I never had anything fancy. But I did get a death sentence for apparently minor convictions. Kidnapping leading to death? Oh come on!
Yeah, I've found that if my leader gets captured, every other liberal goes into hiding. Once he gets executed, they never have the conviction to lead. Do they need a leadership skill or is it just juice that determines if they can take over?
I had the homeless shelter get raided, and one of my sweat shop workers was there hanging out, and gets busted. So, I give him up to the police (A sweatshop worker), and he goes and gets a trail.
The charge: Resisting arrest.
Defended himself.
The Verdict: GUILTY!!!!
The Sentence: DEATH!!!
It was so full of phail I had to let him die.
Which is why in a smart system they never execute the leaders of a plot. Pretty realistic if you ask me.
I had the homeless shelter get raided, and one of my sweat shop workers was there hanging out, and gets busted. So, I give him up to the police (A sweatshop worker), and he goes and gets a trail.
The charge: Resisting arrest.
Defended himself.
The Verdict: GUILTY!!!!
The Sentence: DEATH!!!
It was so full of phail I had to let him die.
Is there any reason why, in an L+ society, people still hire Ace Liberal Attorneys? Since you're going to get Life anyway, regardless of how you defend, isn't it better to keep your 5K, and instead focus on breaking said founder out?
I got busted and killed for goddamn loitering. I'm not very good at this game.Hot damn! That's conservative. I don't even know how to get loitering charges.
It is kinda interesting that this version of america that courts are barely based on actual evidence... It is all about who can spew forth the most heart wrenching words.
I thought the same thing when I saw that. Poor Manuela was always jealous of Roger.
I thought the same thing when I saw that. Poor Manuela was always jealous of Roger.
Mommy! Roger wont let me play with his Junior lawyer kit™!
I thought the same thing when I saw that. Poor Manuela was always jealous of Roger.
Mommy! Roger wont let me play with his Junior lawyer kit™!
It just got worse when they were in law school. "God, you are such a prude, Manuela! Have you ever thought of getting off your minarchist high horse and actually consider the value of distributive justice for a change? Maybe your peers might respect you as an intellectual professional instead of a some sort of Title 9 embarrassment. Yeah, that's right, I called you a Title 9er and I meant it!"
It just got worse when they were in law school. "God, you are such a prude, Manuela! Have you ever thought of getting off your minarchist high horse and actually consider the value of distributive justice for a change? Maybe your peers might respect you as an intellectual professional instead of a some sort of Title 9 embarrassment. Yeah, that's right, I called you a Title 9er and I meant it!"
How much of that did you look up?
BEES is quite possibly the best Liberal name ever, but it would make an even better Liberal slogan.
Mine? "Jesus is going to be so mad at you guys. I'm not kidding"
Inspired by the initial "We need a slogan!", mine tends to be "We don't need a slogan!"
For some reason this amuses me when it get Security Guards chickening out.
Meh. I usually just leave it at "We need a slogan!"
Okay, in that community squad I have, one of the recruiters got arrested. She'll be charged with kidnapping and disturbing the peace. Would a sleeper lawyer be enough to beat the charges?
if you get a sleeper judge and Lawyer then most chages don't stick that and you get to train youre own ace Liberal attorney (no risk of the evil arch-rival prosecutor and a 50th of the cost
i try to get 4 sleeper judges and one sleeper Lawyer before i start crimes it save many a raid on the jail
Most recently, I turned my founder in. He had about 80 counts of murder, 90 assaults. Defended myself, guess what happened?
He got off. And only got one law skill point for it :(
Most recently, I turned my founder in. He had about 80 counts of murder, 90 assaults. Defended myself, guess what happened?
He got off. And only got one law skill point for it :(
Don't defend yourself unless your rap sheet is horrifying. Instead, get a sleeper lawyer with 10+ INT & CHA immediately and use him for pretty much everything. Once his juice and skill are maxed out, he becomes a discount version of the ace attorney. Recommended codename: Phoenix Wright.
Most recently, I turned my founder in. He had about 80 counts of murder, 90 assaults. Defended myself, guess what happened?
He got off. And only got one law skill point for it :(
Don't defend yourself unless your rap sheet is horrifying. Instead, get a sleeper lawyer with 10+ INT & CHA immediately and use him for pretty much everything. Once his juice and skill are maxed out, he becomes a discount version of the ace attorney. Recommended codename: Phoenix Wright.
Most recently, I turned my founder in. He had about 80 counts of murder, 90 assaults. Defended myself, guess what happened?
He got off. And only got one law skill point for it :(
Don't defend yourself unless your rap sheet is horrifying. Instead, get a sleeper lawyer with 10+ INT & CHA immediately and use him for pretty much everything. Once his juice and skill are maxed out, he becomes a discount version of the ace attorney. Recommended codename: Phoenix Wright.
I would do that, but I'm a paranoid wanker. Those sleepers could turn at any moment, so my founder should probably have all the law skill; then he can defend himself no matter what. The same applies with combat skills. Any recruits I get seem to get murdered by the 500 SWAT officers that appear at the police station as well, good job tactics is like an adamantium shell. You rarely get hit.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v483/tahu88810/666murders.jpg) 666 murders.
'Tis a demon, that one.
END RESULT: Death row, three jurors were KKK members. My sleeper judge didn't preside over the case and I told her to defend herself by accident. My bad.
Say, is there any way to see a Liberal's list of crimes without going to trial?
If not, it be great if you could see your rap sheet somehow.
LCS founder mimes, "Please give me money so I could kill more conservatives."Fixed.
Not to be a bitch here, but isn't that incorrect grammar-wise? And how would a mime make mistakes in grammar? I'd like an in-depth explanation of mime-grammar, please.
NO. BAD MIME.
The judge reads the charges: The defendant, Kweisi Patterson (Zeus), is charged with 4 counts of terrorism, 25 counts of kidnapping, escaping prison, 5 counts of aiding a prison escape, racketeering, 454(!) counts of felony assault, 472 (!!) counts of murder, 2 counts of arson, 3 counts of misdemeanor assault, 14 counts of carrying an illegal weapon, 668(!) counts of firing an illegal weapon, 8 counts of credit card fraud, 6 counts of theft, 87 counts of breaking and entering, resisting arrest and disturbing the peace. 2 former LCS members will testify against Zeus.
CRIME NUM CRIME NUM
Kidnapping: 0 Murder: 2241
Theft: 4 Breaking and entering: 9
Terrorism: 3 Jury tampering: 0
Treason: 2 Escaping prison: 0
Releasing prisoners: 1 Resisting arrest: 14
Flag burning: 14 Harmful speech: 0
Vandalism: 55 Assault: 0
Armed assault: 935 Grand theft auto: 0
Hacking: 0 Electronic sabotage: 0
Credit card fraud: 0 Drug dealing: 0
Unlawful burial: 0 Prostitution: 0
Disturbing the peace: 0 Hiring illegal aliens: 0
Racketeering: 0 Loitering: 0
Arson: 0 Public nudity: 0
Extortion: 0 Bank robbery: 2
AFAIK, the CIA is affiliated to the government.
Still, they are acting in a top-secret crackdown on a group who may (may, I know some players don't) have been only involved in non-violent activities since day 1, without any legal legitimacy, so they'd rather sweep the whole affair under the rug rather than go to the police with reports of their botched raids and have it blow in their faces.
Corporate mercs... Maybe some give a crap about them, but they shot 1st and are not police, so they are fair game to be eliminated as self-defense.
CCS... Same thing.
Angry mobs: add them being terminally stupid to the list. They aren't even proficient with their weapons, nor even armored. I know you can get stormed with angry mobs from a code source dive, only I don't remember how. Never had this happen to me.
Last I knew, surrendering to the Firemen resulted in their arresting anyone Wanted, confiscating anything that could justify a Special Edition, and burning your printing press.
Even in F451 they were more interested in destroying the books than in the people.
(Though they preferred to just kerosene the whole thing and light a match, too.)
Death for loitering. C++ is a bitch.Well then what programming language do you propose we port the game to, if C++ is such a nasty bitch? LOLCODE (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE)? Microsoft actually uses LOLCODE, it says so in teh LOLCODE article, might help explain why Windows 8 is such a joke.
I just had my only member buried up to their neck in a fire ant nest for 2 counts of breaking and entering.
Nightmare mode ismy favouritethe only mode
I just had my only member buried up to their neck in a fire ant nest for 2 counts of breaking and entering.
Wait thats really possible in this game??
Mhm. Death sentences have weird variations in this game.I just had my only member buried up to their neck in a fire ant nest for 2 counts of breaking and entering.
Wait thats really possible in this game??
At C+ laws, Arch-Conservatives show themselves to be.. inventive (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CruelAndUnusualDeath) about execution methods.