First of all, sorry if there already was a topic like this, I did a quick search and got no results :)Thats one bad ass fisherman.
Anyway, what was the most embarrassing way you died in Adventure Mode?
For me, it probabally was when I had created a new dwarf adventurer, all points in axe. I decided to go to the nearest human settlement to wreck some havoc. Having killed a few guards, the citizens were now open for attacks. I charged at a fisherman, first slash, wham, cut his hand off. He started wrestling me, I dodged him and gave him another slash, right in the face. Cut an eye out, damaged his ear and his face didn't look to well either. Suddenly, I couldn't do anything anymore, it seems he was choking me and after my fights with the guards, it seemed like I was getting tired so I...passed out. I got a huge log, ending with me dying.
So let me sum this up, I slaughtered guards but a one eyed one handed fisherman strangles me to death? Whoops :-[
You have lost possession of the pig tail trousers.That sounds like it would be incredibly nasty to see in real life, good thing my imagination isent that good.
The frog demon bashes you in the lower body with the pig tail trousers.
It collapses into a lump of gore!
You have been struck down.
Or about like that. After my first adventurer on the HFS site had strangled one with basically no trouble at all...
You have lost possession of the pig tail trousers.I think we have a case of a reeeeeaaaalllyyyy good wedgie here ;D
The frog demon bashes you in the lower body with the pig tail trousers.
It collapses into a lump of gore!
You have been struck down.
I fell into a dry pond and died of thirst after living off my vomit and blood coverings waiting for rain.
Hmm,...My most embarrassing death eh? Would probly be my super awesome adventurer, He was in a fight with a bear and dodged an attack...But he laned in a pool of water. I swam around trying to get out but couldnt, and I was drowning. So I did the only thing I could and threw my skimitar at the bear. Its head flew off and I died happy.
Heres my most embarassing death:Zen archery.
I had a full suit of steel plate, a masterpiece iron sword and you know what happened to me? I got shot by a blind marksman! HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? >:( >:( >:(
I started as an axedwarf and began in a dwarven fortress with a chasm running through it. I spawned next to a dozen troglodytes, who almost instantly ripped me to shreds.
Then I looked at my adventurer in Legends. Apparently, to be killed by a troglodyte is so shameful to dwarves that they immediately impaled my corpse on a pole.
I found this fluffy wambler out of nowhere.
I decided to wrestle it.
I've gouged it's eyes out, and broke it's hands.
Guess what, it bites me in the neck. I get winded, I start running away, it decides that it's not done.
It bites me in the arm and hand.
I bleed to death.
THATS ONE FUCKING GODDAMN HARDCORE FLUFFY WAMBLER >:O
I swear, it might sound a bit brave but it must've looked very embarrasing irl:
I was strolling through the forests with my new adventurer when all of the sudden, 5 wolves ambushed me. No problem, I thought, I quickly dispatched 2 wolves, when suddenly, one wolf grabs my left arm and another one grabs my other arm...I tried to bite the wolves to death...
In one map I made, half of the towns were ruins because of all the wars, and somehow everybody decided to move back in to their towns - except for some reason, none of them went to the towns they actually came from. Every single person was a peasant, a consequence in living in a ruin, I guess.
Anyway, since everybody was a different civ member, You could attack little groups of them and nobody would care. Lots of fun.
Until of course, I get dogpiled by ~30 people, including children, and they broke all of my bones (and organs) one by one. Then they stole all my clothes.
In one map I made, half of the towns were ruins because of all the wars, and somehow everybody decided to move back in to their towns - except for some reason, none of them went to the towns they actually came from. Every single person was a peasant, a consequence in living in a ruin, I guess.
Anyway, since everybody was a different civ member, You could attack little groups of them and nobody would care. Lots of fun.
Until of course, I get dogpiled by ~30 people, including children, and they broke all of my bones (and organs) one by one. Then they stole all my clothes.
Damn, could you give me the World Gen specs please? Sounds like a fun world. :D
In one map I made, half of the towns were ruins because of all the wars, and somehow everybody decided to move back in to their towns - except for some reason, none of them went to the towns they actually came from. Every single person was a peasant, a consequence in living in a ruin, I guess.
Anyway, since everybody was a different civ member, You could attack little groups of them and nobody would care. Lots of fun.
Until of course, I get dogpiled by ~30 people, including children, and they broke all of my bones (and organs) one by one. Then they stole all my clothes.
Damn, could you give me the World Gen specs please? Sounds like a fun world. :D
You enjoy being gang-raped in a deserted, ruined building by children? What part of that is fun, you sick bastard?
well, considering that time moves MUCH faster in fortress mode, the fire probably is spreading, but at a much slower rate because decreased speed of time.No, I figured it out.