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Finally... => Forum Games and Roleplaying => Topic started by: Phantom on October 24, 2009, 11:58:04 am

Title: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Phantom on October 24, 2009, 11:58:04 am
Well, i'm gonna try doing an illustrated adventure.

(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/2600/crappypaintadventure.png)
You live in your badly drawn house.
You look badly drawn too.
>_
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Armok on October 24, 2009, 12:14:28 pm
Decide to become a daring criminal, and commit the perverted crime called Copypasta to get better drawn...
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Phantom on October 24, 2009, 12:20:36 pm
(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/865/ohhellnah.png)
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Armok on October 24, 2009, 02:11:14 pm
Wait, you can hear me? As in, directly, this words, not just the general concepts made into a vague compulsion and siphoned into your mind by strange forces?
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Angellus on October 24, 2009, 02:15:03 pm
Wicked! Can you hear me too?
This is Cikxn, your worst ni... erhm, your consience!

Please bang your head to the wall if you hear me!
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Myroc on October 24, 2009, 02:19:22 pm
>Retrieve arms from box.
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Armok on October 24, 2009, 02:33:35 pm
No Angellus isn't. You seem to have somehow been connected to a communication network in the third dimension, hmm, I have an ide that might work...

(http://i38.tinypic.com/e6ysev.png)
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Angellus on October 24, 2009, 02:45:52 pm
Do not listen to that filthy Demon! What is your name? I am your friend, I won't eat you, I can promise you sooo much!

Would you like a catgirl girlfriend?

*summons catgirl girlfriend*

(http://i34.tinypic.com/23vm3k5.png)

Surely now you trust me over that blabbering guy?
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Armok on October 24, 2009, 03:07:38 pm
That's COPYPASTA!  :o Yez, he dosn't even try to pretend not to be evil.
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Angellus on October 24, 2009, 03:41:24 pm
But I am not! Surely you would not believe this scam person?

Like I would copypasta you, for whom I care so much, this is your true reality, with your true catgirl girlfriend which you may use in any way you can inmagine!
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: kholhaus on October 24, 2009, 03:51:03 pm
>Use the Brush tool to draw a mustache on Cat-girlfriend
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Angellus on October 24, 2009, 03:56:48 pm
Quote from: kholhaus on October 24, 2009, 03:51:03 pm
>Use the Brush tool to draw a mustache on Cat-girlfriend
T_T

... I'll kill you, seriously.  ;D
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: kholhaus on October 24, 2009, 04:00:54 pm
Whaaat? She's asking for it! I mean really, she's staring at his ass like it's human flesh... which it is.
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Angellus on October 24, 2009, 06:40:46 pm
Do you want me to get her involved?

I'm serious! Watch out!
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Phantom on October 24, 2009, 10:44:16 pm
(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/9939/nojustnoman.png)
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Phantom on October 24, 2009, 11:45:29 pm
Just STOP messing with my forum games OK? Its not like I DERAIL and TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR GAMES.
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Sensei on October 24, 2009, 11:57:25 pm
Yes you do.

Also you're being pathetic. Remember: If you argue with the troll, you lose.

But seriously, you do a pretty damn good job of killing our threads. And you're sure not making a point by getting pissy about it.

Returning the the game: What's that thing on the wall?
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Rashilul on October 25, 2009, 02:19:18 am
Also, we take it in good humor. Just roll with it.

>Look at the thing on the wall
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Myroc on October 25, 2009, 04:35:38 am
Quote from: Myroc on October 24, 2009, 02:19:22 pm
>Retrieve arms from box.
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Hungry on October 25, 2009, 06:44:20 am
Quote from: Myroc on October 25, 2009, 04:35:38 am
Quote from: Myroc on October 24, 2009, 02:19:22 pm
>Retrieve arms from box.

>cancle job, Retrieve arms from box. Job item misplaced or destroyed...?

Also did armok's hat get through?
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Phantom on October 25, 2009, 09:19:24 am
(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/2600/crappypaintadventure.png)
Hmm, Deja Vu. Wait what hat? And I already have arms, wankers!
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Jervous on October 25, 2009, 09:24:39 am
>Become overgod of earth
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Phantom on October 25, 2009, 09:28:08 am
(http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/694/heey.png)
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Hungry on October 25, 2009, 09:34:38 am
Prove to have arms......whats in the box?
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Phantom on October 25, 2009, 09:39:34 am
(http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/9714/hey.png)
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Rashilul on October 25, 2009, 01:46:28 pm
Ride box like a mechanical bull.
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Phantom on October 25, 2009, 01:47:40 pm
You can control him now, just don't make anything to silly or i'll lock this.
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Rashilul on October 25, 2009, 02:08:29 pm
When you make a text adventure, you're putting your character's life in the readers hands. If you don't want that, you can write a story. The best thing to do when making a serious text adventure is to completely disregard any such silliness.
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Myroc on October 25, 2009, 02:28:18 pm
>Retreive Rifle(?) from wall ornament.
>Open Box
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Phantom on October 25, 2009, 02:30:14 pm
Points added: Found out it was a rifle
You get the rifle, and you already got the stuff in the box.
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Dakk on October 25, 2009, 02:32:21 pm
>Be a hero.

>Put rifle in mouth.

>Pull trigger.

>Tell god he sucks.
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Phantom on October 25, 2009, 02:39:23 pm
(http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/9602/30334610.png)
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Dakk on October 25, 2009, 02:49:54 pm
>Check the omnious lines on the wall.
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Phantom on October 25, 2009, 02:50:49 pm
That was the ladder to the gun.
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Dakk on October 25, 2009, 02:51:49 pm
>Exit through door.
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Myroc on October 25, 2009, 02:57:16 pm
Read note.
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Phantom on October 25, 2009, 03:04:59 pm
(http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/4605/53653775.png)
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Myroc on October 25, 2009, 03:13:19 pm
>Advance a level in art skills.

Just kidding. Greet your friends and ask them what's up.
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Phantom on October 25, 2009, 03:20:00 pm
(http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/6950/ohshitb.png)
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Myroc on October 25, 2009, 03:46:18 pm
No need to worry. We haven't done any offense to the law.

...

Have we?
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: kholhaus on October 25, 2009, 03:48:31 pm
>Find out if it's the art Police.
If so, Book it like a bat outta hell.
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Angellus on October 25, 2009, 05:27:55 pm
You know, the catgirl is still around there somewhere.
Where is she?
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Phantom on October 25, 2009, 05:40:05 pm
(http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/7408/yesi.png)
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Angellus on October 25, 2009, 05:43:28 pm
That can not be, she was not in the picture where he shot the now dead guy.

Sooo, that means she is still around somewhere, probably under your chair, waiting for a golden chance to cut your ankles.
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Phantom on October 25, 2009, 05:49:40 pm
(http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/8469/hellnah.png)
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: DaPatman on October 25, 2009, 06:29:58 pm
>Shoot cop.
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Phantom on October 25, 2009, 06:30:51 pm
Your broom is out of bullets!
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Jack_Bread on October 25, 2009, 07:04:52 pm
>Sweep cop
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Phantom on October 25, 2009, 07:10:15 pm
(http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/7682/shitu.png)
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Dakk on October 25, 2009, 07:30:17 pm
>Blind cop with broom.

>Wrestle gun off the cop's hands.

>Shoot cop.
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Phantom on October 25, 2009, 07:36:11 pm
Dude: Ah hell nah
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Jack_Bread on October 25, 2009, 07:37:01 pm
>Ask him why he became a cop.
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Phantom on October 25, 2009, 07:42:19 pm
YOU ARE NOW THIS GUY
(http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/3001/youare.png)
Title: Re: Illustrated Paint Adventure
Post by: Phantom on October 25, 2009, 08:29:42 pm
(http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/1610/paused.png)