>Create soil
>Give rock Teeth. Lots of Teeth. Lots of Really Big Teeth.You concentrate and create massive canyon on the rock's surface. You fill this canyon with rows and rows of incredibly sharp teeth.
>Grab a nearby rock.
Animate the pillars.
>Make rock larger
>Place it at the center
>Add atmosphere to planet.
>Check rocks if there is anything inside them.
>Er, fix it.
>Go to staff meeting
Shape one of the small rocks into a pillar and animate it.
Create some entity that is almost indestructible, reproduces exponentially and extremely rapidly, and is given some behaviours to make it tend to overrun things.
Scratch that.
>Do a jig
>See whats happening in the other Universes
>Add ore to rocks
Give a pillar a way to move. Give a pillar a way to interact with surroundings. Telekinesis, or something.
>Create a clone of our self except our clone has EXTREME Telekinesis and Mental Power.
>Add life into the water of our planet
>Create creatures: Homo Sapien
>Create creatures: Lycans
>Create creatures: Dwarves
>Create God Entity: Armok
>Create some pie
Give a pillar a way to communicate with other beings.
Give a pillar a way to replicate, grow, and modify itself.
Put pillars on a separate rock that will act as a moonWait what. Why would You do that? You created the pillar.
How DARE that pillar!!
Recreate humans
Give all races on the planet the same language.
Make humans and lycans unite.
Give them the intelligence to create towns and cities and nations.
Give them Ideals, emotions...
Give Humans and Lycans weapons.
Put pillars on a separate rock that will act as a moon
Teach the pillar to reproduce when needed, and to take actions that will yield him to what He want. Tell Him about Dwarves.
Give both races basic Ideals, example, some like war, some don't, etc.
Give them emotions.GDI Soldiers: Scope out settlements
Give lycans and humans Cattle, sheep, and other livestock.
Give them basic vegetables and fruit.
Give them digging implements.
Give dwarves Plump Helmets, Tower Caps, Purring Maggots, and put a kobold race near them.
Check on progress of Joint Human and Lycan goverment.
Teach Dwarves about religion. Give Dwarves power to think on their own. Teach dwarves about creating underground cities, while gathering supplies at aboveground.
Give felines to dwarves. Give emotion to dwarves.
>Give them a written language, Papyrus so they can write on something, some tool that helps them write, like paint or something.
>Give them the ability to make Leather Armor and Clothing
>Create a race of Orcs, make them war like, have an Anarchy, and are nomadic.
>Give the Lycans and Humans the ability to make Fortifacations, castles, Ranged Weaponry.
>Give them the ability to smelt ore
>Check progress on the nation
Humans And Lycans: Name the area they live in, and name the various settlements and nations.
My, you guys are going at this so...directly.
- Big wall of text-
Hey, the humans and Lycans are my project, not yours.
Human, Named Clyde, scout out the forests.
Orcs: Wage war on humans and lycans.
Us: Guide Clyde away from danger.
Male Lycan, Jeremy: Look for clyde.
Humans and Lycans: Figure out basic chemistry
Humans and Lycans: Figure out basic Pyrotechnics
Create race of Evil Humans, just like the normal ones, except these ones fight everything.
Give humans and lycans the ability to create Harbor towns, boats, fishing, etc...
Fill the domain with lush forests, lakes, rivers. Fill it all with various animals, fishies, birds and plants.
We forgot fauna, and more plants too.
> Scatter some elementals throughout the land; forms of water, cyclones of air, beings of fire (near the volcanic areas), and collections of rock. Give them sentience, and a some magic of their elements they can use as they will. Make them generally benevolent and good in nature, but may get really riled up when people start messing with their area. They will usually try to influence peace so there are less people milling about. Chaos of course can corrupt them, just like everyone else.
Hey, the humans and Lycans are my project, not yours.Was that directed at me? This is a forum game, everyone participates.
I already put plants and water in though.
Create some more wildlife too, deer, gazelles, zebras, whatever.
Humans And Lycans: Tame horses so we can ride them.
(I'm naming them after firearms companies) The 2 Lycans brothers, Remington and Henry: Create metal swords, iron tipped arrows, shields.
Male Human, Hartson: Create Hartson Milatary Academy.
Humans and Lycans: Build library so we can archive the events of the world.
Make humans and Lycans more equal, they can do any job, I mean ANY job.
Clyde: Meet up with Jeremy
Jeremy: Give Clyde a metal sword he found at the forges
Teach dwarves to craft rocks.
Teach dwarves to smelt ore to produce metals.
Tell pillars to teach dwarves about humans.
Tell pillars to tell dwarves to establish contact with humans.
Why do we need to teach them things? They're sentient, why aren't they figuring it out on their own?
> Go talk to clone, find out how he is doing.
> Both races may do any job, and there will always be a mix, but their body structures are inherently suited to different tasks. They should be content with their society.
> Make it so kobalds were always a conglomerate of everyone's conception (on the DF forums) of a kobald. Having both rat-like, and lizard-like features.
Create Creatures: Elves
Create Creatures: Goblins, align them with orcs, make them hate Dwarves and Humans, make Orcs also hate dwarves
Clyde And Jeremy: Warn others about the coming Orc and Goblin Invasion force
Humans and Lycans: Discover explosives
Humans And Lycans: Invent Cannons and hand muskets.
Create a small solid bronze sphere, about 1 kilogram in weight.
Make the sphere VERY hard to destroy, so that it would be an effort even for you to do so.
Give the sphere a sentinence made out of single-minded compulsion to create as many spheres as identical to it as posible as fast as possible, at any cost, this include creating them indirectly by having the already created ones create more.
Make the sphere EXTREMELY highly intelligent, but up until no it has still no ability to do anything or communicate.
Give the sphere the ability to move itself rapidly, and telekinesis, telepathy but only with similar spheres, also give it the ability to turn any matter (including living tissue) into bronze, and to shape bronze however it wants. Give it the ability to make any bronze sphere have the same abilities and invounrability that itself currently has. It shuld be posible for it to, given 1 kg of any kind of matter, duplicate itself in just a few seconds.
Trap armok's sphere in another dimension.
Create a locked gate to this dimension somewhere in the world.
Raise a mountain range to completely surround that area.
Fill the place with natural riches and veins of the best ores.
Put the key to this gate in a random place in the world.
Fix'd, now we have a possible doomsday scenario.
Orks and Goblins: Develop scattered formation and metal armor
Evil Humans: Attack the original humans and lycans
Us: Fondly regard creation
>Remember about teeth, give rock with teeth sentience and ability to use said canyon with teeth as a mouth to speak and eat things. If canyon with teeth was wrecked by previous silly actions, recreate it and then give rock sentience and ability to use said canyon with teeth as a mouth.
>Give sentient rock with mouth the ability to percieve the things upon it's surface, the things inside it and it's immediate spatial surroundings. Don't give it the ability to feel pain or any such concept, as that would be very cruel.
>Increase the elves's intelligence to a little higher then the human average, but let them decide if they want to revolt or not.
>Shrug at accidentally giving canyon sentience instead of the whole rock and go with it, should be kind of interesting.
>Give canyon a rediculously convoluted language, leave clues for the other races to decipher this language scattered around the world on small microcline tablets.
>Create similar canyon (with same sentience, language and perceptive ability) on the moon rock, our canyon needs a friend!
>As an afterthought, tell Pillars and Dwarves about the canyons with teeth, wouldn't want them to accidentally fall into one.
>Shrug at accidentally giving canyon sentience instead of the whole rock and go with it, should be kind of interesting.
>Give canyon a rediculously convoluted language, leave clues for the other races to decipher this language scattered around the world on small microcline tablets.
>Create similar canyon (with same sentience, language and perceptive ability) on the moon rock, our canyon needs a friend!
>As an afterthought, tell Pillars and Dwarves about the canyons with teeth, wouldn't want them to accidentally fall into one.
We created only a canyon in the first place. We seem to need more rocks. Btw, the moon rock isn't very big, so your canyon's gonna cover most of it.
Check Pillar status< thoughs, and overall population
Check dwarves status, thoughs, and overall population
Humans and Lycans: Wonder about whats out there, is everyone in this world the only beings?
Remington and Henry:Provide weapons to the Military Academy
Orc Sniper: Attempt to kill Hartson
Clyde: Take the bolt in the stomach by jumping in front of him
Jeremy: Kill the ork sniper
Us: Check status of the Planet Earth
Humans And Lycans: Elect new leader
Clyde: Run for leader
Jeremy: Be campaign manager
Ovbiously the one on the moon would be smaller.
>Also, while heading to meeting, keep an eye out for any other unclaimed rocks. Rocks are useful little buggers.
>Tell other people to run for leader If I put something instead of a >, its by THEIR doing, we can't help them if its THEIR doing.
Clyde:Attempt to locate Orc Forward HQ
Orc Warlord and Squad: Infiltrate Capitol
Orc Warlord and Squad: Assasinate Lockwell
Lt. George Barrows: Mourn
Lt. George Barrows: Slaughter Orcs who killed Lockwell
> propose the creation of more bowls, filled with more rocks.
> put bronze sphere on the world of some other god, far away from yours.
Ummm, lemme see, since my last proposition was invalid, hmmm.
>Have the forest elementals teach the elves how to live on the wild, how to create tools and clothes, and overall live in harmony with nature.
>Create a race of humanoid giants in 3 groups that will be identical on the start, but will be put on different environments to adapt and evolve on their own. Put one group on the highest mountains of the rock, another on the most barren place of the rock, and another on the greatest plains of the rock.
> Give them human-like intelligence, just a bit inferior but with the same potential, and some minor magical power which they'll have to develop on their own, if they wish to do so.
(Damn, 7 pages and we already beat the bible in coolness. Then again, everything does.)
Create some Old Testament Angels
Check on the elections
Why are you disfavoring all my sugestions!?! :'(
You give an elf and a dwarf a vision of the chaos gate.
and what abaut the proposition of more bowls?
> create another identical bronze sphere and put it on the bottom of the bowl. Do not destroy it.
and what abaut the proposition of more bowls?
> create another identical bronze sphere and put it on the bottom of the bowl. Do not destroy it.
Clyde: Observe room for opening
Clyde: Do one of those metal gear solid escapes
>Make sure he doesn't die
Clyde: Tell everyone about what he found out
Lt. George Barrows: Mount assault on Orcs
Jeremy and Clyde: Join the fight
Jeremy and Clyde: Get side to side
Jeremy And Clyde: Become Army Of Two
>Give elves extreme skill with bows
Elves: Flank Orcs
Animal men: Attack Orcs that weren't near the Capitols walls
>Remember about earlier plans for Canyons.
>Give Canyon a rediculously convoluted language, leave clues for the other races to decipher this language scattered around the world on small microcline tablets.
>Create similar Canyon (with same sentience, language and perceptive ability) on the moon rock, our Canyon needs a friend!
>As an afterthought, tell Pillars and Dwarves about the Canyons with teeth, wouldn't want them to accidentally fall into one.
>Give Canyons the ability to reproduce by spitting small rocks out which create small Canyons on whatever they impact with, which slowly grow into larger Canyons.
>With foresight, name Canyon race "Maw" so as to avoid any problems that may crop up in the future.
> Check spread of chaos corruption.
(I tend to make is sound like I'm explaining this as opposed to making it happen in this command, so assume we're making it happen.)
> Create a magic network, one which turns existence around your rocks into a number of layered planes. The top three or so planes will contain the physical world, then below (, above, or beside, depending on how how you look at it) the first plane are the planes that contain magic (perhaps 15 or 20 planes total, doesn't matter very much). All beings have a presence in the first three planes, and thus have two planes that may contain magic, but don't have much of it. Magical beings have presence in the other planes (and in the case of elementals, and possibly the pillars, this is where the bulk of their existence lies). Make the limits on which planes magic and matter may be kinda fuzzy, so with enough magic help physical matter may be punched in magical planes. Likewise, magic may be brought into complete physical manifestation if there is enough, but this is actually harder because there is only one "pure" physical plane. The "lowest" (or highest, or farthest to the side) plane will have the most magic, with a gradient towards the physical plane. Since all living things have some magical presence they can work with, they may make it grow and use it through some awareness and much willpower. Beings may even come to exist in all the planes at once at all times. Create "convection" currents of magic, in which large quantities of life (forests, civilizations) draw "up" magic from the lower layers to the higher ones; where it collects, makes rivers, makes lakes, and after a while "falls" back down into the lower magical layers (not that the magic energy doesn't completely act like water; you can have a river going in two opposite directions at once, and magic can flow out of the "lakes" just as much as in, but still collects some in "collision" areas). Note that the magic brought up by life that thinks tends to be directed towards what they are thinking about. When magic brought up is in a high enough concentration, it inevitably effects the physical world in assorted ways, this will create monsters, heroes, mystical places, cursed places, and everything in between.
> Insure that the rates in which magic is brought up and comes back down are balanced so magic isn't very common, but common enough that one in fifteen originally non-magical people will probably use it.
> Check on clone, and tell him that if any elementals or fleshy races want to go to him, he can take them, but also has to let them leave if they wish. Also tell him he can generally persuade them to stay, as long as it's not any kind mind control or much manipulation. Key word is "persuade", which involves talking.
>Create some ordinary Angels and Archangels
>Check status of Yawhehs world
Create a creature.(black and white style monster)
Try to gain allies among the other gods.
>Check the status of goddamn planet earth
>BATTLE TECHNIQUE: SLEUTH DIPLOMACY
Human Civillian: Throw random crap at the orcs
>Ask the two Maws how things are going and if there's anything they'd like to ask you.
>Tell them that if they're bored the other races will probably be seriously freaked out by sentient talking canyons, so they can amuse themselves by doing so if they like.
>As an afterthought, give the Maw race (and the Maws currently around) a reasonably powerful affinity for their own personal brand of earth magic, leave the specifics up in the air for the Maws themselves to decide, it's more fun that way.
>Have a quick look around for any more unclaimed rocks, if none can be located consider the possibility of creating some more rocks to stick things on, since the current rocks look like they're getting a little crowded.
>Make it WINTER
>Stick the two small rocks in orbit around the moon, lets get some seriously weird orbital patterns going on here.
>Make a teleportation bridge from the moon to the two new moons of the moon, plonk the bridge near the Maw on the moon, while the two hubs on the new moons (oh god this is going to get confusing, we should name these) can just go anywhere, since there isn't anything interesting on them yet.
>Inform the Pillars of the bridge and the means to use it to teleport to the two hubs and back to the bridge from the hubs, that should give them some more room to roam around.
>Start an Experiment by creating a Maw on one of the new small moons of the moon, try and give it a means to move the rock it is on around the bowl at will, see if you can get a little sentient planetoid-type Maw going, you might be able to use it as a messenger, if all else fails a mobile talking moon should make any astronomers down on the big rock really confused.
Using trees as a starting point, create a few individuals as wise and intelligent as you possibly can, and give them the ability to improve their own intelligence indefinitely, a mastery over the flow of time, the ability to see and hear anything they want in the bowl and even outside if something would end up there, and a bunch varius powerful magic. Place these trees somewhere they will never be disturbed, and tell them to learn all they can, and to give you advice whenever they find something advisable.
teach each race their own type of magic(dwarves craft magic items, elves become druids, humans throw fireballs just because they can, etc.)
A creature from black and white is a giant animal that stands on two legs, can use magic, and basically acts as a god's pet.
>Check status on Earth Entity GDI
>Make a basic season cycle
>GIve Humans and Lycans different kinds of ways to have entertainment, including riding bulls.
George, Clyde and Jeremy: Ride off towards the orc base on horses with a few other soldiers.
Every God: Pose as a team cause shit just got real
>Check status on the human named the God Emperor of Mankind
Hmm. Would it be possible to give the new mobile mini-maw the ability to talk to our brothers and sisters and send it off with a reasonable expectation of it just looking at things and not getting erased from existance?
Actually, I have a feeling the lycans and humans will start making mini-gods with their magic. You don't really need to teach them about magic, they can figure it out, and we can watch their failures.
> Check status of pie. How many people have eaten it? Where is it now?
> As opposed to just checking what the chaos is doing, check to see how far it has spread. Just miscreants in the mountains? Or are they leaving the mountains too? Is the pool's mental manifestation seeping out past its physical manifestation?
Take wisest and smartest of humans and elves, tell them about chaos, give them an ability to slow down chaos spread, and restore corrupted areas to normal. Give them valuable knowledge and itms so they become a target for evil beings.
>Tell mobile Moon-Maw that if it wants to float off and check out the other worlds in the bowl it's welcome to, but to tell you where it's intending to go so you can inform the related brother or sister not to erase it for trespassing and to be sure to not mess with anything.
>Warn original Earth-Maw about the Chaos thing going down in the mountains, it might want to punt a baby Maw over there to keep a metaphorical eye (since they don't have eyes) on the Chaos.
>Check population of Bronze Spheres in the bottom of the bowl. They may actually turn out to be a useful device against the Chaos should it be neccessary.
>Stop messing with the goddamn Humans and Lycans, if you keep this up they're going to end up mindless slaves to your will.
Hey, i didn't mean tell it to send a baby up there, i meant to suggest it, leaving the choice at it's descretion.
Jeez, we're a heavy-handed God aren't we?
I'm not Mr."Mind Control My Pet Fanwank Races Into Doing My Bidding" Phantom remember, i leave choices up to the discretion of the creatures that can make them. Not much point making things sentient if they can't use that sentience. :P
>Make a World Tree Sapling, every good magical world needs a World Tree! Ensure that it draws it's nourishment from the overall health and magical stability of the rocks in your domain and has the potential to grow to near-infinite size so long as those rocks remain healthy.
>Give the Maws a sort of empathic link to the World Tree Sapling so they can tell how it's doing and how healthy it is if they want to, seeing as they're canyons they should probably be in on the whole thing, plus they'd make excellent guardians.
>Check on cloned self's domain.
I'm not Mr."Mind Control My Pet Fanwank Races Into Doing My Bidding" Phantom remember, i leave choices up to the discretion of the creatures that can make them. Not much point making things sentient if they can't use that sentience. :PI already said I DON'T want to mind control the creatures dammit.
+ the other things that he did to annoy me
Oh dear, i sense conflict brewing.
>Pat the Moon-Maw on the head, apologise to it about finding that, you didn't know. Tell it you'll understand if it wants to just hang out in orbit around your rocks for awhile and chat with it's bretheren.
>Check up on the Pillars, they must be enjoying the new space.
Hell, there were probably some on the Moon-Maw when it went off on it's adventure, bet they've got some interesting things to talk about to their friends.
I already said I DON'T want to mind control the creatures dammit.
>Conjure up a computer for our self.
>Read Microsoft Paint Adventures
Old Testament Angels, Ordinary Angels, Archangels: Serve as the Gods (Us) messengers, Army, and any other service.
>Check on the best world in our area.
Remington: Create shotguns
Henry: Create some better rifles
> ask trees for advice on what shuld be done and created.
(also, the bronze sphere would probably fight BY reproducing, turning the oponent into spheres.)
(I gotta get something to stop that sphere if it goes awry)
>Make all angels immune to the spheres.
>Give angels enough power to defeat a sphere.
Choose four heros, tasked with the destruction of chaos. They shall be called the light warriors(not from 8-bit theater, real heros).
propose that the top of the bowl be used as an afterlife, filled with the more peaceful creations of all the gods.
propose that the council create a number of scouts, used to check for dangerous creations in the worlds.(keep note of any who oppose the proposition, they are most likely those harboring monstrosities)
The chaos has spread to the surrounding areas, but not much. It’s causing infighting, outbursts of wild magic, insanity and mutations in the local animal-men kingdoms, and has twisted two ground elementals into it’s servants. The earth outside the mountains is dead, and no normal crop or plant will live in it. Massive, bloated black trees have arisen, with branches like knives, and monstrous little insects make their nests in them.
> Check on two heroes aiming for the destruction of the bronze sphere gate.See if they will manage to get the container of chaos they need before light warriors destroy it.
Wait...how could warriors possibly destroy chaos? Simply by fighting it you're creating more chaos (although in a different sense).The chaos has spread to the surrounding areas, but not much. It’s causing infighting, outbursts of wild magic, insanity and mutations in the local animal-men kingdoms, and has twisted two ground elementals into it’s servants. The earth outside the mountains is dead, and no normal crop or plant will live in it. Massive, bloated black trees have arisen, with branches like knives, and monstrous little insects make their nests in them.
You make it sound sentient, even though it can't be. Also, why is the earth dead? Chaos != evil. Chaos ≈ evil. Chaos ≈ anything. Life is fairly durable, what is near the pool should be freaky and generally destructive, but you wont get an area that barren.
> Create a time disjunction to save about 14 kobalds right before their deaths; pick ones from the near past that won't create much of a time disruption. Place them in a fairly uninhabited bit of forest, with a cave, and increase their wit (not necessarily wisdom or intellect), agility, and speed by just enough to insure that races survival.
Wait...how could warriors possibly destroy chaos? Simply by fighting it you're creating more chaos (although in a different sense).With swords of course! Any evil/corrupt power, no matter how incorporeal, can be killed through sufficient application of force(heck, in one of the final fantasy games you kill evil).
although the bronze sphere might get a moment to replicate.This is the point, it will get enough time to replicate once or twice, then one can hold the enemies of while the other replicates, and then it all organizes and grows exponentially, and glass is among the materials they could convert...
>Get into a romantic relationship with someone in our family/close friend
Meh, I got bored after I realized you weren't going to stop until our rock was exactly like any other fantasy world/Earth.
I assume you might take these actions:
>Turn all other rocks into barren wastelands
>Murder every single one of your brothers and sisters
Phantom Cancels Continue Sanity Here: Succumbed to sadistic blood lust