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Dwarf Fortress => DF Adventure Mode Discussion => Topic started by: Dragooble on November 16, 2008, 01:37:24 am

Title: zombie mayors.
Post by: Dragooble on November 16, 2008, 01:37:24 am: who here has used dwarf companion to turn the mayors of towns into zombies?
mass lol ensues.
Title: Re: zombie mayors.
Post by: Personage on November 16, 2008, 02:11:24 pm: Urist Axebeard, Mayor, has banned the export of brains.
Title: Re: zombie mayors.
Post by: Dragooble on November 16, 2008, 02:15:05 pm: well with dwarves around those would be in short supply.
Title: Re: zombie mayors.
Post by: Yanlin on November 21, 2008, 02:30:08 pm: Quote from: Dragooble on November 16, 2008, 02:15:05 pm
well with dwarves around those would be in short supply.

Doh! Beat me to it!
Title: Re: zombie mayors.
Post by: socially_inept_butterfly on November 27, 2008, 09:08:15 pm: Quote from: Personage on November 16, 2008, 02:11:24 pm
Urist Axebeard, Mayor, has banned the export of brains.
I finally have something to put in my sig. :D
Title: Re: zombie mayors.
Post by: woose1 on November 28, 2008, 12:17:10 pm: Wha?
THIS IS MADNESS!!
(Dont you dare...)
Title: Re: zombie mayors.
Post by: Roundabout Lout on November 28, 2008, 02:58:26 pm: Quote from: woose1 on November 28, 2008, 12:17:10 pm
Wha?
THIS IS MADNESS!!
(Dont you dare...)
"Madness?"

"THIS IS,"
*yougiedeggs has been kicked into a pit*
Title: Re: zombie mayors.
Post by: woose1 on November 28, 2008, 03:04:12 pm: Quote from: yougiedeggs on November 28, 2008, 02:58:26 pm
Quote from: woose1 on November 28, 2008, 12:17:10 pm
Wha?
THIS IS MADNESS!!
(Dont you dare...)
"Madness?"

"THIS IS,"
*yougiedeggs has been kicked into a pit*
yougiedeggs cancels quote; interrupted by foot.
Title: Re: zombie mayors.
Post by: Neonivek on December 01, 2008, 10:42:51 am: I wonder if "Import of brains" would be more funny... Then again the word Export sounds more funny while Import has more contextual hillarity.
Title: Re: zombie mayors.
Post by: Jamini on December 05, 2008, 06:38:01 pm: "Import of Brains" we apply to immigrants, meaning the zombie Mayor would lose out on his fresh supply of internal organs within a few seasons.

I prefer "Export of Brains".
Title: Re: zombie mayors.
Post by: woose1 on December 07, 2008, 03:27:00 pm: Just made it so...

Champions tried to charge him, but I locked him in the room and tele'd the champions out of there.

He had an arm and a leg chopped off but I used heal so....

Funny thing is, he still demands stuff and makes mandates. Also he is on the justice list for "Attacking" everyone in the fort, even though he never hurt a fly.
Title: Re: zombie mayors.
Post by: Dragooble on December 07, 2008, 04:46:00 pm: wow. this thread just keeps reviving and dieing.
LIKE A ZOMBIE!
Title: Re: zombie mayors.
Post by: Axe27 on December 07, 2008, 04:47:48 pm: Quote from: Dragooble on December 07, 2008, 04:46:00 pm
wow. this thread just keeps reviving and dieing.
LIKE A ZOMBIE!

Har Har Har...HARMANZ!!!
Title: Re: zombie mayors.
Post by: Yanlin on December 08, 2008, 10:00:20 am: This thread needs to be left for dead.
Title: Re: zombie mayors.
Post by: Dareon Clearwater on December 25, 2008, 10:55:56 am: Quote from: Yanlin on December 08, 2008, 10:00:20 am
This thread needs to be left for dead.
Sorry, the residents of the forum are too evil. Even dead, rising to the top gives a good excuse to whip out a pun.
Title: Re: zombie mayors.
Post by: Maggarg - Eater of chicke on December 25, 2008, 10:59:39 am: I feel compelled to draw a zombie dwarf slumped behind a desk.
Title: Re: zombie mayors.
Post by: Footkerchief on December 25, 2008, 03:28:09 pm: I predict that mayors banning the export of items made from brains will be a bug in the next version.