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Dwarf Fortress => DF Adventure Mode Discussion => Topic started by: Dakk on December 07, 2008, 06:10:31 pm

Title: Challenge: Steal underpants ???? PROFIT
Post by: Dakk on December 07, 2008, 06:10:31 pm: Bored after a full sunday, so i'm trying this new challenge. Just posting here to see if ye peeps like the idea:

1-Choose a elven settlement, any size works, bonus points for heavily populated ones.
2-Train an epic dwarven wrestler, any combination of skill is fine, bonus points if you don't use a shield.
3-Steal every single pair of elven pants/skirts ye can find, bonus points if you throw it all back at them.
4-? ? ? ?
5-PROFIT!

Bonus points if you gouge their eyes out later.

This is my redemption after gouging an entire dwarven outpost's eyes.
Title: Re: Challenge: Steal underpants ???? PROFIT
Post by: Creamcorn on December 07, 2008, 06:19:32 pm: Make the creature a gnome for win.
Title: Re: Challenge: Steal underpants ???? PROFIT
Post by: Sunday on December 08, 2008, 05:50:42 pm: I read this as 'steel underpants.'

Talk about chafe.
Title: Re: Challenge: Steal underpants ???? PROFIT
Post by: Taritus on December 08, 2008, 07:43:56 pm: Quote from: Creamcorn on December 07, 2008, 06:19:32 pm
Make the creature a gnome for win.

It's just your overactive imagination. Now go to sleep.
Title: Re: Challenge: Steal underpants ???? PROFIT
Post by: inaluct on December 08, 2008, 08:16:12 pm: Has anyone ever made an actual hoard of underpants?

Like, carrying around hundreds of loincloths and stuff?
Title: Re: Challenge: Steal underpants ???? PROFIT
Post by: Christes on December 08, 2008, 08:38:08 pm: Quote from: Sunday on December 08, 2008, 05:50:42 pm
I read this as 'steel underpants.'

Talk about chafe.

me too! I thought it was a strange mood gone very wrong.
Title: Re: Challenge: Steal underpants ???? PROFIT
Post by: Footkerchief on December 09, 2008, 12:32:58 am: Quote from: Sunday on December 08, 2008, 05:50:42 pm
I read this as 'steel underpants.'

Talk about chafe.

Me too. I thought it was an Armok 1 reference or something.
Title: Re: Challenge: Steal underpants ???? PROFIT
Post by: woose1 on December 09, 2008, 08:49:49 pm: http://members.fortunecity.com/campcircus/zoo/steel.html

*Cough*
Title: Re: Challenge: Steal underpants ???? PROFIT
Post by: Duke 2.0 on December 09, 2008, 10:57:47 pm: Quote from: woose1 on December 09, 2008, 08:49:49 pm
http://members.fortunecity.com/campcircus/zoo/steel.html

*Cough*
That is too many popups for any sane site.
Title: Re: Challenge: Steal underpants ???? PROFIT
Post by: woose1 on December 10, 2008, 03:54:02 pm: Quote from: Duke 2.0 on December 09, 2008, 10:57:47 pm
Quote from: woose1 on December 09, 2008, 08:49:49 pm
http://members.fortunecity.com/campcircus/zoo/steel.html

*Cough*
That is too many popups for any sane site.
That is not a sane site. What, do you think it was? BLASPHEMY!
Title: Re: Challenge: Steal underpants ???? PROFIT
Post by: Yanlin on December 11, 2008, 02:14:10 pm: My balls of steel require steel underpants to contain.
Title: Re: Challenge: Steal underpants ???? PROFIT
Post by: woose1 on December 11, 2008, 03:47:02 pm: Quote from: Yanlin on December 11, 2008, 02:14:10 pm
My balls of steel require steel underpants to contain.
Sig'd
Title: Re: Challenge: Steal underpants ???? PROFIT
Post by: Random832 on December 11, 2008, 08:22:28 pm: Quote from: Yanlin on December 11, 2008, 02:14:10 pm
My balls of magma require steel underpants to contain.

Fix'd - steel is not necessary to contain steel.
Title: Re: Challenge: Steal underpants ???? PROFIT
Post by: Christes on December 11, 2008, 09:59:47 pm: My balls of copper require magma underpants to contain.

NO ... WAIT
Title: Re: Challenge: Steal underpants ???? PROFIT
Post by: MercDraco on December 13, 2008, 01:23:20 am: That puts a wholoe new meaning on the word Toasty....

But magma underpants....its just whats needed in those frozen regions... its Urist Invention mcinvention time!
Title: Re: Challenge: Steal underpants ???? PROFIT
Post by: chaoticag on December 13, 2008, 10:23:51 am: Quote from: Yanlin on December 11, 2008, 02:14:10 pm
My balls of steel require steel underpants to contain.
Come April, Yanlin will be the first to mod in dwarven balls of steel and farms that produce steel waver things.
Title: Re: Challenge: Steal underpants ???? PROFIT
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on December 13, 2008, 04:04:13 pm: I thought that this was "steel underpants"" two.
Title: Re: Challenge: Steal underpants ???? PROFIT
Post by: Rhenaya on January 08, 2009, 11:33:42 pm: Quote from: Dakk on December 07, 2008, 06:10:31 pm
Bored after a full sunday, so i'm trying this new challenge. Just posting here to see if ye peeps like the idea:

1-Choose a elven settlement, any size works, bonus points for heavily populated ones.
2-Train an epic dwarven wrestler, any combination of skill is fine, bonus points if you don't use a shield.
3-Steal every single pair of elven pants/skirts ye can find, bonus points if you throw it all back at them.
4-? ? ? ?
5-PROFIT!

Bonus points if you gouge their eyes out later.

This is my redemption after gouging an entire dwarven outpost's eyes.

2a - more bonus points if the wrestler wears only steel underpants!
Title: Re: Challenge: Steal underpants ???? PROFIT
Post by: Flaede on January 09, 2009, 08:47:32 am: steel underpants? why not adamantium ones? you can actually MAKE those.

oh. wait. that wasn't the original meaning of this post? my bad.