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Finally... => Forum Games and Roleplaying => Topic started by: Phantom on November 20, 2009, 12:06:59 am
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Argh, what happened? You slowly open your eyes to reveal that you're in the wreckage of a transport helicopter. Corpses are strewn around you. You hear alarms in the distance.
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You've been trapped in your apartment for an undetermined amount of time, the city went into lockdown. Recently you seen a military copter go down in the street. Corpses are all over the street. You finally been able to break open your apartment door and go outside. You see two streets. One is blocked by the helicopter. What are you gonna do?
Name:
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Green: search helicopter for something useful.
Blue: Go to helicopter.
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search for your gun
loot the copter
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The whole place is looted...
What was that?!
You go to the copter and try to pry open the door, you hear a voice inside.
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Was it a gun? Was it a talking gun?
Go berserk and kick door in.
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A guy wearing a BADASS LEATHER JACKET and BADASS SUNGLASSES kicks down the door with the strength of an LCS MEMBER with a CROWBAR
Oh hey, theres a living soldier, but no weapons.
Narrator: No completely capitalizing words.
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Both: attack narrator, assume control.
Do I have a badass coat?
Ask if the other guy knows what is going on
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Both: You are fairly certain there has never been, or will be a Narrator.
Sir, whatever.
The man asks you whats going on. You shrug.
He doesn't know anything, sorry.
Mysterious Brown Text: "Braiiiiiiiiiins."
Both: WHAT THE?!
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Cower.
Strangle soldiers, DEATH TO THE OPPRESSORS.
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Use crowbar to kill zombie, change name to Gordon Freeman.
Look for a metal bar or something to use as a weapon.
Continue babbling about brains while yours gets bashed in.
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No. We don't have a crowbar either. You have a machete though.
NO. There ain't anything but your cricket bat.
A zombie starts running towards you!
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By the power of Deus-ex-machina I banish the unholy abomination!