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Title: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: chaoticag on September 20, 2008, 09:44:39 am
WANTED: a GM who is able to sub for a while. I might be busy with school work.

We've had plenty of these, and except for Sean's, most of them have everyone fight each other.
Time for a new twist on this, Capture the Artifact.

We will be using the baisic rules of numbers, ie:

1-epic fail
2-fail.
3-partial success
4-success
5-perfect success
6-overshot

Team rules:
-As it is, everyone will know what the other team is doing, but this is certainly open to negotiation and improvement.

-I will have a map of the play area/battlefield set up. It may or may not be posted on this thread. Again, if you think you can do this for me, go ahead.
  -The Artifact will be as close to the center as possible.
  -May or may not be Asymetric

-Death: death is punishible by respawning chained to the walls. No life limit.

-Team size: I am willing to go up to 7v7 on this.

Setting: to be decided, but leaning on a middle ages theme and open to meshing any and all ages together, even those that didn't happen yet.

The Artifact: For argument's sake, it will be a barrel made of dimond containing sunshine.

Sign ups:
Blue
1.Little
2.Boski
3.cowofdoom
4.Kashyyk
5.Tylui
6.Prometheus.
7.
Red
8.yougiedeggs
9.inaluct
10.Dark
11.Jay Kayell
12.Creamcorn
13.Frelock
14.

Current room setting:
You wake up on the cold hard cobblestone floor. You are surrounded by others, and the only immediately noticeable features are the Red/Blue glowing lettering on the ceiling that says "respawn area" and a metalic bin that says "starting eqipment. You are not chained, and are wearing rough, unprotective civilian clothes.

By the way, there are two of these rooms, they just look alike. Just making sure you know.

Try to post in your team color

The area:
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Little on September 20, 2008, 04:45:36 pm
I'll join!

I walk over to the bin and equip myself with whatever is in there.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Roundabout Lout on September 20, 2008, 05:24:42 pm
Ditto

I look for a sword and shield from the bin.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Boksi on September 20, 2008, 05:29:50 pm
I'll go grab some ranged armor and very dark grey clothes from the bin if I can. By dark grey, I refer to the color of dark shadows and the night.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: inaluct on September 20, 2008, 05:41:24 pm
I think we should compile a long list of arbitrary rules for this game, and then give it a version number.

Also, I walk over to the bin and start trying to push it to the center of the room.

Actually, screw that. I want to look in that bin for a metal face covering helmet and some sort of spiky bludgeoning weapon.

Edit: Nevermind the "MHAW HAW VERZIN NUMBER" thing. Some other thread mentions RTD with a version number. It must have been done before.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on September 20, 2008, 07:47:37 pm
Fianlly one thats not full
Ill join!

I meditate for a short time.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: chaoticag on September 21, 2008, 06:30:13 am
First round! (ie. my die seems to be incredibly baised)

Quote from: Little on September 20, 2008, 04:45:36 pm
I'll join!

I walk over to the bin and equip myself with whatever is in there.
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|5| You walk to the bin, place your hand in and pull out....(you left this to luck!)
   |1| an ugly slime monster!
   Impression: |1| It bites you
   dodge: |3| but it is only a flesh wound

Quote from: yougiedeggs on September 20, 2008, 05:24:42 pm
Ditto

I look for a sword and shield from the bin.
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|2| You were about to get a blade when all of a sudden you were distracted by shouts of "Ahhh! it almost bit me! get it off! get it off!" It sounds far away...

Quote from: Boksi on September 20, 2008, 05:29:50 pm
I'll go grab some ranged armor and very dark grey clothes from the bin if I can. By dark grey, I refer to the color of dark shadows and the night.
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|1| You place your hand in the bin and pull out a pink shirt.
   It is cursed... and attempts to put itself on you!
   dodge! |6| You burn the shirt using your latent psychic abilities!
   damage! |6| it is vaporized! You are slightly burned.

Quote from: inaluct on September 20, 2008, 05:41:24 pm
I think we should compile a long list of arbitrary rules for this game, and then give it a version number.

Also, I walk over to the bin and start trying to push it to the center of the room.

Actually, screw that. I want to look in that bin for a metal face covering helmet and some sort of spiky bludgeoning weapon.

Edit: Nevermind the "MHAW HAW VERZIN NUMBER" thing. Some other thread mentions RTD with a version number. It must have been done before.
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|5| You now have a weilder's mask and spiked club of some sort.

Quote from: cowofdoom78963 on September 20, 2008, 07:47:37 pm
Fianlly one thats not full
Ill join!

I meditate for a short time.
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|5| You meditate perfectly. In fact, you almost achieved enlightenment, had it not been for the ugly slime monster.

Status:
Little: Wearing normal peoples clothes, has an ugly slime on him. Respawn area.

yougiedeggs: Wearing civilian clothes.

Boski: Wearing slightly charred clothes, hands slightly burned. Title:destroyer of the cursed pink.

Inaluct: Has a weilder's face mask and a spiked club. Not wearing them.
club: upgrades damage rolls - (minor-> moderate -> major -> deadly)
Face mask: reduces damage rolls to head. +1 resistance to breaking.

Cowofdoom: Still meditating. Appears to float a little.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Dark on September 21, 2008, 07:52:42 am
I'll join red.

I search the bin for a mace, shield and a suit of chainmail.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Boksi on September 21, 2008, 08:11:10 am
Fine then.

I attempt to become one with the darkness. Not just the absence of light, the real darkness. The darkness of men's hearts, the darkness that haunts every child's dreams, the darkness that drives men insane, the darkness that claims one after death.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Strife26 on September 21, 2008, 11:34:27 am
Quote from: Boksi on September 21, 2008, 08:11:10 am
Fine then.

I attempt to become one with the darkness. Not just the absence of light, the real darkness. The darkness of men's hearts, the darkness that haunts every child's dreams, the darkness that drives men insane, the darkness that claims one after death.
                                         But, I know that, deep down, Kingdom Hearts is light! !
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Boksi on September 21, 2008, 11:53:55 am
Never played that game actually

We own it, but our PS2 is somewhat... damaged.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: inaluct on September 21, 2008, 12:06:35 pm
I put on my stylish gear.  <---ACTION

I love this game already.  <---WORTHLESS COMMENTARY
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on September 21, 2008, 01:29:27 pm
yay my first turn went well!

I will try to build a shield of energy around me
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Roundabout Lout on September 21, 2008, 07:00:29 pm
Not having any luck with the weapon bin, eh? So, I'll start doing push-ups.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Cthulhu on September 21, 2008, 07:17:30 pm
Fine, I guess I'll try my hand at this new forum-game fad, even if I think it's the worst thing to happen to this forum since Garry and Jurassiced.

I'll join the red team.

I tear apart the weapon bin and embed the pieces in my flesh, paying special attention to vital areas, in an attempt to make some ad hoc plate armor.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Creamcorn on September 21, 2008, 07:21:02 pm
Neat, I'll join red, cause well, I want to. >:(

My first action in the red respawn area will be to look in the equipment bin. There I will search for the crappiest ranged weapon in the game. Like a packet of twenty or so rubber bands or a soft foam dart gun, missing the soft dart foams, and maybe an incredibly bright shirt like the ones construction works have to wear.

You know? The ones with reflective tape on them, except this one is entirely made of reflective tape, and unnecessarily revealing.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: inaluct on September 22, 2008, 12:14:11 am
Quote from: Cthulhu on September 21, 2008, 07:17:30 pm
I tear apart the weapon bin and embed the pieces in my flesh, paying special attention to vital areas, in an attempt to make some ad hoc plate armor.

I've got a feeling that something bad is going to happen.

At least my welder's mask will protect my head from the shrapnel.  :P
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: chaoticag on September 22, 2008, 06:52:32 am
Quote from: Dark on September 21, 2008, 07:52:42 am
I'll join red.

I search the bin for a mace, shield and a suit of chainmail.

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4: You now are holding a bone mace, wooden shield and iron chainmail
Quote from: Boksi on September 21, 2008, 08:11:10 am
Fine then.

I attempt to become one with the darkness. Not just the absence of light, the real darkness. The darkness of men's hearts, the darkness that haunts every child's dreams, the darkness that drives men insane, the darkness that claims one after death.

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4: You are one with the darkness, but also inheret all its weaknesses. +2 to dark actions. Small weakness to silver, cold iron, teamwork, love and anything else I can think of. Slight burns gone.

The darkness may posses you next turn. (no respawn untill body is detroyed).
Quote from: inaluct on September 21, 2008, 12:06:35 pm
I put on my stylish gear.  <---ACTION

I love this game already.  <---WORTHLESS COMMENTARY

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2: You try to put on the weilder's mask but fail. Maybe holding the club at the same time was a bad idea...

Quote from: cowofdoom78963 on September 21, 2008, 01:29:27 pm
yay my first turn went well!

I will try to build a shield of energy around me


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4: You have an energy shield around you, but it appears as if it will flicker out at any moment.
Untill then +1 to damage protection.
Quote from: yougiedeggs on September 21, 2008, 07:00:29 pm
Not having any luck with the weapon bin, eh? So, I'll start doing push-ups.

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5: +1 to physical attacks. Slightly tired out. What else can I say...
Quote from: Cthulhu on September 21, 2008, 07:17:30 pm
Fine, I guess I'll try my hand at this new forum-game fad, even if I think it's the worst thing to happen to this forum since Garry and Jurassiced.

I'll join the red team.

I tear apart the weapon bin and embed the pieces in my flesh, paying special attention to vital areas, in an attempt to make some ad hoc plate armor.

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3: The equipment bin is slightly bent out by your efforts.
Quote from: Creamcorn on September 21, 2008, 07:21:02 pm
Neat, I'll join red, cause well, I want to. >:(

My first action in the red respawn area will be to look in the equipment bin. There I will search for the crappiest ranged weapon in the game. Like a packet of twenty or so rubber bands or a soft foam dart gun, missing the soft dart foams, and maybe an incredibly bright shirt like the ones construction works have to wear.

You know? The ones with reflective tape on them, except this one is entirely made of reflective tape, and unnecessarily revealing.

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6: you go to the equipment bin, you pull out a minigun, bullet-proof vest, before deciding on a packet of twenty rubberbands, foam darts, and an extreamly shiney construction worker suit. (+3 to darkness, automatic hit to Boski when in the same room.)

Bots:
bot no. 1 gets a 1(seriously)
Stuck in bin.

bot no. 2 gets a two
Laughs at bot 1. instead of getting a blade.

Ugly slime monster starts to run away.

Status:

Dark: Bone mace (+1 to attack, will break on 6), Wooden shield (+1 to dodge, unless a 6 is rolled), Chainmail. (+1 against arrows and blades)

Boski: One with the darkness, not just the yada yada yada. +2 to dark actions. Small weakness to silver, cold iron, teamwork, love and anything else I can think of. Slight burns gone.

The darkness may posses you next turn. (no respawn untill body is detroyed)

Inaluct: has spiked club (upgrades damage level), holding weilder's mask.

Cowofdoom: shielded by an unseen force. shield may flicker out. +1 to damage.

yougiedeggs: strong. +1 to attacks

Creamcorn: rubberbands, foam darts and construction worker clothes (+3 against darkness, auto hit to Boski)

Notes: Minigun and bulletproof vest in red respawn room. The audience is impatient.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Cthulhu on September 22, 2008, 07:02:58 am
I ignore the good weapons, and pull off a long, thin piece of the box's frame, then jam it into my wrist to make a punching dagger.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Dark on September 22, 2008, 07:29:22 am
If I am not wearing my chainmail already, I wear it.

Otherwise I begin praying to divine forces to bless everyone on the red team.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: chaoticag on September 22, 2008, 07:41:35 am
This seems to have turned into a battle of dark vs good. And its over a barrel of booze.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Kashyyk on September 22, 2008, 10:05:57 am
i'll take the space of a balance bot

I grab some steel plate and a large war axe from the bin
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Boksi on September 22, 2008, 10:13:37 am
I stealthily start moving toward the artifact. You know, moving in the shadows and everything.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Roundabout Lout on September 22, 2008, 11:09:00 am
I look in the bin for a war hammer and armor.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Frelock on September 22, 2008, 12:19:24 pm
I'll join up with red team.

I attempt to become one with the light, in order to gain super-healing powers as well as the ability to smite mine enemies in thy holy mercy.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Little on September 22, 2008, 01:56:13 pm
I sprint towards the armor and mini-gun, grabbing them both and equipping them.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on September 22, 2008, 05:49:13 pm
Alright I will try to tame the ugly slime.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: inaluct on September 22, 2008, 06:46:32 pm
Okay, I'll put my welder's mask on in the most inspiring way possible, and try to look angelic.

The forces of darkness (blue team) are going down.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Roundabout Lout on September 22, 2008, 07:28:03 pm
Quote from: inaluct on September 22, 2008, 06:46:32 pm
Okay, I'll put my welder's mask on in the most inspiring way possible, and try to look angelic.

The forces of darkness (blue team) are going down.

Down with blue! I'd high five ya but i'm afraid I might get a 6 and mash your face in.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Creamcorn on September 22, 2008, 07:41:49 pm
Quote from: chaoticag on September 22, 2008, 06:52:32 am
Bots:
bot no. 1 gets a 1(seriously)
Stuck in bin.

bot no. 2 gets a two
Laughs at bot 1. instead of getting a blade.

Ugly slime monster starts to run away.

Status:

Dark: Bone mace (+1 to attack, will break on 6), Wooden shield (+1 to dodge, unless a 6 is rolled), Chainmail. (+1 against arrows and blades)

Boski: One with the darkness, not just the yada yada yada. +2 to dark actions. Small weakness to silver, cold iron, teamwork, love and anything else I can think of. Slight burns gone.

The darkness may posses you next turn. (no respawn untill body is detroyed)

Inaluct: has spiked club (upgrades damage level), holding weilder's mask.

Cowofdoom: shielded by an unseen force. shield may flicker out. +1 to damage.

yougiedeggs: strong. +1 to attacks

Creamcorn: rubberbands, foam darts and construction worker clothes (+3 against darkness, auto hit to Boski)

Notes: Minigun and bulletproof vest in red respawn room. The audience is impatient.

Neat, I now decide I will... hm.

O.K.! I will practice with my rubber bands, by trying to hit the 'e' in the red respawn area,(neither matters).
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: chaoticag on September 23, 2008, 07:03:24 am
Round 3:
Quote from: Cthulhu on September 22, 2008, 07:02:58 am
I ignore the good weapons, and pull off a long, thin piece of the box's frame, then jam it into my wrist to make a punching dagger.
3: you manage to pull off a long thin piece off the box, but are too tired out to jam it into your wrist. Plus your watch tells you that the action took an entire turn.
Quote from: Dark on September 22, 2008, 07:29:22 am
If I am not wearing my chainmail already, I wear it.

Otherwise I begin praying to divine forces to bless everyone on the red team.
6: in your enthusiasm you accidentally rip off the right sleeve of the chainmail. +1 against arrows and blades, no penalties.
Quote from: Kashyyk on September 22, 2008, 10:05:57 am
i'll take the space of a balance bot

I grab some steel plate and a large war axe from the bin
5: done and done! in fact you are no longer stuck in the bin! (large war ax: Damage level upgrade + dismemberment at a 6/ killing blow. Will get stuck at a 1. Platemail: +2 against damage, -1 to dodge.)
Quote from: Boksi on September 22, 2008, 10:13:37 am
I stealthily start moving toward the artifact. You know, moving in the shadows and everything.
4: clumsily,as you get used to your new state of being you move from shadow to shadow, and leave the respawn area, still stealthed.
You see a huge tower in front of you, there is no sky or skylight, but there are enough lights in the ceiling to provide enough shadows for moving. You are in a round arena, with Bay12 members watching the arena impatiently.

There are four buildings. Red, Green, Yellow and Blue, all equidistant from the tower.

Where o where is the Artifact?
Quote from: yougiedeggs on September 22, 2008, 11:09:00 am
I look in the bin for a war hammer and armor.
1: While bin diving, you get stuck. 5 you strugle for a bit before you finally free yourself.
Quote from: Frelock on September 22, 2008, 12:19:24 pm
I'll join up with red team.

I attempt to become one with the light, in order to gain super-healing powers as well as the ability to smite mine enemies in thy holy mercy.
3: try as you might, you do not become one with the light, well not completly, just your lower half. You are now sworn to chastity. +1 to good moves +1 against kicking Boski. Weakness to darkness upgrades damage against your favor.
Quote from: Little on September 22, 2008, 01:56:13 pm
I sprint towards the armor and mini-gun, grabbing them both and equipping them.
4:You run as fast as you can towards the red respawn room, but try as you might, you only got halfway through the arena before the turn ended. The croud cheers you in.

Crowd favorite: secret effect...
Quote from: cowofdoom78963 on September 22, 2008, 05:49:13 pm
Alright I will try to tame the ugly slime.
4: The ugly slime is now yours. It is fairly weak and a coward though.
Quote from: inaluct on September 22, 2008, 06:46:32 pm
Okay, I'll put my welder's mask on in the most inspiring way possible, and try to look angelic.

The forces of darkness (blue team) are going down.
2, unfortunatly you don't, it is almost doomed to be on your hand forever.
Quote from: Creamcorn on September 22, 2008, 07:41:49 pm
Quote from: chaoticag on September 22, 2008, 06:52:32 am
Bots:
bot no. 1 gets a 1(seriously)
Stuck in bin.

bot no. 2 gets a two
Laughs at bot 1. instead of getting a blade.

Ugly slime monster starts to run away.

Status:

Dark: Bone mace (+1 to attack, will break on 6), Wooden shield (+1 to dodge, unless a 6 is rolled), Chainmail. (+1 against arrows and blades)

Boski: One with the darkness, not just the yada yada yada. +2 to dark actions. Small weakness to silver, cold iron, teamwork, love and anything else I can think of. Slight burns gone.

The darkness may posses you next turn. (no respawn untill body is detroyed)

Inaluct: has spiked club (upgrades damage level), holding weilder's mask.

Cowofdoom: shielded by an unseen force. shield may flicker out. +1 to damage.

yougiedeggs: strong. +1 to attacks

Creamcorn: rubberbands, foam darts and construction worker clothes (+3 against darkness, auto hit to Boski)

Notes: Minigun and bulletproof vest in red respawn room. The audience is impatient.

Neat, I now decide I will... hm.

O.K.! I will practice with my rubber bands, by trying to hit the 'e' in the red respawn area,(neither matters).
2: yes, you fail too, except everyone was too busy to know how it would be possible to fail that action


Balance bot 1:He tries to learn telekenetic abilities.
1: He gets a hell of a headache. -1 to mental abilities.

Balance bot 2: pulls a random weapon from the bin.
3. He has an aluminum baseball bat +1 to attack, roll to not bend out of shape.

Boski against the inner darkness!(I knew I forgot something)
6! Boski subdues his inner darkness. In fact, he may raise from the dead now...

Status: Brought to you by Tylui, give him a round of aplause.
Quote from: Tylui on September 23, 2008, 02:40:37 pm
So here's the status of the PCs...  I don't think I'll be able to do this consistently at all, but here it is anyway.  Possibly too long what with all the spoilers, and crap... D:

PCs

Dark
Equipment
Bone mace
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Wooden shield
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Chainmail
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Boski
Self
One with The Darkness
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Inaluct
Equipment
Spiked Club
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Inventory
Welder's Mask
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Cowofdoom
Equipment
+Force Shield
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

yougiedeggs
Self
+Strong
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Creamcorn
Equipment
Rubber Bands
Foam Darts
Bright Construction Worker Clothes
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Cthulhu
Inventory
Long, Thin Piece off Equipment Box

Kashyyk
Equipment
Large War Axe
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Platemail
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Frelock
Self
Lower Half One With the Light
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Little
Self
Crowd Favorite!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

cowofdoom78963
Inventory
Ugly Slime(tame)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Dark on September 23, 2008, 07:55:22 am
I charge into the arena and confront Little so that I may bash his skull in next round.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Kashyyk on September 23, 2008, 10:12:00 am
I equip my new equipment
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Frelock on September 23, 2008, 12:08:39 pm
Chastity?  :(  Oh, well, I'm sure there's worse things (like being dead, for instance).

I meditate, concentrate, and prepare for my next action (going for +1 to next action here).

By the way, what are "good moves?"  Excellent dancing routines?

Edited for team color  :D.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Tylui on September 23, 2008, 01:49:15 pm
I didn't take the time to read past the first post, because I saw an open spot and I want to jump on it ASAP.

I want in. :P

Alright, I'mma go read the rest now. :P
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Boksi on September 23, 2008, 01:51:59 pm
I assume what he meant was "moves that promote the common good", a.k.a. good actions.

Although it could apply to dancing too.

I'm going to enter the green building and hopefully get to the top. Still stealthed, of course.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: chaoticag on September 23, 2008, 02:25:40 pm
Quote from: Tylui on September 23, 2008, 01:49:15 pm
I didn't take the time to read past the first post, because I saw an open spot and I want to jump on it ASAP.

I want in. :P

Alright, I'mma go read the rest now. :P
If you don't pick a team, you'll get the blue team, because I hate dealing with the bots.
For some reason they strike me as complete idiots from silent comedies.

Looking at Asejuhiko's RTD, it would make things increadebly simple if people posted in their team color.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Tylui on September 23, 2008, 02:40:37 pm
So here's the status of the PCs...  I don't think I'll be able to do this consistently at all, but here it is anyway.  Possibly too long what with all the spoilers, and crap... D:

PCs
RED TEAM

Dark
Equipment
Bone mace
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Wooden shield
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Chainmail
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Inaluct
Equipment
Spiked Club
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Inventory
Welder's Mask
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

yougiedeggs
Self
+Strong
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Creamcorn
Equipment
Rubber Bands
Foam Darts
Bright Construction Worker Clothes
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Cthulhu
Inventory
Long, Thin Piece off Equipment Box

Frelock
Self
Lower Half One With the Light
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

BLUE TEAM

Boski
Self
One with The Darkness
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Kashyyk
Equipment
Large War Axe
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Platemail
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Little
Self
Crowd Favorite!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

cowofdoom78963
Inventory
Ugly Slime(tame)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Equipment
+Force Shield
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Tylui on September 23, 2008, 02:44:49 pm
Yeah, I'll take the place of one of the bots.  That'd be fine.  I don't much care for the idea of AI characters anyway.  Can we just get rid of the 2nd one while we're at it? :P  I don't mean to speak for the Blue Team entirely, but Red Team might get jealous with the GM controlling characters' actions for the opposing team.

Also, for my first action, I'd like to summon forth a Bear to do my bidding. XD

(NOTE: Blue is hard to read)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: inaluct on September 23, 2008, 04:05:47 pm
Quote from: chaoticag on September 23, 2008, 02:25:40 pm
Looking at Asejuhiko's RTD, it would make things increadebly simple if people posted in their team color.

I am in favor of this.

I run into the arena with my club and welder's-mask-shield (let's face it, it was never meant to be worn on the head) yelling and shouting semicoherent anti-blue slogans. On entry in the arena, I try to be relatively observant. I mean, I'm not foaming at the mouth, overcome with hate for blue team or anything. I'm just screaming about them, and running towards them with a spiked club.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Creamcorn on September 23, 2008, 05:39:15 pm
O.K I see failed last time.

Now I quickly put on my equipment in one fell swoop! Revealing reflective tape clothing.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on September 23, 2008, 06:07:09 pm
Yay I have a pet now!
But now Im kind of at a loss at what to do so...

 I will attempt to become one with balance, nature, neutrality and all that jazz...
Also, can you control pets in this game or do they simply do as they please?
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: chaoticag on September 24, 2008, 05:55:52 am
Quote from: cowofdoom78963 on September 23, 2008, 06:07:09 pm
Yay I have a pet now!
But now Im kind of at a loss at what to do so...

 I will attempt to become one with balance, nature, neutrality and all that jazz...
Also, can you control pets in this game or do they simply do as they please?

You can.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: chaoticag on September 24, 2008, 06:03:10 am
Little, yougiedeggs and Cthulhu have to post.
They have three hours to do so.
Failure results in inactivity, unless they have a good reason and tell me before hand.
They will not be attackable in this state if they in the respawn area.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Cthulhu on September 24, 2008, 07:16:10 am
Well, I have school and work, so one day out of the five-day week, I will be completely unable to play.  Give me some default action for that day.  I can probably tell before what day it will be.

So, I embed the piece of metal in the back of my wrist, to give myself a punching dagger.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Tylui on September 24, 2008, 10:45:57 am
Quote from: cowofdoom78963 on September 23, 2008, 06:07:09 pm
I will attempt to become one with balance, nature, neutrality and all that jazz...

So blue is hard enough to read...  But navy's nearly impossible.  Haha
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: chaoticag on September 24, 2008, 10:49:40 am
Quote from: Tylui on September 24, 2008, 10:45:57 am
Quote from: cowofdoom78963 on September 23, 2008, 06:07:09 pm
I will attempt to become one with balance, nature, neutrality and all that jazz...

So blue is hard enough to read...  But navy's nearly impossible.  Haha

I wouldn't know. I use the darkling theme.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Tylui on September 24, 2008, 10:51:28 am
Quote from: chaoticag on September 24, 2008, 10:49:40 am
I wouldn't know. I use the darkling theme.

Err, so do I.  In fact that's the whole reason that it IS hard to read.  If I were using a regular theme, I could read it fine.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: chaoticag on September 24, 2008, 11:42:28 am
Round four: plenty of fours rolled.
Quote from: Dark on September 23, 2008, 07:55:22 am
I charge into the arena and confront Little so that I may bash his skull in next round.
1: You run face-first into the wall!
Damage reduction! 4: you broke your nose, but hey! beats a cracked skull!
Quote from: Kashyyk on September 23, 2008, 10:12:00 am
I equip my new equipment
2: You don't.
Quote from: Frelock on September 23, 2008, 12:08:39 pm
Chastity?  :(  Oh, well, I'm sure there's worse things (like being dead, for instance).

I meditate, concentrate, and prepare for my next action (going for +1 to next action here).

By the way, what are "good moves?"  Excellent dancing routines?

Edited for team color  :D.
4: You meditate for a while, but are distracted a bit by Dark running into the wall. You will get a roll for plus one next turn. (1-3 fails 4-6 passes)
Quote from: Boksi on September 23, 2008, 01:51:59 pm
I assume what he meant was "moves that promote the common good", a.k.a. good actions.

Although it could apply to dancing too.

I'm going to enter the green building and hopefully get to the top. Still stealthed, of course.
4: You enter the Green building, jumping from shadow to shadow.
Surroundings check 5: You are in a Dwarven barracks, 3 dwarves are currently sparing, with two sleeping. None are champions or elites, as you can tell from their skin color.

On the other side is a sign that says: Furnature stockpile ->
Quote from: Tylui on September 23, 2008, 02:44:49 pm
Yeah, I'll take the place of one of the bots.  That'd be fine.  I don't much care for the idea of AI characters anyway.  Can we just get rid of the 2nd one while we're at it? :P  I don't mean to speak for the Blue Team entirely, but Red Team might get jealous with the GM controlling characters' actions for the opposing team.

Also, for my first action, I'd like to summon forth a Bear to do my bidding. XD

(NOTE: Blue is hard to read)

4: you successfully summon a bear! It will do your bidding.
Shock avoidence (bear) 2: The bear regurgetates its lunch of salmon and honey. It is nautious (-1 to agilty and strength rolls | Last 2 turns)

Quote from: inaluct on September 23, 2008, 04:05:47 pm
Quote from: chaoticag on September 23, 2008, 02:25:40 pm
Looking at Asejuhiko's RTD, it would make things increadebly simple if people posted in their team color.

I am in favor of this.

I run into the arena with my club and welder's-mask-shield (let's face it, it was never meant to be worn on the head) yelling and shouting semicoherent anti-blue slogans. On entry in the arena, I try to be relatively observant. I mean, I'm not foaming at the mouth, overcome with hate for blue team or anything. I'm just screaming about them, and running towards them with a spiked club.
6: You run full spead into the arena, babling slurrs and cursing like a madman! The crowd falls silent...
Your face represents the glory of your team color.
Quote from: Creamcorn on September 23, 2008, 05:39:15 pm
O.K I see failed last time.

Now I quickly put on my equipment in one fell swoop! Revealing reflective tape clothing.

4: You put your equipment on in one fell swoop! Well, barely.

Quote from: cowofdoom78963 on September 23, 2008, 06:07:09 pm
Yay I have a pet now!
But now Im kind of at a loss at what to do so...

 I will attempt to become one with balance, nature, neutrality and all that jazz...
Also, can you control pets in this game or do they simply do as they please?

2: Your attempts at being one with nature fails! Even Tylui's bear is disgusted by your attempts! That or lunch really wasn't agreeing with him.

Quote from: Cthulhu on September 24, 2008, 07:16:10 am
Well, I have school and work, so one day out of the five-day week, I will be completely unable to play.  Give me some default action for that day.  I can probably tell before what day it will be.

So, I embed the piece of metal in the back of my wrist, to give myself a punching dagger.

4:You embed the piece of metal in your wrist! 4: you bear the excrutiating pain!


I'll just use this quote to update the status.
Quote from: Tylui on September 23, 2008, 02:40:37 pm

PCs
RED TEAM

Dark
Equipment
Bone mace
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Wooden shield
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Chainmail
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Broken Nose

Inaluct
Equipment
Spiked Club
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Inventory
Welder's Mask
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
In the middle of the Arena.

yougiedeggs
Self
+Strong
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Creamcorn
Equipment
Rubber Bands
Foam Darts
Bright Construction Worker Clothes
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Cthulhu
Right wrist is now a punch dagger
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Frelock
Self
Lower Half One With the Light
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Half-meditated
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
BLUE TEAM

Boski
Self
One with The Darkness
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Kashyyk
Equipment
Large War Axe
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Platemail
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Little
Self
Crowd Favorite!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

cowofdoom78963
Inventory
Ugly Slime(tame)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Equipment
+Force Shield
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Tylui
Has pet bear:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Boksi on September 24, 2008, 12:07:54 pm
I attempt to crush the sleeping dwarves' minds through their dreams and mold them into creatures of darkness, obeying my every command.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Frelock on September 24, 2008, 12:20:43 pm
I attempt to bring my upper body into oneness with the light as well.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Dark on September 24, 2008, 12:22:40 pm
Ouch. Somebody please heal my nose.

Since my charge didnt work, I attempt to summon myself so as to appear next to inaluct. If somebody else on my team wants to go into the arena, I bring them with me.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Creamcorn on September 24, 2008, 01:52:18 pm
To help with the team I atempt to concentrate, reaaalll hard. Like two turns worth of it.

What I am atempting to concentrate, on is the lost, forbidden, slightly erotic arts of healing; in a revealing reflective tape suit. For 1d6(-4) turns. Because I've never seen a two sided dice before.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: chaoticag on September 24, 2008, 02:30:11 pm
Quote from: Creamcorn on September 24, 2008, 01:52:18 pm
To help with the team I atempt to concentrate, reaaalll hard. Like two turns worth of it.

What I am atempting to concentrate, on is the lost, forbidden, slightly erotic arts of healing; in a revealing reflective tape suit. For 1d6(-4) turns. Because I've never seen a two sided dice before.
We call them coins over here.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Cthulhu on September 24, 2008, 03:17:06 pm
I can't continue to play this game.  RTD and other forum games are my moral antithesis, and it was a mistake to start.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Creamcorn on September 24, 2008, 03:48:30 pm
Quote from: chaoticag on September 24, 2008, 02:30:11 pm
Quote from: Creamcorn on September 24, 2008, 01:52:18 pm
To help with the team I atempt to concentrate, reaaalll hard. Like two turns worth of it.

What I am atempting to concentrate, on is the lost, forbidden, slightly erotic arts of healing; in a revealing reflective tape suit. For 1d6(-4) turns. Because I've never seen a two sided dice before.
We call them coins over here.

What is this coin you speak of? ???

The only object I know of that may reseamble this "coin" is a flat square.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Cthulhu on September 24, 2008, 03:54:49 pm
Have you seen a two-sided die before, maybe?
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Roundabout Lout on September 24, 2008, 04:02:53 pm
Sorry. I've been really busy with school.

I look in the bin for a war axe and armor.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Kashyyk on September 24, 2008, 04:04:06 pm
I look in the in fo a health potion of some sort
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Tylui on September 24, 2008, 04:23:46 pm
I hop on the bear's back and attempt to calm him down while

The bear runs out of the starting area.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on September 24, 2008, 04:51:00 pm
Damn nature! It will pay for its insolence! But later im busy now...
well Im going to... uhh *scratches head*
Im going to summon a awsome sword out of the ground
as for my slime
have the slime trys to evoke its warrior spirit.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: inaluct on September 24, 2008, 06:50:06 pm
I'm going to try and hit someone on blue team in the head with my club. Whoever's closer. I'll try and stay in the same general area in case Dark's teleport works. Strength in numbers.

Also, maybe we should make a coherent strategy, guys. Anyone have ideas?
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Dark on September 25, 2008, 06:49:45 am
My original plan was to create a dimensional drinking straw, then drink the sunshine out of the artifact barrel, just to see what happens. My guess is that since the green room has dwarves in it, the yellow room has elves. If that is the case then we should check out the tower first, we must snag that artifact booze so that we can throw a legendary party! For the future, if my teleport works, I can probably try summoning anyone who dies out of their chains and back into the arena.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: chaoticag on September 25, 2008, 10:19:49 am
Just two quick announcments here.

1. I just recieved a holiday, and as Little has yet to post and will face the wrath of inaluct's club, the next turn will be delayed.

2. Some time during this holiday, I will visit family on the other side of the country (It is not even as big as Maine though), and I doubt that I will have the internet to post.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Tylui on September 25, 2008, 11:18:14 am
So when will you post, then? D:
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: inaluct on September 25, 2008, 10:10:07 pm
Which team will triumph?! Will Tylui get mauled by a bear?! Will Little get mauled by inaluct?! Will Boksi eventually get mauled by Frelock's lower body?!!

FIND OUT NEXT TIME, WHEN CHAOTICAG GETS BACK FROM HIS RELATIVE'S HOUSE!!!
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Jay Kayell on September 26, 2008, 04:47:36 am
If there is still a spot left I'll join, preferably the red team.

I try to turn myself into an indestructible master of war
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Boksi on September 26, 2008, 09:10:03 am
Ew. me getting mauled by somebody's lower body carries all the wrong implications D:
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Creamcorn on September 27, 2008, 08:50:39 am
Quote from: Boksi on September 26, 2008, 09:10:03 am
Ew. me getting mauled by somebody's lower body carries all the wrong implications D:

I'd pay to see that. Anyway when was the last update, I'd check, but I don't feel like it... :P
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: chaoticag on September 27, 2008, 10:09:27 am
Sorry about the lack of updates, my parents are taking advantage of the vacation to have me get ready to apply to colleges, starting with why my last highschool sent my little sister's transcript to my current highschool. Other than homework and updating this RTD, thats all I have been doing lately, give or take one or two events with people I know.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: chaoticag on September 28, 2008, 01:55:15 pm
Tell me if there are any errors, this is the last turn before I lose all forms of internet untill Saturday.

Quote from: Boksi on September 24, 2008, 12:07:54 pm
I attempt to crush the sleeping dwarves' minds through their dreams and mold them into creatures of darkness, obeying my every command.

(6+2=6) in an amazing opening move to shock the red team, you dominate both dwarves! There is now a residue of darkness. (-1 to light in green baracks)(-1 to being spotted this turn)
Dwarven survival (3) & (6):
Dwarf 1: survives the mind crush, but only just. His body is slightly less suited to fighting (-1 to attacks)
Dwarf 2: He is made stronger by your actions (+1 to attack)

Spot check! (3-1) "Thief! protect the hoard from the skulking filth!"

Quote from: Frelock on September 24, 2008, 12:20:43 pm
I attempt to bring my upper body into oneness with the light as well.
(5) You are in complete oneness with the light. (no internal organs)

Quote from: Dark on September 24, 2008, 12:22:40 pm
Ouch. Somebody please heal my nose.

Since my charge didnt work, I attempt to summon myself so as to appear next to inaluct. If somebody else on my team wants to go into the arena, I bring them with me.

(5) you are now next to inaluct.

Quote from: Creamcorn on September 24, 2008, 01:52:18 pm
To help with the team I atempt to concentrate, reaaalll hard. Like two turns worth of it.

What I am atempting to concentrate, on is the lost, forbidden, slightly erotic arts of healing; in a revealing reflective tape suit. For 1d6(-4) turns. Because I've never seen a two sided dice before.

1: you knock yourself into a coma for the next turn. -2 to dodge.

Quote from: yougiedeggs on September 24, 2008, 04:02:53 pm
Sorry. I've been really busy with school.

I look in the bin for a war axe and armor.

4: You find a cheap wooden ax (+1 to attack damage, but will have to roll for making sure it is in one piece)
and some elven plate mail. (+1 defence, -1 dodge, flamable)

Quote from: Kashyyk on September 24, 2008, 04:04:06 pm
I look in the in fo a health potion of some sort

3: You find a potion labeled "Don't drink! Or else (the rest is garbled)"

Quote from: Tylui on September 24, 2008, 04:23:46 pm
I hop on the bear's back and attempt to calm him down while

The bear runs out of the starting area.
4: you manage to calm him down a bit.

4-1: He runs to the gate and stops.

Quote from: cowofdoom78963 on September 24, 2008, 04:51:00 pm
Damn nature! It will pay for its insolence! But later im busy now...
well Im going to... uhh *scratches head*
Im going to summon a awsome sword out of the ground
as for my slime
have the slime trys to evoke its warrior spirit.

1: You get sucked into a dimensional hole! Dodge!!!
5: You manage to pull yourself out before it closes.

3: The slime has false confidence.

Quote from: inaluct on September 24, 2008, 06:50:06 pm
I'm going to try and hit someone on blue team in the head with my club. Whoever's closer. I'll try and stay in the same general area in case Dark's teleport works. Strength in numbers.

Also, maybe we should make a coherent strategy, guys. Anyone have ideas?

4: You at strike little's head!

Little's dodge!
2: no use, inaluct is too fast.

Major damage avoidence!
6: It phased through little's head...

Quote from: Jay Kayell on September 26, 2008, 04:47:36 am
If there is still a spot left I'll join, preferably the red team.

I try to turn myself into an indestructible master of war

6: (Aww crap) You open yourself to the memories of all of the fallen soldiers, ever!
1: You can remember what happened, or can you? Who are you anyway? What are you? (-2 for getting use to new form)

Status: later
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Kashyyk on September 28, 2008, 02:01:08 pm
I try to put my stuff on again
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on September 28, 2008, 02:20:46 pm
I concentrate on the spot that the dimensional portal was in a attempt to change the laws of physics

the slime molds itself into the shape of a beautiful woman
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: inaluct on September 28, 2008, 02:41:06 pm
Well, since apparently I'm swinging a club fast enough to phase through someone's head, I have an idea:

I'm going to slip the mask on my head and try and wrestle Little's head off. By wrapping my now free arm around it and twisting while I hammer at his neck with the club.

In other words, I want to pull off Little's head.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Jay Kayell on September 28, 2008, 02:47:07 pm
I summon forth Mjolnir, the hammer of Thor, into my hand
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: inaluct on September 28, 2008, 02:56:27 pm
Oh yeah, let me just add that I fully intend to foam at the mouth and paint the walls the color of my team with Little's blood as a result of my action. So basically, I'm not really making any attempt to not make a mess.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Frelock on September 28, 2008, 03:27:36 pm
Wasn't I supposed to get an extra roll to see if I got a +1?  And what does being entirely one with the light do (besides the convenient lack of internal organs)?  Shouldn't there be healing powers or something?

In any case, onto my turn:
I give everyone on Red team the Greater Blessing of Light, which protects them from darkness and makes it easier for me to heal them.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: inaluct on September 28, 2008, 03:29:30 pm
Hmm. I think I just realized what Crowd Favorite does. I bet it protects Little from hostile overshots.

LITTLE IS IMMUNE TO WEAPONS CRAFTED BY MAN

THEREFORE, I MUST TEAR OFF HIS HEAD

That sounds better.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Boksi on September 28, 2008, 05:16:47 pm
I'll use my powers of darkness to paralyze the hostile dwarves.

The mind-controlled dwarves will then attack them.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Dark on September 28, 2008, 05:25:09 pm
I would help you tear Little's head off, but the booze awaits!

I go inside the tower, if the entrance isnt obvious, I search for the entrance.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: chaoticag on September 28, 2008, 05:35:28 pm
Quote from: Boksi on September 28, 2008, 05:16:47 pm
I'll use my powers of darkness to paralyze the hostile dwarves.

The mind-controlled dwarves will then attack them.


... crap, I knew I forgot something important.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Roundabout Lout on September 28, 2008, 10:16:36 pm
Ooooh.... Better than nothing I guess.

I equip my elven plate, and wield my wooden axe with both hands.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Prometheus on September 29, 2008, 08:50:24 am
I'll join blue.

I scowl at the equipment bin (or what's left of it in case SOMEONE decides to scavenge it) and instead attempt to morph into a horrible abomination of nature, with tentacles, claws and more than enough eyes.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Tylui on September 29, 2008, 10:27:37 am
I conjure an unbanishable darkness to cover the whole playfield, increasing blue team's powers, etc.

Meanwhile, I have the bear chase and tear the head off of little.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Dark on September 29, 2008, 12:18:45 pm
Watch out inaluct, Tylui's bear is trying to steal your kill.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Tylui on September 29, 2008, 01:11:24 pm
Quote from: Tylui on September 29, 2008, 10:27:37 am
I conjure an unbanishable darkness to cover the whole playfield, increasing blue team's powers, etc.

Meanwhile, I have the bear chase and tear the head off of little.

lol, whoops.  I meant to have said "Inaluct" not "Little".

I anticipate him being the crowd favorite, so I'mma preemptively try just to tear his head off.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Creamcorn on September 29, 2008, 03:03:20 pm
Ouch.

O.K. This time I repeat my last action, though this time I concentrate using my dis-embodied spirit.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Prometheus on September 30, 2008, 01:06:15 pm
ba-BUMP
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Dark on September 30, 2008, 02:47:52 pm
I noticed this fell to the second page, sadly nothing we can do about it:

Quote from: chaoticag
Tell me if there are any errors, this is the last turn before I lose all forms of internet untill Saturday.

So I guess this thread will be inactive for almost a week, chaoticag, dont forget about it when you get back! I'll be sure to bump it on Saturday as a reminder...
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Prometheus on October 04, 2008, 07:10:46 am
ba-BUMP
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Dark on October 04, 2008, 09:48:11 am
Couldnt have said it better myself Prometheus.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: chaoticag on October 04, 2008, 10:13:33 am
Update coming up: the internet is slightly unruly today though.

Edit: Sorry, but I no longer have time to do this roll. I deprived myself of sleep so that I could sleep early today. Expect something tomorrow.

Plus putting the status together is going to be hell, and the last turn needs to be revised, as I was rushing to get something up before leaving. Plus I had to do nonsensical chores that makes the computer from "Paranoia" make sense. At least the computer makes do-able demands.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: inaluct on October 04, 2008, 04:29:41 pm
Hey, has anyone ever tried a succession RTD?
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Prometheus on October 05, 2008, 04:20:38 am
What do you mean by succession RTD? The GM gets switched around?
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: chaoticag on October 05, 2008, 07:00:06 am
Well, Rickvoid did hand over the reins on the original RTD.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Dark on October 05, 2008, 09:03:39 am
It is tomorrow.  :)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: chaoticag on October 05, 2008, 09:58:19 am
Here is the updated status with the revised changes of the last turn made: specifically Frelock's Oneness With light. Someone needs to help me find out where the hell everyone is, as I forgot to track locations.

Quote from: Tylui on September 23, 2008, 02:40:37 pm

PCs
RED TEAM

Dark
Equipment
Bone mace
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Wooden shield
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Chainmail
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Broken Nose

Inaluct
Equipment
Spiked Club
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Inventory
Welder's Mask
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
In the middle of the Arena.

yougiedeggs
Self
+Strong
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Inventory
Cheap ax:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Elven Plate mail:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Creamcorn
Comatose (-2 to dodge)
Equipment
Rubber Bands
Foam Darts
Bright Construction Worker Clothes
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Open

Frelock
Self
One With the Light
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Jay Kayelle
Self
Getting used to new form.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
BLUE TEAM

Boski
Self
One with The Darkness
2 Followers
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Kashyyk
Equipment
Large War Axe
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Platemail
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Has a "don't drink" potion.

Little
Self
Crowd Favorite!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Will be kicked if he doesn't respond upon death.

cowofdoom78963
Inventory
Ugly Slime(tame)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Equipment
+Force Shield
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Tylui
Has pet bear
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Jay Kayell on October 05, 2008, 10:07:31 am
You forgot to include me
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: inaluct on October 05, 2008, 10:26:47 am
I'm in the arena with Little. Dark is in the arena, running to the tower. Boksi is with some dwarves, in one of the buildings, I think. Tylui is at the gate of the arena with his bear. The bear has been told to pull of Little's my head. I think everyone else is in the respawn areas, but I'm not sure.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Dark on October 05, 2008, 12:11:38 pm
Little, Inaluct and I are in the arena, Tylui is at the blue spawn's gate and boski is in the green building with the dwarves. Everyone else is in the spawn rooms.

I think you should update the first post with info on the arena contents, such as the tower and four buildings of red, blue, yellow and green. The fact that there are dwarves in the green building should also be mentioned. The yellow building and the tower are still filled with mystery.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: inaluct on October 05, 2008, 03:23:12 pm
Hey, wait, everyone.

Why are we fighting?

Why don't we cooperate to secure the artifact and then share it?
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Boksi on October 05, 2008, 03:25:15 pm
What fun would that be?

THIS! IS! CHEESECHANNELED THE GUISE OF CATS!
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: inaluct on October 05, 2008, 04:44:13 pm
Hmm. Chaoticag is like, dead or something. Maybe we should threaten to roll the next turn BY OURSELVES HA HA HA

I wonder if this post will get his attention.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: chaoticag on October 06, 2008, 07:15:38 am
Quote from: inaluct on October 05, 2008, 04:44:13 pm
Hmm. Chaoticag is like, dead or something. Maybe we should threaten to roll the next turn BY OURSELVES HA HA HA

I wonder if this post will get his attention.

You can go ahead and do that, I have days of catching up to do with my schoolwork. Plus Ramadan is over, so school days are longer and more homework is acceptable to teachers.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Dark on October 06, 2008, 08:00:53 am
Well Inaluct suggested it, so get to it Inaluct, you've got a meeting with some dice! At least until Chaoticag has more time to take over again.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: inaluct on October 06, 2008, 06:52:50 pm
Well, I would, but considering that I'm the guy who tries to physically pull the head off of another player, I might not be the most balanced referee.

I'll do it if all of Blue Team is okay with it.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Prometheus on October 07, 2008, 04:39:50 am
I'm fine with whatever as long as the game gets rolling.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs substitute GM
Post by: chaoticag on October 07, 2008, 07:31:11 am
Changed the title a bit, might as well put it out there for those that want to try to GM.

My only criteria: You have to be fair and wacky.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: Dark on October 07, 2008, 08:29:04 am
I think you need to edit the first post to change the title or it wont show up in the thread list.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: inaluct on October 07, 2008, 06:42:57 pm
I'll give it a shot, if no one else will. I'm not sure how good I'll be, though, considering that I'm likely to update it sporadically and annihilate all of Blue Team the first time anyone rolls a 6.  :P

I'm more worried about the current head-pulling situation, though, because I know that I'm going to want to count any kind of success at all as pulling off Little's head with a reverberating snap, and I know that that would be a little bit unfair.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: chaoticag on October 08, 2008, 06:55:28 am
Uhhh, good news and bad news.

The good news: I will update this shortly.

bad news: I have to compile all the actions, locations and status of everyone first. Plus ever since moving back to my home country, the internet has become very annoying on this site. Expect this to take a while.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: chaoticag on October 08, 2008, 01:18:24 pm
The internet just reached a new level of annoying  >:(
Have your roll already!

Check for eronious errors, due to the time it took for this update.

THE MISSING HOSTILE DWARF ROLL:
3,2,2.

Hostile dwarf 1 charges Boski! 2 and 3 watch each other for an oprotunity to cause a sparring "accident"
{1-1=1} dwarf 1 overswings his ummm... weapon? (did I give them weapons?) and strikes dwarf two!
{3-1=2} despite expecting that, the attack connects, breaking the dwarfs arm.


Quote
Kashyyk
I try to put my stuff on again.
{2} you don't

Quote
Cowofdoom
I concentrate on the spot that the dimensional portal was in a attempt to change the laws of physics

the slime molds itself into the shape of a beautiful woman.
{4} you change the laws of physics just enough such that inaluct gets a -1 to damage this turn
{2} (repercusions) but Einsteins law still applies: you cease to exist. (you respawn chained to the wall, the slime is still loyal to you, but if you had anything else, it is gone)
{6}The slime changes into a beautiful woman, unfortunatly she is now fully clothed.

Quote
inaluct
red
I'm going to slip the mask on my head and try and wrestle Little's head off.
By wrapping my now free arm around it and twisting while I hammer at his neck with the club.
(multitasking penalty)
{5} -1
{3-1=2} you clumsily try to put the mask on, but you cannot multi-task it
{5-1=4} Having no free hand, you just bash him
{2} his skull caves in, right before he gets kicked out for inactivity

Quote
Jay Kayell
I summon forth Mjolnir, the hammer of Thor, into my hand
{6} Thor, who is an avid fan of roll to dodge games, throws you his hammer.
{3} you dodge the hammer, but it electrocutes you!
{6} and you absorb the electricity! (discharge once on strike!)

Mjolnir is now at your feet.

Quote
Frelock
I give everyone on Red team the Greater Blessing of Light,
which protects them from darkness and makes it easier for me to heal them.
{4} You can only grant this blessing to two people, choose wisely

Quote
Boski
blue
I'll use my powers of darkness to paralyze the hostile dwarves.

The mind-controlled dwarves will then attack them.
{4} you attempt to paralize the dwarves, but only muster enough darkness to make them sluggish.
{2} they become sluggish for the rest of the round

Darkie 1
{6+1=6} grabs dwarf 1 and throws him against the wall!
{1} he explodes in gore

Darkie 2
{1}falls off his bed. he is stunned.


and that is all I could get done today, due to internet drama and moving out of my room for today drama.
The rest is a paste from the notebook program I put the actions into. Now would be a good time to point out my mistakes.

Quote
Dark
red
I go inside the tower, if the entrance isnt obvious, I search for the entrance.

Quote
yougiedeggs
red
I equip my elven plate, and wield my wooden axe with both hands.

Quote
Prometheus
blue
(turns into an abomination) sorry post lost in copy paste incident.
Quote
Tylui
blue
I conjure an unbanishable darkness to cover the whole playfield, increasing blue team's powers, etc.

Meanwhile, I have the bear chase and tear the head off of Inaluct.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: Jay Kayell on October 08, 2008, 01:24:42 pm
I pick up Mjolnir and enter the central area.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: Dark on October 08, 2008, 03:13:27 pm
Looks like Inaluct got first blood, but sadly remains maskless. Good job getting at least a partial update up, we really appreciate it Chaoticag!
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: inaluct on October 08, 2008, 07:24:41 pm
Yay! I killed someone! Someone who won't respawn, no less. I've sort of resigned myself to not being able to put on that mask. I'll ask one of you guys to help me put it on later, when we have some downtime (that is, when Blue Team is not a threat).

Anyway, I follow Dark into the tower, staying alert for possible threats.
If he's searching for the entrance, I'll help.

Also, see next post. :D
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: Prometheus on October 09, 2008, 06:21:58 am
You must have missed this the first time around, so I'll repost it:

I'll join blue.

I scowl at the equipment bin (or what's left of it in case SOMEONE decides to scavenge it) and instead attempt to morph into a horrible abomination of nature, with tentacles, claws and more than enough eyes.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: Dark on October 09, 2008, 06:29:46 am
Gota wait to see what I've actually managed to do before I can post my turn...
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: Prometheus on October 09, 2008, 07:24:52 am
Hopefully I'll at least get some claws or something.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: inaluct on October 09, 2008, 11:15:08 pm
Hopefully you'll roll a one, accidentally teleport next to me, and I'll cave in your skull. Ͽ_Ͼ

Forgive my use of one of those irritating underscore smileys. The Unicode was too tempting.

But really, good luck with your roll. Right now Blue Team isn't very threatening, with the possible exception of Boksia and Tylui's bear.

Edit: Man, that smiley looks creepy.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: Dark on October 11, 2008, 07:21:48 am
Your creepy smiley gave me a creepy idea on how to counter that bear.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: chaoticag on October 11, 2008, 08:03:14 am
The rest of the turn.

Quote
Dark
I go inside the tower, if the entrance isnt obvious, I search for the entrance.

{4} You walk to the tower, and search for an entrance. You find that the door has written on it: "come those that possess great wealth, offer your prize to the heavens."

You walk in anyway. The inside is increadebly dark, you need night vision or some sort of light source to be effective here.

Quote
yougiedeggs
I equip my elven plate, and wield my wooden axe with both hands.

{5} You quickly put on your plate, and proceed to hold your ax with both hands (+1 to power, -1 to integrity rolls)

Quote from: Prometheus on October 09, 2008, 06:21:58 am
You must have missed this the first time around, so I'll repost it:

I'll join blue.

I scowl at the equipment bin (or what's left of it in case SOMEONE decides to scavenge it) and instead attempt to morph into a horrible abomination of nature, with tentacles, claws and more than enough eyes.

{2} Try as you might, you realise that all you'll get out of trying harder is an abominable headache

Quote
Tylui
blue
I conjure an unbanishable darkness to cover the whole playfield, increasing blue team's powers, etc.

Meanwhile, I have the bear chase and tear the head off of Inaluct.
[/quote]

{2}The darkness refuses to comply

{4}The bear gives chase!
{1}However it misses inalucts head throwing it off-balance
{5}but it recovers by perfoming a front flip.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: Kashyyk on October 11, 2008, 09:07:21 am
I attempt to summon a bronze collosus, willing to do my bidding
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: Dark on October 11, 2008, 09:08:34 am
Now my turn! Thanks for the great idea Inaluct!

I summon Tylui's bear from underneath him, mucking up the extra-dimensional event as much as possible. My hope is to have the bear appear next to me, inside-out and on fire to provide a light source. I'm pretty sure it should be dead by this point too.

Inaluct, are you still going to follow me in or are you going to hold off Tylui?
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: inaluct on October 11, 2008, 01:17:27 pm
I'll stay with my previously declared action if yours succeeds, but otherwise, I uppercut the bear with my club, and try my best to cause it's head to split open with a thunderous crack, spraying atomized brains all over the ceiling of the arena.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute
Post by: Boksi on October 11, 2008, 03:23:26 pm
I'll rip out the weaker possessed dwarf's abominable spirit and fashion it into a crystal necklace designed to devour and store nearby ambient lighting for my later, twisted use.

The stronger possessed dwarf attacks the remaining dwarf.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: Dark on October 11, 2008, 03:35:54 pm
Boksi is plotting our downfall. We must not fail.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute
Post by: Boksi on October 11, 2008, 05:06:05 pm
Isn't Dark a rather ironic name, considering the circumstances?
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: Dark on October 11, 2008, 06:53:50 pm
Maybe I should change my name to Light, automatically allowing me to illuminate the chamber, heh.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: inaluct on October 11, 2008, 07:17:56 pm
I've got this nagging feeling that illuminating the dark area will expose you to Sights Man Was Not Meant To See, or a HFS-esque chamber at the very least.

That's why I'm being very cautious about following you.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: Roundabout Lout on October 12, 2008, 12:08:16 am
I run out into the arena and look around.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: inaluct on October 12, 2008, 12:13:52 am
I can't wait for Chaoticag's description of what yougie sees.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: Dark on October 12, 2008, 08:05:17 am
I'm a bit tempted to change my action after re-reading the message on the door. But knocking Tylui off his bear, killing the bear and creating a light source in one turn is too awesome for me to change my action.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: Prometheus on October 12, 2008, 08:06:24 am
I swear, run outside and rush for the green base, realising my need for more biomass. Can't make much changes without enough materials, right?
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: chaoticag on October 12, 2008, 08:22:27 am
We are missing cowofdoom's action, he technically did respawn.

Onto announcements!
-Status and locations are still pending
-Random dwarves use axes
-Location effects are reset for simplicity, at least untill I can organize all of this.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: inaluct on October 12, 2008, 11:16:31 am
Whoa, did he even die?

I'm going to have to re-read this.

Oh, he did. Well, that's what you get for messing with the laws of physics in a game where about 50% of outcomes can be lethal.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: chaoticag on October 12, 2008, 11:43:54 am
well, we are missing a few more people than that, I think.

Anyway, this might have to be updated once every two days. I just don't have as much free time as I used to.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: Dark on October 12, 2008, 11:51:01 am
Every two days is fine with me.

Edit: Two days have passed, status report captain!
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: chaoticag on October 14, 2008, 11:48:50 am
Status? some actions have burried themselves past the amount I can quote, plus I need a dark green T-shirt for school. Don't ask.

I'm more annoyed on the only homework due tommorow. I have to read an essay, in arabic no less, and answer questions. 12th grade level Arabic, sure, but I'm technically at ninth grade level because I spent two years in the US. >:(
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: Dark on October 14, 2008, 12:10:37 pm
Looks like you may have to turn this into a weekly thing, though that is quite a long time for actions that usually only last a few minutes in game. Another option is to wrap this up and start a slower paced game that can give you a bit more time to sort everything out.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts.
Post by: chaoticag on October 15, 2008, 07:37:34 am
Here is the status. Not much chance of a roll today.

Error NO.1 - Jay Kayelle
-didn't add -2 to last turn (technically, he wasn't moving around that much)
Solution: this turn will have a -2 this turn

Error NO2. Kayell lacks an e

Quote from: Tylui on September 23, 2008, 02:40:37 pm

PCs
RED TEAM

Dark
In tower.
Equipment
Bone mace
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Wooden shield
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Chainmail
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Broken Nose

Inaluct
Equipment
Spiked Club
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Inventory
Welder's Mask
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
In the middle of the Arena.
---1 kill---

yougiedeggs
Self
+Strong
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Self
Cheap ax: (2 hands)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Elven Plate mail:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Creamcorn
Comatose (-2 to dodge)
Equipment
Rubber Bands
Foam Darts
Bright Construction Worker Clothes
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Open

Frelock
Can give blessing to two others
Self
One With the Light
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Jay Kayell
Self
Getting used to new form.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
-Discharge on stike (1 time)
-Mjolnir is at his feet.
BLUE TEAM

Boski
In barracks
Self
One with The Darkness
2 Followers
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Kashyyk
Equipment
Large War Axe
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Platemail
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Has a "don't drink" potion.

Little
Self
Crowd Favorite!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Will be kicked if he doesn't respond upon death.

cowofdoom78963
Inventory
Beautiful lady(tame)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
[/spoiler]

Tylui
Has pet bear

Prometheus
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: Jay Kayell on October 15, 2008, 01:46:35 pm
I don't have an e at the end of my name either.  ;)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute
Post by: Prometheus on October 16, 2008, 04:00:31 am
I'm not on the list.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: chaoticag on October 16, 2008, 03:21:36 pm
Well, I should have a turn up by tommorow, unless my ISP insists that this site does not exist. It took me five hours to get here.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: Jay Kayell on October 16, 2008, 04:05:40 pm
Since I can't post until Wednesday I'll spend the turns until I return trying to inspire the red team to greatness.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: inaluct on October 16, 2008, 06:45:41 pm
So you'll be aspiring to inspire us to aspire to inspiring feats of greatness?
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: Jay Kayell on October 16, 2008, 07:24:44 pm
Pretty much, yes.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: chaoticag on October 17, 2008, 02:28:04 am
Here are the rolls, I will look over them properly after a while.

Jay Kayell
Quote

I pick up Mjolnir and enter the central area.
[3-2=1]Mjolnir rejects you!
[4]You are shocked! but manage to survive that

The shock seems to have helped you get used to your new form a bit
+1 to strength -1 to agility.

Kashyyk
Quote

I attempt to summon a bronze collosus, willing to do my bidding
[1] You appear in a strange room...
You notice a bronze collosus staring at you.

Dark
Quote

I summon Tylui's bear from underneath him, mucking up the extra-dimensional event as much as possible. My hope is to have the bear appear next to me, inside-out and on fire to provide a light source. I'm pretty sure it should be dead by this point too.
[1] You burst into flames!
[4] Stop! Drop! Roll! Roll some more! You are now slightly burned and have lost your shield.

inaluct
Quote
I follow Dark into the tower, staying alert for possible threats.
OR
I uppercut the bear with my club, and try my best to cause it's head to split open with a thunderous crack, spraying atomized brains all over the ceiling of the arena.
[6] You deliver an instantly fatal upper cut to the bear!

Bear dodge! [1] his head is now caved in completely sending him flying
Weapon stick![1] your weapon is stuck to the bear...

Boski
Quote
I'll rip out the weaker possessed dwarf's abominable spirit and fashion it into a crystal necklace designed to devour and store nearby ambient lighting for my later, twisted use.

[4+2] In a macabre move, you rip out your useless peon's soul in a pain wrenching way, then fashion it into a stylish crystal medallion that absorbes light. You are now in darkness.

[6-2] The medallion contains too much light! It burns your hand a bit.

Darkie
Quote
The stronger possessed dwarf attacks the remaining dwarf.

[3+1=4] His advantage of being born of darkness comes to play, seeing what no other could.
Final dwarfs dodge!
[3-1=2] Unable to see well, despite his cave adapt his is struck in the torso
Damage
[6-1=5] His is still able to take quite a hit without being harmed.

yougiedeggs
Quote
I run out into the arena and look around.

[6] you run like lightning int the arena!

Unintended consequences of a six...
[2]straight into inaluct!

Inaluct's dodge
[2]you are hit by yougiedeggs!
[6] who harmlessly bounces off, well harmlessly to you.

Yougiedeggs minor damage!
[4]It is just a scratch.

That turn was a little too hectic for a proper look around.

Prometheus
Quote
I swear, run outside and rush for the green base, realising my need for more biomass. Can't make much changes without enough materials, right?

[2] You don't, realising that the distance was intimidating.

Dwarf's roll!
[3-1]
The absence of light still confuses him.

Collosus!
[4] He throws a punch at puny Kashyyk
[6] Who jumps into the wall, away from the attack
[3] and suffers a gash on his face.

Locations:
Blue Respawn

Red Respawn

Central Arena

Green Building=barracks

Red building

Blue building

Yellow building
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: Dark on October 17, 2008, 07:05:18 am
Using the power of my mind, I change my body so that I become completely fire resistant. Stage one of my master plan, lets hope I dont roll a one.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: Kashyyk on October 17, 2008, 10:40:57 am
I attempt to merge with the Collosus to become of one body, and one mind. My mind. I will destroy this puny spirit that inhabits the Collosus's body, and take the body as my own.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: Prometheus on October 17, 2008, 12:59:16 pm
I continue on to the yellow building, keeping my head low so the arrogant reds won't catch on to me. They will come to regret their impunity!
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: inaluct on October 17, 2008, 06:48:21 pm
I walk over and pull the spiked club out of the bear.

I'm assuming that since the bear went flying and my club was stuck in it, I have to walk over there and pull it out. If this is somehow not the case, I will pull my weapon out without having to walk over to the bear's body.

Also, I have to say, the outcome of Kashyyk's roll was hilarious.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: Frelock on October 17, 2008, 08:57:24 pm
Shoot, I missed a turn.

I move in a good way into the arena, calling out to my teammates to encourage them.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: inaluct on October 17, 2008, 09:26:45 pm
Does my bear kill add to my overall count?  :P
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: chaoticag on October 18, 2008, 03:02:05 am
It wasn't really a player, but maybe I should add it.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: inaluct on October 21, 2008, 11:47:21 pm
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, coated by a cold sweat. Then, I remember that I live in Alaska, and that means I can see Russia from my house. Knowing that I have as much, if not more, foreign policy experience than a vice presidential candidate really calms me down.

Or it would, if I lived in Alaska.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: Frelock on October 22, 2008, 02:07:12 am
Nice bump ;D.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: Dark on October 22, 2008, 05:40:32 am
I've really got to find out how setting myself on fire permanently is going to turn out. I wonder if my eyes will be fire proof though, I really hope so. I did say I wanted to become completely fire resistant, but if I roll a 4, I might only become mostly fire resistant.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: chaoticag on October 22, 2008, 07:07:23 am
Forum Problems prevented me from even accessing the forum for the past few days.

Plus only five players? I do not want to find creative ways of offing the others right now.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute
Post by: Tylui on October 22, 2008, 01:21:39 pm
I can't play this anymore.  Byebye!
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: Jay Kayell on October 22, 2008, 03:00:56 pm
I pick up mjolnir and attack Prometheus
Title: Re: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM.
Post by: inaluct on October 22, 2008, 07:07:56 pm
No, attack Tylui. He just quit out of grief over his dead bear.