...The clean but boring scholar, or the wild hairy satyr of the forest?...Of those two categories, isn't it odd that DF's players are of one type, and it's characters are of the other?
Hair shows that you are a man, its dosent matter if its attractive or not. Women dont grow beards (normaly) and have less hair then men, so obviously unless your some sort of woman(or a swimmer) then you should have plenty of hair.
I think all hair counts, that is. Except for the hair on your head.(err, you know. regular hair)Hair shows that you are a man, its dosent matter if its attractive or not. Women dont grow beards (normaly) and have less hair then men, so obviously unless your some sort of woman(or a swimmer) then you should have plenty of hair.
Then why does facial not count? (which to admit... I kinda want to wax/pluck off... Which oddly is ALSO considered "Not something a male should do" unless I guess... I am gay (Im not)... but that is due to unfair steriotypes)
I think I just said a convo killer
Just one of those things us guys think attracts the ladies but really turns them off unless they happen to have a particularly rare fetish.
Like beards. Shocked the hell out of me when I found that one out.
Is it bad to shave your nuts?
Is it bad to shave your nuts?
Is it bad to shave your nuts?
Time for a thread-redirection!I cant really see any good use for vinegar, I heard if you drink too much of it at one time it can erode your throut pretty bad.
Vinegar really is a nice tool for a lot of stuff. I use it as an air freshener.
I heard if you drink too much of it at one time it can erode your throut pretty bad.
Another thread direction! (my turn)QuoteI heard if you drink too much of it at one time it can erode your throut pretty bad.
Yeah but if you did drink it upright... Id be impressed.
On a side note: I heard washing your hands with Table salt can get rid of Onion smell
Another thread direction! (my turn)QuoteI heard if you drink too much of it at one time it can erode your throut pretty bad.
Yeah but if you did drink it upright... Id be impressed.
On a side note: I heard washing your hands with Table salt can get rid of Onion smell
GIANT BEWBS!
Ohh wait... no it isn't... Make your own nonsense topic!
I use vinegar for my rat's cage. makes em smeel all salty n stuff.
Theoretically speaking, high amounts of body hair indicate a high amount of testosterone. As a high level of testosterone is desirable in a mate, a male with more body hair more often is chosen for his supposedly greater ability to breed. In the words of my German Civilization teacher: "Who would the woman want? The clean but boring scholar, or the wild hairy satyr of the forest?" Evidently, most women throughout history would have gone for the satyr if they were looking for physical pleasure. Body hair really only went out of fashion a few hundred years ago (if that). Long ago, it was all about the beards and other hair (Romans and far eastern cultures excepted).
So, in sum, it's a "manly" tradition which stays with us from the good ol' days. Standards of beauty have changed, somewhat, and body hair is now moderately obsolete (unless, of course, you're like me and are too lazy to shave :P).
Also, I should point out here that everything is a matter of personal preference. The statements made above are Theoretical only, and by no means conclusive of humans as a species. I'm only talking about cultural trends here, not whether it will work for you as an individual. Do as you will.
Monogamy is unnatural behaviour."Unnatural" sets off major alarm bells in my evolutionary psychology perspective
Our basic desire is essentially a one-sided relationship, where we share ourselves with as many partners as possible, and all our partners are dedicated only to us.Not necessarily
Has to do with meta-survival instinct. Should really have died out at the 6,000,000,000 mark, but it's still€ in there.There is no generalized survival instinct; for natural selection to create such a thing would be like programming a chess-playing computer program with the instructions "make good moves" and "win the game" and nothing else
Some people try to bring up cases of monogamy in other animals, most popularly swans. Truth is, although swans will bond with one mate for life, they'll screw around with every other bird on the block when that partner's not around.Some animals are polygamous and others are monogamous and others are both depending on circumstances (including humans)
Why are we seriously discussing something totally out of the realms of what was origanally intended?
Its like we murdered and raped this thread, and then turned into a frankenstine monster for our own, deliciously evil purposes.
....Unless I skipped the brick here. :-\
(Romans excepted).
Somewhat off-topic semi-rant
(Romans excepted).Those damn barbarians trying to taint our Roman way of life!
Try an electric clipper with like a 1 or 2 clip to get that nice trim look without the gayness and itching of a clean shave.
How does an electric clipper differ from an electric shaver?
You humans and your "shaving". I don't know how you can stand not being covered in fur, and you want to trim what little hair you have? You'll all freeze to death.Thats why we have you.
but don't most shavers come with sheers now?
Well it depends whether or not we consider Marriage the begin all and end all of sex.NO, ALL romans and greeks were gay. They had sex with men, if you had sex with a man and someone asked you if you were gay and you said "Well, it was just sex" That would make you gay. The only reason they even had sex with women was to keep their numbers up. Thus, if men could have children then they would all be gay without argument.
Warning: Graphic language aheadSpoiler (click to show/hide)
It depends on your definition Doom. Is Sex just Sex?Of course sex is just sex, what else would sex be? Bread? I know for a fact that sex is not bread Neonivek, as for being gay.
Meh to this area of discussion. Don't read the spoilerWell mabey if you didnt make it so tempting...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
What does sweaty man-love have to do with shaving?I dont really know either, I just heard "the romans arent gay per se" or something like that and decided to awnser to that.
any definition you use they still were
I cry bullshit on Neonivek being flexible enough to shave his back. Proof or begone with thee.
Humans grow hair on their backs? I sure havent heard of anything like that before. :-\I cry bullshit on Neonivek being flexible enough to shave his back. Proof or begone with thee.
I can do this too, and even hold hands with myself behind my back.
I can't quite "hold hands with myself", but i can hook my fingers together (one arm up over my sholder and the other up from my back). Never tried shaving my back, but i'm not too hairy either so...I cry bullshit on Neonivek being flexible enough to shave his back. Proof or begone with thee.
I can do this too, and even hold hands with myself behind my back.
Humans grow hair on their backs? I sure havent heard of anything like that before. :-\
Well mostly I want to shave my armpits because it always has a bad reaction to my deoderant... so... yeah...QuoteIs it bad to shave your nuts?
The odd thing... is that there is an implication that someone would see...
Well mostly I want to shave my armpits because it always has a bad reaction to my deoderant... so... yeah...QuoteIs it bad to shave your nuts?
The odd thing... is that there is an implication that someone would see...
Talk to this young lady also [random google picture ;D]:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You looked through google for that? Certainly you went through hell and back for it, so I must comend you for that. Bravo, (golf claps)Well mostly I want to shave my armpits because it always has a bad reaction to my deoderant... so... yeah...QuoteIs it bad to shave your nuts?
The odd thing... is that there is an implication that someone would see...
Talk to this young lady also [random google picture ;D]:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Well mostly I want to shave my armpits because it always has a bad reaction to my deoderant... so... yeah...QuoteIs it bad to shave your nuts?
The odd thing... is that there is an implication that someone would see...
Talk to this young lady also [random google picture ;D]:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Well done, Tormy. I'm dead. I am physically dead. That image caused my brain to explode inside my skull, and I am dead.
Talk to this young lady also [random google picture ;D]:I'm only slightly disturbed by the maiden's eyebrows.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Though we're conditioned to consider the scent of each others' rectums (recta?) repellent,
Well, at least partially learned behaviour, I expect.
...I would like to make it known that I am not actually in any way attracted to the smell of arseholes, human or otherwise.
When you say that shaving for non-health reasons is vanity, are you including any form of hair trimming or removal?For example?
For example?
(As far as I can imagine, yes, hair trimming/removal for reasons other than health seems quite vain.)
AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhHa! Enjoy your voyage through the shapeless abyss! ;D
Brown Jenkin....
And I wanted to sleep... Damn youuuuuuuuuuuu...
Fair enough if you consider it important to shave for health reasons. Shaving the hair from one's body, legs or underarms for any other reason, to me, indicates vanity—and I can remember when vanity was not considered a virtue. Then again, I have my own peculiar code about "fashion" and "beauty" and conforming to others' standards. I am in the minority.
But wouldn't someone choosing to leave hair there mean they'd just be conforming to your standards?Perhaps, but hair occurs ("normally", anyway) naturally. I think it's more a case of choosing to let one's hair grow than choosing to deliberately grow more hair. I don't think I'd enjoyed being "copied" in the way you suggest; other people "conforming to [my] standards", for purely aesthetic means, at least. I would be happy, however, if more people stopped caring so much about how they had to appear to other people (and how other people had to appear to them), especially from a gender-based perspective ("why aren't guys supposed to shave their armpits?", after all: equally, why are girls "supposed" to share theirs? and countless other sensible questions with ridiculous answers).
Also, for some reason, this sounds oddly like an excuse to be lazy about personal maintenance. Here's a good reason: Very few people like seeing a ridiculously hairy person. Is avoiding others' ire also vanity?
From the bizarre anime Hare+Guu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Har%C3%A9%2BGuu).Calling an anime "bizarre" is like saying that fire is "hot".
shaving your armpits is a matter of courtesy during a warm season, unless your sweat and decaying bacteries smell like roses.
*Maybe NSFW* or notSpoiler (click to show/hide)
That's what armpits should looks like, guys.
Then why do girls do it?