Smoke ALOT.Hah! I'd pump myself full of steroids and go on a rampage, deliberately throwing cars in front of doorways.
Infect myself.
Shoot long tongue and choke people.
Leave to whur?
No whur to hide Strife. No whur to hide.
Heh heh heh
Yes, I have a plan. No, I'm not telling you it, because there's no reason to believe that any actual zombies will forget absolutely everything they knew when alive, and with all due respect, I don't want you eating my brains.(Also, I'd rather they ask first before raiding my food supplies. Though of course I would be happy to honour the concept of leaving first-aid kits randomly dotted around for others to find, if I can spare any. ;)
If there's a thread where the world gets overrun by dirty, underground Minotaurs, then count me in.Threads are useful when it comes to Minotaurs in underground mazes, I hear. ;)
The old thread was in Various Nonsense, so let's begin anew! What would you do if zombies invaded?
Contact your local authorities, if they don't have some sort of plan then you'll be the first to die. A suprising amount of people put thought into this problem, and most of them are otherwise sane.The old thread was in Various Nonsense, so let's begin anew! What would you do if zombies invaded?
I'd be the first to die. Not because I want to, mind you, but because I'm not hardcore enough to survive zombies. :(
Crowbars are good against ANYTHING.
Ever played Half Life?
Contact your local authorities, if they don't have some sort of plan then you'll be the first to die. A suprising amount of people put thought into this problem, and most of them are otherwise sane.
Contact your local authorities, if they don't have some sort of plan then you'll be the first to die. A suprising amount of people put thought into this problem, and most of them are otherwise sane.The old thread was in Various Nonsense, so let's begin anew! What would you do if zombies invaded?
I'd be the first to die. Not because I want to, mind you, but because I'm not hardcore enough to survive zombies. :(
They'll eventually decay in like a decade, but only if you can live that long. ::)They will decay much sooner then that, but that wouldent solve anything. Then you would just have SKELETONS.
They can walk over to your island though. They don't breath neither.Skellies would not be able to swim. And the ocean pressure at the bottom of the ocean would make it difficult to walk and make their bones brittle. Then a well-placed smack would work fine. Not to mention Skeletons can't infect you.
They can walk over to your island though. They don't breath neither.Skellies would not be able to swim. And the ocean pressure at the bottom of the ocean would make it difficult to walk and make their bones brittle. Then a well-placed smack would work fine. Not to mention Skeletons can't infect you.
But yes, one would need to have a ship with no way of climbing the sides. That would work perfectly.
Skeletons can infect you just as well as any other undead.They can walk over to your island though. They don't breath neither.Skellies would not be able to swim. And the ocean pressure at the bottom of the ocean would make it difficult to walk and make their bones brittle. Then a well-placed smack would work fine. Not to mention Skeletons can't infect you.
But yes, one would need to have a ship with no way of climbing the sides. That would work perfectly.
If it becomes airborn then unless you leave earth entirely your screwed no matter what.They can walk over to your island though. They don't breath neither.Skellies would not be able to swim. And the ocean pressure at the bottom of the ocean would make it difficult to walk and make their bones brittle. Then a well-placed smack would work fine. Not to mention Skeletons can't infect you.
But yes, one would need to have a ship with no way of climbing the sides. That would work perfectly.
Not realy. The vector might become airborn.
eaten by all the fish.Those are some beastly fish we're talkin' here.
Reports have shown of bloated zombies floating onto unexpecting island shores...Boomer! (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=276)
Once ammo is gone and food are gone, strife is dead.There is no food to start with!
Roof plus scoped rifle plus box of bullets.
could boil and drink rainwaterWhy would you need to boil rainwater?
Quotecould boil and drink rainwaterWhy would you need to boil rainwater?
Find an island, put a massive shark net all around it and live there till the whole thing blows over.
That also means that there is no viable means for resuplying yourself. [...] In theory it's possible to supply yourself with food through farming, but finding sufficient amounts of fertiliser is going to be a problem, since animals are out of the question. Crop rotation can solve a part of the problem, but there is going to be a time that you need to move on because the ground's been depleted. Best would probably be a modified SUV that runs on vegetable oil. You'd need to have multiple guarded compounds or a way to secure an area for long enough that yuo can fortify it, both of which will be problematic.Plump Helmets! Underground farms! Impenetrable Walls sealing oneself off from everyone else!
But yes going through water is something zombies do poorly. They would probably be eaten by all the fish.
Actually, if I had time, I could run an extension cord to my roof and have my electric kettle there as well.Ah yes. The priority of the authorities/zombie overloads (delete either, if inapplicable) is keeping your electricity supply running/generator fueled up. ;D
Nice to see you recognized it, but if you had a helicopter, you could get to the helipad. Remember the new rule of the world: my gun is bigger than your gun, therefore, your stuff is now mine.
Nice to see you recognized it, but if you had a helicopter, you could get to the helipad. Remember the new rule of the world: my gun is bigger than your gun, therefore, your stuff is now mine.
My ammo is smaller then yours thus you will run out of it first.
I'm thinking Max Brooks' zombies.
If you were dealing with only a handful of zombies, that tactic works, but if you were dealing with more then the zombies pile on the barbed wire, making it useless unless you just plan on slowing them down to get yourself an early warning. It would be more effective if tugging the rope caused some bells to ring somewhere away from you, distracting the zombies and moving them to some random useless location.
Razor wire? Zombies feel no pain from shallow cuts.
Lethal-voltage electric fences and sentry guns are the way to go. Directed energy weapons are better in a post-apocalyptic scenario, as long as you have enough solar panels to recharge the capacitors.
Or a moat.A moat full of bleach could work just as well, and bleach is more easily aquired.
A moat filled with Magma.
Don't forget though, automatic weapons work wonders on raiders; fighting other people is just as likely in this scenario.So does razor wire. You have to have a magma moat then razor wire.
The best thing to do would be to gradually acclimatise your body to raw food then if needs be you can eat without having to cook. Bonus points if you prepare yourself now so your ready when the time comes.Yes. Learn to consume raw flesh. Of any creature, including humans. And I'm sure you'll mentally benefit from the ingestion of fresh cerebellum.
A moat full of bleach could work just as well, and bleach is more easily aquired."Digging designation cancelled: disinfected stone located"
Professor Robert Smith? (the question mark is part of his surname and not a typographical mistake) and colleagues wrote: "We model a zombie attack using biological assumptions based on popular zombie movies.
"We introduce a basic model for zombie infection and illustrate the outcome with numerical solutions."
On his university web page, the mathematics professor at Ottawa University says the question mark distinguishes him from Robert Smith, lead singer of rock band The Cure.
Seriously? The guy legally added a question mark to his name rather than use a middle name, nickname, or changing his last name? Seriously?Yes?
Be careful, Im part of the Burchell Arms Regulars, pro survivor group and guardians of beer.
Then again, there are bactaria that breath Iron and eat uranium.Yes/No (delete as inapplicable).
How can people not know what zombies are?
Right. I'd buy a Danish phrasebook along the way unless I had already learned Danish. Whatever's most highly recommended of what I can find at an airport.I went to Denmark once. When I was young. When there was only one and only Legoland (and I've not yet found a decent enough excuse to visit Legoland Windsor... like having kidnapped my friends' kids or something).
Thankfully, I live nearby a place with access to a very isolated island, with no land around for kilometres and miles. So unless the dead make a bridge to get to me, im pretty save there. I can grow vegetables and bring my GF and the future of the human race will depend on my inbred ancestors :oBut they're dead. Drowning's not a problem for them.
I just said that.
We can always live in antratrica, zombies can't swim their anyway, and all dangerous animals are out of the question.
Zombie sharks would be a problem, and water since you can't drink salt water... Go to the North Pole?Even if the sharks are zombies, their still sharks...
I don't think cruise ships have that, or oil drilling devices.I'd say fuel would be your main concern, and of course food. But there's virtually unlimited amounts of fresh water sitting on both poles[1] in a solid mass that is doesn't need anything so complex as desalination, just application of heat.