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Title: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Squeegy on February 22, 2009, 01:21:24 am
Hey guys! You might know me from the X-Com: UFO Defense and X-Com: Terror From the Deep LPs. So, since I've played those two, naturally I'd be playing Apocalypse next, right? Or Interceptor?

WRONG. why would you think I would play Interceptor that is a terrible game

Let's play UFO Defense again! Because we didn't have enough last time. Also, I beat it.

What is UFO Defense? Well, to plagiarize Wikipedia:
Spoiler: Ending Spoilers (click to show/hide)

"But Snowden!" I can hear you whining, "You never finished the TFTD LP!" That's because it's an underwater palette swap. Not a very interesting one at that. I could probably do the same thing on UFO Defense and have a lot more interest in it.
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Squeegy on February 22, 2009, 01:21:51 am
Soldier Roster
No one.

Inactive
No one.

Deceased
No one. Yet.

Waiting List
Commander Cool (webadict)
Okenido
chaoticjosh
Taniec
Strife - rifles
Aqizzar - autocannon, HE
Cheeetar
Agent Smith (neo1096) - pistols
Floirt - suicidal operative
Dwarfaholic
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Squeegy on February 22, 2009, 01:22:11 am
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f357/swallis21/ufo1.png)
The first thing every X-Com operation needs is a base.

(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f357/swallis21/ufo2.png)
And every base needs a name.
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: webadict on February 22, 2009, 01:24:02 am
Ah, what game of X-Com is complete without Commander Cool?
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Okenido on February 22, 2009, 01:26:02 am
I sign up to defend humanity again.
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Pandarsenic on February 22, 2009, 01:29:23 am
Er... I'll keep mine bumped but on hold while you do this, I guess?
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: webadict on February 22, 2009, 01:30:40 am
The name of the base shall be... Oasis
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Squeegy on February 22, 2009, 01:33:29 am
Oh, no, Pandarsenic, feel free to continue yours. I just wanted to as well.
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: JoshuaFH on February 22, 2009, 01:35:03 am
I wanna be one of the guys attacking Earth.
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Pandarsenic on February 22, 2009, 01:35:32 am
Ah, all right. I'll be getting mine running again soon, then.
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Taniec on February 22, 2009, 01:36:08 am
Signing up for duty. Always a good time to kill the alien scum. I would like to be a sniper or a crazy wielding rocket launching maniac.
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Strife26 on February 22, 2009, 01:39:47 am
Should Trifes or Strife be on board.

Let's go with Strife. I intend to retcon any deaths away, if possible (as all RPing on this board is cannon for him).
He prefers rifles if possible, although anything is fine.

I'd like to put Bay 12 foward as a base name again.
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Aqizzar on February 22, 2009, 01:46:44 am
Signing up to die pointlessly again.

Put the base in Louisiana, and call it Mudbone.
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Cheeetar on February 22, 2009, 01:55:44 am
Sign me up as Cheeetar. It eithers goes Cheeetar, Cheeetar Jr, Cheeetar Jr Jr OR Cheeetar v1, Cheeetar v2 etc. So, as permanent. If possible.
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: neo1096 on February 22, 2009, 02:06:13 am
Agent Smith the Pistoleer is back. He continues to speak in clipped metaphors.
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Floirt on February 22, 2009, 04:28:13 am
I sign up as Floirt, Suicidal Operative. I shall dual-wield TNT, or TNT plus stun rod.

I propose we put the base in France and call it "Whiteflag the Fortress of Surrender".
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Squeegy on February 22, 2009, 12:30:13 pm
Yeah, but the whole point of the organization is kind of not to surrender.
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Dwarfaholic on February 22, 2009, 01:06:34 pm
I'm signing up as a regular grunt. It is an honor to die for [Corporation name]!
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: The Keyword is Dong
Post by: Squeegy on February 23, 2009, 09:58:31 pm
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f357/swallis21/ufo3.png)
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f357/swallis21/ufo4.png)
BY POPULAR VOTE

(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f357/swallis21/ufo5.png)
THIS BASE IS NOT DONG-SHAPED AT ALL

THEY LIED TO ME

(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f357/swallis21/ufo6.png)
DONG SIGHTED

(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f357/swallis21/ufo7.png)
DONG CRASH LANDS! (over ocean)

(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f357/swallis21/ufo8.png)
BRAVE MEN PREPARE TO DIE

[removed]
WHOOPS

[removed]
NO ELECTRO-FLARES
NIGHT MISSIONS ONLY
FINAL DONGSTINATION

(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f357/swallis21/ufo11.png)
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY TANK

(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f357/swallis21/ufo12.png)
FIRST STEP OUTSIDE

(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f357/swallis21/ufo13.png)
OH SNAP SON

(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f357/swallis21/ufo14.png)
ALIESUCK DOWN

LET'S END OUR TURN

(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f357/swallis21/ufo15.png)
OH WOW I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING

(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f357/swallis21/ufo17.png)
OH SNAP

(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f357/swallis21/ufo16.png)
CRITICAL SHOOT FAILURE

(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f357/swallis21/ufo18.png)
ALIEN SHOOTING 2: DONG BOOGALOO

ALSO LET'S END OUR TURN AND HOPE NO MORE ALIENS POP UP

(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f357/swallis21/ufo19.png)
DARN

(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f357/swallis21/ufo20.png)
FUCK

(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f357/swallis21/ufo21.png)
FUCK YEAH LOOKIT ME I CAN TAKE GOOD SNAPSHOTS

(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f357/swallis21/ufo22.png)
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f357/swallis21/ufo23.png)
HUZZAH

TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR X-DONGS: DONG DEFENSE.
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Pandarsenic on February 23, 2009, 10:36:16 pm
.... What the hell just happened?
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Strife26 on February 23, 2009, 10:37:37 pm
?
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: neo1096 on February 23, 2009, 10:42:26 pm
I feel I should withdraw, but I resist and decide to continue. srsly man, wtf?
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Toady One on February 23, 2009, 11:59:01 pm
Hi.

So, responding to a moderator report is kind of like being dropped into a high-activity location and having to make sense of my surroundings before I deploy the squad.  I haven't quite completed the first step yet.

Is the following timeline correct?

1 - Squeegy proposes LP.
2 - People sign up for LP.
3 - LP proceeds but with dongs instead of people that signed up for LP.
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Squeegy on February 24, 2009, 12:03:47 am
s'called a joke update. I wanted to update but I was too lazy. Wow, someone seriously reported me?
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: inaluct on February 24, 2009, 12:06:12 am
Look, you clearly spent a lot of time on that. It's a huge update, and it obviously took more effort on your part to make it than it would have if you had made an ordinary update.
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Okenido on February 24, 2009, 12:07:17 am
I'm pretty sure that drawing a phallus in almost every frame is against the rules.
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: JoshuaFH on February 24, 2009, 12:09:07 am
Drawing a phallus? I don't see any phalluses.

I thought it was funny.
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: inaluct on February 24, 2009, 12:12:48 am
I thought it was funny until I realized how long it was and how much effort he had put into it. Then I thought it was just sad.
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Cheeetar on February 24, 2009, 12:15:40 am
I'm surprised you didn't replace DOSBox up in the top left with DONGBox.
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Toady One on February 24, 2009, 12:23:36 am
Wait, are there dicks in almost every frame?  I see the word, but not any porn.  But I'm not that familiar with graphics for this game.  I don't see dicks...  I'd hate to ask people to point them out.
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: neo1096 on February 24, 2009, 12:24:53 am
They are referring to the drawn in black outlines. Around the heads of the soldiers and such.
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Toady One on February 24, 2009, 12:31:07 am
Those are phalluses?  Anyway, I see a clear one now, in the crash site window one.  Penises bother people!  And they spawn more penises until the forum is full of them.  It would be best if the dicks went away and didn't come back.
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Footkerchief on February 24, 2009, 12:34:22 am
Penises spawning penises.  Yet another quality they share with plump helmets.
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: inaluct on February 24, 2009, 12:36:25 am
Dammit. You just ruined the way I imagine plump helmets.
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: webadict on February 24, 2009, 12:59:46 am
I... I wish this had been a real update...
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Aqizzar on February 24, 2009, 03:13:47 am
That was a real update.  Squeegy got Toady to talk about penises.  Totally worth it.

I might be connecting too many things, but I think the DONGS bit was a reference to the Penny Arcade forums.  Their gaming boards are replete with failed X-COM Let's Plays, and by Penny Arcade cultural tradition, the bases, squads, and everything else in the game is renamed after wangs, dongs, and cocks.
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Toady One on February 24, 2009, 03:09:19 pm
I guess I wasn't clear.  I removed the brazen one I found, and the one above it because I missed the (img) link first time.
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Roundabout Lout on February 24, 2009, 05:25:10 pm
To think I just noticed this thread, and came in to sign up.  o_o
Wow....
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Squeegy on February 24, 2009, 06:53:20 pm
That was a real update.  Squeegy got Toady to talk about penises.  Totally worth it.

I might be connecting too many things, but I think the DONGS bit was a reference to the Penny Arcade forums.  Their gaming boards are replete with failed X-COM Let's Plays, and by Penny Arcade cultural tradition, the bases, squads, and everything else in the game is renamed after wangs, dongs, and cocks.
no. I was just bored, and figured I should update. So I made a joke one.

I thought it was funny until I realized how long it was and how much effort he had put into it. Then I thought it was just sad.
are you kidding me it took me thirty seconds
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: REAL UPDATE FOR REAL THIS TIME. REALLY.
Post by: Squeegy on February 24, 2009, 07:26:32 pm
Okay, for real. Let's play X-Com: UFO Defense! I won't bother to write this one narratively and will instead explain what's going on for anyone who hasn't played.

The pictures are rather large, so let's put them in spoilers:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Tune in next time for more X-Com: UFO Defense!
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Aqizzar on February 24, 2009, 07:30:27 pm
I assume the flood of "blocked by photobucket" pics are part of the joke too?
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Gunner-Chan on February 24, 2009, 07:41:55 pm
Aw man, Suqeegy you did NOT just do that right?

What's going on here anyway?
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Squeegy on February 24, 2009, 07:58:07 pm
oh shit, did I forget to put the 'don't hurt me Sniper Joe' disclaimer?
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Okenido on February 24, 2009, 08:09:08 pm
Hey Squeegy what is your greatest fear anyway?
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Gunner-Chan on February 24, 2009, 08:47:09 pm
Hey Squeegy what is your greatest fear anyway?

Obviously the fear of me ambushing him with a Fairburn-Sykes knife while he takes a dump.

:P
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Pandarsenic on February 24, 2009, 09:04:42 pm
I have gained a keen understanding of why Squeegy said I should go along with my X-com LP at the same time as his....
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Roundabout Lout on February 24, 2009, 10:18:33 pm
*headdesk*
over, and over, and over, etc
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: WorkerDrone on February 24, 2009, 10:57:06 pm
Is this a joke thread? No really, I know theres something funny going on here, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Gunner-Chan on February 24, 2009, 11:04:54 pm
Is this a joke thread? No really, I know theres something funny going on here, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

Cherkov Workerdrone, I command you to take your silenced k98 rifle and shoot Squeegy in the head.

Für das Vaterland!
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: WorkerDrone on February 25, 2009, 12:38:16 am
Für den Imperator! (I like being different. :P)

Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: JoshuaFH on February 25, 2009, 12:40:43 am
You don't have to try to be different WorkerDrone, you just have to be you!

Take that as encouragingly or as insultingly as you like.
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: WorkerDrone on February 25, 2009, 12:51:01 am
Hm. You know ChaoticJosh, your always so strangely bastardly, yet friendly at the same time.

Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Squeegy on February 25, 2009, 01:03:34 am
Okay guys real update tomorrow. Really for real. Really. As long as I can unhook myself from the fishing pole of Silent Storm.
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Gunner-Chan on February 25, 2009, 01:06:23 am
That pole goes deep man... Deep.

You got images or an actual cd? Because I'm going to be so mad at you if it's a hard copy.

Well not really, but I want an actual gold edition copy... There's no crack for Sentinels V.1.1 D:

Edit: Also, Allies? Pftt.
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Pandarsenic on February 25, 2009, 03:46:07 am
That pole goes deep man... Deep.

That's what she said.

Pandarsenic is shot by the classiness police.
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: WorkerDrone on February 25, 2009, 04:05:02 pm
Well. Now that Pandar is dead, we can finally dance on his grave.

WorkerDrone then procedes to dance on Pandarsenic's grave.
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Squeegy on February 26, 2009, 10:55:50 pm
Okay guys, I've finally come off my Silent Storm high via lots of very angry German bullets. I should have an update by tomorrow and if not feel free to start combat and shoot me.

EDIT: Or I could leave this up to Panda and start a more interesting forum game. Your choice, guys.
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Pandarsenic on February 27, 2009, 05:24:54 am
I'm busy for a while. Go for it, Squeegy.
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Gunner-Chan on February 27, 2009, 05:36:41 am
Okay guys, I've finally come off my Silent Storm high via lots of very angry German bullets. I should have an update by tomorrow and if not feel free to start combat and shoot me.

Just so I know in advance, you want a long burst, or a short burst?
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Squeegy on February 27, 2009, 06:55:30 pm
So by 'go for it' do you mean 'update' or 'give up'? >_> <_<

And I AM sorry for the fake updates and the lack of progress on this, but I've had a lot of projects pop up suddenly, so I haven't had much time, and I've kind of gotten bored of X-Com after TFTD.
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Pandarsenic on March 01, 2009, 09:45:37 pm
So by 'go for it' do you mean 'update' or 'give up'? >_> <_<

And I AM sorry for the fake updates and the lack of progress on this, but I've had a lot of projects pop up suddenly, so I haven't had much time, and I've kind of gotten bored of X-Com after TFTD.
UPPDAET.

Back from weekend trip, tired as fuuuuuck. D:
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Gunner-Chan on March 01, 2009, 09:56:33 pm
Am I allowed to shoot Squeegy yet?
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: JoshuaFH on March 01, 2009, 10:10:20 pm
Am I allowed to shoot Squeegy yet?
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Gunner-Chan on March 01, 2009, 10:18:04 pm
Am I allowed to shoot Squeegy yet?

Herr officer, we must know!
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Boksi on March 02, 2009, 10:41:28 am
Who cares? Do eet anyway, it'll be funny.
Title: Let's Play Silent storm! Update in the wrong thread! FUR DAS VATERLAND!!!
Post by: Gunner-Chan on March 02, 2009, 06:00:03 pm
Bonus update time!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v483/sniper_joe/Letsplaysilentstorm/Newupdates/squeegy-1.jpg)
Squeegy: Dammit, my first X-Com LP failed, I quit my TFTD LP... And now I can't even win at Silent storm, that Sniper Joe guy is doing so much better than me at it... It's not fair... I guess I could just try a good old Dwarf Fortress LP...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v483/sniper_joe/Letsplaysilentstorm/Newupdates/squeegy-2.jpg)
Squeegy: Eh?

Sniper Joe: Herr squeegy, I am here as part of our agreement.

Squeegy: What are you talking about?

Sniper Joe: You had instructed someone to shoot you if you failed to make an update in time... I'm afraid you failed...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v483/sniper_joe/Letsplaysilentstorm/Newupdates/squeegy-5.jpg)
Squeegy: DAMMIT, DIE NAZI!

Sniper Joe: ... Your aim stinks worse than Markovs ever did...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v483/sniper_joe/Letsplaysilentstorm/Newupdates/squeegy-7.jpg)
Sniper Joe: This is how we do it in Deutschland!

Squeegy: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!! My spleen!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v483/sniper_joe/Letsplaysilentstorm/Newupdates/squeegy-8.jpg)
Sniper Joe: I bet Vantler would like another test subject...

Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Squeegy on March 02, 2009, 06:48:49 pm
Dwarf Fortress LP

See The Museum.
Title: Re: Let's Play X-Com: Sign Up to Die For Your Planet
Post by: Dwarmin on March 02, 2009, 11:32:19 pm
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3617/3324211991_169cba6d96.jpg?v=0)

 :'(