Push right past him. The booze is in the wagon, that is the only place to go.
This is quite possibly the best drawing ever.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
> bite obstacle in third toe, left foot!And then eat its
Distract the farmer with one of your extremely witty jokes, then hop into the wagon and help yourself to the booze!We are sober. We don't have any of those, or it would fail miserably.
Kick the dwarf in the groin. In the resulting chaos, nick one barrel off of the wagon, take off your thongs, light them up and throw them in the wagon amidst the other barrels. Boozebomb!
Destroy precious booze that could cure our sobriety later on? Nah, steal it all and light the caravan.
I was just thinking about how awesome a Dwarf Fortress themed MSPaint Adventure would be, and lo, I find one!
Say that you are, indeed, the volunteer miner they have been waiting for, and agree to do whatever tasks the caravan has in store for a volunteer miner in exchange for some of that delicious booze. Strike the earth!
EDIT: I'm curious, but how do you determine which action to take? Do you just randomly choose one of the posts, and do what it says? Or do you choose the most (or least) reasonable one?
A mountain surrounded by tropical wetlands with a 30+ z waterfall, a magma pipe, and a cave full of kobolds!
Settle on a tile that has all of the folowing:
*A frozen frozen sinister tundra called The Thousand Needles of Eternal Torture
*Nearby the sea The Pregnant Sea Of Zombie Wales,
*The glacier The Looming Terror starting in the adjutant worldmap tile,
*A human city of Milksugars.
*A goblin tower
*A chasm full of GCS in
*A freezing mountain
*A cold forest, a magma pipe
*An underground river.
*A haunted desert
*A haunted swamp
*A Terrifying Volcano with skeletal fire imps
*Tropical wetlands
*A 30+ z waterfall
*A Terrifying glacier
*HFS
*A cave full of kobolds that guards the volcano
... I think someone has been messing with the worldgen parameters.
Settle on a tile that has all of the folowing:Don't forget an iron ore and the beautiful skeletal eagles, remarkable for their talons. Your favorite animal.
*A frozen frozen sinister tundra called The Thousand Needles of Eternal Torture
*Nearby the sea The Pregnant Sea Of Zombie Wales,
*The glacier The Looming Terror starting in the adjutant worldmap tile,
*A human city of Milksugars.
*A goblin tower
*A chasm full of GCS in
*A freezing mountain
*A cold forest, a magma pipe
*An underground river.
*A haunted desert
*A haunted swamp
*A Terrifying Volcano with skeletal fire imps
*Tropical wetlands
*A 30+ z waterfall
*A Terrifying glacier
*HFS
*A cave full of kobolds that guards the volcano
... I think someone has been messing with the worldgen parameters.
Add those to.Settle on a tile that has all of the folowing:Don't forget an iron ore and the beautiful skeletal eagles, remarkable for their talons. Your favorite animal.
*A frozen frozen sinister tundra called The Thousand Needles of Eternal Torture
*Nearby the sea The Pregnant Sea Of Zombie Wales,
*The glacier The Looming Terror starting in the adjutant worldmap tile,
*A human city of Milksugars.
*A goblin tower
*A chasm full of GCS in
*A freezing mountain
*A cold forest, a magma pipe
*An underground river.
*A haunted desert
*A haunted swamp
*A Terrifying Volcano with skeletal fire imps
*Tropical wetlands
*A 30+ z waterfall
*A Terrifying glacier
*HFS
*A cave full of kobolds that guards the volcano
... I think someone has been messing with the worldgen parameters.
And zombie elephants.Add those to.Settle on a tile that has all of the folowing:Don't forget an iron ore and the beautiful skeletal eagles, remarkable for their talons. Your favorite animal.
*A frozen frozen sinister tundra called The Thousand Needles of Eternal Torture
*Nearby the sea The Pregnant Sea Of Zombie Wales,
*The glacier The Looming Terror starting in the adjutant worldmap tile,
*A human city of Milksugars.
*A goblin tower
*A chasm full of GCS in
*A freezing mountain
*A cold forest, a magma pipe
*An underground river.
*A haunted desert
*A haunted swamp
*A Terrifying Volcano with skeletal fire imps
*Tropical wetlands
*A 30+ z waterfall
*A Terrifying glacier
*HFS
*A cave full of kobolds that guards the volcano
... I think someone has been messing with the worldgen parameters.
Also, skeletal carp in the underground river.
And zombie elephants.Add those to.Settle on a tile that has all of the folowing:Don't forget an iron ore and the beautiful skeletal eagles, remarkable for their talons. Your favorite animal.
*A frozen frozen sinister tundra called The Thousand Needles of Eternal Torture
*Nearby the sea The Pregnant Sea Of Zombie Wales,
*The glacier The Looming Terror starting in the adjutant worldmap tile,
*A human city of Milksugars.
*A goblin tower
*A chasm full of GCS in
*A freezing mountain
*A cold forest, a magma pipe
*An underground river.
*A haunted desert
*A haunted swamp
*A Terrifying Volcano with skeletal fire imps
*Tropical wetlands
*A 30+ z waterfall
*A Terrifying glacier
*HFS
*A cave full of kobolds that guards the volcano
... I think someone has been messing with the worldgen parameters.
Also, skeletal carp in the underground river.
Yes, and skeletal jellyfish and hoary marmoths(sp?).And zombie elephants.Add those to.Settle on a tile that has all of the folowing:Don't forget an iron ore and the beautiful skeletal eagles, remarkable for their talons. Your favorite animal.
*A frozen frozen sinister tundra called The Thousand Needles of Eternal Torture
*Nearby the sea The Pregnant Sea Of Zombie Wales,
*The glacier The Looming Terror starting in the adjutant worldmap tile,
*A human city of Milksugars.
*A goblin tower
*A chasm full of GCS in
*A freezing mountain
*A cold forest, a magma pipe
*An underground river.
*A haunted desert
*A haunted swamp
*A Terrifying Volcano with skeletal fire imps
*Tropical wetlands
*A 30+ z waterfall
*A Terrifying glacier
*HFS
*A cave full of kobolds that guards the volcano
... I think someone has been messing with the worldgen parameters.
Also, skeletal carp in the underground river.
I recommend some crazy tribal humans, can't go wrong with that.
Why do I see no mermaids on this list?Yes, and skeletal jellyfish and hoary marmoths(sp?).And zombie elephants.Add those to.Settle on a tile that has all of the folowing:Don't forget an iron ore and the beautiful skeletal eagles, remarkable for their talons. Your favorite animal.
*A frozen frozen sinister tundra called The Thousand Needles of Eternal Torture
*Nearby the sea The Pregnant Sea Of Zombie Wales,
*The glacier The Looming Terror starting in the adjutant worldmap tile,
*A human city of Milksugars.
*A goblin tower
*A chasm full of GCS in
*A freezing mountain
*A cold forest, a magma pipe
*An underground river.
*A haunted desert
*A haunted swamp
*A Terrifying Volcano with skeletal fire imps
*Tropical wetlands
*A 30+ z waterfall
*A Terrifying glacier
*HFS
*A cave full of kobolds that guards the volcano
... I think someone has been messing with the worldgen parameters.
Also, skeletal carp in the underground river.
I recommend some crazy tribal humans, can't go wrong with that.
The tile should also have beautiful, innocent mermaid migrating every year that can be bread in captivity for their valuable bones.Why do I see no mermaids on this list?Yes, and skeletal jellyfish and hoary marmoths(sp?).And zombie elephants.Add those to.Settle on a tile that has all of the folowing:Don't forget an iron ore and the beautiful skeletal eagles, remarkable for their talons. Your favorite animal.
*A frozen frozen sinister tundra called The Thousand Needles of Eternal Torture
*Nearby the sea The Pregnant Sea Of Zombie Wales,
*The glacier The Looming Terror starting in the adjutant worldmap tile,
*A human city of Milksugars.
*A goblin tower
*A chasm full of GCS in
*A freezing mountain
*A cold forest, a magma pipe
*An underground river.
*A haunted desert
*A haunted swamp
*A Terrifying Volcano with skeletal fire imps
*Tropical wetlands
*A 30+ z waterfall
*A Terrifying glacier
*HFS
*A cave full of kobolds that guards the volcano
... I think someone has been messing with the worldgen parameters.
Also, skeletal carp in the underground river.
I recommend some crazy tribal humans, can't go wrong with that.
And absolutely no microcline.The tile should also have beautiful, innocent mermaid migrating every year that can be bread in captivity for their valuable bones.Why do I see no mermaids on this list?Yes, and skeletal jellyfish and hoary marmoths(sp?).And zombie elephants.Add those to.Settle on a tile that has all of the folowing:Don't forget an iron ore and the beautiful skeletal eagles, remarkable for their talons. Your favorite animal.
*A frozen frozen sinister tundra called The Thousand Needles of Eternal Torture
*Nearby the sea The Pregnant Sea Of Zombie Wales,
*The glacier The Looming Terror starting in the adjutant worldmap tile,
*A human city of Milksugars.
*A goblin tower
*A chasm full of GCS in
*A freezing mountain
*A cold forest, a magma pipe
*An underground river.
*A haunted desert
*A haunted swamp
*A Terrifying Volcano with skeletal fire imps
*Tropical wetlands
*A 30+ z waterfall
*A Terrifying glacier
*HFS
*A cave full of kobolds that guards the volcano
... I think someone has been messing with the worldgen parameters.
Also, skeletal carp in the underground river.
I recommend some crazy tribal humans, can't go wrong with that.
The tile should also have beautiful, innocent mermaid migrating every year that can be bread in captivity for their valuable bones.
Magma lake.Seconded! Add it to the list!
Magma lake.
MAGMA LAAAAAAAKE.
Magma lake.Seconded! Add it to the list!
Magma lake.
MAGMA LAAAAAAAKE.
Is Cajoes still here?Well There's really only three explanations:
I think we have a suitable embark site... it's not like you need to actually gen it.
I searched for Cajoes posts on the entire forum, his most recent is this thread seems to have been his last. I hope this can still continue...
D) He's died from starvation trying to get everything we suggested for the embark site in the picture.Is Cajoes still here?Well There's really only three explanations:
I think we have a suitable embark site... it's not like you need to actually gen it.
I searched for Cajoes posts on the entire forum, his most recent is this thread seems to have been his last. I hope this can still continue...
A) Hes busy with real life stuff.
B) Hes Drawing the next picture and it's taking awhile.
C) Hes not drawing them because hes playing the game.
B) Hes Drawing the next picture and it's taking awhile.
Just have patience man, he'll get around to continuing this thing if he wants to.
B) Hes Drawing the next picture and it's taking awhile.
Wouldn't he at least reply or something then?
and now to alter my creature files to include this incredible Beast, the makken....
its amazing that one could get ideas from such an absurdly hilarious thing as this.
[CREATURE:MAKKEN]
[NAME:Makken:Makken:Makkish]
[TILE:'M'][COLOR:4:1:1]
[Buildingdestroyer:2]
[LARGE_ROAMING][BIOME:SUBTERRANEAN_LAVA][FREQUENCY:1][DIFFICULTY:5]
[MODVALUE:20]
[FIREIMMUNE][LIKES_FIGHTING][MAGMA_VISION]
[NOBREATHE][NOSTUN][NOEMOTION]
[SEVERONBREAKS][NOSKIN]
[BUILDINGDESTROYER:2]
[SIZE:22]
[NOFEAR]
[PREFSTRING:fierce claws]
[PREFSTRING:vicious maw]
[PREFSTRING:tendency to cause smoke on the water]
[BODYgloss:claw_hand]
[bodygloss:claw_foot]
[BODYGLOSS:MAW]
[BP:UB:upper body][UPPERBODY]
[BP:MB:middle body][CON:UB][LOWERBODY]
[BP:LB:lower body][CON:MB][LOWERBODY]
[BP:RL:right rear leg][CON:LB][LIMB][RIGHT]
[BP:LL:left rear leg][CON:LB][LIMB][LEFT]
[BP:RF:right rear foot][CON:RL][STANCE][GRASP][RIGHT]
[BP:LF:left rear foot][CON:LL][STANCE][GRASP][LEFT]
[BP:RL2:right rear leg][CON:MB][LIMB][RIGHT]
[BP:LL2:left rear leg][CON:MB][LIMB][LEFT]
[BP:RF:right rear foot][CON:RL2][STANCE][GRASP][RIGHT]
[BP:LF:left rear foot][CON:LL2][STANCE][GRASP][LEFT]
[BODY:UPPERBODY_PINCERS]
[BP:R_UB_PINCER:right pincer][CONTYPE:UPPERBODY][GRASP][RIGHT]
[BP:L_UB_PINCER:left pincer][CONTYPE:UPPERBODY][GRASP][LEFT]
[BODY:BASIC_HEAD]
[BODY:4EYES]
[BODY:BRAIN]
[BODY:ORGANS]
[BODY:MOUTH]
[DAMBLOCK:10]
[ATTACK:MAIN:BYTYPE:GRASP:claw:claws:5:15:Gore][ATTACKFLAG_WITH]
[ATTACK:MAIN:BYTYPE:MOUTH:bite:bites:10:20:Gore][ATTACKFLAG_WITH]
[NO_DRINK][NO_EAT][NO_SLEEP]
[ALL_ACTIVE]
[FIXED_TEMP:12000]
[SWIMS_INNATE][SWIM_SPEED:2500]
[POPULATION_NUMBER:2:5]
[LARGE_PREDATOR]Settle on a tile that has all of the folowing:
*A frozen frozen sinister tundra called The Thousand Needles of Eternal Torture
*Nearby the sea The Pregnant Sea Of Zombie Wales,
*The glacier The Looming Terror starting in the adjutant worldmap tile,
*A human city of Milksugars.
*A goblin tower
*A chasm full of GCS in
*A freezing mountain
*A cold forest, a magma pipe
*An underground river.
*A haunted desert
*A haunted swamp
*A Terrifying Volcano with skeletal fire imps
*Tropical wetlands
*A 30+ z waterfall
*A Terrifying glacier
*HFS
*A cave full of kobolds that guards the volcano
... I think someone has been messing with the worldgen parameters.
disregard my pervious post. THIS is where we should go!