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Finally... => Forum Games and Roleplaying => Roll To Dodge => Topic started by: Hungry on August 23, 2008, 01:10:59 am

Title: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Hungry on August 23, 2008, 01:10:59 am
Edited due to RAGE....and no more players....
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: A_Fey_Dwarf on August 23, 2008, 01:24:41 am
Cool. I missed out on the last one. I suggest you add a player limit otherwise you will be writing out over a hundred storylines  :P.

As for my action: Attempts to dive roll out of the casket.

Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: rickvoid on August 23, 2008, 01:35:04 am
Haha! Two at once. I won't take a slot in this one, but it's nice to see this take off. Good luck!
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: SHAD0Wdump on August 23, 2008, 04:02:32 am
I'm thinking about migrating this to another forum... might I?
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Hungry on August 23, 2008, 04:05:12 am
fey i wont have to about 50-85 % will die fast...and thanks rickvoid...and shadow what forum?

and i'll start rolling after i have at least 5 people...
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Makrond on August 23, 2008, 04:43:17 am
Okay, I'll play, because I can.

I melt the casket with FRIKKIN' LASER EYEBEAMS!

This could be fun; a 6 would be bad though.
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: SHAD0Wdump on August 23, 2008, 05:49:24 am
What I mean is copy the game and host it on another(Non-Bay12Games) forum.

Namely Runestorm.
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Hungry on August 23, 2008, 07:36:47 am
Shadow you mean copy rickvoid's forum game or my version?
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Zako on August 23, 2008, 07:42:03 am
Jumping in!

I attempt to blast the lid open!
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Dwarfaholic on August 23, 2008, 07:44:30 am
I'll join this, too.

I consume the casket, adding it to my own essence.
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Liwjatan on August 23, 2008, 07:51:03 am
Eh,ill give it a shot as well..even though i have a horrible hangover ~~

As my standart-action i choose to chill out in my comfy casket till the next turn,not trying to open the casket´s lid.Oh dear,i hope i won´t get a [1]...
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Hungry on August 23, 2008, 08:10:25 am
Damn first turn and someone already died...makrond...you can be a ghost if you want...

A_Fey_Dwarf rolled a 6
Obiterates the casket dive rolling through it...shards fly everywhere...
Dodge roll for shards 3 you get scratched by some...

Makrond rolled a 1
The casket melts you....oh shit...you died!
Dodge roll to avoid melting?....auto fail you are in casket...

Zako rolled a 4
You blast the lid open!

Dwarfaholic rolled a 2
You dont consume casket...

Liwjatan rolled a 5
You chose to chill out in your comfy casket till the next turn,not trying to open the casket´s lid.

Man this shit is too funny...i could hardly type ...
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Zako on August 23, 2008, 08:29:15 am
Now, I rush to the table and grab some clothes to wear.
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Liwjatan on August 23, 2008, 08:32:58 am
Damnit,my masterplan failed!

Awlright.i..call forth the strongest of the strong to open the casked i´m lying inside!(who,after fullfilling their duty,vanish in thin air.Having imaganary friends rocks!)
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Dwarfaholic on August 23, 2008, 08:58:25 am
Hmmm... my cunning casket- consumption plan has failed.

Thus, I will simply turn myself ethereal.
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: SHAD0Wdump on August 23, 2008, 09:13:19 am
Ah hell with it,I'm runestorming this game.
Have fun altering reality!
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Hungry on August 23, 2008, 09:52:22 am
Couldn't wait for everybody...

Zako rolled a 4
You rush to the table and grab a set of clothes.
You have clothes.

Liwjatan rolled a 1
You summon the weakest of the weak...they cant even budge the lid...and they dont disapear....
Weak people are tired...winded...exausted...

Dwarfaholic rolled a 6
You turn Uber-ethereal...you now see a man sitting at the table....but unfortunetly you are still in the casket...try to say you want out next time =P
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Immortal on August 23, 2008, 11:05:22 am
I want in on this and the credit goes to rick mostly but I get some since you copied my post to the word haha.. anyways onto my turn.

I develop a way to control all matter and energy with my mind..
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Dwarfaholic on August 23, 2008, 11:32:52 am
Now I'm ethereal, I simply step out of the casket.
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Liwjatan on August 23, 2008, 11:41:28 am
I pray forth to Odin to bestow the strength of a thousand man upon me so i can  open the casked from inside!
...and yes,this is my last manowar-*cough*hack*"joke"
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Helmaroc on August 23, 2008, 12:00:57 pm
Can I join, or is it too late? If it isn't, I attempt to slide forwards and push the coffin lid off with my legs.
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: andrea on August 23, 2008, 12:10:32 pm
i hope it is still open.
i'l join...

i try to scream so strong that i break the casket
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: A_Fey_Dwarf on August 23, 2008, 02:21:35 pm
Now that I am out of the casket I will attempt to rip the cloths of Zako for my own personal use.
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: rickvoid on August 23, 2008, 03:52:18 pm
Quote from: Immortal on August 23, 2008, 11:05:22 am
I want in on this and the credit goes to rick mostly but I get some since you copied my post to the word haha.. anyways onto my turn.

I develop a way to control all matter and energy with my mind..

It's nice to be loved.

Now I just have to make sure that none of you find out that I'm a dirty damn conservative-

... Ah, shit.  :o
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Hungry on August 23, 2008, 04:37:25 pm
Its open for all...

Immortal rolled a 2
You dont...

Dwarfaholic rolled a 6
You go mach 5 out the casket as ethereal....it gets ripped apart.
fey's dodge...6 you matrix dodge every casket shard.
zako's dodge... 4 you dodge.

Liwjatan rolled a 3
You get stronger...but not from Odin...

Helmaroc rolled a 4
You push open your casket and fall foward towards the ground...
Dodge ground....the ground comes up to meet you....hard

andrea rolled a 2
Fail...

A_Fey_Dwarf rolled a 6
You rip zako's clothes to dust...try to spell correctly...>.>
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: andrea on August 23, 2008, 05:04:00 pm
i ask the casket to open
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Dragooble on August 23, 2008, 05:05:20 pm
i want to join too!

i attempt to summon a platinum golem to rip open my casket.
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Hungry on August 23, 2008, 06:10:33 pm
hell i'm bored...another move...sorry if you get missed...

andrea rolled a 6
Your words force the casket to explode...
Dodge shards 2 you get hit by a large amount...
dwarf's auto succeed ethereal....>.>
fey's dodge 2 he gets hit by a large amount...
zako's dodge 2 he also gets hit by a large amount...
You escaped the casket...
Dragooble rolled a 1
The casket summons a platnum golem to rip you open.
Golem destroys casket to get to you... 4
Dodge golem death 6 you explode through the golem casket and shards fly everywhere
Dodge shards casket 1 you try to get hit by as much as possible and get quite alot...
Dodge shards golem 6 the shards are reflected by you.
dwarf's auto succeed ethereal....>.>
dwarf's auto succeed ethereal....>.>
fey's dodge 4 dodged...
fey's dodge 4 dodged...
zako's dodge 4 dodged...
zako's dodge 1 you attract as much shards as possible...and get most of them...
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Liwjatan on August 23, 2008, 06:28:51 pm
With my new profound power(granted by..someone..who isn´t odin),i rip assunder the casket to free myself.
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Helmaroc on August 23, 2008, 06:35:29 pm
Alright, I attempt to take one pair of clothes, and wear them, and take another and attempt to eat it.
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Fishersalwaysdie on August 23, 2008, 07:08:14 pm
I just open the casket by the knob while laughing at people blasting their ways out.
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Zako on August 23, 2008, 08:35:38 pm
I attempt to heal myself through sheer force of will!
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: a1s on August 23, 2008, 10:31:25 pm
I'll join.

by rolling I drop the casket on the floor, hoping it breaks.
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Duke 2.0 on August 23, 2008, 10:45:39 pm

 Chance! I grab it!

 In character, I look for something to eat.
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: A_Fey_Dwarf on August 23, 2008, 11:56:52 pm
I attempt to pull out a Rocket launcher, that I have previously hidden in my arse.
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Dragooble on August 24, 2008, 12:13:00 am
i try to meld the golem shards together into a platinum crown with my mind
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Hungry on August 24, 2008, 12:59:33 am
Liwjatan rolled a 5
the casket is ripped asunder ...you are out of the casket

Helmaroc rolled a 4
you grab a pair of clothes...one at a time...

Fishersalwaysdie rolled a 3
It takes you a while to find a knob and it works...eventualy

Zako rolled a 5
Your will forces you to heal from you wounds...

a1s rolled a 5
the casket breaks open and you are freed

Duke 2.0 rolled a 6
You eat your entire casket, from the inside and are freed!

A_Fey_Dwarf auto failed
You do not have rocket launcher...>.>

Dragooble rolled a 3
You meld the golem shards into a pile of golem shards...that you call a crown...
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: a1s on August 24, 2008, 01:08:05 am
find and use golem shards to make... a golem, that I control.
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Dwarfaholic on August 24, 2008, 01:50:58 am
I glide towards the clothes.
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Zako on August 24, 2008, 02:57:47 am
Now that I am healed, grab another set of clothes!
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Liwjatan on August 24, 2008, 08:03:19 am
Now that i´m free,i move towards one of my weakest-of-the-weak-summonings to rip out his heart - without setting it ablaze,this aint conan!For modest sake i use the heart to cover my private parts.
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Duke 2.0 on August 24, 2008, 08:39:30 am

 I move to get some clothes.
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: andrea on August 24, 2008, 08:54:05 am
i furiously rush to the table to take clothes
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Ioric Kittencuddler on August 24, 2008, 08:59:06 am
Can I play?

I look around for damsels in distress.  Preferably damsels in distress who are wearing fake cat ears. :D
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Dragooble on August 24, 2008, 10:44:33 am
i warp some clothes over to my position
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Helmaroc on August 24, 2008, 11:55:05 am
Alright. I eat one of the pairs of clothes.
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Hungry on August 24, 2008, 12:17:08 pm
Dragooble you got insane rolls....

a1s 4
You make a mini platnum golem that you get to use as a move.

Dwarfaholic 1
The clothes glide away from you...

Zako 3
you get some damaged clothes.

Liwjatan 4
You rip a heart out of weak person
Weak person dodge...6 the weak person rips out your heart
Dodge death 3 you fall over and break your arm

Duke 5
You get perfect clothes.

andrea 2
You stay where you are..

Ioric Kittencuddler 5
A damsel in distress is summoned in front of your casket...which you are in...
damsel dogde distress....1 the damsle dies horibly

Dragooble 1
The clothes warp to you....
Dodge internal clothes...1...you now have a full set of clothes inside you...
Dodge death 6 you tear the clothes out of your body....painfully...
Dodge re-death 5....your wounds close and leave hardly a scar...
You now have extremely bloody clothes....not on...

Helmaroc 6
You eat all the clothes...
Dodge choke...1 you choke on the first thing you put into your mouth...
Dodge death 6 you rip the clothes out of your throut....through you neck...
Dodge death 4 you dont die but are horribly disfigured....
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Helmaroc on August 24, 2008, 12:26:23 pm
Shit. Okay, I attempt to scare all the surrounding beings with my gargly screaming.
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Hungry on August 24, 2008, 12:28:13 pm
.....>.>
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Helmaroc on August 24, 2008, 12:29:56 pm
Hey, wait a sec, Hungry, are you DreaDFanG?
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Dwarfaholic on August 24, 2008, 12:58:08 pm
I grab me a set of ethereal clothes.
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Hungry on August 24, 2008, 01:02:46 pm
I thaught that was plain as day helmarok
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Immortal on August 24, 2008, 01:41:25 pm
I get out of the coffin.
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Liwjatan on August 24, 2008, 01:49:32 pm
Ah snapz!
I..use my arm´s as weapons,swinging em around to smash the one weak-person into a bluddy pulp!
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: andrea on August 24, 2008, 01:55:16 pm
i jump on the table to take clothes
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Helmaroc on August 24, 2008, 01:56:02 pm
Quote from: Hungry on August 24, 2008, 01:02:46 pm
I thaught that was plain as day helmarok

Ah. Okay. Zushtashiger is still alive, it's just buried if you're feeling generous.
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Dragooble on August 24, 2008, 02:12:18 pm
okay i put the clothes on
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Zako on August 24, 2008, 05:04:17 pm
I also put my clothes on, being sure not to hurt myself or damage them.
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Immortal on August 24, 2008, 05:10:32 pm
Actually take me outa this game! I explode into a ball of fire never to be seen again! bye.
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: a1s on August 24, 2008, 05:58:48 pm
I command the golem to expropriate clothes from a random player and put them on me.
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Duke 2.0 on August 24, 2008, 09:17:05 pm

 I punch the golem!
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Fishersalwaysdie on August 24, 2008, 09:19:35 pm
I put on the clothes.
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Ioric Kittencuddler on August 24, 2008, 09:58:23 pm
I pray to Armok to make the damsel in distress automatically heal and return to life after five seconds every time she dies so that she comes back to life and can open my casket.  Hopefully this should appease Armok, as he can now have unlimited virgin blood.  I name the damsel in distress Kittie. :D
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Makrond on August 24, 2008, 10:50:22 pm
Hehe... I died... Sorry I haven't had a chance to check in on this thread more often.

I come back as a ghost and as my first act I attempt to resurrect myself.
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Hungry on August 25, 2008, 12:37:34 am
Helmaroc 4
You scare the surrounding people...
Dwarfaholic 2
Fail
Liwjatan 2
Fail
andrea 6
You jump up and smack directly into the celing...and land on the table
Dragooble 3
You put the clothes on but rip them some in the prosess...
You are wearing extremely bloody, ripped clothes....
Zako 5
You put the clothes on and realize they are no longer damaged...
You are wearing strange, decent clothes.  (note 'strange' is an unknown item effect)
a1s 4
Golem steals helmaroc's clothes(from his throut)
You put on clothes...>.>
Duke 1
The golem punches you 2 but fails
Fishersalwaysdie auto fail
You do possess clothes yet
Ioric Kittencuddler 2
The damsel stays dead
Makrond 5
You return to life...as a melted person...
Dodge death...6 you bash around the casket trying to live(dodge death for every turn...unless healed)
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Ioric Kittencuddler on August 25, 2008, 12:45:05 am
Not and action: Oh well, guess I'll keep posting here until I get an answer from penguin.

Action:  I bring the damsel who is no longer in distress back to life myself, from inside the casket, so that she can free me.
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Hungry on August 25, 2008, 01:00:55 am
STATUS
Helmaroc-
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Dwarfaholic-
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Liwjatan-
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andrea-
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Dragooble-
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Zako-
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a1s-
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Duke 2.0-
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Fishersalwaysdie-
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Ioric Kittencuddler-
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Makrond-
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A_Fey_Dwarf-
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Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Makrond on August 25, 2008, 01:40:11 am
Huh... how does a 5 make me come back as a melted person? Or is there like a -2 modifier for resurrection?

I use a Megalixir which, by a Shyamalan-worthy twist, instantly heals me and frees me from the casket.
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: A_Fey_Dwarf on August 25, 2008, 02:54:26 am
Wait, I'm still in my casket I thought I dive rolled out of it?

If I am out of my casket: I attempt bite the nearest person who is wearing clothing in frustration of them having something I want.

If I am still in my casket: Confused at still being in a casket, I attempt to break down the lid by smashing my head against it.
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: andrea on August 25, 2008, 02:56:24 am
i wear the clothes on the table. ALL of them.
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on August 25, 2008, 04:02:17 am
Quote from: andrea on August 25, 2008, 02:56:24 am
i wear the clothes on the table. ALL of them.
I get the feeling that if you roll a 6 on this, you'll wear the table... :D
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: andrea on August 25, 2008, 06:05:20 am
i'll tell you more: i'll wear also the people. and the walls.and the caskets.

(edit: this is not what i'll do in my turn. just a bit of chat. what i try to do is what i wrote 2 posts ago. i mean: wearing the clothes that rae on the table. ALL of them)
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Liwjatan on August 25, 2008, 06:07:28 am
Poopieheadedweakperson!Why won´t you die..

I grab the weak one(i attacked before) at his krotch and fling him into the middle of the room for maximum damage
Title: Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
Post by: Hungry on August 25, 2008, 06:24:37 am
oops fey you did....mak you were dead...be happy your not still
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Duke 2.0 on August 25, 2008, 06:40:20 am

 I smack the golem with my perfect clothes! Those quality modifiers should help me out!
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Zako on August 25, 2008, 08:02:13 am
I attempt to find out what the effect of my clothes are.
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: a1s on August 25, 2008, 08:22:41 am
there has to be world beyond this room!
I order the Golem to break down a wall and walk into the outside world [well dressed]
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Kyselina on August 25, 2008, 10:39:35 am
Can I still join?
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Hungry on August 25, 2008, 11:10:10 am
Ioric Kittencuddler 2
The damsel stays dead
Makrond 6
You are healed so well that you are better then before +1 to roll
A_Fey_Dwarf 2
You dont bite.
andrea 2
You dont put onthe clothes
Liwjatan 5
You grab the weak persons krotch....(one action per turn =P)
The weak person 1 enjoys it (hopefully its not "that way")...>.>
Duke 6
You atempt to obliderate the golem with your clothes
Dodge golem 3 it is damaged heavily
Zako 3
You find out its cursed...but still quite strange (further effects)
You are wearing cursed strange clothes...
a1s 4
The golem atempts to break wall 1 the wall breaks it...golem dies.


More information on room
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

3 spot left to join
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Liwjatan on August 25, 2008, 11:20:30 am
...eeeew..
Okay,now i fling him at the middle of the room for maximum damage(and to hit anyone who´s close to the middle)
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Kyselina on August 25, 2008, 11:20:52 am
I join.

I do a barrel roll!
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: a1s on August 25, 2008, 11:30:46 am
I guess I'll have to use the old brainbox...
I look for a way out.
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: andrea on August 25, 2008, 11:41:16 am
i try again to wear the clothes. ALL the clothes.

(i am unlucky in this game...)
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Ioric Kittencuddler on August 25, 2008, 01:02:57 pm
Using my immense dwarven powers of problem solving I look for six (6) more damsels in distress who can cast True Resurrection, the D&D spell, on the first damsel so that she can free me.
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Dwarfaholic on August 25, 2008, 01:52:19 pm
I, using the fact that I'm ethereal, possess somebody's clothes. Damn it, I want clothes.
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Dragooble on August 25, 2008, 03:20:38 pm
i scream loudly in an attempt to destroy the room
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Helmaroc on August 25, 2008, 04:02:52 pm
Shouldn't they all be scared (in their status)? Even if it's temporary. And I put on some clothes.
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Zako on August 25, 2008, 05:11:14 pm
I attempt to identify what the curse on my clothes are.
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Duke 2.0 on August 25, 2008, 09:20:52 pm

 I attempt to tear down the fabric hanging from the walls.
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: A_Fey_Dwarf on August 25, 2008, 11:43:02 pm
I suddenly have a taste for necrophilia, it must be satisfied. I attempt to chat up the dead damsel lying on the ground.
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Hungry on August 26, 2008, 09:28:10 am
Liwjatan 1
You deside that cant do it....you love him too much...>.>
Kyselina 2
You dont barrel roll anywhere.
a1s 4
you find a sealed door behind a fabric hanging.
andrea 1
A pair of clothes atempts to 'wear' you.
Dodge death 6 you wear the strange evil clothes.
You are now wearing strange evil clothes.
Ioric Kittencuddler 2
You dont find any.
Dwarfaholic auto fail you are ethereal not a ghost.
Dragooble 1
You atempt to destroy the room with voice but you no longer seem to have one.
Helmaroc 5
You magicly have clothes on that came from nowhere in particular.
You are wearing strange soft clothes.
Duke 4
You tear a peice of fabric down and find a sealed door behind it.
A_Fey_Dwarf 5
You have a fine graphic time with the dead damsel....and gain a strange feeling...
You are feeling strange.

2 spot left
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Dwarfaholic on August 26, 2008, 09:29:45 am
'kay.

Anyways, as an etheral, what do I need clothes for anyways? To avoid embarrasment?


I try to find some ethereal clothesmaking tools.
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Duke 2.0 on August 26, 2008, 10:13:59 am

 I attempt to obliterate the door with my exquisite clothes!
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Liwjatan on August 26, 2008, 10:44:00 am
..with my new,sexy lovers i try to attack everyone´s weakpoint for maximum damage via giving him a big sloppy "gay"-kiss
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Hungry on August 26, 2008, 10:47:09 am
dwarfaholic why not just grab some ethereal cothes...
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Dwarfaholic on August 26, 2008, 11:19:21 am
already tried, and you can't repeat an action, so...
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Hungry on August 26, 2008, 12:26:48 pm
Thats the others....i only want no imediate repeat moves...

Stab golem fail
stab golem auto fail
groan...
stab golem sucess
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: a1s on August 26, 2008, 12:40:37 pm
unseal the door (if it's still here) and get out.
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: andrea on August 26, 2008, 12:55:55 pm
in my anger i kick the table with all my strenght.

try giving me another 1 or another 2 and i'll make myself explode.

edit: i shouldn't read forums on night. i see i am wearing strange evil clothes.

new action: i examine the clothes to know why they are strange.
i left the old action because you might not want to allow me to change my action
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Kyselina on August 26, 2008, 02:39:39 pm
I jump in the air and do a somersault!
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Dragooble on August 26, 2008, 03:07:56 pm
i reverse the earths magnetism. so now all negative charges are positive and vice versa
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Zako on August 26, 2008, 05:07:28 pm
What happened to me? Did you post my turn?

For this turn, I fling the stone table at the door that is now revealed, hoping to break it down.
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Helmaroc on August 26, 2008, 06:03:52 pm
I try to tear off some of the magical hanging fabric from the wall.
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Ioric Kittencuddler on August 26, 2008, 09:27:53 pm
I angrily call on the power of the toad of all creation to imbue the dead damsel with life and the superpower to literally beat the crap out of necrophiliacs... so that she can free me.
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: A_Fey_Dwarf on August 26, 2008, 11:00:03 pm
I call on the power of [Borat accent]sexy time [/Borat accent] to fight against Ioric and his toad like powers.
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Ioric Kittencuddler on August 26, 2008, 11:15:47 pm
I invoked the power of the Toad!  Your petty Borat is nothing compared to the Toad!
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Makrond on August 27, 2008, 01:13:57 am
I grab some clothes from the table.
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Makrond on August 31, 2008, 09:57:04 pm
Removed.
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Hungry on August 31, 2008, 11:34:49 pm
.............Remove your post makrond...........
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Makrond on August 31, 2008, 11:49:30 pm
Which one?
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Hungry on September 01, 2008, 12:08:01 am
THE LAST ONE.....its not a santioned turn over....
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Zako on September 01, 2008, 12:27:53 am
I roar in frustration and throw the guy who tried to kiss me at the door!
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Hungry on September 01, 2008, 12:32:09 am
NO...
Title: Re: Broken links
Post by: Makrond on September 01, 2008, 12:47:36 am
Okay, sorry... I thought it would be slightly better than cluttering up the forums with my own crap. ::)

Sorry.
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Hungry on September 01, 2008, 01:33:24 am
Re-opened and true rolls at bottom of post....

And a warning to Makrond....
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Freak-ily twitches....





ROLLS
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

And only expect weekly updates...very busy.
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: andrea on September 01, 2008, 03:12:39 am
i keep saying: bad luck doesn't exist.
hoping that bad luck will believe it and will go away
(now, if i get a 1 and then a -2 on rolls, i might start getting a bit angry)
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Ioric Kittencuddler on September 01, 2008, 07:03:01 am
Extremely bored with my constant failure of the completely uninteresting variety, I just lie in my casket, wishing the damsel would just come back to life and release me already.
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Zako on September 01, 2008, 07:47:29 am
I search for armor and weapons.
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Liwjatan on September 01, 2008, 09:41:56 am
Nooooooes, my sexay lover J|_;
Alright..time to...
grab some cloth from the middle table!Preferable those that are not pink!
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Dwarfaholic on September 01, 2008, 01:05:01 pm
Finally, clothes!

I scare the life out of everybody else with my awesome fashion sense.
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Makrond on September 01, 2008, 08:32:43 pm
I... uh... absorb the clothes in order to wear them?
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Duke 2.0 on September 01, 2008, 10:05:41 pm

 Eer, I try for another pair of clothes!
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: A_Fey_Dwarf on September 01, 2008, 11:40:07 pm
I try also attempt to find some cloths in the pile. I am specifically looking for a Borat thong swimsuit to impress my dead damsel.
Title: Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
Post by: Helmaroc on September 06, 2008, 05:23:19 pm
I knock on the door I just uncovered.