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Title: QuestionParty
Post by: Errol on August 10, 2009, 06:18:18 am
http://www.questionparty.com/ (http://www.questionparty.com/)

Answer questions by random people, or submit your own. You can also rifle through old (answered) questions. Can potentially be comedy gold.
Title: Re: QuestionParty
Post by: Ampersand on August 10, 2009, 07:56:59 pm
The question I came across.

How does eu (European Union.) look like from the turkish point of view?

My answer.

That's nobody's business but the Turks.
Title: Re: QuestionParty
Post by: ousire on August 10, 2009, 08:58:58 pm
question: So what is the use of these drugs if they adversely react to or health?
answer: to hide in someone's drink for shits and giggles
Title: Re: QuestionParty
Post by: Errol on August 11, 2009, 02:01:14 am
Rifling through old questions/answers:

What do you think will happen when the mayan calendar ends?

    * We will make a new one. Out of paper and string.
    * All of the Mayan computers will crash.

How does blood differ from other connective tissues?

    * its a solid
    * no
    * when you cut yourself, ligaments and tendons don't generally come pouring out.
    * Don't even get me started.
    * It tastes better.

Can the user assess whether it is worth the click before he or she leaves the topic?

    * Middle click instead.

How to promote such high-tech industries?

    * Send out flyers that smell like chocolate.
    * put a hot girl next to it.
    * Appeal to the target audience.
    * ban monkey grinders
    * Over-hype the product.

Why are there so many moths lately?

    * When a mommy moth and a daddy moth love each other very much, they have lots of naughty fun and that's why there are so many moths lately.
    * Climate change
    * maybe you didn't change your undies.

Didn't find that much good ones...

/e:

What quacks like a duck, walks like a duck, and smells like a duck?

    * Your mom.
    * Wood and witches.
Title: Re: QuestionParty
Post by: Jackrabbit on August 11, 2009, 02:04:07 am
Oh man, this rules.
Title: Re: QuestionParty
Post by: Rilder on August 11, 2009, 03:36:17 am
Reading through old answers:

Why did it happen?

    * Because the Jews planned it.
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Can you describe how this protest went down?

    * We all laid there as if the police killed us all
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So why did god command the land to bring forth life?

    * He was bored and stoned. It's widely regarded as a bad move.
    * He ran out of strawberrys.
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What really happened?

    * I kicked the shit out of her
    * The lady threw her hand at a guy, who caught the hand and ate it.
    * I've been trying to piece that together myself.
    * The blue socks from Corrocs fell down from the hearth, setting the lounge ablaze. Fun times. No really!
    * The earth shook, and everyone died.
Title: Re: QuestionParty
Post by: Sappho on August 11, 2009, 04:51:07 am
Where do these questions come from?  Just randomly pulled off of web sites?
Title: Re: QuestionParty
Post by: Rilder on August 11, 2009, 05:10:45 am
Quote from: Sappho on August 11, 2009, 04:51:07 am
Where do these questions come from?  Just randomly pulled off of web sites?

People submit them (just answer enough questions and you might get "We don't have any questions, would you like to ask one?")
Title: Re: QuestionParty
Post by: Siquo on August 11, 2009, 05:29:48 am
Can joy and sorrow comingle?

    * In the butt.
    * Oh yes, they can!
    * yes

 ;D
Title: Re: QuestionParty
Post by: Broose on August 11, 2009, 06:13:50 am
I am looking for one that asks what the meaning of life is. I have the PERFECT ANSWER.
Title: Re: QuestionParty
Post by: Jackrabbit on August 11, 2009, 06:19:18 am
42?
Title: Re: QuestionParty
Post by: Broose on August 11, 2009, 06:25:23 am
Quote from: Jackrabbit on August 11, 2009, 06:19:18 am
42?

No, the literal definition of life.

noun - the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.

BEST ANSWER EVER
Title: Re: QuestionParty
Post by: Jackrabbit on August 11, 2009, 06:29:32 am
Thank God. I was worried you were just going to go '42 lol'.
Title: Re: QuestionParty
Post by: Broose on August 11, 2009, 06:36:05 am
That hurt. I would like to think I have posted here enough for people to know that I am not a total nub.
Title: Re: QuestionParty
Post by: JoshuaFH on August 11, 2009, 06:37:36 am
Quote from: Broose on August 11, 2009, 06:36:05 am
That hurt. I would like to think I have posted here enough for people to know that I am not a total nub.

Actually, I would think it's the opposite.
Title: Re: QuestionParty
Post by: Jackrabbit on August 11, 2009, 06:39:12 am
Quote from: Broose on August 11, 2009, 06:36:05 am
That hurt. I would like to think I have posted here enough for people to know that I am not a total nub.

Apologise.

I'm very cynical Ted, as y'know.
Title: Re: QuestionParty
Post by: ToonyMan on August 11, 2009, 06:51:14 am
lol 42 dood
Title: Re: QuestionParty
Post by: Jackrabbit on August 11, 2009, 06:56:35 am
ToonyMan. Go sit in a corner and calm down.
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Post by: redacted123 on August 11, 2009, 07:31:01 am
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Title: Re: QuestionParty
Post by: ToonyMan on August 11, 2009, 11:43:26 am
Quote from: calls002 on August 11, 2009, 07:31:01 am
This one amused me
Question: Where will the items be kept?
Answer: In your inventory. Hit "I" to access.

Funny.   ;D
Title: Re: QuestionParty
Post by: Errol on August 11, 2009, 12:41:34 pm
Moar old q/a duos infernale:

Can you rank crotchetiness?

    * hell yeah
    * If you can number old people.
    * Sure. I'll give "irritable" the rank of Captain, and "curmudgeonly" the rank of Commander.
    * sex
    * yes.

What'll it be?

    * I'd like a #5 meal with a Dr. Pepper.
    * Red.. no Blue!
    * sushi
    * what is this thing?

Why do some people groups live longer than others?

    * death
    * They haven't figured out that pulling out doesn't work.
    * Because if they didn't, and everyone lived the exact same length, how would that even fucking work? Would we all be invincible from any possible form of death, until we hit the lifespan threshold and just keel over for no reason? What a stupid question. I

Where are the three types of muscle tissue found?

    * Scattered on the floor, after a bad accident.
    * in... your muscles?
    * ISLAMIC RIGHTS HAHA

What is zionism anyway?

    * Quite annoying, especially if you're Palestinian

Is the whole truth worth knowing?

    * egads. questions. no more. can't. handle. questions. ;oqirehg;oiqehrg;oijl;kasdl;kf
    * not usually. it will get you in trouble.
    * yes
    * Always.
    * Some things are better left unknown to some.

// I am sad that nobody referenced Cthulhu here. :(

How do i get my students into blackboard?

    * Are you trying to torture them? You damned sadist! No human could ever fit inside a black board!
    * with your teacher-y magic! also, typing might help.

What does luke actually say here?

    * howdy
    * Leia! You're my uncle!
    * NO
Title: Re: QuestionParty
Post by: ToonyMan on August 11, 2009, 12:44:38 pm
Let me try this...

"If you were stuck on a desert island, who would you blame?"

Umm......................








YOUR FACE.  Yeah, that'll work.

Oh, they said it was a good answer yum.
Title: Re: QuestionParty
Post by: Jackrabbit on August 11, 2009, 05:57:15 pm
Quote
    * I'd like a #5 meal with a Dr. Pepper.

Heh, that one was mine.
Title: Re: QuestionParty
Post by: Rilder on August 11, 2009, 07:59:13 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 :D
Title: Re: QuestionParty
Post by: Emperor_Jonathan on August 12, 2009, 06:56:01 am
Quote from: Rilder on August 11, 2009, 03:36:17 am
Why did it happen?

    * Because the Jews planned it.

Yeah, kinda my answer :|

Why? Because it was the first thing that popped into my head.
Title: Re: QuestionParty
Post by: Jackrabbit on August 12, 2009, 06:58:59 am
You have been spending too much time on 4chan. I prescribe brain bleach.
Title: Re: QuestionParty
Post by: Jack_Bread on August 12, 2009, 07:07:19 am
My sister needs some of that. Her first time going on 4chan... she went straight for /b/. she was also the one who told me to spam "desu" and all that other crap(after reading an article on Encyclopedia Dramatica).
Title: Re: QuestionParty
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 13, 2009, 08:19:50 pm
I found some pretty good answers to old questions:

Did he say anything to you?
* No, so I assumed he was dead and threw him in the incinerator. I was wrong.

Can ye say in mair detail whit wey the "uplaid file" page is giein ye grief?
* Aye, ah cannae find te file ah want tae uplaid!
* your stupid

What?
* I said, the engine on the left wing appears to be on fire!
* yes

How many churchgoers who believe in salvation conditioned on themselves feel bad when they have a thought of lust or hatred or covetousness?
* about 6
* not too many, people aren't too devout these days and dismiss those toughts as a fleeting glance of their subconcious inovoluntarily making connections to the human libido
* It depends on how devoted they are to their beliefs.
* Catholics.
* Lust or covetousness, probably very very few. Hatred, perhaps a few more.
Title: Re: QuestionParty
Post by: Dragooble on August 13, 2009, 08:55:53 pm
What is the fuction of an egg?
*please define fuction

that's my awnser.
Title: Re: QuestionParty
Post by: ToonyMan on August 14, 2009, 02:41:04 pm
For those interested.  I made a question called "Dwarf Fortress rocks, right?" on like Sunday this week.

Here are the results so far.

http://www.questionparty.com/questions/show/49478

Do not go in if you are of faint of heart.
Title: Re: QuestionParty
Post by: Dragooble on August 14, 2009, 03:20:10 pm
how can you oppose stem cell research?
very carefully

EDIT: can anyone offer any immigration advice?
don't go to boatmurdered
Title: Re: QuestionParty
Post by: Puck on August 14, 2009, 08:13:21 pm
Quote from: Ampersand on August 10, 2009, 07:56:59 pm
That's nobody's business but the Turks.
;D I got that reference !
Title: Re: QuestionParty
Post by: Jack_Bread on August 22, 2009, 08:21:27 pm
http://www.questionparty.com/questions/show/49905 (http://www.questionparty.com/questions/show/49905)

',=|
Title: Re: QuestionParty
Post by: Luke_Prowler on August 22, 2009, 08:30:21 pm
I found this one and laughed:

Who won the presidential race?
The Goddamn Batman
Title: Re: QuestionParty
Post by: Judas Maccabeus on August 22, 2009, 09:38:28 pm
Some answers I found:

Why is one wire called "neutral?
•Because Switzerland probably had a hand in creating it.

How about a 4-string jupiter fretless ritter bass?
•Does it come with fries?

What is a straight line?
•A line that is straight.
Title: Re: QuestionParty
Post by: Reasonableman on August 22, 2009, 11:16:55 pm
Can you scan that please?

    * As soon as I have a minute.
    * Nope.
    * i guess so
    * My ass is not a plaything!
Title: Re: QuestionParty
Post by: ToonyMan on August 22, 2009, 11:37:43 pm
Dwarf Fortress rocks, right?

    * /facepalm - RIGHT BACK AT YOU CYNICISM.
    * Nah, its shite - YOU DON'T KNOW THE AWESOME.
    * YEAH - I LIKE YOU.
    * They rock like stones! - OH, HAH HAH, HOW WITTY.
    * sure - ok
Title: Re: QuestionParty
Post by: Jack_Bread on August 22, 2009, 11:51:15 pm
hello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would

    * do what?
    * never in a million years
    * kill me to?
    * Move to Nigeria.

O_O