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Finally... => General Discussion => Topic started by: Mulch Diggums on August 22, 2009, 05:51:33 am

Title: What the hell..
Post by: Mulch Diggums on August 22, 2009, 05:51:33 am
(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n198/mr_biggles_worth/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.jpg)
(Look to the right)
The twilight MMO was one thing, but this?
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Post by: chaoticag on August 22, 2009, 06:04:35 am
Why advertise something like that? Do five year old girls really surf the net and click on stuff? It seems like pedo bait.
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Post by: TheNewerMartianEmperor on August 22, 2009, 06:07:36 am
It's... wait, there's a twilight MMO? What the.... I have no idea how to respond to that.
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Post by: Jackrabbit on August 22, 2009, 06:15:58 am
I have the appropriate response Martian.

Wait. Is murder legal?
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Post by: WorkerDrone on August 22, 2009, 06:24:24 am
Not in Australia.
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Post by: Jackrabbit on August 22, 2009, 06:29:31 am
Most badass country in the world and when I try one little murder...
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Post by: WorkerDrone on August 22, 2009, 06:32:16 am
You've already attempted?

Jack-Attack.

Anyway. Yeah, what's this about...*Cringe* Twilight?
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Post by: sneakey pete on August 22, 2009, 08:18:14 am
twas a hoax
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Post by: Chutney on August 22, 2009, 09:33:53 am
Hello Kitty Online has been around for a while, I'm pretty sure. I almost signed up for it a year ago.
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Post by: Jualin on August 22, 2009, 10:01:30 am
There are pictures of a Hello Kitty Darth Vader floating around on the Internet. Are you truly surprised?
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Post by: JoshuaFH on August 22, 2009, 10:16:01 am
Hello Kitty's still a profitable franchise? How'd THAT happen?
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Post by: Duke 2.0 on August 22, 2009, 10:21:40 am
Hello Kitty's still a profitable franchise? How'd THAT happen?
I really don't want to seem like a bigot or anything with this comment, but, well...

 Japan.

 Just Japan.
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Post by: Jervous on August 22, 2009, 10:31:00 am
It's Butter's dream come to life!
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Post by: Bardum Idith on August 22, 2009, 12:59:40 pm
Does this game feature cooking??
You could found a Bay12 clan and produce some +hello kitty roast+ ...
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Post by: Judas Maccabeus on August 22, 2009, 01:43:13 pm
It's... wait, there's a twilight MMO? What the.... I have no idea how to respond to that.

Really, is there anything successful anymore that's not an MMO, or at least rumored to be in the making?  It's The Thing right now...
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Post by: Jreengus on August 22, 2009, 04:36:08 pm
Dorf Fortress?
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Post by: zchris13 on August 22, 2009, 05:03:11 pm
Hello Kitty's still a profitable franchise? How'd THAT happen?
I really don't want to seem like a bigot or anything with this comment, but, well...
 Japan.
 Just Japan.
I actually know a couple of girls who really like Hello Kitty, and I live in the American south.
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Post by: Muz on August 22, 2009, 08:45:43 pm
Man, Hello Kitty has gone on all sorts of things. I'm not at all surprised. It's not even a child thing anymore, more for young adult females who like cute things. There's Hello Kitty eye patches, vibrators, tattoos, bras, etc. This (http://secretsocietynyc.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/hello-kitty-ar-15-rifle-2.jpg) is probably photoshopped, but it looks like something they'd make.
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Post by: Jackrabbit on August 22, 2009, 08:49:23 pm
It's like a fungus that tastes delicious and is attractive to girls in Japan and everywhere else in the world between the ages 1-14.

WAIT, VIBRATORS?
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Post by: zchris13 on August 22, 2009, 08:55:30 pm
 :o

My inner freshman says: "LOLOLOLOLOLOL."
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Post by: Muz on August 22, 2009, 09:07:32 pm
Yup (http://cgi.ebay.com/Hello-Kitty-vibrating-massager-pink-original-Sanrio_W0QQitemZ130323410278QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item1e57e16d66). They market it as a "shoulder massager" but everyone knows that shoulder massagers are supposed to look like this (http://slimages.macys.com/is/image/MCY/products/0/optimized/463540_fpx.tif?bgc=255,255,255&wid=327&qlt=90,0&layer=comp&op_sharpen=0&resMode=bicub&op_usm=0.7,1.0,0.5,0&fmt=jpeg). And if it was purely meant for shoulders, it wouldn't advertise as being "14 cm or 5.5 inches approx." I think they're meant for ladies who are into furries Hello Kitty.
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Post by: cowofdoom78963 on August 22, 2009, 09:18:20 pm
looks like a shoulder massager to me. :-\
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Post by: zchris13 on August 22, 2009, 09:18:42 pm
FROM THAT WEBPAGE:
Quote from: UniqJapan
This the famous vibrating device largely used for other purposes.
:o :o
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Post by: Jackrabbit on August 22, 2009, 09:23:50 pm
I assume they use it for polishing their teeth. Right? Right?
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Post by: Katsuun on August 22, 2009, 09:42:45 pm
It is a trap, that is what it is. A trap that uses a mascot for a brand for UNDERAGE girls.

Yeah...
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Post by: Jreengus on August 22, 2009, 09:47:47 pm
Reminds me of:
(http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/7752/124743070254.jpg)
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Post by: Kagus on August 23, 2009, 01:23:51 am
I am torn between psychotic amusement, heartbreaking sorrow, and absolute terror.

It is a good place to be.  Also, Hello Kitty toilet paper (http://www.misterpants.com/junk/hktp.jpg).
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Post by: IndonesiaWarMinister on August 23, 2009, 01:36:39 am
Whoa whoa whoa...

HELLO KITTY VIBRATOR?

OH GOD! MEIN GOETT!