Needless complication can be fun! You could upgrade your torture room... select different types of props to use...Pimp my torture room?
This is a discussion we've had before, and the conclusion that was reached was that it's just not in the spirit of the game to make torture as graphic and detailed as possible. What we have is graphic and detailed enough.
Granted the current interrogation isn't very funny,
I find it very funny to see conversions happen so easily and people give up and die for the guy who, only a few days ago, wanted to kill him.
At least if your brainwashed "liberals" die, you still sort of killed a conservative.
Soviet crime squad
Soviet crime squad
That could actually be an awesome addition to the game. :P
Soviet crime squad
That could actually be an awesome addition to the game. :P
Soviet crime squad
That could actually be an awesome addition to the game. :P
It needs a sig quote first.
Ahem...
In soviet crime squad, Conservatives kidnap YOU!
It would take far too long for me to copy and replace LCS with CCC.
Well, the SLA is a real organization, the Nation of Islam and other black organizations have some guns for self-defense, there were lots of left-wing terrorists in South American and Europe during the Cold War, blah, blah, blah. And Paul Bachman, Ron Paul, and Barry Goldwater, all radical conservatives, all semi-pacfisit.
Anyway, the Liberal Crime Squad is called that because it commits crimes, and civil disobidence, by definition, is usually illegal.
Liberals are fundamentally pro-capitalist. Socialist are fundamentally proponents of centrally planned economies.
But I think it'd be best if we decide to agree to disagree on this issue rather than continue to clutter this thread. I like seeing a modded version that allows me to play CCS, you don't. Er.
Actually, I for one never said anything to that effect
I'm not saying CCS can't be done either, I'm just saying it can't be something you hack together quickly. LCS was done first because it's easier to do the LCS humor because of the inherant absurdity. With the CCS you need to very carefully plan out how you are going to change the game to highlight the absurdity and keep the game from getting too dark in tone.
Oh... I meant to disable prostitution for people under 13.
Oh... I meant to disable prostitution for people under 13.
Too busy sending them into Conservative Lairs with molotovs. They rarely come back, for some reason..
Prostitution is a surrender to the economic domination of conservative wealth, ceeding the sanctity of your body's for a capitalist wage. Hence the juice loss, it's unliberal activity which liberals only do when forced into it. Child prostitution is even less liberal because it infringes on the liberal principle of child protection. It's so unliberal that I don't think it should be allowed. Srlsly, where's the lols in it?
"Here's a bondage gear suit and $100 worth of props. Have fun."Wait, you wouldn't do that if it wasn't for the LCS?
"AWESOME!"
or removing the skill gain restriction and hand-waiving everything similar to Brian from Family Guy.
It's not a matter of 13-year-olds choosing to sell their body on the street. It's a matter of forcing prepubescent 7-year-olds to do so. If you want to liberate the poor masses and sell them on the street, you can still do that with normal sweatshop workers. I don't intend to ever add an option to rape hostages into the game, and forcing children into sex slavery is similar. There's nothing even remotely Liberal about it, and even the LCS would know that.
Realistically, enslaving prepubescent children into prostitution would not merely get the LCS in trouble with the law, it would utterly destroy its Liberal credibility and pretty much ruin your chances to win the game by any measure. LCS is extremely lenient with child characters. I seriously debated making them unrecruitable at one time, since I couldn't see a use for them that makes sense, but decided against it.
As it stands, if you want to strap an AK-47 to a kid's chest and send them into combat like an Ivory Coast warlord, you can. It's ridiculous and out of theme, but you can. The only catch is that they can't drop pickup lines or engage in prostitution. Once they're teenagers, that rule is waived.
I mean, your recently Enlightened /former prisoner can escape to go be a sleeper during a police seige unnoticed with the current version, why not allow a handful of other liberals past the seige?
As it stands, if you want to strap an AK-47 to a kid's chest and send them into combat like an Ivory Coast warlord, you can.