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Title: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: Jetsquirrel on November 03, 2009, 12:36:22 pm
The title says it all just think up one thing that happens if you play too much DF
you can post multipipe times but you ahve to wait 1 post for that.
and dont forget to number them!
and start with this sentence "You played too much DF when......" and continue from there

1.You played too much DF when, you rush outside for that strangers sock
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: Nirur Torir on November 03, 2009, 12:42:43 pm
2. You know that you have played too much DF when you consider furniture to be more comfortable the more spikes it has.
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: Rashilul on November 03, 2009, 12:47:25 pm
3. You played too much DF when: the mushrooms outside look like a viable booze source
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: Jack_Bread on November 03, 2009, 12:51:49 pm
4. You played too much DF when you think you can solve world hunger by pouring magma on it.
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: Myroc on November 03, 2009, 01:07:23 pm
You know that you have played too much DF when you give up fishing for fear of carp.
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: Itnetlolor on November 03, 2009, 01:08:46 pm
6. You played too much DF when you make physics cry.
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: Strife26 on November 03, 2009, 05:05:08 pm
7. You can readily understand the ASCII codes.
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: mainiac on November 03, 2009, 05:21:51 pm
8.  You see someone carrying a cabinet and immediately respect him as a mighty warrior.
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: Strife26 on November 03, 2009, 05:22:51 pm
9) You've ever hit someone with a cabinet.
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: Akigagak on November 03, 2009, 05:27:47 pm
10: When walking outside, you keep thinking of how epic it would be to build a fort.
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: Itnetlolor on November 03, 2009, 05:41:31 pm
11. You played too much DF when you've been playing for so long, that you can't help but to throw up whenever you walk outside in the sunlight.
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: qwertyuiopas on November 03, 2009, 06:30:16 pm
12. ...when: You think of Canada, and the first thing that comes to mind about the landscape is how relatively unsettled it is, with plenty of tree-covered hills, often with exposed rock faces, a warm summer and cold winter, wildlife to hunt...
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: Itnetlolor on November 03, 2009, 06:39:07 pm
13. You played too much DF when you truly think that log cabin of yours really is fireproof because all of the walls, floors, and roof were constructed.
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on November 03, 2009, 07:58:21 pm
14. You keep all your valuables outside neatly in a square.
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: Jack_Bread on November 03, 2009, 08:22:39 pm
15. When a relative gets hurt or injured, you think it's more effective to keep them in their bed bringing them buckets of water rather than taking them to the hospital.
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: Phantom on November 03, 2009, 08:26:10 pm
I remember lurking and I think I found something COMPLETELY LIKE THIS! It was in DF General Discussion.
Heres one.
http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?topic=916.0
And another.
http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?topic=1705.0
Oh and one Itnetlolor made but it isn't really like this, he was just talking about how some things on the TV Schedule were probably organized by dwarves.
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: Itnetlolor on November 03, 2009, 08:28:22 pm
16. When you attempt to mince beer.
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: Lord Dakoth on November 03, 2009, 08:38:47 pm
17. You know you've played DF too much when you pick up a National Geographic and look through the pictures for a good embark site.
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: Nirur Torir on November 03, 2009, 09:21:42 pm
18. You know you've played too much DF when you consider an active volcano to be the best possible place for a factory that has anything to do with the metal industry.
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: Strife26 on November 04, 2009, 12:13:43 am
19. You don't need the legend.
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: Itnetlolor on November 04, 2009, 12:37:27 am
20. You dream in ASCII, or your dreams become roguelike.
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: Tack on November 04, 2009, 05:22:47 am
21. You consider yourself too sober, when (if) sober.
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: Flintus10 on November 04, 2009, 06:11:47 am
22. When you are covered head to foot in blood and vomit and are only slightly bothered by it.
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: Ultimuh on November 04, 2009, 10:51:56 am
23. After dining in a fancy restaurant, not even the death of your closest relatives/friends would bother you much.
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: eerr on November 04, 2009, 04:04:41 pm
24. Sickness breaks out in your family. Therefore you think toady released version #40e
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: Errol on November 04, 2009, 04:07:55 pm
25: After becoming a manager, you think that DF is eerily accurate to reality.
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: Tack on November 04, 2009, 04:27:11 pm
Labor shortages are dealt with by having a single person not carry anything, while a person follows him around carrying stuff for him.
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: Itnetlolor on November 04, 2009, 07:41:36 pm
27. You've been playing too much DF If you believe time only passes when anyone or anything moves.

EDIT: Fix'd
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: mainiac on November 04, 2009, 08:45:44 pm
Quote from: Itnetlolor on November 04, 2009, 07:41:36 pm
27. If you believe time only passes when anyone or anything moves.

(as opposed too...?)
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: Lord Dakoth on November 04, 2009, 08:54:15 pm
28. You know you've played DF too much when your beard catches on fire and you don't notice.
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: Vanigo on November 05, 2009, 12:14:43 am
Quote from: Jack_Bread on November 03, 2009, 12:51:49 pm
4. You played too much DF when you think you can solve world hunger by pouring magma on it.
You can't? Mind you, the logistics would be problematic; there are certainly much easier ways to kill off everyone in famine-stricken parts of the world.

29. You try to smooth and engrave a rock wall with your bare hands.
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: Akigagak on November 05, 2009, 12:22:38 am
30: You think you can tell anyone at all to build a bed, with no instruction or training.
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: Jetsquirrel on November 05, 2009, 01:19:51 am
31. You played too much DF when you start wondering why baby and kids dont have beards
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: Killas[SiN] on November 05, 2009, 01:55:36 am
32. You have played too much DF when you are commiting kitten genocide.

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Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: Killas[SiN] on November 05, 2009, 05:53:38 am
33. You have played too much DF when you masturbate over the prospect of the next DF release...
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: Great Sun God on November 05, 2009, 05:54:54 am
34 :You've been playing too much DF when: You're in a concert/convention/large group of people and are concerned for your FPS
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: Tack on November 05, 2009, 06:38:42 am
35. You've been playing too much DF when: You find yourself neglecting assignments for fanfic.
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: mainiac on November 05, 2009, 10:25:08 am
36. You throw a party without any food or drinks.  No one comes, but you are too busy enjoying your table to notice.
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: Dakk on November 05, 2009, 03:01:32 pm
37. You expect microline to have a shining blue colour.
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: Itnetlolor on November 05, 2009, 03:33:48 pm
38. You drink cautiously around any sort of flame in fear your booze may explode.
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: Sensei on November 05, 2009, 04:54:53 pm
39. You go down a Z-level to get to your basement.
Title: Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
Post by: qwertyuiopas on November 05, 2009, 06:04:29 pm
40. You are surprised when your house collapses, as it was certainly supported by an entire staircase!