed and armored himself with a copper longsword and copper armor. Will his martial training and skills be enough to woo the ladies?

   Ine rapidly bounds across the arena, attempting to close the distance before Bruis Waegn can get too many shots off. Unfortunately, the Bat Man lands at least two solid hits, both to his left upper arm. Thankfully, Ine retains his hold on his weapons, slashing at Bruis’s leg and arms once he gets in range, both toppling him to the ground and depriving him of his crossbow and bolts. The bleeding Bat Man begins to lunge at Ine with his fangs, but is unable to land a hit on his bounding foe.

   Ine quickly brings the fight to its conclusion, perforating Bruis twice in the chest and through his precious cape, before dealing a final coup de grace to decapitate him. Congratulations to Ine, you have advanced to the next round!

Fight 1E: Kligus the Kobold vs Ligir DustBand the Wolf Man
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/AdEaVzY9 (https://pastebin.com/AdEaVzY9)

   Kligus (managed by delight) hefts her obsidian short sword uncertainly. Cave crocodiles are one matter, but the teeth on the enemy before her look just as sharp, if less numerous. At least her obsidian sword ought to be sharper than either of those things, if she can just hit him with it…

   Ligir Dustband (managed by Eric Blank) smirks as he surveys his foe. Not even half his size and gripping a wooden club studded with rocks? It’ll be the easiest meal he’ll have ever caught. Certainly beats trudging along caravans waiting for something exciting to happen.

   At the sound of the bell, Kligus charges Ligir, who curiously stands his ground. As she draws near, the wolf man snarls ferociously, sending Kligus running the other way, screaming in terror. Ligir runs after his prey, and after a few missed swipes, cuts open her right thigh, preventing her from running away. He then proceeds to chop her up with his iron sword, sending limbs flying as Kligus desperately tries to protect herself. Until she runs out of limbs to protect herself with that is, and Ligir claims his victory. Congratulations to Ligir!

Fight 1F: Butcher Bart the Human vs Logan the Wolverine Man
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/tFvWSe5A (https://pastebin.com/tFvWSe5A)

   Butcher Bart (managed by SamJF) is certainly one of our odder gladiators this year. Festooned in some sort of skin suit of his own design, and wielding a carving knife and fork, I certainly wouldn’t want to be left in the same room as him. Feels like he’s sizing up everything and everyone he runs into for their cuts of meat.

   Opposing him is Logan the Wolverine Man (managed by mightymike). Logan has had a foul curse placed on him by an evil emperor, amplifying his most negative and destructive emotions. His crime for this punishment? Attempting to rescue the beautiful sorceress Jean from said evil emperor. Here’s to hoping he can overcome it!

   As the battle begins, the two charge at one another, but Logan’s curse takes hold. Beholding the macabre vision of a man in a skinsuit and wielding cutlery charging at him, Logan’s resolve breaks, and he begins to run from Butcher Bart. Butcher Bart takes full advantage of this, placing two stabs with his fork and knife into Logan’s right arm and leg respectively. This anatomical precision both immobilizes Logan, and deprives him of one of his iron daggers.

   Logan seems to snap out of his curse in response to the pain though, spinning around with his remaining dagger to bash Butcher Bart in the left thigh. The impact twists the leg awkwardly, sending the skinsuit clad butcher to the ground with Logan. Logan continues to slash and bite at Butcher Bart, but the knife and fork put up a surprising defense.

   They then prove equally keen at offense, as the Bart takes off both Logan’s right and left arms with his knife. Butcher Bart launches himself at Logan, stabbing the snapping and snarling wolverine man in the belly, chest and head, over and over, tearing apart his leather armor. Eventually, Logan expires, and Jean’s hero will never return to her. Congratulations Butcher Bart, your anatomical expertise was on full display for all of us to see!

Fight 1G: Corvid the Mantis Woman vs Frunkus the Leopard Gecko Man
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/eXpEDKYG (https://pastebin.com/eXpEDKYG)

   Corvid (managed by eerr) stretches her limbs and poses dramatically for the crowd as they eat up the performance with cheers. Her rosy pink color and flower like ornamentations have made her a real favorite. Let’s see if she’s as capable at fighting as she is at showmanship!

Frunkus (managed by Shagoli) calmly licks an eyeball clean as he inspects the competition. With no weapons apparent on his opponent, it would appear that his patchwork of scavenged armor will be perfectly safe against any kicks or punches. And if anyone gets any closer than that, they’ll be treated to his good old stabber!

Corvid takes to the air immediately, attempting to claw at Frunkus with her enlarged forelimbs. However, his armor means her blows merely scrape off of it. After honing in on his flying target, Frunkus lashes out with his bronze dagger at Corvid’s narrow waist. The mantis woman falls to the ground, and takes a few teetering steps before her front half bends away from her bottom half, dumping insect ichor all over the arena floor. Congratulations to Frunkus!

Fight 1H: Canxio the Human vs Sharpfist the Hyena Man
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/gRphE9rS (https://pastebin.com/gRphE9rS)

Canxio (managed by Canxio) had been a wandering drifter for a good long while before gracing our tournament grounds. He had sworn vengeance on the killer of his father, but after finding out that he had succumbed to cancer before he could kill him, his life lost its meaning. That meaning was resupplied last year though, as he watched Papi Penetrator easily dispatch Molorus, the former champion. It’s his determination to have a rival again, and rise to the top to face him.

But first, he’ll have to get through Sharpfist (managed by BecauseISaid). This Hyena Man is borderline psychotic in his attachment to his iron dagger, as well as in his willingness to use it. Thankfully, at the arena, such personality traits are considered perfectly normal, and we hope they’ll only grow stronger. Best of luck!

Sharpfist and Canxio charge at one another, with Sharpfist swinging first, but Canxio responds with a rapid parry and riposte that opens up Sharfist’s belly, spilling his entrails all over the place. Sharpfist barely seems to notice though, hacking off Canxio’s left foot, and stabbing him in the arm and spine, causing Canxio’s body to go limp. Sharpfist seems to go berserk in his excitement at having a captive foe, and begins to wildly slash and stab at Canxio, sending his left arm flying, and poking hole after hole in him. Eventually, Canxio goes limp, and Sharpfist hefts his dagger in triumph. Congratulations Sharpfist! Now hold still, those intestines need to go back inside of you…

Fight 1I: Sylvia Welernay the Human vs Knifin’ Around the Hoary Marmot Woman
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/3h9fps2B (https://pastebin.com/3h9fps2B)

   Sylvia Welernay (managed by BlackGriffin23) is a Councelor from the Scarlet Empire, sent here as their annual representative to our happy little event. Believe it or not, she came willingly, not in chains, as so many of our other “volunteers” from other nations do. Still she doesn’t seem too happy about it, standing rigidly as she is in her suit of iron armor. You’d almost think there’s just an armor stand in there!

   For her opponent, we have Knifin’ Around (managed by Rendentare). We haven’t gotten much out of her, but between those powerful whistles (https://youtube.com/shorts/syNumVb2kUs?feature=share) and the gusto with which she waves that dagger of hers, we can only assume she’s out for blood.

   Unfortunately, bloodshed doesn’t seem to be on the menu today. Sylvia’s armor prevents Knifin’ Around from having much luck, while the much more agile marmot women dances around Sylvia’s copper halberd. A few exploratory slashes and stabs from Knifin’ Around tear up the Scarlet Empire representative’s cape, but don’t do much damage.

   Oh, but what’s this? A sharp jab from Knifin’ Around to the inside of Sylvia’s forearm appears to have knocked the halberd out of her grasp! The armored woman is now disarmed, but she merely switches to lashing out with her hands and fists. This doesn’t seem to make a difference to Knifin’ Around’s agility though, as she merely continues to adeptly avoid them, while setting the arena ringing with the sound of metal on metal as she stabs away.

   The stalemate takes a downward trend for Sylvia though, when Knifin’ Around lands a harsh slash to her left shin, awkwardly bending the leg inward, and sending her to the ground. This seems to trigger some latent predatory instinct in the homicidal marmot, as she pounces on her foe, and begins to punch, stab, and even bite the set upon noblewoman. Eventually, Sylvia passes out from exhaustion and her injuries, and Knifin’ Around pulls her helmet loose to get a smooth decapitation. Congratulations to Knifin’ Around!

Fight 1J: Lerush Idar the Wolf Man vs Wine the Plump Helmet Man
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/Vd9HPZqr (https://pastebin.com/Vd9HPZqr)

   Lerush Idar (managed by Lucius Ral) cuts a strange figure. Unlike his swaggering Wolf Man kinsman, Ligir Dustband, Lerush is practically silent, in both words and action. Rumors float around of the pursuit of some quest for a rich and powerful mistress. She’d certainly have to be to afford the ornate suit of iron armor he’s equipped with. And yet, she seems to have skimped on the weaponry…or perhaps Lerush is simply deadly enough without an implement? We shall see!

Wine (managed by laserwofl07) is even quieter than Lerush Idar. He hasn’t got a mouth afterall. But he showed up with a weapon, some gear, and a fully completed application, so who are we to say no to a willing participant?

The two mysterious warriors charge at one another, with Wine landing the first blow, temporarily ignoring his pike to kick at Lerush’s shin. The mushroom man’s kick merely bounces off the armor though, and Lerush responds with a powerful punch that fractures the mycelium of his left arm, forcing him to drop his buckler.

Wine wisely switches to stabbing with his pike, but the iron weapon merely scrapes off of Lerush’s armor, as the wolf man savagely takes out one of his legs, before taking off his remaining working hand, leaving him defenseless. Plump Helmet Man body parts go flying as Lerush savages his downed foe, before finishing him off with a chomp that tears apart his chest. Congratulations Lerush, your devotion to your mistress has been shown!

Fight 1K: Ozordur the Tick Man vs Nijinsky the Human
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/QxVLYpD4 (https://pastebin.com/QxVLYpD4)

   Ozordur (managed by Inarius) has been the talk of the town as he boasts of his skill with the whip. Honed in distant copper mines on the backs of Kobold laborer, the tick man is eager to demonstrate the power of the weapon that has breached dwarven armor again and again.

   His secondary interest is music though, which is fortunate for his opponent, Nijinsky (managed by Salmeuk). The poor fellow thought this was some sort of bardic dance-off, not a death match. Thankfully it looks like the guards at the gate have set him straight. Perhaps our two musicians can have some nice chats in Armok’s hall once they get there?

   But first, one has to advance over the corpse of the other! The two charge at one another, with Nijinsky drawing a short sword and Ozordur uncoiling a silver whip. Nijinsky, for all his bardic trappings, seem to have learned a thing or two from tavern brawls though, as he bowels over the smaller tick man, and begins to stab and slash away at him. The tick man mine overseer attempts a counter-attack, but Nijinsky is relentless, stabbing one of his arms until it hang limply and drips ichor.

   Ozordur finds his footing again, but Nijinksy barely lets him enjoy it before he cuts one of his legs out from beneath, and continues to take several more of his arms offline. Eventually, the flow of ichor from Ozordur’s stumps ceases, and the tick man slumps to the ground like a puppet with its strings cut. Congratulations Nijinsky! Perhaps in a few more rounds you can chat about music with him.

Fight 1L: Kill the Gremlin vs Evil Death Roll the Reptile Man
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/F01Gbne0 (https://pastebin.com/F01Gbne0)

A small, maddened green figure eagerly tugs against the chain around its neck, held in place by a straining dwarven guard. Kill (managed by Wolfkey), has apparently been named so because that’s all it says while waving around the oversized steel battle axe that it filched from somewhere.

Opposing this maddened gremlin is Evil Death Roll (managed by kosmossen), who strums a few strings on his axe-guitar as he coolly examines the frothing maniac before him. Not that much worse than the average fan, he thought. And this one he can beat up without any legal issues!

At the ding of the bell the dwarf guard drops Kill’s leash and runs for cover. Thankfully the Gremlin seems entirely focused on the target in front of it, and rushes forward screaming “KILLLLLL!” while waving it’s axe around. Surprisingly, there seems to be some method behind the madness, as Kill and Evil Death Roll trade several blows with no decisive hit on one another. The Reptile Man eventually finds an opening though, tearing open the gremlin’s left shin, leaving Kill to scrabble around on the ground.

Kill’s enthusiasm seems undiminished, but Evil Death Roll approaches with a cool and calm demeanor, chopping off the Gremlin’s left leg, and cracking with bone in Kill’s left arm with another strike. As Kill continues to flail around, Evil Death Roll plants the head of his axe-guitar in Kill’s chest. Kill gives one last spasm, before finally expiring. Congratulations to Evil Death Roll!

Fight 1M: Tirin Umejar (Furfoot) the Hare Woman vs Skitterleap the Rat Woman
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/Lh6nrFXY (https://pastebin.com/Lh6nrFXY)

   Tirin Umejal (managed by digitaldryad) bounds out of her arena gate, and begins to give a few demonstration kicks to the crowd. The sun glints off of the shining steel high boots that cover her feet and shins, drawing oohs and ahs from the dwarven section of the crowd. This Hare Woman promises to win the tournament through the power of her fearsome kicks.

   Interestingly for us today, she has been matched up against another martial artist, Skitterleap (managed by ixn). In contrast to the hare woman, Skitterleap is clad only in a simple robe and sandals. It looks like she’ll be relying purely on her skills from a lifetime of challenging people to duels along the road to survive. This battle will just be the first of many if she intends to prove the worth of her ambitions to her (very large) family.

   At the ring of the bell, the gladiators charge at one another! Skitterleap lands the first blow with a punch to the left arm, but Furfoot draws first blood with a scratch to her right arm in return. As the fight progresses, Furfoot seems unable to land any solid strikes on Skitterleap, while the rat woman takes every opportunity she can to land blow after blow against her leaping foe. The deadlock continues, with neither gladiator able to land a disabling blow on the other, until Skitter leap chomps down on the exhausted Furfoot’s right arm.

   Furfoot collapses to the ground from a combination of weariness and pain, while Skitterleap rabidly shakes her around by the right arm. Blood sprays all over the arena and the two gladiators, and by the time Skitterleap lets go, bones are sticking out of Furfoot’s mangled arm. Skitterleap doesn’t end there though, delivering a harsh chop that cracks against Furfoot’s left arm, drawing another wail of pain from the hare woman. Furfoot finally passes out after a few more wild swings, allowing Skitterleap to unleash a fusillade of punches against her head. After several minutes, this appears to have had little effect but bloodying the hare woman’s head. Skitterleap then switches tactics, placing a chokehold on Furfoot’s throat. As the hare woman ceases to draw breath, the bell rings, announcing Skitterleap as the winner. Congratulations!

Fight 1N: Zglbrk the Unbreakable Jumping Spider Man vs Munke the Gorilla Guerilla
Gamelog: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jX3NLrXlXuXG9eXBomAhSVs-a4jznceW15QFkAD9lV8/edit?usp=sharing (https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jX3NLrXlXuXG9eXBomAhSVs-a4jznceW15QFkAD9lV8/edit?usp=sharing) (this was too big for pastebin)

   Zglbrk raises his sword and bucklers to the crowd, drawing cheers of excitement from them. The fact that they can’t understand the chittering noises that he’s making has absolutely no effect on their entertainment at seeing a gladiator specimen with more than the usual set of limbs! This enthusiastic fellow is armed with just 1 iron short sword, and 5 cedar bucklers.

   Hopefully, that will be enough of a defense against the massive Munke the Gorilla Guerilla (managed by Enemy Post). Yes folks, not a gorilla man, but instead a fully fledged gorilla. We’ve been assured that he completely understands the stakes that he’s gotten himself into, and is eager to smash people into paste. Also, his keepers say he really likes banana paste, and they’ll probably have to spend any winnings they get on bananas to fuel his appetite.

   Munke pounds his chest and charges while roaring at the diminutive Jumping Spider Man, but Zglbrk merely steadies himself, and absorbs the pounding of Munke’s fists with his bucklers. His iron short sword lashes out from the protective swarm of his bucklers, slicing deep into Munke’s right hand and foot. No matter what Munke does, his strikes land against one of Zglbrk’s bucklers, filling the arena with the meaty slaps of flesh against wood.

   Zglbrk’s strikes largely land against Munke’s mail shirt, but another cut to his right hand deepens the previous cut there, and leaves the enormous ape unable to rise from the ground. While Munke swipes at Zglbrk with his massive arms, the Jumping Spider Man continues to exploit the holes in his downed foe’s defenses to poke some more holes in the gorilla, targeting his exposed hands and feet. Eventually Munke passes out from exhaustion.

   And then something truly bizarre begins to happen. For what feels like hours, Zglbrk strikes again, and again, and again at Munke’s head with his iron short sword. As Munke is protected by an iron helm, the sword simply bounces off repeatedly with a metallic ring. After the first couple of minutes, several spectators begin to stuff hankies and bits of cloth into their ears, while the more sensitive animal men leave. As time progresses, Zglbrk’s sword begins to become chipped and dented. Finally, at one swing, the whole blade shatters, leaving Zglbrk holding a hilt. The jumping spider man barely pauses though, throwing it aside, and continuing his punishment of Munke with his bucklers. However, those seem even less well equipped to damage the mountain of muscle that is a gorilla, and one by one, the wooden bucklers shatter into wooden shards.

   Eventually, Zglbrk is left completely unarmed. As Munke beings to stir, Zglbrk punches and bites with his fangs. As his fanks sink into Munke’s head, Munke awakens, and gets one good bite on Zglbrks chest, drawing some ichor. Zglbrk responds with a shake of his head, snapping Munke’s neck. Munke begins to wheeze for breath, and attempt to viciously snap with his teeth against Zglbrk. Unfortunately for Munke, Zglbrk easily dodges around the ailing Munke, before he finally suffocates from his grievous injuries. Congratulations to Zglbrk the Unbreakable! Unfortunately your weapons were not as tough as your title.

Fight 1O: Boofy the Ant Man Drone vs Just A Bird Man Without A Bird Plan (Jabmwabp) the Peregrine Falcon Man
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/ytBL1XPQ (https://pastebin.com/ytBL1XPQ)

   Boofy (managed by Boofy) is here to show that it's not just bee men who can fly and sting. With his platinum pick, he aims to jam the hefty spike on that weapon into all the places he can reach on his opponents.  No one is ever going to be laughing at him again!

   His opponent today is another flyer, Just A Bird Man Without A Bird Plan (AKA Jabmwabp, managed by potatoalienof13). From what he told us, a bird plan consists of being a bird brain, and not grabbing all the necessary things that you need, like say, armor. However, that silver scourge looks plenty nasty, so perhaps he’ll be fine in the end.

   Both gladiators soar into the air as the fight begins, and exchange a stunning flurry of blows! Pick and scourge rebound off of shield and one another, as the two fighters soar around one another, before backing off and charging in again. Jabmwabp scores first blood, smashing apart one of Boofy’s hands with his scourge. Boofy seems to treat this as a worthy sacrifice though, smashing Jabmwabp in the chest with his pick. Jabmwabp attempts a retaliatory attack, but only further mangles the limb of Boofy he previously disabled.

   The two gladiators then seem to abandon all pretenses of self-preservation, as Boofy first hacks at Jabmwabp’s right hand forcing him to drop his shield, while he himself has a a leg taken out with enough force to send him to the ground. As Jabmwabp comes swooping in with a kick, Boofy smashes his pick into the Peregrine Falcon Man’s left hand, disabling it, and forcing him to drop his scourge. The platinum pick continues its arm to smash into Jabmwabp’s right thigh, bringing him down to Boofy’s level. Boofy begins to savage the downed bird man, smashing his pick again and again into his body.

   A decisive blow is scored when the pick sinks into Jabmwabp’s belly, and the Peregrine Falcon man retches up his breakfast, before collapsing on the ground. Boofy beings to hack away at his head, while Jabmwabp lies in an expanding puddle of bile and blood. Eventually, Jabmwabp bleeds out, and the puddle ceases to grow. Congratulations Boofy, your viciousness has rivaled that of hornets today!
 
Fight 1P: Gromp Gromp the Roach Man vs Horof Dreadhoof the Minotaur
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/jsB5AQPv (https://pastebin.com/jsB5AQPv)

   Gromp Gromp (managed by Cardinal Man) hails from the untamed rainforests. Once, he lived in fear of the creatures that ran in the undergrowth. But now that he has mastered the whip, they live in fear of him! Seeking new foes to conquer, and glory to add to his and his tribes’ name, he has arrived in our arena!

   Horof, of the Dreadhoof family (managed Nibudd) seeks to regain the right to properly use that name again. Disgraced due to his aversion of pain, he was banished from the family labyrinth and lands. Only the blood of fallen enemies will wash away the stains of his sins, and allow him to rejoin them.

   Gromp Gromp lands the first blow with his whip against Horof’s thigh, but the blow fails to do much damage to the buff bovine. Horof responds with a massive blow of his bronze great axe that leaves one of Gromp Gromp’s arms dangling by a few bits of chitin, and then follows through by taking off another hand. The roach man continues his attack, but Horof merely allows the whip to tangle itself against his axe, before pulling the roach man in and goring one of his legs. Gromp Gromp falls to the ground, and a moment later, Horof’s massive axe falls as well, parting his head from his body. Congratulations to Horof! One step on your journey is now complete.

Fight 1Q: Diago Pastor 53rd the Roach Man vs Urist McGladiator IV the Dwarf
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/idn2b45K (https://pastebin.com/idn2b45K)

Diago Pastor 53rd (managed by aspy523) fights to honor the memory of his dearly departed brother, Carlos Pastor the 113th. Going against the traditions of this knife crazed family, he wields a steel spear with nimble roach man hands. Can he prove to his family that the art of the spear is just as worthy as the path of the knife, and honor his brother's legacy?

Not if our next contestant has anything to say about it, brother. Urist McGladiator IV (managed by 69420AnarchyWillWin42069 ) is another slab of muscle and fighting spirit drawn from the illustrious McGladiator clan of tournament gladiators. As with all his kin before him, this dwarf fights to be the cream of the crop, and to dominate the ring. Hefting his iron warhammer, he certainly looks ready to rumble!

The fight commences, and Diago Pastor 53rd wastes no time in laying into his opponent; turning Urist McGladiator IV into fleshy swiss cheese with several successful stabs, knocking him prone, and dodging expertly away of the injured dwarf's clumsy attacks. Diago Pastor 53rd goes to town on the stricken dwarf, mangling and tearing into his body almost completely unchallenged, until the severity of the situation seems to click in the dwarf's mind. He makes a few fumbling attacks at the roach man, all of which fail to connect as he’s been torn apart by his incessantly darting speartip. Finally, after a final stab to the left leg, Urist McGladiator IV bleeds out at the roach man's feet.

Congratulations Diago Pastor 53rd, you've managed to make this fight look like a one sided beatdown! Hope your family back home was watching, because that was a fine display of the spear’s merritt!

Fight 1R: Borberroorb The Thirsty Dark Gnome vs Rasgrid the Dwarf Bard
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/7aWH4Zge (https://pastebin.com/7aWH4Zge)

Borberroorb The Thirsty (managed by Bralbaard), twirls his steel dagger with confidence; seemingly unaware of the gravity of the situation he finds himself in. Is this obliviousness, or the effects of a drunken stupor brought about by his recent booze heist ambitions?

Facing him, Rasgrid the Bard (managed by Miuramir) hefts his iron battle axe with a passionate zeal that only the spirit of a true revolutionary can conjure. A dwarf born of privilege, but disenchanted by the ways of the upper classes after a nasty forgotten beast attack, he's drifted from his highborn status in recent times in order to stand up for the working class who toil day and night for the nobility. Naturally, his political tunes got him on the nobility's bad side, and thus he finds himself in his current predicament by their scheming ways. Can his passion and fighting spirit carry him to victory? Let's find out!

The two fighters charge, and strike at each other with aggression, yet it is Rasgrid The Bard who lands the first hit, knocking Borberroorb to the floor with a hack to the left foot. The dark gnome better get a thirst for blood equal to that of his fondness for liquor, or he'll surely be a goner! The little fellow lashes out in a flurry of dagger thrusts and slashes, but is unable to land any hits, as the dwarf bard hacks bloody chasms into his diminutive body. His ribs are shattered, his lower leg carved up, and his lower arm battered, all in a few instants, as Rasgrid the Bard presses his assault. This last strike is too much for Borberroorb, who passes out due to the battering. Victorious, Rasgrid seals the dark gnome's fate by decapitating him, and granting him peace.

Well done Rasgrid the Bard! You've proven that you have brawn to back your revolutionary spirit! Now rest, relax, and maybe compose a tune to your dead opponent, as soon you'll be testing your mettle in round 2!

Fight 1S: James "Mephit-One" Misayuki the Skunk Man vs Morris Sr the Goblin
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/EKMKxYLi (https://pastebin.com/EKMKxYLi)

James "Mephit-One" Misayuki (managed by Toybasher) fidgets like the fluffy ball of anxiety he is. Belying his nervous demeanor, this skunk man is on a quest to claim glory and ultimate victory in the arena, or perish in the attempt. Can he steady his nerves long enough to claim this coveted prize?

Or will it be Morris Sr (managed by DanVzare) the goblin wrestler who claims it? Confusingly, he is the father of Morris Jr from last year's tournament, who was in turn the nephew of Morris from the year prior. The honor of this clan has been tarnished by repeated failures, resulting in the closure of Morris Sr's martial arts dojo, and his banishment from the clan. Can this wrinkly old goblin redeem not just his honor, but the peculiar Way of The Crab? Or will he be another tragic death in his family history? There's only one way to find out!

The fight begins with a confusing spectacle, as Morris Sr grabs and releases many of James "Mephit-One" Misayuki's body parts. Is this showboating on the wrestler's part, or are we witnessing the mysteries of the Way of The Crab? The pervy old goblin proves so handsy, that the skunk man cries out in terror at his incessant graples. Pushing his anxiety aside, James "Mephit-One" Misayuki manages to land a few solid slashes to the goblin wrestler, and even dodges some of his attacker's jabs. Morris Sr isn't without his dirty tricks however, as after finally landing a solid punch, he bites the skunk man directly in the mouth! The retribution for this outrageous stunt is swift, and decisive, as James stabs the goblin in the left leg, causing Morris Sr to collapse in agony to the floor, losing consciousness as he does so. Helping him into his eternal sleep, James slashes him brutally in the head to make sure he doesn't get up.   

With the goblin unresponsive, our skunk man takes care to untangle himself from Morris's limbs, and tenderly pry his attacker's teeth off his face, before decapitating the goblin in one swift motion. With this final brutal act, Morris Sr lies dead, and another of the Morris clan is consigned to ignominious defeat. Congratulations, James "Mephit-One" Misayuki! Now please, get that mouth injury checked out, we don't want it to get infected!
Title: Round 1
Post by: Mkhos on July 15, 2023, 05:46:33 am
Fight 1T: Sweetteeth the Leech Man vs Nycteris "Nick" Nana the Bat Man
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/1DnrkfAy  (https://pastebin.com/1DnrkfAy)

Sweetteeth (managed by Merrygin) slobbers and gnashes his teeth excitedly as he senses another warm blood sack in his presence. Decked out in beautiful black bronze armor, this ravenous mouth attached to a fleshy noodle has but one goal; to feast on fresh blood. He's certainly come to the right place, but one wonders if the taste of mortal blood will truly sate him? After all, he's had many a belly full of demon blood, courtesy of his prior host. I suppose now's our chance to find out, as much as it is his!

Meanwhile Nycteris "Nick" Nana (managed by DeKaFu) doesn't have such base desires. In fact, he doesn't even know how he got here, nor does he particularly want to be here. All he wants to do is survive. As the bat man loads his steel crossbow, will this simple desire to live be enough to outlast his opponent's appetite, and secure victory as well as his life?

The bell rings, and the duel begins with a pair of clangs, as steel bolts strike Sweetteeth in the gut. Two bolts protrude from the black bronze greaves, but the injury proves a mere inconvenience, as the hungry leech man charges into his prey. Yet Nycteris "Nick" Nana is able to dodge Sweetteeth's opening lunges, until he takes a nasty bite to the right arm, and a much more gory one to the face! As the batman's left cheek collapses into bloody ruin, the leech man thrashes him about by the head, causing some terrible damage, and eliciting a cry of terror from Nycteris. The bat man isn't going to give up his cherished life that easily though, and he shoots the rampaging Sweetteeth in the right hand, bruising the muscle and damaging it's protective black bronze gauntlet!

In revenge, SweetTeeth bites his foe in the gut, before barrelling into him, and knocking him prone. A few more bites and punches strike at the wounded Nycteris, but the bat man puts up a cool, calm defense, raining steel bolts all over the leech man's body, and turning him into a pincushion. Yet it's not enough, as Sweetteeth's chattering fangs crush Nycteris's left paw. The subsequent head thrashing by the leech man knocks the bat man prone once more, and severely damages his ankle and leg. This bite and shake technique is repeated on Nycteris's right arm, causing him to lose hold of his remaining steel bolts!

Sweetteeth comments on how he has improved his biting (side note. oh sweet Armok i never want to see that bloody mouth move like that ever again), inspiring the stricken Nycteris to bite the leech man in return! He is determined to stay alive and outlast this gluttonous leech man, but Sweetteeth bites the batman in the gut and thrashes his head, tearing his foe's lower spine. All these bloody appetizers prove too tempting for Sweetteeth, as he bites Nycteris's right arm, and sucks greedily from the wound, gulping down thick pints of warm, salty bat man blood.

From here Sweetteeth largely repeats his bite and head shake method, slowly pulping and tearing Nycteris into a bloody mess. In return, Nycteris lashes out with fists, bites, and crossbow bashes, but unfortunately for him, the strength of his blows are dulled by the leech man's thick armor. Though his output of attacks is admirable, especially given the pummeling he's taken, it is Sweetteeth who seems to do more damage, with many head thrashes damaging the batman's spine even further. After a similar attack to his head, Nycteris falls unconscious. A further flurry of blows causes him to drop his crossbow, as his severely mangled spine cannot execute any of his mind's commands any more. Sweetteeth displays his bloodlust by drawing out the fight as long as possible, savoring his fallen foe's death with several brutal bites to the head, followed by several more thrashes.

At long last, Nycteris "Nick" Nana dies, his skull a broken, torn mess after so many bites. Well fought, and congratulations to Sweetteeth! You've certainly earned your fill of blood today!

Fight 1U: Squirtplank the Beaver Man vs Faurine Lethirami the Elf
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/3Na0k32R (https://pastebin.com/3Na0k32R)

Squirtplank (managed by Martelleus) twirls his iron scimitar with the panache typical of a roguish character such as he. He dreams of securing plunder by sailing the seas, yet the contraption he describes to achieve this vision, a 'boat', does not exist in our world, so far as this humble announcer is concerned. Perhaps after securing booty and riches in this tournament, he will put his earnings to use in commissioning the 'boat' of his dreams!

But first he has to make it past Faurine Lethirami (managed by Mudequipy). This unambitious elf has chosen perhaps the riskiest way of getting out of her comfort zone, by joining the tournament! Will her luck hold out, or has she pushed it too far? As the elf draws her iron bow, lady luck makes her blessing known.

The match begins, and an iron arrow flies straight into Squirtplank's neck, just above the protection of his leather armor! He drops his scimitar into the dirt with a sickening gasp, as the arrow has damaged his spine. Despite this grievous injury, the beaver man grits his teeth, and proceeds to drag himself across the arena floor into melee range with Faurine, who's nerve seems to waver at the sight of such iron will. Several more arrows turn the piratical beaver man into a crimson pincushion, with several metal shafts protruding from his torso and limbs. Undaunted by the massive injuries he’s sustaining, the beaver man makes a few spirited bite attempts, which all miss the nimble elf. Faurine Lethirami's aim, even in such close quarters, proves true, as she dumps arrow after arrow into the struggling Squirtplank. Several puncture his spine and lungs, causing him to gasp ineffectually for air. One of these arrows proves too much for his strained respiratory system, and he collapses, dead of suffocation, at the elf bow woman's feet.   

Congratulations, Faurine Lethirami! Luck has seen fit to help you on this day, to say nothing of your astounding accuracy with your bow! 

Fight 1V: Osouf Amir the Wolf Man vs Carabella the Fast the Human
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/jRb5Z31M (https://pastebin.com/jRb5Z31M)

Next up, we have Osouf Amir (managed by Thazzeus)! Nobody knows what to make of this wolf man, as his manager insists that his background will be revealed in due time. All we know for sure is that he's armored head to toe in bronze armor, and wields a copper pike. If he fights half as fierce as he looks, then his competitor is in for a rough fight!

Carabella the Fast (managed by RandomFastom) meanwhile, loads her steel crossbow with an amused smirk. A firm believer in the doctrines of ranged warfare, and with a disdain for armor, she dreams of using her tournament earnings to fund her own Military-Workshop complex. But has a lifetime of snowball fights with her villager friends prepared her for the carnage of a one on one fight? We're about to find out!

The gladiators are off, and Osouf is quickly dealt a crippling blow to the leg, as a steel bolt penetrates his bronze greaves effortlessly, and chips the bone beneath. As the wolf man cries out at this cruel twist of fate, another bolt finds its home in his other leg, leaving him essentially crippled on the arena floor. Another bolt strikes his right arm, and with that, Carabella's ranged advantage comes to an end, as Osouf manages to drag himself in stabbing distance of her. The stabbing doesn't last long however, as Carabella effortlessly dodges Osouf's opening thrusts, reloads, and shoots him in the left arm! With all his limbs now damaged, the wolf man drops his copper pike in the blood rapidly pooling beneath him. His wolf man instincts kick in however, and he lunges at the woman with his fangs, tearing the fat of her left arm with a savage chomp! Osouf unleashes a torrent of attacks, but these are all dodged by Carabella, who slowly, methodically, reloads her crossbow and fires at point blank range into the crippled wolf man. Shot after slow shot results in metallic twangs, and wet thuds, as the steel bolts pierce Osouf's bronze plate, and bury themselves in the soft flesh beneath. The slow bombardment proves so devastating, that it tears the wolf man's mail shirt to shreds! 

A man can only take so much punishment, and Osouf finds his limit after another steel bolt punctures his mangled left leg. Slipping into unconsciousness, he gives Carabella free reign to continue her calculated barrage of fire. A bolt destroys his spine, another pierces his skull, and yet the wolf man can do nothing but periodically regain consciousness, before losing it again. These fits of wakefulness and bodily harm are finally ended for good, with a final bolt to the right leg. Osouf the wolf man dies of suffocation, his nervous system shot to bits by the victorious Carabella!

Amazing work by Carabella! Seems that all those snowball fights have given her cold hearted calm and lethal accuracy, even when facing a fully armored brute! She may have been right in her disdain for heavy armor after all!

Fight 1W: Mr. T the Troll vs Prickle Rick the Echidna Man
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/aabc0bhu (https://pastebin.com/aabc0bhu)

Next up we have two fighters of wildly differing sizes. Prickle Rick (managed by Salvadaddy) is the first of this pair, but I wouldn't mention the size difference to him if I were you. No, this echidna man fights to prove that his race can go toe to toe with all the others, no matter their size! Will his determination and iron armor carry the day, and prove the naysayers wrong?

Hulking on the opposite side of the ring is Mr. T, the troll (managed by /u/Leoniidass). A member of the goblin G-Team, he looms over the little echidna man menacingly, hefting a wicked bismuth bronze maul. At first glance these look to be long odds (no pun intended) for Prickle Rick, as this is shaping up to be a showdown of our very own David and Goliath!

The carnage begins, as Prickle Rick stabs Mr. T in the left leg, tearing the fat! The echidna man even manages to block a retaliatory strike with his delicate feather wood buckler! Prickle Rick's mobility is soon crushed however, as Mr. T catches him square in the foot with his maul. Though Prickle Rick's iron armor deflects some of the damage, there is immense power behind his troll opponent's swing, and the blow causes immense internal damage to his leg and spine! As he falls over, he wills the fear away, and continues assaulting the towering Mr. T with his spear. The momentum is on the troll's side now, however, and another crushing maul strike to the left arm causes the echidna man to lose his buckler! Even as he cries out in panic, Prickle Rick cuts the size advantage of his opponent by stabbing him in the left leg. As Prickle Rick falls to the floor in pain, he continues raining down punishing blows on his enemy, forcing him to drop his spear. If this wasn't bad enough, Mr. T shatters the echidna man's spine with a mighty maul strike to the left paw! This troll knows how to leverage his size advantage and blunt weapon with maximum efficiency!

With his mobility, buckler, and spear now gone, Prickle Rick is in deep trouble. Determined to do right by his species, he nobly struggles against his dominating foe, but by now there is little his attacks can do. Mr. T's maul strikes him in the head, and again in the arm, causing it to collapse entirely into a pulped stump. Another blow catches him on the nose, causing it too to explode in a shower of gore. This brutal disfigurement enrages Prickle Rick, but Mr. T is not done yet, as the troll buries the head of his maul in the echidna man's upper chest. He wrestles it away, as a horrific wet wheeze can be heard from Prickle Rick, whose lungs are now pierced by the shattered remains of his ribcage. The echidna man is almost unrecognizable now, as Mr. T bludgeons him to death. In the end it's a strike to the left arm, which shatters it, and ends Prickle Rick's crusade to prove his specie's fighting prowess.

Congratulations to Mr. T! Despite suffering a mobility wound, you kept your cool, and demolished your opponent with great prejudice!


Fight 1X: Logem Branchsyrup the Wolverine Man vs Parmesan Dorothy Grimsley Rigmarole the Rat Woman
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/EcPM7cx2 (https://pastebin.com/EcPM7cx2)

Logem Branchsyrup's (managed by kesperan) broken mind dreams of the mythical adamantine. Hailing from the great white north, this ex-maple syrup farmer puffs on a stogie as he mulls over his strange visions of this blue metal, the acquisition of which is now the only quest his amnesiac mind is devoted to. Time to show these folks your claws, mr. wolverine man, because you've got some stiff competition ahead of you!

Parmesan Dorothy Grimsley Rigmarole (managed by Nekkowe) the rat woman is on a quest herself, but a decidedly less mysterious one. She dreams of funding her civil engineering studies! With possibly the purest, most respectable goal of any of our competitors, the only real mystery is where such a humble student procured so much copper armor, and that shiny copper halberd? Time will tell if her grueling higher education grind has sufficiently hardened her for brutal hand to hand combat, or if she, like many other struggling students, will burn out in spectacular fashion.

The two beastmen waste no time in getting up close and personal. Lightning quick blows of sword and halberd strike out, yet Parmesan proves better off after this opening exchange; knocking Logem to the ground with a stab to the right leg, and suffering only a cut to the right arm for her troubles. As the rat woman lands a few more opportunistic blows, Logem finally lands a punishing hit of his own, lopping off his opponent's left leg and sending it sailing through the air still wearing its copper boot! The delimbing continues, as the wolverine man severs Parmesan's right hand with another swipe of his iron short sword. Perhaps it is the grievous injuries, or crushing student debt, but Parmesan Dorothy Grimsley Rigmarole seems to succumb to hopelessness, as Logem lands more wounding blows. The Rat woman blocks a few with her halberd, and forces the injured wolverine man to scramble away multiple times, but Logem is whittling his opponent down. With another skillful strike, he manages to knock the rat woman unconscious with a savage blow to the right leg, which shatters her bone.

Logem wastes no time in capitalizing on this success, and decapitates Parmesan Dorothy Grimsley Rigmarole with a swift swing of his sword! As his opponent's head sails away, he stoically pulls out another cigar in celebration. Congratulations to Logem! Through grit and skill at arms, you've made it one step closer to attaining the adamantine you seek!   


Fight 1Y: She Who is Grey vs Stimraug
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/VnqQkCeY (https://pastebin.com/VnqQkCeY)

‘She Who is Grey’ (managed by Veoviscool12) stands quiet and ready on her end of the arena. The massive grizzly bear woman wears a vicious expression on her face, an echo of the tragedy she suffered when losing her cub to a wolf attack. Now twisted into vengeance, she dons the pelts of those unfortunate enough to receive her wrath and wears iron gauntlets to augment her natural claws. Her intentions are clear, she’s here for lupine blood.

Opposite of this terrifying bear woman is Stimraug (managed by stimraug), a far more modest Armadillo Man, barely half the height of Grey. He joined the tournament to prove his right to rejoin his clan members – a right he lost after refusing to partake in what he considered unjust violence. Though his motivations are more humble, his posture shows confidence as he practices jabs and parries with his dagger. Occasionally twirling and flipping the weapon, he seems quite fond and familiar with this dagger in particular.

The bell rings and Stimraug doesn’t waste a second closing the gap! After a determined sprint he leaps at Grey’s face and thrusts the dagger at Grey’s throat, making it clear that he isn’t planning to draw this out. Grey makes no effort to dodge! Her rigid yet terrifying expression doesn’t change a bit as she responds with a swipe from her ironclad paw. The exchange is quick and bloodless, with Stimraug’s blade barely trimming the hairs on Grey’s neck, and Grey’s paw grabbing the air beneath Stimraug’s feet. It’s clear that Stimraug will need to adjust his style for such a tall opponent, and Grey will need to not underestimate this armadillo man’s vertical leap.

Not even a moment after Stimraug plants his feet back on the ground, Grey turns to take a second swipe! In a blink, Stimraug curls up and rolls barely out of reach, seamlessly uncurling and sweeping the dagger across Grey’s attacking paw. A clang is heard as the dagger glances off of the iron gauntlet. Grey repeats her attack with her other paw, but Stimraug is prepared to punish repetition. With the same maneuver, he rolls out of harm's way and this time aims for Grey’s unprotected foot. It’s a precision stab! The dagger sinks deep into Grey’s rear paw! Already off balance from her one-two swipe, Grey falls over.

Stimraug isn’t one to miss opportunities and without a thought he immediately slashing the other foot, this time deep enough to disable the appendage entirely! Surely a planned tactic to bring the towering bear woman down to his level.

Grey’s expression finally changes from seething internal rage to outward defiance and she roars viciously, trying to drown this pain with unbounded ferocity. Yet this single moment of distraction from the fight is all the opening Stimraug needed, cutting Grey’s mighty roar short with a decisive and fatal stab to the head. Dagger embedded in her temple, Grey goes quiet and falls limp on the sandy ground.

Congratulations, Stimraug! Continue to display such skill and you just may reclaim your solidarity with the Malevolent Mountains Clan!


Fight 1Z: Cupuaçu (The Sharp Rain) vs Gunch Lord
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/yJ09rEqV (https://pastebin.com/yJ09rEqV)

A youthful Capybara Man stands proud and eager on one side of the arena. He wears a fine soldier’s uniform made of black cloth and a unique bone amulet. Cupuaçu (managed by Lemon) carries himself with a stoic and deliberate demeanor. Trained by a legendary capybara woman swordmaster, but only after being refused for most of his childhood for being the ‘runt of the litter’, Cupuaçu shows his long and serious martial training in the way he moves. Every muscle is positioned and tensed with intention, and his hand rests upon the pommel of his sheathed iron short sword in a non-threatening yet very prepared way.

Opposite to Cupuaçu, both in position and in demeanor, is the cardinal man Gunch Lord (managed by coolguy65535). Nothing like a soldier, this avian savage stands hunched forward with eyes locked on the capybara man. Wearing nothing but the tournament issue loin cloth and an expression that says “I already won this fight”, Gunch Lord taps his adamantine dagger against the air, impatient to claim his victory.

The bell rings and the cardinal man, Gunch Lord, dashes in to attack Cupuaçu right away! Just before connecting, Gunch Lord gains some altitude with his wings to attack downward. This is sure to confuse most fighters who are unlikely to have experience with flying opponents. But Gunch Lord may be out of his league here. As he darts downward with his dagger extended, Cupuaçu denies the strike entirely and expertly bats the dagger away with his shortsword! Then he punches Gunch Lord in the face, knocking him right out of the air!

Hearing the crowd roar in excitement at the dominating skill of Cupuaçu, Gunch Lord lets out an indignant snarl and moves in for another attack, this time staying planted on the ground, to prevent being knocked around so easily. He swings the dagger at Cupuaçu but again he’s parried! Cupuaçu’s return strike is then parried in kind by Gunch Lord, who is no longer underestimating his opponent! Looks like Gunch Lord isn’t just a bloodthirsty bird man after all; parrying a short sword with a dagger is no easy feat. He cracks his bruised neck and shakes off the punch he took earlier, getting serious.

Cupuaçu decides to resume the fight by making the next attack, changing his stance to a defensive one and thrusting his sword at maximum range, but the overly cautious strike misses! Gunch Lord side-steps the blade, closing the gap and stabbing Cupuaçu in the rib cage! Cupuaçu hacks and struggles to regain his breath, obviously suffering a punctured lung now. His resolve is strong, though, and Cupuaçu strikes at the cardinal man to re-establish some distance. But Gunch Lord flaps his wings once and reminds Cupuaçu that he’s fighting in three dimensions, dodging upward instead of back. Still in dagger range, Gunch Lord stabs at Cupuaçu again, but Cupuaçu is willing to make trades and blocks the dagger with his off-hand, suffering a grievous stab wound.

Cupuaçu swings, then  stabs, but whiffs both attempts to get the winged Gunch Lord back at a distance. Gunch Lord bites down on Cupuaçu’s left arm and latches on, ensuring the swordsman cannot shake him. Cupuaçu swings one more time, failing again to shake the annoying bird man. Hacking and gasping, and utterly assailed by this cardinal man, Cupuaçu recenters himself, exclaiming “I won’t survive these wounds if I don’t end this”. He takes a gamble, forcefully swinging Gunch Lord off of his arm, knowing it would open him up to attack. Gunch Lord takes the opportunity… but the gamble pays off. As Gunch Lord’s dagger pierces the air next to Cupuaçu’s head, Cupuaçu’s sword sweeps upward in a flash and Gunch Lord’s head falls three paces from his body on the arena ground.

Congratulations, Cupuaçu! Your determination and arduous training were not in vain!


Fight 1AA: Priest Ndrog vs Nostrotortoise
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/AdKefd31 (https://pastebin.com/AdKefd31)

It’s a rare sight to see a priest in an arena, and yet to one side is indeed Priest Ndrog (managed by Quantum Drop). No ordinary clergy member, this priest hails from the human blood cults often regarded as mere rumor. He stands visibly frustrated yet dignified, wearing iron boots, gauntlets, and a helm over his leather armor. His posture is impeccable and proud. As he points his halberd to the ground before him, he mumbles words to himself with closed eyes.

And what’s more rare than a priest in an arena? Two priests in an arena! Standing on the other side of the arena is Nostrotortoise (managed by Ikana), a desert tortoise man wearing a copper mail shirt and leggings, and a copper helm. He wields an iron mace and an oaken shield burned with the symbol of a sun. He has arrived on a religious charge sent to him in a vision, Nostrotortoise fights on behest of his revered deity.

Mirroring the pious energy of Ndrog, Nostrotortoise bows his forehead and raises his iron mace to it, mumbling a prayer. While their energy may resemble each other’s, their garb betrays their differences. Ndrog wears a warrior’s uniform, fitted and maintained, while Nostrotortoise wears old armor and bares his feet, worn and dirtied. On warrior of action, the other of faith.

The bell rings, but neither warrior moves. The crowd’s cheers last mere moments before reducing to mumbles and inquisitive shouts. Nearly two minutes pass without so much as a glance between the fighters, both still consumed by their prayer. Eventually, Priest Ndrog finishes his prayer and looks up to face his opponent. Nostrotortoise remains in prayer for a few more moments, but Ndrog patiently waits for it to conclude. The crowd barks for action.

Now, both facing each other and acknowledging the battle at hand, they raise their weapons in a proper stance and begin pacing toward each other. Neither says a word, nor do they snarl or flaunt, they close the gap slowly with reverence and respect. Once in range, as if a second bell was rung but nobody heard it, Priest Ndrog immediately swings his halberd at Nostrotortoise! Nostrotortoise blocks the attack with his shield, but the strike was bait! Ndrog carries the blade of his halberd through the opening made by the block, cutting Nostrotortoise’s foot clean off!

Nostrotortoise falls to the ground. “How fragile we are,” he calmly exclaims, as if to Ndrog directly. Ndrog does not respond except by hacking the tortoise man’s other foot off as well. Another attack from Ndrog aims to kill, but Nostrotortoise didn’t just come here to die, and he blocks it with his shield! But Ndrog’s halberd is too mighty for a downed opponent, and he swings it again. The shield falls to the ground, rolling like a fallen coin, with Nostrotortoises severed arm beside it. “Third blood,” says Ndrog, loud enough for somebody in the audience to hear. Nostrotortoise slumps over, a pool of blood growing beneath him, until his breathing stops. Ndrog agrees “yes, fragile we are,” and turns to leave the arena.

Congratulations, Priest Ndrog. You were sent here as a death sentence, but you might draw enough blood to come out of it alive, and famous!


Fight 1BB: Slappybara vs Athra Acikadis
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/wNzNCrwb (https://pastebin.com/wNzNCrwb)

A capybara man named Slappybara (managed by diatere) stands on the west end of the arena, wearing a grimace that looks a little bit forced and bearing a great deal of scars. On second look, are those facial scars painted on? Anyway, Slappybara has entered the ring wielding peculiar “blue brass” knuckles, which the staff doesn’t seem to recall seeing on the ledger. They can always review that after the fight! Slappybara poses and flexes for the crowd, but the crowd responds mostly with “awwww!” and a child cries to his mother “can I be friends with the fluffy one?!”. Slappybara seems flustered at the response, and stamps his feet in protest.

Stumbling in from the east entrance is a reptile man, Athra Acikadis (managed by Lemunde) who doesn’t seem to know where to stand. He wears a copper helm and leather armor and gloves, which don’t appear intended for armed combat. Wandering before the adoring crowd, Athra points to himself wondering if they mean him. Only then does he realize that somebody else is here as well. Upon noticing each other, Slappybara trots into position on his side of the arena. As soon as Athra notices that he’s also standing in a marked out square, a bell rings!

Slappybara charges at Athra, yelling things in a clearly forced low voice, and Athra is completely startled! Athra reacts instinctively, biting the charging opponent in the right leg! Slappy jumps away from a second bite and begins shouting for help as the reptile man snaps at him repeatedly. The crowd breaks out in laughter! Athra bites down onto the “blue brass” knuckles on Slappybara’s right hand and latches on. Slappy tugs and pulls to free his hand from Athra’s grip.

Artha begins shaking Slappybara’s hand like a dog fighting for a rope. Blood spurts from Artha’s mouth as Slappybara’s hand is torn open and chewed! Athra may be confused, but his reptile man instincts seem good enough for gladiatorial combat!

After several minutes of getting shaken and mawed by Athra, Slappybara decides to turn the tables and bites down onto Athra, shaking him in return! Equal amount of damage is done in exchange, now both fighters are bloody and torn by this toothy skirmish, but it doesn’t end. Clouds of dust kick up around the tumbling gladiators as they roll about the arena, punching, biting, and shaking each other like rabid animals.

The two begin to slow their struggle as they both grow exhausted, eventually passing out on the ground. Perhaps the blood loss hasn’t helped! They shift in and out of consciousness, picking up where they left off each time, only to pass out again. Eventually, Slappybara is up and moving while Athra remains passed out, so he fights to drag himself onto the reptile man and expends the last ounce of his energy to punch Artha Acikadis in the head until he stops breathing. The fight goes to Slappybara, who passes out again and needs to be carted out of the arena!

Congratulations, Slappybara! You couldn’t hear that because you’re unconscious, but nonetheless!


Fight 1CC: Silent Slicer vs Beardbeard the Bearded Beard of Beards
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/GPMN2mCa (https://pastebin.com/GPMN2mCa)

A mass of hair… no, a dwarf!, stands on one side of the arena. Beardbeard, the Bearded Beard of Beards (managed by PlatinumJesus) is a dwarf of mythical repute, his travels known in a hundred different forms as poems and childrens stories. Unlike most fairy tales, however, he is alive and here in the flesh, and hair! Mostly hair. A mighty beard flows like a waterfall, its source a set of eyes and a nose, obscuring the dwarf’s entire form, decorated with all sorts of fine and peculiar ornaments. From it pokes the end of an iron dagger.

A much different opponent stands opposed to the beard. It’s ‘The Silent Slicer’, a jumping spider woman. In contrast to the flowing majesty of Beardbeard’s beard, this spider woman bristles with short hairs – and anticipation. She wields two copper short swords and clenches her other four fists, ready to fight. She skitters back and forth, excited and jumpy, hardly willing to await the bell.

When the bell rings, the two pace toward each other at a measured pace. Once in melee range, Beardbeard lets out an audible “hmph!” and takes a swing with his dagger! The jumping spider woman leaps over him, dodging the attack and landing behind him. She swings one of her swords at the dwarf, but Beardbeard is no fool and not ill-prepared. He turns around and parries the sword, returning a dagger strike of his own! ‘The Silent Slicer’ swings her second sword to deflect the dagger, barely in time.

‘The Silent Slicer’ does not let up, and lands a slicing blow on Beardbeard’s left calf with one sword, then again with the other! It’s a deep wound. Beardbeard falls to the ground and grunts loudly in frustration, but ‘The Silent Slicer’ shows no empathy, only accelerating her assault. She begins unleashing a flurry of blows and Beardbeard does all he can to manage the onslaught. She begins a long series of stabs and slashes, mixed with rapid punches that fill every opening! A stab to Beardbeard’s head! A parry of his jab! A stab to his hand! Another parry!

It’s impossible to keep track of The Silent Slicer’s many hands. One hand will lodge a sword into Beardbeard’s limb and a different one will tear it free, while the free hands deliver punches in between, like some kind of brutal mechanism of death!

Beardbeard is no novice, and manages to get some strikes in throughout this nightmare, but the spider woman parries or dodges each one, until she plunges both swords through Beardbeard’s gut! She rips them back into her possession and goes for the kill, stabbing at the dwarf’s head. Beardbeard the Bearded’s mighty beard is mighty indeed, and a stab is only able to deliver a flesh wound through all that hair! A slash is similarly mitigated by the glorious braids, but then another slash gives Beardbeard his final shave. Beardbeard collapses, his beard dyed a crimson red.

Congratulations, ‘Silent Slicer’! The uncanny skill you possess with your blades could take you far!

Fight 1DD: Beast of Spearimpale vs Marmota Monax
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/ib8BR9aY (https://pastebin.com/ib8BR9aY)

Marmota Monax (managed by Cut-More_Supreme), a name nobody has heard of, belongs to a groundhog man who stands to his side of the arena with a bloodstained black bronze pickaxe in hand. He wears a copper helm, gauntlets, and boots as well. His eyes to the ground, a stone cold expression is reminiscent of the grizzly bear woman’s from an earlier fight this round – the look of tragedy, and a vengeful thirst. Whatever vengeance his groundhog man miner is chasing, it’s clearly his singular pursuit.

Across the arena grunts and snorts ‘The Beast of Spearimpale’ (managed by memmet), a hellish Minotaur with nothing more than a copper shield to bear. Its bloodied hooves are proof of its vile nature. Its horns are curled and stained, resembling a banner of war. This beast carries an ominous and nigh supernatural presence. It’s as though the sun grows weaker, burdened to shine on such a monster.

The tournament seems distant and irrelevant in the shadow of these blackened souls, but the bell rings, reminding everyone of the matter at hand. Without hesitation, The Beast of Spearimpale stomps heavily on the sandy floor and explodes into a charge, covering ground like a fired bolt! Marmota seems to welcome the charge, as though debating with himself if he ought to let it land. But no, he sidesteps the charging Minotaur, attacking with his pickaxe as it darts past. The minotaur was holding his shield to that side, blocking the swing. A surprising amount of wit for such a hellish creature.

After running past the groundhog man, the Beast turns and prepares for another charge. It launches itself again, kicking up a wake of dust, this time faster somehow! Before Marmota can respond, he’s struck and tossed backward onto the ground! But he’s quick to return to his feet. The Beast, too close to charge again, lunges forward and strikes with its shield, bashing Marmota in the arm, then follows up with a kick to the other arm, the Beast’s hoof smashing it into a dangling lump of flesh!

Marmota Monax attempts to gain the offensive, but he misses his first strike and the Beast takes the opportunity to dominate. It bites at Marmota’s head! The copper helm is just rigid enough to slip from the minotaur’s teeth, but it twists Marmota’s neck violently. Marmota attempts once more to gain any kind of offense but misses again. The Beast immediately changes tactics and begins slamming the edge of its shield into Marmota’s ribs! An audible crack is heard and Marmota hacks and chokes! He falls to the ground in pain.

Not letting up, the Beast of Spearimpale brutalizes the groundhog man’s torso with blow after blow to ribs and guts, smashing through ribs and annihilating the abdomen and groin. The shield is jammed between two ribs, torn free, and the onslaught continues! Marmota is pinned on his back, hacking, retching, and laboring to even lift his pickaxe. As though milled into a paste, Marmot Monax’s midsection offers no more resistance to the brutal shield strikes, and the groundhog man goes completely limp!

Congratulations, Beast of Spearimpale! Though the darkened sun and demonic aura is concerning, your time in the arena will be glorious indeed!


Fight 1EE: Madame Spots vs Massive Mike
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/NPqJ4cZK (https://pastebin.com/NPqJ4cZK)

The Jaguar Woman, Madame Spots (managed by chipathingy) shrugs her shoulders as she wonders how her husband convinced her to bother with a gladiator tournament. She wears deer leather armor and an iron helm. The helm seems rather uncomfortable to her, as if she’s never needed to wear one before. Carrying an iron spear as a weapon, she seems aloof but her grip on that spear is proper, suggesting that she’s far more familiar with it than the helmet.

Opposing her is a large, brutish Troll whose name is chanted by a small band of goblin fans in the front row. “Massive Mike!” (managed by Thomasasia), they cheer, and the indeed massive troll boasts and grunts proudly in return. Wearing a copper mail shirt but no pants besides the tournament issue loincloth, this fighter looks like a bad smell, but also quite powerful, especially carrying his imposing iron greataxe. His goblin entourage shouts to him  “Duck and weave! Remember to duck and weave!”.

The bell rings and Madame Spots darts at Massive Mike, leaving him no time to think! Massive Mike ducks and the jaguar woman’s spear thrusts over his head. He swings his offhand at her, not yet readied with his great axe, but Madame Spots punishes this with a stab to his hand! Massive Mike reels back, bleeding, but quickly goes on the offensive with a brutish roar. He swings his axe, a miss. He throws a punch, another miss. Madame Spots stabs again, he weaves!

‘Shnnk’. The angered troll ceases. The tip of Madame Spot’s spear points like an arrow drawn straight through Massive Mike’s skull. The fight is over not 20 seconds after it began. The previously jolly goblins shout in disappointment, except for one, who greedily collects a few sacks of gold from the others.

Congratulations to Madame Spots! You have certainly wasted no time proving your worthiness in the tournament.



Fight 1FF: Zeps v Ruyava Alanaeyila
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/WMHacFgE (https://pastebin.com/WMHacFgE)

Wearing a full set of leather armor over her green tunic, Ruÿava Alanaeyila (managed by Zonalar) forgoes only a helm, and it’s no wonder why. The beauty of her complexion, her persuasive stance and enticing figure, Ruÿava hardly seems the type to hide her face behind armor. But she’s not here for a beauty pageant, she wields a black bronze spear and buckler with easy confidence. She seems disinterested in her foe across the arena.

That foe is Zeps (managed by Eris235), a cruel looking rat man wearing only the tournament issue loincloth and a scowl. With folded arms he grips an iron scourge. He seems unreasonably angry at Ruÿava, despite never knowing her, as if ready to dole out a punishment for some transgression.

The bell rings and Zeps lets out a snicker under his breath while approaching Ruÿava with an authoritative march. As he closes in, he brandishes his scourge, lifting it high, but before he can even begin his lashing, Ruÿava sidesteps the scourge and turns with stunning graze, plunging her spear into the sand behind Zeps. Zeps cries out! She’s cut the rat man’s tail clean off!

Zeps snarls and spins around to face Ruÿava. Enraged, he lashes at the elf woman who seems unconcerned with being struck, but perhaps she’s underestimated the cruel looking rat man. The scourge lands on her arm and rips through the leather armor, tearing into Ruÿava’s flesh and twisting her arm! She drops her spear! Another strike lands on her head, forever marring her beautiful visage! Ruÿava yells “you cut my FACE! You’re so annoying!” and strikes at Zeps unarmed, but the rat man proves to be much more skilled than she first thought.

Ruÿava forgets about her spear and persistently engages the rat man with her bare hands, but the fight goes one-sided as Zeps dodges each of her flustered attacks and returns with brutal lashing from his iron scourge. Her armor doesn’t hold up long as she tries to get ahold of the cruel rat man. Eventually the leather parts are sundered and Zeps begins ripping through the flesh on her arms, torso, and head. Ruÿava, still desperately trying to turn the tide but missing every strike, suffers both the scraping barbs and the heavy weight of the iron scourge! She gives into pain. With one, two, three heavy strikes to her head, Zeps caves in her skull.

Congratulations to Zeps! Your cruel punishments shall see you to the next round!

Fights 1A - 1P written by Mkhos
Fights 1Q-1X written by SlitherPapi
Fights 1Y - 1FF written by Tekkud
Title: Round 1 Betting Results
Post by: Mkhos on July 15, 2023, 06:03:16 am
Hello all! Betting results can be found in the spreadsheet on the betting page. Lemonade was the richest Urist this round, walking away with 182 gold! The three most on gladiators were Yeti Soon to become Spaghetti, Evil Death Roll, and Wine.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10q3Qojz8f8PS7QeOnmhJ5Xi5ph5lDB_ASTOtj8jnCeY/edit?usp=sharing

Round 2 betting opens now, and will be open until the 21st of July, 20 GMT. Feel free to participate even if you did not last round. Rules are here:

Title: Round 2 Upgrades
Post by: Mkhos on July 15, 2023, 06:07:33 am
All managers who were victorious in Round 1 will see their available amount of upgrade points to the far right of their gladiator in the spreadsheet.

Note about the algorithm: if you look at the numbers a bit closer, you can see that whenever the simple multiplication by 1.5 created a number that had something other than .5 in its decimal part, we rounded it up to the closest .5; so, .25 becomes .5 and .75 becomes 1. This was done to avoid infinite splintering of the points.

The Arena Personnel asks you to provide your upgrades as soon as possible. The deadline is the 21st of July, 12 GMT. We ask for your understanding on these matters; we need time to run and process the fights.

Please remember that your upgrades should be sent to dfgtcommittee@gmail.com. The upgrades will later be revealed via a separate post.

Good luck and go with Armok!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Inarius on July 15, 2023, 06:14:05 am
I bet 50 gold on Madame Spots, again ! She delivered !
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Mudequipy on July 15, 2023, 09:41:48 am
I'll bet 25 gold on Zglbrk the Unbreakable, in matchup 2G
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: WholesomeShadow on July 15, 2023, 09:52:47 am
i'll bet 45 gold on Evil Death Roll
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Rumrusher on July 15, 2023, 09:58:10 am
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Stimraug on July 15, 2023, 10:30:12 am
Quick question: looking at Gunch Lord vs. Cupuaçu, why did Gunch Lord lose hold of their hood and dagger towards the very end? I don't understand the game mechanics behind this.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Lemunde on July 15, 2023, 11:03:18 am
Quick question: looking at Gunch Lord vs. Cupuaçu, why did Gunch Lord lose hold of their hood and dagger towards the very end? I don't understand the game mechanics behind this.

If you're talking about the combat log, that happens when a limb gets torn off. They lose hold of whatever was attached to that limb.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Lemunde on July 15, 2023, 11:05:48 am
My gladiator bit it, but he put up a good fight. I'll console myself with all my gold.

Let it ride! 182 gold on Beast of Spear Impale!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: DanVzare on July 15, 2023, 11:05:57 am
Ah poor Morris Sr. At least he fought much better than his son. I suppose you couldn't expect much from such an elderly man. And at least he got one last kiss (even if it was with a skunkman, and was technically more of a bite).

One of these days someone in the Morris clan is going to make it past round 1. Or perhaps this is not only the end of The Way of the Crab, but of the Morris name itself.  :'(

Morris Sr lived how he fought. Grabby.
See you next year.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Stimraug on July 15, 2023, 11:18:17 am
Quick question: looking at Gunch Lord vs. Cupuaçu, why did Gunch Lord lose hold of their hood and dagger towards the very end? I don't understand the game mechanics behind this.

If you're talking about the combat log, that happens when a limb gets torn off. They lose hold of whatever was attached to that limb.

Yeah it's just that Cupuaçu never landed such a hit on Gunch Lord, who just drops the weapon for no reason if you read the logs.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Stimraug on July 15, 2023, 11:28:39 am
(delete this post, thx)
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Stimraug on July 15, 2023, 11:35:29 am
Yet another question: The google sheet lists armours and their costs, does this mean that robes, dresses etc. are not eligible as they are not listed? Thanks.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Salmeuk on July 15, 2023, 12:07:09 pm
Salmeuk (Nijinsky) would like to bet my remaining 20 gold on Priest Ndrog.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Quick question: looking at Gunch Lord vs. Cupuaçu, why did Gunch Lord lose hold of their hood and dagger towards the very end? I don't understand the game mechanics behind this.

If you're talking about the combat log, that happens when a limb gets torn off. They lose hold of whatever was attached to that limb.

Yeah it's just that Cupuaçu never landed such a hit on Gunch Lord, who just drops the weapon for no reason if you read the logs.

if I'm interpreting the results correctly, these "loses hold" messages are displayed before the corresponding injury. So when you die in DF combat, you drop everything you are holding... then you collapse. I think.

Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Stimraug on July 15, 2023, 12:22:45 pm
Salmeuk (Nijinsky) would like to bet my remaining 20 gold on Priest Ndrog.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Quick question: looking at Gunch Lord vs. Cupuaçu, why did Gunch Lord lose hold of their hood and dagger towards the very end? I don't understand the game mechanics behind this.

If you're talking about the combat log, that happens when a limb gets torn off. They lose hold of whatever was attached to that limb.

Yeah it's just that Cupuaçu never landed such a hit on Gunch Lord, who just drops the weapon for no reason if you read the logs.

if I'm interpreting the results correctly, these "loses hold" messages are displayed before the corresponding injury. So when you die in DF combat, you drop everything you are holding... then you collapse. I think.

That's the only thing I could think of as well.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Joqan on July 15, 2023, 12:26:26 pm
Hello, i am joqan and also joqan on discord, i would like to bet 50 on ina the impala man for round two. Thanks in advance
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Stimraug on July 15, 2023, 01:36:19 pm
122g on Priest Ndrog for round 2.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: delight on July 15, 2023, 02:56:13 pm
Mkhos, SlitherPapi, Tekkud - these are super fun write-ups. Thanks for doing all this!

Betting 50 on Butcher Bart for Round 2, please... I've heard good things about his meat pies.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: PlatinumJesus on July 15, 2023, 02:59:58 pm
ahhh, darn, poor Beardbeard got a bit more than a close shave. the natural enemy of the beard is slicing, after all!

putting my remaining 1 gold on The Silent Slicer, in support of her INCREDIBLE VIOLENCE
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: BecauseISaid on July 15, 2023, 05:09:33 pm
A great first round, hopefully I can keep a streak going. I'll bet 50 gold on Ine for round 2
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Nekkowe on July 15, 2023, 06:22:28 pm
We noticed and resolved a technical issue that resulted in some people with winning bets receing slightly (i.e. in the single digits each) less gold than intended.
If you won your bet in Round 1 and you based your bet in Round 2 on your total (e.g. going all-in, or betting "all but <some amount>", things of that nature), please double-check your round 2 funds (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10q3Qojz8f8PS7QeOnmhJ5Xi5ph5lDB_ASTOtj8jnCeY/edit#gid=1108800907), and feel free to mention if you'd like to adjust your bet!

As of this round, I'm helping out with the number-crunching as regards betting, and will no longer participate in placing bets myself as a result.
Good luck, both in the tournament and at the books!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Lemon on July 15, 2023, 07:08:02 pm
I would like to bet 57 of gold on the Slappybara
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Lemunde on July 16, 2023, 02:58:38 am
We noticed and resolved a technical issue that resulted in some people with winning bets receing slightly (i.e. in the single digits each) less gold than intended.
If you won your bet in Round 1 and you based your bet in Round 2 on your total (e.g. going all-in, or betting "all but <some amount>", things of that nature), please double-check your round 2 funds (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10q3Qojz8f8PS7QeOnmhJ5Xi5ph5lDB_ASTOtj8jnCeY/edit#gid=1108800907), and feel free to mention if you'd like to adjust your bet!

As of this round, I'm helping out with the number-crunching as regards betting, and will no longer participate in placing bets myself as a result.
Good luck, both in the tournament and at the books!

Noted, I'll keep the bet I placed. Having a couple gold in reserve isn't a bad idea.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: kesperan on July 16, 2023, 05:03:44 am
Only one wolverine man left standing, bub.

Also… I don’t think I’ve ever seen ranged gladiators being so successful before. We even have a ranged vs ranged face off in round 2. How interesting!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Stimraug on July 16, 2023, 06:38:31 am
We noticed and resolved a technical issue that resulted in some people with winning bets receing slightly (i.e. in the single digits each) less gold than intended.
If you won your bet in Round 1 and you based your bet in Round 2 on your total (e.g. going all-in, or betting "all but <some amount>", things of that nature), please double-check your round 2 funds (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10q3Qojz8f8PS7QeOnmhJ5Xi5ph5lDB_ASTOtj8jnCeY/edit#gid=1108800907), and feel free to mention if you'd like to adjust your bet!

As of this round, I'm helping out with the number-crunching as regards betting, and will no longer participate in placing bets myself as a result.
Good luck, both in the tournament and at the books!

Thanks, I was wondering how it worked :D Instead of 122, I'd like to go all-in on Priest Ndrog.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: mightymike on July 16, 2023, 08:34:35 am
Time for a turnaround on my luck. I’ll put my remaining 50 on Logem, in unity with my wolverine man brother. Long live the wolverine men Bub!!!!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: coolguy65535 on July 16, 2023, 04:18:15 pm
betting 3 on mr t
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: memmet on July 16, 2023, 04:39:23 pm
The beast tracks blood out of the pit as it is wrestled back to its cell. Though it has known only dark and clammy stone all its ancient years, it battles by rote. Though ancient it is, its Novice skills betray its immemorial isolation and spiritual poverty. Though animal, it is human... though human, it is severely deficient in vitamin D.

Its dwarven captor bets 100 gold on the beast against its future, arachnid enemy!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: kesperan on July 16, 2023, 05:34:25 pm
Time for a turnaround on my luck. I’ll put my remaining 50 on Logem, in unity with my wolverine man brother. Long live the wolverine men Bub!!!!

* Logem lights a stogie in memory of his fallen brother in arms *
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: NRDL on July 16, 2023, 08:08:00 pm
50 gold on Horof Dreadhoof
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on July 16, 2023, 10:17:33 pm
Yet another question: The google sheet lists armours and their costs, does this mean that robes, dresses etc. are not eligible as they are not listed? Thanks.

Cloth clothing items are free (cost 0 points to purchase). The only conditions are that we don't allow too many layers and overlap of clothing items. So for example, something like a combination of vest + shirt + coat + robe + cape, which all cover the torso, would not be allowed. Adamantine clothing is also not allowed for this tournament.  :>
 
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Warzagg on July 18, 2023, 08:16:23 am
Oops! Forgot to clarify my bet last round. The Committee from the Glowing Marshes will bet 120 gold on Ndrog for the next fight, grumbling over the lost profits from his last victory.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: DeKaFu on July 18, 2023, 12:47:44 pm
So sad that neither of the crossbow bats made it to round two... At least Nick put up a heroically desperate struggle to not die before dying horribly.

I didn't place any bets in round one, but now I'd like to put 60 gold on Zeps because of his impressive performance and the fact I like rats almost as much as I like bats.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: dr00 on July 18, 2023, 03:24:41 pm
The gremlin managing Ine sneaks up to the bettor's board and places 50 on Ine. 
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Nekkowe on July 18, 2023, 03:50:01 pm
Oops! Forgot to clarify my bet last round. The Committee from the Glowing Marshes will bet 120 gold on Ndrog for the next fight, grumbling over the lost profits from his last victory.
Betting funds are not gained between rounds like points are, so you still only have your 100 starting gold. How much of that would you like to bet on Ndrog?
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Merrygin on July 18, 2023, 04:00:07 pm
Sweetteeth stretches and wriggles through the mess of guts and bits of bat-face left on the arena ground as the crowd's hollers and hoots steadily fade into more of a disgusted rumbling and shooing. It seems almost as if Sweety gnawed and slurped his way entirely through the midsection of poor Nick, although it's really hard to tell for certain at this point. Only sure thing is that the Leech Man is enjoying himself. After what felt like minutes of embarrassed silence, only broken by the occasional gasping of the crowds, the drunken cheers of Sweetteeths entourage, and of course by his own gulps and slurps, he finally emerges visibly satisfied out of the hematite-colored pile in the middle of the arena: his "face" - for lack of better term - now framed by the fine silk of his opponents trousers he apparently squirmed into in his gluttonous frenzy, now hanging in tatters over Sweety's shoulders.
Sweety's mouthhole, shining wetly in the light of the torches surrounding the fighting pit, opens and closes rythmically to the beat of his entourage's clapping. "*Slurp-gurgle* This *suck-plop* was *rasp* satisfying" he squeezes out of some part of his bat-blood-swollen body.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Warzagg on July 18, 2023, 06:11:21 pm
In that case, I'll bet all of my 100 gold on Ndrog! Thanks kindly for the clarification.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Rendentare on July 18, 2023, 07:11:10 pm
I have a good feeling.  75 GOLD on Skitterleap.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: chipathingy on July 19, 2023, 03:00:43 am
Another 80 gold on Madame Spots please :)
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Bralbaard on July 19, 2023, 06:29:33 am
120 gold on the mighty Horof Dreadhoof please.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Merrygin on July 19, 2023, 11:18:23 am
A visibly drunk group of dwarves, tankards in their hands, reels to the bookie's office. The drunkest of them steps forward and bellows:

"Ssevenshy bucksh on that chubby rat in the pww.. prrhe.. the pwriesht robe...!"

He gestures roughly towards the elegant and ernest figure of Cupuaçu while he sprays out 70☼ over the table, about half of which lands on the other side with a metallic jingle.

"Ouur shhweet little boy loves'em chunky, huahaha-*beeelch*"

They do not seem to have noticed that they will probably not meet in battle unless both reach the semi-final.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Eris235 on July 19, 2023, 01:04:31 pm
Now presenting, an exclusive interview with zeps:
Spoiler: Interview with zeps (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Turbo_Udon on July 19, 2023, 04:07:52 pm
A little announcement from Gromp Stomp 263th son of the gladiator Gromp Gromp:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)




This town aint big enough for the two of us roaches.

100 gold on Horof DreadHoof

*MENACING HISSING SOUND*
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: dr00 on July 19, 2023, 06:57:02 pm
Who knew what seemed a simple contest of skills would involve so much carnage...?

Spoiler: Ine's trials continue (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Eris235 on July 20, 2023, 07:29:10 am
(https://i.imgur.com/2llv7Iy.png)
Round 2 match-ups, √2 times larger that last time (so overall number of pixels is about the same as the R1 drawing).
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Salmeuk on July 20, 2023, 02:07:52 pm
its... amazing. all the more reason to make it to the semi finals!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Lucias Ral on July 20, 2023, 05:38:09 pm
A friend is made
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

For bets, I will place 60 gold on Ligir Dustband to win.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Toybasher on July 20, 2023, 08:45:28 pm
James looks around nervously, staring at the reflection in his sword. The skunk-man gives his tail a nice floof, and pats the chainmail on his chest. "Feels...nostalgic." he mumbles to himself, vaguely remembering one of the flight suits he used to wear in his original timeline.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Eric Blank on July 21, 2023, 12:05:26 am
I'm going to be betting my 100 gold on Ligir Dustband
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: aspy523 on July 21, 2023, 01:13:22 am
75 Gold on Estu Amazon
Let it not be said I target Dwarves in this arena

Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: aspy523 on July 21, 2023, 01:17:57 am

This town aint big enough for the two of us roaches.

100 gold on Horof DreadHoof

*MENACING HISSING SOUND*

"Now now, hissing isn't necessary. When I win I'll bring honor to all roaches, then we won't be able to fight in the tournament again!"
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Joqan on July 21, 2023, 03:41:44 am

Ine's alley Training program and response to manager scandal rumors

Hello ladies and gentlemen reading our newspaper, i am urist mcreporter here to take an interview from ine exclusively on here:

+Alright so first question for you may I ask what you are doing in this strange alley?

-My manager Meng says that these uh.. rooms are what the first round contestants all reside in.
*looks around for his manager or relatives*
I don't want to seem ungrateful, but... this place is not what I pictured after achieving the first level of glory in the tournament.

+Also another question, a source wishing to be unknown said your manager betted against you, thoughts on that?

-That can't be right, Meng has helped me so much.  He got me signed up when I first came down into the city, and has been helping me find specialists to train with...  Sure, the money they require for services is a lot more than at home, but we don't have combat specialists at home.  Especially not expert gremlin fighters!

+your opinion in your fight with wagne? Nice fighting by the way

-I didn't know what to expect.  I'd never seen a bat man before, there are so many different competitors here.  Have you seen what that leechman did at the end of his battle?
*Ine paws at the ground trying avoid eye contact, then shakes his head and focuses back on the interviewer*
When I saw that crossbow, I thought for sure I was going to take a bolt to the knee.  But my gear protected me!

+right, what do you think of your next opponent, yeti about to be spaghetti, and have you studied his fighting?

-What's a yeti?  We don't have them in the savanna.   I only saw a few of the later rounds after Meng and his uncle pulled the bolts out of my arms.
*Ine shakes his head for focus*
It doesn't matter, Meng says the specialists he hired for me will help me win the next round.   The trials they have me work through all day--is it still day here, I lose track with these closed in spaces--the trials are something else, but I know I can bring glory to the Herd if I just make it through!
*Ine jumps around, pumping himself up for the work ahead to make ready for his fight*
Glooooory!

+Well ine it was fantastic talking to you, anything you got to say to fans?

-*Ine looks a little abashed, pawing at the cobble with his hoof.*
Fans... Wow. Ummm, glory to the Herd?


Well lads and lasses and in between that's all we had time for, we will hopefully get a small snippet from ine after the second round (if he survives ofcourse) and we will also hopefully do a interview from the survivor of ndrog vs slappybara fight after the second Round.

This was urist mcreporter, banishing suns newspaper

(Immense thank you to dr00 for this great roleplay)
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: PaperPlinkPlonk on July 21, 2023, 03:56:41 am
I bet 136 gold on Regina Formicarium.
The royal entourage look displeased at the manager's decision.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: BlackGriffin23 on July 21, 2023, 04:27:03 am
No writing yet, but basically

Betting 50 gold on Ine!

I am pretty sure I still can.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Quantum Drop on July 21, 2023, 05:01:06 am
The delegation from the Learned Order of Brass and Fire will place a bet of 50 gold on Butcher Bart. (Writing to follow.)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Enemy post on July 21, 2023, 06:03:28 am
100 gold on Estu Amazon, please!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Nekkowe on July 21, 2023, 08:56:37 am
I am pretty sure I still can.
Yup, no worries! The betting deadline closes today at 20:00 GMT (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8488932#msg8488932), just over six hours from now.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: ixn on July 21, 2023, 09:27:42 am

Furthermore, my bet for this round. 50 gold on Boofy.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Lemon on July 21, 2023, 12:31:10 pm
Cupuaçu story after the first fight on the arena. after the round 1:
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Joqan on July 21, 2023, 01:51:10 pm
Diago pastor and the unknifing paradox

Hello good readers of banishing suns newspaper
Today we have a special interview from diago pastor the third

+hello to you uhhh, sir? Roach? Whatever you are comfortable with, you must be Diego pastor right?

-Oh I didn't see you there. Hola, my name is Diago Pastor the 53rd. It is a pleasure to meet you.

+yes, hello, i am here to take an exclusive interview, so first question, since we all know why you're here we skip right to the question, why did you decide to abandon the knife?

-Well it wasn't an easy decision. As many people know the Pastor Family has a long and storied tradition of using the knife. Going back to one of my ancestors all the way to my late brother Carlos the 113th two years ago.
-The reason for my switch to the spear however was fueled by the death of my brother Carlos. When he died, I vowed to enter the same arena as him to bring honor to his name. I initially planned on using a knife but saw that one of the problems that killed my brother was reach. That's what drove me to pick up the spear, a fast weapon with a dagger like blade but able to hold an opponent away from my midsection.
-I found I was good with the spear and took inspiration from the gladiator bughead from last year to how I may mold myself into an effective spear fighter.

+rest in peace carlos, were you too close?
+also another question, any comments on your previous fight?

-Yes we were, my entire intrusion is tight knit and the loss of Carlos was hard on all of us. He was a brave Roach of honor but he never got what he sought out of the arena.
-As for my fight with Urist McGladiator, I throughly enjoyed our fight. He was a brave Dwarf and strong. I look forward to seeing the next McGladiator take up the mantle next year and wish them the best of luck.

+And what about your next fight? Exited about that yet? Have you studied your opponent?

-But of course! I have studied many opponents in the tournament this year and have found that Rasgrid is one of the fighters I find to be the most formidable. To many others this would be a point too fear and be discouraged by, for me however, this is a point to be proud of. I get to test my might against nothing but truly worthy opponents to show the true value of the spear!

+Very good, the last set of questions, about your manager, why did you choose him, how is he treating you, and also what do you think of his uhhhh training program for you

-Ah my manager has worked with my family as a trainer for years. He was a natural choice having worked with him before. He was worried about my choice to go with the spear instead of a knife at first. He is far more used to training knife fighters but he accepted the challenge and in my opinion has excelled at it. As for my training program, he can be a brutal trainer, training me day and night. Pushing me far further than I would've been able to go on my own.

+great to hear that, alright anything to say to fan before i go? This can be promotion

-To my fans, I thank you for your continued support. To my family, I hope to find you in the stands! I will make you all proud and bring honor to our name!


That was the interview, hopefully we will see him in action, meanwhile those who enjoy our newspaper can get them 20% off at the arena market booth
(Thank you to aspy532 for this)
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Joqan on July 21, 2023, 02:11:18 pm
silent slicer's inspirational and confident words

welcome to the banishing suns newspaper as always, for the first time in our history we are reporting from the great yearly arena, today reporting on silent slicer, our favorite swordsspiderwoman

+Hello, uhhh lady slicer. Good to meet you for todays interview

-The Silent Slicer bows slightly
*polite clicking noises*

+well first question is as we ask all our great champions what made you decide to join the arena?

-She narrows all eight of her eyes slightly, and puffs out her chest with something that might be pride
*boastful chittering, punctuated by a high pitched screeching noise*

+I uhhhhhh, fantastic response!
So uh another question, are you sure of your manager and can you tell us more about them?

-The spiderwoman begins nervously twiddling her six thumbs in a moment of reflection, then stops.
*A low whistle noise followed by more clicking and gutteral noises.*
She nods her head in measured confidence

+not very confident but we move on, what is your opinion about your previous fight with beard

-She immediately launches into a series of noises that could only be interpreted as a story interposed with foreign onomatopoeia and miming with her many limbs.
She ends the description with pointing at her head with all her hands, then miming the head flying off
Her chelicerae form what must be a grim but proud smile

+wow, i will give that to our spider language translator but thank you! As for the next question, you have quite the foe ahead of you, what's your speculation and have you studied his fighting?

-The swordsspider nods, but begins wringing her hands in what must be pent up nervous energy. She gestures to the two copper swords by her seat and swings her arms furiously as if cutting down a large foe. It is clear that whatever confidence she has is derived from her prowess with her preferred weapon of choice, the short sword.

+gruesome description, well last question, have you got anything to say to your fans before your match? This can be promotion

-The Silent Slicer pauses in thought. She begins her message with a few measured noises, then launches into an unintelligible monologue. She punctuates a salient sounding noise with a wide gesture, apparently boasting to the whole world a message of confidence in herself and her jumping spider person race. She finishes her story with another smile, before contentedly returning to sharpening her swords.

as always, you can get our newspaper volumes all over the newspaper booths around the arena's entertainment area, just below the gladiator fashion show newspaper
Title: Bets for Round 2 are now closed!
Post by: Nekkowe on July 21, 2023, 03:02:56 pm
Bets for Round 2 are now closed! (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8488932#msg8488932)

The three gladiators that received the most bets in Round 2 were:
With 311 gold, Estu Amazon vs. Queen Regina Formicarium is the Round 2 matchup that received the highest total sum of bets.

So far, the gladiator that received the most bets across all rounds is Priest Ndrog, with 5 bets totalling 344 gold.

More stats inside:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Miuramir on July 21, 2023, 09:15:26 pm


As the manager for Rasgrid, I would like to pass on that he greatly appreciates your expressed sentiment, and also wishes that he had a chance to share a drink with you under less pressing circumstances.  He has been scribbling notes for an epic as he goes, but is of course all too aware that his chances of completing it are improved by spending more time in martial pursuits.  May the winner memorialize those who have gone before. 
Title: Round 2 Upgrades
Post by: Mkhos on July 22, 2023, 06:09:09 am
Beast of Spearimpale:
Round 2: 139.5

Copper shield (-0)

Fighter 2>4 (-21)
Biter 1>2 (-8)
Kicker 1>2 (-8)
Wrestler 2 (-0)
Misc. Obj. User 2 (-9)
Dodger 1>3 (-25)
Observer 1>3 (-15)
Shield User 2>3 (-12)
Discipline 1>2 (-6)

Points remaining: 35.5

Boofy:
No upgrades submitted for this gladiator

Butcher Bart:
No upgrades submitted for this gladiator

Carabella the Fast:
Points to spend: 214.5
Proficient Dodger -> Expert Dodger (105 pts)
None -> Talented Archer (42pts)
Competent Crossbowman -> Talented Crossbowman (45pts)
Adequate Observer -> Competent Observer (9pts)
Adequate Discipline -> Competent Discipline (9pts)
Points Spent: 210
Points Remaining: 4.5

Still no armor, and Carabella doubts that it would even be worth it against another ranged attacker. Those treefolk must be disgusted by iron, how it's smelted from the wood of their precious trees. That elf would probably only use wood, anyways, and that's like... a strange snowball, she's dodged those many times before. They are natural archers, but, as many know, Archery is an outdated form of warfare, a mortal's strength is too feeble and we all know that crossbows are inherently superior. Here is a true battle of skill, and she'll probably win. (I tested it out in the simulator and she did not win. It'll be RNG as to who gets the first shot off and manages to not die.Carabella would only win if she hits the Elf's hand first, before they hit her fleshy exposed bits.)

Cupaçu:
3 Novice Fighter
55 Talented Swordsman
36 Proficient Discipline
27 Proficient Observer

105 Expert Dodger

Spent: 226
Remaining: 36

Diago Pastor 53rd:
Sell Back:
Wood Buckler (11.25)

New Skills:
Proficient Fighter (15)
Adept Spear User (90)
Talented Dodger (55)
Proficient Shield User (48)
Competent Observer (9)
Adequate Discipline (6)

New Equipment:
Wood Shield (45)

Points used: 268/276.25 (8.25 remaining)

Background:

Entering the locker rooms, riding the high of adrenaline after his first match, Diago is met with his oldest sister Maria Pastor the 32nd.

"Maria my beloved sister, did you see my fight against the McGladiator! He was an amazing fighter but he fell before my spear just as I told Mama he would! Where is Mama and the rest of the intrusion?"

Maria gives Diago a kind sad smile and looks up at the tip of Diago's steel spear.

"Mama and the others continue to watch from the stands and wish you the best but..."

Diago interrupts,

"But they're still upset I trained to use a spear. Upset that I took the family dagger for my spear tip in honor of our family and of Carlos! Upset that I'm showing that we would be better off not being knife fighters like our ancestors stubbornly did for generations, ending up dead!"

"They're just concerned that you are slowing yourself. You know as well as we do the family creed. The dagger that's quickest, kills fastest. You burden yourself too much and they're worried that coming down here will be them saying goodbye to you like they said goodbye to Carlos."

"Well let them know that I don't intend to die, and that I have a few more tricks up my sleeve."

Diago then tosses down the buckler he came with and goes to the wall to pick up a wooden Dwarven shield.

"Not only will I fight using 2 hands for my spear unlike a knife, but I will also use 2 hands for a real shield!"

Estu Amazon:
No upgrades were submitted for this gladiator

Evil Death Roll:
SELL
Iron Battle Axe (+24)
Iron Gauntlets (+8)

BUY
- Equipment
Steel Battle Axe (-96)
Steel Gauntlets (-32)
Iron Helm (-24)
- Skills
Axeman 4 to 7 (-108)
Discipline 1 to 2 (-6)
Observer 0 to 1 (-3)

Leftover: 4

Evil Death Roll visits a local luthier/blacksmith (very talented guy) to tune and sharpen his axe-guitar and along the way grabs a new, brutal pair of spiked gauntlets and a helm fresh from the forges.

Faurine Lethirami:
Equipment:
 [SELL] Iron Bow (+24)
 [SELL] Iron Cap (+10)

 [BUY] Steel Bow (-96)
 [BUY] Steel Helm (-48)

 [KEEP] Leather Gloves
 [KEEP] Leather Armour
 [KEEP] Leather Leggings
 [KEEP] Leather High Boots

Skills:
 [IMPROVED] Skilled Bowelf --> Talented Bowelf (-33)
 [IMPROVED] Competent Archer --> Proficient Archer (-18)
 [IMPROVED] Competent Dodger --> Skilled Dodger (-20)
 [IMPROVED] Competent Observer --> Skilled Observer (-12)
 [IMPROVED] Competent Armor User --> Skilled Armor User (-8)

 [SAME] Competent Discipline

 [NEW] Adequate Fighter (-9)
 [NEW] Novice Swordself (-5)

SPENT: 249 (total: 465)
LEFTOVER: 11

 [UPDATED] Backstory:
" Faurine is a promising but unambitious archer that decided to try her luck in the coliseum after being banned from her village.
 The elven girl never actually believed that she could get very far when she enlisted in this tournament, trying to fool herself that it was an act of bravery and risk-taking, but knowing deep down that she was only seeking for a slow but final form of self-destruction.
 Never had she considered that after tasting the glory of the coliseum she would actually like it, and that it would rekindle in herself an old but warm flame of hope, that although still weak, it comforts her, giving Faurine a new reason for it all in this short time that she still has left."

Frunkus:
Selling:
- Bronze Dagger +16
- Iron Breastplate +20
- Bronze Gauntlets +8

Buying:
- Steel Dagger -64
- Steel Breastplate -80
- Iron Gauntlets -16

Upgrading Skills:
- Skilled Fighter (from Adequate) -21
- Skilled Knife-User (from Competent) -20
- Skilled Dodger (from Novice) -45
- Skilled Observer (from Untrained) -30
- Skilled Shield-User (from Adequate) -28

0 leftover points

Updated Equipment List:
- Steel Dagger
- Steel Helm
- Steel Breastplate
- Copper Mail Shirt
- Iron Gauntlets

Updated Skill List:
- Skilled Fighter
- Skilled Knife-User
- Skilled Armor-User
- Skilled Dodger
- Skilled Observer
- Skilled Shield-User
- Competent Discipline

Horof Dreadhoof:
Dodger skilled -> Taleted -55 /105
Axeman none -> Proficient -90 /15
Left: 15

Ine:
Round 1 Prior Skills:
Skilled Swordsman, Novice Biter, Competent Dodger, Competent Armor User,
Competent Observer, Competent Discipline

Round 1 Prior Gear:
Copper Long Sword, Copper Helm, Copper Mail Shirt, Copper Gauntlets,
Cloth Loincloth

Points to Spend 224.5

Round 2 Skill Upgrades:

Skilled Swordsman to Adept Swordsman (+90)
Novice Biter (No Change, 0)
Competent Dodger to Adept Dodger (+110)
Armor User (No Change, 0)
Competent Observer to Skilled Observer (+12)
Competent Discipline to Skilled Discipline (+12)

Round 2 Armor Upgrades:

No Changes (0)

Points Spent: 224

James "Mephit-One" Misayuki:
UPGRADE POINTS: 253

SELL: Iron Long Sword (+24 points)

Current Upgrade Points: 277
BUY: Steel Long Sword (96 points)
Current Points: 181
Learn: Expert Dodger (180)
Remaining Points: 1
 
By the way, his eye color is a bright cyan. If he's not already wearing his robe underneath his mail, he might as well.

Knifin’ Around:
251 points
Sell iron dagger +16
Buy Adamantine Dagger - 192
Buy Competent Observer- 18
Upgrade from Skilled Dodger to Talented Dodger - 55

That should leave 2 points.

Lerush Idar:
Here are the upgrades for Lêrush Idar:

Upgrade all armour ( helm, chain shirt, greaves, gauntlets, high boots) to steel, selling old armour.  net point cost: 216

upgrade kicker to adequate, and gain adequate armour user.  points cost: 14

remaining points: 0

Ligir Dustband:
237 upgrade points,

from Comp Fighter
-12 Sk Fighter
-15 Proficient Fighter
-27 total

From Skilled Sword
-25 Proficient Sword
-30 Talented Sword
-55 total

From Comp Shield
-16 Skilled Shield
-20 Prof Shield
-36

From Comp Dodge
-20 Skilled Dodge
-25 Prof Shield
-45


-24 1x Iron Helm
-48 1x Iron Mail

-235 total
2 points remaining

Logem Branchsyrup:
Facing an enormous troll in the next round... what could go wrong?

Upgrades:

Round 2 (243 points)

Talented to Professional Swordwolverine -120
Proficient to Adept Dodger -65

Remaining 58

Madame Spots:
Increase spearman skill to Talented for 75 points
Increase dodger skill to Talented for 55 points
New: adequate discipling for 9 points
New: iron mail shirt for 48 points
New: iron gauntlets for 16 points

Remaining: 1 point

Mr. T:
No upgrades were submitted for this gladiator.

Nijinsky:
I will sell the following equipment:
Iron Short Sword (worth 40pt, sold for +20)

This leaves me with 230pts (210 base + 20 sold equipment).

I will purchase the following equipment:

Steel Short Sword (80pts)

I will purchase the following skills:

Upgrade Dodger from Proficient to Expert: (105pts)
Upgrade Swordsman from Adequate to Skilled: (35pts)
Adequate Observer (9pts)

This leaves me with one (1) point remaining.

Priest Ndrog:
Competent Fighter (upgraded from Adequate Fighter)

Adept Axeman (upgraded from Competent Axeman)

Talented Dodger (upgraded from Competent Dodger)

Remaining: 0 points

Queen Regina Formicarium:
The herald ant woman delivers a sealed envelope to the Tournament Committee:
Salutations to the Tournament Committee,
We have found training facilities near the arena unsatisfactorily small. Thus we have made the purchase of three more copper spears rather than pursuing more accurate striking as hoped. We are ready foir the spill of blood and ichor in the arena.
QRF

Upgrades Budget:138
3 Copper Spears -75
Proficient Spearman -60
Novice Discipline -3
Total 0

Rasgrid the Bard:
-7.5   sell Copper Helm
-24      sell Iron Battle Axe
+48   buy Steel Helm
+96   buy Steel Battle Axe
+6      improve Fighter from Novice(1) to Adequate(2)
+54   improve Axeman from Competent(3) to Proficient(5)
+3      add Misc. Object User at Novice(1)
+4      improve Armor User from Novice(1) to Adequate(2)
+20   improve Dodger from Competent(3) to Skilled(4)
+3      add Observer at Novice(1)
+12   improve Shield User from Adequate(2) to Competent(3)
+3      add Discipline at Novice(1)
=========
217.5

Net build for Round 2: 

Skills:
Fighter: Adequate(2) +9
Biter: Novice(1) +4
Wrestler: Novice(1) +4
Axeman: Proficient(5) +90
Misc. Object User: Novice(1) +3
Armor User: Adequate(2) +6
Dodger: Skilled(4) +50
Observer: Novice(1) +3
Shield User: Competent(3) +24
Discipline: Novice(1) +3
(skill subtotal = 196)

Equipment:
Iron Battle Axe: +48 SOLD BACK for -24
Wooden Shield: +45
Copper Helm: +15 SOLD BACK for -7.5
Leather Armor: +12
Leather Gauntlets: +4
Leather High Boots: +5
Steel Battle Axe: +96
Steel Helm: +48
(equipment subtotal = 241.5)

Sharpfist:
215 points remaining

Talented Knife User --> Expert Knife User (-75)
Competent Dodger --> Proficient Dodger (-45)
Novice Observer --> Skilled Observer (-27)
Proficient Fighter --> Talented Fighter (-18)
Sell Large Iron Dagger (+16)
Buy Large Steel Dagger (-64)

2 Points remaining

Skitterleap:
Dodger from Competent to Adept (-110)
Striker from Competent to Adept (-88)
Observer from Proficient to Expert (-63)

3.5 Points Remaining

Slappybara:
"That'll stop the cuteness comments", thinks Slappybara, as he punches the hapless reptile man to death. He then passes out.
Waking up in a medical bed a few days later, he is greeted by a dozen get-well-soon cards, all with adorable hand-drawn pictures of him. Seems that dwarven children aren't dissuaded by a bit of blood and violence. Darn.
Slappy spends most of the rest of his training period shaving the hair off his arms to show his muscles, but all it really does is make him look like a poodle. He also gets a helmet, but it just lovingly frames his adorable face, like a good haircut.

Changes:
Buy Steel Helm (48)
Competent -> Talented Striker (60)
Competent -> Proficient Dodger (45)
Not -> Competent Armour User (12)
Not -> Adquate Discipline (9)

325 Points to Spend
174 Points Spent
151 Points Remaining

Stimraug:
+ Steel gauntlets 32p
+ Steel high boots 40p
+ Novice observer 3p
+ Novice discipline 3p
+ Adequate armor-user 6p
+ Adequate fighter 6p
+ Expert dodger 75p
+ Expert knife-user 75p

Total: 240p

5 left over

Sweetteeth:
Novice -> Talented Dodger -100
Skilled Observer -30
Competent Discipline -18
Skilled Armor User -> -20
Proficient -> Adept Biter -52
Goblin Cap Buckler -> -22,5
Nick’s Cave Spider Silk Pants (wearing them as cloak though... so technically a Cave Spider Silk Cloak)
Remaining should be: 7.5

The Silent Slicer:
Equipment:
2 x steel short swords (-160)

Skills:
Competent fighter (-18)
Adequate observer (-9)
Adept swordspider (-35)
Adept dodger (-35)

257 points spent, 3 left over

Yeti Soon to Become Spaghetti:
Skilled to talented wrestler 44 pts
competent to proficient dodger 45
adequate to competent observer 9

98/103 points spent

If you don't mind here is a small bit of lore about this guy because I forgot to give some when posting him.

Hailing from the dread isle off the northwestern coast where the mad necromancer baron rules over the volcanic prison for beasts and undead. Here many foul experiments are done using the dwarves as a resource to produce monstrous beasts. Then after a beast has been successfully weaponized, they are unleashed upon visitors or sent abroad. The Yeti was imported from the sister fort in the Portent Realms where it was lured by a dwarved sacrifice towards the weaponized forrest titan spider that trapped it in its webs. A short training arc later and the yeti was shipped off, eventually winding up competing in this tournament.

Zeps:
Observer none-> Adequate (-9)
Fighter Skilled -> Proficient (-15)
Lasher Proficient -> Expert (-126)
Dodger Proficient -> Expert (-105)
5 pts remaining
Still got iron scourge and adequate discipline

Zglbrk The Unbreakable:
I am Bifibloust, manager of Zglbrk The unbreakable
I would like to sell my iron short sword for +20 point,
and buy a adamantine short sword for 240 points
also i would like to upgrade shield user to adept for 52 points
I now have 0.75 points left
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: kesperan on July 22, 2023, 07:54:19 am
Quite a few gladiators not upgrading. A bold choice. Let’s see how it pans out.

Logem the wolverine man is feeling a bit better about facing Mr T the troll!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Eric Blank on July 22, 2023, 03:33:42 pm
You know I didn't see anything in the spreadsheet about selling equipment, which is why I spent everything on skills. Definitely going to need that steel in the future it seems.

Butcher Bart didn't upgrade at all though!? I feel both let down and excited
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Nekkowe on July 22, 2023, 04:01:23 pm
You know I didn't see anything in the spreadsheet about selling equipment, which is why I spent everything on skills.
It does mention it in bold on the rules page: "After a round you may sell back any equipment for half its total value. Skills cannot be sold."
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Shagoli on July 22, 2023, 11:33:30 pm
Wow, this is two times in a row now I've managed to forget to give my fighter a shield after dumping points into that skill. This has to be the most badly bungled game of 5D chess I've ever played xP
Good luck to Sharpfist, I'd feel guilty to stumble into the semifinals with my head half screwed-on over your presumably more thoughtful planning, LOL
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Mkhos on July 23, 2023, 05:55:17 am
DFGT VIII Round 2

Fight 2A: Estu Amazon the Dwarf vs Queen Regina Formicarium the Queen Ant Woman
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/6xXeTAjK (https://pastebin.com/6xXeTAjK)

Estu Amazon shuffles into the arena with a yawn. Apparently he’s spend the entire time between rounds napping! In round one this dwarf barely managed to claim victory in a grounded fight against a gremlin. His lust for wealth is mighty, but his discipline seems lacking. There’s only one way to find out if greed is truly enough to drive a Dwarf to victory!

His opponent is the queen ant woman, Queen Regina Formicarium. Her astonishing turn-around in the last moments of round one has demonstrated her unwavering fighting spirit. There is no certainty in ‘certain death’ for this tenacious queen. Let’s see if she can set an example for all of her loyal children.

The bell rings and the two clash! Only a couple blows are exchanged before Queen Regina’s spear is thrust through Estu’s gut! A terrible wound to open the fight. The spear is jammed in the greedy dwarf’s midsection. Estu attempts to swing at the ant queen despite his grievous wound and misses. Queen Regina rips the spear free and continues her assault.

Estu Amazon is not out of the fight yet as the two trade many blows, but it seems every swing of Estu’s war hammer is blocked, parried, or dodged by the nimble ant woman. In exchange, Queen Regina’s strikes are careful and well timed, landing stabs throughout. One in the lower leg, down to the bone, causes Estu to fall over. Once again Estu is forced to fight on the ground, but he survived this once before.

This time, however, he isn’t so lucky. Queen Regina bats each of Estu’s desperate swings away and stabs him in the leg again, this time with a cruel twist that causes Estu to give in to pain! With Estu’s will broken, Queen Regina aims for the head. To the credit of a dwarf’s thick skull, it takes four strikes to break through, but nonetheless Queen Regina splits his head open and his corpse lays still.

   Congratulations Queen Regina! The admiration of your many children is well earned.

Fight 2B: Ine the Impala Man vs Yeti Soon To Become Spaghetti
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/BtSUdyhB (https://pastebin.com/BtSUdyhB)

   Ine the impala Man (managed by dr00) bounds forward into the arena. In his last fight, he certainly gained for himself some of the recognition that he craved, as he made the arena town a safer place for visitors to walk around at night. No longer will they be troubled by Bruis Waegn ambushing passersby and screaming “Ah’m Batman”!

   Yeti Soon to Become Spaghetti (managed by WholesomeShadow) has come a long way from his home. Trapped on a remote frozen island to the north by an enslaved forgotten beast, his discomfort from the heat proved no obstacle to his win over Peekot, the Mercenary Mariner. In fact, his opponent was the one who was stifled with a masterful chokehold by the towering creature. Can he do it again though, or is this big fellow just lucky?

   Yeti Soon to Become Spaghetti begins by letting our a soul-rending howl as he swipes forward with his massive arms, attempting to lock down his mobile foe! But Ine merely responds by ducking underneath his clumsy attempts, hamstringing his left leg with two sturdy hacks of his copper longsword. Yeti Soon to Become Spaghetti falls to the ground with his leg unable to support him, and blood begins to pool on the arena floor, to the rabid cheers of the spectators. Now that more of his opponent is in range, Ine slices a long shallow cut across the yeti’s chest, but Yeti Soon to Become Spaghetti shows he still has some fight in him, as he knocks Ine to the ground with a bash from his right leg.

   Ine springs right back up though, but it appears he’s fallen for the yeti’s trap! As he comes up, Yeti Soon to Become Spaghetti loops his left forearm around Ine’s neck. Ine begins to thrash around wildly, desperate to avoid becoming Peekot #2, and chomps down on Yeti Soon to Become Spaghetti’s arm. The yeti lets out a rumble of pain, and unrolls his arm, throwing Ine across the arena. Ine skitters and clangs off of the floor before finally coming to a stop.

   As Yeti Soon to Become Spaghetti bears down on him like a furry avalanche, Ine shakily finds his footing. The yeti rushes in, but once more Ine proves his agility, side stepping the charge and stabbing again into his opponent’s injured leg. Yeti Soon to Become Spaghetti merely growls in pain again, smashing Ine again, and again, into the arena floor. But as he does so, he leaves himself open to attack everytime Ine recovers, and the last time proves fatal as his long sword licks out, drawing a howl of pain and a massive spurt of blood from the yeti’s chest. Yeti Soon to Become Spaghetti collapses to the ground, whimpering in pain, as Ine hacks away at his head. Though his skull proves solid, Ine eventually cracks it open. As he steps away from the yeti’s corpse, panting and drenched in blood, Ine lifts his dripping sword to claim his victory. Congratulations to Ine!

Fight 2C: Ligir Dustband the Wolf Man vs Butcher Bart the Human
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/YPbWett9 (https://pastebin.com/YPbWett9)

   Ligir Dustband (managed by Eric Blank) readily enters the arena, ready for his next fight. That last match was more butchery than anything else. Speaking of butchery, he thinks, as he raises his head to show off his new iron helm and puffs out his chest to show off his iron mail, where is his opponent? He’d heard strange things about the human skilled enough to dismember a wolverine man, but apparently punctuality wasn’t among one of his virtues.

   The gate opposite Ligir opens, but no one emerges at first. Shortly afterwards though, some spectators swear they hear someone yelling, shouting about “mutinous muttonchops!” and “overgrown fat globules!”. Butcher Bart suddenly falls backward onto his bottom from the darkness of the arena gate. Grumbling, the skin suit clad butcher dusts off his clothing, and draws his carving knife and fork from their pouches.

   At the ring of the bell, Butcher Bart charges at Ligir, similarly to Kligus’s approach against him. But this time, it’s Ligir’s turn to feel fear. Something about the mad human leather-wearing butcher triggers the animal part of Ligir’s brain, causing him to run yelping in fear away from his opponent. The wolf man covers his back with his shield as he runs, but Butcher Bart strikes skillfully, maiming Ligir’s right sword hand and taking off his left foot with his carving knife.

   Ligir tumbles to the ground, gouting blood, and Butcher Bart pounces on his foe once again, like a stray dog on a dropped piece of ham. His sharp implements hack and slashs away, as Ligir’s new mail shirt and silk trousers are torn to shreds, while his right hand is completely severed. With the troublesome protection out of the way, Butch Bart makes one final cut up Ligir’s belly, fatally disemboweling him. Congratulations to Butcher Bart!

Fight 2D: Frunkus the Leopard Gecko Man vs Sharpfist the Hyena Man
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/S6NYghMs (https://pastebin.com/S6NYghMs)

   Frunkus (managed by Shagoli) proudly marches into the arena in some shiny new armor. His patchwork of armor is well on it’s way to being completely replaced, as instead of his iron breastplate, there now shines a proud steel breastplate. As he twirls his new matching steel dagger, the effect is somewhat ruined by his bare feet slapping against the arena floor. But hey, in my book, the person who nearly bisected Corvid the Mantis Woman is free to do as he pleases.

   His opponent, Sharpfist (managed by BecauseISaid) bounds forward from his own gate, snarling at anything and everything around him, all while waving his own new steel dagger! After using it to tear Canxio apart, the Hyena Man had it melted down and reforged into a steel one. Honestly though, you’d think from all the pained yipping noises he made as he watched that it was his own paw in the furnace. He didn’t even make half as much noise after we sewed his entrails back into his body after what Canxio did to him.

   Frunkus manages one strike at Sharpfist, the mangy hyena man easily parries it before landing a series of strikes on him with his dagger, clanging against Frunkus’s metal exterior. Sharpfist snarls in frustration at this result, and bowels over the leopard gecko man. Frunkus falls onto his back, feet flailing into the air, and Sharpfist seizes his opportunity, slicing off Frunkus’s right foot. Frunkus cries out in pain while Sharpfist continues his disassembly, stabbing him in the left foot to immobilize him further, before shattering his right thigh with a forceful pommel strike.

   Frunkus eventually sinks to the ground, moaning in pain, while blood leaks out of him. Sharpfist swings ferociously against his helm a few times, before coming to his senses and using his free hand to remove the obstacle between his beloved dagger and the leopard gecko man’s hand. With one slash, Frunkus’s head goes flying, and Sharpfist claims his victory. Congratulations!

Fight 2E: Knifin’ Around the Hoary Marmot Woman vs Lerush Idar the Wolf Man
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/HX7BtPq0 (https://pastebin.com/HX7BtPq0)

   Knifin’ Around (managed by Rendentare) struts into the arena, whistling a slow, happy tune. But what draws the eyes of all the dwarves in the crowd is not the nonchalance of this unintelligible Hoary Marmot Woman, but rather, the shining blue dagger she casually tosses into the air. Goodness knows where she got that from, but it appears that she’s learned her lesson about how to crack armored nuts open.

   Lerush Idar (managed by Lucius Ral) had a comparatively easy win last round, where he munched a Wine the Plump Helmet Man to pieces with his ferocious jaws. As he enters, in new, shining steel armor (presumably bankrolled by his mistress as a reward), he slows and narrows his eyes, taking stock of the diminutive herbivore before him. It appears that the food web only grows more dangerous as he works his way around it.

   At the ring of the bell, the two gladiators bound towards one another, with Lerush lashing out with a left jab in an attempt to score the first blow. Knifin’ around dodges it though, and lashes out with her humming adamantine dagger. The blade passes clean through Lerush’s wrist and gauntlet, completely severing his left hand and sending it flying! Lerush growls in pain and responds with a right hand punch, but the springy Hoary Marmot Woman bounces away before leaping back in, cutting a bleeding gash across his mailed chest.

   Once inside his guard, Knifin’ Around continues her grisly work, chopping off Lerush’s maimed left forearm, before finally slicing him across the throat. The bell rings to announce the end of the fight as Lerush’s body and head separately clang to the ground.. Congratulations to Knifin’ Around!

Fight 2F: Nijinsky the Human vs Evil Death Roll the Reptile Man
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/QJWnuSBS (https://pastebin.com/QJWnuSBS)

   Nijinsky (managed by Salmeuk) and Evil Death Roll (managed by kosmossen) have their masked and horn helmed heads together in the arena, and appear to be…chatting? Yes folks, in the middle of the arena, the two musical gladiators who are scheduled to fight one another to the death for your enjoyment, are…chatting. The Bard Nijinsky appears to be admiring Evil Death Roll’s axe-guitar hybrid, while the Reptile Man seems happy to explain the instrument to someone who can actually appreciate the artistry behind it, instead of seeing it as something to be sold off to some crazed fan with more money than sense when he’s done using it. Oop, but here come their managers from their respective gates. Looks like there’s some fierce words going on down there.

Guards! Yes, Urist McSecurity, you get down there with your boys and sort things out please.

We apologize for the inconvenience folks, but now that the gladiators have been reminded of the prize, they’re more than ready to charge one another. Evil Death Roll starts out swinging, but the agile Nijinsky seems to have him on his toes. The human bard, wearing nothing but a loincloth and a leather fencing mask, winds and weaves around Evil Death Roll’s axe-guitar, only receiving a few scratches from it. Nijinsky finally gets in a successful strike of his own, cutting open the Reptile Man’s right thigh, and forcing him to his knees.

Nijinsky then stabs him deep in the right upper arm, before alternating back to his thigh, forcing the reptile man into a sadistic game of catch-up as he struggles to properly defend himself. He lags further and further behind though, as Nijinsky cuts him first across the chest, and then reverses to cut across the belly, opening up a torrent of blood. Evil Death Roll collapses in pain in a pool of his own vital fluids, while Nijinsky continues his attempt to open up the Reptile Man to the audience, as he spills his guts, and hacks away at his ribs. Eventually, the puddle of blood and viscera ceases to expand, despite Nijinsky’s best efforts, and Evil Death Roll goes limp. Congratulations to Nijinsky!

Fight 2G: Skitterleap the Rat Woman vs Zglbrk the Unbreakable the Jumping Spider Man
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/HbyXN6K4  (https://pastebin.com/HbyXN6K4)

   Skitterleap (managed by ixn) enters into the arena, still clothed in only her robe and sandals, and executes a simple bow to the crowd. Last round we saw her best fellow martial artist Tirin Umejar the Hare Woman, by first bloodying her into submission, and then choking the life out of her. Since then, Skitterleap has been hard at work under our trainers, learning all the tricks of the trade that you don’t get when you’re just ambushing people along the side of the road.

   Opposite her stands Zglbrk the Unbreakable (managed by bifibloust). Upon entering, the Jumping Spider Man hoists his brand new weapon to the cheers of the crowd! A shining blue adamantine shortsword, to replace his old iron one that he broke over the head of Munke the Guerilla Gorilla (as well as 5 new cedar bucklers). It took quite a while to requisition that bad boy, but nothing but another piece of adamantine armor will be blocking his swings from now on!

   The two pint sized fighters leap at one another as the bell rings! They seem fairly evenly matched at first, as the rat woman winds and weaves around the humming blade Zglbrk, and each of Skitterleap’s punches thumps into a wooden buckler. The steady pattern of blows and dodges continues…but suddenly one of Zglbrk’s bucklers goes flying!

   It appears that Skitterleap had lulled him into a patter, which she’s swiftly takin advantage of. As Zglbrk withdraws his pulped lower right arm, Skitterleap claws at his right calf, tearing chitin and muscle alike. Zglbrk hisses malevolently as lands on the ground, and scuttles towards his opponent, limbs flailing. Skitterleap continues to be a cool operator though, further mangling his legs, before ducking under a swing of the adamantine short sword and disabling the arm that holds it, forcing Zglbrk to let go of his prize.

   Zglbrk grows increasingly frantic, while Skitterleap continues to send bucklers flying, even letting her fearsome incisors join in on the fun as she shakes him around by the leg. Eventually though, the rat woman seems to have her fill, and drawing back her right hand, sends it straight through Zglbrk’s belly, and out the other side! Zglbrk gives one last twitch, before sliding off of Skitterleap’s arm and falling to the ground. Congratulations to Skitterleap! You have faced one of the most lethal weapons the arena has to offer, and come out on top.

Fight 2H: Horof Dreadhoof the Minotaur vs Boofy the Ant Man Drone
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/a61MGXpY (https://pastebin.com/a61MGXpY)

   Horof (managed by Nibudd) is on a mission to reclaim his right to use the family name, after he was exiled for his belief in avoiding pain as a valid part of combat. He’s made one step on that journey after he decapitated Gromp Gromp the Roach Man (apparently those do need their heads), but he has several more to make.
   One of those of course being Boofy (managed by Boofy). He made quite the impact on the crowd (and his opponent, Jabmwabp) with his hefty platinum pick, but afterwards he seems to have disappeared, only showing up today for his match. Perhaps he was attending the Peregrine Falcon community’s Sky Burial for their fallen member? Ah well, it’s not like he told any of us when he stormed in.

   Boofy runs straight at Horof, but the minotaur blocks with his ornate bronze great axe, before swinging it around to lop off one of the ant man’s forearms. White ichor begins to flow, but Boofy ignores it, tenaciously striking again with his pickaxe! His strike is once again blocked though, and this time he loses a leg for his trouble. Boofy collapses in a puddle of his own ichor, swinging wildly with his pickaxe, while Horof looms over him. Boofy’s flailing rapidly weakens though, as the flow of ichor from his stumps slows, before finally stopping altogether. Congratulations to Horof on his victory!

Fight 2I: Diago Pastor 53rd the Roach Man vs  Rasgrid The Bard The Dwarf
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/6nLswJYD (https://pastebin.com/6nLswJYD)

Our next contestant enters the arena with nothing but a new wooden shield to his name. Diago Pastor 53rd (managed by aspy523) has done a fine job of upholding his late brother's memory, but his choice of spear and shield has caused some controversy among his knife enthusiast family. Family imposed stigma aside, he's already proven himself a worthy fighter after slaying Urist McGladiator IV in round 1, but will his gamble of training over acquisition of new gear pay off?

Rasgrid The Bard (managed by Miuramir) meanwhile, seems to have taken the opposite approach, purchasing new fancy equipment. He twirls a new steel battleaxe while fiddling with his steel helm's visor, analyzing the diminutive foe before him. This revolutionary bard made short work of Borberroorb The Thirsty in round one, no doubt in part due to that fiery partisan zeal of his. But can this champion of the people continue his winning streak, or will his singing days be cut short?

The bell rings, and these two warriors waste no time in striking one another. The furious melee scores no hits on either side, as the dwarf and roach man skillfully dodge, block, or parry each other's attacks. The whirlwind of axe and spear soon yields results however, as Diago skillfully stabs his foe in the lower body, and left leg, effortlessly piercing the leather armor protecting them! Knocked prone now, Rasgrid has only enough time to reassure himself in that singsong voice of his, before his right hand is stabbed clean off by the nimble Diago!

Though he still holds his battle axe in his remaining hand, Rasgrid's mobility is gone, and he is bleeding out rapidly, causing him to miss all of his retaliatory strikes. Diago, perhaps showboating a little, switches from stabbing to punching. Surprisingly, his thin insectoid limbs deliver a savage hit, knocking the bard's teeth clean out of his mouth! This disfigurement is too much for poor Rasgrid, who cries out in panic. Diago is no sadist however, and switches to more lethal methods.  After disabling his opponent further, he swiftly finishes the bout with a merciful lance to the neck, sending a chunk of it tumbling through the air! Congratulations Diago Pastor 53rd on this decisive victory!

Fight 2J: James "Mephit-One" Misayuki the Skunk Man vs Sweetteeth the Leech Man
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/gw380J2M (https://pastebin.com/gw380J2M)

Striding into the arena with a shiny new steel longsword, we have the anxious fluffy skunk man, James "Mephit-One" Misayuki (managed by Toybasher)! Do I detect a slight bounce to this skunk man's step? He’s looking a bit skittery, more than his usual jittery self in any case. Fresh off his victory against Morris Sr, perhaps our skunk man has a slight edge against his new opponent, as he has already had to deal with one toothy foe...

Of course in this tourney, there's only one true toothy devil; the slovenly maw of Sweetteeth (managed by Merrygin)! Still kitted head to toe in ominous black bronze armor, the only outward change we can observe on this leech man is the fact he's carrying a goblin cap buckler. Of course I'm assured he's been training long and hard for this duel, but that only makes one wonder how a fighter would train their biter skill? Perhaps some questions are best left unanswered... After the lengthy, gorey demolition of the bat man Nycteris last round, and his subsequent devouring, we can only assume this will be another nasty fight. But just how messy will it get before we have our next winner?

The bell rings, and soon we're well on our way to finding the answer! James expertly stabs the lunging Sweetteeth in the left arm with his steel blade, and has to wrench it away as it finds soft flesh beneath its bronze armored shell. Sweetteeth's left arm and hand seem to be the skunk man's favorite targets, and he lands a few more slashes in quick succession. Sweetteeth for his part, lashes out in frustration, but his gnashing teeth bite only empty air! Sick of the skunk man's anxious dodging, our leech man barrels into his quarry, and lands his first hit; a blunt bash of his buckler to James's first toe!

Incredibly, this toe injury is enough to make James's nerve shatter! He runs back and forth, babbling about his hurt toe, and begging the crowd to save him! I know this skunk man is a bit of an anxious fellow, but it's just a toe injury for goodness sake! Hungry to capitalize on the skunk man's weakness, Sweetteeth lunges, and bites him squarely in the right arm, and right paw! The pain snaps James back into the fight, and he stabs the leech man in the right and left arms, just out of the protection of the leech man’s black bronze breastplate and gauntlets! Sweetteeth lunges, knocking the skunk man prone for a split second. Astonishingly, James maintains possession of his steel longsword, and proceeds to use it to great effect in his new assault. Bloody gashes are slashed across the leech man, until a lightning flash of steel lops his left arm in its entirety!

While James might have panicked at the sight of a broken toe, Sweetteeth's bravery (or lust for blood) keeps him in the fight. But as James lands blow after blow into his bloodied body, how much longer will the leech man hold on? Time seems to be running out for Sweetteeth, as he collapses from sheer exhaustion brought about by the gruesome wounds he's sustained, and from chasing James around the arena! Perhaps overconfident now, James wastes this golden opportunity by merely slapping the dying Sweetteeth with the flat of his blade, only to jump back in horror as the starving leech man roars into action once more! James, exhausted from fear and the difficult task of hacking through the leech man's black bronze armor, also collapses to the floor. Sweetteeth is too ruthless (and famished) to let an opportunity like this slip through his fingers. He bites the skunk man in the ear, causing it to collapse between his sharp teeth like wet tissue paper, before tearing it off entirely! Spitting it out now, and shrugging off Jame's retaliatory gut stab, the leech man drives forward; biting his foe in the neck and latching on firmly, even as James struggles to roll away!

The fate of these gladiators stands on a razor's edge now, as incredibly, James manages to penetrate Sweetteeth's breastplate, stabbing him in the upper body and tearing an artery! As he begins to bleed out, Sweetteeth falls back on his signature move; the bite and thrash. Shaking his head to and fro, he mangles James's neck and spine! James’s body goes limp, and he drops his sword with a sickening gasp, as Sweetteeth shakes and bites with all the rapidly dwindling strength he can muster. As pints of his blood mix with that of the skunk man's, a desperate buckler bash is finally enough to make James lose consciousness for now. Fatigued, Sweetteeth proceeds to bash his enemy in the head over and over again, even as he despairs that his injuries are too grievous! For a moment, he passes out from exhaustion, as James comes-to, only to wake up again, and continue his grim buckler bludgeoning blitz. At long last, Sweetteeth stops his assault and examines the skunk man... James "Mephit-One" Misayuki's head is an unrecognizable mass of pulped flesh, and he lives no more.

Congratulations to Sweetteeth!  This fight looked like it could have gone either way, but in the end your bloodlust was enough to tip the balance in your favor!


Fight 2K: Faurine Lethirami the Elf vs the Human Carabella the Fast
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/W2XVFnNN (https://pastebin.com/W2XVFnNN)

Next up we have quite the unique matchup for you folks, two ranged combat specialists!

Faurine Lethirami (managed by Mudequipy) the elf examines her bow, and settles into a relaxed shooting stance. She's upgraded her iron bow and helm to their steel equivalents, and seems to draw her weapon with a bit more confidence. Her unambitious nature belies her wicked sharpshooter instincts, ones demonstrated by crippling Squirtplank in the first seconds of her round 1 matchup. Will lady luck shine down on her, as it did in round 1?

Standing opposite the elf is Carabella the Fast (managed by RandomFastom). This wannabee shareholder/ contributor to the Militia-Workshop-Complex eyes the elf with a confident smirk. She's expressed the crossbow's inherent superiority over the bow during her preparations for this round... Certainly by the way she holds her trusty steel crossbow, she believes her own words. Will This matchup of bow vs crossbow settle this debate once and for all and prove which is the better killing instrument, or will it all come down to which archer is the faster draw? Let's find out!

The bell rings, signaling the start of the fight. Barely a second has passed, and first blood is drawn... Blinking in surprise, the elf Faurine looks down to see a steel bolt lodged in her lower right leg! She tumbles to the ground, as another bolt strikes her in the left leg, causing immense damage. As Carabella boasts about how she feels no fear, Faurine snarls and lets loose a steel arrow, but the human lives up to her name, and speedily dodges the shot! As if to celebrate this astounding feat, Carabella shoots the injured elf in the right leg once more, but our cool headed elf won't let her human opponent celebrate for long. Her bowstring snaps, sending a steel arrow directly into Carabella's upper body!

Unphased by the gruesome wound, Carabella doesn't give up the initiative, and shoots the elf in the right leg again, tearing the elf's leather boot and leggings asunder! With the elf’s extremities in dire straits, Carabella begins pumping shots into Faurine's lower body and left arm, causing the bow woman to drop her bow in agony as bone breaks under the impacts. With no other options available to her, Faurine drags herself towards the human, and attempts to stab her foe with her remaining arrows. Her already crippled body is shot again and again by the methodical Carabella however, forcing her to drop her arrows due to a wicked shot to the right shoulder. Completely unarmed now, Faurine presses her luck, lunging clumsily at Carabella, and forces the human to dodge from time to time. Despite her valiant attempts, luck seems to be on Carabella's side now. Faurine periodically passes out from exhaustion and all the damage she's sustained, as Carabella calmly depletes her bolt stock by dumping them into the prone, broken elf at her feet; many bolts finding their new home in the elf's spine and already mangled limbs.

Finally out of bolts, Carabella resorts to bludgeoning the unconscious elf with her crossbow! Surely this goes against her dedication to ranged combat, but sometimes you just have to get your hands dirty it seems! Each dull THWACK of the crossbow bruises and batters Faurine more and more, until a final strained breath escapes her blood spattered lips, and she suffocates at Carabella's feet. Who knows which of this deluge of crossbow bashes was the killing blow, but my money's on whichever one broke her ribs and pierced her lungs! A terrible way to go!

Congratulations to Carabella The Fast! You'ved lived up to your name, being the faster draw in this matchup. Now go rest and recuperate for round 3! You certainly need it after all that physical exertion... 
    
Fight 2L: Mr. T the Troll vs Logem Branchsyrup the Wolverine Man
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/EikzSgWZ (https://pastebin.com/EikzSgWZ)

Mr. T (managed by /u/Leoniidass) stumbles into the arena, having confidently (or foolishly) spent his time between matches celebrating instead of training. After handily demolishing Prickle Rick in round 1, this troll seems to be banking on his massive size advantage, and wicked bismuth bronze maul to carry him through to victory.

Puffing one of his signature stogies, Logem Branchsyrup (managed by kesperan) grimly sizes up his new foe. Size means nothing to this tough, grizzled bastard. Though he hasn't replaced his humble iron short sword, word has it he's been hitting the gym between matches with the fervor of a man possessed. To him, all his foes are just obstacles in his pursuit of the mythical adamantine. Flicking the ash covered bud of his cigar aside, he draws his claw-like sword, exhales a cloud of smoke, and readies himself.

The skill difference between these two opponents makes itself clear within seconds, as Logem throws himself into a furious, savage assault. His iron sword sings as it stabs the towering Mr. T in the gut, and severs the troll's big toe with another swing. Deftly dodging the troll's clumsy strikes and furious charges, the wolverine man scores another hit with a dizzyingly fast lunge!

Mr. T's left arm is broken by this powerful blow, an injury that proves so great, that Mr T falls to the floor unconscious from the pain! With his overconfident foe helpless at his feet, Logem unceremoniously stabs the troll in the head, and slashes him in the neck, cleaving it asunder. Having carved plenty of room for its passage, the troll’s death rattle escapes via this new, crimson canyon in his gaping trachea.

Well done, Logem Branchsyrup! You're inching your way ever closer to the mysteries of the adamantine your amnesiatic mind so desperately seeks. Though you barely exerted yourself, making short work of the towering Mr. T, so perhaps a celebratory cigar is in order?

Fight 2M: Stimraug the Armadillo Man vs Cupuaçu the Capybara Man
Gamelog:

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Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Mkhos on July 23, 2023, 05:59:32 am
Fight 2N: Priest Ndrog the Human vs Slappybara the Capybara Man
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/vFB9VsHL (https://pastebin.com/vFB9VsHL)

Another fight, another capybara man. Slappybara (managed by diatere) returns from a round one fight that can only be described as comic relief. Still wearing his forced grimace, he appears in the arena with his muscles exposed by a new fur cut with shaved arms. Flexing his physique, he growls in a macho display. It’s adorable! The crowd goes wild with adoration! The same child from round one exclaims to her mother “he’s got the same haircut as Mr. Poodles!”. Slappybara notices a peddler selling stuffed capybara dolls with a lizard man attached firmly to their hand. He quickly dons a new steel helm he got from the armory between rounds, to hide his blushing cheeks.

This time, however, his opponent doesn’t share in the shenanigans. Priest Ndrog (managed by Quantum Drop) stands on the other end of the ring, just as he did in round one with his arms reaching out and grasping his halberd that’s firmly struck into the ground. He mutters a prayer just as before, just a stoic, like a timeless relic in the flesh. Between rounds he spent all of his time in training, silently drilling with his halberd with uncanny focus. After dispatching another man of the cloth in round one, it’s doubtful that he will have any mercy for a boastful brawler today.

Priest Ndrog is still mumbling his prayer when the bell rings, but Slappybara doesn’t wait a moment to run in and close the gap! He’s just a few steps away when Priest Ndrog lifts his head and beams a disappointed and spiteful gaze at the inconsiderate Slappybara. A few steps away is ideal halberd range, and Priest Ndrog swiftly tears the halberd from the ground in an upward stroke, a clear attack that barely misses Slappybara! Slappy’s no chicken, he’s a big mean guy who does bad things to other mean guys, you know. To prove it, he punches the dour priest right under the ribs, a nasty shot to the liver! Surely that will get Priest Ndrog to drop his weapon!

But the jab is met with a stone faced scowl and Priest Ndrog immediately brings his halberd into a golf swing and it slices deep into Slappybara’s abdomen! Slappy winces and yelps but he intends to stay in the fight and returns with another jab. They exchange some strikes but miss every one, before they jump back from each other to gain some distance. Neither was expecting this from their opponent. Slappybara assesses the situation, but it’s a foolish mistake! Now in perfect range for another halberd swing, Priest Ndrog swings the long weapon in a low swoop, carving a deep flesh wound into Slappybara’s left foot, then carries it around in a full circle overhead to deliver a plunging slash to Slappybara’s left arm, cleaving it from his body at the shoulder!

Slappybara is missing an entire arm, not a good situation for such a brawler! He’s forced onto the defensive as Priest Ndrog continues to plot out swing after swing of his halberd, his gaze never breaking from the capybara man’s face. Slappybara beings jumping away from every attack he can, and returning blows of his own, but being on the defensive against a halberd makes fisticuffs a difficult game; not to mention missing one of his two weapons! Priest Ndrog’s assault is calm and he takes care to keep Slappybara at a range as he hacks and slashes into him. And he certainly does, repeatedly. First a stab to the liver, then a slash to the right leg, and Slappybara falls over!

Any attempts to return strikes to Priest Ndrog are futile and few at this point. Slappy is pinned and Priest Ndrog carves him up with ease. A plunging strike to his ribs, shattering the true ribs and slicing into the lung! Slappybara hacks and spits up mouthfuls of blood. A stab into the other side of his ribcage, piercing between them and into the other lung! Slappybara begins visibly suffocating, unable to participate in the fight at all now. Priest Ndrog rips the halberd free from the rib cage and takes his time reeling back a more powerful second stab. He assumes the prayer position from before the bell and slams his halberd down into Slappybara’s abdomen, nearly cutting him in two! He mutters the final words of his interrupted prayer and speaks to the corpse “Your life was rightfully fleeting, capybara man.”

Congratulations, Priest Ndrog! Your devotion to your craft is as impressive as it is frightening!


Fight 2O: The Silent Slicer, a Jumping Spider Woman vs the Beast of Spearimpale, a Minotaur
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/4JikQ7VA (https://pastebin.com/4JikQ7VA)

In round one we saw ‘The Silent Slicer’ (managed by ShockinglyTallDwarf) trim Beardbeard’s beard for good with her two copper swords. But she appears in the arena today with two MORE swords, and these forged of steel! Looks like she’s been doing some shopping between rounds at the armory. And to think she still has two free hands, this little terror of a spider woman might have just become a whole lot more deadly! She dances the swords between her hands, as though braiding the air.

Well, “terror” is a word perhaps best saved for her opponent, The ‘Beast of Spearimpale’ (managed by memmet). This ominous minotaur has a presence that seems to chill the air and weigh on the spirit. Nobody saw the Beast in either the training grounds or the armory. It’s a mystery where this monster comes and goes. As it stands tall across from ‘The Silent Slicer’ it seems loosened up, warmed up, as though it was still waking from a long rest during that first fight.

The ‘Silent Slicer’ is poised and ready to fight, barely holding back for the bell. The Beast stands like a statue, not reacting at all to the spider woman. Then the bell rings! The ‘Silent Slicer’ darts forward with an impressive long jump, immediately closing the gap and preventing the Beast of Spearimpale from charging! The Beast doesn’t seem caught off guard, though, and attempts to gore the spider woman as she lands. A miss! The ‘Silent Slicer’ strikes back but the beast jumps away, proving that the jumping spider isn’t the only creature with hops. They trade a few blows, all blocked, before the Beast decides to get serious and charges the Silent Slicer. It connects! The Silent Slicer is tossed backwards!

Not one to be bested by some unexpected air time, the Silent Slicer lands upright and immediately jumps back into the fight! The two exchange some attacks, dodging and blocking until the Silent Slicer lands a gruesome slash on the Beast’s right arm! The Beast lashes back but misses twice, and the Silent Slicer begins her signature non-stop offense. She lands another attack on the same arm, this time stabbing to the bone! Hopping around to different flanks of the Beast as she mechanically operates her four swords, the Beast can’t seem to connect an attack of its own. It lets out a strange, unnatural roar reminiscent of the howls that emanate from strange, distant towers!

Another sword slashes into the flesh of the Beast’s upper leg! And another to its head! It cuts deep into the flesh, but doesn’t make it through bone. It deflects the Beast’s head, and it appears that the Beast simply cannot work any attacks in through the constant burden of the Silent Slicer’s blows. It’s clear now why Beardbeard couldn’t have won; if a minotaur can’t manage to make a useful opening then who could? Well, it turns out a minotaur can indeed! A second, louder howl bursts from the Beast, one that seems to mute every other sound of the world. Then, without so much as reeling back to hint at its next move, the Beast throws its fist through the face of the Silent Slicer! That’s no exaggeration, the fist doesn’t meet the slightest bit of resistance as it’s propelled clean through the spider woman’s head, exploding it into a cloud of ichor and chitin! The spider woman’s remaining body falls to its knees, its six arms falling to its side as this machine of death powers down.

Congratulations, Beast of Spearimpale! May Armok help us all.


Fight 2P: Madame Spots the Jaguar Woman vs Zeps the Rat Man
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/3Y1F1EPk (https://pastebin.com/3Y1F1EPk)

Madame Spots (managed by chipathingy) seemed aloof about the tournament in round one. Convinced to join by her husband, she didn’t think much of the event but of course she is a proud hunter and wasn’t going to disappoint. After making such quick work of the troll, Massive Mike, today she seems much more excited to see how well she can do. She’s even spent some time in the armory picking out an iron mail shirt to protect under her usual leather, and some gauntlets as well! She spent a fair amount of time practicing her thrusts and parries in the training grounds as well, but had a hard time joking around with the other fighters. Apparently everybody is pretty uptight around here.

Speaking of uptight, she’s fighting with the most uppity and tightest of gladiators this year: Zeps (managed by Eris235). Zeps is a rat man and a cruel packmaster, and he showed his colors last round as an absolute disbeliever in chivalry. After mutilating a beautiful elven spearwoman, should we expect another cruel display of dominance and disrespect from this evil hearted rat man? Perhaps. He spent some time between rounds practicing his lashing while yelling commands at the wooden dummy as though it disobeyed trade mandates or something!

Madame Spots seems keenly aware of how cruel Zeps is. Perhaps she spectated the fight of a fellow spearwoman. Zeps seems thirsty for an opportunity to assert authority over another victim. The bell rings, and the two rush toward one another, eager to put the other in their place! Zeps strikes first but it’s a miss; Madame Spots strikes back but Zeps jumps out of the way. The two exchange many strikes until Zeps lands a punch on Madame Spot’s paw and then a lash on the same paw, causing spurts of blood and Madame Spots to lose full control of the foot! Madame Spots falls over!

Down but not out, the fight continues with Zeps dominating the fight as he lashes the fallen Madame Spots! first in the lower leg, tearing into muscle, then he kicks her in the torso, then lashes her again in the right leg. She loses full control of that whole leg, dooming her to fight this fight on the ground. But she’s not helpless, as she manages to dodge most of Zeps attacks regardless. Unfortunately she isn’t able to land any of her own, making this fight one sided, even if she can delay the inevitable. Surprisingly, she’s heard at one point shouting “I think I’m getting the hang of this! This is fun!”. She really is aloof! Even in the face of death, being shredded up like a block of yak cheese, she’s happy for the chance to learn a thing or two?

Madame Spots endures more and more lashing, never able to connect her spear with the evil Zeps. Perhaps the long shaft of the weapon is the downfall of two of Zeps’ opponents now, as it’s too cumbersome to properly use from the ground. Her defiance of the seriousness of the situation may have sparked hope that she has some ace up her sleeve, but alas she gives up the fight apparently unable to cope with the pain. Zeps howls insults and commands at the poor leopard woman, and savagely lashes at her head. Her helm protects her from the spikes, but the weight of the iron scourge twists her neck violents and an audible *crack* is heard! Her limbs go still, as she hacks and retches and the rat man begins lashing away at her helm over and over.

Eventually Zeps becomes bored of this punishment and opts to remove the helm from the paralyzed Madama Spots, and lashes her no less than five times in the head until her breathing stops and she lays on the arena floor, an unrecognizable mass. “You’re dead already, what a shame. I’m afraid I might win this tournament before I’ve had my fill!”

Congratulations, Zeps. Your reign of terror continues for another fight.

Fights 2B-2H written by Mkhos
Fights 2I-2L written by SlitherPapi
Fights 2A, 2M-2P written by Tekkud
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Mkhos on July 23, 2023, 06:06:46 am
Betting results can be found in the spreadsheet on the betting page. PaperPlinkPlonk was the richest Urist this round, walking away with 257 gold! The three most on gladiators were Beast of Spearimpale, Priest Ndrog, and Ine.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10q3Qojz8f8PS7QeOnmhJ5Xi5ph5lDB_ASTOtj8jnCeY/edit?usp=sharing (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10q3Qojz8f8PS7QeOnmhJ5Xi5ph5lDB_ASTOtj8jnCeY/edit?usp=sharing)

Round 3 betting opens now, and will be open until the 28th of July, 20 GMT. Feel free to participate even if you did not last round. Rules are here:



Betting Run by Nekkowe
Title: Round 3 Upgrades
Post by: Mkhos on July 23, 2023, 06:07:51 am
All managers who were victorious in Round 2 will see their available amount of upgrade points to the far right of their gladiator in the spreadsheet.

Note about the algorithm: if you look at the numbers a bit closer, you can see that whenever the simple multiplication by 1.5 created a number that had something other than .5 in its decimal part, we rounded it up to the closest .5; so, .25 becomes .5 and .75 becomes 1. This was done to avoid infinite splintering of the points.

The Arena Personnel asks you to provide your upgrades as soon as possible. The deadline is the 28th of July, 12 GMT. We ask for your understanding on these matters; we need time to run and process the fights.

Please remember that your upgrades should be sent to dfgtcommittee@gmail.com. The upgrades will later be revealed via a separate post.

Good luck and go with Armok!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Mudequipy on July 23, 2023, 07:11:53 am
I'll bet 30 gold on Carabella the Fast, in matchup 3F
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Merrygin on July 23, 2023, 09:38:26 am

Sweetteeth cooling down after the fight against Mephit-One, the skunk man, and match prep with his manager Mörul and the team's Gorlak-physio, Doren:
(content warning for dwarves absolutely detesting leeches)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: delight on July 23, 2023, 10:07:22 am
Wow, these have been some intense battles (,,•o•,,)

150 gold on Butcher Bart, please!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: kesperan on July 23, 2023, 10:57:40 am
Butcher Bart won his round despite not spending any points and now has 525 for the next round. Oof.

Armok have mercy on whoever faces him!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: dr00 on July 23, 2023, 12:46:00 pm
*Ine salutes his glorious opponent, blood dripping down him, and bruised and battered from slamming into the wall and floor.
"Glory to you, but greatest Glory to the Herd!"
He passes out, and a team of gremlin attendants swarm around his and usher him out of the arena.*

 
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Inarius on July 23, 2023, 01:00:18 pm
I bet all i have (i don't remember how much) on Carabella the Fast !
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Toybasher on July 23, 2023, 01:22:39 pm
James Misayuki - Post-Mortem: (Misayuki's locker is opened and belongings sifted though.)

(Mild TW, themes of insanity and temporal (as in timelines, fabric of reality, etc.) disturbances)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Rendentare on July 23, 2023, 01:51:21 pm
Knifin' Around and her manager Ren after Round 2.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: aspy523 on July 23, 2023, 02:11:26 pm
Diago speaking to his family and realizing his mission against Sweetteeth.

Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Salmeuk on July 23, 2023, 02:17:17 pm
Quote
Nijinsky (managed by Salmeuk) and Evil Death Roll (managed by kosmossen) have their masked and horn helmed heads together in the arena, and appear to be…chatting? Yes folks, in the middle of the arena, the two musical gladiators who are scheduled to fight one another to the death for your enjoyment, are…chatting. The Bard Nijinsky appears to be admiring Evil Death Roll’s axe-guitar hybrid, while the Reptile Man seems happy to explain the instrument to someone who can actually appreciate the artistry behind it, instead of seeing it as something to be sold off to some crazed fan with more money than sense when he’s done using it. Oop, but here come their managers from their respective gates. Looks like there’s some fierce words going on down there.

Guards! Yes, Urist McSecurity, you get down there with your boys and sort things out please.

this had me laughing quite a bit. . wonderful write ups, as always. capturing the most dramatic moments and editorializing the rng into distinct narratives. awesome.  Cupuaçu's comeback from the brink of death was EPIC

Having profited 7 coins from the sure bet that was Ndrog, Nijinsky's manager would like to place his remaining 27 gold on Queen Regina Formicarium, whose fighting style is most agile and effective, and is greatly admired by the bloodied dancer.

edit: any contestants or managers that spend a large amount of time in the local bars (aka the drinkers and carousers) will notice Nijinsky has been unusually performative, dancing for long hours and practicing these unusual dance maneuvers that blur the line between artistry and martial prowess. you might even call them "martial arts"
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Stimraug on July 24, 2023, 09:58:06 am
My fight with Cupuacu is illegitimate, the admins gave my gladiator the wrong equipment, hence they didn't play my gladiator but something similar. An email has been sent a few days ago.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Salmeuk on July 24, 2023, 07:52:19 pm
My fight with Cupuacu is illegitimate, the admins gave my gladiator the wrong equipment, hence they didn't play my gladiator but something similar. An email has been sent a few days ago.

Did you meet the deadline for equipment purchases? Hopefully you can get this sorted out.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Stimraug on July 25, 2023, 03:27:56 am
My fight with Cupuacu is illegitimate, the admins gave my gladiator the wrong equipment, hence they didn't play my gladiator but something similar. An email has been sent a few days ago.

Did you meet the deadline for equipment purchases? Hopefully you can get this sorted out.

Yeah of course. It's just misclicked equipment, so should be re-done.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Mkhos on July 25, 2023, 03:39:42 pm
From Organizer Tekkud:

There has been an error in the round 2 fight between Stimraug and Cupuaçu. I mistakenly selected a bronze dagger rather than iron for Stimraug's weapon.

We can't accept the results of the fight because it's pretty clearly unfair. So we've run the fight again with the correct equipment and the result has changed. Stimraug is victorious and Cupuaçu has been slain in round 2!

I apologize for the confusion this has caused. A new fight will replace the old one in the existing results post when it is written up (hopefully today). Betting results will be updated and I will make sure anyone directly affected is made aware before they lock in new bets or upgrades.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Merrygin on July 25, 2023, 03:44:46 pm
Sweetteeth's and Diago Pastor the 53rd's tense gym encounter:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Nekkowe on July 25, 2023, 03:50:58 pm
The bet results have been updated on the sheet - one bet on Cupuaçu lost out and none had been placed on Stimraug, so if you won your bet in round 2, your payout is 2-8 gold higher.

If you already placed a bet and would like to change anything about it, feel very free to!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: BecauseISaid on July 25, 2023, 06:19:25 pm
I bet 80 gold on Nijinsky
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: NRDL on July 26, 2023, 02:05:06 am
100 gold on Horof
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: aspy523 on July 26, 2023, 03:19:39 am
60 gold on Skitterleap
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Warzagg on July 26, 2023, 07:31:23 am
100 gold on Ndrog! The Committee from the Glowing Marshes is hopeful that he'll replace Cackling Jack as their chief Evil Henchman. They are most amused by his skill and bloodlust!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: RandomFastom on July 26, 2023, 09:56:33 am
All my money on Carabella the Fast! I totally believed in her and did not think she would've been outclassed by her opponent. I just was too busy to bet I swear.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Stimraug on July 26, 2023, 07:37:31 pm
All in on diago pastor 53rd.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: memmet on July 26, 2023, 09:45:00 pm
The crowd roars insults as the beast lays its noble foe down at last.
"Did it just... speak?"
"Don't be ridiculous! A bull cow cannot speak even in a coarse elven tongue!"

Led through corridors of sculpted stone, some may claim they have seen the beast chortling, slapping the dwarf on the back hard enough to make him jump.
"Lies. Scandal! A monster, such as it, can only know fear and death. I should know, after the lengths I went to acquire the beast."

He bets everything on the Beast of Spearimpale!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Salmeuk on July 27, 2023, 01:03:23 am
Nijinsky sits by the cool flowing water of the mountain stream. The evening insects chirp in the low branches of the willow trees. His lithe form is covered only by a plain, brown cloak, and the ruby red eyes of his fox-eared mask show a hidden luster in the moonlight. He stays there, unmoving, for the remainder of the night.

Is he meditating? Or asleep?

...

nijinsky's thoughts: "I hope someone sees me here I looks so awesome and mysterious!"


Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Headless on July 27, 2023, 07:32:21 am
25 on Queen Regina Formicarium
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: DeKaFu on July 27, 2023, 08:44:13 am
I'll put 50 gold on Ine.

I want to bet that a rat can beat a minotaur, but I just can't see it happening. Please prove me wrong!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Stimraug on July 27, 2023, 08:49:48 am
I'll put 50 gold on Ine.

I want to bet that a rat can beat a minotaur, but I just can't see it happening. Please prove me wrong!

I'm interested to see how the modded scourge deals with a large target.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Eris235 on July 27, 2023, 09:01:34 am
Scourges are actually unmodded; whips are the only weapon with RAW changes. Mostly because whips velocity of 5x combined with its hit area of 1 is silly and needed nerfed, while scourge's only have velocity of 2x and hit are of 10, which feels a lot more fair (that's the same as a morningstar or warhammer actually, though obviously other stats are different).

I am still worried about zeps doing meaningful damage with the scourge's pitiful penetration depth. I feel like it'll be pretty unlikely to hit vitals with it, so I think zeps will probably need to rely on just inflicting lots of pain and bleeding. But we'll see
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Bralbaard on July 27, 2023, 09:04:35 am
200 gold on Horof!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: kesperan on July 27, 2023, 11:49:25 am
It seems like most folks are betting on Carabella the Fast, but I’m going to stick with my boy Logem. Hopefully he can avoid getting pincushioned.

100 gold on Logem Branchsyrup the wolverine man.

Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: ixn on July 27, 2023, 12:04:10 pm
73 gold on Sweetteeth.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Rendentare on July 27, 2023, 06:18:00 pm
100 GOLD on Zeps.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Stimraug on July 27, 2023, 06:55:03 pm
Scourges are actually unmodded; whips are the only weapon with RAW changes. Mostly because whips velocity of 5x combined with its hit area of 1 is silly and needed nerfed, while scourge's only have velocity of 2x and hit are of 10, which feels a lot more fair (that's the same as a morningstar or warhammer actually, though obviously other stats are different).

I am still worried about zeps doing meaningful damage with the scourge's pitiful penetration depth. I feel like it'll be pretty unlikely to hit vitals with it, so I think zeps will probably need to rely on just inflicting lots of pain and bleeding. But we'll see

Right, only whip was modded, cool! Maybe the pain will be enough to render the beast unconscious.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Stimraug on July 27, 2023, 06:55:40 pm
I also am interested in seeing carabella fight. I can't fathom how a ranged character can succeed in this tournament.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Warzagg on July 27, 2023, 08:06:30 pm
A ranged character winning is going to largely rely on a lucky hit, even more than usual. A good hit can end a fight in one shot, but if they miss or fail to land a telling blow, they usually get wrecked. I'm not going to underestimate Carabella after what happened to Squirtplank in his fight.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Salmeuk on July 27, 2023, 09:09:30 pm
200 gold on Horof!

ostentatious displays of wealth may attract unwelcome attention...
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: dr00 on July 27, 2023, 09:19:27 pm
Ine’s manager Meng slips 40 on zeps, hoping his family consortium doesn’t get word of it.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Quantum Drop on July 27, 2023, 10:01:39 pm
The delegation from the Learned Order of Brass and Fire will place a bet of 60 gold on Stimraug's victory.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: dr00 on July 27, 2023, 10:04:11 pm
Meng comes to Ine with news…
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Bralbaard on July 28, 2023, 01:17:17 am
200 gold on Horof!

ostentatious displays of wealth may attract unwelcome attention...

I know! Also I no longer have a gladiator to protect me. I've therefore come to the logical conclusion that my money is a lot safer when stored in the betting office.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Merrygin on July 28, 2023, 02:38:05 pm
Last minute submission of a 33☼ bet onHorof Dreadhoof by some of Sweetteeths entourage...:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Bets for Round 3 are now closed!
Post by: Nekkowe on July 28, 2023, 02:58:22 pm
Bets for Round 3 are now closed! (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8490202#msg8490202)
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Nekkowe on July 28, 2023, 03:18:40 pm
As for pre-round betting statistics this time around:

Bettors placed 20 bets across all eight matchups, for a total of 1727 bucks!
The median bet this round was the highest yet, at 81.50 - a significant rise from Round 1's 50 and Round 2's 53.50 median bet.

The three gladiators with the highest total bets placed upon them were:
...which means that so far, the top three spots have not had a single repeat.

It also means that the most bet-on matchup this time around is match 3D, Horof DreadHoof (333☼) vs. Skitterleap (60☼)!
That's with a far lead from the second place of match 3F, Carabella the Fast (213☼) vs. Logem Branchsyrup (100☼), in turn barely beating out last round's bettors' favourite.

The highest individual bet placed this round, yet again setting a new high for the tournament as a whole, was Bralbaard's bet of 200 in funds on Horof DreadHoof!

Horof thus takes Priest Ndrog's spot as the gladiator with the most money in bets placed on them across all rounds, with a total of 603☼ from six bets!
In second is the Beast of Spearimpale with a total of 464☼ from four bets, and close behind in third is Priest Ndrog with 444☼ from six bets.

To all gladiators and their managers, good luck in the third round!
Title: Round 3 Upgrade Reveal
Post by: Mkhos on July 28, 2023, 05:24:50 pm
Beast of Spearimpale:
Copper shield (-0)
Iron greaves (-36)
Iron breastplate (-40)
Iron helm (-24)
Iron low boots (-16)
Iron gauntlets (-16)

Fighter 4 (-0)
Biter 2 (-0)
Kicker 2 (-0)
Wrestler 2 (-0)
Misc. Obj. User 2 (-0)
Armor User 3 (-12)
Dodger 3 (-0)
Observer 3 (-0)
Shield User 3 (-0)
Discipline 2 (-0)

Points remaining: 44

Butcher Bart:
No upgrades were submitted for this gladiator

Carabella the Fast:
No upgrades were submitted for this gladiator

Diago Pastor 53rd:
Diago Pastor 53rd:
Sell Back:
Steel Spear (40)

New Skills:
Adept Dodger (35)
Talented Shield User (24)
Skilled Observer (12)

New Equipment:
Adamantine Spear (240)

Points used: 311/312 (1 remaining)

Horof Dreadhoof:
Dodger Talented -> Expert -75 /77.5
Axeman Proficient -> Talented -36/41.5
Left: 41,5;

Ine:
Ine: Total Points Avail Rnd 3 - 221
=====


Sell Copper Sword (-15)
Purchase Steel Sword (96)
Net Sword (81)

Sell Copper Helm (-7.5)
Purchase Steel Helm (48)
Net Helm (40.5)

Purchase Copper High Boots (12.5)
Purchase Copper Greaves (22.5)

Total Gear: 156.5

Skills:
Not Fighter to Skilled Fighter (30)
Competent Armor User to Talented Armor User (30)

Total Skills: 60

Total Gear (156.5) + Total Skills (60) = 216.5

Avail Points 221 - Total Spend 216.5 = 4.5 Remaining

Knifin' Around:
Knifin Around has 248 points

Upgrade
Talented Knife User -> Great Knife User -225 pts
Adequate Discipline-> Skilled Discipline -21 pts


Knifin Around was enamored with her new weapon. She found herself testing and retesting its weight, its sharpness.

As the next round approached the blade rarely left her hand. She enjoyed seeing her face reflected in the blue metal. Her admiration became obsession. It was only the knife. The knife. The knife. The knife.

Logem Branchsyrup:
Logem Branchsyrup, Round 3 upgrades.

Logem watched the other gladiator matches with interest. He was sure he saw... yes, it was true! Some of the other competitors had blades of the mysterious blue metal that haunted his thick amnesiac skull.
Chomping on a fat cigar, he grabbed a passing bystander by the lapels... "Where d'ya get that blue metal, bub?"
The bystander nervously pointed towards the Arena Quartermasters hut, sweat beading on his brow.
Logem brushed the man down, flicked cigar ash off his maple-leaf linen sleeveless T-shirt, and strode confidently towards the hut.
It seemed his next opponent was some pansy with a crossbow. He'd show them.

Round 3 (327 points)

Sell Iron Shortsword +20
Buy Adamantium Katana (scimitar) -240

Adept to Expert Dodger -40

Remaining:   67

Nijinsky:
with his 211.5 pts, Nijinsky would upgrade the following skills:

Adequate Shield User --> Skilled Shield User (28pts)
Skilled Swordsman --> Talented Swordsman (55pts)
Expert Dodger --> Accomplished Dodger (95pts)

Nijinsky will bank the remaining 33.5pts.

Final skill list:

Accomplished Dodger
Talented Swordsman
Skilled Shield User
Competent Fighter
Adequate Observer

Final equipment list:

Steel Short Sword
Highwood Shield
Leather mask

Priest Ndrog:
I wish to submit the following upgrades for Priest Ndrog:

210 points at the beginning.



SELL:

Leather Armour = (12/2) = +6

Iron Gauntlets = (16/2) = 8

Iron Halberd = (56/2) = +28



(6+8+28) = 42 points from sold gear.

=210+42 = 252

Steel Mail Shirt = 96

Steel Gauntlets = 32

Steel Halberd = 112

252-112-96-32 = 12 points remaining.

No skill upgrades for the round.

Queen Regina Formicarium:
A Message Delivered by Royal Herald
So far we have found the entertainers presented to us to be poor sports. A loner ant man and a lazy dwarf, both dressed only in their undergarments can hardly be called a proper challenge. Thus we are most delighted at the prospect of the fight with Mr Ine the Impala man, an adequately equipped challenger. Unfortunately for him, his future is as the royal pincushion, however in order to do craft him into this we have invested in the most prestigious equipment, within budget limits of course.
Her Royal Highness, Queen Regina Formicarium

Total Points 135pt
Buy Iron spearx2 -80pt
Sell Copper spearx4 +50pt
Buy Iron Breastplate -40pt
Buy Iron Helm -24pt
Buy Iron Gauntlets-16pt
Sell Copper Helm +7.5pt
Competent Armor user-12pt
Adequate dodger -15pt
Remainder:+5.5pt

Sharpfist:
Here are my round 3 upgrades

218 points remaining

Expert Knife User --> Accomplished Knife User (-95)
Proficient Dodger --> Adept Dodger (-65)
Skilled Observer --> Talented Observer (-33)

25 points remaining

Skitterleap:
"All the best warriors have noble hearts..." Pssh! What garbage! Who on earth expects me to go fist-to-axe with this overgrown cow?! All the prayer and platitudes in the world won't save me from being cut into vulture food!

Enough posturing. In real combat, fouler hearts prevail, and mine has just the right course in mind. The beast'll never see it coming! Kyeheheh!

Adamantine Large Dagger (192 points)
Skilled Knife User (50 points)
Increase Proficient Fighter to Talented (18 points)

Grand Total 260 points
(265 - 260 = 5 points remaining)

Stimraug:
Skill options:
+ skilled armor-user 14p
+ professional knife-user 45p

Weapon options:
+ Large steel dagger 64p - 16p = 48p (sell large iron dagger for 16p)

Armor options:
+ steel mail shirt 96p
+ steel helm 48p

Manager assumed wrong left over modifier, so checked out with 1.5 points remaining

So after these upgrades Stimraug should have:

Skills:
Adequate Fighter
Professional Knife-user
Expert Dodger
Skilled armor-user
Novice observer
Novice discipline

Equipment:
Large Steel Dagger
Steel helm
Steel mail shirt
Steel gauntlets
Steel high boots

Sweetteeth:
261 points to spend - 9 remaining



Skills:

Proficient Wrestler

Adept -> Professional Biter -68

Talented -> Expert Dodger -75

Skilled Observer

Competent Discipline

Skilled -> Adept Armor User -36

Adequate -> Proficient Fighter -36

 

Equipment:

Black bronze helm

Black bronze breast plate

Black bronze greaves

Black bronze gauntlets

Goblin Cap Buckler SOLD -> +11

Nick’s Cave Spider Silk Pants (worn as Cloak)

Mephit-One’s Iron mail shirt, bits of skunk man fur hanging from it's rings -> -48

Mephit-One’s Tail dangling from his neck (Skunk man leather headscarf)

Story Time:
Ezum: “…but Mörul, isn’t steel much harder than bronze? Shouldn’t we have bought some better armor for Sweety?”

Mörul: “With what money, Ezum, with what money?! Since you imbeciles lost almost all our money to a bet on a rodent fighting an armadillo – a literal living armor… No, Sweety has to train harder than ever. And we as his team have to make sure to get him each and every advantage possible for the fighting day.”

Ezum: “What do you mean, Mörul?”

Mörul: “We got to get creative, Ezum.”

Urdim: “You mean, like, getting some second-hand armor, right.”
Mörul: “No, Urdim, I meant leverage what little funds we have to get the public on board. To make sure they’ll cheer for the right fighter. Use a little psychology, if you catch my meaning.”

Urdim: “Brilliant idea, boss. Leech-branded mugs, leech-branded toy-anvils… the people will love it! But where to get good stone on such short notice…?”

Mörul: “…”

Urdim: “What’s wrong boss, you’re more a goblet-person?”

Mörul: “You go off and search for some second-hand armor, Urdim… And take Ezum with you. I’ll see if I can get in contact with that ink-stained goober running around and interviewing people…”

Urdim: “Sure thing, boss. Move it, Ezum, you heard it!”

Mörul: “And remember, no more betting!!!”

Urdim: “…!”

Zeps:
267.5 points available

Equipment:
+Iron Helm -24
+Wooden Buckler -22.5

Skills:
Shield user none -> talented -84
Lasher expert -> accomplished -114
Observer adequate -> competent -9
Discipline adequate -> competent -9

Total spent: 262.5
Leftover points: 5

Thanks for running this (from me, the manager)

"Get back to work!" calls out zeps, from the adjecent training room.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: kesperan on July 28, 2023, 06:09:57 pm
Butcher Bart didn't upgrade again? If he miraculously wins, he will have, what ...1097 points??

And Carabella didn't upgrade either, despite all the bets. This could really pay off for her if she hits Logem with the first strike. I am intrigued!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: aspy523 on July 29, 2023, 03:13:10 am
Spoiler: Diago Upgrade post (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Mkhos on July 29, 2023, 06:15:50 am
DFGT VIII Round 3

Fight 3A: Ine the Impala Man vs Queen Regina Formicarium the Queen Ant Woman
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/kpLmg5as (https://pastebin.com/kpLmg5as)

   Ine (managed by dr00) struts into the arena, proudly displaying his shiny new steel helm, breastplate and steel sword to the onlookers. We heard he had quite the time haggling over prices with the blacksmiths, but eventually he got his order in, and some important training in. If he wants to avoid another close call like he faced against Yeti Soon to Become Spaghetti, he’ll need all he can get!

   Queen Regina Formicarium (managed by PaperPlinkPlonk) enters into the arena, twirling her twin new iron spears, as the (large) section of the crowd formed of her children cheer in approval at her arrival. She’s one of the largest remaining gladiators aside from the minotaurs, and her performance against her previous opponent, Bughead the Ant Man and Estu Amazon the Dwarf, has shown she’s no slouch in combat either.

   Queen Regina and Ine trade a series of blows, as the iron spears and steel long sword throw up sparks as they clash into one another. Queen Regina keeps up a steady advance as she attacks, before charging forward and using her greater mass to bowl Ine over. Queen Regina stabs at the downed impala man, but he merely parries it before lifting himself off with a strike. Queen Regina reveals her ploy though, as one of her spears punches through Ine’s copper gauntlet to mangle his right forearm!

   Ine’s weapon is in his other hand though, and he swings back with a retaliatory strike to Queen Regina’s right thigh, smashing the chitin with the flat of the blade, and toppling her over. The Queen manages another strike into Ine’s right upper arm, but the impala man is upon her before she can do any more damage. Her first right forearm goes flying, and ichor spouts from her chest and right thigh. Queen Regina attempts a vengeful stab to bring Ine down to her level, but his copper mail robs the blow of much of it’s force, allowing Ine to partially sever her lower left arm, and tearing her gorgeous silk robe to shreds in the process.

   Queen Regina continues to fight, but with both her energy and the amount of ichor she has left to give decreasing, the fight goes to a foregone conclusion as Ine continues to slash off hands and feet with his sword. The Great Queen eventually goes still, and as the bell is rung to announce Ine’s victory, a great wailing cry of horror erupts from Queen Regina’s children. Ant Women workers topple off their benches in horror, clutching at themselves, while Ant Men drones soar into the air, uttering echoing cries of pain. Congratulations Ine, you’ve advanced to the next round and toppled a whole cavern society!

Fight 3B: Butcher Bart the Human vs Sharpfist the Hyena Man
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/SV5kQjhz (https://pastebin.com/SV5kQjhz)

   Butcher Bart (managed by SamJF) stumbles out of the arena gates, ahead of the shouts and prods of the guards this time. He’s quite the sight, still encrusted with the blood from his kill of Ligir Dustband, and rubbing his head as if he’s just woken up. It would have to have been quite the nap to sleep away an entire week, eh?

   On the other hand (and side of the arena), Sharpfist (managed by BecauseISaid) seems alive with nervous energy. He bounces around on the pads of his feet, and swishes his steel knife through the air. The soft noises it makes as it passes through the air only seem to agitate him further though, as he looks up furtively at the organizer’s balcony, awaiting the sound of the bell.

   And hear it he does! Sharpfsit bounds forward with inhuman speed, slashing his knife through both Butcher Bart’s right wrist and left ankle. Butcher Bart falls to the ground as he comes apart into three separate pieces, but he still keeps up the fight, jabbing with the steel carving fork in his left hand. Those in the audience closest to the arena also begin to hear a soft noise, almost like giggling…

   Sharpfist remains focused on the fight though, lunging forward with his knife again to tear into Butcher Bart’s belly, opening a bright red gash on his pale skin suit. As he dodges around another sluggish stab of Bart’s, his next strike stabs deeply into his right shin, making a sharp crunching noise as he contacts bone. Members of the audience now look around at one another, as a steady chuckle comes up from the arena, seemingly at odds with the gruesome scene in front of them.

   Butcher Bart attempts another stab, but Sharpfist calmly sidesteps it again, before punching the outstretched arm, and knocking the mad butcher’s remaining weapon out of his grasp. A quick follow up stab to his left forearm ensures he’ll never pick it up again. As Sharfist arcs his next strike downward, he completely saws away at Bart’s right leg! At this, Butcher Bart rears his head back, and cackling laughter echoes throughout the arena. Slowly, the crowd realizes that it isn’t the Hyena Man laughing, but rather the Human. Sharpfist takes a hesitant step back, before redoubling his efforts, and sinking both his dagger and fangs into Butcher Bart’s maimed belly. Butcher Bart’s laughter finally begins to fade as he folds up around these impacts, before both he, and his madness die, slumped down on the arena floor. Congratulations to Sharpfist! Your madness has proven the stronger of the two today, and carried you on to your next fight!

Fight 3C: Knifin’ Around the Hoary Marmot Woman vs Nijinsky the Human
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/YxpzyphM (https://pastebin.com/YxpzyphM)

   Knifin’ Around (managed by Rendentare) waves her adamantine knife to the crowd, unleashing a piercing whistle as she enters. The closer members in the crowd cover their ears, but the rest cheer in excitement, and some even stuff fingers into their mouths to whistle right back at her. The Hoary Marmot woman seems blind to the world after her entry though, as she stares deeply into the gleaming depths of her adamantine dagger. Some claim that she wanders around at night, with it to her ear, or that instead of attending training sessions, she locks herself away in her room. Will her methods work? Only blood will tell.

Nijinsky (managed by Salmeuk) enters next, singing a quick ditty he seems to have picked up on the road.

♫ You can't touch this
You can't touch this
My, my, my, my
(You can't touch this)
Music hits me so hard ♫

We’ll see if there’s truth or not to this, as the determined dancer warrior has so far put his faith in his shield and his agility to avoid serious injury. Let the battle begin!

   Knifin’ Around’s knife begins the fight by sinking into Nijinsky’s highwood shield. The two unnaturally light materials bounce off of one another, and the masked bard takes advantage of the opening to smack Knifin’ around with the pommel of his sword. The strike barely seems to affect the hoary marmot woman though, as she lets out a shrill whistle of anger as she slices her dagger across Njinsky’s weapon hand in return. The steel shortsword clatters to the ground as his hand goes limp, and the crowd lets out a groan at the early weapon loss. He’ll have to fight hard to come back from this!

   Nijinsky fights unbothered though, as he swings wildly around with his shield. Knfin’ Around casually parries most of his strikes, and those that do get through merely bounce off of her. His play time comes to an end as she re-enters the fray, stabbing and twisting her dagger into his belly, before stabbing into his head. Ammazingly, the dagger seems to glance off of his hard head, though the leather mask now has a nasty tear through it, and Nijinsky fights on!
   Knifin’ Around seems mildly frustrated by the strangely resilient music man, as she switches up tactics. This time when her knife flashes out, Nijinsky’s lower left leg and right forearm go flying, as he collapses to the ground. Nijinsky tries to chomp at Knifin’ Around, but she merely gives him her knife to bite on, sending his teeth flying as well. Don’t worry Nijinsky, if you survive this, we can make you pretty* again!
   The hoary marmot woman seems unwilling to allow this possibility though, as her next stab lands on the meat of Nijinsky’s left arm, forcing him to drop his shield. With his defenses now completely down, Nijinsky goes on the offensive, lunging out with his remaining teeth. Nijinsky contemptuously kicks him aside though, and the downed bard sprawls on the ground, and remains there. Congratulations to Knifin’ Around.

*The DFGT legal team would like to take this moment to remind readers that an unqualified “pretty” is a subjective and undefined phrase in interspecies agreements. In this instance, [retty could easily mean what is pretty to a dwarf, or what is pretty to a blind cave ogre.

Fight 3D: Skitterleap the Rat Woman vs Horof Dreadhoof the Minotaur
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/VGCXbhcX (https://pastebin.com/VGCXbhcX)

   Horof Dreadhoof (managed by Nibudd) has so far crushed two insect men, Gromp Gromp the Roach Man and Boofy the Ant Man, with his massive bronze great axe. Despite his tale of being ousted from his family as a cowardly avoider of pain, he so far seems to be taking a rather proactive approach to it, as he pounds opponents into paste before they can touch him!

   Skitterleap (managed by ixn) enters the arena with her hands inside her robe sleeves, and her head bowed, as a picture of martial modesty. Suddenly she snaps her head up, and with a fiendish cackle, draws an adamantine dagger from one of her sleeves. The crowd goes wild at the revelation, as some of the bare chested martial artist enthusiasts boo at the loss of one of their champions. Let’s see if this bold switch favors the verminous villain!

   The bronze great axe and adamantine dagger clash and clang against one another in the middle of the arena, as Skitterleap ducks and dodges around the whooshing axe blade, while Horof catches blows on the haft of his axe and dances nimbly around on his hooves. But Skitterleap makes the first mis-step, as she catches Horof’s axe in her mid-section, and blood begins to pour down her cotton robe.

   Skitterleap seems perturbed by this development, and begins to frantically dodge around Horof’s axe more and more. Meanwhile her own attacks against him become more frantic, but Horof merely continues his inexorable approach, which the small adamantine dagger seems unable to stop. The minotaur’s strikes continue to land true, mangling Skitterleap’s off hand, before sinking his axe into the wide eyed rat woman’s scraggly chest. Skitterleap folds over around the axe, collapsing to the ground in pain, while Horof calmly withdraws it and claims his victory by striking off her head. Congratulations to Horof!

Fight 3E: The Roach Man Diago Pastor 53rd vs Sweetteeth the Leech Man
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/PJ2B3q1t (https://pastebin.com/PJ2B3q1t)

Diago Pastor 53rd (managed by aspy523) hops into the arena, toting his newest purchase: an adamantine spear! While his family sits in silence, still judging his weapon choice, the crowd goes wild praising our bold roach man. There are some sour faces in the stands however, as my sources tell me that there has been some devious propaganda moves behind the scenes on the part of his foe's managers. Adding fuel to the fire, this match was already shaping up to be one of our fiercest yet, as the talent of these two fighters is top tier. All the backdoor news report bribes aren't enough to diminish this roach man's thunder however, as has been steadily building his reputation as a capable warrior after slaying Urist McGladiator and Rasgrid the Bard. Will Diago's dazzling new spear be enough to catapult him to ever greater success in honor of his late brother, or will his family's doubts about his weapon choice prove to have some merit?

Preceded by a disgusting cacophony of slurps, belches, gurgles and other assorted wet mouthed vocalizations, famished Sweetteeth (managed by Merrygin) slithers into the arena, eager for his next meal. More a toothed mouth than an actual humanoid, and more of a gourmand than a fighter, this ravenous leech man has nevertheless garnered a reputation as a tough and terrible foe. Nothing, and I mean nothing so far has gotten between him and his next fix of blood and fresh meat. His signature black bronze armor has been supplemented by the iron mail shirt pilfered off Mephit's corpse, while he's ditched his wooden buckler entirely. He should have invested in a bib I say, judging by the nasty remains of his previous meals spattered on his gullet... This leech man has reportedly had some beef already with Diago, as the two have tussled in the gym, though it's hard to tell if this has shaken or infuriated the leech man at all. Little can be discerned from his drooling maw, other than a dark insatiable hunger... Will this signature hunger translate to a hunger for victory, or will this hungry mouth taste only bitter defeat?

The bell rings, and our fighters race into action. Diago bashes, then stabs the leech man in the left arm with tremendous force and speed, forced to wrench his treasured spear from his foes' greasy flesh. Sweetteeth charges in, knocking the roach man prone for a dangerous second, before the roach man nimbly springs back to his feet, and stabs him again in the right arm! A follow-up bash to the chest is handily absorbed by Sweetteeth's black bronze breastplate however, appearing to cause some emotional stress to the roach man. Perhaps he gazed too deeply into the black abyss that is Sweetteeth's maw as for reasons unknown, Diago begins to yell out in terror! As he cries for someone to save him, he still manages to stab the leech man in his hungry gut, lodging his adamantine weapon deep in its folds and causing a spray of arterial bleeding to spurt in a majestic arc. As Diago wrenches his spear free, Sweetteeth seizes his chance, and lands his first hit: a toothy bite to the left arm!

As if to replenish the blood he's lost, Sweetteeth takes a moment to indulge his cravings, and sucks greedily from Diago's arm; guzzling down thick gobs of roach man ichor. Reaching deep into his reserve of willpower, perhaps reflecting on his dearly departed brother, Diago shrugs off the hideous injury, and stabs Sweetteeth in the right arm again. Shockingly, it is he who loses a limb, as the leech man shakes his fanged head to-and-fro, and rips his second left arm with a sickening wet rip. The roach man still has several arms to use however, and he quickly adjusts his grip on his spear, tearing it out of Sweetteeth's arm and adopting a defensive stance. Sweetteeth lets his foe's severed arm fall from his mouth with a disgusting plop, but his next attack ends in failure. Blocked by the roach man's shield, he then loses his own left arm to a powerful stab of Diago's adamantine spear! In an attempt to even the score, and number of remaining limbs, Sweetteeth hisses and bites the roach man in retaliation: his teeth locking on Diago's first right arm!

Once again, the arena is subjected to a disgusting wet sucking noise, as Sweetteeth slurps the blood out of Diago's arm, before his feral instincts compel him to rip it off entirely! This time Diago shrugs off the fear, but a fruitless exchange of blows finally results in another brutal bite to his lower body. By the gods, Sweetteeth cannot contain himself today, as he takes any opening he can, this one included, to suck the blood from poor Diago! His tried and true 'bite and shake' attack method is supplemented by a blood sucking phase, as the leech man wrecks Diago's lower body, before tearing off his right foot. Diago falls over, pale from the blood loss and gravely injured. His fate is sealed, as the leech man bites his already mangled second upper left arm off, savoring the tasty insect ichor that dribbles out all the while. In a final act of defiance, not wishing to make Sweetteeth's meal too easy a matter, Diago blocks a biting thrust with his shield, and rolls out of reach. At last, he mercifully bleeds out, dying of blood loss as the wails of his adoring family echo in the stands. A small comfort perhaps that he will not have to hear his mother's 'I told you so' regarding his spear preference... 

Having already gorged himself on Diago's blood, our hungry leech man basks in the cheers and jeers from the spectators! Congratulations, Sweetteeth! Your ravenous hunger has allowed you to come out on top once more, despite receiving some grievous wounds. Now don't overeat, leech man. You'll need to maintain that hunger for victory if you want to succeed in the Quarter Finals!


Fight 3F: The Human Carabella The Fast vs The Wolverine Man Logem Branchsyrup
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/sYHsi3FM (https://pastebin.com/sYHsi3FM)

Carabella the Fast (managed by RandomFastom) saunters in, having squandered most of her training and purchasing time espousing the virtues of ranged combat, while shining a light on the murky world of the Military-Workshop Complex. Fascinating stuff, though her relaxed approach to this matchup could  backfire, as despite a few impressive wins, she now faces a ferocious foe... 

Logem Branchsyrup (managed by kesperan) puffs a cigar as he admires his new blade with wicked wonder. He's apparently strong-armed the whereabouts of his new weapon from some poor bub, who dutifully pointed him to the Quartermaster's shop. With this seemingly simple act, ol' amnesiac Logem finally has his muscly paws on the item of his dreams: an adamantine katana (scimitar). Squashing the bud of his stogie beneath his foot, he grins at his human foe, eager to put this treasure to use. Will the weapon of his dreams pay off, or will this matchup be a nightmare for the gruff wolverine man?

Not a second is wasted in this matchup, both fighters aiming for disabling strikes within mere moments of the bell ringing. Carabella's first steel bolt flies true, and imbeds itself in Logem's left arm! Logem's determination and training quickly prove decisive however, as he slices off the human's left arm in revenge! Her arm and weapon now sailing away in a jet of crimson, Carabella maintains her wintery cool and merely grits her teeth; lunging at the wolverine man with her remaining bolts. Logem’s training seems to be paying off however, as she cannot find an opening, as the wolverine man dodges and parries all of her blows. He wields his adamantine katana as surely as it were an extension of his own body; a dazzling blue metal claw singing as it slashes and stabs gruesome injuries into the human's right leg, upper body, and right arm in quick succession. 

Carabella's right arm bears the brunt of this razor sharp punishment, until a vicious stab finally renders it useless; spasming tendons forced to drop their steel bolts into the dirt. Carabella is given no time to process this violence, before Logem stabs her in the head! Incredibly, this blow doesn't even knock the cold hearted Carabella out, and she continues swinging and gnashing her teeth in defiance! She even manages to knock Logem off his feet with a full body charge! Logem is forced on the backfoot from this surprising resilience for a few harrowing seconds, before he renews his attack; slicing and dicing the crippled archer to frilly red ribbons!

Despite Carabella's tenacity, this fight's outcome is certain now. After withstanding more punishment to her extremities, a mighty stab to the upper body finally knocks her out of the fight. As she slides off her foe's blade and falls to the floor and into unconsciousness, Logem brings his katana down on the human's exposed neck, decapitating Carabella and ending her dreams of being a big player in the Military-Workshop Complex.

Congratulations Logem on another swift victory! By eliminating the last ranged contestant, you've secured your place in the Quarter Finals! Now rest and make ready for your next matchup; your precious adamantine katana will be put to the test in your coming fights, no doubt.

Fight 3G: Priest Ndrog the Human vs Stimraug the Armadillo Man
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/PdtK9sge (https://pastebin.com/PdtK9sge)

Stimraug (managed by stimraug) walks into the arena with confidence that has been growing since round 1. This armadillo man is of shorter stature than most competitors, but it was his first fight when he proved that size isn’t everything. Between rounds he equipped himself with a new steel helmet and mail shirt. He’s also traded in his iron dagger which seemed so familiar to him for a steel dagger. He did quite a bit of practicing with the new dagger as well. He flips and twirls it like a toy as he walks into positions.

Opposite the armadillo man is Priest Ndrog (managed by Quantum Drop), the blood cultist and warrior who has demonstrated frightening skill and efficiency with his halberd, dismembering opponents with ease. Speaking of the halberd, Priest Ndrog has exchanged his iron halberd for a steel one. He also upgraded his armor a bit, too, now wearing a steel mail shirt and gauntlets. We didn’t see him spend any time at all in training, only shopping carefully since last round. He admires his new halberd, then plants it before him and begins a prayer.

The bell rings and Stimraug waits for nothing, dashing toward Priest Ndrog in an all-out offensive. He stabs the priest in the hand, failing to pierce the steel gauntlet but denting it badly. Priest Ndrog parries the next attack and stabs Stimraug in the arm, glancing off of Stimraug’s own steel gauntlet. Stimraug aims for the head, bashing the dagger into Ndrog’s helm, pulling his neck further than it ought to be pulled. Stimraug’s attacks seem ineffective, but he’s staying right on top of the halberd wielding priest, preventing Ndrog from winding up a deadly, dismembering swing.

Stimraug strikes again. “Oh, how quickly this will end, human,” he scoffs. Priest Ndrog parries the strike and thrusts the halberd, and Stimraug tumbles out of the way. “Yes,” the priest replies, “flesh is easily sundered. You’ll see”.

Stimraug’s next strike is parried, but Priest Ndrog’s counterattack is parried as well and Stimraug slams his dagger down into the priest’s foot! The dagger punctures through the iron boot and Ndrog falls to the ground with the dagger firmly implanted in his foot. Stimraug dodges an attack to reclaim the dagger, then stabs into the opposite leg, again piercing the armor! Priest Ndrog will need to finish this fight on the ground. Stimraug remains completely on the offense, trying to land a blow somewhere that isn’t protected, but the priest does a good job keeping his armor between them. Not good enough, though, as Stimraug slashes his foot and cuts it away from his leg entirely!

Priest Ndrog’s wounds are taking their toll on his focus. Stimraug continues his ferocious assault, walking circles around the fallen priest as he strikes repeatedly for any opening and easily parries any attack from Ndrog. He cuts off an ear, and delivers two more deep stabs to the leg and foot. Priest Ndrog has no choice, he can’t win defensively like this. He takes his chance and leaves himself open in a gamble on one powerful thrust of his halberd. He misses! Stimraug needs not even one second to pay it back, and slashes at Priest Ndrog’s neck. It’s a flawless strike and Ndrog’s head tumbles from his shoulders, a pool of blood chasing it across the arena ground.

Congratulations, Stimraug! Your talent and tenacity are unmatched.


Fight 3H: Beast of Spearimpale the Minotaur vs Zeps the Rat Man
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/nug89hDS (https://pastebin.com/nug89hDS)

The gates open and a long shadow leads the Beast of Spearimpale (managed by memmet) into the arena, emerging now with iron armor! With a full iron set of a helm, breastplate, greaves, boots, and gauntlets, the Beast appears ever more intimidating. It stomps its ironclad hooves to adjust to the new accessories. The crowd makes no sound at all – not a cheer, not a shout. The Beast of Spearimpale is greeted by the silence of a wary crowd, and the wind.

Well, those and its opponent, Zeps (managed by Eris235), who seems to be the only person in sight of the Beast who isn’t affected by its intimidating aura. Zeps has brutally exercised his self-proclaimed authority over two fighters thus far and surely sees this as an opportunity to drive even the most fearsome of creatures before him like cattle to be branded. Zeps has opted for some new gear of his own, grabbing an iron helm and a wooden buckler from the armory and spending quite a bit of time practicing his coordination between the scourge and shield between rounds.

The bell rings! The Beast opts not to charge Zeps to open the fight, a surprising show of restraint from such a creature. Instead they both run to meet each other in combat and when they finally clash a flurry of blows erupts! The Beast strikes first and Zeps sidesteps the attack, replying with a strong lash to the Beast’s upper arm, tearing into muscle! The beast takes no notice of its injury and keeps swinging, but Zeps dodges every attack! The rat man deftly dodges and parries dozens of strikes, all while landing more lashes on the minotaur. One strike to the same arm shreds the flesh further, then a strike to the legs and one to the head with enough force to dent the iron helm!

Zeps lets out a cruel snicker; this fight is no different than the last two. The Beast of Spearimpale replies with a mighty huff and gains a short distance between itself and Zeps. It leans forward and explodes into a charge! The Beast smashes into Zeps and sends him tumbling backwards! But Zeps is as talented as he is cruel, and quickly finds his footing. He’s upright before the Beast can close the gap. Zeps stands his ground and gets back into the fight. The rat man’s expression grows even more gleeful as the fight goes on.

Zeps lands another strike on the Beast’s iron gauntlet. Like the helm strike, it caves the metal in, clearly doing damage below the surface. The Beast takes a quick step back and leans into another charge! This one connects and sends Zeps flying back again! Zeps catches his footing and rights himself effortlessly yet again! But this time the Beast runs in to close the gap more quickly, hoping to land a follow-up attack. Zeps blocks the attack and counterattacks …but this was bait. The Beast raises its shield, not blocking the attack but letting it miss, and then it brings the shield down into Zep’s ribcage! The wind is knocked out of the rat man and the Beast takes the opportunity to smash the edge of his copper shield into Zep’s abdomen! The strike is powerful and folds the spine unnaturally. The breaking of vertebrae can be heard from the stands!

The Beast charges again, knocking the now gravely injured Zeps backwards. Somehow Zeps still manages to stand, and he even parries the beast’s follow-up attack, though just barely. Is this rat man powered by sadism instead of blood and bone?? The Beast of Spearimpale sidesteps an attack and stomps down onto Zep’s foot, exploding it into gore! Zeps falls to the ground. “No! It’s over too soon! There’s still so many who need punishment…” he angrily decrees. The Beast’s shield crashes down again, crushing Zep’s spleen and shattering his already mangled foot. Zeps cannot endure and gives in to pain.

The Beast huffs and snorts as it works Zeps’ body like a hot ingot on an anvil, his shield the hammer. It slams edge-first into the rat man’s torso over and over. The arena begins to sound like a butcher’s workshop; bones crack, ribs shatter and give way, the shield’s edge minces organs even without breaking skin. Eventually the shield only meets resistance against the ground behind Zep’s body. The skin splits open, spilling what may once have been guts and organs, but now resembles a pile of crushed sweet pods. Zeps is dead. The Beast of Spearimpale looms over the corpse for a few moments as its huffing and dark mooing return to normal breathing.

Congratulations, Beast of Spearimpale! One cruel soul has received a taste of his own medicine. Will you?

Fights 3A-3D written by Mkhos
Fights 3E and 3F written by SlitherPapi
Fights 3G and 3H written by Tekkud
Title: Betting Results
Post by: Mkhos on July 29, 2023, 06:21:20 am
Betting results can be found in the spreadsheet on the betting page. BraalBard was the richest Urist this round, walking away with 382 gold! The three most on gladiators were Horof Dreadhoof, Carabella the Fast, and Diago Pastor 53rd.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10q3Qojz8f8PS7QeOnmhJ5Xi5ph5lDB_ASTOtj8jnCeY/edit?usp=sharing (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10q3Qojz8f8PS7QeOnmhJ5Xi5ph5lDB_ASTOtj8jnCeY/edit?usp=sharing)

Round 3 betting opens now, and will be open until the 4th of August, 20 GMT. Feel free to participate even if you did not last round. Rules are here:



Betting Run by Nekkowe
Title: Round 4 Upgrades
Post by: Mkhos on July 29, 2023, 06:22:31 am
All managers who were victorious in Round 3 will see their available amount of upgrade points to the far right of their gladiator in the spreadsheet.

Note about the algorithm: if you look at the numbers a bit closer, you can see that whenever the simple multiplication by 1.5 created a number that had something other than .5 in its decimal part, we rounded it up to the closest .5; so, .25 becomes .5 and .75 becomes 1. This was done to avoid infinite splintering of the points.

The Arena Personnel asks you to provide your upgrades as soon as possible. The deadline is the 4th of August, 12 GMT. We ask for your understanding on these matters; we need time to run and process the fights.

Please remember that your upgrades should be sent to dfgtcommittee@gmail.com. The upgrades will later be revealed via a separate post.

Good luck and go with Armok!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Salmeuk on July 29, 2023, 04:56:14 pm
Nijinsky's fatal mistake was signing up for this tournament in the first place... congratulations Knifin' Around! After such a precise blow to the sword hand the fight was then a guaranteed victory.

RIP ant queen your ichor was spilled valiantly

2 gold on Stimraug, thank ye kindly.
Title: Re: Betting Results
Post by: mightymike on July 29, 2023, 06:10:40 pm
I’m riding with my fellow wolverine brother to the end! Please put all of my earnings on Logem! #stoges4life

Betting results can be found in the spreadsheet on the betting page. BraalBard was the richest Urist this round, walking away with 382 gold! The three most on gladiators were Horof Dreadhoof, Carabella the Fast, and Diago Pastor 53rd.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10q3Qojz8f8PS7QeOnmhJ5Xi5ph5lDB_ASTOtj8jnCeY/edit?usp=sharing (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10q3Qojz8f8PS7QeOnmhJ5Xi5ph5lDB_ASTOtj8jnCeY/edit?usp=sharing)

Round 3 betting opens now, and will be open until the 4th of August, 20 GMT. Feel free to participate even if you did not last round. Rules are here:

  • Betting is open both to the managers and the spectators of the tournament.
  • Every bettor starts out with 100 gold to be spent on the betting. You can't at any given moment put any more gold into a bet than you already have.
  • Every bettor can only put money on one gladiator per round.
  • Bets made after the official deadline for each round are not counted.
  • The system works in a way that allows those who bet on the underdogs (those who have less bet on them) to receive more gold than those who bet on the favorites, so go wild with your predictions!


Betting Run by Nekkowe
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Stimraug on July 29, 2023, 06:17:38 pm
Stimraug's clan's war-elders are somewhat impressed by his performance so far, and have sent a package of sunberries and some books from the sacred library to Stimraug as a token of acceptance, along with a short letter.

"Continue to do well, and you may yet redeem yourself. Our elders found these in the old library, they may be of use to you in the coming struggles."

Stimraug makes a note to spend some of his downtime reading the books thoroughly before his next match. He glances at the titles with determination, which read:
"Bovine Surgery: A Thousand Cuts, Illustrated", "A Dissector's Diary" and "Blood and Blooder: Can There Be Too Much?"

It is time to train.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Stimraug on July 29, 2023, 06:32:32 pm
On a side-note, analyzing the zeps vs. beast fight, I can't see any reason for the outcome except massive luck on the beast's side. An adequate fighter / misc-user / kicker (level 2) gets three nearly consecutive hits in on an opponent who is vastly more skilled with Accomplished Lasher (level 10, parries vs. shield bashes) Expert Dodger (level 8, overall evasiveness) competent observer (not sure if this does anything in fortress more or in the object testing arena) and talented shield user (level 6, blocks both shield and unarmed hits such as kicks).

Is there something I'm missing that raised the beast's hit chances or did it just really get this lucky?
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Eris235 on July 29, 2023, 06:52:01 pm
Mostly, its that there's a pretty decent floor for 'minimum hit chance'. So there's diminishing returns for high defense. Especially when you take exhaustion into account. It is tiring to dodge, and even with both combatants tiring equally, "tiring equally" favors the person with worse skills.

So I'd guess that zeps had a set amount of time to inflict a serious wound before he got too tired, and he failed to do so.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Stimraug on July 29, 2023, 07:01:02 pm
I would agree, but looking at how many turns passed before Zeps started receiving damage, I don't think he was anywhere near tired at that point. I could be wrong of course.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: aspy523 on July 29, 2023, 10:09:05 pm
Putting my last gold on my demonic killer! Let's go Sweetteeth!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Joqan on July 31, 2023, 03:48:43 am
sponsored by sweetteeth.co
did you know #36 -leeches and roaches

1- did you know leeches are among the perfect cleaning units for underground fortresses?

2- did you know leeches effectively clean and vacuum fortresses with little to no pay?

3- did you know roaches are identified as "pest" in 5 mountainhomes and their respective countries?

4- expanding on the previous one, did you know that 4 of these five mountainhomes have exclusively leeches as pest control units

5- expanding on the previous one, did you know the one mountainhome that doesn't have exclusively leeches is a 80% leech majority

6- did you know roaches regularly feed on partially grown plumps?

7- did you know leeches have almost zero pay because their work provided food as it is?

hire your leech today!

banishing suns newspaper, the monthly did you know, based on FACTS and LOGIC
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: DeKaFu on July 31, 2023, 12:21:43 pm
My terror of the leech only increases as time goes on.

100 gold on Sweetteeth.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: kesperan on July 31, 2023, 04:23:16 pm
Logem doesn't mind being the underwolverine one little bit... all the better to stab their underbelly!

287 gold on Logem Branchsyrup
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Warzagg on July 31, 2023, 06:26:27 pm
One day you're betting on the victory of a blood cult warrior priest, and the next day he's short a head and you're down 100 gold. Such is life. The Committee from the Glowing Marshes has an appreciation for sharp blades and great ambition, and bets 100 gold on Logem Branchsyrup.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Nekkowe on August 01, 2023, 05:14:18 am
One day you're betting on the victory of a blood cult warrior priest, and the next day he's short a head and you're down 100 gold. Such is life. The Committee from the Glowing Marshes has an appreciation for sharp blades and great ambition, and bets 100 gold on Logem Branchsyrup.
Unfortunately, you only have 43 gold to bet (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10q3Qojz8f8PS7QeOnmhJ5Xi5ph5lDB_ASTOtj8jnCeY/edit#gid=1108800907&range=N55) at current, having won 43☼ in your round 2 bet and lost 100☼ in round 3. Priest Ndrog was a clear favourite among bettors in match 2N (249☼ from 3 bettors against 57☼ from 1), so the payout was relatively low.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Stimraug on August 01, 2023, 07:01:27 am
I gotta say the matches before my next one have been ones where I felt the odds were stacked in my favour. The beast however has an unconventional build and strengths that make it very dangerous. If I was a betting armadillo man, I might consider betting against myself.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Warzagg on August 01, 2023, 07:33:39 am
Oh dear. Well, the Committee bets the rest of their gold on Logem anyway. Also, I wouldn't bet against you, Stimraug. Your fighter has overcome serious odds just to get this far, and I've seen far stranger things than an armadillo man besting a minotaur.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Rendentare on August 01, 2023, 07:37:01 pm
The Quarter Finals

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Good luck to all the champions!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Headless on August 02, 2023, 08:32:43 am
13 on sweet tooth.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: croc on August 03, 2023, 03:28:59 pm
100 gold on Ine Queenslayer
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: dr00 on August 03, 2023, 04:49:28 pm
Meng places 30 gold on Ine. 
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: dr00 on August 03, 2023, 05:13:28 pm
   
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Eris235 on August 03, 2023, 08:14:52 pm

Got the quarterfinals pixel art matchups done in time! Here's to our foolish brave quarterfinalists!

Team rat has fallen, but can Knifin' Around carry the torch of team rodent?
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Quantum Drop on August 04, 2023, 05:16:44 am
100 gold on Sweetteeth.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Bralbaard on August 04, 2023, 07:26:23 am
That leech man is haunting my dreams, someone has to stop him, 350 gold on Logem!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: memmet on August 04, 2023, 10:22:24 am
The dwarf bets everything on the minotaur of Spearimpale! Again! He is seen to grumble and glare on his way to and from the betting counter today.

The beast is quiet in its cell.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: BecauseISaid on August 04, 2023, 02:12:14 pm
I bet 40 gold on sweetteeth
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Nekkowe on August 04, 2023, 02:59:23 pm
The deadline (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8491430#msg8491430) has passed, and bets for round 4 are now closed!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Nekkowe on August 04, 2023, 04:06:01 pm
As before (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8491287#msg8491287), here are some statistics about this round's bets to tide you over until the fights.

This round, bettors placed 13 bets across only three of the four matchups, betting a total of 1442☼.
The median bet fell to 67☼ flat, while the mean bet lies at a much higher 110.92☼, courtesy of two high-roller outliers - the two highest bets the tournament has seen so far, placed (yet again) by Bralbaard (350☼) and by memmet (309☼)!

The three gladiators with the highest total bets placed upon them were:

Which gives us our highest-stakes match of the tournament so far, the first to break four digits in bets - Logem Branchsyrup vs. Sweetteeth in match 4C has a total of 1001☼ riding on it, across a record nine bets on just this one matchup, more than double the highest interest in a single match so far!

The leech man has been the talk of the town of late, and needs no introduction!
Logem, for his part, has ascended to take the top spot for bets placed on a single gladiator across all rounds, up from third place last round, with a current total of 897☼, followed by the Beast of Spearimpale (773☼) and Horof DreadHoof (603☼).

Keep your eyes on these two!

Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: kesperan on August 04, 2023, 04:18:15 pm
I guess Logem isn't the underwolverine any more....

He hopes to repay the faith his backers have placed in him by dispatching the hellspawned leech monster in the coming round!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Nekkowe on August 04, 2023, 04:36:49 pm
Incidentally - that one match sets two more records, with Logem also achieving the highest betting total placed on a gladiator in a single round, while Sweetteeth does the same for the number of bets (five). The gladiator with the highest number of bets across all rounds so far is Ine, with seven in all!
Title: Round 4 Upgrades
Post by: Mkhos on August 04, 2023, 05:17:17 pm
Beast of Spearimpale:
bay12 user: memmet
Round 4 points: 201

Copper shield (-0)
Sold iron greaves (+18)
Sold Iron breastplate (+20)
Sold iron helm (+12)
Sold iron low boots (+8)
Sold iron gauntlets (+8)

Fighter 4>8 (-78)
Biter 2 (-0)
Kicker 2 (-0)
Wrestler 2>4 (-28)
Misc. Obj. User 2 (-0)
Armor User 3 (-0)
Dodger 3 (-0)
Observer 3>5 (-27)
Shield User 3>8 (-120)
Discipline 2>3 (-9)

Points remaining: 5

Horof Dreadhoof:
Dodger Expert -> Great -150 /42
Axeman Talented -> Adept -42/0
Left: 0

Ine:
Sell Copper Gauntlets (+5)
Sell Copper Mail Shirt (+15)

Buy Steel Gauntlets (-32)
Buy Steel Mail Shirt (-96)

Gear Cost: -108 Points

Adept to Professional Swordsman (-85)
Talented to Adept Armor User (-14)
Skilled to Proficient Observer (-15)

Skill Cost: -114 Points

Ine Points to Spend:  227
Ine Remaining: 5 (227 - 222)

Knifin' Around:
“So this is a danger room?” The human asked, almost stepping on a pressure plate.
Inod gently led her to the center of the room. “This is the display room,” he motioned down a narrow hallway, “That is the danger room.”
Bristol jogged up with the price list. Inod said to him, “Could you get some tallow and sort out which of the mechanisms is making that squeaking noise? Thank you,” Inod flourished the list, “This is what we discussed yesterday. We’ve set up pressure plates, weapon traps, falling traps, and have fighters hidden in the rooms for sparring. It’s our second most expensive session we offer.”
“What’s the most expensive?” The human was nervous. Clearly a first time manager, out of her element.
“You let your champion get lazy and now it is too late for them to catch up,” Inod thought. “You are terrified of them losing their battle and you losing your reputation.”
“It is the agitator run. That’s when I run ahead of the champion and manually activate some of our more elaborate traps. Sometimes I throw in some taunting to better motivate them.”
“That sounds dangerous. What if the champion catches you?”
“It would never happen,” chuckled Inod, “I know the danger room like I know the twist of my beard. That person would have to be insanely motivated to catch me. They would also have to be able to avoid things like this.”
Inod threw a lever and a trap door fell revealing a pool of bubbling magma. He pulled the lever again and the door snapped back into place.
Inod was pleased. The old magma trap always wowed the clients. He could see the sweat on the human woman’s face from the heat.
“You said you have weapon traps,” the woman pulled out a blade, “Could you use this?”
“Adamantine!” Inod sighed. He took the dagger reverently, “Of course we could use this. It would be very dangerous to the champion, and we don’t pay for hospital visits.”
“Hey, boss! I can’t find the whistling back here,” Bristol called from down the hallway, “Is it coming from the front?”
Just then, the doors of the gym banged open. Framed in the light was a marmot woman. She cast her wild eyes around the room and zeroed in on the blade in Inod’s hand.
“It was him!” the human stabbed her finger at Inod, “He took it!”
The marmot woman opened her mouth terrifyingly wide and let out an ear splitting scream as she barreled towards him.
“Don’t drop it,” Idod heard the human say as he ran towards the safety of the hallway, “You don’t want her to get it.”

Knifin’ Around
248 points

Equipment: Adamantine Dagger

Skills:
Great Knife User
Skilled Discipline
Upgrade Proficient Fighter to Expert Fighter (-66)
Upgrade Talented Dodger to Accomplished Dodger (-170)
Upgrade Competent Observer to Skilled Observer (-12)
No points remaining

Logem Branchsyrup:
Logem surveyed the arena floor with a furrowed brow, supping on a goblet of freshly harvested branch syrup. That leech beast was one bad mother. Chewed up that roach fella real bad. A thought entered his head...
"Hey bub," he grunted to the impassive Arena Quartermaster. "Any chance you could bond some of that blue metal to my bones like an indestructible endosekelton?"
"Umm... no. No we can't do that. But, we do have a lovely selection of nearly new steel armour!" replied the quartermaster, gesturing vaguely to a wall of dented, bloodstained armour.
The wolverine grinned, cigar ash falling on the sawdust floor.
"Any chance you could paint a maple leaf on that mail shirt?"

Round 4 (340.5 points)

Buy Steel Helmet -48
Buy Steel Mail Shirt (with Maple Leaf logo) -96
Buy Steel Gauntlets -32
Buy Steel High Boots -40

Not to Adept Armour User -56
Expert to Professional Dodger -45

Remaining:    23.5

Sharpfist:
252.5 points remaining
Sell steel dagger (+32)
Buy adamantine dagger (-192)
Accomplished knife user —> Great knife user (-55)

37.5 points remaining

Stimraug:
feather wood shield
adept shield-user
competent observer
competent discipline
professional dodger
proficient armor-user

Sweetteeth:
256 points…

1 remaining

Skills:
Proficient Wrestler
Professional Biter -> Great Biter -84
Expert Dodger
Skilled Observer
Competent Discipline
Adept Armor User
Proficient Fighter -> Adept Fighter -39

Armor:
Black bronze helm SOLD = +12
Black bronze breast plate
Mephit-One’s Iron mail shirt, bits of skunk man fur hanging from ist rings
Black bronze greaves
Black bronze gauntlets
Adamantine Helm (forged from the blade of Diago Pastor the 53th’s Adamantine Spear) -144

Clothing:
Nick’s Cave Spider Silk Pants (wearing as Cloak)
Mephit-One’s Tail dangling from his neck (Skunk man leather headscarf)
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: dr00 on August 04, 2023, 06:12:23 pm
Ine approaches the Arena gates, this time with something he never expected... an entourage.

Meng (and the ever-present carrysack) follows a few steps behind, furtive glances towards likely escape routes.  Behind Meng come the community of gremlins that have banded their cash into the Underground Gremlin Group (UGG) to finance illict bets into Ine's wins in the Arena.  The aunts and uncles of Meng follow closely, though, as they are suspicious of Meng's tendency to publicly bet against his charge.  If things go south during the event, Meng might be face more than angry fans.

And what's this?  Shambling behind the gremlins, sensing the air furtively with their antennae, are a small collection of workers and drones from the match with Queen Regina Formicarium!  Could it be that they're attracted by some portion of the pheromones mixed with ichor that may still be mixed in with Ine's gear and weapon?  Or are they there to exact revenge for the loss of their Queen?

Ine glances behind his, nostrils flaring.  No time to show fear to non-Herd...

"Glory to the Herd!"

Ine steps into the Arena passageways, prepared for whatever the winds of Fate will bring him. 
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: aspy523 on August 04, 2023, 09:35:26 pm
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Merrygin on August 05, 2023, 01:25:03 am
Immediately after the win of Sweetteeth against Diago Pastor 53th - his team’s quarters
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Round 4
Post by: Mkhos on August 05, 2023, 06:23:36 am
DFGT VIII Round 4

Fight 4A: Ine the Impala Man vs Sharpfist the Hyena Man
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/BRzq6isN (https://pastebin.com/BRzq6isN)

Ine (managed by dr00) enters into the arena to the cheers of the crowd, with his steel long sword casually slung over one shoulder, while he waves to the other. The careful observers in the crowd note that Ine’s panoply of steel is growing, as his gauntlets and mail shirt are now made of that dependable material. But is his mind as durable as his body now is, as he stares down one of his kind’s primordial predators?

Sharpfist (managed by BecauseISaid) bounds out from his gate, snarling and yipping in apparent pleasure as he waves his new shiny blue dagger through the air. The air hums in pain as the infinitesimally sharp blade cuts through it, as Sharpfist’s eyes remain obsessively fixated on it. He’ll never have to replace his beloved companion again, now that it’s made of the best material we have to offer!

At the ring of the bell, Sharpfist’s eyes switch focus from his blade to his opponent, bounding forward while letting out a rapid series of whoops. Ine flips down his visor as Sharpfist closes in, and brings his blade around for a quick parry which knocks aside the hyena man’s first blow! Sharpfist seems undeterred and continues to swing his blade in ferocious arcs, forcing Ine backwards. The Impala man trips a little, and Sharpfist’s dagger grazes alongside the mail shirt, scratching the links, but failing to draw blood.

He seems frustrated by this failure though, and begins to attack more directly now, forcing Ine to clash blades with him as his space to dodge runs out against the rear wall. Hidden in these wild swings is a clear plan though, as sharpfists blade abruptly punches forward, and into Ine’s chest through his mail shirt. As Sharpfist rips the blade away from the hole, black organ blood begins to ooze from the wound. Ine cries out in pain, but channels his energy into a strike that cuts apart the hyena man’s left hand.

Sharpfist merely grins a toothy smile as he registers the pain, lunging forward with his dagger still clutched tiightly in his right hand, and sending it darting into Ine’s left shin. Ine collapses with a metallic clang, apparently helpless on the ground. Sharpfist lunges forward opportunistically, but merely manages to impale himself on Ine’s longsword! The Impala man still has some fight left in him folks! Sharpfist’s sacrifice merely earns him a scratch against one of Ine’s hooves, while his opponent rolls away from his strike before cutting clean through Sharpfist’s right heel tendon.

Sharpfist collapses as he lets out a whine of pain, and as he goes down, Ine’s sword arcs up, cleanly lopping off his left hand. Sharpfist once again goes for Ine’s left shin, but the predictable maneuver allows Ine to hack away at his right forearm, severing it entirely, and sending the adamantine dagger flying! Sharpfist momentarily watches his beloved fly away through the air, before he lets out a terrifying snarl, and chomps his jaws around Ine’s right forearm. The steel gauntlet’s resist the crushing pressure of his teeth though, allowing Ine to swing his arm clean through Sharpfist’s exposed neck. The crazed hyena man’s head flies through the air as it spurts a streamer of blood, finally landing next to the dagger he prized so much in life. Ine pushes the decapitated hyena man body off of him, as his support squad of gremlins and orphaned ant men gather around him to hoist him up, and help him celebrate his victory. Congratulations Ine!

Fight 4B: Horof Dreadhoof the Minotaur vs Knifin’ Around the Hoary Marmot Woman
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/F5ZQLCzN (https://pastebin.com/F5ZQLCzN)

Horof (managed by Nibudd) enters into the arena, as his lean muscles ripple under his smooth fur. Once again, there are no visible differences in Horof, but his steps seem even more measured and graceful then before. He seems to be well on his way to mastering the skill that one of the great prize fighters of our time spoke of when he said “Float like Floating Guts, sting like a giant bark scorpion”.

Knifin’ Around (managed by Rendentare) enters in a less ceremonious fashion, as she carried in on a cage, before the gates close, and the cage’s mechanism is engaged to open her door. She leaps out with a triumphant whistle, and immediately turns to face the organizer’s box while uttering a stream of what we can only assume are profanities. Sorry ma’am, but if you want to attack the owner of one of our most reputable training centers, these are the consequences!

Horof strikes first, but his axe swing fails to connect as Knifin’ around uses her small size to easily duck into the blow. When she attempts to return the favor, she finds Horof surprisingly light on his hooves, as he springs out of the way of the arc of her humming blue knife. As he lands, Horof swings around, hoping to catch his opponent off guard, but Knifin’ around springs backwards and away from the blow. As she lands, she uses the ground as a springboard, propelling herself upwards at Horof. He jerks his head out of the way, but blood still sprays from his left cheek as the adamantine knife cuts straight through it.

Horof bellows in rage, and spins around to follow the arc of the acrobatic hoary marmot woman, revealing the gaping wound into his mouth as he does so. His great axe is not far behind him, and the head cuts deeply into Knifin’ Around’s left paw as she flies away. Knifin’ Around fails to stick the landing with one paw out of commission, and is now stuck on the ground for the rest of the fight, as blood from her cut foot begins to stain the arena floor.

Horof’s great axe smashed into the arena floor as Knifin’ Around hurriedly rolls out of the way. Horof pressed his advantage, catching up with his foe as his axe cuts again into her body, carving a long cut into her left forearm. Knifin’ Around begins to scamper around desperately on the ground, her adamantine knife still firmly clutched in her remaining hand, as axe blows rain around her. As she goes through Horof’s legs, his axe chops up her tail, but the Hoary Marmot Woman continues her passage through. As she arrives on Horof’s backside, she triumphantly raises her knife, and sinks it into the small of the minotaur’s back.

Horof goes rigid, arcing in pain, as his bronze great axe clatters to the ground from his senseless fingers, and he joins it shortly after. The crowd looks expectantly at the bell, only to realize the Horof is still alive! The minotaur man thrashes his head around desperately, trying to bite and gore the suddenly dominant hoary marmot woman. Knifin’ Around begins to hack into the downed beast, and with a cut of her supernaturally sharp blade, carves straight through Horof’s skin, muscle, and ribcage, cutting his chest clean open. Congratulations Knifin’ Around, you have snatched victory from the jaws of defeat!

Fight 4C: Sweetteeth the Leech Man vs Logem Branchsyrup the Wolverine Man
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/M20iizai (https://pastebin.com/M20iizai)

Here we have perhaps one of the most anticipated showdowns of this year's tourney, folks! My colleague in charge of the betting ring assures me these two fighters represent the overwhelming majority of bets this round, split roughly 50/50 between both fighters. Lets just hope all of you aren't writing cheques you can't cash, because one of these fighters isn’t leaving this ring alive!

The fan favorite Sweetteeth (managed by Merrygin) needs no introduction, as his past victories are plain to see on his person. From Nycteris's pants, to Mephit's iron mail shirt, it's fair to say this leech man has carried a piece of his fallen foes on his person, if not inside his belly. His newest acquisition? A glistening adamantine helm, forged from the melted spear of Diago Pastor 53rd! Sweetteeth has used his ravenous hunger, and uncanny ability to shrug off wounds, to bite his way from free meal to free meal; this tourney has been nothing more than a gorey 'all you can eat buffet' for him. Judging by the buckets of drool dripping from his fanged maw, I'd say he's hungry for more!

Logem BranchSyrup (managed by kesperan) meanwhile marches into the arena menacingly, radiant in a brand new suit of steel armor. Emblazoned with the image of a maple leaf, I'm told this armor was actually a compromise, as the wolverine man wanted to graft adamantine to his bones to form an 'indestructible endoskeleton'... Whatever that means. Another one of his amnesiac mind's kooky obsessions, no doubt. As he eyes up the 'bub' before him, he munches down on one of his signature cigars, and draws his adamantine katana (scimitar). Who will win the day folks? Primal hunger, or cold steel and adamantine?   

The bell rings, and in a flash, Logem sheds first blood! Sweetteeth's right arm sails away, its black bronze armor no protection against Logem's adamantine blade. The leech man shrugs off the injury, yet a short bout of failed attacks on both sides gives way to another grievous wound; Logem slashes off Sweetteeth's left arm at the elbow! With such a spectacular performance so far, Logem could be forgiven in thinking that this match will be a cakewalk, but Sweetteeth's weapons have never been his fists, but rather his mouth. A fact he's eager to remind Logem of.

Sweetteeth surges forward, biting Logem in the torso twice in quick succession. He latches on firmly, but tastes nothing but bitter steel mail. One can't help but think of the mail as a thin tin sardine can, which is all that stands between this ravenous leech man and his next meal. The mail protects Logem from the sharp teeth, but the blunt impact of the fleshy headbutts is enough to bruise his upper body. As he wheezes, winded by the assault, Logem slashes Sweetteeth in the left arm, tearing the skin! Sweetteeth won't give up, and shakes his head to and fro, as he has many times to dispatch his prior foes, managing to tear skin beneath Logem's mail shirt!

The battle devolves into a vicious tit for tat brawl, as Sweetteeth struggles to break through Logem's armor, and Logem tries to bleed the indomitable leech man dry. Sweetteeth chomps down on Logem's right hand, lower body, and right leg, managing to tear skin and twist limbs despite their steel coverings. Logem's adamantine katana returns the favor by lashing out in a slap to the head, and a couple of stabs to the useless left arm. For all their efforts, neither side seems capable of landing a decisive blow! Logem tires, but it is Sweetteeth who is losing blood, only motivating the thirsty leech man into redoubling his efforts. Coiling back for a moment, he springs himself forward; biting Logem in the right ear! As he shakes his head, the ear collapses, and finally peels off altogether with a sickening wet rip!

As Sweetteeth indulges in the mid-fight snack, Logem merely grunts and charges forward, knocking the leech man prone in an eager attempt to avenge his disfigurement! Slapping Sweetteeth in the head with the flat of his blade, he capitalizes on the momentum with a swift stab to the gut! Desperately wounded, Sweetteeth has no choice but to attempt another assault. He's bled nearly dry; Logem's ear having not provided enough sustenance to replenish his lost vitals. He wants, no, NEEDS more blood. Forget self indulgent feasting, this is a matter of survival now. The famished leech man lunges, mouth stretched wide in a predatory rictus grin. As he sails towards the wolverine man, Logem makes a split second calculation, and swings his katana in a spectacular counter strike. The katana's reach exceeds that of Sweetteeth's teeth, and as it connects, Sweetteeth crumples to the floor; his upper body cloven asunder by his enemy's adamantine blade.

As the blood and half digested bones of Sweetteeth's past victims spill onto the arena floor, Logem spits out the bud of his stogie, which extinguishes itself in the mess of fluids at his feet. Shocked gasps lead to a furious uproar in the stands, as with this fresh victory, Logem has simultaneously earned the love and hate of the arena. Half cheer ecstatically as the wolverine man has won them a tidy sum, while the other half despair at their lost gold, and at the death of their beloved, gluttonous leech man. Congratulations Logem Branchsyrup! Your cunning steel upgrade has proven to be more than a mere tin can, and has saved you from a grisly fate!

Fight 4D: Stimraug the Armadillo Man vs Beast of Spearimpale the Minotaur
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/gUdxc1vu (https://pastebin.com/gUdxc1vu)

Fighting for a chance to be accepted by his clan once more, we have the armored armadillo man, Stimraug (managed by Stimraug)! Fresh off his victory against the winner of the heavy division battle royale, Priest Ndrog, this armored tank of a warrior has proven himself to be a resourceful and determined fighter. Choosing to reinforce his already considerable protective steel shell, Stimraug totes a brand new featherwood shield!

His opponent is Beast of Spearimpale (managed by memmet) the minotaur. The complete opposite of Stimraug, he towers over the armadillo man, having made the surprising decision to sell all his recently purchased iron armor. It seems he's placing all his hopes on additional training, and his trusty copper shield. The dichotomy between fighters is stark; armored versus unarmored, short versus tall, dagger versus shield. Who will fortune favor, and which of these extremes will carry the day?

The bell rings, and the fighters are off! Soon after, so is a fighter's limb, as Stimraug expertly slices off Spearimpale's right arm! The fighters bob and weave and charge at one another, failing to land any more hits, until once again Stimraug lands a blow; a bone chipping stab to the left hand! Alarmingly for Spearimpale, who has invested much in his shield skill, he loses his copper shield to this painful injury!

After wrenching his blade free, Stimraug suffers a horrific reversal of fortune. The minotaur gores him in the guts, though this is mercifully deflected by his steel mail shirt. The greater danger comes from a wrestling attack by Spearimpale. Awkwardly manhandling the armadillo man to the ground, Spearimpale buys himself a bit more time by briefly grabbing his foe’s steel dagger as he gets back to his feet. The play for time proves decisive, as Spearimpale leverages it to savagely kick Stimraug in the right eye, causing the entire socket to collapse in a shower of gore! The right side of his face now resembling a messy crimson crater, Stimraug falls to the ground; the force of the blow having torn something in his spine. His limbs now useless, Stimraug can do nothing to defend himself but roll into a ball and cry out in fear, as the newly one-armed Spearimpale awkwardly attempts to place wrestling holds on him.

As Stimraug remains in the safety of his armored ball, Spearimpale's barrage of wrestling moves is only occasionally abandoned in favor of frustrated bites and kicks. In his furious attempt to break Stimraug’s protective shell, Spearimpale over-exerts himself, and collapses from exhaustion, before continuing the grueling assault. But what's this? It appears as though somewhere in this deluge of unarmed strikes, Stimraugh has passed away; dead of suffocation within the comfort of his armadillo shell. As Stimraug's body goes cold, colder than the icy rains of his distant beloved homeland, Beast of Spearimpale unleashes a fell victory roar.

Congratulations to Beast of Spearimpale! Despite the loss of your treasured copper shield, you demolished your foe handily, and earned a spot in the quarter finals!

Fights 4A & 4B written by Mkhos
Fights 4C & 4D written by SlitherPapi
Title: Round 5 Upgrade Post
Post by: Mkhos on August 05, 2023, 06:28:29 am
All managers who were victorious in Round 4 will see their available amount of upgrade points to the far right of their gladiator in the spreadsheet.

Note about the algorithm: if you look at the numbers a bit closer, you can see that whenever the simple multiplication by 1.5 created a number that had something other than .5 in its decimal part, we rounded it up to the closest .5; so, .25 becomes .5 and .75 becomes 1. This was done to avoid infinite splintering of the points.

The Arena Personnel asks you to provide your upgrades as soon as possible. The deadline is the 11th of August, 12 GMT. We ask for your understanding on these matters; we need time to run and process the fights.

Please remember that your upgrades should be sent to dfgtcommittee@gmail.com. The upgrades will later be revealed via a separate post.

Good luck and go with Armok!
Title: Round 4 Betting Results
Post by: Mkhos on August 05, 2023, 06:30:24 am
Betting results can be found in the spreadsheet on the betting page. BraalBard was the richest Urist this round, walking away with 447 gold! The three most on gladiators were Logem Branchsyrup, the Beast of Spearimpale, and Sweetteeth.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10q3Qojz8f8PS7QeOnmhJ5Xi5ph5lDB_ASTOtj8jnCeY/edit?usp=sharing (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10q3Qojz8f8PS7QeOnmhJ5Xi5ph5lDB_ASTOtj8jnCeY/edit?usp=sharing)

Round 3 betting opens now, and will be open until the 4th of August, 20 GMT. Feel free to participate even if you did not last round. Rules are here:



Betting Run by Nekkowe
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Salmeuk on August 05, 2023, 06:53:42 am
NICE. CONGRATS TO KNIFIN' AROUND. YOU GO GIRL
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: kesperan on August 05, 2023, 06:58:09 am
How many upgrade points does a minotaur get?

The "races" page of the spreadsheet says 130 points (size 220) because a Queen Antman gets 135 points (size 200) and a polar bear man gets 125 points (size 235).

The spreadsheet has Horof Dreadhoof with 130 points and Beast of Spearimpale with 135 points - which one is correct?

It certainly looks like Beast of Spearimpale has had an advantage every round...
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Nekkowe on August 05, 2023, 07:44:16 am
The spreadsheet has Horof Dreadhoof with 130 points and Beast of Spearimpale with 135 points - which one is correct?

Per Mkhos, the Beast of Spearimpale's points have now been corrected to 130!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Headless on August 05, 2023, 02:27:14 pm
I'm 0 for 3 with 12 coins left.  Bad luck I say bad luck.
Who wants to pay me not to bet on your fighter?
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: kesperan on August 05, 2023, 03:20:10 pm
Logem winced as the necromancer/surgeons reattached his mangled ear, still dripping with leech drool. He clenched his jaw involuntarily as the last suture went in, puffing a cloud of cigar smoke in the necromancer's face.

He thumbed the leech man's dented adamatium helm in his calloused hands. The bugger had put up quite a fight.

This next fella was a minotaur. Big dude, naked, only wields a copper shield. Logem shrugged. They all die the same way.

367 gold on Logem Branchsyrup, hero of The Northern Confederacy.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Stimraug on August 06, 2023, 05:49:40 am
Funny fight vs. Beast with how the armadillo man was able to showcase his shell.

Also again just laughable to see a level 2 kicker (time and time again) get through vastly higher skill levels in defense and score critical hits. I'm beginning to wonder if the default semimegabeast skill levels are just added on top of the testing arena skill settings.

On top of this the admins have given the beast extra points every round, which have compounded into further increases as apparently one doesn't even need skill upgrades to land singular match-ending hits.

But atleast the fights had character and the writing is top notch, really excited for logem finishing off the leech man, another unbalanced creature with missing body parts and self-healing attacks. Can't wait to see the rest, good luck to the fighters.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Stimraug on August 06, 2023, 06:07:05 am
Could someone with the knowhow actually use dwarf therapist in the testing arena and see if creatures with default skills in the raws preserve those skills on top of skill boosts given in the testing grounds creature menu? Thanks.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: kesperan on August 06, 2023, 06:11:29 am
I don’t think the extra 5 points per round gave the Beast a significant advantage, but I’d understand why you’d be annoyed. The size advantage is what made the difference there. One punch or kick to the head will tear your spinal cord.

The Minotaur had all his natural skills removed in the edited RAWs which is easy to do if you want to test some builds in arena mode.

And in the end the leech man had a weakness. He couldn’t drink blood through armour. Everyone has a weakness…
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Rumrusher on August 06, 2023, 10:56:31 am
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Salmeuk on August 06, 2023, 01:22:32 pm
wow what a cute concept :3 I'd pay to listen to a live commentary of a hosted tourney haha
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: memmet on August 07, 2023, 10:57:55 am
The spreadsheet has Horof Dreadhoof with 130 points and Beast of Spearimpale with 135 points - which one is correct?

Per Mkhos, the Beast of Spearimpale's points have now been corrected to 130!

Beast of Spearimpale had 135 because of the 5 unused points from Round 4, isn't that right? Horof used all points before Round 4.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: kesperan on August 07, 2023, 11:47:50 am
The spreadsheet has Horof Dreadhoof with 130 points and Beast of Spearimpale with 135 points - which one is correct?

Per Mkhos, the Beast of Spearimpale's points have now been corrected to 130!

Beast of Spearimpale had 135 because of the 5 unused points from Round 4, isn't that right? Horof used all points before Round 4.

It isn't your fault, but you were given too many points, every single round. Minotaurs should have 130, and you were given 135 by mistake. That has a compound effect and meant that you had significantly more points for the last round than you should have. (You might not have won that fight at all had the points been accurate.)

Round 1      130 points, spent 127, 3 remaining
Round 2      Should have 134.5, actually given 139.5, spent 104, remaining 35.5 (should have been 30.5)
Round 3      Should have 176, actually given 188, spent 144, remaining 44 (should have been 32)
Round 4      Should have 178, actually given 201, spent 196, remaining 5 (should be -18)
Round 5      Should have 130 (or 112), actually given 142.5

The management have decided not to redo the last round and instead have reset your points to 130. Does that make sense?
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: memmet on August 07, 2023, 02:13:27 pm
Does that make sense?
Yes, I understand now. Thank you for the explanation, Kesperan!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Stimraug on August 08, 2023, 03:11:57 am
I don’t think the extra 5 points per round gave the Beast a significant advantage, but I’d understand why you’d be annoyed. The size advantage is what made the difference there. One punch or kick to the head will tear your spinal cord.

The Minotaur had all his natural skills removed in the edited RAWs which is easy to do if you want to test some builds in arena mode.

And in the end the leech man had a weakness. He couldn’t drink blood through armour. Everyone has a weakness…

5 extra unspent points per round for 4 rounds compounding equates to many extra points for the latest round, that's several skill levels, definitely significant.

Indeed, critical hits can happen and we all sign up for RNG :) it's just that the beast has consistently almost or actually one-shot his opponents with lvl 2 skill, which is almost untrained.

Yeah, the RAWs were altered which made me so puzzled about the lvl 2 attacks bypassing lvl 7-9 dodging and shielding in the first place for several fights. Not to mention the pain penalties of having his arm cut off etc. other wounds.

Indeed, not being able to damage an enemy is a weakness which everyone may have.

My salt here originates from several admin errors, and the fact that if the Beast wins, I can't be 100% happy for him, knowing that a semimegabeast-sized enemy was also given extra help by admins to do so. But oh well, there's a lot of positive to focus on too, I guess.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Rumrusher on August 08, 2023, 08:44:34 am
Went back and checked the tapes logs.... the few things that could stop dodging from working is if the dodger gets tired, so the beast held out the longest from bleeding out to stack on a bunch of whiff attacks that force Stimraug to dodge a bunch which probably led to a moment where the body grown too exhausted to keep it going thus the dodge skill dropped a bit(if I remember half?) until the grabs started happening which also prevents dodging so beast with like upgrade to 4 wrestler and some dodging could probably keep up the assault on someone who got the skill debuff from being exhausted.
Or this one faint practitioner of kisat dur opinions on how this fight went down. like whole bunch of dodging did happen at the start of the round but it doesn't last forever.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: memmet on August 08, 2023, 01:25:47 pm
Woe! Scandal! The release of an article in a certain dwarven newspaper has led to the sudden disappearance of the Beast's dwarven manager. His beard, though long, could not save him from the evidence of treachery. Few have asked where he has gone.

To the shock and horror of many a sheltered mountain dwarf, the Beast itself emerges today from the gladiators' quarters, gold in hand, and bets everything - on itself, of course! One wonders if the game has not been rigged all along.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: kesperan on August 08, 2023, 02:42:19 pm
Good luck, you're gonna need it, bub! - Logem.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Rendentare on August 08, 2023, 08:44:55 pm
The semi-finals.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"Double 91 is 182," the human woman mutters to herself, "Double that and that's only one hammer strike. Better than two. 91 Gold on Knifin' Around!"
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Bralbaard on August 09, 2023, 02:35:01 am
The signs were there the last round, the age of the minotaurs is over. The smaller contestants that have invested in equipment and training now have the advantage over brute, dumb force. 470 gold on Logem!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: kesperan on August 09, 2023, 04:40:44 am
 :o
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Nekkowe on August 09, 2023, 06:17:09 am
470 gold on Logem!
Goodness gracious, there's our new record highest bet of the tournament once more - and with that, Logem vs. Beast already has Logem vs. Sweetteeth beat. And in just three bets!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Warzagg on August 09, 2023, 09:20:23 am
Here here! The Committee gladly adds to the pile, and bets every gold piece it has on Logem.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: kesperan on August 09, 2023, 12:07:53 pm
* sweats nervously *

H...how much is bet on Logem now?
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Bralbaard on August 09, 2023, 12:50:16 pm
A lot of gold, it is very important that you win this. People could, you know, hire a necromancer to arrange a post mortem 'meeting' in the case of failure.

I would not have the funds to do so in such a case, but well, it's always good to warn your friends when they are in danger.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Nekkowe on August 09, 2023, 03:12:14 pm
* sweats nervously *

H...how much is bet on Logem now?

That'd be 892☼ so far, with 343☼ on the Beast of Spearimpale and 91☼ on Knifin' Around. But the deadline's still a while off, so there's yet room for more!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: DeKaFu on August 10, 2023, 09:35:31 am
Can't believe Sweetteeth ate my bat man and my money.

Oh well, I'm gonna toss 100 gold on Knifin' Around.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: dr00 on August 11, 2023, 12:37:56 pm
Meng, slipping between shadows to avoid the gaze of any relatives, places 30 gold of his own gold on Ine.   What *UGG* has placed in the backroom betting parlors is anyone guess. 
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Nekkowe on August 11, 2023, 02:58:30 pm
Bets for the semifinals are now closed!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Nekkowe on August 11, 2023, 04:29:48 pm
And just like last round (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8492506#msg8492506), it's time for some statistics about the bets to tide you over until the results!

- - -

This round, a total of 1456 gold (up from last round's 1442☼) in were bet on the four remaining gladiators, with each gladiator receiving at least one bet.

Logem Branchsyrup (892☼ up from 747☼ last round) and the Beast of Spearimpale (343☼ up from 309☼ last round) once again find themselves in first and second place, followed by Knifin' Around (191☼)!

As in each round before, we see a new highest tournament-wide bet - of 470 bucks, once again placed by Bralbaard, once again on Logem Branchsyrup.
But the stakes are rising all around - the average bet this round is 208☼ flat, almost double the previous round's, but even the (less outlier-affected) median bet at 100☼ is our highest yet!

Four of our seven bets focus on the star match of the semifinals - 5B, Logem Branchsyrup vs. The Beast of Spearimpale.
Much like in the quarterfinals, this match sets both a new record as the single match with the highest stakes (a total of 1235☼, up from Logem vs. Sweetteeth's total of 1001☼) and a new record for most bets placed on a single gladiator in one match (the aforementioned 892☼ placed on Logem).

- - -

As the arena heats up and our competitors are pared down, so too do things heat up at the bookie's office.
By the end of the quarterfinals, 9 out of our 50 bettors had gone bust, and a further 19 had fallen below their 100☼ starting funds.
Of course, new bettors are still welcome in the finals to follow!

But for our semifinals, while the Round 5 matches have yet to kick off, one thing is already plain:
Of our seven bettors this round, five have opted to (either fully or just about) go all-in on their candidate.
We could see as few as three of them remain - but as some of their chosen fighters are at odds, we're certain to see no less than one go bust.

- - -

Who remains in the running, both among the gladiators and the bettors?

Who overplayed their hand, and who can still claw their way back - be it at the betting table or in the eventual Losers' Battle Royale?

As we await the outcome of the semifinals with bated breath, all the best of luck to our gladiators and their managers!

Title: Round 5 Upgrade Reveal Post
Post by: Mkhos on August 11, 2023, 04:38:10 pm
Knifin' Around:
Never before had the human taken such keen interest in her training. She brought three silver shields to the chambers, all polished to a reflective shine.

“When you aren’t in the gym, you will practice with these,” said the human, “it is called shadow boxing.”

The marmot woman’s hand clenched the pommel of her blade. If it were not for the sliver of discipline she possessed, the human would be in pieces for what she did.  She sliced the first shield in twain with a contemptuous flick of her blade.

“No. No don’t slice them. Look, you can watch your movements. See your weaknesses. Learn to fight better.”

The marmot woman turned to her reflections in the shields.

Fight better.
        Yes, good.

Knifin’ Around.
        The Feared One.

She took a stance, her blue blade now facing two others.
        Opponents that had come with her, who wanted the same as her.

She took an experimental swipe.
        Saw an opening on her flank.

Plunges the blade forward.
        Twists back to deflect.

As she practiced she saw the human smiling in the reflection.
She swore to herself she would never lose her knife again.

I

AM

THE

KNIFE!


Knifin’ Around   249.5 pts

Expert Fighter -> Accomplished Fighter -57 pts
Great Knife User -> High Master Knife User -125 pts
Accomplished Dodger -> Great Dodger -55 pts
237 points spent, 12.5 points remain

Ine:
Hopefully Meng can get it right with the Arena management this time.

Ine Semifinal Pool: 227.5

Professional Swordsman to Master Swordsman - 165
Adept Dodger to Expert Dodger - 40
Proficient Observer to Talented Observer - 18

Ine Points Spend: 223

Beast of Spearimpale:
bay12 user: memmet
Points: 130

Copper shield (-0)

Fighter 8 (-0)
Biter 2 (-0)
Kicker 2 (-0)
Wrestler 4>7 (-72)
Misc. Obj. User 2 (-0)
Armor User 3 (-0)
Dodger 3>4 (-20)
Observer 5>6 (-18)
Shield User 8 (-0)
Discipline 3>4 (-12)

Points remaining: 8

Logem Branchsyrup:
Logem had watched the huge minotaur with interest. How could a beast so large and lumbering, and armed with only a shield have come so far in a tournament such as this?
He absent mindedly scratched at his still healing ear.
Brawn, he guessed. One hook from that meaty fist and he was a goner. He lit another stogie and shouted to the quartermaster.

"Hey, bub, where's the gym?"

Round 5 (275 points)

Professional to Accomplished Swordwolverine -50
Professional to Master Dodger -165

Remaining 60
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Eris235 on August 11, 2023, 04:46:52 pm
Spoiler: art of semifinals (click to show/hide)

Finished this up the minute upgrades dropped. Which, good news is the equipment is already right, so its actually fully accurate for once!

Good luck to our brave competitors!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Nekkowe on August 11, 2023, 04:48:07 pm
Oooohhh, amazing work as always! :0
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: dr00 on August 11, 2023, 05:26:12 pm
Spoiler: Do or Die (click to show/hide)
Title: Round 5
Post by: Mkhos on August 12, 2023, 05:41:27 am
DFGT VIII Round 5

Fight 5A: Ine the Impala Man vs Knifin’ Around the Hoary Marmot Woman
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/xJkmcr3h (https://pastebin.com/xJkmcr3h)

Knifin’ Around (managed by Rendentare) enters into the arena, as she has done 4 times before. But unlike those previous times, she seems…different. No longer is her gaze fixed on her shining blue knife, nor does she grumble and pace. Now, the hoary marmot woman is focused, steady, and resolved on her task of killing. Best of luck to her!

Ine (managed by dr00) paces in next, to the cheers and toots of a small band of gremlins. He’s been fighting from day 1 for a place of prestige in his herd. It's safe to say by his loyal posse of gremlin supporters, and the roars of approval from the stands, that he has carved out a bloody place of honor in this tournament if nothing else. Still clad in a mixture of steel and copper armor, our impala man twirls his signature steel longsword with the graceful panache that can only come from a master of his trade. Will this next match be his masterpiece, the fruits of the sweat and blood poured into his training, or will he falter?

Ine and Knifin’ Around charge towards one another, with Knifin’ Around uncharacteristically silent. Ine swings with his steel long sword for Knifin’ Around’s head, but she easily jumps away, before darting back in to stab at his belly. The blue blade of the adamantine knife easily punches through the impala man’s copper greaves and steel mail shirt, but Ine pulls away from the blow before it can penetrate much further.  The crowd moans in disappointment at the lack of blood, and Ine, determined not to put on a poor show, throws himself into another swing.

Knifin’ Around merely repeats her performance from last time, leaping away from the steely strike, before reversing her momentum and stabbing Ine in the chest. Another hole punched into his mail, but another quick pull-away from Ine disappoints both Knifin’ Around! The hoary marmot woman bares her teeth in visible frustration, before lunging in as a brown-blue blur again! Her knife catches on Ine’s steel long sword, pushing it away as she winds around him, and stabs deep into his right shoulder! With a vicious yank, she carves a deep gash into his arm, shedding first blood, to the wild cheers of the crowd!

Ine swings around with his sword, as his right arm now dangles limply, desperate to deal a wound on the hoary marmot woman before she gets too far ahead of him. But Knifin’ Around merely ducks beneath the blow, before stabbing deep into her opponent’s left thigh. Ine cries out in pain as his leg buckles beneath him. The blow also seems to have been one too many for his steel mail shirt as well, as the shining garment sloughs off of him in ribbons of tattered mail!

Knifin’ Around quickly takes advantage of this fact, stabbing her dagger deep into Ine’s chest. As she tears it free, bright red blood gouts out from the wound and runs down the impala man’s furred chest Ine attempts to swing again at her, but she casually blocks it again, before sinking her dagger into his right thigh this time, making sure that Ine stays down. Knifin’ Around seems to enjoy the dominant she holds over her foe, batting at his mangled arm with her claws, before chomping down on it with her long teeth. As she amuses herself though, Ine is still in this fight. With a shining sweep of his sword, Knifin’ Around suddenly finds herself on the ground in a puddle of both her and Ine’s blood, as the vital fluid pumps from the stump of her right knee!

Realizing her peril, the calm, cool expression previously on Knifin’ Around’s face shatters, as she unleashes a piercing whistle and her eyes go wild in rage! Her knife slashes madly, cutting clean through one of Ine’s boots to chop off one of his hooves, but in doing so, she completely abandons her defense. The Impala Man makes her pay for her mistake, as his sword slices clean through her abdomen, spilling her guts around her! This is a close one folks, it’s now a race to see which gladiator will be drunk dry by the Armok-blessed stones of our arena first!

Knifin’ Around seems determined that it won’t be her though, as she once again jams her dagger into Ine’s weak right side. The dagger cuts through skin, muscle, and bone to the lung beneath, and Ine’s eye’s go wide in pain before he collapses in pain into the puddle of blood that now surrounds both gladiators. Clambering over her own guts, Knifin’ Around hacks and stabs away at Ine’s exposed chest, rendering it into a bloody mess. As Ine finally goes limp under Knifin’ Around’s ministrations, the bell rings to signal her victory. Congratulations to the murderous marmot woman!

Fight 5B: The Minotaur the Beast of Spearimpale vs Logem Branchsyrup the Wolverine Man
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/LyVLfBaP (https://pastebin.com/LyVLfBaP)

Logem Branchsyrup (managed by kesperan) emerges from his gate, waving his gleaming blue katana to the cheering crowd. The squat wolverine man seems light as a feather on his feet, even clad in his suit of steel armor. It looks like his time in our most exquisite of danger rooms has done well by him. Hopefully no body parts will get torn off in this fight, unlike against that infernal leech man!

The Beast of Spearimpale (managed by memmet) enters to a more subdued crowd. By hoof,  hand, or shield, 4 promising gladiators have all been placed into their graves by this mysterious monster. Yet whispers of foul magic abound around it, as some wonder whether so brutish a creature could naturally be capable of such astounding feats of skill… Personally, he’ll need some kind of magic to deal with Logem’s blade!

And away they go folks! Oof, looks like the Beast is already off to a rough start. Logem carves his blade clean through the Beast’s right knee, completely severing the lower leg, and sending him to ground as blood spurts from his arteries. The Beast of Spearimpale attempts to leverage this motion into a decisive kick, but Logem merely leans away, before hamstringing the backside of the flying leg, leaving the Beast to sit in a rapidly growing pool of his own blood.

The Beast’s advance continues, as he lashes out with a right jap, but once again, Logem takes advantage of the proffered limb, hacking deep into the meat of the right upper arm, and while not severing it completely, his efforts are rewarded with another spray of bright red arterial blood. Logem swiftly pulls out his embedded blade, ducking under the Beast’s gouging horns, and springs upwards, bringing his blade clean through the minotaur’s left elbow. The maimed creature howls in agony as its beloved copped shield and slightly less loved left forearm drop to the ground to join its right shin.

Nevertheless, the Beast finds the strength to launch itself up off the ground, and grabbing Logem’s protruding right ear (those close enough to the arena can hear a muffled shout of “Not the ear!” over the roar of the crowd) into it’s left armpit, forces the wolverine man to the ground. Logem flails against this humiliation, as his helmed head is forced underneath the minotaur armpit. His flailing sword sinks into the Beasts head with a crunch, and the determined wolverine man manages to wriggle free from the bloodsoaked hold.

Amazingly though, the Beast of Spearimpale is still going, even as blood begins to flow from the adamantine blow to its head! As Logem pulls out his sword from the Beast’s thick skull, the minotaur hooks it’s remaining leg around Logem’s left foot, and pulls him to the blood-slicked ground. Logem quickly regains his footing though, and with a ferocious snarl, sends his sword singing through the Beast’s throat.

With a gargle, the Beast of Spearimpale collapses to the ground. The crowd looks to the bell, but in a moment, they realize the Beast is still snorting in rage, and tossing it’s horns, attempting to catch Logem on them. Minotaurs are certainly made of stern stuff folks! Nevertheless, Logem quickly brings the fight to an end, hacking and stabbing away at the Minotaur’s chest, before one particularly vicious cut that slices through the Beast of Spearimpale’s right side finally causes it to collapse. Congratulations Logem, you have truly honored Armok with your bloodshed today!

Fight 5A by Mkhos and Slitherpapi
Fight 5B by Mkhos

P.S. Sometime before the finale, there will be a Loser's Battle Royale where all deceased gladiators will fight one last time.
Title: Finale Upgrades
Post by: Mkhos on August 12, 2023, 05:43:52 am
All managers who were victorious in Round 5 will see their available amount of upgrade points to the far right of their gladiator in the spreadsheet. Please note that this is the last upgrade gladiators will get, as they fight both the finale, and for the championship of the arena.

Note about the algorithm: if you look at the numbers a bit closer, you can see that whenever the simple multiplication by 1.5 created a number that had something other than .5 in its decimal part, we rounded it up to the closest .5; so, .25 becomes .5 and .75 becomes 1. This was done to avoid infinite splintering of the points.

The Arena Personnel asks you to provide your upgrades as soon as possible. The deadline is the 18th of August, 12 GMT. We ask for your understanding on these matters; we need time to run and process the fights.

Please remember that your upgrades should be sent to dfgtcommittee@gmail.com. The upgrades will later be revealed via a separate post.

Good luck and go with Armok!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Mkhos on August 12, 2023, 05:46:02 am
Betting results can be found in the spreadsheet on the betting page. BraalBard was the richest Urist this round, walking away with 650 gold! The three most on gladiators were Logem Branchsyrup, the Beast of Spearimpale, and Knifing' Around.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10q3Qojz8f8PS7QeOnmhJ5Xi5ph5lDB_ASTOtj8jnCeY/edit?usp=sharing (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10q3Qojz8f8PS7QeOnmhJ5Xi5ph5lDB_ASTOtj8jnCeY/edit?usp=sharing)

Finale betting opens now, and will be open until the 18th of August, 20 GMT. Feel free to participate even if you did not last round. Rules are here:



Betting Run by Nekkowe
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Warzagg on August 12, 2023, 07:31:23 am
Huzzah! Three cheers for Logem! The Committee just knew he wouldn't let them down. It's always wise to stay on the good side of necromancers.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: memmet on August 14, 2023, 01:15:27 pm
Wooooo! A blaze (or puddle) of glory for the Beast. Thanks for putting on this event, everybody. I have enjoyed the hype.
memmet
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: kesperan on August 14, 2023, 02:13:14 pm
Wooooo! A blaze (or puddle) of glory for the Beast. Thanks for putting on this event, everybody. I have enjoyed the hype.
memmet

You did really well to get so far with such a unique build! All it would have taken is for one blow to hit my little guy in the head and you would have torn his spine. Logem got the lucky first strike and it was all down hill from there for the Beast.

And now to the final.... I have a couple of ideas on how to spec Logem for the final with 330 points to spend. Time to get testing in the arena!



And in other news - I would like to back my boy to win the trophy!

501 gold on Logem Branchsyrup the Wolverine Man.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Warzagg on August 15, 2023, 06:08:24 am
The Committee has full faith in their chosen stogie-chomping champion. Once again, they bet every last coin on Logem.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Rendentare on August 15, 2023, 07:33:49 pm
Before the Final

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: DeKaFu on August 15, 2023, 07:39:59 pm
Well, it's time to go all in, I suppose.

All my remaining gold (175) on Knifin' Around!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: kesperan on August 16, 2023, 05:09:20 am
Before the Final

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Sinister. It's going to be one hell of a close fight. May the best warrior win!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Quantum Drop on August 16, 2023, 07:21:29 am
All in on Logem.
Title: Loser's Battle Royal
Post by: Mkhos on August 16, 2023, 04:52:22 pm
Loser's Battle Royale

Welcome one and all to the Loser’s Battle Royale! In this free for all bloodbath, every fighter who has fallen during the course of this tournament so far will be given one final shot to score some kills, settle some grudges, and maybe even walk out of this arena with a second chance at life! With their skills and equipment reset to their entry level builds, these 73 warriors of all shapes and sizes just need a little dark magic to get them going again. On that note, necromancers, chant your mystical mumbo jumbo and get this show on the road! Take it away fellas!

“Gladiators, rise once more
Make some murder, spill some gore
Stoke your rage, renew your grudge
One sole victor, we’ll adjudge 
Bellow warcries dark and fell
‘Tis your chance to cheat death’s knell
Hurry now, the crowds await
Your last chance to change your fate
Quickly, get over your shock
Win or lose, you serve Armok!”


Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/KJmHfCPZ (https://pastebin.com/KJmHfCPZ)

-141. Gromp Gromp's head is caved in by Doft's silver war hammer.
-789. Mr. T's head is crushed by Urist McGladiator IV's iron war hammer.
-870. Athra Acikadis (Clawclosed)'s neck is stabbed off by Blood Sucky Stabby's iron spear.
-872. Doft's head is cloven asunder by Cupuacu's iron short sword.
-1110. El Escarabajo Carmesí is decapitated by Beardbeard the Bearded Beard of Beards's iron dagger.
-1163. Skitterleap's neck is stabbed by Kligus's obsidian short sword and the severed part sails off.
-1278. Zeps dies by slamming into the ground, after Cupuacu cleaves his lower body asunder with his iron short sword.
-1288. Yetti Soon To Become Spaghetti is decapitated by Malchus's iron halberd.
-1308. Beast of Spearimpale's head is crushed by Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV's silver war hammer.   
-1480. Carabella the Fast's upper body is cloven asunder by Beardbeard the Bearded Beard of Beards's iron dagger.   
-1593. Ozordur bleeds to death after being bitten in the right arm by Massive Mike.
-1594. Ruÿava Alanaeyila is stabbed in the neck by Kligus's obsidian short sword and the severed part sails off in an arc. 
-1742. Priest Ndrog bleeds to death, stabbed in the gut by Peekot's oaken spear.
-1803. Wine is beheaded by Gunch Lord's adamantine dagger.
-1895. Stimraug's upper body is cloven asunder by Malchus's iron halberd.
-1990. Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV is beheaded by Ine's copper longsword.
-2013. Logan's upper body and spine are cloven asunder by James "Mephit-One" Misayuki's iron short sword.
-2059. Corvid's lower body is cloven asunder by Kligus's obsidian short sword.
-2150. Sharpfist's upper body and spine are cloven asunder by Cupuacu's iron short sword.
-2176. Borberrorb the Thirsty bleeds to death after being gored in the right foot by Horof DreadHoof.
-2180. Massive Mike is beheaded by Cackling Jack's iron two-handed sword.
-2210. Marmota Monax is cut in half by Kill's steel battle axe.
-2377. Estu Amazon's neck is severed by Evil Death Roll's iron battle axe.
-2438. Blood Sucky Stabby bleeds to death, having been scratched in the right arm by Ligir Dustband.
-2442. Clunk the Hunk bleeds to death after losing his left arm to Cackling Jack's iron two-handed sword.
-2466. Beardbeard the Bearded Beard of Beards stabbed in the head by Frunkus's bronze dagger.
-2522. Oogway bleeds to death, having been stabbed in the upper body by Gunch Lord's adamantine dagger.
-2570. Faurine Lethiramí is decapitated by Cupuacu's iron short sword.
-2621. Horof DreadHoof bleeds to death after being stabbed in the upper body by Squirtplank's iron scimitar.   
-2622. Munke The Gorilla Guerilla’s brain is torn by Diago Pastor 53rd's steel spear. 
-2667. Peekot is beheaded by Evil Death Roll's iron battle axe.
-2703. Squirtplank is decapitated by Bughead's iron spear.
-2780. Cupuacu is beheaded by Canxio's steel battle axe.
-2800. Bruis wægn bleeds to death after being bitten in the left arm by Boofy.
-2859. She Who Is Grey is stabbed in the head by Borgol Bargestone's iron spear.   
-2934. Butcher Bart bleeds to death after losing his right leg to Cackling Jack's iron two-handed sword.
-2935. Nycteris "Nick" Nana's head is cloven asunder by Madame Spots's iron spear.
-3014. Joanna D’Grandsknecht is beheaded by Cackling Jack's iron two-handed sword.
-3099. Cat-GPT The Tiger Terminator bleeds to death, bitten by Queen Regina Formicarium.
-3126. Slappybara is beheaded by Ligir Dustband's iron short sword.
-3212. Nostrotortoise bleeds to death, after his lower body is slashed by Nijinsky's iron short sword.
-3353. Kligus is bisected by Parmesan Dorothy Grimsley Rigmarole's copper halberd. 
-3405. Sweetteeth's upper body is cloven asunder by James "Mephit-One" Misayuki's iron longsword.
-3409. Malchus is decapitated by Cackling Jack's iron two-handed sword.
-3444. Bughead bleeds to death after Diago Pastor 53rd severs his 2nd right hand with his steel spear.
-3480. Agea Velites su Theramachea bleeds to death after being stabbed in the leg by Borgol Bargestone's iron spear. 
-3561. Osouf Amir is decapitated by Nijinsky's iron short sword.
-3632. Kill bleeds to death after Ligir Dustband's iron short sword slashes his third finger, right hand.
-3704. Queen Regina Formicarium bleeds to death after her right leg is smashed into an unrecognizable mass by Borgol Bagestone.
-3786. Rasgrid The Bard bleeds to death after being stabbed in the right lung by Gunch Lord's adamantine dagger.
-3857. Evil Death Roll stabbed in the head by The Silent Slicer's copper short sword.
-3923. Madame Spots's head is caved in by Urist McGladiator IV's iron warhammer. 
-4006. Prickle Rick's skull is struck by Boofy's platinum pick.
-4022. Sylvia Welernay is stabbed in the head by Diago Pastor 53rd's steel spear.
-4053. Zglbrk The unbreakable's lower body is severed from the rest of him by Ligir Dustband's iron short sword. 
-4225. Nijinsky is stabbed in the head by Gunch Lord's adamantine dagger.
-4296. Diago Pastor 53rd is bisected by Ligir Dustband's iron short sword.
-4311. James "Mephit-One" Misayuki's head is punctured by Boofy's platinum pick.
-4358. Urist McGladiator IV's head is cloven asunder by Frunkus's bronze dagger.
-4367. Canxio's head is cloven asunder by Just A Bird Man Without A Bird Plan's silver scourge.
-4424. Lêrush Idar is beheaded by Cackling Jack's iron two-handed sword. 
-4441. Tirin UmeJal "Furfoot"'s upper body collapses in a lump of gore under Morris Sr's punch.
-4454. Morris Sr is stabbed in the head by the Gunch Lord's adamantine dagger, tearing apart the brain. 
-4543. Borgol Bargestone bleeds to death after being stabbed in the head by The Silent Slicer's copper short sword.
-4603. Just A Bird Man Without A Bird Plan is decapitated by Ligir Dustband's iron short sword.
-4621. Frunkus dies after losing his left leg to Gunch Lord's adamantine dagger.
-4655. Ligir Dustband is decapitated by Cackling Jack's iron two-handed sword.
-4760. Cackling Jack is cut in half at the waist by Gunch Lord's adamantine dagger.
-4840. Gunch Lord bleeds to death, after his left upper arm is sliced by The Silent Slicer's copper short sword.
-4860. Boofy bleeds to death after losing several limbs to The Silent Slicer's copper short swords.
-4872. Parmesan Dorothy Grimsley Rigmarole bleeds to death, after Ine slashes her in the head with his copper longsword.

Ine sucks in ragged breaths through a mouthful of shattered teeth, and torn neck. Though he sports a few nasty injuries, his bigger worry is how exhausted he is after his lengthy duel with Parmesan Dorothy Grimsley Rigmarole. He fought for prestige among the dwarves, and came so close until Knifin’ Around slew him in the Quarter Finals. Now only one remains between him and the prestige of being the winner of this battle royale.

The Silent Slicer hobbles into the southern end of the arena, missing a leg, and limbs stinging from where her chitin is damaged. She perished in round 2 of the tournament at the hands of The Beast of Spearimpale. Now he lies dead, and she has a shot at living once more. Her final foe sports copper armor, but she’s already put a stop to the Gunch Lord’s rampage in this battle royale… What’s one more kill to secure total victory? Twirling her twin copper short swords in excitement, this plucky gladiator eyes the impala man’s unprotected legs, and charges.   

-4903. The Silent Slicer finally bleeds to death, after her right lower leg is stabbed by Ine's copper longsword.

Ine stands victorious, his last duel having earned him a collapsed ear, mangled legs, and more nasty bruises. Leaving The Silent Slicer behind after a moment of contemplation, our bleeding impala man can only muster the strength to drag his exhausted, battered body away from this charnel pit of an arena. Despite all the odds, his humble copper armor, skill at arms, and a bit of blind luck have given him the luxury of living to fight another day. As his eyes seem to settle at last on his posse of adoring fans, one wonders if this impala man’s fighting days are behind him? Or will the prestige of winning the battle royale not sate this warrior’s hunger for glory? Time will tell… 

Congratulations to Ine on being the last fighter standing in this year’s battle royale! More congratulations are in order for Cackling Jack and Gunch Lord, who are tied in having the highest kill tally of this battle. As for the rest, you’ve all done Armok proud by fighting to the bitter, bloody end once again! 

Arena at beginning:
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856905443216195614/1141436205813207120/DFGTVIIIBRBefore.png)

Arena at the end:
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856905443216195614/1141436239841599609/DFGTVIIIBRAfter.png)

FINAL KILL TALLY

1 Kill
Queen Regina Formicarium, Squirtplank, Horof DreadHoof, Bughead, Just A Bird Man Without A Bird Plan, Doft, Massive Mike, Madame Spots, Parmesan Dorothy Grimsley Rigmarole, Morris Sr, Kill, Carlston Crabington Crabsworthy IV, Canxio, Peekot, & Blood Sucky Stabby.

2 Kills
Frunkus, James "Mephit-One" Misayuki, Malchus, Nijinsky, Evil Death Roll, Beardbeard the Bearded Beard of Beards, & Urist McGladiator IV.

3 Kills
Borgol Bargestone, Diago Pastor 53rd, Kligus, Boofy, & Ine.

4 Kills
Cupuaçu & The Silent Slicer.

6 Kills
Ligir Dustband.

7 Kills
Cackling Jack & Gunch Lord.

Run and written up by SlitherPapi
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Warzagg on August 16, 2023, 06:04:58 pm
Holy cow! That brings Jack up to 8 kills in the tournament, most of them decapitations. Not bad for a hyena man who died in his first fight. All glory to Ine! He's proven himself and earned his victory.

Also, it's crazy that Jack and Malchus always went straight for each other. A lion man and a hyena man as sworn enemies, how fitting.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: dr00 on August 16, 2023, 06:23:50 pm
Meng posts the remaining 29 gold in his sack on Knifin' Around, and slinks off to the shadows to avoid the gaze of UGG.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Rendentare on August 17, 2023, 08:33:53 pm
“Did you know that Knifin Around is the second of the order Rodentia to ever make it to the finals?” The human woman asked loudly, “There’ve been plenty of Carnivora and Squatmata. There have also been a few Testudines. But there was only one Rodenita before, his name was Sliver. I’m placing this bet for Sliver. For Sliver and for all the Rodentia who have come to this arena whether they be rat or marmot or capybara.”
“You can only place bets for active gladiators, ma’am.” Said the clerk.
“114 GOLD on Knifin’ Around.”
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Bralbaard on August 18, 2023, 07:07:32 am
500 gold on Logem! That should still leave me a slight profit, even if the dice fall the other way.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Nekkowe on August 18, 2023, 03:10:59 pm
Bets for Round 6 are now closed (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8493839#msg8493839)!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: voliol on August 18, 2023, 03:16:00 pm
Wait, the finals are soon?! PTW
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Nekkowe on August 18, 2023, 03:45:25 pm
Stats time once again! (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=181766.msg8493737#msg8493737)

We're seeing many trends continue - this round, a total of seven bets were placed once again, totalling 1565☼ up from last round's 1456☼.
There's only one match to keep your eye on this time, fittingly crowning the finale as the highest-stakes match across the entire tournament!

Our finalists are Logem Branchsyrup (1247☼) and Knifin' Around (318☼).
Looking just at the sheer amount of funds poured into the respective betting totals, one might think there's a very clear favourite here - but the number of individual bets is spread as evenly as it gets, 4-3.

In fact, most of Logem's enormous total stems from just two bets - kerperan's bet of 501☼ and Bralbaard's of 500☼ (the first and last bet placed this round, respectively).
These are the highest individual bets we've seen placed all tournament, and they drag the average bet this round all the way up to 223.57☼ (up from last round's record 208☼)!
The mean bet, somewhat less affected by outliers like these, is still a sizeable 171☼, also up from the previous record of 100☼ from last round.

Where does it go from here? The stakes have never been higher.
Good luck to our gladiators and their managers!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Nekkowe on August 18, 2023, 03:54:43 pm
Incidentally, that leaves us with:

A total of 10416☼ wagered funds during the tournament,

Across a total of 117 bets from our 50 bettors this year,

With an average bet of 89.03☼ and a median bet of 60☼.

The three gladiators with the highest betting totals across all matches were:

1. Logem Branchsyrup (3036☼ across 13 bets)
2. The Beast of Spearimpale (1116☼ across 6 bets)
3. Knifin' Around (609☼ across 8 bets)

Of our 64 gladiators, 38 received at least one bet.
The gladiator with the highest average bets is still Logem (233.54☼), while the gladiator with the highest mean bet is Diago Pastor 53rd - as the only bet to be placed on him was a sizeable 184☼ (the next highest mean belongs to Logem again, at 171☼).
Title: Finale Upgrade Reveal
Post by: Mkhos on August 18, 2023, 06:17:51 pm
Logem Branchsyrup:
Logem panted as he braced his furred paw against the huge head of the minotaur, wrenching his katana free from the wet ribbons of the Beast's throat.

"Nothing personal, bub!" he quipped, as he carved a strip of the horrifying Beast's flesh. "For Stimraug," the Wolverine murmured, tying the minotaur skin into a crimson headband.

 Round 6 (330 points)

Accomplished to Grand Master Swordwolverine -250
Master to High Master Dodger -65
Adequate to Competent Observer -9

Minotaur Leather Headscarf -5

Final Build:

Grand Master Swordwolverine
High Master Dodger
Adept Armour User
Competent Observer
Adequate Discipline

Adamantine katana (Scimitar)
Steel Helm
Steel Mail Shirt (with Maple Leaf logo)
Steel Gauntlets
Steel High Boots
Linen Shirt
Linen Loincloth

May the best crazed animal win!

Knifin' Around:
Ren slipped into the chambers. The marmot woman was in her room, staring at her new figurine.
“Hey, Knif-,” Ren started, “Um. Hey.”
The marmot woman did not turn around.
“I know I haven’t been the best manager. I never learned to properly pronounce your name. I still don’t understand how to win money by gambling. I borrowed your dagger.”
The marmot woman let out a low warning whistle and turned around. She held her dagger casually.
“You got me back! You chopped up my chair. I liked that chair. My point is, a better manager wouldn’t have had to commit two serious felonies to get you to train property,” Ren sighed, “I know you don’t have any reason to listen to me, but your odds on this last fight are bad. You’ve trained as hard as you can train but, well, his is bigger than yours.”
The marmot woman bared her teeth. She rose to her feet, her blade rising.
The last came out of Ren in a rush, “I don’t know much about managing, but I do know that if you die, I’ll die. I’ve got two hammer blows waiting for me as soon as you gasp your last,” the human woman drew out a small box almost dropping it in her haste, “I got you this. I don’t know how to be a good manager, but I do know how to put on a great show.”
Ren opened the box and the marmot woman froze. Blue shone from inside the box, beautiful and pure.
“Let’s show them something they’ve never seen before,” said Ren, “Let’s go out big.”

Knifin’ Around

Accomplished Fighter
High Master Knife User -> Grand Master Knife User -70 pts
Great Dodger
Skilled Discipline
Skilled Observer

Equipment
Adamantine Knife
Adamantine Knife (-192 pts)
Title: The Finale
Post by: Mkhos on August 19, 2023, 05:52:05 am
DFGT VIII Finale

Round 6
Fight 6A: Logem Branchsyrup the Wolverine Man vs Knifin’ Around the Hoary Marmot Woman
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/0iRp3Exa (https://pastebin.com/0iRp3Exa)

Welcome, one and all, to the finals of the 8th annual Gladiator Tournament! Dozens of hopeful gladiators arrived here but a few weeks ago, yet now only two stand before us! But who are these exemplars of their kind you may ask? To my left We have Knifin’ Around the Hoary Marmot Woman! Freshly armed with a second adamantine knife, this savage killer has worked her way here by slitting the throat of Sylvia Welernay, lopping of Lerush Idar’s limbs, nailing into Nijinsky the Bard with her knife, hacking apart Horof Dreadhoof, and finally, impaled Ine.

But her opponent to my right is equally accomplished! Let’s give a warm welcome to Logem Branchsyrup, who parsed apart Parmesan Dorothy Grimsley Rigmarole, massacred Mr. T, carved up Carabella the Fast, swept through Sweetteeth, and butchered the Beast of Spearimpale. Both fighters have trained themselves to be masters of their weapons, leaving our humble arena tutors with nothing left to teach them. Let’s see which one of you is fit to be a champion of the arena!

*RING*

The two pint sized fighters charge fearlessly towards one another, but it’s Logem using the superior reach of his katana who scores the first blow! The shimmering blue blade erupts from Knifin’ Around’s left palm, and she whistles in pain as she immediately loses hold of one of her adamantine knives. Knfin’ Around attempt to swing back in retribution, but Logem is no longer there, withdrawing his blade and darting away from the infinitely sharp knife, now humming like an angry hornet’s nest. The pair briefly hop around one another, before Knifin’ Around overextends herself, and Logem comes swinging in with his katana!

The hoary marmot woman barely gets her dagger up in time, blocking the blow, before swinging back in a riposte to force Logem back. The wolverine man makes a strike of his own as he retreats though, carving a bloody line on Knifin’ Around’s left thigh. She continues to advance on her two paws though, forcing Logem to stab her in her left arm in an attempt to keep her at bay. But that limb no longer has any more value to this ferocious herbivore, as Knifin’ Around simply accepts the blow, and drives in at Logem. Her strike maims his right foot, forcing him to kneel on the ground before her.

Seemingly enjoying her new position in the fight, Knifin’ Around lashes out with a punch against Logem’s right hand, but the blow merely bounces off his steel gauntlet. Knifin’ Around attempts to quickly withdraw her hand, but it’s not quick enough! Her moment of pride costs her, as Logem’s katana flicks through her right elbow, taking it off completely, and leaving Knifin’ Around…knifeless.

Using the last weapons she has, Knifin’ Around chomps madly at Logem with her teeth, but the wolverine man keeps his cool, rolling away from the intimidating incisors. Regaining his bearings, Logem stabs forward powerfully with his katana, running Knifin’ Around through her chest, as the curved tip of his adamantine katana pokes out of her back. Time itself seems suspended for a moment in the wake of this powerful strike. Nevertheless, Logem quickly pulls out his sword revealing that it wasn’t just time that was suspended, as Knifin’ Around topples to the ground, her legs seemingly useless in the aftermath of that spine severing attack.

Knifin’ Around fails to seem inconvenienced by this though, as she uses her falling momentum to chomp onto Logem’s right forearm. Her fearsome jaws lock on, and her head tosses it back and forth! With a cry of pain, Logem withdraws it from her jaws, but by the way it’s dangling, he’s not getting any use out of it any time soon. The wolverine man continues to defend himself though, attempting to use his adamantine katana to ward off any more devastating bites. But when your foe has no sense of self-preservation, what use is warding?

Knifin’ Around throws herself again and again into Logem’s blender, losing legs, feet, hands, and arms every time she does so. Eventually, after one last lunge costs her what remains of her left arm, Knifin’ Around’s blood-streaked body slams into the ground, and fails to rise again. Congratulations to Logem Branchsyrup! You are now the Champion of the 8th Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament!

Finale
Logem Branchsyrup, the Champion of Tournament VIII, vs the reigning Arena Champion, Papi Penetrator, the Champion of Tournament VII
Gamelog: https://pastebin.com/yczvn0Ud (https://pastebin.com/yczvn0Ud)

As Logem pauses to catch his breath and light a new cigar, the din of the arena’s reactions to his victory are temporarily eclipsed by the whooping of a yacht’s horn. With a rattle of chains, the arena gates open to reveal Papi Penetrator, Champion of Tournament VII, waddling towards his new challenger. His beer gut has grown, and his tan has deepened from many months at sea on the fishing trip paid for by his victory earnings, but he still sports his signature receding hairline, coke bottle glasses, and iconic fatherly mustache. “Hold your horses there, Logem BranchSUCKER! There’s only room for one #1 Swaggy Daddy in this arena, and you’re looking at him! Heh, I’m just ‘razzing ya’, as the kids say. I can tell you’ve put in a lot of time at the gym, even if you look like something out of a saturday morning cartoon I’d watch with my son.”

Drawing his adamantine short sword, the snapping turtle man took up a leisurely, but expert swordman’s stance. “As for this pickle of a title match, it’s nothing personal kiddo. I just need this win to finance my next fishing trip with my gym bros. Now look sharp, buckaroo, they don’t call me Papi Penetrator for nothing! I’m going to end you faster than I ended my alimony and child support payments!”

The two armored and adamantine armed fighters charge at one another, resolute in their cause, and eager to shed blood for Armok! It appears that Logem is the first to be successful in this case, as he jumps around Papi’s first strike, shearing his sword clean through the snapping turtle man’s left iron gauntlet! Papi’s left hand goes limp as blood begins to drip onto the greedy stones of the arena floor. Papi seems unbothered by this initial injury, as he swing once again with his adamantine short sword, but Logem merely parries with his katana, before using the angling of his deflection to stab once again into Papi’s injured forearm.

The katana briefly gets stuck in Papi’s skewered forearm as Logem struggles to wrench it free, all while ducking and dodging strikes from the humming adamantine short sword. The wolverine man’s precious ears are pulled flat against his head. He’s not eager to lose either of them again when he’s this close to glory! Logem finally manages to free his sword, using it to lash out with what appears to be a clumsy high blow. Papi easily parries it, but that’s when Logem’s trap is revealed!

Sweeping his sword low, Logem cuts through Papi’s right shin, causing the snapping turtle man to collapse to the ground in a heap of armor. Papi attempts to regain his bearings, making a hasty attack in an attempt to force the relentless wolverine man back, but Logem simply dances around the strike, before hewing apart Papi’s vulnerable wrist. The adamantine short sword clatters to the ground as Papi curls his maimed right hand against his chest, leaving the untouched Logem standing over him.

Papi attempts to lunge at the wolverine man with his crushing beak, but as he did with Knifin’ Around before, Logem forces Papi to pay for every mistake, every opening, and every slip-up. The adamantine katana shoots out from Logem’s hands time and time again with the force of a spear from a spike trap, puncturing Papi’s legs, arms, and chest. In the process of all this hole punching, Papi’s iron mail shirt soughs off him, as iron mail rings scatter all over the arena.

As his body grows weaker and weaker, Papi throws all his strength into one last chomp at Logem. Papi closes his mouth on empty space, but suddenly finds himself much lighter as he sails through the air. Papi’s view bounces on the stone floor of the arena several times, but as his view settles, he finds himself looking at his pudgy decapitated body, lying on the ground at Logem’s feet.

While Papi’s body gushes the last of its blood onto the floor, the arena bell tolls for the last time this year, announcing the arrival of a new reigning champion. The arena-goers climb to their feet, as the first calls of AKUR AKIR AKAM echo around amidst the cheers of the bloodthirsty crowd. Congratulations to Logem Branchsyrup! You are now the reigning arena champion, and have secured your dream of possessing the shining blue metal. But will you know what to do with yourself now that all you desire has been achieved? We’ll find out…next year!

Fights run and written by Mkhos
Intro for Papi by SlitherPapi
Title: Round 6 Betting Results
Post by: Mkhos on August 19, 2023, 05:58:56 am
For the final round of betting, we end with BraalBard as the richest Urist, ending with 778 gold! Close behind him is kesperan, with 629 gold. Both of these folks successfully bet on Logem Branchsyrup, so I'm sure they'll be rewarded for their belief in him, now that he reigns as Arena Champion! Until next year folks!
Title: Re: Round 6 Betting Results
Post by: Bralbaard on August 19, 2023, 06:43:59 am
For the final round of betting, we end with BraalBard as the richest Urist, ending with 778 gold!

I'm rich! Free sewer brew for everyone, and a box of cigars for Logem, the new champion!!

Congrats Kesperan! And a round of applause for the organizing committee. My first tournament, but I'll be back next year, that was great fun.

Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Rendentare on August 19, 2023, 06:51:30 am
Ren sat among the scraps of her beloved chair. A heavy hand landed on her shoulder.
“It is time,” said the Sheriff, “If it makes you feel any better, it wouldn’t have mattered if you had won the gold.”
“What?”
“I wanted to give you something to hope for,” said the Sheriff.

Double congratulations to Logem Branchsyrup, the arena’s new champion!  Thank you to the organizing committee!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Enemy post on August 19, 2023, 09:04:51 am
Congratulations to Logem!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Warzagg on August 19, 2023, 09:09:06 am
Victory for Logem! The Committee from the Glowing Marshes may have lost a champion in Cackling Jack, but the wolverine man has made them a pretty penny in bets!

Thanks to the organizers for a great season, and Bralbaard for the sewer brew. It was my first tournament, but it definitely won't be my last!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: kesperan on August 19, 2023, 09:33:45 am
The din of battle gave way to peaceful silence as the last gurgle died in the severed throat of Papi Penetrator.

Logem panted heavily, still clutching the ragged wound gnawed into his right arm by the insane hoary marmot woman.

The strange turtle creature's head rolled to a stop, it's eyes glazed and moustache still.

The crimson minotaur leather headband fluttered silently in the wind as the Wolverine gathered the adamantine daggers of Knifin' Around and the sword of the Penetrator. Flicking his katana against his steel helm, he lit one last stogie with the spark.

Logem grasped the blue metal to his chest, a look of serenity on his face. He remembered. He remembered everything. He was home.



Holy Armok, that was cool.

Thank you so much to the tournament organisers, and to those gamblers who had faith in the amnesiac wolverine man. I've never made it past the QF before, and this is my 5th tournament. I will be back next year to defend my crown.

And finally, commiserations to Rendentare - it could so easily have gone the other way.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: SlitherPapi on August 19, 2023, 02:30:59 pm
As Papi’s head landed with a bloody wet plop to the dismay of the middle aged fathers in the audience, and the cheers of their long suffering wives, Papi’s own family added to the commotion. “Serves you right, old man!” Papi’s son, Jr, hollered from the spectator stands. “You’re the champ, Logem, that slashing combo was straight fire! No cap! Can’t wait until your collector’s edition figurine comes on sale!”

“A Shame your father emptied the saving’s accounts last year though. We’ll never financially recover from his mid-life crisis spending spree…” Papi’s battleaxe of an ex wife groaned.


Congratulations to Logem on becoming the new grand champion! A big shoutout to everyone who submitted a gladiator too, as we had a lot of interesting fighters this year.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: voliol on August 19, 2023, 02:43:21 pm
Congratulations to Logem! May you have a restful year, for who knows what kinds of gladiators will rise up next year to challenge you for the spot!
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Rumrusher on August 19, 2023, 04:07:05 pm

That was a fun tourney. Wanna thank everyone who participated in this thread and the contestants they entered into the event.
Title: Re: Dwarf Fortress Gladiator Tournament VIII
Post by: Stimraug on August 21, 2023, 03:55:39 am
Congratulations Logem, proved to everyone that high-skilled smaller humanoids are the right choice, even when both RNG and the admins side with larger ones.

Looking forward to the next one!