Oh, and cheetar? Do you know what happened to the civilian Intellectual leader?He was walking southeast away from what I belive is a frat house?
No, SHE got shot to death.Sir Im pretty sure the arrow is pointing to the strange man in the castro looking getup.
Build a school! Education of our youth is the most important thing!No, don't! If you do, the intellectuals will start thinking for themselves. We can't have that.
pineapples.
Schools will need to wait until there's a reason for people to need schooling.Not being a barbaric hoard is reason enough!
Just for reference we have three farms, two growing corn and one growing Pineapples.switch the two corn farms to pineapple farms, this will make them only produce exotic fruit.
You can grow papayas too. The great thing is that papayas double as meals, so you don't need corn anymore.Yes, then remove both corn and pineapples and replace with papayas.
But there is quite a lot of trees in the way.
Bah, how much do Papayas sell for?
And thats not just walking around money now is it?Bah, how much do Papayas sell for?
About $600 a load.
And pineapples sell for...?
And pineapples sell for...?
I'm really tempted to start learning how to use Gimp so I can draw MSPaint communist murals and put pictures of them on real walls, complete with textures. It would be funny.
Is there anything else growable other than papayas, pineapples, and corn?Tobbaco (1000 per load (highest unprocessed farming price), can be processed into cigars) sugar (Practically impossible to grow (so not a cash crop), can be processed into rum (V. Profitable)) coffee (Needs high-up location)
CHURCHES
YOU MUST BUILD A CHURCHES
From my limited experience, you have two choices: Build a church ASAP or bribe/arrest/kill the religious leader. On account of how religion quality drops to <20 in 10 years and all religious supporters start rebelling.
And if there isn't enough workforce to support it fire all but 2 of your dockworkers.
Also, I notice that the ruins are very close to your town- Perhaps a cheap tourism industry could be set up?
You killed all the high schoolers already?
Fire them.
If you're going to get goats, we're going to need laws to prevent mistreatment of those goats.And if you're going to get laws to prevent mistreatment of those
Anyway, you know what causes cancer? Pollution. Pollution from the factories of capitalist pigs who skin and devour the proletariat to stoke the furnaces of their mighty engines of sorrow. This was an assassination, comrades! Someone wanted Comrade Brown out of the way, so they gave her cancer!I agree! We need to take a stand against pollution. If we get those damn greedy capitalists out of the way in the process, well, an added bonus!
Mainiacs fucking wife. His wife! Ugh!
pineapple money.
Hey, Presidente Rana, where did you come from anyway? How did you find yourself as El Presidente? What kind of man are you?
Flaw: Alcoholic (I couldn't' think of another one to fit... But it can be understandable)
Hey, benevolent dictator, could you rename the wife of the deceased Minister Mainiac so that her last name is Mainiac? It would be nice to have someone carry on the name. Oh, and please don't kill her before she has some kids to carry on the name as well.
Is there a Ministry of War yet?
Hey, benevolent dictator, could you rename the wife of the deceased Minister Mainiac so that her last name is Mainiac? It would be nice to have someone carry on the name. Oh, and please don't kill her before she has some kids to carry on the name as well.
I did that as soon as I named you, your two kids too. One of them is 13 and is already farming Papayas.
Also I just threw her out of her old Tenement.
Like I said, you can just make suggestions or criticisms at will. The ministrys are mainly a formality.I meant if there was someone who already held the title of Ministry of War. I knew we really are just citizens, but just so i know.
Also I think my game is bugged... NO WAY is fruit supposed to give me THOUSANDS per load!
How many soldiers do we have?
Where's the guard tower? And is that general I saw walking around titled "El Baribillo"?
What's the strategy to your "improvements" oh Generalissimo? I haven't tried playing a despotic tyrant enough to really know how rebels like to attack, but don't they bum rush the palace and armory?
Man, your strategy is so much more involved than mine. Even at my most compassionate, I consider shanty-towns a natural state of residence for people without incomes. I've never had an island with no shacks.
Do they actually do anything useful other than stand there waiting to knock you off your throne?
Alright... Can we fight a global superpower? Or will we just be carpet bombed to death?
Another reminder is what happened in Cuba. Once the Russians started putting up missiles, America went psycho!
Alright... Can we fight a global superpower? Or will we just be carpet bombed to death?
i hope you know that half of the weapons of that base are targetting us.
Quiet dead man, Russia is here to protect! The Newspaper office and Restaurant are done, but now I turn to you my advisers. What do we do now?Lets start on this whole goat arc.
No, I'm a Generalissimo. Canned food keeps better for our glorious soldiers!What?!? Havent you ever heard of the spanish-american war?
Also on a minor note, Santiago Rodriguez's son has followed in his fathers footsteps and joined our military.
How old is he anyway? I bet he just got out of highschool, so he's probably like 15.
The Генералитет бака олова of yours does not truly see the issue at stake here. How can you think of material goods with such an unfair wage problem? We cannot think of record players for the people when they do not all get papaya. Sell the last of your strange fruit, and grow good, organic, natural things, like potatoes. All potatoes are the same, and nobody goes hungry. Plus, there is always Водочка.
And what of the education Tropico provides? It will only serve to instill capitalist notions in the people! Give the people a good, solid education, and teach them to be god-fearing. It would be as God intended.
Do the people a favor, приятель, and "Fix" the wages. Tell the stuck up bitch in her clinic that she can be paid as like a farmer. Incidentally, comrade, how's your head? That was quite a show you put on last night. The lamp is salvageable, ya?
goats of course! All this work has been building on our goat milk climax!
Just armories and guard towers, and he's already got those.
The Army base doesn't actually do anything except take up space. I don't have the expansions, so I have no idea how the dungeon works.
heavy industryNO. We don't need it and we don't want it.
HE COMESHE is going to love our world renowned goat milk!