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Finally... => Forum Games and Roleplaying => Topic started by: Lord Dakoth on November 23, 2009, 11:18:23 pm
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Okay, here's the deal. Chances are you've seen this game before.
What you do is take your first name (your *real* first name) and Google it. Then post the first result.
It can be quite funny.
For instance, my name is Josh. So I Google search "josh needs," and the first result happens to be:
Josh needs a holiday or just a cuddle.
Next?
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Jonathan needs a one or two parent family that will set guidelines and be consistent in sticking to those standards ...
:(
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Shane needs more doing.
wow wtf
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[CENSORED] needs someone to love
:c so deeply true.
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Because Matthew Needs To Realize It's Possible For Him To Be Wrong
From some blog/picture album, wierd.
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Jonathan needs a one or two parent family that will set guidelines and be consistent in sticking to those standards ...
:(
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Janet needs to... Blog about stuff she... Needs...
How confusing.
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"Chris Needs | BlogCadre"
I get a blog about people doing this game... I'm not sure how I feel about that...
Course, if I go with my legal first name, i get:
Micheal Needs | Facebook....
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Commscope.com : English : Andrew. ... Andrew Packs More Backhaul Power in Smaller Microwave Antenna Nov. 23, 2009. Nov. 18, 2009 Andrew Solutions' ...
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>_>
Billy needs a beard.
I'm growin' it dammit!
I can't believe I put my paranoia aside for this...
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I was gonna censor it, but what the Hell.
"Richard needs a Jew Video by Master of Disaster"
What. The. Fuck. And the rest of the page isn't better.
"A Passion for Running » richard needs forgiveness"
"Richard needs to go to beauty school"
"Hunky Richard needs your votes"
"Richard needs a share in Bristol, ENG. Ready to spend up to $725"
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My middle name, which I go by:
"-Cthulhu- needs more than just a rat trap for this vermin"
My first name, which I answer to but don't prefer:
"-Cthulhu- needs grammar help"
Uh, yeah, no.
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Pavel needs a courier from Dortmund/Germany to Paderborn/Germany
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Wait, what? (http://getsamuelfullermarried.blogspot.com/)
Really, what the hell?
Even more weird (http://interfree.ca/samuelp/2009/02/15/samuel-needs/) that I'm not the first to do this.
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I hate you guys, and I hate this game. "Tom needs a wee-wee." For realz. (http://www.travelpod.com/travel-photo/tomandcharlie/a_year_with.../1199712540/p1111487.jpg/tpod.html)
My legal name gave me weird one too. Thomas needs a Jew. It's a youtube video about Thomas the Tank Engine.
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-LeoLeonardoIII- needs surgery.
Not ... so much?
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Kevin Needs More Beer. (http://www.flickr.com/photos/thomashawk/167663184/)
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Nick needs to learn alternatives to insulting others. Nick needs a friend.
Nicholas needs YOU! Nicholas needs a loving family; Nicholas needs your help.
Damn. I'm one psychologically damaged person. Wait...
Nick needs someone to cheer him up and Sofia is certainly cool enough to... OHGOD
I kid you not, that's what it came up with. I wonder how she plans to cheer me up.
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Possibly cuddling. Possibly stabbing you with a trowel. No way to tell.
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No no, WD is the stabby stabby guy.
Sofia would simply make pervy comments (we love you Sofia.)
Armok is the one who would give you an awkward, out of place hug. But in a cuddly fashion.
Well, so that I don't derail my own thread, I put in my middle name now. Here are the ones that make some kind of sense.
"Kyle needs a Nickname contest"
"Mr. Kyle needs RUM" (so true)
"Kyle needs a hot dog"
"Kyle needs numbers" (preferably in my checking account)
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The first one.
"Playful Albert needs lots of love and care." :)
And... this one.
"Albert needs dat phat digit hook up, ya dig?" ???
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"Albert needs dat phat digit hook up, ya dig?" ???
It is a thing said by ignorant teenagers. Translation: "Albert would like that desirable phone number. Do you understand the request?"
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I need a date?
Don't you tell me how to live my life internet! And quit predicting my plans for the weekend!
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-BKWM- needs a haircut
wow that's creepily accurate
My legal name gives
-BKWM- needs a hug
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Hah, my forum name gives "Jackrabbit needs two pieces of information to set up a runtime content repository instance."
Though I guess that's not part of the game.
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I shall play your game, Jackrabbit.
"A reasonable man needs only to practice moderation to find happiness."
Neato!
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I became interested in that, BUUUUUUUT...
D: (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=opera&rls=en&hs=qWV&q=Jack+Bread+needs&aq=f&oq=&aqi=)
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I became interested in that, BUUUUUUUT...
D: (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=opera&rls=en&hs=qWV&q=Jack+Bread+needs&aq=f&oq=&aqi=)
Cream Cheese - Stargate SG-1 - Jack and Daniel Slash Fan Fic
Summary: Just like a pencil needs an eraser, bread needs butter, and Jack needs Daniel, a bagel needs cream cheese. Disclaimer: Usual disclaimers -- not ...
THANKS FOR THAT.
All results for my user name are this forum.
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Uh... this is weird.
Chris needs... Paris Hilton Sex Video, half off!
or
Christopher needs to chew through the leather.
??? ??? ???
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...needs 13 bottles of water from the store.
Come to think of it, if I had 13 bottles of water from the store, I would be fully prepared for the zombie Apocalypse. Thanks google!
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Damian needs to learn more self-control before he'll be ready for a true mainstream environment.
Bah, screw it. I've been here long enough and I know most everyone else's names already, why not? Plus, I figure one would try to find out my name just by searching my need anyway. Why delay the inevitable?
Some more:
Damian Needs Mac Serial Adapter - Help!
Damian's needs also include energy efficient appliances. His thirteen-year-old refrigerator in particular is hogging much more than its share of power from the East Coast's fragile, outdated grid.
Damian needs to provide its service in a stronger way, and sometimes a more costly way.
Damian needs guidance and a constant eye watching him, or else he will kill again.
Damian needs to accept that no one is self-sufficient all the time, and to be gentler with his "childish" emotional needs and wants.
Damian needs his space dont worry if he is single or not just let him be!!
...It's making me out to be The Omen. WTF?! Then again, reading each one as a paragraph, it actually almost holds water as a statement. A mini-story with the same start per sentence.
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Heh.
Kevin needs more beer.
Kevin needs a date.
Kevin needs food badly.
Kevin needs to lay of the weed.
Kevin needs a liver transplant.
Kevin needs to call Jenny.
KEVIN NEEDS EXCAVATION.
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Hmmm...
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... Hamish needs Andy, it's you classic comedic duo. ...
... At the moment all Hamish needs to do is put clingfilm over his cochlear implant to keep the damp out while it is protected underneath his ...
Many a baffling mystery and outrageous scam lurk behind the closed doors of Lochdubh; and Hamish needs all his skill to keep the big boys from Inverness off ...
That's all people think when they hear Hamish. Hamish and Andy or Hamish Macbeth.
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[snip]
My turn.
Andrew's Needs: 1. love 2. a life 3. $2100 in political contributions 4. prayers 5. a job 6. prayers 7. to be more cautious with money
Andrew needs to drag SNH out of Victorian era
Andrew Needs To Score.
Andrew needs… …all the prayers he can get – if there is a god and he's vindictive, this is entirely true …to apply wood preservative to one side of his ...
Andrew needs digits.
ANDREW NEEDS AN AMBULANCE An EMT Ambulance.
Andrew Needs - $2100 in Political Contributions for 2008.
I don't even...