So I found this movie called Edgar Allen Poe's House of Usher. I had never heard of it, but then I've been very out of the loop for a long while. I love Poe and it sounded interesting so I grabbed it. It was labeled a "thriller/horror" movie.
I started watching it and immediately realized it was very much a B movie. Terrible acting, awful sound quality. They took the story "Fall of the House of Usher" and modernized it, but didn't modernize the language - that's always a good idea. I settled in and prepared for an hour and twenty minutes of laughing at a terrible movie.
About fifteen minutes in, Usher and Victor (the unnamed narrator in the story) are having a conversation, and Victor says he'd better get to bed. Suddenly there is a long, awkward silence as they stare at each other, and then... they begin kissing.
What followed was a ten-minute long softcore gay porn scene - basically just the two of them making out and stripping down to their underwear (which is never so much as touched other than to expose part of the butt).
I was still trying to get my head around the idea that someone would read "The Fall of the House of Usher" and think, "you know what this needs? SOFTCORE GAY PORN!" when the scene suddenly ended with Victor saying things were moving too fast and heading to his room.
Then... The storyline picks right back up!
There are four or five such ten-minute so-softcore-they-actually-get-really-boring porn-type scenes in the movie, which is otherwise just a really terrible adaptation of Poe's short story (they change pretty much everything). I couldn't stop myself from watching it, beginning to end, and laughing my ass off.
The best part, however, is the ending. I'll hide it, just in case any of you want to watch the movie!
After the house crumbles away (actually it looks more like it gets sucked into a vortex), for NO APPARENT REASON it cuts to Victor sitting on a hospital bed, rocking back and forth and drawing pictures, with all the other characters around as doctors and orderlies discussing his mania. They give him a shot of laudanum and the credits roll. Your typical "it was all a dream/hallucination" ending, but with no basis whatsoever!
I can't get over how hilarious this entire experience was. Has anyone else heard of or seen this movie? Any other surprise porno stories?
Actually having read the topic creator's original post more in depth I have to say that the ending made PERFECT sense
Obviously the movie was SOO bad it couldn't have possible have happened and was dreamed up by some drugged out psychopath in the hospital. In fact the last scene wasn't probably filmed they likely took it from the real life hospital security camera and just superimposed music.