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This is a simple game. Post an excuse to ban the poster above you. Doesn't need to be a good reason. Like, the next poster could say "I ban Shzar because I don't know how to pronounce his name." Try to avoid 'banning' people for serious reasons, like their religious views or whatnot.
So, someone ban me!
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He is posting a pointless topic that may or may not be to ban a large amount of users from the forum
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Only a spambot wouldn't have a capitalized username.
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There are numbers in his name.
edit: I just remembered what my username is... :-[
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He's a bloody hypocrite.
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^ Ban for pretentious long winded sig.
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^Ban because his name isn't at all unique.
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^ Banned for having a name resembling 'Cheater'.
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banned for being psychotic
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Banned for being phallic and delicious.
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^ Banned for indecent exposure of nipples.
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Banned for damn near everything. But mostly VN.
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banned for being U-ish
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Ban the guy above for explicit nickname...
*sigh*...
this would be SO much easier if Inaluct hadn't been muted...
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Ban for using a .gif for their avatar.
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Ban for using a .gif for their avatar.
Man!!! Life is movement...
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Ban for not banning Okenido.
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ban for banning for not banning
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Banned for ban evasion.
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Banned for awesome Shodan avatar.
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You are banned for banning someone with a compliment.
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^ Banned for giving bread to Elves. ♥
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Banned for the same reasons as Okenido.
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Banned for not stating a complete reason of what reason the person you are banning is being banned for and having others reading your banning reason have to look back to find the reason Okenido was banned.
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Banned for overcomplication.
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^^Banned for excessive simplification.
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Banned for not striking first.
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^^Banned for banning me twice...
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Banned for not adhering to being banned.
(how fun is this supposed to be, if people come and post after being banned though? I'd think it'll be more entertaining anyways.)
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Banned for trying to debate within this thread.
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Banned for weeaboo.
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Banned
for trying not to debate. because I didn't see you there, Pandar!
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^^Banned because I can.
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^^Banned because he is bold enough to ban himself in the future.

WOW... I've created a paradox!
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Banned for double posting.
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Banned for supporting a game series now owned by EA.
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^Banned for banning someone who serves Kane, who is awesome.
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Banned for denying H.
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Banned for dabbling in programming.
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Banned for not making steam powered nanobots, yet.
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Banned for having bread in the clouds.
Bread belongs in mah belly.
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Banned for gluttony.
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Banned for tattling!
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Banned for not being in a stack.
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All of you are BANNED! For typing too fast!
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Banned for a 1:3 Vowel:Consonant ratio.
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You are banned for typing too slow... I guess... AND PENGUINS DON'T FLY!
You are banned for not letting me post!
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Banned for mentioning elves.
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Banned for dangerous Pokemania.
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Banned for tossing jars of piss around.
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Banned for not respecting the art of Jarate.
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You are banned because you cannot begin to fathom the ways of Jarate!
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Banned for 50th reply.
Banned for 51st reply.
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^^banned for signing up in 2008...
man... this site has more history... You're just newb scum and can't ban anyoby...
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@ Vlynndar: You are banned for banning me for banning Errol for banning you for banning Pandar for banning Errol for banning me for banning Pandar for banning you for banning Pandar for banning me for banning you for banning Duke for banning me for banning Pandar for banning Okenido for banning Psyco Jelly for banning Okenido for banning Archangel for banning Alexhans for banning himself for banning me for banning Pandar for banning Okenido for banning n9103 for banning Alexhans for banning Okenido for banning Alexhans for banning Iituem for banning me for banning Duke for banning Sniper Joe for banning me for banning moocowmoo for banning Shzar for banning sausage for banning me for banning Alexhans for NOT banning Okenido for banning Alexhans for banning sausage for banning Duke for banning Okenido for banning moocowmoo for banning sausage for banning Psyco Jelly for banning Cheeetar for banning moocowmoo for banning Strife for banning Deimos for banning Strife for banning sausage for banning Shzar!
Alexhans is BANNED for posting before me!
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Banned: Post exceeding 5 lines.
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^^Banned for quoting toady (in your sig) without authorization.
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Banned: Post starting with 2 non-letter and non-numeric characters.
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^Banned for anti-penguin propaganda.
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PJ banned for almost brining back a war Toady personally disproved of.
PS: I haven't laughed as much as I did over this thread for ages! :D
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^ Banned for using a religious username.
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^ Banned for a vaguely political avatar.
Edit: Oh dammit.
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Banned for teh anti-moe sentiments
(excluding Kamina)
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Banned: User wrote "the" as "teh"
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Banned for grammar nazism.
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Banned:
User has hypocrite statement in his/her avatar. Banned for banning Grammar Nazists.
Banned for not having the same avatar with description below the avatar
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Banned for avatar fixation
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Banned for lack of signature.
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Banned for misspeling Plutonium.
Also, rectangular avatar, euugh...
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Banned for unprovoked insulting of someone's image.
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Banned for the disclaimer in your signature.
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Banned for being weird.
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Banned for your avatar being impossible to see against the Darkling background.
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Banned for misspeling Plutonium.
Also, rectangular avatar, euugh...
It's perfectly square! I don't know why it's all wonky.
You got me on the pluntonium though. I'll fix it some time... some time when plutonium has a different spelling so it remains the same length.
ANYWAY.
Banned for not being mean enough against the non-darkling! USE DARKLING OR SUFFER.
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I ban myself.
(http://www.ganggarrison.com/forums/Smileys/classic/awesomexq8.gif)
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Okay, you're banned then.
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Banned for, for your lies. And turning his chin green.
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Banned for being a drone.
(I just changed to darkling. My avatar is easily visible)
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Banned: User should have changed to Darkling theme sooner.
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Banned for having red in your avatar.
(I tried it soon after I joined the forum but I switched back 'cos I didn't like it)
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Banned for posting such an obvious bait for a ban based entirely on hate. Troll!
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Banned for speciesist hate
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Banned for the glory of Mein Führer
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Banned: Post includes non-English words.
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Verboten für völlig uninteressant gründen.
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Banned: For being more learned than me.
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Banned for not realizing the ready availability of internet translators.
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Banned because of equating forbidden with Banned.
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Banned because I don't quite get why you banned him and how he was doing what you were saying he was doing and now I'm confused.
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Banned: Post contains confusion.
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Banned: documentation of confusion. FORBIDDEN.
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Banned: One of your sentences is all caps.
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Banned for masquerading as penguin whilst you are quite clearly a demon of industry
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Banned for not respecting diplomatic immunity.
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Banned for respecting diplomatic immunity.
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Banned for being a rabbit-like
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banned for confusing use of the word 'a'.
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banned for banning me TWICE!
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Banned: Post does not begin with a capital letter.
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Banned : Questioning my San Reich, GRAMMAR NAZI spiritual persona!
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Banned: because, hell, I'm on a roll here.
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Banned: Excessive use of commars.
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Banned: Excessive posting in thread about banning people.
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Banned: Excessive banning in a thread about banning people.
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Banned for ignoring more important threads... (you know what I'm taking about)
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Banned: Post contains unsolicited advertisement for other forum-based games.
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Banned: For opposing the Penguin Empire.
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Banned: Penguin Empire founded by known rebel.
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Banned for being from Netherlands...
How's your Fashjer?
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Banned for taking the netherlanders out BEFORE I CAN KICK THEM!
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Banned for not knowing that infact- ha ha! I am from scotland, not dutchlands! I hat the dutchlands greatly! They are flat! And boring! And their education system is, whilst superior in quality, less conductive to personal activities than the scottish educational system! [other stuff that makes the dutchlands boring]!
!!!
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Banned: Post contains boredom.
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Banned: Using the B-o-r-e word.
Edit: Why am I doing this?
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Banned: Post contains a sequence of letters and dashes that is not found in the English language.
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Banned; Error, could not subtract 'o' from 'B'. Error, could not subtract 'r' from 'o'. Error, could not subtract 'e' from 'r'.
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^^Banned for trying to make a smart joke and failing miserably...
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Banned: Banned the blood god
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Banned : Please! No violence! It is better to just love everybody, not waging war on them! ♥
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Banned for dissing username numbers.
But really, we are all banned. Why the hell are we posting here?
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Banned: Questioning using logic in this thread
Banned: Not waiting for me to finish updating my post before yourself posting
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Banned for Warmongering
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Banned: Used the word "warmongering" in a sentence.
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Banned: Used the word "warmongering" in a sentence.
warmongering
Banned for hypocrisy.
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Banned because I want to.
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Banned: stole idea out of my mind
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Banned for using, an older than the internet meme.
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Banned: Avatar is an engraving of a king/queen
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Banned for not understanding that the King and Queen look like this.
@
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Banned for using colourfull writing that suggests sexual innendo. (Hope I spelled tgat right...)
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Banned: misspelled "that"
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Banned: For willfully misspelling "Dwarf" in signature.
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Banned: For being a grammar Nazi that's not ME
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Banned for repeatedly ignoring the bans you received.
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♥
*Armok gives IWM a big, fuzzy, unintentionally creepy hug!* ^_^
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BANNED FOR PUTTING HIM IN A AWKWARD SITUATION. AND NOT BANNING SOMEONE.
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Banned: all caps
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^^ Banned for not writing this:
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LETS DO THIS!!!!
You are banned Alexhans because you resemble ham to me!!
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You would all be banned for trying to ban and not being banners, trying to ban for banning, restriction of free speech by banning when not being banners, for trying to act like big pieces of cloth with messages on them hanging from walls and things, banning for silly reasons for banning banners, and banning banners banning banning banners banning banners banning banners who banned banners, banning banners in the process.
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YOU ARE BANNED LEGOLORD FOR REASON TOLD ABOVE.
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^^Banned for encouraging money waste...
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Banned for not encouraging money waste!
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Banned for not being imaginative enough with my previous ban.
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Banned for reading my post!
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Banned: Ban-o-meter is now over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Banned for memeing.
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Banned for saying something i dont understand.
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Banned: lack of understanding
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Banned for pointing out someone-else's faults
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Banned for having a far to similar name to RedWarrior0.
...TO SIMILAR. I CALL BS.
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^^Banned for distracting me from my responsabilities...
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Banned for interrupting me while I got out my banhammer
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Banned for stealing my idea.
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Banned: thinks I care
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Banned. Poor justification for banning.
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SolarShado, Internet User cancels Ban Forumgoer: Banned
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Banned: Didn't ban someone
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Banned for implementing internet memetics to Dwarf Fortress.
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Banned: User has banned the wrong user.
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^ Banned.
For not looking at RedWarrior0's signature.
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Banned for lack of programming skills.
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Banned: User has not presented any proof prooving that other User has inferior computer programming skills.
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Banned for assuming I had any programming skills. Also, flashing avatar of penguinic EVIL.
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Banned: for preventing me to ban Poltifar...
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Banned: I did that already
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OMGUS Banned: So what? Banned for trying to copyright bans.
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Banned: Banned the copyright of bans.
The above ban is copyrighted in 2009 by the bAn corporation
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...
And then Toady appeared, and was all like,
You are all banned for sillyness.
And everyone is like: Is he kidding? Please let him be kidding.
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BANNED FOR bAn corporation looking silly!
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...
And if Toady DID appear, I would ban him for taking too long to finish the next release
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Banned: insulted bAn corporation!
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^^Banned: BLASPHEMY! :o
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Banned: no sense of humor
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Banned due to reminding me of Red Faction.
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Banned due to reminding me of Red Faction and how I didn't get it.
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Banned for holding loli cheese porn.
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Banned: User posting this very message is annoyed that everyone seems to want to ban him and thus is taking out his rage by banning Okenido for no reason.
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Banned for participating in a game that annoys him
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Ban for denying our penguin overlords.
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Banned: the Red Wings are better
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Banned for posting your opinion.
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Banned: totalitarian attitude to independent decision making
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Banned for not being communist.
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Banned: Communism was the bad part of the Soviet Union.
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Banned for banning me. :P
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Banned for banning user because he banned you.
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Banned for your love of the 4X genre.
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Banned: depraved children's cartoons
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Banned for ending your screen name in a 0.
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Banned for ending your screen name in a 'c'.
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Banned for copying my ban reason with a tiny adjustment.
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Banned: forgot to copyright ban
The above ban is copyrighted in 2009 by the bAn corporation
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Bannin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
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Banned for having an anti-penguin avatar with a penguin in it.
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Banned: Red Wings are better
The above ban is copyrighted in 2009 by the bAn corporation
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Banned for posting the same thing before it was copyrighted. (What? Time parodox?)
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Banned: No reason to be Banned.
(http://www.shootthestupid.com/wp-content/uploads/noerrorbig.jpg)
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Banned: used a picture in ban
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Banned for being jealous of an original idea.
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Banned:
Implied Explicitly stated that I am jealous.
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Banned.
I don't remember you in the Various Nonsense (failed) Revolution.
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Banned:
I want to forget your contribution in that "Revolution"
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Banned for being reply #199.
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Banned: Someone else hasn't already
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^^Banned due to abuse of banning powers.
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Banned: I enjoy getting a chance to be a jerk
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Banned: You enjoy getting a chance to be a jerk.
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Banned: Jerk-hating
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Banned for not abusing banning powers
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Banned: insulted me by saying I'm not abusing power
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Banned:
I was feeling a little cold this morning.
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Banned: put reason for ban on separate line from announcement of ban
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Banned: for banning someone who tried to format their ban
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Banned.
I haven't even heard of you before.
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Banned: you fail to recognize someone
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Banned: For not recognizing me either
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Ban.
Numbers aren't inventive.
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Banned: "RedWarrior" was already taken on Xbox LIVE
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Banned for using a console.
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Banned for not liking consoles
(I only put 0 to shorten it from it's normal Zero)
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Banned for being lazy.
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Banned: disliking laziness
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Banned for disliking me.
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Banned: I never said I didn't like you
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Banned: They're called dwarves, not dorfs.
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Banned: I've been banned for that already
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Banned for spitting out bans too fast for anyone to say anything.
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Banned: I don't care
The above ban is copyrighted in 2009 by the bAn corporation
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Banned for copyrighting a ban.
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Banned: banned copyright of bans
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OK....
Okenido and RedWarrior0:
SUPER BAN FOR ANNOYING PEOPLE WITH A SIMPLE GAME!!!
BANNED FOR NOT TAKING THE TIME TO BE CREATIVE!!!!
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Banned: all caps ;D
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Alexhans: Ban for wanting us to be creative.
RedWarrior0: Ban for not being creative.
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Banned for banning two people.
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Banned: Legos are MY thing
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Ban: Sekai > Legos
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Banned for claiming anything better than LEGOs.
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Banned for claiming that LEGOs are better than Sekai.
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Permabanned: oughtright blasphemy, for legos are supreme
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Banned for not capitalizing LEGOs.
hopefully we are now back on a more creative track.
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Banned: Suggesting that we are creative.
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Banned: I lack creativity
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Banned: I got a text message telling me that I will die.
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Banned: you will. You don't know when
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Banned for encouraging the crazy guy.
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Bnd; pst cntains to mny vowls
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Banned for excessive misspellings.
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Headshot Banned: Snipers deployed to recover your tactical nuke
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Banned for turning this into a weapon "thing"
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Facepalm banned: I'm trying to do something slightly more creative than just bans.
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Banned because you failed.
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Banned: missing two spaces under your avatar.
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Banned: Missing one avatar under your user name.
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Banned: All caps in username
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Banned for excessive banning.
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Banned: (Insert long, boring, uncreative reason here)
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Banned for not having a reason for banning th above user.
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Banned for not using a vowel after 'TH'.
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Banned for having a name that involves meat products.
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A grand mob; A bane an fescue.
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Banned: incoherence
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Banned for insulting my grand and historical username!
Which incidentally contains numbers as a part of the name not as some sort of silly add on!
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Banned for impatience: Read it through.
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Banned: wrong guy
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Prohíbo tu porque es RedWarrior0.
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Banned: You misspelt a word.
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Banned for striking plutonium.
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Banned for striking plutonium.
It's actually pluntonium.
But I understand your mistake.
...
...
...
NOT
BANNED!
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Banned: forgot to ban
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Banned: Failed to realize that the person you banned did ban the person above him!
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Banned for banning some one for being slower than you.
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Banned for hilarious reasons which I'll put down here when I've remembered them.
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Banned for bad innuendo.
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You are banned for contributing for this thread that gained 15 pages when I was gone for a 13 hours.
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Banned for echoing my sentiments.
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Banned for soon to be paradox.
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Banned for never updating Internet Is On Fire
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Banned for never updating Internet Is On Fire
You are banned for not setting it out.
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^banned for having a picture we can't figure out what is it about.
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Banned for not being able to figure out Jackbread's avatar.
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Banned for the Banned God, and Censure for his Censored Throne.
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Banned for capitalizing more than half the words in your post.
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Banned : No girls sighted
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If you're reading this, you're banned, for posting in this topic. Now go get a life ;)
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Banned for rotating block of Hydralisk.
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^^Banned for having a pixelated rat musketeer as an avatar... a contradiction... musketeers aren't sneaky...
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Banned: It's a cutebold pimp, AIGHT!?
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Banned: mis-spelling in avatar caption
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Banned for banning with a reason that's been used several times already.
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Banned : LEGO
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Banned: YURI
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Banned for not clearly explaing the reason for banning Ninja'd
Banned for being cheese on a stick.
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Banned: Fuck yeah Ninja'd!!
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banned for stealing my signature
any idea who actually grabbed it first?
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Already said why I banned SolarShado, so I'm going to say why woose is banned.
Banned: CHEESE DOES NOT COME IN HUNG
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Banned: Not moving on.
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BANNED: EX-VN REVOLUTINEER
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^^Banned: You're on drugs. :o
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Banned: I didn't sell nobody nothin'
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Banned: Your royalty, and you're irreverent to today's society. :P
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BANNED: NOW YOU ARE IRRELEVANT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Banned for excessive punctuation..
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Banned, ninja'd me, drugs suspected.
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Banned for possibly being a NARC.
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Banned for inhaling.
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Banned for having ANYTHING to do with drugs.
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Banned for not appreciating the human form whilst stoned to hell
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Banned, to test out my new ban-hammer.
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Banned for being a flaming frenchie.
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Banned for having the name "sephiroth" like 50% of the internet.
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Banned for not retuning my phone calls.
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Banned for being a crybaby...
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Banned for insensitivity *sob*
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Banned for liking Sam & Max.
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Banned for obsession with psychotic women.
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Banned for Dissing his 'Hos'...
(Pimp Kobold, Woman Avatar... Ah My comedy is wasted...)
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BANNED
MISSPELT HOES
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You are ALL banned for making 100pi replies in a day!
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Banned: User posting this very post agrees with the idea that the previous post expresses. Thus, the poster of the previous post must be banned.
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Banned for being a scumbag.
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Banned for foul language. But really for banning someone who agrees with me. Though he stabbed me in the back.
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Banned for banning in violation of Free Speech rights.
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Banned for playing a guitar at people you filthy liberal you.
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Banned for being radioactive. And a scumbag.
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Banned for profaning a religious figure.
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banned to mars.
go home you.
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Banned for lack of capitalization.
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Banned because you're the last to post and, therefore, bannable.
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Banned because of your banning of another poster.
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Banned for your hypocrytical banning!
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Banned for having a mineral in username.
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Banned for being Russian and because I couldn't think if anything better.
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In soviet russia, random people ban you!
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Banned for not specifying clearly who is banning whom.
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Banned for not understanding: They're clearly banning you. So you're actually banned twice :P
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Banned for Double Teaming...
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Banned for discouraging teamwork. And also for innuendo.
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Banned for being against Tag Teams.
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Ban for double vowel.
NO BAN BACKS.
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Banned because I don't like you. No, well, not really.
Just look at my armpit ♥ fu fu fu~
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Fu fu fu? Why do people always say that?
I BAN Too.
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Banned for typing the word 'ban' in capital letters.
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BANNED for not.
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Banned for burning money.
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BANNED from me being banned for the same reason again.
NO BAN BACKS.
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Banned because baby got ban back.
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BANNED for reminding me of delicious song.
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BANNED
DRAGONS
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BANNED for converting Space Pirates into some generic ascii-forumgame.
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Banned for bashing ascii.
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BANNED for some generic reason.
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BANNED
-LACK OF GOOD REASON
-LACK OF TRUST IN SPACE PIRATES FORUM GAME FRANCHISE
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BANNED for milking Space Pirated franchise
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BANNED
HAS NOT BOUGHT OFFICIAL SPACE PIRATE T-SHIRT (In stores now for only 19.99!)
HAS ALSO NOT BOUGHT ERROL PLUSHY (Comes with 3 different forms of 'It')
HAS ALSO NOT BOUGHT MORNING STAR CONVERTIBLE BATTLE SHIP WITH ACTION FIGURE CREW (Accessories sold separately)
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BANNED for selling Errol action figures/plushies and not bundling them with industrial-strength Brain Bleach.
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BANNED
SUGGESTING I AM A SERIAL KILLER
Dude. Two bottles of brain bleach come free with every errol plushie and the morning star convertible battle ship. As well as a mat for crying in a ball on the ground
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Banned for advertising.
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Banned by a former minister. Nuff said
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Banned because L doesn't want to be your avatar.
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Thou art banned for thine misspellings of the word graduated.
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Banned for bein' yeller.
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Banned for imitating a bodypart of a deity.
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Banned for the disappearance of ASTROIDS.
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Banned for using my point to ban Sean.
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Banned for fighting me in ASTROIDS.
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Banned for lack of technological progress pertaining to nanobots.
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Banned, cause I pulled the lever
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Banned: I had that lever forbidden
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BANNED
FORBADE LEVER ESSENTIAL IN OPERATION 'FLOOD THE WORLD WITH MAGMA (AGAIN)'
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Banned for making a system in the attempt to flood the world with magma (again).
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BANNED for being an elf.
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Banned because Bob telepathically told me to.
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banned for using elfy tellyepamathication.
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Banned for eating something I can't identify.
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Banned for being a prissy elf who can't recognize MAGMA.
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Banned for not using MAGMA as much as you should.
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BANNED FOR BEING AN ELF.
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BANNED FOR NOT HAVING A TROLL-AVATAR!
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banned for posting in all caps.
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BANNED FOR NOT.
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Banned for being a Very Silly Boy.
and the troll thing, that too.
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Hah! This is the first I heard of people WANTING me to be a troll.
Banned because.
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Banned for pulling that trick your parents always used to pull when you were young.
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Banned because i am abusing my admin powers.
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banned for lack of HUEG eyebrows.
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You don't have hueg eyebrows either hypocrite!
(http://www.romancingsingapore.com/articlefiles/thumbnail_58744banned.jpg)
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Banned for banning.
Yeah, I went there.
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Banned for changing your avatar more than once in a single day.
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Banned because once again, you said what I was gonna say.
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Banned for not being Jim Carrey.
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Banned for violation of the Non-Jim-Carrey Anti-Discrimination Act of 1998.
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Banned for ninja'ing me. And for quoting laws.
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Banned for naming yourself any variation on Sephiroth.
If I ever have a forum, that WILL be bannable.
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my eyebrows are large, your argument is invalid.
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My hair is a bird, your argument is invalid.
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banned for not using the phrase "A bucket of hogwash" in a sentence.
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Banned for not having a avatar that is over 8 MBs.
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BANNED FOR THE RECIPROCATION OF MY BANNING OF YOU!
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Banned to prevent any unpleasantness.
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You are banned for having "Jack" in your name.
((I also ban myself for being idiot.))
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Banned for being pointy!
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You are banned for pointing that out!
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Banned for an astronomically bad pun.
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Banned for having a suggestive nickname.
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Banned for not being suggested to!
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BANNED
SUGGESTION OF BESTIALITY
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Banned: suspected of supplying Pluntonium to North Kluria.
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BANNED
MISSPELT NIRTH KLORIA
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Banned: suspected of supplying Pluntonium to North Kluria.
Banned because I made the ban hammer(see VN-Map)
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Banned for bringing up something I wasn't a part of, I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything.
Oh, and for not banning the person above you.
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Banned because I the last post button doesn't work all the time and I'm blaming you.(I feel like a noble. :D )
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banned for being a filthy Elf sympathiser.
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Banned for not killing the filthy elf sympathizer outright.
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banned for revealing my plan.
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Banned for not immediately acting out plan so that I may be the only elf-hugger in this tread!
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Banned for self confessed elf hugging.
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Banned for having ears larger than the legal limit yet bashing elf sympathizers.
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Banned for specieism not related to elves.
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Banned for inane ramblings.
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BANNED
FAILURE TO ADHERE TO PROPER BANNING FORMAT WHEN BANNING
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Banned for being the only one to ban like that
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banned for having a name similzar to mine.
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Banned because I don't. I share the letter J, but I'm still an individual dammit!
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Banned for [#random_reason_pi]
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Jackra
bbit
Jackara
Jakara
Jakkarra
Your logic is flawed.
also, i banned you Mr. Arborphilliac
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BANNED
YOU HAVE A STRANGE AVATAR
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Banned for typing in completely Caps.
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BANNED FOR NOT SAVING HAN SOLO, WOOKIEMAN!
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Banned for typing in completely Caps.
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Banned for making fun of Kashyyk's wording.
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BANNED FOR BEING A FURNITURE!
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banned for that syntax error right there.
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YoU ArE BanNeD FOr noT HaviNG LasERs On YoUR ThRoNe!!!
:(:(:(:(:(:(
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Banned: brain 404 error.
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Banned: Gimmie yer brain!
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Banned: COLON!
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Banned: eaten by a grue.
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Banned: Seriously, I need a head.
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Banned for not believing. (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slang.cgi?ref=Duke+2.0)
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Banned: Using an external link.
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Banned: Losing to me at Battle Robots. (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/robot.cgi?att=JackBread&def=Angellus&a=F)
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Banned: I hate you...http://thesurrealist.co.uk/robot.cgi?att=Angellus&def=Jack_Bread&a=W (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/robot.cgi?att=Angellus&def=Jack_Bread&a=W)
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Banned for binging emotion into your reasoning
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Banned: Being mean to me.
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banned : Being childish
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Banned for having two pairs of double letters in your name.
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Banned: User posting previous post only has 2 similar consecutive letters in his/her name which is half as much as the user posting the post previous to the previous post has similar consecutive letters in his/her name.
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Banned: presumed guilty of pinguin genocide.
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Banned : does not know how to spell "penguin"
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Banned: leaves a space between the word "banned" and ":"
WRONG
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Banned: Unjustified Capital LETTERS!
(See? It's annoying!)
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Banned: Hypocrisy
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Banned for banning.
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Banned: Hypocrisy.
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Banned for banning.
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Banned: Eaten by a grue, which was eaten by a grue who ate someone about an hour ago, while being eaten by a grue.
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Banned for being afraid of the dark.
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Banned: I'm not afraid of the dark, grue, eat him!
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Banned for getting eaten by a grue.
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banned for ZORK!
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Banned for having a chair-based username.
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Banned: Just because I like banning people (I would be such a great moderator)
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Banned: User is ectremely delusional.
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Banned: mispelling Extremely
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Banned for spelling correctly. (sorta)
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BANNED
NOT KEEPING AWESOMESAUCE AVATAR
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Banned.
The freakin avatar was too large. It was slowing everything down.
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Banned for having a crazy gif avatar that slowed my computer down. (eg: hypocrisy)
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Banned: Not actually having glass in eye while pretending to have so, thus lying to this thread, the moderator and the world.
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BANNED does not have an appropriate avatar.
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Banned: Has an avatar and thus is illegal.
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banned becuase you qouted a race from a mod.
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Banned because I say so!
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Banned for having a confusing signature
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Banned for banning someone who i was about to ban
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Banned again!
Combo time?
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Banned for saying "combo" becuase it is a food product and is copyrighted.
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Combo ain't food fool!
Banned.
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Banned: Misplacing trust of intelligence.
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Banned for placing a capital letter after a :.
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Banned because this bored don't tolerate them grammar nazis.
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Banned because of backstabbing love.
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Banned for NO AVATAR.
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Banned for being Fly
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Banned fo' hatin'
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You are banned for being describes by some as "rabbit-like."
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Banned for excessive amounts of quotation mark.
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Bannes for being stereotypical cheese.
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You are banned for thinking nobody likes you!
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Banned for not banning him for his punctuational and grammatical errors! Bad bread bad!
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You are banned for thinking bread has grammatical powers, Cheese!
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Banned because baby calves may have died to make you Mr. Cheeseperson!
(the grammar mistakes in the last one were intentional)
arg ninja
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Banned for double banning with an accomplice! Aw snawp.
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Banned for having a badly drawn cheese for your avatar.
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Banned for having 3 quote boxes in your signature.
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Banned for having a badly drawn cheese for your avatar.
Did you really just go there? :(
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Banned for making a post without the word "banned" in it!
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awww yeah Bitch (woose1)
i went there.
oh Banned for racism.
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.nosaer on rof dennab er'uoY
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Banned for... er... man this is a tough one.
Banned for having two capital letters in your name!
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NO!! YOU GOT ME!! *explodes*
Banned because the rules say so.
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Banned for Sarcasm
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Banned for using an amount of words that equals a prime number.
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Banned for math.
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Banned for inconhererantsableity.
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banned for innanity
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Banned for having an awesome throne as avatar.
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Banned for complementing the person you banned.
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Banned for crossing a rope without permit.
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Banned for banning
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Banned for banning for banning
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Banned for copying more than half of your ban.
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Banned for being stoned.
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Banned for using both ;D and . . . in one post!
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Banned for crossing a rope with a bag of implicitly illicit substances.
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Banned for having a script in your sig!
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banned for having spiny bread as an avatar.
that should not be.
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Banned for nothing, really! (I would be a great moderator, whoa...)
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Banned for... [#reason_B]!
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Banned: request by grue.
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Banned for having a name that is but one letter away from "Angellust".
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Banned for banning someone who is one letter away from an awesome name.
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Banned for not changing his name in to Angellust.
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Banned for conversating with someone who is one letter away from an awesome name.
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Banned for conversating with someone who is crossing a rope.
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Banned for crossing that very rope, without a banana!
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You BOTH are banned for
arguing. banning each other and not leaving!
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Banned for breaking up the
argument banning.
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Banned because that part was crossed out!
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Banned because the voices in my head told me to.
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Banned because of insanity.
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Banned because of sanity.
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Banned because you have voices in your head!
Banned for posting!
Banned for posting!!
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Banned due to misinterpretation.
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Banned for not being South-African.
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Banned for rasism
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Banned for replying so quickly.
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Banned for replying so late...
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Banned for stealing my ban idea.
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Banned for making me wait again...
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Banned for banning a guy with Rice Boy as his avatar.
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Banned for posting something which I agree with.
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Banned for elevating your PPD.
http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=12352;sa=statPanel
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Banned for having seen through my scheme! Dammit!
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Banned, all of you for having more reliable internet as me.
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Banned for being jealous of our internet.
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Banned for having an 'o' in your name.
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Banned for having j,a,c,k,r,b,i and t in your name.
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BANNED FOR MAKING ME POST HERE.
banned for making me post here.
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Banned for posting here.
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Banned for not going to bed on time...
(bye)
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Banned for not respecting your body.
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Banned for secretly wanting me to rape you.
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Banned for HOLY CRAP DID HE SAY THAT?
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BANNED FOR BEING SLOW!
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Banned for flaming.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for flaming a ban for flaming.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for bent walrus drippings.
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Banned for having a grayscale avatar.
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Banned for having bread in name, avatar, and the word "elves".
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Banned for getting me off.
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Banned for trying too hard to shock people.
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Banned for still being a penguin.
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Banned for being anti-animalististic.
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All banned for not banning Asheron for claiming there were ". . ." or " ;D" in my last post on this thread.
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BANNED FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
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Banned for not wearing a green armband.
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Banned for having no arms.
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Banned for making fun of the disabled and mentally ill.
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Banned for helping me.
I can fight my own battles, dammit! *Wiggles around on stick*
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Banned because that was vaguely sexy.
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Banned for making smexy references to a smexy topic.
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Banned for using the word "smexy".
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Banned because dragonflies creep me out, slightly.
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Banned because rabbits are overrated in furry porn.
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Banned because you're creepy.
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Banned because I love you too.
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Banned for being the next in line to make sexual comments about me.
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Banned because I love you too.
Oh yo-
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Banned for the exact same reasons as I stated before. It's nice to be popular, but sometimes...
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BANNED FOR NOT FINISHING THAT SENTENCE!!!
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Banned for being a raging alcoholic.
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Banned for not being a raging alcoholic.
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BANNED FOR STEALING MY CATCHPHRASE!
(banned for not!)
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Banned for CAPSLOCK.
(Hey, who forgot to invite me to this thread?)
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BANNED FOR NOT!
(using capslock)
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Banned for constantly using "FOR NOT" as a reason to ban somebody.
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Banned JUST BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSEheh you quoted me.
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BANNED FOR BEING A SHRINKY DINK!
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Banned for not understanding what an echo looks like in text form.
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Banned for making fun of somebody's autism.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for constantly using "FOR NOT" as a reason to ban somebody.
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Banned JUST BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSEheh you quoted me.
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Banned JUST BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSEechoes are not cool.
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Banned for hypocrisy.
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BANNED FOR THE COLOR GEE!
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Banned because the banning must stop@!
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Banned for hypocrisy.
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BANNED FOR HIPPO CRASS!
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Banned for hip-hop rass-a-frass.
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BANNED FOR DR. BANNER!
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Banned for yet another horrifically bad pun.
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Banned for thinking that wasn't punny!
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Banned for inspiring horrific rage in my soul
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Banned for being somewhat kissable.
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...
Banned for turning me on >:[
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Banned because *shudder* I agree.
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Banned for agreeing with me.
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Banned because I C WAT U DID THAR!!!!!!111
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Banned and you should know why.
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Banned because I don't really know why.
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Banned because you should also know why.
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Banned because, no, I still don't.
PM me or something.
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Banned for cybering.
(I ban myself, too, for using that term.)
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Banned because I know what you did last summer!
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Banned because your avatar is adorable!
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Banned because I agree!
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Banned because ITS MINE!!!
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Banned in general
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Banned because your avatar isn't that adorable. :(
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Banned because Max is a violent, blasphemous thing and thus isn't meant to be.
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Banned because the first 4 letters of your name comply to those of someone I STILL HATE!
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Banned because you used a number symbol instead of typing it out.
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Banned because I still hate you.
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Banned because I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU!!!!! :'(
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Banned because I have pity on you.
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Banned: Excessive creepyness
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Banned: Halloween hater.
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Banned for spending too much time on this thread.
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You are banned for being here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Banned for cluttering the arteries of this website with too much exclamation marks.
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Banned for body horror
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Banned for not updating To Venture North, into Hell.
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Banned because OH GOD I KNEW I WAS FORGETTING SOMETHING
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Banned for blaspheming
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Banned for having a name with 7 letters and no numbers. Yep.
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Banned for being a hypocrite.
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Banned for finding out that I am a hypocrite.
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banned for post overdose.
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Banned for emo tedencies in signature.
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Banned for Having problems with Emos...
(Dyes hair black and starts to wear Dark clothes. What got a problem???)
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Banned for presumed hypocritical whining and cutting of wrists
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Banned - Says the Guy with the Insane Rabbit for an Avatar -
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Banned because I don't cut my wrists. I cut other peoples wrists.
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Banned for breaking the Genova Convention.
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Banned for Misinformation. He don't brake it, he bends it, at 90' angles...
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Banned for a misspelling.
It should be break.
Also, misinformation.
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Banned because I do bend it. And peoples limbs. For fun.
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Banned. For not letting me join in on the fun...
Also. Don't remind me that its nearly Midnight and I still have 3% of download which is 20mb which is 10 or so mins worth of time left. I can Misspell if I want to...
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Banned because it is nearly Midnight where ever you are currently.
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BANNED... GAHHH!!!! YOU REMINDED ME!!!!
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Banned All-Caps Sighted.
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Banned, your username is 20 characters long.
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BANNED FOR BEING A HATER!
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Banned All-Caps Sighted.
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Banned for not realiz(s)ing that ! is not upper-case.
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Banned for giving a false reason for banning.
shift + 1 = !
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But it's a number.
BANNED.
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Banned for arguing.
No Ban backs.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/bigbadlemurtamer/luke_NOOOOOO.jpg)
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Banned for using overused SW reference.
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I'm FREE!
Banned.
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Sad banning for minimalistic banning.
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Ban ban b-ban ban b-ban ban.
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Ban ban ban ban.
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Banned for rithyms.
I hate rithyms.
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Banned for hatin' fool!
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Banned for making this happens:
Carameladansen!
And not letting me to respond to it.
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BANNED FOR LETTING ME!
that's a cool word!
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Banned because I feel guilty and don't wish to let you speak, lest I feel more guilty.
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Banned for felling guilty.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for drinking gasoline from a... lock?
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Banned for not reading my thread and thus not getting the reference.
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Banned for being unable to tell that he is drinking beer from a flagon.
Banned for interrupting me.
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Banned for being Rebels Scum.
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You are ALL banned for a topic that grows 4-5 pages overnight!
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Banned for discouraging growth.
You anti-spiral-kun you.
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Banned for using insulting language.
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Banned for not!
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Banned for intending to turn this thread into a flame-fest.
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Banned for missing the bowling ball.
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Banned for throwing a bowling-ball at me.
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Banned for participating in mentioning a bowling ball.
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Banned for using big words.
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BANNED
USED WORDS CONTAINING THREE SLASH LESS LETTERS
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Banned:
You nuke-kun you
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BANNED
REASON FOR BANNING IRRATIONAL (NAME-CALLING)
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^^Banned because I miss banning...
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Banned because I said so dammit.
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Banned for using a mild swearword.
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Banned: post irrelevant (no catgirls added to post)
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Banned : Possible Furry
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Banned: banned.
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Banned for being awesome.
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Banned: I still dont see any catgirls...
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WARNING CATGIRL
(http://www.quizilla.com/user_images/X/xoxbrownbearxox/1124818067_catgirl.jpg)
HAppy!?
BANNED.
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Banned for sexuality confusing image.
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Banned for not adding a love heart to your post
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Banned for not using a ♥.
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♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
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♥♥♥♥♥♥
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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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Banned because I have a sneaking suspicion what you just said was no wholesome.
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Banned because you are so right. ♥
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Banned because I really want to know what you said now, and it scares me.
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Banned because some things... Cannot be communicated with words. ♥
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Banned. Just... banned.
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Banned ♥♥☻ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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Banned for using "♥"s instead of actual letters.
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Banned for discriminating against symbols. No real Bay12 fan would do that!
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Banned for having a username with three letters.
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Banned for posting.
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Banned for not being as nice as TooneyMan!
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Banned for formulating your subjective opinion.
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Banned for making fun of God
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Banned for not making sense.
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Banned for requiring sense
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Banned for being part of the VN insanity.
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Banned for not!
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Banned for supporting the stuff that got VN killed.
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I refuse to ban you because Yuri and LOLcats suck ass.
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Banned : Saying yuri sucks.
You're a yaoicon?
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Banned for assuming I'm a fan of either
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Banned for being too australian.
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Banned for not capitalising Australia.
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Cheetar: Banned for worrying about it
Errol: Banned for mistaking me for an Australian
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Banned for banning 2 people at the same time.
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.....BANNED FOR NOT.
;D
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Banned for saying "banned for not" and probably wanting to use that as a response to this.
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Banned for getting me!
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Banned because Virginia said so.
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Banned.
Need a reason? Because you were the last poster at the time.
Not good enough? Because your username is too short for some reason.
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Banned: Your banning argument exeeded the maximum of 25 letters, thereby formally disregarding the rules set by an unknown unknown from an unknown or actually known videogame which cannot be spoken of here due to copyright violations, same as the exeeding of the maximum of 25 letters, due to which you are banned.
Congratu-fucking-lations.
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Banned: used "fucking" in a post.
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Banned: Quoted reason-word in ban reason.
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BANNED FOR NOT!!!
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Banned for.
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Banned for being a sniper and not sniping barbarossa.
(Can you not use sephiroth to ban me? I've been banned for it twice. Be inventive people!)
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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(Got my first mod report on this rapidly evolving thread, and I've cleaned out the last four replies. I didn't post this reply in terms of the forum game since I didn't want to freak anybody out. In any case, please make sure you maintain your sense of calm.)
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Wow!!! I can't believe I'm banning Toady!!!!
Banned: for... for... I can't... ok... for being the One when we all know Neo is the real one. :P
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(Got my first mod report on this rapidly evolving thread, and I've cleaned out the last four replies. I didn't post this reply in terms of the forum game since I didn't want to freak anybody out. In any case, please make sure you maintain your sense of calm.)
LOL :D
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Banned for banning Toady, THEN NOT BANNING HIMSELF! :O
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Banned for fairy ears.
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Banned for demanding that I donate when I have no way of doing so. (I'm only 15!)
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Banning you because of Cobra Elite. I also hate you.
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Banned for a banning me with a reason I don't understand. (Why do you hate me? What is Cobra Elite?)
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^^Banned for being half Arch half Angel.
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Banned for dissin' angels
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Banned for being an angels' sympathetizer.
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POSTING RIGHTS PUT TO A STOP
YOU PARTOOK IN PROMOTING A SYMBOL WHICH I LOATH TO LAY MY SIGHT UPON
Banned for demanding that I donate when I have no way of doing so. (I'm only 15!)
Bah. Excuses. Even if you can only donate ten dollars, you should.
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^^Banned for having a float in your name.
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Banned for a float in his avatar. Well. Comes close anyway.
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BANNED
HOW ON EARTH DOES A DRAGON RESEMBLE A FLOAT?
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Banned for not recognizing that the dragons soars/floats through the air.
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Banned for confusing a mythical creature with parade stuff.
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BANNED
CONFUSED MATHEMATICAL TERM WITH 'PARADE STUFF'
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Banned for claiming there are mathematical terms in people's avatars when there aren't.
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Past 5-10 people:
Banned for not using a Double!
(assuming you can spare a few bytes)
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for having too much facial hair in his/her avatar.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for invoking strange feelings of dejà vù.
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Banned for not?
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Banned for uncertainity.
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Banned for awkward glasses.
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Banned for the party's glory.
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^^Banned for having six icons below your avatar... You're Satanic!!!
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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BANNED for all caps.
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^^Banned for excessive lack of creativity.
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Banned for in-excessive amount of creativity.
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Banned because I'm blaming you for not paying my electric bill and causing me to have to go a day without internet. :(
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Banned for being an internet-addict.
...
No, I'm not!
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Banned for keeping Flan locked up!
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Banned for banning someone that likes to keep their tasty chilled sugar snacks under lock.
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a244/petitpeche/web_main/icon_flan.png)
(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/TheUsEdGirlee88/flan.jpg)
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Banned for equating my sister with puddings...
...
I hate puddings!
(except the chocolate ones xD)
Also, 3D girls are ugly >.>
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Banned for calling IRL girls "3D"
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Banned for not knowing the truth.
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Banned for reminding me of my college days.
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Banned for going to college.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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banned for excessive unoriginality
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^^Banned because I'm pissed with the events that make my life suck at the moment and I have to take it out on someone.
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Banned for not!
Wait a second...
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Banned for NOT ENOUGH INSANITY!!!!!!!
/me is BERZERK-ING!
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Banned for making me unleash the real power of the chichkerFISH THAT RUNS WITHIN ALL OF OUR SOULS TO MAKE US LOVE EACHOTHER!!!
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Ah, um, I.
...
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Banned for NOT ENOUGH INSANITY!!!!!!!
/me is BERZERK-ING!
Oh, that was you. Thank you for allowing me to attack an unarmed prisoner
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for knot.
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Banned: Unauthorized pun
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BANNED FOR NOT MAKING ONE!
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Banned : Unoriginalitus
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BANNED FOR NOT REALIZING THAT I'VE BEEN USING THE SAME ONE OVER AND OVER, AND OTHER PEOPLE STEAL MY IDEAS!
ps: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!
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BANNED FOR NOT HOLDING DOWN SHIFT!
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Banned for lighting too many cigarettes in a row!
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Banned for attempting to ban the avatar of the God of badassness
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Banned : Making more gods.
Like the gods are not numerous enough already...
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Banned for not defending the god of insanity and perversion.
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BANNED FOR!
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Banned for third post of 17th page at 50 ppp.
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Banned: User hasn't said whether he has seen Ronald insanity or not...
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Banned for wearing a puffy white hat.
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Banned for creepy and slightly sexy eyewear
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Banned for falling for glasses.
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Heh, banned for having an avatar.
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BANNED FOR NOT HAVING A AVATAR
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Banned for joining me in the pit of hypocrites.
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Banned for being in the pit of hypocrites.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for!
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Banned!
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BANNED FOR GOING WITH THE FLOW!
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Banned because... I LIKE IT! YOUR BEARD!
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BANNED BECAUSE I LIKE YOUR BEARD TOO!
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Banned due to hallucinations
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Banned do to being somewhat rabbit like!
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Banned for hanging on to that
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Banned for being a New Zealander.
Banned for demanding that I donate when I have no way of doing so. (I'm only 15!)
Bah. Excuses. Even if you can only donate ten dollars, you should.
I can't. I'm in Australia, so donating by mail is not an option (too expensive) and I don't have a credit card or PayPal account (probably too young to have either and even if I'm not I don't want to get one).
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Banned: Haxxed by Reimu.
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BANNED
FOR NOT
Banned for demanding that I donate when I have no way of doing so. (I'm only 15!)
Bah. Excuses. Even if you can only donate ten dollars, you should.
I can't. I'm in Australia, so donating by mail is not an option (too expensive) and I don't have a credit card or PayPal account (probably too young to have either and even if I'm not I don't want to get one).
Why don't you check out how pay pal works before making up excuses? You only need a bank account make an account. You can make a paypal account. And 'ooh, I don't want one' is a lame excuse. Excuses excuses excuses!!!
Sorry.
Just say you don't want to donate to today. Excuses annoy me as DF is an awesome game unto which Toady is devoting his (minimum wage) life, the least you can do is donate. Unless you don't want to. I'm not forcing you.
PS: rapidly saying excuses makes it sound like some weird Latin chant.
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Banned for weird Latin chanting.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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BANNED
FOR
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Banned for being from the Netherlands as well.
Hey wait. You're from the Netherlands.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for lack of creativity.
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BANNED FOR NOT! realizing that it's my phrase and other people keep stealing it. I'm creative, they're not. :P
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Banned for being an idiot. -.-
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Banned for getting the Picard song stuck in my head.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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BANNED FOR NOT.
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Banned for lowering my faith in humanity.
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Banned for lowering your faith in humanity.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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BANNED FOR NOT.
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BANNED FOR TWO-HIT COMBO
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BANNED FOR NOT PRETENDING A LLAMA!
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Banned for seal clubbing.
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BANNED FOR NOT! (going to the party as well)
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Banned for repeating self.
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Banned for still being a minister!
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BANNED
USER HAS CURIOUS WEIRD UNKNOWN HIDDEN FUN SEXUAL PREFERENCES
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Banned for saying hfs on the same page as someone saying minister.AND FOR MAKING ME CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT IM SAYING.
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Banned for making the grapes sing to me!
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Banned for having being named "Joe"
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Banned for not killing me at one thousand yards....
WITH MIND BULLETS!
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Banned for not killing me at one thousand yards....
WITH MIND BULLETS!
Well, I would, if I knew where the hell you lived. Or not.
Banned for...uh...having 9 letters in your user name. Yeah.
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Banned for banning Sniper Joe.
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Banned for banning someone for banning sniper joe. I think.
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Banned for being a water elemental.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for being mean to slappy the immigrant hauler!
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for making me wanna shoot myself!
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BANNED FOR NOT!
edit: Are you purposely (metaphorically) beating your head against a brick wall?
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(This post was made by a bot due to user death)
BANNED FOR BANNINATION
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BANNED FOR MAKING A NOTE!
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BANNED FOR USING CAPS.
Oh wait. Fuck.
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Banned for not putting a comma between "Oh" and "wait."
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Banned for killing people with bread.
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Banned for having an 'o' at the beginning and end of your name.
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Banned for starting with Z.
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Banned for having a Japanese sounding name
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Banned for being rabbit like! (Again?)
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Banned for being both sniper and Joe like!
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Banned for being composed of flint.
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Banned for being the goddamn workerdrone!
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Damn straight.
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BANNED AGAIN FOR NOT BANNING ME.
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Banned for making me accidentally click on their YIM.
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Banned for being the word my friend would constantly and without pause repeat when I was 12.
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Banned
Reason:
CREAMCORNCREAMCORNCREAMCORNCREAMCORNCREAMCORNCREAMCORNCREAMCORNCREAMCORNCREAMCORNCREAMCORNCREAMCORNCREAMCORNCREAMCORNCREAMCORNCREAMCORNCREAMCORNCREAMCORNCREAMCORNCREAMCORNCREAMCORNCREAMCORNCREAMCORNCREAMCORNCREAMCORN
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Banned for re-ignighting childhood trauma.
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Banned for being traumatized by corn. I mean. Seriously. Wot.
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Banned for being a servant of my enemy, the Deity-Pharoah!
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That's GOD EMPEROR. And while your at it throw in Armok.
Banned for being a War Minister. Start thinking about a defense policy. NOW.
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Banned for not hugging me! *Sob*
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Banned for sobbing. Man up damn it. :P
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Banned for making SJ's gender even more confuzzling.
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Banned for saying confuzzling!
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for not making me a war plan!
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Banned for that poofy hat again!
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Banned for a severe lack of sniper references after VN was quarantined.
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Banned for not getting the hint that I'm no sniper!
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Banned because I know you are a thief!
Also, not War Minister naw. Been busy~
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Banned so you will be defenseless as I steal your rarity 0 poofy hat!
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Banned for stealing peoples Rarity 0 items.
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Banned for calling my AWESOME hat Rarity 0 items.
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Banned for not noticing I took those sexy panties too.
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Banned for stealing my panties.
Also, I took your headgear.
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BANNED FOR NOT!!!
wait... wtf?
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Banned for disgusting me with those beers.
I need my EVIL wine!
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Banned for being a dirty LIAR! That's not wine!
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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That doesn't even make sense! BANNED!
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Banned for being a dirty thief ♥
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Banned for...
Banned... For...
♥Kiss♥
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Banned, because CHILDREN VISIT THESE FORUMS!
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Umm... BANNED BECAUSE SHE STARTED IT! *Run*
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BANNED BECAUSE MY BRAIN REQUIRES BLEACH!
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Banned for being afraid of a little romance, and for bleaching your brain, instead of using H2SO4.
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Banned for not understanding the difference between a little and entirely too much.
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Banned for PUTTING A REASON LIKE THAT.
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Banned for not annoying duke with romance more often.
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Banned for not capitalizing Duke.
Also, only major, and brave enough to defy me. chuck chuck chuck...
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Banned for not having a closer relationship with your sister.
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Banned because I have!
(I'll post it in the New VN)
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BANNED
USER IS NOT ACTUALLY FEMALE
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Banned : Who says I am
female the user?
I am your master, baka.
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Banned for not posting said proof of close relationship with your sister in New Various Nonsense.
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Banned because I am busy~ >_<
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Banned for not having all your time dedicated to the internet.
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Banned because I am leading the Wehrmach to fight the blues now...
Edit: I already uploaded it! :|
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Banned.
I checked.
You haven't.
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Banned for, um, creepy avatar?
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Banned : Equating a moe loli to creepy.
@Okenido: 3 months ago, my thread, Gentlemen's Club.
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Banned, post more, preferably with your head maid involved.
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BANNED: Making me see Gentlemen's Club, which let me to read SJ's frog thread, and subsuquently killed me.
The user is already dead, anyway.
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Banned, it seems you love Reimu more than your sister... This is unacceptable.
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Banned for QUESTIONING ME!
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Banned for the sheer fun of it.
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Banned because of having fun
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Banned for being a buzzkill.
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Ban because BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Banned for attracting BEEEEEEEEEES
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Banned for not enough [SOD IT]
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Banned.
Needs more romance.
FUN FACT: I mistyped 'more' as 'moe'.
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Banned, traumatizing Simpsons romance
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Banned for banning people who mistyped more into moe.
SIEG MOE!
Also, for being Eirin's pet.
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Banned because DROP THE GODDAMN SEXY BUNNY RABBIT THING
I assume that's what you mean.
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Banned : Who said sexy? I said kawaii~
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BANNED for giving Jack trouble. Mr. Rabbit doesn't like trouble.
Also: C-C-COMBO BREAKER.
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Banned becuase i felt like it, so ha!
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Banned for not moe.
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BANNED FOR TYPING!
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Banned for being false.
I merely using a host that types.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned because I do, really.
IWM is just my servant.
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Banned for not missing me (yet).
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Banned, because I don't know who you are.
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I ban myself for posting here again.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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I didn't ban myself?
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Oh, I did then.
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Banned for not killing enough elves.
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BANNED FOR BANNING SOMEONE FOR NOT DOING THE IMPOSSIBLE!
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BANNED FOR NOT!
How do like them apples.
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I LOVE THEM!
BANNED FOR NOT!
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BANNED
FOR
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Banned for the creation of weapons of mass destruction.
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Banned for having an unsatisfactionary picture!
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Banned, you have a cat as an avatar.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for being boring.
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Banned for banning someone who just banned someone who banned me!
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Banned for not eating enough kittens for breakfast.
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BANNED FOR ALSO NOT!
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Banned for having a beard.
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BANNED FOR NOT!!
Sorry wrong person.Banned for being a dabbling programmer
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Banned for banning my Okie you ♥less wretch! :P
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Banned for calling me a heartless wrecth.WITHOUT SAYING THE WORD HEART!!!
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Banned for calling me a heartless wrecth.WITHOUT SAYING THE WORD HEART!!!
Banned for not using the heart to say the word heart (I dont know how, or I would have done it!)
Also, now I know what happened to all those kittens I stashed in my closet (my parents hate cats, maybe they actually love them... in a horrible way :-\)
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Banned: ♥♥♥♥
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Banned: Excessive use of ♥
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BANNED: Extended use of the ♥ yourself.
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Banned, Sentence failure (See sig).
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BANNED: THE PAIN YOU CAUSE ME. I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT IT.
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Banned for being a hypocrite!
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Banned for not revealing the gender of Sniper Joe
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Banned for not clicking on my username to find out you lazy bastard. ♥
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Noes! Banned!
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Banned for not getting Sniper Joe to break the 2222 post streak.
Name: Sniper Joe
Posts: 2222 (12.844 per day)
Position: Bay Watcher
Date Registered: January 10, 2009, 01:25:21 PM
Last Active: Today at 06:55:48 PM
(12.844/day!? that's worth a ban on itself!)
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Banned for banning yourself you idiot!
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Banned for being a girl on the internet (not allowed).
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:'(
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Banned for making me wonder if your username is a reference to Tales of Symphonia.
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Banned for creaming over corn.
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Banned for making me thing of sword's bigger as the one sephiroth wears.
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Banned for not knowing there are no bigger swords, and for having an awesome avatar.
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Banned for not stealing it.
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BANNED FOR!!!!
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I'm not even gonna try! (Banned)
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Will try, banned!
See? It worked ;D
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Banned for OMGING and LOLZING
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ISH NOT!
Banned, because I'm not funny!
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Banned for oppressing yourself!
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Banned for expressing yourself!
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for you know what!
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Banned for not saying what what is!
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Banned for making me ban you twice in a row.
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Banned for being corny!
*Rimshot*
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Banned due to hernia caused by bad pun!
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Banned due to unlogically being ... you.
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Banned for attempting to define me with logic
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Banned for making me attempt to use logic!
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Banned with E=mc2 trooper!
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Banned for being Frank Fontaine!
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Banned with Big Daddy!
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Shot by a Flying Dutchman
Banned: reason, dead.
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BANNED, because I told you so.
I am using a speech recognition program, by the way. It's pretty hard to get used to. I haven't touched my keyboard in half an hour.
:)
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BANNED FOR NOT BEING DEAD AS WELL!
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Banned for banning someone who has one smexy speech recognition program!
(or a mouse-keyboard, you cheater!)
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Banned for not being dead too!
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Banned for creepiness
BANNED, because I told you so.
I am using a speech recognition program, by the way. It's pretty hard to get used to. I haven't touched my keyboard in half an hour.
:)
Where'd you get it?
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AM NOT!
Banned for lies!
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Lied for ban.
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Ban for cookies?
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NO!
(Ban)
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:'(
No ban... I don't like you anymore.
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Banned for liking him in the first place.
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:):):) :)
:) :) :)
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:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :):):):) :) :)
:) :) :) :):) :) :):) :) :):) :) :) :)
:):):) :):):) :) :) :) :) :) :):):) :):)
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Banned for smiley spam!
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Banned for banning something new!
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for wanting above ground diversity.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for actually posting that...
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Banned for double posting.
Seriously. Edit button you god damn 612 clone.
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Banned for blasphemy.
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Banned for madness.
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Banned because THIS AIN'T SPARTAAAAAA!
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Banned for saying a movie name AND FOR BEING A CAT!
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Banned for being a water elemental, you watery wretch.
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Banned for dissin' the woman who chucked a sword at Arthur.
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...I have no idea what you are talking about...
But banned for being Rabbitlike
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The story of King Arthur, when a water wench threw a weapon at him, making him king.
Banned for rabbiting on.
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Umm...Auther pulled the sword from the anvil and the stone.Thus making him king.Banned for lieing about Arthrunoion legend.
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Yeah the lake thing was his scabbard.
Banned for hesitation.
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I'm sure some watery woman threw a sword at him at one point. Ah, wikipedia. She fixed it and threw it back at him. I like to think it brained him.
Banned for not knowing every last tiny detail about this legend that has no real impact on today's society.
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Banned for thinking that Arthur isn't relevant.
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Banned BECAUSE STRANGE WOMAN IN A LAKE THAT GIVING SWORDS TO STRANGERS IS NOT A REASON FOR A GOVERNMENT!
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Banned for being WRONG.Authur was a person who made hundreds of world leaders try and actully make their people happy.If say yea right Look up the Butterfly effect.
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Banned for missing the Monty Python quote.
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Woops...never wacthed monty python.
Banned for pointing something out that i didnt notice.Thank you
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Banned for being confusing!
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Banned for being easily confused!
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Banned for killing that black guy who talked to the kid!
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BANNED FOR NOT BANNING IN THE COLOR ORANGE!
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OLD FASHIONED VN RRRAAAAAGGGGGGEEEEEE BAN!!!
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Banned for killing that black guy who talked to the kid!
Eh? I can't keep track of everyone I kill, remind me.
Oh, wait, that guy. The one with the axe? That was fun, yeah.
Banned due to rage ban
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Banned for spelling.
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BANNED BECAUSE
Help! I'm being repressed!
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned:
Now we know the violence inherent in the system!
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Banned for quoting Monty Python Ad Nauseum
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Banned for
The Parrot Rabbit is Dead.
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Banned : He's just resting.
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Banned for lieing to little Johnny!
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Banned for never having watched Monty Python. DO IT NOW.
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Banned :
I am a Lumberjack!
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Banned for being OK?
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Banned for banning someone.
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Banned: Not going with the play.
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Banned forrof dennab!
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Banned for not knowing Michael Jackson is a muslim. His name is now Mikail. (Mikaeel)
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Banned for not knowing that Micheal Jackson is actually a Jewish space robot dinosaur vampire werewolf with a messiah complex and a car that transforms into Optimus Prime
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Banned because of lying.
LYING.
LYING.
I hereby send you to hell, in the name of the Seven Magus, and Ashura-mahda.
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BANNED FOR NOT LYING!
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BANNED FOR
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BANNED FOR NOT NOT LYING!
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Banned:
"Let there not be compulsion to ANYTHING"
-IWM's speech, #123123597398532
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Banned for "Thief! Protect the hoard from skulking filth!"
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Banned for quoting DF.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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OWNED!
Banned for resting on his laurels.
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Banned for having no laurels to rest on. (Heh you are a loser!)
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BANNED FOR MAKING FUN OF ANATOMY!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
(Banned)
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BANNED FOR NOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!ING ENOUGH!
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BANNED FOR HAVING TO USE COLOUR TO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Banned for being Sephiroth.
I mean, seriously now...
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for abusing you psuedo-mod abilities.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for using orange!
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Banned for being spiky, and thus, inedible. Being bread but spiky is false advertising.
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Banned because you can toast me and get a nice cheesy coating. Also, eating me (may) cause(s) death!
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Banned for being potentially lethal and not coming with clear instructions.
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Banned for not understanding this happens to nearly any good you recieve.
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Banned for little kitten abuse.
LET THERE BE LOVE.
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Banned for wearing a red scarf.
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Banned for being a dwarfed humanoid.
Without beard.
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Banned for speaking lies.
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Banned for something. I'm too tired to think of it right nowaetgv v v v v v v ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
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Banned for:
1. Incorrect spelling. "Nowaetgv"
2. Overuse of the letter v.
3. Overuse of the letter g.
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Banned for:
Self-proclaiming yourself as the Lord of Evil Elvish.
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Banned: Referred to the user Myroc with the false title "Lord of Elvish".
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Banned, for being a suspected elf and for not paying more respect when I feel asleep on my keyboard.
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Banned for not realizing that elves don't have beards.
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Banned for being an Elf in disguise!
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Banned for not realizing that elves don't have beards.
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Banned for quoting yourself. And for wearing a fake beard.
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Banned for not being able to tell a fake beard from a real one.
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An elf in disguise would have a beard! Elf! Banned!
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Banned for not killing the elf first, THEN banning him.
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Banned for having the name of a over hyped RPG character!
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Banned for being the millionth person to ban me for having Sephiroth in my name.
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Banned for having the name of a over hyped RPG character!
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(Point 1: Elves don't have beards.
Point 2: This beard ain't a fake beard.
End of discussion.)
Banned for repeating a previously said phrase.
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Banned because the Garland avatar was better.
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Banned for making peasantry and a priest do Carmelldansen.
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Banned:
Referencing Carmelldansen.
...
I hate Carmelldansen.
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Banned for misspelling.
Also, 'twas fun.
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Banned for unauthorized fun
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Banned for bureaucracy.
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BANNED FOR NOT USING YOUR NEW AVATAR?
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Banned: Used orange text.
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Banned for having a fake beard,a blue robe,a orange hat and a staff.
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Banned: User promotes nudism.
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Banned :
Not using a space after commas.
Banned: User ninja'd me! Also, aluminium colours.
Also, Royal English All The Way!
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Banned for posting.
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Banned for posting.
IWM:
Banned for Royal English use. Which is despicable because itsuxorslolpicspl0xjkjkjkjkloloimg,desu.
Banning myself in advance.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned: User used a phrase that has been repeated thousands of times already by himself.
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BAnned:
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU~
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BANNED FOR USING YOUR KEYBOARD BACKWARDS!
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Banned for not inquiring about what desu means, because I was gonna do that. Never figured it out.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for orange spam.
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Banned for creepy red glowing eye.
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BANNED FOR SHOELACES!
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Banned for annoyingness. <.<
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Banned for truth.
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Banned for HIDING BEHIND THAT SHIELD
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Banned for not being a member of the Hentai Party Squad.
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Banned for... urgh, I don't want to know, really...
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Banned for failing to use excessive force when the situation clearly called for some.
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Banned for not clearing up his mess!
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Banned by the power of ♥!
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Banned, you scare me again.
Also, banned because you wont tell me how to get a heart.
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Banned for not using the powers of copy pasta!
... By the power of ♥!
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Banned due to making me steal!
♥
I want the original :)
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Banned: User has a heart. Bay12Games forum users are required to sacrifice their heart(s) to Armok.
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Banned, sacrificed heart to Armok.
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Banned, OMG LOL.
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Banned, uncertainty whether you just banned me or my kitten...?
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Banned for posting too much! And for uncertainty!
You have everyother post in this thread for almost a page.
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Banned for banning me and not Joe, she has freaking 18 posts a day!
AND YOU CALL ME STARK RAVING MAD!?
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Banned for NOT having 18+ posts a day!
(now that I think of it, I wonder if I can get a username change? With certain things in the open being called joe is weird.)
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Banned: DAMN YOU YOU, YOU!
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YOU ARE BANNED! BANNED BANNED!
YOU ARE BANNED! BANNED BANNED!
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Banned for being musical.
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Banned for not killing her.
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Banned for wanting me dead you mean cat thing you... ♥
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Banned: User is Sniper Joe.
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BANNED
HAS A 'I'M A BLACK MAGE! REALLY!' ISSUE
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Banned for being the almighty ban bot.
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Banned for misleading people. :P
'She' is a dude. Seriously, its actually been said.
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BANNED
USER BANNED USER FOR REASON I WANTED TO BAN USER.
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Banned for whining.
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BANNED
HAS A 'I'M A BLACK MAGE! REALLY!' ISSUE
My "Lord of Evil" issue is bigger.
Banned for pointing out the obivous.
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Banned for quoting a person and than banning them on a issue they have already been banned about.
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Banned for making flamebait bans.
Seriously.
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Banned for quoting a person and than banning them on a issue they have already been banned about.
Err, i was banning YOU.
Banned (Sniper Joe, in this case): User causes confusion concerning the gender of user.
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Banned: ಠ_ಠ
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Banned: :O
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Banned: ಠ_ಠ
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Banned for having eyes.and for having a mouth
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BANNED
INSERT GRAMMAR NAZISM HERE
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Banned for being a grammer nazi with a nuke
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Banned for having the letters that make up the word tit in profile.
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Banned for ASCII porn.
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Banned for being a filthy (Yet sexy) archer. ♥
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Banned, just banned.
(http://www.ganggarrison.com/forums/Smileys/classic/awesomexq8.gif)
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Banned for lulz.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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^^Banned... Reading yellow text sucks.
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Banned for:
1. Repetition of an already overused phrase.
2. Using the color orange.
3. Lack of creativity.
Banned: User ninja'd a ban.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for being awesome.
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Banned for lying.
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BANNED FOR NOT!!!
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Banned for being awesome.
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Banned for invoking strange sense of dejá vù.
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Banned for ridiculously creepy avatar!
Banned for being a damn ninja!
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Banned for WILF.
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Banned: User did not explain the term "Wilf".
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Banned becasue Tony Lewis said WILF at the old guy.
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BANNED FOR NOT!!!
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Banned for being awesome.
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Banned for not?
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BANNED FOR UNEXPECTEDLY CHANGING YOUR NAME?
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Banned for not!
;)
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BANNED FOR NOT NOT!!
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(http://www.searchenginepanel.com/wp-content/uploads/banned.gif)
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for not.
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Banned for not speaking in complete sentences.
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Banned for band wagoning
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for being awesome.
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Banned for... Oh god not again!
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Banned for no more Joe.
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Banned... Because you can't handle the truth!
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BANNED BECAUSE NEITHER CAN YOU!
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Banned for identity theft?
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BANNED BECAUSE YOU'RE TRYING TO STOP ME FROM HAVING A COOL AVATAR.
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Banned because oh god I can't take it anymore.
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BANNED BECAUSE YOU CONVINCED ME TO TELL EVERYONE I AM NOT WORKERDRONE!
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Banned because... Eh...
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^^Banned for trying to take over the thread...
You're laaaaaaaaame (I hope I've written enough a's)
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Banned for getting us back on track!
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^^Banned for doing the exact same thing you were banned for...
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Banned for a confusing avatar?
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BANNED FOR NOT!
yup. everything's back on track again.
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Banned for green. Banned for writing in green then quickly switching to orange.
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BANNED FOR NOT?
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Banned for.
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BANNED FOR SELF PROCLAMATIONS!
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Banned for __________!
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I HOPE Barbarossa the Seal God GETS BANNED FOR REAL FOR RUINING THIS GAME >:(
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Banned.
Just banned.
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Banned for confusing me about your actual gender.
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BANNED BECAUSE I'M LASHING OUT AT THE WORLD, DUE TO ALEXHANS BEING SUPER MEAN AND STUFF. I'M NOT A MONSTER! I SAVED THIS THREAD!
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Banned for telling lies.
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Banned for not being WorkerDrone.
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Banned for not being WorkerDrone.
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Banned for not being WorkerDrone.
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Banned for not being WorkerDrone.
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This topic is dead.
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Banned for not being WorkerDrone.
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Grrr....I don't want to spam.
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ToonyMan. I expected it from you. And I'd probably let it pass for a couple of days, before getting annoyed. But Barbarossa? Both of you stop.
Now. I won't have anymore of it.
Cease and desist. I'm not fucking joking.
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*grumble* I guess I drew the wrong card. Usually two things happen, either the victim reacts positively, or negitively. I'm going to stop to make WorkerDrone happier.
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Don't you want a horde of 40k avatars?
oh well. I'll change mine back.
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Yay! Friends again everyone? ♥
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...Well I DID like Barbarossa, I didn't think he'd do anything stupid like that.
I don't know, you tell me?
(Also, ToonyMan doesn't count, because ToonyMan is ToonymMan. Barbarossa however, shall never be ToonyMan.)
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I stopped when asked, did I not?
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Indeed.
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Banned for not banning the seal god.
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Banned, you sly, sly dog you.
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Canned for bonfusion.
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.dennaB
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.drawkcab gnilleps rof dennaB
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ednnba rfo osal gleplns kawadsbcr
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Banned because I'm not even gonna bother reading that!
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for not messed Banned spelling up.
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Banned for One Piece.
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Banned for hatin' One Piece.
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Banned for banning my Okie! ♥
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Banned for confusing me about your actual gender.
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Banned for not getting it by now.
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Banned for numerous amounts of past perversity.
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Banned for banning Sofia!
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Banned for banning me.
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Banned for banning banninationess!
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Banned for making no sense.
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Banned for.
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Banned for thinking I had to!
YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME?! HUAHAHAHAHA♥
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Banned for completely changing your profile, making me think you made a new one, just to up your post count in comparisation to me!
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Banned because you ARE ducky!
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Banned: I dont understand if you are insulting me or thinking I named myself ducky in the past...
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Banned for making me look at SJ's profile reincarnation!
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Banned for looking!
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Banned for being a filthy Pirate. :P
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Banned for using a smiley.
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Banned for WRITING using a smiley.
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Banned for just being plain filthy... ♥♥♥
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Banned for giving me the hubigebegs.
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BAnned:
Too many hearts.
The universe will now shutdown.
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Oh god the dimple cups!
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Banned, not banning.
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Banned: Kawaii neko!
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Banned: no relevant reason.
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Banned.
BANNED.
BANNED
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Banned: No banning reason!
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BANNED:
HOW THE HELL CAN YOU CHANGE YOUR NAME, FALSE FEMALE?
SHINOBI'ING YOUR SUPERIORS!
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Banned: I dont know what shinobiíng is, so don't bother!
(What is it?)
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NINJA! *Slashban*
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*pulls plug*
banned.
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BANNED FOR NINJAING!
DOUBLE BACKWARDS SEESAW SLASH NINJA BAN...
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Banned for being too slow!
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BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE BANNHAMMER
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Banned: just because of :D
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BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
(Banned again)
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*Scary movie flashback*
Never saw the real horror, no impression made.
B a n n e d
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HERE'S HOW TO ORDER! (Ban)
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(It's heart for YOUR BANNED! (Bitch!))
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NOT JUST ONE BUT TWO BANS!
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NO SHIPPING AND HANDLING, ONE TIME OFFER, CALL NOW. (Mega banned)
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Give me your cookie or ban!
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*BANG*
Should of banned when you had the chance... (Gunshotban)
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Banned for shooting me instead of giving me that damned cookie!
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Banned for being shot in the face.
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Banned for reacting so slooooowly!
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Banned for reacting fastly.
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Banned, I'm going, see ya later!
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Banned for leaving!
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Banned for staying.
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Just banned you bastard! *Cries*
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BANNED:
HOW CAN YOU CHANGE NAME?
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Banned
ENOUGH ABOUT THAT. (you need to ask toady, mine was a sorta necessity...)
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Banned for getting us to change the reasons of banning to something else, like pie, sephiroth, major, etc.
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Banned for pie.
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Banned for being online ALL THE TIME!! Leave some internet for the rest of the people...
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dennaB
for hating the peeps who are online all the time!
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Banned for reminding me of the atrocity that was DoTA.
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Banned for in turn reminding ME of Dota! Naughty Okie! ♥
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dennab
For changing your name!
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Banned for spelling words backwards! :D ;D 8)
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Banned for starving dwarves!
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This is a little overboard. Just a little. It's like VN all over again. Only with less softcore porn.
Also, banned for reminding me of VN.
Also, I was ninja'd twice in like 30 seconds.
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Banned for thinking this is anywhere NEAR VN levels of fuckery.
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Banned for sying the words "Banned","fuckery",and "VN boards" in one sentence
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Banned for the warcraft image as forum avatar!
I'm trying to curb my World of warcraft addicton and youre almost ruining it! (just kidding ;) )
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Banned for ever being addicted to Wow! :P
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Banned:
Hating DoTA (I enjoyed it... somewhat.)
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Banned for... Umm...
POOFY HAT!
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Banned:
User mocking my life-force hat.
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dennab
For having you life force in a hat.
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Banned, for mocking a non-sparkly vampire.
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Banned for using a hyphen. For shame...
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Banned.
Reminding me of what my username means.
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Banned for making me think of vampirism!
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Banned: User has a cat in his/her/its avatar. Myroc hates cats.
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Banned: Shot due to hate for cats.
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Banned: User can shoot people over the internet.
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Banned. Wrong name in signature.
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Bent: Didn't get off vent
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Banned for nonsense. What did you say?
EDIT: Shoot first, ask questions later.
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*boom*
Ok, you are banned I think...
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Banned for following his advice.
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Banned for not.
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Banned for having an avatar with many lives.
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Banned for not noticing that it represents mee iish wki OMG LOL!
♥
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OMG LOL!!! I just got that!
Just kidding. I have no idea. Banned.
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Banned for being a user I ban frequently (reletive to my post count in this thread)
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Banned for being a user I counter ban frequently.
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Banned for both banning me and corrupting my wish!
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Banned for being a piece of flint.
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Banned for third use of that reason for banning.
I guess nobody likes flint
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Banned for denying flint.
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Banned for NOT! I mean yeah. That's what I want to say.
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Banned for banning bannination of the ban fortress of the sky!
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Banned for blatant unoriginality.
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Banned for copy-pasta!
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Banned for copy-pasta!
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Banned for copy-pasta!
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Banned for conspicuous lack of ♥!
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♥
BAN.
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Banned for big, capital letters.
EDIT: I'm going to blame Sofia for making me think that "big, capital letters" sounds inheriently perverted, for no adequately explored reason.
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Banned for ASC art.
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It's ascii, BANNED!
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Banned for having "banned" at the end of your sentence.
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Banned for making me think about Zangoose sex!
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Banned for making me think about Zangoose sex!
Banned because I think that, too.
By the way, he's just drunk.
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Banned for thinking about what suspiciously sounds like 'mongoose sex'!
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Banned because zangoose are fucking better!
((I ban myself for being a fanatic. <_<))
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I ban you for not giving in to your feelings! ♥
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I ban you for giving into revealing your true(?) gender!
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I ban you for not giving in to your feelings! ♥
Banned because I already have.
I ban you for giving into revealing your true(?) gender!
Banned for being unsure.
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I ban you for being unsure!
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I ban you for being unsure!
No you!
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Banned for quoting!
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(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/d/d1/NO_U_cycle.gif/180px-NO_U_cycle.gif)
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Banned for weird gifs.
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Banned, for speaking my mind. Weird ass gifs
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Banned for not appreciating fractals.
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Banned for not puking.
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Banned for being a pokemon.
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Banned for having a Hello-Kitty related avatar.
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Banned for being a pokemon.
I totally have a CD with that thing on it. I have no idea what it will do to my computer if I put it in, so I'm not going to.
Banned for hating on hello kitty.
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Banned for being a pokemon.
I totally have a CD with that thing on it. I have no idea what it will do to my computer if I put it in, so I'm not going to.
Banned for hating on hello kitty.
Banned because I prefer the penguin.
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YOU MEAN THIS PENGUIN!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(http://www.axcessmypics.com/photo/photo04/6d/b1/d34224396b2b.jpg?th=170&tw=225&s=false)◄Totally my penguin.
EDIT: PS, banned for bandwagoning.
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Banned for image.
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Banned for not realizing that you and Zchris are now a couple.
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Banned for not realizing that you and Zchris are now mortal enemies.
Fixed. Also, banned for not being the creepiest person I know.
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Banned because you don't realize it's the differences that bring you two together!
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Banned because my zangoose is drunk.
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banned for liking zangeese too much
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Banned for not liking them enough.
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Banned for liking one too much in your bed. ♥ (And not inviting me!)
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Banned because my bed is fucking uncomfortable.
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Banned for probably being right.
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banned for agreeing with the zangoose-lover
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Banned for thinking fire is the answer.
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Banned for not! Fire is the answer to everything and Magma is the answer when that fails horribly!
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Banned because I'm telling mommy on you!! :'(
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Banned. Magma.
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Banned, for having Max as an avatar.
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Banned for not respecting the awesomeness that is Max.
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Banned because I've never played Sam and Max.
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Banned because you never played Sam & max!
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Banned for having an ugly person as your avatar.
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Banned for joining the bortherhood of Nod!
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Banned for not considering Kane the most awesome awesome that was ever awesome! And also a large ham!
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Banned for excessive banning for convoluted and questionable reasons!
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Banned for not considering Kane to be the greatest person ever!
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Banned for idolizing a fictional character!
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Banned for having a Cave Story avatar. Specifically sperm kitty.
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Banned because It's TOO FUCKING HOT HERE AND I CAN'T SLEEP!!!
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Banned because I have a fan in my room.
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banned for having a fan
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Banned for not having a fan!
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Banned for being immature, poop face!
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Banned for hypocrisy and having the name Jack in your name!
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Banned for hypocrisy and having the name Jack in your name!
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Banned for mimicry.
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Banned for coolness.
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Banned for not-so-cool-ness...ness.
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Banned for making me think of work.
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Banned for OMG LOL
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Banned for MIND RAPE.
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Banned for droning.
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Banned for not being THE GOD DAMN WORKERDRONE!
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Banned for caring!
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Banned for not Caring!
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Banned because I don't care about any of you. At all.
EVER.
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Banned because you are damned.
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Banned because I stole your copy of Morrowind! Seriously, it's fun. Got it a few days ago.
Carp.
BANNED FOR NINJA.
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Banned for misspelling
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Banned for
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Mimecry, banned!
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Banned for making mimes cry!
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Just banned.
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BANNED JUST.
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BANNED JUST.
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BANNED JUST.
QUOTE PIRAMID!
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Banned for trying to start one.
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Banned for trying to start one.
BANNED JUST.
QUOTE PIRAMID!
Banned for trying to start one.
[/quote]Banned for participating!
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Banned because I'm not! Oh--wait.
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Banned! Now you aren't!
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BANNED JUST.
Banned for trying to start one.
QUOTE PIRAMID!
Banned for trying to start one.
Banned for participating!
Banned because I'm not! Oh--wait.
Banned! Now you aren't!
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ALL BANNED! (For apparent reasons!)
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Banned for failquote.
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I activate my card!
(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h82/empgenkhan/BanHammer.jpg)
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Banned for crappy english on a crappy card holding a crappy hammer of banning!
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Banned for excessive use of a four-lettered word that is an anagram for ''carp''.
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Banned for using a forbidden word, they might have heard you!
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Banned for being reply #1441!
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Banned because you banned reply #1441!
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Banned for having a C somewhere on your post!
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You *an't ban me because I have a * in my post!!
Banned you, you!
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Banned for having an image or video that has been moved or deleted.
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Being
Actually
Not
Nicely
Evacuated
Dodo.
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Banned for having his train of thought derailed before it left the platform.
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Ba... wait, what?
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Ba... Ba... Ba... Banned!
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Frogged!
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Banned, from 200 yards away...WITH MINDBULLETS!
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Banned, from a few kilometers away, with SNIPOR!
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Banned by telekinesis Kyle.
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Banned, nuked.
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Banned, feral ghouls killing you up.
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Banned, Doomguard Ghouls killing you up.
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Banned with Sepulchritude.
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Banned with Gundam Freedom
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Banned with Gundam Justice.
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Banned with death note.
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Banned with ______.
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Banned by Kingdom hearts!
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Banned for having TWO wings. All the cool guys have one.
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Banned for self reference.
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Banned for having Zangoose porn.
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Banned because I wish. :'(
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Banned: Cutebolds looks like Mimiga.
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Banned because your right.
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Banned because that went totally over my head.
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Banned for not owning an original pressing of Rubber Soul.
ADMIT IT YOU DON'T.
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Banned because that went totally over my head.
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Banned for quoting yourself.
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Banned because that went totally over my head.
Banned for forcing me to part with my quote.
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Banned because the operators are standing by.
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Banned for ruining Jackrabbit's quote spree.
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Banned because it was only two quotes long.
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B
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For disrespecting the quoting spree.
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Banned for quote pyramid.
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Banned for banning something original.
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Banned for ascii balls.
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Banned for being in more than one sky at once.
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Banned for getting a namechange from the great one.
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BANNED for not being quiet about it.
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Banned for finally getting Morrowind!
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Banned for starting page 100.
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^^Banned for making the obvious 100 page ban... (before me)
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Banned for not having Morrowind yet, as do I.
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Angellus! I BAN YOU!
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Banned for getting creamed corn on the topic!
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Banned of acussing me of being Cream Corn, it's Creamcorn!
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Banned...
For rejecting the TRUTH!
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Banned for promoting the truth!
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Banned for ninjid.
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Banned for ninjad.
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Banned for ninjihad.
(I wonder how that would work out...)
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Your banned you ninjalad!
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Banned by a pirate.
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Banned by a viking!
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BANNED BY A DWARF.
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Banned by cookiemonster!
(Farewell wine cookies!)
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Banned for ogling bays.
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Bannanded!
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Banned for ♥
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Banned for possibly being an eldritch abomination, send here to twist and warp our minds.
(I just hope you're not the tentacly kind of eldritch abomination. I would dread you if you had tentacles.)
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Banned for making me sad that Ill never have a loving tentacle demon pet...
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(Oh, just make the scientists create you a landwalking squid. Probably close enough.)
Banned by toast.
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Banned because I"m blaming you for my keyboard and mouse troubles>>>
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BANNED FOR NOT!!!
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Banned for not fearing seal clubbers.
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Banned for shooting with Mindbullets!
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Banned for slowly killing your dorfs with hunger rather than giving them an honorable death in combat against fifty goblin bowmen.
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Banned for sending dwarves against ONLY 50 bowmen.
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Banned for spending sooooooo much time collecting more than fifty.
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Banned for having
pee a subtle unauthorized reference to a Nintendo console in his nickname.
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Banned because you're a doo doo face! D:<
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BANNED BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT!
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Banned for obvious reasons.
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Banned because I'm a little slow.
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Banned because I agree that you're slow.
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Banned for not making reasonable accommodations for slow people.
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Banned in a whirlwind of rabbits!
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Banned because Whirlwind isn't too useful.
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Banned because Whirlwind isn't too useful.
Banned because you keep coming up with problems and no solutions.
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Banned for refusing to solve that problem.
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Banned for changing your avatar without my explicit permission.
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Banned because one, you're not the avatar baron, and two, you have no avatar.
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Banned for being wrong.
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Banned because you cheated!
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Banned for accusing the great avatar baron of cheating.
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Banned for banning the Zangoose Baron.
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Banned for not realising that the Avatar Baron has significantly more power than the puny Zangoose Baron.
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You both are banned. Zangoose vs Sephiroth to see who goes first!
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Banned because both my zangoose are in daycare. (http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu215/Jack_Bread/ZangooseSilRasp-1.png)
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Banned - Psyduck FTW >:(
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Banned because even Yuffie could kill a pokemon. THAT'S RIGHT. I WENT THERE.
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Banned - Wrong game.
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Oh snap!
Banned for not providing the oh snap yourself.
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Banned because I don't do that sort of stuff.
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Banned for not laughing because I called Yuffie horrible. The only thing worse is Aeris-OH RIGHT SHE'S DEAD. (I promise to stop the FF7 jokes)
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Banned: Kefka was a better villain anyway.
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Banned because I never played the game and hate being left out.
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Banned because you actually didn't.
Banned got being a jerk.
BANNED BANNED BANNED DAMN IT! (http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu215/Jack_Bread/ZangooseSad-1.png)
Ninja'd
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Banned for not saying ninja'd
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Banned for lying.
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Banned because he edited and you missed that NO WHY DID YOU MISS THAT?
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Banned for claiming i missed that.
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You both are banned for being on two forums at once.
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I am going to regret this but:
BANNED FOR NOT!!!
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Banned because I am.
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Banned for having an abominably cute avatar that doesn't murder people. Seriously, at least Max murders people, yours just gives them hugs.
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Banned because my avatar is DRUNK.
I'm going to post the full picture on NVN, later. (http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu215/Jack_Bread/ZangooseSarRasp-1.png)
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Banned for that little picture thing.
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Banned for not noticing it's a zangoose smiley.
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Banned for noticing it's a zangoose smiley.
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Banned because I'm blaming you for the smilies' transparency not working.
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Banned for not being able to fix it with Gimp.
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Banned because your fucking right. :o
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BANNED COS YOUR ALL NOOBS
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Banned for:
1. Being a hypocrite.
2. Spreading lies.
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Banned because I don't approve of "Lords"
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Banned for not approving of lords.
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Banned for banning
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Banned for banning
Banned for excess repitition!
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Banned from the yardarm for piracy!
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Banned for having a kobold pimp as avatar!
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Banned for being wet.
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BANNED FOR NOT! ;D
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Banned for WoW avatar.
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Banned for tentacles.
Not that I hate tentacles.
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Banned for being a papa.
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Banned for... "not."
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Banned for not making sense or at least confusing me.
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Banned for rolling a 9.
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Banned for being an insect.
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Banned for presumed 'bitch slapping' of 'hoes' at some point.
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Banned for having fewer posts than I do.
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Banned for having the [MANGO_TREE_TRUMPET] tag.
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Banned for banning Inaluct as a welcome.
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Banned because that wasn't a welcome.
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Banned for banning the person who banned you for banning me.
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Banned because I was spy all along.
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Banned for being a spy
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Banned for having a horrible meme as your avatar.
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banned for not haveing a horrible meme as yours
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Banned for posting at a quarter to four in the morning.
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Banned because it's 12AM where I'm at.
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Banned for living in the future. Or way in the past.
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banned for mis-interpritaion of Time-Zones
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Banned for improper antionalism. To be precise: Improper capitalization, improper italization and improper hyphenation.
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Banned for being a grammar nazi.
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Banned because I KNEW IT!
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banned because your lieing ;D
(PS: spell checks broken)
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Banned for not fixing your spellchecker.
Also, if you pretend your avatar isn't holding a sign but a hammer instead, it's quite dwarfen.
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banned for complimenting my avatar
PS: once i learn how to use the dang gif editor im removing the "This is Sparta" for maybe "This is DWARF FORTRESS"
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Banned. If you know you're spelling incorrectly, why did you still spell it wrong?
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Banned for misunderstanding my plight,
you cannot spell something correctly if you can't remember how to spell it in the first place! especially when spell checks broken
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Banned because you haven't replied to my PM yet. (http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu215/Jack_Bread/ZangooseSarRasp-1.png)
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Banned for being a zangoose whore.
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Banned because I agree. (http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu215/Jack_Bread/ZangooseSmile-1.png)
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Banned for having the latest post in this thread.
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NOTICE:Banned
Because.
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Banned for noticing.
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NOTICE:Banned
Again.
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Banned for actually finding a less original ban than mine (congrats there buddy).
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You are banned.
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Banned for winning the unoriginality contest.
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I ban you with nuclear weapons because your home planet is in the way of my viewing Sirius in the nighttime sky!
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I ban you with super mega nuclear a bombs for banning a planet with nucs.
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Banned for using nuclear explosives.
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Banned for being a pacifist.
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Banned for not being an aggressive expansionist.
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BANNED for making me agree with you
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Banned for having a weird name.
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BANNED
THIS THREAD IS TOO LONG. AND IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT
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Banned because I CAN HUG MY CHILDREN WITH NUCLEAR ARMS!!!
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Banned for child abuse via strangulation with hugs.
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BANNED FOR SOME REASON OR ANOTHER RELATING TO ELEPHANTS!
oh and for those of you who dont know latin my name rougly means Son Of Night.
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Banned for not using the more deadly animal, hippos.
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Banned: Everyone knows carp is at the top of the food chain.
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Benned. I am ze karp.
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Banned for lying.
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Benned. Zat ees a komplete fabreekazion.
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Banned for weird german/russian or something accent.
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Banned for hating germans/russains
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Banned for hating germans/russains
Banned for making public anti-anti-slavic statements.
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Banned for making public anti-anti-anti-slavic statements.
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Banned for reversing the polarity of the neutron flow.
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Banned for sitting.
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Zitting is illeegal!
Benned!
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Banned for continuing previously mentioned accent.
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Benned for deeskriminalitee!
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Banned because I STAB YOU.
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Banned because I HAMMER YOU.
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Banned because I DEMOTE YOU!
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Banned: Lack of pokemonz :I
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Banned: I'm playing several pokemon games.
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Banned for haxxing Mew.
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Banned because I unlocked, necro-bumped, and locked an old thread. (http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu215/Jack_Bread/ZangooseSmile-1.png)
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Banned for excessive use of zangoose smileys
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Banned because they're Jack preferred brand Zangoose smilies.
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Banned for having a pokeman that wasnt from the first few editoins.FOR CHRIST'S SAKES, I PLAYED THE ORIGANEL AND IT WAS BETTER THEN that stuff.
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Banned because I've played and beat Pokemon Red, Blue, and Yellow. :P
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Banned because you've played and beat Pokemon Red, Blue, and Yellow.
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Banned for not.
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Banned for even pretending to care about Pokemon Yellow.
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Banned because pokemon yellow is fucking awesome even though the first gym was very difficult.
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Banned because pokemon yellow is pathetic. And because I stab you too.
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Yer all banned for being poketards.
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banned for use of the word "Poketards"
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You have been banned by the Legion of Doom!!! (and Soloman Grundy, too!!!)
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Banned: Zangoose.
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Banned: Sephiroth.
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banned: Stormtrooper
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Banned: ...Picnic?
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Bee ay en en ee dee colon el oh el
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Bee ay en en EEE dee appendix aitch ay aitch ay.
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banned for gibberish
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BannEd appendix haha.
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Banned because I don't know what the appendix symbol is.
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Banned beacuse my internet went slow. IBLAMEYOU
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Banned for not being able to hit the broadside of a barn.
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banned for insulting my accuracy with a Non-exsistant weapon
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Banned for storm troopers.
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banned for adding a space between storm and troopers
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Banned for adding "and" in between the first five letters and the last eight letters of "Stormtroopers"
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banned for restateing my reasoning for your banishment
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Banned for bashing the table when your ewok entrail soup will arrive shortly.
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Banned for oversized FF7 obsession.
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Banned. NO! It is MY rock!
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Banned for rock
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banned: for really creepy bunny picture
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Banned for confirming that it's having the desired effect.
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Banned for having an avatar that I don't find creepy.
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Banned. NO! It is MY rock!
Banned for pronouncing my name like "My rock".
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Banned for banning someone who has already been banned and not banning the person directly above you.
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Banned: No one tells me what to do!
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Banned for banning someone who is on the same island as me!
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Banned for banned banned ban. Gannon Ban, I guess. I don't know. Whatever.
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Banned for knowing full well that I would post something about you frequently banning me!
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Banned because I am an abusive ADMIN.
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Banned:
The only admins are ToadyOne and ThreeToe
You're banned for posing as them.
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Banned for uncovering my secret plot.
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banned for haveing secret plot
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Banned for misspelling "having."
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bannned... uh, speedlestick
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banned. amirite?
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Banned for being a member of the rebel alliance, and a traitor take him away
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Banned: TAKE HIM AWAAAAA-AAAAAAaaaa-aaaaaaaay!!!
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Banned:
User is using Gurren Lagann spirited RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REMAKRS!
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Banned for excessive use of 'E's and 'A's.
EDIT: And 'G's. CURSE YOU 'G'!!!!!11
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Banned for causing rage.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for use of large orange letters
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for use of large orange letters
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Banned: Speciesist against Orange.
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Banned: Use of color is now illegal in all forms except black
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BANNED FOR NOT COLORING!
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BANNED:CAN'T STOP HERE
(http://giavasan.diludovico.it/wp-content/plugins/hot-linked-image-cacher/upload/imagehost.ro/pict/2421315246057ca877fad.jpg)
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Banned: Image lacks a large pit of death.
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BANNED: I HAVE RUN OUT OF IDEAS!
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/42/Mewhenreadingstupidstuff.gif)
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Banned for giving us a visual aid of a Darwin Award in action.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for obvious reasons.
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Banned because I keep mixing you up with that building in Urban Dead. You know the one.
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Banned: I have no idea what Urban Dead is.
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Urban Dead is a mmorpp, and has a building in it called Mycoc. Banned for making me explain the awkwardness,
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Banned for making an awkward statement
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Banned for being a carp.
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Banned for the use of mindbullets.
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Banned fos spelling LUCK wrong.
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Banned for missing a "y" in your name.
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^^Banned for suspending Interstellar RTD for the time being...
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Banned for Replacement Thread: Look for new or old games seeking replacements to sign up!!! As mod you can submit replacement requests too!! Help us! Don't let good forum games Die!
Kodak Mafia (Super Fun!) (sign up)
Live Mafia on IRC with a great moderator Bot. COME AND PLAY!
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^^Banned for advertising the same stuff as me... :P
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Yer both banned for being shills.
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BANNED FOR NOT!!!
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BANNED FOR NOT!!!
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BANNED FOR ARE!
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BANNED FOR ARE!
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Banned for a bloody stupid three word ban.
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Banned for saying bloody
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Banned for idiotic censorship. Other people say far worse things and no one cares.
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Banned for saying idiotic
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Banned for trying to get me to repeat myself.
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Banned:
I'm your northern neighbour.
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Banned because my mommy said IIIIIIII'm cute! :D
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Banned for not capitalizing all the i's
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Banned because I ninja'd it.
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BANNED FOR!
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Banned for having a magma chug and not inviting me. :(
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^^Banned for being a Bay Watcher.
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Banned because...um...hey look over there, a monkey wearing underwear!
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Banned for trying to rhyme
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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BANNED FOR STUPID GIANT ORANGE. LONG LIVE BOLDED TEAL ITALICS.
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^^banned for lol ;D
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Banned for bolded teal italics in all caps. Long live zangoose! (and for not putting passion in "long live bolded teal italics.")
Banned for ninja'd.
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This ban is completely arbitrary. BANNED.
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Banned for big words.^^
VV Banned for not posting yet.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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banned for *sigh*
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Banned for typing your sigh. *facepalm*
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banned for not having image for reference
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^^banned for 7 frame gif...
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banned because you dragon has no legs :P
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Banned because you completely ignored the bad job done around the edges.
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Banned for nitpicking
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Banned for picnicking.
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Banned for twit whipping.
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Banned for Hick Sipping
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Banned for being reply #1756
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Banned for breaking the rhyme chain.
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^^Banned for being logged right now...
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banned for being offline at the time of this post
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banned for taunting stormtroopers
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Banned for not.
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banned for changing your avatar
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banned for all caps and letter repeating.
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banned for using the letter e
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Banned for being a biblical character.
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Banned for banning an archangel.
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Banned for being an archangel. Wait no. Being Australian.
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Banned: I thought penguins were over when VN was.
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Banned, it's been moved to creative projects now.
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Banned. Unknown information.
And I mostly keep the avatar 'cause I haven't changed it. "Couldn't be bothered" is one reason why.
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Banned for going to the skys.
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banned for thinking zangoose is adorable
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Banned because they are.
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Banned because I hate Pokemon.
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Banned because that's amazing. Good for you. You deserve a medal of some kind.
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(It that about my personal text, ban reason or just sarcasm?)
Banned for not being clearer.
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Banned because I meant all three.
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Banned beacuse i found the gif i was looking for
(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p280/zerglin/Smileys/Dance.gif)
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Banned for: peanut butter jelly time!
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banned for no penut butter
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Banned for having banned sentence structure.
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Banned for glorious grammar Nazism.
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Banned: the pants have gotten me... they're coming for you...
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Banned for pants man.
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Banned for not wearing pants at one point in your life.
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Banned for lying.
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Banned: your obviously lying...
EDIDTED: due to unforeseen errors
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banned for hungry stormtrooper
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Banned for something to do with a flying bag of large rabbits.
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kalida99: He's drunk.
Banned for having something to do with rabbits.
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banned im not drunk, i've been up three days straight with nothing to eat but mountain dew and bread...
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Banned:
THE EMPIRE EQUAL NAZISM.
I ♥ NAZISM
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Banned, whats the difference between a nazi and a Gay?
45 degrees
sorry if that offended anyone
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Banned for overused, annoying, oh-lol-im-edgy-guyz joke.
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Banned... That hurt my feelings... :-[
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Banned because I meant my avatar you incompetent ninny muggin.
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Banned! i gets it now, thanks for clearing up!
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Banned for SOMETHING THAT I CAN'T THINK OF BUT REST ASSURED IT'S PROBABLY GRATIFIED.
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Banned for having a gratified reason.
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Banned for making me hungry. Gratee,
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Banned for ending a sentence with a comma.
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Banned for ending a sentence with a dot.
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Banned for lying.
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Banned because he may not have been lying from his perspective.
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banned for backing up some random person
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Banned for having no capital letters in your post.
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Banned for complicated avatar.
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Banned for zangoose.
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Banned for not banning Jack Bread for the fact my avatar is not complicated, and that he probably should be happy it isn't the Sephiroth-in-Nibelheim you always see.
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Banned because I'm not happy either way. ^_^
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banned because you probably are
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Banned for happiness.
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banned for weird quote
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Banned because you are.
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banned for refrence to a bird in your name
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Banned for referrencing a Space Marine Captain with your name.
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bannde cos its a reference to the archangel
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Banned because Space Marine Captain Gabriel is cooler.
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Banned because Space Rabbit Marine Captain Jack is cooler.
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Banned because Pilot Space Rabbit Marine Captain Jack is cooler.
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banned for pretty much repeating what Vlynndar said
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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banned for being a seal god
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Banned because Space Rabbit Marine Captain Jack is cooler.
Banned because Pilot Space Rabbit Marine Captain Jack is cooler.
Awwwww :)
banned for being a seal god
Banned for blasphemy!
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BANANA'D!
(http://i25.tinypic.com/2drue6g.gif)
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Banned for posting an image of a person from a state that likely slowed history by burning Athens, eating a banana.
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BANNED FOR NOT!!!
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banned for banning with the same reason twice
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Banned "FOR NOT" reading back very far through this thread.
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banned for pointing out that Barbarossa the Seal God doesnt have an original thought in his head
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Banned because I am you and you are me.
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banned for pointing out that Barbarossa the Seal God doesnt have an original thought in his head
that was uncalled for and you know it. just because all my posts in this thread are huge, orange, and similar doesn't mean that's all I have in my head.
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Banned for pointing out foolish comment.
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Banned for not toleration the foolish.
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Banned for tolerating the foolish.
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banned for forcing me into this very obvious ban about you not tolerating those who tolerate the foolish
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AHA! Banned because you are Flintus and that is what I do.
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Banned for the ambushing me!
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Banned for being ambushed!
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ha banned for enjoying others misfortune mwahahahahahahahahaha
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Banned for banning schadenfreude.
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BANNED: i blew up your choppa
(http://media.fukung.net/images/16805/92ee482148c40c8fc27a274ee4f20caf.gif)
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Banned. I don't have a choppa.
Nice animation, though.
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Banned for being Vlynndar and beig a penguin.
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Yes well banned for being a planet.
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Banned for planet hating
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Banned for a third of your posts being in this thread. At the time of checking/writing.
2 out of 6!
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Banned for being wrong!
At the time of checking/writing.
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Banned for being a father.
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Banned for being a man bread!
(I imagine a bread with arms and legs pummeling people to death.)
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Banned for an overactive imagination.
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Banned for butcher your children into more internet.
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banned for sandwich impersonation
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Banned 'cause I heard you like mudkipz.
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Banned for saying a stupid, old meme.
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Banned because your avatar smells like a women's locker room.
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Banned for impersonating a father.
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Banned because I'm not impersonating and I have the paperwork to prove it.
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Banned for watching bays.
Banned for ninja'd
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Banned for striking.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
EDIT: Changed slightly.
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BANNED FOR CHANGE!!!
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Banned for being mindcontrolled by Mephansteras.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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banned for writing big orange text.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for causing a paradox.
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Banned: Wookies not allowed.
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Banned for mistaking a planet for a 2 meter tall hairy humanoid.
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Banned for insulting.
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Banned for not making sense.
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Banned: Nothing makes sense here.
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Banned for not wearing your clothes!
(http://pages.prodigy.net/1157/links/webcomics/8-BitTheater.jpg)
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Banned for not posting enough info for us to get the joke!
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This isn't a banned post, I'm just saying "Yes, I did." His avatar looks like the head of the wizard speaking in the picture.
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1st: Banned for not posting a "Banned" post.
2nd: I meant the joke in the comic strip. Not your banning logic.
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Banned for overcomplication.
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banned for simplification
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bned fr cmplication.
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Bent: got on vent again.
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Banned for pedophilia!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaUkt59vY1Q (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaUkt59vY1Q)
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Banned for having four numbers in your name
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Sense making not banned! yes?
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Sense making not banned! yes?
Banned for not capitalizing the y in yes.
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Banned for not capitalizing the y in yes.
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Banned for not capitalizing the y in Yes.
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Banned for not capitalizing the y in Y in Yes.
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Banned. I also predict someone will post the unoriginal combo breaker post. Yay them.
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banned for ruining to repetative post line
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Banned for posting a slight variation on the old combo breaker.
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Banned for not?
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Banned for indecent exposure in an adult theater in Sarasota, Florida in 1991.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Reubens
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for orange!
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Banned for starting the Giant Orange text argument again.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for posting the same damn thing over and over again.
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Banned for being a tree.
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Banned for mistaking faerie tale creatures for trees.
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Banned for not using a capital letter at the start of your name.
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Banned for using a capital letter at the start of your name.
(Any comments on hypocrisy will be ignored.)
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Banned for declaring self Lord of Evil without consulting a committee.
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Banned for assuming a committee can declare you Lord of Evil. That title must be earned. Or stolen.
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banned for thinking evil can be stolen it can ONLY be earned
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Banned for not using capitals
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Banned for using only one.
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BANNED FOR ONLY HAVING ONE!
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Banned for having all caps, except in your name.
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CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL BRAH, BUT
banned.
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Banned for using italics
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Banned because I feel like using red italics.
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Banned because I ONE UP'D YOU.
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Banned for oneupmanship.
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Banned for not Two-uping yourself, thus one-uping the one-uper.
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Banned for over-use of hyphens.
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You are banned for using the implied 2nd person subject in your sentence.
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Banned for stealing Chuck Norris's first name and adding a "s"
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Banned for lack of periods. All of you!
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Banned for checking punctuation
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Banned for THE LACK OF!
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Banned for having periods!
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You are banned because penguins can't take to the skies.
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Of course we can. We have planes.
Banned.
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Banned for violating ITAR export restrictions.
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Banned for not explaining your acronyms!
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Banned by the AAAAAAAAA (All American Association Against Any And All Acronym Abuse).
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Banned for stretched spoiler.
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Luckk bans you for not speaking in third-person!
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Banned for making references to cereal.
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Banned because you conspired with County Chocula to knock off Lucky, the Trix Rabbit, the Flintstones, and even Captain Crunch.
p.s. - question about acronyms from earlier
ITAR = International Traffic in Arms Regulations
It's what limits import/export restrictions on true high technology devices and equipment outside of the borders of the U.S. Satellites, planes, military machines, missles, rockets, high end classified computer systems, etc. are all on the list.
There are also some really ridiculous things that have been on the list, including strong encryptions schemes and systems. Anything greater than 56-bit key sizes and such are just one stupid thing to come out of that legislation.
This sort of isolationist uber-paranoid bullcrap has a tendency to stifle commercial enterprises when applied too generously. Even though NASA sells exploded blueprints of Saturn V rockets from the 1960s, they have been known to bitch and gripe at any NASA engineers or technicians that happen to hang the same poster in their cubicles in restricted and classified work areas.
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banned because i said so
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Banned for neither punctuation or capitalization.
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Banned: You mean "nor", not "or".
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Banned for hanging on to really old conventions that don't have to be applied. (like ain't. It's not a well used word, people don't like it, but a word all the same)
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Banned, my 10th Grade English teacher would like to see you after class.
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Banned: Wearing a toga.
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Banned: Not wearing anything at all.
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Banned for pure lies.
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Banned for being a hypocrite.
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Banned because if I don't, they'll take my fingers.
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Banned. I'm taking your toes, too.
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I don't think so, my slippers have chainsaws on them.
Banned.
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banned for having ridiculous slippers
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Banned for neither punctuation or capitalization.
(http://marcvz.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/grammar-nazi.jpg)
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Banned for not being capitalistic enough.
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Banned for not being communistic enough.
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Banned for still having a penguin avatar.
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Banned. I keep forgetting and not bothering to do that.
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Banned : username has too few vowels for my liking.
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banned: your username has too many vowels for my liking
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Banned because your username have the exact same number of vowels as his.
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BANNED FOR LIKING ZANGOOSE
I ALREADY ESTABLISHED THIS
LEAVE
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Banned for not mentioning that this is also true relatively.
BANNED FOR NINJA POST.
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banned: this is a penguin no fly zone
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???
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Banned for having less than 10 posts, newb!
>:D :P
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Is that a devil? Cool. Banned.
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Banned for worshiping the devil.
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Banned for the corruption of Cthulhu.
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Banned for being equal in corruption to Cthulhu.
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Banned for not refering to Lord Cthulu with his correct honorary.
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Banned for calling him "Lord" Cthulu and not "Dread" Cthulu.
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Banned for not realizing those are interchangeable for demons.
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Banned for scaring the shit out of me with your profile picture.
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Banned for not working on a case.
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Banned for takin' me off the case.
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Banned for not being on the case in the first place.
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Banned for harassing an officer of the law.
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Banned for impersonating a Police officer.
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Banned for impersonating of a tree.
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Banned for confusing a tree with a Mythological creature. (This seems fimiliar...)
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Banned for actually just being swamp gas.
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Banned for assuming that lie science fed you is true.
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Banned : FOR SCIENCE! (http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1202)
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Banned for giving me an idea.
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Banned, reminds of Warcraft 3, which in turn reminds of DotA, I hate DotA...
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banned, so long as you find a game without noobs dota is pretty rockin'
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???
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Banned : you're sitting there in Ventrilo playing some dota.
(failure to reference relevant meme)
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???
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banned, how do you type the backwards b?
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Banned: Knows perfectly how to make a d.
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Banned, the both of you, for bringing up 4chan.
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Banned for saying 4chan.
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Banned:
Too many references to that goddamn imageboard.
Too many references to that goddamn imageboard.
Too many references to that goddamn imageboard.
1st rule of the internet?
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Banned for breaking rule 2.
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Banned: Failure is the only option.
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Banned : you forgot about Epic Failure.
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Banned: Epic Flail.
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Banned:(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:iqFUyDK_TJShQM:http://sharkrobot.com/store/images/medium/girlshirt_vgc_ratflail_MED.jpg)
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Banned for having a Simpsons related avatar.
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Banned before Barbarossa decides to yell "Banned for not".
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Banned because you've doomed us all now.
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Banned because rules 1 and 2 only apply during raids.
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fuck off
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Banned for no Capitilisation or Punctuation.
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Banned for excessive capitalization.
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Banned for... to tired for this... Banned.
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Banned for failing to be epic enough.
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Banned for Ivysaur avatar.
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Banned for recognising a Pokemon.
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Banned for realizing Ivysaur is, apparently, a pokemon.
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Banned for lack of Pokemon-related knowledge.
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Banned for banning those who are not omniscient.
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Banned for banning a detective
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Banned for banning an entire PLANET.
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Banned for reminding me about the game "Prinny: Can I Really Be the Hero?".
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Banned, reminded me that I need to unlock the Land of Carnage in Disgaea 2.
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Banned for making me wish I still had Disgaea, dood!
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Banned: Is a sinner waiting for reincarnation.
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Banned, has a cute girl avatar.
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Banned: Doesn't have a cute girl avatar.
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Banned, has a cute girl avatar.
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Banned for not!
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Banned for X. When 'X' is a witty remark about the previous poster or post.
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Banned for algebra!
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Banned: Is part of an annoying social experiment.
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BANNED FOR NOT
oh shit sorry guys I think someone used that one already.
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Banned for saying that.
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Banned: (Reason for banning to be added at a later date)
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Banned: Procrastination.
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Banned for being against procrastination.
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Banned for Russian Reversal.
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Banned. In Soviet Russia, Russia reverses you.
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Banned, because Sean is a better roleplayer than anyone on this forum
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Banned for lack of DF advertising in Ireland.
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Banned: Is a bear.
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Banned: Advocates Loli.
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Banned for teaching penguins how to fly.
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Banned for not hiding location of lucky charms.
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Banned: Those pesky kids work too bloody hard to find them.
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Banned : and I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!
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Banned: Scoobie Doo Reference.
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Banned for misspelling "Scooby Doo" as "Scoobie Doo".
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Banned: Either works.
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Banned; incorrect, Scooby doo is show, Scoobie doo is shitty nylon plaits that were a fad a few years ago.
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Banned: Hey, you actually thought that i cared.
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Banned: Isn't evil.
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Banned. Is evil.
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Banned. Is red, slightly.
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Banned; Avatar is without clothes.
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banned avatar with clothes
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Banned for having an avatar and therefore wasting my precious bandwidth!
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Banned for having so little bandwidth that he worries about a few .JPGs
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Banned for not sharing your bandwidth.
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Banned for being a sharing Communist.
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Banned for capitalist lies.
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Banned for banning with a political reason.
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Banned: I have a 10 MB connection, and use a rather lot of it for purposes beyond forum browsing. No need to make rude assumptions.
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Banned. I want a 10 MB connection.
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Banned for Envy.
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Banned for Wrath.
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Banned for Lust.
Four more to go.
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Banned for attempting to get us to name the seven cardinal sins.
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Banned for sloth.
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Banned for spelling Luck with two 'K's.
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Banned for Greed: You want all of those k's for yourself, don't you?
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Banned for Pride.
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Banned: Not giving me a reason for banning you for gluttony.
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Banned, Stop with all the Cardinal Sins already!! RAWR!!
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Banned for Gluttony. All that lionlike behaviour made you fat.
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Banned for using Gluttony/Greed for the third time in 10 posts.
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Banned: Didn't manage to stop the seven deadly sins in this topic.
::)
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Banned for the eighth sin: Donimonicus (being a poop head)
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Banned for making a new sin up.
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Banned : if you haven't invented a new way to sin, you're not trying hard enough.
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Banned forsaying someithing awesomely sigable.
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Banned for faulty typography. Though I agree.
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Banned for agreeing with me.
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Banned for overall planetry
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Banned for not having a sig or any personal text.
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Banned for having a sig.
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Banned for leaving me! *Cries* :P
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Banned for use of guilt in your post.
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Banned for being damned by god.
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Banned: Hasn't been condemned by a god.
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Banned for several reasons
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Banned for NO reason.
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Banned for indiscriminate abuse of power.
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Banned: Has a glowing red eye.
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Banned. Has enourmous curls.
Though. I get that if I let my hair grow.
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Banned, has a ribbon made of blood around his neck.
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Banned: Blood for the blood god!
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Banned: Blood for Myself!
Blood is yummy...
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Banned for being a warmonger.
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Banned for being a pacifist.
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Banned: Not enough magma.
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Banned, too much magma.
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Banned: Thought there was such a thing as too much magma.
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Banned: Hasn't posted enough D:
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[size=8]BANNED FOR NOT![/size]
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Banned: For not isn't an option.
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Banned: Stop YELLING AT ME! ;.;
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All of you are banned for letting this topic reach page 2.
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Banned: This topic hasn't exceeded 200 pages yet.
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Banned, this topic hasn't reached 2000 pages.
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Banned, post number ending in two zeroes
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Banned, this isn't 4chan, we don't worry about GETs.
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banned for lame generation signature
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Banned for impersonating a biblical figure.
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Banned: Seems like a Sephiroth fanboy.
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Banned for having an awesome avatar!
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Banned: Agrees that Sekai is awesome.
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Banned because I don't know what you are talking about.
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Banned: Proud to be an Australian? Psh.
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Banned: Eldritch abomination.
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Banned: Loli promoter.
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banned for the greater
good evil
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Banned: Daring to say that i'm not sufficiently evil.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for use of lame large colored text.
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BANNED BY AWESOME LARGE COLOURED TEXT.
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Banned for awesome large coloured text.
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Banned for aligning text to the right.
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Banned for aligning text to the left.
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Banned
for
being
wrong.
I
did
not
align
it
in
any
direction.
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Canned: Bonfusing.
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Banned, spoonerism.
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Banned for spelling Kashyyyk wrong and figuring out the Bay Watchers conspiracy.
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Banned for having 3 letters in a row and defending this guy:
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a363/KatoBloodsoul/Avatars/georgelucas.gif)
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Banned for not typing his name like a normal person.
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Banned for assuming everyone must be normal and conform.
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Banned for wanting to be different.
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In soviet russia, previous poster bans you!
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Banned for impersonating Yakov Smirnoff
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Banned for having a jawa as a forum avatar.
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BANNED! it's not a jawa
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Banned for having a L4D avatar.
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Banned for recognizing a very poor rendition of a hunter
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Banned, Its still a hunter regardless of quality, Plus jawas have thier entire face concealed
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Banned for having an avatar with shark teeth and a grey hoodie plus circle yellow eyes
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BANNED: I REALLY HATE GREY HOODIES.
P.S. I DON'T CARE IT MAKES SENSE.
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BANNED BECAUSE POKIMON ARE DUMB
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Banned for hating pokemon and not hentai
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Banned for assuming I don't hate hentai
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Banned for not having an avatar.
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Banned for supporting our troops from the 1940s.
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Banned for not supporting our troops from the 1940s
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Banned for banning the guy with the hippie avatar.
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Banned: Has number within name.
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Banned for being a loli advocate
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Banned: Doesn't like loli.
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BANNED FOR NOT! RAINBOWS
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Banned for using rainbows
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Banned for not loving canadians instead of hippies
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banned for loving canadians AND hippies
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Banned for assuming I like hippies, I like hobos AND canadians
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Banned: HOBOS ARE AWESOME
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Banned: HE SAID HE LIKES HOBOS L2Read!
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BANNED: NOT AWESOME ENOUGH TO TALK ABOUT HOBOS.
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Banned for grass pokemon
FIRE>GRASS
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Banned for fire pokemon!
Dark > Fire
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Banned for being a NAUGHTY KITTY! Bad kitteh!
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BANNED FOR SCOLDING TEH KITTEH
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BANNED FOR NOT SPEAKING OF THE AWESOMENESS OF HOBOS
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BANNED FOR SHARK TEETH ON AVATAR
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Banned for NO REASON AT ALL!
Yay power abuse.
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PERMA BANNED FOR BAN ABUSE
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Banned: Topic goes too fast.
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BANNED! only bans can prevent forest fires
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PERMA banned for slogan usage
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banned for banning the un-banishable
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Banned! Hunter pounced Zoey!
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BANNED FOR NOT LETTING ME PUNCH YOU *punches out forsakens teeth*
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Banned for banning the wrong guy!
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BANNED FOR NOT SEEING EDIT
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Banned: You hath been pounced the gentleman that is me
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Banned for saying "the the"
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BANNED FOR NOT SEEING THE GIANT CARNIVOROUS POTATO ATTACKING YOU
*ducks*
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Banned for... AGGH A GIANT CARNIVOROUS POTATO! -runs-
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BANNED FOR- ARRRGGG LOOK OUT CARNIVOROUS GIANT CELERY
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BANNED FOR HOSTILE USE OF VEGIES
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Banned: Not a kitty.
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Banned for lying cause it says you're a naughty kitty.
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BANNED: WATCH OUT THE POTATOS BACK
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Banned: Oh god here comes the fruit salad!
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Banned: ITS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY! RUN! *screaming*
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Banned for lack of sanity.
Dudes, calm down.
EDIT: Ladies too.
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Banned Better rainbows!
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Banned: Sanity
Its my fricken strong point
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Banned for being a bay watcher.
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Banned: YOUR ALSO ONE *dun dun Dunn
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Banned: This is an insane (wo)man's world.
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BANNED FOR INSANITY * puts strafe jacket on Okenido *
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Banned: I could already strafe, I don't need your pathetic assistance.
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Banned for being generally disturbing. *a chill goes throughout the sane posters* Did it just get colder?
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Banned for having 57 posts and only 4 topics started.
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BANNED FOR PIXEL IMAGE AND I HAVE 257 POSTS
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for the DAMN COLORED FONT!
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Banned: OMG is that an 8-bit balrog? AWESOME
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Banned: YOU SHALL NOT PASS
gandalf < balrog
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Banned for stealing my ban, making me edit the post!
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snab era doog ni aissuR teivoS :dennab
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Banned for making me read that
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BANNED FOR WEARING TOP GUN SUNGLASSES
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bannened for not.
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Banned: your avatar lacks a hat
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Banned for ALSO not wearing a hat
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Banned for wearing a helmet!
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Banned for insulting the soup pot
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BANNED FOR SABOTAGING OUR COUNTRY
Ultra Patriot: *GASP*
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Banned: Son...
I am dissapoint... :(
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Banned for Traitory, lies, violation of oath, the stealing of a sock, killing an important figure, AND HERESY
bum bum bummm
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Banned for being a communist.
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Banned for being a socialist criminal.
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Banned for great justice!
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Banned for THE HORDE
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Banned: Launch all Zigs!
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Banned. It's "Take off every zig" and "Move Zig"
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Banned for correcting me about something which was, itself, a mistranslation and has no correct form in English.
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Banned for his 'leet' 1111 thing.
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Banned fof hypocracy, Mr. "x2yzh9"
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Banned, spelt 'for' incorrectly.
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Banned by the forces of evil! (TM)
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Banned, using a trademark.
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banned for planitary impersonation
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Banned for angelic impersonation
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Banned for making me go all hypocritical and banning you for having number within name.
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Banned for having number within name.
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Banned for glowering eye
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Banned for having a name reminiscent of Japan.
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Banned: Embarked on a planet full of furry carpets.
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Banned for being a sick fuck.
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Banned for being a hippie
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BANNED FOR NOT!!!
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BANNED FOR NOT JOINING THE ARMY YOU FRICKEN HIPPIE
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Banned for acknowledging the existence of a man caught defending a hippie.
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BANNED FOR NOT LETTING ME ARREST YOU
*tapes the letters MP on helmet*
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Banned because you're trying to get to page #150
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Banned for NOT letting me get to page 150#
=D
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Banned for getting to page #150 first.
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Banned for being runner up
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Banned: Spam.
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BANNED: =========|B| BAN HAMMER LULZ
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Banned for trying to kill me with a hammer.
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Banned: Tried killing me with a gun.
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Banned : Because knives let's 'em know you mean business.
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(http://www.ijs365.com/ENGLISH/originals_images/fire.jpg)
I see your knife and raise with fire.
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Banned : This is not Picture Fight. Use ascii like a real man.
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Banned by the forces of evil! (TM)
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Banned for trying to have complete control over the forces of evil(TM).
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Banned, the forces of evil have been brought up too many times, and are a cliche and retarded idea anyway.
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Banned: I thought you were on our side.
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Cthulhu is Chaotic Neutral.
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Banned: Cthulhu is Chaotic Badass.
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Banned. Cthulhu's a grown mansquidragon, Cthulhu can pick his own alignment. Don't tell Cthulhu what Cthulhu can and can't be.
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Banned : excessive use of third person when apparently referring to self.
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Banned for making Major use third person.
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banned for stealing my nose
stupid game!
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Banned for falling for the "I got your nose" trick.
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Banned for making m-DUZYfagysd iBGJVdfkhbjzydkufgyzdk;futg
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Banned for cat on keyboard.
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Banned for not seeing Giant Carnivorous Potato Attacking us
ARRRRGGG
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Banned for telling me that you have SWAT clothes.
ARRRRGGG
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Banned for making me hallucinate
ARRRGGG
GODDAMMIT
YOU
BLOODY
PANSY
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Banned: Is a phantom, but isn't dead.
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Banned: GET THE F*CK AWAY FROM ME GET THE F*CK AWAY
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Banned: very high or schizophrenic, possibly both.
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Banned for being a walking frog toad thing
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BANNED FOR NOT!!!
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Banned for repeating the same thing over and over
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for no longer being a seal
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Banned for WOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOO
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Banned for being rabbit like
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Banned for banality.
WooooOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOO.
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Banned for that
O
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Ban dude lulz
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Banned for making a stick man.
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BANNED FOR NOT YOU FOOL!!!!
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Banned for
a) Failing a 'banned for not'
b) Posting a stickman.
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Perma Banned for
1.the lulz
2.My power abuse
3.Rabbit like
4.Is a rabbit
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Banned: Sane people have no place in Bay 12.
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Banned because of my ban deflector.
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Banned for using a ban deflector in a deflection-free zone.
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Banned: I can't switch it off! Help!
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Banned, requires help.
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^^ Banned for not assisting those in need of help...
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Banned: Probably thinks collars are creepy.
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Banned
E - U
Elf shooting human lulz
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Banned for defending not innocent innocent people.
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Banned for making my head hurt.
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Banned
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Banned for. it.
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Banned
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
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Banned: Rick rolling is old.
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Banned:No it is not
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Banned: Wrong, but goatse will remain forever.
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Banned: I hate hentai and loli
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Banned, so do i, but we like Okenido anyway.
...well, somewhat.
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Banned for liking Okenido, somewhat, anyway.
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Banned: Is a tree.
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BANNED BECAUSE NOT!
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Banned since thats getting really old now except for you replacing for with because.
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Banned for having a strange dice avatar.
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Warning: MULTI-BAN approaching!
In the following order:
Okenido for being the third person to use the "tree" thing.
Barbarossa for just being unfunny.
Luckk because the angles don't add up in your triangle.
Woose1 for not noticing this.
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Banned: I did notice it, but I lack the attack points to do a multi-ban.
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Perma banned for life
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Banned! Perma banning is forbidden!
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Banned
E-
E - U
E/
E/
Elves shooting human Lulz
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Banned for realistic depiction of a execution.
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BANNED FOR NOT
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BANNED BECAUSE NOT!
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Banned
R ------- > A
R ------- A
R ------------- A
R= russians
A= americans
Americans lozing cold war battle lulz
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Banning myself for expecting creativity... :P
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Banned: Suicide's for the weaklings.
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Banned. Death in glorious battle against overwhelming odds is a form of suicide, and just try to tell some crazy roid-raging viking that he's a weakling.
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Banned: FOR THE SOVIET UNION
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Banned: Your cause crumbled decades ago.
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Banned, your new avatar isn't as cool as your Clint Eastwood avatar.
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Banned: I don't like things with squidlike appendages
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Banned. I don't care what you don't like. Deal with the tentacles.
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Banned: USA USA USA USA USA
Soviet Union has Been Defeated
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Banned for *insert meme here*
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Banned for NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
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Not banned. I actually like that song
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Ban Protection Awarded to: Japa
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Banned because I like that song too!!
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Ban Protection Awarded to: Sofia
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Banned for having every other post in the thread, jeez.
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Banned since I just made your statement false.
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Banned: Made his statement false.
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Banned. =! correct.
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Banned. =! correct.
Banned for using an exclamation point on a Saturday.
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BANNED FOR NOT!!!
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Banned for over capitalization.
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Banned for not chastising the last guy because he keeps using the same stupid phrase.
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banned for making valid statement
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Banned for acknowledging the validity of the statement.
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Rubber banned
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elastic banned
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Japa and gabriel are banned for coming up with punny jokes.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banning Japa for using the "punny jokes" line.
(Ignoring Barbarossa until he does something original.)
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned: YOU IMPOSTER *gasp*
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Banning Jackrabbit for obvious reason. Also banning Phantom for encouraging him.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned: That was getting annoying 50 pages ago.
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Banned: You should have banned the idiot harder else he'll keep doing it and keep thinking its clever.
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Banned for presuming I think I'm clever.
durhurhurhur.
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durhurhurhur.
Banned for pointless spam.
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Banned for jumping the gun! Durhurhur.
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Banned for saying durhurhur.
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Banned for bigotry towards durhurhur.
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BANNED for using my PSP Wallpaper of Max as your avatard!
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Banned for being a fellow max lover!
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Banned for not
"SWEARING ALLEGIANCE TO YOUR GUN!"
Doo da, doo da.
Sam & Max reference...
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Banned for Sam & Max reference.
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Banned for recognizing a Sam and Max reference.
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Banned for being an elder god.
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Banned for bigotry against old people. Or gods. Or whatever.
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Banned for having a silly name.
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BANNED For not realising that I am a knight of Psydonia, a *cough cough* clever ploy on the ancient city state Kydonia.
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BANNED for double posting.
BUMP
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Banned for creating destructive ban-space singularity.
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banned for the overly cute frog
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Banned for LOL SO RANDUM xD sig.
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Banned for confusing me for a few seconds when you said that.
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Banned for being too lucky
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banned for liking pie.
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vanned for double post.
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Banned for misspelling "banned" unless double-posting is a federal offense now.
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Banned: Because i say so.
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Banned: Because i say so.
Banned: Dumb Reason to Ban
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Banned: So was that.
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Banned because there are no dumb reasons in a thread meant as a game.
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Banned because there are no dumb reasons in a thread meant as a game.
Banned for breaking the 4th wall.
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Banned for breaking the 3rd wall.
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Banned for breaking ALL the walls
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Banned for skyjacking an F-22 Raptor to smuggle Palestinian refugees encapsuled plastic bubbles, filled to the brim with counterfeit hushpuppies.
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Banned for assaulting the pope!
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Banned for assaulting the dalai lama.
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BANNED for taking it too far.
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Banned for not taking it far enough, presumed Imam basher!
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Banned for not taking it far enough, presumed Imam basher!
Banned: What the hell is an Imam?
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Banned for not looking it up.
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Banned for excellent advice.
An Imam is an Islamic priest.
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Banned for banning me
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Banned for vengeance banning. Only i may do that.
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???
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Banned for breaking THE LAW
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Banned: Cares about the law.
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Banned for not bowing down to opression like everyone else.
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Banned for misspelling oppression.
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Banned for taking advantage of how tired I am.
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Banned for being Flintus. Eh eh eh.
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Banned for falling right into my trap.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for using an overused phrase.
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???
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for quoting.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for causing a paradox
No ban backs.
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Banned for responding to him.
I say from now on we ignore the Banned for Not thing and act like he hadn't posted it.
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Banned for giving a suggestion that I agree with.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for giving a suggestion that I agree with.
Banned for being called Kashyyk
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Banned for entering the twilight zone.
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Banned for entering the overly dramatic zone
DUN DUN DUUN
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bAnN3d: n0 sp3nn3nG g0d0t H3AD!
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Banned:
SILENCE!
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Ban SMG lulz
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Banned by a cute rabbit.
(\_/)
(o.o)
(><)
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Banned by death squad
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Ban gun lulz
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Banned by the ban hammer.
(http://ownedirl.com/magic/banhammer.jpg)
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Banned by the ban tank
(http://www.defenseindustrydaily.com/images/LAND_M1A1_Abrams_lg.jpg)
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Banned: That's an M1 Abrams, not a ban tank.
...well i THINK atleast it's an M1 Abrams.
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Banned: IT IS AN M1 ABRAMS!!
BAN SHUKHOI GO!!!
(http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/35397.gif)
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Banned for overusage of pictures depicting military vehicles.
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Ban George W. Bush lulz
(http://www.synthtopia.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/george-bush-eats-a-kitten.jpg)
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(http://www.mwt-studios.com/gaming/2009/dedication/kharn.jpg)
Banned by Khârn the Betrayer.
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Banned by the Obamanater
(http://portal.tv5.co.th/Portals/0/News/200811/small_obama_image.jpg)
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(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3181/2296936122_95d27ecbb7.jpg)
Banned by Baraka Obama.
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Banned by the Bushinator
(http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/104172.jpg)
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Banned, this isn't picture fight, it's You are BANNED.
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Banned for trying to get this back to not using pictures.
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Banned for for having an impossible triangle as your avatar.
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Banned for not worshiping the meteor god.
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Banned for being a cultist.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for being a cultist.
Banned for not worshiping Herby Berby, the great unwashed fruitstick.
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Banned for Fruitstick
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Banned for having two appearences of the same digit at the end of your username.
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Banned You don't even know what kalida means do you?
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Banned because it doesn't matter, you still have two numbers at the end of your name and that's good enough for knee jerkin' old me.
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Banned: 'Rabbit like'
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Banned [Insert generic banning reason here]
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Banned for not being able to think of a reason.
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Banned for thinking of one
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Banned for Crusading without a License.
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Banned, not enough RRRAAAEEEGGG!
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Banned for no longer being "Naughty"
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Banned fro having a long avatar.
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Banned for using "fro" instead of "for".
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Banned for disrespect of the fro.
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Banned with fire, it is super effective
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Banned by wingulls watergun, super effective!
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Banned for making less and less sense in a cascading pattern.
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Banned for using the Japanese meaning of teacher or professor.
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banned cos the sensei are cool
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Banned for having no capital letters in your post.
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Banned for having none in your name!
Anything you say will be used against you in the court of law.
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Banned for posting when you're banned. Hacker.
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Banned because...
Anything you say will be used against you in the court of law.
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Banned because...
Anything you say will be used against you in the court of law.
Banned because you quoted yourself.
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Banned because I have free speech you conservative capitalist.
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Banned for being a fucking moron.
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Banned for harsh language, no situation calls for use of curse words.
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Banned for having the correct opinion.
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Banned for once again being the person I'm banning.
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Hmm...
Banned for not joining my army when you had the chance.
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Banned: Nobody tells me what to do.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned: Nobody tells me what to do.
Banned, alright?
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Banned, because you used a question?
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Banned: Hypocrisy
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Bannned: pu uoy evig annog reven
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Banned (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI)
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Choclate banned (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA&feature=related)
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Banned: Memes are for the weak.
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Banned, I am in Spain.
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Banned for having nude beaches!
Lucky son of a...
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Banned for being interesting!
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Banned for having a fuzzy avatar.
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Banned for having a pirate avatar.
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Banned: no reason given.
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Banned for unjustified banning.
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Banned for using too many 'n's.
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Banned for double posting.
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Banned for banning themselves.
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Banned for attempting to create a logical paradox.
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Banned for being as annoying as all hell.
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Banned for living in 'NewMars.'
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Banned for being a 'Doctor'
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Banned for not realizing my greatness.
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Banned for having a large Ego
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Banned for insulting his ego's figure.
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Banned: My ego knows no bounds.
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Banned: your ego is taking up too much space.
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Banned: Ego is insufficient.
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Banned by Deus Ex Machina.
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Banned for lack of thrilling plot closers.
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Band.
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Banned for your play on words my good sir.
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Banned for excessive use of single syllable words.
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Banned, cares about syllables.
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Banned for your fascination in how team has no I but can spell me with the T and A removed.
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Banned for love.
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Banned for hate.
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Banned for melancholy.
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Banned for confusion.
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Banned for hugs. Oh God, here comes Armok!
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Banned for making me want to sit in corner, curled in a ball screaming "Oh God, Hugs!".
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Banned for (http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/3803/diceillusion.jpg).
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Banned for making me focus on that picture.
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Banned for focusing on that picture.
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Banned for exaggerating... physical prowess.
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Banned for using ellipsis.
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Banned for having a title beginning with 'The'
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Banned for misspelling 'Kashyyyk'.
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Banned for not!
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Banned : "Banned for not" stopped being funny 150 pages ago.
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Banned for making me realize!
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Banned for making me realize!
Banned for not realizing that the phrase was stupid even if it hadn't been overused.
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Banned for making me realize!
Banned for not realizing that the phrase was stupid even if it hadn't been overused.
Banned for unnecessary use of quote tags.
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Banned for making me realize!
Banned for not realizing that the phrase was stupid even if it hadn't been overused.
Banned for unnecessary use of quote tags.
Banned: Hypocrite.
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Banned for calling someone a hyprocrite.
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Banned : failure to follow quote pyramid protocol.
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Banned: Kefka is too awesome for you.
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Banned: Kefka is too awesome for you.
Banned: Who is Kefka? TELL ME!
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Banned: Needs to play more final fantasy.
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Banned: No you don't.
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Banned: Yes i do.
So does forsaken.
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Banned : I will ban everything! I will create a monument to non-existence!
(or, alternatively, Kefka is too awesome for anybody)
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Banned for using exclamation marks.
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(or, alternatively, Kefka is too awesome for anybody)[/size]
Banned: This should be the reason you're banning people.
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(or, alternatively, Kefka is too awesome for anybody)[/size]
Banned: This should be the reason you're banning people.
Banned for banning the wrong person.
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Banned for being mistaken.
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Banned for being inferior to the sun.
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banned for being inferior to me!
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Banned for being inferior to GOD.
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banned for blasphemy I AM GOD
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Banned for LIAR.
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Banned for GRAMMAR FAIL.
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Banned for following the recent trend of capitalizing the last few words.
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Banned by my Thompson SMG
(http://eastofhollywood.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/public_enemies_movie_image_johnny_depp.jpg)
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BANNED for Still lame.
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Banned:Meh
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Banned for expressing indifference.
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Banned:
DAMMIT KEFKA! YOU STOPPED CHAOTIC JOSH FROM FINISHING HIS LP
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Banned for using the angry caps lock button. tisk tisk
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Banned:
I USED SHIFt DamMit!
GoDAmn shIFT ButTON
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BANned FOR BEiNG RIGHT.
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Banned:
Vlad, say hello to the New Don of LA and his Browning Automatic
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Banned: Because I felt like it...
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Banned: FREEZE! YOU ARE UNDER (Cardiac) ARREST!
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Banned for being wrong.
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Banned because Rams are currently my target animal
*Fires shot*
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Banned for banning this post.
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Banned: You can't do that! You'll create a time paradox!
Ram!? RAAMM!
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BANNED FOR SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE.
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Banned:
Snake whats going on?
Snake?
SNAAAAAKKEE!!!!!!
Dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun!
Time Paradox
-Exit
-Continue
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Banned for multiple choice during summer vacation.
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Banned:
I was at Hawaii, Canada, and LA, so I used up my vacation time.
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Banned : who the hell vacations in Canada anyway?
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Banned:When I want to see damn Quebec, Montreal, and Vancouver
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Banned for looking into the void.
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Banned : the void looks back.
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Banned. The next person will ban me.
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Banned for telling the future.
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Banned for being unable to predict your own banning.
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Banned:
Someone here is not human, I will test their blood.
Tests RAMs blood, which reacts, which breaks the glass when mixed with a pure blood sample
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Bans for finding out what we already knew that RAM was a mutant or Raging Alcoholic Mutant
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Banned for calling me a mutant, I never mutated, I was born a mutant!
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Banned: I see a red door and I want to paint it black...
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Banned cause I'm listening to paint it black
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Banned for implying that I have too much time.
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Banned:
My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, and now I kill you.
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Banned, because calling you a 'big meanie' isn't enough.
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Banned:
Ahem, Gentlemen.
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Banned for calling me here without explaining why.
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Interdit : Pas on prend du recul, les lâches et les traîtres seront tirés! Défendez le terrain de mère des cochons fascistes!
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Banned for language!
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Banned: Thats russian, in english letters.
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Banned because everyone knows you deserve it.
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Banned: Meh
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Banned: Meh
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Banned: Hmm
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Banned: Hmm
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Banned : clearly not even trying anymore.
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Banned : eromyna ngiyrt neve ton ylrealc.
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Banned for clearly not trying anymore.
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Banned for a signature with a quote in it.
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Banned for being an illegal martian.
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Banned for not knowing that I am completely legal, except when I am not, which is always.
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Banned: Artillery! Take cover!
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Banned: Possession of illegal weapons.
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Banned: I'm in the army.
(Not really, but it's applicable to my avatar, so ignore this bit when you ban me)
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Banned: I'm having dreams about the army, i hold you responsible.
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Banned in order to save the universe.
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Banned. And then he was the universe.
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Banned for excessive sanity. MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAA, HAHAHAHAHA HAH HAH heh heh heh hee HAHAHAHAAAAAA.
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Banned: You're not the only insane guy here.
Heck, everyone who plays DF is in some way insane.
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Banned until I figure out where you live, and how to load this gun properly.
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Banned because you live in the same country as me.
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Banned for banning Jackrabbit for a reason I could have banned him for!
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Banned for bringing nukes to a gunfight.
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Banned for bringing guns to a swordfight.
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Banned for bringing swords to an axefight.
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Banned for bringing axes to Fightnight.
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Banned since honestly, who would use a gun or a knife when they could fight with a hammer?
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Banned for making me think the words HAMMERTIME!!!
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Banned for making me wish I had gold pants and other reasons.
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Banned: Can't touch this.
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Banned because your an easy target.
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Banned for taking advantage of an easy target.
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Banned for bringing reason to a random fight.
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Banned for using words instead of violence.
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Banned:
I think a thompson SMG will solve the problem
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Banned for not thinking large enough I mean rocket launcher at least.
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Banned:
(http://freeatalee.files.wordpress.com/2006/08/atomic-explosion.jpg)
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Banned for not thinking large enough I mean 35 megaton antimatter bomb at least.
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Banned for quoting me I hate quotes!!!! RAGE!!!!
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Banned:
(http://4.media.tumblr.com/7fcNreJmoqp18wr2ftRPlEuyo1_500.jpg)
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Banned: Russians beat ya to it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoQb8vb4blA)
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Banned:
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/halolz-dot-com-redfactionguerrilla-hammertime.jpg)
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Banned for reminding me to beat red faction.
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Banned: Go Play Marathon
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Banned: Go Play Marathon
I suppose, in the depths of this thread, I may as well stake out my puny portion.
In all my years I have seen many idiocies. I have seen people willfully dunk their heads in toilet bowls. I have seen people light themselves on fire and walk out of supermarkets. I have seen political scandal (though that's to be expected anywhere). I have seen people start wars on such trivialities as their interpretation of a mentor. Though I've heard it only in hushed whispers, I'd count Twilight in there among the deepest horrors of this earth.
But... so short a message? You clearly lack the will to push your message above others. Knowledge, in this case, could make your message be the platinum among olivine.
When the pursuit of knowledge goes too far, you are left with a surplus of power... Yes, knowledge is power, more so than muscle. If you know a wrestler's weakness, you can convince him to go berserk, to pummel himself for his past misdeeds. In that case, you turn your enemies into their own enemies. That is the optimal situation. But the lack of knowledge is the lack of power: you become shriveled in mind, unable to contemplate such fancies as learning.
Go, now: leave this society, and gather up all your strength. And learn.
You are banned until further notice. I wish you to be in the library, not wasting time and matters that ought to go ignored on this thread.
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Banned for righteousness!
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Banned, several men shall attack you, you will kill them, you will ban me again, but I will come back, for I am a phantom.
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Banned for being a distant relative of the ghost.
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Banned for being a inedible pickle.(And therefore having a paradoxial existance)
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Banned for thinking..
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Banned: Oh look a dead guy
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Banned for thinking..
Banned for grammar failure in personal text. ("Too", not "to".)
Banned for ninja!
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Banned: I already banned him
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Banned: Go play Zork.
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Banned: Because text adventures frustrate me.
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Banned for dissing Zork.
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Banned for...
Oh, I can't really ban you for that post.
Post below me will be banned if they ban me for not banning.
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[angry rant about not being able to do that]
[calmer message about wanting to fit in]
[completely ordinary message about posting in this thread to compensate for something or another]
Banned because I'm angry about you saying I can't ban you for not banning.
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Banned. Brevity, sir.
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Banned for being a impersonation of a Elder god or a Elder god ethier one...Dont kill me!
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Banned for having an unpronounceable name
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Banned becuase my name is in latin thus pronouncable.
((fill us ee n ox))
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Banned for using a latin name.
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Banned for banning.
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Banned: Cause of ban: Breaking Several of The Ten Commandments
-Killed
-Stole
-Beared False Witness
-Dishonored Father And Mother
-Made Self An Idol
-Had other gods before him
Man im running out of material
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Banned for not parting the red sea.
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.sdrawkcab gnipyt rof dennaB
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banned for not using random gibberish mination ghilopatu akhem nahaz!
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Banned for LIAR.
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Banned, didn't stay behind the RAIL.
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BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN
BANANAPHONE!
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Banned times infinity!
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Banned times the square root of negative three.
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Banned for things beyond mortal ken.
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Banned for mentioning Ken (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Carson)
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Banned for being the fifth eagle.
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Banned. He's not Don Felder.
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Banned for obscure references.
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Banned, relating to obscurity.
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Banned, for breeding wookies.
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Banned for being a sheep.
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Banned for being a sentient planet.
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Banned for not comprehending the awesomeness of that statement.
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Banned for having a head the size of a planet...
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Banned since you didn't say anything about having an ego the size of one.
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Banned for saying the word 'ego'.
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Banned for hypocricy.
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Banned for MISSPELLING!
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Banned for caps.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
but seriously, it was for emphasis.
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Banned for thinking I didn't know that ;).
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Banned for banning for a reason which was actually a joke!
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Banned since you keep making me confused. ???
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Banned for saying you're confused while having an even more confusing avatar.
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Banned. We all know this thread is just an excuse to raise our post counts, and you are no different.
Ha...!
...I'm missing something, am I not?
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Banned since you forgot to mention the small entertainment that comes from this.
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BANNED! In the name of the law!
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You are not a !!RAM!!, yes?
Then your life is not yet complete. Banned. Become a !!RAM!! and then we shall speak.
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Banned for using a hard to read color.... I hate yellow looks like piss.
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Banned for assuming I have too much free time.
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Banned in the name of the Fuher!
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Banned for obvious reasons.
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Banned:Nnananannananananana BAN MAN!
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Banned: No puns allowed.
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Banned: Very punny
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Banned.
Those aren't puns!
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Banned: OR ARE THEY!?
Dun dun duun
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Banned for using a cheesy sound effect.
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Banned since everything is better when its cheesy.
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Banned, disillusioned
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Banned:
(http://www.pnw4runners.com/pics/banhammer_forecast.gif)
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Banned, used an image.
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Banned. HE DOES THAT ALOT.
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Banned for defending him.
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Banned: OBJECTION! HE IS INNOCENT!
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Banned, this is not a court.
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Banned: SILENCE LESSER PLANET FULL OF WALKING CARPETS!
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Banned, Kashyyyk is a very important planet. Also known as 'Galactic Trade Centre B'
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BANNED OBJECTION OVERRULED!!!!!!!!!!!
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Banned, this is not a Court.
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Banned for Date Registered : December 05, 2007, 01:01:01 AM
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Banned: SILENCE LESSER BEING OF THE FINAL FANTASIES
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Banned for Date Registered : December 05, 2007, 01:01:01 AM
I'm registered the same time too.
It's a BUG.
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((IS HIS POST BANNABLE?))
Ill ban phantom
Banned for being lesser then the NY mafia.LA IS NO BIG THING COMPARED TO NEW YORK.But i wouldnt know...
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Banned for being confused.
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Banned for still lurking on this thread
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Banned: KEEP SPEAKING EAGLE IV
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Banned, giving reasons in caps.
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Banned: SILENCE LESSER PLANET FULL OF CZERKA CORP. PIGS!
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Banned for still using caps
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Banned: SilEncE LesSer BeinG NoT KnoWIng Im USing ShiFT
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Banned. You should know by now why I'm banning you.
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Banned: Im just running gout of reasons to ban, Meh.
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Banned for banning every other person!!!
The person who bans me I want to say this....
YOU WILL NEVER BAN ME ALIVE COPPERS
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Banned: You disobeyed the Family, so we will turn you over to the cops, that is an offer you can't refuse.
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Banned for Mafia.
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Banned: Im a Brigadier General Maggot!
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Banned because everyone needs a little ban now and again.
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banned cos the moo cow made me do it
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Banned: And so, god was mad at his creation, he sent down angels, including gabriel, to exterminate the human race, but one man, through all odds, has sent the angles back to heaven...
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Banned for LIAR.
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Banned; Because YOU ARE THAT MAN!
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Banned for Mobster.
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banned FEEL MY WRATH
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Banned: Your wrath is insignificant.
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banned: my wrath is all powerful
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Banned for LIAR.
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banned for .......................(insert drum roll here).............
cheese cakes!
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Banned for random.
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baned for making me run out of banning ideas
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Banned for running out of ideas fast....... and because of cheese cake.
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Banned for not letting me ban Gabriel.
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You've posted too many times in the past twenty-four hours. I had a poll, and this came up:
Should major_sephiroth spend less time on the computer and Bay 12 Forums?
Yes:42
No:1
So, then the case is clear. Banned - now get off that computer!
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banned were in computer class!
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BANNED FOR REVEALING OUR LOCATION. NOW. TO THE BATCAVE.
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banned the batcave is under repairs i guess you will have to go to disneyland instead
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NOT DISNEY LAND. Banned for suggesting disney land.
And for your last 5 posts here having no capital letters.
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BANNED FOR BEING GULLABLE
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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BANNED FOR BEING GULLABLE
Banned for capslock.
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BAN! BAN! BAN! BAN! BAN! BAN! BAN! BAN! BAN!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/33/Daleks_appearence.jpg/250px-Daleks_appearence.jpg)
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Banned for insucessful extermination.
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Banned: You are under arrest.
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Banned for what you are hiding under your hat.
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Banned for not having an avatar.
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Banned for being an important heavenly character.
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Banned for being a kyyshak.
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.rorrim eht ni gnikool pots ot sdeet, dennaB
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Banned for making me do an effort
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Banned for laziness.
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Banned for recent spelling error.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for anthropomorphising the word 'not'.
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Banned for adding another temperature schale, as if C, K and F aren't enough.
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Banned for blasphemy against the name of Urist!
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Banned for not understanding the difference between a name and a temperature, and for putting 'Blasphemy' and 'Urist' in one and the same sentence.
Wait... nm
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Banned for having eagle in his username!
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Banned for judging the usernames of others when you are clearly mad.
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BANNED. FOR. FLINT.
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Banned: Meh
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Banned for lack of creativity.
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Banned By The Global Defence Initiative: Assisted NOD Forces
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Banned: No one likes Command and Conquer
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Banned: I can barely find a 40k, nonetheless buy one, why do people like that game anyway
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Banned, does not understand the attraction to Warhammer 40k
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Banned: Silence lesser planet that got controlled by the empire!
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Banned: You were just nuked from orbit.
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Banned: You just got atom bombed from 90,000 light years away
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Banned your ancestors just got nuked making it so you never existed.
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Banned, stop talking about nukes.
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Banned: Error, No Nukes avalible to talk about
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Banned, No errors to talk about.
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Banned: Planet with mostly tree which should be used as a carbon resource planet instead of trade hub
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Banned, for saying something sensible.
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Banned: You should be concerned with the welfare of your inhabitants
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Banned: For being Phantom.
(Not that I don't like you, It's just that some of your posts make me want to punt babies into orbit.)
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Banned since somebody think of the children!
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Banned: Think of the welfare of everyone.
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Banned for being a soldier.
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Banned: The Cannon Fodder always prevails eventually
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Banned, willing to use zerg rushes to win.
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Banned: Its a Light Infantry Rush, and they take cover!
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Banned: All you have to do is shell them with artillery if they're entrenched.
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Banned: The Grizzly tanks will blow the artillery up first
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Banned, the artillery was airdropped onto an island on a deep lake. Only amphibious or air attacks could stop it, and the island is heavily fortified with anti-air turrets and partially submerged torpedo/TOW-missile batteries.
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Banned: Typhoon subs and destroyers easily remove the TOW and torpedo launchers, while the SEALs swim onto the island, detonate the buildings, and GIs are dropped off to destroy the artillery, then an MCV is put on the island then a base is made
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Banned, refering to 'Red Alert'
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Banned. Kashyyyk has been marked for Exterminatus via cyclone torpedo.
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Banned, what Kashyyyk?
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Banned: This is not the planet your looking for
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Banned, jedi mind control does not work over the internet.
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Banned.
Why..? Look behind you.
I guarantee it's pretty... for me.
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Banned for making me look behind me.
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Banned since you didn't realize hes actually there, but is hiding, waiting for the right moment.
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Banned: Didn't tell Kashyyk about the things that used to live in his keyboard...
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Banned: Reminding me to watch for monsters under my keyboard.
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Banned for forgetting that snakes like to sleep in computers and that there are spiders crawling around on the other side of the monitor screen.
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Banned: Failure to mindfuck as I have played the end of MGS2.
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Banned due to being nothing in the presence of an infinite universe and that which waits beyond...
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Banned: Failure to mindfuck as I have played the end of MGS2.
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Banned because bears make everything worse.
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Banned because so do mindbullets.
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Banned since you somehow evaded the bear traps that were on the ground.
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Banned: Bear traps are illegal, like your face.
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Banned for an abject lack of originality. What's next, "Your Mom" jokes?
This isn't 4chan or /b/, by the by.
(edit: spelling)
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Banned for criticizing the interwebs.
Not that /b/ doesn't suck, by and large.
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Banned;
Not that /b/ doesn't suck, by and large.
Like your mom.
(You've created a monster)
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Banned, you will have to move to 4chan now.
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Banned: Imperial Troops landing...
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Banned: This landing zone is for Walmart customers only. Vehicles parked for other purposes or buildings will be towed.
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Banned, Space Marines don't care.
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Banned: Welcome to Walmart!
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Banned, WAlmart got crushed by the drop pods.
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Banned: GALACTIC CONQUEST
Choose your side
-Galactic Empire
Choose a planet to attack
-Kashyyk
Victory
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Banned: Space Marines own the Empire's ass.
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Banned: Here comes the Imperial Guard!
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Banned. Whose army?
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Banned: Error, Imperial Guardsman Invasion Disturbed by Martian Forces on Earth, Retaliating.
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Banned: It is not Earth, it is Terra.
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Banned: Allied Rocketeers invading Kashyyk
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Banned. The Vogons already took care of that.
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Banned: GDI Invading Alpha Centauri
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Banned: no one cares.
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Banned: Death Star>Any Planet
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Banned: The Tyrant Star>The Death Star.
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Banned: Me > You
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Banned: Me > You
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Banned for posting at 08:49:28 AM Aussie time.
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Banned: Canadians>Australians
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Banned for having a name with an underscore. And for not capitalizing.
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Banned for not spotting he's been ninja'd.
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Banned: Correct Observation Sir.
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Banned For Over-Use Of Capital Letters.
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banned penguins are taking over the world
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Banned: GDI Victorious!
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Banned: Allied bombers destroy your troops as they celebrate.
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Banned for...oh, screw it, I can't be arsed. Banned because I feel like it.
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Vanned for the soviet union
Vis is only ze beginning comrades
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Banned because KANE LIVES!
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Banned I just killed him.
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Banned
"Riflemen Squad."
"They Haven't seen the big one yet!"
1 hour later...
GDI Victorious!
Temple Prime Destroyed!
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Banned: Shut up about C&C, seriously.
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Banned for having a better hat then me.
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Banned: You will never have a better hat, NEVER! Do you hear me?
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Banned: Some hurts are too deep....
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Banned for abusing the Ban key.
(http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn245/tedtheviking/ban-key.gif)
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Banned for finding something too awesome for this thread.
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Banned: You are under ban arrest, you will have access to a ban attorney at ban court.
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Banned for impersonating a Professional GDI Sniper.
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Banned: I am a Professional GDI Marksman, you NOD militant!
(http://screenshots.filesnetwork.com/27/others/nodtib_lightinfantry.jpg)
Be ready to be shot.
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Banned, for getting in the way of my obelisk of light, a rocket soldier lasted .2 of a second longer because of you!
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Banned for not just nuking him.
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Banned for nuclear proliferation.
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Banned because the Bay12 forums are being excruciatingly slow for me damn it!
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Banned because me too.
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Banned because I hold this in common with you as well, and it makes me sad.
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Banned, because nothing ever updates quickly enough, and
ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!
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Banned for blaming me for the problem.
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Banned for being the problem
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Banned for using bans to solve problems.
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Banned for banned for banned for banning.
Ban ban banly-ban.
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Banned for bad ban joke.
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Banned: Not banly enough.
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Banned: Not banly enough.
Banned for even MORE horrible ban joke.
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Banned for being the latest in a depressingly long chain of "banned for banning" bans.
We should at least try to introduce variety.
Therefore, I eat strange oriental foods, like jellyfish.
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Banned for violating book 3, chapter 6, section 8, heading 4, paragraph 7, line 7 of the international charter of internet conduct.
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Banned for violating book 3, chapter 6, section 8, heading 4, paragraph 7, line 7 of the international charter of internet conduct.
Banned for fake rules.
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Banned for denying the imperator.
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Banned for denying the imperator.
Banned for using big words that don't make sense in context.
Imperator - An army commander in the Roman Republic.
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Banned for misunderstanding what imperator is:
Imperator- The absolute head of the Roman army, given initially to Octavian Caesar.
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Banned for claiming someone in here is the head of the roman army.
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Banned: I am head of the Roman Army.
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Banned for not being "here" until just recently and letting hundreds of men die in combat.
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Banned: Ello their, would you like some fish and chips ol' chap?
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Banned for British.
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Banned: Racial Profiling.
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Banned for accusing me of racial profiling.
It's clearly racism.
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Banned: F.L.C.S.
Foreign LCS, here to make everything liberal before you can stop them conservative capitalists!
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Banned. Foreign littoral combat ship (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Littoral_combat_ship) have little to do with racism.
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Banned: Liberal crews means dead rasicts.
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Banned: Liberal crews means dead rasicts.
Banned: Some of the most racist people in the world lean to the far-left.
I just don't know any.
I think hippies are racist, and they're leftist.
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Banned: Canada>Your Current Area
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Banned: Obvious lies.
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Banned: Truth>Lies
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Banned: That didn't even make sense. This is not the picture fight thread.
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Banned:
Operation Confusion is a success!
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Banned: That was not a reason
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Banned: Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down
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Banned for being a disgrace to your family with your ricks and rolls.
Also, banned for an entire page of back and forth bannings
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Banned: LET US LEAVE THIS PLACE!
*leaves*
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Banned: GDI scum.
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Banned: NOD Criminal
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Banned: Lying about leaving a thread, when you've been stalking it.
I mean, you posted 30 seconds after a post after it's been empty for 2 hours.
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Banned: This is just fun to mess around with
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Banned: You have every other post in all of these games.
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Banned: Not for about the other half of it though
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Banned for stupidity.
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Banned so phantom has 2 posts between his own
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Banned: 3
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Banned because it needs to be four.
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Banned, 5
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Banned because you don't get it that he stopped (for now)
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Banned for being a paw print. (7)
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Banned since I must end the counting.
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Banned: Nine.
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Banned. Hammurabi's vengeful ghost wills it.
(That''d be 11, now!)
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Banned for using parentheses.
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Banned because while reading your post I noticed the word parenthesis starts with the word parent.
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Banned. A squad of grunts will be arriving at your house shortly to ensure you adhere to this.
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Banned for being frivolous with grunts.
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Banned for no reason because I'm tired. =_=
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Banned for letting your mood decide if someones banned or not.
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banned because mood backwards is doom.
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Banned: the marines are attacking me again and it's all your fault!
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banned I have no idea what you are talking about but I hope they hurt.. alot.
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Banned to heaven: did not resist turn undead.
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Banned to hell: Heaven don't want none of your crap.
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Banned for banning someone to hell for banning someone to heaven.
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Banned for talking about the after life.
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Banned for talking about death.
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Banned for pwning pawns.
Fine, ban me for that pun.
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Banned for anticipating your ban.
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Banned for banning someone who was banned.
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Banned for discussing flags in code.
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Banned for having a politically incorrect quote in your signature.
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Banned: Using the word Politic(ally) in this thread.
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Banned: used paretheses in this thread!
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Banished for misspelling 'parentheses'.
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banned for being anal about grammar on the internet.
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Banned for using the word 'anal' instead of 'nazi'.
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Banned for compounding the situation.
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Banned for having such a pitiful excuse.
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Banned for being wrong, that was the best banned in the world!
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Banned for banning the banner when you were the banned.
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Banned for banning the banner when you were the banned.
Banned for this.
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Banned for only using a three word sentence.
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Banned for only using a three word sentence.
Killas was banned for using an incomplete sentence.
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Banned by divine invention.
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Banned for not being banned, creating a paradox.
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Banned because that wouldn't necessarily create a paradox.
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Banned for being metal food.
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Banned-aid brand banned!
Banned-aid brand banned!
Banned-aid brand banned!
Banned-aid brand banned!
Banned-aid brand banned!
Banned-aid brand banned!
Branned-aid band banned!
Banned-aid brand banned!
Banned-aid brand banned!
Banned-aid brand banned!
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Banned.
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Banned for not saying it quickly enough.
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Banned for having a name with multiple meanings.
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Banned for caring.
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Banned for apathy.
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Banned: no ninjas allowed!
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Banned, dislikes ninjas.
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Banned for confusing me. I thought you didn't like ninjas until it got through my thick head.
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Banned for a silly name. Pickles can't be made of Bronze! Cause then they ain't Pickles anymore!
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Banned for filthy logic.
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Banned for being a bear
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Banned for being lower in the food chain.
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banned for being Higher in the food chain
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Banned for spamming.
...Does it really even matter anymore? Everyone knows that this thread is just a tool to get your post count up, with no real purpose whatsoever. I'd go so far as to say it could be locked without any backlash.
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Banned for blasphemy
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Banned for defiance.
((I think it's just a bit of fun, but realistically your probably right.))
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???
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Banned for being a good person.. and having no avatar.
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banned for being a metal
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Banned because 28722 is my lucky number. :(
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Banned because 28722 is my lucky number. :(
Banned for obvious lie.
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Banned for lie-hating
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BANNED for hypenating!
Ooo that rhymes.
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Banned for rhyming
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Banned for thinking words that end with "ing" could be considered as rhyming.
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Banned because it's the last two syllables
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Banned for breaking the rhyme, even though I used the same word.
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Banned for breaking the rhyme, if you assume rhyming doesn't rhyme with 'ating', which is not entirely absurd...
(is there some reason to care about post count? I am just in it for the random...)
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^ if it doesn't, think of a new word.
Banned for reading this sentence.
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BANNED for confusing the Ignorant
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Banned because for a perfectly logical reason that I am publishing a book about. It is called "The Reason Behind the Banning of Killas[SiN]"
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Banned for making such a typographical error.
It should be,
Banned because for a perfectly logical reason that I am publishing a book about. It is called "The Reason Behind the Bannings of Killas[SiN]"
You missed the 'S'.
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banned for using 29 characters to change 1.
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Banned for counting.
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Banned because you don't count.
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Banned for implied discrimination.
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Banned due to being inherently bannable.
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Banned for ACTUALLY being discriminatory.
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Banned; "You're just a pawn, in their game of death."
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Banned. Plagiarism.
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Banned: I made that up on the spot. Honestly. I just thought it sounded sufficiently poetic.
Is it from a song/poem/book?
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Banned for asking questions. And for lying. Twice.
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Banned for having more then one period.
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Banned. It's "Than"
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Banned, for being a grammar Elf.
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Banned, we don't serve Rijjkas here!
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Banned for taking too long to be banned
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Banned for my computer's clock being exactly at 4:44 PM.
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Banned for being in an inferior timezone.
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Banned because of RAEG!
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Banned from orbit.
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Banned for posting at 12:20:12 and not exactly 2 minutes later to make a palindrome.
Tsk, tsk tsk.
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Banned for having registered 3 days ago and having 108 posts.
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Banned for being on fire.
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Banned for not being enough of a pyromaniac!
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banned for being random access memory
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Banned for choosing poorly...
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Banned, for not being angry.
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Banned for trying to lure people to the dark side.
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Banned for not being on the Chaotic Neutral side
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banned the dark side rules they have cookies :)
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Banned for misuse of banning.
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banned for giving me a reason to re-use this...
(http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn245/tedtheviking/ban-key.gif)
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Banned for thinking that is a bad thing.
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Pretend banned to prevent a real banning.
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???
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Banned by the 4th, 3rd, 2nd, and 1st walls.
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Banned. You can't know that.
▼You can't know that you did that.
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Banned: Im broke the 80th wall already.
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???
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Banned for trying to warn Phantom.
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Banned for wasting your time on banning someone for warning Phantom. He would have got his lesson in another, much less type-intensive and much more painful, way.
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Banned: I already broke every numbered wall
And yes I do know that
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Banned: you missed the ∞th one.
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Banned because that is obviously the 8th wall but broken and on it's side.
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Banned because your name incites tyrannicide. "Kill a Khan!"
To the poster below me: I shall take a lifeline and steal ideas from help myself to a good idea. But alas, he's out to get you.
He's a tyrannicide, remember?
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Banned to protect the naive...
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Banned, the naive exist to be exploited.
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Banned from the pits
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Banned: While in a state of "banned" your temperature cannot go above 100.
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Banned, typing without arms.
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Banned; There are clearly arms on him
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Banned; Snakes don't have arms, and shut up you're not even corporeal.
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Banned: Im a goddam brigadier general, drop down and give me 9001
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Banned easily because your glowing eyes gave away your position.
(http://i588.photobucket.com/albums/ss327/greedy_toh/Terran%20Icons/BTNghost.jpg)
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Banned: They are fricken Night Vision Goggles
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Banned. They still give away your position.
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Banned: I got a cloaking device
*Turns it on*
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Banned, for using banning as an excuse to present a flimsy attempt at defending your silly monocles.
Yes, I was ninjaed twice, but I still hit the right target, hardly surprising given that they are cloaked under a flashing neon sign saying "BAN HERE!!!" otherwise known as night-vision goggles...
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???
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Banned, because you just crushed my dreams of spotting people with night vision binoculars from the green light.
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Banned because your reply number wasn't one of the lucky numbers on my last fortune cookie.
The universe has become balanced once again.
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Banned for believing in fortune cookies. And balance.
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You are accused of banning, you have been found guilty, for this you will be banned without mercy.
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Banned for banning for banning.
Please, let's not get into a ban4ban chain
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Banned by the Bolshevik Party
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Banned for illegal activities.
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Banned for not sharing the photos.
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Banned:
(http://i588.photobucket.com/albums/ss327/greedy_toh/Terran%20Icons/BTNghost.jpg)
Im gone...
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Banned AUGH CANNOT UNSEE
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Banned for typing in all caps, and for excusing Phantom's constant silliness.
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Banned for wasting oil.
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You were not banned....
But you are now...
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Banned for not beginning your post with the word 'banned'.
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Banned for using the sacred word twice.
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Banned for saying banned by proxy.
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Banned:
*In a Indian Accent*
"Yes sir we are serving Ram meat today."
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Banned because I am a vegetarian.
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Banned:
"We are also serving Bannana Soup today also"
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Banned for saying also twice in one sentence when only one was needed.
*Loads rifle* I will kill you for propagating a stereotype. *Shoots Phantom*
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Banned for 3rd degree murder
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Banned, that was manslaughter due to temporary insanity at the least.
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Banned. It seems it was only attempted murder because he was able speak afterwards.
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Banned for not finishing the job.
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Banned for finishing the job, however doubts will linger until nuclear weapons are applied liberally...
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Banned cause I feel like it
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Banned for banning in a no banning zone...
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Banned for banning a banner in a no-banning zone.
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Banned for banning someone who banned a banner in a no-banning zone.
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Banned for recursiveness.
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Banned for recursiveness.
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Banned for recursiveness.
Banned for recursiveness.
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Banned for recursiveness.
Banned for recursiveness.
Banned for recursiveness.
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Banned for recursiveness.
Banned for recursiveness.
Banned for recursiveness.
Banned for recursiveness.
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Banned for invoking feelings of deja vu.
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Banned for invoking feelings of deja vu.
Banned for invoking feelings of deja vu.
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Banned for invoking feelings of deja vu.
Banned for invoking feelings of deja vu.
Banned for invoking feelings of deja vu.
Banned for invoking feelings of deja vu.
Banned for invoking feelings of deja vu.
Banned for invoking feelings of deja vu.
Banned for invoking feelings of deja vu.
Banned for invoking feelings of deja vu.
Banned for invoking feelings of deja vu.
Banned for invoking feelings of deja vu.
Banned for invoking feelings of deja vu.
Banned for invoking feelings of deja vu.
Banned for invoking feelings of deja vu.
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Banned. No quote ziggurats.
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Banned for ending what could have become an overly long gag.
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Banned for ending what could have become an overly long gag.
Banned for not restarting the overly long gag yourself.
♫♫♫
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Banned because the ban-hammer hit you when the original target ducked.
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banned for missing with the ban-hammer
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Banned for hitting with the wrong end of the banhammer.
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Banned for thinking there's a wrong end of the banhammer. Banhammers are always two-sided so if the first swing misses, it can always come back for more.
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Banned the ban-hammer came back and hit you in the face.
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Banned because you have made the ban hammer some kind of freakish boomerang thing.
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Banned for using the 'f' word!
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Banned for using the 'f' word!
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Banned for inciting a civil war over whether or not that a single letter qualifies a word.
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Banned for improper grammar.
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banned for caring about grammar.
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Banned for NOT caring about grammar.
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^^ Baned for karing about speling n stuf
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Banned for excessive subtlety.
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Banned for thinking that excessive subtlety is still subtlety.
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Banned due to excessive radioactivity!
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Banned for:
-Breaking the law
-Breathing
-Posting
-Reading
-Blinking
-Waste Functions
-Unknown reasons
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Banned for impersonating a Terran Ghost.
After trying to impersonate a Professional GDI Marksman.
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banned no fire mastery
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Banned for christian
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Banned for intellectual high horsemanship.
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Banned for using a phrase I don't understand.
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Banned for being a phrase I don't understand!
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^^Banned for being random
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Banned for gyrating in public!
(http://www.bestanimations.com/Fantasy/Dragons/Dragon-18-june.gif)
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Banned for self-banning, directly attacking the laws of causality.
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Banned, because I can't understand how that concept applies to that situation.
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Banned for NOT knowing how it applies.
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Verboten: Sie werden vom Kaiser selbst befasst.
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Banned for using German without any German words known to most people, like 'heil' or kreig'. Verboten doesn't count, even though its obvious (especially if you were watched Der Fuhrer's Children in your history class. God bless Disney.)
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Verboten: Verwenden Sie gerade den verdammten Übersetzer, das ist jetzt nützlich, ich muss mit dem Führer, gutem Tagesbürger sprechen.
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Banned for having an interesting avatar.
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Banned, because the rest of us think it's a weird avatar.
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Banned: Its a fricken Unit Portrait of a Ghost from starcraft
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Banned for failing to give a reason for banning!
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Banned for cramming too much junk into your signature.
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Banned for trying to limit my awesome powers!
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banned: YOU HAVE BEEN LIMITED!
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Banned to undo the limits!
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RAM, you are banned for completely not existing on Gateway laptops.
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Banned for weakness!
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Banned for meekness!
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Banned for being too low on the food chain to matter!
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Banned for consistantly being the last person to post.
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Banned because Iknow you're out toget Me.
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Banned for posting!
(I promise I am not sitting on the thread)
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Banned for denial.
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^^Banned for striking your own signature.
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Banned for WHAAA!?!?
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Banned for using an incomplete word with too many A's.
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Запрещенный: Вы будете запрещены до следующего приказа или сообщение от большого лидера
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Banned: How many Armok-forbidden languages do you know?
Is that Russian?
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Banned: Da Comrade
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Hurr hur. Banned for being funny.
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Banned for having a stupid laugh.
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Banned for being biased on how people should laugh.
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Banned: No bias here, everyone has a stupid laugh.
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Banned for failing to include the compulsory 11 minutes of maniacal laughter!
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Banned for ridiculous laughing lengthitude. Seriously, That's as ridiculous as the head-cutting-in-half scene from Underworld.
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Banned for weakness!
MWAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAA
HAH! HAH! HAH! heh heh heh MWAHAHAHAAA MWAHAHAHAHAHA ha ha HAAHAAHAA
heh heh HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHAH MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HEH HEH HAAAA HOOHAAHAAHOO teehee HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
heh heh heh
hee hee hee
MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAAHAAAMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAMWAHAAAAHAAAMWAAAAAAAAAH
HOOHAW-erk *coughs* aheh aheh aheh
heh heh heh
HAHAAA HAHAAA HAHAAAA HO HAHAAA
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
BWAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAH
HOHAHAHAHAHAHA HAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAAA HAH HAH heh HEEE HAH HAH HAHAAAA
HAHAAA!
HO HO HO heh heh heh HAHAHAHAHA heh HAHAHAHAHA BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA MWAHAHAHAHAAAA BWAHAHAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAaaaaaaaa
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA HAH HAH HAH HAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA
teehee HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
MWAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAAAAA
GAHAAAAAAAA HO heehee HAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
MWABAHAHAHAAAAAHAAAAHAAAA
GRAAAAAGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
HEH HEH HEH heh heh heh heh
ahah heh heh heh
ho hem haa haa
ahem... ha
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Banned: No repeating, like the BANNED FOR NOT thing.
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Banned for not waiting 11 minutes!
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Banned: NEVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Banned for using more exclamation points than letters.
You weren't ever on the Apoc-online.net forums, were you?
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BAN't for talking about another forum.
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Banned for chewing with your mouth open!
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Banned: HE IS NOT CHEWING INFIDEL!
NOW DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 9001!!
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Banned for having avatars from opposing worlds battle to the death for your amusement.
Hmmm, I would have given you 9001 but you appear to have been banned...
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Perma Banned
Now go join the Imperial Guard
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Banned: You lack administrative privileges to perma-ban.
Besides, that idiot would never survive basic Imperial Guard training, much less on the field. Although we have been looking for people to feed to the Commisars' laspistols. MAYBE he's up for that, but even that takes a lot for a soldier.
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Banned for insubordination!
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Banned for insubordination defying the Dwarven pecking order!
Banned for making me clean up your mess.
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Banned for stealing my opportunity to ban myself for being better than everyone else.
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Banned for being pseudo-ninja'd.
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Banned for using a forbidden ninja technique to become invisible!
(http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn245/tedtheviking/Gasoline.gif?t=1246688173)
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Banned for mistaking a ninja-deterrent technique for an invisibility trick!
Dan McNinja would beat the crap out of you!
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Banned because you didn't notice the label someone left on your back saying "I am a pirate, kill me"!
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Banned for ARGHARGHARGHARGH-
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Banned by ninjas.
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Banned for banning someone by Ninjas
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Banned for forcing me to not let RAM ban you instead.
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Banned for posting the post in front of someone who hasn't posted in this thread before.
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Banned for watching firefly
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Banned for having less than five posts and therefore having watched thatguyaknow via lurking to find that out.
Welcome to the forums by the way.
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Banned for not realising the text under my avatar is a firefly quote.
EDIT: You know what would be funny, if someone did some ban worthy stuff and then posted in this thread, then Toady posted next banning them.
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Thanx Jack Rabbit!
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Banned for double posting.
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Oh yeah banned for not realizing that it ws firefly
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Banned for making me lose track thatguyyaknow
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Banned for excessive double posting!
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Banned for not double posting
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Banned for saying that you should double post just because I did
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Banned for not offering me a piece of your pie!
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Banned for wanting pie
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Banned for hoarding pie.
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Banned for banning me about hoarding pie only cherry pie is allowed on special occasions
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Banned for banning Flintus about banning you!
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Banned for banning me about banning Flintus who banned me
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Banned for banning me for banning you for banning Flintus because he banned you.
EDIT: Double ban because I'm feeling generous:
Also banned for achieving Bay Watcher.
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Banned for congratulating me on being Baywatcher!
Edit: Banned for double banning ;D
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Banned for banning me for banning you for banning me for banning you for banning Flintus for the mere trifle of banning you.
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Banned for some long uncreative reason which I'll put in when I think of it
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Banned for being a spoil sport.
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Banned for being old! AS in 18 that's old
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Banned for not having your age in your profile.
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Banned because I'm not allowed
I will only tell you my age if you get 5 people to say:
"I want to know sonearage's age!"
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"I want to know sonearage's age!"
Forgot to ban you :/
Banned for being female on the internet!
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oops I meant age instead of name :-\
Banned fo being against females
EDIT: I'll be nice and say only 3 people
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Banned because THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNETS.
Also, "I want to know sonearage's age!"
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Banned for saying there isn't girls on the internet but IS girls like me,
only because my brother is away
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Banned for not realising sarcasm.
Welcome, by the way.
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thanx,
I'm rubbish with sarcasm!
Banned for being called sephiroth like 50% of the internet
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one more person!
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Banned because I am the only sephiroth I know of on the internet.
But at least I don't use the Sephiroth-in-Nibelheim picture for an avatar.
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Ninja banned!
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well I know a few,
(I was exaggerating)
RAM is banned for some unknown reason
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Banned because I want to know Sonearage's name.
Sure, it's not a real reason, but hey, you asked and I just can't refuse.
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Banned for demoting me to forumite!
And I believe it was age, but name is good too.
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Banned, how dare you ban Jackrabbit before I had the chance to!
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Banned because I win this battle!
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Banned to make you hate me more.
EDIT: And to steal Flintus' Ban again.
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Banned because I wuv wu, fellow forumite. Huzzah!
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Everybody it is time to annouce my age....
Banned for because you love them
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Huh, not much older than me.
Banned.
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Banned because I'm older than you!
How old are you anyway?
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8.
Banned!
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wow,
Banned for making me wow
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Okay, I was going to see how that panned out over a couple of days but I doubt many people would believe me.
Banned for falling for it.
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I am totaly gullible
Banned for making EVERYONE know that I am gullible ( you should see the things people do to you if your gullible at my school)
Tell the truth how old ARE you!?!
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Banned for not realizing he is older than the universe itself.
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Banned for causing a divide by zero error!
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I am totaly gullible
Banned for making EVERYONE know that I am gullible ( you should see the things people do to you if your gullible at my school)
Tell the truth how old ARE you!?!
Ha ha, I'm mildly mysterious.
Oh, and RAM is banned for mentioning divide by zer-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Banned for hiring second-rate programmers.
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Banned for (maybe) being a second rate programmer or (maybe) knowing a second rate programmer.
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I remain unconvinced...
Stealth banned.
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Banned for not being convinced
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Banned for being going to make a time machine to have started the great war!
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Banned for being able to read minds
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Banned! And don't ever let me catch you thinking that again!
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BANNED don't ever let me catch you THINKING again.
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Banned: Hello, Im going to make you an offer you can't refuse
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Banned, that was not a reason.
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Banned, madness needs no reason.
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Banned, I have my reasons.
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Banned for lying.
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Banned: Gasoline ban for next 24 ours
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Banned: Lameness.
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Banned: Banner belives bannee did not expand reason for banning user enough.
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Banned, as I said earlier madness needs no reason, and by that law, no one needs any reason, because many believe the existance of free will is simply an off-shoot of madness.
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Banned: Some argue
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Banned arguing is futile. then again so is resistance.
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Banned; futility as a concept is fultile, as it simply causes self-doubt.
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Banned: In the name of the 12 laws, you are to be banned to the fullest extent of my enjoyment
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Banned: Where do i start...
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Banned: Terminators are overrated.
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Banned: Your point being?
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Banned: Why the hell is everyone a terminator, thats why.
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Because it's cool.
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Banned because it isn't.
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I'd like to ban Phantom, even though he's not above me.
For giving a crap, and for not LOOKING AT THE TWO THREADS ABOUT THIS ISSUE!!
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Banned: I already know about it, hell, I've been observing it.
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Banned for being unbelievably smexy, you smexy phantom you!
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Banned: I assume thats sarcasm.
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Banned for banning me for being sarcastic while banning you.
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Banned for counterbanning.
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Banned: Now take these 50 internet cookies
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Banned, you're starting to get into an Every Other Post thing.
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Both of you are banned for not allowing me to begin a massive banning chain!
EDIT: GAH! Ninja'd, banned for ninjaing me.
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Banned for blue sunnies.
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Banned because I am drinking juice.
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Banned because I am drinking beer, and beer trumps juice.
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Not banned for awesome sauce!
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Banned for spoiling everything!
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Banned for spoiling nothing!
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Banned: Hypocrisy
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Banned for burning.
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Banned for not burning, even though I am not.
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Banned for being a homicidal maniac can of cola...
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Banned for not banning for an entire page.
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Banned for being the reverse of 01sutnilf.
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Banned for being the reverse of MAR.
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Banned for copying me!
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Banned for copying me!
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Banned for immeasurable atomic raeg.
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Banned for measurable atomic raeg. (About 5 pints)
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Banned: Only 5 pints!?
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Banned: Only? 5 pints!
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Banned for previously revealing my password
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Banned for being lazy...
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Banned for being a greasy thug.
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Banned for being a sleazy slug!
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Banned for being a frosty jug!
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Banned for drinking frosting from a jug.
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Banned for being related to a sheep!
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Banned for not liking being related to sheep
PS Kasyyk is coming home today!
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Banned: You are not Sonerohi!
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Banned you noticed, Well done
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Banned for turning borg!
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Banned for having a username in all caps. ;D
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Banned for having only one capital letter in your name.
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Banned for having any caps in your name!
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for orange.
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Banned: Don't reply, that makes him stronger
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Banned because your an easy target, I was going to ban someone else but then your gigantic <insert most personally irritating body part here> got in the way! (Also, you didn't give a reason for banning...)
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Banned: My reason is to not respond to Barbarossas BANNED FOR NOTS!
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Banned for not having a reason for the six hundredth time.
This is a simple game. Post an excuse to ban the poster above you. Doesn't need to be a good reason. Like, the next poster could say "I ban Shzar because I don't know how to pronounce his name."
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Banned: RAGRFRARFRAAFRARFARRFRAFAFRDAFRAFRAFFRFARFRFFRFRGRFRAGFGRAGRGARFRAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Banned: These are english-only forums.
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Verboten: Englisch wird verboten
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Banned for being a hippocracy.
((Why yes, I DID say hippos rule. you.))
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Banned because it is the second best thing to clubbing you.
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Banned forcing me to club seals 'just to know what it feels like'...
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Banned for not stating how much you enjoy it and encouraging others to do it.
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Banned for not just asking. It was loads of fun but far too messy, I slipped and hurt my shoulder, and the same thing could happen to YOU!
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underaged b&!
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Banned for tired 4chan meme.
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Banned because I had the opportunity...
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Banned for being shortsighted and taking the opportunity quickly without considering the reprecussions.
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Banned for honesty...
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Banned for honesty...
Banned for ending your post in a question mark?
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Banned for impersonating a sock puppet!
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Banned for not liking sock puppets
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˙uʍop ǝpısdn ƃuıdʎʇ ʇou ɹoɟ pǝuuɐq
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Banned for knowing how
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banned for not saying how.
((HOW?!))
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Banned for lying.
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Banned because I can.
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Banned no you can't.
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Banned for defying me.
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
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Banned for refusing to sell me your severed head collection...
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Banned, because if you ever got those heads you'd do weird things with them!
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Banned for insinuating that there might be something wrong with doing weird things with severed heads.
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Banned for taking tolerance way to far.
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Banned for fascism!!!
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Banned for... dammit, I forget. Banned anyways.
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Banned for wasting booze, next time you should only douse your head!
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Banned:a Flaming Match will drop in nearest booze stockpile near you in 1 second
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Banned for claiming prescient abilities that cannot be verified.
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Banned for using prescient, which is not a word.
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nsmmrf gpt imfrtdysmfomh yjod/
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Banned due to it being obvious that Blah28722's mother couldn't possible do that due to the laws of physics...
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nsmmrf gpt mpy imfrtdysmfomh yjod/
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nsmmrf gpt mpy imfrtdysmfomh yjod/
Banned for not understanding that we speak English here.
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Banned for confusing use of italics.
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Banned cos I want a nemesis!
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Banned because insofar as I can tell Diakron considers me his nemesis and it'd be rude to ignore him.
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Banned for not having multiple nemeses! (I think this is how you spell it)
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Banned for not explaining that the italicised text was the meaning of my post. (I actually said this not that)
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Banned. I believe it is pronounced nemisi.
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Banned. It's pronounced Nemuhsuhses.
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Banned for sounding suss...
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Banned for punberable post.
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Banned due to a lack of humours...
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Banned for complaning
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Banned for complaining about someone complaining.
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Banned for complaining about someone complaining about someone complaining
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Banned for repetition of phrase "complaining about someone"
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Banned for repetition of phrase "complaining about someone"
Banned for repitition.
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Banned for repetition of phrase "complaining about someone"
Banned for repitition.
Banned for repitition.
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Banned for repetition of phrase "complaining about someone"
Banned for repitition.
Banned for repitition.
Banned for misspelling "repetition"
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Banned: Don't you start a quote pyramid
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Banned to help prevent a quote pyramid.
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Banned by quote pyramid.
Banned by quote pyramid.
Banned by quote pyramid.
Banned by quote pyramid.
Banned by quote pyramid.
Banned by quote pyramid.
Banned by quote pyramid.
Banned by quote pyramid.
Banned by quote pyramid.
for discrimination...
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Banned for still being tolerant!
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Banned because I wasn't near a computer yesterday.
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Banned for letting a little thing like a lack of a computer stop you from posting!
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Banned for not talking about PIE!!!!! :P
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Banned for smiley usage.
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Banned in the hopes it will bounce off of your glasses and hit a gunfighter.
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*sigh*... banned, just banned...
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Banned for not being creative or amusing ::)
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Recursive Banning...
Banned for not being creative or amusing ::)
^^
Banned for not being creative or amusing ::)
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BANNED FIR LARCH.
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Banned for writing about a tree
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Banned for using the word scientifically in the same sentence as the word biro!
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Banned for not describing a biro to all our viewers
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Banned for not doing it either.
Biro is a Hungarian surname, after which a kind of pen is named (for its inventor).
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Banned for 'doing' it...
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Banned for using single quotes instead of double quotes.
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Banned for your animated avatar.
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Banned for getting in the way of me banning dak...
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Banned for wanting to ban Dak.
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Banned because I wanted to...
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Banned for following your heart.
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Banned for reminding me that disney movies exist...
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Banned for disliking Disney movies.
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Banned for acting like a dictator.
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Banned for instigating rebellion.
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Banned for pretending to be human...
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Banned for outing Vester.
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Banned for inconsistency.
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Banned for hitting the 'self-destruct' button on my colony ship!
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Banned for having a ship with a self destruct button on!
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Banned for lacking a self-destruct button.
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Banned for liking self-destruct buttons, they can go terribley wrong
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Banned for wrong-thinking.
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Banned for left thinking.
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Banned for thinking about thinking.
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Banned for thinking.
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Banned for recursiveness.
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Banned for recursiveness.
Banned for recursiveness.
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Banned To Stop The Quote Pyramid Tide
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Banned To Stop The Quote Pyramid Tide
THE TIDE CANNOT BE STOPPED!!!
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Banned: Did not ban.
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Banned for actually having a reason this time.
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Banned for recursiveness.
Banned for recursiveness.
Banned for recursiveness.And because I can warp through time.
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Banned for being able to warp through time.
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Banned for crossing the streams!
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Banned: You will all be sent to the Soylent Green Factory.
All those who are not sent, buy your next Soylent Green Wafers tomorrow.
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Banned for not giving a reason.
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Banned for missing the ride to the Soylent Green Factory
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Banned because OH GODS SPIDERS!
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Banned for deliberately releasing tame spiders to scare people.
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Banned for hatin' on spiders.
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Banned for being a grob.
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Banned for being a borg.
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Banned for being thatguyiknow.
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Banned for being Sallik...
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Banned becuase it seems it is all I can do these days.
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Banned for apathy.
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Banned because you are inherently bannable...
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Banned for not missing me *pout*
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Banned for something you did while I wasn't looking...
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banned for noticing
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Banned for posting!
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Banned for posting in this thread far too often!
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Banned for invading my turf!
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Banned because my avatar has a gun!
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Banned for treading on the grass!
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Banned for being a term!
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banned for being SO like boys *sigh*
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Banned for daring to post before me?!!!!
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Banned for daring to post after her!!!
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Banned for not letting me respond to the other her!
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Banned for crowding me!
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Banned for claustrophobia!
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Banned for weakness!
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Banned for being impatient...
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banned for not liking impatientance
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Banned because you are not RAM
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Banned for noticing, *sigh*
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Banned for changing to a more colourful avatar.
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Banned for complaining.
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Banned for hypocrisy
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Banned for not using full stop ;D
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Banned for hypocrisy
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banned for repetition, kinda
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Banned because I had nothing better to do...
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Banned because I have lots of better things to do but am a slave to procrastination.
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Banned for thinking this is an entirely bad thing.
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banned, everything on the web is a bad thing, just no one cares.
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Banned for elitism!
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Banned for using a word I don't know.
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Banned for saying what I was thinking
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Banned for being a 1337 HAXXOR...
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Banned for using 1337 in a sentence!
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Banned for being too soft on someone who used <insert term too offensive to use here> in a sentence!
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Banned for having a three letter username.
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Banned for conjugating four words into one word as your username.
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Banned for employing brackets in your username.
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Banned for having a username that looks stupid backwards...
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Banned for banning Vester.
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Banned for caring about who he banned.
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Banned for being right!
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Banned for still spending too much time on this thread!
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Banned for trying to stop the madness!
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Banned, becasuse you told me to.
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Banned for following someone's instructions.
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Banned for harbouring anarchist sentiments.
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Banned because I said instructions, not orders. If he had been obeying an order, I would have used a different ban reason, what with my military leanings.
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Banned because my bro is in the military too.
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Banned for having an orb...
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Banned for having 1234 posts when I checked your profile just now.
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Banned for having lord in your name, now please report to the sealed chamber and pull the lever.
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Banned, I don't think your avatar was wearing glasses earlier.
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Banned because my avatar only wasn't wearing glasses for a couple of days.
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Banned.
Just because.
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Banned: insufficient reason to ban
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Banned: Too much reason for ban.
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banned, smilely face looks like it's leaking metal.
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Banned, monkey's clothing is clashing with background.
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Banned, userpic lacks a background.
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Banned: user lacks userpic
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Banned: Userpic is on fire.
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Banned: userpic lacks fire
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Banned for making me lose my '1234 posts' status.
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Banned for having an ALL CAPS username.
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Banned for using an all-lowercase username.
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Banned, that's getting old.
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Banned for not funny.
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Banned go wanting funniness
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Banned because you are Sonearage.
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Banned, everything's getting old.
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Banned, because im back baby!
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Banned, you're getting old
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Banned:The Old Do Not Die, They Just Rot Away.
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Banned for not rotting away fast enough.
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Banned for advocating zombification.
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Banned, nintendos coming with copyrights for that look.
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Banned, those big game companies are going down the drain
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Banned for having an avatar from a game made by a big game company.
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Banned for making your own avatar.
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Banned for being a Terminator.
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Banned for being a fleshy sausage.
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Banned for not liking fleshy sausages.
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Banned, for assuming that people don't like you.
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Banned because people do like her
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Banned for not catching on to the obviously phallic remarks made a few posts ago.
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Banned for pointing them out. Now I can't think of them any other way.
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Banned for making me make a phallic reference.
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Banned for using big spooky orange text over a month before Halloween.
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Banned for banning a banned banner
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Banned for excessive use of the word "ban" and all variants thereof.
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Banned for not having an avatar, personal text, or a signature.
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Banned for misuse of power.
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Banned because I don't have a reason.
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Banned for banning for insufficient cause.
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Banned to save you from the insanity!
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Banned for not fitting in, everyone here is insane.
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Banned for failing to realise that a feeble attempt at protecting one person at random from the insanity is a symptom if my insanity...
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Banned for misspelling "of".
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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BANNED FOR SAYING BAD SPELLING IS OKAY
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Banned for huge spelling.
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Banned for humming.
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Banned for deadly heat
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Banned for eadly death!
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Banned for moving the letters around.
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Banned for hating e.e. cummings (look up his grasshopper poem :P )
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Banned for posting in a thread with this many pages.
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Banned for starting a new page!
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Banned for problems with punctuation?
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B"a^n\n/e?d b*e)c(a&u!s+e I a£c$t%u=l_y d|o?n`'@t].[
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Banned for gibberish.
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Banned for nongibberish
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Banned for weakness in banning Thatguyyaknow. There should be pain, and suffering, and howls of terror!!!
Gah, stupid ninjas...
Banned for problems with punctuation...
Also for being a used-sock puppet...
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Banned for being a Slowpoke.
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Banned for making a Pokemon reference.
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Banned for knowing it was a pokemon reference
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Banned for not spelling Pokemon with a capital letter.
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Banned for a misspelled reference. Your e should be an é.
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Banned for misspelled subject content: Honestly, the way it's pronounced, it should be an ë.
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Banned for Grammar Nazism
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Banned for accusing people of Grammer Nazism
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Banned because of being a Humaan
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Banned for being a racist... err, speciesist.
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Banned for assuming I did Specieism
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Banned for extremely awkward phrasing.
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Banned for complaining about awkward phrasing.
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Banned for complaining about complaining
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Banned for hipocrisy.
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Banned for telling the truth.
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Banned for forum game that relies on criticism towards extremely sort sentences, therefore providing little target for comedic material.
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Banned for having a long reason to ban that makes sense.
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Banned for Bothersomeness.
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Banned for Banning Me.
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Hrm... I can get banned for posting things that make sense?
Banned for your marriage to reality! Prepare for the strudel, or the spoon gets it!
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Banned for losing sanity
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Banned for getting sanity... whoa, de javu.
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Banned because im the only sane one...
Im alone...
Help me
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Banned:
Banned because I'm the only sane one...
I'm alone...
Help me.
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Banned for being a Grammar Nazi
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Banned: Here mate, lemme buy you a period- on da' house!
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Banned: Oh shove a sock in it
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No seriously, even with the economy, periods are cheap. Buy a bunch of 'em, why don't you?
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Banned: I don't care, now stop trying to convert me to proper grammar
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Banned, then again you could always be converted to my religion and worship pain?
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Banned: Phantom Is Not Amused
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Banned because you don't have a full-stop either...
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banned for thinking a zombie mmo will be great.
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Banned for not realising a zombie MMO already exists.
(it's first person)
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Banned for misspelling "realizing."
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Banned for Yankee spelling.
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Banned because I believe both are actually acceptable here.
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Banned for finding the middle ground.
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Banned for being unreasonable.
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Banned for being a cyborg.
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Banned for thinking i'm a cyborg when i am in fact the Matrix.
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Banned because you were so much cooler when you were mangled. (I think that was you)
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Banned for being unsure. (and yeah it was him)
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Banned because I have been waiting for an opportunity to ban you for ages!
Revenge is sweet.
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Banned for indulging yourself.
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Banned for banning him before I could revenge-ban him in return.
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Banned because banning you is fun!
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Banned for denying me a second helping of revenge.
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Hey! that guy who said i misspelled "realise" has Blocked me!
also, Banned for Denial.
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Banned for having two capital letters in a sentence.
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I have no idea why i keep doing that.
Oh, and Banned for less posts than me.
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Banned for still putting to capital letters in a sentence. *hmph*
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Banned, because "putting to captial" makes no sense at all.
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Banned for STILL being picky.
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Banned for Six capitals to a sentence.
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Banned for banning a "ban"er already banned
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Banned for [UTTERANCES].
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Banned for having 2 wasted return carriages in sig.
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Banned for not having a sig.
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Banned for being a cyborg human... a hypocritical cyborg human...
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Banned for being a cyborg human... a hypocritical cyborg human...
Banned for getting it wrong again.
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Banned for being deluded, you are obviously human...
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Banned for jumping to conclusions.
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Banned for suggesting that a 'U' isn't human.
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Banned: Letterophile.
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Banned for having pink in your avatar. I don't like pink.
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Banned for mistaking light purple for pink.
(Also, what's wrong with pink? My favourite shirt is pink.)
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Banned for having a object as your avatar.
(I just don't like it. Probably won't surprise you to know that my favorite colour is black. I also like grey and white)
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Banned for wishing to join the Cadets.
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Banned for having links to threads in your signature!
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Banned for possibly unintentional hypocrisy.
(That quote links to the appropriate thread.)
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Banned because I know about that, but his link to their threads, whereas mine links to a post in a thread, so in my eyes, it's different.
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Banned for long windedness.
also, thatguyyaknow, should'nt you be at work/school?
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Banned to up my post count.
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Banned for having a post count!
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Banned for Hipocrisy.
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Banned for not letting me ban him for having joined this forum only seven days before me!
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Banned for being Australian!
Banned for wanting to ban me!
Banned for existing!!!
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Banned for spam.
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Banned for being a zeppelin.
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Banned for being a half of a zeppelin's outline viewed from above...
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Banned for not giving me all the cheese in the world (I like cheese).
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Banned for not giving me all the cheese in the world (I like cheese).
Banned for enjoying cheese. (It is disgusting, the only acceptable cheese is mozzarella and that's because it isn't cheesy; even then it's only ok with stuff.)
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Banned for banning other people Enjoyments
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Banned. Cheese is indeed only good when it's with other things. Cheez-its are good, cheese pizza is good, cheese is bad.
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Banned, for so clearly having no taste.
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Banned because I don't recognise you.
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Banned for not recognizing someone.
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Banned, I don't recognize them either.
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Banned for creating a interesting game!
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Banned: Meh
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Banned for being LAZY.
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Banned: Mehh
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Banned to get you into position...
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Banned: Mehhh
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Banned by a conspicuous trapdoor, you fall into a pit of excessive banning and are doomed to spend the next three posts trying to escape!
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Banned:I hate this part
*Chrono teleports*
Mehhhh
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Banned due to failed attempt to ban.
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Banned:Mehhhhhh
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3 'h's confiscated and banned for excessive 'h's and failing on previous 2 banning attempts.
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Banned for making no goddamn sense.
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Banned for having a sig which is totally awesome!
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Yar, Banned for Ye compliment!
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Banned for "talking like a pirate".
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Yar, Ye scurvy dog! Banned for not talking like ye pirate!
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Banned for being fragbait.
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Banned for banning someone without their consent.
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Banned for probably not liking the same music I like!
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Banned for not knowing about music he likes.
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Banned for being in my way!
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Banned for being!
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Banned for banning him while I was away.
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Banned for having the word "age" in your name.
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Banned for having differently sized eyes or a really oddly shaped head.
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Banned for having different colored eyes and no head.
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???
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Banned for being anatomically correct!
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Banned for using a word with more than two but less than five syllables.
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Yes it's a real word.
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Banned for making up a word then claiming it is real.
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Banned for not looking it up.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/medical/pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (http://www.merriam-webster.com/medical/pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis)
See! It's real!
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Scientists banned for putting "Ulta microscopic" and volcano in there.
Why not just 'pneumonosilicoconiosis'
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Banned for being smarter than me
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Banned: Dammit Vault Tec, your vaults suck, now im gonna omb your HQ with Fatmans.
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???
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Banned: Time Paradox
You can't do that! You'll disrupt the future! 0_0 OH MY SCIENCE 0_0 ?
Whats going on!? 0_0 OH MY SCIENCE 0_0!!!!!
Exit Continue
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???
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Banned: My head hurts!
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???
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Banned, You got him 30 minutes after his post. At least you could be quick about it.
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???
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Banned: Chrono travel is superior
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Banned because it's the same thing.
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Banned! Second delayed revenge is even sweeter. =p
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Banned: Revenge leads to the dark side!
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banned for not supporting the dark side
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Banned for claiming to support the darkside whilst stopping me from banning Vester again and thus getting to the darkside even quicker.
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Banned for banning me to quikly after banning somebody for not supporting the dark side
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Banned for keeping up this dark side stuff.
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banned for showing me how stupid the dark side really is
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Banned for admitting it.
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banned for not realising i was joking and that the dark side is awsome
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Banned because nothing from Star Wars is cool.
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banned because yoda is cool ;D
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Banned for being a yoda fan.
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Banned: SILENCE ABOUT STAR WARS!
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Banned because Lucas ruined it.
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Banned for honesty!
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Banned because Lucas can do whatever he wants with it. Even make it suck.
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Banned because just because he's allowed to do it doesn't change the fact that it still sucks.
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Banned for reminding me of the 'm' word, LUCAS KILLED THE FORCE!!!
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Banned because you were reminded of Midichlorians. (I doubt i spelled that correctly.)
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Banned for not believing in yourself and for spelling Midichlorians correctly. Sometimes it's also spelled Midi-chlorians and they are microscopic bacteria that give people their force powers!
Better still, Anakin Skywalker was concieved by Midichlorians! The bacteria raped Shmi!
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Banned, because I am outraged at the depth of George Lucas' fail.
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Banned for using completely correct grammar.
(Oh, and to dispel any hipocrisy, Noo HIPocriSy)
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Banned because there's more yet; Midichlorians are intelligent and share a collective consciousness. This is why force sensitives get 'bad feelings' about things; the Midichlorians in the evil person (say Darth Vader) are telling all the Midichlorians in the good person (say Luke Skywalker) about the horrible things Vader is doing, the Midichlorians in Skywalker then send Skywalker a bad feeling through their symbiotic connection, because they're all grossed out by Vader.
I could not make this shit up if i tried.
Oh, and force sensitives can use Midichlorians to create new life; like they supposidly spontainiously did with Anakin.
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WHAT? THAT'S THE CANON EXPLANATION!?!?!?!?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
(Banned for making me RAEG.)
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I shit you not. The canon says that Anakin had no biological father and suggests that he was concieved by Midichlorians, possibly as a direct result of Darth Plagueis's work (he was Sidious's master, and supposidly he finished his technique to create new life with Midichlorians and used it once before Sidious killed him.) And yes, the 'bad feelings' and whatnot Jedi and other force sensitives get are the Midichlorians in their cells talking to them.
Also, banned for raeging.
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.........
GOD DAMN IT.
Banned for making me want to murder George Lucas. With a rusty spoon.
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Banned for not using a splinter.
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Banned for not supplying a spoon with rusty infected splinters...
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Banned for having so many posts in this thread.
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Banned for paying attention to such a pointless detail.
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Banned for being Zuren backwards.
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Banned for getting it wrong; i'd be zureN backwards.
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Banned for getting it wrong; it'd be Zuren backwards.
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Banned for getting it wrong; it'd be Zuren backwards.
Banned, Zuren backwards would be neruZ, and my name is clearly Neruz.
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Banned due to a technicality...
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Banned because you made the post above mine!
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banned: no flaming swords allowed, ArchAngel
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Banned; we don't like your type around here.
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Banned for being intolerant when you are a...well whatever that thing is!
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Banned for not knowing what an Olmman is!
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Banned! Third times a charm!
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Banned for finally banning me!
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Banned for having an inferior nationality, culture, skin tone, gender, social class, political view, religion, disability, and for being ugly!
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Banned for
having an inferior nationality, culture, skin tone, gender, social class, political view, religion, disability, and for being ugly!
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Banned for weakness!
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Banned for being a bastard to Vester.
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Banned for acting as if cruelty matters here.
Ya jerk.
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Banned for acting as if cruelty matters here.
Ya jerk.
Banned for not realising cruelty against Vester matters everywhere.
Unless you would enjoy a horde of forumgoers wearing paper masks of their Vester made avatars descending upon you.
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RAM's post with the list was reported. This isn't the first time I've been in here. I think it's probably a bad idea to have a thread that is partially about insulting other forum people, since people are going to disagree about what is intended to be playful and what has a more serious element to it.
Please keep your stuff way on the side of being light-hearted or I'm going to have to shut this game down.
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banned for making forum goers one word
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Banned because this is the third topic in a row I have checked only to see a Toady warning.
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Dammit.
I'm really sick of people ruining our nice forum games.
Incidentally, Banned for not fully writing Toadyone's name. You silly goose
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Banned for being a chair with treads. Chairs shouldn't have treads.
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Banned: Its also anti everything
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Banned for owning an overused name.
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Banned: Meh Meeh meh.
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Banned for redundancy.
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Banned for redundancy.
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Banned for redundancy.
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Banned for redundancy.
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Banned for redundant redundancy.
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Banned for being a combo breaker.
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Banned: I consider him a hero for that
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Banned for not ending with a period.
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Banned: Screw grammar
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Banned for finding grammar attractive.
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Banned for banning someone who considers me a hero.
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Banned for banning somebody who considers me a hero.
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Banned for attempting to perpetuate a self-perpetuating loop.
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Banned for attempting to perpetuate a self-perpetuating loop.
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Banned: Silence Frogman
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Banned: Silence Frogman
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Banned: BDSk,afsdch sbdufhbuivysjcvhasuasfbvusjibkusukyabshjuvgfjvasdiugysfduivsavjsvhjhvfj.
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Banned: BDSk,afsdch sbdufhbuivysjcvhasuasfbvusjibkusukyabshjuvgfjvasdiugysfduivsavjsvhjhvfj.
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Banned: Stop it.
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Banned because I AM IN BEFORE RASHILUL
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Banned: Oh shi-
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Banned: QUICKER!
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Banned: The Game.
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Banned: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!
Wait what?
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Banned to protect the innocent.
(sorry, I didn't think it would be possible to take that post seriously)
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Banned for reminding me of candlejack, who once pos--
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Banned : Great, now that you mentioned candlejack everyone is just going t
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Banned: Candlejac OHSH
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Banned: Ha Ha.
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Banned for having an animated avatar.
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Banned for not having an animated Avatar.
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Banned as an experiment, possibly a mad experiment...
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Banned because IT'S ALIVE!!!
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Banned for bringing terror down on society!
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Banned because of AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Banned for re-animating me!
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Banned for being randomly accessible memory.
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You chose poorly, and drank from the ban cup...
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Banned by the wrath of Thor!
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Banned by the power of The Practical One's planning!
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Banned for damaging the reputation of mad people everywhere!
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Banned for being foolish enough to think mad people care about reputation.
(Well, okay, there are SOME mad people that care, but they're arses-in-a-top-hat.)
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Banned because not all mad people who care wear-a-top-hat-and-are-arses.
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Banned for failing to mention that those who are have every reason to be mad on account of having been animated without the rest of their body and have apparel stitched to them.
But having a reason to be mad takes all the fun out of it...
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Banned for not having an avatar. :P
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Banned for having an avatar that doesn't have a transparent background.
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Banned for having transparent eyes...
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Banned for having a transparent avatar.
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Banned because i can.
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Banned for being sober.
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Banned because YOUR MOM
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Banned for plagiarizing copyrighted material from my signature.
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Banned for changing the subject.
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Banned because your name is a euphemism for an explicit maneuver done to persons of the female persuasion whilst wearing no clothing.
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Banned for choosing poorly...
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Banned for lack of wit
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Banned for forsaken insults.
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Banned for releasing toxic chemicals...
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Banned for Butts.
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Banned for having an ugly avatar.
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Banned for having no soul.
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Banned because this is merely my codename.
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Banned because i ate your soul regardless.
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Banned from changing the U
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Banned: I decided to get my own unique identity instead of being an animated Duke. Also i assume you meant 'for'?
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Banned because your new identity isn't the mangled U.
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Banned because aargh.
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Banned: I LOVED that broken U :'(
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Banned because I loved it more!!!
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Banned so I can go;
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Banned due to your inability to stick with an avatar.
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bAnNeD fOr NoT WrIgHtInG LiKe ThIs. ;D
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Banned for bad grammar and spelling.
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Banned for your strange and hard-to-pronounce forum name.
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Banned because I haven't heard of you.
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Banned for having a colourless avatar, who do you think you are? Akroma?
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Banned: Its not like some Pink
Olmman kobold can do anything about it.
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Banned; FINE.
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Banned for having a broken avatar.
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Ban't. Irritated today.
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Banned for giving people unattainable expectations of chin size.
(http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f0/Lenos_chin.jpg)
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BANNED FOR NOT!!!
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/79/205626532_5ff28d2ebb.jpg?v=0)
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BANNED FOR NOT!!!
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Banned: Hay gies, wat's goin on hear?
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Banned for leaking oil all over the thread with your avatar.
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Banned for spreading filthy rumours.
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Banned for taking too long.
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Banned because I can't bear to watch you continuosly ban yourself.
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Banned because, wait, what?
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Banned for noticing my stupidity!
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Banned because it is my turn to ban someone and you were looking at me funny...
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RAM Banned: it's NOT your turn.
thatguyyaknow Banned It does have colour, your just not looking.
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Banned for failing to reveal your source!
Missile primed. Lead helmet worn. Ego seeking ban launched!
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Banned: que
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Banned for acting important.
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Banned: Still, que
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Banned, shouldn't you be in school, young lady?
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No, I'm in England ;D
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Banned for not banning Rashilul.
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Banned for not being English (like myself)
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Banned for discriminating against all the Welsh Scottish and North Irelanders.
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Banned for fraternising with the heathen masses.
(Feckin' Welsh)
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Banned for not being a heathen mass.
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Banned: Anna!
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Banned: Oh screw this
*Walks out*
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Banned for getting in between me and RAM.
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Banned to save me the effort of getting a restraining order...
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Banned: I am the peacekeeper.
(http://i688.photobucket.com/albums/vv245/lookoutforninjas/bayeux2.png)
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Banned for secretly being a spider.
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Banned because I am not an arachnid, i'm simply cannon fodder for GDI, now, you may either end up like Citizen Uniman or stop revenge banning from the grave.
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Banned for trying to strangle the Undead RAM.
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Bannned: Thats it, your gonna end up like Citizen Uniman.
*Draws sword and calls reinforcements*
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Banned for violating the GDI code of conduct.
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Banned:
Subsection B892 of GDI Code
"Deadly force is authorized if quarrel does not end"
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Banned: deadly force is not authorized.
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Banned
Subsection A754 of GDI Code
"Ignore the watchers of the bays, including the lunatics"
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Banned:
Subsection R017 of GDI Code
"Any GDI member attempting to illicitly portray themselves as an officer of law, or attempting to implement a fraudulent or counterfeit section of the GDI code, will be subject to court marshal."
Subsection A754 of GDI Code
"Waffles are served only on Tuesdays."
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Banned:
Mainsection APHOENIXWRIGHT of GDI law
"Object and immediately get out of Court Marshall"
OBJECTION!
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Banned:
Section A of Nod Doctrine
"KAIN LIVES!"
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Banned in an attempt to seize control of the brotherhood!
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Banned to stop your treachery!
Peace through power!
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Banned: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!!!
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Banned: icoot
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Banned: icoot?
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Benned: ianything is evil!
Death to apple!
Edit: Linux has a penguin mascot! you can't beat that.
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Banned: fair enough,
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Banned for not looking up a bad pun (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bandicoot)!
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Banned because I lack sufficient reason to ban you.
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Banned for lacking sufficient reason to ban him.
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Banned for pointing out the lack of sufficient reason to ban RAM.
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Banned for banning him for pointing out the lack of sufficient reason to ban RAM.
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Banned for banning him for banning him for banning RAM :P
De javu or what?
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Banned for recursiveness.
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Banned for having discovered an infinite amount of gas.
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Banned for having discovered an infinite amount of hats.
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Banned for having discovered an infinite amount of glasses.
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Banned to stop you from finishing the creation of your zombie sheep!
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Banned: zombie sheep ???
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Banned for banning something you do not understand.
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Banned: Screw zombie sheep, I want zombie penguins.
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Banned to prevent from RAM doing it.
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Banned to prevent from RAM doing it.
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All banned for massive failure!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAAAAHAAAA!!!
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Banned for trying to use the "ban all" command which is exclusively for Admins, not mods.
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Banned for being spiky.
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Banned for reminding me of my demotion. :'(
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Banned for having the word "bread" in your name.
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Banned because of pointy.
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Banned for having sharp edges and open electrical circuits...
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Banned because I want more of you on my computer. :(
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Banned because that's what she said.
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Banned because I thought that I managed to get rid of those pictures...
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Banned for posting in here far too much.
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Banned for being an olmman.
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Banned for... having "angel" in your username!
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Banned for not being a dwarf (which I am not) or some form of immortal (which, for all you know, I might actually be)!
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Banned because i am not wearing pants.
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Banned for oppressing the peasants.
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Banned for siding with the unwashed masses.
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Banned for suggesting I don't wash.
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Banned for being an unwashed mass. Also i didn't suggest, i stated.
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banned for showering sparks in the room.
that's a firehazard.
and it's certainly not oil.
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Banned for making me think about oil, smooth sleek oil, mmmm, oil...
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banned for no avatar...... oh wait.
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Banned for stuff.
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Banned: Go get an avatar.
(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_MnixlIUsCes/Sr5bl3BB_EI/AAAAAAAAAGI/f3f604ChEGo/ram.jpg)
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Banned for changing avatar so huggy-muggy much.
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Bannned for, er ... *sighs* I don't have anything, someone hurry up and ban me...
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OK, Banned
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Banned for
banning tempting me to resort to the lamest trick in the book...
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Banned for considering lameness of copious amounts.
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???
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Banned for favoring race horses over donkeys.
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BANNED: bLA BLA BLA
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Banned for being unable to spell lab...
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Banned for misuse of ellipses.
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Banned for being an language nazi.
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Banned for "an language" and balwin's law.
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Ban you cuz nazi grammaring!!!!!!
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???
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Banned for choosing poorly...
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Banned for being my only worthy adversary!
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Banned by: The God Emperor, The Space Marines, GDI, NOD, Xcom Agents, BLU Team, RED Team, and Toady 1-Infinity.
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Banned by the warp, the stargods, Tiberium, Aliens, More aliens, Colourless super-mercenaries, and DF 1.0!
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Banned by Games Workshop's raging hard-on for Space Marines.
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Banned for trumping my vain attempt at awesome. :'(
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Banned for failing to entertain me.
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Banned for making me realise that I enjoy watching people burn to death.
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Banned for being a DF player and just realizing that now.
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Banned for reminding me that I stink at having 'fun'.
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Banned. You reek.
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Banned for being impolite.
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Banned for posting all the time in this thread...
boring...
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Banned for hypocrisy.
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Banned for vulgarity in your signature.
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Banned for vulgarity in your mother...
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Banned for vulgarity in your mother...
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Banned for vulgarity in your mother...
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Banned for vulgarity in your mother...
WHAAAAAHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M BACK!!!!!
Did anybody miss me??
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Banned because I didn't miss you. ;D
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Banned: :P
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Bnned becuse my keybord is freking retrded.
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Banned because your mother is...
Meh, I never did get the whole 'insult your mother' thing.
Banned unless you can say aadvark.
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Banned for using aardvark rather than Aardwolf.
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Banned because wolf has the wrong vowel.
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Banned: not if you put on a german accent.
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Banned, keyboards don't have âccents!
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Banned: Meh
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Banned: Friend Computer says you're a commie traitor. Friend Computer is our Friend and would therefore obviously never lie to us.
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Banned: Uhu
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Banned by the Bolshevik Party
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Banned due to this thread still being open!
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Banned because I said so.
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Banned for bein' too pimpin'.
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Banned for bein' too pimpin'.
Banned for sexy frog.
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Banned for complimenting me.
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Banned for having a me!
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Banned by the subordinates of Baron Aqqizar
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Banned: Friend Computer says you're a commie traitor. Friend Computer is our Friend and would therefore obviously never lie to us.
Lol, I love that game.
Phantom: Banned for not ending your sentence with a period.
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Banned: Screw Correct Punctuation
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Banned: Screw Correct Punctuation.
Banned by being 'fixed'...
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Banned: Screw Correct Punctuation.
Banned by being 'fixed'...
Banned: ОСТАНОВИТЕ ЭТО ВЫ ИДИОТ
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Banned for incorrect data format.
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^^Banned for addiction to banning.
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Vexillum quoniam vos es usura nefas lingua.
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Banned because I was getting desperate...
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Proibido porque você não está escrevendo na língua diferente ao inglês.
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Banned! In english!
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Запрещенный: Что это является английским, Вы говорите о?
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Запрещенный: Что это является английским, Вы говорите о?
Banned for gabbling on in Foreign.
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Banned for lacking [!!RAGE]
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Banned for skimping on the exclamation marks.
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Verbot für die Verwendung einer Sprache, die ich gut kenne, anstatt das ich kaum kennen!
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Banned; Nazi Scum.
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Banned because I like Judaism more than I like most other religions.
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Banned; A Nazi Jew is even worse.
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Banned: A Nazi Jew is cotradictory to the Nazi policies. I am not a Nazi or a Jew. I am a Quaker.
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Banned; Stop lying you Commie Nazi Jew.
(Also, you could have a Nazi Jew; Nazism isn't actually anti-jew, it's anti-people-with-no-homeland. This was later used to justify the slaughtering of jews, czechs, homosexuals, gypsies etc.)
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Banned: The first label is sort of correct, but the others are completely wrong.
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Banned; Talk to Wikipedia, not me.
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Banned: Fuck you.
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Banned; Nou.
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You Are Banned. Leave immediately or I will be forced to call in an air strike.
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Banned for being subtle.
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Banned for your sarcastic ban reason.
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Banned because this topic REALLY went in the shitter. Seriously guys what happened?
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Banned because I want to know, too.
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Banned because i'm guessing boredom was responsible.
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Banned for reason #3939...
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Banned 'cause it's just gone down hill (oh the glorious days of being a guest and then reading about people argue about pie, we need more pie talk)
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Banned, pie.
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Banned to protect the innocent!
Well, innocent compared to other pies...
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I forgive you.
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Banned for being too easy.
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Banned do you want it to be harder?
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Banned for weakness!
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Banned for strength!
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Banned for not writing in colour
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Banned for writing in orange, an ugly colour.
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Banned for writing in green, an uglier color
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Banned for writing in Yellow, an Eye-straining colour.
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BANNED: WEAK!!
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BANNED: HIPPIE!
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Banned, just banned.
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Banned for being insecure.
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Banned because i'm not wearing pants again.
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Banned for implying that pants are worthy of consideration, PANTS ARE WEAK!
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Banned for misunderstanding.
(http://i38.tinypic.com/idenpy.jpg)
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Banned: I don't want to understand
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Banned for failing to understand that pants are irrelevant, only the hopelessly weak are impeded by such pathetic garments.
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If youre British this conversation is seiriously wrong.
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Banned for implying that the British deserve special consideratioin.
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Banned for not getting us Brits extra free stuff.
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Banned for banning me for banning Sonerage for advocating Britishism.
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Banned for Rascism of the Most despicable kind.
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Banned for being racist against the most despicable kind.
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Banned for referring to me as "the most despicable kind".
That goes for you too, Jakkarra!
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Banned for trying to pretend you are not most despicable and kind.
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Banned for saying someone can be both despicable and kind at the same time.
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Banned for denying my existence!
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Banned for "existing"
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Banned for banning RAM. You will only entice him to keep banning.
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Banned: Foretelling.
WITCH! WITCH! BURN THE WITCH!!!
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Banned: Foretelling.
WITCH! WITCH! BURN THE WITCH!!!
Banned: We need to weigh her first.
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Banned for referencing a silly (yet hilarious) movie like Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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Banned: Monty Python stopped being funny a long time ago. You guys referenced and quoted it until it wasn't funny. You took a horse, killed it, and then beat until it was horse-paste (And I don't mean glue)
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Banned: Monty Python is still funny! Tis but a flesh wound!
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Banned: *Sigh*
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^^ Banned for making an audible/bearable exhalation of air, arising from tiredness or from an emotion.
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banned for expressing an action into words too understandable
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Banned for using the expression "too understandable", and also for not using a capital letter or a period.
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Banned for failing to compose your post in the form of a limerick.
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Banned for being invisible (not having an avatar.)
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Banned because your avatar didn't load quickly enough.
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Banned for hypocrisy: banning someone else over their avatar when you don't evcen have one.
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Banned
evcen
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Banned for perpetuating!
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Banned for having two quotes in his signature.
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Banned for supporting chinese gold farmers.
[/satire]
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Banned for failing to instigate a code.
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Banned for being an acronym.
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Banned for thinking you are the master of flame, while being on fire!
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Banned for failure to use ‼on fire‼ or even ‼fire‼.
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Banned for showing off.
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Banned for thinking that ‼fire‼ is showing off as opposed to standard.
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Banned for calling me a stand-ard!
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Banned for having multiple quotes in your sig.
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Banned for repressing me, and for having the nerve to post...
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Banned for playing in my RTD
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Banned for allowing me to be the 4000th reply. 8)
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Banned: You may be 4000th REPLY, but the person you banned was the 4000th POST.
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Banned for banning the 4000th replier.
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Banned for being there. Yeah Im a cruel bastard.
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Banned: old if 1 man.
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Banned: roF enaK!
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Phonned: Bantam!
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Banned: Ur doin it wrong (http://www.coolestfamilyever.com/wp-content/uploads/LosingGracefully.jpg).
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Banned: Your frog explodes.
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Banned: Your frog explodes.
when you stamp on it in accidently because you dad has left the door open over night. In BARE FEET!!!!
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Banned: Your frog explodes.
when you stamp on it in accidently because you dad has left the door open over night. In BARE FEET!!!!
Both of you are BANNED because... WHAT frog?
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Banned for ignorance!
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Banned for ignorpants!
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Banned: Hello sir or madam, welcome to the pit of the exiled, the dump of the banned, the executor with ban hammer.
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Banned for making a greeting instead of a reason for your action of banning Neruz for banning RAM for banning me for banning Myroc and Sonearage for talking about some frog that is apparently somehow related to my google images search for "Ur doin it wrong".
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Banned, because talking about a frog behind my back makes me get suspicious.
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Banned for being a frog behind my back that I need to talk about due to being suspicious.
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Banned: Hello Sir Or Madam, damn I forgot my line, BOB START THE DISTRACTION!
*Elevator music*
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Banned because I am all out of gum...
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Banned, scum!
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BANNED BECAUSE I CANNOT GET TO SLEEP!
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Banned for being a toad in the whole.
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Banned: Speciesist tendency against toads, and by proxy, ToadyOne himself.
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Banned; Footlong.
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Banned, on account of this being the thread that does not end.
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Banned for being a PC specification.
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Banned for having a planet as an avatar when you quite clearly aren't a planet!
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Banned for being elitist!
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Banned what's an elitist?
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Banned for not knowing the meaning of Elitist.
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Banned for also being elitist.
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Banned for being a delitist!
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Banned for being a horrible punnist.
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Banned for discrimination against puns.
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Banned for being politically correct.
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Banned for being politically INCORRECT.... or something.
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Banned for not having an avatar and also for the terrible, terrible grammar in the text that WOULD go under your avatar if you had one.
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Banned for suspected humanity.
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Banned, Hello Sir Or Madam, I am pleased to say that you are about to be hit with the ban hammer.
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Banned for banning yourself. (confused by this you lose your grip on the ban hammer and it falls on your head...)
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Banned: I see you are insane and are on the short bus, because I am exactly 1467.84 miles away from said hammer.
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Banned: I'm the one holding the banhammer(in the province of morrowind)!
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Banned: the banhammer bans all it touches.
ALL that it touches.
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Banned: So if a ban hammer touches another ban hammer...
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Banned because there can be only one!
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Banned: hypothetically, there can be two!
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Banned for hypothesized quantum splitting.
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Banned; who said anything about hypothesizing?
(http://www.stitthappens.com/images/random/quantum%20junction%20ahead.jpg)
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Banned for making a quantum junction with one dead end.
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Banned because I see no dead end. On that sign. In the picture. That Neruz posted. Two posts ago. On this thread.
Yeah.
Anyway, BANNED!
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Banned for excessive detail.
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Banned for thinking that anyone will ever pronounce your name properly.
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Banned for lacking the
testicular intellectual fortitude to pronounce Jakkarra correctly.
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Banned: *whistles innocently*
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Banned.
Subsection A49B of the Union Of Bill Handbook
YOU ARE BANNED!
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Banned for failure to state and/or quote the law in question from the Union Of Bill Handbook.
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Banned for failing to make Phantom cry.
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Banned: HAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHH...
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Banned for being Phantom.
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Banned: Find someone else to flame
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Banned for letting it get to you.
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Banned for the sake of this thread.
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Banned for being a QUAKER!
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^^ Banned for removing your hat in front of the king.
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Banned for believing in the hat!
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Banned for banning other people believing in a hat!
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Banned for AAAAAARGH! ON YOUR HEAD! THEY'RE INVADING!!!
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Banned because we cannot allow those prone to panic attacks on our forum.
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Banned for lolcat.
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Banned for not using that picture of Conan I gave you.
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Banned for being any kind of a lord of death. And also for being a better artist than me.
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banned for underestimating the awesome-ness of a lord of death.
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Banned: You have breathed air, you shall be banned.
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Banned for not-entirely-justified banning.
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Banned for failing to individually ban every post in this thread.
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Banned for expecting everyone else to live up to your standards.
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Banned for obvious reasons.
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Banned for not-so-obvious reasons.
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Banned for having a non-capitalised name beginning with d!
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Banned for suspected involvement with capitalism!
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Banned: your name is all capital(ism)!
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Banned: Yay! I'm going on holiday in 2(?) weeks!!
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Banned for banning someone with an inappropriate reason.
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Banned for banning someone who would otherwise have been trapped here for their holiday.
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Banned for banning too many people.
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Banned for being too many people
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Banned for being cryptic.
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Banned for guessing my secret identity.
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Banned for having a secret identity.
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Banned for opposing the proliferation of secret identities.
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Banned for reasons i cannot elucidate.
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Banned for using big words. And for not having a clearly defined reason for banning.
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Banned: My reason is perfectly well defined, i'm simply not telling you what it is.
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Banned: A reason must be given for a banning. Merely stating that there is one will not suffice.
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Banned: I don't see that in the rules.
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Banned, and I revealed the reason to everyone but you.
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Banned: Why not?
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Banned for making a TOTALLY STUPID comment elsewhere. XP
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Banned for printing the word 'stupid' in capitals without submitting a request form 3 days in advance.
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Banned for misinterpreting the legalities of the STUPID act - INSULT clause VI. It's actually a week.
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Banned; Yes, pants again.
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Banned:;!
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Banned for using various random punctuation marks as a reason to ban someone.
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Banned:;,>"/,$&*^">!?{:(*>}@<?!%*^&<"**)
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Banned for using non-punctuation marks in that ban.
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Banned for providing false census information, you are obviously an under-a-rock snail...
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banned for banning my slow neanderthrall brother
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Banned for being too fast.
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banned for only being 256 mb
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Banned: you chose poorly.
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Banned for being a soon-to-be obsolete piece of hardware.
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Banned: You chose poorly.
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Banned: Obsolete worldwide. Therefore you chose your name poorly.
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Banned for poor choice of poor choice.
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Banned: for trying to be funny - or - for succeeding at being stupid.
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Banned for being Tack.
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Banned: for flaming.
(Good one tho,)
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Banned: If you switch around the letters and remove one, your name is Cat. Please go to the butchers shop.
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Banned: cats don't butcher themselves.
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Banned: *Butchers dragnar*
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Banned for butchering me!
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Banned for refusing to be butchered.
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Banned to make a Neruz Skull Totem.
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Banned: RAM has been struck down
This is an exceptional RAM meat roast.
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Banned because you forgot that it threatens with spikes of adamantine!
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Banned: The word is "menaces". Go play DF.
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^^Banned because I don't have internet at home right now and you probably do.
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Banned HOW CAN YOU NOT POSSIBLY HAVE INTERNET!Thats impossible
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Banned becuase I've seen what happens when squirrels like you drink coffee, and
god dog knows how many people drink coffee while reading forums...
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Banned for quoting, and therefore ruining, one of the greatest movies of all time ever.
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Banned: what movie was he quoting?
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banned for not knowing "HoodWinked"
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Banned: Who cares?
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banned: everyone but you
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Banned: Who even watched that movie anyway?
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Banned: Everyone who matters. Therefore, obviously not you.
(Sik Burn)
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Banned: AHHAHA alright. You people are NOT gonna get me to act like some Troll plus some 4chan dude.
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Banned: For being too hard to manipulate.
(Dude. If you are /b/, you are troll. No exceptions.)
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Banned; What the hell is /b/?!
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Banned: for not knowing what /b/ is.
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BANNED because we roll like [this] around here.
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Banned for making a program to help run RTDs, GMs are meant to suffer!
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Banned: Meh
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banned. it's an evil cave water critter >:(
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Banned: You noticed. Well done.
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banned for being magical as well. to the 2D demon pits with you >:(
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Banned for his name being an anagram of Lam Tusk.
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>:(
banned for being a goblin cake baker
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Banned: Why are you SO grumpy!
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Banned for stating a question without use of a question mark.
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Banned: ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ;D
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banned for calling me grumpy and then spamming ??
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Banned for not spamming!
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banned for being a goblin baker making cakes out of elves and for being goblinly and not dwarfy >:(
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Banned for [ROCKETVERMIN] avatar.
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banned for keepin animals in a jar and calling my supersnail a vermin >:(
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Well it's certainly not a Snailman. Don't you worry, cats can't take down something with the [ROCKETVERMIN] tag.
Banned for overuse of >:(
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banned for banning my >:( :P
and cats sucks
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Banned for use of profanity:
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banned for using spoilers :(
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Banned for having a larger than average (for these boards) sig.
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banned for having sig pics turned on where as if it was off yours would be bigger
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Banned: For being a grammar nazi.
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banned for using the ultimate bad word >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( raaaeg!
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Banned because I am currently playing a game.
I LOVE dual monitors.
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banned because i have a laptop and your not playin DF
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Banned for failing to attain intergalactic transportation.
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Banned: For also failing to attain intergalactic transportation. wh00.
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You just got banned fool.
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... Banned.
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You just got banned imbecile.
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Banned for ignoring the OP's wishes.
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Banned for being a former member of the cat's secret organisation.
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Banned because I have schoolwork to do.
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Banned because you have schoolwork to do.
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Banned because I've caught freshers flu.
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Banned because It's time for math class.
MY math class, but still. No forumgaming during school.

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banned because you dont play DF in school like i did ;D
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Banned: They block everything worthwile at my school. WHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! :'(
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banned: you have an evil school. mine had no clue about bay12 ;D so i was 40d'ing it up in the middle of history woop woop!!
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Banned because I have a laptop and CAN play DF at school. And still pass all my midterms 8)
In fact, it is now physics class AND I'm on the Bay12 Forums AND my Dorfs are building my fortress as I type! Hahaha!
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banned for being bigheaded and for having the noisiest laptop
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Banned for laptop fan jealousy.
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banned for saying i'm jealous even though it's a well known fact that laptop fans get noisier when more resource draining things are happening (DF)
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Banned for being jealous of someone playing DF (is what I should have said)
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banned for calling me jealous even though i'm on DF this very moment busy laying a devios trap for the HFS inhabitants
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Banned for describing a property of the HFS (that it is inhabited)
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i never said which HFS though. ;)
banned for being blind
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Banned because I didn't get a chance to point out earlier two major advantages of university over school.
1) Every class I have is maths class. ;D
2) Nothing is blocked because if you want to play DF instead of work thats fine by them. Your considered old enough to make your own choices and accept their consequences (You know like failing your exams and not getting any qualification whilst still getting those nice debts which come with university.)
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banned for having non-stop maths
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Banned: I wish I had non-stop maths. stupid humanities requirements...
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banned for not taking a cooler subject
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Banned because nonstop maths isn't quite as good as I make it sound, we have 3 hours of statistics lectures each week as well as an hour of minitab lessons (minitab is a computer program used to help with statistics) Seriously I can't wait till I get to the second year and can choose not to do the statistics modules in favour of some real mathematics.
EDIT:
Gah banned for ninjaing me! And also for apparently insulting maths.
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banned because i'm rather displeased with the water critters >:(
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banned because i'm rather displeased with the rocket critters >:(
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Banned to make you happy.
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banned for not being a godly 8GB
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Banned for improper formatting and not telling me where your avatar came from.
Seriously man, that's just plain mean.
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Banned for ambiguity! Do you mean mean, mean, or mean?
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Banned for even more ambiguity.
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Banned for the use of a higher order vocabulary
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Banned for buying a vocabulary when hiring one is so much better for the environment.
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Banned because it's midnight and i'm still watching Anime.
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Banned for watching anime while I'm in class. :(
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Banned for being in class while i'm watching Anime.
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Banned for watching anime while I was still in the process of waking up this morning.
WTF dude.
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Banned: it's 16:10 over here in the wet country.
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banned for being wet
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Banned: It's not wet any more! ;D
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banned: your cat is eyeing my snail >:(
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Banned: Not it isn't. It's full up with a gigantic leafsnail ;D
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banned: it's doing it again >:(
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Banned for making an angry face at a kitteh.
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banned for catganging me. :-[
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Banned for not being able to handle catganging when you have FRIGGIN ROCKETS.
(or, at the very least, one friggin rocket)
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banned for making me want to waste my shellpack.
i has no *elf bone missles* or *ICBMs* though :(
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You are banned for bemoaning your lack of ammo.
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you are banned for inciting my grudge against you >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
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You are banned for being the Top Block text.
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you are banned for being an underling peasent and not an artifact jetsnail weilding noble like me
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You are banned (with water and / or magma) for being a noble. Only thing worse would be if you preferred cats!
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banned for trying to kill me even though i am immune and i am hardcoded to be immune against all.
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*Rightclick*
*Delete*
*Empty Trashcan*
:P
Banned for haunting this thread and replying 15 seconds after I do!
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Banned for ninja-ing me as I tried to hack skaltum's immunity to false.
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banned for being a n00b h4x0r
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Banned for 1337-speak.
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B4NN3D: W84T 1S WR0N6 W1T8 L33T SP34K?
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Banned: everything
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Banned for being too specific.
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Banned for not being sarcastic enough.
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Banned because YOU'RE totally sarcastic enough.
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Banned in the name of Allah.
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Banned because i am an Infidel.
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Verboten: Schweigen im Namen des Kaiser
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Banned for being a Nazi.
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Verboten: Bitte tue ich nur meinen Job, gehe jetzt zum Lager oder werde durch den Wehrmacht geschossen.
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禁止された:これは許されることができません!
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Banned for posting 22 tiny rectangles.
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Banned for not having a Japanese Font installed.
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banned because i feel like banning ya
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Banned for just now abandoning the thread.
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banned for trying to flame me. thus leading to my abandonment
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Banned for taking part in a flame war.
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Banned for not setting fire to the flame war.
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banned for being lazy
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Banned for obvious reasons.
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Banned for obscure reasons.
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banned because i dont like ya :P
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Banned cos... ZOMG look at that avatar! That is AWESOME BEYOND MEASURE!
UNBANNED!
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Banned because of Kitty.
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Banned because otherwise you'll start an electrical fire with all that Circuitry of Fail.
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Banned for not trying to get rid of the Taokaka fad as quickly as possible.
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Banned for wanting to steal people's avatars.
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Banned for having a 10x10 pure-white pixel 24bit .bmp as your avatar.
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Banned becasue... WHAT avatar? RAM doesn't HAVE an avatar!
(i.e. banned for hallucinating)
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Banned for being a fool, right click in that "blank" space.
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Banned for... a BAN doning me.
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Banned for not being very punny.
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Banned: the word is funs Bye! I'm going on holiday to Southern Spain for a week. See ya!
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Banned for escaping our clutches for a few more days.
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Banned for clutching people.
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Banned for resisting the clutch.
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Banned for referring to The Omnipresent Clutch without capital letters or an adjective.
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Banned. Just no.
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Banned for Tack-iness
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Panned: lack of interesting material.
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Banned, for not banning the person above you.
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Banned for not realising that I was using the extra ban from the post above this one.
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Banned because WHO THE HELL posts at 12:26:47 AM?
That's just tacky.
12:42:42 is way cooler.
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Banned: I just realized how late it is...
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Banned for posting while too tired to come up with a good reason to pointlessly post.
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Banned cos I'm bored
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Boredom is hardly a valid reason to ban someone. Banning should be the result of some action on the banee's part. Even if a little indirect, such as accepting responsibility over something that they failed to maintain, which might typically be viewed as a lack of action but I feel that my justification, and therefore definition, is valid. I mean, if people expect you to act in a certain way then it stand to reason that your actions have lead them to expect you to maintain those expectations, and that you could have prevented them by failing to provoke them. You could ban someone for causing your boredom, or for creating a situation in which you were likely to become bored, or for accepting responsibility for your maintain state and failing to prevent your boredom. Of course this is all semantics, but semantics is often undervalued, it is a valid component of communication and a failure to communicate can lead to all manner of problems, from feuds to wars to horrors unfit to mention is such a wholesome environment... So please, don't ban people for your own condition.
Banned for inspiring a wall of text.(well, by this threads standards anyway...)
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Banned:
For failing to realise that my previous banning was a jab at:
Banned for posting while too tired to come up with a good reason to pointlessly post.
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Banned for extreme failure, to the extreme!
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Banned for posting in this thread waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much.
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Banned for
judging me being 'The Man'!
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banned for using strikethrough instead of backspace.
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Banned for not submitting to the new avatar craze
And I ban myself for being a hipocryte
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Banned for having a nose.
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Banned for not having a face.
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Banned for not having a visible (http://invisiblepics.com/wp-content/uploads/182/Invisible%20Cheezburger.jpg) avatar.
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Banned for turning lolcats into lolbunnehs.
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Banned because it wasn't ackshully me that turned that lolkitteh into a lolbunneh.
I just found that on teh intertoobz.
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Banned for using an overpowered character.
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Banned for paying attention.
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banned for paying attention to the the fact that he was paying attention
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Banned for...
<-- DUUUUDE!
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Banned for feeling the need to conceal your features...
(http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/8721/wallpaperdarkvoid021280.jpg)
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Banned for having an invisible, or photobucket-induced Profile pic.
And also Banned for not knowing William Grey.
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Banned for brownnosing.
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Banned for knowing William Grey
(which I don't)
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Banned for meddling in things you do not understand.
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Banned for inappropriately terming what quinnr was doing, "meddling".
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Banned for lolcats.
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Banned for corrupt intentions.
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Banned for being smugly superior.
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Banned by the Civil Protection. Now pick up that can. Now throw it in the trashcan. *KRRRRRZZZZZ*
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Banned because i threw it at your head.
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Banned: Why you sunnuva *Incomprehensible* *KRRRRZZZZ* You have recieved One new beating.
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Banned Subject to the most horrific things ever encountered on the internet for being a noble.
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Banned. Not going to go into length about the avatar... But, yeah. Banned.
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Banned for breaking up with Tick and Toe.
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Banned! Just... EArrrrrghhh...
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Banned! for not saying anything usefull
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Banned. LOOK AT THE HORROR OF THAT PUN! WHAT THE HELL COULD I SAY?
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Banned because i can.
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Banned because you can't.
Also, banned because wtf IS your avatar?
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Banned to keep Neruz from answering. Do not make him name the elder god his avatar has been possessed by!
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Banned for protecting poor defenceless sanity, SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST! MADNESS SHALL DOMINATE!!!
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Banned for protecting poor defenceless sanity, SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST! MADNESS SHALL DOMINATE!!!
Banned to keep anyone else from taking this spot.
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Banned. Even though it's well justified.
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banned. your avatar does not match your name
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Banned because YOUR avatar doesn't match YOUR username, and also for hypocrisy.
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You have been banned by some headcrabs, please keep your head still...
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Banned, crabs suck.
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Banned; they're poison headcrabs.
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Banned, crabs suck ;D
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(http://i4.tinypic.com/7ymociw.jpg)
(http://blogplog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/zombie.jpg)
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Quinn cancels ban: Eaten by crab.
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Banned for not bursting out of it's stomach.
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Banned: You can't burst out of this.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/Pheonix-IV/WeakPointText1.jpg)
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Banned because, a la Starfox Assault, it's weak point is its belly.
Or, more specifically, you were banned because whoever made that fauxtivational poster didn't realize that the crab's weak point is its belly.
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Banned: ARMORED CRAB
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Banned: All bosses have a weak point.
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Banned:
FALSE
DMK Doesn't, nor does Pyramid Head.
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Banned because ALL bosses have a weak point, no exceptions.
If their weak point just happens to be their whole body, and it isn't a particularly weak point, is irrelevant.
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Banned
(http://i34.tinypic.com/b7j1wl.jpg)
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Banned: if there is no reasonable way to fight it, it does not qualify as a boss.
Besides, I guarantee that pyramid head's weakness is point blank annihilation, same as everything else.
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Banned because Vergil from Devil May Cry 3, on the final stage, in Dante Must Die mode, did not in fact have a reasonable way to fight him, but he was a boss.
Sure, you can beat him by spamming holy water at him to make yourself immune to his attacks for three seconds and interrupt his combos. 30,000 red orbs per vial? NOT. REASONABLE.
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Banned. Jack of blades had no weak point.
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Banned: nobody cares.
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Banned: WE DO CARE.
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Banned: Fable sucks, so we do not care.
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Banned: Never played it.
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Banned: then how can you justify banning based on it?
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Banned for asking a question as a justification for banning someone.
We do not take kindly to lawyers around here.
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BANNED!
(http://techgeist.net/files/2009/07/phoenix-wright-objection.jpg)
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Banned for typing in all caps, using an exclamation point, and posting an over-sized picture of some Anime character screaming something that's so messily written it might as well be genuine Japanese.
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Banned:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/Pheonix-IV/overruled-1.jpg)
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/25/Daleks_in_Brighton.jpg)
Ban?
Ban...
BAN!
BAN! BAN! BAN!
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I'm sorry gentlemen, but you have been Bannerminated.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/Pheonix-IV/thedoctor.jpg)
(I think this just turned into the picture wars topic)
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Banned: Don't give them ideas.
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Banned: TOO LATE!
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Banned for getting ideas, probably loitering too...
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Also, Banned: Fable was fucking the bomb. Literally. Like a early medieval bomb. And Fable 2 was twice as awesome and explosive and shit.
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Banned for worshipping Molyneux, or however his name's spelt.
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Banned for "shipping Molyneux"...
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Banned for pinging Molyneux.
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Banned for double standards: you should've immediately banned yourself for the same reason.
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Banned: *STAB STAB STAB* You are now properly butchered.
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Banned for butchering.
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Banned for banning a butcher.
Butchers are VERY VERY NECESSARY to prevent catsplosions. Thankfully I have someone, so I can't be butchered :P
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Banned for relying on living solutions when mechanical and magma-based solutions are obviously superior...
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Banned: Why waste cats? Stick enough in one cage and they can stop sieges!
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Banned for posting!
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Banned for posting to ban me for posting.
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Banned for repeating the offence without a warrant.
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Banned for oppressing my freedom by using the word "warrant" on the internet.
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???
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Banned for having smileys in his username.
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Banned for combining binary and yin-yang in your avatar.
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banned for hating both of them.
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Banned for encouraging shoruke.
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Banned for concurring to the suggestion promoting the automation of elfish massacre, which should be left to dorfs for dorfy pleasure.
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Banned for implying that "dorfy pleasure" shouldn't be the favoured pastime of human children.
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Banned because dorfy pleasure is already available to human children, here (http://bay12games.com/dwarves/).
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Banned for linking to the sacred web page that is Dwarf Fortress, assuming that all DF players are children (and human), AND for defending the notion that killing elves (dorfy pleasure) should be made accessable to innocent children who should never get it into their inquisitive, sensitive minds to incapacitate another being, fiction or not. (Pant, pant.)
Edit: Hmmm, maybe not that last one...
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Banned by: Xcom Agents. RED Team. BLU Team. Cthulu. Armok. Dwarves. Death. The Game Of Life. Explosive. Space Marine. Chaos Space Marines. Zerg. Terrans. Toady one. Three Toe.
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It's Three Toe, not Three Tow. BANNED.
Edit: BANNED for correcting your mistake.
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It's Three Joe, not Three Toe. BANNED.
BANNED!
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DENNAB!
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Banned for mirroring!
Also for not giving a reason for your mirror ban.
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Banned for using the r-word
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Banned: Barhah.
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Banned: Muahahaha!
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Banned because Muahahaha is suspiciously close to Muwahahaha which is a resident forumgoer's name, not a reason for banning someone.
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Banned for not being tasty enough.
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Banned: Geometric people are the least tasty of all!
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BANNED for cannibalism, and racism against geometric people.
Five dwarf bucks says you bluff on even knowing what a geometric person tastes like! ;D
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BANNED for betting on a forum and double-posting. ::)
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...and T-T-T-TRIPLE POSTING!
BANNED! :o
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Banned for double self-banning.
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Banned for having a 7 character name.
7 IS MY LEAST FAVORITE DECIMAL NUMBER.
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011000100110000101101110011011100110010101100100
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62 61 6e 6e 65 64 20 69 6e 20 48 45 58 20 66 6f 72 20 75 73 69 6e 67 20 62 69 6e 61 72 79 20 74 6f 20 62 61 6e 20 6d 65 2c 20 61 6e 64 20 6e 6f 74 20 73 74 61 74 69 6e 67 20 61 20 72 65 61 73 6f 6e 2e
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Banned for posting random numbers that some of us do not understand.
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Banned by Toady One.
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Banned for thinking it would be a good idea to wear armour that encourages people to cut you in half.
(http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/6052/avatarch.png)
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Banned because it is RAM Hunting season today.
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Banned, as phantoms can't post, as they are incorpreal.
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Banned because aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
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Banned because bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
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Banned... Wut?
"ccccccccccccccccc"
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BAAAAAAA: Me'e'e'e'e'e'e.
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Banned for skipping 'D'
There is no DF without 'D'
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BAED, because there is othig wrog with skippig letters.
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Banned for skipping letters.
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Baed for usig the letter '' i your ame.
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Baed. You're a Idiot. What's the poit of skippig a sigle letter for your ow persoal amusmet?
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Banned for having random green stuff appear out of your avatar at specific intervals.
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Yeah, I should probably get rid of it, it was from the cthulhu fad.
Banned for not having periodic tentacles appear out of your avatar.
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Banned for being pointy.
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Banned for arguing with the management.
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Banned for managing the argument.
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Banned for banning while banned for banning with a banner.
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Banned: I'm back and jet lagged. Arghhhhh!!!!!
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Banned for forgetting your reason for banning.
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Banned for banning someone for such a rediculous reason.
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banned for having a cat as your sig pic
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Banned: Meow.
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Banned for banning someone for failing to feed you, in the time it took you to ban them you could have found someone else...
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Banned: Meoooow.
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Banned for leaving fur everywhere.
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banned for being obsolete 256KB ram
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Banned for choosing poorly.
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Banned: Purr.
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banned now shut up before i butcher u >:(
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Banned for lack of capitals and using "u" instead of "you".
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Banned for writing "magic" as "magica"
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Banned *Claw claw* Meow *Claw*
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Banned: *growl* Woof!
Self-banned because I hate dogs
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Banned for double banning, also banned for pretending to be a dog.
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Banned for shamelessly using the Banning game forum to increase your post count.
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Banned for changing your avatar to something completely different.
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Banned for changing your avatar into something completely, erm, kind of tankinsh...
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Banned for improper banning of Strife. My avatar is tankish about 80% of the time (and increasing)
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Banned, time for something completely different.
(http://www.firstpartners.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/monty-python-announce.jpg)
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Banned. Even though it rocks
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Banned for secretly being a noble cat who only likes adamantine and crowns.
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Banned for inside joke.
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Banned for indiscriminately banning, instead of letting us all know the joke.
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Banned for assuming that I KNOW the bloody joke.
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Banned for cursing
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Banned for being oversensitive.
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Banned for the avatar.
Update it. Raise the blood level. Yeeeahhh.
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Banned for inciting excessive overcompensation of extreme redundancy.
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Banned for big words.
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banned for small vocabulary.
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Banned because you have got bad grammar.
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Banned because your grammar ain't much better.
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Banned for use of the ironic echo (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IronicEcho) while banning someone. Because (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StealthPun?from=Main.IncrediblyLazyPun) that implies that you should be banned for the same reason (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Ptitle0t9r68ih?from=Main.DontExplainTheJoke).
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Banned because you used links, instead of taking the time to explain yourself.
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Banned for pimpin' it too hard and makin' too much money.
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Banned: missing the letter 'g'
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D:
My keyboard is missin a few keys, alriht?
Banned: I sure didn't say I was missin it!
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Banned! Pokemon will this!
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Banned for killing whale pokemon and siphoning off their forehead-oil for use in your great underwater machinery, the cables connecting which to land must be rubbed-down with multitudes of dogs daily so they are not eaten by the myriad sea-creatures.
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Banned because of Pantsu.
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Banned for leaking in public.
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banned for imposing your beliefs on people
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Banned by the Ban Hammer of hitting stuff
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Banned for using the Ban Hammer without a permit.
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Banned for issuing a lack of permit offence without a permit.
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Banned for banning him. (OH SNAP RECURSION)
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Banned for banning someone without a permit to ban for permit lacking without a permit.
And yes, I do have a permit for that.
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Banned for unneccessary paperwork.
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Banned for misquoting people.
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Banned for using outside examples as a reason for banning.
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Banned for a ban-ument.
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... what?
Banned.
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Banned for the inability to understand something clearly ovbious.
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banned for ovbious; and for not clarifying for the stupid.
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Banned for advocating monumental stupidity.
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Banned for still not pointing out the reason, and therefore condoning stupidity.
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Banned for prejudice against stupid people.
(amazingly, that's almost an actual reason to ban someone...)
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Banned for not recognizing the inherent human right of all stupid people to be marginalized for their shortcomings.
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Banned: Did some on e mention 'marge'? I'm hungry :(
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Banned for unusual avatar depicting whole character
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Banned for passing judgement on the avatar
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Banned. I'm so judging your avatar.
What the hell, man. What the hell?
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Banned for having no understanding of what it is to have my avatar.
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Banned: no one understands your avatar.
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Banned for having a vaguely roman looking avatar.
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Banned for making me aim at the bulge again.
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Unbanned for having a hawt avatar.
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Banned for having a drippy red avatar
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Banned for having a... something... avatar.
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Banned for failing to realise that the jar would explode.
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Banned for not realizing that the ape thing contains the volume of drool and takes in air from the jar to fill its bodily cavities as it drools.
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Sir, you just got banned.
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That's okay, it happens every time I post in this thread.
Banned for making me feel self-conscious.
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Sir, I don't care and you are banned.
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Banned for being overly polite about such a horrible thing.
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Sir, why should I do that, and you just gave me a reason to ban you. Good Day.
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Banned. Offensive language when used along with the word "sir" must contain at least two volumes of sarcasm.
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Sir, You are banned SIR!
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Banned for impersonating a noble. And a word of advice, you better tread carefully, I heard the new sheriff has been a bit overzealous with the hammerings...
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Sir, go ahead and ban me. Oh yes sir, I love being banned. No, you aren't banned at all sir. Why on earth would I ever ban you sir?
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Banned, for bringing hammerings into an innocent discussion. He can hear you.
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Maggot, how dare you ban him you MAGGOT,
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DID YOU JUST SAY WHAT I THINK YOU SAID SOLDIER? CONSIDER YOURSELF BANNED, NOW DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!
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HOW DARE YOU! YOU SHALL DROP AND GIVE ME 944, YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD, AND YOUR SOUL! YOU ARE BANNED UNTIL THE FLESH FALLS OFF YOUR BONES!
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You are banned. Now go back to wherever you came from, and consider yourself relieved from service.
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Banned because I banned you. So there.
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You are banned on account'a your banning of him.
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Banned, cos I have to... But thanks for sticking up for me.
A "TACK" - "STICKING UP" PUN WILL BE UNNACCEPTABLE AND MET WITH IMMEDIATE RAEG ON AN INTERSTELLAR LEVEL!
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Banned for having unessescarily large red writing detailing your "Reag" abilities.
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Banned for sticking up like an annoying tack.
*Awesomeface.jpg*
I don't care if I was ninjaed. I'm banning him.
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Banned for making me stick up.
*Slyface.jpg*
Boom~
Oh, and ARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! SOFFIIAAAAAAAA HOW COULD YOU!
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Banned for using that awful pun again. I despise puns.
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Banned for disliking puns.
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Banned for not asking him if he was quitting.
God, you ahould have Omniprescence like the rest of us.
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Banned because I was using a laptop that day, and it's power cord decided that it would work no more forever.
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Banned for the lack of an excuse beforehand. I remove your previous ban and ban you for something more appropriate.
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Banned for [DATA EXPUNGED]
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???
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Banned for complaining about the expunction, and not re-spunging it.
*Data is re-spunged*
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Banned after condemning board to eternal damnation.
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Banned for condemning condemnation.
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Banned for alitteration.
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I'm gonna do it... I'm gonna do it...
BANNED FOR NOT!
... I feel dirty.
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You should. That was a dirty, dirty thing. Dirty as a Diabolical Demon in Dyslexic Devildom Doing a Dire and Despicable (and possibly Dangerous) Deed to a Deliciously un-Defiled Dyslexic girl.
... Banned.
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Banned for making me wanna sig that. XD
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Banned. Ha- you already have a DoomRL sig. With Badges... and such.
And that would bring my "sigg'd" count up to seven, too.
And it's a little... questionable.
Then again, so is my avatar sig. It even has a swearword in it.
HA! Can't Sig it if I keep CHANGING it!
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Banned for imitating V.
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What? Where?
Banned: V was an awesome movie, and deserves to be imitated.
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Banned. Counting sigs is disrepectful to the sigees
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Banned: I am the sigee. She would be the Sig-er.
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Banned, I just stood on one of your brethren and am bleeding as a result.
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Banned: If that isn't literally - (i.e. if you didn't actually stand on a tack, or tack-related object.)
I will kill you.
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Banned for insinuating I would actually lie! :o
Yes I did, I have a notice board in my room with thumbtacks in it and one of them must have fallen out.
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Banned:
a) For not having wicked-ass callouses.
b) For not being perceptive enough
c) As you can see, I am a face-down Tack, and am in no way related to the dangerous face-up type, despite the various times the two families have interbred, leading to the sideways Tacks.
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Banned: GET OUT OF MY STOOOORRRREEEEE!
God dead rising was awesome.
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BANNED: I've covered wars, ya know.
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Banned: Everyone USED to laugh at me...
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Banned because we still do, we just don't tell you.
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*30.06 rifle crack*
... Banned.
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Banned because I am immune to mere bullets!
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Banned for being armed and adorable.
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Banned for ninjaing me you communist bastard.
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Banned: The people of new mars are imperial, not communist.
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Banned for trying to pretend that there is any real difference; they're all enemies of the state!
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Banned for oppressing me for expressing my right to oppress others and
steal claim territory for my glorious nation!
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Banned for daring to rise up against your oppressor; all posting rights are removed pending further investigation into this heretical treason.
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Banned for trying to take away the rights of the proud peoples of New Mars. FREEDOM!
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Your posting rights have been removed peasant! Back down in the dirt where you belong! Be thankful you got away with a mere banning and a confiscation of posting rights, if this treasonous heresy continues i shall, in addition, confiscate your head!
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Banned for not recognizing the difference between treason and heresy, attempting to exert authority over a free state, threatened regicide, and not studying history: the last person who tried to do that ended up being shot into the sun.
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Banned, down, down you filthy peasant! *stomp* *stomp*
I refuse to listen to your treasonous heretical treason and all it's lying heresies and treasonous lies! *stomp*
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Banned for stomping on Martian soil, and trying to keep down the free people of New Mars. WE SHALL NOT BE SILENCED!
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Banned for being incorrect; you will be silent when i remove your voicebox!
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Banned for not being aware of vital differences in Martian anatomy.
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Banned because frankly sir, i don't give a damn. I shall simply continue to remove pieces until the remainder is quiet and ceases this heretical treasonous heresy of larsonic treason.
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Banned because you seem to have forgotten that I'm the one that signs your paychecks.
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Banned because you seem to have forgotten that i do this for free.
Let us begin! I shall start with this chainsaw, and that bit there!
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Banned, first I want to show you a little magic trick.
It involves this rather dull rock and... I think the left eye. *The sound of something very hard, and dull being pushed very hard into something far too soft.*
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Banned. Even though that is sig-worthy.
Speaking of which.
Though it has been tweaked. Tell me if you don't want it tweaked.
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Banned because it works better that way.
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Banned because i have plenty of other eyes, and definitively lack the sense of pain.
Also banned because i don't think this is a Martian, what color do Martians bleed? Is it purple? Please say it's purple.
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Banned. I'll show you blood. Go on, glue me to the underside of a desk and raise your hand onto me!
You won't do it! Pooosy!
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Banned for succumbing to the 300-page ban-fest.
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Hey, what do you know, I am completely immune!
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Ninja'd, oh well.
Banned because if you have plenty of eyes, you aren't human, and are therefore XENOS SCUM! Also, martians are modified humans and bleed red a- you just killed my damned plants you bastard!
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Banned for having BLEEDING PLANTS :o
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Banned for making me feel like an idiot.
I just realized that it wasn't until you changed your avatar that I made the connection between your name and a thumbtack.
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Banned because you are an idiot.
Banned. I'll show you blood. Go on, glue me to the underside of a desk and raise your hand onto me!
You won't do it! Pooosy!
Gimme a sec to manifest a hand and i'll do it.
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Banned, your sacred heart of thousands looks like a mummified guy tied up with red ribbon.
Jackrabbit. That is stupid. I'm not going to say that you are, because of the respect I have for you due to;
1 Broly fistbump
But that was stupid.
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Banned because oh god overnight this added 5 pages and there's no telling where it will stop
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Banned: It's never going to stop!
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Banned for ignoring Hammertime.
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Banned for touching MC Hammer
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Banned for dredging up a rather corny joke from the wiki quotebank.
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Banned for witnessing too many bans
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Banned for being new to banning.
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Banned, for banning n00bs.
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B4nn3d 4 1337 5p33k.
(It's like a language, only the purpose is to not be understood!)
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Banned because Leet speak annoys me.
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Banned for the intolerable intolerance against those who sp34k l33tly.
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Banned for not liking leet speak
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banned for liking leet spek
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Banned for bad spelling
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Banned for bad reading.
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Banned for bad badness.
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Bad for banned bannedness.
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Banned for predictability.
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Banned for predictably saying something predictable.
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Banned for not breaking the trend of predictability.
*Squarck*
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Banned for not being Tact.
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Banned for making anotherwise horrible pun into a horriffic pun.
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Banned to stop the puns.
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Banned: How dare you stop the puns!
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^^ banned. banning RAM is a mistake. RAM should be placed near a magnet so he forgets about this thread.
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Banned because we should save the magnets for macs. Especially this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnLbv6QYcA).
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Not Banned: Death to the macs
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Banned for not knowing who the Taggurung is
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Banned for knowing who the Taggurung is.
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Banned for not reading the Redwall series
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Banned for reading the Redwall series.
Read one book, and you've read the whole thing.
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Banned for failing to realize that I have read the Redwall series and know who the Taggurung is. I was just being hypocritical.
EDIT: Ninjad!
Banned for Ninjaing me.
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Banned what's his real name then
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Banned because I said I know not I remember. It's been years since I read it and it's currently at my home home (as opposed to my uni room which is where I am about 3 hours away.)
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Banned: Who wants to read about a wall?
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Banned: I agree with you in a decisive way but I'm banning you anyway.
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Imbecile, you are banned for being an imbecile IMBECILE.
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Banned for repetitive insults.
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You sir, are banned from this area. Move along.
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Banned and shot into the sun, because I can!
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Banned because you can't.
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Banned for a lack of faith.
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Banned for lack of proof.
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Banned for lack of proper scientific backing
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Banned because the lack of scientific backing was actually working in the favor of the person you banned.
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Banned for scientific backing into the case study of the need for scientific backing
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The committee moves to ban Tack. Does anyone second this motion?
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Banned for requesting committee approval on the 4600th post.
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Banned for not playing along!
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Banned, due to lack of interest.
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Banned for stifling the economy.
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Banned for not joining my Marfya.
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Banned because what the HELL is "Marfya"?
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Banned: Mafia?
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Banned, Marfy (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=80)
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Banned: Marfy != Marfya
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Banned. Marfya = feminine Marfy.
If Marfya were in a Final Fantasy game she would have to use a staff, whip, or returning thrown weapon.
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Banned: Ashe, Terra, Celes, penello, Selphie, fran, lightning(supposedly)
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Banned for namecalling.
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Didn't Selphie have a segmented flail? Basically a whip. Or am I thinking Quistis?
Banned for making me think about FF games.
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Banned for thinking about FF games
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Banned for Fing about FF.
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Banned for silly comments.
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Banned for pointy.
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Banned for unholy amounts of salivation.
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Banned for salivation salvation.
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Banned: I didn't think "Salvation" was a banning offense.
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Banned for rules speculation.
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Banned for creepyasfuck avatar
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Banned for awesome penguin avatar.
(Ant)Arctic Gunsmoke!
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Again, banning for a positive.
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Banned for questioning of authoritah!
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Banned for impersonation of Authoriah!
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Banned for over use of Authoriah!
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Banned for Hypocrisy.
AUTHORITAH!
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Banned for sticking where you don't belong.
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Banned for filling up too fast.
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Banned for banning a critical system component.
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banded for being Hexed
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BANNED: PUN
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BANNED: NUP
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DENNAB
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Banned for utter lack of originality.
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Banned for complaining, instead of actually bringing originality to the board.
CHICKEN ZETSUBO
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Banned by food that was marinated in AWESOMESAUCE, thus trumping your originality!
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You sir are banned by the court of law. And bacon.
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Banned: The bacon does not have awesomesauce
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Banned: It actually does.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/reveng13/awesomesauce.png)
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Where is the bacon?
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Banned: INSIDE the sauce.
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Banned because sauce is not made of bacon. Bacon is made of awesomesauce. And awesomesauce is made of CHUCK NORRIS.
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banned for horrific lack of originality.
Bacon comes in the awesomesauce pack, cos you can't have awesomesauce without bacon!
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Banned: Bravo, you get for Awesomesauce packs and Canadian Awesomebacon.
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Banned: Grammar.
Yay! Taste explosion!
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Banned: Oh shit the cat wave is coming. RUN.
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Banned: Awesomesauce + Cat = Awesome catsplosion.
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Banned: See avatawr.
You can submit an appeal on your ban by creating a bukkitsplosion.
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Banned: Hadouken
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Banned: Hadoyastopthis!
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Banned: SHORYUKEN!
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Banned:Tatsumaki Senpukyaku!
(http://members.tripod.com/streetfighter_3/Ryu-shinkuu-huricane.gif)
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Banned: R-U-K!
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Banned for rivetingly Unlawful Knowledge.
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Banned for being Rivetted.
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Banned for non-riveting post. This web-sight is Toady's livelihood. If everyone of your posts isn't bloody Nobel worthy, you don't belong here.
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Banned for that post NOT being Nobel worthy. It was just a complaint for me being not Nobel worthy.
Go get some Nobel in ya.
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Banned for at-tack-ing people.
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Banned by Order of Carp.
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Banned, for the continual same-ness of your avatar.
Make it start pulsing. Or glowing.
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Banned; My avatar will move to the next stage when Double Bluff Mafia begins.
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Banned: I've never played mafia before.
But I'll play if you introduce me to it well. How long does a game often go for?
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Banned for talking in a high-pitched whine.
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Banned: It varies Tack, sometimes games literally last 2-3 days, other times they can go for a month or so.
DB Mafia (http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?topic=44357.0) is probably going to be pretty quick, considering there will be alot of death, although then again it might not be.
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Banned: You win this time... foul scum.
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Banned: I'm the Mod, i always win.
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Banned for winning too much.
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Banned, Neruz. I agree.
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Banned as I know not the meaning of "surrender", or indeed, anything in the whole Su-Te range, and the Aa-Ed, not to mention the Fe-Hi. dictionaries make suprisingly good light snacks.
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Banned for making perfect sense and being a credit to your kind. Die Heu-mahn.
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Запрещено потому что переводчики были изобретены.
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Banned for foreign language.
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Banned: Use a translator
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Banned: Eat my sharp end!
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Banned for not having a safety on that thing.
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Banned - Hypocracy much?
I mean, you don't even know what it DOES.
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Oh i can guess, i can guess. It has a very distinct profile and reacts predictably when stimulated.
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Oh, Banned for TOO MUCH EPICNESS
HI5 HERE TOO
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*Hi 5*
*Kick in the Groin*
*Leg it down the road with Tack's wallet*
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Banned for being far, far too horrible a person.
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Banned:
*Shotgunned Neruz*
*Kick him to the floor*
*Nick Tack's AND Nerus's wallets*
Next
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Banned: You're gonna need a bigger gun.
Also, technically i'm already on the floor, and i lack a wallet, so...
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Banned - Sonearage: Awesome
Banned - Neruz: Not accepting the Awesome Takedown Ultra Super Combo!
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Banned because of using overrated attacks with hard to remember instructions.
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Remote banned because i'm far too busy watching important Animu to ban you in person.
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Banned: Except it! You've been beaten by a girl!
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Banned: Cos I'm a Chauvanist!
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Banned because Sonearage meant to say Accept, but pulled a silly instead.
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Why are you banning me?
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Banned: 'cause he can
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Banned: because your rampant abusing of your banning power makes my stomach walk out the door, throw up, steal my car, and have a night out on the town with my stolen credit card. Yes.
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Banned: Wow, I'm good!
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Banned for taking pride in making my stomach tread a dark, dangerous path that ended with it in a Nicaraguan prison shootout against invading neo-nazi gorillas secretly controlled by an international conspiracy run by dermatologists.
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Banned: wut?
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Banned: lolwut?
Fixed.
Banned because I had to fix it.
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rofllolwut?
Banned because I had to fix it.
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Reply, rofl should only be followed by copter.
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Banned: Arghhhh!!!!
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Banned for not having an avatar.
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Banned: Yes I do
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Banned for having an anthromorphic otter avatar.
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Banned for having an inanimate avatar.
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Banned for having an unknown avatar.
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Banned for having a tacky avatar.
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He did it again!
BANNED FOR HORRIBLE PUNS
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Banned for being ticked about the inevitable...
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I SWEAR... If that ticked is followed by a tacked, I am going to Raeg ALL OVER THE PLACE!
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Banned for being a ... ticking time bomb of rage!
(The final tick of a bomb is actually a "tack" instead. The tone is slightly different. But nobody has ever lived to hear it)
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KA BOOM!
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Banned for excessive use of the Paste command.
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Banned for removing the rights of copy-pasta.
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Banned for advocating the rights of copypasta.
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Banned for a chilling effect on the advocacy of the rights of copypasta.
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Banned for allowing the continuation of the refusal of advocating copypasta.
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Sir, you have been banned, please report to the firing squad.
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Banned for use of firing squad.
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Banned because you are now under house arrest and you are subject to daily beatings for the rest of your life.
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Banned for being naked under those robes.
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Banned: WHat the hell? What robes? I should beat you down with a mango for that!
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Banned for being naked under those robes under that suit.
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Banned: Still no robes. But I do have a tuxedo.
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under that? Nah, too bulky. It'd be robes.
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Alright, its a Wetsuit, but its comfortable!
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There we go. Banned.
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Banned:
(http://brianfeener.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/hammer.jpg)
Hammer beats tack
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Banned for trying to turn this into Picture Fight vol. 2
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Banned because it's already out.
ON A PARALLEL UNIVERSE >.>!
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Banned because I have a reason.
IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE!
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Banned: Oh look a pumpkin
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FROM A PARALLEL UNIVERSE!
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Banned due to disrespecting science with the parading around of vague concepts that may or may not exist (a third, in-between state is also possible), and overuse of caps lock/the shift key.
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Banned. There is no caps lock/shift key....
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Banned: I have five of those.
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IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE!
Was that what you were going for Tack?
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Banned for not appearing in this thread!
What are you doing here Duke?
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I pop in every now and then, I just don't post. And I figured you needed the hand, seeing as nobody else was going to give it to you.
Was I wrong?
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Banned for being in a PARALLEL UNIVERSE.
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Banned for swapping avatars
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Excuse me? I would have no knowledge of what you are talking about. Right, Tack?
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BANNED FOR SWAPPING AVATARS.
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Look at my perfectly highlighted and bloomed face, and my noble golden hat. Do I look like the kind of person to do something that immature?
Look again at the moustache of authority. Would I?
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Yes. Yes you would.
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Banned for not banning
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BANNED FOR NOT!!!
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Banned.
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Banned for not having enough 'y's in their name
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Banned for not having any.
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banned because he is a fool who doesn't realise when he has misspelt "Kashyyyk"
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Sir, how the heck you are a robotic hobo? You are banned for that.
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Banned for being a phantom ninja.
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(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/cnc/images/6/61/LightInfantryGDI_CC2_Cine2.jpg)
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Banned for posting a cool image.
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Banned: Because I think you are only being sarcastic.
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Banned for detection of sarcasm.
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banned. It wasn't sarcasm.
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Banned: For not using sarcasm
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Banned for boring
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Banned for being a sarcasm.
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banned because he is not good enough to be Hard Drive
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Banned for implying that my drive is not hard
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Band
(http://www.honduras.com/sept15/marching-band.jpg)
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Land
(http://www.greenglobe.com/photos/land10.jpg)
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BANNED FOR OFFTOPICTUDE!
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BANNED FOR NOT!!!
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Hand
(http://www.geekologie.com/2007/07/12/soap-hands.jpg)
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Sand
(http://www.freefoto.com/images/33/17/33_17_1---Sand_web.jpg)
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Blanned!
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Canned
(http://www.canned-bacon.com/images/334_Copy_2_of_HPIM0351.JPG)
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Unmanned
(http://i16.tinypic.com/453cgb6.jpg)
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Band.
(http://insiderkeys.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/rubberband.jpg)
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Spanned
(http://htmlhelp.com/~liam/Ontario/NiagaraFalls/RainbowBridge/RainbowBridge.jpg)
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Bland. (ZING!)
(http://misspinkslip.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/applebees.jpg)
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Stand
(http://bilila.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/Laptop_Stand_Only.194122157_std.jpg)
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Banned to end the picture warfare!
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(http://www.seo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/banned.bmp)
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Banned for being a schizophrenic mushroom!
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(http://www.seo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/banned.bmp)
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Banned for self quoting.
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(http://www.seo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/banned.bmp)
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Ban't for double quoting.
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(http://www.seo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/banned.bmp)
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Banned for failing to contribute to the collective.
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(http://www.seo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/banned.bmp)
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Banned for continuing to quote yourself.
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Yeah, seriously dude. No more. Or make it smaller.
Banned.
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Banned for not banning the guy above you, even though phantom's self-quotamid is annoying.
Banned, regarding the failure to cite bannable offenses committed by the above poster, instead forgoing your assigned duties to the purpose of administrating moderation towards a user against which the necessary actions have already been executed.
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Banned for having three links in your sig.
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Banned, for commenting on a person's sig.
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Scanned
(http://www.computerweekly.com/PhotoGalleries/234740/596_30_Preparing-to-be-scanned.JPG)
(Some ancient tard posted a picture under its feet, too. Archaeointernets!)
Edit: The garbage bag behind them is full of other, less expensive mummies.
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... Panned
(http://www.collinsdevelopment.com/images/goldpanning1_255x175.jpg)
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Strand!
(http://www.knittinganyway.com/freethings/step1.jpg)
I had to search strand (meh) fiber (damn dirty hippies) string (EEP!) yarn (all in balls) thread (you can imagine...) and finally thread of yarn before I got a suitable picture so you better be happy about it!
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MANNED!
(http://www.medievaltymes.com/courtyard/images/crusades/first/antioch_defenses.jpg)
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Greenspanned!
(http://badattitudes.com/MT/greenspan.jpg)
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Banned for tempting me towards multiposting.
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RAM just got...
RAMMED! (In a spoiler because this picture is inexplicably HUGE)
(http://www.yorkblog.com/onlyyork/goat_1.jpg)
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(http://[spoiler]http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/5930682/2/istockphoto_5930682-cute-ram-sheep-farm-animal-vector-illustration.jpg[/spoiler])
Banned: Mine's cuter!
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(http://blog.makezine.com/solar_vintage_fan_3col_01.jpg)
EDIT: Had to change the picture because it wasn't showing up.
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Banned wups
(http://www.dreamstime.com/cute-ram-sheep-farm-animal-vector-thumb4960699.jpg)
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Banned because poppies should be worn on clothing not forums.
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LANned
(http://digitalbattle.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/dreamhack.jpg)
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Banned because real lans should take place in the basement of a computer shops and involve porn on a large screen dominating the room. (Kind of like the one I was at over the weekend infact)
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Tanned.
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2008/02/tanned.jpg)
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Banned, tans should be non existent and on pasty white people. (Kind of like my tan infact)
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Demand.
(http://www.mikeonads.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/supply_demand_11.JPG)
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Reply banned, price should remain at 0 whilst demand is a set constant. (Kind of like the meal that I just ate at my catered university accommodation.)
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Banned for having a bespectacled Axolotl as an Avatar
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Banned for ignoring that the Uni is subsidizing your meal, or else part of the meal's cost is assumed in tuition and fees (or other funding the school receives).
Besides, it was probably Grade D Meat - fit for prisoners and students.
(http://www.kimnguyen.org/pictures/bigstockphoto_Architectural_Plan_Drawings_348491.jpg)
(Planned)
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Also note that demand is never a set constant.
Demand is not "what I want" but "what I want and can afford". If price goes down, demand increases because more people can afford it. People who used to want it but could not afford it now enter the group which has actual demand.
EDIT: typo
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No demand is What I want
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Not as economists use the term.
If you're talking about supply and demand, you can't just use whatever definition of "supply" and "demand" you like. Because then you're talking about a completely different thing and you're not even in the conversation.
It's like if a bunch of scientists are talking about physics and you hear the word "mass" and immediately walk up and start jabbering about Christianity. Wrong definition.
EDIT: Command
(http://www.ilovemeow.com/img/mc10188.jpg)
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Brand.
(http://www.imperial-crystal.com/Products/branding-irons/fire-heated/images-fireheated/fire-heated290.jpg)
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(http://www.tajmahalindia.net/gifs/the-taj-mahal.jpg)
GRAND!
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Banned for having a bespectacled Axolotl as an Avatar
It's an Olmman!!!
Also note that demand is never a set constant.
Demand is not "what I want" but "what I want and can afford". If price goes down, demand increases because more people can afford it. People who used to want it but could not afford it now enter the group which has actual demand.
EDIT: typo
But if it is free and always available to a set number of people demand will be constant because it will always be the same number of people who want and can afford it.
(http://www.tajmahalindia.net/gifs/the-taj-mahal.jpg)
GRAND!
Spammed!
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(http://www.tajmahalindia.net/gifs/the-taj-mahal.jpg)
GRAND!
Spammed!
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Rand!
(http://beyond438.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/50-za-rand.jpg)
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Rand!
(http://beyond438.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/50-za-rand.jpg)
Banned for interrupting my spamming!
(Would have spammed faster but the 15 second wait between posts stopped me.)
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But if it is free and always available to a set number of people demand will be constant because it will always be the same number of people who want and can afford it.
But that isn't a function of demand in general. Of course we can institute all kinds of silly rules like monopolies, monopsonies, and other controls like your free meals for students of your uni. But the exceptions like that don't change what demand is, or how supply influences it.
To put it another way, the uni is controlling supply by determining who will get thre free meals. But that doesn't change demand here. Everyone who lives nearby might like free uni meals and be able to afford them. But because of the uni's rules, their demand remains unfulfilled.
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(http://image.funexpress.com/feimg/49_277.jpg)
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BANNED: I STAND against a SPAMMED BAND of BLAND BRANDs!
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Banned for breaking the chain of pictures.
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Banned for failing to ban me!
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Banned for failing to ban MagmaDeath in Soviet Russia.
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Banned for confusing me.
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Banned for being confused!
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BANNED FOR NOT!!
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Banned for not funny
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Banned for not funny
Banned for not funny
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Banned for not funny
Banned for not funny
Banned for quoting the not funny - aw dang it!
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Banned to end the chain.
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Banned, I just pulled a chain.
ON A TOILET! OOOOOooooohhhh!
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Banned because I just pulled a chain on a tamed carp!
Ooowooooough!
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Banned, cos I just pulled a chain on an UNtamed one!
ARRRRRGHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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You're not banned - you're automatically signed up for every forum everywhere. Enjoy the spam!
(http://somacles.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/bertrand-russell.jpg)
(Bertrand!)
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&
(Ampersand!)
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IWUVYOU!
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Banned for using the 'B' word!
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... Banned for pure nonsensical
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BANNED BY THE GRAMMER NAZI. HEIL!
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Banned real Nazis name their child Adolf.
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Banned, real Nazis name their child The Fourth Reich!
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Banned, The Fourth Reich fell apart when we discovered the moon, nobody knows what happened to The Fifth Reich, we're still finding pieces of The Sixth Reich on the beaches of vietnam, and the last known location of The Seventh Reich was at the edge of the solar system, accelerating rapidly.
So we're onto The Eighth Reich now. Although i believe they're currently building that in the Marianas Trench, so it's probably best to go with Ninth Reich, just in case.
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Banned for Nth Reich.
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Verboten: HEIL KAISER!
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Banned for reading too much Mein Kampf in the cafeteria when you should have been out playing.
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Banned for Banning everyone who is now Banned, you banned banner!
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Banned: Those aren't corner pieces!
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Banned for failing to adhere to the dress code. Footwear, capes, and monocles are all required!
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Red cape, goggles, hot air balloon, saber?
Banned for being an improperly dressed gentleman.
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Banned for Rawring
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YOU GANDERED! Banned.
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YOU SLANDERED. Banned
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Banned as part of my Evil plot.
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Banned for smoking a bowl of evil pot.
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Sir, you just got banned Ma'am.
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Banned for typo.
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Also banned for that stupid formal language. Fuck off with it.
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My very good Sir or Madam
I must take upon myself the rare and not at all honorable duty of alerting you to a peculiar and unfortunate happenstance. It has come to the attention of the Board of Regents, Comptrollers, and Moderators that your recent exploits of, shall we say, an unsavory nature have forced them to make a Most Distressing Decision.
Against great argument and with much deliberation, I must assure you, so as not to impugn your credibility and standing as a Man or Woman of Society, it was decided that you should refrain from attendance to any galas, gatherings, balls, or other events hosted or unhosted that are funded or patronized by the aforementioned Board.
Sincerely and with Much Regret,
The Rt. Hon. Rev. Sir Leo Leonardo III, PHD, SMRT, CBT, et. al.
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To Whomsoever it may concern,
I was quite distressed to hear of the recent events which have preluded to having many of my rights of access so dreadfully revoked. Upon hearing this sombre news, I took it upon myself to perform a full inquiry as to the nature of these measures, and the events that predeccessed, and warranted it. However, while searching with the beloved Prime Minister, I have unearthed information as to your recent conspirings against me. Unfortunately, due to my recieving of this information, I have no choice but to exclude you from entering the palace grounds again.
Most Miffed-ly
Thine lord and master Sir Tackswick von Wuldorph Giggenpuffle Biscutbarrel Chamelcock The third.
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Banned. Succinctly.
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FUKING BANED - GO DIE AND SHIT IN YOUR OWN MOTH YOU PICE OF POO YOU SHOOD DIE BECOS NOONE LIKS U AND URE STUPD!!1!!
Banned, Trollishly.
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Banned because you are wrong and need to be corrected!
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Banned: Don't just complain, correct me.
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Banned: don't just complain, correct me.
Banned and corrected!
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Banned and violated!
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vanned and biolated!
And banned!
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Banned for using the prefix "bio". I hate biologists. :D
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Banned for allowing your hatred of bios to overcome your love of logists
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Banned for assuming he loves logists. He hates the words as a whole and since that used part of it he banned for it.
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Banned for bringing thinking into other stuff which shouldn't require thinking.
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Thine lord and master Sir Tackswick von Wuldorph Giggenpuffle Biscutbarrel Chamelcock The third.
Nice sneaking that in. You know the word
is offensive to many.
Banned.
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Banned: [insert long boring, uncreative reason for banning you here]
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Banned by the Ban Mace.
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Banned by the Ban Probe.
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Orbital Ban Strike initiated. You are banned.
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Not that kind of probe. Banned.
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Banned by the ban sledgehammer ;D
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Banned for caramel elk!
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Banned for not knowing that it's an anagram
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Ban cereal, lank man's joy.
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Banned for not picking an avatar and sticking with it.
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Banned for not understanding that variety is the seasoning of our lives.
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Banned for animating an avatar without a Mad Scientist license.
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Banned for operating an unregistered cloaking device.
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Banned for not!
Banned for operating a flamethrower without an arsonist license.
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Banned for teaching cats how to use fire, and ‼Pig Tail Sock‼s, for Evil purposes.
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Banned: Magic missile is not fire! It is raw power, it is magic, it is your DOOOOM!!! Wait, that's still evil...
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Banned for lolcats.
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Banned for pointy.
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Banned for oozing
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Banned for: POWER!
RAM: BANNED FOR NINJA
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Banned for ninjaing me as I was banning a ninja
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Banned for supporting the Ninja menace.
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Banned for not being a ninja menace.
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(http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/7170/doctormcninja.png)
If it doesn't show up, refresh.
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I'm going with "It's blocked". Damn. Although I remember the scene of DrMcninja riding Yoshi now.
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http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/7170/doctormcninja.png
CLick it to see it.
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I see it. Your love of Dr. McNinja saves you from the ban - this time.
THIS TIME GADGET! THIIIIIS TIIIIIME!
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I LOVE IT!
And YOSHI is cool!
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Banned because it is not a well-thought-out ninja name.
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Banned because you opened a trick Ban-in-a-can.
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Banned.
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Banned for banning someone without a reason.
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Banned for banning someone for banning someone without a reason.
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Banned for Hypocrisy.
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Banned for... I'm out. Ban me.
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Ok, Banned for requesting to be banned.
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Banned for supporting Youthanasia
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Banned for not knowing how to spell Euthanasia.
Also banned for failing to make the YouthinAsia joke.
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Banned for failing to specify if you mean youthinAsia or youthinAsia...
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Banned for not realising he meant
youthinasia
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Banned for irresponsible use of italics and a font, lack of punctuation, and a general lack of respect for the law.
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banned
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Oh goodness, BANNED
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It was Euthanasia, with a pun on the word Youthinasia.
Banned for failing to realise that.
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Banned for contemplating killing youths who live on the continent of Asia.
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Banned: Only starving ones which express the wish to die, if you mix the definitions correctly.
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Banned: Do you think it is rad to have Anorexia in Asia?
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Banned for failing to apply the proper warning labels on the word 'rad'.
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I ... what? I cannot dig that.
Banned for not supplying said labels.
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Banned for being a supplier.
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Banned for being a denier!
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Banned. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci_tIL_UPOg)
Damn but I hope that's the right video, I can't use sound right now to check if Wayne actually said "Denied!" in that one...
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Banned.
Next Poster: Permission to ban?
Me: Permission denied
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(http://contour-at-the-movies.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/overruled-logo-0905.gif)
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Banned: PERMISSION DENIED
As punishment, you are to be Court Martialed at 1400.
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Banned for thinking you have any power.
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Banned: Permission Denied, but also Granted.
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Banned for passing up an opportunity to chastise someone for having a Lolcatz avatar.
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Banned: Magic missile > flamethrower
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Banned: Magic hasn't been implemented yet.
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Banned for not realising there are alternate universes with magic implemented.
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Banned: Those universes were DENIED from existence.
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Banned! *Crotch Thrusts* Ye-ah!
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Banned for existence II: This time its personal!
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Banned because you can't stop me! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(http://i38.tinypic.com/20uvdxl.gif)
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Banned for forcing me to endure such pathetic maniacal laughter.
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Banned for not liking Mr Burns.
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Banned because Mr. Burns sucks. Oh! Burn (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IncrediblyLamePun)!
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Banned for linking to TVTropes.
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Banned for not linking http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?action=post;msg=866217;topic=37811.4935;sesc=c6d0d15c1251d12c86403690e5806b73 (http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?action=post;msg=866217;topic=37811.4935;sesc=c6d0d15c1251d12c86403690e5806b73)
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banned for crappy link although it was funny
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Banned for broken link
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Banned: what link?
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Banned for not knowing who Link is...
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The one you posted that doesn't show up. Banned for questioning it.
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Banned because the spiders behind your eyes told me to.
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Banned because those dang spiders don't know what they're talking about.
yes we do
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Banned for having spiders behind your eyes.
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Banned for having cats on you mind.
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Banned for adopting a caged turtle and letting it ride around on your head.
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Banned for assuming that I have a head!
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Banned and denied.
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Banned for being boring and repetitive.
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Banned for being the one who said it.
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Banned for not saying it
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banned because your avatar has "RAWR" in it
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Banned: Whats wrong with Rawring
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Banned because UR DOIN IT WRONG!!
If you RAWR you have to be a scary person, done in chibi animation!
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Banned for nonsensical aproach to memetics.
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Banned: ...
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Banned: ...
Banned for being quoted
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Banned for quoting
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Banned: ...
Banned for being quoted
Banned for quoting
Banned for hypocrisy.
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Banned for misquoting.
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Banned for misquoting.
Banned because he edited his post to make it look like I misquoted.
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Banned because your avatar is a... it's a, umm...
WTF IS THAT THING ANYWAY
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Banned because your avatar is a... it's a, umm...
WTF IS THAT THING ANYWAY
Banned for insulting Vester's amazing artwork.
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Banned because wanting to know what it is, isn't an insult.
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Banned for the Lolcat Avatar. What is this? 4chan?
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Banned because yes.
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Banned for worshipping cosmic horrors. The less tentacly, more slimy-feathered with co-existing appendages ones...
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BANNED FOR NOT!(http://roberthood.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/cthulhu.jpg)
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Banned for using a repetitive and degrading banning reason.
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Banned for being the one who said it.
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Banned for using that lame excuse for a ban again.
thatguyyaknows avatar is an olmman with glasses on. (I think)
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Banned for mercy!
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Banned for possessing mercy. The blood god knows no mercy, nor do his slaves!
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Banned for bothering with the boring old blood god...
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Banned by Armok's wrath.
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Banned because Armok was too busy betraying you to stop me!
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Banned for complains about Armok (May We Shed Blood For Him)
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Banned for bleeding in public.
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Banned for not bleeding in public
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Banned, for thinking public self harming is good.
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Banned: It's STILL raining!
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Banned because it's not raining blood!
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Banned because actually it is!
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Banned for arguing.
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Banned: It isn't raining now
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Banned for being unable to place a worthy caption under your avatar.
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Banned: Your not Nickabrick
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Sorry but I have to. You're banned for mispelling Nikabrik.
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Banned: :P
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Banned for overusing smileys!
Everyone knows they shouldn't be used.
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Banned
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Banned:
:) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
:) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
:) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
:) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
:) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
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Banned: Please report to the nearest police unit for beating.
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Banned: phantom = master chief
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Banned for inflating Phantom's ego.
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Banned: Meh
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Banned: Master Chief does NOT say "Meh".
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Banned: Master Chief says "Derp"
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Banned: No, my rank is not Master Chief Petty Officer, its 1st Lieutenant.
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Banned because the 2nd lieutenant feels like he never gets a chance.
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If you are a 1st lieutenant, your name must be Johnny 117.
Wait... or Spartan 117.
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No No, I participated in the Phalanx Program, and my codename was Spector 21, or Phalanx 21.
And the 2nd Lieutenant, Phalanx 44, already has many chances, heck he was my team partner for a lot of missions.
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Banned for not banning.
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Banned: Now time for something completely different.
HI BOB!
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Banned for Monty Python.
Wait, no! Unbanned for that.
Banned: I can't hear you because that suit makes your voice all muffled.
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Banned: Whats is your name?
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Banned: What, is your quest?
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Banned: What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow?
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Banned: African or European?
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Banned for dangerous language.
(African female with a limp)
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Banned becuase you havn't seen the Holy Grail (My favorite Monty Python).
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banned because its way past your bedtime
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Banned becuase you're wrong (it isn't 5:30 yet) (here)
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Banned for not taking in the relativity of time when banning someone else.
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Banned for forgetting about Quantums.
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Banned for dragging complicated Theorums and Science into a sily thread on banning for silly bans.
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U-U-U-ULTRA BANNED!
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Banned: !"£$%^&*(){}[]:;@'~#<>?/.,|\
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M-M-M-MONSTER BANNED
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Banned for <POST: REASON <X>>
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Banned for broken code, you'd rarely see the colon there and the code would assume "reason" is the first argument if anything.
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Banned for being Leo Leonardo.
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Banned for being...
[Insert overused statement here]
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Unbanned: Thankyou.
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Banned for not having PMed me yet today!
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Banned for expecting a visit from the Prime Minister every single day. What if the Queen woke you up every morning? Too special.
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Banned by the leader of Sealand.
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Banned by the Walrus and the Carpenter
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Banned by the avatar of the god of repetition and tedium.
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Banned: ↓ ↘ → + P
HADOKEN!
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Banned: ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A Start
The Ultimate Code
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Banned: Control-Escape Alternate-FunctionFour
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Banned: Ctrl-Alt-Delete.
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Banned: Ctrl-W
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Banned: for scarring children's minds.
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Banned: I need sympathy. I was chased home by a mob of boys on BMX's with knives
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Banned, banning is a form of sympathy right?
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Sympathy is the one where you wish the bikes were faster, right?
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Banned for not banning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¬!!!¬!!!!!!!!!"!!!¬!!"!""!"""!"""""
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Banned for not bringing all the boys to the yard anymore.
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Banned because we will all be Vesterised eventually. Even you!
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Banned because I want Vester to draw me a zangoose now. :)
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Banned because the best zangoose would be drawn by Jack_Bread.
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Banned for using an underscore in the process of banning someone.
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Banned for _underscoring_ my use of the underscore.
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Banned for not wearing a bra over those udders!
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Banned because we can't tell your gender olm man/woman.
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Banned for expecting olms to show you their gender-defining parts.
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Banned: BLOODY MURDER!
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Banned: non sequitur
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Banned: BLOODY MANSLAUGHTER!
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Banned: you can't spell BLOODY MANSLAUGHTER without "laughter"!
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Banned: BLOODY ASSASSINATION!
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Banned for haunting this thread. What a maroon!
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Banned for insulting Maroon.
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Banned for defending it!
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Banned for not defending it
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Banned for defending it's defense.
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Banned: All your base are belong to us.
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Banned: Do you ever leave this thread? You need to go outside or something, man.
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Bann- Oh fuck this.
Fuck the world.
Fuck life.
Fuck death.
Fuck everything.
I don't even think life was ever supposed to exist.
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Banned for emo.
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Banned by emu.
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Banned: Both of you, go away. NOW.
Seriously, what the hell with the lolcat, and YOU probably stay here more than any other thread,
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Banned for oppressing the natives.
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(http://www.sbceo.k12.ca.us/~vms/carlton/Renaissance/conquistador4.jpg)
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Banned, for having a crisis. Go read my post, watch something beautiful, and come back in a better - (or worse) mood.
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Warning: Dr.McNinja quoting.
Banned cause this is NIIINNJAA!
Vengeance night!
You're a doctor,
But you killed us all,
And the time for revenge is RIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGHT!
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Banned,For not mentioning that they are
NINJA ZOMBIES FUELED BY PURE HATRED
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Banned for making me go off into horriffic Gigglegasms.
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The winter was long and hard, and they were forced to ban tack
and there was much rejoicing.
(yaaay)
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Banned because I don't recognise you!
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Banned, because the above quoted monty python. Or something which monty-python quoted.
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Banned for abusing avatars.
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Banned by the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
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"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall be rendered unto smithereens."
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banned: you forgot to do any actual banning
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Banned by the holy hand grenade: 1, 2, 3, BOOM
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Banned for failed quote. You forgot 5.
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Yeah the grenade doesn't boom on beat 4. People who play Battlefield or Enemy Territory (Wolfenstein, not Quake, which used the name much later) know this.
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Banned for not banning
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Banned for banning!
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Banned for banning!
Banned: ...
Banned for being quoted
Banned for quoting
Banned for hypocrisy.
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Banned for overuse of quotes.
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Banned for overuse of quotes.
Banned
for
underuse
of
quotes
.
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Banned for smug.
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Banned after several weeks of orbital bombardment.
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Banned because its 1:24am.
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Banned: It's 8:30 PM in Ohio.
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Banned, Its 7:05 in California
Or 3:05 GMT
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Banned because it's 10:20 in south carolina.
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Banned because wherever you are, it's HOWDY DOODY TIME (http://www.doodyville.com/)
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Banned becuase that's creepy.
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banned for no avatar.
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Banned for fascism.
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Banned for monarchy.
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Banned for demanding sacrifice.
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Banned for not giving me sacrifice.
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Banned for bleeding everywhere.
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Banned: I walked home from school with bare feet today ;D
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Banned for employing caramel elks
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Banned: It's an anagram
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Banned: give us the original text
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Banned: Why?
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Banned because otherwise we will ban you!
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And because we want to know!
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Banned! For not banning!
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Accepted.
Yes!
I accept you. As a human being, as a colleague, as a fellow Internetian, as a friend. I choose to not exclude you for arbitrary reasons.
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Banned for cat.
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Banned: Annabelle Mary Jackson
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And here I thought Michael Jackson named his kids all things like Blanket and Kaleidoscope and ShamWOW.
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Banned: I. HATE. GODDAMN. FRICKEN. CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Banned because they hate you too.
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Banned: No one asked what your opinion is.
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Banned: That banning reason was well below power level nine thousand.
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Banned for also being below nine thousand.
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Banned for meme usage.
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Banned for not retorting in a most amusing and Intelligent manner.
You silly bugger.
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Banned for insinuating buggery
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Banned for changing your avatar...
Again
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Banned for having an avatar with unreadable text.
(Seriously, what is that?)
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Banned by an army of marshmallows.
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Banned for not making those marshmallows into S'Mores!
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Banned for abusing sugar.
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Banned for suggesting that sugar can be 'abused'.
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Banned for being insensitive to the plight of abused sugars everywhere.
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Banned for sugar rush.
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Banned for consuming seven bowls of SugarRAMS in chocolate milk.
The worst part? You didn't stop there. Each bowl featured several spoonsful of sugar poured on top. You sat gazing at each little masterpiece topped by a rapidly-milk-soaked cone of sugar before diving in.
At the seventh bowl you pushed your spoon away and stated that today, you had eaten enough sugar.
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Banned: yum
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Banned: Predictable
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Banned: Predictable
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Banned: Predictable
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Banned: Predictable
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Banned: Predictable
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C-c-c-combo breaker!
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C-c-c-combo breaker!
Banned for breaking the quote pyramid
Banned: Predictable
We shall rebuild! The new one shall be dual tipped.
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banned: no, we won't.
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C-c-c-combo breaker!
Banned for breaking the quote pyramid
Banned: Predictable
We shall rebuild! The new one shall be dual tipped.
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C-c-c-combo breaker!
Banned for breaking the quote pyramid
Banned: Predictable
We shall rebuild! The new one shall be dual tipped.
NO!
... Banned for making me contribute to the quote pyramid.
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C-c-c-combo breaker!
Banned for breaking the quote pyramid
Banned: Predictable
We shall rebuild! The new one shall be dual tipped.
NO!
... Banned for making me contribute to the quote pyramid.
Banned because no one forced you to.
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C-c-c-combo breaker!
Banned for breaking the quote pyramid
Banned: Predictable
We shall rebuild! The new one shall be dual tipped.
NO!
... Banned for making me contribute to the quote pyramid.
Banned because no one forced you to.
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Banned: Quote pyramids are not and were not ever funny.
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Banned for failing to point out how wonky it was and that it would probably have collapsed soon anyway. Probably crushing an orphanage on the way down...
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But think of a three-pointed quote pyramid ... it may take the lives of many laborers to build, but well worth it.
Banned for lack of imagination or drive to complete senseless megaprojects. It's positively un-Dwarven!
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Banned for thinking that an honest dwarven project could be above ground, except for tiling over the sky to defeat the sunlight forever!
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Banned: who says pyramids have to be above ground!
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Baned: That was a horrible movie. D:<
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Banned: What movie?!
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Banned for seeking enlightenment!
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Banned for not enlightening me!
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"Enlighten Me."
*shoots you with fire*
(http://www.baxaart.com/artchives/Yuri/initiate_all.jpg)
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Banned in flames...
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Banned for not banning in Magma.
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Banned for advocating the use of magma by everyone. Non-dwarves will be burned to death, and subsequently there will be nobody else for the dwarves to use magma on...
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Banned, the elves breed like rabbits. they'll be back.
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Banned: Rabbits(and elves) do not breed while covered in MAGMA!
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Banned: They do if I turn their HOMEOTHERM up.
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Banned for advocating a world in which elves do not burn.
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Banned because you have released The Thing form captivity!
Oh god civilization will be conquered and assimalated by it, do you realize what you've DONE?
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Banned for not letting me ban RAM for saying that you can't turn it back down.
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Banned for conspiring against me!
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Banned for not conspiring against me!
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Banned for falling into my trap and being banned!
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Banned for falling into my trap and being banned!
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Banned for taking too long and allowing me to prepare a ruse that tricked you into being banned by your own trap!
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Banned! For being a mastermind.
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Banned for being inconvenient.
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You are banned MAR.
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You are banned motnahP.
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You are banned sfnfkjhlasdfjihbgjinahbisdbgkjndjgdfgnlsdhngkngfbbnlksdlngjidfnosdnph.
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Banned for failing to aspire to anything greater than Phantom...
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Banned: I've just been reading Midnight Sun (Edward's point of view)
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Banned: Twilight sounding.
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Banned for sounding off.
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Banned: Blargh.
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Banned for wasting food.
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BRANNED.
(http://scienceblogs.com/worldsfair/upload/2007/01/raisinbran.jpg)
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Banned for allowing this crud to reach 300 pages.
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Banned: it's 346 pages
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Canned, wait a I mean fanned, damnit, BANNED!
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Banned for being a fag
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ASLAN'D
(http://l.yimg.com/au.yimg.com/i/tv/sunrise/0807/310708_lion_table_john_rendall_wide.jpg)
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Banned because you're supposed to BAN people in this thread.
WITH CAPITAL LETTERS! (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Ptitlegf1u3pozudh8?from=Main.ThisIsSparta)
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REMAND
(http://chicagoist.com/attachments/chicagoist_kevinr/judge.jpg)
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(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b341/BigfootFilms/frying_pan.jpg)
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Banned: this is not picture fight, nor is it a pun-war.
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Banned for pp!
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Also Panned was already used before, but the picture was panning for gold which was pretty awesome.
And:
Banned for abbreviation!
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Banned for haunting birthday cakes.
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Banned for mentioning cake.
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Banned for burning the cake!
Burnt cake... How can magma fix this problem?!
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Banned for missing the classics. No man, no problem...
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Banned: But the cake is still burnt...
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Banned because the burnt cake now wants to be a burnt cake.
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Banned for not reading the first post.
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Banned for wrongness! Of course I read the first post, there was some sort of example or something, and they didn't ban anyone, and there was someone a while later who go was surprised when someone who was banned posted again, I don't know, it was a while ago...
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Banned for elaborating.
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Banned for "Banned for elaborating."
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Banned for lolcat avatar.
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Banned for inappropriate levels of music appreciation.
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BANNED! For lack of musical appreciation.
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BANNED for being a lovely city in Jordan and the location where the Holy Grail is kept by an old dude in a roomful of cups.
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Banned for revealing state secrets.
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Banned for wanting the state to keep secrets!
He's with the Conservative Crime Squad! Quick, everyone press F and shoot him!
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Banned for being with the liberal crime squad!
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Banned: Silence you Conservative/Moderate.
Phantom shoots at Dragnar with Gauss Rifle!
Dragnar is hitin the head 1 time (s).
Dragnar says something profoundly about Jesus, then dies.
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Banned: I have a wobbly tooth
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Banned, you have an agressive-looking avatar.
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Banned: No it isn't
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Banned for having an avatar that looks like it is celebrating due to all the snacks that it has just met...
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_BTWdN-zdo38/SvmgdOVXzNI/AAAAAAAAB4k/WbeDVCk7-GA/RAWR%21.jpg)
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Banned for not spoilering such a large image.
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Banned for trying to spoiler my fun!
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Banned for a sub-par pun.
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you are banished from these lands.
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banned for discriminating "nese"
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Banned for devouring brains.
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Banned: *fangirl squeal* yay! finally finished new moon! woop woop edward!
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Banned for having tasty brains.
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Banned for having an acronym for a name.
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Banned for choosing poorly, you may now submit to melting to dust in an uninspired stop-motion scene.
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Banned! For sub par special effects!
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Banned: ;D
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_MnixlIUsCes/SxFIH3nlj1I/AAAAAAAAAPg/zciyuDYmbMQ/s912/You%20are%20BANNED.jpg)
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Banned for not making sense
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Banned: That's the point
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Banned: what the Hell?
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Banned: Precisley
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Banned: I feel like hell
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Banned for feeling like hell.
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Banned: You can have my feeling of hell
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Banned for showing everyone all the stuff you were looking at.
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Banned: I have even more open!
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I have 15 unique tabs open at the moment, including 3 from Rock, Paper, Shotgun and 3 from TvTropes.
I ban you all for not having that.
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Banned for mentioning TvTropes (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HomePage) without linking
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Banned: Your pitiful tropes don't affect me. Unlike you, I am not addicted to TvTropes.
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Banned for weakness!
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Banned: Who says that is weakness, you weakling.
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You lack of determination is clearly a weakness, and you have been rightly banned for it! Twice!
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Banned: So says the weakling.
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Banned for denying the horrible, life-destroying powers of TvTropes!
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Banned for saying it has any.
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Banned! For watching TV.
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Banned: Wrong one.
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Banned so I can call you Fantom!
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Banned: Screw you MAR!
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Bantom!
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Baaaaanned for bad pun.
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Banned for dodgy 'a' key.
Seriously, get that fixed.
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Banned for having a key, and for getting people fixed...
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Banned for willfully misinterpreting.
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Banned for smug grin.
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Banned for nirg gums!
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Banned for girg nums.
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Banned sum forrn gig1
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Banned: Did you spill water on your keyboard?
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(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f357/swallis21/youarebanned.png)
Banned for being WAY TOO LONG JESUS
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Banned!
MWAHAHAHAAA ... HAH HAH HAAHAA HAHAAAAAAAA
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Banned for getting banned almost every second time.
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Banned for thinking you could hide you true identity simply by adding mie! We're onto you HAL!!!!
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Banned for deception, Thatguyyaknow.
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Banned, who is this Thatguyyaknow that you speak of?
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Banned: You murdered Jreengus the kobold and took his identity!
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Banned: You're not real!
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Banned: It is inevitable Mr. Sonearage.
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Banned for namecalling.
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Banned: Alright MAR.
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Banned: User does not mix with forum games.
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Banned:
Crap, I should run.
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Banned because you aren't.
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Banned: Silence Olm.
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Banned: Silence ghost.
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Banned for not explaining your name.
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Banned: I thought it sounded cool (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleOfCool)
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Banned for troping.
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Tanned for roping.
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Ran for topping.
(http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/5976/fatkid.jpg)
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Banned for not including the entire yellow square.
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Banned for not continuing the word modulation.
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Banned because you just care too much.
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Canned becuase you must boo touch (ing)
What spoonerism.
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Dennab. Ih Eimlah
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Banned for using banning to say hi backwards.
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Dennab: hgarlb
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Banned for operating mecha armour while naked.
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Banned: I'm wearing a wetsuit under it.
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Banned for lying.
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Banned for trying to look in my armor. Gay arsehole.
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Banned for assuming he/she is a guy.
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Banned because I logged in.
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Phantom Banned:
That is inevitable Mr. Sonearage
for Pete's sake I'M A GIRL!!!
RAM banned: So am I
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Banned for not looking at my wetsuit...
<.<
>.>
Yeah... Can't really wear anything under a Tack... Especially when you are a Tack.
Note to all, I'm not just a hard, pointy, and annoying but useful appendage.
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Banned for leaving out rusty and blunt.
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Banned: I oiled it
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Banned for, erm,
so near age? son ear age? reason age? a gear nose? a one rages? being greasy...
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Banned: For being stumpted
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Banned for sonic raging.
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Banned for melodic maniacal melodramatic mirth.
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For having such a small "avatar".
IFYKWIM ;)
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Banned: WDYCYAILTGUK :P (No I did not make it up off the top of my head)
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Banned: WDYCYAILTGUK :P (No I did not make it up off the top of my head)
Banned because I think that means:
Why (did/don't) you change your A--- I--- L--- That Guy (Ya=You=U) Know
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Banned: Yep though the other letters were 'avatar i like'
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Banned: He changed his name, not his avatar.
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Banned for arms folded
(http://imagecache5.art.com/p/LRG/27/2780/ELTTD00Z/gjon-mili-portrait-of-artist-pablo-picasso-arms-folded-across-bare-chest-at-his-home-alone.jpg)
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Akigagak banned: Meh
LeoLeonardoIII banned: wut?
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Sorry there wasn't a picture on google image search of a dude folding his left arm under right, starging grimly, WITH a santa hat on. Next time I will do better.
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Banned for assuming that you will get a next time.
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Banned for losing info when turned off
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Banned: Who are you!? This name is unfamiliar!
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Banned for fearing the unknown!
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Banned: Ignorance is bliss.
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Banned for overdosing.
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Banned: You can't have too much of a good thing.
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Banned for being an Anachrist!
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Banned: What's an Anachrist? Is it the name of Jesus' true form?
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Banned for not understanding the message from Allah, he is greeting as all through that post.
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Banned for receiving messages from Allah; your kind inspire flame wars. And in extreme cases, wars of flame.
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Banned: since when is fire a problem? (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KillItWithFire)
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Banned! Killing with fire is cruel.
shoruke, we don't start wars, we end them. :P
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Banned for ending war!
Think of the poor little defense contractors! Starving and shivering in their mansions. Diabolical!
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Banned for diabolical contracts.
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Banned for being randomly accessed.
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Banned, cause I liked your older avatars better
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banned for crossing the street
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Banned for... something...
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banned for not banning him for lying and not having a funky hat!
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Banned for not noticing his hat!
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Banned because i'm jealous i don't have a hat
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Banned: You don't even have a body!
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He could just add a hat as his avatar.
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banned for not banning the guy who banned me
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Banned for suggesting having a hat as an avatar and thus preventing me from doing it.
Banned for not being important enough to ban.
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Banned for making banning me a secondary priority.
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Banned for delusions of grandeur.
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Banned for grandeur of delusions!
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Banned: So you mean that you banned him for the Magnificence of Delusions.
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Banned for trying to hold me to account!
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Banned for refusing accounting.
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Banned for supporting accounting.
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Banned for, apparently, really liking pie.
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Banned for, apparently, really liking music.
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Banned for not incinerating your hat
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Banned for haunting birthday cakes.
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Banned for escaping you lunatic!
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Banned because the pixel keyboard cat played you out.
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Banned: I shall smite the keyboard cat with my fire!
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Banned for running with burning scissors.
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Toward a burning pig tail sock.
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Banned for beholding the almighty pig tail sock with unworthy eyes!
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Banned for presumptuously assuming YOUR OWN EYES are worthy!
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Banned for assuming ANY eyes are worthy!
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Banned for carrying the joke too long. Too stale!
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Banned for going moldy.
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YOU ARE BANNED FOR BEING RANDOM ACCESS!!!
( Random Access Memory )
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Banned for choosing poorly. And double banned for implying that I get accessed randomly! In fact, make it a triple!!!
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Banned for bad grammar.
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Banned for wearing a pink tutu skirt last Sunday.
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Banned: you were NOT invited to that party
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Banned for lack of coolness.
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Banned because everyone keeps making the "randomly accessed" joke.
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Banned: I'm not :P
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Banned: Bypassing a ban and now claiming you were never banned in the first place.
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Banned: I was never banned in the first place :P :P :P
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Banned for lack of clothes on smilies.
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Banned where is the clothes on your smilies?
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Until you are so nude (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04112002) (is SFW)
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Banned for not banning (very german)
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You say you vill come to vork at NINE TVENTY and here it is NINE TVENTY VON und you are laaounging around sipping coffee like ze French!
YOU AHR BANNED from zis factory. BEGONE!
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Banned: As I said; very german yah
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Banned for being aware of the possibility of any entity possessing any characteristics!
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Banned for capricious reasons
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Banned for the fun of it!
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I swear if I didn't need every able body, I'd BAN you! Just for the fun of it!
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Banned for keeping able bodies.
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Banned for not getting the reference to a 1990 video game I found in a demo CD when I was a youngster.
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Banned for keeping references against their will!
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Banned for banning me!
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Banned for random access!
Banned for posting at 5:34:08 PM!
Banned for ninjaing me!
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Banned because it's not 5:34 everywhere.
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Banned because I almost woke up at 5:34 this morning.
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Banned for almost waking up too late!
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Banned for advocating a lack of beauty sleep.
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Banned for stealing the first post of page 360.
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Banned because it has my name on it!
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Banned: You scrawled your name on it after you stole it.
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He stole.
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Banned: Failedtoban.
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Banned for posting on my page!
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Banned: it will be repossessed soon, you will have to leave or face another ban.
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Banned: Oh, hello there. I am the Repo Man. So I am just gonna take this thread here and hand it over to the Baron...
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Banned for working for the baron. NOBLE LIKER. BURN HIM.
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Banned: Crap! They're rebelling against Baron Aqizzar! Murder them! I'll get the Ban Cossacks.
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Banned for having a pitchfork thrown at you.
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Banned: Cossacks, Charge.
All those who have disobeyed Baron Aqizzar has been struck down.
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Banned: You shouldn't strike people down it isn't polite.
Phantom cancels support baron, dangerous terrain.
Phantom has died in the heat.
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Banned: That was one of my identical comrades.
BKWM has been restrained.
All the remaining members of the rebellion have been hunted down and killed.
They will never see the non-monarchy/non-democratic Utopia they wanted to see.
There is no hope. For them.
The Bay 12 citizens are now safe.
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Banned: I'm Hungry.
Also, red being inherently superior to purple, I win.
Don't ask how it all happened too fast.
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Banned:
Goddammit.
(http://i44.tinypic.com/9uadll.jpg)
That was the Baron.
We voted for him.
He is not like a DF noble.
Your revolution was all in vain.
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Banned: That hat doesn't go with your armor.
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Banned: it absolutely does!
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Banned: Frag.
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Banned for painting your pink armour.
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Banned for not liking his painted armor.
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Banned for liking tan.
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Banned for using a username that's shorter than four characters.
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Banned for using a generic ILikePie name that is getting old imo.
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Banned for tasting like ham.
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Banned for knowing that people taste like ham.
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Banned because I can!
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Banned for going over a hill at a gradient beyond your specifications.
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banned for modding your families raw files to thermonuclear 'splode like cats.
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Banned because I hacked your raw files too.
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banned because i don't have raw files, i am hardcoded.
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Banned for cheating!
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Banned for being serious about a game that is actually reality in a ridiculous way.
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Banned for confusing me
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Banned for becoming confused
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Banned for stealing my confused!
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Banned because I stole your confused.
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Banned because I want it back!
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Banned for giving me the confused by saying you want to be confused.
ʇɥǝɹǝ,s ʎonɹ ɔouɟnsǝp qɐɔʞ
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Banned for having a small avatar... (innuendo intended)
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Banned for standing between me and my confused!
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banned:Make a new one
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Banned for hog, ash, as, has, gas, gash, and if...
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Banned because those are not reasons.
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Banned because all reason is a product of my imagination, and it says that I have reason to ban you!
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Banned for being the first poster in 3 of the last 4 pages.
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Banned for getting on my lawn!
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Banned: You stole it.
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Banned for letting someone steal your lawn.
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Banned because possession is 9/10ths of the reason my head is spinning around.
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Banned because the other 1/10th was burned and filtered through water.
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Banned for suggesting that I require filtration!
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Banned becuase you do.
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Banned for honesty!
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Banned for not constructing additional pylons.
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Banned by the ZERG RUSH!!!!!
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Banned by the Terran Marines. And Raynor.
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Banned by the 106th Fluffy Wambler Cavalry
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Banned by Urist McAdventurer.
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Banned by Urist McHero.
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Banned by Elfy McLikestrees.
And their pet elephants!
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Banned by a magma trap.
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Banned because said trap flooded your fort.
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Banned for not using whip traps.
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banned for making whips
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Banned for not using exploding booze traps
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Banned: booze doesn't explode.
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banned for wasting booze on testing this
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Banned for strange, possibly pornographic name
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Banned for his senselessly violent name. There might be children reading this, you know.
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Banned for discrimination against dwarven culture.
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Banned for implying that Dwarvern culture includes dying horribly to magma.
That is ELVEN Culture, Not Dwarven.
Dwarven culture includes killing elves with magma, not the other way around.
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And leaving the trees strangely intact for future harvest.
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Banned for for selling dwarven syrup biscuits.
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Banned for not buying cat biscuits.
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Banned because the
Hammerer Bannerer likes cats!
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Banned for not realizing that means the Bannerer also likes cat biscuits
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Banned: I don't have any cats :P
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Banned for making your cats into cat biscuits.
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Banned for knowing what cat biscuits are!
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Banned: For not
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banned for failing to participate in the thread game properly, and thus invoke the ire of the elder gods
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Banned for not invoking the Elder Gods (May They Devour Our Souls Painlessly) properly.
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Banned: If anyone can read my mind, I'm screwed
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Banned because I got a call from a place called Ril Yeah or somethingtelling me to do so.
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Banned: No! Don't do it! Please I'm begging you! Waaaaaaaa :'(
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Beaned: for being a sissy
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Banned: That's perfectly acceptable about girls :P
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Banned: YOU FOOL! RANDOLPH CARTER IS DEAD
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Banned for mixing kittens and elf children in a vat of magma and calling it soup.
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Banned for badmouthing the Wednesday Special!
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Banned for limiting soup to one day a week.
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Banned for not realizing elves and children in magma is also the special on other days. And besides, every day there is a special soup. Tuesdays is Turtle in Sewer Brew!
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Banned for making my head hurt with overcomplications.
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Banned for not stocking aspirin in your aspirin stocking!
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what?
Also banned for head-banging
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Banned for- AAAAARGH! MY EYES! UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!
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Banned for being silly, stop it.
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Banned for not being silly.
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Banned for being an important event in Kobold history.
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Banned for abusing the lightswitch privileges.
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Banned for having a nickname that reminds me of a ninja turtle.
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Banned: For watching ninja turtles
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Banned for NOT watching ninja turtles! They were bossanova!
...
Chevy Nova?
...
hrm.
EXCELLENT!
AWRIGHT!
etc etc
So banned.
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Banned for posting more than 1 line of text, we don't approve of alien geometries on this thread!
Well, no more than is required to earn our 'mad scientist' badge...
And maybe a little fun on the side, but more than 1 spatial dimension is risky, and the insurance won't cover it...
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Banned for posting more than one line of text!
Also for implying we have badges!
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Banned because you aren't worthy of knowing about the badges.
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Banned:Human Kind
Cannot bear very much with reality.
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Banned for lazy quoting.
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Banned for bothering to read this.
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Banned for posting so bloody small.
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Banned for having a number as a name.
(Pie = Pi * e =8.something.)
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Band fo maf!!!
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Banned for spelling.
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Banned for lack of spelling.
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Banned for not spelling enough. We need longer bans!
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Bnd.
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Banned for not having enough willingness to write a complete word, for occuring and for not stating a reason.
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Banne: Becaus yo kno tha yo i wan t.
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B&
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Banned for the greater and greater dearth of characters in the many bannings in this tread, leading to an eventual post containing no characters at all, which would therefore ban no one.
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Banned for giving people ideas.
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Banned for small-text sorcery.
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I outdid even RAM. Right when he was posting? I did not post! Thus I added nothing, which is far less than RAM did by playing up the joke.
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Banned for comparing yourself to royalty.
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Banned for being volatile.
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Banned for being inflammable.
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Banned for being silicon-based.
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Banned for breathing a methane-based atmosphere.
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Banned for never remembering anything i did yesterday.
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Banned for remembering anything.
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Banned for being random.
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Banned by tough love!
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Banned by soft love! <3
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Banned for intruding on my page.
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Banned because he is on a different page. I am intruding on your page!
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Banned for not getting the joke.
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Banned due to an obscure rule that forbids foodstuffs from being Evil masterminds.
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Banned for believing in faulty rules. Foodstuffs are only as smart as your average sewer rat, and we all know sewer rats aren't evil masterminds. If they were, we'd be dead by now.
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Banned because foodstuffs are not, in fact, as smart as rats.
Pies cannot navigate mazes. Seriously, put a pie in a maze, see what happens.
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Banned: this does not prove pie is not intelligent, it just has no motivation to go through the maze.
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Banned because part of the test is to put something motivational to the test subject at the end of the maze. Presumably some kind of delicious fruit filling in this case.
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Odd, whenever I leave pies lying around they seem to vanish...
Banned for being thought-provocative!
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Banned because pies lack a method of locomotion, and therefore cannot vanish.
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Banned for ignoring the evidence!
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Banned for ignoring the evidence!
BANNED for using too few words!
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Nuh Uh! You're banned!
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Nuh Uh! You're banned!
BANNED for ditto
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Banned for opposing grey goo.
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Banned: For continuing a game that should have been dead hundreds of comments ago.
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Banned: un-animated keyboard cat
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Banned for using an animated avatar.
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Banned for using a keyboard.
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Banned for bragging about things that are impossible.
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Banned for not using an onscreen keyboard. Damn, typing with this thing is pretty hard.
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Banned for ignoring the speed advantages of ten-fingered keyboard-utilisting typing.
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Banned for being behind the times and not evolving a sixth finger on each hand.
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Banned: That mutation is actually slowly spreading! (only a few families have it for now)
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Banned: 6 fingers? Hah! I had 6 on one hand. Also, I had 6 toes on each foot, and two toes on each are joined together!
You normals disgust me.
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Banned because... I'm actually a cat, and have an octuple-jointed spine. Lacking opposable thumbs (makes it tough to use spacebar), it's actually faster for me to type by facing away from the keyboard.
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Banned for your lies.
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Banned for not looking at my avatar closely enough. It clearly depicts me as a cat.
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Banned for using illegal fighting moves.
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禁止:國家名稱和等級或者被執行。
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Banned for failing to use the proper format.
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禁止使用正確的!
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Banned for falling for it.
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Banned. Because I saw what you did. I know your secret. How could you do that.
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Banned. They're always watching. They know where you live.
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Banned for implying that BKWM lives.
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Banned for being post #5555.
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Banned because that was REPLY, not post, #5555.
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Banned, its both.
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Banned: Which type?
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I prefer B+ but whatever takes my fancy at the time...
Banned for making me use my thinking thing.
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Banned for using your thinking thing.
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Banned: You need to use your thinking thingy to post.
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Banned: You need to use your thinking thingy to post.
Banned for attemting to disprove my reasons for banning someone.
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Banned: You need to use your thinking thingy to post.
Banned for attemting to disprove my reasons for banning someone.
banned because your reasons have been disproved.
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Banned for posting just before I did and not capitilising
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Banned for attempting to corrupt others without the aid of punctuation.
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Banned for misspelling 'correct'.
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Banned for gramatical nazism.
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Banned: For mentioning nazism
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Banned for stiffling freedom of speech.
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Banned for invoking your right to freedom of speech.
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Banned for written speech.
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Banned for written speech.
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Banned for righting speech.
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Banned for wrighting speaksh.
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Banned for assassinating a beverage!
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I did not kill that fo'ty your honor it was Zeke what did it.
Banned for baseless accusationings!
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Banned for reversing your own polarity!
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Banned for having no polarity to reverse.
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Banned for judging me!
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Banned for judging someone for judging you
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Banned for being the most annoying creature in all of tamriel.
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Banned for being banned!
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Banned for circular reasoning. You just created black hole. (OSHI-)
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Banned: It's still snowing!
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Banned for lying. It hasn't snowed for over 12 hours here.
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Banned: It snowed 8 hours a go here
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Banned: It never snows here. We get hail. >:(
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Banned: We hardly ever get hail here ;D
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Banned, of course not, its an iternet forum we just plain don't get weather here.
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Banned for living on an internet forum.
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Banned for hypocrisy.
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Banned for having a carnivorous potato attacking you.
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Banned for being a space marine.
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Banned for no longer being a guy I know.
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Banned for implying I had a sex change.
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Banned for implying you didn't
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Band for implying implements.
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Banned for Trainspotting. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trainspotting_(film))
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Banned for linking to The Other Wiki (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Wikipedia?from=Main.TheOtherWiki).
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Banned for trespassing in the Union Of Rick.
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Banned because unlike Batman, rick cannot breathe in space.
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Banned for thinking that Batman can breath in space. Batman may be able to hold his breath really well and speak using waves of awesome...
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Banned for thinking that Batman cannot breathe in space. Everyone knows he can.
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Banned for inappropriate and frightening avatar, as well as inappropriate use of Defocus.
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Banned for stating that you are a disciple.
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Banned for discriminating against disciples.
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Banned for cultism.
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Banned: I am not a disciple lordnincompoop is, besides, what if I were a disciple of SCIENCE!
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Banned for scientology.
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Banned for sacrilege!
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Banned for accusing me of being religious.
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Banned for thinking that it matters.
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Banned because you made it matter.
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Banned for taking my spot.
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Banned: Alright, stop banning each other. Give other people a chance.
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Banned for being no fun
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Banned for distributing thermonuclear pogo sticks to minors.
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Banned for not distributing death to everyone on earth. We got a deadline to meet!
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Banned for being shortsighted.
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banned for using punctuation
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Banned for leaving your shin exposed that close to a punk!
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Banned for being a silly goose and targeting shins.
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Banned for having opposable heads.
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Banned for having none at all
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Banned for Sacrilege!!!
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Banned for spamming in Forum Games.
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Banned for denying me my spam!
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Banned for denying his denying your spam.
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Banned for denial.
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Banned.
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Banned...
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Banned for using an ellipsis!
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Banned for no- nooooooo noooooo-ooooo-oooo... Banned for being different.
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Banned for being...
...special...
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BANNED FOR HATIN' ON THE SPECIAL KIDS
WINDOWLICKERS!
UNIIIIITE
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Banned because the glue told me to.
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Banned for not watching Garfunkel and Oates.
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Banned for omniscience.
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Banned.
Now time for something completely unrelated.
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Banned for slavishly quoting Monty Python, in defiance of the innovation and creativity that made them good in the first place.
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Banned for stating the glaringly obvious.
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Banned for glaring at the obvious.
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Banned by Mycroft Holmes. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mycroft_Holmes)
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Banned for making a reference
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Banned by an entire town (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelmshaven).
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Banned (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banned).
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Banned: YOUR BAN IS OVERRULED.
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banned for trying too hard.
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Banned for not trying hard enough (capitilization).
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Banned for misspelling "capitalization"
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Banned becuase I dont care if I did or not.
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Banned for not trying hard enough.
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Banned for copying my ban on you >:(.
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Banned for futile resistance of irony.
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Banned for meh.
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Banned for incoherency.
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Banned for heresy!
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Banned for disheresy!
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That's not worthy of a ban.
Muted for creating a word.
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Banned for muting.
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Muted for banning.
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Buted for manning.
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Manned for butting
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Banned becuase that sounded so wrong.
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A bend fog mint run.
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Verboten: Ich mag auf Deutsch schreiben.
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Banned because YOU'RE A NAZI!
(btw I have a German family name, I get this all the time...)
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Banned for racism.
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Banned: It's wrong to ride little girls, no matter how much they look like a broomstick
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Banned: Pedophilia is always the way ahead
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Banned for messing with clinical disorders and serious felonies. They are not to be laughed at. >:(
I actually don't have a very strong stance against or for either of those. I go for the neutral side in debates, excluding a few that I do care much about. Sexual crime and paedophilia is not among those I care about.
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Banned for being too neutral
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Banned for not agreeing with neutrality
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Banned for taking Sides
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Banned for not being on a mission.
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Banned for thinking that.
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Banned for knowing what I was thinking.
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Banned for trying to build helmets to keep out the mind-reading internet strangers
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Banned for paranoia.
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Banned for not being paranoid!
~looks behind shoulder~
"NOOOO!" ~bang~
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Banned for adding action to your post
@Ram Banned for thinking I am not on a mission.
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Banned for 'a mission on a mision on a mission on a mission on a mission on a miss...'!
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Banned for creating a paradox
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Banned for believing in life beyond paradox.
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Banned for not having an avatar.
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Banned for the same reason.
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Banned for being adverse to hypocrisy.
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Banned:agblahashgashbsdg.
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Banned: gabbagabbagabbagabbaheeeeeeeeey
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Banned for faking it.
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Banned for giving it... wink
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Banned for innuendo.
Side-note: It has been scientifically proven that tinfoil hats do not work. If the bottom were sealed too, then it may work as a rudimentary Faraday cage, but as that would entail decapitating ourselves and planting our heads within those capsules, it is an idea that not many welcome.
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Banned for resisting progress!
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Banned for seriously believing that decapitation is a valid method. You may use it on yourself, but not on the rest of us. Some of us want to live. :P
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Banned for makingme podt at 2:00 in the morning
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Banned for weakness!
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Banned for not being HUGE
AND NOT HAVING HUGE GUTS
Ban reason 2: CANNOT RIP AND TEAR
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Banned, little people have feelings too y'know. :'(
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Banned: I bet I'm littler than you :P
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Banned becuase he said you have feelings, then you ban him.
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Banned for lack of understanding
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Banned: Blargh.
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Banned: Gulag
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Banned for incoherency.
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asgfdg safgfdg asdgsfdg
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Banned for incoherency.
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;ogfbooaudbbofdnbfuaHYVDAGVFAUGBKLbjsifbfAPIOBGHBDN HG
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Banned for gross incoherency and severe misuse of capital letters.
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fnfafognoaNNFDNFFN dnfingdooapfgbiugybhiubdy8a
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Banned for not banning.
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Banned for not banning.
Hey how are you. Looking good there Dragnar. Anyhow must run before I go one last thing:
ld. Yup, you Dragnar are bald. everyone knows dragons don't have hair.
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Banned for not accepting that baldness is cool.
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banned as a sacrifice to me.
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Banned for vanity.
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Banned for causing indigestion.
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Banned for eating cliff racers, an important soon-to-be-endangered animal. (how could they not be at the rate they die?)
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Banned for... touching my heart.
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Banned for exposing your heart.
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Banned for not letting the surgeon do the heart transplant. There goes 2/4 of your blood. Oh another fourth...
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Banned for continuously (yes) stalking this thread
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Banned because everyone knows you just go here to waste your time and heighten your post count.
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Banned for hypocrisy.
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Banned for having a post count.
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You are banned for posting about his post count.
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You are BANNED! For reminding me about the thread title...
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Banned because this thread has the third highest number of replies.
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Banned to get it closer to second!
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Banned: what is second?
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Banned for not knowing what the second highest topic is.
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Banned because I've been awake for 24 hours now!
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Banned for being naughty.
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^^ You're banned because I've been busy and now I'm not and you're still here.
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Banned for inchorencyocity.
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Banned for looking like a humanoid Cliff Racer
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Banned for not
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Banned- You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce.
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Banned for stealing Christmas
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Banned fo being a swearing whistle
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Banned for hearing the sound of snow! I want snow...
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Banned- I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri rock. I need scissors! 61!
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Banned: Wut.
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Banned: precisley
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Banned for making my granola bar have some funny purple fuzz on it
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Banned for being a helpless forum user and being unable to ban me first.
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Banned you- FROM THE INTERNET GRAAAVE- for banning me.
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Banned for spelling GRAAAAAVE with only 3 As
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You are presumed banned after weeks of orbital bombardment.
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I am rubber, you are glue.
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Banned for being sticky.
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Banned for hypocrisy.
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Banned for banning.
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Banned for recursion.
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Banned: OMG NO SPOILERS????
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Banned for spoiling spoilers for me.
Now I can't walk. Thanks.
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Banned for locomotive inability.
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Banned for (do not click the spoiler if you are epileptic.)
(http://images.imabearmeow.com/horror/uboa.gif)
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Banned for giving me epilepsy. Video games are now forever inaccessible to me.
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Banned for being unable to play video-games including dwarf fortress
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Banned! Merry Christmas!
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Banned for merrymaking.
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Banned by Santa's command.
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Banned for following orders from the Red Despot.
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Banned because you forgot he is also an alien who has sworn vengeance on a rabbit.
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Banned for being naughty.
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Banned for ignorance of sexual deviancy
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Banning by asphyxiation.
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Banned for needing to breath, unlike Batman.
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Banned for believing that Batman doesn't need to breath. Obviously Batman is required to breath in cold weather...
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http://www.shortpacked.com/d/20050131.html (http://www.shortpacked.com/d/20050131.html)
Banned for lies and deciet.
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http://www.shortpacked.com/d/20050131.html (http://www.shortpacked.com/d/20050131.html)
Banned for lies and deciet.
Banned for linking to a webcomic to support your arguments.
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Banned for linking to a post that links to a webcomic that links to an ad.
((clearly, batman being able to breath in space does not prove that batman does not need to breath, it just means that batman doesn't need to breath 'air'. batman is obviously required to breath in cold weather in order to dramatically represent the cold weather...))
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Banned for derailing and comic fandom.
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Banned for doing something that you knew would get you banned.
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.dennaB
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Banned for a joke that has already been made.
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Banned for failing to take this seriously.
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Banned for being lazy.
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Banned for failing to realise how much effort that post took.
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Banned for lying by implication,
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Banned for spoilering the wall o' words.
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Banned
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Banned For Banning.
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Banned for recursion.
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Banned for banning about recursion.
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Banned for being banned!
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Banned for being bland.
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Banned for being grand.
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banned for being canned.
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Banned for being (un)tanned.
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Banned as a reprimand.
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Banned, just banned...
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^ FEEP, feep feep feeeeeep! :o ^
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On the other hand you are banned.
Also double ban for killing rhyme.
Triple ban for not banning.
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Because binary is for noobs.
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You sir, ARE BANNED!
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Right back at ya.
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You sir, are PROHIBITED FROM THIS THREAD!
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(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s160/p0ke_me/no20u.jpg)
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You sir, are PROHIBITED FROM USING THAT CRAP!
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Banned from eating it.
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You sir, are PROHIBITED FROM BEING ALIVE!
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Ha! Banned for not realising that RAM is actually undead!
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You Tradanbattlan, are PROHIBITED FROM STAYIN ALIVE!
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It is of no matter! The undead awaaaaits!
Yaaaay, eternal torture!
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BANNED!
(http://i47.tinypic.com/10wpc3b.jpg)
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Banned for nearly Zombierolling me.
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Banned because the song is I Will Survive.
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Banned for following your own advice.
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Banned for being counterproductive.
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banned for being tacky.
Also, Mistakes Were Made ftw.
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Banned for making me ban you.
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Banned for blaming me for banning me.
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Banned for the good of humanity.
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Banned for being six times as pointy as Tack.
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Banned for discrimination. Spiked, cubical aliens have feelings too!
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BANNED!
(http://www.mistakes-were-made.com/istrip_files/strips/20070403.gif)
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Banned for javascipt:void(0), retard. It shows up in the bottom left of the window in Firefox.
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^
Banned for the conformist use of santa hats.
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Conformist? I was one of the first. And I added the hats to the avatars of a few other people.
Christmas is over, so this one's going bye bye soon.
Banned for only ever posting in FGaR.
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^
Banned for sigging something from a community fort.
(Whats FGaR?)
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Banned for being ignorant
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Banned for being in the same community fort as I.
(Florida Government Accountability Report?)
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Banned for too many legitimate ways to pronounce your name.
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Banned for using too many of the same letter in your name.
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Banned for using too many of the same letter in your name.
(4 a's?)
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Banned for a highly witty reason which I'm not going to tell you.
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Banned for not telling us.
How rude.
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Banned for daring to call me rude!
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Banned for being rude.
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Banned for hypocrisy.
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Banned for having a synonym for feces in your name.
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Banned for ignorance of the fact that nincompoop is one word. You obviously haven't been in the UK.
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Banned for claiming to be a lord.
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Banned for being tasty with lemon.
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Banned because you don't have as much skill as this guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWbj7FYEi3M (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWbj7FYEi3M)
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You are banned because your name sounds like a reference to pokemon :o
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Banned for not realising it is, but with the first two steps in reverse.
Hurray for /v/.
Inb4 "banned for visiting 4chan"
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Banned for Es'Rever!
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Banned for RAMming people, in the face, with bulldozers, while one fire.
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^^^ banned for not defending aiur
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Banned for not capitalising aiur!
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Banned for ending your scentence with an exclamation mark!!!
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Banned for incorrect spelling.
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Banned forr corectt speligns
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Baned foer enkorkt splellons
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Bnd 4 uncroct spooling
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Browned four insect spilling
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bNedD orF cinCtr sePliNgloR
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This ban comes from a guy I know and love. His name is
ZALGO!(http://insertcreativity.com/x/src/125477192591.gif)
Z̷̭̖̲̯̘͇̼̞̹̈̾̐A̶̱͓̔̓̂̕͢L͓̫̪̗̻̫̯͛ͥͩ̍́G̏̿͏҉̧͎͍̼O͑͌̅̎ͦ͜͏̡͓̖ ̧̠̮̫̙͉͆͒̆͗̈́Z̴͈͓̠̹̖̿̌̃̓̈̏̔A̴̴̲͇ͪ̓ͬͪ̔L̶̵͎̦̬̰͑͗̐̀̓̉͌̑̓G̷̮͇̯̞̪͚̬͍̰͊̊͞O͕̻̞̯̳͊͒̃̒ͣ́͘͢ ̴̴̢͙̲̌͊ͭͭ̔Z̦̭̯̿̏̚͢A̴̢͔͔̲͎̠͔͖͙̼͊ͭ̇́͢L̴͖̣͔̬̠̓͋͐́G̴̳̦͊̽ͩ̉ͩ̈̈́O̻̲͍͇͙̣ͩͥ̓͋́ ̡͎̗̗̒͒͒ͩ̈̿̋̔Ž̸͓͚̩̙̜̹̜̈́̊͢͝Ã̧̘̭̼̬̭̲̃̽ͥͭ͠L̴̛̖̥͒̏̒ͯ͠Ģ̴̩̟̱̫͕̹̿̇ͩ͗̾ͤ͗̓͡O̫͚͎ͣ͑̀ͅ ̶̙̥͉̿Z̙̰͚̳̞̜̜̲̽ͭ͛͡Ȁ͙̪̼͕͓͖̿͐ͅL̢͐ͮ̎̓ͮ̇̽҉͎̤G̶͔̞̩̤̬̀̽͛̽̀̒ͧͯ͜͝O̹̱̝̗̘̿̓̽͊̌ͨ̀
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BANNED FOR NOT!!!
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Banned for fucking up to many fortresses.
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Banned for your incorrect grammar implying that Barb has sex with fortresses.
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Banned for putting that picture in my head
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Banned for making me look up and see what you were talking about
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banned for plagiatarising google.
Lol. wait. what?
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Banned for failing to plagiarise English.
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Banned, I'm sorry for that.
And this one too.
Really sorry
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Banned for apolgising! And because I'm listening to Tyr right now!
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Banned for pronouncing it as tear instead of tyre.
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Banned for omnipotence!
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Banned for negation!
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Banned for the disturbing anagrams of your name.
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Banned for having none.
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Banned for not realising he has the most disturbing anagram of all.
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Banned for making accusations!
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Banned for not understanding the acccusiations
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Banned for lacking bliss!
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Banned: What the hell! It's Januarary the 1st over here!
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Banned for being so slow.
And for keeping my up past 3AM...
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Barned
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Bend
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(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_MnixlIUsCes/SzzcP0_h8VI/AAAAAAAAAaQ/WUkSfB5-gtE/rawr.siggy%5Bs%5D.jpg)
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Banned for toking.
(http://www.chiffandfipple.com/startrek/picard2.jpg)
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Banned for posting a picture of Picard not facepalming.
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She said "OY! You can't ride on the grass!" And then all her clothes fell off. I could see everything. I saw it all.
(http://blog.ginchen.de/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/kirk_picard.jpg)
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Banned for seeing it all. You perv.
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Banned: For not knowing quicker
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Banned for knowing too much of quicker.
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Banned cause you should be enjoying the end of the year. I know I won't
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Banned for not telling us why.
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Banned for caring about it.
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Banned for breaking my window.
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Banned because the Second Lieutenant did it, not me!
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Banned for passing the buck.
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Banned for harassing the ducks.
(If only we could have gotten this to 400 before the end of the year. Alas.)
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Banned for being an annoying-nvm.
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Banned for being bite-sized.
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Banned for STILL NO AVATAR, GEEZ.
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2688/4232296649_03d9280424_o.jpg)
Don't worry, the forum will re-size it on it's own.
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Banned for exposing me to maps.
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Banned for blindness.
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Banned for sight.
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Banned for blight.
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Banned for sh**e
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Banned because that doesn't look like a word I know that you censored
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Banned for having an avatar of a rather disturbing event.
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Banned for a ball holding a sword.
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/Ezimodnar/theesismywepon.png)
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Banned for pissing me off. Every single day.
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Banned for pissing everyone off, every single second.
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Banned for always making me think that all of you think that one day I should sleep and never get up.
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Banned for being lazy and not getting up
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Banned for being active!
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Banned for the same thing?
And I ban the next person if they call me a hypocrit!
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Banned for being a hypo-spray
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Banned for being a hippo.
And for ninjaing.
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Banned for getting ninja'd, ya slow punk!
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Banned for not stopping to smell the roses, and waking up in a ditch several hours later...
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Banned for not realising it was opium, and you smoked it.
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Banned for having three "t"s in your forum name.
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BANNED FOR NOT!!!
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BANNED FOR THE SAME THING FOOL!
AND I SHALL BAN THE NEXT PERSON FOR SAYING ANYTHING THAT VAUGELY SOUNDS LIKE HIPPO OR PHROHIBITED.
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Jeez, banned for having such huge text.
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Banned for not being small enough!
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Banned for unreadable text.
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Banned for not being small enough!
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Banned for quoting yourself, you hypnohippo!
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Banned for nonsensical insults!
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Banned for still having a Santa hat on your avatar.
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Banned for not posting in my CYOA!
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Banned for believing that it still exists!
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Banned for incompetence!
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Banned for STILL not posting in my CYOA!
Yeah...
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Banned for trying to get me to post in your CYOA!
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Banned for making me feel bad :<
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Banned for not providing a link for people who want to laugh at your sadness.
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Banned for not being able to laugh simply at the concept of sadness.
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banned for laughing at the concept of sadness and not indulging in it
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Banned for substandard grammar!
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Banned for subsuperstandard grammar.
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Banned for conflicting prefixes.
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Banned for being a nincompoop.
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Banned for using unnotdisreal words
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Banned for using a triple negative.
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Banned for making me feel doubleminusgood.
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Banned for not even making sense.
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BANNED FOR NOT KNOWING DOUBLESPEAK
AAGH
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Banned for not using the proper syntax:
DoublePlusUnGood.
While DoubleMinusGood is acceptable currently, in the next version "Minus" will be replaced by "UnPlus" and it will be speechcrime to continue using it.
Thank you for your obediance.
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Banned in the name of proper english.
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Banned, in Simlish.
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Banned for having something in your sig that hasn't been updated in ages.
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Banned for exacerbating my pain!
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Banned for not shutting up and getting on with it.
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Banned for changing your avatar to something cooler yet not as funny
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Banned for ignoring the sign.
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2609/4107899813_b4d4928749_o.gif)
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What sign, "do not touch kitty?"
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You're banned for "Do not feed the kitty!" sign blindness.
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Banned for warning people of dangers
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Banned for heedless
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Banned for not being spontaneous
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Banned for not planning
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Banned for being boring
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Banned for your robotic nature, which will one day lead you to forsake the human race, and also your hobo nature, which will mean your reason for doing so is a bottle of fortified wine.
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BAnned for being Third
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Banned for being two hundred and thirty fourth.
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Banned for repeating bits of your name within your name
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Same to you, _obo_obo___!
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Banned for noticing things that should not be noticed
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Banned for seeing things nobody else can see, doing things nobody else can do!
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Banned because we should be on Page 400 right now and we aren't
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Banned for also noticing that too!
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Banned for noticing that I notice stuff.
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Banned for attempting recursion
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Banned for using words that I don't know the meaning of.
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Banned for ending on a preposition. Er, actually that isn't really a bad thing, it's just that one scribe dude back in the day thought it sounded bad so he made a rule against it. And now we're stuck with it! I see no reason not to.
So I guess, not banned! Excellent!
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Banned for letting me win the thread before we got to page 400
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Banned for inventing a scale to measure the extent of a robot's homelessness.
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Banned for accusing me of doing stuff I didn't do.
Srs: WTF?
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Banned for using an abbreviation other than BBQ.
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Banned for occuring.
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Banned for 234ing.
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Banned for previously being Thatguyyaknow. (apparently)
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Banned for not recognising my wonderful avatar!
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Banned for jumping to conclusions! (actually, I did recognize it, but I didnt recognize the name, so I looked down and poof - "previously Thatguyyaknow". How long have you been Jreengus, anyway?)
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BANNED FOR ALSO BEING SURPRISED.
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Banned for claiming to be a god.
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Banned for not believing him!
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Banned for not believing him!
Banned for posting after being banned.
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Banned for not realising that that is the objective of this thread
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Banned because I want to post first on page 400
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Banned- as if that would happen
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You sir, are BANNED!
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Penultimate ban.
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Banned by the Spanish Inquisition.
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Superabsolute Trumping ban attack!
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Ultimate Ban.
...
Dang it.
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I lost that one because the forum kept saying it had only been 15 seconds since my last post, even though it was definitely at least 30 with all the failed attempts.
Well done, RAM.
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Banned for questioning the forum.
THE FORUM IS ALWAYS RIGHT
and also, W00T page 400!!
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Banned: It is the citizens duty to question their government and forum!
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Banned for being a libfag!
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Banned the Government does not need to be questioned
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/CLASS/130-126~Big-Brother-is-Watching-You-Posters.jpg)
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Banned: It is the citizens duty to question their government and forum!
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Banned for quoting yourself
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Banned for previously stating we are at page 400!
I have more posts per page than you. Im only at 120.
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Banned, I never stated it, I predicted it.
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Banned for pointing out my failures!
How could you? :<
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Banned! Cuz I joined! Also banning the guy below me cuz I'm leaving! I just won the game! The game all you just lost!
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Banned for making me lose the game...
How could you? :<
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Banned, Easily
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Banned for letting me get to my page 121.
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Banned, I don't have a clue what your talking about
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Banned for not realising that I got the 6000th post in this thread.
Okay, I might stop for a while.
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Banned for stopping.
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banned for not encouraging him to stop
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Banned for encouragement.
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Banned for being of the who when and the what why.
Explanation of the page 121 thing:
(http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj155/Manifold121/page121.jpg)
(Look at the top left)
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Banned for trying to provide a detailed explanation.
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Banned for trying and failing to provide an explanation.
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Banned, Isn't it the same page count for everybody?
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Banned for not going into your own profile, and going to "Forum Look and Layout"!
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Banned for playing with your profile in public.
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Banned because you sit in the computer all the time.
Yes I know bad puns are bad
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Banned for doubting the pure majesty of the pun!
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Banned: It is the comedians duty to question the majesty of the pun!
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Banned by Pun-Pun!
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Banned by Dum-Dum
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Banned by Yum-Yum (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozqfOzqMvlQ)!
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Banned by Fun-Fun
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Banned.
Because we care
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Banned because we don't.
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Banned for caring enough to speak the truth
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Banned for admitting it is truth.
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Banned for arguing with the truth
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Banned for being a lying liar who lies about the truth.
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Banned: You know me. It's the Truth.
(http://thevisiblestrand.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/16_aw_the-truth.jpg)
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Banned, I don't trust you
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Banned for being distrustful!
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Banned for seeing the obvious
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Banned for running such a delicious forum game!
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Banned, I wouldn't say I ran this thread :P
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Banned for not realizing what I mean, you caveman!
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Banned: All hail Shzar!
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Banned for [MAGICAL_HEADWEAR]
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Banned for [MYSTICISM_INTOLERANCE]
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Banned for making LeoLeonardoIII cry.
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:'( He did
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Banned for crying!
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You are safe form banning, make LeoLeonardo cry more...
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Phantom is awesome and we all love him!
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Banned for sarcasm
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I don't see any sarcasm! I am being totally honest.
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Banned for WTF man
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Banned forr posting in this thread
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Banned for an extra "ARRRGH, MATEY"
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Banned, that cat was always gonna attack you, why did you do it?
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Banned, the real questions is, why can't I stop doing it?! :-X
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Error 404: Ban not found
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Error 403: Ban Forbidden
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Banned because the voices told me to.
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Banned for listening to the wrong voices
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Banned for not realising that it's only one voices
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Banned for using midi and poor quality voices.
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Banned for having a m in your sentence
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Bammed for makimg me muse mamy Ms!
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Banned for having several m's in your sentence
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Banned for predictable dialogue and AI
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Banned because I only want to be a real boy.
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Banned for being stuffed with fluff he's Huesoo the Hare, Huesoo the Hare
etc.
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Banned for being in first of the five stages of grief.
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Banned: I AM EVERY STAGE OF GRIEF Muwahahahahaha
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Banned because of keeping me up all night!
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Banned: I am also every stage of Insomnia
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Banned because I'm stressed and need release
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Banned for being a stressed rooster (I could say that differently but this is nice company)
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Banned for EVERY SECOND POST FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
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Banned- C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERR
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Banned to let you recover.
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Whew. I needed that.
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Banned for failing to ban someone.
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Banned by the anti-ninja crime squad.
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Banned for being a pirate crime squad.
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Banned for bad and old puns
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BANNED: for no puns.
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Banned for bolding your text.
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Banned for not underlining your text.
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Banned for comformity.
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Banned for comfort.
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Banned for disallowing comfort
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Banned for putting cold, starving, naked cavemen in danger!
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Banned for having feelings for a caveman!
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*Virtual caveman
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Banned for not banning me.
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Banned for being part of the Caveman operation, also I'm not the one putting them in danger, they never had to cross the river.
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Why did the caveman cross the river?
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Cause of the storm
Banned for derailing this thread
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ug, me ban you for ... for ... you be bad man!
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Banned for banning me for no reason.
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Banned for banning a banner of bantopia in the province of banworth!
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Banned for attempting to enter Banworth without a valid bannport!
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Banned for not knowing I have my banpass!
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Multipass.
(God why do I always go back to 5th element for my references)
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Banned: Sir, have you been drinking today?
DUI: Driving under the influence,
If you drive drunk, you will be caught.
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Banned for over-complication
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Banned for fighting for Crimea even though you're a caveman.
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Banned, Cavemen are awesome and I believe Crimea lost her wonderful cause because SOMEONE didn't get the fuck on and attack that Town over the border
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Banned: The person was planning to attack that town when he gets his tanks.
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Banned, you started off with tanks.
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Banned: I was waiting for the Heavy Tanks from France.
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Banned, You never needed them anyway
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Banned. This game is not supposed to be a conversation
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Banned: this game is not supposed to be anything in particular.
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Banned, you're talking to me
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Banned.
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Banned for weakness!
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Banned.
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Banned for perpetual Weakness!
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Banned.
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Banned for perpetual Weakness!
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Banned.
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Banned.
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Canned.
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Danned
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Phantom: Yes, my name is Daniel.
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Me: Haha seriously?
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Phantom: Yep.
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Leo: Awesome mine is too
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Phantom: Holy crap.
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CCCCC- Combo breaker!
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CCCCC- COMBO RESTART!
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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
AGAIN
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CCCCC- COMBO RESTART!
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Banned: C-C-C-COMBO KILLER
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Blargh!
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You gotta ban. For that, you are banned.
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BlarghBan!
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MAKE IT STOP!
MAKE IT STOP!
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You are banned for yelling.
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I withhold my ban, for the situation is understandable.
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Banned! Scum! Only mafia would withhold their ban.
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Doublebanned- I needed to release that pent up fury.
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Banned for OMGUS.
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Banned for using Mafia terminology outside of the designated area.
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Banned because it was still an OMGUS.
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Banned, for wasting yet more of toady's bandwidth on adding to this pointless topic
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Banned, you are sane. Sane people that don't make or break combo's don't really belong here.
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Banned: Don't make me bring back the pyramid!
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Banned for making a threat and for being an incorporeal creature!
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Banned: Thats it! Here comes the pyramid!
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You are BANNED.
For pushing me too far!!!
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Banned for making one hell of a quote ziggurat.
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Oh lawd my eyes! My cool done run out! :-X
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You are BANNED.
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Wow.
Anyway banned for not banning.
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Banned: It says banned way at the top.
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Banned for missing the point.
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I'm intrigued by the thicker lines every dozen or so.
*Extends a telescoping metal pointer*
*tep* Here, *tep* here, and *tep* here. As you see they go all the way around. What is so special about these quotes in the pyramid?
*Folds pointer together with a click and leans in*
I suspect, gentlemen, that the original architects must have encoded a message in their constructions. I have a slide prepared ...
*lights dim*
*projector turns on*
*Pulls out handheld slide controller*
As you can see, when we enhance the image, over and over, it resolves into a simple mathematical message.
It says "you are banned."
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AAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAARFGH!!!!!!
Banned for cruel and unusual banishment...
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Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became uncertain that you're right for this forum.
You really don't fit in, and I think it's best we just ban you.
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
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Banned for longwindedness.
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Banned because:
Now this is a story
all about how my life
got twisted upside down
and id like to take a minute
just sit right there
ill tell you how i became the prince
of a town called Bel-Air
In west Philadelphia
born and raised
on the playground my momma said
most of my days
chilling out, maxing
and relaxing all cool
and all shooting some b-ball
outside of school
when a couple of guys
they were up to no good
started making trouble in our neighborhood
i got in one little fight and my mom got scared
she said your moving
in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air
i whisted for a cab and when it came near
the license plate said fresh
and had dice in the mirror
if anything i could say that this cab was rare
but i thought nah, forget it
yo home to bel-air!
i-pulled- up tp a house about seven or eight
i yelled to the cabbie yo home, smell you later
looked at my kingdom i was finally there
to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air
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Banned for not realizing what a Reverse Bel-Air is.
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Banned for reading the whole thong before deciding to ban it.
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Banned for weading mai mand!
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Banned for having a mand!
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Banned: Waitwhat.
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Banned because its properly snowing outside.
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Banned because its 37 degrees (celcius) here.
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Banned for reminding me.(it was probably closer to 30 degrees here but my sense of temperature has basically given up at this point...)
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Banned: It is snowing outside!
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Banned: It is snowing outside!
Banned: It isn't snowing outside!
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Banned because it hasn't stopped snowing for the last 18 hours here.
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Banned for hogging all the snow.
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Banned: Don't get upset. They might have snow but we have beaches (you're from Aus right?) and surf. and bogans.
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Banned because we have beaches too, within view of my window in fact.
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Banned because I am too sentimental.
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Banned for beating me to the ban of thatguyyaknow. The beaches can't be pleasant though, at that temperature and probably can't compete with aussie beaches.
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ummm, ban...
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Banned, for uncertainity.
Phantom will bring back the piramid because of you!
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Banned for encouraging him
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Banned for predicting the future
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Banned for not going to my super awesome text adventure!
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Banned for using this thread to promote your text adventure.
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Banned, some of use are humble about it :P
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Banned for making a cool plot twist!
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Banned for breaking the fourth wall.
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Banned for still not going to my awesome super interactive text adventure!
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Banned, it wasnt a plot twist, that shit happens in the wild
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Banned for making me realize "That life in the wild is so cash"
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Banned for watching Animal Planet in your biker outfit
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Banned- Discovery Channel has more shows about animals than Animal Planet does.
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Banned - I can be forgiven because I don't watch TV
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Banned for replacing television with cats.
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^Banned because i don't like cats
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Banned for not liking cats.
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Banned because I also don't like cats.
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Banned. See my previous ban for reason.
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Banned because I don't like dogs.
Banned for ninja!
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Banned- I am not a ninja, but a post pirate. I sail the digital seas in my comfortable rolling chairboat.
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Banned because I am a Naval Air Petty Officer and just shot an AGM 12 Bullpup onto your chairboat, which is hit below the water line and capsizes in digital water.
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Banned IN THE NAME OF ARMOK!
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Banned for going AWOL.
That, and that type of ban is cheap. Be creative.
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Banned for criticizing my ban
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Banned that type of ban is cheap. Be creative.
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Banned for refusing to accept criticism.
Banned because I hate getting ninja'd!!! Again!!!
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Banned for being a hater
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Banned for hating hating, and therefore being a elf!
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Banned for being a hating hater hater
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Banned that type of ban is cheap. Be creative.
You're still not trying.
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Banned for faking it.
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Banned- I wasn't faking it.
:'(
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Banned - Yes you were
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Banned: Banned in the name of Odin. And Thor. And Valhalla. And Subzero. And Reptile. And Scorpion. And Ryu. And Ken. And those generic death animations.
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Banned in the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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Banned that type of ban is cheap. Be creative.
You're still not trying.
Yet again.
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Banned for quoting
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Banned that type of ban is cheap. Be creative.
You're still not trying.
Yet again.
It says banned. Right there. In plain sight.
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Banned because the Great Patapon said so.
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Banned for not proving it
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Banned because you just made the lesser patapon tantrum.
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Banned for NOT making the lesser patapon tantrum
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Banned: Okay, you're being cheap again, now gimme back my 50 bucks.
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Banned: I stole it fair and square!
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Banned:
*Shotgun pumps*
Say that again to the law, son.
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Banned: you're supposed to load it first
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Banned for dooming us all: Now he knows how to operate a gun!
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Banned:
*Takes the safety off the glock*
*Presses the button to drop out the magazine*
*Checks if there are bullets inside*
*Reloads*
*Puts the slide back*
*Shoots Morrigi*
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Banned: No he doesn't. It's a watergun. See: Blastomaster3000!
EDIT: Banned: Ninja'd
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*shoots Halmie with water gun* Banned for being wet.
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Banned: This was supposed to be a hunting mission, dammit.
Pon Pon Chaka Chaka
Pon Pon Pata Pon
Pata Pata Pata Pon
Pata Pata Pata Pon
"Feeeevaaaaahh!"
Don Don-Don Don-Don!
SUDDENLY, RAIN
Sniff me out NOW, Beasts!
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Banned:
*Picks up M1 Carbine*
*Removes safety*
*Presses button to drop out the magazine*
*Checks the magazine for ammo*
*Finds .30 Carbine bullets*
*Reloads*
*Shoots dragnar*
Crap! I was aiming at the Komodo Dragon attacking Tradanbattlan!
*Komodo Dragon bites Tradanbattlan*
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Banned: If you want to play war, I have some cool board games
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Banned: I was trying to save Tradanbattlan from that Komodo Dragon!
You angered it, it hates board games.
RUN.
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Banned for pissing off the komodo dra-
AHHH! It's got my leg! AHHHHHH!!!
*is mauled*
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Banned
Komodo was ecstatic recently.
Komodo has destroyed some board games recently.
Komodo has devoured a fool lately.
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Banned- He was just trying to save m- OH JESUS CHRIST IT'S BACK
AGGGHGHHG
TELL MY CHILDREN I...
LOVE THEM...
*is dead*
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Banned for dying
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Banned: I will do that, Tradanbattlan.
Me: I'm sorry, but you're father is dead.
Children: What!?
Me: He told me to tell you he loves you.
Children: *Crying*
Meanwhile...
Ghost: WHY. WON'T. YOU. DIE!?
Komodo: *Roar*
Crap, Morrigi you just made the Giant Snakeheads (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_snakehead) angry.
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Oshi...
AAAUUUGGGHHH! MY FACE!
*is mauled again*
Banned for getting me mauled
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BANNED FOR NOT!!!
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Banned: Barbarossa, me and you just made the Carp, Great White Sharks, and the African Warlords angry...
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banned for angering the carp! (they already devoured all the other angered species/tribesmen)
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Banned for not capitalizing Carp
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(http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/0/0c/FC2-Deagle-APR.jpg/600px-FC2-Deagle-APR.jpg)
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Banned because i'm going to bed.
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Banned for weakness!
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Banned: Tora! Tora! Tora!
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Banned for being a sore loser.
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Banned for vacationing in a warzone!
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Banned for mentioning war , war does not do any peace , or zones , or wars , or zones , or wars , or zones , or wars , or zones or wars , or zones or wars , or zones or wars , or zones or wars , or zones or wars , or zones or wars , or zones or wars , or zones or wars , or zones or wars , or zones or wars , or zones or wars , or zones or wars , or zones or wars , or zones or wars , or zones or wars , or zones or wars , or zones or wars , or zones or wars , or zones or wars , or zones
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Banned: There still is hope.
There still is hope...
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Banned: You banned the guy that said Elves weren't that bad. He deserves a much worse fate.
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Banned because I typed baned instead of banned!
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Banned for typing banned three times in one sentence including one time when you misspelled it.
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Banned for misspelling baned.
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Banned for confusing me.
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Banned for lying about getting confused. Everyone knows malevolent computers, like you Hal, don't get confused.
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Banned for calling me Hal. I've used Halmie as an alias ever since I spilt water on my keyboard trying to make an account on RuneScape. (Hey, I was 9 at the time and was pressured into it!)
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Banned for overreacting, I would explain it further but it is pointless trying to explain something to someone who is banned...
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Hamie Banned:
Banned for calling me Hal. I've used Halmie as an alias ever since I spilt water on my keyboard trying to make an account on RuneScape. (Hey, I was 9 at the time and was pressured into it!)
I have an account too! I was 9 too! I have the same username too!
RAM banned:...
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Banned for daring to use an Olmman avatar.
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Banned, for not using a bitchslap when the opportunity presented itself
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Banned banned banned banned,
BANANA
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Banna Banna Banna Banna Banna Baneleon. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw)
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Banned for not banning him.
Yes I dare have an olmman
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Banned for liking olmmen
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Banned for not getting a avatar.
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Banned for having one
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Banned for stating the obvious, Captain Obvious.
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Banned for also stating the obvious, Captain Obvious II
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Banned for stating the oblivious.
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Banned for punctuation.
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Banned for making no goddamn sense.
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Banned for caring about sense.
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*Sigh*
Banned for not.
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Banned for sighing
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*Sigh*
Banned for not.
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Banned out.
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Banned in.
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Banned for having your post contain less than 3 words
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Banned down.
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Banned up up and away!
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Banned all around.
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Banned in a colour non darkling people probably can't see.
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Banned for posting in white
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Banned for posting in white
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Banned for posting in white
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Banned for ninjaing me with the exact same post as mine.
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Banned for being ninja'd
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Banned for being RAMs alt account.
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Band for being Akigagak's main account
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Wait, who's alt account?
Banned because im eating mexican food
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Banned because you're not eating Cafeteria Meat and Blood Carrots.
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Banned banned pata banned
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Banned for the sheer hell of it.
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Banned manned fo fanned
Banana fana bo banned.
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Banned for banning musically.
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Fee Fi Fo Fannda
BANNED-AH!
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Bannd for banning excessively cap-y
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Banned for being my Alt account.
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Since when am i your alt? ???
Banned for thinking i am
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Banned for replying to yourself.
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Banned for thinking I was with no evidence.
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Banned for replying to yourself.
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Banned for replying to yourself.
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Banned because you happen to be there!
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Banned for not helping me help Akigagak permanently scar Morrigi for being my alternate account.
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Banned for trying to scar someone.
Double banned for not succeeding.
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Banned for banning the person trying to scar me
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Banned for being a troll
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Banned for making rude accusations
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(http://bookreviewsbybobbie.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/troll.jpg)
Banned for not accepting the truth
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Banned for not spoilering that image.
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Banned for spoilering images
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(http://www.littlegreenfootballs2.com/wp-content/uploads/banned.gif)
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Banned: that's OLD
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Banned: the Cold One
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Banned: That's Twilight
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Banned for confusing me.
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Banned: yeah I'm confused too. Did I accidentally a Twilight reference?
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Banned: Yep
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Banned: oh. My miserable banning ruined!
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WHAT? TWILIGHT?? O_O
Banned for heresy.
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Banned for playing the banning game.
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Banned for being a hypocrite
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Banned for making a personal attack on another forumgoer :'(
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Banned for spoilering a smiley. Why would you do that?!
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Banned for objecting to spoilered smileys.
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Banned for liking smileys.
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Banned for not liking them
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Banned for watching while smileys multiply.
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Banned for replying to yourself.
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Banned for replying to yourself.
Banned for oh man not another pyramid
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Banned for pyramidicatifymagigging.
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Banned for making up confusing new words.
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Banned for not understanding: pyramidicatifymagigging- The process of making a pyramid bigger.
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Banned for posting when you knew it could only result in a ban.
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Banned- Irony is a cruel, yet sexy mistress.
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Banned for being into that sort of thing.
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Banned for banning someone whilst knowing it would result in a ban for you.
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Banned for being conscious.
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Banned for mistaking dreams for consciousness.
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Banned for something or other.
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Banned for banning something or other.
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Banned for fish.
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Banned for eating meat. Probably.
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Banned for being meat, probably delicious.
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Banned for unintended innuendo.
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Banned for inintended unuendo
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Banned for nonsensical ban.
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Banned- I will not eat them, Sam I. Am.
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Banned for Yoda-ing.
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BANNED FOR NOT READING GREEN EGGS AND HAM
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Banned for unlicensed caps lock usage.
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Banned for chickens.
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You're ALL banned for failing to ban enough.
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Banned for not banning yourself
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Banned for the reason you stated yourself.
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Banned to prevent being called a hypocrite .
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Banned for unnecessary double post.
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Banned for IW7834hf*&@#T.
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Banned to be accused of double posting.
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Banned for self-ban.
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Banned for not giving me ice cream.
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Banned for self-ban.
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Banned because I'm listening to the Pokemon Theme Song right now. First season.
GOTTA CATCH EM ALLLLLLLL
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Banned for capturing animals enslaving them forcing them to live in cramped conditions and then making them fight until they collapse simply because someone looked at you funny.
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Banned for confusing me, it almost sounds as though you have some sort of problem with that...
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You are banned for incorrect grammar: That comma should have been a semicolon.
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Banned because that comma was actually properly used.
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Banned, by, excessive, comma, usage,.
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Bannedforusingtomanyspaces
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b&4uzngwrds
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Banned for not
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Banned for being able to read 1337.
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|3@|\||\|3D
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Banned for OH GOD MY EYES!
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Banned for feeding the animals, those things feed on pain.
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Banned because they only smell it: they eat YOU.
|3@|\||\|3D
It horrifies me that I can read that...
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Banned for quoting the *scrapes eyes out with rusty kitchen utensils*
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Banned because I quoted nothing.(as far as I know)
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Banned for assuming that everyone has access to rusty splinters with which to gouge out their brains.
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Banned for losing the plot.
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fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fis fish fis hfis hf is fish fis hfish fis hf ish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fis hfish fishf ish fish fish fish fishf is hfish fish fis hf ish fish fish fish fis hfish banned fish fish fish fish fiush fishf ishf ishf ishf ish fish fish fish fish fishf ishf isf fish fish fish fish fis fhish fish fish fish fish fishf ish fihs ifhs fish fis hfish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fishf fush fish
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Banned for plusing the lot.
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Banned for self quoting.
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/95/The_Chase.jpg/275px-The_Chase.jpg)
B-A-NN-ED! B-A-NN-ED!
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Banned for posting a black and white image.
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Banned for being colourblind.
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Banned for discrimination against colourblind people.
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Bam! Banned.
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Bam! Banned.
Banned despite your reason for banning suggests brain damage. We aren't more lenient on "special" people around here.
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Banned for being mean to the special people.
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Banned for being mean to normal people.
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Banned: Apperently I'm special.
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Banned for being special.
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Banned for obvious envy at his specialness.
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Banned for highlighting someone else's envy in a futile attempt to draw the spotlight off your own.
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Banned for your cursed insight! :-[
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Banned for betraying curses.
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Banned for sympathizing with curses.
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Banned because I hate lolcats.
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Banned for being a lolcat under that armour.
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Un-banned for coming to the defense of lolcats.
But only once. You still have a myriad of bans to work off.
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Banned to test experimental new technology that transfers bans from one person to another. So far it has been unsuccessful...
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Double-plus banned.
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Unbanned: I want to Ban that goddamn annoying prick called RAM.
I don't care if you ban me, or not ban me, because I would like either.
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Schroedinger's Ban?
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Banned for uncertainty!
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Banned for being doubleminus certain
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Banned for nonsense.
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Banned for no sense.
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Banned because I do to have sense. Also because I am a Legendary +5 procrastinator.
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Banned for being an inferior procrastinator. All true procrastinators are at least +30!
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Oh really?
Banned because getting that many +'s would take too much work.
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Banned for not using logic. That many +'s in procrastination would require far less work.
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Banned becuase I was going to think about it tomorrow
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Halmie cancels procrastinate, doing something useful.
Eztuzt grabs the mighty hammer and proceeds to ban the productive dwarf.
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Halmie cancels procrastinate, doing something useful.
Eztuzt grabs the mighty hammer and proceeds to ban the productive dwarf.
Banned for hipocrisy.
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Procrastinator cancels Procrastinate: Procrastinating
Banned for misspelling "hypocrisy."
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Banned: I knew but I couldn't be bothered editing till tomorrow.
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Banned for requiring less than a decade to be bothered.
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Banned for ramming that point home
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Banned, as the actress said to the bishop.
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Banned, as religion said to sanity.
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Banned for using the format of the poster above you.
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Banned for having an acronym for a name.
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Banned because it isn't an acronym, it's just four random letters.
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Banned for having a name consisting only of four random letters, then.
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Banned for having ": " in your name!
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Banned for having RAM in your name.
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Banned for having a Seussian name that doesn't really rhyme easily so you can't put it at the end of a line.
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Banned for confusing me. Again.
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Banned for being confused
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Banned for not accepting wonderful joyous confusion!
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banned cus why do you thought tht we cheer leaders aren't'll smart cus it likes to talk like you know it is not total blasphemy an you cant compare it to mj cus he is not the sone of a elder son who had secks with a walrus while wearing a cat suit inside a green suit.
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Banned for bad grammar.
I ban the next person if they call me a Grammar Nazi.
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Banned for being a person with strict grammar usage.
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Banned for beating around the bush!
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Banned because I do beat around my bush! :- :o
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Banned, as the actress said to the bishop.
Banned! Oh right! Giggidy giggidy.
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Banned for quoting family guy.
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Banned because I was not quoting some family centric male but rather Quagmire a character from a cartoon who is in fact almost the total opposite of this theoretical family centric male of which you are so obsessed
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Banned because I am not indeed obsessed with the show Family Guy, which is why I banned you in the first place
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Banned for looking strange after your head's facing was reversed in a teleportation accident.
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Banned for being a psyhcic and knowing why my head looks strange.
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Banned for having your brain altered by the teleportation accident, making you fail to spell psy... pcys.... piciyhc...
I give up :(
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Banned for giving up.
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Banned: Oh now you just angered North Korea and China.
To the fallout shelters everyone.
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Banned for volunteering to join vault 68 (http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Vault_68).
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Banned: What are you talking about? I hid in Anchorage. No vaults were in Anchorage.
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Banned for being a stupid meatshield GDI grunt.
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Banned for sacrificing thousands of foot soldiers to get assigned more vehicles...
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Banned for not playing as a nod
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Banned for having such a damn sexy mustache.
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COME ON BARBIE LETS GO PARTY
Banned for not looking that up to Youtube right now
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Banned. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)
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Banned for attempting to rick roll me with the most commonly used rick roll video, I memorised the video ID ages ago and am immune to your feeble attempts. (Seriously unless people are going for a twist on the rick roll everyone uses that video.)
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Banned for not liking rick astley
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Banned for not knowing the meaning of implosion.
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Banned for having mutant hedgehoghumanchildren.
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Banned:
He's right.
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/cnc/images/7/79/CNCTS_Nod_soldier_closeup.jpg)
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Banned for bringing in outside support.
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Banned for needing support.
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Banned for supporting a lack of support.
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Banned because I don't like pink.
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Banned for disliking something you look so good wearing...
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Banned for coveting thy neighbor's spiney rodent.
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Banned so I can have some peace with which to enjoy them.
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Banne for being a pacifist
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Banned for failing to comply with the dress code.
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Banned for being a comformist
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Banned for not supporting the Moderate Crime Squad.
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Found banned in a deserted alley with a dull grey card prominately displayed on the remains.
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Found banned in the middle of a desert with a scorpion stinger symbol stamped on it's corpse.
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Banned due to being found hallucinating next to a mound of cactus.
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Found banned, burned, buried and decayed.
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Banned: using powers for Evil.
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Banned for not using powers of Evil.
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Banned in the name of all that is good and holy for advocating evil!
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Banned for occuring
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Banned for not letting me ban Jreengus for only acting in the name of all that is good and holy. What about the things that are merely good?
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Banned for ending with a question.
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Banned for still being incompetent!
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Banned, just like the leetle baby you are.
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Banned for being younger than me.
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Banned for Calling the kettle black!
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Banned for capitalizing "Calling".
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Banned: Ran ragd!
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Bannéd.
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Banned because you wouldn't need glasses if you didn't spend all night reading the carp.
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Hey mate! Yer banned!
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G'day... Ban-pie to the face!
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Banned with a bunyip!
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I don't care if you're an aussie, brit, or even a bloody yank! Banned!
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Banned, but only because Big Brother is watching.
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Banned for illegal possession of a heavy weapon.
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Banned for hurting Issha's feelings.
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Banned because Issha is an ELFS WEAPON!
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Banned- your Force-A-Armok wont work while I crouch.
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Banned because my Huntsdwarf will fill you with bolts!
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Banned for not knowing that I have the first-ever Olmman Medic
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Banned. Now an ad!
Drink Pepsi.
Now!
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Banned for advertising something other than Dwarf Fortress.
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Banned for implying we should advertise DF... on the DF forums.
Edit: typo
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Banned for illegal ownership of an Echidna. Never mind. Banned for not liking pepsi.
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Banned for liking it, coke is 50x better.
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Banned for treason/heresy.
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Banned for not making up your mind.
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Banned for heresy.
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Banned for having what is probably the highest posts per day on this forum.
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Banned for being lower, and for not meeting up with your quota.
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Banned for not being second most active topic starter short of Toady One ever.
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Banned for spreading the idea that forum stats matter.
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Why, my man, I am ashamed of you, dodging that way. They couldn't ban an elephant at this dis-!
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Banned for not banning
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Banned for banning another olman.
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Banned for Predjadice against Olnmen
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Banned- It's spelt "Prejudice"
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Banned for not realising I corrected spelling, not grammar.
Heil thesaurus.
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Banned for having OCPD.
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Verboten: Missachtet der Wille des großen Führers.
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Varglense! Moj jalmier don uplodeist!
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Banned for posting in a language i don't understand.
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Verboten: Missachtet der Wille des großen Führers.
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Banned for being.
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Verboten: Missachtet der Wille des großen Führers.
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Banned for attempting to start another quote pyramid
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Verboten: Missachtet der Wille des großen Führers.
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(http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/7725/original/banhammer15gq9.jpg)
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Verboten: Missachtet der Wille des großen Führers.
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Varglense! Moj jalmier don uplodeist!
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Verboten: Missachtet der Wille des großen Führers.
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Varglense! Moj jalmier don uplodeist!
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Verboten: Missachtet der Wille des großen Führers.
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Banned: Die quote pyramid, die!
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Verboten: Missachtet der Wille des großen Führers.
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Banned for thinking that repeating the same message is fun.
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Verboten: Missachtet der Wille des großen Führers.
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Banned for--QUIT IT.It isnt fun at all.Period.
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Verboten: Nein.
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Banned for spamming the thread. It was funny then. Now it's spam.
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Banned: Blargh.
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Banned for utter lack of eloquence.
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Banned: Nyet.
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Banned for utter lack of eloquence.
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Verboten: That is false Capitalist Pig.
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Banned for offense to animals.
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Banned so that phantom doesn't continue to get every other post.
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Banned so we can continue the non-phantom spree
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Banned- I need scissors! 61!
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Banned 'cause this is a stupid thread anyway.
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Banned for posting in a thread you consider stupid.
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(http://www.thistasmania.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/echidna-flickr.jpg)
Banned for carrying poorly concealed weapons.
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Banned for annoying the Echidna.
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Banned for excessive banning.
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Banned 'cause this is a stupid thread anyway.
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Banned for not making an original ban.
Keep up, dude.
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I hereby BAN THIS THREAD!
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I hereby UNBAN THIS THREAD AN ULTIMATE BAN PHANTOM TIMES A THOUSAND MILLION BILLIOn TRILLION ZILLIOn GOGILLION INFINTILLION!!!
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You sir, aren't even trying anymore. Banned. Court dismissed.
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Y RU IGNURANG MAI BANNEN F U???
U R BAN OILRUDY, GOO AWAI!
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Banned for lazy spelling.
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Banned for blowing at sarcasm
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Banned for blowing at sick people.
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Banned for blowing off sick people.
Don't you know you could catch something?
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Banned for implying that RAM is capable of weakness!
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Banned for implying that RAM is capable of strength!
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Banned for talking about RAM in the third RAM.
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RAMmed for RAM due to RAM while RAM is RAM and RAM RAM RAM then RAM RAM RAM RAM RAM RAM RAM.
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Banned for excessive use of RAM.
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dragnarmed for dragnar due to dragnar while dragnar is dragnar and dragnar dragnar dragnar then dragnar dragnar dragnar dragnar dragnar dragnar dragnar.
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RAM: RAM RAM RAM, RAM!
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Jreengus: Jreengus Jreengus Jreengus, Jreengus!
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Screw that. Y'all just take this. BANNED!
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Banned because
I hate you inside. for saying y'all.
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Screw that. You all can take this. Banned.
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Banned for not saying Y'all.
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Banned for having such an insatiable y'all lust.
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Banned for having a satiable one.
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Banned for banning form beyond the grave.
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Banned for misspelling from.
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Banned for not realising that I was banning him for having a form he keeps behind the grave, this form is of course a banning form.
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Banned RAM spreading RAM diseases!
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Banned to prevent this dropping off the first page.
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Banned for having a RAM cause!
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Banned because what I have is actually a SPAM curse.
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Banned because vikings like SPAM but nobody else does!
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Banned for giving silly answers to my Rp :'(
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Banned for crying your sweet delicious tears
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Banned for drinking tears.
Without any milk.
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Banned for withholding milk and cookies.. RAM
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Banned for trademark violation.
Dodge claimed that name before you did.
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Banned for having three capital letters in your name!
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Banned because your name isn't RAM!
Who's Dodge?
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Banned for having a name that's an anagram of arm!
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Banned for using an anagram of RAM as a weapon. All such weapons were banned as a result of horrific overuse in WWI...
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Banned for having three capital letters in your name!
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Banned for banning an endangered species of poster.
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Banned becuase olmmen are much rarer than echidnas.
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Banned for RAM three capital letters in your name
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Banned for stuff.
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Banned for lack of specificity.
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Banned for over-specification.
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Banned for over-simplification.
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Banned for not having an original ban.
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Banned for succumbing to original ban, and getting us all banned from the Garden of Ban.
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Banned for changing your avatar
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Banned: this one is mooch bahtter
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Banned for mizspelings.
(Offtopic: Im requesting a unban from wikipedia ( I was banned becuase I added that murder was an extreme sport) and Because this is a You are BANNED. thread I was wondering if you guys could give me ideas, I was thinking that I might put that me and my colleagues (Jeffrey dahmer,Ted bundy,Ed gein and John wayne gacy) were incouraging this little known sport and that the admins should try it too)
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Banned for trying to derail such a lightly railed thread.
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Banned because the thread monorail tipped over.
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Banned because
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/9/13/128973312605050189.jpg)
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Banned for lolcats in your avatar AND in your post.
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Banned for opposing teh lolcatz revolushun!!1!
(Ironically Google Images doesn't have any picturez of such a thing.)
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Banned RAM not having loldragons in your avatar!
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Banned: Oh yeah?!
(http://truthaction.org/images/lolcat1.jpg)
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Banned for ninja!
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Banned for missing RAM opportunity to make a loldragon.
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Banned: my google-fu is strong.
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e55/bgtschool/loldragon.jpg)
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RAM for cute horror.
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Banned by (http://i45.tinypic.com/f3ru39.jpg)
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Hey! That pic reminds me of a game called Impossible Creatures!
Anyway, banned for being dead. Or something.
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BAnned for playing the most epic RTS EVAR!
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Unfortunately, I've only played the demo.
Banned for misspelling ever.
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Banned for- Does anyone even read these anymore? The threads 442 pages long!
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Banned for thinking no-one reads these despite the massive number of views.
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Banned BECAUSE A CHALLENGER APPEARS
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/tr/thumb/9/9a/The_Age_of_Kings.jpg/280px-The_Age_of_Kings.jpg)
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You got a permit for that ban?
(http://www.starflt.com/graphics/iolice.gif)
Didn't think so. Banned!
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Banned becuase I have no idea what game that pic is from.
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Banned: Starflight
Also a fun game I remembered recently but cannot play because I don't own a Mac: Scarab of Ra
"Holy cats that stuff burns going down!"
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Banned for doing the impossible: finding a mac-exclusive game.
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Banned because RAM miss cute horror.
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Banned for referring to RAM in the third person.
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Banned for assuming that RAM was referring to RAM.
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Banned with my divine might.
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Banned for possessing RAM might!
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Banned: your name is not an acceptable substitute for anything you feel like substituting it for.
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Banned because it Jreengus well is!
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Banned: RAM is always RAM
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Banned: Horses are always skewered
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Banned: Whatever-you-ares are always BANNED.
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Banned dance dance catilution.
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Banned, Achievemen unlocked: Dance dance Immolation.
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Banned: Achievement Unlocked: Improper Colon Use 2: The Return of the Improper Colon Use
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B&ed Dance dance Dance dance moitalommi
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Now you're just talking gibberish. B&.
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Banned: hsirebbig si emosewa uoy boon og kcuf a remmarg izan tsuj gniddik I evol ouy!
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Banned: I love you too but not in the way that makes me forgive your halfway-backwards text!
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Banned for not loving him unconditionally!
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Banned for rof dennaB
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Banned for
(http://api.ning.com/files/MS7pdrSsQUiDgeDTxazOo-0y6K9nskdZgEY*9ecJUQhj8wBc9-fpruXcE8T*uz-W0-Ajfb-FEme8HCcYChbiZdsQFk8iZe1R/dawn_exploding_head.jpg)
Thats my head
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Banned for not having a head.
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Banned RAM noticing.
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Banned for unlawful concealment of a RAM
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Banned for beginning the 444th page of this topic
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Banned: For not being a methaphorical being
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Banned for being me, in a hat!
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Banned: he doesn't have glasses either.
Jreengus - glasses + hat = Sonearage
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Banned for picking on a guy with glasses.
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Banned: Now we're one post closer to page 666.
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Banned because that should be 616 LRN2QI.
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Banned, sorry, I do not understand failure language.
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BAnned for not being able to read "learn to QI (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QI)"
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Banned because none of of you, in the last 4 posts, have translated 666 into 1010011010.
Also for bluetexting fail.
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RAM for RAM to bluetext.
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Banned for RAM.
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Banned RAM RAM capitalising Dragnar.
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Banned for incomplete sentence.
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Banned for impersonating RAM dragon!
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Banned for impersonating the void.
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Banned with a +5 vorpal banhammer (That's right. A vorpal. Bludgeoning weapon. Fear it).
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Banned because Olmmen fear nothing!
Except dwarves who tunnel into our nice river then slaughter us mercilessly
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Banned because Olmmen do fear!
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RAM for wearing a jacket without a shirt.
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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Banned bacause ramming someone sounds very wrong.
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RAM: Cares RAM RAM.
R.A.
RAM: RAMRAM
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Rammed for Ramming a Rammer.
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Banned with a rammer.
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Rammed with a banner.
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Bammed with a ranner.
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Bammed with a ranner.
Ranned with a bammer.
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Combo Breaker Banned
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Banned for carrying a gun that looks almost as big as you.
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Banned for being composed of 50% weapons.
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Banned for being one big killing machine.
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Banned for lethal cutenessR A M
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Banned: Why not?
S on e a r a g e
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Banned for having Rage in your name.
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Banned for having House in your name
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Banned for having Lando in your name
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Banned for having your name in your RAM.
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Banned for name based discrimination.
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RAM RAM post RAM RAM.
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RAM RAM post RAM RAM.
Banned for not banning the person below. :-\
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Banning for being unable to translate his eloquently worde post in which he both banned and provided multiple reasons for said banning.
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Banned RAM getting RAM.
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Halmie for halmie halmie.
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dragnar dragnar banned dragnar.
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Banned for pretending to be a pokemon. Also, note that all of us would be running around saying nothing but "Human human? Human human human! Huuuuuman."
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Banned for being one of the
BEEEEEEEEZ
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Banned for telling me what you're avatar is when I can't see it.
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RAM Fluffy_Wambler Fluffy_Wambler Fluffy_Wambler Fluffy_Wambler say Fluffy_Wambler now.
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Banned!
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Banned for not having two "a"s in your name.
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RAM for antiunpronotlessness.
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Banned for continuing a running joke that was unfunny two pages ago.
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Banned for continuing a running joke that was unfunny two pages ago.
Banned becuase it was unfunny nine pages ago.
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RAM because it was RAM back, um, sometime...
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Banned for allowing this to fall to page 2!
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Banned for necroing a page 2 thread.
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RAM for banning a qualified Necromancer when you RAM only RAM apprentice Necromancer.
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Behold my necromantic powers of banning!
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RAM for RAM so RAM.
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BAN for BAN so BAN.
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Banned for canning a rammery
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Banned for using RAM without using RAM.
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RAMMED for not upgrading your ban.
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Banned RAM whining.
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Banned for not whining nearly enough, my good man! *monocle!*
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Banned for not ignoring RAM. Now lets hide.
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RAM RAM wanting to hide.
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I ban myself, who is this RAM you speak of?
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Banned for RAM to my post.
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I ban myself, who is this RAM you speak of?
Banned for being undead.
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RAM because I can!
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Banned because you can't
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Banned for not ignoring RAM.
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Banned for referring by RAM to something you are RAM.
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the same joke for a few weeks is not funny.
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the same joke for a few weeks is not funny. It is even less funny if it stopped being funny by the time people realised it was a joke.
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RAM is Banned, he is also on my mute list.
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Banned: Now how will you know when to ban him?
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Banned: His post still shows up, but the contents don't show.
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RAM for failing to realise that it is not a joke, but a challenge.
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I ban myself, but I still do not see this RAM you speak of.
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Banned for implying that a RAM is still fun if you RAM what the other participants are doing.
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Banned for confusing me.
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I ban the above, but I do not know still who is this RAM.
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RAM loses a point for confusing Jreengus!
Banned for RAM repeating repetition.
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I ban myself for believing the poster above was a person named RAM, but that was only a hallucination, and that is actually a blank space.
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Banned for hallucinations.
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Banned RAM saying RAM RAM Hallucinations RAM real!
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I ban myself for believing the poster above was a person named RAM, but that was only a hallucination, and that is actually a blank space.
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Banned for quoting yourself. Also for more hallucinations.
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Banned for not quoting yourself.
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Banned for having Delusions. (http://www.ifiction.org/games/play.phpz?cat=5&game=318&mode=html)
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Banned for the smell, try RAM your armour once in a while.
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I ban myself for also having Delusions. (http://www.ifiction.org/games/play.phpz?cat=5&game=318&mode=html)
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Banned RA for M FREEDOM!!!
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banned for the illusion of freedom
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Banned for not capitalizing your name.
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RAM RAM RAM RAM RAM entire RAM.
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Banned for proclaiming freedom then purposefully going back as a slave of something completely and utterly uneeded.
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Banned for denying me the freedom to be a slave R A M
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banned because.
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RAM: Avatar.
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Halmie: Pocahontas.
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Banned for :ing with Pocahontas R A M
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Banned for avatar and pocahotis
http://www.slashfilm.com/2010/01/04/lol-james-camerons-avatar-is-disneys-pochontas/ (http://www.slashfilm.com/2010/01/04/lol-james-camerons-avatar-is-disneys-pochontas/)
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Banned for mourning David Tennant.
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Banned: David Tennant should be mourned
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Banned for believeing in the existence of a David Tennant.
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Banned for not
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Banned because the Doctor told me to.
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Banned for doing what the doctor told you to do.
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Banned for not eating the red flower.
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Banned for doing so. That red flower was toxic!
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Banned for ruining the RAM flower's fun.
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Banned for being a figment of phantom's imagination.
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Banned for RAM a fig movement.
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I'm afraid I have to Ban you, Dragnar.
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Banned for being RAM big meanie!
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I'm afraid I have to this, goodbye world.
*Bans self*
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Banned for melodrama.
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RAM RAM mad or meal.
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Banned for incoherency.
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RAM RAM HEAD OF MEAD
Like a boss :-X
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Banned. By a boss.
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T - Tony Danza? :-\
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Banned RAM raising the question: Who's the Tony Danza?
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Banned: I have no idea.
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Banned: I've been waiting for you to have an idea to your own identity for 2 years since the accident.
I didn't want to do this, but the boss told me to do it or I'll get killed myself.
Goodbye Dragnar.
*Kills Dragnar with 3 Glock 17 shots to the torso*
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Banned from beyond the grave!!!
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Banned: NO! It can't be possible! I killed you!
I'm going to end this once and for all.
*Phantom activates his pipe bombs. Although he used one to kill himself, billions of others were hidden in the world, final death count is 1.5 million.*
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Found guilty of powergaming, the RAM has reversed the damage from your recent actions.
You are BANNED.
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NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!
BANNED.
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Banned for losing the game.
Wait...OH SHI-*banned*
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OH NO YOU DIDENT
BANNED.
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Banned:Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Yo, yo, yo
Oh no you didn’t!
Sucka tried to play me
But you never payed me, never
Oh no you didn’t!
Pay back is a coming
You will be running forever
Oh no you did!
Till i get my vengence
I will never end this mayhem
Oh No you didn’t!
I'm a mercenary
You ain't gotta prayer you owe meeee
Oh no you didn’t!
Oh no you didn’t!
Oh no you didn’t!
Oh no you didn’t!
Oh no you didn’t!
Didn't you oh no
You didn't pay me what you owe me
So now its over for you!
papapapapapapapapapapapapapa
Yeah!
papapapapapapapapapapapapapa
Yoyo
check it out!
Oh no you didn’t!
First you tried to trap me
Then you bust a cap in my ass
Oh No you didn’t!
Such humiliation
Would bring annihilation at last
Oh no you did!
It will be delicious
When I get vicious tomorrow
Oh no you didn’t!
There’s no second chances
You will do the dance of sorrow
Oh no you didn’t!
Oh no you didn’t!
Oh no you didn’t!
Oh no you didn't!
Oh no you didn’t!
Didnt you oh no
You didnt pay me what you owe me
So now it’s over for you!
Papapapapapapapappapapa
What a fool!
Papapapapapapapapa
alright come on!
Oh no you didn’t
Better watch your back boy!
Keep running!
This aint just a game
Ill never stop coming
I got my arsenal
I put out the call
And when I finish y'all
Your be a rag doll
Fool tried to diss me
Now your gonna wish you were dead!
Oh no you didn’t!
After I deliver
Your blood will be a river of red
Oh no you did!
Better beware
When no one’s there to defend you!
Oh no you didn’t!
So many ways to kill
Its gonna be a thrill to end youuuuu
Oh no you didn’t
Oh no you didn’t!
Oh no you didn’t!
Oh no you didn’t!
Oh no you didn’t!
Didnt you oh no
You didnt pay me what you owe me
So now it’s over for yoooooouu oooooo
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no you d(Explosion)
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Banned for being a dork.
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BANNED BECAUSE CURLY BRACE DROWNED AND I DIDN'T HAVE THE TOW ROPE
(http://www.penguinbomb.com/baww.jpg)
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Banned for posting images.
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(http://unrelatedcaptions.com/submissions/cat_uploads/a4b0b3099442e7.jpg)
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Banned for submitting to memes.
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Banned for being a bacterium.
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Banned to RAM you a break.
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Banned. Because I wanted to.
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Banned for claiming lordship.
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banned for not going to http://www.homestarrunner.com/expfilm.html
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Banned for RAM to TVTropes.
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Banned for not being a monkey.
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Banned for being a (hopefully evolved?) monkey of some kind.
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Banned for bringing up monkeys
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Banned: I did not, Papa Coulder did.
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You were in the room when it happened, so you must have seen something. And seeing something is a violation! Report to Friend Computer for re-education immediately!
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RAM fo- Friend computer apologises for this language violation. The Happy Fun Place has been utilised to insure that further violations will not occur. Have a nice day!
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BANNED FOR BEING A MUTANT SYMPATHIZER
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Banned: I see no envelope!
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banned for not making a pile that starts with an egg. and a bacon.
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Banned for apparently muddying threads
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Banned for being offline right now!
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Banned because no I ain't foo!
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Banned for reckless driving at one mile per year.
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Banned because it's pretty hard to drive recklessly at 1 MPH and you should be proud of me!
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Banned for misreading units and not using SI standard ones.
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So true. Everyone who doesn't use Metric is banned!
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Banned because I use the metric system for everything except people's heights.
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Banned because you don't use the metric system for interplanetary distances (Jupiter is *whatever* AU from the Sun for example) or interstellar distances (the galaxy is *whatever* LY across or something like that)
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Banned for reckless driving at 1 mile per millennium.
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Banned for putting up those ridiculous speed limit signs all over town!
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Banned because I am currently leading the Canadian Nationalists Squad.
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Banned from the Canadian Nationalists Squad because you forgot to bring the potato salad to the last picnic.
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Banned by the ASAS (Australian SAS).
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Banned by 1st Special Forces Operational Detachment-Delta (1st SFOD-D)
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O_O
Banned for acronymism!
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Banned for using text smileys.
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Banned! Σ(Ά‘)
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I do not understand this emoticon you are having.
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Banned for being in a different time zone from me.
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You too buddy! :P
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Banned for not having a hand drawn avatar!
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Banned for not having a hand drilled avatar!
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Banned for being larger than (7*10^-17)cm!
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Banned: Because this thread cannot Die
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Banned because this thread will never die
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Banned: And so, those were the last words of the You are BANNED thread.
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Banned for a failed prediction!
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Banned for no reason!
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Banned: And so, those were the last words of the You are BANNED thread.
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Banned: wrong again.
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Banned: And so, those were the last words of the You are BANNED thread.
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Banned for beginning yet another quote pyramid
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Banned: And so said the above.
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Banned for wit, to wit
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Banned: Now the National Anthem.
O'er azure skies
And emerald plains
Where freedom and justice prevail!
With courage and strength
We will fight to the end
For liberty in our land!
(Woo-Hoo!)
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Banned: Now to our real national anthem!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
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Banned: Now to our real national anthem!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Banned:
No no, it is
God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save the Queen!
O lord God arise,
Scatter our enemies,
And make them fall!
Confound their knavish tricks,
Confuse their politics,
On you our hopes we fix,
God save the Queen!
Not in this land alone,
But be God's mercies known,
From shore to shore!
Lord make the nations see,
That men should brothers be,
And form one family,
The wide world ov'er
From every latent foe,
From the assasins blow,
God save the Queen!
O'er her thine arm extend,
For Britain's sake defend,
Our mother, prince, and friend,
God save the Queen!
Thy choicest gifts in store,
On her be pleased to pour,
Long may she reign!
May she defend our laws,
And ever give us cause,
To sing with heart and voice,
God save the Queen!
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Banned for copypasta with pasteballs.
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banned for drilling that horse.
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Banned: it's a stag now! MU-Wahahahaha!
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Banned Because stags don't have white spots on their foreheads
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Banned because you didn't see what the guy did in steps 2-17!
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Yes i did. Banned for associating with that guy. I mean, really, what kind of a person would do that sort of thing to an innocent horse.
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Banned for assuming the horse was innocent. It was a Bad Horse.
So make the Bad Horse gleeful
Or he’ll make you his mare ...
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Banned for being made a horses mare.
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to the head!
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Cause you know he's gonna do it anyway.
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ban because WTF?
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RAM likes to turn this into the YOU ARE RAMMED thread
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banned for messing up. and not making a kirby.
<(^_^)>
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Banned for thinking I messed up. I didn't mess up. Any evidence otherwise is a "feature".
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banned for not making a kirby.
<(^_^)>
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I ...
<('_' >)
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banned for one backwards kirby arm.
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:'( It was a hug
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Banned for crying instead of banning.
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:'(
Just kidding, you're banned for having a smart mouth, wiseacre!
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Banned for banning someone who banned for crying in a banning thread.
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Banned!
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Canned.
(http://scavenging.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/soda-can.jpg)
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Banned for trying to start a rash of rhyming!
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Banned by cheap knock off soda.
(http://www.colawp.com/database/image.php?cola_id=9)
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Banned for posting a picture in this thread.
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My avatar bans you.
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My avatar burns you... then bans!
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You are banned for existing.
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You exist for banning.
(Also, we already did the picture rhyming thing around page 250 or so. It's been thoroughly played out.)
(He says, replying to a thread this old)
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Banned for thinking this thread is old.
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Banned because I want to get to the 500th page and you have to banned for me to accomplish that.
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Banned: Stop him! Stop him before he gets the hundreth page!
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Banned for trying to stop me. I am inevitable. My victory is assured.
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Banned: Stop him! Stop him before he gets the hundreth page!
HALT!
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Banned: NOOO.
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Banned: That was a warning ban. Take one more step towards the 500th page and I'll be forced to ban you.
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Banned: I already Banned you, how can you ban if you yourself are banned.
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Banned: He's gone to far! Start banning on him!
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Banned: Victory will be mine
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Banned: NEIN NEIN NEIN!
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Banned because i want you to stop banning me and getting you banned is the surest way to do that.
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You sir, are banned.
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No sir, it is you, sir, who is the being banned here.
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Get up! So I can ban you again and again!
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I will not because I am tired and wish to sleep now, and so I will not get up but will rather lay down. Good night.
Also, You are banned.
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Banned for weakness!
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Banned for tempting me out of lurking.
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Banned for lurking in the first place.
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Banned for having a quote in your sig
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Banned for having a sig.
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Banned for- Yeah, you know where this is going.
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Banned for being too afraid to go there.
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The Elephant strikes you in the face! It is mangled! The elephant strikes you in the groin! It is mangled!
You are banned.
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/169/458816677_6ae51f854f.jpg)
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The spinning !!sock!! hits the elephant in the head. It is pierced through completely! The left eye has been torn out! The brain has been mangled! The nose has been broken! The right ear has been blackened! The right eye has been pierced! The left ear has been broken! The mouth has been severely buttoned shut! The left third upper tooth has been severely emotionally traumatized! The elephant has been struck down! LeoLeonardoIII has been banned.
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:/
You didn't supply a picture for that.
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Banned for not banning someone else.
(http://mattceni.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/banned.jpg)
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Banned to make room for a worthy challenger!
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Banned because here it is
U E
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A wild U E appears!
> Use Leer
... It's not very effective.
> Use Ban
It's super effective!
U E has fainted into several bloody pieces!
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Banned for being ignorant to the fact that Leer is not an attack move, therefore not being able to be "Not Very Effective"
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Banned: with or without the message, leer isn't very effective against anything.
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Banned for supporting my cause!
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Banned for having a cause.
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Banned for killing with claws
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Banned for being against killing.
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Banned for not chilling
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Banned for chillin' while Toady is a workin'.
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Banned for being too astute for technical institute!
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Banned for banning while under the influence of aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgh.
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Banned for banning for banning.
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Banned for hypocrisy.
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Banned for being what you complain about
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@phantom, I banned him because his reason for banning someone else was that they banned someone. There is no hypocrisy involved.
Leo, you are banned for not pointing this out to him.
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In Soviet Russia, Leo Bans You!
In Communist China, the Ban Bans you!
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In Mars Colony, Proletariat bans you! For consuming too much oxygen!
*Holds up "Laughs Permitted" sign grimly*
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*Clears throat*
YOU ARE BANNED!
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*Clears throat* I AM BANNED!
And so, those were the words of Archangel.
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*Clears throat* I AM BANNED!
And so, those were the words of Archangel.
Banned for trying to start another quote pyramid
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Banned for quoting a failed quote pyramid.
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Banned for proper punctuation
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Banned for being punctual.
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Banned for banning with four words.
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Banned for four four for for for.
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Banned. No reason, just Banned.
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This is a simple game. Post an excuse to ban the poster above you. Doesn't need to be a good reason. Like, the next poster could say "I ban Shzar because I don't know how to pronounce his name." Try to avoid 'banning' people for serious reasons, like their religious views or whatnot.
So, someone ban me!
I ban BKWM for not following the simple rules of the thread.
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You couldn't be banned even if someone banned you.
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@ Leonardo. I ban you for being you, for the color of your hair, and because there are mormons who live in utah (not that that's a bad thing.)
Tradanbattlan, I BAN YOU FOR NINJAING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You couldn't ban your way out of a house with two walls!
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But since i'm not trying to ban my way out of a house with two walls, that isn't a problem now is it?
Also you are banned because of the fact that the Colorado river made the grand canyon.
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Banned- everyone knows the Grand Canyon was made by indians with lazer vision
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Banned - it was made by Indians with Bison Vision
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Banned for being wrong! It was obviously made by Bison with hot curry...
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Banned: M. Bison with Fillet-o-Fish Vision
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Banned: Hadouken!
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Banned for not knowing any non-9th level spells.
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Banned for pop culture references.
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Banned for not.
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Banned because your avatar shows for only a second before disappearing.
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Banned for not using an up-to-date browser, or having weird settings, or a driver incompatibility, or a fracture in your dilithium matrix, or a fluctuation in your flux capacitor, or a bee in your bonnet. In any case it's all your fault and for this you are banned.
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Banned for assuming that it's a problem on Archangel's side, when, in fact, I have the same exact problem.
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Thank you for supporting me. Unfortunately I must ban you for abandoning you Peasant Adventure. Sorry.
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I have a lack of focus.
Also, I'm stuck with Appleworks, which is like Paint, but 50E300 times worse.
Banned for misspelling your.
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Banned for non-glider Game of Life avatar.
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Yeeah,
I'm gonna have to ban you, and go ahead and ban ein again too. Yeeah.
Seee, we're having this meeeting on Thurrsday, and we kind of need the space you're taking up to put the catered lunch for the executives. Okay? Super.
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You are banned because my internet is shit and nobody will help!
(Check the general discussion forum)
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Banned for having shitty Internet. Get off the blogotubes! You're clogging them!
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Banned for being so heartless.
How couldja be so heartless~?
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It's in my raws!
I wish that totally became a thing IRL. Prisoner all before the judge. Judge asks him why he did it. He replies: [CAN_BE_RUTHLESS], Your Honor.
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Banned for not even going to the thread.
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Banned: how would you even know?
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Banned for using a question as an answer.
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Banned for breaking the chain - why would you do something like that?
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Banned for caring about the chain. And because of John Wayne. and also because of that train.
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Train train traaaain
(train - train - train)
Traaain of muules
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Banned for not banning me.
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Whatever, like I give a ban.
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Banned with this frying pan. -O
To the face.
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Banned for unsanitary use of cooking utensils!
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Banned for enforcing the Cookin' Code
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Banned because i enjoy banning you. Again, and again, and again, and again, ...
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Banned for perpetuating the cycle!
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Banned for advertising.
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I BAN YOU. Because your name starts with an A. And is therefore alphabetically in front of mine. and for this you must be BANNED. So I ban you.
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I ban you for nearly exactly the same reasons.
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I ban you because, in my particular moral code, it is wrong to ban someone on the forums for an unoriginal reason. I have nothing against hypocrisy, considering that i practice it frequently, and don't wish to be a hypocrite, but unoriginality has got to go. It is one of the things that brings about the most boredom and suffering in this bright, shiny world. Also, I like shiny things.
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Banned for not liking things that are not shiny but yet have an interesting texture.
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Banned for assuming that i provided an all-encompassing list of what i like whin i said i like shiny things.
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Banned for assuming that I assumed, rather than that I knew to not assume but said it anyway to goad you into revealing the weakness of your own position!
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Banned because I don't have a date for Valentine's Day.
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Banned because, dude, Craigslist. Or Plenty of Fish.
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Banned because i don't want a date for Valentine's Day.
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Banned for previous ambiguous statement.
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Banned for using a word that I'm not entirely sure the meaning of!
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banned, planned, stanned, and canned.
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Banned for having a name with a number in it.
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Banned for having a name with no vowels in it.
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Banned for having a certain affinity for vowels.
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Banned for being opposed to the idea that I do, indeed, like vowels. Speaking properly is something I like, and is quite hard to do without vowels.
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Banned for liking to talk aloud instead of texting or typing over the interwebs.
And double banned for reminding me of the beach because i misread your name.
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Banned for double banning. Also for having something against the beach.
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Banned for not capitalizing your name.
And impersonating a member of the Church of England.
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"DOCTOR!"
"yes nurse?"
"IT'S A BAN!"
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"DOCTOR THIS IS THE UGLIEST BAN I'VE EVER SEEN"
"yes I do say I have never seen an uglier or screamier ban"
"I WILL TOSS IT TO THE WOLVES"
"whatever nurse, it's bourbon time"
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Banned for impersonating yourself.
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Banned for hilariously impersonating an officer just as he walks in, continuing for a short time even though everyone else has fallen silent, and slowly turning around in ever-mounting dread as you see his face glowering behind you.
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Banned because I am the officer.
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Banned: then who's the giant angry guy behind you?
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Banned: A criminal, by the name of LeoLeonardo the Third.
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Banned: Leo ain't from australia
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Banned because why would you wear your hair like that?
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Banned because you sell your hair to criminals
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Banned because you sell your hair to criminals
Because you have three I's in your name.
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Banned because I do not believe you're a fan of Red Alert.
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Banned because I do not believe you're a fan of Red Alert.
Your banned cause your wrong.
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Banned because 'banned' and 'wrong' are not things you can have.
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Banned for preposterous use of single-quotes.
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Banned: You are also sentenced to 17275982665923475 consecutive life sentences. Have a nice day!
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banned in the name of napolean bonapart!
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Banned: Viva La Revolucion!
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banned for not saying "banned for obeying napolean bonapart" so i can say "BANNED FOR NOT"
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Banned for being an oppressor!
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Banned for owning a factory that produces tongue depressors!
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Banned for stalking.
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Banned because I like fruit.
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Banned for the innuendos I could make about that statement.
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Banned for thinking up innuendos in front of your Nintendos and your parents' momentos!
(The Freshmaker!)
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Banned because I don't have any Nintendos.
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Banned because I like oxygen.
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Banned for being a throwaway grunt.
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Banned: Mentendots?
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Banned because I don't know what you're talking about.
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Banned for not knowing what I'm talking about
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Banned for being
part of suspended in the solution!
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banned for flagrant use of relish foot!
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Banned for the (apparent) murder of threads!
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Banned for not having a witty tagline
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Banned for having a huzzah-related tagline.
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Banned because I can't think of a tagline.
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Your avatar could look like it's flying and about to attack, or lying there dead. Sort of like the "old woman / young woman" eye trick.
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Banned for weakness!
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Banned for RAMNESS
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BANNED FOR NOT!
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Bam!
Wait a minute, Banned!
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Banned for bringing cards to a legal fight.
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Banned for violating Paragrapth 73, subsection 10, section 1004, book 27 of Forum Etiquette and Appropriate Responses to RAM when he Posts Something Stupid.
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Banned for not having a hand drawn avatar.
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Banned for excessive hands.
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Banned for breaking Rule 50763999 of the E.A.T.O. (Eastern. Atlantic. Treaty. Organization.) Handbook.
If any person, personnel or otherwise, is caught with having the name of RAM, they must be banned.
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Banned for following all the rules.
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Banned for joining an anarchist movement without inviting all your friends.
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Banned because I haven't joined an anarchist movement, nor do I have any friends I could invite if I had.
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Banned for being the cause of New Coke
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Banned for breaking another E.A.T.O. rule.
Impersonators shall be banned immediately.
And pancakes are serves on Thursday.
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Banned.
Where going to make this happen
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Banned
We are causing this to occur
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I am causing you to be banned.
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Banned because of the principals of causality.
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Banned because correlation does not equal causation
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Banned because that was a causation, DAMMIT.
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Banned: All I was saying is you cannot claim correlation just because causation is so evident.
GOSH
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Banned for Bowdlerised (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Bowdlerise) exclamation.
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Banned: I was not trying to be less offensive. I was going for a very specific exclamation.
EDIT: Also, the page you're looking for is this one (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GoshdangItToHeck).
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Banned for correcting people without a permit!
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(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4002/4366289573_56f93c09c6_o.png)
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Banned: That license is FALSE!
The color is supposed to be GRUE!
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Banned: The background IS grue. But my scanner didn't pick it up properly.
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Banned for (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IncrediblyLamePun)
Banned for scanner fail. And for showing a permit without a permit to do so.
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Banned: I'd show my permit to post permits, but posting my permit to post permits is not permitted by my permit to post permits. Permit me to decline.
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Banned for starting a decline!
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Banned: Sir, I'm going to have to prohibit you from banning.
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Banned: Sir, I'm going to have to prohibit you from banning.
Banned for Prohibition.
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Banned: Sir, I'm going to have to prohibit you from banning also.
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Prohibited from Banning! (And prohibiting!)
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Halt! You are Verboten!
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By the Corn of Odin! You are Banned!
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You are banned by the (ban)hammer of Thor!!!
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Banned: He traded it in for a bazooka.
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Banned by the brilliant burning blast of the Bulbous Bazooka of Bast!
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↑ Beaten to ban by Quetzalcoatl.
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^ banned because I said so ^
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↑banned because your word ist not law↑
↓Banned for banning me↓
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^ banned for predicting that i was to ban you for banning me ^
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Banned for banning me for banning you banning me for banning you prediction style.
Thusly completeing the tripple ban!
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Banned for all the extra pees.
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this year has been a little crazy for the bandersons,
you may recall we had some trouble last year.
the robot council had us BANished to an asteroid,
that hasn't undermined our holiday cheer.
(+9999999999 bonus points if you get the reference)
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Banned (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=%22that+hasn%27t+undermined+our+holiday+cheer%22)
But I will claim those bonus points for finding out it was from a Coulton song.
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Banned for claiming bonus points when you have nothing to allocate those points to.
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banned: we have no BANnanas.
(yeah. i wanted to include about "giant metal banta claus")
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Bannannad for your quivering tooth
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Banned because your BAD PERSON stat is 100
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You are a very [BANNED_PERSON], Mr. Tradanbattlan.
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Banned for property damage.
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Banned for not banning me yet.
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Banned for PARADOX SIG!!!
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Banned for saying paradox.
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Banned for having a blue avatar.
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Banned for having a white avatar.
I ban myself for sounding racist.
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Banned for being speciesist you dirty human-lover! :P
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Banned: I only believe in robots.
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Banned: you should believe in non-robotic machines too!
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Banned for positing the existence of non-robotic entities!
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I just don't know how else to say it. There are a lot of reasons, and I've been thinking about this for a long time now. We both knew this was coming. I think you should see other forums. Take a break from this one.
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Banned for eloquence.
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Banned for elopement
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Banned for eloeloeloeloeloeloeloeloeloeloeloelo
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Banned for overuse of vowels without a permit
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Banned for advertising your excessive vowel permit forgery business.
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Banned for thinking they are forgeries.
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Banned for failing to read the backs, which clearly state that they are forgeries.
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Banned for admitting you possess forged permits!
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Banned for [p]ermitting [b]->[w]->[f]orges!
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Banned for [p]ile ->[b]ar/blocks ->[w]ood->[f]ood!
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Banned for unprovoked code.
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Banned for unprovoked code.
Banned because you don't deserve this quote.
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BANNED BECAUSE I AM USING CAPS.
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OBanned because of caps!O
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BANNED BECAUSE I AM USING CAPS.
AND YOU CANNOT STOP ME.
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Banned for delusions of power.
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BANNED BECAUSE I AM USING CAPS.
AND YOU CANNOT STOP ME.
SLBFIBSOIASHB
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Banned for overlooking ban.
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banned: i pressed caps lock again.
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Banned for improper capitalization.
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Banned for use of spoilers.
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Banned for spoiling this lovely evening with your wrangling and carrying-on.
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Banned: Post in my game. :P
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Banned for selfless advertizing... also breccia
>.>
<.<
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Banned for insomnia!
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Banned because its not insomnia if you've been sleeping all day... its nocturnality.
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Banned because it's midday here.
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Banned for believing in time.
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banned because I don't believe in time in the traditional sense.
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banned for not using a capital letter
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...
Banned.
(neither did you)
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Banned: How dare yo use an elipsis!!
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Banned... for... dislike... of... ellipsis... and... also... misspelling...
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Banned for typing weird.
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Baennede fore noet ueseing enoughe eeees
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banned for insulting me with your own language .
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Banned for putting a space before the period, which is not standard practice.
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Banned for insulting me with your own language.
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Banned for plagiarized ban.
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Banned for using a silhouette avatar instead of a penguin or animated one.
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Banned for playing DF.
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Ban the heretic!
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YES BAN HIM! DOO EET!
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Banned for
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WIPPLE-SCRUMPLETS!!!!
They have banned you.
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Banned for multiple exclamation marks.
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Banned for not using any!!!!!
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Banned for too many exclamation points. Use these instead:
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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Banned for smilies!!!!
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Banned, those are sad, not smiling.
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Banned they are confused
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Banned, robots don't understand feeling.
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Banned: and that is why they are confused!
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banned for failing to attend the daily praising session of the glorious robot council. please report to terminal 47-j, or be forcefully prohibited.
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Banned because I can write ??? and you can't.
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Banned: I can write ??? too.
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Banned because you cant.
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Banned for improper punctuation.
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Banned for Grammar Nazism (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitle7vljslfu?from=Main.GodwinsLaw).
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Banned, I can:
??? ... and I can do both: (http://www.bay12games.com/forum/Smileys/default/huh.gif)
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forcefully prohibited. come with us, and we promise to simply keep you in extreme pain, and not kill you.
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Banned for not banning.
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Banned for
lack of imagination Weakness!!!
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Banned for sneakness!
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Banned for snarkness!
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BaNnEd FoR nOt HaViNg A aVaTaR
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Banned for grammar fail ("a avatar?").
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banned for not being relaxed.
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Banned for such a cute sig :P
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Banned for drawing attention to my sig.
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Banned for drawing attention away from MY sig!
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(Nevermind this, forum error because I stopped the reply process)
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Banned for weakness!
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Banned for lack of brutality! And banned for reading this, and that means you too random forumite! And LeoLeonardoIII is Banned for having an avatar, sig, or any other appendage which can be grabbed and twisted!
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Banned for multibanning. You may ban only one person per post.
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Banned for using two sentences.
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Banned for leaving your soul unguarded. *drools* Anyone could just...
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Banned for drooling on his soul, my droogs.
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Banned for making me look up that damn word, I'm chagrined by having to look up a congruous word to friend.
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Banned for not playing Splashfighters.
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Banned for bring up THAT game... HERE!
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BANNED FOR NOT GETTING A CLOCKWORK ORANGE REFERENCE, AND YEAH DONT BAN ME FOR USING CAPSLOCK CUS I NEVER USE CAPSLOCK YOU LIAR.
AND DONT BAN ME FOR USING SPOILERS CUS I NEVER USE THEM EITHER.
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Banned because I haven't seen or thaught about clockwork orange in like a year.
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'an'e'd for using
apostrophes.
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B''''' ''' ''' ''''' '''''' ''''''''''s
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Banned for not making sense.
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Banned for not translating.
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Banned: there was nothing to translate!
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Sure. Each ' mark replaced one letter.
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'anned for not using enough apostrophe'
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Banned for replacing letters with apostrophes. It is annoying.
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Banned for observing annoyance.
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Danned tor nodserving kinoyance
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Banned for twisting words.
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banned: we're almost to page 500!
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Banned, there are still like 20 more pages until that
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Banned because you know realize the bioshock sigul looks alot like a goatse
(http://encyclopediadramatica.com/File:GoatseBioshock.jpg)
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Banned 'cause that pic won't appear.
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Banned for nitpicking
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Banned for not working on Da caveman!
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Banned, One unnecessary post is not enough to work on.
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Banned for Not watching Amadeus with me.
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Banned, for not helping my beautiful cavemen
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Bananaed because I do.
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Banned for mispelling "banned".
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Banned for nitpicking
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Banned for banning me with the same reason twice.
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Banned for nitpicking
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banned for lack of originality.
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Banned for dragnaring us ever closer to 500
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Banned because Squirts needs you
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Banned because I'm working my way down the forum!
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banned: you are not me.
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Banned for not letting me argue with Leo
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You know what? You're not banned! How do you like them apples?!
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Banned for breaking this thread before we got to 500 pages
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Beaned: I broke it many times before
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banned for not joining "another friggin' fort by the biggest loser in DF"
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Beaned for having too much Fun
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Banned for having corkscrews on the brain.
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banned for not being me.
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Beaned for being you
!
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Banned for beaning a banner!
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Beaned for branding me in such a manner!
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Banned for rhyming!
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Banned for not, you blood clot!
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Band for correct spelling and grammar. Only the gods may create something perfect, evan a sentence!
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Banned, how dare you! Of course my grammar and spelling is absolutely atrocious!
Hmph...
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Beaned, hou dar thou!
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Banned, I am gracious good sir that thy recognizes thou troubles though one keeps the demons hidden from doth sight.
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Banned: Olde English FAYL overload.
If problem persists, please contact your service provider.
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Banned because of your lolcats avatar.
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Banned, cat's PWN, and will evolve to fly one day. The "Life After Humans" show told me.
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Banned, for giving me no other reason than this, your belief in superiority of cats, and having no avatar.
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Beaned: because quinnr is a winnr, and you should know it!
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Banned for lazy spelling, and for looking at people with that weird expression...
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Beaned: I have this expression whether I look at people with it or not!
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Banned for making the wind scared to change.
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^^^ you are all Banned for life for posting in this thread!!! :'(
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I am sad to say that you too are beaned for participating!
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Not banned.
Teloft is banned for saying we have no life, when he just posted in this thread. You have no life too!
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Banned because I have no reason to ban you.
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Banned because you didn't have a reason.
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Banned so you will languish alongside me in ban-land.
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Banned from ban-land.
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Banned: Exiled from ban-land. Permanently.
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Banned: If you ban someone from ban-land, you are simply unbanning them!
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Banned for stating the truth!
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Beaned for the truth of the state!
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Banned for truth of the stake.
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Beaned for steaking your tooth
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Banned for truth of the rake.
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Banned for using a quote instead of you own words.
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Banned, it wasn't a quote. (noob!)
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banned- only noobs call others noobs
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Beaned for using a Black Mage gif that doesn't involve stabbing
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Banned for using a non-blackmagegif that DOES involve stabbing.
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Banned for not using a gif! Alternately: HADOYABANTHIS!!!
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Banned for referencing 8-bit!
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Banned: You are late for your lobotomy. PLease come this way, Patient #51337.
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Banned for having fun without a licence!
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Banned: You are also overdue for your castration, Patient #51365. You do not want to keep the good doctors waiting.
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Banned, you have a brain.
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banned: so do you, inferior fleshbag. please report to soylent factory #2417895463897.
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Banned: Please report to medication office #5 for your daily portion of anti-hallucinatory pills, Patient #12455.
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banned for not recognizing one of your almighty robot leaders. YOU MUST DE FOR BEING DISABLED.
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Banned: Please report immediately to the medication office, or you will regretfully have to be sedated and placed on the lobotomy list.
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BANNED FOR NOT DIEING. TO ME MY LEGIONS!
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that's an ascii robot, FYI.
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Banned: You will shortly be sedated and brought to the nearest available lobotomy room, Patient #12455. Have a good day.
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Banned for not actually working in the loony bin!
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Banned for revealing the truth: he's actually a patient in the loony bin!
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banned: i always knew it!
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Banned for knowledge!
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Banned: I am the loony bin.
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banned for being the loony bin!
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Banned for binning the loony being!
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Banned for loony being bin!
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Banned for advertising.
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banned for banning the person who banned the person who banned the person who banned the person who banned the person who banned the person who banned the person who banned the person who banned the person who banned the person who banned the person who banned the person who banned the person who banned the person who banned the person who banned the person who banned the person who banned the person who banned the person who banned the person who banned the person who banned the person who banned Me the last time!
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Banned for long post!
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banned.
tl;dr: you are banned.
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banned for being a fleshbag. please report to soylent factory #5346094665389500465804930879.
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Banned, there are not that many patients on earth.
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banned for inferiority.
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banned because the next sentence is a lie!
banned because the last sentence is the truth!
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banned for paradox.
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Banned for ninjaing me and banning him for the same reason I was and with the same words!
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banned for unlikely coincidence.
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Banned for not playing the scary thing that is HellMOO.
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Banned for lowing.
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Banned... nuff said.
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Banned, nots esnoughs snuff said.
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Beaned: you're right but I'm beaning you regardless
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Banned for farting (from the beans).
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Beaned for flooding the station with fluffy wamblers!
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Banned by the fluffy horde!
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Beaned by the turtled hoard!
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Banned under a turtle horde!
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Banned: Meh.
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Your apathy is banned, your post is banned, and your face is banned!
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Banned: No one cares.
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Banned: Homoerotic forum avatar
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Banned for being forsaken.
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Banned: Homoerotic forum avatar
How the hell is The Truth homoerotic? Clearly I should ban you having a dirty mind but instead I ban Archangel for stealing my ban.
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Banned for possessing a ban, bans are bad enough without the projectile vomiting...
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banned because my computer doesn't have enough of you to play newer games.
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Banned because I don't have enough of me to play newer games. Also for choosing poorly, also to remind people that racing to 500 is lame...
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Beaned for mentioning 500
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Banned for intentionally misspelling "banned".
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Banned for failing to ban someone for failing to ban me.
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Banned because it is to cold where I live.
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Beaned: too
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Banned for bolding a single letter.
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Be
aned for complaining about it!
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BANNE
D for changing the letters too much
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Banned for being a toaster. HUZZAH!!!
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Banned, for I am obviously a FLYING TOASTER LUNCHBOX WITH LAZER-SHOOTING, ROCKET-FIRING, ROBOT-LOVERS-SAVING ABILITIES
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[Banned]you[/Banned]
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Banned for using ban tags.
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string a = "a!b!d!e!n!o!r!u!y";
string[] b = a.Split('!');
Console.WriteLine(b[8] + b[5] + b[7] + " " + b[0] + b[6] + b[3] + " " + b[1] + b[0] + b[4] + b[4] + b[3] + b[2]);
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(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/Ashido2518/Bleach%20Icons/thignored.jpg)
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Banned for ignoring me.
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/Ashido2518/Bleach%20Icons/thignored.jpg)
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banned twice for double post!
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Banned! I was already banned, I banned myself with the double post.
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/Ashido2518/Bleach%20Icons/thignored.jpg)
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Banned for crushing my fragile mind under your brilliant legal prowess.
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Banned for fragility!
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Banned for using hammers on rather fragile people.
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Banned because of your sig!
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Banned for Banning
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(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/Ashido2518/Bleach%20Icons/thignored.jpg)(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/Ashido2518/Bleach%20Icons/thignored.jpg)(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/Ashido2518/Bleach%20Icons/thignored.jpg)(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/Ashido2518/Bleach%20Icons/thignored.jpg)(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/Ashido2518/Bleach%20Icons/thignored.jpg)(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/Ashido2518/Bleach%20Icons/thignored.jpg)(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/Ashido2518/Bleach%20Icons/thignored.jpg)(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/Ashido2518/Bleach%20Icons/thignored.jpg)
Banned
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/Ashido2518/Bleach%20Icons/thignored.jpg)
I
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/Ashido2518/Bleach%20Icons/thignored.jpg)
Will
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/Ashido2518/Bleach%20Icons/thignored.jpg)
Not
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/Ashido2518/Bleach%20Icons/thignored.jpg)
Be
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/Ashido2518/Bleach%20Icons/thignored.jpg)
Ignored.
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/Ashido2518/Bleach%20Icons/thignored.jpg)(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/Ashido2518/Bleach%20Icons/thignored.jpg)(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/Ashido2518/Bleach%20Icons/thignored.jpg)(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/Ashido2518/Bleach%20Icons/thignored.jpg)(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/Ashido2518/Bleach%20Icons/thignored.jpg)
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Beaned for almost making a "C" but not following through.
You won't make it to the Internet Olympics with that attitude!
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banned, theres an internet olympics?
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banned, yeah, it's held in bejing.
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Beaned for not knowing about the glourious Internet Olympics.
Events include:
Synchronized Trolling
Image Spam
Forum Roleplaying Games
Rickrolling
Specious Argument
Neckbearding (Winter Games Only)
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Banned, because you didn't suggest that the Caveman story would win Gold for the internet Olympics Forum Games
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Beaned for letting the cat out of the bag! Hush up now! Or the Russians will realize it's all rigged!
Oh yeah, the Russians need some events they can win, otherwise they'd boycott.
Virus Coding (Summer Games Only)
Pirating Bad Movies
Political Purges
Gymnastics
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Banned for my ineptitude.
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banned cause de's heer threayd ain'ts ORKY de nough! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
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Banned to summon a Nurgling.
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Yu Banned den I use yur bod'e az da smasher ta sqish de nurglin
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Banned by a rampaging squiggoth.
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banned, the squiggoth turned on you by accident
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Banned for forgetting to capitalize the first letter of your sentence!
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.banned proper for grammer.
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banned four knot using korrekt grammer
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b&3d 4 !nc0r3c7 $p311!|\|g
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Banned for leet.
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banned for bigotry against |337
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Banned for improper spelling of 1337
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Banned for forgetting to put a period at the end of your sentence.
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banned for banning Faden so that I could not ban him and mention that └€έ† has no specific spelling though 1337 it the most common seeing as all it requires is numbers.
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Banned for using the incorrect gender to describe a person you have never met.
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banned because there are no girls on the internet.
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Banned for outdated cliche.
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banned because your right.
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Banned for admitting a mistake.
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Banned for being a semi-realistic spore creature. All spore creatures must look ridiculous.
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Banned because you have something on your nose.
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Banned for sitting on a monochrome dragon's nose, pointing, and staring.
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Beaned for also pointing and staring
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Banned for beaning previous poster
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Banned for beaning previous poster
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Banned.
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Banned and unbanned
and banned again!
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Banned for no avatar picture
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Banned for hypocrisy
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Beaned for hilarity!
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Banned for Beaning
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Beaned for Banana-ing!
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Banned, for not seeing the Future Story
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Beaned for living in the past!
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Banned for not living in the present.
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Banned for not bringing enough presents for all of us!
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Banned because we need way too much of you to properly run videogames.
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Banned for misplacing blame. Blame the newfangled graphics that everyone seems to expect!
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Banned for not fitting into the slot properly on old machines!
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Banned for being old...
and mechanical...
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Beaned for making me miss the beaning last post!
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Banned for trying to get me to invent new and exciting forms of abusive language.
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Banned because Tinypic deleted my avatar.
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Banned for not using photobucket!
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Beaned for not using flickr!
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bammed because i do!
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Banned for misspelling banned!
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bammed for not getting the emril reference!
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Beaned for cooking up some damn Emeril food! Why come ain't nobody stuffin' a lasagna inside a turkey! Where's the butter? Put butter on what I said!
What I NEED is a steak sandwich so big it's got a snout at one end and a tail at the other! Four damn leg holes in the bun! Just walk it to the table and shoot it!
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bammed for being too fat!
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Banned for killing dwarfguy1.
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bammed for having no proof!
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Banned for misspelling "banned".
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bammed for the same reason as ansrit.
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Banned for using a stale ban.
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bammed in the name of mabdug ulolanam.
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Banned for having forts that never survive for long!
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bammed for being right!
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Banned for having a secret life with another forum!
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Banned for not saying which!
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Banned for curiosity.
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bammed for not explaining!
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You're banned fool!(http://freeatalee.files.wordpress.com/2006/08/atomic-explosion.jpg)
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banned for using nuclear weapons.
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Beaned for opening his spoiler
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Banned for all the delicious canned food!
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Beaned for hiding the corn opener!
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Banned for thinking about the forbidden food!
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Banned for typing.
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Banned for wiping.
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Banned for being BKWM.
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Beaned for getting post-ninjad!
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Banned for ninja posting
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Beaned for revealing the Secret Family Recipe!
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Banned for keeping secrets!
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Beaned for mentioning my secrets!
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Banned for being an idiot.
(You can't even spell banned!)
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Banned for not knowing that he is doing that on purpose.
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Beaned for revealing my secret!
D:
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Beaned for revealing my secret!
D:
Banned for being the time up ghost in Bubble Bobble, scareing the carp out of me.
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*Ignores*
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Banned for weakness!
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Banned for using a lame excuse to ban!
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Banned for lameness!
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Banned for having a shorter name than me.
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Banned for having a name I can't be bothered remembering.
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Banned for love of goats.
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Banned for being against goats.
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Banned for having a signature that is being confusing!
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Banned for failing to accept that as a completely artificial construct it need operate according only to its own rules, to which it is adhering!
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Banned for having a confusing BAN
(PS: Thank you Dragnar,thank you.)
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Beaned for opposing a cute knees
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Banned by the
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ
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Banned for that is not a reason.
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Beaned for giving a reason. Even though that's a rule, and if you broke it by not giving a reason I'd ban you for that.
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Banned for banning someone who banned someone obviously from /*/
(certain words or phrases have been removed in order to not break "The Rules of The Internets")
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Beaned for not just putting Rule 34 out there.
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Banned for having a giraffe in their avatar.
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Banned for thinking it's a giraffe
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Banned for correcting me.
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Banned for admitting you were wrong.
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Banned for prosecuting admission of weakness.
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Banned for a weird avatar.
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Banned for thinking we will stop ignoring you
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Banned for "living while they die"!
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Banned for a weird avatar.
Banned for not knowing Gunnerkrigg Court.
And I know someone will ban me for banning someone i'm not supposed to ban...
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Banned for drawing your face with a marker!
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Banned for not realizing I needed it to communicate with the meatbag humie Antimony Carver.
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Banned! Dun-dun-duuuuun! You just broke the internet law no. #376! There, just then! did you see it? It was at 07:33:45 am!!!!
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Beaned for not realizing it's 4:33:45 for me because of time zone settings.
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Banned for time is not revelant.
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Banned. Time is relative.
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Banned dats a lye!
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Banned for stupid misplaced puns.
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Banned because of my new law against you.
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Banned for not telling me about your law.
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Beaned for demanding legal advice for free.
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Banned for beaning someone. Without filming it.
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Banned for voyeurism.
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Banned for being a fad!
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Banned for insulting spore!
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Beaned for not insulting Spore!
So many broken promises ...
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beaned?
banned for misusing the word BEAN!
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Banned for not getting the joke.
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Banned for having an inside joke!
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Banned, I'm not part of the joke and don't get it either!
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banned for effect.
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Banned for defect.
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banned for special effect. :o
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Banned for being a code.
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Beaned for being so rude.
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Banned you bastard.
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Banned for lacking an avatar.
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Beaned for cuddly avatar!
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Banned for horsey avatar!
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Beaned for a silhouettey avatar!
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Banned for being an enemy of the state.
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Beaned for stating enmity thusly
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Banned for banning me because of my avatar! You know she is cute!
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Banned for me not being cuddled in that avatar.
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Banned for not having a cuddly avatar! That is not cuddly!
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banned for lying, that avatar is quite cuddly.
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Banned. His avatar is just a face. Faces are not cuddly.
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Banned. His avatar is just a face. Faces are not cuddly.
Banned for not knowing my avatar is of this cute guy:
(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs43/f/2009/105/e/9/Cave_Story___Balrog_Icon_by_Doctor_Cool.png)
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Banned for making me realize that I was wrong! Where is that from anyway?
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Banned for making me realize that I was wrong! Where is that from anyway?
Banned for ignorance!
Cave Story. Google it, it's a great game. It's freeware, and there's actually a Wiiware port for it coming out on the 22nd. The characters in the game are really :3-worthy. My avatar and the picture are Balrog, one of the bosses you'll be fighting multiple times.
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Banned for being the same age as me! And thank you.
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Beaned for drooling
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Banned. You wouldn't drool over this?
http://www.animepaper.net/gallery/scans/tagged/item180699/ (http://www.animepaper.net/gallery/scans/tagged/item180699/)
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Banned: I can't see the image.
Balrog
HUZZAH!
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Banned. I fixed it.
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Banned your avatar makes me suspicious of its origins.
(http://grantsrant.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fbi.jpg)
I suspect loli.
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Banned. The character is physically 16. The avatar is chibi. Chronologically... much older.
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Dang, I wanted to bean Huesoo for suggesting that a pencil drawing of a thing is as illegal as doing the thing depicted. Sure would suck for Tom Clancy, what with all the murders he depicted in his books. It would be at least a hundred life sentences, if not execution.
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Banned for lacking speed.
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Beaned for not giving me enough power, Mister Scott!
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Banned for not having enough power.
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Beaned for not having enough shading
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Banned 'cause beaned is getting old.
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Banned for not having enough pylons!
Banned for ninja!(though the first reason is still accurate. It is ALWAYS accurate)
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Banned. I had enough pylons. I had 200 psi, I couldn't get anymore. And I love that game.
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Banned: You still must construct additional pylons!!!! Pylons are like dakka: There is nevar enuff!
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Banned. Your still in this thread even when I banned you before, therefore it's a double ban!
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Banned for thinking you have any rights.
Also: 500th page spam ;D
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Banned for denying my double ban.
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Banned for having a sig that looks cool until you really pay attention to it.
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Banned for falling in my loop trap.
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Beaned: it's hardly a loop trap. It's accurate. AFAICT?
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I'll beaned you...
BANNED
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Banned: You do not have a right to remain silent. If you choose not to cooperate with this interview, your silence will be used against you in a court of law. You do not have a right to an attorney. If you can afford an attorney, you may request one at the point of trial.
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Banned for using a word I don't know (attorney)
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Banned for using a word I don't know (attorney)
Banned: It means lawyer you dunce!
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Banned because I'm only 14 and I wouldn't know that...yet.
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Banned for being too young to have tasted the Flavors of Life! Legally, anyway.
And I knew attorney at 12. Or less. I mean, CMON.
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Banned for being patronizing.
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Banman!
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Banned for not banning Halmie with no reason.
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Banned for thinking he needs a reason
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Banned for being exiled. An honorable DF player wouldn't get exiled!
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That's why you are banned
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I am banning you for lack of statement that it is YOU performing that ban, explicit or implied.
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Banned for whining.
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Beaned for whinging
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Banned for beaning rather than banning.
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Beaned for banning rather than beaning
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Banned for being evilynessful
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Banned. Evil is cool.
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Banned for the word I made is one I just made up and doesn't mean anything evil.
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Banned for making up a word that reminded me of evil!
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Banned for letting him confuse you
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Banned: You do not have a right to remain silent. If you choose not to cooperate with this interview, your silence will be used against you in a court of law. You do not have a right to an attorney. If you can afford an attorney, you may request one at the point of trial.
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Banned for using the same ban that banned me.
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Banned because I convict you of wearing bodyarmor while attempting a murder.
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Banned for making a reference that I understand.
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Banned for understanding pre-stated reference.
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Banned...
;D
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You are banned for the following charges: Raised the Red Flag, is part of the communist party, and practiced more than 70 counts of bear wrestling.
You no longer have the right to an attorney, but if you have the required amount of funds you may request one during trial. You have the right to remain silence, anything you say may and will be used against you in the court of law.
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Banned. It is YOU who have no rights.
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Banned. It is YOU who have no rights.
Banned: How dare you.
Everyone knows hurtful speech is outlawed at Arch-Conservative.
Death Squad, you know what to do.
xdarkcodex has been executed on this date. All files, videos, and records that are affiliated with him are to be eliminated tomorrow. Let this be an example for you liberals.
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OH MY GOD!!!
you soo banned.
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Banned: I have diplomatic immunity, so all you can't ban me.
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Watch me...
BANNED!
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Banned: Invalid Ban.
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Ummm banned?
This whole page is basicly me and you banning each other :D
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Banned because this page needs some new blood.
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Beaned for not offering that new blood to Armok
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Banned for Armok worship.
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Beaned for not worshipping Armok, or at least pouring out blood upon the stones to appease him and escape his wrath.
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Banned because I can't find a good DS emulator and free Diamond/Pearl downloads.
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YOU BANNED FOOL!
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Banned for quote pyramid!
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Banned because it is a quote ziggurat!
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quote]Banned because mine is biggar!
[/quote]
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Banned because that statement is FALSE!
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Banned because you're compensating for something.
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Hot poop! My eyes!
Quick let's bean him a bunch of times to get us to the next page.
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Banned because that statement is FALSE!
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Beaned for perpetuating, man!
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Banned because I can't find a good DS emulator and free Diamond/Pearl downloads.
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Banned for repetition!
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Banned for not banning the other guy who used two of the same posts as well.
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Banned for banning the other guy.
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Banned for banning that other guy.
Banned because I can't find a good DS emulator and free Diamond/Pearl downloads.
Bah, just get a GBA emulator. The old games are pretty much the same thing. Or you could, ya know, buy the games.
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Banned because I can!
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Banned: You broke the ziggurat, it appears to have some sort of fin on top.
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banned for making a valid observation.
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Banned because I'm to tired to think of something.
Whoa the quote thing over laps!
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Banned for not thinking hard enough.
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Banned...you sound like my teacher.
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BAnned because you get a D- on that ban attempt!
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Banned: I htink I'll give you a C for that effort.
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Banned for giving a teacher a grade.
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Banned because when last we met I was but the student, and now I am the master.
*lightsaber-slashy-noise*
*Acanthus117 drops over dead banned*
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Banned for lightsaber!
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Banned for not saying Acanthus117 would "become more powerful than I could possibly imagine."
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Banned because I became more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
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Banned because all you did was tell Luke to 'use the force' when a targeting computer would have been fine.
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Banned: That was a terrible targeting computer! It told them when to fire, but didn't actually fire the missiles itself. Nothing that precise should be left up to human reflex.
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Banned for thinking waaay too hard about a star wars movie :D
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Banned for mentioning about Star Wars
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Banned for hypocrisy.
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Banned this thread will soon 505.
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Beaned for mentioning page number.
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Banned for suppressing the truth!
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banned for banning a person who never banned someone
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Banned for Grammar (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GrammarNazi) Naziism (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitle7vljslfu?from=Main.GodwinsLaw).
(Despite the Godwin's Law link, I do not actually want this thread to (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThoseWackyNazis) sto (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CandleJack))
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Banned for linking to TvTropes.
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Banned for ninjaing my ban
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Banned for not linking to a TVTropes related article.
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Banned for being a (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hypocrite)
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Banned for not completing a sentence as typed.
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Banned for not saying Candle Jack, seriously say i
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Banned because I finally cleaned my computer room, and I found three games.
And a favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card of mine.
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/9/9e/Cat%27sEarTribeMFC-NA-R-1E.jpg)
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Banned: It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
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Banned: The grue is full. It ate you instead.
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Banned: what going on fill me in?
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Banned:
xdarckcodex has been executed by the secret police for attempting to know important information.
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Banned for mentioning the secret police...=P
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Banned for thoughtcrime.
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Banned:
Tradanbattlan has been sentenced to life in the gassing camps.
May *insert deity here* have mercy on his soul.
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Banned.
Phantom has been sentenced to be eaten by sandworms for stealing spice.
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Banned for copying.
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Banned:
You have been sentenced to death.
Also Phantom simply uses his chrono pack to get the hell away from the sandworms.
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Banned I was trying to help you.
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Banned:
You are sentenced to be erased from history by chrono legionnaires.
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Banned for attempting to rewrite history.
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Bannned by the 31st Tesla Trooper Regiment.
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Banned for not giving a reason.
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Banned by the 609th Conscript division for being a traitor.
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Banned. You have no right to ban people this often.
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Banned by the 407th Red Guard Minigunner Battalion.
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Phantom: Banned for illogically trying to gas a robot
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Banned by the 407th Red Guard Minigunner Battalion.
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Banned because nothing short of robots half my size can ban me
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Banned by the 407th Red Guard Minigunner Battalion.
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Banned by the 407th Red Guard Minigunner Battalion.
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Banned for using someone else's ban!
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Banned because other people did it too.
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Banned because that's no excuse!
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Banned for not realizing that it is a bad but valid excuse.
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Banned: It is an excuse, but it is both bad and invalid.
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Banned for monochrome avatar
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Banned for judging people by the colour of their avatars.
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Banned by the power of the DF_awsome_face avatar!
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Banned: Your avatar vanishes in an instant on firefox.
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Banned for try to view my avatar with firefox...=P
(http://a.random-image.net/hungry/dfawsomefaces.jpg)
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Banned: I can see it in the spoiler...
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Banned because I know spoilers are strange like that.
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(http://www.honduras.com/sept15/marching-band.jpg)
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Banned for banding.
What a horible pun.
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banned for being evil
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banned for being evil
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Beaned for quoting.
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Banned for overusing your running gag.
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Beaned: what running gag? This is a confusing thing for me ???
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Banned:
It seems the judge sentences you to life as a sex toy for grues.
Nice knowing you.
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banned for having that crappy avatar
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Banned: Who cares?
I use it if I want to or not.
If you don't want me to have, meddle with the free speech laws.
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Banned for being silly and trying to make a dispute in spam thread.
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Banned: Entaro Adun.
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Banned: Nuda Oratne
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Banned. Don't you get the reference? Adun Toridas! and it's En Taro Adun.
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Banned: I'm about to drop the hammer.
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Banned for invoking Hammer Time.
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Banned for not getting the reference.
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Banned for derailing the thread with un-fun references that no one understnds.
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Banned because I referenced Starcraft.
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Banned for banning Haspen while I was taking a shower, keeping me from banning him because I got the reference.
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Banned for infidelity, treason and poisoning the minds of children.
DIE, HERETIC INFIDEL!
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Banned for infidelity, treason and poisoning the minds of children.
DIE, HERETIC INFIDEL!
Banned for somehow knowing I was playing Liberal Crime Squad.
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Banned because that was random.
Also,
Stop, Criminal Scum!
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Banned because that was random.
Also,
Stop, Criminal Scum!
Banned: You'll never take me down without bloodshed!
Phantom detonates several pipebombs he's hidden in the world.
Some just explode and only a few are killed.
Some cause disasters.
Final death toll is 4 million.
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Banned for mass murder: Only the Doctor is allowed to do that!
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Banned because I'm the Surgeon General.
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Banned for being someone that no one really cares about.
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Banned 'cause I'm the great grandson of Rodolfo. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salvador_A._Rodolfo,_Sr.)
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Banned because I'm filipino as well.
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Banned for being part of a two man ban war.
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Banned because I'm winking at you and you arent responding. :'(
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Banned because I just now found out you changed your avatar. ;)
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Banned 'cause Rodolfo ain't really my grand dad. (But his nickname was Phantom)
My grand dad was a guerilla during WW2 that operated in Visayas.
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Banned because that's fucking awesome.
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Banned: Which part?
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All of it.
and banned because Order of the Stick is strangely entertaining.
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Banned because I'm butthurt about not ever hearing of Order of the Stick
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Banned for changing your avatar.
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Banned because I require more vespene gas.
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Banned for not having enough pylons.
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Banned because a Nuclear Launch Was Detected.
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Banned because you already have zerg in every nook and cranny of your base.
Kekekekeke.
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Banned 'cause my buildings lifted off.
And
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/halolz-dot-com-starcraft-siegetankrush.gif)
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Banned for vehicle spam.
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Banned: This is the final ban.
/thread.
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Banned for '/thread'ing.
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Banned for not letting the thread die!
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Banned for defending the wishful death of a thread
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Banned for randomness
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BANNED. LISTEN TO ME!
I said:
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Now die.
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Banned for attempting to take control over the laws of the internet
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Banned becuase you need forensic evidence.
FAKEEDIT: Banned for ninja with out being a ninja.
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Banned: You obviously don't understand.
/entire forum
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Banned: Ballos told me to. The world will thank me for this.
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BANNED: GTFO! I SAID /thread. I WILL SAY IT ONE (OR TWO OR THREE) MORE TIME.
/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread/thread
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Banned because you're acting like a single child from a rich family.
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Banned for spamming... banned for posting when I'm posting twice!
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Banned for giving sho twits.
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Banned for making a fucking 512 page thread jesus christ.
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Banned for bad words.
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Banned 'cause you mother fucker got your ass into a shit storm.
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Banned for bad words.
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Banned for quoting my awsum wordz!
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Banned 'cause you mother fucker got your ass into a shit storm.
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Banned for bad words.
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This had quieted down... and now it's just dumb. Forum games should have some kind of content or something.