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Finally... => Life Advice => Topic started by: winner on November 05, 2009, 09:12:13 pm
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My girlfriend is saying she is going to go on a hunger strike if I wear a condom. She's threatening to tell my family that I'm being mean to her (they would laugh about that). She's teaching me songs with the moral that you should do whatever your girlfriend wants. And is trying to guilt me for being so cruel to her.
It's hilarious
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I think you're making this up.
Make her take birth control pills and go along with it.
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I hope you're making this up.
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I think you're making this up.
Make her take birth control pills and go along with it.
We tried that before.
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Well, as far as birth control those are likely the most convenient you got. All you have now is either surgery or timing your intimate moments with the month and you taking lots of hot soaks.
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Thank you, well that's that then.
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Cruel? How... What? How the hell is that being mean? This makes no sense. What's her reasoning?
Or does she have any?
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This role-reversal hurts my brain. The female is complaining about the males desire to not have childrens?
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Don't forget the morning after pill.
And don't forget you could always.. you know... pull out.
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And don't forget you could always.. you know... pull out.
Right, because that ALWAYS works.
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Let her wear the condom so you don't have to!
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Ask her the reasoning behind this.
Also, there's not really much you can do about it, try to turn her around.
Wait a second...
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Guy: "But honey, try to see things my way-..."
Girl: "That doesn't mean looking in the same direction!"
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And don't forget you could always.. you know... pull out.
Right, because that ALWAYS works.
More reason to practice!
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Just wear it. Is it so hard to wear a condom? She could have some disease for all you know.
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No, it's the other way around. He's the one that wants to wear one, and she doesn't want him to.
It's not normal. My response was originally going to be "I don't think you have a girlfriend, enjoy your hand" but I thought better.
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Set her on fire. Preferably on a pyre made of evangelical anti-contraception leaflets.
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Or throw blackpowder on her in a shape of a dwarf.
THEN, light her on fire.
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My sister was on the pill. She heard a rumor it can make you gain weight, so she stopped.
She then gained about 10 pounds in the form of my niece, plus a bit. The weight you gain while pregnant is a beast to loose, and the kid(s) tend to cling to you for several years as well.
She should just suck it up (Ha, double entendre!), do without or take the 3rd option (ha! I made another funny!).
it's either protection or a baby, and FYI, pulling out or doing it on some 'right day' do not work - they lower the odds but nothing more. Remember, those bits are made to make babies, and are very good at it in most cases. Human females are fertile 24/7/365 from puberty to menopause, and the male member does not do 100% of it's work in one go - it leaks boys, sorry to say.
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No contraception is 100% safe.
Anyway, I call BS. Might as well say she insists on anal and giving head to you.
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No contraception is 100% safe.
Death is 100% safe.
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Tell her to go back to the kitchen.
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it's either protection or a baby, and FYI, pulling out or doing it on some 'right day' do not work - they lower the odds but nothing more. Remember, those bits are made to make babies, and are very good at it in most cases. Human females are fertile 24/7/365 from puberty to menopause, and the male member does not do 100% of it's work in one go - it leaks boys, sorry to say.
Thus why I said best chance. Apart from refraining from sex, it's all chance. Some methods are a damn good chance, but a chance nevertheless.
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No contraception is 100% safe.
Anyway, I call BS. Might as well say she insists on anal and giving head to you.
This is what I was thinking too.
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Might as well say she insists on anal and giving head to you.
You may call me weird, but i've never really seen why people are attracted to this...
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I wish my girlfriend would go on a hunger strike. Sorry if thats offensive to anyone, it made me chortle.
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Might as well say she insists on anal and giving head to you.
You may call me weird, but i've never really seen why people are attracted to this...
me neither
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Might as well say she insists on anal and giving head to you.
You may call me weird, but i've never really seen why people are attracted to this...
Hate the idea of Anal. Oral is nice though I prefer giving oral to the girl...
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While the calm discussion is welcome, we must take caution to not to drive into territory that Toady might not want on his site. I suppose we have a bit of leeway here as this isn't smut so much as a discussion, but we must take caution nevertheless.
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Does she, I dunno, want to get pregnant or something? Because I can see no reason, (other than religious ones) why she would want you not to use contraceptives.
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Well, with regards to condoms, some people (of each gender) claim they reduce the pleasure of the act.
Still, I mean, it's a small cost (I'd have to think) for not having a baby (or worse) out of the deal.
But that's just me.
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Well, if she wants a kid and you don't then no sex for you!
If you're honestly worried about catching an STD (and you should be) or getting her pregnant accidentally, no sex for you!
Hope you're not in this relationship solely for the sex.
Oh, yes, and it sounds like (from the bit about the songs) she wants to control your life utterly. If she starts mentioning 'Room 101' GET THE HELL OUT.
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If she starts mentioning 'Room 101' GET THE HELL OUT.
Too late.
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Does she, I dunno, want to get pregnant or something? Because I can see no reason, (other than religious ones) why she would want you not to use contraceptives.
OP is rich and she wants to use pregnancy to pressure him into marrying her?
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That's just sinister enough to be possible!
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I know what's going on.
It's all gonna be in reverse. She's going to implant her eggs inside him, where they'll be fertilized and grow inside him.
In nine months he'll burst open, releasing a dozen or so babies.
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Might as well say she insists on anal and giving head to you.
You may call me weird, but i've never really seen why people are attracted to this...
Hate the idea of Anal. Oral is nice though I prefer giving oral to the girl...
His girlfriend is on a hunger strike though. :(
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Call her fat and say she needs a hunger strike.
That should stir things up a bit.
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Why not ask her why she is doing these things?
If it's some retarded reason, go against it, and if she is'nt really a very nice person, leave her.
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Let her wear the condom so you don't have to!
This.
You better do what she says, <a href="http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/w/k/Q/teethposter.jpg>OR ELSE.[/url]
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Why not ask her why she is doing these things?
I did and it got resolved but you guys are having so much fun I didn't want to interrupt.
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I thank you.
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Why not ask her why she is doing these things?
I did and it got resolved but you guys are having so much fun I didn't want to interrupt.
Soooo...
What happened?
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Why not ask her why she is doing these things?
I did and it got resolved but you guys are having so much fun I didn't want to interrupt.
Soooo...
What happened?
>:( I'm not going to indulge in your voyeurism.
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About time somebody stopped enabling us.
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Note to Self: Any thread with the title "My Girlfriend" is going to derail before it even leaves the station.
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What are you talking about? It went straight to its destination without any swerving.
Granted, its destination was Stupid Station, situated in scenic Retardville, but it got there.
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It got to it's destination and kept on going, ignoring the passengers on board. Then it shot past the trainyeard and towards one of those train tracks that stops right in front of a canyon.
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The problem as I see it is that bay12ers had a say in where it was going.
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But isn't that just us?
I mean, honestly...
Also, what did happen?
You told her that a hunger strike would be met with an abstinence strike?
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He kidnapped her pet. Or family. Or something.
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But isn't that just us?
I mean, honestly...
Also, what did happen?
You told her that a hunger strike would be met with an abstinence strike?
yes, and she said that condoms chafe and she didn't want our chance to see each other again to be full of chafing. So we worked it out.
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But isn't that just us?
I mean, honestly...
Also, what did happen?
You told her that a hunger strike would be met with an abstinence strike?
yes, and she said that condoms chafe and she didn't want our chance to see each other again to be full of chafing. So we worked it out.
You put anti-chafing ointment on the condoms?
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yeah, but if never directly answer a question the thread gets longer.