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Finally... => General Discussion => Topic started by: Skooma on August 15, 2009, 01:31:08 am

Title: ‼U‼
Post by: Skooma on August 15, 2009, 01:31:08 am
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/08/13/national/a141337D23.DTL&tsp=1

How very Dwarven of her not to notice she was on fucking fire.
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Post by: Jreengus on August 15, 2009, 06:29:30 am
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All of her clothes except her underwear disappeared into ashes.
How very convenient if they  want to make a PG 13 movie of it.
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Post by: Sensei on August 15, 2009, 06:31:35 am
Probably loaded with Asbestos.

I hope they get cancer.
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Post by: Vester on August 15, 2009, 06:40:33 am
What?

Wait, what?

Was she, I dunno, protesting the war or something?

Because only monks can pull that off.
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Post by: Davion on August 15, 2009, 08:03:08 am
No, she was just insane.
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Post by: Vester on August 15, 2009, 08:20:51 am
Ah, I see.

A failed mood.
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Post by: qwertyuiopas on August 15, 2009, 08:58:29 am
The title should be ‼U‼, not !!U!!.
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Post by: kholhaus on August 15, 2009, 12:03:34 pm
How very dwarven indeed.

Have you noticed the part about the 'Savage' Boutique?
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Post by: ToonyMan on August 15, 2009, 03:07:31 pm
Duke is on fire!
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Post by: Kanil on August 15, 2009, 03:11:18 pm
Maybe she was suicidal?

Hey, if you're going to kill yourself, you might as well do it in a totally badass manner.

Should try to give people hugs though.
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Post by: ein on August 15, 2009, 05:06:30 pm
If I kill myself in some badass way, It would definitely involve liberal application of highly flammable substances.
I was thinking something along the lines of wearing magnesium and sodium plates.
It would be very awesome.
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Post by: Davion on August 15, 2009, 05:20:38 pm
Here's a picture someone took when it was going down (http://www.sun-sentinel.com/media/photo/2009-08/48644448.jpg)

People trying to put her out as she walked around oblivious.

Crazy.
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Post by: Cthulhu on August 15, 2009, 05:27:48 pm
If I were going to kill myself, I would get one of those super-dangerous jetpacks that crazy people make, put on a super-sharp metal helmet, and fly at a blimp as fast as I possibly could.

If I punctured it, it would explode due to the jetpack's combustion.
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Post by: Dragooble on August 15, 2009, 05:33:06 pm
my good man, i do believe you have solved the Hindenburg mystery.
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Post by: LegoLord on August 15, 2009, 05:47:50 pm
my good man, i do believe you have solved the Hindenburg mystery.
Nah, it was the cloth used for the exterior.  Aluminum coated cloth, poor conductivity between panels of the cloth, air static, and a longer flight than normal do not mix.  It's why it slowly sank instead of crashing down quickly.

I'd joke along but suicide is too morbid . . . Maybe we can not talk about suicide attempts?  After all, we don't know if that was what the deal was with the video.
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Post by: Dragooble on August 15, 2009, 05:48:49 pm
my good man, i do believe you have solved the Hindenburg mystery.
Nah, it was the cloth used for the exterior.  Aluminum coated cloth, poor conductivity between panels of the cloth, air static, and a longer flight than normal do not mix.  It's why it slowly sank instead of crashing down quickly.

I'd joke along but suicide is too morbid . . . Maybe we can not talk about suicide attempts?  After all, we don't know if that was what the deal was with the video.
yes i agree. the direction this thread is going is towards LOCKED TOPIC.
EDIT: and besides. MY idea is much more awesome. "air static". pfft. the very thought...
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Post by: DJ on August 15, 2009, 09:20:20 pm
Here's a picture someone took when it was going down (http://www.sun-sentinel.com/media/photo/2009-08/48644448.jpg)

People trying to put her out as she walked around oblivious.

Crazy.
Damn, she's hot!
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Post by: ToonyMan on August 15, 2009, 09:21:43 pm
She's so hot you need to douse her with water!
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Post by: Kanil on August 15, 2009, 09:27:54 pm
I dare say jokes about suicide are hardly the worst things ever mentioned on these fora...
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Post by: Enzo on August 15, 2009, 10:01:39 pm
I dare say jokes about suicide are hardly the worst things ever mentioned on these fora...

And, technically, within the forum guidelines. Still not gonna go there, though.
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Post by: Rilder on August 16, 2009, 01:13:42 am
Well at least the dispensers in that mall wont have to worry about being sapped.
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Post by: Agdune on August 16, 2009, 05:08:16 pm
3rd degree burns to 75% of her body? That's going to be a fun, what, year or so of skin grafts? (From... somewhere)
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Post by: Vester on August 16, 2009, 06:57:43 pm
Still no word as to why, though? ???
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Post by: Cthulhu on August 16, 2009, 07:37:20 pm
I heard she had more shenanigans planned, and was just getting warmed up.  :3
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Post by: ein on August 16, 2009, 08:21:47 pm
3rd degree burns to 75% of her body? That's going to be a fun, what, year or so of skin grafts? (From... somewhere)
I'm pretty sure skin grafts are grown in labs.
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Post by: Labs on August 16, 2009, 08:33:41 pm
I heard she had more shenanigans planned, and was just getting warmed up.  :3

I'm pretty sure that being engulfed in flames would ruin any other plans she had that day.
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Post by: Agdune on August 16, 2009, 11:57:03 pm
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I'm pretty sure skin grafts are grown in labs.

Really? Man, I'm waaay behind with technology of all kinds. Only found out the other day that Windows XP isn't for sale anymore.
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Post by: Vester on August 16, 2009, 11:59:44 pm
I heard she had more shenanigans planned, and was just getting warmed up.  :3

That pun was terrible, and therefore it succeeds. :D
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Post by: Enzo on August 17, 2009, 12:19:04 am
I heard she had more shenanigans planned, and was just getting warmed up.  :3

That pun was terrible, and therefore it succeeds. :D

Seems to be a lot of that going around lately.
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Post by: ToonyMan on August 17, 2009, 12:22:38 am
Oh really, I see no puns here.
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Post by: Enzo on August 17, 2009, 12:27:07 am
Oh really, I see no puns here.

THAT IS BECAUSE I STOLE YOUR EYES.
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Post by: Sensei on August 17, 2009, 12:29:05 am
You have been trolled.
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/no_pun_intended.png)
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Post by: ToonyMan on August 17, 2009, 12:32:25 am
Oh no!  D:

It was an accident!
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Post by: Rilder on August 17, 2009, 02:44:10 am
ToonyMan is an awesome poster, No pun intended.
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Post by: Muz on August 17, 2009, 09:28:17 pm
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All of her clothes except her underwear disappeared into ashes.

 ???
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Post by: ToonyMan on August 17, 2009, 09:30:39 pm
Ah, good old lead underwear.